2014 DT TALK GRAND FINAL DRINKING PROMPTS

TAKE A SWIG Pick a player from a hat, every time your player gets a possession, take a swig. Brian Taylor says ‘boy oh boy’, ‘wowee’ or ‘big boy McEvoy’ Bruce McAvaney alludes to how Gunston wears same number as Dunstall is identified as former Canadian rugby union player Paul Puopolo ducks his head and gets a free kick Luke Darcy says he loves the way someone goes about something Bruce McAvaney says ‘Great call Dennis’ Clarko slams the desk / punches something

Josh Kennedy / Ben McGlynn / Buddy Franklin identified as former Hawthorn players

HEAVY MOUTHFUL Bruce McAvaney makes a homo-erotic comment about Key passage of play missed by Channel 7 focusing on something irrelevant or promoting an upcoming reality/lifestyle show Kieren Jack identified as son of former Balmain great Gary Jack referred to as Australian of the Year Matthew Spangher referred to as ‘journeyman’ or ‘cult hero’ or his physical likeness to Jesus is ob- served Brian Taylor refers to McGlynn or Puopolo as ‘wee man’ Dennis Cometti makes a clever comment that goes over the head of Luke Darcy Third quarter referred to as ‘premiership quarter’ Jeff Kennett appears on the screen Cameron Ling poses intelligent question requiring astute observation on the game and is met with deaf- ening silence

FINISH YOUR DRINK Buddy Franklin kicks a bullshit goal from outside 50 Bruce says ‘spesshaaaaaaaal’ Goal review inconclusive due to Channel 7’s woeful image quality Brian Taylor says ‘boy oh boy’, ‘wowee’ and ‘big boy McEvoy’ in the same sentence The player you picked from a hat gets subbed off The player you picked from a hat wins the Norm Smith