The Hibernation Cycle of the Majestic Winnipegger

ISSUE 17 2009/01/22 VOLUME 63

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The hibernation cycle of the majestic Winnipegger Cold weather means we toss all (green) caution to the wind and keep our cash in our pockets News  page 4 02 News The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca

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Patterson » [email protected] PRODUCTION MANAGER Friendly (and generous) Manitoba Melody Morrissette » [email protected] The Downtown Winnipeg BIZ, town, said Jennifer Verch, spokes- is a tendency for people to give less Copy and style editor Compared to the an organization consisting of busi- person for the BIZ. when governments are perceived to Ashley Holmes » [email protected] nesses operating in the downtown, According to Fraser Institute’s be providing more social services. rest of Canada, we Photo Editor currently has collection boxes dis- most recent numbers from 2006, Warkentin said that although Mark Reimer » [email protected] give the most tributed throughout the area so that Manitobans gave 1.14 per cent the province provides services for people can donate their change. of their income to charities, far people, “government funding var- News assignment editor Rather than having this money above the second place contender, ies from program to program.” Toban Dyck » [email protected] Joe Kornelsen go to panhandlers, it is distributed Ontario at 0.92 per cent. The impending recession raises News production editor Beat reporter to various social agencies in the Quebec residents finished last, concerns that donations will fall. Ksenia Prints » [email protected] city. with 0.33 per cent of their income Warkentin was not too worried. The BIZ generally gives to chari- donated to charity. So far, she said Siloam Mission had Arts and culture editor Aaron Epp » [email protected] Manitobans can, once again, pride ties whose goals are “to improve But Manitoba citizens’ generos- seen a decline in donations from themselves on being the most gen- safety and confront social issues,” ity may reflect badly on the prov- their corporate sponsors but not Comments Editor Devin Morrow [email protected] erous province in the country. both concerns that resonate down- ince. According to Cyrenne, there from individual donors. » Manitobans have come on top Sports & fitness editor in every report on Canadian char- Jo Villaverde » [email protected] ity done by the Fraser Institute, a How are we Listings co-ordinator right-wing think tank, since 1996. really doing? Curran Faris » [email protected] Linda Warkentin, communi- “There seems to cations co-ordinator at Siloam Beat reporter Mission, is not surprised by the be this natural Manitoba: Dan Huyghebaert » [email protected] statistics. idea that you can Beat reporter “We are very happy with the -4.2% Joe Kornelsen » [email protected] hearts we have seen,” she said depend on your Change in amount of donors Operating out of Winnipeg’s between 1996 and 2006 Beat reporter neighbours in a rural Sandy Klowak » [email protected] Exchange District, Siloam Mission area...Manitoba, with provides meals, clothing and emer- +43.8% Beat reporter gency shelters for people in need. its agricultural past, is Change in funds donated Andrew McMonagle » [email protected] Since 2007, the mission has seen between 1996 and 2006 an increase from 27,000 to 40,000 inclined to giving.” donors. –Philippe Cyrenne, University $1,734 CONTRIBUTORS: Philippe Cyrenne, an econom- of Winnipeg economics professor Average donation ics professor at the University of Carlen Malinowski, Brooke Dmytriw, Winnipeg, said Manitoba’s propen- Brendan Olynik, Andrew Tod, sity to give might be related to its International: J. Williamez, Alex Garcia, history. Jack Duckworth, Amalia Slobogian, “There seems to be this natural 0.76% John Herbert Cunningham, idea that you can depend on your Average percentage of Andre Crate, Ian Bawa, income donated by Canadians Kate-Lyn Danyluk, Kelly Nickie, neighbours in a rural area,” he said. Courtney Schwegel, Jonathan Dyck, “Manitoba, with its agricultural Matt Prepost, Timothy Penner, Adam past, is inclined to giving.” 1.66% Johnston, Scott Christiansen, Cyrenne also pointed to the sta- Average percentage Sagan Morrow, Ryan Janz, bility of Manitoba’s population. of income donated by Cory Falvo, Rob Huynh, Because people tend to settle down Americans Megan Turnbull, James Culleton, in Winnipeg for longer than in Antoinette Dyksman, Clayton Winter, Source: Fraser Institute other cities, there is a better under- Cindy Titus, Chris Friesen. standing of the issues charity can address. 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Winnipeg offers puppy She worries this shift will set a to new president Sandy Klowak precedent for undercutting further Winnipeg has the ticket to the Beat reporter PUB decisions. new member of the Obama family Stan Keyes, president of the — a Labradoodle puppy, one of two hypoallergenic breeds the United States Canadian Payday Loan Association, president-elect has reportedly promised The provincial government maneu- mark representing 20 lenders including his daughter. Money Mart, is glad the govern- Eleven of these pups were taken in by

vered its way out of a legal tug-of- re i war with payday money lenders mer ment is stepping in. the Winnipeg Humane Society in December recently by giving itself the official “We have been asking for strong and executive director Bill McDonald has consumer protection in balance written to Prime Minister Stephen Harper, authority on capping loan interest proposing one be offered to Obama as a rates. ers out of business. In early January with a strong competitive industry,” gift from the people of Canada. The payday loan industry of- the firm was granted permission to The true costs he said. The Canadian Press reported McDonald fers small, short-term cash advances argue its case to the Manitoba Court Different payday lenders have different “When it comes to the rates, the said arrangements would willingly be with high interest rates. They can be of Appeal. It was also granted a stay interest rates. PUB got it wrong.” made to transport the dog to Ottawa for a dangerous debt trap for some, said of the PUB decision until a court Keyes is concerned that the Obama’s first official visit to Canada. If you borrow $250 using a 12-day John Silver, executive director of ruling. PUB’s low rate cap will drive small 311 line officially on air Community Financial Counselling But on Jan. 7, the provincial gov- payday loan, the interest you pay lenders out of business and create a As of Jan. 16, Winnipeg follows in Calgary Services, a not-for-profit agency ernment committed to designating back will vary from $44 to $109. monopoly, which is detrimental to and Windsor’s footsteps with the new If you use a line of credit from 24-hour 311 telephone line, a streamlined which offers debt management aid. itself as the official source on cap- consumers. information service designed to receive “The worst problem we see is ping interest rates for payday lend- bank or credit union at six per cent He is confident the government prime, you’ll only pay $0.49. the non-emergency calls that flood 911. people digging themselves into sig- ers, effectively overruling the legal will take this into account when set- Call 311 if you need to know about transit, nificant holes.” process. ting rates. parking, whether school is closed, what Most payday loan companies en- “The purpose of the legislation is Payday lenders (Winnipeg): For Silver, all of these negotiations school/garbage day it is, for recreational force interest rates well over 60 per to protect consumers from exorbi- Lender loan Size Amount Due Charges avoid the heart of the problem. information or to report minor vandalism. A $250 $295 $47.99 The 911 line should only be used for cent, legally defined as criminal, yet tant rates as well as to protect them “There’s a potential to prey on major injuries, accidents and fires. they are normally not prosecuted. from questionable business prac- B $250 $359 $109 people who can least afford to go C $250 $348 $96.12 A new downtown service centre to The Government of Manitoba tices,” said Nancy Anderson, direc- into further debt,” he said. accommodate the line will cost $31.1 introduced legislation in 2006 that tor of the Manitoba Consumers’ D $250 $300 $50 For these people, “payday loans million over the next five years, reported would regulate the payday loan in- Bureau. E $250 $294 $44 are the only place to turn because the Winnipeg Free Press. dustry and set a maximum interest The province is also implement- This info was obtained by the Public Utilities the current financial system doesn’t City arts community rate. ing further regulations which will Board (PUB) using a mystery shopper in serve people who need payday appeals for bailout The provincial Public Utilities come into effect after March 9. Winnipeg. loans,” Silver said. “There needs to Dozens of Winnipeg art group leaders be an alternative for people that are pressing for a share in the economic- Board (PUB) was charged with de- Cash Store Financial Services recovery packages the federal government termining a fair rate cap and in April declined to comment due to their can’t get credit.” ernment undermined PUB’s deci- is preparing. 2008, they announced a rate that, involvement in the ongoing legal But Money Mart customer From ballet to symphonies to art while still over the criminal limit, proceedings. sion, in which they were involved. Dudley (last name withheld) doesn’t galleries, the art sector directly contributed would arguably allow most lenders Not all community organizations “We want to make sure that… have a problem with loan rates as about three per cent of the nation’s gross to continue operating. are happy with the government in- everyone has a say in how rates are they are. domestic product (GDP) in 2007. decided,” she said. “If you need the loan then you But as the recession is already biting However, popular lender Cash volvement. Kimberly Weihs, execu- into budgets, ticket sales and donations, Store Financial Services claimed tive director of the Manitoba Society While the PUB has a well-re- need it,” he said. spected transparent decision- concerns about the industry’s future are this decision would put many lend- of Seniors, is disappointed the gov- rising, prompting this request. Hotel security practice challenged Fear not, we have jobs... for now The Federal Privacy Commissioner is charging Canad Inns, a Manitoba chain Manitoba boasts steady How do we where,” said John Pinkerton, an ap- have a job.” of hotel bars, with breaching privacy by prentice interior systems mechanic But Laurell Ritchie, national rep- taking photos of patrons’ identity cards economy, job growth measure up? for QSI Interiors Ltd. resentative for the Canadian Auto (IDs) and storing them for up to 30 days. Sandy Klowak Change in provincial employment rates “There is an economic shift for Workers Union, has already noticed CBC News reports that the practice has from December 2007 – December 2008: sure,” he said. “It’s on everybody’s tell-tale signs that employment woes the support of both the police and the Beat reporter Manitoba Liquor Control Commission and SK +3.1% mind… especially the trades.” will soon hit Manitobans. has been in usage for the past 13 years, MB +1.7% While Manitoba has always feared People have begun calling her allegedly reducing violent behavior in bars. Manitoba is still the place to find AB +1.3% a workforce drainage to richer west- office asking about work-sharing The commission lawyers are concerned work while other provinces are floun- ON +0.6% ern provinces, we may now see the programs, a resort taken in hard fi- about the sensitivity of the information on dering, a recent report suggests. BC +0.4% reverse, predicted Baragar. Strong nancial times in which employees IDs and the potential risk of exposing it to unknown hands and eyes. According to a Statistics Canada NS +0.3% demand for construction workers in choose to work a four-day week, report, the province’s job growth in PE +0.1% this province may pull people back collecting Employment Insurance Rehab house loses funding on the past year is second in the coun- QC 0.0% in. for the fifth day. suspicion of gang activity try, at 1.7 per cent, one of only three NB 0.0% Though this may mean more For the first time in years, these Government funding for Paa Pii Wak, a NL -0.6% competition for tradespeople like calls are even coming in from safe house for aboriginal men wishing to provinces with employment growth leave the gang lifestyle, was canceled on higher than the national average. Source: Statistics Canada: Labour Force Survey Pinkerton, he is not particularly Manitoba, she said. Wednesday. “We’re not immune to the ups worried. “It’s usually an early warning of Suspicions that the house was a front and downs, but our movement up “Being competitive makes you problems to come,” Ritchie said. “A for criminal activity were raised almost versified economy has more legs to and our movement down is not as that much better at your job,” he weak labour market like this is never two years ago. Convicted gang members stand on, Baragar said. pronounced as with other prov- said. a good market to be bargaining in.” have allegedly been running the house While we depend on manufac- and none of the “board members” named inces,” Fletcher Baragar, professor Pinkerton feels that with his high But Baragar is confident our prov- turing to some extent, we also have a through the website were even on the of economics at the University of level of training, combined with the ince will break even when it comes strong agricultural sector, he said. board or in the know of who was. Manitoba, said of the province. steady Winnipeg construction mar- to the economic crunch. According to CBC News, the facility And while employment in The oil and gas boom in the ket, things are looking good for the “Manitoba is sort of rolling with will lobby to reinstate program funding, Canada’s construction industry is west is ending and manufactur- future. the punches,” he said. “Relatively with former employees insisting they not on the decline, Baragar said ing in Canada’s east is also suffer- “You can’t fake what somebody in speaking, I don’t think Manitoba’s witnessed no gang activity but only Manitoba is ahead of the game in serious disorganization. ing, especially in the auto industry. my trade knows,” he said. “If you’re going to feel it as badly as anywhere that area as well. Meanwhile, Manitoba’s more di- good at what you do, you’ll always else in Canada.” “It’s slowing down for people else- 04 News The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca

International Going from blue to green, sans furnace News Briefs Locals find ways How you can live Compiled by Brooke Dmytriw to remain warm sustainably now 140-year-old lobster Didn’t plan ahead? Here’s how will not be on the menu and eco-friendly to be more sustainable: NEW YORK: City Crab & Seafood  Shut off the lights when restaurant will set free a 140-year- in the winter you’re not in the room old lobster it has been keeping in a tank for the last two weeks. Andrew McMonagle  Turn off the TV and computer Named George, the lobster when you’re done — dust mites weighs 20 lbs and was caught off Beat reporter don’t watch reality TV the cost of Newfoundland at the  Use cloth shopping bags, and end of December. carry them with you City Crab & Seafood paid $100 Winter is the most tempting time Ride a bicycle (and wear a for the crustacean and have  to abandon ethics about sustain- toque), walk, use public transit used it as a mascot to drum up ability: it’s easier to turn up the business. The owner stated they or carpool never intended to serve it, but heat and drive to the supermarket  If you have to have a car, buy simply wanted to draw some than it is to find alternate sources. one with the best fuel economy attention to the eatery. PETA Yet some Winnipeggers claim there  Know where your food comes commended the restaurant for its are ways to stay green in the cold. from decision. “It’s more expensive to be sus-  Buy Energy Star appliances The BBC reported the lobster tainable in the winter,” said will be released into the waters  Use energy-saving light bulbs at Kennebunkport, Maine, where Jason Andrich, co-ordinator of  Buy wood products that are lobster trapping is prohibited. the Harvest Moon Local Food SFC (Sustainable Forest Council) Initiative. “But people in the win- certified ter have more time to sit and think Art masterpieces now  Plant a tree (OK, this one you about this stuff.” on Google Earth can wait until spring to do) MADRID, Spain: Spain’s national Harvest Moon is a network of  Let policymakers know you james art museum, the Prado, revealed farmers using sustainable ways of are concerned about global

13 masterpieces from its collection raising animals and gardens. In the c as seen through Google Earth. warming ull winter, members grow fewer vege- Source: University of Winnipeg Campus Sustainability et

The museum and Google Earth o tables due to their reluctance to use Office n Spain collaborated to provide high-resolution pictures of greenhouses. Prado paintings online. Captured “We stay clear of year-round the Whiteshell Provincial Park. “Meat keeps better in the win- standards. This means excellent in- at 14,000 mega pixels, the growing,” said Clint Cavers, farmer In Prairie’s Edge, people have ter,” he said. sulation, passive solar heating and a resolution is so fine a viewer and member of Harvest Moon. “It’s Green initiatives are also seen in significant cut in emissions. can observe crack in varnish and built their houses from the ground not sustainable because you have to up, using solar power as the main the University of Winnipeg. Burch’s long-term goal is to see the seams of the canvasses. The use fossil fuels to keep it heated.” Campus sustainability is setting the university become a “zero-net Prado used special cameras to source of heat. Village resident take over 8,200 photographs of Cavers promotes smarter food Daniel Brown lives there year up an audit to see where they can energy institution,” with no emis- the paintings, produced using storage as an answer to getting veg- round, and says that if you stick to improve current energy usage, said sions—for example, energy surplus the same layering technique as etables in the winter. Freezing and hearty vegetables like kale and spin- Mark Burch, director of campus generated in the summer would be Google Earth. canning are the best ways to keep sustainability. used to heat in the winter. The technology allows viewers ach, a greenhouse isn’t hard to keep food year round. up. Brown said that being sustain- A significant chunk of the $7.9 In the meantime, Cavers said in- to zoom into the paintings, Being sustainable in your kitchen million the province recently con- dividuals should live as sustainably available at http://www.google. able in the winter means growing com/intl/en/landing/prado/, and is just one part of it. a good garden in the summer, and tributed to U of W will go towards as possible without getting discour- see intricate details. Building eco-friendly houses is a storing most of it. During infre- window replacements, Burch said. aged in the cold months. growing trend. Manitoba is home quent trips to the city, Brown will The future Richardson College “It just takes a little bit of look- to an eco-village called Prairie’s for the Environment will be con- ing and you can find what you New banknote makes dumpster dive to supplement his Edge, located in River Hills near Zimbabweans trillionaires protein. structed according to silver LEED need,” said Cavers. HARARE, Zimbabwe: The central bank issued the first 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollar bill last week. The banknote converts to Cold weather freezes business traffic approximately CAD$40.

Hyper-inflation has forced the “January is typically slow in the mark central bank to keep issuing new Shoppers and retail sector in general,” Brogden re

notes to meet demands of the i continually de-valued currency. students steer said. mer The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe Mehra also blames the Christmas also issued Z$10, Z$20, and Z$50 clear of stores hangover for the lack of business. trillion dollar notes. He expects an improvement in It was less than a month ago in the winter February. that the bank issued a Z$500 million bill. University of Winnipeg econom- Prices for food and fuel double ics professor Melanie O’Gorman on a daily basis in Zimbabwe. Dan Huyghebaert said the economy and the cold Citizens buy most of their Beat reporter weather are definitely linked. groceries in neighbouring “The economy fluctuates with countries like South Africa, the season,” she said. “It’s also Zambia and Botswana, driving up In Kamal Mehra’s 37 years of busi- the prices more at home. psychological: people shop when The International Herald Tribune ness, the owner of the East India they’re happy.” reports banks cannot keep up Company restaurant on York But it’s not all bad news. with the demand for cash. Avenue has rarely seen a cold Businesses that depend on the cold Despite the inflation rate snap like the one we’ve recently weather, like stores selling win- of 231 per cent and a cholera experienced. ter tires, thrive in the frigid cold, epidemic with over 2,000 The weather hasn’t been this O’Gorman said. Chris Brogden, store manager for Don’s Photo, believes the cold weather and recession reported dead, opposition leader combined have decreased shopping traffic. Morgan Tsvangirai still insists on consistently cold since the ‘80s, University of Winnipeg psychol- working with President Robert Mehra said, and now he feels the ogy professor Michael McIntyre Mugabe towards a power-sharing cool temperatures are freezing out said that while he is unaware of not as physically active, and there- to mood, emotion and pain. government. customers. any behavioural research done in fore not as likely to produce endor- Fourth-year English major Liz “People don’t like to come out in regards to cold weather, some sea- phins,” McIntyre said. Currie said she stays indoors more Recession? Time for this kind of weather,” Mehra said. sonal factors affect moods. Endorphins are substances because of the cold weather. a cooking class The recent bone-chilling temper- “People who stay indoors are found in the brain that are linked “I don’t go out much to begin SINGAPORE: A senior official atures took a toll on many down- with,” Currie said. “I find it hard in the Singapore Environment town businesses. Chris Brogden, to study at home, because it’s cold Ministry found an original way store manager for Don’s Photo at there too.” of handling the city-state’s MANITOBANs’ RECENT spending habits economic meltdown: a five-week 410 Portage Avenue, reports a lot Currie said she does reluctantly cooking class in France for him less walk-in traffic. make it out to attend her classes, and his family. “The risk of frostbite is definitely but if she had an early morning According to Reuters, Tan Yong a deterrent to stroll downtown,” he $1,383.60 class, she would think twice about Soon admitted the story to a local said. attending. newspaper, saying that a good Brogden said the cold weather “Winter is more depressing,” she leader with a good team could afford the time off. and recession combined are behind $1,218.80 said. “It’s harder to get up in the Soon’s family holiday at the the decreasing traffic, but could not morning and I’m less enthusiastic esteemed Cordon Bleu cooking estimate to what extent. than the first term. I just want to school cost over CAD$38,000. $1,060.4 get it over with.” Now Singapore bloggers are $1,027.6 But not all students are finding speaking out on the bureaucrat’s “The economy the weather counterproductive. spending at a time when other

residents of the city are trying to fluctuates with v ‘07 While second-year student Murray an ‘08

make ends meet. n o ‘07 d ec j Fe b ‘08 Gordon is staying inside more be- Singapore is one of Asia’s the season.” cause of the cold temperatures, he wealthiest countries. It was one –Melanie O’Gorman, University of is using that time wisely. of the first to be hit by recession  Retail sales Canada wide followed the same trend Winnipeg economics professor “I’m getting more reading done,” last year. Gordon said. 05 www.uniter.ca January 22, 2009 The Uniter Campus News Campus News Briefs Compiled by Brendan Olynik

Green team opens doors My education is basically free? Students looking for summer employment, take heed: the provincial me lody government is looking for applicants University not mo rrissette Tuition dollars willing to hire university and high school students. so costly for Average tuition and ancillary fees in MB Not-for-profit organizations Manitoba students, (in 2008 dollars): throughout the province and municipal “It’s really the 1997-1998: $4,091 governments are encouraged to apply 2007-2008: $3,895 for grants for the Green Team Program. report finds initiative of the The funds allow the hiring of students government to Average tuition and ancillary fees in MB for various community development Joe Kornelsen after tax rebates (in 2008 dollars): projects such as housing rehabilitation, provide the 1997-1998: $2,868 riverbank cleanup and public education Beat reporter throughout the summer. opportunities for 2007-2008: $1,979 Each organization may hire up to four Source: Educational Policy Institute youth between May 4 and Aug. 21. You may not know it looking at the students.” For more information on the Green your university bill, but a new re- –David Jacks, Students can claim on their income tax: Team Programs, go to http://www.gov. $400/month in school mb.ca/opportunities/summer,careers. port suggests Manitobans pay ef- Canadian Federation of Students html. fectively nothing to go to university for full-time students in the province. $120/month in school fact,” said Jacks. should give students a better reason for part-time students Porn is a plague, says author According to a report by the Michael Leahy told a crowd of University Educational Policy Institute, an “I’d like to see more funding up to stay. For textbooks: front.” “It’s really the initiative of the in school of Manitoba students that pornography international post-secondary edu- $65/month is a plague on society, responsible for cation think-tank, when inflation Pointing to the $13 billion debt government to provide the oppor- for full-time students ruining relationships and jobs. and tax rebates are considered in accumulated by Canadian stu- tunities for the students,” he said. $20/month in school A U of M student group, Campus for the cost of tuition, the price of get- dents, Jacks said students are still According to the report, average for part-time students Christ, recently invited 50-year-old Leahy, collecting interest on these loans tuition and ancillary fees for a full- Source: Department of Advanced Education and the author of Porn Nation, to speak with ting an undergraduate degree in Literacy, Government of Manitoba students on how his infatuation with Manitoba has actually fallen by 100 and carrying them long past gradu- time Manitoba student were almost ation, despite the rebates. $3,900. The annual average tax re- porn cost him his 15-year marriage, two per cent since the 1997/98 school children and his job after his boss had year. The most significant provincial bates per year were just over $1,900. found he spent most his time surfing the “When combined with student rebate was announced in 2007. The 60 per cent post-graduation re- material. Manitoba students receive 60 per bate covers the remaining fees. cannot pay the initial cost. income tax rebates most (students) McGifford believes students do The Winnipeg Free Press reported Leahy cent of their tuition back if they Early last year provincial govern- correlates the increasing sexualization will pay nothing,” said Diane have a responsibility to pay more and objectification of people in society McGifford, Manitoba’s minister of remain in the province for a mini- ment announced that the tuition mum of six years after graduating. freeze, started in 1999, would be re- than they currently are for their with pornography. advanced education and literacy. education. In addition to having anti-porn lectures Yet according to David Jacks, na- “It’s a retention strategy,” said moved for the 2009/10 school year. at universities, Leahy will publish two McGifford. A commission is currently look- “Education has great benefits for tional chairperson for the Canadian the public, but it has even greater books this year. Federation of Students (CFS), these Through this policy the govern- ing at how to transition out of the ment hopes to keep students in the freeze. benefits for the individual,” she calculations do little for students said. Problems won’t be ignored at who cannot afford a year’s tuition. province and utilize their skills in The CFS is fighting to have the Sask. aboriginal university “The tax credits fail to affect ac- the local economy. freeze reinstated so that university A recently released provincial report Jacks believes the government is accessible even for students who into the First Nations University of Canada cessibility because they’re after-the- is giving critics a new sign of hope for changes at the failing institution. The report looked at the university’s administrative and programming, reported Canadian Press. The Canadian Association of University Teachers recently expressed concern about the school and its funding if Transit riders given the cold shoulder the review was ignored. Fuelled by their statements, Saskatchewan’s dad. for the bus in shelters that do little advanced education minister Rob Norris Students “If they had more buses, it would to protect against the cold. announced he will not allow the report to unsatisfied with be awesome,” Sloan said. “They have little heaters that are be disregarded. Ken Allen, spokesperson for never on, and they just warm the winter service Winnipeg Transit, said the num- benches rather than the whole shel- Tough economic times call ber of buses increases from 388 in ter,” she said. “And there is a foot for more students Instead of joining the workforce, many the summer to 450 for the winter clearance on the top and the bot- students find themselves pursuing Dan Huyghebaert season, but drops to 200 for the tom where the cold wind gets in.” a graduate degree—and Canadian Beat reporter evening. Sloan said transit should look universities are taking notice. “Transit is monitoring the need into heated seats and adding more With many entry level job postings for more buses accordingly,” he shelters. already down 25 per cent, Canadian Unheated shelters and bus delays said. “There is no shelter by my place,” graduate schools are preparing have Winnipeg public transit riders themselves for an increasing number of Sarah Bezan, a fourth year she said. potential candidates, reported Maclean’s opting for less sustainable transpor- English honours student, under- A shelter was recently added OnCampus. tation, as many find waiting for the stands that traffic can be slow dur- at the intersection of Ellice and The University of Toronto has seen bus in freezing temperatures just ing the first few weeks of winter, Balmoral Streets. Yet it is so far re- a nine per cent increase in grad school not worth the hassle. but she also thinks small improve- moved from the bus stop that stu- applicants, whereas the applications for “I once had to wait for over an ments can be made. dents consistently avoid it. the MBA program at Queen’s University hour to grab a bus to school,” said have doubled in comparison to last year. A Fort Richmond resident, she Allen said there are about 800 The increase in graduate applicants Melanee Sloan, an arts student at takes an evening kickboxing class shelters in the city, 80 of them con- will heighten competition for students the University of Winnipeg. at the University of Manitoba, and taining heaters. interested in graduate programs. Sloan, who lives by the Royal sometimes can wait half an hour More will be added throughout Canadian Mint on Lagimodière the year at most major stops on Profs postpone retirement Boulevard, has a 45-minute daily major routes, under the Winnipeg Since the elimination of mandatory commute. Transit Improvement Program. retirement in many parts of Canada, Because of transit’s inconsisten- Have your say Allen said heaters are not as ef- many professors are sticking around. cies, she is now carpooling with her Between a third and half of faculty Whether you’re frustrated or ficient as some believe: they have members are deciding to work beyond extremely pleased with Winnipeg a limited reach and are less useful the age of 65, perhaps spurred by the “Heaters are Transit, you can hear and say under extreme temperatures. downward economy, reported University intended to provide more at the upcoming open house “Heaters are intended to provide Affairs. consultations: some warmth to people who are University administrators admit this some warmth to in close proximity to the heater,” delayed retirement may cause budgeting Date: Wednesday, Allen said. problems as many senior faculty people who are in members get paid higher salaries. Having Jan. 28, 2009 “It’s impractical to heat the entire them stay longer than expected disrupts close proximity Time: 4 to 8 p.m. volume of a 72-square-foot shelter, plans to hire new members. to the heater. It’s Place: Carpathia School, especially in extreme low tempera- When asked about his reasons for 200 Carpathia Avenue tures we’ve been experiencing over staying, 64-year-old Professor Robert impractical to heat the past few weeks,” Allen said. Adamec told University Affairs that those Date: Thursday, in their 60s today are in better health the entire volume More information about the city’s than previous generations. Jan. 29, 2009 megan Transit Improvement Program, of a 72-square- Time: 4 to 8 p.m.

including their study regarding t u Place: Canad Inns Polo Park, Kenaston Boulevard, will be avail- rn foot shelter.” bull 1405 St. Mathews Avenue –Ken Allen, Winnipeg Transit able at public open houses later this month. 06 The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca Good Comments & Evil Who to choose? Neil Young, Feist… country with such a racially tenu- The CBC Radio 2 ous past and present, the adoration Obama playlist that the general public of North with J.Williamez America pays the man is beginning epitomizes to border upon obsession. We demand to know where Warning! rampant our obsession Obama is and what he plans to do at all hours of the day. He has Hippyism on with the man graced the cover and been featured the loose in the stories of every major maga- The following is a public service

zine and newspaper on the conti- C O nent more times than one cares to FA RY announcement on behalf of all of us here Andrew Tod at J. Williamez Inc.:

count. L V Volunteer staff In a gesture tailored for a 21st O Do you make many of the important century romance, the Canadian decisions in your life based on vibes and Broadcast Corporation feels it energies? Do you often go weeks without By the time you read this, Barack bathing or wearing socks? necessary to put to national vote Obama will have been inaugurated D.C. If his first trip as president was Do you ever start emotional and which songs should be on the iPod as the 44th President of the United to, say, Tokyo that would be a sig- Obama is not politically driven speeches, but forget playlist it plans to send the ex- States of America. After one of the nificant gesture. It makes sense for what you’re talking about after around alted one as an inauguration gift. a movie star, most indelible political campaigns Obama to travel to Canada first – it 15 minutes of complete non-sequitur? The Winnipeg Humane Society of all time he will find himself at is close and friendly and an impor- musician, nor the Have you ever been in a situation has even offered to donate Obama the helm of the most influential po- tant trading partner – but it does where you found yourself faced with a that Labradoodle puppy he prom- reincarnation of litical position in the world. not mean he returns our love. choice between marijuana and granola, ised his two children on election Countless articles of adora- The Obama presidency begins Don Juan. He is and you couldn’t decide? night. At this rate, Obama should tion towards the man have been with the major problem of the If you answered “yes” to any of the prepare himself for an onslaught of a politician above questions, you might be a Hippie. penned, and many grown men and heightened expectations he will women’s underwear being thrown Do not be alarmed however as you are women have wept openly in public face throughout his term. Before it his way when he makes his much But that is the problem with not alone. Moreover, there are treatments and in private at all that Obama’s has even begun, he is expected to anticipated journey to Ottawa dur- obsession. You become so blinded available which can help to suppress the presidency stands for. change the world. Never have the ing his first official foreign visit as by what you are obsessed with symptoms of Hippyism. Sadly however, Finally, if one is to believe in the stakes been so high for a president, president. that you are willing to overlook its researchers have yet to discover a cure. monumental hype that surrounds and it will be impossible for him All in all these instances of obses- faults. In the case of the Obama ob- Hippyism is much more common and Obama, the heavens just may part to meet them all, regardless of the sion become tedious quickly, and session, the faults may not be of his pervasive than most people think. In momentarily to reveal that he truly “uncertain economic times” that seem to miss the point that Obama own doing, but that does not mean North America, nearly 30 per cent of is the saviour of American politics. the U.S. and the rest of the world is in fact not a movie star, musician, the public will be let down lightly the population is affected by some form Nevertheless, it is truly exhaust- are now in. Ending the war in Iraq, nor the reincarnation of Don Juan. when their hopes for change are of the disease (this number jumps to a ing to follow the Obama whirlwind introducing universal health care, staggering 65 per cent if we are to include He is a politician. not fully met. these days. With all due respect to or fixing the social security system Mexico). Hippyism affects mainly young Even the national excitement the uniqueness of Obama’s political by themselves would be a gold star Andrew Tod is a University of individuals in and around beaches and over his decision to head to Canada ascendance, and keeping in mind on anyone’s presidential resume, Winnipeg student. universities and, left untreated, can lead on his first presidential visit seemed the importance of him being an but to expect all three and more to severe cases of burn-out or in some to overlook the fact that Ottawa is African-American president in a from one president is absurd. cases, ‘really harsh vibes’ (characterized not that far away from Washington, by dizziness, confusion and a heightened propensity to say “Aw man!”). Left to its own devices, Hippyism will kill you and everyone you love, so it is up to all of us to eradicate this horrible disorder. The first step towards a Hippie-free Change isn’t a one way street society is quarantine. We must take those who are infected, and put them a

l is political life. Because nothing e Politics really x somewhere where they can receive garc stirs up a political shitstorm like the treatment they deserve without

i horrid living conditions, five dollar matter in a endangering others. It should also be a day wages, massive overpopula- somewhere the non-infected citizens El Salvador tion and an apathetic government. (who will obviously need to be relocated) Politics still has clout in countries will not miss. Somewhere like Regina. like El Salvador, because political After all the known Hippies are sent to change actually matters. Agendas Regina, we must take the necessary steps Alex Garcia are still being shaped and formed, to protect ourselves against another Volunteer staff especially in countries that merely dangerous outbreak. traded one hegemonic power for Here are some simple ways to Hippie- another and have yet to truly find proof your home and protect your Touching down at San Salvador their independence. family: airport gives an amazing first The last thing that will hit, the 1. Never leave food or marijuana impression. one you’ve been waiting for, is the cigarettes unattended in your home. Immediately you feel the warm utter despair. You won’t see it on Hippies can smell free food or pot from air hit you like a wall, the sounds people’s faces, or in their actions. a distance of more than 600 kilometers. of hundreds of palm trees rustling You’ll wake up, go to the makeshift After a Hippie has smelled your food or a hundred yards away mixed with bathroom and look in a grimy mir- your pot, the only thing between you and the calls of various birds and ani- ror. Then you’ll see it. There’s no an unwanted Hippie is whether or not he can bum a ride that far. mals tickle your ears. It’s beautiful. doubt that you’ll feel pity and sym- Then the stench hits you. This A child jumps off a pipe that transports hydro-electricity across a river in El Salvador. 2. Do not leave big comfy blankets on pathy, but the despair is something the couch in your basement, as Hippies is the epitome of most things else. It hits you when you realize Salvadoran (I assure you, I say this are attracted to warm places to sleep for Or maybe you don’t. the “oppressor” isn’t a tyrant rul- free. Also, if you insist on having a guest with the greatest pride): breathtak- Politics still has I couldn’t before I arrived. Even ing with an iron fist, the antagonist ing at first glance, atrocious after a room in your home, for god’s sake, keep clout in countries as a former international develop- isn’t an oligarchy dating back to the some boxes full of old books on the bed bit of digging, but nowhere near ment studies student and a current time of conquistadors. The focus of when it’s not in use, so some Hippies any sort of finished product. like El Salvador, human rights student, the Third attention – the force against which don’t sneak in through the floor boards The thing that strikes you first, because political World was something alien, some- they rebel – is us. and start a nest. and continues to hit home every thing impossible. Having it thrown This became the hardest part to 3. NEVER KEEP GRANOLA IN YOUR day you’re there, is the thought that change actually in your face is a trip. accept, the last dichotomy you see: HOME. If you must have granola in your decency is immaterial and priceless matters The first thing to hit is indeed the bitter knowledge that you can diet, store it in your shed or garage and – it is the centerpiece of our culture the smell. help and you can do great things keep it wrapped in IBM stocks (which are and the backbone of much of the The second (and this will almost to help improve the quality of life, sure to repel even the hungriest Hippie). country. Third World nation. There is a tre- never go away) is the uncertainty. but in the end we need the Third 4. Finally, last — but by no means least El Salvador runs rampant with mendously active political popu- You find yourself questioning the World. This is why we keep them — Ladies: Do not mate with a Hippie. blatant dichotomies. There are mil- lation and a forcefully apathetic oddest things: whether or not it impoverished. In the end, you Remember this simple rule: No shoes; lion dollar mansions built within public, just as there is a voraciously is safer to drink beer rather than come to realize that change isn’t a no shirt; no cervix. Hippies will spew garbage about free love and breaking walking distance of shantytowns socialist left wing and a die hard water, if chicken was ever spongy one way street. and shacks; shopping malls that neo-liberal right. There is horrific taboos, but do not be fooled: they are before, and whether the medicine a Alex Garcia is a University of simply trying to spread their filthy genes, would fit better in California or violence in the midst of beauty. You relative just gave you is safe or not. New York than in the heart of a get the point. Winnipeg student. in order to create little hippies to fill their The third thing to watch out for filthy jeans. J. Williamez is a local musician and you can see him play at Shannon’s Irish Pub every Monday. Please leave your Hippy friends at home. Co m m e n t s Ed i t o r : De v i n Mo r r o w E-m a i l : Co m m e n t s @u n i t e r .c a comments 07 Ph o n e : 786-9497 Fa x : 783-7080 www.uniter.ca January 22, 2009 The Uniter

Since the 1940s Canada has wit- ciding with a number of dialogues he nessed a significant decline in the is holding here at the university. number of people who attend reli- In response, a variety of guest and gious institutions. Specifically, it is regular Uniter writers will try to show young people who are pulling far- the wide ranging and passionate ther away from traditional religious opinions that arise when questions behaviours. of faith are brought to the table. What has led us to question our We want to know how you feel faith? And should we be concerned about the social implications of reli- by this disillusionment? gion. Are we losing something inte- Do we need God? For the next three issues of The gral to our culture by pulling away? Uniter, Rev. Jack Duckworth will Do we need God? E-mail your ideas to Reverend Jack thinks so. Do Uniter readers agree? argue the case for Christianity, coin- [email protected].

Third, faith in God through the life, work, of voluntarily worshipping a god who has no Christians aren’t teaching, death and resurrection of Jesus The case for problem annihilating entire nations of people Christ is not a fable (John 1 and 21:25). Stories who refuse to pay him homage (Exodus 34:11; deluded but with quaint moral outcomes can be had any- scepticism Leviticus 26:7) or who claims to be forgiving where (1 Timothy 1 3-7). Faith in God is not and yet holds all of humanity accountable they screw up a trendy figment of our imagination. Instead for the actions of the first two humans who faith is built upon what was done on our be- Amalia Slobogian went against his wishes (Romans 5:12), as the PROJack Duckworth half through Jesus Christ (John 10:14-15). CONVolunteer Christian doctrine of original sin teaches. I University of Winnipeg Life without God deludes the human cannot accept any of the explanations given soul and offers a spiritual vacuum (Romans for why a supposedly perfect, loving and just volunteer chaplain 1:20-24). Instead, the answer to our purpose If there is one thing that leaving a funda- god would vengefully hold generations upon in life is found outside of our finite think- mentalist Christian religion has taught me, generations of people accountable for a single A religion scholar asked Jesus, “Which is ing. Training in academic disciplines equips it is that doubt is not a bad thing. It’s OK to error made by their ancient ancestors. most important of all the commandments?” us for our profession, but knowing and serv- admit that you don’t have all of the answers. Jesus said, “The first…is, Listen… The ing the just and loving God gives us our vo- Doubt is humbling and leaves one open to Christianity attempts Lord your God is one; so love the Lord God cation. Christians live an expression of what the truth. When it comes to the big ques- to bypass our natural God has done on their behalf. tions in life, admitting we just don’t know with all your passion and prayer and intel- filter of reason by ligence and energy. And here is the second: Life without God deludes can be a lot more intellectually honest then Love others as well as you love yourself. There claiming to understand it all. asking us to put our is no other commandment that ranks with the human soul and This notion of accepting that there are things we simply cannot know beyond a intellect and logic these,” (Mark 12:28-31 The Message). offers a spiritual vacuum The Christian faith is simple: concern doubt is incongruous with what most reli- on hold yourself with the presence of God through gions teach their followers. faith in Jesus Christ and the needs of oth- Religions make claims to absolute truth ers. Yet faith extends beyond finite thinking So, why do Christians screw up? and assert that they have the answers to life’s By demanding that we accept claims which because a Christian responds to what God They are vulnerable and flawed like every- biggest questions. These answers can seem are unverifiable by relying solely on faith, has done on their behalf (John 3:33-36). Why one else. However, when we love God and tantalizing. Who wouldn’t want to know Christianity attempts to bypass our natural then, do Christians screw up? our neighbour we live the prime motivat- the meaning of life or the reason we die or filter of reason by asking us to put our intel- First, the substance of faith is true. The ing factor for life’s calling. We do what we whether there’s an afterlife? Unfortunately, lect and logic on hold. Like many other reli- Bible is open, free and honest for all to read, read about in the Bible intentionally express- like any offer that seems too good to be true, gions, Christianity asks us to have “faith” but believe, or doubt. So whether we like or dis- ing why we are servants of Christ. So like or this one has a big catch. The majority of “an- gives little ground for such a weighty request. like what the Bible records, it is important dislike the Christian life, it is a choice to re- swers” which religions such as Christianity I believe in having faith – sometimes you do to hear what it says because the words direct spond to the call of God (Eph 1:11-14). offer cannot be proven. In order to benefit just have to take a leap – but I refuse to put Christians to grow learn, and do the purposes from the answers which religion offers, one my faith in a religion which offers nothing I Jack Duckworth is the pastor of First find to be authentic, real, or true. of God (Hebrews 11). Presbyterian Church Winnipeg and is must ultimately put one’s reason and intel- Second, to limit our worldview to mere lect on hold and rely solely upon unfounded Instead of settling for the easy way out of available as volunteer chaplain at the U metaphysical quandaries, I take an agnostic human intellect caps our capacity to under- of W Thursdays from 12 to 3:30 p.m. He faith. stand the Christian faith. Scripture opens Accepting Christianity means accept- stance, viewing everything with a healthy will be conducting a series of dialogues on dose of doubt and scepticism. our minds to the presence and power of God Christianity during the free period from 12:30 ing answers which under any other circum- over and against limited human arguments. stances we would find impossible to logically I haven’t stopped asking the big questions, to 1:30 p.m. for the next three Wednesdays, but I have stopped expecting to find easy an- The presence of God is never out of reach but Jan. 18, Feb. 4 and Feb 11. Look for posters in or rationally accept as true. Such as the ex- full, complete and beyond comprehension to planation that God created a woman out of swers. I’d rather have no answers at all than the university indicating the room in which ones which require me to put my brain on those who are faithful to him (Rom 8:38). these lectures will be held. a single rib or that Noah was really able to fit every single species of animal onto the ark. hold in order to believe in them. I don’t be- Not all Christians still believe in the literal lieve that humans require religion in order to truth of stories such as these – they may dis- be happy, peaceful, or ethical – the contented miss them as allegorical. I find this puzzling: existence of numerous agnostics and atheists Got an opinion? Think you know it all? how can you claim that some of what a sa- demonstrates this. E-mail [email protected]. cred text teaches is allegorical while others are Amalia Slobogian is an English major, who absolute facts and not see an inconsistency dabbles in philosophy and metaphysics. She is in that? a former Jehovah’s Witness. It isn’t just the miracle stories that set off a logic alarm in my head, it is also the idea Letters

Re: “Anarchism is never the answer” the hands of the people. archical structures whereas society is about ficials, or even union bosses do. I strongly disagree with the commentary The flaw in Mr. Dumont’s analysis is that, “community of related interdependent in- Dumont’s point that humanity pool- Will Dumont expressed on the topic of an- contrary to his belief, in the aftermath of a dividuals,” (Webster’s). We have anarchist ing its efforts for a common goal as founda- archism in Issue 16 of The Uniter (Anarchism revolutionary upheaval life will go on. People societies here in Winnipeg and a vibrant an- tion for civilization makes me laugh and cry. is never the answer, Jan. 15 edition). It seems aren’t stupid and they don’t need a govern- archist community. Ask the indigenous peoples of Turtle Island to me that Mr. Dumont’s research into this ment or a cop or a boss to tell them what to Dumont’s question of how to deal with if they were pooling their efforts to bring on topic is limited to listening to a Sex Pistols do to get their individual and collective needs a system “faulty due to its complicated na- Confederation; ask the African slaves is they album and not too much else. The idea that met – indeed, humanity would be in dire ture.” I’m all for smashing it and replacing it were pooling their efforts to help rich white anarchists are wild-eyed bomb throwers straights if they did, judging by the horren- with something simpler that is not prone to bosses found the USA; ask the slaves of Egypt prone to thoughtless violence is often propa- dous messes and tendency towards thought- so many faults! But smashing something does building pyramids for the pharaohs... it’s al- gated in the media and is a sad slander against less violence that those three authoritative not automatically result in chaos, anarchism ways been greed, power and oppression that what is, in reality, a beautiful and courageous bodies have proven themselves to be prone is not chaos, and Dumont is wrong in imply- led some to dominate others in order to build idea rooted in principles of equality, freedom, to. ing anarchists wouldn’t bother to do anything up the structures of civilizations. community and mutual aid. Until all are free, after rejecting civilization. Anarchists already Dumont ends by claiming anarchists get A quick look at history shows us that a Garth Hardy have demonstrated time and again that they their message out through established media - focal point of anarchist organizing has been Winnipeg Anarchist Black Cross can organize effectively through consensus not usually and rarely accurately! Mainstream the work of building of a new world from the Industrial Workers of the World - Winnipeg and without authoritarian figures. There have media chooses to distort anarchism and shell of the old – not as Mr. Dumont claims, General Membership Branch been many many learned anarchists who’ve equate all anarchists with chaos and violence. “…smashing it with a sledgehammer and not written books of philosophy and history and Meanwhile anarchists themselves have built bothering to install anything to replace that there are many fine anarchist activists who up DIY networks of ‘zine distribution (Junto deceased system…” How does Mr. Dumont Re: “Anarchism is never the answer” have been written about. The public library Library again), G-7 Welcoming Committee explain the mass organizations of workers Will Dumont is correct in stating that has a wealth of material, so does the anar- was an excellent local distributor of anarchist into the anarchosyndicalist unions of CNT “capitalist society has led to unjust...doom- chist-run Junto Library in the Autonomous materials, Propaghandi spreads the message and FAI in Spain during the first decades of ing the majority of the human race to squa- Zone Building at 91 Albert St. in song, Mondragon, War on Music, and the 20th century? There are countless other lor...” and his comparison of society to a Dumont gets it wrong when he says an- Organic Planet are some anarchist businesses examples, I’ll leave to readers to search them complicated machine is apt, but I would archism does not allow for leadership. There in Winnipeg, Montreal’s Black Rose Books is out. It is clear that the story of this movement use the term civilization where he uses soci- have been many fine anarchist leaders in a longstanding anarchist press, and AK Press is one of communities combining efforts and ety (“Anarchism is never the answer,” Jan. 15 terms of inspiration and organizing but these out of Oakland is known globally as an anar- pooling resources in order to place control of edition). Civilization means “organization of men and women don’t exercise authority in chist publisher and distributor. people’s lives precisely where it belongs – in a high order,” (Webster’s) and implies hier- the way that business leaders, government of- Tim Brandt 8 The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca Arts & Culture A pinch of this and a dash of that T Local band walks amara P the line between aetka pop gems and u jazz-tinged epics

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Not many bands take hundreds of years of musical history from di- verse genres and present it in a way that packs dance floors and makes any musician in the audience run back to their teacher in tears, but Winnipeg’s Flying Fox and the Hunter/Gatherers have proven to be such an act. Formed in 2004 under the mon- iker The Mutherfunkers, the group got its start playing instrumental jazz standards and cover songs. “We were kind of more of a fun, party band [that] happened to play covers, ‘cause that’s sort of the thing Flying Fox and the to do when you’re just starting Hunter/Gatherers: out,” bassist Lindsey Collins said by Just six guys phone last week. “We were not try- who play music ing to get in the bar circuit or any- and love thing, just playing for friends and button-up shirts. parties. That was essentially it.” Two years ago, the group solidi- fied its lineup (Collins, Jesse Krause “Lately we’ve is maybe higher than [the] average largely instrumental songs were pin down. Whether they’re playing on lead vocals and guitar, Darren [rock band],” Krause said. often complicated for the sake of a three-minute pop gem or a jazz- Grunau on bass, Bucky Driedger been moving in Perhaps most impressive about being complicated. Since that time, tinged epic, Flying Fox and the on drums, Paul Schmidt on trom- the direction of the sextet is their ability to strad- the band has refined its approach to Hunter/Gatherers’ careful musical bone and Steve T. Kay on trumpet), dle the line between pop acces- writing and concentrated on creat- tightrope act is joy for anyone in ditched their old name and began musical theatre.” sibility and high-brow jazz and ing good songs, rather than com- the audience. playing original material that’s an –Jesse Krause, lead vocals classical tendencies. “Nurse,” for plicated ones. “That’s something we’re juggling infectious and ingenious combi- example, features an impossibly “Lately we’ve been moving in right now and probably will con- nation of classical, jazz, big band, catchy chorus amidst a bold brass the direction of musical theatre. tinue to juggle with,” Collins said. funk and pop. At first listen, it’s handled by Krause, who in addi- section, cycling chord progressions There’s this sort of typical west- obvious that there’s a considerable tion to playing in roots quartet and numerous twists and turns. ern art music complexity in it but  See Flying Fox and the Hunter/ degree of sophistication at work in House of Doc, is currently finish- The balance between accessibility also there’s tons of good pop songs and complexity is a precarious one, in that, and I think that’s sort of Gatherers Sunday, Jan. 25 at The Flying Fox’s music. ing his Bachelor of Music degree at Cavern Krause said. the blend we’re trying to achieve,” “Most of us are coming from Canadian Mennonite University.  Richard Brilliant will also perform “It’s a real balancing act to try Krause said. some sort of post-secondary mu- Krause said he typically writes out  Flying Fox have released one EP, sical education,” said Collins, charts for the rest of Flying Fox and to make sure that it’s interesting Indeed, Flying Fox and the which is available at their shows who teaches guitar at Long & often notates melody lines for the enough for us to play, but also that Hunter/Gatherers have etched out  Visit www.myspace.com/ McQuade. horn section. it’s accessible.” a sound that is musically challeng- flyingfoxandthehuntergatherers The majority of the writing is “The amount of paper we look at He added that the band’s early, ing, easy to listen to and hard to Honesty is always the best policy ping seriously roughly four years organic sound. Kinew said that the Winnipeg rapper ago as a member of Dead Indians. decision to have live instruments Wab Kinew stays “I used to listen to everything, all on his album comes from his di- sorts of music, so I’d be listening to verse taste in music. true to himself on Nirvana, Too Short, MC Hammer “I think because I’m aware of even… and then I heard this song what other musicians are doing it Live By The Drum ‘Pass Me By’ by The Pharcyde and makes me want to push my own I thought ‘This is the greatest song music in the same ways that they in the world, this is it, hip hop is do theirs,” he said. Curran Faris it,’” he said. Electric guitars and horns aside, Listings co-ordinator Kinew’s new record, Live By on Live By The Drum, Kinew ex- The Drum, illustrates his passion presses his Anishinaabe heritage

not only for hip hop but for other in his lyrical content and on the C Brad However cliché it may be, it’s rare genres of music as well. Several lead-off track, “Once Again,” a tra- r o to see musicians who stay true to tracks feature live instrumentation ditional Anishinaabe song he com- wf themselves. Winnipeg rapper Wab oo

and even guitar and trumpet solos, posed. Kinew said that the song t Kinew makes it look easy and, giving his music a more varied and comes from the tradition of the most importantly, makes it sound Forty-Nine. He said that Forty- Local rapper Wab Kinew rocks the mic. “I think because I’m aware of what refreshing, urgent and original. Nine songs typically reflect con- Kinew’s water-tight blend of “I don’t feel like I other musicians are doing it makes me want to push my own music in the same temporary native life while at once ways,” he says. modern hip-hop and Aboriginal have anything affirming history. tradition is not merely an artistic He added that blending avenue – he’s a walking example of to prove, I don’t Aboriginal culture with contempo- Kinew’s lyrics exude confidence the harmony between Aboriginal need to pretend rary hip-hop can be challenging at and positivity – two sentiments  See Wab Kinew Saturday, Jan. 24 at and Canadian life. Kinew grew up often missing in mainstream rap. The Pyramid Cabaret times, especially when it comes to  Advance tickets are $10 at House on Onigaming reserve in Ontario to be a gangster or subject matter. That’s because his lyrics are a prod- uct of simply trying to represent of Bands (812 Wall St.), Hood Hop’rz as a young child before moving a drug dealer. “I want to represent who I am (1316 Main St.) and Urban Bakery (398 to Winnipeg to attend elemen- as a native person in Canada fac- himself honestly while having a Portage Ave.) tary school. He holds a Bachelor’s I feel like I have ing some issues – political, social – good time doing it.  Cost at the door: $15 degree in economics, has studied enough to say but at the same time I don’t want “I don’t feel like I have anything  Free copy of Live By The Drum with Aboriginal medicine and currently to alienate people. I want to pres- to prove, I don’t need to pretend to every ticket purchase works for CBC as a radio host. just based on ent who I am in a way that people be a gangster or a drug dealer. I feel  Visit www.myspace.com/wabdamuss Kinew said he was 12-years-old who I am.” from a different background can like I have enough to say just based when he first became obsessed with understand.” on who I am,” Kinew said. rap music, and that he began rap- –Wab Kinew, rapper Ar t s Ed i t o r : Aa r o n Epp Arts & Culture 9 E-m a i l : Ar t s @u n i t e r .c a Ph o n e : 786-9497 www.uniter.ca January 22, 2009 The Uniter Fa x : 783-7080 Justifying our love of ‘top 10s’ Not just places to prove music know-how, top 10 lists serve a deeper purpose

albums you think are going to be remem- Elves follows a number of criteria when Aaron Epp bered by the press as the music that defined creating his list: no compilations, sound- Arts & culture editor the year.” tracks, reissues or EPs, and the album has to Top 10 lists “There’s a little bit of exhibitionism in- be released during the year in question. He The Uniter arbitrarily ranks some of volved—you’re making the list self-con- also tries to include a wide range of genres, so They littered your favourite newspapers, sciously with other people in mind. You’re that the list isn’t dominated by one sound. the best year-end music lists that are magazines, and blogs last month—year-end trying to go with the flow of the year, or And unlike the uber-hip know-it-all re- out there. “best music” lists. against it by showing how subversive your cord store clerks of High Fidelity, it’s not No longer just for Rolling Stone and Spin, about being elitist or obscure on purpose. Here are some of the year-end music crafting a list of the year’s most loved albums “People try to treat “I try not to be very snobby,” Elves said. lists Mykael Sopher, Jenny Henkelman, has become an important activity for all self- bands like they’re “It is what it is, and I like what I like. I think Rex Sorgatz, Jonathan Dyck and respecting music lovers. it’s about not hiding things. People try to Michael Elves said they check out. “On the simplest level, I just get a kick out secret handshakes and treat bands like they’re secret handshakes and of doing it—it’s a lot of fun,” said Mykael not tell people about them. I think it’s about Sopher, author of the Winnipeg music blog not tell people about being honest about what you like, and not Painting Over Silence. “I like taking music them. I think it’s about just liking something for its credibility.” 10. Stephen King and categorizing my listening habits.” Ultimately, Henkelman said, year-end www.tinyurl.com/kinglist Jenny Henkelman, editor of Stylus, the being honest about music lists are about exposing people to program guide for Winnipeg’s CKUW 95.9 what you like, and not music they may have missed during the year, 9. The Onion FM, agrees. and championing the albums you liked— “I find it’s a useful exercise to analyze and just liking something which in her case includes Corpse Whale, the www.tinyurl.com/onionlist consider the music that has come out in a for its credibility.” debut EP by local rock trio The Gorgon. 8. Spin given year,” she said. “And when it comes “Could you make the argument that there to reading other people’s lists, you can read –Michael Elves, were better albums made on the planet Earth www.tinyurl.com/spinlist them and catch things you missed.” UMFM program director last year?” Henkelman asked. “Yeah, but Rex Sorgatz is a New York-based Internet that’s not the point. The point is that I put 7. Rolling Stone consultant whose writing has appeared it on my list, and someone might read it and www.tinyurl.com/rslist in Wired. For the past five years, Sorgatz say, ‘The Gorgon? What’s that?’” has compiled year-end lists on his blog, own taste is,” Dyck said. “In a way I think it’s 6. Said the Gramophone Fimoculous. Although the collection cov- a performance, because no one really makes Log on to http://uniter.ca/blogs/author/aaron ers architecture, fashion, politics, religion, a list without the hope that someone else is to read comments that didn’t make it into this www.tinyurl.com/gramolist article, as well as Aaron Epp’s list of top 10 fa- books, movies and more, the music category going to see it.” 5. Cokemachine Glow is by far the biggest. For Sorgatz, that’s precisely the point— vourite albums of 2008. “There’s something ultimately democratic when other people read your list, it stimu- www.tinyurl.com/glowlist about the list-making process,” Sorgatz said, lates discussion. “There’s something adding it’s a simple way for people to put an “It creates content that other people can ultimately democratic 4. Stereogum imprint on culture by processing and orga- immediately relate to, and occasionally dis- www.tinyurl.com/stereolist nizing what they’ve consumed over the span agree with,” he said. about the list- of 365 days. Michael Elves, program director at UMFM making process.” 3. Tiny Mix Tapes “It allows the list creator to be the arbiter 101.5 FM, shares Sorgatz’s sentiment. of what the important things of the last year “The year-end list is really to get people –Rex Sorgatz, www.tinyurl.com/tinylist were, and do it in a way that’s consumable,” motivated to hear those records [on your list] blogger 2. Pitchfork he said. and discuss those records, and kind of create But how do you pick what makes the list? a conversation about music,” said Elves, who www.tinyurl.com/pitchlist Jonathan Dyck, a contributing writer for estimates that, between working at the radio Stylus and The Uniter, describes the list-mak- station, reviewing albums for local publica- 1. MetaCritic ing process as a “tension between those al- tions and working part-time at Music Trader, www.tinyurl.com/metacriticlist bums that are really your favourites and that he listened to more than 600 new albums in you enjoyed throughout the year, and those 2008. “There’s a little bit of 95.9 FM CKUW Campus/Community exhibitionism Radio Top 10 CD – Albums January 14 - 20, 2009 involved— ! = Local content * = Canadian Content you’re making the list self- TW artist recording Label consciously 1 *Mother Mother Oh My Last Gang with other 2 *Organ Thieves Mint people in 3 TV On The Radio Dear Science Touch & Go mind.” –Jonathan Dyck, 4 !Waking Eyes holding on to Whatever… WEA writer 5 Ornette Coleman complete Science Fiction Sessions Sony 6 !Magnificent Sevens Dirty Roads Independent 7 Los Campesinos we Are Beautiful Arts & Crafts 8 !Duhks Fast Paced World Sugar Hill RYAN JANZ 9 *Subhumans Death Was Too Kind alternative Tentacles 10 *Michael Jerome Brown This Beautiful Mess Borealis 10 Arts & Culture The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca Classical guitar hero program is organized so the listener can com- e minor. Local musician aims to pare the Baroque styles of Italy, Germany and “Each work is from a different part of Latin expose audiences to a France. America and makes use of folk rhythms and “The short phrases, intimate sound ideal tonalities,” Tittlemier said. The final work variety of music with and love of counterpoint in the baroque suit on the program was chosen to showcase Leo the classical guitar perfectly,” Tittlemier said. Brouwer, whom Tittlemier calls “one of the upcoming performance Accompanying Tittlemier in this first most important living composers for the half will be harpsichord player Eric Lussier guitar.” in the world premiere of Jean Cassanca Along with a string quartet, Tittlemier will John Herbert Cunningham Mondonville’s Sonata no. 5, and, in the J.S. perform Brouwer’s Quintetto. Volunteer staff Bach trio Sonata, two Winnipeg Symphony The WCGS is celebrating its 25th year of Orchestra musicians – violinist Chris Anstey operation promoting the classical guitar in and violist Laszlo Baroczi. Lussier will also ac- Winnipeg. Tittlemier’s performance is one of A Winnipeg-based classical guitarist is hop- company Tittlemier, along with a cellist and five concerts in the WCGS’s Banner Artists ing his next performance will expose the au- two violinists in the final piece of the first half series. dience not only to masterpieces of the guitar – Antonio Vivaldi’s Lute Concerto, with the “I am very enthusiastic to perform this repertoire but to some lesser known works as guitar being substituted for the lute. recital,” Tittlemier said. “I think ‘excited’ well. “I’ve worked with guitarists before. There’s would best describe my anticipation of this Kurt Tittlemier, a member of the Winnipeg a wonderful balance between the two instru- performance.” Classical Guitar Society (WCGS), will per- ments - the guitar and the harpsichord – as form this Saturday, Jan. 24 at the Manitoba they are both plucked instruments,” said Museum Planetarium Auditorium as part of Lussier, who is the founder and artistic di-  See Kurt Tittlemier Saturday, Jan. 24 at The L i the WCGS’s Banner Artists series. rector of Winnipeg’s Musik Barock. “When Manitoba Museum Planetarium Auditorium (190 W sa Rupert Ave.)

Tittlemier’s concert will be divided into a

a good composer interweaves the two instru- l  Tickets cost $20, $15 and $10, and are available at dner two halves, reflecting the two styles and rep- ments, it’s almost as if [you wonder] who is ertoires he wishes to showcase, he wrote in McNally Robinson bookstores, by calling 667-5250, playing what.” or by e-mailing [email protected] an e-mail. The first half is dedicated to music In the second half of the performance,  Visit www.myspace.com/wwwmyspacecomkurttit- Kurt Tittlemier will perform Saturday, Jan. 24 at the from the Baroque period. Featuring works by Tittlemier will feature different styles of Latin tlemier and www.winnipegclassicalguitarsociety.com well known composers Vivaldi and J.S. Bach, music, including Five Venezuelan Waltzes by Planetarium as part of the Winnipeg Classical Guitar as well as the lesser known Mondonville, the Jose Cisneros and Villa-Lobos’ Prelude #1 in Society’s ongoing concert series. Arts & Culture 11 www.uniter.ca January 22, 2009 The Uniter

CD REVIEWS

The Uniter Fashion Streeter is an ongoing documentation of creative fashion in Winnipeg inspired by the Helsinki fashion blog www.hel-looks.com. Each week will feature a new look from our city’s streets and bars in an attempt to encourage THE JEFF PRESSLAFF TRIO individual expression and celebrate that you are really, really good looking. Red Goddess

Uncontrollable Records s u t i The Jeff Presslaff Trio consists of Presslaff (piano), t ndy i Julian Bradford (bass) and Scott Senior (drums). Se- c nior is a familiar face around Winnipeg for his per- cussion with Papa Mambo and The Duhks. Although a little stiff on kit drum, Senior is nonetheless the powerhouse percussionist he always has been. The liner notes say that Bradford reminds Presslaff of Scott LaFaro – more like Dave Young verging towards Ed Blackwell. He plays pizzicato quite well, but it would have been nice to hear what he could do with the bow. Presslaff has a good left hand and comps well, but has little to say with his right. He needs to stretch out more and take more risks. As it is, he plays it safe and is a good lounge pianist. Once the group has more time together, perhaps they’ll gel and acquire more confidence. —John Herbert Cunningham

AEROCAR MODEL FOUR The Sweetest Lie Independent Local heavy rock four-piece Aerocar Model Four take a few steps forward and a few steps back on The Sweetest Lie. As a cohesive collection of songs, it doesn’t work quite as well as their 2003 debut, Breaking Point, with tracks like “Sunshine” and “Use Gabriella Me” proving to be uninspired both musically and “I just wear lyrically (“I want to feel the rain coming down on me/And hope it never ends what I like.” to wash away mistakes I drown in,” vocalist David Ryan De Vries sings on the former.) That said, most of the songs are excellent (standouts being the melodic “Alienate,” the intense “Buried Alive” and the crushing “Wide Awake”), and the production and packaging are slicker than on their debut—but not too slick. And that’s no lie. —Aaron Epp

LANDSHARK (OF THE FOREST) Booze Your Delusion I & II Deafwish/War on Music If you like Evil Survives, City Champs, Hot Live Guys or Disastroids, then it’s a safe bet you’ll like Landshark (of the Forest). This 7” is their first album. From the first track on the first side until this album is done, the intensity of blast beats and impressive guitar riffs are sure to make a lasting impression. Not to be outdone are the vocals, which are an outright assault on your skull that will leave you mesmerized. It’s easy to hear the abundance of metal and rock ‘n’ roll influences. The guitar riffs are reminiscent of early Led Zeppelin, while the drums and vocals are comparable to The Dillinger Escape Plan. All in all, this 10-song album is a very good first effort. —Andre Crate

OCTOBER SKY Hell Isn’t My Home TRX Distribution October Sky’s Hell Isn’t My Home is, in one word, awesome. With a sound that’s similar to Muse, the Montreal-based alternative rock quartet is easily going to become Canada’s next big thing. They’re already making headway, debuting at #4 on Mu- siquePlus and appearing in rotation on MuchMusic Loud with “Hit the Ground.” One plus to the album is its consistent sound from track to track. The vocals are strong and dramatic without being over-the-top and the tasteful electronic flourishes the band gives its songs are a welcome change from the average FM rock. Standout tracks: “The Darkest Light” and “Sacrifice.” Listen to either song and you’ll easily understand and be impressed with Hell Isn’t My Home. —Ian Bawa

ANNABELLE CHVOSTEK Resilience MQGV Music This CD has everything you look for in a great folk album: acoustic guitars, rich vocals and even the soothing twang of a mandolin. Resilience is a great example of how having all the right elements doesn’t necessarily equal excellence. There are four really brilliant tracks on this album, but the downfall is they’re mixed in with eight other songs that range from mediocre to borderline annoying. Other than a few bright spots, the lyrics feel underdeveloped; in several places, Chvostek resorts to repeating the same line over and over... and over again to the point where you just want to scream “I get it!” at your CD player. Overall, not the quality one would expect from the artist’s third solo production. —Kate-Lyn Danyluk 12 Arts & Culture The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca Escape from Neverland Anberlin singer “When you start Stephen Christian a band and get in a bus, it stunts gets a little help, your maturity and grows up, on because you’re New Surrender living the same day everyday.” Aaron Epp –Stephen Christian, Anberlin Arts & culture editor Cities was about man vs. self. He Every new beginning comes from sees New Surrender as moving away some beginning’s end. With the from those egocentric themes and end of its days as an independent instead focusing on humanity as a recording act and the beginning of whole. its major label career, Florida rock “I feel like there’s almost, I call it, quintet Anberlin has been given Cou the Peter Pan syndrome—arrested opportunities it never had before. o rtesy development. When you start a In the case of lead vocalist band and get in a bus, it stunts your f Stephen Christian, this opportu- Un maturity because you’re living the i nity includes being able to write versa same day everyday—load up the music with Dan Wilson—the for- Mu l van, drive to the show, unload the

s van, play the show, load the van, go mer Semisonic singer, guitarist and i songwriter responsible for the 1998 c to the next show. hit song “Closing Time.” When “I think it’s taken me a little Christian was looking for input on Stephen Christian of Florida rockers Anberlin, centre, worked with former Semisonic lead singer Dan Wilson to write “Retrace,” one of longer to grasp bigger issues, but I a song he wrote titled “Retrace,” the songs on the band’s latest CD, New Surrender. think that’s a season in everyone’s he asked his record company, life as well. Then you take some ini- Universal Republic, to place a call “But for three records, I’ve over three months in Los Angeles like adding a new guitarist, signing tiative, move away from that inner- to Wilson, asking if he’d be inter- had no one. I wanted to be chal- with producer Neal Avron, who to a new label—there were so many focus and open up to bigger and ested in helping out. He was. lenged, I wanted to become a better has previously worked with The changes, and we didn’t just want to broader ideas.” “The thing about writing is, songwriter.” Wallflowers, Serj Tankian and Fall record Cities Part II or Never Take [Anberlin guitarists] Joey [Milligan] So why Wilson? Out Boy. a Friendship Personal Part II. We and Christian [McAlhaney] write a “Obviously ‘Closing Time’ is just Christian said the fact that Avron wanted it to be something that was  See Anberlin Friday, Jan. 23 at The lot of the music, so they have some- one of the best songs ever written.” was experienced with both pop and new, but still Anberlin.” “Retrace”—a mid-tempo rocker rock music made him an ideal pro- Christian also has a new outlook Garrick Centre one to play off of,” the 28-year-  Opening acts are Madina Lake and old said by phone from Ottawa complete with string section in ducer. Anberlin chose him over when it comes to lyrics. In the past, which Christian recalls a past Aaron Sprinkle, who produced the he’s told interviewers that 2003’s Between the Trees last week, where he and his band  Tickets are available at Ticketmaster (rounded out by bassist Deon love—is just one of the standout group’s first three studio albums, Blueprints for the Black Market tracks on New Surrender, the album because they wanted to switch it was about man vs. world, 2005’s  Cost: $18.50 Rexroat and drummer Nathan  Visit www.anberlin.com Young) had just finished a radio Anberlin released last September. up. Never Take a Friendship Personal interview. The band recorded the 12-song disc “We had made so many changes, was about man vs. man, and 2007’s Arts & Culture 13 www.uniter.ca January 22, 2009 The Uniter

Connecting the everyday through art Arts Briefs Compiled by Jonathan Dyck ”We all seem to highlight BEYONCE: PROPHET that which we take for FOR OUR TIMES granted, but which really Recently, Phil Maymin, a professor of finance and risk engineering at has a beauty of its own.” New York University, noted that –Ahniko, artist songs with a higher beat variance (i.e. an irregular beat) find a greater following when we experience economic stability. On the other hand, “some of history’s steadiest pop songs were released before a market crash.” Of course, we all turn to the comfort of a popular song when times are tough, but Maymin has observed that “the more regular the beat on Billboard’s top singles, the more volatile the American markets.”

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yksman lodged at the top of the charts. I suppose in times of financial tumult, Americans finds ways to stay regular. “Emptying the Clothesline,” a stained glass bowl and poem collaboration by Jayne Nixon and Ahniko, is part of Con.Text, an exhibit at Cre8ery featuring work by more than 15 artists. I wonder what sales of bran and prune juice are like these days. Con.Text is a mixed media dis- their use is similar to one another everything is connected to some- Art exhibit examines play featuring work by more than from different ways of using text... thing else. Nothing stands alone. METALLICA, RUN DMC the connectedness 15 artists. In an e-mail interview, within their work.” The pieces also reflect an undiscov- HONOURED IN HALL OF FAME Jordan Miller, curator for the ex- An example of this linked con- ered beauty in the everyday, such Welcome to the canon boys. The of people and hibit, wrote about the connection nection is Colette Balcaen’s “Pages,” as the stained glass laundry bowl Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame has just that is placed on the everyday and a video of a woman hanging laun- seeming to represent an everyday announced its Class of 2009, and everyday things how that connection is reflected be- dry, and Jayne Nixon and Ahniko’s object that is often overlooked. heavy metal giants Metallica are tween various art pieces and artists stained glass bowl and poem “It’s pointing out how we in- set to join Run DMC, Jeff Beck, Little displayed in the exhibition. collaboration, “Emptying the habit the banal without realizing it. Kelly Nickie Anthony & the Imperials and Bobby “Artists who don’t know one an- Clothesline” (pictured). It’s about how we live and inhabit Womack for an “historic” party in Volunteer staff other, or who are not familiar with The latter is a stained glass laun- the mundane but we don’t appreci- Cleveland Rock City (home of the each other’s works, applied to this dry bowl made by Nixon, with a ate it,” Ahniko said by e-mail. “We Hall of Fame museum). call for submission,” Miller wrote. poem written around the edge of all seem to show that in this exhibit. Jeff Beck will become part of The latest exhibition at Cre8ery “What we noticed amongst a va- the glass by Ahniko about her mem- We all seem to highlight that which Gallery shows the uniqueness and riety of submissions was how the ory of doing laundry as a chore in we take for granted, but which re- a select group of artists who connectedness of everyday objects, artwork linked together to build her childhood. ally has a beauty of its own.” have been inducted twice, as he events and subject matter through a context to the show. Some of With the artists having no previ- inducted in 1992 as a member of photography, stained glass, paint- the highlights that stand out are ous knowledge of the other’s work, Con.Text is on display until Feb. 3. The Yardbirds. Run DMC is only the ings, and visual and mixed media. the mediums artists used and how these two pieces further show that Visit www.cre8ery.com. second rap group to be canonized by the Hall, while Metallica is among a small number of metal bands that have received the honour. Still no sight of The Stooges (whose Films as conversation pieces guitarist, Ron Asheton, recently Taylor Vince, who suffers from passed away), but the Michigan Local man aims an undefined personality disorder. rock quartet is just one of the many to spark dialogue Victor works as a cook in a diner “For a brief bands that have been overlooked owned by his mother Dolly, played time and again. about mental illness by Shelley Winters. Many of the moment we Does anyone actually care about characters in the film suffer from can share in a the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame besides and addiction with their own tribulations, but things Rolling Stone and their aging change when Callie, played by Liv different life.” readership? I have a hunch that monthly film Tyler, becomes a waitress at the –Stan Rossowski, “Hall of Fames” are not long for this diner. Her uplifting presence casts Cinesanity founder world. series a ray of hope on the group of com- promised individuals. Courtney Schwegel Other than the themes of mental A LIGHT GOES OUT IN VEGAS According to CBC.ca, “Folies Volunteer staff illness and addictions, hope is the

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i will shut down after 49 years at the Cinesanity, a free monthly film se- “Each of the films we show has a esen ries that screens films portraying positive outcome,” Rossowski said. Tropicana Hotel-Casino. He hopes that by screening films The famed revue came from individuals living with mental ill- Stan Rossowski started Cinesanity, a monthly series that screens films portraying ness or addictions, will kick off the with optimistic endings, people Paris in 1959 under the direction of individuals living with mental illness or addictions. The screenings are free and open to new year with a screening of the will see that people with mental ill- Lou Walters, the father of notable film Heavy. ness and addictions can recover. the public. newswoman Barbara Walters. Having had personal experience Held on the fourth Monday Columbia, a weekly event that people are engaged in conversation Furthermore, “casino executives of each month, Cinesanity is with depression and alcohol addic- announced that the show will tion, Rossowski decided to use his screens many films with themes of about the topic, the experience is sponsored by the Manitoba mental illness and addictions, also freshly and emotionally felt. It’s a close March 28 to make way for an Schizophrenia Society and Micah insights to inform others through undisclosed new production.” the film program. feels film is a powerful way to pres- tremendous moment to educate.” House, the Catholic Centre for ent alternative perspectives. Cinesanity began in September More like “undis-clothed”. Sorry, Social Justice. It is open to the gen- “Cinesanity is a very humble, that was in poor taste. early effort on my part to help ed- “Film, either fiction or docu- 2008 and is scheduled to continue eral public. mentary, has a great ability to draw through to June 2009. Come June, What’s not in poor taste, however, Ironically, Heavy, the fifth film ucate people about addictions and is the fact that Vegas has been mental illness and possibly, in time, an audience into its reality… you Rossowski hopes to renew the pro- in the series, was chosen because of are immersed in the scenario, you’re gram and possibly make it a weekly taken over by Cirque du Soleil, which its lighter subject matter. to build a community of individ- living and breathing in that world,” event. has led people to bypass showgirl “It was time for a change of uals who can bring various per- he said by e-mail. He encourages all who are inter- productions like “Folies”. Hmm—a pace,” Stan Rossowski, initiator and spectives to the subject of mental wellness,” he said. Each Cinesanity screening is ested in mental illness and addic- classy gentleman’s club, or Cirque facilitator of Cinesanity said dur- followed by a discussion, which tions come to Cinesanity simply to ing an interview at the University Film’s ability to bring people du Soleil, which is quite possibly together and expose them to dif- Rossowski said “sometimes leads learn about the varieties of human the most amazing performance of Winnipeg. He explained that to sharing personal experiences,” experience. the previous films shown dealt ferent perspectives on mental ill- spectacle in the world. Such a tough ness and addiction is precisely why while encouraging networking and “For a brief moment we can choice. with more weighty subject mat- a sense of community among those share in a different life.” ter, like schizophrenia and cocaine Rossowski chose the medium for his efforts. present. addiction. Saunders also sees great value in Heavy will be shown Monday, Jan. Heavy depicts the life of a young Bruce Saunders, founder of 26 at 7 p.m. at Micah House, 1039 Movie Monday in Victoria, British post-film discussion. man, Victor, played by Pruitt “When the lights come up and Main St. Admission is free. 14 Arts & Culture The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca Get juiced “Juice is their legacy, an ever- Cou o rtesy “The first time U of W creative evolving showcase of the University of Winnipeg’s students’ creative you see your own writing journal a C f writing talents,” said editor Ahniko handra words in print perfect start for Hartford, who has helped to edit M

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ation, Juice has gone on to become m an internationally recognized pub- –Chandra Mayor, Matt Preprost lication, even receiving submissions writer Volunteer staff from the United States, which have had to be turned down. Because noting that many credible liter- of its commitment to U of W stu- ary journals started as university Writers, grab your pens –Juice, the dents, Juice remains a perfect op- publications. University of Winnipeg’s creative tion and starting point for students “It lets you see what other peo- writing journal, is still looking for interested in pursuing a career in ple are doing and writing. You go submissions for its ninth issue. writing. through the process of getting pub- “We like to feature recurring “Emerging writers find it dif- lished and feel like a part of a com- writers, but we’re always trying to ficult to build a portfolio of pub- munity of writers.” look for new writers,” Kelly Nickie, lished work,” Hartford explained. Mayor acknowledges that some assistant editor of Juice, said. “This “Juice, drawing from a limited Local writer Chandra Mayor says the experience of being published in Juice, the may find it hard to release their is where a lot of students get their competitive pool, offers emerging University of Winnipeg’s creative writing journal, is invaluable. work into the hands of an editor, start.” creative writers an opportunity to but encourages any writers inter- First published in September have their first publishing credit, ested to submit. 2001, Juice showcases a range of which will build their [resume] for prove your writing.” in 2002, and her latest, a collection “For those who are shy and are prose, poetry, drama and creative their future submissions to other Mayor, who first appeared in of short stories, was released last apprehensive of others editing their non-fiction all by current students publications.” Juice in 2003 on the limited edi- spring. work, seeing [Juice] is very inspir- and recent alumni. The journal is Chandra Mayor, a local writer tion Urban Slices spoken word Mayor currently sits on the ad- ing,” Mayor said. “The first time the product of the creative minds who graduated from the U of W, CD, graduated from the univer- visory board of Juice, and credits you see your own words in print is of Mark Leggott, then head librar- agrees. sity in 2004 with a double degree in the journal for building a com- unimaginably exciting.” ian at the U of W, English professor English and women’s studies. Aside munity of writers in a competitive “The experience is invaluable to The deadline for submissions for the Catherine Hunter, and two student from working at Aqua Books, she industry. emerging writers,” Mayor said. “The next edition of Juice is Saturday, editors, Ben Benton and Michael has published three books – her “For the writers who get pub- editors work with you throughout Jan. 31. For more information, visit Goertzsen. the editing process to help you im- first, a poetry book, was released lished, it’s fabulous,” she said, juice.uwinnipeg.ca.  BREAKFAST REVIEW MOVIE REVIEW A lukewarm reception from The opposite the Breakfast Connoisseurs of what’s expected life in real time. This discrepancy is

Le French New Wave

i f not important. In fact, that sort of No pedantic thinking is exactly what The breakfast buffet rman classic is the the film takes issue with. at Buccacino’s is OK, antithesis of Cleo’s life is one full of mirrors, of leering men and intrusive fans. but there are better ‘the perfect She is constantly playing a role: even her bedroom is more reminis- ones out there Hollywood film’ cent of a stage than a living space. She is an existential hero in des- perate need of something deeper, Buccacino’s Cucina CLEO FROM 5 TO 7 something she only finds when she begins to actually see the world Italiana Directed by Agnes Varda around her. 155 Osborne St. 90 minutes Varda, like her New Wave coun- terparts, is an expert in what makes Brunch Buffet: French w/ English subtitles the perfect Hollywood film—which $11.99 + 1.99 coffee Plays at Cinematheque Jan. 23-24 at 9:30 p.m. is why she is able to so expertly = $15.66 after tax. and Jan. 25 at 7 p.m. make its antithesis. Everything in Cleo goes in the opposite direction of what is expected: the handsome man is a jerk, while the ugly man is A plate of breakfast from Buccacino’s breakfast buffet. Timothy Penner perfect; the music swells just before Andrew McMonagle Volunteer staff nothing happens and sentimen- Beat reporter in that morning. that Buccacino’s lacked an omelette tality is satirized rather than cele- Fear not, because the food itself station, something I consider im- brated. In this way, the film turns The French New Wave was an un- wasn’t bad. Unfortunately the same perative at a buffet. what could be a painfully saccha- deniably important era in the his- I feel confident in disput- can’t be said about the coffee, which The non-breakfast items were rine melodrama into something tory of filmmaking. Its influence ing Buccacino’s claim of being was tepid and unappealing. decent and the shining star was truly transcendent. can still be felt in the works of “Winnipeg’s best” breakfast buffet. The buffet had a lot of break- the mussels. The pasta salads were At the time these films were re- Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson After all, my group—the Breakfast fast items, which is what I like to what you’d imagine, and the caesar leased, there were those in the Paris or pretty much any other director Connoisseurs—has reviewed quite focus on. The eggs benedict were salad was garlicky good. I liked the streets who believed what was hap- who’s ever used a jump cut. a few buffets. nicely runny, but lukewarm. The lemon chicken soup but I did not pening in these films would change Among the great male directors Buccacino’s buffet was certainly chopped, peeled potatoes were salty like the boiled egg cut up into it. the world; or at the very least trans- of the New Wave movement— better than those at Aalto’s and the and lukewarm. The bacon felt solid, The desserts were quite tasty form cinema. Some hoped that Francois Truffaut, Jean-Luc (now defunct) Royal Crown, but and was nicely tasty, but lukewarm. though. They had bread pudding, films would, like this one, begin to Godard—stands Agnes Varda, it paled in comparison to The Fort You get the idea. which I’ve not seen before at break- reject the glossy outer veneer of cel- whose seminal 1962 film Cleo Garry Hotel, The Current and even The sausages, while they certainly fast. I managed to tap a nice custard luloid, choosing instead to exam- from 5 to 7 is playing this week at to The Viscount Gort. were the brand of generic breakfast vein in it which was very satisfy- ine inner struggle of the soul. Cinematheque as a part of their ex- The Osborne Village restaurant links I despise, were cooked thor- ing. Along with the pudding came Since many of the current of- citing Repertory series. is an inoffensive and unexciting oughly enough as to melt the hard chocolate mousse, half-éclairs and ferings flickering across the screens Cleo is a self-involved pop singer place to eat. The décor is family- bits. Next came the scrambled eggs, assorted sweets like Nanaimo bars. at your local multiplex prove that on the rise who has just found out friendly; very yellow and orange. I which I knew even before I took All in all, there are better buffets this dream is still unrealized, this that she may have cancer. She must did like the large mural depicting them would disappoint. I liken for a comparable price. Buccacino’s writer highly recommends that wait two hours before she can re- an Italian-style patio, which was them to what you’d be served in the makes a good effort at it, but the you to take a seat at that down- turn to the hospital to verify the beside the food. The buffet spread army or at summer camp: cold and coffee, the lack of an omelette sta- town oasis of art cinema known as diagnosis. hosted the smallest selection of any congealed into a rubbery mass, the tion and the surprisingly low tem- Winnipeg’s Cinematheque and re- Even though the film is only 90 I’d seen before, and everything was whole of which can be picked up perature of the food turned me off. visit a time when the possibilities minutes long, the idea is that we warming-tray cold, even though I with one fork. Nothing was cold per se, but like of film seemed endless. are watching two hours of Cleo’s was one of the first people to dive One big disappointment was the weather, it sure wasn’t warm.  Listings Co-o r d i na t o r : Cu r r an Fa r i s Concert? Art show? Volunteer opportunity? Community event? Want to see your event in The Uniter? LISTINGS 15 E-m a i l : Listings@u n i t e r .c a E-mail your listing to [email protected]. The deadline for all listings is Wednesday. 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PLATFORM CENTRE FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC + DIGITAL ARTS 121-100 OPEN MIC The Sounding Board open mic night invites acoustic 7 (9 p.m.); Jan. 24: Happy-Go-Lucky (7 p.m.), Janus 35mm Clas- Arthur. Between Times video installation by Scottish artist musicians, songwriters, spoken word artists and comedians sics, Cleo from 5 to 7 (9 p.m.); Jan. 25: Cabin Fever: Monkey CONCERTS Jason Dee. This exhibit is open until Jan. 30. to step up to the microphone at the Lounge of Charlie-O and Business (2 p.m.), Tell No One (4:30 p.m.), Triage (7 p.m.); Jan Friends at 8 p.m. To sign up, contact biz@sweetspotproduc- 28: Happy-Go-Lucky (7 and 9 p.m.). FLYING FOX AND THE HUNTER/GATHERERS With Richard Bril- PLUG IN INSTITUTE OF CONTEMPORARY ART 286 McDermot. In tions.com. liant, Jan. 25 at the Cavern. Doors open at 9 p.m. and cover the Overlooked Space is an exhibition by California artist Hel- charge is $3. ena Keefe which is based on oral histories and interactions ON CAMPUS collected by the artist. The exhibit is on display until Jan. 31. LITERARY INTERVALS Featuring Philia, Broken Orchestra of Winnipeg, In the main exhibit hall is a solo, sculpture-based exhibit by The Peaches and 6, Jan. 24 at the Graffiti Gallery. Tickets are Winnipeg-based artist Jennifer Stillwell, which is on display JUICE SUBMISSIONS Juice, a creative writing journal from $5 at the door or $3 with a non-perishable food item and the until Jan. 31. BOREALITY This collaborative work, presented by Prairie Fire the University of Winnipeg is looking for new and previous show starts at 10 p.m. Press and the Manitoba Chamber Orchestra, is a multimedia student writers to submit prose, poetry, drama, short fiction URBAN SHAMAN GALLERY 203-290 McDermot. Urban Shaman project based upon interactions with the boreal forest and or creative non-fiction for the volume 9 edition to be released SAM ROBERTS With The Stills, Jan. 22 at the Burton Cummings is currently calling for submissions to be displayed in the the people who live there. Boreality will be launched Jan. September 2009. Ten pages maximum for each entry. Juice Centre for the Performing Arts. Tickets are $34.50 from Tick- Main Gallery, Marvin Francis Memorial Gallery and the Virtual 29, 7 p.m. at Aqua Books. For more information visit www. is also looking for cover art submissions including digital etmaster and the show starts at 7:30 p.m. Gallery. Submissions should be mailed to: Director, Urban Sha- prairiefire.ca. and/or scanned photographs, drawings, comics, cartoons, man Gallery, 203-290 McDermot Avenue, Winnipeg, Manitoba, caricatures or text-based creations. More submission guide- WAB KINEW CD release with guests, Jan. 24 at the Pyramid R3B 0T2. Scout’s Honour, exhibit by Michael Belmore and MILLENIUM LIBRARY Jan. 26: Sherman Kong of the Credit lines can be found at http://juice.uwinnipeg.ca/. Entries are Cabaret. Tickets are $10 in advance, $15 at the door, which Frank Shebageget, on display until Feb. 21. Counseling Society, Mondays from 12:10 to 12:50 p.m. in the due January 31, 2009 by digital submission to juice.journal@ includes a copy of Kinew’s “Live By The Drum” album. Carol Shield Auditorium. Tech Tuesdays: Lecture-style presen- gmail.com. WAYNE ARTHUR GALLERY 186 Provencher. My Winnipeg Gallery, tations which cover the basics in using new technology at WSO NEW MUSIC FESTIVAL The Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra Sketches and Book Launch by Robert Sweeney, on display home and in the workplace. Session are held in the Buchwald SUSTAINABILITY AWARDS The University of Winnipeg has is hosting the 2009 New Music Festival from Jan. 31 to Feb. 6. until Jan. 28. Room from noon to 1 p.m. Pre-registration is preferred at established the Campus Sustainability Recognition Award for Tickets are available for single shows as well as passes for 986-6450. meritorious contributions to campus sustainability. Nominees the entire festival from Ticketmaster. For more information WINNIPEG ART GALLERY 300 Memorial. Cabinet and Ornamen- can be named from among students, student organizations, visit www.wso.mb.ca. tal Wares: Painted Porcelain of the 19th and 20th centuries, AQUA BOOKS Jan. 22: In Conversation with Ron Robinson with support staff, faculty or organizations of the university. The open from Jan. 24 until June 28. Also open is The Painter as Karen Toole, 7 p.m. Jan. 23: Magic of One Storytelling Concert, nomination deadline is March 1. For more information and CANADIAN TENORS Featuring Remigio Pereira, Fraser Walters, Printmaker, which features a series Impressionist prints from $15, 7:30 p.m. to download nomination forms, visit the Campus Sustain- Jamie McKnight and Victor Micallef perform alongside the artists such as Van Gogh and Renoir. ability Office website, www.uwinnipeg.ca, click on C “ ampus WSO, Jan. 23, 24 and 25 at the Centennial Concert Hall. Tickets TRAVEL WRITING The Writers’ Collective presents a Travel Services” then click “Campus Sustainability Office,” then click start at $31 from Ticketmaster. The Jan. 23 and 24 concerts Writing workshop with Bartley Kives, Jan. 24, from 10 a.m. to 1 “Awards”. begin at 8 p.m. and the Jan. 25 show begins at 2 p.m. p.m. in room 3M50 (third floor ManitobaH all) at the University COMMUNITY EVENTS of Winnipeg. Admission is $15 for Writers’ Collective members JACK SUBMISSIONS University of Winnipeg’s new Journal of and $30 for non-members. the Arts through Combined Knowledge (JACK) is now accept- FUNDING FORUM Presented by the Arts and Cultural Industries POP, ROCK & INDIE ing submissions. JACK is an online undergraduate research Association of Manitoba, this forum will discuss the different GLENN HOPFNER Launch of the picture book, The Ugliest Doll journal for students in the Faculty of Arts at The University funding options and matters of eligibility available to the arts in the World, Jan. 22, 7 p.m. at McNally Robinson Polo Park. ACADEMY FOOD DRINKS MUSIC 437 Stradbrook. Jan. 22: Rock of Winnipeg. JACK is looking for submissions of scholarly community in Manitoba. The workshop takes place Jan. 22 from research essays and critical reviews. Revise and expand upon Band with J Williamez; Jan. 23: DJ Khaosgott; Jan. 24: Atomic 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. at the Fort Garry Hotel. Admission is $10. 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MUSIC  FLYING FOX AND THE HUNTER/GATHERERS With Richard Brilliant, Sunday, VOLUNTEER Jan. 25 at the Cavern. Be sure to catch Winnipeg’s only jazz inspired, classically COUNTRY, FOLK & JAZZ trained, musical theatre-inclined pop-funk band. Doors open at 9 p.m. and cover OPPORTUNITIES GORDIE’S COFFEE HOUSE 127 Coburg. Jan. 22: Tarina. charge is a mere $3. to discuss concerns from any area of life. Volunteering is a McNALLY ROBINSON GRANT PARK Jan. 23: Pat Boraski; Jan. 24:  WAB KINEW CD release, Jan. 24 at the Pyramid. A full band led by Billy great opportunity to help others, get involved on campus and Bob Watts Trio. Joe Green will back local MC and the evening will be filled with scores of guest meet new people. For applications or for more information, drop by ORM13 or e-mail [email protected]. Ap- McNALLY ROBINSON POLO PARK Jan. 23: Alasdair Dunlop and appearances. Tickets are $15 at the door which includes a free CD. plications are due Jan. 28. Mitch Dorge; Jan. 24: Jodi King.  INTERVALS Featuring Philia, Broken Orchestra of Winnipeg, The Peaches BIKE DUMP The Bike Dump is always looking for volunteers. TIMES CHANGE(d) HIGH & LONESOME CLUB Main & St. Mary. Jan. and 6, Jan. 24 at the Graffiti Gallery. This show is sure to be a noisy, artsy and Orientation session takes place on the second Wednesday of 22: JD Edwards; Jan. 23: The Solutions; Jan. 24: Ridley Bent. improvised night of music as each act will be playing overlapping sets. Tickets are $5 every month at 7 p.m. HIP HOP & DANCE at the door or $3 with a non-perishable food item and the show starts at 10 p.m. PERFORMERS NEEDED Peer Support is getting ready for their  OUR WORLD: PEOPLES, PLACES, CULTURES, AN EXHIBIT Installation by second annual java extravaganza, and we’re looking for vol- HIFI CLUB 108 Osborne. Jan. 22: Day Old Donuts with DJ Hun- unteer acts of all kinds, such as dance routines, skits, stand- nicut and DJ Co-op; Jan. 23: Stir Fri Fridays with Dow Jones. Winnipeg-based photographer Keith Levit. The exhibit celebrates Hostelling up comedy, musical performances or anything else people Jan. 24: DJ Craze. International’s 100-year anniversary and Levit’s work will be on display from Jan. 23 would like to watch. To sign up or to get more information, PYRAMID CABARET 176 Fort. Jan. 24: Wab Kinew CD release. to Feb. 20. please contact [email protected] or call 471-8471. OZZY’S 160 Osborne. Wednesdays: Soho Trash DJs: Punk, Glam,  COLONIZING OORT New works by Winnipeg/Montreal-based artist Kevin Kelly FORT GARRY WOMEN’S RESOURCE CENTRE The Fort Garry New Wave, Power Pop; Thursdays: Readymix Dance Party: in Gallery 1C03, University of Winnipeg. Kelly’s work includes paint, textile work Women’s Resource Centre (FGWRC) is looking for volunteers to sit on the Board of Directors and to work as Community Indie-Dance, Electro, Brit-Pop, New Wave, Mash-Ups, ‘80s/’90s, and animation. There will be an opening reception Jan. 22 from 4 to 6 p.m. and the and more; Saturdays: Modernized. Volunteers. For more information, contact [email protected]. exhibit will be open until Feb. 21. PUNK & METAL THE ROYAL ALBERT 91 Albert. Jan. 22: Deepcave Rap Jam with Royal-T and guests: Jan. 23: Summer of Legs, The Lonely Vulcans, Nervous Lugers, JR Hill and the Oktars; Jan: 24: Deafwish AGM. THE NEVER ENDING STORY? CONFLICTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST JAMES HODDINOTT Launch of Where Eagles Dare to Fly, Jan. Presented by the University of Manitoba Political Studies Stu- 27, 7 p.m. at McNally Robinson Polo Park. THE ZOO 160 Osborne. Jan. 22: Crazy Maiden Rock Shop pres- dents’ Conference (PSSC), this conference features 18 guest ents The Faux Mojo. The Thrashers, Dry Run. Jan. 23: Psychotic speakers on six panels to discuss a variety of topics relating KELLEY ARMSTRONG Launch of Men of the Otherworld, Jan. 27, Gardening, Cunt Punisher, Nachtterror, Hoarfrost; Jan. 24: Af- to the Israel/Palestine conflict. The keynote speaker of the 7 p.m. at McNally Robinson Grant Park. flicted Faith, Jaw, Let’s Get Invisible, Wear Your Wounds. conference is University of Windsor professor and former Canadian ambassador to Israel, Jordan and Egypt, Michael Bell. The conference will be held Jan. 28 to 30 at the Great FILM THEATRE & DANCE Hall at the University of Manitoba. For more information visit www.umpssc.ca. CINEMATHEQUE 100 Arthur. Jan. 22: Winnipeg First Nation: JITTERS By David French, Directed by Ann Hodges and pre- Heart of a Home (7 p.m.), Happy-Go-Lucky (9 p.m.); Jan. 23: sented by the MTC, from Jan. 1 until Jan. 24. Jitters will be ISRAEL/PALESTINE DISCUSSION Israel/Palestine: Towards Happy-Go-Lucky (7 p.m.), Janus 35mm Classics, Cleo from 5 to performed at The John Hirsch Theatre at the MTC Mainstage Peace or Apartheid is hosted by Israeli peace activist Jeff

and tickets are available from www.mtc.mb.ca. Halper. The talk will discuss the current political situation in S he

Israel and Palestine as well as possible options for peace. The il MILLERFEST The MTC presents Miller Fest 2009 as part of the discussion is Jan. 26, 4 p.m. at Canadian Mennonite University S a 9th annual Master Playwright Festival from Jan. 22 to Feb. 8. and is free to all. pence Millerpasses are $69 and are available at the MTC box office. For more information and a list of festival productions, visit FREE INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS CLASS A free class for www.masterplaywrightfestival.com. international students will be held Sundays from noon to 1:30 p.m. at Elim Chapel. The class is an opportunity to meet THE PRICE By Arthur Miller, Directed by Marcia Kash, Jan. 22 fellow students and to learn English and the Bible. For more until Feb. 8 at the MTC Warehouse, a part of MillerFest 2009. information contact Val and Veda Chacko at 257-1670 or Tickets are available from www.mtc.mb.ca. [email protected]. FELTING WORKSHOP The Manitoba Crafts Museum and Library is hosting a workshop in which participants will make felted GALLERIES clutch bags, Jan. 31 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 1B-183 Kennedy. Admission is $40 or $35 for MCML members. HI-WINNIPEG DOWNTOWNER 330 Kennedy. Our World: Peoples, WOMEN’S WORKSHOP The Fort Garry Women’s Resource Cen- Places, Cultures, an Exhibit, installation by Winnipeg-based tre presents Transitions in Mid Life, an open support group photographer Keith Levit. The exhibit celebrates Hostelling for women age 45 and over who are interested in exploring International’s 100-year anniversary and Levit’s work will be the changes, challenges and experiences of mid-life. Sessions on display from Jan. 23 to Feb. 20. will run on the following Wednesday evenings from 7 to 9 pm GALLERY 1C03 University of Winnipeg. Colonizing Oort, new at 1150-A Waverley Street. The workshops are as follows: Jan works by Winnipeg/Montreal-based artist Kevin Kelly. There 28: Relationship with Mother; Feb 11: Relationship with Family; will be an opening reception Jan. 22 from 4 to 6 p.m. and the Feb. 25: Relationship with Partner; Mar. 11: Relationship with exhibit will be open until Feb. 21. Self. Space is limited and pre registration is required to this women only group by calling 477-1123. GALLERY OF STUDENT ART 105 University Centre, University of Manitoba Opening Jan. 12 is Kae Sasaki’s exploration of Little DINOSAURS! The Manitoba Museum is hosting Dinosaur Dy- Red Riding Hood. The exhibit is on display until Jan. 23. nasty: Discoveries from China, an massive exhibit featuring Kevin Kelly, “Vesta” (detail). From Colonizing Oort, A sample (detail) of Kevin Levit’s photography on 20 full-size dinosaur skeletons, fossilized eggs and a dino dig on display at Gallery 1C03 from Jan. 22 - Feb. 21. display at the HI Downtowner Jan. 23 - Feb. 20. pit for kids. The exhibit is open until Apr. 19. Concert? Art show? Volunteer opportunity? Community event? Want to see your event in The Uniter? 16 LISTINGS Listings Co-o r d i na t o r : Cu r r an Fa r i s E-mail your listing to [email protected]. The deadline for all listings is Wednesday. The Uniter is published every Thursday, so send E-m a i l : Listings@u n i t e r .c a The Uniter January 22, 2009 your listings 8 days prior to the issue you want your listing to appear in. It’s free. It’s easy. Ph o n e : 786-9497 Fa x : 783-7080

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Sports buffs dish  Disappointment of the Kobe Bryant For carrying the LA  Biggest Injury A quiet year for him actually Year Lakers all the way to the finals 2008 has been devastating for injuries. The Sean Avery For causing so much of These nominees not only failed to live up to following are the nominees for the worst David Villa For leading the Spanish a fuss with his off-ice issues out some imaginary expectations but also will be remembered in injuries: squad to Euro gold infamy for their complete lack of talent. The Winner: Cristiano Ronaldo hardware for Tom Brady For being out for the nominees are: Winner: Michael Phelps the best and Detroit Lions For finishing 0-16 worst of 2008 Winnipeg Blue Bombers For a poor  Biggest Surprise follow up to their finals run last Every so often their are a few events that year shock the sports world. These nominees will never be forgotten for what has happened in Sports editor New England Patriots For missing 2008: Jo Villaverde the playoffs after last year’s near un- defeated season Brett Favre For retiring then un- retiring and playing for the New Toronto Raptors While everyone has made their For creating so York Jets New Year’s resolutions for 2009 much hype but still failing to put together a decent record Miami Dolphins and Chad (and probably already broke them), Pennington For having a come- we at The Uniter decided to look Canadian Men’s Soccer Team For back season that no one could have back at 2008, and found it was full still failing to create any excitement predicted of everything from dominant per- for Canadian fans Tennessee Titans For being the best formances to hilarious parody. Winner: Detroit Lions And so, for your reading plea- team in the NFL in the regular sure, regular Uniter contributors season (and the cast of the Ultra Mega  Athlete of the Year Detroit Lions For showing what the Sports Show) Jo Villaverde, Marko Much like the Team of the Year award, these opposite of perfection is athletes have truly performed in a way that Bilandzija, Brad Pennington and Real Madrid For firing manager will never be forgotten. The nominees are: Adam Johnston have put together Bernd Schuster their nominations for the best and Michael Phelps For winning eight Champions League worst performances in sport. For having an entire ’08/’09 season after the first Olympic gold medals all English final game  Story of the Year Alexander Ovechkin For carry- All the winners of each award before this one Team of the Year Seattle Supersonics’ move to Eduardo Da Silva For breaking  ing the Washington Capitals on his get nominated for this award. The winner is Each team on this list have had inspiring Oklahoma to become the Thunder his leg shoulders and leading them to the For reminding us that the Jets left Tony Romo simply the most impressive story of the year. performances and accomplished near playoffs For being out for a short unbelievable feats in 2008. The nominees are: Winnipeg despite how crazy the period of time with a pinky injury. And the winner is: The Miami Evgeni Malkin For stepping out of fans were about their team Dolphins and Chad Pennington’s Miami Dolphins For bouncing back How lame Sidney Crosby’s shadow and proving Winner: Miami Dolphins and Chad Tiger Woods comeback season was incredible. from 1-15 to make the playoffs he can play without Sid the Kid For single-handedly Pennington They were able to knock off the New San Jose Sharks For not losing a plummeting the golf TV ratings by England Patriots and the New York home game in regulation this season being injured  Wickedest Awesome Award Winner: Tiger Woods Jets from playoff contention. This is Manchester United For winning This award needs some explaining. The the definition of a Cinderella story. the Champions League and the criteria for the Wickedest Awesome Award Premiership Title is very vague. It pretty much just goes to  Cry Baby Award Boston Celtics For winning the someone who deserves an award for any Most of these nominees are repeat offenders. Disagree with our picks or think NBA Championship, and for their possible reason: Let’s hope they don’t make the list next year, there was something we missed? 19 game winning streak but here are the nominees: E-mail [email protected] and get Jo For being a soccer player your thoughts heard. Tune into Winner: Boston Celtics Cristiano Ronaldo For demanding with only one name, like Pelé or the Ultra Mega Sports Show on so much money while a team de- Madonna Mondays at 12:00 p.m. on CKUW, manded respect Tony Romo For having “swagger” 95.9 FM. Tony Romo For his pinky... Sean Avery For being Sean Avery Seriously! no matter what Terrel Owens For complaining that WINNER: Tony Romo Tony Romo favoured Jason Witten. 18 Sports & Fitness The Uniter January 22, 2009 www.Uniter.ca I want to ride my ice-cycle COMPILED BY Jo villaverde Winter cycling provides challenges and surprise advantages Manchester City going coo-coo for Kaka Manchester City might be paying Adam Johnston $147 million for star soccer forward Volunteer staff Kaka which, according to SI.com, would be over twice the world record Real Madrid paid to acquire Zinedine Most Winnipeggers love their au- Zidane in 2001. However, some people tomobiles while traveling in the are stepping up at the unfairness of harsh confines of Winterpeg, espe- big money teams taking advantage cially when it’s -30 C. of their wealth. Mohammed Al-Fayed, owner of But as automobiles have con- Fulham, has brought up the need for tributed to the devastating ef- the English Premier League to void fects on our environment and our the transfer and instill a salary cap. health, many people are taking up “It’s madness,” said Al-Fayed. “If the challenge of winter cycling. you have one fantastic striker, what David Geisel, a employee at

about the rest of the team, the Natural Cycle, a business which mark players around him? It’s gambling to specializes in custom made bicy- re i do things like that. It’s bad news for cles and bicycle repairs, said one mer football because it’s crazy.” challenge is salt and sand from the roads, which can really wear down David Geisel of Natural Cycle braves the elements of a cold Winnipeg winter. How young is too young? your bike. The NCAA has lowered the prospect “The winter salt is worse for the age for college basketball recruiting bike than anything else. It tends to Cameron McLaren from As for whether the winter is a Winter cycling tips to kids in Grade 7. especially run off of water. It’s like Mountain Equipment Co-op rec- more dangerous time to ride a bi- “It’s a little scary only because - wet salt water stuck to your bike, ommends a few things before head- cycle, Geisel’s answer may surprise  Leave more room for we talked about this - where does it it just eats away at metal,” said ing out on that brisk winter cycle. most Winnipeggers. breaking stop?” said Joe D’Antonio on SI.com. Geisel. McLaren prefers getting a pair of “In general, winter cycling is a  Give yourself extra time D’Antonio is chairman of the Division For winter riding, Geisel recom- goggles that wont fog up so they can lot safer I think as far as traffic goes. to ride in either wet or snowy I Legislative Council that approved mends a single speed bicycle be- protect your eyes in the elements. You know it’s slippery, you could conditions lowering the prospect age. cause it will have narrower tires than He also suggests layering with syn- fall down. I’ve fallen down many  Have both an advanced and Just imagine, you are 13 and a mountain bike and can therefore thetic wool clothing because it in- times in the winter and not hurt alternative route in case of ice colleges are talking to you about get right down to the cement. sulates well against the cold. myself. But I’ve crashed a few times or snow where you’re going to school in “A narrow tire allows you to do “Use mostly synthetic wool, in the summer and broke a bone  Keep to streets that have six years. Most 13-year-olds can’t that. Just cuts through everything things that wick and give you some every time,” said Geisel. bright lighting even decide what to do with their and gets down to the cement,” he insulation. I tend to wear a wick-  Ensure your bicycle is cov- allowance. said. ing base layer and just a wind proof ered from the ice, snow and Winter cycling not only provides jacket on the outside. And that’s For more information visit Toronto’s freezing rain while parked The church of the Habs a challenge in terms of what type of for the upper part, usually good winter cycling website at: http://  Use bike fenders University of Montreal professor bicycle to ride, but also what type enough for -30 or -40 Celsius” said www.toronto.ca/cycling/bikewinter/ Olivier Bauer has started a course of clothing to wear. McLaren. index.htm. exploring the religion that is the Montreal Canadiens. According to TSN.ca, Bauer, who was born in Sweden, noticed many similarities between le bleu, blanc, et Dinos overpower Wesmen rouge and religion when he moved to Montreal. c l

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nickname Saint Patrick and people grit in loss i nter who sometimes call current Habs goaltender Carey Price ‘the savior.’ Scott Christiansen Volunteer staff Heart problems for Russians in hockey It seems that the KHL (Kontinental If anything, at least the Wesmen are Hockey League) is taking the correct tough, and that goes a long way. measures to make sure that the death After losing 3-0 (25-18, 25-14, 25- of 19-year-old New York Rangers 17) on Friday night to the Calgary prospect Alexei Cherepanov will not Dinos (11-3), the Winnipeg Wesmen happen again. Since Cherepanov’s (1-13) put together a stronger ef- heart condition took his life, five fort on Saturday at the Duckworth Russian hockey players have been Centre. reported to have heart issues. Following a disappointing first According to the Moscow News set, Winnipeg managed to pull Weekly, 49 players have undergone off the second against the fourth testing to make sure the problem ranked Dinos. However, Calgary’s does not grow and 18 players still power was too much to handle for have yet to be checked. the young Wesmen group, who Although it is scary that more hockey players are being found lost the third and fourth sets, de- with heart issues, it is good to hear cisively ending the game 3-1 (25-13, that an incident like Cherepanov’s is 23-25, 25-16, 25-16) in favour of the trying to be prevented. Dinos. The opening set was perhaps Ariel Smith jumps up for a block against the Calgary Dinos on Saturday, Jan. 17. the sloppiest for the Wesmen. Un-retiring: a new trend Inconsistent setting - most nota- Tennis great Martina Hingis bly poor timing - prevented them returned to competitive tennis last “We just have fensive digs by Peterson, helped dle top opponents. Tuesday with straight set wins over from generating much offense. Winnipeg pull off what was the “We have all of the top teams to Vera Zvonareva 6-1, 6-2. Winnipeg registered only six kills to stay more highlight of their night. play; it will be a good learning ex- Hingis, who retired three years in the set and the Dinos were able disciplined. We “We just have to stay more dis- perience,” says second year left side ago, seems to be in tip-top shape in to take advantage. ciplined. We have to know where Christie Nairn. her return to the Australian Open as “We need to play our own game have to know we have to be and do it,” added The Wesmen’s remaining matches she put together 17 winners and 11 and not worry about what’s on the Peterson. are all against ranked teams, such as unforced errors. other side of the net,” said first-year where we have to However, the Dinos squashed Alberta. The team, currently on a She joins a list of recent un-retired Tessa Peterson, who finished with a be and do it.” Winnipeg’s momentum by jumping five game losing streak, is looking super stars including Brett Favre and match high of 16 digs. out to an early 13-5 lead in the third at these games as an opportunity to Roger Clemens. Hopefully, she has The Wesmen’s struggles culmi- –Tessa Peterson, set. The Wesmen never regained improve. more success than Favre, who missed nated in the set’s final point, when Wesmen women’s volleyball their swagger, as Calgary began to However, they will no doubt be the playoffs, and Clemens, who may two Winnipeg players looked at overpower the Winnipeg defence. looking to get a win or two along or may not have been caught using each other in confusion as the ited 11-2 Wesmen charge brought Fifth year Dinos Holly Harper and the way to climb out of the Canada steroids. Dinos’ serve hit the floor. Winnipeg back for the win. Some Lauren Perry led the barrage with West basement. They currently trail The second set looked to be timely kills by rookie Ariel Smith, 17 and 13 kills, respectively. the University of Saskatchewan by headed in a similar direction, as who had nine on the night along Despite the loss, the Wesmen two points with six games remain- Calgary led 16-11 at the second with 10 digs, two service aces, three are keeping things in perspective as ing in the regular season. technical timeout. However, a spir- blocks, as well as some great de- they continue to learn how to han- Sports & Fitness 19 www.uniter.ca January 22, 2009 The Uniter

Volunteer Living well for The Uniter! spoon of sugar. Honey (in moderation) is Sagan Morrow While it is good that consum- even considered by some to E-mail Volunteer staff ers are becoming more aware of the be a health food. dangers of sugar, our desire to stay Getting rid of all artificial sweet- [email protected] away from it has had its drawbacks eners will improve your health im- as well. As the concern with sugar- The effects of sugar mensely. Wean yourself off of sugar related issues has been growing (es- to sign up by choosing real fruit and vegetables and artificial pecially because more people are over foods with added sugar. sweeteners being diagnosed with diabetes), the market for artificial sweeteners has Getting rid of all Sugar is addictive. Recent studies also been steadily rising. conducted by Princeton University Dieters tend to choose artifi- artificial sweeteners suggest that sugar can be just as dan- cial sweeteners over natural sugars will improve your gerously addictive as any drug. due to fewer calories in most artifi- health immensely As most of us can attest to after cial sweeteners. Just because a food several weeks of over-indulging dur- product is low in calories, however, does not mean that it is healthier. ing the holidays, it is difficult to kick Bananas, apples and carrots will Some artificial sweeteners such the sugar habit. For many people it all satisfy a sweet tooth due to their as cyclamate (commonly known as is hard to go through the day with- high content of natural sugar. Sweet‘N Low or Sugar Twin) have out some kind of sweet snack, be it Decrease the amount of sugar been found to be related to cancer a cookie, some chocolate, a piece of in baking when possible. Even get- in animals. Aspartame (also known cake, or even fruity yogurt or sweet- ting by one day without eating any as Equal) is also reputed to have neg- ened cereal. added sugars or artificial sweeteners ative effects such as headaches and It is easy enough to identify cook- is a great start, and soon you won’t other similar physical complaints. ies as being loaded with sugar, but be missing them at all. Sucralose (or Splenda) has so far not when it comes to processed foods By gradually cutting out all ar- been associated with rates of can- reading the ingredients might hold tificial sweeteners from your diet, cer, but it is a chemically processed some surprising information. Most and as much added sugar as is real- sweetener that could potentially be yogurts contain excessive amounts istically possible, you will be well on very harmful. of sugar. your way to cultivating that healthy Both sugar and artificial sweeten- A portion of Danone Activia lifestyle. strawberry yogurt contains 3 ½ tea- ers are major culprits when it comes spoons of sugar and it is just one of to maintaining a healthy weight and University of Winnipeg student the many similar overly-sugary yo- lifestyle. However, despite being ad- Sagan Morrow writes a health and gurts out there. Watch out for con- dictive, sugar is a natural substance wellness blog. Check it out at http:// diments too. One tablespoon of and will not be nearly as harmful to livinghealthyintherealworld.word- Heinz Ketchup has an entire tea- your body as artificial sweeteners. press.com.

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