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▼ DRUG WARS BLOOD SPORT CHRIS BOSH IS PUSHING A DRUG THAT CRITICS SAY CAN LEAD TO

browardpalmbeach.com UNCONTROLLED BLEEDING. browardpalmbeach.com BY TIM ELFRINK he TV ad opens with Chris Bosh sinking a three in a dark practice gym and then turning solemnly Ttoward the camera. “When I was side- lined with blood clots in my lungs, it was ts | o N te ts serious,” the ten-time All-Star says. “For- tunately, my doctor had a game plan.” The camera then catches up with Bosh at a golf course, where he meets Arnold Palmer, comedian Kevin Ne- alon, and NASCAR driver Kevin Vick- ers, who all join him in praising the drug Bosh credits with saving his life:

ews | pulp c y | N ews Xarelto, a new-wave blood thinner that’s become a billion-dollar bestseller. “Treatment with Xarelto,” Bosh says, before letting Palmer finish his thought, “was the right move for us.” It wasn’t the right move for Jessica Brown, though. The 37-year-old South Florida Photo by Allen Berezovsky / Shutterstock.com ge | Night+ dA

A medical technician says she suffered terrify- out warfarin, a type of drug most commonly That’s what Brown says happened Not-so-posh Bosh. t ing blood loss while taking the drug — and sold as Coumadin, which has long been the to her. To treat her irregular heart- she’s far from alone in those claims. In fact, most popular treatment for clots. But warfarin beat, her doctor placed her on Xarelto “All anticoagulants, or blood thinners, more than 3,400 lawsuits around the nation comes with onerous side effects, including to prevent clots. But when she got her carry the risk of bleeding, and the prescrib- have been filed against Xarelto’s maker and restrictive diets and regular check-ins. Xarelto next period, she began bleeding heav- ing information for Xarelto has always distributors, alleging the drug has caused doesn’t. That helped it top $1 billion in sales by ily. Soon she was weak and unable to warned of these risks,” the statement says. numerous deaths and is to blame for unstop- last year, according to the Wall Street Journal. walk. She was rushed to the ER and Bosh hasn’t responded to a request for pable bleeding in thousands of patients. But lawyers across the country are needed a two-pint blood transfusion. comment sent through the Miami Heat. “I’ve seen that commercial with now arguing there’s a dark side to that “I could have bled to death,” she says. But his own medical story hasn’t had the Bosh and the other guys, and it’s full convenience. Though warfarin-based “Thank God it was just my period and it happiest ending. After a stirring comeback of crap,” Brown says. “I just shake my drugs also increase the risk of mas- wasn’t a head injury or something.” season, his clots reportedly returned, and head seeing them pushing this drug.” sive bleeding, it’s easily counteracted in Thousands of suits like Brown’s have he’s back on Xarelto. And the risk of getting Xarelto, which is made by Bayer and hospitals. There’s no such antidote for now been consolidated in a Louisiana hurt during a game and bleeding uncon- distributed by Janssen Pharmaceuticals, Xarelto, says Boca Raton attorney Joseph federal court. “It’s our position that the trollably has kept him off the court since. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art received FDA approval four years ago. It’s Osborne, so if a patient on the drug falls drug never should have been approved “Say you get hit in the head; that could part of a new wave of drugs trying to knock down the stairs or is injured in a car ac- as a once-a-day tablet,” Osborne says. end up being fatal or disabling,” Dr. Robert cident, bleeding can be uncontrollable. Asked about the lawsuits, a spokeswoman Myerburg, a physician at the University “You’re at a much greater for Janssen sent a lengthy response high- of Miami Health System, recently told READ MORE NEWS DAILY AT risk of bleeding out compared lighting the drug’s benefits and arguing the the Miami Herald. “The one we worry BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM. to warfarin,” Osborne says. company has been upfront about risks. about most is [a] bleed in the brain.”

▼ COURTS the left lane on Broward Boulevard in front to move his car away from the situation and he clearly can’t make his own judgment calls?” of Greenwald’s car. Guzzardo told police he the driver of the vehicle seemed prepared to Today, Greenwald stands by his actions. “He GOOD JUDGMENT? got out of his vehicle to ask Greenwald why escalate to a physical confrontation, Brian re- threatened my life and threatened to kill me,” CANDIDATE FOR JUDGE’S SEAT he kept cutting him off. That’s when, accord- moved his firearm and displayed it to the driver he tells New Times. “I was defending myself and PULLED A GUN DURING 2008 ROAD ing to the report, “Greenwald grabbed his through his window... Our contention is that Mr. had every right to do so as verified by police RAGE INCIDENT. BY JESS SWANSON handgun, packed a round, and pointed the Greenwald was justified by the circumstances to on the scene and the State Attorney’s Office.” NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm ort Lauderdale attorney Brian Green- firearm at [Guzzardo] through the window.” display his weapon in a gesture of self-defense.” Last December, Greenwald was represent- wald has a reputation as a smart and Both claim they were in fear of their lives. Guz- The Broward County State Attorney’s Of- ing 23-year-old Herbert Smith when Judge hardworking lawyer, with more than 150 zardo and Greenwald both called police. fice declined to press felony aggravated-assault Matthew Destry sentenced Smith to 60 years in Fjury trials under his belt — an asset as he runs In this instance of “he said, he said,” Greenwald charges against Greenwald. In a May 2008 close- prison following a probation violation. Green- for a judge’s seat this fall. But a 2008 police was not arrested, and Fort Lauderdale Police out memo, Assistant State Attorney Ed Walsh wald was shocked, given that the sentence report shows that Greenwald once wielded a returned his .40 caliber handgun on the scene. explained: “There are no neutral witnesses to this was far longer than a 13-year plea deal initially XX, 2012 XX,

27, 2016 27, handgun during a road rage incident, though But Guzzardo told police he wanted to press incident... I doubt that there is any reasonable pos- offered by the prosecution. After public outcry,

ONTH no charges were brought against him. charges. In sworn testimony, Guzzardo said, “I sibility of proving a case against Greenwald be- Destry mitigated the sentence to just probation. pril The report, from April 2008, states that spent 11 years in the Marine Corps around all kinds yond and to the exclusion of a reasonable doubt.” That’s ultimately what motivated Green-

21-A Greenwald, who was a public defender at of weapons, threats, three times in combat and Eight years later, Guzzardo is shocked to hear wald to run for the judge’s seat. “Plenty of XX–M the time, and Christopher Guzzardo, a Ma- I never feared for my life like I did that day when that Greenwald is still practicing law and cam- attorneys will complain about judges, but pril A ONTH rine Corps veteran, were driving on Broward [Greenwald’s gun] was pointed at my head.” paigning to become a judge. “�‘Maniacal’ is the nothing will happen unless you are proactive

M Boulevard when one was cut off by the other. Greenwald’s account is entirely different. In only adjective I can use to describe him,” Guz- and do something about it,” he said at the (Guzzardo and Greenwald gave conflicting a letter sent by Greenwald’s attorney to police, zardo tells New Times. “He shouldn’t be practic- time. There are two other declared candidates. accounts.) Guzzardo then stopped his car in Greenwald maintained that “since he was unable ing law… How could he make a good judge when The primary election will be held in August. 66 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp | news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each A pril 21-A pril 27, 2016

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he poster-sized map on Bruce Mowry’s desk is The Mississippi native has tackled difficult jobs before. as “Bloomberg South,” a progressive political outsider who scrawled with blotchy patches of red, showing Before Mowry took the position in 2013, he’d spent 35 years kayaked into office saying, “Enough is enough.” elevations across Miami Beach. Everywhere 2.2 working on water-resources projects from China to New Or- “Here’s a community with worldwide notoriety for getting feet or lower is shaded in deep crimson. That’s the leans. Now he’s a key part of a stable of experts Miami Beach things done,” Levine says of his work. same height, incidentally, that water reached last Mayor Philip Levine has positioned in top city posts since 2013, But not everyone is cheering the city’s plans. Some wonder TSeptember during the King Tide, the highest nonstorm water all trying to save this town from salt water without tarnishing if aggressive action on sea-level rise can really coexist with a level ever recorded in the city. its well-groomed tourism image. boom in luxury development. The mayor — who owns millions Mowry, a jovial man with gray hair, rosy cheeks, and a Their plan of attack is unprecedented: $400 million poured in South Beach property himself — has installed developers Southern accent, is calm and calculated as he explains the into state-of-the-art stormwater solutions, from valves and in key positions and, some say, steered city action toward pro- disturbing reality evident on the map: Fifty percent of South pumps to raised roads. The project is especially bold in a state tecting big-money interests. Local critics question the city’s M ONTH

Beach is red. Almost all of Belle Isle and the west side of Palm where the governor refuses to acknowledge that climate change rapid-fire move toward untested solutions. Still others say the A pril

Island are too. The Indian Creek corridor from 26th to 39th even exists, let alone fund infrastructure improvements to pre- plan doesn’t go nearly far enough to save the city long-term XX–M

is bright red. And so is Normandy Isle and the eastern part of pare for it. Just across the causeway, Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos from being swallowed by water. 21-A Biscayne Point. If current forecasts are right, these areas will Gimenez recently said a lot of sea-level-rise talk “is of doomsday “We’re spending exorbitant amounts of money, and it’s the ONTH be submerged within the next century. scenarios which, frankly, I do not believe.” first time anyone’s ever done anything like this,” says Miami pril “When people ask me where I’m going to focus my atten- In Miami Beach, Levine has never denied the science. Beach City Commissioner Kristin Rosen Gonzalez. “We’ve 27, 2016 tion, I just tell them to look at the map,” Mowry says. “Where And for his willingness to stare straight into the problem and got to be sure we’re doing it right, because we’re not going to XX, 2008 would you start?” invest huge sums of money into fixes, he’s been lauded as a have the money to do this twice.” From his sunny corner office on the sixth floor of Miami pioneer. Media across the country have characterized him The behind-the-scenes story of Miami Beach’s war against Beach City Hall, the engineer has spent the past two and a sea-level rise makes this much clear: No city has ever faced a half years working on one of the hardest jobs in the country: threat quite like this. And whatever happens here will be a blue- trying to keep this city of 90,000 above water. BY JESSICA WEISS print — for better or worse — for the whole world. >> p10 99 Under the Sea from p9

“This is the greatest threat humanity has ever faced,” geospatial analyst Keren Prize Bolter recently told an audience in Miami Beach. “In South Florida, the water is coming in not just at the sides. It comes up from underground. Not even seawalls will stop the flow

miaminewtimes.com of water. This is bigger than the government.” browardpalmbeach.com Given that danger, Mowry says slowing down or rethinking strategy isn’t an option. Though he admits he’s as clue- less about the future as anyone else, he refuses to let Miami Beach sink. “You can’t take a city and say we’re gonna

ts | o N te ts wait until the last minute and then let that city decay its economy,” he says. “Would you want to lose a patient on life support just because you were too busy looking for a cure?”

ong before the white sands and the sunbathers, Miami Beach L was an overgrown, bug-infested swath of mangroves and swampland. ews | pulp c y | N ews A little more than 100 years ago, a Midwest- ern auto pioneer and real-estate developer named Carl Fisher invented the idea of Miami Beach after setting his sights on the uninhab- ited stretch of land between Biscayne Bay and the ocean. For such a prolific entrepreneur (he

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t apolis 500, and America’s first transcontinental highway), the swampy ecosystem couldn’t Above: Miami Beach City Engineer Bruce stop his grand vision of an island paradise. In Mowry leads the charge against the 1912, he and his wife bought a Miami vaca- encroaching seas. Left: City workers install tion home and began acquiring land. They stormwater pumps as part of a $400 million widened the shoreline with millions of cubic project to fight flooding. yards of white sand dredged from the bottom of Biscayne Bay. The beach, on the east side, could rise by more than six feet by the end of was built up into the highest part of the island. the century. If high levels of greenhouse gas In his 2006 book The Swamp, Michael emissions continue, scientists concluded, Grunwald writes about “Crazy Carl,” saying the melting of ice on Antarctica alone could that “by 1920 he had remodeled a worthless cause seas to rise more than 49 feet by 2500. spit of swampland into a destination resort, but “Big surprises may come in the future,”

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art he had also ravaged a formerly pristine habitat says Dr. Roni Avissar, dean of the University for crocodiles, pelicans, shrimp, crabs and fish.” of Miami Rosenstiel School of Marine and Other developers soon followed, adding a Atmospheric Science. “We just have to stay smattering of manmade islets up the west side open and continue to follow the science.” of Miami Beach, from Star Island and the Ve- It’s only recently that all this science has netians to Normandy Isle and Biscayne Point. become part of the daily conversation in Mi-

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | But Fisher and his followers didn’t give much ami. Greenpeace was perhaps the first group to thought to elevation as they carved out their raise local concern, in July 2001, when activists slice of paradise. Most of Miami Beach was built gathered at Tenth Street and Ocean Drive to at barely two feet above sea level, making it one warn that rising temperatures could drown the of the lowest-lying places in the entire country. city. In 2006, that message went global thanks Almost immediately, the winter play- to Al Gore’s Oscar-winning An Inconvenient ground began to flood. On September 18, 1926, Truth. In 2008, the late Florida International the Category 4“Great Miami Hurricane” made indisputable that it’s happening. Scientists Gulf Stream creates a “hill” of water in the University geoscientist Peter Harlem earned landfall over Miami Beach, spewing tides generally agree that it’s caused by a warming Atlantic Ocean that’s roughly parallel to international recognition by using a depth- from 10.6 feet on the ocean side to 6.4 feet on planet that’s melting the polar icecaps. Global the shores of the East Coast. But the Gulf mapping program called Lidar to show just MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm the bay side. Miami Beach was inundated. sea level has risen by about eight inches Stream has been slowing down, causing how much of Miami could sink under water. “If the guy who built Miami Beach could go since reliable record-keeping began in 1880. the hill to flatten out, which leads to higher Around 2009, Miami Beach began to back and redo it, the whole area should have And over the past decade, the average rate sea levels along the Eastern Seaboard. experience a troubling new phenomenon: been four feet higher from the beginning,” of sea-level rise has increased by 6 millime- “We know there are certain processes Pools of water appeared out of the blue Mowry says. “But that’s 20/20 hindsight now.” ters per year — from 3 millimeters per year that are going to make sea-level rise a on the west side of the island. The floods During early population booms between before 2006 to 9 millimeters per year since. lot worse here than in other parts of the didn’t come from a storm but rather from

XX, 2008 XX, the 1930s and the 1960s, the city built a storm That’s already having unique impacts world,” Bolter says. “Gulf streams are slow- below, as if out of nowhere. And that wa-

27, 2016 27, drainage system to fight the problem. It used on Miami Beach. A team of University of ing down like a traffic jam up the coast.” ter, scientists discovered, was salty.

ONTH gravity to drain the town from east to west, Miami scientists using data like tidal re- So just how much are the seas going Research showed that the porous lime- pril where the water drains into Biscayne Bay. It cords, rain gauges, and insurance claims to rise? The best-case scenario is that ice stone below Miami was completely saturated,

21-A mostly worked. And until recently, occasional found that since 2006, rain-based floods sheets melt at a relatively stable rate through causing “sunny-day flooding.” The gravity XX–M flooding was called a recurring nuisance. have increased by 33 percent and tidal the end of the century. The doomsday that had funneled water off the beach for pril

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M worsened and climate-change science im- Scientists point to Miami Beach’s unique ing ever faster as the Earth warms. seawater simply soaked into the city’s founda- proved, the facts began to suggest otherwise. features, like its proximity to the Gulf Stream That latter possibility is more than just a tion, rubbed up against freshwater supplies, Though there is still wide disagreement in the Atlantic and its geography atop po- slight risk. Last month, science journal Na- bubbled up through pipes and drains, and overwhelmed the streets. In 2012, the city, then 1010 on the rate of sea-level rise, it’s become rous limestone, as contributing factors. The ture published a report finding that oceans browardpalmbeach.com under Mayor Matti Bower, crafted a blueprint month earlier, got right to work. Like Levine, miaminewtimes.com for overhauling the stormwater system. Mowry touts his private-sector background Then came Levine, a political newbie, as a boon to getting things done quickly. After media mogul, and real-estate developer. earning a PhD in civil engineering from the Levine got his start as an entrepreneur in University of Mississippi in 1982, Mowry 1990 when he was working as a port lec- worked on water and wastewater projects turer on cruise ships, telling people where at a private company in Louisiana. He went to shop onshore. He turned that into an $85 on to work on water projects from California million business that produced onboard to Trinidad and Tobago, Brazil, Egypt, and TV advertisements, magazines, and port China. Although the scope of the problem in

marketing. Through a merger, he expanded Miami Beach was new, his solutions weren’t. | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | his company, Onboard Media, to create “The things we’re doing — with pumps and | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | the world’s largest duty-free shopping and valves and elevation — aren’t different,” he media firm, with revenues reaching $400 says. “It’s just that we’re actually doing them.” million. In 2000, he sold that company to Alongside Mowry, Levine rallied Wheaton LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton. as well as top Miami engineers like Dwight In his $2 million campaign to replace Kraai and Michael K. Phang. Levine recalls Bower in 2013, Levine blamed the constant first gathering them all to talk about their plan. flooding and broken streets on poor invest- “We had all our chief engineers, everyone ments in the city’s infrastructure in the face around the table, and I said, ‘Guys, the days of of rising seas. The longtime Clinton donor analysis and paralysis are over. We’re not hir- — and close friend of the ex-president — even ing a consultant to hire a consultant. We need snagged an endorsement from his pal Bill. a plan to get rid of this water,” Levine says. “Before Philip, the model for sea-level Wolfson says he vividly remembers how the rise was kind of ‘Don’t freak everyone tone changed after that meeting. The city had out,’ ” says former Miami Beach Com- been debating a variety of solutions, includ- missioner Jonah Wolfson. “Assumptions ing new injection wells, but those ideas were were always very conservative, as if the quickly scrapped. Instead, the city tackled the problem wasn’t really as bad as it was.” plan devised by Mowry and his colleagues. Levine changed that entirely. In a memo- “Bruce and Philip came in and ramped ev- rable campaign ad, Levine and his Boxer pup erything up,” Wolfson says. “There were new tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C Earl paddled on a kayak through the streets engineers, new assessments, new commit- of South Beach during yet another deluge. tees. We developed a more realistic viewpoint “Vote Philip Levine, a businessman and part- of sea-level rise. And we moved very quick.” time gondolier, for Mayor,” the ad chided. The goal was clear: keeping at least “Like others before him, this mayor talked some of the most flood-prone areas dry about flooding and keeping the streets dry, during the looming King Tide — the but he was the first to really link it to climate first big test — in early October 2014. change,” says Betsy Wheaton, the city’s But first Levine needed to pay for his plan. environment and sustainability director, Levine and commissioners swiftly raised who’s been working for Miami Beach since stormwater rates by 84 percent, for a $7 in- 2009. “He expanded the conversation.” crease per month per household. “I told resi- That message helped Levine win the may- dents, you have a choice to make. Would you or’s office. Then came the hard part: how to rather keep living in Miami Beach, or would actually fix it. “There’s no playbook for this,” you rather live in Atlantis?” Levine says. Levine says. “There’s no one saying, ‘Here, That tax bump secured $90 million

mayor, follow these 20 easy steps and you’ll be worth of bonds to start work in the fall of New Times Broward-palm B each OK.’ I wasn’t swept into office; I floated in.” 2014, when pumps began to go in along Alton Road and in Sunset Harbour under ee those stairs there?” Mowry asks, point- emergency single-bidder resolutions. ing to the entrance of Publix in the Sunset When that King Tide came, those streets Harbour neighborhood. “There used to stayed mostly dry, even as other Beach

S MIAMI NEW TIMES be seven stairs leading up to the front door.” neighborhoods sank under several inches Now, there are just two. That’s because of water. Since then, 12 new pump stations throughout Sunset Harbour — a booming area have been installed along the west side of of hip restaurants and bars — the streets have South Beach, in Sunset Harbour, the Sun- been raised by a full two and a half feet. While set and Venetian islands, and South Pointe. Publix still sits above street level, the en- At the same time, streets were raised on trances to neighboring businesses like Purdy West Avenue, 20th Street, Tenth Street, Lounge and Pubbelly are now subterranean. Sixth Street, and all of Sunset Harbour. “Elevation is a key aspect of our plan,” Mowry is now finalizing plans for two big Mowry says. “We’ve inherited problems from pump stations near the Convention Center the past because people were instructed to and others at 19th Street and in Flamingo build low. You’re going to start seeing a lot Park, with simultaneous street raising. And M ONTH of cultural and architectural changes.” the city is about to embark on a huge new A pril

The sidewalks are just part of a never- endeavor: raising Indian Creek, from 26th XX–M before-attempted civic plan, which took to 41st streets, and improving the seawall. 21-A massive political will, creative financing, and That area was heavily impacted during last pril a team of world-class scientists. And while year’s King Tide, when the water reached ONTH

returns are early, Levine insists it’s working. a foot higher than predicted, spilling onto 27, 2016 “Sunset Harbour was underwater all the the road and causing traffic disasters. XX, 2008 time. People were freaking out and leav- “When Al Gore visited Miami Beach ing,” Levine says. “But look at it now. Look and said he saw fish swimming in the at those streets. These raised streets have streets on a sunny day, that’s the area become the eighth wonder of the world.” he’s talking about,” Mowry says. Levine’s scheme took shape soon after he That project has been an even bigger political challenge than the rest of took office. Mowry, who had just been hired a >> p12 11 11 Under the Sea from p11 While a student at the University of Miami School of Architecture, Isaac Stein the Beach projects. Indian Creek is actually designed a vision for Miami Beach that a state highway, not a city road, so Levine embraces the water. and his allies had to fight Tallahassee for approval and funding. The upgrades will he says. “I think Levine decided he didn’t be a $25 million partnership between the want to be mayor of Venice, but he is.” Florida Department of Transportation and Some environmentalists questioned

miaminewtimes.com the city, with the goal to stop flooding before Robbins’ leadership, especially after he told

browardpalmbeach.com this fall’s King Tide. During construction, Audubon magazine in 2014 that develop- there will be no parking along the road. ers had no cause to fear climate change. Miami Beach isn’t necessarily stopping “Right now, Miami is going through one with pumps and raised streets. In Sep- of the hottest real-estate booms ever in its tember, the city hired its first “Chief Resil- history,” he said. “People are investing enor- iency Officer” to oversee everything from mous sums of money, and many of them

ts | o N te ts building-code compliance to green spaces really aren’t worried about sea-level rise.” to recycling and environmental depart- Those critics had more ammunition when ments. Susanne Torriente, who had been Fort Levine disbanded the panel, then rebuilt it — Lauderdale’s assistant city manager before Images courtesy of Isaac Stein but without the two scientists. In their place taking the job, says the city can become a came Wynn Bradley, an architect who does not national leader in fighting climate change. live in Miami Beach, and Michael DeFilippi, a “Bruce’s work came first, and it was luxury-real-estate agent who focuses on trash the biggest and most visible,” Torriente and litter issues. Robbins returned as chairman. says. “The resiliency strategy that we’re “Although the administration makes jokes

ews | pulp c y | N ews developing now is building upon that.” about Governor Scott being a climate-change denier, it seems that this group has a different n a fifth-floor City Hall conference room, type of denial going on,” Ciraldo says, “one the city’s Blue Ribbon Panel on Sea Level that denies the impact that climate change I Rise considers a tricky question: As new will have on the ability for new development.” buildings and homes — including the city’s The panel has little real power. But its

ge | Night+ dA growing crop of McMansions — are built ever composition amplifies other concerns about

A higher to avoid rising seas, what becomes Levine’s ties to developers. During last year’s t of the older, low-scale constructions more reelection campaign, Levine’s opponent, characteristic of historic Miami Beach? David Wieder, noted a potentially shady side At the head of the panel sits megadeveloper to Levine’s acclaimed work in Sunset Har- Scott Robbins. Robbins, who is Levine’s good bour: The mayor owns millions of dollars’ friend and partner in several real-estate deals, worth of property there, as does Robbins. shared his vision for those older homes: “Well, Wolfson, then a commissioner, says he they are knockdowns,” Robbins calmly noted. understands why people would be suspi- Immediately, preservation- cious. “Sunset Harbour needed pumps; ist Daniel Ciraldo, of the Miami De- however, Sunset Harbour also got the sign Preservation League, shot back, streets raised, and no other area in the “Not everyone feels that way.” city got that,” Wolfson says. “There is an The testy exchange underscores the delicate obvious interest there; they own a lot of balance among preservationists, politicians, property together. Is it a conflict? Maybe. | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art and developers in a city on the edge of sea-level It clearly raises property values there.” ruin. Although Levine has been widely lauded Levine pushes back against those for his quick action on flood prevention, he’s criticisms, though. He says the city raised also been criticized for his close ties to devel- streets and installed pumps in Sunset opers and his no-bid contracts. Some envi- Harbour first for one reason: It’s the

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | ronmentalists, meanwhile, question whether lowest-lying part of the city. “When you the pumps and raised streets are more than look at the topography, that’s the topog- a short-term solution. Others say the pumps raphy,” he says. “What could we do?” have filled Biscayne Bay with polluted runoff. As for Robbins’ role in the city’s plans, “We’re getting world-class attention he says the developer has taken on the because we’re making efforts a lot sooner volunteer job at considerable time and ex- than others — but that’s out of necessity,” pense — and no business advantage. “He says scientist Isaiah Mosley, who lost a has the expertise and the passion for fixing campaign for the commission last year. “We this city,” Levine says. “It’s like with me: have billions of dollars of property on Mi- This is the most expensive job I’ve ever

MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI ami Beach. The cheapest way to solve the had in my life. I’ve lost more money be- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm problem right now is to build, build, build.” ing mayor than I could ever make back.” Of the criticisms lobbed at Levine, his ties Within City Hall, others have raised ques- to developers might be the most consistent. tions about the speed with which Levine Many point to the history of the Blue Rib- attacked his sea-level-rise plans. To build bon Panel as evidence. When Levine first pump stations and raise streets so quickly, the

XX, 2008 XX, convened the group in 2014, it included city waived normal bidding processes. “We

27, 2016 27, engineers Kraai and University of Miami did it like an emergency measure,” Levine

ONTH engineering professor Phang. “We were says. “We did it like it was World War II and pril talking about really exciting solutions, and we’d just been attacked at Pearl Harbor.” we had found new ground,” Kraai says. Rosen Gonzalez says there’s a big risk in 21-A XX–M But the engineer quickly grew disillu- that approach. So far, four companies have pril sioned. “The atmosphere kind of changed. It managed all the city’s sea-level-rise proj- A ONTH

M seemed like the panel existed just to monitor ects: Bergeron, Lanzo, Mancini Brothers, the public-works projects that were being and Ricman. “When we do bid things out, implemented. No one wanted to talk about we are getting one bidder,” Rosen Gonzalez the long-term impacts of sea-level rise,” says. “I think people are discouraged. Why 1212 browardpalmbeach.com should they try if only Lanzo or Manci ni proposed one of the most creative solu- miaminewtimes.com Brothers are going to get contracts?” tions yet to save South Beach: a mix of urban Levine says that a single-bid process was mangrove forest, buildings on stilts, and the only way to cut through red tape and citywide canals that would turn Miami Beach that he’s held the companies responsible. into a pedestrian-friendly, water-borne “Some of these things had to be done fast city — a mix of the Everglades and Venice. and furious,” he says. “We’ve made them “Just look at Venice or many Dutch cit- sharpen their pencils. Going forward, we’re ies,” he says. “Bringing in water and inviting trying to get more and more contractors it to be part of the city can really add qual- in this so we can really bid it out more.” ity and value. It can make the city better.”

On the environmental front, the Beach’s On the Bay side, Stein envisions returning | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | massive effort has also raised some concerns. Miami Beach to its early glory, notably by re- | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | Soon after the pumps kicked into gear last storing mangroves, which were once plenti- year — spewing out more than 7,000 gallons ful there. “Mangroves create a subdued storm of water per minute — some residents noted surge,” he says. In some residential areas, six dirty plumes of rainwater and debris shooting feet of fill could be cut to form an ecological into the bay. Videos showed up on YouTube canal and “raise the grade” of residences on exposing the mess. Last summer, Mosley these streets. At the heart of his vision: fewer decided to check it out for himself. With a cars and more public transportation options. snorkel, fins, and underwater camera in tow, Stein’s plans might be extreme, but so is he jumped into Biscayne Bay near the Tenth the threat facing Miami Beach. Whether Street pump and found a disgusting mess. Levine’s plans end up as a visionary so- “It was horrible,” Mosley told New Times lution to sea-level rise or a short-term last August. “It tasted like petroleum and Band-Aid, nearly everyone agrees that gasoline. It was foul, and some of it even outsized ideas like Stein’s are going to be made it into my nose. I was so grossed key to Miami Beach’s long-term future. out, I don’t even want to think about it.” The city itself is trying to start that move, Mowry says the pump systems have through Torriente’s job as chief resiliency been built to filter out more pollutants. But officer. Torriente says she plans to replen- he admits it’s an issue that still needs to ish oceanside dunes, heighten existing sea- Do you or someone you know have be addressed. “Storm drains are the sew- walls, and create new urban green spaces tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C ers of a city,” he says. “They take all the that will absorb water and carbon dioxide. runoff; everything left by all the people Flood regulations could change for new Rosacea? who come here ends up in storm drains.” buildings, and so could building heights. Urban designer and coastal resilience “Thinking about 2100 is overwhelm- FXM Research in Miramar is looking for males and females 18 expert Walter Meyer, who runs the New ing,” Torriente says. “But if you think about years or older that suffer from Rosacea “Redness on forehead, cheeks, and York-based company Local Office Landscape, the things we can do now, it’s a manage- nose with acne type lesions on your face” to participate in an up to seven says there are other ways the city could clean able challenge and an opportunity. The [7] study-visit clinical research study. Medical Insurance is not required for that water. Though state and f ederal permits next person in my job is going to have to study participation. would be required to build into the bay, a keep building upon this over time.” new habitat with oysters, grasses, corals, Plenty of long-term thinkers say there’s and mangroves just off the pump evacua- only one real solution to Miami Beach’s Qualifi ed participants will receive: tion point could filter some of the toxicity. mess: a mass migration to higher land. But • Study-related evaluation by a Board Certifi ed Dermatologist. But there’s an even bigger-picture envi- Torriente says there’s newfound optimism • Investigational Study Medication at no cost. ronmental question as well: Will the pumps and energy in the city — an opportunity for • Reimbursement for time and travel up to USD $700.00. and raised streets even help if the worst Miami Beach to become a world leader. For more information please call: (954) 430-1097 sea-level-rise projections hold true? Levine “This is an opportunity to be creative, New Times Broward-palm B each admits he can’t answer that question. to innovate,” Torriente says. “I don’t think Francisco Flores, MD. FXM Research Miramar Board Certifi ed Dermatologist 14601 SW 29th Street, Suite 208 “We believe what we’re doing, this $400 anything’s off the table. Even a far-out FXM Research Miramar Miramar, Florida 33027 million plan, could be a 30- or 40-year solu- idea can give you a spark of something tion, depending on projections,” he says. that could be implemented easily.” www.fxmresearch.com After that? He trusts that the inventors of Although Torriente isn’t backing any plans tomorrow will come up with another plan. as extreme as Stein’s, she too envisions man- MIAMI NEW TIMES “I know that human innovation is so groves, new dunes, solar panels, and a more Do you or someone you know have incredible,” he says. “If I told you 30 years efficient building stock as part of the solution. ago that an iPhone could Facetime with For now, Mowry’s not slowing down on a friend in Europe right now in real time, the current project. Ten new pump stations Atopic Dermatitis you’d think I was out of my mind. The op- are under construction, and three addi- (Also known as Eczema)? portunity for entrepreneurs is unlimited. tional projects will break ground in the next They’ll come up with solutions we can’t even six months. In total, the city will get 60 to FXM Research in Miramar is looking for males and females 18 years think of today. Deep-water injection pumps 80 pump stations over the next few years. or older that suffer from Atopic Dermatitis (dry, red, scaling patches throughout below the aquifer? Who the hell knows?” Meanwhile, streets on Palm and Hibiscus are your body with or without itchiness), to participate in an up to three (3) study visit The key, he says, is fending off the being raised, as are streets in Bayshore South

clinical research study. Medical Insurance is not required for study participation. M water until then. “We don’t want people and Flamingo Park. Eventually, 30 percent ONTH to get tired out or lose interest or lose of all roads on the Beach will be elevated. A Qualiﬁ ed participants will receive: pril confidence,” he says. “Once you lose The work may not be perfect — or XX–M confidence, try getting it back.” even a long-term solution at all — but • Evaluation by a Board Certiﬁ ed Dermatologist. 21-A Mowry says there are few other options. • Investigational Study Medication or placebo at no cost. pril s Miami Beach prepares for the future “Mother Nature’s gonna win, and sea-level • Reimbursement for time and travel up to USD $150.00. ONTH

of sea-level rise, it may just be time to rise is coming,” he says. “But failure is not an 27, 2016 XX, 2008 Alook to the past, before the days of Crazy option. Retreat is unacceptable. When people For more information please call: (954) 430-1097 Carl, when Miami Beach was still an actual say we should leave Miami Beach, I ask them if swamp. As efforts mount to find ever-more- they would like me to buy them a ticket to leave Francisco Flores, MD. FXM Research Miramar Board Certiﬁ ed Dermatologist 14601 SW 29th Street, Suite 208 creative ways to force water off the land, some town. We need positive thinkers who believe FXM Research Miramar Miramar, Florida 33027 visionaries say it’s time to invite it back in. there are solutions and are ready to try them.” www.fxmresearch.com Developer Isaac Stein, a UM alumnus [email protected] currently working in New York City, has 13 13 browardpalmbeach.com ontents | ontents news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day A t | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm 27, 2016 27, pril 21-A pril A

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ts | o N te ts Blunt would join Charlize Snow White. Anyway, it’s like Frozen meets Theron and Chris Hemsworth Tolkien meets Brian De Palma’s Sisters, Cfor the followup to 2012’s humdrum action- but not nearly as good as that sounds. fairy-tale Snow White and the Huntsman, Winter’s War was directed by Cedric many filmgoers, including myself, got Nicolas-Troyan, who worked on the special unduly excited. The original film, though effects for the first film. He has a facility a hit, had not been memorable; its main with the storybook-like visuals and a nice claim to fame was probably the public handle on the actors. Even pitching their discovery of an affair between star Kristen performances at an absurdly high level,

ews | pulp c y | N ews Stewart and very married director Rupert the cast mostly fares well. Hemsworth and Sanders. The second one, sans Stewart and Chastain’s physicality makes up for their un- Sanders, and featuring an entirely new fortunate pseudo-Scottish accents. Theron story, seemed to presage a new beginning. sneers and sniffs

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ge | go broad, like the finest onscreen divas — BRITTLE, is brittle, vulner- it, which becomes a problem in the climax, Like Frozen, but not nearly as good. A able, angry — and which is all about saving said kingdom. t hissing and bellowing and making those VULNERABLE, wavy-magic-hand-gesture thingies at one when she breaks, Meanwhile, Freya’s backstory, about memorable lines. It’s a quest narrative where another while decked out in elaborate me- ANGRY — AND it can be glorious. how she became an ice queen and learned nobody cares about the quest. It’s a war dieval fantasy regalia, well, it seemed like WHEN SHE The costumes are to despise love, never has much bearing on movie where nobody cares about the war. It’s it might be something special. Campy per- BREAKS, IT CAN ornate, imagina- the actual tale. In Frozen, Queen Elsa’s in- a fantasy where nobody cares about magic. haps, but special — something that might BE GLORIOUS. tive, and ravishing, ability to control her powers led her to exile And sadly, the more they all snarl and shake make you want to yell, “Yassss, Queen!” and the uncom- herself to an ice palace of solitude and regret; and shout, the more we notice there’s very Funny story: It appears that the mak- monly beautiful cast looks great in them. the movie turned on her sister’s belief in little for anyone to get worked up about. ers of The Huntsman: Winter’s War had the So what’s the problem? Nothing seems to her fundamental goodness. Here, Freya’s same idea, because the film absolutely have any weight or consequence. Stewart’s heartbreak is dropped in at the beginning [email protected] delivers on the scenery-chewing front. absence shouldn’t be a problem; she’s an en- and the end; in between, she’s mostly just a Yet the movie is still hollow and joyless. tirely different type of performer and would standard-issue villain with unclear aims. The Huntsman: Winter’s War The story is both prequel and sequel. It be out of place in this heated, histrionic There’s nothing in Huntsman to hold i ts Starring Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, begins years before the events of the first atmosphere. But I missed her, or at least the pieces together. Everybody is acting up a Emily Blunt, Nick Frost, Sam Claflin, Rob | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish film, opening on the beautiful Ravenna idea of her. We keep hearing of Snow White’s storm, but nobody expresses any urgency Brydon, and Jessica Chastain. Directed by Cedric Nicolas-Troyan. Written by Evan (Theron) seducing and killing her way to kingdom, her armies, and what’s going on or aspiration or desire — and, worse, none Spiliotopoulos and Craig Mazin. 114 minutes. the throne of a new kingdom. Her sister with her — but we never really see any of of those great actors has been given any Rated PG-13. Opens Friday, April 22. Freya (Blunt), however, isn’t quite as ruth- less; at the coronation, Ravenna sees her making doe eyes at a handsome young vassal. Soon enough, the new queen en- ▼ ARTHAUS gineers a harrowing heartbreak for her More sister. This both puts Freya in touch with Mountains May Depart representative her secret power — she can instantly trans- STARRING TAO ZHAO, YI ZHANG, JING DONG LIANG. than real. form the people and things around her into ice — and turns her against the very WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ZHANGKE JIA. 131 idea of love. She seizes a kingdom in the MINUTES. NOT RATED. OPENS FRIDAY, APRIL 22, AT north and begins raising an army of stolen LAKE WORTH PLAYHOUSE (713 LAKE AVE., LAKE children. Among them are young warriors WORTH; 561-586-6169; LAKEWORTHPLAYHOUSE.ORG).

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Jake | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | gets together with Beverly, an aspiring theater | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | BY BILGE EBIRI major who intends to go to New York right ichard Linklater’s Everybody after college, and reveals to her that he wrote Wants Some!! is being billed as an essay about the Greek myth of Sisyphus. a “spiritual sequel” to his 1993 One of his teammates, it turns out, has high-school stoner classic Dazed been hiding his identity and his real age: and Confused, but in some key He’s in fact 30 years old and has been going Rways, it feels closer to his animated 2001 around to schools in the hope of remain- philosophy bull-session Waking Life — a ing in this in-between moment, when he freewheeling grab bag of ideas, ruminations, can play ball and stay half-formed, neither and loose ends held together by the director’s child nor man. This echoes Matthew Mc- generous sensibility. Or maybe the new film Conaughey’s famous “I get older; they is the missing link between the two, turning stay the same age” observation about these apparently disparate works into a con- Van Redin high-school girls from Dazed and Confused tinuum, a journey between checking out, self- It’s the weekend before school starts, A roster of lovable blowhards. — only this time the occasion is less humor- knowledge, and transcendence. That might and as the young men explore their living ous and more existential and pathetic. seem like a lot of weight to put on a movie situation and go cruising for chicks, their punk to metal to country — as the characters Everybody Wants Some!! is a surpris- that is, at least on its surface, about a bunch back-and-forth is playfully evocative. “No dance and gab away (Linklater seems to ingly dense movie; it may take place over of college baseball players trying to get laid. dorm-resident snitches kicking your ass,” have captured a moment when practically the course of a weekend, but Linklater But Linklater’s great talent is to remain light one exclaims about their off-campus house. every genre of pre-hip-hop pop was in.) 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The only way you can overlook the same goes for the restaurants in Delray mutt from the wrong side of the tracks. often subpar ingredients is to drown your Beach, Weston, and Coral Springs; consis- Pizza, 16 selections in all, are among plate in a mountain of grated cheese. tency and dependability are Elia’s lifeblood. the most popular dishes, baked Neapoli- Those who’ve been dining out in South “The recipe for my success is in my ap- tan style in a wood-fired oven that’s as hot tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C Florida for any length of time can tell you there proach,” says Elia. “I’m never satisfied. I as a blacksmith’s forge, an interior that are better options available. Namely, they’ll always strive to be better — the best.” glows molten-metal red. The pies blister tell you about Casa D’Angelo, perhaps the As with Casa D’Angelo, it seems the intent and bubble in that heat, done and served in area’s best-known Tuscan-style restaurant. of every dish is to propel you to the streets less than five minutes. Of the usual takes, In 1998, chef-owner Angelo Elia opened of Italy, but here with a gentler hand and for you’ll find the eponymous Elia pie, a mar- his first Casa D’Angelo off Federal High- less money. In the Fort Lauderdale kitchen, riage of rich bufala mozzarella, salty pro- way in Fort Lauderdale. A tall, stately, and the Angelo Elia executive chef, Giovanni sciutto, bitter arugula, and sharp, freshly soft-spoken man, his reserved nature belies Spasoto, uses the same simple, high-quality grated Reggiani cheese, a welcome de- the successful South Florida restaurateur ingredients that Elia does at Casa D’Angelo parture from the standard Margherita. beneath — one who nearly single-handedly and cooks with the confidence born of being Specials are offered daily. One day, it’s built a successful string of restaurants. handpicked by Elia. You can find each restau- a half-roasted chicken, the meat succulent Today, with a third location, planned for rant’s dedicated chef behind the counter day and juicy, served with roasted hunks of veg- Aventura Park Square in 2017, Casa D’Angelo or night, overseeing etable. Another day, it’s a fresh-catch snap- Fort Lauderdale — the longstanding flag- the cooks who work per fried up in a zesty piccata sauce with ship establishment — remains fresh and “I WANTED the wood-burning capers and brightened with fresh parsley. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH welcoming despite its 15-year run. More ONLY TO oven or those pre- Dessert is essential here, either a glass of New Times Broward-palm B each than a decade since it introduced Broward OFFER THE paring salads and wine from Elia’s Jankara Winery from Sardinia, County to modern Italian dining, it’s a pasta à la minute. Italy, or one of the restaurant’s homemade and celebratory location for special occasions TYPE OF FOOD Despite its lower fresh-baked delicacies. The only things not and intimate dinners, born at a time when I WAS EATING price point, the res- made in-house are the cannoli shells, says Spa- Italian restaurants came in just two flavors: IN ITALY.” taurant isn’t afraid to soto. Otherwise, it’s a choice of fresh-churned trattorias with the tired roster of red-sauce share a taste of what’s gelato, moist lemon cheesecake, simple selections or the fancy white-tablecloth ris- to come, starting with a complimentary crème brûlée, or a light and fluffy tiramisu. torantes manned by tuxedo-clad servers. plate of rosemary- and herb-flecked foccacia But it’s the Nutella stromboli, Spasoto’s “When I started, I w anted only bread, fresh from the pizza oven, steam ris- creation, that begs a final order: a calzone to offer the type of food I was eating from its center as you rip it into bite-sized bread shell baked with Nutella filling in place ing in Italy,” says Elia, now 54. pieces. From there, dip each doughy, flaky of meat and cheese. It comes out of the pizza Today, the Salerno-born chef has his sights tuft into the house hot oil the color of a ripe oven hot and steaming, its hazelnut interior set on establishing a second, more modern blood orange; it lends a touch of heat and oozing from any open crevice. It’s topped concept: Angelo Elia Pizza, Bar & Tapas, a casual the smooth, mild taste of a good olive oil. with powdered sugar and a few scoops line of Italian-American eateries now four loca- The menu opens with more than a of gelato, an indulgent end to any meal. tions strong — with more on the way. Small and dozen tapas that can also be ordered as “I always knew what I wanted family-run — Elia’s son is often spotted at the appetizers. 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