BEFORE EVERYTHING ELSE, TODAY 1919 1896 1944 1989 QUOTE GETTING READY IS THE SE- DAY IN OF THE Women’s rights: The U.S. Congress approves the Henry Ford completes the Ford World War II: Rome falls to the The Tiananmen Square protests DAY CRET OF SUCCESS. HISTORY 19th Amendment to the United States Constitution, Quadricycle, his first gaso- Allies, the first Axis capital to are violently ended in Beijing by HENRY FORD which guarantees suffrage to women, and sends it line-powered automobile, and fall. the People’s Liberation Army, MONDAY, JUNE 4, 2018 to the U.S. states for ratification. gives it a successful test run. with at least 241 dead.

Karak Break I don’t want chaos The politics of Russian hockey TOP 4 in my house! Putin has created an atmosphere, legal and ideological, where many criminals go unpunished TWEETS 01

for children,” he wrote, “but for dustrial city of Chelyabinsk, near This was good news! just a game; to enjoy Ovechkin’s In that case, the evidence that nine years already I’ve written the Ural Mountains, about how Babchenko was alive. prowess on the ice — he is not it wasn’t the Ukrainians is over- MOHAMED ISA stories of bloated corpses in the he’d dreamed as a boy of one day Though announcing his my favorite player, but the sheer whelming. But here was a literal heat on the streets of ruined cit- playing in the National Hockey death wasn’t, maybe, the force and exuberance of his game fake operation. n 27 February 2018, I received a ies. You want a great ? Here League. is something to behold — is to Also, it was not good news, if pleasant phone call: “Greetings, am I she is.” “When I got older, maybe 14 best way of going about support, however obliquely, the the Ukrainian authorities were speaking to Mr. Mohamed?” And I re- catching his would-be O KEITH GESSEN Babchenko harbored no illu- years old, I finally got to see a continuation of a terrible regime. telling the truth, that someone ere is no more plied: “Speaking.” He continued: “Can I pay sions about Russia’s first pres- computer for first time,” he wrote. assassin — from now on, The next morning I woke up to had been hired to assassinate Thimportant test of you a visit in 10 minutes to replace your In- n May 29, the day after the ident, Boris Yeltsin, initiator of “YouTube was everything. I get news of another Kremlin learn that Babchenko’s “death” Babchenko to begin with. And it our country than the way ternet router with a faster one?” “Of course, exciting first game of the the first Chechen war, but un - to see how Wayne Gretzky plays, opponent killed is going to had been a sting operation car- didn’t change the fact that other we treat the most vulner- who doesn’t want a faster connection?” I re- OStanley Cup Final — a 6-4 der President Vladimir Putin, how Red Machine play. I get to be treated with justified ried out by the Ukrainian security journalists and activists had been able among us, especially torted. The technician arrived shortly. I was victory for the plucky Las Vegas Babchenko’s opposition to the see how Alexei Kovalev, Ilya skepticism. services. As officials proceeded killed and that in Russia it has children. We cannot turn delighted. He was prompt. And I loved that. Golden Knights over the veteran regime and its supporters hard- Kovalchuk and Ovi play.” (Ovi is to claim at a news conference become common for government away from what’s happen- These days technicians never come on time. Washington Capitals, led by the ened. In late 2016, he wrote on a nickname for Ovechkin.) attended by Babchenko, they had critics to be arrested, imprisoned ing on our watch - we have The technician was adept. He replaced Russian star Alex Ovechkin — the Facebook that he had no pity in I watched a clip from the Ca- learned that a former Ukrainian and tortured. to act. the router in no time. And said this: “Try it news came from Ukraine that a his heart for the Red Army chor- nadian writer Dave Bidini’s film, fighter had been hired to assassi- I believe that Putin does not @HillaryClinton and if you feel the Internet is slow, call the Russian journalist who had fled isters who had perished when a “The Hockey Nomad Goes to nate Babchenko. But the fighter “give the order” for these things. company to file a complaint.” That did not Moscow last year after receiving Russian military plane crashed Russia,” where he happened to decided to cooperate with the It was widely reported, for exam- sound right. It did not feel right. The Telecom death threats had been in the into the Black Sea on its way to visit a 12-year-old Kuznetsov in authorities; the news of the killing ple, that the president was angry 02 Company raised my expectations about its back and killed while returning Syria, where they were to sing the Siberian city of Omsk, where direct: “Bye,” he wrote, adding a had been meant to entrap the per- after the killing of the politician service standards by upgrading my router for home with groceries. for the Russian forces that had his family had moved for his homophobic slur. son who had hired the assassin. Boris Nemtsov, a vocal opponent free, but now I am faced with the prospect of The journalist, Arkady recently bombed Aleppo. hockey career. It was a “Hoop The Russian-American hockey That person was now in custody, of Putin’s, in Moscow in 2015. But having a slower Internet at home. And if that Babchenko, served in the Rus- The Facebook post was harsh Dreams” sort of situation, an im- writer Slava Malamud, who has the Ukrainians announced. while some of the foot soldiers happens, bad things will happen. My kids sian army in both Chechen wars and uncompromising, and it possible and even pathetic dream. long criticized Ovechkin for his Babchenko was not dead. “I’m who carry out these killings have will revolt and cause us so much chaos. They two decades ago. He had then turned Babchenko into an ene- Kuznetsov was just a kid, and poor leadership, his selfishness not going to give them the satis- gone to jail, none of the high - turned to hockey for moral or go back there eventually; most Las Vegas and expressed grief and will become the Angry Kids! This experience come home to Moscow and start- my of the people inside Russia. burdened with so much hope. and for his politics — Ovechkin faction,” he told reporters. er-ups who may in fact have given political instruction. Mostly I like Russian hockey players return to solidarity with their new home- was contrary to the very old and well-known ed writing about what it was like Two months later, he left, moving And yet he actually made it. This announced on Instagram that he This was good news! Babchen- the order — most notably, Ramzan the way the puck goes back and Russia after their playing careers town. They are fearsome and customer service adage: Under promise and reetings to Mr. George in Chechnya, and was hired as a first to Prague, then Israel, and year he leads all playoff players in was heading up a social move - ko was alive. Though announcing Kadyrov, the head of the Chech- forth, the skill required to corral are over in the West. It would relentless forecheckers, unself- over deliver. Fernandes on his journalist. He kept writing about eventually Ukraine’s capital, Kiev. points (goals plus assists) scored. ment to back Putin’s re-election his death wasn’t, maybe, the best en Republic — have suffered any it, the speed with which decisions require a bit of courage for him ish with the puck and before our G Luckily, the Internet speed was just fine. birthday. Generations of the war. “I wrote compulsively,” He promised to return to Moscow And then the news came that — took to Twitter to put two and way of going about catching his consequences. are made, the way the best players to stay out of politics entirely, and eyes discovering new possibilities The kids were happy with it. And if they are Indians will remain grate- he recalled, “on my way to work eventually “in a NATO tank.” Babchenko had been killed. I two together. Babchenko had would-be assassin — from now At this , saying that Pu- seem to anticipate where the play a lot of courage for him to speak within themselves; the former happy, everyone is happy. But this happiness ful to George Saheb for his in the metro, on my journalistic I am a hockey fan, with a par- spent the afternoon reading been killed, he said, and people on, news of another Kremlin tin does not actually order these is going before anyone else does. up about his country’s problems enforcer Ryan Reaves, for exam- historic role in preserv- assignments, at home at night.” ticular interest in Russian hockey about him and taking in the so- like Ovechkin who supported this opponent killed is going to be murders is a distinction without a Ovechkin’s cheerleading for Putin — whereas Thomas was perfectly ple, has scored two goals in the ing India’s democracy. A He needed, he said, “to squeeze and its complex fate in the wake cial media reaction. The head murderous regime had made it treated with justified skepticism. difference. He may not order them. strikes me as unfortunate, but less free not to be a jerk. last three games. Their games are people’s person, he dis- Customers are the war out of my system.” of the Soviet collapse, and I had of the state-sponsored Russian possible: “This, #Caps fans, is Already some people believe that But he is the president of Russia. offensive than, say, the Boston And anyway I am rooting for exciting and edifying to watch. tinguished himself as a more erudite than These writings became a sad, spent the morning after the first broadcaster RT calmly explained your boy’s idol,” he wrote. Be - these events are staged — the Rus- He has created an atmosphere, Bruins goalie Tim Thomas’ refus- the delightful Golden Knights Maybe I do look for moral and capable administrator. I ever. They may humorous, brutal book of stories, game of the Final on her Telegram channel that fore too long, Malamud, who sians, for example, have been im- legal and ideological, where they al to visit Barack Obama’s White of Las Vegas — a team founded political instruction in hockey, at pray for George Saheb’s “One Soldier’s War,” which came reading up on the Washington “everyone knows” that if you’re lives in Maryland, was receiv- plausibly insisting for years that go unpunished. He is therefore en- House in 2012 after the Bruins only last year, a group of outcasts least during the playoffs. forgive you for any good health. out in English in 2006. Babchen- Capitals. I read a charming essay in danger for defying the Kremlin, ing death threats himself. I spent it was a Ukrainian fighter jet, not couraging them. And in some cases won the Stanley Cup. “unprotected” by their previous bona fide errors or @narendramodi ko helped publish a magazine of by Evgeny Kuznetsov, a brilliant you shouldn’t go to Kiev! “But the evening reading Babchenko’s a Russian missile, that took down he may be ordering them, too. Ovechkin is well within the teams during the expansion draft (Keith Gessen is an assistant professor shortcomings of journalism at Columbia and the other war veterans’ writings. “I young center on Washington’s may he rest in peace anyway,” she book about Chechnya. Malamud Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 over So where does this leave the mainstream of Russian political who started their season just days author of the forthcoming novel “A regarding your always dreamed of writing stories first line, originally from the in- said. Another poster was more was right, of course. Hockey is eastern Ukraine in August 2014. Stanley Cup Final? 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