Varsity Crack Cagers Come Back With 36-22 Victory

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Vol. XIV VANCOUVER, B. C, FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 1937 No. 37 Peace Expected To . Reign During Dave's ACCLAMATION CAREY Term As President SUPERCHARGED SENIORS NO ATTEMPT By DORWIN BAIRD DEFEAT PROVINCE FIVE Since April, 1030, when Bernard Brynelsen took offlce as President of the Alma Mater Socloty, the U. D. C. student body has been almost continually involved ln some campaign, spec­ Van Vliet Proteges TO CONTEST tacular project, or controversy. The administration of Jay Oould STUDENTS TO continued the policies laid down by Brynelsen, policies which Wake Up After wore vastly different from thoso of bis predecessor, quiet, unob­ SEE 'BRONTES' Smearing ELECTION OF trusive Murray Mother. Varsity's super-charged Senior First, the proposal of an hour and n half noon recess, WEDNESDAY cagers, after being smeared decis­ coupled with a program of intramural sports, was Introduced ln ively in the opening game of the current playoff series with Prov­ tho Fall of 1935. The proposal received tho approval of the A father, harsh, undemonstra­ RUGBY CHIEF ince, canio back with a bang, n Board of Governors, after passing through an Alma Mater ses­ tive, completely ruling hla child­ crash and ear-splitting warhoops sion that saw some bitter ren's Uvea; a aon, weak and-die- onWcdnesday to stage a one-night David Edward Carey, un­ opponents to tho scheme air aipated; .three daughtera, one of revival day, and power their way their views. Then, a plan to a smashing 36-22 trlump over opposed, stepped Into the outspoken courage and eager shoes of John Groves Gould that had been worked by Bry­ outlook on Ufa; one hungering Chuck Jones' disillusioned Newsies. nelsen and Oould was put to Tho luspircd collegiate victory as President of the Alma tho students. It was sug­ for death, harah, moody; and tho came tho hard^ way. All through third, wlatful and home-loving. Mater Society of the Univer­ gested that a Memorial Stud­ tho flrst half, old lady luck contin­ sity of British Columbia, on ent Union Building be built It la thla family of dlveraa and ued her fiendish antics, and took as a tribute to the lata Dean highly complex eharaotera that complete charge of nearly all Var­ Wednesday afternoon, at live and Mrs. R. W. Brock. the Players' Club will attempt to sity's Ill-fated shots. Some of her o'clock, by which time no hypnotic spell disappeared into the portray when they produce Al­ other nominations had, ac­ Hero, even moro heated ozouo in the second stanza, with arguments wero heard as sup­ fred Sangater'a play, "The Bron­ the result that Maury Van Vliet's cording to election regula­ porters of the idea tried to tes," next week. fighting ball club deservedly cash­ C. E. Thompson, prominent Van­ tions, been submitted to win converts. The plan of Studenta' night la Wedneaday ed in on baskets to rocket away couver business man, who will Council offices. campaign for the raising of and the play will continue all the from tbe flat-footed "Giants." (Continued on Page 4) address an open meeting in Arts funds was objected to by raat of the week. Tlokete for RUQBV CAPTAIN many. Rigid restrictions were 100 next Wednesday, under the Not since six yeara ago, when laid down, in the attempt to students are specially priced at sponsorship of the Alumni Voca­ the present system of student ad­ keep the drive respectable 3So and will be on sals In the tional Committee. ministration came into being, haa and ln keeping with the mem­ Quad Office, Monday, Tuaaday Jobs Won't Fall the President of the Alma Mater orial idea. Near the end of and Wedneaday noona. Aa tlok­ Society been acclaimed. the 1930 Spring term, tbe ete will bs strictly limited, stud­ The acetamation thla year of students authorized a $10,000 Into Your Laps ALL NAMES Davo Carey la felt to be a tribute plenty of eompalgna." loan, to make up for tbe most ents are advised to obtain thelra to and a recognition of hla out­ of their share. Detailed results from those campaigning among early. Vancouver Motors' Head standing ability and aervlcea to business and industrial leaders have not been released yet. Last year, atudent tlokete had DUE BY 10th tho atudent body during the three A year ago, Jay Oould defeated William McDuffee in the to ba laauad for other nlghta; Gives Sound Advice yeara he has attended Unlver­ alty. presidential elections, and proceeded at once to obtain approval thla will not be repeated. The Leaning back in a swivel chair Deadline, for all nominations for for tbe Pass System. An Alma Mater meeting passed tbe pro­ in his small glass-partitioned office, Dave sprang into campus prom­ Caf will remain open until 7.30, set In a corner of the great plant the efght offices of Students' Coun­ inence through his stellar abilities ject, but there was doubt as to the presence of a quorum. Also, cil bas been set for Wednesday, the Governors felt that the sizeable opposition that bad shown when the doora will open. of which ie Is manager, his legs as an English rugby player. For Although the play la a biog­ crossed comfortably and his eyes March 10, at 5 p.m., and dates for the past year he has been captain itself was sufficient reason, to postpone official consent, which of the first-string team, and has they did. Last fall, Gould again took the Pass System to the raphy in that It revolvea about fixed on a shining vision of tho fu­ election speeches have been set for ture, Charles B. Thompson, man­ been tbe representative of tbe students, after winning Science support. He received a good this strange family, It Is by no Thursday, March 11, and Monday, majority at a well-attended Alma Mater gathering. ager of Vancouver Motors, uttered Men's Athletics on Student Coun­ meana dull or atodgy. On the a direct and stirring challenge to March 15. cil. It was only last week that the Board of Governors finally contrary, It la Intenaely Intereat- youth In an Interview with the It is common knowledge that the UbysBey Wednesday afternoon. FORENSIC TREAT approved the system. Some changes had to be made, but Oould Ing and at tlmea even thrilling, Thursday's speeches are ar­ success of the rugby club and of and hts Council went through a three months' flght with various aa the charactera evolve from re­ the new intramural programs have official bodies before a settlement was reached. And now, with KEEN BUSINESS 8ENSE ranged ln two sets which take been due largely to his unflagging that issue settled, the President la preparing tbe Stadium ques­ tiring, timid creaturea In a ae- Mr. Thompson spoke quietly and place at the same time, one ln Ap.' work. He is at present actively tion for presentation to the students soon. eluded paraonage, to flgurea slowly, yet this very restraint Sc. 100, where candidates for Pres­ engaged on the Stadium proposi­ aought out by all the literary served only to emphasize the vig­ tion. And so, there has been two years of action. Only tbe major, orous quality of his remarks, which ident of Men's Athletics and for world. much-publicized Issues are mentioned above, but the Councils ho illustrated and drove home with President of Men's Undergraduate of the past years havo been fighting organizations, doing friendly In many waya "The Bronte a" his hands, in persuasive' yet un­ Society will give the male element Co-eds Debate With but determined battle with groups in all divisions ot the univer­ la comparable to the aenaatlonal obtrusive gestures. Even business of the university a forensio treat, auooeaa, "The Barretts of Wlm- sense, strength of will and a cer­ Men On Issues sity. The Ubyssey bas often refrained from giving undue pub­ polo Street." In both, a atern tain visionary outlook were evid­ and* the other ln Arta 100, where licity to such Council activi­ and tyrannical father dominates ent as he talked. candidates for President of Wom­ Of National Radio ties, realizing that such stor­ hla family, and It la only through "People aay there la little op­ en's Athletics and for President of Co-eds debated against university ies would only widen tbe their determined effort a that portunity In the world today," Women's Undergraduate Society men for the first time ln over eight breach between the Council thay break away. aald Mr. Thompaon, with Indig­ will debate points of platform for years when tbe Literary Forum, and the particular organiza­ nant enthualaam. "That la un­ the benefit of the fair sex. represented by Kay Armstrong and tion with which it was trying true., There la aa much oppor­ Claire St. John, opposed Jim Mc­ to reach an agreement at the tunity for ambitious young people The addresses scheduled for Donald and Bill Sibley of the Par­ Trained Men Are aa there ever waa, maybe more. liamentary Forum, Thursday noon, time. the following Monday are booked in Arts 100. Needed in Game But it'a no uae Juat aitting baok to take plaoe In the Auditorium, When Jay Gould leaves of­ and waiting for Joba to fall Into The women upheld the resolu­ Preservation Field their lapa. They have to get out when oandldates for Seeretary, tion "Tbat the government regula­ fice at the end of this month, Treaaursr, and Junior member tions of a national radio hookup will the date mark a radical A bright picture of opportunities and make their own Joba. for young men in taxidermy and "For that reason, university grad­ will outline their ambitions to can best serve tbe Canadian pub­ change in Council policy? \ allied businesses was given by Mr. uates ought to have an advantage. the voters at large. lic" Many are asking, will Dave . G. ti. Pop when he addressed a People fall to realize that a univer­ In answer to tbe main accusa­ Carey avoid moving in any large Vocational Guidance audience sity education is invaluable for Each candidate will bave five tion of the affirmative that only government control would elimin­ direction that will mean more Wednesday noon. Stating that students wishing to acquire busi­ minutes for his oratorical effort ness ability and for making con­ and, with the exception of those ate blattant advertising and pro­ conflict, argument, and diffi­ British Columbia ls the richest game field in the world, Mr. Pop tacts tbat will aid them later on." running for offlce of Junior Mem­ vide cultural programs,'BUI Sibley culty? They point out that I outlined the various opportunities ber, all candidates will be allowed of tbe negative,- referred to tbe he ls reputedly more "steady"! available for young men along this FIVE MILLION a supporting speaker, who will be symphony concerts and grand op­ Discussing the present situation era programs recently sponsored than Gould, has not the legal line. given three minutes in which to by commercial corporations witb mind that has often enabled Those who want to learn taxid­ in the automobile industry, this speak his piece. leader in the local auto field he- no more than identification of the Jay to see the inevitable suc­ ermy or similar professions have company ln the way of advertising. to gain much of their knowledge came eloquent. "Most Industries, S2000 BOND cess of his ventures. They), o , • ^_^^^^™ •-.-.- ~„- .-«-« from others in the same business. coming out of the depression, Examination of the A.M.S. Con­ There was no vote taken on the say that Carey ls dependable,*-- "•*"* .**-.«B^_____»^^_^_.*|2?I The speaker expressed the opinion (Turn to Page 3: See stitution and By-laws reveal tbat most convincing arguments. THOMPSON) the Treasurer shall assume, at the wise, and orthodox. He is ". • . the typical eonaervatlve." that trained men are noeded to expense of the Society a bond of the typical conservative, they claim. , look after game preservation and to let the public know about it. $2000 ln a company selected by Ubyssey On One By hts past action, Carey bas proven himself dependable. Kite Flying Is Students' Council, and that he shall "There are not enough museums be responsible for funds which he A Week Schedule His unanimous election was ample demonstration ot the regard In Canada," said Mr. Pop. "We in which he ls held by the students. He had no last-minute New Pastime will not disburse without the per­ Commencing with this issue, the must bring the necessity of'such The even tenor of staid conserv­ mission and counter-signature ot Ubyssey will publish once a week opponent as did Oould. There are few wbo would line up against institutions, before the public." blm, which seems to go along with the statement that Dave atism on the U.B.C. campus has Council. until the end of March. Deadline will tread the quiet, easy path during his year of offlce. been broken and the U. B. C. has for all copy for next Friday's paper broken it with its own bizarre ori­ Tho Junior member, In the fall is Thursday at 10 a.m. Council Yet It can hardly be. said that Dave Carey lacks the fighting Where Do You Want ginality: We have taken to flying term, will be the acting Preeld­ candidates should bave their state­ spirit. His record ln tbe field of sport ls enough to prove that effigies. ent of the Freahman olaas and ments in by Wednesday afternoon. our new President has courage, physical and mental. He bas The Bad News Sent? Tho sinister (?) purpose motivat­ ahall be In charge of aaslgnment stood by Gould the past year ln some of the latter's scrimmages, A statement of marks made on ing the pretty co-ed and her two of rooms and Homecoming aetl- and in Council sessions has often expressed liberal ldefta tbat the April examinations will be sent male cohorts in flying their kite vltlea. Conservative And would shock the many who hear only the English accent when to each student about the middle over tho Mall Thursday noon was Presidents ot Undergraduate So­ Carey speaks. of May. These statements are sent at flrst not quite evident. The cieties shall be responsible for dis­ C.C.F. to Debate If forecasting the future by casual observations ot the past to the home addresses unless re­ thing bore a distinct resemblance cipline, initiation, social functions, Leon Ladner, K.C., will oppose is ln any way reliable, it might bo said tbat Dave Carey will quests that they be sent elsewhere to Prof. Day. But on closer inspec­ etc. The W. U. S. President will W. W. Lefeaux, lawyer for the C. serve the students of U. B. C. well between now and April, 1938. are left with the Registrar. tion lt became evident that it was act as A.M.S. Vice-President. L.S. C.F. party, at 12.15 ln the Auditor­ He will be efficient, will despise pettiness In bis Council ses­ Students should, without delay, female, possibly Dean Bollert. Like E. President will have the care of ium on April 18 in a debate, "Re­ sions, will not be afraid to go campaigning it the need ls urgent. see that their correct addresses are most kites, it had strings attached all activities other than publica­ solved that the socialism of the The President of the Alma Mater Society will be neither a in the Registrar's Office. and wore a tall. tions, athletics and. social functions conservatives is adequate to solve Murray Mather, a Brynelsen nor a Gould, but lt ls safe to say The co-ed would not reveal the and tbe Athletic Presidents shall the problems of B. C." that be will be a success in his responsible position. name of the movement sponsoring look after their respective fields of Remember the Idea of March the demonstration. athletics. Remember Maroh 17th Y SS E Y Friday, March 5, 1937 B i Don't Talk About fl x____mt OB-OI IO.-SOI I0E90 THE UBYSSEY Your Dreams-—They Another Birks Wat EDITOR IN CHIEF Reveal Character This smart model with V- ZOE BROWNE-CLAYTON "A great deal of muslo and art full-Jewelled movement of thla world Is due to day­ SENIOR EDITORS dreaming," stated Or. Ewlng, Pro­ TUESDAY: Kemp Edmond* FRIDAY; Dorwln Baird fessor of Psychology at tho Nor­ $22.50 SPORTS EDITOR mal Sohool, whsn ha apoke to Dick Elson Phraterea, Monday night. "It la posalble to dream towarda a cer­ tain goal, but an overflux of day­ Subscription Rates for Ubyssey: dreaming may drive you to ab­ D BljJilllHHlH JEWELLERS VANCOUVER. B.C. Student rate, $1.00 per year. Rate for non-students, $1.50 per year. Random Ramblings normality." The apeaker divided hla leoture Advartiilng Office BY Pacific Publishers, Limited, 311 Province Building, Victory Square, Vancouver, B. C. Into two parte, day-dreama and THE 8TUDENT PRINCE nlght-dreama. The former In­ Telephone: TRINITY 1945 volves "thinking" or "solving "Let ma urv* your ear, ami your car will tarve you," "PRANK" F1CKK Advertising Staff: Charles H. Munro, Howard D. Fletcher LITERARY LABS problems," "mental meandering," All advertising* handled exclusively by Pacific Publishers, Limited. which explains It aelf, and "day­ Local erudition sooms to be go­ dreaming with a definite direc­ ing a bit ultra-scientific of ' late. U.B.C. 8ERVI0E STATION tion, uaually vvlsbf I In. charac­ 25-Hour Emergency Service — Complete Repair Facilities When the English 9 class ls told to ter. He then outlined the atagea SPRING count, list and classify the Imagery of day-dreama: The "fantaatlo" SOUTH END OF McGILL ROAD PT. GREY 53 We, the Ubyssey, now officially declare that Spring has of "Antony and Cleopatra" or "Oth­ onea of Infancy, the "conquering ello," one can, of course, see tbe hero" or "Buffering hero" ones of arrived. point. logo's list, for example, not childhood, tho "Ideallstlo" dreama According to ancient campus tradition, there were three only reveals that he is a fine earth­ of adoleaeenee; "the modern love ly fellow (in case you hadn't not­ Btory ia mn example of thla type," Made by a 100% B. C. Company signs and portents' by which students could infallibly detect iced lt before), but ls a literary the apeaker declared. jewel as lt stands. the arrival of Spring. First, the fountain the quad gushed "When you find that your day- "YOU CAN BUY NO BETTER" When a pundit of the Classics forth ln all its glory again;'secondly, tho editor-in-chief pro­ dreama are of a remlnlacent type, - So what's holding you back, fellows? department, however, observes that It la a sign that you're getting pelled himself out of the Pub window followed by all the "as Clythemnestra approaches the old. If of a eonatruetlvo type, Get it close to ."home"! staff, and thirdly, the poets blossomed forth with Spring end of her career it is natural that you're atlll young." she should use more subjunctives," Dr. Ewlng continued: "We U.B.C. SERVICE STATION, SOUTH END OP McGILL ROAD pottery ln the paper. well . , . one starts to wonder about dream all night, but we fqrget We regret to report that the quad fountain had this things. . . our night-dreams. As one goes year made a mistake and forgotten to flow, that the editor- see. to sleep, thero la a partial dlaaa- MOOD INDIGO ' soelatlon of tha personality, and in-chief is, afraid of the bushes outside the window and that Thoughts ln a dentist chair: why ons'a control and standard of the advertising leaves no room for pottery in th,e paper. Nev­ doesn't someone - design a stream­ eonduot are changed and low­ ertheless, Spring is here. How do we know? Lloyd Banner- lined drill iu a sleek, apple-green ered, censorship bslng lost. There casing. Those humming wheels are three types of night-dreams: man is wearing no vest, no coat, no tie and is wearing light and wires on the old torture gadget "Patohworks from vivid reality- shirt, pants and summer shoes. Also, there are numerous make me all Jittery. . . If half the It la Impossible to dream an ut­ hospital cases are psycho-neurotics, terly new experlenee In dreams"; im:- -A- dreamy-eyed couples wandering sea-ward. couldn't teeth be psycho-analyzed '??:• '••••-•'<•*• there are the "repreaeed wlahee" Anyway, Happy Spring to you all. once in a while Instead of filled? and the "repreaeed feare." In the How much easier to have false latter, fears eome baek to annoy NO ELECTION INTEREST / teeth installed at the age of 13, and you In dreams. Whan the objeo* avoid the next 40 yeara of martyr­ tlonable thing Is ao repulsive aa With Council nominations duo by Wednesday, it IS fore­ dom. Wo. could havo moro fun at to awaken you—that Is a night­ cast by many that several positions will be filled by accla­ partlos. . . mare." mation. Thoro is a comploto lack of election intoroBt on tho • •• • (iumpiis, oouplod with an undercurrent of fooling that it BTO. DBPT. UMBRELLA LOST riooun't rrmlly mutton who In oluotod. llnvo Crawley shultos oft tho Hod mul whllo iiiuhrulli. lost from Huuli mi nl.tll.ndo on tint pint of studoiitM will do llttlo twimtlitth iiDiiiiiry IIIIIOH by sporting Arts umlivtil In rurlt lust wuuk. now shirts unil HUH, A tw. nmit I'lmtno rnluni tu Miii'lul Clinvo, via towards bottor administration noxt your. I'msldont Ouroy, nhlnu Is noiirly UN good, p«l»''lully A. MB. OJM-o. >A»U despite his excellent quuJHlcutlonH, will bo ablo to do abso­ if your front porch is crowded lutely nothing if he is asked to work with a Council that Just with wolves. Only a master mind O. BOOK .LOST "Great beating I gave you Fred, I'm lilting pretty" can walk alone down the centre ot drifted into offlce. It was a tribute to Carey that he had Lost, a Geology One text book, "Sitting pretty? You're tilting on my Sweet Cap*.!" no opposition, for his position requires more character and an empty sidewalk. Within, a few with tbe name of Cynthia McLean ability than the minor offices. months Dr. Pitcher's students use in it. Finder please communicate the word "definitely" at least once with owner through Arts Letter It will be a disgrace if any other office is filled without in every sentence. The Roddan- Rack. SWEET CAPORAL CIGARETTES a contest. McDuffee-Hobdon European expedi­ tion is debating whether to travel "The puratt form In which tobacco can ba tmoked."— Pgnctt Eight members of the student Board of Directors will ln a donkey cart with concertinas, GLOVES LOST be chosen March 16. In the Interests of good government or on pinto ponies as Sioux chiefs Lost, at the Co-ed or elsewhere, and progress of the A.M.S. it is necessary that every posi­ ln feathers, Q-strlng and war paint. one pair- of men's brown gloves. tion on that board be contested by two or moro candidates. • * _ Please return to Mr. Home's office. I COVER THE WATERFRONT A new outlet, for that Parisian next ln importance are the engine WE ARE YOUR DELIVERY SERVICE" Course In Oral accent ls to visit a French freight­ room and bridge. It you are for­ Dr. Evelyn Farris To er some Sunday afternoon. Scan­ tunate your host will conclude tbe H B. C. District Tel. and Delivery Co. Ltd. Speak On Education French Instituted dinavian ships aro equally hospit­ visit with a French lesson in bis 516 W. HASTINGS STREET • SEYMOUR 918S able If your Swedish needs brush­ cabin over some bad red wine, to Saturday Evening On Alta. Campus ing up. But German, American and the tune of the latest Paris tunes Trucks, Motorcyclis and Biks Messengers, Available at All Times By FRED PRITCHARD Mrs. Evelyn F. Farrls, M.A., Lt,. larger Japanese vessels tako tholr from his gramophone. ____, UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA, D., will give an address at the "Positively No Admittance" Blgna Maurice, our last week's guide, Edmonton, Feb. 27 (WIPU)—An moro sorlously, and are practically said ho has boon coming hero four Vancouver Institute Snturduy. 8 entirely new course In Oral Iniprognablo, times a year for tho past nix years, Prenoh will bo undertaken by the p.m., In Arts J00, entitled, "A Con- If thoro urn ladles (it yonr imrty, so wo unlaid lilin iiow lllcuri Van- Unlveralty of Alberta Bummer «wnivwr, iury «i«l M«>v« ot Higher WduenMnn Bulimtl an s I'MtiU nf ilia new re­ you pu| n fmint mi hitvliig '• I'liarm- ;; liiH l'nMM'li Mlnwnnl IVr it mitiltt, "I ilnu't Itiuiw," Im i'»|illi>it, "I'VM 111 OnnHuV quirement- of ths U«|)aitnieiil of fcto l Eduoatlon for* the teaehtng of Tlio iiiulii foitltno ut tlto lour ut In­ novor lii'ttit lipyuiul Iliu tilor." Uo v> tsk' Dr. Farrls has been ctoBoly as Oral French In Alberta High spection is tbe wlno collar, and n steward nnd see tho world! soclatcd with the work ot tho Uni­ Schoola. 8uecesaful completion 1 if MtMvl versity since its organization. She of thla two-year eourae under tha was one ot tho original members direction of Dr. Edouard Sonjst, ot the University Sonato nnd is at will entitle the student to a "Car- rvmM tifleat D' Etude Franealaea." CRITICAL MOMENTS •mJ^^laT^ present tho Honorary Secretary of the Board of Governors. Aa the aim of thla eourae la to This continued association with give atudenta extenalve practice in Oral French, .they will be or­ 1 re the work of the Provincial Univer­ ganised in groupa for the purpoae W«_5N YOU'RE sity and her study of other Cana­ of carrying on French convoca­ dian Universities has qualified Dr. Ttt-fi PROMPTER Hotel Georgia tion. Theae groups will be dir­ VANCOUVER'S Farrls to review the changing ected by Dr. Sonet and aaveral •ATT-HC Ideals and policies of Canadian competent dtrectora and will vla­ SOCIAL CENTRE lt varloua polnta of Intereat In higher education throughout tho TEAS, BANQUETS past century, and to sot forth, from the city and the Unlveralty It- CLASS PARTIES aelf. On these toura all descrip­ RECEPTIONS a comparative and historical stand­ DANCES tions snd conversation Incidental T-H-E-ATRICAL- point, the tendencies of Canadian to the placea of Intereat will be Phone Head Waiter university work in the near future. entirely In French. SEYMOUR 5742 duct ot this kind shows a lamentable lack of moral training" in the schools More Light In general and, so one would gather. In the University as well. Than Heat • • • Without any doubt whatsoever, the _—•____-_-___-e*a * ea-M clergyman ia right in calling moral training the "big factor in education." On the Disappearance of Nor Is there any doubt that moral f training means, as he says, "the train­ Parents ing of the will." (I gently suggest to my spiritual superior that this la a -AND TH€ -HCRO HAS JUST *FORGOTT€N, ay a. o| sasoawio-E very difficult term and that he should Ae persons worthy or any serious review his psychology before Anally +-JIS LIN€S AND YOU R4EACH -FOR YOUR public consideration, parents would makin To g up his mind about it.) i $?•• seem to bo disappearing from .tne .. the eyo of a layman, howovor, PROMPT BOOK ONLY TO fMND THAT SOM-E Bcone. They ore setting loss and Jess there seems to be eomo gapa ln the attention, apparently, /r°™, JPe°P,S clerical reasoning on this one occa­ WAG -HAS STOL.-EN IT,— L.CAVING YOU A who devote themselves to uplift, and sion. the name and num­ Textbooks on logic used to. say that PATENT M-EDICIN-E CALENDAR ber of the upllfters It was a fallacy to leap too abruptly afargnttrn Mtn Is lesion. It is from the particular to the general. grudgingly admit­ Are three offenses quite enough to ted, of course, that nupvort or suggest a condemnation of parenthood ls still the whole school system and even of Our New SPORT JACKETS Are Arriving a regrettable neces­ democracy at largo? sity, for without lt Whether or not the writer really Every Day there would be no meant to be so sweeping, that is cer­ children to lift up. tainly tho Impression which his re­ And In that case, marks must havo given to everyone There are Greys, Browns and Greens—some plain, since children are who read them. What larger body of usually the chief definite evidence, uncolored by preju­ soma checks and some in plaids, but they all have victims of the un- dice, goes to show that the schools individuality. llftor'H attention, arc neglecting moral training? his noble occupa­ nven granting that they are, a lav- tion would be gone. man wonders If the olergymnr/n * HAVE YOU SEEN TOM WILLIAMS' church ought not to shoulder at least Pro). Sedgewick a share of tho responsibility for moral NEW DISTRICT PLAID? These nad reflec­ defect on tho young. Are we to be­ tions arise from reading soma elo­ lieve that tho church, nn well as tho quent (and frequently wise) remarks school, is lamentably lacking In moral Send us your clothing problem*. They will mndo by one of our local clergy. foree? be answered In thla column or by letter. It appears that, on two consecutive days, school children broke a church Well, In this eolnma of tils In the window on their way homo. It like­ Vanoonver Btui, x>r. Bedcrewlek flnds wise appears that tho*nchool principal him self, eventually, a Uefender of proved unable to identify tho culprits modern youth . . . and oan he de­ LTD. or shamo thorn Into confession. Fur­ fend All who would llk« a ringside E. A. LEE, ther, HO tho complaint pnen, a uni­ seat whon Sr. Sedcrewiek talks back versity student lately failed to own to thn forces of reaction fand "Distinctive Clothes" - Prices $25.00 and up uii to a much mnro serious offense,. staffed nh'rts Jn jreiern') should Reasoning from those premises, tbo niionn Trinity 4111 and subscribe to 1005 GRANVILLE STREET SEYMOUR 2507 worthy gentleman Implies that "con­ the San. Friday, March 5, 1937 THE UBYSSEY Three

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Japanese Fete Gordon Morris, Scienceman, was Japanese lansuasa laaaona will b* (Ivan fraa on board. elected president of the graduating PLEASE APPLY BEFORE MARCH ISth classes and Professor Walter Gage Writ* or Phone toi On Wednesday, ln accordance honorary president at a meeting with a time-honored custom, the held on Tuesday for the purpose of TANAKA INSURANCE AGENCY girls of Japan celebrated what la electing the '87 executive making 914 Credit Foncisr Building Vancouver, B. C. Trinity 1662 known as "Hlna-matsurl" or the plans for graduation. "Doll's Festival.' In every home NEW POSITION British Consols where tbere 1B a daughter, the "hina-dan" will be placed In the Prof'. F. O. G. Wood was asked to (OS11IIR.. MILO-R . SASAMAT BARBER "kyaku-ma" or drawing • room. act in the newly-formed position of The "hina-dan' is a contrivance honorary vice-president of the SHOP that resembles several flights of class. Other officers elected wfere: Ladies' and Gentlemen'! stairs, each step serving as a Pauline Patterson, vice-president; Halrcuttlng shelf. On the top shelf are dis­ Molly Locke, secretary; Walter 4473—10th AVI. WIST played the gorgeously arrayed Charles, treasurer, and John Logan, figures of one of the emperors valedictorian. ^^rSflWoTfTRTWTlf'?^ ot Japanese history and his em­ Representing the alumni associ­ French Canada A meeting of tho Menorah Soci­ press-consort; on the next shelf, ation was Milt Owne, Arts '84, and u vi IN nuNCH ton six nm ety will bo hold on Sunday, Maroh the attendants and courtiers In former council president, who spoke He_aeatan_ letst-Mdiate. Advanced 7. at the home of -.ester Bugarman, period costumes, then the mins­ on the alms of this association and cooriea. Coeducational. CenUeaiea 1549 84th Ave. W. Or. Morsh will the opportunities offered after Join­ apeak on "Booties Psychology." trels, and on tho shelves below, Retr-fwaoriaCoUase. *3i1ul£uui as many figures aa one Is ablo ing. The association is a medium to Angaau loclualte fee 91 SO. to afford of famous women of the organise the main strength of tho The Bay Presents THST A f*IN LOST Alumni. Most of the activities are Writ* Jar S***l*i a* Seeretor*, t Lost: Theta Sorority Pin. Find­ past. In addition to these colorful those of a social nature, but bulletin A Thrilling Review of SMIO-NTIAL •?«_»*** 0UMMM SCHOOL er please return to Mr. Homo's of* is edited, tho Chronicle, which floe or to Betsy MoOallum, Arts' "dolls," furniture auch as bu­ servos as a link to members of tho it si I r M (IN I n I Al c ft M n nn | letter rack. reaus, dressers, screens, "hiba- various chapters. chl," etc., ln miniature, as well as tea sets, trays and novelties Valedictory gifts wero dis­ cussed, but It was decided to Spring: of all description oonneoted with the home are exhibited. The oc­ table tho various motions until casion ls marked by parties and tho executive had a ehanee to discuss further plans. Thoro will other forms of entertainment In bo another mooting to discuss honor of the girls. thoso suggestions on Tuesday. FASHIONS In the way of remembrance ot this beautiful and unique tradi­ tion, tbe girls of tho Japanese Students' Olub, under the con- vonorshlp ot Miss Kltniyd Kaget- THOMPSON au, are holding an Informal tea, (Continued from Fas* 1) Saturday, at the homo of Mrs. IB. looked to the motor trade to lead Kagetsu. Samples of Japanese them In recovery," he said. "Steel, art, handicraft and flower ar­ With all this spring cleaning in the air, why not give your face a oil and gasoline Industries are de­ rangement aa well aa a "hina- pendent on the motor industry. break, too. A RUSSIAN DUCHISS home facial is just the thing to freshen dan" are to be on dtaplay, and up a skin tired by the long winter. "Twenty years ago, automobile tho girls will don their ancestral manufacturers worried, believing During the next few weeks the Beauty Salon opposite the Lyric "kimonos" for the oooasion. Theatre is offering a $3.00 special for $1.50. This Includes Tissue A that the industry had reached sat­ Among those invited are Mra. uration point, that everyone in a cream at $1.50 a jar, Cleansing Cream at $1.00 a jar and Skin Tonic at R. _D. MoKeohnle, Mrs. L. 8. position to drive a car had already 50c a bottle. All these Russian Duchess preparations will be sold for Kllnck, Mrs. D. Buchanan, Miss purchased one, and that manufac­ $1.50. M. L>. Bollert, Mrs. H. F. Angus turing planta would have to olose What an opportunity to buy a complete facial treatment. We'd and Mrs. O. W. Topping. down. advise an Immediate visit to the Russian Duchess Beauty Salon' If you wish to greet the summer beautifully. "This year, if thoro should be no disastrous labor strike, I confid­ * * * •* LOST ently expeot that moro than five A debater was taken out for a drive to the airport on Wednesday Va M 1 s a nt h rope by Moltere. million, oars will bo produood." and we hear his girl friend has a jealous nature anyway. Please return to Mr. Home's Office. Questioned aa to his hobbles * •»• * ** and Interests, Mr. Thompson par- Sports shoes are one of the big features of the new shipments at rlsd by stating that he lived at HAI SONS IUDGIT SHO*. So with spring in the air we decided it was Shaughneoay Oolf Olub. "That time to go down to 644 Granville St. and take a look at fhe new styles. should be self-explanatory," he These sport shoes are made in Hollywood and those Californians aald. He la psst president of Kl- certainly kept the college girl in mind. Nothing Is more suitable for Here and wanla Olub, and paat president of campus wear than sport suede oxfords. There are a variety of styles to the Motor Dealers Association of choose from—you may wear tongued models, or those with the new Vsneouver. s ~. mocassin and square toes. Oblong eyelets are among the new features The Vancouver Motors manager of this year's styles There «** will address a Vocational Outdance No matter what your preferences in shoes are you will be satisfied meeting Wednesday ln Arts 100. . . Three Sparkling Performances . . af Rae Sons. In case you have forgotten, keep in mind that blue, grey and brown The Exchange Editor FASHION SHOW TEA KNQINKBRS 3.80 p.m. Thursday, March 11. Admission 60c (at the are the leading spring colours. The IQngineering Institute, ot door). * * * * By J. O. MACFABLANK Canada will meet ln the Medical- DINNER AND FASHION SHOW There seems to have been some confusion as to rooms and dates Musical Society proteges and as­ Dental Auditorium on Tuesday, at Thursday evening, March 11. In response to many re­ last week between the golfers and thespians. And, Ward, how does it pirants to the grease paint of the 8 p.m., when Mr. A. O. Zlma, of quests we have arranged this showing for tho especial feel to have your face slapped? Players' Club will possibly be af­ tho International Nickel Co., will convenience of business and professional women, and * * * * flicted with a spasm of painful dis­ be the speaker. others unable to attend in tho afternoon. Dinner will bo We don't like to be mercenary or something, but we might as Well illusionment when they learn that served at 6.80. The fashion show will follow. Tickets for admit that there are such things as graduation presents. And here is the staid old McOlll has gone scientific this show are on aale at tho Information Booth on the in Its pursuit of dramatlo art. MATHEMATICS OLUB Main Floor, and the Georgian Restaurant. tip, such presents are much more likely to be forthcoming if admiring Open to third and fourth year To enter tho store after 6.00 p.m. Thuraday evening, use friends and relatives receive portraits of you in a gown and hood. One Morris Heoht, dlreetor of students of Math. Applications for the Arcade Entrance on Granville Street. So be wise and order more graduation pictures from ASIR now tho MoOill Dramatlo Sohool, haa membership trom students enter­ SPRING FASHION MATINEE while the reduced prices are still in effect. A picture by Aber is designed ing third year next September, may to please the most criticising relative. requeated hla students to Imag­ 8.80 p.m. Friday, March 18. Note: Tea will not bo served ine the oampua completely aub- be made to Audrey Hamilton, Arts at thia performance. * * * * Letter Rack. merged In water and to reaot ac­ The popular Kollejlans Orchestra will bo tn attendance Maybe he is extra special attractive, but anyway there Is a Figi who at all showings. claims that the gals make all the advances anyway. It must get boring cordingly. To mako the gamo We read in the Washington to be so popular. more fun ho haa olted detalla Daily that the boys and girls of the * *t« * * whioh are, to wit: the oampua School of Journalism there are go­ THI LINGERIE SHOP on South Granville has celebrated the coming aubmerged under two and a half ing on a week's tour. They plan to edit six Washington papers ln of spring with a new shipment of dainty georgette lingeries. Tho panties feet of water so thst elassss had which come in all pastel shades are very attractive. They would make their annual professional field tour to be held on the third floor of lovely presents. You may buy beautifully cut satin panties with lastex with Professors Byron H. Christian, ROYAL PORTABLE TYPEWRITERS tops for only $1.00 right now. the various buildings. Robert Mansfield, and Head ot the And here's some advice if you are going to need a blouse for that Department, Vernon MacKensle, as Outside of the fact that the In­ Typewriters of all new suit: the Lingerie Shop is expecting a shipment of blouses in the cipient actors here who are ot advlaors. They will spend a day $45 — $65 very latest styles. more than two or three years' studying each paper before editing makes for sale or De Luxe New Quiet « *K « ** the edition and the class will be rent. Model — $7$ standing at U.B.C. have already split to make this possible. It's "Safety in numbers" is fhe motto of one of fhe Phi Kappa Sigmas. So bad the opportunity of reacting to wonderful how few people can put BYRNES HUME TYPEWRITERS he never, takes any girl out more than once, and if they are already tied flood conditions, and outside ot the fact that the seoond and third out a paper when they make It WILSON McDUP'H. Say. 8023 up it's even safer. their business and when it is part Campus Representative: •*•*.+ + floors of our buildings are more than two and a half feet from terra of their academic training. Some fraterntiies certainly know how to follow good advice. When flrma, it's all very Interesting. • • • 592 SEYMOUR STREET SEYMOUR 6639 in BROWN BROS, the other day we noticed a representative from the Re academics ... a member of Phi Delts (we always thought that they were among the best) ordering MOON WAS ABSENT our Bnglish Department, here with corsages for their formal. They had a group order, and thus took advant­ Some of the reactions were rath­ a flair for lean and biting humor, age of the considerable reduction Mr. Brown gives, as well as being er amusing. One poor cbap of has spent some weeks intermittent­ assured of the famous Brown quality. rather mongolian tendencies went ly intimating that the Ubyssey ls Gardenias are nice for fraternity formats, for they suit any type of possessed ot some incidental fail­ ENGINEERS — through the pantomime of drown­ Stationary and Marino gown. ing; another with a vivid imagina­ ings. We are honored that this _ Vrepaaed _ro» agaamtnatton 0PT0METRI8T Talking of corsages, don't forget that Brown Bros, is ready to serve tion and an infancy complex, hav­ gentleman reads our paper and we Day, availing or Correspondence LAWRINCI SMITH you next Tuesday, the night of the C.O.T.C. Ball. Just phone Sey. 1484. ing always fondly dreamed of being gently suggest that he be more 49 Wast Hasting* Street •K -ft •* -ft a ferryman in the manner of Mr. constructive. This paper is run Formerly Hynd <•» Downie on the lines of Journalistic neces­ OOT West Phone Sey. 6860 Raa. Pt. Orey 497 R An enterprising freshman asked two girls to the Soccer Club dance, Ship, began to fall into his role and ferry fair maidens in distress to sity . . . the necessity ot being and now the dance is being cancelled. Will the ladies be disappointed! brief and to the point. ->• •» •* -* those "nine o'clocks in the Arts There is a wide selection of new lightweight coats for Spring and Building"— spoil-sport! According We write for a student audience Summer in MADAME RUNGE'S just now. We noticed a soft green tweed to the McOill Dally be seemed to be and must, perforce, be light and loosely cut with the fashionable wide skirt and belted to the waist. Brown, having a lot of fun and, at five interesting, and, at times, use un­ Begin Rigbt. . . grey and blue tweeds, mostly belted, are very popular. cents a trip, to be making a lot of usual phrases, etc., which will best Two-piece tweed suits are a smart addition to Spring wardrobes. money—only he regretted the ab­ convey what we mean to our read­ MR. FRATERNITY AND MISS SORORITY sence of a moon. The moon some­ ers. And our readers have not the Short tailored jackets with many pockets and wide reefers are popular how spoils the illusion, since all Consult the Specialist in creating and producing new ideas for your this year and perfect for campus or town wear. We noticed a black and time, while we have neither the Social and Organization Functions qrey waistcoat suit that is worth while considering. such chivalrous rescues are usually time nor the space for the adoption carried out under the force ot a of the methods which were form­ Danes Programmes, Menus, At Homo Cards and Invitations -a * -a -a howling wind and lashing rain erly used to accomplish literary Special Designed Christmas Cards The exchange editor of the Ubyssey complains that there is no under a dark, ominous sky with flights of fancy. We humbly sug­ privacy any more. Last Tuesday a potential Scienceman and a real red the occasional bolt of lightning and gest tbat the English Department shirt with two girl friends just took possession of his room. When he accompanying roar of thunder. But consider journalism ln the light of perhaps that would be too uncom­ GAEHRKE'S arrived home late in the evening there they were having quite a jolly present-day fact and offer some 566 Seymour Street Phone: Trinity 1311 party. fortable. practical suggestions. +•->•*>•->• Four THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 5, 1937 -sanrs Henderson Tops SPORT SYNOPSIS P. Trussell •laetiena—Howie MoPhee may con­ In Prov-U.B.C. test M.A.A. offlce. Syd Walkor ARTS '20 WEDNESDAY CROSS COUNTRY TODAY nominated, with Paul Trussell Basket Deluge Will Run For contemplating running. (Continued from Pago 1) Starting with more pep than ac­ Baaketball—Varaity beats Province curacy, the Thunderbirds were un­ 86-22. See front page. able to And the basket, enabling M. A. A. Post Sngllsh Rugby—Big rally contem­ the Newsies to slip through and plated for Miller Cup match. pile up a seven-point lead. Hender­ son finally broke the spell with a Prominent Aggie Skiing—Thunderbirds go to U. 8. long shot, starting a rally which Paul Trussell, prominent Aggie for snow test. netted them ten points to lead 10-9 Rowing—Big regatta planned. at halt time. student, will be the third man in the election field for Men's Ath­ Basketball — Varsity squashes HI- MUOH SUPERIOR lensburg. In the aaoond framo the Thun­ letic Rep, He will oppose Syd der blrda went to town, outplay­ Walker, inter-U. sport advocate, ing, outpasslng and outsheotlng and Howie MoPhee, prominent the Jones' Boys to tako tho game "with tho greatest of aaaa." track and rugby star. SOCCER TEAM "Hunk" Henderson was the star Trussell, well known in the Fac­ of the evening, accounting tor ten ulty of Agriculture and a promin­ S-m-o-o-t-h, mild- points and at the same time hold­ ent second division rugby player COMES OUT OF ing "Long John' Purves scoreless. and outstanding hockey star, will Bardsley and Wllloughby added HIBERNATION and throat-easy seven more markers apiece to the foster intercollegiate sport, but ls rather skeptical ot the feasibility student total, while Osborne led With Winter flnslly retiring In ot restricting certain sports to def­ the losers with ten. disorder, tho Sooeer Olub has turn­ inite times of the year. Watch for ed Its eolleotlve mind onoe moro his program! ROWING REPORTS to the great out-of-doors. They Varsity will meet the Washing­ have come out of an Insomnolent ton Huskies ln Seattle on March hibernation with a vengeanoe to 18. Watch for further news ln Plans Buckindham next Friday's "Ubyssey." Wilki nson undertake a heart-breaking ached* ule of asven gamea In five weeks, CIOAKITTII B7J-S6 Miller Rally with three In four days over the *9 'yfvaot &jq.' Pennants, Pep Meet Saster week-end. The Juniors, In and All the Fixing! seoond plaoe In the O.V.A.A. league, play ens game this week-end, and The Miller Cup Final, scheduled then go Into their danoe In tho cup- MAURY'S for Saturday, March 23, is begin­ tie games. ning to take on the aspects of a In good condition aa the result of 'MURALS real spree aa Organiser Ted Wilkin­ hours of boxsoeoer In tho gym, tho son laya out plana for a gala day boys aro all sot for this arduous Be. '87 entered ono volleyball expected to surpass oven the U. B. seml-flnal with a smaahlng win series. Seniors mset Johnston Na­ over the Aggies yesterday. Tho O.-Saakatchowan same of last fall. tionaia at Kerriadala, and Junlora Redshlrts defeated the Farmers Tho game, which features U.B.C. meet Maooaboes at Powell Street 16-1 ln the flrst game and 15-5 ln and the North Shore All-Blacks, grounds, both gsmes on Ssturdsy the second. Arts '88 took the easy $£__*- at 2.80. flrst line heavies In Vanoouver rug­ way out ot the playoffs when they defaulted to So. '87 In the flrst by circles, will be preceded by a games scheduled yeaterday. bang-up mass demonstration of The start of the basketball play­ Pop in tho U.B.C. auditorium where CUP SERIES offs today sees Arts '87 and So. '88 a down-town band and other enter­ in the flrst game, while Arts '80 tainers assisted by Pop Club Lubri­ and Sc. '88 tangle In the second. UNDER WAY Oaa you ?«_4 this Un* of trp« without 1 cants, will supply an over-abund­ "Dear Davet Tisdall Trophy •eelntlne—nt ordinary •••41ns -IManM? J ance of inspiration and enthusiasm, at Stake Always having thought of your all of which will culminate in a If not* you probably With old man winter Anally 'BIRDS LEAVE need mors light* oonneotlon with tho Playera' Olub two-mile long parade of bedecked putting his bas of evil tricks ln the In tho rolo of a dsshlng hero or a cars bound for "THB GAME." mothballs for tho year, tho flrst gnashing villain, I havo been won­ and second ruggers swing Into ac­ For dering Just what part you are tak­ tion tomorrow afternoon. The oc­ Statistics show that ths vision of ing In tho preaent frantlo aosreh HOCKEY PLAYERS PLEASE casion la the beginning of the Tls* U.S. TOURNEY 40 par oant of students leaving for authentlo propa for the Bronte NOTE dall knockout aeries whioh wlH see the aeconda tackling the powerful Yesterday, six members ot the oollege is dafeotiva. 20 par oant play. Vou aren't by any ehanee the An important meeting ot vital All-Blacka at 2 o'clock and the University akl team left for Mount of aohool ohildran alao hava poor offatage bark, are you 7 Somehow, interest to all hockey club mem­ firsts taking on the Nlppons at 2.30. Rainier, where they are due to be­ eyesight. that Intrigued me and I would bers will be held next Tuesday. The scenes for theae two games will gin competition In the final meet of the Pacific Coast Intercollegiate really like to know If you are the Election ot qfficers, future busi­ bo Douglaa Park and the Oval re­ ness. Please return strip to Pres. spectively. Ski Tournament. Today and to­ At 60* 95 par oent of all ayea ara ouoeeasful eandldate. Lambert. morrow, they compete against dafaotiva. Safeguard your eyesight, Lovingly, Tho seniors will be without the teams trom various other univer­ services of Harmer, Swan and Wll­ sities to the south and east ln sla­ your moat praoioua possession. CLAUDIA." Lost, black, mottled Parker foun­ loughby and with thla coming on lom, downhill and cross-country tain pen. Please return to Lost top of their long layoff they moat races. and Found Offlce.—C. L. O'Loane. certainly will not be at their beat. HAVE ONE WIN BETTER LIGHT...BETTER SIGHT Not so very long ago, these same devotees ot the greasy plank nnd- ed Washington Huskies a decisive defeat on Grouse Mountain, whioh Varsity Wins Again! was mutually unfamiliar ground. It was these same Huskies, with a 1 slight alteration, that copped the 1 ( il UMI1IA i I I < It Al 1 WA . Vanquish EHensburg 31-27 championship last year, so that It LAUNDRY CO LTD looks very hopeful for U. B. C. this SEYMOUR 1424 session, if their past work ls any By HUGH SHIRREFF Cross Country guide to their ability. With Willoughby and Pringle ln starring roles, the Varsity Senior Today Noon : "A" basketball team gained a re­ •-•. 9151 venge victory over the Ellensburg Normal yesterday noon. Fighting Three Moots Planned— STAR CABS * from behind for the most of the Colthurst Favourite way, tbe Thunderbirds finally eked For Big Race A Style that Goes to School! * Managert Bob Strain. 'S3 out a 31-27 win. The game was fea­ tured by the return to form of Art Willoughby, who rang up ten points The Rita-Van Vliet track aggre­ London, tha seat of learning when it and waa the spark-plug of the team gation has a great deal of unfin­ conies to style, is endorsing the suit all the way. \ H. Jessie How, B.A. \ ished business on the cinder venue shown here by popularizing a similar for this week with three interesting \ PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER \ SECOND LINE STARTS events prepared for the pleasure of model. Tip Top's designing staff \ Popular Library 3 In the flrst half Coach Maury the track-hungry populace. created this one—and it's a great \ 4489 W. 10th AVINUE P. O. «7 \ Van Vllet started his second string who allowed the teachers combination of unusual smartness and _*«***-**«.K-*-*-*«-k-**-**-k-*-fc-M CROSS COUNTRY to get away to an 8-2 lead, which The premier event is the cross loungy comfort. As is evident, this was increased to 16-10 at the end country, which ia starting in is a single-breasted model with two Dr. Wilbur S. Watson of the half. When the regulars about fifteen minutes at the West buttons. A slightly longer coat, trous­ DENTIST finally did come in the change Mall. Among the well-filled list RESIDENCE OFFICII! was hardly noticeable, as the only ers cut full, tapering at the knees and 4494 Wast 9th Avenue of starters for thia stellar event 3.00 to 8.00 p.m. significant thing that they did is the Rosemont of the Mall Race, cuffs. Fullness through the chest gives Telephone: Point Grey 652 was to hold their checks fairly the strong favourite, tho strong a soft draped effect. A suit with true well. Bardsley and Matthison runner — the — strong — Paddy British spirit—stands plenty of wear seemed tired from the Province Colthurst. "It looks like a cinch game and could not get going. but always presents a good front to Almadene Cleaners win for the big boy," is the au­ At the beginning of the second thoritative verdict of Joe Rita. the world. Hand-cut and tailored to We Call and Deliver half, with Willoughby doing the Next Tuesday is the date for an­ measure. most of the offensive work and other Mall race—this time a sprint TTU187 PHONE BAY. 2689 Pringle doing likewise on the de­ distance run which will be a Van 3667 Broadway West fensive Varsity brought the score Vliet intra-mural feature. Each You Gat the New Styles First et Tip Top to 19 all. Then Fring dropped in a class will be limited to twenty con­ couple of long ones and this seemed testants (boy, are they optimistic). to be the sparkplug that tlie Birds Wa Cater for Social Functions needed, because from then on their On Wednesday at 3.30, class track PRICE $25.95 plays started to click and tbey members will compete in the an­ THE GABLES INN brought the count to 31-27. During nual Arts '20 road race, with the HOME-COOKED MEALS TEAS Aggies tho strong favourites to the last few miviutes they put on garner the most points for the hay- UNIVERSITY BOULEVARD a perfect stalling act and Ellens­ straw boys. Beside P.O. burg couldn't get their hands on the TIP TOP TAILORS ball to score. LIMITED LEGOUIS LOST HAND CUT AND TAILORED TO Lost ln the caf Wednesday after­ YOUR PERSONAL MEASUREMENTS GET MY CLOTHES and GRADUATES noon, a copy of Legouis "A Short 198 HASTINGS STREET WEST FURNISHINGS Meeting of the Graduating Class History of Bnglish Literature." No from of '37 on Tuesday, March 9, in Arts name ln book, but can be easily 637 GRANVILLE STREET 100. A discussion of the Valedic­ identified. Please return to Phi CHAS. CLAMAN tory Gift will be held, also the var­ Kappa Sigma table or Arts letter 315 WEST HASTINGS ious graduating functions. rack. Len Martin. EXTRA THE UBYSSEY EXTRA << w Play Anne Bro m Bronter? Costmn.e!g' ' <* H PLAY AND BASKETBALL Planned To Reveal TO COME UNDER SINGLE HALF DOLLAR TICKET Character Secrets Two major attractions for the price of one. A That is what U. B. C. students are offered this evening, following an arrangement between the Players' Club and the Players Executive Basketball Club. Students will be able to see both the speolal Color Tones Are performance of "The Brontes" and the fourth game ln the Carefully Used Mary McLeod, who city championship basketball series, using a double ticket Kept Busy With pertrayt the part of to be sold on the campus today for 50 cents. The psychological signifi­ Anne .rente in the The play will start In tho Audi* cance of the characters in Numerous Duties Player*' Club sprint tori urn at S.48 prompt, and the Alfred Sangster's play, "The predutcien. Sho to same will be held until after the BRONTES IS Bronte's," has been woven Evary Mambar Forced well known for hor performance Is over. It la en* into the oostumes designed To Do Double Duty peoted that moot of the play au­ CONTRAST TO by Mis Dorothy Somerset and In Production work in the part of Ellen Boving, convenor of the ^ Portia In tho recent dienoe will wlah to aee the game, As in every major undertaking and tha speolal arrangement haa PRAIRIE AIR costume oommlttoe. there must be a "power behind the Christmas playa. During the early days In Haw- scenes," so it was with "The Bron­ boon made In order that neither Sharply In oontrast with tho orth parsonage, while the famous tes." Co-ordinating tho work of all attraction should lose beoauae of polloy of other Oanadlan univer­ slaters were trying to aaeaps committees, and keeping a watchful tho Intorferenoe of tho other. sities, whose dramatlo tendenolae from the domination of tholr eye on the progress of the play, Those who have already secured have been proceeding on a dim* Inuando line toward the light and atom Vlotorlan father, the Rev. the Executive of the Players' Club 35 cent "Brontes" tloketa for to­ Patrlok Bronte, their subdued has been one of the hardest worked frivolous replete with tho meoh- spirits were typified by their groups in the Club. night may get the special ticket by an leal aupport of modern and ul­ drab slothes. In addition to his ordinary V paying an additional IS cents, It is tra modern 'prop*,' U.B.O. Flay- Charlotte Bronte, the propelling dutiea, each of tho Bxeoutlve haa announced. era' Olub polloy, In common with force behind the struggles of the taken on numerous other joba, INTEREST IN QAMI that of tho seed old established sisters, is attired ln a Victorian rushing hither and thither until MoOill University, follows tradi­ hooped gown of harsh brown. Later The combined attraction will en­ tional llnoa by bringing to Ita thoy gave tho appearance of be­ able students, ln one night, to tako after the death of her aunt, she ing candidates for title of hard* audlonoea produotlona famous for wears a similar model of unreliev­ eat*worked people on tho campus. in what should turn out to be the tholr Intellectual, literary and ed black. When success comes and As president of tho Club, Nora two biggest thrill's of the year. The dramatlo qualities. her novels prove to be best sellers, Olbaon acted aa general supervisor, Province team ls threatening to Aoroaa Oanada the Unlveraltlea she celebrates her new found free­ seeing that all committees were Players Bring Novel show new form when lt meets Var­ of Alberta, Manitoba and Saskat­ dom by donning fashionably color­ accomplishing their work, removing aity ln thla deolaive enoounter. No chewan have beon preaantlng ful clothes. One of her favorites Is all complaints and generally being effort will be spared by the Jones auch plays at "Candlelight," light a rich purple, hooped and flounced responsible for the production. Sho Production Here As Boys in their attempt to take a three-act comedy, adapted to tho In true Victorian style. also had to provide tea for the cast little of the cockiness out ot the Amerloan stage by P. O. Wodo- CLIMAX IN WHITS at their rehearsals. student Ave. After Varsity's 38-8? houaa; "Suppressed Dealrea" and The climax of her career ls Spring Presentation viotory Saturday, Interest In the the "Ohoat Story," on actors, and LIGHTING BY LARSEN series haa reached a peak. reached when she wears the white The vice-president, Pat Larsen, lateat J. B. Prleatly'a "Dangeroua, net gown at her wedding to the alao waa kept on the move during After weeks of strain and work with hours of rehearsals Aa for the "Brontea," advance Corners," a eomady whimsically Rev. Arthur Nicholls. This luxur­ the paat few weeks. Besides help­ daily the Players' Club have their spring production, "The notlcea hall lt aa an outatandlng called streamlined, by reason of ious dress is a mass of cascading ing with ticket sales, he waa re- Brontes," a charaoter study of the three famous writer sis­ aoootnpliehment of theatrical art. ohromlum properties and queer lace ruffles and In its magnificence aponaible for the stage lighting, no ters, Charlotte, Emily and Anne, ready for their opening There Is no doubt, at any rate, that lighting effeeta, by U. of Alberta. one can clearly read the distance the play will bring to the campus Oounter to theae tendencies, U. she has travelled since the early mean job in itself as the right light performance tonight. can be obtained only after numer­ The play centres around Rev. Patrick Bronte, the dom­ something different from any pre­ B.C. follows MeQIII's Henry IV dull parsonage days. ous tests. vious production. For those who In staging a dramatlo auooeaa Emily, whose genius had a Hasel Merten, Secretary, was in inating father of the three talented girls, who tries to regu­ have never seen a Players' Club .which has run for two year* on touoh of myatielsm, waa the charge of mailing invitations and late their dull life on the moors of Yorkshire. This difficult presentation, there Is a pleasant the London atage and whieh com­ more unoonventlonal of the sis­ circulars and acted as promptor, role of the disagreeable father will be played by Art Sager, surprise awaiting. Every minor de­ pares, In Ita Intense dramatlo In­ ters and throughout rafuaed to whilst Hasel Wright, Treasurer, who portrayed the Jolly old nobleman, Sir Charles, ln "She tail of the production has been terest and probing insight Into wear tha at Iff hoopa preserlbad had to keep track of all expense Stoops to Conquer," last spring. worked out to perfection. human nature, with the Interna­ by Victorian eonventlon. She waa tionally auoeeaaful "Barrets of accounts incurred outside of the FATHBR ALLOWS NO CURTAINS OR FRILLS PSYCHOLOGICAL fond of long, lonely walka on the play itself. Wlmpole Street." Vorkahlre moors and thla love of The flrst act opens ln their drab parsonage home in the moors. The The eonfllet of temperaments, nature ia typified by the aoft house Is furnished in an austere Victorian style, the' furniture being repressions dangeroua In thetr green aha waara during the early Candidates Must made of dark mahogany and rosewood. A feature of this scene ls two latent powers of damage, neuroa- Stream-lined Play aeenea. Later, aa her lllneaa galna family portraits iu crayon done especially for the play by Charmian oa and paraaeutlon oomplaxee all Bring in Platforms figure In the plot of "The Bron­ aaoedaney, her mood la refleeted McArthur. Accentuating the bareness of the rooms are the windows, At Alberta Sells In aombre greya. Platforms of all candidates for tea," moro truly a payohologieal Gentle, resigned Anne, the young­ Students' Council must be in the curtalnless, because Mr. Bronte has an abnormal tear of fire. For this than an aotlon drama. Out All Nights est sister, contents herself with Ubyssey offlce by 9:00 a.m. to­ reason also, he makes his daughters wear plain woollen dresses without Overstressed and unfitting as ls UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA, morrow. Limit is 200 words for frills and full skirts. the comparison, there are similari­ Edmonton, Mar. 11 (WIPU).— black and dull beige throughout the each candidate. play. STRUGGLE IN AOTION ties In the characters of the Rev­ Unlveralty of Alberta Dramatlo SHREWISH WIFE buff ot period of Louis Quatorse. erend Bronte and of Mr. Barrett, Society'a annual spring play The greateat bargain of the oam­ Only Miss Branwell, the girl's One chair in particular ls uphols­ from Wlmpole Street. While Eld- opened in Convocation Hall laat Miss Branwell, the maiden aunt, pua year. Two ahowa for the prioe maiden aunt, portrayed by Edith tered ln beaded tapestry. night. Tho presentation this yesr was a belle In her younger days ward Moulton-Barrett was nearer of one. Fifty eenta only. Spencer, who has given up her TO DRINK? sadism in his complex and sinister la 3. B. Prleatley's "Dangeroua and is still not unmindful of her fashionable life in Brussels to Corner," a very "modern" three- attire, being one ot tbe few char­ uniforms suitable to a pareonage Tbe point of highest emotional mentality, Mr. Bronte dominates bring up the three motherless girls, interest ln the plot of the play oc­ his helpless family through a act play. A modernistic sot with acters ln the play to wear silk. Her aarvant. dares wear fashionable silks. She streamlined furniture flnlahed In rich, red gown ts cut in the ex­ Though there is leas scope tor de­ curs in tbe business office of the senseless urge to tyranny—selfish, treats the girls with distant and printer when the two oldest and completely crushing trailer person­ gloaming chromium, and atrlktng treme of fashion with enormous sign In the male oostumes, these reserved manners so that they turn lighting effeeta, aot off tho rapid hoops and ruffles and worn with a are also designed to fit the charac­ most aggressive sisters whose writ­ alities with whom he comes in con­ to the old domestic servant, Tab­ ings had recently caused a sensa­ action of the play, the plot of large frilled cape. Mme. Meger, ters. Branwell Bronte, the neuro­ ltha, played by Adella Thurber, the tact. which rovolvoa about a person the shrewish wife ot Charlotte's tic and dissipated brother of tbe tion throughout the country under The bleak grlmnaea of Haw- assistant director of the play, for the pen names, Acton Bell and who Is already dead before tho Belgium teacher, ls also a devotee novelists, chooses a magnificent affection. orth pareonage, where the wind play opens. Last nlght'a presen­ ot the goddess ot fashion, attiring wine cutaway with waistcoat, richly Currer Bell, turn out to be women. aweepa over the moors with mat- tation waa ao successful that tho Tha aotlon reveals the struggle During this soene the two women anoholy power, la Intensified by herself In au attractive henna embroidered, while in contrast, his of Charlotte, Emily and Anne, dramatic exeoutive were able to gown with bands of dark brown stern father wears severe clerical do not know whether or not to this unreaaonlng, blind, egolotle announce this morning that thoy who arm characterised by Audrey drink brandy to oelebrate their personality that Insists on assert­ around the wide skirt. black throughout. The oomlo char­ Phillips, Beth Qlllandere and wero hanging out tho "Standing Mies Woolay, friend and con­ acter of the office boy who puts in newly-attained success. ing Itself In oruelty and Iron- Room Only" signs. Mary Meleod, to fulfill their lit­ The "true-to-llfe" serleusnosa olad discipline. fidante of Charlotte, oalebratea a brief appearance during the scene erary ambitions In the faoe of the her friend's wedding by wearing ln the publishing house, is made of thla play brought particularly (Continued on Pago S) opposition whieh they enoounter to notloe at tho death of the two ROWING a green and yellow striped wool more humorous by his overaise at homo and In a world full of dress, one of the moot eolorful younger elatero whose healtha Varsity's rowing erew will leave check coat and hla undcrslse trous­ prejudices against women writ­ Help the boya win the esrlse, and dresses In ths play. Tho remain­ have been Impaired during their for U. S., Friday In first big regat­ ers. All male costumes have the ers. see a good play as well. All for ing female oharaeter, Tabltha, long, narrow trousers, the high etay In Belgium, la brought to a ta of tho year. Watch Friday's The most striking stage set in ellmax with Charlotte's death fol­ fifty eenta. Ubyaaey for further notloe. the faithful Bronte maid, haa to cravats and the' frilled cuffs typi­ the play is the representation of eontent herself with the dull cal of the mid-Victorian era. lowing shortly after her marriage the French "salon" in the Brussels to the ourate, Nichols. boarding school which the girls at­ Other members of the cast are: 99 tend. The furniture is in gilt and Branwell, played by Oraham Dar­ The Three Sisters ling; Mme. Heger, Lorraine John­ Directe "Brontes son; Smith, Charles Locke or Fred Pretty Ushers Learn Hobson; Williams, Oeorge Shiles; Thackeray, Bob McCormack; Wil­ Fundamentals of lie Welghtman, Don Cameron; Rev. Walking With Grace Nichols, Lud. Beamish; M. Heger, Oeorge Lewis; Miss Wooler, Lois Still, and the office boy, Reg. Wil­ General impression of Varaity son. students is that only the actors This presentation is among the in the Spring Play have to re first of this play to be given in the hearse. But Pat MacRae could United States and Canada, as the tell them otherwise. play has never been produced pro­ For Patricia is in charge of the fessionally in North America. The house arrangements and of the production follows the new policy "ushering." As usual, the fairest of the Players' Club to produce well and most agreeable looking fe­ known heavier drama, a policy male members of the Players' which the audiences have received Club have ben chosen to perform with appreciation in "She Stoops to this task. They are the ones who Conquer," and particularly "Hedda have the closest contact with the Oabler," presented two years ago. public and who represent the club in the public eyes. Make-Up Presents Big Strange as it may aeem, how­ ever, even some pretty ladiea Problem to Players can't skim gracefully down an For tbe past week, Mary Moxon, aisle ahead of patrons, ao the chairman of the make-up depart­ ushers chosen are being taught ment, assisted by an able commit­ some of the fundamentals of tee, bas been working ln feverish graceful walking. haste to perfect make-ups for tbe There la also tho usual quota varied facials of the Brontes cast. The main obstacle, which haa Above are Audrey Phillips, Mary McLeod and Beth Gillanders, Miss Dorothy Somerset, talented director of "The Brontes.' of handsome doormen. This year even the great Jay Gould will bo been overcome. Is that of aging the who take the roles of Charlotte, Anne and Emily Bronte in the Miss Somerset has directed Players' Club productions for the at tho door taking tickets—per­ characters for a period ot SO yeara, production of "The Brontes." A special showing tonight in con­ past three or four years, and has been in charge of many haps his last public appearance many characters being middle-aged junction with the basketball game is arousing interest on the successes thla yoar. at the beginning ot the play. campus. Wednesday, March 10, 1937 x______s______S-SS______3S-_:

Get Your Double-Header Tickets: Gat Your DouHle-Header Tickets: "BRONTES - BASKETBALL" , "BRONTES - BASKETBALL" TODAY - 50c TODAY - 50c GREAT DOUBLE BILL TONIGHT: 6.45 0.15 COACH TELLS ALL; GIVES Final Battle Tonight? COLLEGIATE CAGERS ARE LOWDOWN ON U. HOOPERS SET FOR THE KILL TONIGHT "Wa haven't lost a gama since our half-time conference Figure on Win on Home Floor; They'll Watch One in the office . . . and wa're not staring now." . . . Maury Show and Put on Another-—in tha Gym Down in the Van Vllet office yesterday, Maury was do­ By HUGH SHIRREFF ing a little pre-game figuring dn tonight's game. The result Immediately following the flrst showing of the "Brontes" tonight of his brain twisting seemed to be that the boys at least comes the fourth and, we hope, the last game of the inter-city playoffs, wouldn't quit fighting (we knew that anyway), but as to between Province and the Varsity Senior A's. any definite prediction he'll leave that to Chuck "Spurgie" STUDENTS FAVORITES Jones, Province coach and notorious guesaer as to basket­ With a two-to-one lead in ball outcomes. JONES CAGEY games, and playing in their own SUPERSTITIONS backyard, tho Students aro strong The strangest thing about base­ HOOP STATISTICS IN CAGE favorltoa to do a giant killing Varsity— act and write flnls to tho melon- ball ls the strange number ot super­ Free Free stitions that infest the players' Field Throws Throws tossing activities of tho newsmen minds, but it seems that baseball Qoals Made Missed Fouls COMMENTS for the yoar. Down at tho V.A.C. 1st (lame B S gym on Saturday night, tho isn't the only screwy sport; wit­ 2nd (lame 15 By FRANK TURNER ness "Burp" Wllloughby'a mania 3rd (tame 16 4 Thunderbirds had enough of tho for shooting until he drops one ln ia Having reached tho stage of par­ rah-rah apirit to oko ont a thril­ Totals .. IB Maybe we're superstitious. Or perhaps it is just that this is such tial insanity in ono of tho wildest, before the game starts. The other Province— •7 ling 88*87 win, and It remains member of the "Gold-Dust Twins," 1st Clame 15 a good shot of our senior hoopers. Anyway, once again we give and most heetio press daya yester­ to bo soon whether tho Giants 2nd (lame 10 12 day, thia reporter settled in a Jim Bardsley, isn't aa 'queer' as Art 3rd Oame 15 11 you a candid camera shot of the last game before the playoffs can come through under adverse but you'll always see him passing I when the Thunderbirds gave the "Giants" their famous trounc­ aingle spot long enough to figure conditions. The odds aro all the pill to Willoughby so Art can Totals 40 16 13 81 thero should be a "Jones" angle to against them, but yon novor can ing. Art Willoughby has just broken through and in spite of the all thia pre-game babbla on to Bhoot. This same Jimmy plays the Varsity— close checking of Kennington, Purves and McLellan, sank the toll what may happen In this Part of the "Spirit of Relaxation" a. Pts. Fouls night's game—and here's tho result, yoar of upsets. Bardsley 3 IS 4 leather a split second later. The player who looms so big in the in the form of a short, pointed Despite all argumetfta to tho when he's on the floor, no matter Matthison 3 16 4 foreground of this tableau is none other than Rann Matthison, what he's doing when on the floor Wllloughby 3 20 3 phone conversation: contrary, tho Varsity shooting has Henderson 3 17 7 while just across from him is Bill Swan, whose deadly sniping has "OUT TO WIN" shooting, dribbling, or passing, Prlnsle 3 10 1 definitely beon "off" during tholr you'll see him taking his time. May- Swan 3 15 4 been the bane o fthe Newsies' existence, and who is expected to Says the Ubyssey stooge, using last few encounters and, say tho Armstrong .'. 8 1 1 count heavily in the students' game with the Jones Boys tonight. a pseudonym: "Chuch, what do you players, tonight is the night for he he's pretty smart at that, saving Province— his energy tor tbe tough spots. a. Pts. Fouls think about your chancea In the such things to cease. In tho last Kennlngton 3 B 6 fourth game at Varsity 7" To three games it is one or two men More snapshots ln the Van Vliet Bumstead 3 16 6 manner: Bill- Swan Is one player Purves 3 18 4 whieh tho wily Jones maestro re­ who did most of tho scoring, which Osborne 3 31 4 WILL THERE BE A REVIVAL plied interrogatively: "Who, and is all wrong. Varsity's style of that Maury can't figure. Before the Macl.ellan 3 11 7 game and on the bench, Swan does­ Harvey 3 10 4 what do you want to know for?" play calls upon every man to take n't seem to care whether he gets ln OF ANCIENT VICTORIAFEUD? Upon being assured that our In­ his share of tho shots. the game or not. But "Oh Boy," tentions wero not libelous, tho Pro­ One look at the free throwing By PRANK PBRRY vince mastermind oame back with situation confirms this as the blue when he's ln there he's the hardest Let's go into a basketball huddle with patriarchal Father Time for working player on either team. the conventional, "We're out to and gold squad haa been missing PLAY a minute and have him turn the clock back two years for us, while wo win." Maury's chief delight In winning a (Continued from Paso t) over fifty per cent, of their shots. game is that "Hunk" Hsnderson follow the birds on their backward flight to Victoria. But, to continue our dialogue: In an attempt to remedy this ma­ It is the reaction of the sisters Query:—"What happened on Sat­ never crabs tor at least five min­ and their brother, Branwell, to his It's the occasion ot the laat game ln the B. C. championship flnala jor calamity, Coach Maury Van utes after the final whistle. with the Capital City'a Blue Ribbons and Vancouver's Varsity, fighting urday night, tough breaks 7" Vllet has been making the boys character that makes up the tex­ Answer:—"No, we just lost." "Jo-Jo" Pringle Is the steadiest ture of the play. Charlotte, soaked a thrill-crowded basketball embrogllo for the right to meet the Blast for take fifty of the gift ahota a day. player in the,league, but he's actu­ the basket laurels of the Dominion. Query:—"Don't you think the WILLOUGHBY IN FORM ln the Victorian concept of filial Collegians' home floor will be a ally embarrassed when anvbody devotion, acquiesces and humors The gull city gym ls crowded—with the front bleachers occupied The gamo agalnat Ellensburg mentions that little fact. Mr. Van disadvantage ? " last Thursday aaw tho return to the old man; yet she has courage, by the good citizens of Pattullo Town, while far up ln the smoke-filled Answer:—"No, we've taken them form of Art Wllloughby, and to Vllet says ho never knows what Anally, to leave him and marry, gallery sit a weaving, arm-waving victory-crazy, yelling throng of Rann Matthison is going to do before on their own floor, and we prove that It was not a moro when he has turned with strange Thunderbird supporters. Far, far down on the floor, Just able to dis­ can do it again." next; nobody else does either, cruelty and revoked his permission flash In the pan, "Burp" turned Maury. Sddla Armatrong ls a good cern the milling, Blue-Gold mob is a lone Varsity yell leader vainly Query:—"Well, then, Chuck, you In a Stirling performance on Sat­ for her marriage. Anne, a normal, figure on wiping the court with defensive player and most reliable sweet, wholly appealing character, attempting to extricate himself from the barrage of tomatoes, old shoes, urday night. In the opinion of sub on the team. He played tor and other miscellaneous missiles hurled at him by the pro-Victorian Van Vliet's cagers in the coming the Cheney coach and our own In sheltered by the strong fibre ot battle?" Province when they won the Dom­ Charlotte's temperament: but the Blue Ribbon crowd. Maury Van Vllet, Art ia one of inion Championship and was also life of the parsonage and her own Tbe Thunderbirds are playing against a team that spells "ultimate" Answer:—"I'm not expecting any the best play makers on tho Pa­ on Varsity's champ team. Prank walkover, if we can rub it in by a cific Coast and on the largo hereditary illness overcome her ln basketball perfection. On the lineup are the invincible Chapman one-point victory I'll be happy." Varsity floor he will have a real Mitchell doesn't get much chance and cause her death. The poetess, brothers, Chuck and Art, assisted by Porky Andrews, Red Martin and with all the rest of the stars, but Emily, strong, withdrawn, aloof And from such a conversation, chance to ahow hts prowess. Maury thinks he's the best prospect Doug Peden. Opposing them are "Bugs" Bardsley, Oeorge Pringle, this writer sort of got tho idea that Jimmy Bardsley has not found from the pettiness of social conven­ Ralph Henderson, Art Willoughby and Bill Swan. on the team. "Spud" Davis is per­ tion, solves her own destiny and Mr. Chuck Jones hasn't any illu­ his shooting eye in this seriea, but haps the most conscientious mem­ meets death with lonely courage. Thes core is knotted at 37-all and only a tew minutes are left before sions about the "Crushal" game, he'a had a real headache in trying ber on the team—always in good tbe final whistle. What a set-up tor those Varaity opportunists to take but he's not floundering either. It's to hold down Bob Oaborne, high- condition; he's a good sub centre. the basketball palm ot the West! This story, however, like "The a safe bet that when hia elongated scoring Newsle. This ex-Varsity "Hank" Hudaon has one ot the best Oat your Brontes-Baskotball tlok- Newsies trot on the Varsity floor star has been poison to the Studes Brontes," has a sad conclusion. The final score was 88 for Blue Ribbons, tonight they'll come on with fire in in the previous gamea, but "Bugs" eyes on the team; it's nearly a et right now. Only 60 eenta. 37 tor Varsity. cinch he'll score when he lets fly. their eyes, and murder In their figures that it is his turn to be Prank "Curly Harper" Turner is a The most dangerous player on Now let's get back to the present. That lamentable finish provided hearts—page Van Vliet t watched and he will be out for good relief man—works hard and the Province team is Osborne, who a very unhappy basketball climax two years ago, but today, with the points in this crucial tilt tonight. is fast enough to worry the oppo­ at this time is leading the race for Domino game drawing near, that match ot two years ago is the impetus Joe Pringle and Rann Matthison sition. scoring honors. Another Province for a good deal of chop-licking. For the squad ot super dynamic hoop- INTRAMURALS are proving "gold nuggets" on tho everybody knows how the team player who bears watching is Pur­ sters who trundle out to the basketball floor this year for Varaity ia TODAY Thunderbird rear guard. Although flocks into Maury's office at half- ves, but with "Henny" to shadow practically the same one that played against Blue Ribbons ln that event­ So. '87 versus So. '38. their point - gathering activities time for a little pep talk; what the him, "Long John" won't get many ful game of two yeara ago. On the other hand, the revamped Dominoea Arts '39 versus So. '40. have not been prolific, their snatch­ coach tells them we don't know, points. A thorn in the side of Var­ ing of Province heaves has boon sity on Saturday was Bumstead, have none of the old-guard Blue Ribbons with the exoeption of the FRIDAY nothing short of phenomenal. but it certainly must be dynamite. Chapman brothers. Tom Mansfield and Dick Wright, who sparkplugged The team hasn't lost a game since but Pringle promises to work on Arts '39 versus Sc. '39. Tonight—two shows for the prioe they started doing that and you can him tonight, and Arne won't get a the squad ln 1935, are no longer present, but t oflll their shoes Varsity SATURDAY of one. Brontes and Baaketball. take it from Van Vliet that they chance to get hot tonight. has Eddie Armstrong and Rann Matthison, a duo that spells perfection Sc. '40 versus Sc. '87. Oet your duoat now while thoy won't start tonight. — A. JONES in any language. laat. THE N. H. L. HAS A "BIG SIX" WHY NOT US?

Hare 's six very big reasons why Chuck Jones' Province team are going to bow out of the playoff picture tonight. It's pretty tough trying to get these su ed cage stars to keep stationery long enough to "pan" 'em, but we did—yessir. On the left you'll find the Blue and Gold squad's fiery, fighting captain, Jimmy "Bugs Bardsley, who'll continue his constant driving through the Newsy defense tonight. Eyes right, and you'll see one of the smoothest players in B. C., Art "Burp" Willoughby, current leader in scoring. Next in line, and a new cut at that, is none other than "Long John" Purves' nemesis, Ralph "Hunk" Henderson. One more shift, and you're confronted with Varsity's trickster on defense, speedy Rann Matthison. Next, rebound-snatching dead-eye George "Joe" Pringle, who is going great guns in this series. Last, but fsr from least, we come across Bill "Ducky-Wucky Swan. Another of the regulars not planted above is Eddie Stringer" Armstrong, who did a swell job of checking Purves in the final minutes of Isst Saturday's game. '