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Wednesday, October 15 , 1997 • Vol. XXXI No. 38 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Stanford apologizes to ND for band performance By HEATHER COCKS News Editor

Stanford University issued a formal apology to Notre Dame for the content of its marching ter than toinsult.others' band's pre-game and halftime religion and heritage.' shows, performed at the Oct. 4 football game, University Gerhard Casper President Father Edward Malloy said yesterday. president of Stanford During the program that University sparked the controversy, Irish people were referred to as The has since "stinking drunks," while the been prohibited from playing in band parodied the Irish potato their home arena when Notre famine and staged a debate Dame travels to Stanford in between the devil and a Catholic November 1999. according to "Cardinal." Stanford athletic director Ted "Our students should know Leland. better than to insult others' reli­ Malloy accepted the apology gion and heritage," Stanford and lauded its condemnation of University President Gerhard the racial, ethnic and anti­ Casper wrote Monday to Malloy. Catholic slurs included in /Carolyn Sleeth "The band's purported satire shows; in addition, he expressed Stanford's band (above) gave a performance on Oct. 4 that outraged many Catholics and people of Irish was uncivil and improper." descent. The band has a reputation for controversy, and was barred from Notre Dame's campus in 1991 . see STANFORD I page 4

Students Use fall break The work of an artist ... in the service of others By SARAH HANSEN the greatest impact on their site in the News Writer smallest amount of time. Students involved in the Washington Early Sunday morning, 203 Notre Seminar expect to learn about environ­ Dame students will board over 20 mental concerns in the District of buses en route to earning one credit in Columbia. The 24 participants plan to the most experiential and service­ meet with governmental ·and religious based educational ·opportunity offered agencies in an effort to gain a deeper bv Notre Dame. understanding of the various points of ·Three fall service projects are offered view regarding the environment. by the University this year, each one George lloward, author of a recently allowing students to visit Appalachia, released book on Ecological Washington, D.C., and Chicago for a Psychology, spoke to the group as part hands-on education in serving others. of the orientation session, offering one This year 165 students will partake of the many views of the environment in the Appalachia Seminar, visiting 16 they hope to eneounter over the week. total sites. Upon their return to campus, the Within the program, students are participants of the Washington given the opporttinity to learn about Seminar will meet with campus envi­ the environmental issues within the ronmental groups for collaborative dis­ region, while pre-med students focus cussion and planning. on rural health care. Fourteen Notre Dame students will At manv sites, Notre Dame alumni witness diversity through work with will acc(;mpany students over the the Urban Life Center in Chicago as The Observer/Laura Giuliani Two artists, Susan Bradt and Charles Johnson, will be bringing their work to Saint Mary's break. The students and alumni plan to Moreau Gallery. See article on page 3. work side by side in an e!Tort to make see SERVICE/ page 4 LONI grant helps recruit Latinas, small town residents

By MELANIE GARMAN oriented decisions. Assistant Saint Mary's News Editor "We worked with students on issues and ways to exercise Increasing the number of leadership, college placement, Indiana students attending col­ self-esteem and ways to meet lege, especially Saint Mary's, is the physical challenges needed the goal of the newly founded to succeed," said Patrick White, Leaders of a New Indiana (LONI) associate dean of faculty, who program. early in the high schools, it served as co-director of the The program, which is sup­ would allow these students to academy this summer with ported by the Lilly Endowment, have a chance to visit Saint Georgeanna Rosenbush. supports the leadership develop­ Mary's knowing that there is "We emphasized collaborative ment and education of both additional help offered to them leadership which is needed in Latina students and students through the LON! program," the real world," White added. from communities smaller than said Mary Pat Nolan, director of The second phase of the pro­ 25,000 people in the state of admission. gram offers a $3,500 grant to Indiana. Beginning in their sophomore, those students who demonstrate Each of the 18 private colleges junior and senior years of high financial need after admission to which are participating in the school, students eligible for the Saint Mary's. Students are still LON! program were given a LON! program are invited to the eligible to b~ a participant in the variety of options on the focus of summer Leadership and LON! project and any of its pro­ their individual programs. Saint Community Development grams, even if they do not quali­ Mary's decided to cover the Academy, which is staffed on fy for the LON! grant. entire spectrum from pre-col­ campus by Saint Mary's faculty, In its first year, Saint Mary's lege to post-college, setting up administration, and students. gave out 33 grants to students events to entice high school stu­ During this week, students expe­ who qualified and the college dents to attend Saint Mary's, as rience intense leadership chal­ hopes to double that number by Photo courtesy of Georgeanna Rosenbush well as continuing on in their lenges that will benefit them not next year. Patrick White, associate dean of faculty, gives a lecture at the Leadership only in the present, but in their and Community Development Academy this past July. The weeklong career in the state of Indiana. seminar was funded by the Leaders of a New Indiana (LONI) grant. "We decided that by starting future educational and career- see LONI I page 4 . ------~------· ------~-~-·

page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Wednesday, October 15, 1997 • INSIDE COLUMN • WORLD AT A GLANCE Don't Think tank report reaffirms U.S. military dominance LONDON low-level regional conflicts is Hegional conflicts show little sign extremely difficult- "and there is of winding down, the world arms Arms sales boom little sign of these seriously abating." Volunteer trade is growing and the United A look at the trend in worldwide Chipman said the United States is States has no challengers to its mili­ arms sales: the only country capable of conduct­ tary dominance, a leading military ing large-scale military operations Well, fall has arrived, 90------think tank said Tuesday. with a global reach. It is also "the hell week is almost Nora Meany - ~ 84.9 In billions, past, and many of us Saint Mary's Accent Editor There is also "considerable con­ 1995 U.S. dollars principal architect" of existing bal­ are beginning to settle cern" about nuclear, biological and ance of power arrangements in chemical weapons, the International Europe, the Middle East and Asia, into life here in South Bend with welcome 60 relief. The worst is over. Maybe a few of us Institute for Strategic Studies said in 39.9 and its role "is as vital as ever," he even have some free time on our hands ..... So its study, "The Military Ralance v said. what, pray tell, do we do to fill the void of 1997-98." A special focus of that As for China, the institute said Reijing is upgrading its military excess time? Watch T.V.? Go out and have concern is Iraq, which has defied. 30 fun? Study? Well, I can tell you one thing that U.N. resolutions to diselose details of forces but does not have the you SHOULD NOT do under ANY CIRCUM­ its chemical and biological weapons resources "to project a major conven­ STANCE. programs, the institute said. tional force beyond its territory." The global arms trade grew by 13 Volunteer. The annual assessment of military o~~~~w.~~~~~-- You heard me, don't volunteer. capabilities and defense spending in 1987 '88 '89 '90 '91 '92 '93 '94 '95 '96 percent in 1995, and the trend con­ I cannot think of a more deplorable waste 169 countries concluded that pre­ tinued last year with an 8 percent venting or controlling civil wars and Source: International Institute APIA. Kranz rise. of time for anyone than a day of volunteering. for Strategic Studies How pointless can that be? You, a successful Sir or Ma'am of the Notre Dame Community, Clinton apologizes to Brasilians Hairstyle gets student fired giving your time so that some random stranger who probably deserves whatever BEHLIN economic strife that was encountered, can Amid distractions from home, An African law student !ired by a Berlin luxury hotel have his or her hardships worked out for President Clinton tried to smooth over because ll'er corn-rowed hair did not conform to an free. misunderstandings about U.S. views on "average" European styfe is demanding an apology, her You need to work on your resume! In a trade in Latin America on Tuesday and lawyer said Tuesday. The woman, who was born in word, internships. After all, I think I speak apologized to Brazil for a U.S. govern­ Rurundi and has lived in Rerlin for 16 years, was sent for everybody when I say that I didn't get into ment slight. "The document was for a three-day temporary job at the newly rebuilt Hotel college by helping little old women across the wrong," Clinton said of a U.S. Embassy Adlon in June. She was let go on tlw second day, howev­ street. The underprivileged cannot get you a commercial guide that outraged er, because her braided hair did not conform with the job after you graduate. Why bother making Brazilians by asserting corruption was "'"""""-"-_..,_-­ international hotel's standards, said hotel lawyer Hans­ connections that you will never be able to use endemic here. "And it represented an appalling error of Joachim Jungbluth. Jungbluth notified the woman's in the workforce? judgment. No Brazilian could have been any more upset lawyer, Martin Poell, that the hotel's requirements Your time is valuable. You need to study. about it than I was. I thought it was terrible and I did included an "average middle-European haircut and You need to socialize. You need to spend everything I could to correct it." Clinton also tried to dis­ style." Po ell called the phrase racist. Jungbluth said it hours camped out on your Goodwill couch pel widespread suspicions that Washington opposes the was legal language taken from past court decisions and watching 90210 reruns. What you don't need Latin trading bloc Mercosur and wants to instead create had nothing to do with race. "If a German with light skin to do is waste time commuting back and forth a hemispheric-wide free trade zone by 2005. Clinton said had the same hairstyle, she couldn't have continued to from a thankless volunteering job for which it wasn't an either-or choice. "I support Mercosur," the work there either," he said. Hotel manager Jean van you receive neither compensation nor a president said, referring to the alliance of Brazil, Daalen's office referred calls to their lawyer. But he told resume accreditation. Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay. "We can en)ate a the Der Tagesspiegel newspaper last week that the Case in point: Future doctors and lawyers, free-trade area of Americas consistent with Mercosur .... woman's rejection had nothing to do with her national you will be charging $250 an hour for your So to me this is a false choice that we don't intend to ask origin. "Perhaps an employee overreacted in the hotel's services in a few years. Why give it away for the Brazilians, the Argentineans or the other members opening phase, but in any ease it was not meant person­ free now? You, Notre Dame Community, are of Mercosur to make." On a hot, sunny day, Clinton ally," he said. Poell said his client wanted "an apology worth much more than that. You are SO SPE­ spoke at a news conference with President .Fernando first of all" and $57 to $114 for the lost day's wages. CIAL that you do not need to volunteer. Ever. Henrique Cardoso in the Alvarado Palace garden where Jungbluth said he would not consider apologizing The underprivileged depress me, anyway. exotic birds sang in the trees. because the hotel had done nothing wrong. Why would I want to be around people who have nothing? How could that possibly pre­ Scientists: Garlic wards off infections .Hasbro, Galoob win '' pare me for the hardships that I will face in life? You, Notre Dame Community, will never JEHUSALEM NEW YOHK be homeless. I know I never will. In fact, Israeli researchers announced today that they have llasbro Inc. and Galoob Toys Inc. - the No. 2 and No. nobody with a college degree has ever, in the found additional evidence for what grandmothers have 3 U.S. toymakers - won the rights to produce toys for history of the world, been homeless. Trust known all along: eating plenty of garlic wards ol'f infec­ the three new Star Wars movies on Tuesday in a deal me on this. I just can't relate. tions. Scientists at the Weizman Institute of Science in analysts called the biggest toy licensing agreement ev!~r. Besides, there are hardly any opportunities Hehovot said they have isolated large quantities of While both companies declined to disclose terms of the to volunteer in South Bend. Why, aside from allicin, garlic's main biologically active ingredient. The agreements, Star Wars is already the best-selling toy SURV, Campus Ministry, Center for Social researchers found, through numerous tests, that allicin license to date, with millions of dollars in revenues each Concerns, Christmas in April, Hope Mission, can disable infection-causing amoebas in test tubes. "We year. Galoob, meantime, offered almost one-firth of its South Bend Center for the Homeless, are now checking it on different kinds of cells," said . stock to the films' producers at an attractive price. "Star Appalachia Seminar, Urban Plunge and vari­ Meir Wilehek of the institute's Riological Chemistry Wars is the biggest suceess story in the toy industry," ous other dorm projects and private funds, Department. Wilchek said if allicin is found to kill infec­ said Frank Heysen, editor of Playthings magazine, a New there is no place to donate my time at all. tous disease-causing organisms, garlic may become the York-based trade publication. "Since the original movie Why bother? antibiotic of the future. Many infectious organisms have came out 20 years ago, there's hardly been any let up in I look upon my college career as a stepping become resistant to currently known antibiotics such as demand for Star Wars' toys." Ilasbro and Galoob stone to greater and more profitable things. penicillin and amoxicillan. One doctor, however, said already hold the licenses for the original Star Wars trilo­ What's important in life, anyway? Here's a more tests are needed. "This is an interesting prelimi­ gy. Each produces a wide range of merchandise that not clue .... you can't feed yourself with love. You nary finding, but it needs to be taken further," said Dr. only attracts children but fanatical adult collectors as can't buy a new suit made out of compassion. Elliott Berry of lladassah Hospital. Berry urged caution well. While those agreements will still hold, both compa­ You can't throw a big party for all of your in further predictions before more complete research is nies also gain rights to the much-awaited "prequels" friends if you don't have a big home to fit done. from Lucastilm Ltd. everyone in. I consider myself a good Catholic. I know that you are too. So, I try to take care of myself in the style that Catholics have adopt­ • SoUTH BEND WEATHER • NATIONAl WEATHER ed for centuries. !live for myself, and myself alone. Is that not the way of the Catholic? 5 Day South Bend Forcast The AccuWeather®forecast for noon, Wednesday, Oct. 15. 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Wednesday, October 15, 1997 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS page 3 Artists' works come to Moreau Fitzgibbon takes the By ARIANN BUTLER obtained her bachelor's degree rate a "series of multiple-part News Writer from Philadelphia College of Art. wall pieces" into public places. Her work has been exhibited Johnson is an assistant profes­ reins, makes plans Moreau Galleries at Saint in New York, Wisconsin, North sor of art at Edinboro University Mary's College will display the Carolina, New Jersey and of Pennsylvania. He has been The host family program works of Susan Brandt and Minnesota. Brandt has received awarded an individual Artist's Director chosen matches Notre Dame's interna­ Charles Johnson until Nov. 7. grants from the New York Grant from the Wisconsin Arts tional students with Michiana According to Brandt, her work Foundation for the Arts and Board as well as an for international families to promote and intro­ combines the "feminine virtue of Artist's Space. Arts/Industry Artist in Residency duce American community quilt making with materials of Johnson's work centcrs on the from the John Michael Kohler relations into the lives of the questionable virtue." idea that "humans are a part of Art Center. student affairs international students. Her quilts are made from the natural environment and Most recently his work has By ANNE HOSINSKI Also on Fitzgibbon's agenda scrap materials that balance must coexist with the rest of been exhibited at the University News Writer is the institution of a field trip conceptual ideas with craft. She nature." of Kansas, the University of program, allowing internation­ claims that she challenges the He incorporates realistically Nevada, and the University of New cultural and educational al students to expand their established definition of domes­ rendered endangered animals North Texas. He holds a masters experiences are on the horizon view of the United States by vis­ ticity, femininity, and quilt mak­ and architectural structures into in fine arts and a masters in art for Notre Dame's international iting other portions of the coun­ ing in relation to "high" art. the style of ceramic totems. from the University of students, according to Maureen try. "Her work ultimately and The animals are presented in Wisconsin-Madison, where he Fitzgibbon, the newly appoint­ Fitzgibbon began her career most importantly acknowledges a rough and organic fashion that also obtained his bachelor's ed director of international stu­ at the University of Iowa, serv­ women's historical and contem­ contrasts the hard-edged linear degree. dent affairs. ing as an international student porary roles as producers of portions of the building, which Brandt and Johnson opened Fitzgibbon intends to expand and scholar advisor from 1984- meaning, not just makers of are primarily Medieval churches their exhibits last Friday with a the cross-cultural interaction 87. quilts." said Alison Ferris, cura­ and ancient structures. These reception and a lecture by between international and She graduated from the tor of the John Michael Kohler contrasts emphasizes the "tem­ Johnson on his pieces. American students. University of Iowa with a bach­ Art Center. porary and vulnerable quality" The Moreau Galleries are "Our international students elor's degree in English in 1980 Brandt. an instructor at of the animals. open to the public Tuesday are here for more than just the and received a master's degree Adirondack Community College In the future, Johnson said he through Friday, 10 a.m. to 12 education. The.y have a strong in student development in post in New York. holds a masters in plans to "push the dialogue of p.m. and 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., desire to experience the culture secondary education in 1986. fine art degree from The School stacked objects even further" in Saturday, 10 a.m. to 12 p.m., of America as well," she said. Prior to serving at Notre of Art Institute of Chicago. She his series of endangered ani­ and Sunday, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. or Fitzgibbon plans on institut­ Dame, Fitzgibbon spent 10 mals. He also hopes to incorpo- by special appointment. ing a language exchange pro­ years at Grinnell College in gram between international Iowa as the director of interna­ and American students, in tional student services, and the which both groups of students assistant director of admis­ Recycle The Observii- -:or e!sef can share experiences with one sions, coordinator of interna­ another related to their respec­ tional admissions and assistant tive cultures. director of off-campus studies. "My hope is to enhance the Fitzgibbon replaces Arthur support service for internation­ Grubert, who recently was al students through the expan­ appointed director of interna­ sion of the host family pro­ tional education relations and gram," commented Fitzgibbon. student visas. Think of us Tl.lS as your scliooJ bus. Ocr. 17 semester breaks or heading home for your sister's FRI., if going home means catching a plane at Midway or the best way to the airport is United limo. 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United Limo to the Chicago Airports Season TickeTs 10 Player of the Year Candidate: There will be a memorial mass for AlltFaR.es Stacy Marie Smith, Class of 1997 on October 25th ND T-sblR.Ts TO in the McGlinn Hall Chapel approximately 1 hour after the a~~s pRST 1,000 Fans end of the B.C. Game. . t Dl FKee admzsszon ro aLL Please join us in Con t 1nen a 1 ~ remembering her life and Express • } ce CenTeR. her love for Notre Dame. ---.------page4 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS Wednesday, October 15, I 997 choice," she added. said. given the opportunity to hire two to a 1995 "working paper" of Once admitted to Saint Mary's The next phase of the pro­ additional members to their the Indiana Commission for LONI as an undergraduate, students gram offers students the oppor­ counseling staff. Higher Education, Indiana ranks tunity to participate in summer "With the additional staff 47th out of the 50 states in the continued from page 1 are then entered into the men­ taring program. Within the men­ internships between their junior membnrs wn are able to intensi­ percontage of residents ovor 25 "We were very impressed with taring program, they are and senior years. Having paid fy our recruitment program," years old with baccalaureate or the number of students we were assigned faculty and student summer employment offers real said Nolan. "We arc able to higher degrees. able to help in the program's mentors who work closely with world experience in the state of make ourselves visible to com­ "So far we have been very first year of existence," said each woman and assist them Indiana, while allowing students munities that we have never imprcssod with those who came Maria Thompson, LON! project with any questions that may to stay close to home. reached before, which we hope from all over the state to partic­ educational director. arise. "Many times students in small­ will strengthen our enrollment." ipate," said White. "They all "We currently have 1,000 "Our goal was to have each er communities tend to want a The LONI program is twofold seem extremely proud to be a Indiana prospects for next year mentor meet with their students quality education while being in that it benefits students in the part of the program and are who, we hope, will consider at least once a month, however, close to home," White stated. state of Indiana, while at the excited to go back to their Saint Mary's as their college they have actually been meeting Since the invention of the pro­ same time contributing to the hometowns to promote the pro­ at least once a week," White gram, Saint Mary's has been progress of the state. According gram." the Notre Dame campus, claim­ ing its halftime antics "mocked Have something to say? Use Observer Classifieds! Stanford members of the Catholic faith." continued from page 1 Aware of the existing ban, which Malloy plans to extend his own strong denunciation of indefinitely, Stanford said it will the group's behavior. not seek permission to bring the "As a community formed performers to South Bend when largely by Irish-American the football teams clash here in Catholics, we find the behavior 1998 and 2000. of the Stanford band not merely The band members' immedi­ ... boorish, but personally offen­ ate response to the controversy sive," Malloy said in a statement. was one of confusion, claiming . "Such bigotry - whether spectators overreacted to what Why lS Mona smiling? directed at Catholics, Jews, the was meant as a mere joke. Irish, African-Americans, Native "Our field show was meant to Americans, or any other group poke fun at the Notre Dame - is absolutely unacceptable,· mascot and not at a group of especially from a student organi­ people," band manager Scott zation representing an institu­ McKissen told a Knight­ tion that rightfully prides itself Ridder/Tribune reporter. on diversity," he added. "Unfortunately, some people Rumor has it. Mona Lisa had pasta on her mind. took it far more seriously than it The incident in Palo Alto is not Kind of like the authentic Italian pasta the first time Stanford's band was intended." has upset the Notre Dame com­ Knight-Ridder/Tribune Media you'll find at Fazoli's. munity. In 1991, Malloy barred Services contributed to this Fettuccine Alfredo, Spaghetti with report. the school's marching band from rich Marinara sauce. And hearty Lasagna. just to name a few. Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, plan to tour ethnic Come by soon for a real work of art. Service neighborhoods in Chicago, hear You'll smile. too. continued from page 1 the blues, and meet those work­ ing in the Windy City to promote part of the Cultural Diversity equality and integration. Seminar. All three programs require The participants in the orientation and follow-up ses­ 52770 US Route 33N, 277-4008, South Bend Cultural Diversity Seminar, sions stressing relevant Catholic working in conjunction with the social teachings.

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Student Academic Council Committiee Notre Dame Student Union Wednesday, October 15, 1997 The Observer • NATIONAL NEWS page 5 Americans Merton and Scholes win economics Nobel

By ERIC QUINONES derivatives, the risky invest­ Myron S. Scholes of Stanford now is a $70 Writer ments that have brought riches University were honored by the trillion global Black-Scholes formula to some but ruin to Britain's Royal Swedish Academy of market. Professors Robert C. Merton of Hruvard University and Myron S. Scholes o1 have been awarded the Nobel Pnze in economics, Their NEW YORK oldest bank and California's Sciences for devising a formula "People don't method to determine the value of derivatives is considered one of the foremost Two Americans won the Orange County. for pricing derivatives, such as recognize it, but contributions to economic science over the last 25 years. Nobel Prize in economics Professors Robert C. Merton stock options. their con tribu- Tuesday for their work on of Harvard University and The work helped build what tions helped C =SN(d) - Le-"N(d-ev't) This formula helped build derivatives into a $70 trillion global make every- market. Derivatives are financial investments whose values are body's life a lot derived from an underlying asset. better," said Homeowners or The lender is able Extend Your Reach buyers can lock in to offer a fixed rate Robert Brusca, interest rates. and limit its own chief economist risk by selling mortgage-backed Campus Talk at Nikko derivatives to Securities investors. International Rates International in Four major New York. derivative markets: Switzerland 0.46 Indirect Interest rates Algeria Derivatives Stocks and bonds Taiwan 0.60 benefits of Andorra are securities formula Currency Argentina Tajikistan 1.00 linked to, or Commodities Armenia Thailand 0.82 derived from, an Australia Trinidad & Tobago 0.80 underlying Investment Investors gain 0.93 money flows a variety of Austria asset, such as into the mortgage trading options Bahamas 0.98 market to make more with various stocks, interest home loans. degrees of risk. Belarus 1.00 rates or a cur­ Belgium 1.00 rency. APfWm. J. Castello Bermuda 0.69 0.80 0.44 One common Brazil 0.2 form of derivative is a stock rises if the bet is wrong. Canada 0.17 0 1.00 The most notorious loss on 0.54 option, which gives the holder China 1.22 Ol36 the right, but not the obligation, the derivatives market was the Colombia 78 ;;rr#' Mexlco4 ,!t-15 •• 1.55 $1.38 billion that rogue trader o. to buy or Sflll a stock at a spe­ Costa Rica 0. 70 ,,;''"' Mexlco~5 !).52 0.85 Nick Leeson racked up on the 0.85 ;w Mexlco-6 }0.69 cific price within a specific peri­ Czech Republic od. Tokyo stock market in 1995. Denmark 0.45 Mexico-7 0;80 The losses brought down Dominican Republic 0.70 Mexico-8 (}.89 Companies routinely use derivatives as a hedge against Barings, Britain's oldest bank. Egypt 1.02 Monaco 0.46 In 1994, Orange County lost El Salvador 0.89 Nakhodka 1.00 unforeseen losses due to cur­ rency and interest-rate volatili­ $1.64 billion in part from deriv­ Ethiopia 1.25 Netherlands 0.46 atives investments that guessed Finland 0.55 New Zealand 0.74 ty. Derivatives make it possible, for example, to refinance home wrong on the direction of inter­ France 0.46 Nigeria 0.98 est rates, leading to the biggest Georgia 1.04 Norway 0.50 mortgages when interest rates are falling. municipal bankruptcy in U.S. Germany 0.46 Pakistan 1.35 history. Panama 0.74 But because buyers of deriva­ Ghana 1.01 Rates apply 24 hours per day Procter & Gamble, one of Philippines 0.80 tives are not directly buying Greece 0.75 No monthly fee, no minimum America's blue-chip companies, Guam 0.74 Poland 0.75 shares in a company or another 30 initiaV6second increments lost more than $100 million on Guatemala 0.89 Portugal 0.73 asset, determining their worth Haiti 0.84 Romania 1.35 10% discount on all weekend had seemed more like gambling soured derivative investments Hong Kong 0.58 Russia 1.00 calls from discounted area than investing. that same year. Hungary 0.74 Saudi Arabia 0.92 code Merton and Scholes' formula Scholes originally developed Iceland 0.71 Singapore 0.55 $2.00 surcharge applied to all for valuing the investments the theory on how to value India 0.85 South Africa 0.74 calls using 1.800.860.8900 helped create a widely used derivatives while working with Indonesia 0.94 Spain 0.67 outside discount calling area standard and allowed for a Fischer Black, who died in Iran 1.18 Sri Lanka 1.45 worldwide trade in derivatives. 1995. After the Black-Scholes Ireland 0.61 Sweden 0.44 The market for derivatives is formula on valuing stock now nearly 10 times the U.S. options was published in 1973, For more information call Dan Swain gross domestic product. Merton helped apply the work "If you ask what idea in the to additional markets. last 50 or 60 years coming from Scholes said he was ecstatic 286 .. 6028 • [email protected] economic research has had the and surprised to share the $1 biggest impact on the world, million prize with Merton. Both this is it." said Avainash Dixit, men are also partners in Long­ an economics professor at Term Capital Management, an Princeton University. investment firm in Greenwich, In addition to using options Conn. and other derivatives to reduce Merton, the fourth Harvard risk, speculators also trade winner of the economics prize them. Because they are cheap­ and the school's 35th Nobel Help er to buy than the underlying laureate overall, earned his shares, there is a potential to Ph.D. in economics in 1970 at leverage a relatively small the Massachusetts Institute of amount of cash into a big gain. Technology. Scholes earned his But the risk of big losses also at the University of Chicago in YWCA 1969. help people

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By KARIN LAUB Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Conservative Judaism. The proposed legislation expected to be against them. Associated Press Writer agreed Tuesday to back legis­ Orthodox lawmakers said if would alienate American So six Orthodox legislators lation that will solidify Netanyahu goes back on his Jews, including some of from three parties told JERUSALEM Orthodox control over reli­ word, as he has done before, Netanyahu's most powerful Netanyahu they would topple In a step likely to anger gious affairs in Israel and they will topple his govern­ supporters. his government unless he got American Jews, Prime block recognition of Reform ment before the year is out. More than 90 percent of U.S. the conversion bill and legisla­ Jews belong to non-Orthodox tion to maintain Orthodox streams of Judaism. In Israel, dominance in religious coun­ however, while the vast cils passed by November. majority of Jews are secular, Netanyahu promised to sub­ The Montana Power Company less than 1 percent belong to mit a bill on the religious the Reform or Conservative councils. Presents movements. He also pledged to get the The move "will be seen by conversion bill passed if American Jews as delegitimiz­ Neeman's committee did not ing their Jewish identity," said reach an acceptable compro­ For Undergraduate and MBA Students Rabbi Uri Regev, head of the mise by mid-November, said Reform movement in IsraeL Bobby Brown, Netanyahu's in All Majors Since Israel was founded, adviser on Diaspora affairs. the Orthodox have had a In the meantime, Brown monopoly over official reli­ said, the prime minister would • Robert P. Gannon ('66) vice chairman, president and chief gious affairs. Only Orthodox try to keep both sides talking executive speaking on "Chaos Theory And The Emerging New rabbis sit on local religious in hopes of avoiding a show­ councils, which provide vari­ down. - Energy Industry," Thursday, October 16, at 3:30 p.m. in Jordan ous religious services, perform However, that seems marriages and conversions increasingly unlikely_ Auditorium. and grant divorces. Regev, the leader of the The Reform movement in Reform movement, said the Israel has tried to challenge Orthodox resistance to any • Steve Dee ('62) vice president of Corporate Marketing and the Orthodox monopoly in recognition of the rival former Notre Dame College of Business Administration court, while the Orthodox have streams makes compromise pushed the government to impossible. professor, teaching an OMEGA class on "Leadership pass legislation that would for­ He said the Reform move­ Management and Marketing," Friday, October 17, from 8:45- mally deprive the other ment will press ahead with its streams of recognition. court cases and not agree to 10:15 a.m. in COBA Room 159. In June 1996, Netanyahu further delays. promised the Orthodox that Besides the religious council his government would pass case, the government must • An informal, university-wide discussion of the energy industry legislation affirming that only explain to the Supreme Court Orthodox rabbis can perform on Nov. 10 why it does not and full time and summer internship career opportunities with conversions in IsraeL recognize conversions per­ Gannon, Dee, and Jack Haffey (MBA '72), executive vice Reform and Conservative formed by Reform and conversions performed abroad Conservative rabbis in IsraeL president and chief operating officer of Montana Power's are recognized in IsraeL Once the disputes are back Energy Communications and Services Division, Friday, October But in an attempt to avoid a in court, Brown said, the gov­ showdown with American ernment will fully back 17, from 10:30-11:45 a.m. in COBA Room 162. Jews, Netanyahu got the bill Orthodox legislation. "If the put on hold while a committee (religious) status quo is threat­ headed by Finance Minister ened by litigation, then there The Montana Power Company (NYSE:MTP) is a $1.1 Yaakov Neeman, an Orthodox will be legislation," he told Jew, sought a compromise. The Associated Press. billion revenue, diversified energy and Orthodox rabbis were Meanwhile, Israel's Channel alarmed Monday when leaks 2 TV said Arieh Deri, head of telecommunications company based from the committee suggested the religious Shas party, was that Neeman would propose working through back chan­ in Butte, Montana. setting up a conversion insti­ nels to win the opposition tute with representatives from Labor Party's support for the all three streams. conversion bilL Orthodox parties are also Labor has been trying to troubled by a Supreme Court mend its troubled relations case on whether Reform and with Israel's religious minori­ Conservative representatives ty, but many of its supporters Wall Street Forum can sit on religious councils. would see backing the bill as a The court ruling Oct. 29 is betrayaL -Presentations on- Commercial Banking +lnveSIIIIent Banking • Asset Management Executives lroDJ Chase Manhattan+ Credit Suisse/First Boston Goldman Sachs + Lehman Brothers+ Merrill Lynch Morgan Stanley, Dean Witter, Discover & Co. 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• AWAKENINGS Parties Face Critical Test in November With the recent buzz around Washing­ major gubernatorial victory for the GOP Virginia does not allow governors to tionally Republican issue areas. lie is ton over independent counsels and miss­ by promising to get tQugh on crime serve consecutive terms. But Beyer's combative with Gilmore on two hot-but­ ing videotapes, it is easy to forget that through the elimination of parole. opponent, Attorney General James ton issues: abortion and punishment for there are some key state and city elec­ Fast forward from 1993 to 1994: The Gilmore, might as well be the incum­ sex offenders. This is critical, for he is tions taking place in November. The Newt Gingrich-led GOP drafts a united bent. Unlike the 1993 Republiean eandi­ posing a direct challenge to the gubernatorial races in New Jersey and platform called "Contract With dates, these three arc strikingly dissimi­ Christian Coalition in a southern state Virginia (the only two in the country) America." Its cornerstone issues are lar. Each represents one of the frag­ and seeking to dispel voter conc~wns and the mayoral campaign in New York reducing the size of government, elimi­ mented wings of the Democratic Party. that Democrats are soft on crime. Also promise to captivate political intrigue. nating deficits through fiscal modera­ Messinger hails from the Democrat's significant is the distinct gender cleav­ Who knows -they may even jolt the tion, cutting taxes, and getting tough on old libnral-wing. In the 1970s and '80s age in Virginia- women overwhelm­ political climate as we prepare for the crime. Do those issues sound familiar'? she was a staunch advocate for the ingly favor Beyer while men prefer 1998 midterm elections. They are the exact same critical issues poor, hornnless, and underprivilnged. Gilmore. A Beyer victory would further which swept three underdog While she has attempted to change hnr exploit the gender gap in the Hepublican Republicans into office in New York City, image for the 1997 race, a victory for Party and solidify the Democrats' New Jersey, and Virginia in 1993. The Messinger would be a victory for strength among women voters. Hepublican Party went on to a landslide Gephardt Democrats, and may signal a Mnssinger, McGreevey, and Beyor all congressional victory, gaining control of potnntialliberal-resurgcnce in thfl elec­ serve as major issue balloons for the J.P. both houses for toratn. Democrat's 1998 congressional cam­ the first time in Messinger's paign. The three distinct candidates' decades. No won­ chances are slim, success and their Hepubliean opponents' Cooney der the national however. ability to deflect their attacks ovor the parties arc so con­ McGreevey is a next month will dictate the pace of play cerned. young politician for 1998. A Messinger eomeback in In 1993, the with scant expnri­ Now York might revitalize the liberal­ Republican chal­ encc; hn was once wing; a victory in New Jersey for In years past, the results of these lengers echoed a mayor and is McGreevey would signal the need to three elections have had a national central conserva­ now a state sena­ appeal to tho pocketbook; and a victory impact on the following year's congres­ tive tenets to make tor. llis ideology, for Beyer would invigorate New sional elections. As a result, the nation­ their way from like many 1990s Democrats and delivr,r a blow to funda­ al party organizations are intimately behind. The Domocrats, is still mental conservatism. involved, spending large amounts of themes expounded somewhat unde­ In all likelihood, the two Hepublican campaign money in an attempt to gain in the New York, fined. llr, is wag­ incumbents will coast to victory and visibility and momentum for 1998. The New Jersey, and ing an all-out war Beyer will scom a dose last-minute win question is, why is there so much at Virginia elections with Whitman on in Virginia. And that's exactly how 1998 stake in three seemingly small off-year had universal the issue of car will probably go- the Hepublicans will elections? appeal and insurance ratos, maintain their narrow majority and the Rewind back to 1993: Republican pinched a nerve which are higher Democrats will remain moderate and in Rudolph Giuliani preaches fiscal respon­ that resonated in New Jersoy the minority. But don't count out the sibility and governmental reform in the with voters nation- L------­ than anywhern in possibility of some upset victories and a New York mayoral race, defeating the wide. It was these races which helped the country. He is also highly critical of disrupting of the current political cli­ popular Democratic incumbent David motivate Gingrich to unite Hepublicans Whitman's tax-cut package. A victory mate -it happened in 1993 and could Dinkins in a major Democratic strong­ under the Contract. for McGreevey, whose chances increase happen again. hold. Across the George Washington These 1993 races served as accurate each day as Whitman's popularity Bridge in New Jersey, Republican predictors of voter preferences in the wanes and his name recognition J.P. Cooney is ajunior economics and Christine Todd Whitman's aggressive proceeding midterm election, and 1997 increases, might signal a rejection of gollernment major living in Knott 1/all. tax-cut proposal brings her from more holds similar potential. This time the "foolhardy" Republican "tax schemes" lie can be reached at than 10 points behind to upset challengers are Democrats: Ruth and cause the GOP's trump card issue to [email protected]. Democratic incumbent Jim Florio. Just Messinger in New York, James lose credibility. The views expressed in this column 250 miles down south in Virginia, McGreevey in New Jersey, and Donald Beyer is the classic New Democrat. are those of the author and not neces­ George Allen, the tobacco-chewing son Beyer in Virginia. Actually, Beyer does lie is fiscally conservative, socially liber­ sarily those of The Observer. of a football coaching legend, scores a not face the incumbent Allen because al, and willing to go head-on into tradi-

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• Goo 'N' liFE • THE MIGHTY .OAK Profanity is Clearcut Logging Rapes the Earth There are few scourges of humanity that can so utterly mature trees on the burn site. demolish the work of God as can the great clearcuts that are Logging practices on public land are also conducted with Never Funny perpetrated on the American West, the tropical rainforests the health of the forest in mind (so the agencies claim; sec- and the other great forestlands of the world. The horrible ond to economics, of course, but not necessarily at odds with id Caesar took the stage earlier clearcuts leave huge scars that bleed soil in great flows into it). Selective cutting of individual trees tends not to open up this year at the Golden Globe the streams that vein them; great unnatural things which a large enough hole in the canopy to allow oak seedlings a SAwards, paying tribute to his can be seen from space. Whatever fool would advocate this fighting chance against young maples who are already lofty friend, director Rob Reiner. Caesar sort of rape in the name of eco- by comparison. Therefore, the received a standing ovation, and the nomics or jobs or whatever other agencies have been favoring audience roared with laughter as he euphemism for greed should small-scale clearcuts. Plenty of prattled on in Italian, French, and seriously re-examine the func- light is available for oak or pine German. tinning of his common sense. germination and growth; mature As his name implies, Sid Caesar was Limited clearcutting, however, seed trees are in close proximity the "King of Comedy" when television may be necessary to maintain and a vigorous stand of young the health of some forests that trees is quick to develop. The have already been altered by cuts are strategically located to human activity. The clearcutting reduce erosive consequences and issue is certainly not clearcut. dead standing trees - snags - Julie In general, the eastern forests are left because they provide are more elastic to the effects of important nest sites for many logging than the great cathedral birds and other cavity-dwelling Ferraro forests of the Northwest. They wildlife. have been under the sway of Nonetheless, these small scale American civilization longer and clearcuts are riddled with prob- those pieces of their biodiversity !ems. The heavy equipment assn- which did not quickly fold under ciated with logging compacts for- was young. lie had a staff of writers who pressure and die out ·have adapt- est soils, destroying the delicate knew what made people laugh: good, ed and Jive in a tenuous sort of communities of fungi, inverte- clean jokes and hilarious slapstick. The balance. And certainly the brates, and microbes which dwell ongoing popularity of Sid Caesar indi­ clearcuts of the East no longer in the soil and are essential to the cates that this kind of comedy still brings approach the ridiculous bias- perpetuation of the nutrient laughs from an audience. It is a sad phemies of the West. L______j cycles which drive forest life. reflection on the state of modern come­ The Ozark forests of Missouri and The exposed soils are rapidly dried by dy. Arkansas have been significantly the sun, further reducing their regener- Neil Simon. one of Sid Caesar's own changed since they were subjected to ative potential. Small vertebrates also writers for his television shows, went on large scale logging around the turn of Sean suffer terribly; one study indicates that to make his name writing comedies for the century. At that time the land was most of the amphibian population in the stage and movies. The fact that most clothed in a mixture of pine, pine-oak, clearcuts was crushed. Imagine the of his plays have spent years on and oak-hickory forest. with large areas O'Connor compoundment of these factors when Broadway is proof that he is a "success." of open woodland and savanna- park- massive areas are stripped bare. Why, then, does such a successful play­ lands of widely spaced trees underlain But there are other subtle mechanisms wright have to resort to using foul lan­ with the grasses and herbs of the adja- at work in the small clearcuts of the guage to get laughs? cent midwestern prairies. This mosaic east. The fragmentation of tracts of In Neil Simon's recent hit play was maintained by the limited occur- eastern forest produces more of that "Laughter on the 23rd Floor" - based renee of natural fire and by controlled burns set by the kind of habitat that biologists know as "edge," the brushy on the escapades of Sid Caesar's writers Osage and other Native American groups. When the big tim- transition between closed forest and field. There are a host back in the 1950s- a lot of the comedy ber companies rolled in around the 1890s their chief target of organisms that thrive in edge. Among these are many hinges on language that is not fit to was the pine, and they ripped through the hills in no time at animals that predate the nests of song birds, feeding on eggs speak or print. Caricatures of Neil Simon all. The mill at Grandin, Missouri in the heart of the pine or young, such as blue jays, grackles, raccoons, and skunks. and his brother Danny, Mel Brooks, Carl country was the biggest in the world in its day. Nary a pine But the most notorious of these is rather a nest parasite, Reiner. Larry Gelbart and others use the was left for miles in many locales; and these were not days the brown-headed cowbird. These drab little fellows lay "f-word" so often it has, on occasion, of reseeding, either out of goodwill or legal obligation. their eggs in the nests of other songbirds and then go on caused audience members to walk out Without any standing mature pines left to reseed by wind, their merry way (it is thought they evolved this poor-parent- on regional productions. It makes a per­ the pines simply disappeared from great areas. ing behavior because they had constantly to follow the rov- son stop and think what has really hap­ With the cover gone the effects of local farmers running ing buffalo herds whose backs they picked clean of parasites pened to comedy writing. cattle and hogs on the ridges worsened erosion and tram- and whose churned-up trails they devoided of insects). Years ago, writing comedy could have pled regenerating vegetation. Unbridled and frequent fire When the cowbird hatches it pushes the nestlings of the resi- been compared to writing great litera­ swept through, further stripping the vegetation and com- dent bird out of the nest; or, if they have not yet hatched, it ture. It had a lasting value. The day after pounding the erosion problem. The rivers of the region suf- pierces the eggs with its beak. The parent bird, bound by Sid Caesar's weekly episode of "Your fered greatly from the input of gravel eroded out of the hills; instinct, feeds the unruly and usually larger cowbird nestling Show of Shows," people laughed all over but this is another story. until it fledges. No young of the parents' own kind usually again when sharing those good jokes Eventually the various conservation organizations of the survive. with co-workers or neighbors. Today, state gained some control over the situation. Grazing was The past 10 years or so have seen an alarming decrease in much of comedy relies on foul-mouthed limited and fire was completely suppressed. But shortleaf the number of neotropical migrant songbirds breeding in the insults, infidelity, homosexuality and pine, the only pine native to the Missouri Ozarks, depends on eastern forests. Previously it was thought that the decline other topics that tear apart relation­ • fire to reproduce. The cones of this pine open only when could be explained by the deforestation of their tropical- ships, instead of building them up. their sealing resin is melted by the heat of a fire. And the American wintering grounds. A recently completed long- What is funny, after all, about someone mature trees withstand fire well owing to the thick protec- term study suggests another significant factor in the decline taking the Lord's name in vain? If you tant bark of their trunks and their tendency to resprout from - cowbird parasitization- and nest predation in the eastern take a second to think about it. nothing. stumps. With no pines left to reseed anyway, oaks quickly North American forests. These migrant birds, such as the And knowing that God loves us all equal­ stepped into their place. In a short time, all the hills were many thrushes and wood warblers, are the primary victims ly, using foul language to insult a friend clothed in a vigorous forest of oaks and their associate hick- of cowbird parasitization. One, the yellow warbler, which isn't funny either. As children of God, ories and all seemed well to the newcomer, but the charac- can produce three or four clutches of eggs each season, lost what we read and what is written for us ter of the place was definitely changed. 100 percent of its broods to cowbirds in many cases. And to watch on the stage and in movies, The oaks formed a closed canopy which cast a dense the increase in these predations which led to the decline can should bring us closer to God, not influ­ shade. The only understory trees, shrubs, and herbs that be attributed to small clearcuts fragmenting the forest. ence us to do wrong. could grow there were very shade tolerant. The prairie So what is the answer? 1-Iow can these forests, that have Pity the writers who believe that, just plant communities which had flourished in the dappled light already been much altered, destroyed and somewhat because they receive a big check for of the oak and pine savannas disappeared. But everything restored, hemmed in or infiltrated by towns and roads, be their efforts, "anything goes" in comedy. was thick and green and deer and turkey slowly returned in best managed to promote long-term health and biodiversity? Pity the writers, and don't take their great numbers. The solution is surely site-specific. Forests differ in their example. The oaks have grown now untroubled by significant fire composition quite significantly across the east. Different fac- Anything doesn't go in comedy, espe­ for a considerable time. And in their shade, a miniature for- tors are at work; in many eastern forests the succession to a cially in this age when so many people est of sugar maples has sprung up. Sugar maples are resis- forest of sugar maples (and beeches, which only grow in a need a good, honest laugh to keep their tant to shade; they germinate well in the understory and few counties of Missouri) is the normal pattern (nearby spirits alive when faced with wars, low grow to a small size, then lock into a sort of static state wait- Warren Woods in Michigan is a superb example, especially wages, bills and other troubles we read ing for a window of light to open and give them a place to go. in the spring, when the silvery columns of the beech cathe- about in the daily news. We don't need Today, when a big oak falls, the maples quickly shoot up to dral rise out of a rich floor that laughs with scores of the Neil Simons of the world showing us, take its place in the canopy. ephemeral woodland flowers). There seems to be a down- through their writing, how to ruin our Oaks do not germinate well in their own shade, and for side to every management practice yet invented; how can we relationships by offending people with that matter, neither do pines. Over the past few years, biolo- hope to come up with something to take the place of what foul language, all in the name of comedy. gists have begun· to notice a shift in the composition of developed over millions of years of interactions too intricate We need the likes of Sid Caesar to Missouri forests in favor of sugar maples, presumably to imagine·? Perhaps something must be partially sacrificed remind us what it means to really have because of the deep shade in which seedlings must germi- to assure the well-being of the greater whole. But too much fun. nate. The maples are considered generally less desirable in has already been sacrificed. terms of wildlife benefit. And for God's sake, if some system is still functioning natu- Missouri agencies that manage the public forests have rally and unhinder~d by the hurting or the helping hand of Julie A. Ferraro is a local administra­ implemented a number of practices in attempt to restore the humanity, leave it alone. tive assistant. She can be reached at original character of the forests or at least prevent the suc­ Julie.A.Ferraro.3@nd. edu. cession to sugar maples. Controlled burns are a large part Sean O'Connor, Notre Dame '97, is a first-year graduate The views expressed in this column are of this program; they do not kill the big, mature trees, but student at Notre Dame. He can be reached at those of the author and not necessarily clear out the underbrush and many of the smaller trees, Sean.B.O'[email protected]. those of The Observer. encouraging the growth of savanna grasses and forbs. The views expressed in this column are those of the author Burns also encourage shortleaf pines to reseed if there are and not necessarily those of The Observer. page 10 ACCENT Wednesday, October 15, 1997

• AccENT Asw:s ••• What is your favorite piece By BRIDGET RZEZUTKO Accenr Writer

ost people know a little something about art. If anything, you know a Picasso of artwork? from a Monet, or at the very least, your red crayon from thn blue crayon. Maybe you even remember the color wheel. or know that "yellow and blue Mmake green," a lesson learned from Zip-Lock commercials. However, there are some very talented students on this campus who know even more than that. "Picasso's 'Nudes Dancing' The ISIS Gallery inside Ril<~y Hall of Art and Design sponsors either student artwork or because there are nude peo­ an up-and-coming artist each month. This month's featured artist is Annie Kammerer, a seeond year graduate student in ple in it!" painting. The mural in the football offico and this show in the ISIS gallery arc just a few of the credits given to her name and talent. Kammerer's main interests are art and food, Luther Groth and with that in mind she created seven works of art to create a show entitled "Consuming Rituals." Junior, Alumni "I wanted to study food and its role in rituals, especially weddings. The wedding cake plays a big role in the ceremony," Kammerer said. Most pHopln aren't

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Photo Courtesy ot Vanda Nagy Annie Kammerer and Heidi Steinke prepare for opening night of "Consuming Rituals." Scotch Herrity forms together after marriage. Once it is cut into pieces and eaten by all the guests pre­ Freshman, St. Edward's sent, it represents the act of consummation, publicly sanc:tifying thr. marriage. Kammerer brings the meaning of cake cutting into question by blurring the distinction between the bride and the cake. "I don't have any criticism toward weddings or women. I am just slightly critical of the food ritual. The cake has such an original meaning, but over the top is a layer of floofi· ness," she commented. Kammerer painted four oil paintings, all on canvas. each of different wedding cakes. Each painting represents a part or aspect of the ceremony. For example, the painting entitled "Bridal Cake" has an obvious body reference to a woman with distinctive imprints made by using a doily. Another painting, titled "Baptismal Cake," illustrates the baptism of the ceremony. Another piece, called "Bustle" occurred to Kammerer during a scroll workshop. It is made of paper and tulle and is quite large, which is meant as a parody. This bustle is exaggerated to show how much planning and effort are put into a moment that always "Michaelangelo's 'Pieta,' disappears so fast. because it portrays Jesus' Even the veil holds a symbol in Kammerer's artwork; it is not just a veil but also a recipe. This is another way to show that the cake represents the bride - the "recipe" is divine suffering." clearly visibh~ while the bride is at the altar or walking down the aisle. A recipe of the cake is also neatly handwritten on large sheets of homemade paper tacked to the wall. This is to emphasize the many ingredients and amount of energy put Lauren Herring into the event, which is stressed by Kammerer's use or the phrase "gently combine," list­ Sophomore, Cavanaugh ed in the ingredients. "Consuming Hituals" is on display through Oct. 26. The ISIS hours are from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday thr·ough Friday. Although the schPdule may be subject to ehange, a slew of students and up and coming artists arc scheduled to be featured throughout the year. From Oct. 30 to Nov. 20, sculptures by Christopher Furman will he on show at the gallery, and from Dec. 4 through Jan. 18 the first-yoar studio graduate group will dis· play a show entitled, "New Faces." Paintings by Dan Addington can be seen from Jan. 22 to Feb. 13. To follow, a theme show of jurh~d art works will appear from Fnb. 20 to Mar. 2. Ceramies by Corrine Peterson will be on display from Mar. 6 through Apr. 6. finally, to close out the year. the BA show will be held Apr. 20 to May 17. featuring "'The LaFortune Barbeque undergraduate seniors. Check out these art displays while they are here. There is no price for admission and Mural' because it makes me everyone free to wander about the gallery at their leisure. Don't worry about not under­ so hungry!" standing art. - the featured atrist always places an "artist statement" on the wall to oxplain his or her intent and tlw meaning behind the work. The next time you are in The Huddle munching on a delicious pizza, head on over to Donald Doan Riley Hall. These artists have an incredible talent and have created beautiful works for Freshman, Carroll you to nnjoy, thus tako advantage of it. You nover know, one or them eould be the next Renoir, or the next Annie Kammerer. Just think, you would be able to say you saw the artwork way back when. Imagine the envy.

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0 Ten Ways to Better rt Understand Art

By KRISTIN DOYLE Accent Copy Editor By ASHLEIGH THOMPSON Associate Accent Editor o you dread visits to art at do New York's Museum of Modern Art, Chicago's Museum of Dmuseums? Contemporary Art and Notre Dame's-snite Museum of Art have in Do you regard con­ W ommon? All have housed one-person exhibits of Lorna Simpson, temporary art as one of America's hottest young African-American artists. an over-hyped, Born in Brooklyn, NY, Simpson has exhibited her photography interna­ over-priced scam? tionally, and is one of the most closely-followed conceptual artists working today. Simpson's works raise issues regarding the legitimacy of pho­ Do you slink tographs as away whenever reality, the conversation women as turns to art viewed interpretation? objects in art, and If you must additional answer "yes" to racial and any of these sexist stereo­ questions, per­ types. haps you are "Details," afflicted with a an exhibit of common ailment 21 of identified by Simpson's physicians as photographs, artophobia. is currently on display The symptoms through Nov. range from anx­ 1 6 at the iety and loss of Snite. speech to nau­ Images of sea and blurry the hands of vision. There is V a r i 0 U S Lama Simpson. "She. ""1992. Collection Museum of Contemporary Art. Chicago. hope, however. A A f r i c a n - "Details," an exhibit by internationally acclaimed photographer gradual increase in exposure to art coupled with the Am e r i can s . Lorna Simpson, is currently on display at the O'Shaughnessy prescription of our very own Gina Costa, the Snite Museum's the ph o- Gallery of the Snite Museum of Art. Curator of Education, virtually guamntees relief. tographs each include accompanying text. Othe~· large format photographs lent from The treatment is founded on an increased awareness of your own ability to SoHo's Sean Kelly Gallery accompany the series. create a valuable interpretation of a piece based solely on your membership Scattered on the gallery walls, the images immediately capture the with the human race. A series of questions that highlight contrasts betwPen viewer's eye with their striking simplicity,. while the captions present a different works and their features lie at the core of the treatment. separate. mental challenge. Once reconciled and understood as a coherent unit, they convey notions of clarity and brilliance. 1. rrame and pictorial area: What is the proportion of the frame's height ta The exhibit is guest curated by Hobert Haywood, assistant professor of its width? What is the relation of shapes to the frame? Is it harmonious or dis­ art history and criticism. cordant? Are they "respected" by the frame or cut by it? '"Details' is a provocative yet subtle suite of 21 intaglio prints which force a wedge between visual and linguistic modes of communication. 2. Techniques: What materials are used? What type of paint? How is the Each image consists of a body part (specifically a hand} and sentence paint applied? (Strokes, layers, spots? Thickly or smoothly?) Are the colors fragment,". he said. "In trying to establish a connection between the hand transparent or opaque? gesture and the textual fragment (for example, 'acted in self-defense'), the viewer is compelled to invent a story to make the part-body, part-text 3. Organization: Is it simple or complex? Geometrically ordered or free and cohere as a narrative. And yet any story one invents, which inevitably seemingly accidental? Do some forms dominate over others? Is there symme­ invokes racial and gender stereotypes, fails to cohere - fails, that is, to try? Is the space crowded? Is there variety or repetition of form? present itself as truth." The female subjects are neither eroticized nor specifically named, sub­ 4. Individual units: Are there many objects in the space? Are they large or verting the traditionally patriarchal domination of art. They defy the male small? Are they regular or irregular shapes? What kind of pattern do they viewer, asserting themselves as protagonists in Simpson's drama. Despite form? What proportion of solid and "broken up" areas? Is there an emphasis the beauty and strength they convey. the subjects also suffer from univer­ on center or marginal areas? To what degree is the work ornate? Are the sal vulnerability, unwillingly victimized by the ignorance of contemporary forms bulging or nat? America. Simpson assumes a uniquely African-American tone that applies to the universality of modern America. 5. Lines: Are they clear or obscure, angular or curved? Simpson questions the historical and cultural contexts that give meaning to photographic images and texts. They do not serve as aesthetic objects 6. Colors: Are they bright or subdued, "plain," "rare" or elaborately mixed? in and of themselves, but instead address a political agenda usually found Are there any dominant colors? Are they warm, cool, dark or light? Are there outside of artistic realm. The associated captions undermine the intimacy moderate or extreme contrasts? What about repetitions or "echoes"? of the photographs in order to raise issues of public importance. The com­ bination of text and photographs confronts the the viewer's sense of secu­ 7. Light: Is there a consistent source? Do the sources lie inside or outside of rity by questioning society's conventions. the picture or both? Is there a strong or muted contrast? What about shad­ Simpson earned a BrA from the School of Visual Arts in New York, and ows'? What is their function? (Clarifying form or space? Emphasizing mood?} her MFA from the University of California, San Diego. She is the recipient 8. Space: Is it shallow or deep? Is it open or screened off? What kind of of awards from the College Art Association and the National Endowment perspective is offered? (Linear or aerial?} Is the main interest near or far? for the Arts. Various reviews and publications have featured her consis­ tently since the mid-1980s. 9. General Observations: How consistent is the structure of the whole? Does Simpson will lecture in the Snite's Annenberg Auditorium on Oct. 30 at the work seem spontaneous or calculated? Does it seem carefully planned or 7:30 p.m., made possible by the Snite Museum, the Dept. of Art, Art improvised? How meaningful are the various formal elements and their orga­ llistory and Design, Gender Studies, the African and African-American nization for -the interpretation of theme? How about for the conveyance of Studies Program, and Mr. and Mrs. John C. Hud·olph. Simpson's visit will mood or for the creation of a sustained "visual" interest? Is the effect loud or also include a seminar program for students and faculty the following intimate, monumental or trifling, solemn or gay, aesthetic or opulent, etc.? morning. The lecture is free and open to the public. The Snite Museum of Art is open to the public from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on 10. Closing Notes: Hemember in your observations to distinguish between Tuesday and Wednesday, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Thursday through the given "data" and your own associations. It is also important to consider Saturday, and 1 p.m. to 5 p.m on Sundays. The Snite is closed on Mondays alternate choices that the artist may have made. Compare a given work with and major holidays. and there is no charge for admission. others which are near, or which you remember, and try to articulate what makes it similar or different. Make sure to notice not only what is shown but also what is omitted.

Thanks to the Snite Museum of Art for their cooperation and informa­ l inn. Further information can be obtained by calling the exhibit curator, Professor Haywood, at 631-6208, or the Snite Museum of Art at 631-4 711. ------

page 12 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, October 15, 1997 •NBA Stockton to miss two months Bird makes debut in By GREG BEACHAM but he could also have some organization later by getting Associated Press Writer permanent limitations," Mason some young guys more min­ said. "We just have to wait and utes." 93-90 loss to Cavaliers SALT LAKE CITY see." The Jazz re-signed backup Associated Press missed another shot before the The Utah Jazz are suddenly Stockton, in the second year point guard Howard Eisley dur­ Pacers got the rebound and an army without a general. of a three-year, $15 million ing the offseason. Eisley has INDIANAPOLIS called a 20-second timeout. John Stockton, who has contract, has played 609 con­ played in 14 7 consecutive Fans got their first look at an During the timeout, Bird missed only four games during secutive regular-season games, games for Utah and will start in irate Larry Bird as a coach protested to referee Joe Forte his entire NBA career, had the third longest active streak Stockton's place. Tuesday night while his Indiana and as the two exchanged words knee surgery Monday night and behind Phoenix's A.C. Green "It's unfortunate. but we Pacers were losing to the Mullin joined thnm and showed will be sidelined for the first six (696) and New Jersey's Michael must move on," Eisley said. "I Cleveland Cavaliers 93-90 the officials a blood-soaked to eight weeks of the regular Cage (657). The career leader still have a lot of learning to do Tuesday night. towel. He received four stitches season. He has played every is Randy Smith (906). during the preseason." Bird became irate over a non­ to the head but was able to game for seven straight sea­ He has played in all 127 play­ The Jazz also drafted Jacque call and failure of the officials to return and play 11 minutes in sons. off games in Jazz history and Vaughn and intended to keep halt play when Chris Mullin was the second half, finishing the "It's weird without Stock last season led the team to the three point guards on their ros­ injured with 4:20 left in the game with 12 points and six here," Karl Malone said at NBA Finals for the first time. ter. opnning half. Mullin was hit on assists. practice Tuesday. "It's not "This is a terrible thing, but the head as Danny Ferry Bird also expressed his dis­ going to be the same until he "It's too bad for John, but it at the same time it's an oppor­ attnmpted to block his drive to pleasure over thn officiating sev­ gets back." gives our young guys a chance tunity for me," Vaughn said. "I the basket. The impact sent eral times in a game which had The 35-year-old star guard, to show what they can do," just want him on the bench to Mullin to the floor and play con­ Cleveland attempt 64 free the NBA career leader in Utah coach Jerry Sloan said. yell at me." tinued as he l~d on the court throws as the Pacers were called assists and steals, had arthro­ ''I've seen organizations Stockton is the third big­ holding his head and bleeding. for 43 personals. Indiana shot scopic surgery on his left knee destroyed over situations like name player who will miss the The Cavaliers got the ball, only 39 free throws as the to remove loose cartilage. this, but that won't happen to start of the season with a major went to their nnd of the court, Cavaliers were called for 33 Dr. Lyle Mason, the team's us." injury. Miami's Alonzo missed a shot and Indiana fouls. orthopedic surgeon, said this "He told me last night, 'I'll Mourning (knee surgery) will brought the ball down and Indiana's Fred Hoibnrg led all particular injury does not heal see you in two weeks,"' Malone be out eight to 12 weeks and scored after Mullin had left the scorers with 17 points, making easily. said. "I told him to just sit Chicago's Scottie Pippen (foot court and headed to the locker­ 6-of-8 shots. However, one on "It's possible he could return down. It's a great loss for us, surgery) will be out two to room. Cleveland again moved his misses was a 3-point attempt to 100 percent effectiveness, but this will definitely help the three months. the ball down to its end and as time expired.

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Notre Dame When the national anthem playe.d He may not be b~kfu 1998. Hu.izer1ga place finish was not enough to carry senior co-captain Tracy Melby slipped Tuesday night, Jim Leyland stood with put the team up for sale in June, and the Notre Dame women's golf team in to an 82 on Sunday to finish at 236, his hand on his chest as if braced for payroll will likely be slashed during final round action Sunday at the while sophomore Andrea Klee heartache. He had been here befor~. offseason. Budget cuts drove Leyland Kentucky Lady Kat Invitational, as the wrapped up a consistent 79-81-80/240 next to the dugout rail in Atlanta, one out of Pittsburgh, and they could drive Irish slipped into eighth place among tournament. step from the World Series. him out of Miamt the 18-team field. Sophomore Beth Cooper again failed Then the song ended, and Leyland But there are still games to be won King - who fired a Notre Dame to find the formula of her opening­ put his cap on and went to this year. record 71 in Friday's opening round round 75, posting a second straight 84 work. Three hours later, Florida finished nintl - carded a 75 on Sunday to finish at on Sunday to finish at a disappointing he and his players games behind Atlanta 11-over par 227 and in a tie for fifth 243. leaped over that final during the regular season, among the 96-player field, just three Freshman Mary Klein's final-round dugout step and ran onto then faced a wave of shots out of second. 84 yielded a 249 total. Sunday's the field as National injuries and illness in King, rebounding from an uncharac­ results leave King and Melby tied atop League champions. the playoffs, includ­ teristic 265 effort at last week's Notre Dame's career stroke average The Florida ing Leyland's own Michigan Invitational, posted the charts. Marlins made it to bout with walking third-best 54-hole score in the 10- Both players have played 78 career the World Series by pneumonia. His best year history of the Notre Dame rounds and totaled 6,397 strokes for beating the Atlanta pitcher contracted a women's golf program. an 82.01 stroke average over the Braves 7-4 to win the NL viral infection, and his Notre Dame's three-round total of course of 31 career tournaments, well championship series four second-best pitcher 943 bests the team 54-hole record set ahead of the existing Irish record games to two. After 33 went to the sidelines at the 1991-92 Michigan State (83.11, by Kathy Phares from 1989- years in professional base­ with a career-threatening Invitational (949). The Irish finished 93). King entered the 1997-98 season ball, including 12 as a torn rotator cuff. just a shot behind Arkansas, four 10 shots ahead of Melby but finished manager, Leyland achieved Leyland coaxed the Marlins shots behind the College of Charleston one shot behind her fellow Irish co­ the biggest victory of his career. through the adversity. A gaunt, .stoic and eight behind fifth-place captain at the season-opening 'Tm finally here," Leyland said. . \k chain-smoker, quick to curse and qUick Vanderbilt. Michigan State Intercollegiate before Previously, Leyland was 0-3 in games to cry, he took an assortment of pe Penn State used a final-round 299 to finishing 18 shots behind Melby at when his team had a chance to win the alities - tempestuous Bobby Bo ; vault over four teams into fourth place Michigan. pennant. Each loss came with the moody GarySheffield, sullen Devon (922). King has led the Irish in 12 career Pittsburgh Pirates, and came against the White - and earned their respect. lri Notre Dame stood tied for second tournaments, second in the program's Braves and manager Bobby Cox. the end, the team of rented millionaires after a school-record 302 in the first history behind Phares (17) and one In 1991, the Pirates led the NLCS 3-2 mirrored their manager's resiliency. round, a score which stood up as the better than Melby and Crissy Klein but failed to score in the final two His key decisions paid off Tuesday, as fourth-best of the tournament behind (1990-94). games. Five years ago Tuesday night, usual. Leyland had Jeff Conine sacrifice Michigan State's 300 in the first King has counted to Notre Dame's the Pirates led 2-0 in the ninth inning of in the first inning, and the Marlins round, Penn State's 299 on Sunday team score in 67 career rounds, mov­ Game 7, but a single by Francisco scored two more runs for a 4~0 lead;. and Kentucky's 298 in the second ing past Phares (66) into third place Cabrera sent Atlanta to the 1992 World Following an animated discussion in th~ round. The Irish shot 320 on Saturday all-time at Notre Dame behind sisters Series. dugout with Kevin Brown, Leyland to slip into a tie with Arkansas for Julie {71, 1992-96) and Tracy Melby "Lord knows I've been on the other reluctantly let his tiring ace face the top sixth heading into Sunday's action. (70). King's percentage of rounds side of this thing - not on this field, but of the Braves order in the seventh. King's 11-over total equals the sec­ counted {.858) ranks fourth in Irish not very far from here," Leyland said, "I was probably going to take Brown ond-best finish to par in a 54-hole history behind Phares (.971), Tracy referring to the recently demolished out in the seventh ... but I left him in. tournament by an Irish women's Melby (.897) and Wojnas (.881). Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium. He's my best, and I left him out there," golfer, with her 10-over 229 at the King's fifth-place finish is the second At age 52, Leyland finally figured out Leyland said. . 1996-97 Illinois State Classic remain­ best of her career, behind a runner­ how to beat the Braves. It took a move Brown said ha asked his manager to ing the Notre Dame record. up showing at the Illinois State Classic to Miami and an· $89 million spending let him face "one hitter at a time." ller record-setting 71 in the opening in the fall of 1996. spree by Marlins owner Wayne "I said if they get someone on, you can round equaled the second-best score Melby leads Notre Dame with an Huizenga to do it. come get me," he said. among the 288 total individual rounds 80.33 stroke average over nine rounds Leyland was Huizenga's most crucial The result was a 1-2-3 inning. Six outs in the tournament. Michigan State's in the fall of 1997, followed by Klee offseason acquisition, a proven manager later, the Marlins were headed back to Kasey Gant shot a first-round 69 en (80.89}. King (81.44), Cooper (82.89) to mold a team of high-priced hired Miami for the World Series. route to medalist honors (222), while and Klein (84.22).

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page 14 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, October 15, 1997 ------~------• WOMEN'S INTERHALl Badin picks up first victory, Chaos denied playoff berth By ANTHONY BIANCO the second half by the Badin game as the second half came option to the right. Tight end sion despite the loss. Sports Writer offense. On a quarterback to a close, but Morrill let a Megan Speaks caught the pass "The loss is good for the draw, Clements capped its potential interception slip by. for the conversion, making the tPam," comments Morrill. "This Cavanaugh headed into drive with a touchdown run Meehan would capitalize, run­ score 13-0. was the last time we could Monday's game needing a win from three yards out. The score ning in a touchdown with an Walsh (5-1-0), won its divi- afford one before the playoffs." to secure a playoff spot. gave them a 12-6 lead that they Badin, winless on the season, would carry to end the game came into its last contest hop­ and their season. ing to turn things around. Cavanaugh, 2-3-1, will miss The underdog Bullfrogs pre­ the playoffs with the loss. vailed with a 12-6 win, ending Badin, finishing with a 1-4-1 any chance of a Chaos post sea­ record, came out with a more PMC son. positive outlook. The scoring began with a This game was the first time Portfolio Management Challenge Cavanaugh touchdown early in all season that the Bullfrogs got the first half. Quarterback on the scoreboard. Katie King connected with "This was the best way we • $2,000 in Prizes Allison Krilla on a deflected could have ended the season," pass that fell into her hands. said Clements. "We havH • Learn how to invest for your future in the stock market The Bullfrogs came back in gained the momentum and con­ fidence that was lacking all • Make trades using the internet, e-mail, or fax season, that will hopefully carry • Separate division for Freshmen and Sophomores Women's lnterhall over into next season." Power Poll • Attend one of our informational meetings on Oct. 27th & BP 13, Walsh 0 28th to learn more about our contest. 1. P.E. ThH season culminated 5·0·0 Monday night for the last two Time and place of meetings will 2. Walsh 5·1·0 undefeated teams in the divi­ be announced in the Observer. 3. Breen·Phillips 3·0·3 sion. as BP and Walsh faced off in a gamH moved to Loftus 4. Lyons 4·1·1 because of a rain delay. 5. P.W. 3·1·1 The BanshHes of BP would come out with the victory, hold­ BONUS 6. Lewis 3·2·0 ing on to their 3-0-3 undefeated 7. Off-Campus 2·3·1 record with a 13-0 win over Register now and receive a free booklet on how to invest. Cavanaugh Walsh's Wild Women. 8. 2·3·1 "Our secondary was burned 9. McGlinn 2·3·0 on the first play," pointed out Pre-Register for your Convenience 10. Badin 1·4·1 BP quarterback Katie Meehan. "They took advantage with a 11. Welsh 1·4·0 deep pass and drove upfield. Name: ------12. Pangborn 1·4·0 But our defense stepped it up Address: and turned things around." ------13. Farley 0·3·2 Walsh turned over the ball 14. Howard 0·3·2 before they could score, paving the way for the first Banshee Phone: Year: The Observer/Tom Roland scoring drive. ------They quickly marched up the E-Mail: the same half. Priscilla field with a couple of deep ------Clements hit an open Betsy passes from Meehan. Co-cap­ Ca vo for 15 yards. She then tain Natalie Kelley pulled in one carried the ball 50 yards to tie catch on a long route to the Send to PMC, 302 Stanford Hall, Campus Mail with a $20 the game. right, capping the first drive Both teams' offenses played with six points. The two-point check for your registration fee made payable to NDCIBD. well in the game. Cavanaugh's conversion attempt was unsuc­ captain Kristin Patrick com­ cessful. kfleping it a six point mented, "We had a lot of drives game. that could have worked us to "We played really well the end zone. Katie King con­ because we connected often nected often with Sarah with the receivers with the Kaufman and Megan McNally." deep ball," said Meehan. Fran Maloney, the Badin cap­ The BP defense continued its tain, had similar praise for the domination, not allowing any Bullfrogs. opponent all season to get on "Our offense did a sensational the board. job." she said. "Things came "Our offense wasn't execut­ together when we needed them ing, our receivers couldn't get to. Basically, our offense open," said Walsh cornerback IDdustria.l- Progrsssivs -Rstro -A.ltsrDativs DaDotl stepped it up." Sara Morrill. lr1111 •dmiiiiDD w/111 v•lld ooll11111 ID ""prop11r ldiiDIIIIoiiiiDD The game was decided late in Walsh had a chance to tie the JAZZMAN's Tickets available at~~ and HEARTlAND NITE CLUB SISTER MACHINE GUN 525 N. Hill Street 233-8505 Tickets available at ~~ and HEARTLAND THURSDAY COLLEGE NIGHTS OCTOBER 16™ FEATURING ...- FLORIDA EVANS SHOW BAND & REVUE WITH GUEST BAND "BUTTERFLY EFFEt:T" Doors open 8:00 p.m. 21 and over with proper IDs $2.00 with Student 10 - $4.00 without Uniform Security Police - Lighted Parking

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Special to The Observer sailors used their extensive sailing experience to maneuver The Irish sailing team has past their competition and been breezing by the competi­ crush an 18-point deficit that tion this fall. The team has would have kept them out of qualified for all three fall nationals qualification. national championships after Wolney began his sailing defeating 15 midwestern career at Notre Dame with a schools in recent district quali­ bang, proving that he will be a fiers. force to be reckoned with over In order to qualify for a the next four years. national championship, a sailor Ruffing was another key com­ must finish in first or second at ponent to the trio's come from district qualifiers. The Irish behind victory. Ruffing execut­ sailing team has qualified to ed the operation of the spin­ attend all three fall national naker beautifully, allowing the championships. Irish to capture second place Junior Stephanie Doyle has and a spot at nationals. qualified to attend the women's Skipper Paul Kaseburg single-handed nationals at the capped off the team's most suc­ Coast Guard Academy in cessful fall ever with a win at Connecticut. R.J. Wolney, the men's single-handed quali­ Margaret Ruffing, and Paul fier at Wisconsin. Kaseburg Kaseburg have qualified to defeated 16 other sailors to attend the sloop nationals in earn the right to compete Santa Cruz, California. Junior against some of the fastest Paul Kaseburg also made the Laser sailors in the country at men's single-handed nationals Western Michigan. in Michigan. The regatta was sailed in No other midwestern team medium to heavy winds which has qualified for all three was perfect for Kaseburg, who nationals this year, making sails particularly fast in Notre Dame's success even stronger wind. Kaseburg is a more impressive. In November, former youth champion in wind the Notre Dame sailors will surfing who is sponsored by compete against the best col­ several prestigious sailing com­ lege sailors in the country to panies. claim the coveted national title. The Irish sailing team is on a Stephanie Doyle earned first mission to bring Notre Dame ·- place at the women's Midwest back to its glory days of the TIPS FROM AMERICA'S EXPERTS qualifiers held at the University 1960-70s. In the past, Notre of Wisconsin on Sept. 20-21. Dame sailing has been home to Fifteen girls competed in Tech a college sailor of the year and dinghies in difficult wind condi­ several all-Americans. tions. Doyle won five of the The team hopes to have at twelve races in heavy winds on least two all-Americans in the Saturday, and she won the final next two years and maintain a race on Sunday. That helped successful "learn to sail pro­ Join bestselling author Jane Bryant Quinn, Sound Moneys to solidify Notre Dame's num­ gram" that has taught hun­ ber one women's sailing rank­ dreds of Notre Dame students Chris Farrell, Nobel laureate James Tobin, and other top ing in the midwest for the sec­ how to sail. ond year in a row. The team returned several financial experts for a lively informative look at personal investing. Doyle was ranked sixth in the talented members this year, country last year and is opti­ including Lauren Mack, Becky mistic about her chances to do Murray, Nate Sniadecki, Jeff well this year. She will sail a Rauenhorst, and Ann Halloran. single person Laser Radial at Freshmen Liz Brotz and Darren Tuesday, October 28, 1997, 2:45PM-4:30PM the Coast Guard Academy in Madden also showed lots of three weeks in hopes of giving promise. Center for Continuing Education's Auditorium the Irish their first ever nation­ Team advisor Pat Leonardo is (Space available on a first come basis) al women's title. another key component in R.J. Wolney, Margaret Notre Dame's rr.cent success. Ruffing, and Paul Kaseburg Leonardo maintains a key role also faced trying wind condi­ as leader for the Irish. In thr. tions at their district regatta on past four years, th11 racing Sept. 27-28. Sloops qualifiers team has traveled all over the A University of Notre Dame Human Resources Employee and a TIM-CREF were held at the Detroit Yacht country and even to Japan. representative will be available to answer your specific questions Club in Flying Scots. The regat­ Tho tPam is oxcited about its ta was sailed in a river with a success and hopes to do well at following the teleconference. strong current and complicated nationals. The rejuvenation of wind patterns. Notre Dame's sailing as a 1 The team started the final national threat is possible with­ day of racing in sixth place. in tho next four yoars. Tho Wolney, Kaseburg, and Hulling determination and talent of its skillfully defeated Purdue in tlw mombers are leading the team final four races of Sunday, cap­ onward to victory and back to turing second place. All three its days of glory. Wednesday, October 15, 1997 The Observer· SPORTS page 17 minutes remaining in the game. W.Soccer Notre Dame has now beaten - - - - continued from page 20 Wisconsin eight straight times -- since a 6-0 loss in 1989. The test to record her 11th win also marks the team's -- shutout. Beene is quickly 30th consecutive win against --- - approaching Jen Renola's sea­ Big Ten opponents, including son record of 13 and has low­ three in 1997. ered her nation-leading goals The Irish now prepare for against average to 0.29. their final road game of the Notre Dame outshot regular season, a matchup Wisconsin 26-1, allowing its with Big East foe Syracuse on - lone shot with less than three Sunday. - MORGAN STANLEY invites members of the Class of 1998 .... Soccer Sdedule interested in career opportunities in Investment Banking Oct. 19 at Syracuse Syracuse, NY to our presentation on Oct. 24 Seton Hall Notre Dame, IN Thursday, October 16, 1997 Oct. 26 Connecticut Notre Dame, IN 7:00p.m. Oct. 31 Michigan Notre Dame, IN Notre Dame Room Nov. 2 Providence Notre Dame, IN LaFortune Student Center Nov. 7-9 at BIG EAST Piscataway, NJ Reception to follow Nov. 15-16 NCAA 1st Round TBA Nov. 21-23 NCAA 2nd Round TBA Morgan Stanley & Co. 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scored within a 10-minute span Irish late in the second half. ATTENTION ALPP MAJORS "We were forcing things a lit­ continued from page 20 tle too much in the first half. This could have been a carry­ Gallo and was able to manuev­ over from the Syracuse game in er through the entire defense which we played well for 90 before beating Alexander. minutes and were unable to Savarino .------,---­ score," Berticelli commented. scored his "We needed to relax, spread second goal the field, and play our game. of the game We are a good enough team THERE WILL BE AN IMPORT ANT MEETING FOR on a one-on­ that the goals will come. We do one with the not need to force them." keeper. The offensive production for ALL ALPP STUDENTS He dribbled the Irish was tremendous in from the against the Broncos. side and was Turner Notre Dame hopes to contin­ THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16 in 210 DE BARTOLO HALL able to slip a ue its offensive output against shot past the diving Alexander. Georgetown this weekend. The ACCORDING TO THE FOLLOWING SCHEDULE: Turner and Bocklage added Hoyas are in first place in the one goal apiece to cap off the Big East standings, and the SENIORS 4:30-5:00 offensive fireworks for Notre Irish would love to gain some Dame. ground in hopes of a late sea­ JUNIORS 5:00-5:30 The final four goals were all son run. SOPHOMORES 5:30-6:00

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page 18 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, October 15, 1997 - • CROSS COUNTRY Men place fourth at Furman Invitational

ished in 28th place with a time Women also of 25:21. Senior all-American Jason Hexing came in third for the Irish and placed 37th in put in strong the meet with a time of 25:34, and junior Ryan Maxwell fin­ performance ished 42nd with a time of 25:34. By ERIK KUSHTO The Furman Invitational Sports Writer gave the cross country teams a taste of what to expect later on The men's and women's this season at the NCAA cham­ cross country teams put in pionships. solid performances this past "Stanford and Colorado were weekend. placing fourth and deeper than us, but Wisconsin 1 4 t h • was not too far away," said respectively, Arce. at the Based on the performance at Furman the invitational, Arce expects Invitational. big things as the season pro­ The men gresses. garnered "This past weekend, we 185 points, showed that we can beat finishing -'"--"'-A~r~c~e­ teams not in our district, and ahead of that is important to get an at­ four ranked large bid [in the NCAA cham­ teams and behind such talent­ pionships]. But our key con­ ed programs as Stanford, cern is to defend as district Colorado, and Wisconsin. The champs and not have to wait women finished 14th out of a for an at-large bid." field of 23. The women's team struggled Junior Antonio Arce led the a bit on Saturday. Alison men's team, which placed four Klemmer was the first Irish runners in the top 50. runner to finish, placing 42nd "The team performed really with a time of 18:08. well," said Arce. "We came in Sophomore all-American with a need for a win after we Joanna Deeter followed in lost to Eastern Michigan. We 48th place with a time of got out faster and got in better 18:12. position. Everybody ran well." The cross country team ..__ Arce finished 19th overall returns to action on Friday at with a time of 25:06. Also run­ the Central Collegiate ning well for the Irish were Championships in Ypsilanti, freshman Ryan Shay, who fin- Mich. + Campus Ministry This Week +

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DAN SULLIVAN YOUR HOROSCOPE EUGENIA LAST "'L-. Aries: The Moon spends anoth­ aggressive mood. You may find er day in Aries' house, throwing yourself forcing some aspect of that inexorable tidal pull a relationship. Whatever hap­ behind the Ram's headlong pens, good or bad, remember charge. Dare to risk it all today. that it is of your own making. Defeat is inconceivable. Scorpio: Being greedy or stub­ Taurus: Appearances matter born will set you back today. today, but so do the currents Any conflict that you join will that flow beneath them. Pay rapidly escalate into an ugly attention to your partner's mess. A big, complex mood. Some mysteries are machine is useless without the meant to be unravelled slowly. crucial placement of small Gemini: New ideas and new parts. ways of expressing them are Sagittarius: You find it impos­ the currency of the moment. sible to stop telling jokes ,today. Self-promotion is favored Your self-delight MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM MIKE PETERS today, as long as it doesn't hap· only increases when the world pen at a friend's expense. Your laughs with you. There is some· positive change could benefit one out there who can't wait to WHATSWRO~<; everyone. get his or her hands on you. GRIMM'r ?... I Cancer: Thoughtless behavior Capricorn: You feel drained by is guaranteed to backfire today. hard work and a crazy sched­ ~OUE1HT t'OC:,S Maintain your sense of deco­ ule. Spend some time with your c.ovep CHEESE, rum even if it hurts. Unburden family even if it simply means yourself to loved ones at the being a physical presence. Find end of the day. a way to rejuvenate your ener­ Leo: Love finds its way into gy before it ebbs any further. your world and lights up the Aquarius: Your idea may not day. Others may forgive you for be the one that is implement­ acting a little too proud of ed, but your approach to mak­ yourself. Everyone can feel that ing it work is truly original. this is a time of regeneration in You are far ahead of the curve your life. today. Record your actions for Virgo: You work best on your those who are not yet here to own today. Do not take witness them. DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS chances with someone who has Pisces: Being too gracious may already proven himself unwor­ obscure your motivation and STUDIES HAVE SHOWN thy of your trust. Instead of make it easy for others to TI-l AT'S WH'< THE '

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• fOOTBALL Goodspeed to fill void in Irish linebacker corps

By BETSY BAKER backer. Associate Sports Editor Goodspeed, who started the season as a fullback for the Irish, was origi­ Much of head coach Bob Davie and nally recruited as a linebacker but has the Notre Dame football team's task never seen the defensive sidn of the going into this week's game against ball at Notre Dame. Aftnr being side­ Southern Cal lies in building upon last lined by a shoulder injury for the last week's 45-21 victory over Pittsburgh four weeks, Goodspeed's return has and carrying the momentum into been much-awaited by the Irish. but Saturday. the context of it remains an added sur­ However, there is an added element prise. when you put a first-year head coach The shift results from a shortage at and a relatively young football team up linebacker due to Ronnie Nicks' knee against one of the oldest and biggest injury against Pitt last week. Abovn college football programs in the all, Davie hopes that Goodspeed will nation. Combine that with the fact provide some big-game experiencn to that it is the first time the Irish have the inexperienced linebacker corps. returned home since going 1-2 on the "The thing I like about Joey road, and the team has quite a task Goodspeed - he has played in college ahead of it. games," Davie said. "He has started in Davie knows the challenge that lies college football games. lie knows ahead of his team and knows that what it takes to win in college football The Observer/Brandon Candura there will be some necessary adjust­ games." Sophomore Joey Goodspeed began working out with the linebackers on Monday. ments to be made. It remains to be seen just how much, Goodspeed had been used as a fullback, but injury on defense called for the shift. In addition to being undersized and if any, Goodspeed will be usnd as a inexperienced on defense, the Irish linebacker, but Davie remains confi­ defense adjusts to the Trojans' sizn on victory. will be going up against a Trojan dent in the sophomore's ability. the line and experienee at reeeivers. · Davie is not concerned about the offensive line that averages 315 "If I had to guess right now, I would The looming question, however, focus, however, because of all the pounds across the front. say he could probably do it based on remains how Davie will lead the team other areas of concern for the Irish. One of the major changes that will what I saw in high school, and just in his first contest against USC as a "I think it is pretty easy !staying be made going into Saturday's contest how I see him carry himself on the head coach. focused) because we have got so many will be not only the return of Joey football field," Davie said. An added incentive for victory lies in other things to address as a team," Goodspeed into the lineup, but also the In addition to Goodspeed's return, the fact that the Irish quarterback Davie said. "You know, if we want to shifting of him from offense to defense. the Irish will probably get linebacker eoaeh Mike Sanford is the former enjoy the feeling we had coming back Davie announced at his weekly press Bobbie Howard and defensive end assistant head coach of the Trojans. on Saturday night after that game, we conference yesterday that Goodspeed Corey Bennett back from injury. Still, it will be imperative for Davie to have got an awful lot of improvement has received the high sign to begin Howard and Bennett's return could make sure that the team stays focused to do, so I really don't think that is a working out with the defense as a line- play a pivotal role in how the Irish if it plans to walk off the field with a problem."

• MEN's SoccER • WOMEN's SOCCER Irish score seven unanswered goals Grubb ties record as By DAN LUZIETTI and TOM STUDEBAKER Notre DaiDe prevails Sports Writers four assists in the first half The Notre Dame men's soccer team defeated Irish offense and netting one goal in tlw the Western Michigan Broncos 7-1 last night at second for a game-high six Alumni Field. It was a tale of two halves for the points. Grubb's four first half Irish. explodes in assists tied a Notre Dam(~ The first half was one of frustration for Notre record. Dame. Western Michigan jumped out to a 1-0 10-0 victory Notre Dame controlled the lead on a goal by senior forward Phil Rosendall ball from the start, capturing a just under three minutes into the game. The Irish By ALLISON KRILLA 3-0 advantage in the first I 0 were out of sync for the better part of the first Sports Writer minutes on goals from half and were unable to put much pressure on Shannon Boxx, Jenny 11oft, Bronco goalie Andrew Alexander. A balaneed attack is key to and Jenny Streiffer. "We were obviously frustrated in the first half, the success of any team, espe­ Senior defender Katc> and our play showed that," said head coach Mike cially a team with national Sobrero took a feed from Berticelli. "We knew that we were capable of championship aspirations. Grubb at the 18:49 mark and playing much better than we were in the first Yestflrday, found the net for her first goal half." the Irish of the season. Iris Laneaster The second half was one of the best offensive women's also netted her first goal of the halves in recent Notre Dame soccer history. The soccer tnam year less than six minutes Irish dominated the second half, scoring seven gave a dink later to give Notre Dame a 5-0 unanswered goals while outshooting the Broncos on the art of lead. 17-5 in the half and 24-7 in the game. a balanced Freshmen Monica Gonzalez After the frustrating first half, it did not take attaek, as and Meotis Erikson got in on long for the Irish to turn it around in the second eight Irish the action to close out the first half. Junior Ben Bocklage put Notre Dame on the players net­ Sobrero half scoring for the visiting scoreboard just 18 seconds into the half. It was ted goals in Irish. Bocklage's second goal of the year. The Observer/John CTaily a 10-0 victory over the Both Streiffer and Gonzalez Five minutes later, senior Bill Savarino scored Sophomore defender Alan Woods heads the ball to Wisconsin Badgers in fired in their second goals of the second goal of the game for the Irish. Quite his teammate, clearing the zone for the Irish. ND pre­ Madison. the game in the seeond half as vailed 7-1, shuting out the Broncos in the second half. possibly one of the best goals of the season, Notre Dame's second-rank11d the Blue and Gold upped its Savarino dribbled into the Bronc(i zone and squad built a 7-0 lead at half­ record to 13-0-1 on the year. dribbled around one defender before putting it time en route tq its highest blasted a shot from 25 yards out. This goal past Alexander. Notre Dame's defensive opened the floodgates, and the rout began. goal total since a 10-1 win anchor, goalkeeper LaKeysia Senior co-eaptain Hyan Turner was tho next to over Villanova on Nov. 3, Sophomore Andrew Aris put the Irish up 3-1 score. Turner collected a pass from senior Joe Beene, made one save on tlw with his third goal of the season. Aris received 1996. Badgers' only shot of tho con- the ball around the top of the penalty box and Defender Jenn Grubb led the see IRISH/ page 17 Irish onslaught, dishing out se~ W. SOCCER I page 17

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