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VOL. XXI, NO. 66 ______THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1986 the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Approval given for extending parietals on Sunday nights

By CHRIS BEDNARSKI tion will still be considered “a Assisstant News Editor serious violation of the Univer­ sity Rules and Regulations, al­ Parietals hours may be ex­ though “not as grievous an of­ tended until 12:30 a.m. on Sun­ fense” as the sale of drugs or days only, beginning next se­ the engagement of premarital mester, although hall rectors intercourse. These first parts retain the “discretion to with­ also classify overnight parie­ hold this extension,” according tals violations and violations of to a letter from Assistant Vice the Sexuality Code as separate President for Student Affairs offenses. Father David Tyson. Tyson objected, however, to The letter, addressed to Stu­ the final part of the statement dent Body President Mike that says, “The penalty for an Switek, announced Tyson’s overnight parietals violation, decision to extend Sunday by itself does not normally con­ parietal hours, and explained stitute suspension or dismis­ Tyson’s decision to reword a sal.” proposed policy statem ent con­ In the letter, Tyson said this cerning overnight parietals vi­ part of the statement “could olations. easily be miscontrued by some Proposals to extend Sunday to mean that an overnight parietal hours and clarify the parietal violation would not penalty for overnight parietals constitute grounds for suspen­ violations were given to Tyson sion or dismissal.” The Observer/Mike Ury for approval after they were Tyson’s letter said no deci­ Moments of Reflection passed by the Campus Life sion on the punishment for an Council on November 20. overnight parietal violation is Father Hesburgh receives the offerings from four day at 5 p.m. Students were reminded to reflect Tyson’s decision accepted made without “consideration of the many students who attended the Mass at upon the fragility of life in the homily given by the first three parts of the pro­ of the circum stances in- Sacred Heart Church held in memory of the Father Thomas King, rector of Zahm Hall. posed policy statement that say Zahm Hall junior Michael Cogswell on Wednes- an overnight parietals viola­ see PARIETALS, page 5 Americana renovations CIA chief denies knowledge about to alter graduation plans arms sale profits sent to Nicaragua according to a press release By BUD LUEPKE has engulfed the Reagan ad­ “The bad news is that what issued by Americana gen­ Associated Press Copy Editor ministration. Mr. Casey told us indicates eral manager John Wilson. Fascell added, “When all of serious errors of judgment by Families of 1987 graduates Wilson said that the hotel WASHINGTON - CIA Direc­ the dots are eventually linked senior CIA personnel,” Broom­ planning to stay in the will close until the end of July tor William Casey, in five hours on this, it will be, I won’t use field said, adding, “That needs Americana Inn during com­ due to renovations. Reserva­ of secret, sworn congressional the word incredible, but it cer­ to be corrected.” mencement weekend will tions set for days of the testimony, denied Wednesday tainly will be extraordinary.” Casey testified as have to search elsewhere for renovation period will be that he knew the profits from He added that he hopes the Republicans and Democrats overnight accomodations cancelled, Wilson added. U.S. arms sales to Iran were whole story will be uncovered sparred over whether congres­ because of a six-month The renovation period will being transferred to soon. sional committees investigat­ renovation project sched­ include the May 17 com­ Nicaraguan Contra rebels, Rep. William S. Broomfield ing the Iran-Contra connection uled for that building by new mencement excercises. lawmakers reported. of Michigan, the senior Repub­ should grant immunity from ownership. But Rep. Dante Fascell, D- lican on the committee, said, prosecution to key witnesses The Americana Inn, 213 Wilson did not say the Fla., chairman of the House “The good news is that Mr. who have refused to discuss W. Washington St., has been Americana would try to find Foreign Affairs Committee, Casey was pretty candid with what they know. sold to Inns America Corp., alternate accomodations for said Casey did offer specifics us and none of what he had to One of those witnesses, Vice of Braintree, Mass., and will those whose commencement “with regard to a lot of infor­ mation which we did not have say in any way indicates thatAdm. John Poindexter, Presi- become a Holiday Inn after reservations will be can­ the president knew or should renovations are completed, celled. on the record before” concern­ ing the unraveling scandal that have known of any wro. doing. sec ARMS, page 3 Student aid qualifications could be tightened by new law

By MIRIAM HILL 88 Guaranteed Student Loan for those students, the big FINANCIAL AID GUIDELINES Senior Staff Reporter could be less than the amount change is going to be that they received in previous years, she can’t do it the way they used to ■No Financial Aid Form, no money. It’s that simple. A change in federal laws said. before,” Keener-Han said. ■Financial need is based on financial status and family could make it tougher to The new law requires all stu­ In general, the new method circumstances. Both change on an annual basis. qualify for student aid, accor­ dents hoping to receive finan­ of determining need is more ■Don’t assume your eligibility or ineligibilty. ding to Notre Dame Financial cial aid to file a Financial Aid rigorous than that used by the ■The Financial Aid Form should be filed as soon as Aid Counselors Tina Cunnin­ Form with the College Scholar­ Simple Needs Test. As a result, possible after Jan. 1, 1987. It must reach the College gham and Kathy Keener-Han. ship Service. This represents a some students’ Guaranteed Scholarship by Feb. 28, 1987. Cunningham said students change for Guaranteed Student Student Loan eligibility may be applying for Guaranteed Stu­ Loan applicants, who previ­ more restricted. ■A completed 1986 tax return is not necessarily needed dent Loans will be most af­ ously had to complete a form The new law also raises the in order to file. fected by the new law, called called the Simple Needs Test. amount of money a student can ■If the Financial Aid Form is filed after Feb. 28,1987, the Higher Education Amend­ “Many students at Notre receive through the it will be considered a late application. ment of 1986. Dame have only the ■Send signed copies of both your and your parents’ 1986 see AID, page 4 For some students, the 1987- Guaranteed Student Loan, and federal tax returns to the Financial Aid Office.______The Observer Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 2 In Brief Journalists in limbo

A sniper dressed in a black martial arts costume and carrying a Samurai sword was subdued by a blast from over whose rights to protect a water hose Wednesday, 11 hours after he began firing a rifle at random from a building at the University of The ethics of journalism. Kentucky in Lexington, Ky. Two men were wounded Does a newspaper have the duty, ability and during the standoff with the gunman, Ulysses S. Davis III, basic right to print everything that is news in Margie Kersten its pages? I ask myself this question in regards who had been fired by the university last summer for % fighting. Davis wanted to air some grievances about the to printing the names of victims, the names of university.- Associated Press those arrested for crimes, those people, stu­ dents rather, who are living among us on our Saint M ary's Editor HL ^ ' wR campus. Bill Breeden says he’s more likely to serve jail time for Some people say it is our duty, as a newspaper taking a “John Poindexter” street sign than Poindexter to print and report all news regardless of its is for any role the former national security adviser may harshness, or its probable effects on the lives have played in U.S. weapons sales to Iran and secret aid of students, and others in our small community. to the Contra rebels in Nicaragua. Like Poindexter, In addition to this, some ask, “where does a Breeden is a native of Odon, Ind. Police want to question newspaper get the power not to print the names, Breeden about the theft of Odon’s “John Poindexter” street facts or content of stories?” They may say the sign, which was erected one day after Poindexter’s Nov. newspaper has a duty, a responsibility to the 25 resignation as national security advisor. The sign was public. stolen the day after it went up. Associated- Press This duty can be abused, however, and the results are ugly. Journalism sometimes attracts a certain breed of people, and they exist all over the United States, who are news m ongers: Of Interest people who only want the facts, now. If it’s news, it’s news, no questions asked. These University President Father Theodore Hesburgh, people do not consider the news value in relation C.S.C., will be the guest on tonight’s WVFI-AM 640’s to other factors: like people’s feelings or the weekly talkshow, “Campus Perspectives.” From 10 to 11, effects the article might have on an entire com­ Host Lynne Strand will interview Hesburgh on Notre munity. the students driving the car were not printed. Dam e’s past and future, and key Notre Dame and Catholic I feel a human factor must be considered. This was truly an editorial opinion and a diffi­ issues. The Hesburgh interview will be the last segment One must ask, by printing this story, or name, cult decision just the same. No doubt, the name of “Campus Perspectives” this semester.- The Observer is the story any more credible? Do the positive is spouted on T.V., on the radio and in other effects of printing this story, on the public, out­ area newspapers. So, what makes The Obser­ A mock videotape interview program will allow seniors weigh the negative effects? A newspaper is not ver, any different? The Observer is run by stu­ to be interviewed by professional recruiters from Jan. 16 here to exploit, or sensationalize the news; in­ dents, for students. Is the news content worth to 23. Seniors must sign up in Career And Placement Ser­ stead it is here to report, as objectively as pos­ as much, or more than the possible anguish it vices before Dec. 19. - The Observer sible, the news as it exists. might cause those people involved? If so, the Writing should be considered a privilege. It decision is made. Volunteers for next summer’s Special Olympics may should be handled responsibly. It is sad to see However, if the negative effects of the story, register today at noon in the ISO Lounge on LaFortune’s someone use the power of the pen in a destruc­ or a particular content of the story might out­ second floor. - The Observer tive manner-possibly only to advance one’s weigh the news content, it must be recon­ personal goals or promote a personal vendetta. sidered. What if, by printing a person’s name Summer Service Project applications for students who I then consider something that would allevi­ who was charged with drunk driving and had are studying abroad spring semester are available at the ate these problems, something that other pro­ hit another Saint Mary’s or Notre Dame stu­ Center For Social Concerns. Applications and interviews fessions have used for years. I wonder why ac­ dent, he or she was “sent over the edge?” One must be completed before Christmas break - The Observer countants are required to take the certified must remember the small community we all public accountant’s exam in order to become live in. The Observer is the only news source Indianapolis Shakespeare Festival auditions will be held CPA’s; or why lawyers, in order to become of several students. Saturday, Feb. 7, 1987. The project will tour five Indiana practicing attorney’s, have to take the bar ex­ communities in August, 1987. Applicants should send a am. With this in mind, journalists should be On the other hand, “It’s a hard, cold world coverletter, resume, and photo to the Indianapolis Shake­ required to take an exam too. Ethics should be out there,” “That’s life some people say.” You speare Festival P.O. Box 30316, Indianapolis, Ind. 46230. the main thrust of the test, as well as other don’t have the power, as a newspaper, not to For more information, call 782-0088. - The Observer basic rules of journalism reviewed. print the names. It’s the public’s right to know. Not that a newspaper can play God and keep I say to myself, yes this makes sense, but does Applications for R.A. selection may be picked up in the important information from the public, but it make any difference that The Observer is a Student Affairs office by interested students who will study there is a line when it comes to what informa­ student newspaper, serving Catholic institu­ abroad next semester. No applications will be given to tion, and how much of it, a newspaper should tions? I am left with a dilemma: whether or any interested students after January 16, 1987. Completed print. For instance, in the three drunk driving applications, three recommendations and, where re­ not to protect the innocent, the guilty, or the articles The Observer has run, the names of public? quired, letters of approval, must be on file in the Office of Student Affairs. - The Observer Observer Of Interests and In Briefs can be submitted to the Day Editor at Observer office on the third floor of LaFortune Student Center until 1 p.m. prior to the date of FRESHMKN! publication. Of Interests announce free campus-wide events of general interest. The Observer reserves the right to edit all Of Interests. -The Observer NOW THAT YOU'VE SETTLED IN AND KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND CAMPUS, WHY NOT TAKE STEPS TOWARD Weather LEARNING YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD! ALONG WITH THE CHALLENGE OF SERVING AS A Thoughts of finals roll in with the clouds this afternoon. Sunny this mor­ NAVAL AVIATOR, SUBMARINER. ning but becoming partly cloudy in the OR SURFACE LINE OFFICER. afternoon. 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Associated Press of death and degradation, and multitudes who have perished? as a support to the rebellion Do I have the right to accept OSLO, Norway - Holocaust against evil in the world ...” this great honor on their be­ survivor Elie Wiesel, an Amer­ Aarvik said. half? I do not. No one may ican writer and human rights The Nobel prizes for physics, speak for the dead, no one may advocate, received the 1986 chemistry, medicine, econom­ interpret their mutilated Nobel Peace Prize Wednesday ics and literature were pre­ dreams and visions . . . and said the honor belonged to sented Wednesday in Stock­ “This honor belongs to all the all survivors of the Nazi death holm, Sweden. survivors and their children, camps and their children. In a departure from tradi­ and through us, to the Jewish Norwegian Nobel Committee tion, Wiesel’s teen-age son, people with whose destiny I Chairman Egil Aarvik gave Shlomo Elisha, was invited to have always identified...” Wiesel the gold medal and di­ join his father on the podium Wiesel said it “would be un­ ploma at ceremonies in Oslo for the awarding of the prize. natural for me not to make University’s Aula Festival Hall Obviously moved, the 58- Jewish priorities my own: Is­ attended by 800 people, includ­ year-old Wiesel asked the rael, Soviet Jewery, Jews in ing King Olaf V and govern­ king’s permission to say a brief Arab lands . . .' but there are ment leaders. The prize also in­ blessing. “Thank you, oh Lord, others as important to me.” cludes $290,000. for giving us this day,” he said. He said Palestinians were a The award was “in recogni­ In an emotional acceptance people “to whose plight I am tion of this particular human speech, Wiesel said: “Do I sensitive but whose methods I spirit’s victory over the powershave the right to represent the deplore when they lead to vio­ lence.” The Observer News Department “Both the Jewish people and is accepting applications for the Palestinian people have lost too many sons and shed too the paid positions of: much blood. This must stop, and all attempts to stop it must be encouraged,” he said. Day Editors Aarvik noted it has been 50 The Observer/Mike Ury years since the peace prize was Fit to dance in awarded to Carl von Ossietzky, Those interested may come to or call The Observer officesthe German pacifist who, prior Scott Selig sports his boxer shorts in the North Dining Hall on on the third floor of LaFortune or call Lynne Strand to at World War II, warned of the Wednesday. The Dancing Irish are selling Notre Dame boxer 283-3861 or Kim Yuratovac at 272-9361. Nazi threat to democracy.____ shorts in the North and South Dining Halls this week. Arms continued from page 1 dent Reagan’s former national C f M / t % I ' U u d - t security adviser, met for only Spring about 10 minutes behind closed doors with the House Intelli­ gence Committee. Previously, , . A / Break Trip Poindexter has cited his Fifth Amendment right against self­ -cl incrimination in refusing to tes­ t o tify before the House Foreign Affairs Committee and the Sen­ s-*/ Nassau, Bahamas ate Intelligence Committee. Rep. Robert Roe, D-N.J., said $350 includes flight and Poindexter again invoked the Fifth Amendment in his brief 7 nights’ lodging at appearance before the House Intelligence Committee. Towne Hotel That panel also heard secret Sign-ups Jan. 13 (registration testimony from Robert M. Gates, the deputy CIA Direc­ day), 14 and 15 tor, whom Roe described as “very open.” $ 100 deposit required Robert McFarlane, Poindex­ ter’s predecessor as Reagan’s Make plans over break!!!1 national security adviser, also UNIVERSITY OF testified. Roe agreed with other legis­ NOTRE DAME lators on various committees After your last exam, that as the amount of testimony being collected grows, new what tough questions ------A------questions arise. will you still be facing? “I think a lot of the issues CONTEMPORARY ... are beginning to be cleared up,” he said. “But other issues PORTRAIT are being exacerbated and beginning to unfold.” On the other side of Capitol Hill, the Senate Intelligence Committee met briefly as yet another witness declined to tes­ tify. Sen. David Durenberger, R- Minn., the committee chair­ man, said Robert Dutton, an associate of retired Air Force ROBERT l> SCHMUHL Maj. Gen. Richard Secord, in­ voked his Fifth Amendment rights. Secord, now a private businessman, has been identi­ fied as a key contact in the $16.95, cloth arms deal and with the re don't have your answers. Nicaraguan rebels. But we'll listen to your questions, Durenberger said his panel share some of our own still cannot determine what about who we want to become happened to all the profits from and where we want to journey. For anyone who has considered the Iranian arms sales. Asked the path of priesthood, if he was sure any of the money the Holy Cross Fathers' One Year Candidate Program JHU actually went to the Contras, provides an opportunity to ask and explore he said, “I couldn’t prove it.” the possibilities in community. Contact: Father Couhlg & Father Doyle BUY Vocation Director I S t CM-cht k t H t Box 5 4 1 OBSERVER htotre Dame, IN 46556 1219)239-6335 I______I CLASSIFIEDS The Observer Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 4 Weekly Crime Stoppers segment to feature robbery of ND students

By MIRIAM HILL from Notre Dame, starred as keep wallets out of sight and be Senior Staff Reporter the victims of the crime in the suspicious of activity around reenactment. them. This is Lt. Sam Walsh for Cpl. Eddie Vann of the South “The most important thing to Crim e Stoppers. The robbery oBend f Police Department and remember is that if a robbery Notre Dame students in South Randy Washington and Tony does take place, don’t resist. Bend is the Crime of the Week. Williams, students at LaSalle Give them what they w ant,” he High School portrayed the said. Those words will be broad­ criminals. Crime Stoppers is an interna­ cast on area radio and televi­ Notre Dame senior Rafael tional not-for-profit organiza­ % sion stations next week, as Benavente, 25, produced the tion that solicits information on Crime Stoppers turns its atten­ segment, which will be shown unsolved crimes. The South tion to crimes committed for the first time Monday Bend Area Crime Stoppers pro­ against Notre Dame students. during the 5:30 p.m. news on gram began in May of 1983 and The segment will depict the WSBT, Channel 22. has since received information robbery of two Notre Dame stu­ Barille and Benavente are in­ that helped solve 850 felony dents that occurred at 11:30 terns with WSBT, the television cases and led to the arrest of p.m. Oct. 17 in the parking lot station that produced this 800 felons, Walsh said. of The Commons, a bar at 800 week’s segment of Crime Stop­ Information on the crimes The Observer/Mike Ury N. Eddy St. pers. also appears in five area The students were getting out “If there’s been a crime newspapers and on 12 radio sta­ Randy Washington, Pat Tickle and Cpl. Eddie Vann reenact this of their car when three men ap­ against a Notre Dame student, tions. Walsh said Channels 16, week’s ‘crime of the week’ in the parking lot of The Commons. proached them, said Walsh. or against anyone, that’s of 22 and 28 film the segments for Story at left. One man displayed a knife concern to us,” said Walsh, free as a public service. while another man pulled a who is in charge of Crime Stop­ If you call Crime Stoppers sawed-off shotgun and pers in the South Bend area. this week with information loan limits have been raised demanded the victim’s wallet “Notre Dame students are leading to an arrest or indict­ from $2,500 to $2,625 for fresh­ and money. easy prey, because the thugs m ent you could receive a $1,000 Aid man and sophomores and to The suspects grabbed one of know they’re not armed and reward. South Bend callers call continued from page I $4,000 for juniors and seniors. the students, took his wallet, that they’re carrying money,” 288-STOP. You will be assigned For graduate students, the and left the area. The suspects he said. a code number and we won’t Guaranteed Student Loan pro­ limit has been raised from escaped with $150 and some As the holiday season ap­ ask your name. gram every year. The annual $5,000 to $7,500. credit cards, Walsh said. proaches, robberies tend to in­ Walsh said two of the crease because people need suspects are black males be­ more money, Walsh said. He ZIP 104 and Sunshine Promotions Welcome tween 25 and 30 years old, said he hopes next week’s seg­ standing 5 feet 8 inches tall and ment of Crime Stoppers “will weighing 160 pounds. The third act as a deterrent to the guys suspect was described as a 30- who are doing the robberies up year-old black m ale of medium here.” build wearing dark clothing. To prevent robberies, Walsh Maura Barille, a 21-year-old advised students to walk in senior from Saint Mary’s, and groups in well-lit areas. In ad­ Pat Tickle, a 21-year-old senior dition, he said students should

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Logan Center to get toys Air strike on Nicaragua confirmed Associated Press the Americans were distressed town is located about 16 miles By JOHN SCHMIT the club has raised almost to learn of the bombing runs. from the border. Nicaragua News Staff $2,000 used to buy toys at WASHINGTON - Reagan ad­ But U.S. officials, who asked said an army post at Murra, 11 Children’s Palace, said Kel- ministration officials con­ not to be identified, said the ad­ miles northwest of Wiwili, also The last of the toys col­ lener. New toys were also firmed Wednesday that Hon­ ministration had not taken a was attacked. lected by the Marine- collected on campus and at duran jets struck targets inside position on the propriety of the The raids apparently were in sponsored Toys for Tots pro­ the Credit Union, he said. Nicaraguan territory last Honduran action. response to recent border gram will be delivered today weekend. The Honduran government crossings by Nicaraguan to the children at Logan Cen­ The Semper Fidelus But they denied charges by denied again Wednesday that troops into Honduran territory. ter and the Memorial Hospi­ Marine Club has been spon­ Nicaraguan President Daniel it had undertaken any raids in­ An administration official tal in hopes of bringing the soring the program this year Ortega that Honduras carried side Nicaragua but Sandinista said U.S. intelligence agencies less fortunate some added with Dean heading the drive. out the raids at the request of military officials showed had confirmed the cross- Christmas cheer, according “The Marine Corps the United States. reporters craters and shrapnel border attacks, but added he to Marine Corps representa­ Reserves have annually The Los Angeles Times in the town of Wiwili that they did not know what dam age had tives Brian Dean and Pat sponsored the nationwide quoted sources in Honduras on attributed to Honduran bom­ been inflicted. Kelleher. charity drive to collect toys Wednesday as saying U.S. offi­ bing runs. Meanwhile, another U.S. of­ Through fundraisers at for underprivileged cials were not told the Hon­ The Sandinistas said that the ficial described a report that Theodore’s and Senior Bar, children,” Kelleher said. durans planned to attack posi­ air strikes left seven soldiers the Honduran government has tions inside Nicaragua and that killed and 12 wounded. The reached an understanding with Nicaraguan rebels that they would withdraw from Hon­ N D '61 duran territory by next spring SOUTH SHORE LINE as “exaggerated.”

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t '/ . , m ? ' Study shows hormone could increase life span

Associated Press Dr. Elizabeth Barrett-Connor, who directed the study. BOSTON - High levels of a In their report in Thursday’s mysterious hormone have been New England Journal of linked for the first time with Medicine, the researchers cau­ longevity, and finding ways to tioned that DHEAS could increase this natural chemical merely be a marker for some might someday be a key to hel­ other attribute that truly helps ping people live longer, re­ people survive longer. But they searchers say. added, “It is also plausible that The hormone, produced by DHEAS confers protection the adrenal gland, is called against death in general and dehydroepiandrosterone sul­ against death from cardiovas­ fate, or DHEAS. No one knows cular disease in particular.” precisely what it does, al­ In the early 1970s, the re­ though it’s the most abundant searchers drew blood samples steroid hormone in humans. from 242 San Diego men who Researchers at the Univer­ ranged in age from 50 to 79. sity of California at San Diego After 12 years, the doctors com­ found that older men who had pared the levels of DHEAS in high levels of the hormone were the men’s blood with their sur­ far less likely to die, especially vival. The initial DHEAS levels of heart disease, than were among the 76 who had died people with low levels of the were lower than those of the substance. men who were still alive. “There is no way to either nserve raise or lower DHEAS levels Although no one knows how Let the music flow with medicine or behavior, al­ DHEAS works, the researchers Bass guitarist Bill Merkel and Brian Doherty, Jazz concert presented Wednesday night in though it is conceivable that we speculated that it might drummer, jam together at the Dimensions in Washington Hall. could develop a therapy to alter prevent obesity and hardening levels of the hormone,” said of the arteries. Debate heard over teaching creationism WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME TO in schools CAR HOME BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS? Associated Press

WASHINGTON - Teaching a) When another hour of cramming for the creationism alongside evolu­ stats exam isn’t going to help anyway. tion in public schools was at­ tacked as an attempt to “give God equal time” and defended b) When that Xmas Club money is almost as true academic freedom in a lively Supreme Court debate gone, and you haven’t even started buying Wednesday. presents. The court is to decide by July whether lower courts were right in striking down a c) When you just keep thinking about unwind­ Louisiana law that required the teaching of evolution to be ing after finals with the whole family “balanced” by teaching creation-science. together again. The lower courts said the law violates the constitutionally re­ quired separation of church and state by disguising religion ram time ’tisn’t the season to be jolly. But a call as science. st the thing to bring a little early holiday cheer, But Atlanta lawyer Wendell Bird defended the law, telling more reliable way to call than using AT&T. the justices, “Creation-science AT&T’s high quality service all is scientific material, non­ religious material.” no time like tliot He said the law mainly promotes “basic concepts of ... m to talk to your fairness and academic time to make plans. A freedom.. . and gives students 1 to talk about gifts — X all the scientific evidence.” 'on’re thinking of buy­ \VW Bird’s portrayal of the law ing. A time to remi­ and its purpose was attacked nisce about other years by Jay Topkis, a New York City when the family came . lawyer. together. And a time to “Oh sure, academic freedom warn them that bombing i i s -we’ve got to give God equal out in statistics is, well, a time.’ That’s their idea of aca­ probability. demic freedom,” Topkis argued.

The Louisiana Legislature enacted the Balanced Treat­ ® ment for Creation-Science and 1 Evolution-Science Act in 1981 but it was struck down before ever being enforced.

Creation-Science parallels a literal translation of the bibli­ cal version in Genesis, stating m that Earth and most life forms came into existence suddenly about 6,000 years ago. C 1986 AT&T ' m Viewpoint Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 7 Separation of duties is a possible solution Picture this scene in your mind: The monarch in such countries as Britain, sponsible for day-to-day policy making. of this time he has been able skillfully year is 1953. The place is Westminster and the Scandinavian and Low This arrangement is not so very differ­ to weather the political storms by Abbey, London. A young woman of 26 Countries is an essential one and one ent from that of Great Britain, where retreating into his role as head of state, years is dressed in the robes of State. that we ought to think of incorporating the monarchy has evolved into little a role he performs magnificently. Even The Archbishop of Canterbury has more explicitly into our constitutional more than an hereditary state when he has failed as “prime mini­ placed the crown on her head, and she framework. presidency. ster,” he has succeeded as “king,” and has become Elizabeth II, Queen of the In Britain the prime minister func­ What about the U.S. ? We have a pres­ it is on this basis that he has been able United Kingdom of Great Britain and tions as head of government. She is di­ ident who functions as both head of gov­ to maintain his popularity at such un­ Northern Ireland. Hundreds of rectly responsible for the day-to-day ernment and head of state. He is both precedented levels. thousands of Britons line the streets to governing of the country and for the “king” and “prime minister.” After Yet the reverses of recent months view the royal procession to and from formulation of domestic and foreign nearly 200 years we Americans are may spell the end of Reagan’s ability the coronation. In so doing they dem­ policy. She is politically accountable to rather used to this arrangement. But to function in either of these roles. His onstrate their loyalty to the institution the Parliament, to the Conservative there are definite drawbacks in this fu­ party’s loss of the Senate will make it of the monarchy and to the nation as a Party, and ultimately to the British sion of the two offices, and these have more difficult for him to perform his whole. people as a whole. Should she lose an become particularly pronounced in “prime-ministerial” function. And the election or lose a vote of confidence in recent decades. Rarely is a president current Iranian-Contra scandal may David Koyzis the House of Commons, she will be able to perform both functions well. To make it impossible for him to perform replaced with no damage to the nation. be an effective policy-maker and to both his “prime-ministerial” and The queen, on the other hand, func­ unite the nation around shared ideals “kingly” roles. During times of politi­ guest column tions as head of state. As such she is and aspirations is a most difficult task, cal crisis our constitution makes no removed from the fray of both electoral particularly during periods of national provision for someone to preside over Now picture this scene: The year is politics and policy-making. She is a crisis and controversy. the nation as head of state and to pro­ 1993. The place is Washington, D C. The symbol of the unity of the British nation For example, John Kennedy was veryvide badly needed continuity. If the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court has and embodies all that is thought best effective in appealing to the nation’s “prime-minister” is tossed out or in­ placed the crown on the head of John of the nation’s ideals and aspirations. ideals, but he was not effective as a capacitated, the “king” goes with him Doe, first King of the United States of She further provides a sense of conti­ policy-maker. He was a good “king” in our system. America. Millions of Americans view nuity that serves to guarantee the na­ but not a good “prime minister.” Lyn­ What is the answer? Yves R. Simon this event either in person or via tele­ tion’s identity throughout the various don Johnson, on the other hand, was an once wrote that in order for a vision. In so doing they demonstrate changes in government over the years. effective “prime minister” during the democracy to survive it needs the op­ their loyalty to the office of the There are very few true monarchies early part of his term, but he failed as eration of nondemocratic (i.e., monarch and what it stands for. left in the world. But the separation of “king.” He left office with the nation monarchical, aristocratic) elements as The first scene we all either remem­ the offices of head of government and bitterly divided over an unwinable war internal checks on the system. The ber or have read about. But what about head of state is not peculiar to constitu­ in Southeast Asia. revival of a full-fledged monarchy is the second? Absurd, no? On one level tional monarchies. In most republican If any president has been skillful at unrealistic and undesirable in our con­ it is absurd. We do not now have a king, regimes a state president serves as being both “king” and “prime mini­ text. But we ought seriously to consider we have never had one, and we will head of state, while a prime minister, ster,” it has been Ronald Reagan, es­ the establishment of a separate state almost certainly not have on in the fu­ premier or chancellor serves as head pecially in his first term. Now his ad­ president to undertake those functions ture. Nor am I suggesting (except per­ of government. In West Germany, for ministration is in trouble as well. From essential to the stability of the nation. haps tongue-in-cheek that we ought to example, Richard von Weizsacker is the beginning of his tenure his policies revive the ancient institution of the he­ the state president and Helmut Kohl is have been controversial, and there David T. Koyzis is a graduate student reditary monarchy. But I would sug­ chancellor. Naturally we hear much have been reverses in both foreign and in government and international gest that the role played by the more about the latter since he is re­ domestic realms. But throughout most studies. P.O. Box Q

Alcohol situation on of us can resolve the nightmare of any (or striving for) emotional health to the There are countless resources on driver whose impaired condition has extent of choosing life rather thatn al­ campus for those who feel alcohol may campus must be faced caused a death. The only good that can cohol is much harder than medicating be a problem for them. The University come out of such a a tragedy is preven­ against the uncertainty (or as I’ve Counseling Center is open 9:00-5:00 Dear Editor: tive. All of us must learn to care enough come to perceive it, the adventure) of It was with infinite sadness that I Monday through Friday (239-7336), and for our friends to be tough with them- life. I have lived both ways and I find is staffed with caring, compassionate read of the death of Notre Dame Junior taking their car keys if we think they sobriety infinitely more rewarding. Michael Cogswell. Nothing will ever as­ people, some of whom are expecially are impaired. This is a step in the right Admitting to oneself that alcohol is a equipped to help people with substance suage the pain which his family must direction. But we have to go beyond personal problem is one of the hardest feel over his loss. Nor will the person abuse problems. There are also several this; we have to start with the source things one can do (believe me!). For Alcoholics Anonymous meetings on responsible for his death ever be the of this needless suffering: alcohol itself. those who are unsure whether it is or same. campus through the week, and daily Given the pervasiveness of alcohol use not, there are several warning signs meetings around town for those who Don’t misunderstand. I do not in our society, and the high incidence and symptoms which can be guidelines presume to point a judgmental finger (needlessly) fear that seeking on- of its abuse, we have to start treating for determination. Anyone who has campus help would compromise their at the driver whose car struck alcohol as what it is-a drug. more than one blackout (complete loss Cogswell. It is only by the grcce of God anonymity. As a recovering alcoholic, I would of memory of waking actions) ought to I have often heard (and said) that that more alcohol-impaired drivers like to affirm that life is not only pos­ talk to someone about it. Anyone who don’t have accidents like this-me, for there is nothing worse than a reformed sible, but better without alcohol. It is notices an increased tolerance to alco­ anything, and so I would like to close example, when I was still drinking. common to use alcohol in order to hol (that is, who needs an increasing None of us who has driven impaired this letter by assuring the reader that “relax” in social situations, to “calm amount of alcohol to achieve the same I do not consider myself superior to (and I suspect that many people who down” in tense periods or to “effect”) ought to consider that this is anybody-just a lot luckier than some. both drink and have drivers’ licenses “celebtate” the achievement of a goal. exactly what happens to drug addicts. Alcohol is a drug that too many people have done so), is in a position to cast These are some of the reasons I drank. Being a “good drinker” or “being able the first stone. become addicted to; alcoholism is a But isn’t it undeniably better to be to hold liquor” is often a sign of trouble. spiritual, emotional, and physical dis­ The alcohol problem in general, and enough at ease with oneself so that Anyone who notices behavioral or per­ the problem which exists on this ease that is pervasive and (unless it is strangers are not threatening, to learn sonality changes ought to remember arrested), terminal-for the drinker campus must be addressed. The drug how to resolve rather than medicate that alcohol is a depressant. Anyone himself, and all too often for innocent alcohol is too pervasive to be ignored stress, to congratulate oneself in a who is consistently not able to control bystanders. any longer. I know that nothing any of healthy way rather than by ingesting a alcohol intake-that is, who drinks more us can do or say can comfort the griev­ depressant, a killer of brain cells, a kil­ than he wants or plans to drink-should ing family of Michael Cogswell; none James M. Leger ler of innocent pedestrians? Achieving consider this a sign of trouble. Notre Dame Graduate Student

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JUST GET WORD 'V II III Campus Quote ' TO HIM THAT IT'D I'LL TRY, J .J ., ACTUALLY, MIKE, JUST MEAN A LOT TO ME OUT HE'S IN A IKJNPOF TALK TO “Dear God, j J .J I CURTAIN IF HE COULP MAKBTHE 4 VERY IMPORTANT HER, OKAY? NEEPEP Help us to appreciate thote IN 3 0 MINUTES! OPENING, OKAY, MAROA71, MEETING RIGHT THIS. NOW. \ around us because we never knot when you will take them away from us into your presence.” □ t z JCT'

inr Andrew Souder JCTJD C Opening prayer Zahm Hall Council December 9, 1986 Viewpoint Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 8 The art of listening should be appreciated Listening is a virtue rather than an experiencing. Without this experience them, that they are good and museums. We must leave them grow art because it lies in both the human of the other, I doubt very much the abil worthwhile persons. Praise them for a at their own pace and with their own and spiritual dimensions. Taking time ity to relate to a troubled brother or task well done. Correct them when they God given talents. out to listen with sensitivity and com­ sister. are wrong. Talk things out. Hear them Finally, whenever anyone writes passion to someone who wishes to talk We are all responsible before God for out. Listen. If we as adults are wrong something to be read by others, it is about themselves or their concerns the happiness of our brothers and in our assessment sometimes, like submitting to an examination. It takes, as I have indicated, much sensi­ sisters in the Lord. Jesus didn’t desig­ apologize and admit our mistake. Our will be given a grade, a mark. I hope tivity and compassion. We must be nate. Some people were to be excluded. children are our greatest investment; that what I have written will be of some more available to whomever crosses All are brothers and sisters. Equally. they are God’s gift to us. Someone once assistance and motivation to someone our path each day. No double standard with the Lord. The said that we educate our children by somewhere, sometime. That was my prayer of the compassionate listener listening to them, by playing with them, sole intention. Edward Courtney will be undoubtedly be heard much talking to them, by reading to them and Brother Edward Courtney, C S C. is a sooner than the one who can’t be bro­ by taking them to parks and to resident of Columba Hall. ther with a troubled brother or sister. guest column Make no mistake about that, my friends. Listening is a ministry - one of great The fact of the matter is that we are value. It is a ministry to which we are so wrapped up in our own little P.O. Box Q called. How often have we ourselves paradises, in our fashionable careers sought in vain for a special someone - and self-image that we forget to care Solution needed now they left the parking lots. Gates could not just anyone - to listen to our for our many troubled brothers and be erected and manned on Friday and heartbreak, our past history, or the ob­ sisters. Oftentimes, the people who for drunk driving Saturday nights at the parking lot exits. stacles we face in our lives? How many should be the most caring are not. And To avoid inconvenience for those who times were there successes, joys, and I have some candidates in mind. Ego, Dear Editor: have not indulged in alcohol, the exits personal good news that we longed to important as it is in perspective, has In Tuesday’s Observer, Bacchus club should be manned only during those share with “a person,” not just anyone become an idol to the exclusion of President John Sheehy declared: “We hours in which alcohol conumption is or everyone. Would that more of us others. want to create an awareness and ed­ most likely to occur. responded to the quiet call to be min­ The principal of one eastern school ucate people to what drinking and Drunk driving obviously leads to isters of a healing listening! once sent a questionnaire to each m em ­ driving can do.” This statem ent simply tragic consequences. We are already By being listeners, we aren’t going ber of the 800 member student body. represents another useless effort to aware of the problem, which is en­ to be solvers of people’s problems. They One of the questions was: “If you were curb the problem of drunk driving. hanced by the alcohol policy, so let’s will solve their own. Simply put, as experiencing a difficulty in your life, Awareness is not the problem, drunk find a solution. compassionate listeners we allow whom would you approach for assis­ driving is. We no longer need to in­ others to lay it all out where they can tance?” The vast majority of the stu­ crease awareness, we need to find a Kevin Trautner see it. (It is sad indeed that such healing dents chose the janitor or sexton. Why? solution to drunk driving. We believe Sean O’Brien rarely takes place because our mouths He would care, he would listen, he that the alcohol policy is the root of this Flanner Hall ordinarily receive more exercise than would understand. He would take time. problem. Because of the policy, stu­ our ears.) Healing begins from the in­ He would bear a confidence. He prob­ dents go off to campus to socialize and side out and that is why crying is so ably had the same experiences when to drink, which leads to drunk driving. More civility needed beneficial. he was a youth. So you see, friends, no The solution is not to ban alcohol from I understand that hairdressers and matter what our background, social the Notre Dame campus. Alcohol has at talks, in lectures bartenders are now being offered standing or educational qualifications always been, and always will be, a so­ courses in the art of listening. happen to be, we can all do so much cial catylyst. While some may contend Dear Editor: Bartenders, barbers and hairdressers good. So just look around and for good­ that alcohol is not necessary for effec­ We are once more treated to Adolfo must be excellent listeners. God bless ness sakes be available! tive socialization, the fact remains that Calero’s “inside story” on Nicaragua these unsung heroes and heroines al­ Try to avoid the ministry of listening people find it to be effective and useful in Viewpoint (December 2). I cannot though it may be good for business. out of a sense of duty. Go beyond that. for the promotion of necessary social forget his disruptive “interventions” Christians and people of other religious That is where a real loving concern is intercourse. People will find ways to when Edgar Chamorro spoke here last persuasions would do well to remember apparent. Most people do their duty consume alcohol, regardless of any im­ year, and if his antics were similar during Vice President Ramirez’ talk that it helps the business of the Gospel each day. How many will walk with a posed restrictions. The alcohol policy to also be compassionate listeners. It brother or sister that extra mile that is one such restriction, and students last week, he should have been told to is somewhat of a sad commentary that the Lord emphasized? I do believe that have circumvented this restriction by “sit down and shut up.” Civility is a often people frequent a bar to seek out there are generous folks who are going drinking off campus, for which driving precondition for the free interchange of someone who will listen to them instead that extra mile for a brother or sister. is often necessary. a university and those who abuse it only of a religious place, because no one ever There are also those who aren’t. And The solution is not tighter restrictions show that they need to be reminded of seems to be available or at home or one maybe some of them are committed on alcohol, but rather, to remove the that fact. Moreover, his breezy libel of must secure an appointment. Maybe religious folks. alcohol policy and to allow open alcohol liberation theology (in his December 2 that’s too late. Suffering doesn’t have Our own blessed Brother Andre, consumption on campus. This would en­ letter) should alert students to the office hours. C.S.C., whom Pope John Paul the II courage people to stay on campus reliability of this particular “insider’s” I once met a hairdresser who related beatified in 1983 in Rome, was one who rather than leaving the campus to view of matters in Central America. I to me that two of her customers on dif­ went far beyond the call of duty because drink, which endangers the lives of can only hope his work as a graduate ferent occasions had been contemplat­ there were brothers and sisters who others. student is more responsible than his let­ ing taking their lives. Fortunately, needed desperately just one word of In order to prevent students from ters or his behavior in lectures. after hearing them out, she was able to consolation, just one word of sympathy. driving off campus while intoxicated, persuade them that other options were This loving and caring French becuase of an open alcohol policy, se­ David Burrell available. I submit that such persua­ Canadian Holy Cross Brother would curity could monitor the students as Professor, Philosophy/Theology sion was made much easier since com­ receive one to 300 people a day at St. passionate listening allowed her Joseph’s Oratory in Montreal for over distressed clients the opportunity to un­ 30 years, from 1904 to 1937. If that burden their hearts. wasn’t enough service, he would travel It is pretty well established that by car in the evening to visit the homes many people check into a hospital be­ of the shut-in and the patients in the cause they are lonely and need someone hospital. This is to me love personified. tSs to whom they can talk. The most effec­ We can certainly im itate his spirit of tive balm that hospitals dispense is of­ zeal for others. ten compassionate listening. Ask any Permit me to touch on another area nurse. of the virtue of listening. It’s about lis­ Pope Pius the XII said: “To be a tening to our children. Children, like Christian is to be a missionary.” To anyone else, enjoy talking at times: whom, and where? Wherever we meet their fears, hopes, doubts, good things our burdened brothers and sisters. and the unpleasant. Child abuse is cer­ There is so much unhappiness in the tainly on the increase today. It is espe­ world. We could bring so much happi­ cially important that we make our­ ness to others if we would only take the selves available to listen to them, or we time to be good listeners. The time that may never know what is happening in we give isn’t the important thing. The their lives until it’s too late. They need XAZ I IV O S O F CHANGE quality of that time is: to really feel encouragement. They need to be af­ the hurt and the pain that the other is firmed as persons, to know that we love

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ANDY SAAL bars, you know what a pain those C.S.C.) tions, a protein assay test to ionization, the magnet attracts features writer papers can be. Well, this doesn't Just think how popular you'll be identify any piece of meat and a all of those yellow moons, or­ Well it's December again. And have to be a problem anymore. on campus. And of course, for direct phone link to the Poison ange stars and green clovers out if you're like most college stu­ Now there's the A plus L Word the next three weeks, every letter Control Center. of the bland cat food part and dents, you haven't even thought Processor. All you do is insert in the newspaper will be aimed deposits them into your bowl. So of Christmas shopping yet. But one page of facts or ideas, and at you. Just leave your phone off Another dining hall device is if you're tired of picking through don't despair. We re all going to the machine will water it down the hook. . . also sure to be a big hit this a tub of dry cereal looking for have to do our shopping during with redundant statements, am­ Christmas. Have you ever the good stuff, the Lucky Charms those four hours between the biguity, repeated ideas and Have you ever wondered just noticed how people try to scoop Marshmallow Magnet is for you. end of finals and the start of the thoughts you've already ex­ how acidic the orange juice was out more marshmallows than Of course, if none of these gift big day. pressed elsewhere. And with a in the dining hall? Just what part cereal when they get a bowl of ideas suits your tastes, you can Finding the right gift for a per­ jargon:fact ratio of 10:1, you and of what animal constituted that Lucky Charms? No matter how always give a domer the univer­ son has always been a challenge. your friends can be in the bars thing reputed to be meat on your much effort is involved, it just sal gift of domer fashion. Orien­ Of course, if you're like me, all by 9 p.m. Imagine, being able plate? Now you can answer these cannot be done efficiently. . . at tal sweaters? European designer of your friends will be receiving to say in 10 pages what you could questions and many others with least until now. Just off the jeans? Nope. This is Notre Dame a McDonald's 01ft Certificate this have said clearly in one! the Dining Hall Chemistry Kit. It drawing boards of a crackpot where your social status is deter­ year, m aybe even two. They I f a lonely domer guy is on your includes add/base titration druid, it's the Lucky Charms mined by your wardrobe. . and make very economical gifts: shopping list, you may have to equipment so you can figure out Marshmallow Magnet. Operating that wardrobe consists of sweat­ when you buy a book of 10, they search a long time to find him the pH of any dining hall secre­ on the Zen principle of selective pants. also give you a cute little something morally upright and Christmas stocking decorated decent with which to decorate his with Fievel Mousekewltz. Who's room. A llfeslze Inflatable doll of Fievel? Well, he's the animated Cybill Shepherd or Vanna White rodent starring in An American should fill the niche quite nicely, Tale. The story is all about a little, it can not only be used as a poor, Jewish immigrant mouse decoration but also as an SYR who. . . Jewish? On a Christmas date. stocking? Forgive me, oh, great Did you ever want to be the hamburger mecca, but I'm con­ center of conversation at every fused. table in the dining hall? What you m z Shopping for a domer is per­ need is the Letter to the Editor haps the hardest task o f all. Generator. With this classy, caus­ Everyone already has a Notre tic computer, you too can create Dame sweatshirt, as well as most complete cacophony on any con­ everything else in the bookstore. servative Catholic college As a veteran of the Cabbage cam pus : Patch Wars of 1985, I would like to offer a few unique suggestions Dear Editor, for som e Ideal domer gifts. I believe that (a. abortion, b. Do you know someone in the nuclear weapons, c. Nicaragua, College of Arts and Letters? Then d. abusing gerbils) is morallyjus- you know how long they slave tifiable. Anyone who disagrees over their typewriter. “Sorry, I with m e is (a. a communist, b. can't go out tonight. . . I've got damned to hell for eternity, c. a a 30 page paper on Keats due Hoosier). tomorrow. " Have you ever felt Sincerely, (a. your real name, sorry for them? Me neither. But b. your roommate's name, c. Ann if you need a partner to go to the Pettlfer, d. Theodore Hesburgh, Personal approach to University

KATHY BEHRMANN and emphasizes the underlying light what Schmuhl calls “cros­ features writer philosophies of the colleges. scurrents" at Notre Dame. These Schmuhl calls his volume a issues include the questions "University of Notre Dame: a “book of parts." He says the such as whether the University Comtemporary Portrait" is not reader gets “narrative and pic­can remain an excellent teaching only a book new to Notre Dame, tures and profiles about and institution while becoming a cen­ UNIVERSITY OF it is, according to its author from the people." The people in­ ter of research and whether the Robert Schmuhl, the first time terviewed in the book include Catholic character of Notre Dame any university has tried anything University Provost Timothy helps or hinders its academics. NOTRE DAME like it. O'Meara, who originally had the A combination of facts and opinions addresses these issues University of Notre Dame: a effectively. This is not a book that ------A------throws out isolated fun facts Contemporary Portrait about Notre Dame. Instead, it is Robert Schmuhl a portrait of the character and CONTEMPORARY goals of the University, with a definite em phasis on academ ics. Published this year by the Uni­ idea for such a book; Father Schmuhl, an assistant profes­ PORTRAIT versity of Notre Dame Press, Theodore Hesburgh and the sor of American Studies, spent Schmuhl's book is not simply a deans of all the colleges. There three years researching, con­ chronicle of Notre Dame's past, are also comments from ducting interviews, and writing and you'll find nothing of the Gip- numerous professors. this book. “Provost Timothy per here. Instead “University of The 72 photographs by Notre Dame: a Comtemporary alumnus Stephen Moriarty are O'Meara wanted to se e a volume Portrait " focuses on the intellec­ well chosen. They illustrate infor­ to bring together the history of tual life of Notre Dame at the m o­ mation about the University's the University with a focus on ment. facilities and its people. The pic­ what is happening nowand plans After a chapter describing the tures also help to make the book for the future, " he explained. origins of the University, a truly comprehensive portrait of “University of Notre Dame: a Schmuhl addresses each col­ Notre Dame. Contemporary Portr .it" is just lege, the law school and the “University of Notre Dame: a that, and the abundance of Inter­ graduate school. The book ex­ Contemporary Portrait" portrays views and photographs make it plores the various programs of the school in a very favorable an enjoyable as well as an in­ ROBERT I’. SCHMUHL study and research endeavors light but still manages to high­ formative book. The Observer Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 10

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will be David Rivers, whose Lineup comeback seems complete if continued from page 16 the BYU game is the measur­ ing stick. Phelps is looking for another Rivers fired in 22 points solid outing from Scott Hicks. against the Cougars and his The senior co-captain has been average stands at 13.8 points on a tear, pouring in 14.3 points per game. He also leads the and 3.8 rebounds a game. team with 5.5 rebounding Joining Hicks in the backline average. _____ SENIORS 1987 is less than a month away - What next? Look at an alternative to High Tech, Big Bus., a n d C orp. Exec. C onsider HOLY CROSS ASSOCIATES - A 1 YEAR-LAY-VOLUNTEER-SERVICE PROGRAM. *

AP Photo Dodger Manager Tom Lasorda, a guest speaker meetings as his Dodgers were involved in two at the Irish football banquet last week, was the trades. See story below, center of attention once again at the baseball Baseball meetings Dawson, Morris to leave teams Associated Press Danny Tartabull to Kansas tially created free agency, said City for pitchers Scott Morris and Dawson were com­ HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - Jack Bankhead and Steve Shields, mitted to leaving. Morris will not play for the and trading reliever Matt Morris and Dawson have Detroit Tigers next season and Young to Los Angeles for both been offered salary ar­ Andre Dawson will leave the pitcher Dennis Powell. bitration by their teams. The Contact: Mary Ann Roemer Montreal Expos, their agent The Dodgers also acquired All-Stars have until Dec. 19 to Center for Social Concerns promised Wednesday. pitcher Tim Leary from Mil­ accept or reject the proposal, The declaration that Morris waukee for first baseman Greg and if they say no, their teams (7949) and Dawson would challenge Brock. must sign them by Jan. 8 or lose or the free-agent system came But the big news concerned that right until May 1. minutes before the first major the big free agents, Morris and Moss said Morris, a 21-game J a n e Pitz trades of baseball’s winter Dawson. winner, gave him a list of four Moreau (5521) meetings. Agent Dick Moss, who suc­ team s he would like to pitch for Seattle made two deals, sen­ cessfully argued the Andy -the New York Yankees, Cali ding outfielder baseman Messersmith case that essen- fornia, Philadelphia and Min­ nesota - and would try to sign a new contract within a week. Morris, who made $950,000 last season, rejected Detroit’s Cut - R ate - Liquors lone offer since the season ended, a two-year contract for $2.5 million. Moss said the Tigers “have indicated no change” and that Morris turned down Detroit’s offer to Bud Light 7.99 meet again Thursday. Dawson, who batted .284 with 20 home runs and 78 runs batted Meister Brau in, has rejected the Expos’ con­ tract offer of $2 million for two $509 years. Later in the day, as several % ■************************************ teams - including Detroit - * began leaving the meetings, * * * Seattle sent Young to the * * Dodgers for pitcher Dennis * Strohs 30 PK Powell and a minor-league E player. * * Young, 28, led the Mariners with 13 saves and went 8-6 with l $8.69 i a 3.82 ERA. he was an All-Star as a rookie with Seattle in 1983. At last year’s winter XL meetings, Los Angeles ac­ quired lefty reliever Ed Vande Berg from Seattle for catcher Steve Yeager. Vande Berg did not do well, going 1-5 with no saves, as the Dodgers’ bullpen collapsed.

Powell went 2-7 for Los An­ geles, his first year spent mostly in the majors. Powell, 23, is a hard thrower who en­ joyed considerable success in B attles & Jam es the minors. $2.99 The Mariners also received second baseman Mike Watters, 7 5 0 Southern Comfort .750 who hit .285 in Class AAA. v.o. Brock, who didn’t attain the numbers the Dodgers ex­ $7 $7" pected, has hit 71 home runs in parts of five seasons with the Dodgers, but has had trouble making contact. I The Observer Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 12 Women’s IH basketball begins with Farley edging B.P. By SHEILA HOROX ien, and the outside shooting of resulted in several turnovers Farley did exactly that. nine other teams fighting it for Sports Writer Carolyn Burke, B.P. surged to by Breen-Phillips. Farley Borkowski got the ball into the the chance to go the playoffs in a 23-19 halftime advantage. breifly led 37-36 but B.P.’s hands of Kertin White, who February. The top four teams The 1986-87 women’s inter­ Farley, however, made Vicki Buth and Curoe com­ sank a 14-foot jumpshot with at the end of the season, as de­ hall basketball season began in several key adjustments. bined to put their team up, 48- eight seconds remaining to termined by record, will ad­ dram atic fashion this past Sun­ Marilu Almeida, who led all 41, with three minutes left. give Farley the win. vance into the playoff tourna­ day with Farley A edging scorers with 19 points, was With the victory Farley takes ment. Breen-Phillips A, 51-50. moved from guard to forward In an attem pt to pressure the the early lead in the women’s Several other teams also Good teams always find a in the second quarter. The ball, Farley abandoned its 2-3 race. There may not be much began their seasons on Sunday, way to win and no other team scenario then went as follows; zone for a man-to-man defense. of a race after Christmas among the more notable being typified that notion more so Almedia grabbed an offensive Farley then made the most of break, however, if Farley con­ defending champion Lewis A, than Farley. Although trailing rebound, was fouled on the every scoring opportunity,tinues to pull out the big wins. which crushed Badin, 50-14. throughout most of the game follow-up and went to the foul relying on Almeida and point “There’s no reason to com­ In other action, Lyons (Farley managed to take the line. After missing her first guard Mary Beth Borkowski plain,” said one Farley coach, trounced Breen-Phillips, 85-12, lead on only four occassions), free-throw attempt, Almeida (18 points). “when you’re coaching a team Walsh defeated Farley B, 51-14, it seized a lead when it counted made 11 straight. Finding themselves down 49- that always finds a way to and P.E. registered a win via most-at the buzzer. B.P. coach Jeff Peters 48, B.P. called a time out with win.” a Lewis B forfeit. Breen-Phillips jumped out to conceded that the game was 40 seconds remaining. Follow­ The season has just begun, The teams will resume play a quick 7-0 lead until an Ann decided at the foul line. ing this break, Guckien’s however, and Farley will have after the semester break. Marie Reilly basket sparked a “Foul shots definitely made jumpshot with 20 seconds left Farley rally that cut the deficit the difference in the game,” put B.P. back in the lead. to 7-6. Farley took the lead 16- said Peters. “We missed a few “I probably should have told 15, but Breen-Phillips one-and-one’s late in the second my team to hold the ball a little B B 1 ALUMNI m w m m m m m m m ® reasserted its inside game to half.” longer,” said Peters “We shot resume command. Still trailing by a point, Far­ with 20 seconds left and that ■ ■ SENIOR With the inside scoring of ley opened the fourth quarter gave Farley a chance to Ann Curoe and Cynthia Guck- with a trap defense that score.”

ing job “a great challenge. I Boilermakers went 1-8 in 1942. Akers felt I’d like to take it and meet Purdue had only one winning continued from page 16 if if we can. You always have season under Burtnett - 1984 - something to prove. The day when the Boilerm akers were 7- 5CLUB want players that way; I want you don’t feel that, you’d better 5 with a Peach Bowl loss to Vir­ coaches around me that way. I get out of coaching.” ginia, and Burtnett was named Tonight want everyone to know what to Akers, 48, signed a five-year Big Ten Conference coach of expect." contract with a starting base the year. Highly regarded freshman salary of $100,000, about $10,000 Akers coached the past 10 quarterback Jeff George, more than Burtnett received. years at Texas, where his All Wine Coolers $1 recruited for Burtnett’s Akers, who was fired two teams compiled an 86-31-2 passing-oriented offense, has weeks ago after the Longhorns record and appeared in nine said any decision to remain at finished 5-6, their worst mark straight bowl games before this Purdue would depend on the in 30 years, said the past season past season. Former Texas new coach. Asked about that, “was not one of my favorites. Tech Coach David McWilliams Akers said, “I think that’s nat­ That’s only the second time was hired last Friday as Akers’ Tomorrow (Fri) Senior ural when you have a situation I’ve been involved in a losing successor. like you have here. I’m sure I season. But that’s history. Akers played defensive back, Club Cup Ref would have suggested to him to That’s a chapter in my life I’m quarterback and placekicker keep an open mind. wiling to close.” at the University of Arkansas “I hope he is satisfied here. He is the 31st head coach at from 1957-59. He coached high I hope nothing is changed. He Purdue. school football in Texas before has the potential to be a great “I’m not here to examine joining the Longhorns’ staff in player. I’d like (to build) an of­ what they did in the past,” 1966 as an assistant to Darrell fense around him,” Akers said Akers said. “It makes all the. Royal. NO Friday Lunch of George. difference what we do from this Burtnett compiled a 21-34-1 He called the Purdue coach­ day forward.” record in five years. ‘faculty Course ‘Evaluations Sire OCere //

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The Observer Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 13 Irish swim teams get schedule break after winning weekend By PAT KEARNS impressive victory over But coach Welsh is not over­ “The January schedule is al­ progressively faster. Our main Sports Writer Mankato State last Friday and confident heading into most like beginning a second objective is to go as fast as we took the Irish Invitational on Christmas break. Both the season, and we expect to get can in the championship.” The Notre Dame men’s and Saturday. men’s and women’s teams can women’s swimming teams are Roger Miro, Charles Neid- count on hard practices, begin­ match when Ranger freshman looking forward to their next hoffer, and Eric Bohdan keyed ning December 28 in Philadel­ Parkside Dennis DuChene scored an 11-2 meets, but they’ll have to wait the Irish wins with impressive phia, in order to stay in shape m ajor decision over 126-pound a while. outings in both meets. The for their upcoming meets. continued from page 16 senior Greg Fleming. The win Both squads will be traveling men’s squad is especially deep, “The team is in very good made the team score 4-3 in fa­ to Philadelphia to practice and leading to first-place showings shape now,” said Welsh. “I wrestled with a lot of confi­ vor of the Rangers. to compete in the meets, which in several events, including the think both teams are stronger, dence,” said McCann. That’s when Durso, Boyd, will take place on Jan. 9 vs. 100-yard breaststroke, the 200- faster, and more capable than The big decisions made the and Wisniewski went to work. LaSalle and on Jan. 10 vs. Vil- yard backstroke and the 100- last week, but we need to m ain­ difference in the meet, in which Durso and Boyd’s technical lanova. yard freestyle. tain a good level of conditioning both teams won four matches. falls gave Notre Dame a 15-4 “We expect to have our work The women’s swimming over the exam and Christmas The two technical falls and one lead, and Wisniewski’s major cut out for us in both meets,” team also had quite a weekend, period.” major decision by the Irish ac- decision raised the score to 19- said Irish swimming coach breaking three school records Both team s are looking at the 1 counted for the four-point vic­ 4. Tim Welsh. “Both schools are in the process of beating championships as their final tory margin. very well-coached, and we ex­ Mankato State on Friday and and most important goal, and At the beginning of the meet, Injuries had much to do with pect them to be very, verywinning their Irish Invitational coach Welsh expects them to it looked as if the Rangers the results of the late matches. fast.” on Saturday. improve steadily until the team might pull out a win on the road The loss of junior Dan Carrigan Both the men’s and women’s Senior Monica Walker, fresh­ can bring forth its best effort over the Irish. Freshman 118- for the season, and maybe teams are 2-1 and are coming man Kathy Quirk and junior at that time. pounder Andy Radenbaugh longer, with a knee injury off particularly strong individ­ Nancy O’Brien, among others, struggled before winning the forced freshman Michael ual and team performances are swimming quite well, “The progression of im­ opening match, 6-4. Sheets into his first collegiate last weekend. leading the Irish to victory in provement for both teams has Wisconsin-Parkside took its match. Other injuries in the The men’s team scored an their events. been parallel,” said Welsh. only lead in the following heavyweight divisions caused Sheets and seniors Tom Ryan and Dave Helmer to fight out t ATTENTION ALL JUNIORS: I Happy of their weight classes. “Mike Sheets did a respec­ A lex table job, but he was out of his I I weight class and he just found If your parents DID NOT receive JPW A shok out the day before that he’d be | information over Thanksgiving Break, | wrestling,” said McCann. D alai “Ryan actually weighs 158 and please leave your name, home address, from Club he wrestled at 177, and Helmer | campus address and campus phone number | weighs 177 and he went at 190. You hope for the best, but it’s at the Student Activities Office by Thurs, 15 9 awfully difficult, you just hope | Dec. 11 at 4:30 p.m. | (Were gonna for the best kids to come through. beat you up so “We’ve got to get big efforts | If we do not get your nam e and address, your hard!) from our weaker people, and I parents will not receive the proper information. ♦ we’ve got to get some kids back w v v m from injuries.”

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North Dining Hall South Dining Hall Breen Phillips Alumni Holy Cross Farley Badin Howard Planner Carroll Lewis Grace Cavanaugh Lyons Keenan Dillon Morrissey Pasquerilla East Fisher Pangborn Pasquerilla West St. Edward’s Zahm Stanford Sorin Off Campus meal plan Walsh The Observer Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 14 Ditka names Sports Briefs Tomczak The ND-SMC ski team will have tryouts for the team on Tuesday, Jan. 13 at Swiss Valley. Meet at the main circle starting QB at noon, with a car if possible. Cost is $20. Everyone must turn in proof of insurance and sign eligibility forms before Associated Press Dec. 18. Also, turtleneck money is due this week. For more information contact Kathy Skendzel at 4029.-The Observer LAKE FOREST, 111. - Joe Krivak, an assistant coach at the University of Chicago Bears Coach Mike Maryland, was named Wednesday to head the university’s Ditka said Wednesday that football program. - Associated Press Mike Tomczak will start at quarterback Monday Night The ND rowing club’s men’s varsity and novice teams against the Detroit Lions in the will have practice today at 5 p.m. on the ACC concourse. Pontiac Silverdome. -The Observer Ditka said Doug Flutie also will see considerable action in the game as the Bears, 12-2, shot beat the St. Ed’stioly hope to nail down home-field Cross goalie. advantage for their first Hockey Cavanaugh coach Mike Jen­ playoff game, either Saturday, continued from page 16 nings was happy with his Jan. 3, or Sunday, Jan. 4th. team’s performance. “I feel like I’ve got three score. Trailing 1-0, Paul Ray “We had no outstanding ac­ good quarterbacks. The situa­ evened things up when his wrist hievers out there tonight, but it tion right now is I’m going with shot from a tough angle found was a team effort,” he said. the younger two,” said Ditka, a home in the net. After falling In other opening action, Car- who also has veteran Steve Ful­ behind again in the second- rolldCeenan (1-0) skated past ler as backup to Tomczak and half, CavanaughHoward’s St. EdV Holy Cross by a score Flutie. Clay Hamlin tied it up when he of 4-1. CavanaugbHoward took a Jim Meija pass, skated defeated Planner (0-1), 3-0, and “I’m not saying I wouldn’t down the ice and he sent his Sorin (0-2) was shell-shocked play Steve but I just want to wrist shot into the upper corner twice as they suffered embar- find out right where we are so of the goal. rasing losses to Morrissey (1-0) we’ll be okay when that first With less than a couple of 9-1, and to Fisher (2-0) 9-0. Fis­ weekend in January rolls minutes to play, Chris Sullivan her in its first game squeaked around,” Ditka said in a tele­ At* Photo got the game winner. After by Stanford to win 4-3. In the phone interview with Detroit Quarterback Doug Flutie may be looking forward to starting for taking a rink-long pass off a week’s lone tie, Pangborn(0-0- sports writers and the Bears, but Head Coach Mike Ditka has decided to keep Mike face-off, he was able to out- 1) and Alumni held each other sportscasters. Tomczak as his starter. skate the defense, and his slap­ scoreless.

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Associated Press “ I ran into him a couple of WE DON’T MONKEY AROUND days before the race and he said he had just done the Iron- TO GIVE YOU SERVICE, NEW YORK - The 24 people man Triathlon and was confi­ SELECTION AND THE BEST who took shortcuts in last dent of breaking 2:30 in New month’s New York City m arat­ York,” Glover said. “I said, ‘no VALUES IN TOWN hon probably didn’t think about way.’ He said, ‘Oh, yeah.’ That the video cameras recording definitely registered.” SPECIALS GOOD AT ALL 10 OF OUR CONVENIENT LOCATIONS the race. The triathlon includes a 100- REG. OR LIGHT They were caught, and offi­ mile bike ride, a two-mile swim cials from the three biggest and a marathon. marathons said Wednesday When Glover heard Bell won 24 LOOSE CANS that cameras and vigilance are the Master Division, he asked 5 increasingly needed to combat marathon officials to check the cheaters. their videotapes, which were

It was the disqualification of recorded by cameras along the LOOSE CANS Hoosier John Bell, winner of the route. Bell and the others ScQtmuiV* VO a Master Division for runners hadn’t passed some check- bi/rof'/T/t over 40, that led New York race oints, and race director Fred 7 3 0 ML. officials to review their Eebow announced the dis­ YOUR CHOICE videotape from the race and qualifications Tuesday. disqualify 23 other runners. Of­ “Bell probably did pretty 8 9 ficials estimate that the 44- much what Rosie Ruiz did,” year-old Bell, of Marion, Ind., Lebow said. “We don’t know - took a 10-mile shortcut for his subway or car, or he may have time of 2:25:15. run all the way into Manhattan 7 3 0 ML. 2 Three of the 24 runners were and cut across 59th street.” 8 among the top 100 finishers. Ruiz was the apparent win­ Bell was the 69th runner to ner of the women’s division of cross the finish line out of 19,689 the 1980 Boston Marathon but people who finished the 26.2- was disqualified for cheating. mile race on Nov. 2. It was also determined that The Master Division winner Ruiz had taken the subway in 5 gets $3,000 and a trophy. The the 1979 New York City race. check was never issued, and The cameras, which have 4 marathon officials want the been used in New York since trophy back. 1980, “were inspired by Rosie Bell, the owner and president Ruiz,” said Lebow. of Bell Fibers, was not return­ ing calls from reporters, said 2 Bettie Hurt, a secretary at the NEED GIFT IDEAS tONRJW) company. “It appears that the people who cheat most are the HE SNITE MUSEUM SHOP masters runners,” said Bob

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SAB P resents: * Decorate-a-tree * * Miracle on 34th Street * ery-Wy » y WyCy-Cy-Vy cry Wy-ory e?y »y«ry Wy Wy-WV^y at the CSC * Tonite! * A Chorus Line x. 4:30-6:30 pm * 7,9,11 Friday, Dec. 12 j Friday and Saturday Nite * Help the NSHP kids, little brothers/little sisters & faculty's * 7,9:15,11:30 kids deccratel There will be a Santa, candy canes, * cockles, hqt 0909a, hot older...then, otter O/ee Club * EG Auditorium Concert: sleigh rides A more hot 0909a, older and * Absolutely no food or drink allowed cookleslll * $1.50 ______******************************************* Sports Thursday, December 11, 1986 - page 16 E. Michigan next test Akers agrees for 2-2 Irish tonight to coach at Purdue By RICK RIETBROCK got to play our game and do the Sports Writer things we want to do.” Associated Press Leading the way for Ben Notre Dame’s basketball Braun’s squad will be 6-4 senior team has gotten back to even forward Mike McCaskill and 6- WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. and now looks to move another 8 junior center Grant Long. Former Texas football coach step ahead in tonight’s game McCaskill, one of the team ’s co­ Fred Akers, hired at Purdue on against E astern Michigan. The captains, averages 13.2 points Wednesday, said he expected 2-2 Irish will be trying for their and 7.4 rebounds to lead the to assemble a staff within a third straight victory against Hurons in both categories, week and immediately begin the 3-3 Hurons. while Long chips in 12 points recruiting “the very best ath­ The Irish played three games and 7.2 rebounds per contest. letes possible.” last week, playing well in a loss Completing the frontline is 6- Akers was hired five weeks to Indiana and a win against 6 junior Chuck King, who sports after Leon Burtnett resigned Brigham Young, while taking a 9.4 scoring average. under pressure amid the on a lackluster look in a 60-56 The backcourt features the Boilermakers’ worst record in squeaker over Cornell. other co-captain, 6-5 senior 44 years. Lewis Scott (11.6 pts., 3.2 rebs.) “I’ve known Leon for some and 5-11 sophomore junior- time, and he did discuss some college transfer Rick Hardesty of the strengths and weaknes­ who contributes 8.2 points per ses,” Akers said at an after­ game and leads the team with noon news conference at 22 assists. Brad Soucie, a 6-5 Mackey Arena. “We re always freshman, provides some looking for skilled people, but scoring punch from the bench until we can get a staff settled, with a 10.2 average. I’m not going to say this is our In quelling the Huron upset No. 1, No. 2, No. 3 priority.” bid, the Irish will most likely Akers said he might bring return to the smaller of their some of his former staff from starting lineups. That means 6- Texas. 7 sophomore Sean Conner He said he met with a group returns to the starting five, and of about 25 Purdue players Sean Conner the timing appears to be per­ before taking the job and that Notre Dame head coach Dig­ fect. Conner has hit nine of his he would meet again with the ger Phelps indicated that he last ten shots from the field in players to “assure them doesn’t want another flat per­ the last two contests. they’re going to have a staff formance, like the one the Irish Mark Stevenson will start at ready to roll up its sleeves and put together against Cornell, the other forward spot and work with them. against the underdog Hurons. carries a 9.3 average. Gary “I want them to know we are “This is a game where we Voce gets the nod in the pivot in the process of assembling need to concentrate early and averaging 1.5 points and 2.8 what I hope will be a great come out and take control,” he rebounds. staff,” Akers said. says. “If we let them come in The strength of the squad has The Observer/Robert Jones Akers described himself as and play well early the waybeen in the backcourt and “demanding, committed, a Cornell did last week, it could Scott “Air” Hicks will try to prevent the Irish from taking Eastern great competitor ... yet fair. I be a long night for us. We’ve see LINEUP, page 11 Michigan too lightly at the ACC tonight. see AKERS, page 12 IH hockey season starts with Alumni win, tie

By ORLANDO RUBIANO Stanford’s power play time and Sports Writer again. After Stanford’s Jim Roll tied Interhall hockey began its in­ the match on a three-on-one itial week of play with a partial break, Alumni put it all to­ slate of games. As expected, gether in the second half. Vairo there were some blowouts struck again as he picked up a which came at the expense of loose puck in Stanford’s end Sorin. But several nail-biters and fired it into the short side produced two one-goal deci­ of the goal. Minutes later after sions and a tie. an Alumni penalty, Nick Penna This year season’s edition of scored short-handed when he interhall hockey is expected to beat a defender one-on-one, have more of the latter, which faked the goalie to his left and should prove to be very enter­ went around him right for the The Observer/Greg Kohs taining. score. Despite getting off to a slow start, the Irish for the first time since the two teams started With a 3-1 lead, Alumni con­ wrestling team defeated Wisconsin-Parkside facing each other. On Tuesday night, the night’s tinued its attack and scored lone game pitted Alumni and number four when a scramble Stanford. Alumni (1-0), a final in front of the Stanford goal four participant last year, was resulted in a goal by Alumni’s too much for outmanned Stan­ Scott Kahney. The final goal Wrestling downs Wis.-Parkside ford (0-2). Alumni had several was beautifully set up as Bill good scoring opportunities in Harrington took a nice feed By STEVE MEGARGEE we needed to get the big decisions from our the first-half but could not find from a teammate racing into Sports Writer strong people,” said McCann. the net until Steve Vairo picked the slot area, and flipped it into Durso, Boyd, and Wisniewski all responded up a loose puck inside the blue the upper left corner. After two-plus weeks of competing in tour­ to the challenge. Durso and Boyd got con­ line. With his back to the goal, “ We hustled well after the naments against some of the top schools in secutive technical falls, with respective he turned and shot, surprising puck, and I thought all the lines the country, three Notre Dame wrestlers last scores of 20-5 and 24-9. Wisniewski followed the Stanford goalie as the puck played well,” said Aquadro, night showed the home folks just what they’d with a 14-4 win for a major decision. went past him. who was quite pleased with the learned while they were away. McCann said that their experiences While there was no further effort given. Notre Dame coach Fran McCann was more against top-ranked teams in the Las Vegas scoring in the half, Stanford than grateful to see the exhibitions by Jerry Invitational and St. Louis Open helped the blew several golden opportuni­ On Monday night, Durso, Pat Boyd, and Ron Wisniewski, as three wrestlers prepare for Wisconsin- ties as they twice wasted two- CavanaugbHoward (2-0) twice they keyed the Irish win over Wisconsin- Parkside. man advantages. had to come from a goal down Parkside, 25-21. “That kind of competition really helps our Goalie Matt Roy, who accor­ to beat a tough St. Ed’sHoly “We had to get those (decisions) to win. better kids, and you could tell tonight they ding to Alumni coach Brian Cross (0-2) squad by a 3-2 We had so many adjustments to make that see PARKSIDE, page 13 Aquadro played tough in the net, came up big as he thwarted see HOCKEY, page 14 I