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I VOL. XVI., NO. 12. SALEM HIGH SCHOOL, SALEM, OHIO, DECEMBER 20, 1935 PRICE 5 CENTS NATIVE IS Salem Cagers Down Lisbon JUNIOR F~TE H.P. HEYNE SPEAKER For Second Victory SUCCESS 'TALKS Dancing to and fro about both "The Social and Educational Life ' BY BOB WlllTEmLL for Salem and the quarter ended large and small Christmas trees Stressing the need fo,r greater of the People of India" was the Sports Editor with Sa.lem leading by a 9 to_ 7 beneath a blue and white decorated safety in the homes and on the subject of an interesting discourse count. ceiling repre(>ents a scene at the highway, Mr. H. B. Heyne, safety . by Dr. s. R. Dhalwani, native of Coach Herb Brown's Salem High As the secondi quarter opened annual Junior class party held last engineer of the State Industrial Pari, India, in a talk before the Quakers took a step toward the Shears sunk a gift shot but Ikirt Friday in the Salem High School Commission, addressed the student student b.ody, a week ago Tuesday. county title by defeating a fight- scored a fielder. PukaJski, who gym. All about the walls were pine ·body last Tuesday morning. He · Dr. Dhalwani, who has an estab­ in.g Lisbon High quintet 28-17 in showed promise of being another branches and across the back of told of the immense toll of deaths lished· residence in Cleveland, is a "ti ' 1 · d · th the orchestra shell was written an excI ng game P aye Hl e "Dead Eye" sunk a bucket but in the United' States caused by ac- graduate of Western ·Reserve Den­ Quakers' gym last Tuesday night. Frasco evened things up as he "Merry Xmas". cidents which are due to careless- tal University. A capacity crowdi witnessed the Preceding the dance there was a ness and misunderstanding. scored a two pointer. Delmar "G d M h" · h . h b t In an early part of his talk he e.ncounter. S h ff ran arc m w Ic a ou one "Safety", declared Mr. Heyne, is c a er made good a free throw hundred and forty juniors took told of the great chances for edu_­ The Brownmen showed improve- and Lisbon called time. ' part. At .the beginning of the a problem which we have to solve. cation here in America. Back in ment m. all departments of play We may solve it by applying past · Brooks dribbled in and scored for march a "Santa Claus" distributed India, the restrictive caste system and their tight defense limited the observations and experiences".· prevents modern educative methods. foe to six hard earned• field goals. Lisbon but Pukalski sunk another candy canes to he students. At the Accidents Take Toll There students. unable to combine Lis·' bon -i.-ew first blood when long shot. The. Quakers led 15-13 end of the march the piece, "Santa ui at ·half time. Claus is Coming to Town," was He continued with the statement work and study, it being a belief Brooks, fouled by Pukalski, sunk Quakers Rally sung. Following this the dance be- that 36,000 people·were killed in the that a student who· works his way the gift shot but Clay Raynes , gan. The music was furnished by United States last year in automo- through college loses the respect of came bl!-Ck to sink two free throws In the third canto (the Quakers Jack Bernhart and his orchestra. bile accidents.' Ninety-two per cent his classmates. to put Salem in the lead. staged a great rally that netted During the intermission a pro- of these dea th s were caused b y ve- Dr. Dhalwani explained the struc­ / them nine points while holding hicles driven by p~ople who had a Vanaman duplicated Raynes' feat, 'their opponents to one. gram was presented by pupils of year's experience. Most of them ture of the caste system, which however, and the . Quakers again the Bettie Lee School of Dance. , originated in 2000 B. C., but is now found themselves a point behind. Pukalski, running up under the The program follows: Joyce Wach- occurred on .days when the weather becoming more or less extinct. Shears, who played a bang-up basket, received a pass from smith, tap dance; Donna Jean was favorable. and .the pavements "In India," declared the doctor, game, banked one through the Lutsch and conve~d it into a . 'Cvoess,,,, 1er, song an d t ap; Elaine Mc- dry. Therefore, he pointed out, "eating is considered a formality." meshes but Brooks tossed one in score. Shears, fouled by Frasco, Gh•ee, aero b a t·IC nove ItY, Pat tie highway accidents are caused by He continued with the statement: over his head and Shears' efforts made the gift shot. Pukalski "scored P h'lI lips, song and tap; Eldon Gib- persons wpo have developed lax on another long_ shot but Korn sunk b t d w· .f d t and careless driving habits. "Indians, for the· most part, eat only Went for naugh.t. ons, ap ance; Im re S rader 1 with the right hand, viewing With a charI"ty throw· ·. · This· was all the and Pat Sharkey, team tap dance; .- "There are three essentI"als I·n distaste the manneT 'of eating as- it At this point of the game Brian scoring the county seat lads were Maxine Bradley, song and tap. Ac- driving an automobile," Mr. Heyne is practiced: in America." While' replaced Slagle. Raynes grabbed to do this period. , companists for the program were ·stated, "these are the following : a rebound from 0 telling of strange customs, he spoke . the backboard· and Shears tossed in two successive Mrs. Ray Kenneweg and Miss Bet- PI~ nty of common se·nse • two ey es of marriage in In

\ • 2 THE QUAKER THE QUAKER Sleep Foils Attempt "Christmas Gifts" -4fl+o~ To See Santa Publii>he-0 Weekly by the S.tudents of A piece of white paper, a bit of red SALEM HIGH SCHOOL, SALEM, OHIO Christmas Eve: string, Brinted by the Salem Label Co., Salem, 0. "And all through the house A sprig of ·bright holly, made a Editor-in-9hief "Not a creature was stirring" wonderful thing; Charles S. Freed, Jr. PATTER When suddenly out of the dark- I thought as I answered the ri:ig Assistant Editors ness of the stair steps comes a ' at the door, Such a beautiful package I had Jane Me~r Katherine Zimmer creeping tremulous form clad, not By T. J. Loschinskey never seen before. Reportorial Staff in the provincial white night gown, Bob Schwartz , Marjorie Eckstein Nothing like sectionalism in its cap an\t candle, but in purple and Wade McGhee place. Of course, there is "section- green striped pajamas, tousled head Now who could have sent it? We Jean McCarthy Betty Martin will very soon know, Dean Gla&<> Nannee Gibbs ' Joe Pales alism", and "sectionalism". For in­ andl flashlight. So removing the ~rapper, .we saw stance about this time, Gape Town The flashlight guides the eager Sports Re.porter below, !Quaker staff. It doesn't have to be figure to the tree and to the back Bob Whitehill On ~hat pretty white paper, Cit is singing "Jing1e Belles". ,of it, where the figure seats itself Columnists com1iortably, takes out a ham- was a surprise) William K. Crouch Then tpo, there is "monotony" burger, extinguishes the :flashlight, A beautiful sticker of unusual size. Bob Hostetler and "monotony", but not on the and waits. "Don't open till Christmas," we Feature Writ.era Quaker staff. It doesn't have to be The room settles down in quiet. read with a start. Kenneth Leipper Justine Stamp William Wagoner the gypsy in me that makes me ask Suddenly a snore, Jwo snores, and Now who in the wodd could have Theda Jane Loschinskey Jean Layden for my assignment.-How to keep even three snores, interrupt the such coldness of heart, Betty Fifer Mary Schi.ffer James Bruce young: Just follow Metzger around silence. To send us a package, wrapped up Lauretta Greenisen Jane Woods and ca._ter to tlhose moods! In the morning that figure shall so alluring, curse itself, for the experiment ha!.5 Staff Art Work Then to add such restrictions, was Dick Da.Vis Speaking of gypsies, read the ex- failed again, foiled by tha.t villain 'way past enduring. BUSINESS MANAGBR tremely youthful "Calm Yourself" "SJeep." Gabby Hixenbaugh still Charles DavidsoD, Jr. l:>;y · .Samething-ar..iother Hope. I doesn't know if there is a Santa But that troublesome package, ·just doubt if that'll be a book-report, Claus. sitting around, BUS.INESS STAFF teachers don't appreciate Mr: Hope, As though not quite sure the right Bob Battin, Assistant Bus. Mgr. Acquila SOlomon I 1fbink, but YOU mightl try him. TRANSFUSION WITHOUT place it found, Bill Jones,' Circulation Mgr. Oh, youth! Snow-balling, sniffles, CONFUSION Just got on my nerves, though I Bernice Mathews, Sec'y David Hart and mug-abou·ts ! This is sure didn't care Don Beattie Verna Carpenter Hundreds of human lives have terrible, sock weather, however, been save.ct in Russia in the last What was in it, who sent it or how, FACULTY ADVISERS there's always the possibility of a when or where. R. W. Hilgendorf H. c. Lehman five years by using "canned~' blood Subscription Rate, $1.50--Per Year thaw. There's romance in the fu- for transfus1on cases. This is a So To subscribe, mail name and address with remittance to Manager or ture of a Slide, for instance. Al- contribution of the dead to help when I send a package to a The Quaker, Salem High School, Salem, Ohio. ways remember the smooth sur- the living .and is being tried out in friend, well or sick, Entered as second-class mail December 1, 19'21, at the· ·post office at Sa­ I will ~dd this inscription: "Sure, face and think then of the ignom­ this country for the first time. The lem, Ohio, under the Act of March 3, 1879. · open it quick!" iny of a slushy spot of goo. Ah. blood is taken only, from bodies of ~ unsung heroes! persons who died suddenly. The VOL. XVI. DECEMBER 20• 1935 NO. 12 ''canning" can .be done six or seven Christrµas Books On Again on books,-here's a honey, hours after death because the red -for a book-report. Am I making corpuscles of the blood remain alive Reserve a lot of friends! It's Kipling's long after death and can be used There are many books on reserve "Barrack-Room Ballads."-It is 4 for transfusions three of four in the library concerning Christ­ inches by 5 and contains 150 pages. weeks later. The blood is kept mas. Some are stories, other tell -It's poetry,-but! For instance: sterile, is tested against ' disease, of interesting presents to give for "One ray of priceless hope I see classified as to type and "canned" Christmas or how to p1an a Yule­ Before my footstepa shine; "in glass: containers in an elec- tide party. These books can be Just think, that she'll be eighty-one trk refrigerator. Advantages of taken out and kept over the holi­ When I'm forty-nine." [ 'canned" blood are that it is on days and returned the week that L. Support The Team! "My Rival"-Kipling hand for immediate use. Time. is school resumes. Christmas is coming again, tra­ Salem mgh, having closed a · rather successful football season, now saved by eliminating the hunt for Miss Lehman made the following turns its attention to that ever popular sport, basketball. Tpe team la, and it recalls to mind other out­ standing seasons in my varied ca­ a blood donor of the required type. suggestion, "Books would be a de­ this year is "green" to say the least. It is inexperienced. It is young reer. There was,-,-for instance the An autopsy on the body irom which lightful present for friends or rela­ But, there is no reason, why, if given the proper support of the school time when, in pajamas and those the blood is taken, removes all tives for Christmas. If you have it cannot be a winning team. · wooly, rabbit-ear slippers I waited hazard of transmission of disease been in doubt as to what · to buy Editorials have been, and al.ways will be written on this subject of ·behind the kitchen stove for Santa through trans!usioh, such a com- 'them, purchase an interesting fic­ school spirit. Perhaps it is carried to extremes. But we, the editorial Glaus. and when he did come, he plete test being impossible on a tion book which I'm sure everyone 'staff, feel that we cannot stress too much the need for good backing and wore ice-skates,_:_my childish heart living donor. Prices of blood re- would appreciate." cooperation from the student body. quired for eaoh transfusion now was .broken,-what, no reindeer! Boys play basketball, for two reasons, it is assumed-because they run from $15 to $50 and up This Speaking of the season, out-of­ Walter Winchell's description of like the game, and because they like their sohool. Now. basketball, as item is eliminated by the use of town mail has trebled itself in Broadway gives us a desire to go a game, never lets them down. It always affords them the excitement, "canned" blood. Santa Claus, Indiana and Chriat­ there. He says, "Broadway is a exercise, and thrills they love. But this is not always so true of the rrlas, Florida, for the sake of post­ place where people spend money school. Sometimes it lets them down. There is a weird story about a marks. That's what comes of they haven't. earned to buy things Student body, of Salem High School, we appeal to you. Support guy who started selling rhubarb as choosing silly names. At least no they don't need to impress people the team, cheer-for it, pray for it, and see that it wi.ru:J for you. a type of bloodshot celery. ' one has any inclinations of that they don't like. sort toward Salem, ·but I'll bet there Danger Ahead '3.re people who'd like "Bingville". Daily Paper Revolutionizes ver interesting are the points of discussion which have sprung up on a letter. ""ll'•' the present international crisis in Africa. Well, as ,Charlie crabs: Scholastic 1ournalism " 'Twas the night before Christmas. 1"·~r. when Italy attempted to imitate Japan's 1932 move­ When all through the "news" me... ""lmi ··,1und that such breaches of etiquette were not so simple A daily school ]/lewspaper in a is published. A daily is able eve'h Not a creature was stirring, as the; see wr!. high school of nine· hundred en­ to scoop the city newspaper by Not even a "muse". When &Ue intervened on Ethiopia's side of the question, I1 rollment on a yearly budget of less printingi' school news first and: can GUBBYE. Duce chose t.. ,orn their action. But when the league's embargo went than three hundred dollars is · the publish stories before pupils have into effect he became belligernt and •bullying in all his foreign relations achievement of the 'Huntington (In­ a chance to spread the news in the Here. in America, no matter whrut Roosevelt is criticized for, his "T~IGGLE . THBY" d>iana) High school. corridors or classrooms: stand regarding our foreign policy is undoubtedly the best. The answer to this seemingly With such a paper, the financial The Embargo on arms to the contesting nations prevented kept our CThung to the tune of "Jingle impossible ·project is one sheet problem practically ceases to exist. Beuth") diplomatic relations with the league UilS>trained. All's well and good mimeographed on both sides. The With a budget of one-sixth to one­ But when oil, a material not on our Embargo ruct, was kept from Thigglethby, Thigglethby daily news· content approximates tenth of the usual figure, the sub­ flowing into Italy in on ever increasing stream, by means of extra car- Thilvia all the day, two thousand! words, so that in scription' price can be lowered, with ricula political activity, .Mussolini became angry, undoubtedly because Oh what fun it ith to lithp and five issues each week as much news a corresponding: increase in the war for him, without oil is impossible. thtutter all the wayayay, is carried as is usually printed in number of subscribers. Advertising Let Italy's dictator make his threats of world wide war! With the Thigglethby, Thigglethby 1 the average weekly of five columns, is carried, not for revenue, but be­ Atlantic between Italy and America safety if possible. But with a fuse Thilvia all along, four pages. Instead of hiring com­ cause it furnishes educational op­ of oil going out from Ameriica and ending in the fire in Europe, may God Oh what fun it ith to thing thith mercial printers to do the "d1rty portunity to those working in that .have mercy where this fire-cracker blows. . thimply thimple thong! I with · that ·I could lithp like work," the pupils themselves actu­ departm~nt. ally perform all the work necessary Prof: Give me an example of "I'm a fellow who believes in 'long thyee and thyee could thpeak Meeting a daily deadJline dupli­ in publishing the paper. It is thus Paradox. engagements." like me, cates more nearly actual conditions possible to get out a pa;per that is Student : A man a mile "Oh, a cautious lover, eh?" For then you'd not know which in the field of journalism. The dead~ to mock . me or Thibble- just as legible as the printed! page and only moving 10 feet. "No, an orchestra leader." line cannot be extended, as so often thby! at a fraction of the usual cost. "This is the nuts," said the il­ The printed weekly or bi-weekly happens with a weekly publication, "'by: A small roll is better than literate · squirrel as he dug up hIS The Reader's Digest calls II Duce, is not really a "new's" paper at all, even when the best of intentions ~.f. winter's food supply. Muscle-in-i. Get it? since the news is old: by the time it prevail. f .

.THE QUAKER 3 Band Tryouts SOCIETY. NEWS News Briefs EXCHANGE C01npleted Anna Mae Slaby ·and,. Jolri1 Shea 1 Ruth Cornwall won the G. A. A. The ·The following Christmas poems (Continu~om Page 1) visited in Youngstown last week. .tennis tournament this year when were included in the December issue Ross Seese, Gerry Maitla:r+d, 'Rog­ she defeated Polly Silvers, 6-3, 6-1, of the Junior High Quakerette: seen before, and the third part con sists of group tryouts. er .Maitland andl Anna Mae Lozier in the final match. Approximately ~aggin' The band has two new instru sixteen girls participated in the Visited in Ravenna d'uring vacation. WHAT I SAW CHRISTMAS EVE ments, an E flat. s_axaphone and a tournament: Alden West spent last Friday and Tongue helicon base. New mu.sic has also Saturday hunting in the Southwest Across the snow the sound of bells! been purchased which includes con English teachers of Junior and part of Ohio. A sleigh comes into view test additions for the state and Senior High and the principals of - Dorothy Theiss spent the week­ BILL CROUCH Filled with candy and! with toys, national contests for 1936. ·elementary schools are at work em!J .before last. ilJi Alliance. "Love is blonde". !: the studious students on his brand • • . ,_." ,!. , . . As all wait for Santa Claus. Scanties: Betty Martin has pennies here to pay postage ex­ "Maybe I 'll have. a. few moments new flute. a. habit of parlVn' at the Club penses ·from North Pole." to . s~ar~, re.member-I said maybe." But the door opened and every­ with Tweetzy . . . rumor hath * * * S. H. S. Alumnus one sobered up and turned· his nose ,Andi . so ort~'till we realize that Flash-Crush Of The Week­ it, however, that her later back into the ·books. another fair. member of the Junior None other than .the popular Ou ts tan ding heartthr9b is Bob Schwartz . The only t):J.ing the teacher said Class' has broken into print. Word to the women Senior boy, Ray Hinckley, and Ed. Beck, Salem High alumnus, was that he was glad he had such She's about five feet four and: a About the Senior play the equally popular senior gal, class of '32, was given honorable a trustworthy class. half, eyes of brown with matching you may not have seen the Verna Brown. V·erna plays in mention on · the Associated! Press curly hair. Her biggest worry, at Donahey-Astry embrace but the band and Ray's the school "Little All-Aemrica." The team was the moment, seems' to be \ vhy' Mr. cyou must have heard the Dona­ electrician-the general idea is picked from a country-wide survey Compliments Brown 'insists ·upon the basketball hay-Astry smooch . Not that ·Ray was working on top ,,. boys gettin' in so early. the crush of the week, but of a ladder on the stage one of small college stars. of This young lady sits behind the : honorable ~ention . . Vanc6 day, Verna was playing in the Beck, a senior at Newberry col­ band, and Mr. Hinckley "fell". lege, South Carolina, was outstand­ wh~el of ~ ·- bee-u-tee-fool bll,ie Hud- . Stewart and Rita McNichol S'KORMAN'S son. (Accompanied: by her best beau . The first New Year's Res· I * * * ing in football while in high school. most 'of the time). olution . . Birk's gonna get a I f.eel a ·bit of sentiment com­ new horn on the crate. ing on, so - Marry Christmas She's a member of Hi-Tri, is be­ and Whoopee New Year. (Just AFTER THE BAND DANCE, MEET AND EAT AT sto~ed! with an honorary position Harroff is playing Santa a different version). of feature writer on the Quaker Claus to some of the tots at HAINAN'S RESTAURANT !'taff, and has.. a. seat reserved on one of the Salem Department DANCE SPECIAL ! rthe library staff. ' ' .stores this year. Incidentally' Merry Christmas and C,HOCOLATE MARSHMALLOW SUNDAE, IOc If you don't perchance, know this this boy is quite a card player, Happy New Year! charming member of S. H. S., by all but Lady Luck has frowned on means, make Henry give you a him lately. For this reason one THE LINCOLN knock-down. of or proofs is betting two milk­ ·MARKET C and A MERRY CHRISTMAS '.f'!"e ~ ·veeks were taken .them, _and don't talk; over . t ree nuts. The meat is sen'ed with up wi1. '· "YOUts, and the minutes. Also, when you don't have and boiled rice.' la.st with rg of growps of an assignment. hold up your hand three or fou.. 11 ' .;e. tryouts cov- and go andi ask a friend for it when A HAPPY NEW YEAR! ered every sect1LY1 andl every mem­ ·the teacher grants you the ' per­ After School or Plwy Visit ber of the band. mission. If your seat squeaks, don't The 48 most capable are to be squeak it, and if your frie~ want MODERN GRILL SPIC AND SPAN CLEANERS selected to make up the Concert to talk without getting permission Delicious Sandwiches and R" ~ 1, for this season. from the teacher, don't talk with Soft Drinks Phone 834 264 East State· is Mr. Braut~gam's hope to be them but just ignore them. When ."le: to enter a district contest, hi will take a lot of work and cooJieration for both him and the A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A bancll members. HAPPY NEW YEAR • • SHEEN'S • • In one day's time the heart SUPER SERVlCE pumps enough bloocll to fill an REISMAN'S STORES ordinarY' railroad tank car. Wish You -a Merry Christmas and /MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WISHING YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS A Prosperous New Year II HAPPY NEW YEAR! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM YOUR FISK DEALER 383 North Lincoln A venue -"RSO'S Fruit Store ALTHOUSE SUPER SERVICE Phone 1977 Salem, Ohio rHE QUAKER . 5 Qriaker Gridders Make. All "Big·Six"

FOUR PICKED ON THE ALL-COUNTY TEAM FIRST TEAM SECOND TEA.J.'\i Julian Awarded Center Berth COUNTY SQUAD MoGucken East Palestine ------LE ------Dolansky, Salem Moncrief, Wellsville ------LT ------Larkins, East Liverpool Oit Mythical N.E.O. Squad Four members of the Salem High Schoolcraft East Liverpool ______LG ---- · --~------Vitalune, Lisbon football team were selected for the Julian, Sal~m ------G ------DeSarro, Wellsville INTRAMURALS' :when the Ali-Big . Six football Salem News All-C'olumbiana Coun­ Moffett, Salem ------·----- RG ------Williams. Wellsville team was selected it was found Oliver, East Liverpool ------R~ ------Zimmerman! Sal~~ ty football team. Three .others TEAMS PICKED that one Salem gridder, Les Julian, Connell, Wellsville ------RE ------Proctor, East Liverpoo1 was named on that team. were listed on the second team Pukalski, Salem ------Baick ------Cha;plow, East Palestine while two were given honorable West, Salem ------Back ----~------Brown, Wellsville First team (Dukes),--Capt. Joe Seven (count 'em) members of mention. Steffon, East Liverpool ------Back ------Vocial, East Liverpool Nonno, Vance Stewart, Ray Detell, the undefeated Massillon High Vanaman, Lisbon ------Back ------Williamson, Salem Bruce Whitcomb, Bud Holroyd, and Tigers were honored by being Lester Julian, scrappy and hard Honorable mention-Ends, Freeland, Wellsville; Tyconieuich, East Harry Bischel. awarded positions on the first playing center was selected :bo hold Liverpool; Korn, Lisbon. Tackles, DeRienzo, Salem. Guards, Bortner. East Palestine. Backs, Snyder, Salem; Trainor, Wellsville; Duffey, East Second team (Falcons) - Capt. teams. down that position. Harry "Bar­ Liverpool. rel" Moffett was named as ,right Don Krausse, Fritz Branntsch, How­ Pete Zamaitis, the plucky Alli­ guard and in the

6 I THE QUAKER \ French Studes Promising Young Author Turns A Word From STAIRS CAUSE FALL The Staff- Golden silence was rudely shat­ Correspond Out ·Master"Aiece tered by the clatter of wooden heels W·e would like every one to. as a fair young Junior descended ·Several members of the French Bob Dumbull was one of the very low thru the door but he did not know that contributions from' the the school stairs two at a time. II class have been corresponding best men in the factory when he kill him so he got on a horse and student :body are urged. Sometimes Then came the grating sound of with students in France. One of worked but he was layed off 'cause rode after the crook and saw your contributions although very finger nails scraping against a rail­ these is Jean Kingsley. Her corre­ fourmen was down on him and he Hairy so he killed him and the well written canno.t be used. We ing as the lass attempted to check. spondent is Elisa Harambusee who said I'll shoe them I will he said .. Stooge feller was shucking up be­ are going to tell you the reason her rapid descent. But alas! Her goes to a girls' school at Bayonne. So he started out to hich hike a hind but Bob took off his hat and and hope that you will understand hands failed to get a grip, and five W.hy you d1'd not see your art1'cle in In their correspondence Elisa has nairplane and man who 'sayed bis looked in the mirer and seed the feet five of feminine humanity slid told Jean of the ,Fvench education- name were "homely Hairy" picked Stooge and took out a two gun or print. down the remaining five steps and al' system which is very different him up with a skY hook and too~ maybe a three gun htJ,t anyway he In the first place we have to de­ strawled ungracefully across the from the one of this country. him and went toward New York kiiled him with a brick cause. he pend upon the advertisements to floor. The low scream emitted by There ,are eleven forms in the and said he could get a 'job in the did' not ·have any ·bullets and the help finance our paper. When we the prostrate figure ·brought a rush French system, . the eleventh being air force for a man named Silbert man was dead after he dropped have a lot of ads we have to cut of feet and, amid astonished ques­ similar to the first grade and the Stooge and althoo Bob did not no out of the airship any-who cause ~own on our features because the tions and derisive laughter, the first form similar to that of the it the man was a crook who was his heart stopped. Bob got a re­ teatures . don't .pay and the ads humiliated junior arose and quitted twelfth grade. very bad and Bob did not no it at ward and whent to see his'n girl ~o. the scene. The colleges are· different in that all about the crook but that Hai,.., who through her neck in his arms We also like to get stories about •J The,hair of the unfortunate miss the students are not made to study, fellow did not tell him so he did and creid Mine heros she exclaimes as many of the ones in school as mentioned abov•e is light brown, her and . they must attend class. only not know about the crook . ... ;. and,_ they got married and lived in possible. As you know there are eyes are also brown, and she's one when there is a test. when he was worked fer the feller a penthouse for happily iver after .some who are more popular and are of Salem High's important (?) per­ The students go to school on Sat­ he got wise at him and decided to cause Bob had the hundred dol- in more activities than others and sonages. That description mmst urday. They have Thursday as a ketch the crooks. So · he taked out lers reward so they wer.e happy thevefore their names appear more free day. , s~rve as identification, for to give h. is· sword and ran the Stooge. fel- they were yes sir! times in the paper. h er ac t ual name pas· been forbid- There ave . no .co-educational We cannot use scandalous articles den. schools in France. The .summaries: Chapel Program conce;rning the pupils even if it may Up to this time, Jean and Elisa be funny or interesting because we have exchanged papers, stamps, FOR THE FAMILY - Nace, <~o~t~~~-e-~-~~~-~:ge1 s:> o 2 Presented can't afford to hurt the ones it's G. E. REFRIGERATOR cards and pictures. 'about, as the newspaper would ·be Inman, g ...... O 2 2 MAYTAG WASHER making enemies for itself. . Ask about or Xmas Plan! A Christan.as · Chapel Program is Vacation Comes, But we still solicit your contribu­ Now Down Payment, 12 to 36 Totals ...... 7 3 17 to be presented under the direction Months to Pay! Joy Reigns Score by quarters: tions and suggestions and appre­ of Mrs. Satterthwaite as a final as­ ciate them. STAMP HOME STORES, INC. "Ah 1Sweet Mystery of Lif.e at last Salem · · · · · · · · · · · 6 8 15 23-23 sembly before dfr<;m~~al ~or tthte I've found The~." What, Bill Ben- Lisboill ...... 2 7 7 17-17 annual holiday vacation, this after­ Salem's harriers, who were run­ nett singing? There surely must Referee-Lindsay (Struthers). noon. Not only high school stu­ ners-up in the state cross-country dents .will appear, but also students be something ,wrong. meet, are to be presented! with small SALE.JM ALTHOUSEJ STUDE-. in the lower grades. STATE Here comes Jack Stanely and he's BAKERS-56 G . F. T. ·silver track shoes in the near future. THEATRE The program is as follows: smiling! Who's that whistling? McQuilken, f . . ... -:: . . . . 3· 1 7 SALEM, OHIO Of all people, Walter Holmes! This 4 10 "Adeste Fideles"-6th. grade- Zelle, f .....' ...... 3 Driver Woodworking Tools for FRIDAY AND SATURDAY is getting serious. Culler, f ...... 3 2 8 Miss Redinger. the Home Craftsman What is th!'! cause of this out- Filp, c ...... '...... 1 1 3 Sextet-Brass-Mr. Brautigham. "STARS OVER "Silent Night"-lst grade,-Miss burst of happiness? There must H l: v .. " ...... 2 'A'.aJ{SOIO:>W: I BROADWAY" Beardmore. be something in the air. Let's see. M. Linder, g ...... , ... 3 0 6 I With James Melton, Pat O'Brien, Spring coming? No; this is ·only Nedelka ...... 2 1 5 "Cantique de Noel" - Mixed Jean Muir Chorus. December 20. A date? Surely not! Pauline, c ...... 2 0 4 SUNDAY AND MONDAY Christmas Carols-Student Body. Jack Stanely or Bill Bennett with Snyder, c ···· ····· ··· ·· 1 0 2 "WHIPSAW" a date. -with - Oh! I have it! Friday, Decem-. Totals...... 2·2 12 56 MYRNA LOY ber 20, last day of school-for SPENCER TRACY awhile. That's it, these boys, and the rest of the student body and SALEM HDWE CO. facult,y, are going to enjo ya two GRAND weeks vacation. No more school THEATRE until January 6, Hurrah! ! ! FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Students Complete THE GEORGE O'BRIEN English Classic · -in - SMITH "WHISPERING Mr. Brautingam's English three CQ. SMITH SPEAKS" classes finished Charles Dickens' SUNDAY AND MONDAY "Tale of Two Cities" last Thurs­ TWO FEATURE PICTURES! day. This work was completed with an Objective Test over . the book. The girls' pushball league has a Jones' Delicious Little "ESCAPE FROM Each person was given an pen name large number of rooters-most of XMAS GIFTS! DEVIL'S ISLAND" such as cs. The reason for this this year's football team-including Pig Link Sausages -and- plan was to prevent the student "Barrell" Moffett, "Buzzy" West, Girls' Slippers "SHIP CAFE" from knowing · whose paper he and Les Julian. ~ 49c to $1.39 ,, · -i,ed. ~------~ Boys' Slippers . t.- - 0 are's "Macbeth" . will be Merry Christmas and WISHING YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS £ ; - to be studied, and 39c to $2.00 v. _ r" ' '·" e end , of ~his Happy New Year! AND . A HAPPY NEW YEAR semtv.' ·Women's Hosiery Rosa Lee Beauty Shop 169c, 2 Prs. $1.25 Will 'Rogers, _ ,.. l .( · ,Jall man THE GOLDEN EAGLE ( ?) , the little rascal, m: ;Y JlOW be Men's Sox;, 29c, 3 pr. 80c toasted as the secondJ head man of the Frosh. A Merry Christmas and WE WISH ALL SALEM STUDENT'S Happy New Year! MERIT SHOE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND Carey's idea of hard work is ___ ., __ _ A HAPPY , NEW YEAR! working for yo,ur board and then .co. losing your appetite. Glogan-Myers Co. .379 East State St., Salem ,0. METZGER. HOTEL and GARDEN GRILL

GIFTS for MEN! . ,\ Wishing You A Merry Christmas USE TEXACO FIRECHIEF GA$0LINE and Havoline Wax-Free, Tar-Free Oil. Fire Chief is N. L. REICH & CO. and A Happy New Year a triger-starting gasoline - , Havoline Oil lubri­ cates at the first turn-over of the motor! Make One Call Do It All! C. E. GREENAMYER TEXACO SERVICE •, 'em's Only Complete Lumber THE SALEM . DINER CORNER NORTH LINCOLN AND THIRD SALEM, O. Service