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HEADLEY THEATRE CLUB Presents Are You Being Served? A Comedy by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft Directed by Tina Wareham 8th, 9th, October and 15th, 16th October 2010 At Headley Village Hall at 8.00 pm PROGRAMME Cast (In Order of Appearance) Mr Rumbold ............................................................................. Tim Rose Mr Mash ..................................................................................... Jo Smith Miss Brahms ................................................................. Mel White Mr Lucas .................................................................. Andy Gilson Mr Grainger ........................................................................... Louis Clist Captain Peacock ........................................................ David Burnham Mrs Slocombe ........................................................... Pru Harrold Mr Humphries ....................................................................... Nick Webb Lady Customer .............................................................. Wendy Downs Nurse ........................................................................ Karina Farnlucher Male Customer .............................................................. Martin Wellen Mr Grace ......................................................................... Neil Hardinge Don Bernardo ............................................................................ Jo Smith Conchita .................................................................. Karina Farnlucher Cesar ................................................................................ Martin Wellen Taeresa .......................................................................... Mavis Standing Production Team Director Tina Wareham Assistant Director Jill Turner Stage Manager Paul Heath Assistant Stage Manager Paul Wareham Stage Crew Tony Wareham Lighting and Sound Steve White, Luke Oates, Neil Hardinge Set Construction Stage Crew and Club Members Costumes Dil Williamson-Smith and cast Prompt Dil Williamson-Smith Publicity Tina Wareham, Janet Hardinge Props Janet Hardinge, Natasha Hibberd Front of House Neil Hardinge, Tina Wareham, Sheila Wareham, Maggie Farnlucher and Club Members Scenes Act I Scene 1 Grace Brothers Department Store INTERVAL Drinks are available in the Foyer Act II Scene 1 Hotel Don Bernardo Reception Scene 2 Walled Patio of Hotel Scene 3 Hotel Don Bernardo Reception Scene 4 Evening of the first day Scene 5 Hotel Don Bernardo Reception – following morning Scene 6 Breakfast on the Patio Our thanks to all those who sold tickets for us, especially Tina’s Hairdressers, Headley Alfred Whittle & Sons, Headley Down and Magical Rooms, Grayshott Tim Rose, (Mr Rumbold) You won’t have to have it in the arm. Jo Smith, (Mr Mash) I bet it’s not the first time you’ve lost your knickers in a tube. Mel White, (Miss Brahms) Well, he’s got big hands Andy Gilson, (Mr Lucas) If all that starts wobbling, we’ll never stop it. Louis Clist, (Mr Grainger) They will have one in the aeroplane, won’t they? David Burnham, (Captain Peacock ) I hardly think two mussels and a shrivelled-up prawn will affect my sex life Pru Harrold, (Mrs Slocombe) I usually give my pussy an airing at about this time Nick Webb, (Mr Humphries) I specialise in derrières Neil Hardinge, (Mr Grace) What do I think—I think you’ve all done very well Jo Smith, (Don Bernardo) The ladies are brothers? Ah, I am hearing about this Karina Farnlucher, (Conchita) A leetle titty bit Martin Wellen, (Cesar) I have six hundred men under me. Cast Notes Forthcoming Events and Productions (so far) for 2011 January 7,8 & 14,15 — Cinderella —our 2011 Pantomime Written by Steve White and directed by Jo Smith April 22nd/23rd – MacHamlet – Comedy Play Written and Directed by Jo Smith, celebrating Shakespeare on the feast of St George July – Summer Musical Production – TBD October – Comedy Production – TBD Visit the Headley Theatre Club website www.headley-village.com/drama .