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On the back, the de- particular, across all the Targeting a specific seg- gross, but to-late 20s — parameters Part of the problem was a scriptions are light- age groups, said that they ment of the market can for the millennial genera- lack of really engaging hearted. “Be want something that is work, provided the ap- tion differ, but 1982 is brands, Kimpe says. unforgettable. Be playful. engaging to them, that’s proach isn’t too blatant, what does it often considered a bench- “If she had to decipher Be Flirty!” advises the not too serious, but it says John Gillespie, who mark beginning point — the label and try to figure back of the pink moscato needs to be quality and has studied the millen- wanted to buy wine but out what the wine tasted bottle, describing the taste good to them, so we nial wine market as pres- taste like? didn’t want it to be a like and it took too long, wine as a “mischievous were really focused on the ident of the Internet chore. she didn’t seem to have Moscato” that is “made to taste quality and getting research company Wine FROM PAGE B4 “When we shopped the patience for that.” be enjoyed with a wink the right taste profile,” Opinions. with her for wine, the Be. labels have a clean, and a smile.” says Kimpe. “What they He thinks the Be. mar- declared them medium- biggest ‘Aha!’ that we eye-catching design. (The That’s the kind of talk said is, ‘If it tastes horri- keting “sounds to me like rare. After giving them a found was that she really period after the Be. is that might make a tradi- ble but still is engaging, something that is quite few minutes to rest, I sea- wanted to buy wine, but meant to emphasize the tional wine critic’s head then I probably will never clever and quite sugges- soned them lightly with salt she had a really difficult idea of being in the mo- explode. buy it again. But if it’s en- tive of being in the mo- and pepper, then cut in. time making a choice,” ment.) On the front is the Truth is, say Kimpe and gaging and fun and light ment.” First, the unadulterated burger. The aroma was lus- cious. The meat was juicy, tender and nicely seared. Where I’d cut, juices slowly dribbled out onto the plate, COOKBOOKS: collecting in a pool. The What would television characters eat? taste was savory and meaty, with big beefy flavor. The FROM PAGE B4 Other books are intended pri- show’s cast and crew, Beck says, book “Mary Ann’s Gilligan’s Is- chew had just the right tex- marily as fan documents. as well as from members of The land Cookbook” contains recipes ture, substantial but giving. “Whenever I write a recipe I al- “We were just fans of the Andy Andy Griffith Show Rerun from Dawn Wells, the actress Basically, everything you ways try to put myself in the Griffith Show,” says Beck, who Watchers Club, founded by who played the show’s beguiling would want in a burger. place where I had this recipe or wrote “Aunt Bee’s Mayberry Clark. Mary Ann. The pink slime burger what inspired me,” Scicolone Cookbook” with co-author Jim Beck says the club has 25,000 And “Granny’s Beverly Hillbil- also was perfectly seared says. “So in the case of the So- Clark. “We knew how we loved members nationwide. lies Cookbook” (1994) offers and drew me in with an pranos, instead of thinking of the show and we knew how fans The duo went on to write two recipes from the Clampett’s equally alluring aroma. But that time on the Amalfi coast, I felt. We filled it with photos and more Mayberry cookbooks, as stamping ground in the Ozarks. no juices collected on the was thinking ‘What would dialogue from scenes around well as a book containing the Yes, we’re talking ground hog. “I plate. Or dribbled out. Or (Tony’s wife) Carmella make if it food. We gave all the recipes recipes of fictional cops (for in- got that from a friend of mine were apparent in the meat was late and she was coming names based on Mayberry char- stance, “Colombo”) and one with whose mother prepared ground in really any way. The taste was — OK. I took another home after selling real estate all acters.” the vittles of fictional cowboys hog in the Depression years,” taste of the first burger, day?’” The recipes came from the (think “Gunsmoke”). Their 1993 Beck says. then back to the pink slime burger. It was not bad. But nor was it good. It was flat. I added more salt. No. It was simply one-dimensional. Aunt is stressed by newlyweds’ plan And then there was the texture. Unpleasantly chewy bits of what I can DEAR AMY: I have a niece in her year of marriage. Everything. The younger couple should save ASK only describe as gristle, mid-20s who is planning to be married The concern I would have as a fam- money for their own place, be helpful though they were not visi- in the fall. ily member is the idea that the hus- around the house, keep their argu- AMY ble, seemed to stud the meat Her fiance seems to be a nice young band in this scenario seems to be ments to themselves and try to take of the pink slime burger. man but is very attached to his family dictating the living arrangements. the long view of this arrangement. The result was a mealy and also to the small town where he Your niece should have an equal say in Couples who share core values have chew that, while not overtly grew up. this. the hugest success rate in marriage — unpleasant, didn’t leave me They are planning to live with his If she isn’t a small-town girl at even if they have very different tem- wanting another bite. parents after the wedding. heart, she could have a tough time. peraments. Of course, I did take an- Does this living arrangement put This sort of arrangement can work other bite. In the interest of added stress on newlyweds establish- out, depending on the culture and val- SEND QUESTIONS via email to [email protected] or by mail good journalism, I ate both ing themselves as their own family, or ues of the individuals involved. burgers entirely. And then I to Ask Amy, Chicago Tribune, TT500, 435 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, does it usually work out all right? — Everyone involved should build and felt sick. I’m confident that IL 60611. Amy Dickinson’s memoir, “The Mighty Queens of Freeville: has nothing to do with Anxious Aunt respect boundaries, and the younger A Mother, a Daughter and the Town that Raised Them” (Hyperion), is AMY slime of any sort. DEAR ANXIOUS: Everything puts husband should be prepared to advo- available in bookstores. added stress on a couple in their first cate for his wife if there are problems. ©2012 BY THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE DICKINSON n MY ANSWER When we open our hearts and lives to Christ, we are born again DEAR REV. GRAHAM: I DEAR MRS. A.B.: The Jesus might have the answer. sin’s stain on our souls. SEND YOUR QUERIESto “My Answer,” c/o Billy often hear people talk about term actually comes from an Jesus replied by telling him Instead, Jesus said, we need Graham, Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, 1 being “born-again Chris- encounter Jesus had one that all his religious deeds to be born again. And God Billy Graham Parkway, Charlotte, NC 28201; call tians,” but what exactly do night with a man named wouldn’t save him nor can made this possible by sending 877-2-GRAHAM, or visit the website for the Billy they mean? I believe in Jesus, Nicodemus. Nicodemus was they ever save us. Our prob- His only Son. When we open Graham Evangelistic Association: www.billygra- but I’m not sure I’d use this a religious man, but he lem is that we are sinners, our hearts and lives to Him, kind of language to talk sensed something was miss- and no matter how good we God’s Spirit washes away our ham.org. BILLY GRAHAMn about my faith. — Mrs. A.B. ing in his life, and he thought are, we can never wash away sin and gives us a new life. ©2012 BILLY GRAHAM