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February 20, 2008 #932

Hot As Ice NITRO’s Visuwil and the boys celebrate a year well done with The Ice Ball inSIDE page 14 Obama drama Going for a spin at Scarlet page 22 page 17

out in the stars by Charlene Lichtenstein The Sun glides into psychic Pi- decide to do, be sure to invite sces this week. Let’s promise LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) You a few kindred souls over for a to add a little intuition to our are full of animal magnetism, pleasant prideful evening. best laid plans. Go with your gay Lion. Let your actions gut and taste the best that life speak louder and prouder than CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. February 20, 2008 has to offer. No, even better! words with current or potential 20) Pink Caps get exactly what #932 lovers. You find that great they want by just asking for it. ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL minds begin to think alike. Will The best use of this your time 20) Rams lead everyone to is to find a receptive entourage cover you bite off more than you can the side of goodness instead chew. Let’s hope so! for your many wonderful ideas. VISUWIL AND of nastiness. Give back to our What about getting in touch THE BOYS OF community through charitable VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. with friends and friends of acts and good gay deeds. You friends? Give ‘em a call. NITRO 23) Sun in Pisces offers you never know when you could a renewed appreciation for photographer not use that extra dose of karma one to one relationships. All AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. available at press to attained your hoped-for thoughts and communication 19) If you’ve done your fiscal time personal miracles. between the two of you will be homework, investments begin in tandem. If you are setting to pay off. If you have put off TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY sail to seek a dreamboat you the inevitable, start saving INDEX 21) Friends are available to now. It will become possible that guy are now able to attract the pick 6 provide adulation and support of the fleet. to envision an easy retirement THE DJ, THE MUSIC when and where you need it. light at the end of the tunnel. & YOU You become the epicenter of LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) (Or is it the lights of an oncom- 10 attention. (Or maybe it’s those Proud Libras get down to work ing train...?) WHAT SHOULD WE DO lime green hotpants...?) Find and actually accomplish a TONIGHT? a group that thinks the way thing or two. For those who PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 12 you do and be a benevolent have contemplated owning the 20) You are full of confidence hot as ice dictator. perfect body, may I suggest and great new ideas. Meet and 14 a personal trainer? Exercise greet. Begin new projects; you the spread GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) produces incredibly delicious have a receptive, fertile ground 16-17 Get going on your professional improvements now. Think prep from which to nurture your pretzel logic path now. Pink Twins find work for cruise season. personal dream. Schmooze 18 that their career opportunities and grab the limelight while the intermission open up like a treasure chest. SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. clock is ticking and so are you. 22-23 The least likely scenario may 22) Any artistic pursuit is WHERE MY BAR AT? surprise you. Sometimes it’s (c) 2008 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All 24 especially enjoyable now. Gay to a new and fabulous career Rights Reserved. For Entertainment WHAT’S UP? Scorps demonstrate their flair Purposes Only. level. Sometimes it’s to the 25 for fun. If you are asked to plan calendar mailroom. a grand scale social event, the Can’t get enough? Join the blog: thestarryeye.typepad.com/queer 26-27 results will have ‘em talking CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY from the booth for months! Don’t forget the Lichtenstein’s “HerScopes: A Guide 28 23) Travel and see the world rainbow bunting and naked To Astrology For Lesbians” is an while you have the urge and gogo dancers. international sensation and has just the extra dough. Spread your “come out” in its 6th printing. Buy it wings, enrich your global per- SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - and feel the vibration. spective and learn (or meet) DEC. 22) Gay Archers get the some new and exotic tricks. redecorating and cocooning Some tricks require whip bug. Or maybe it means mov- cream and a leather collar... ing to a more spiritually affirm- Don’t be an old dog. ing part of town. Whatever you

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Hot As Ice nightspots 5443 n. broadway, #101, Chicago, IL 60640 NITRO’s Visuwil and the boys celebrate a year well done with The Ice Ball inSIDE page 14 773.871.7610, fax 773.871.7609 www.WindyCitymediagroup.com Obama drama Going for a spin at Scarlet page 22 page 17 [email protected] DOWNload: www.WindyCityMediaGroup.com that guy by Kirk Williamson

Remember that cold that began to advance words. on my immune system as I wrote last week’s column? Fast forward one week, That’s about it for this week. Let’s hope all one trip to the doctor, several nights of in- the sinus viruses setting up light house- capacitation, two trips to the pharmacy and keeping in my head die a merciless and a last-minute pledge from a photographer agonizing death at the hand of the antibiot- to save me the fresh hell of having to do the ics I’ve been popping. bar circuit with a 101 degree fever (which didn’t come through, leaving me to DO the In the meantime, enjoy this picture of my aforementioned Hades cruise) and you very own MC Hammer doll. have me here. Read: can’t write column. And check out my new blog, “That Blog!,” A few things before I wretch spastically on chicagopride.com. You can see more upon the floor. about MC and all those other little things that make life worth living. TPAN announces that this year’s Chicago Takes Off event at the Park West last [email protected] weekend helped raise $100,000. That’s a spicy meatball! As a sponsor, thanks to all of you (and there were 1,200) who gave of your hearts to make this year’s event a smashing success.

Happy anniversary to Jim and the whole crew at 3160. Great to see Alexandra Billings taking the stage back in our sordid little berg. Although here in Chicago, she’d never have the opportunity to meet Britney Spears and film her sitting alone in a limo for two hours. Ask her to tell you the story. I assure you she’ll do it more justice than I have in these brief few

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They like ‘em black at the

Black Bra Party photos by Mel

Another night of goodness at Roscoe’s photos by Kirk

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the dj, the music and you by DJ Res5 Chain Of Fools: The Internet Corrections Column... Music is a tricky business. While I was able to deliver a near-perfect assessment of the Grammy winners before the awards happened, my sources failed me to varying degrees with producing information about upcoming projects.

Mariah’s next album will be called E=MC² and has an April 15 release date, according to the MariahCarey.com newl- etter. Madonna’s next album will be called Licorice, which was oddly enough a previ- ously linked title for the project. You can check out the pre-release track list for the album, as well as pre-order it, from CDWOW.com at http://www13.cd-wow.com/detail_results.php?product_ code=2599743

Mariah’s lead single is out. It’s called “Touch My Body.” I had the pleasure of hearing this track already, and it is very much in the Mimi style. I found it a very solid mid- tempo, but still light enough to inspire smiles and finger snaps. So, only time will tell as to the complete validity of the track listing that is circulating. Just a gratuitous shot a naked, wet dude. Because here at Nightspots, we don’t like to I had the pleasure of having another chat with the man overthink it. photos by Kirk known as Rauhofer via MySpace. After months of fight- ing off connections to a bootleg that was floating around, he explained simply about his decision to finally put a real Rauhofer take on OneRepulic’s “Apologize.” “I like the song and didn’t find a good remix to play,” he ex- plains. He has done a Reconstruction Club Mix and Dub, and expect to hear at least one of them when he takes the decks at the Ice Ball this Saturday at Circuit. If you can’t wait, a sample is available on his MySpace page.

Last word is on Michael Jackson. Thriller is turning 25, so it has been re-released with some new trimmings. Best Buy even got a bonus track, so go check it out...

You can now reach me two ways: myspace.com/freemixshowman or [email protected]. Take advantage of it. 10 SMOKERS’ CORNER February 20, 2008 SMOKERS’ CORNER what do YOU

wannaNightspots’ do? Free Dating Advice (you’re welcome) by Michael Hampton

I am going to give you my best date ever. I did this date as a first date with a man that I didn’t know very well, but whom I got to know very well very quickly. (WINK)

I took him to the circus.

Granted, this date only works when the circus is in town, but I highly recommend it. It may sound corny or sad, but if you want to share a hatred of children or a love of cotton candy, it’s the best place in the world.

I picked him up, with some chocolates of course, and took him to the United Center for the show. He had no idea where we were going until we pulled up and he had never been to one before.

After laughing at the guy who stepped in elephant poop and revealing stories about how clowns scared us as children, we went to Clarke’s at 930 W. Belmont for some dessert and coffee. After a cup of Joe and some delicious pastries, we sealed the deal.

Email me how it goes for you at mhamp- What the hell IS that thing at [email protected]. @mosphere photos by Kirk

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HOT AS ICE NITRO, the monthly smorgasbord of audio and visual delight at Circuit, cel- ebrates its first anniversary this Saturday night, February 23 with the Ice Ball. Nightspots put a few questions to NITRO’s deacon of design Visuwil about the past, presence and future of Boystown’s hottest monthly extravaganza.

Nightspots: How do you go about deciding on the monthly themes for the NITRO party? Visuwil: I always start with a consistent formula, appealing to all of the human senses...focusing on sight, sound, taste and touch. I really love combining ideas to create something different and innovative, creating that “WOW” effect for all who attend. It’s always sure to be a night to remember!

NS: What have been some of your favorites of the themes NITRO has done so far? The Circus theme, the Garden of Good and Evil theme, the Farm theme, etc. I love them all! The themes are all quite color- ful and whimsical. I can’t really say which one is my favorite.

The NITRO events always tend to come off big and bold because of the support and details which go into the event. I love to create over-the-top and out-of-the-box type work.

NITRO delivers an explosive entertainment experience monthly. Ads for a few of the past Nitro parties. NS: What makes NITRO a uniquely Chicago experience?

NITRO reflects the unique style, dance music and ambience of Chicago’s BOOM BOOM Room (Mondays @ Green Dolphin Street) with mesmerizing visuals and creative theatrics of the nationally known Cirque du Soleil.

I have marketed this event to inspire Chicagoans (gay, str8 or indifferent) to enjoy their lives by supporting the arts and local nightlife. Have fun! It attracts a very large and diverse—and not necessarily a completely gay/lesbian—crowd.

NS: What’s to come? Well, one can never really know who might attend the NITRO event, but we do know that DJ Peter Rauhofer will be here this Saturday night. Junior Vasquez will spin in March and the new DJ sensation Billy Steele will be back in April for a really interesting concept that we are working on for NITRO.

I’m still encouraging the booking of DJ Offer Nissim for NITRO; I encourage Chicagoans to send in their requests.

DJ Peter Rauhofer. photo courtesy of myspace.com/peterrauhofer 14 February 20, 2008 Sunday, Feb 24 th TThhee Open at 3pm! NITRO, the monthly smorgasbord of audio and visual delight at Circuit, cel- ebrates its first anniversary this Saturday night, February 23 with the Ice Ball. ® Nightspots put a few questions to NITRO’s deacon of design Visuwil about the past, presence and future of Boystown’s hottest monthly extravaganza. Oscar Nightspots: How do you go about deciding on the monthly themes for the NITRO party? Visuwil: I always start with a consistent formula, appealing to all of the human senses...focusing on sight, sound, taste and touch. I really love combining ideas to create something different and innovative, creating that “WOW” effect for all who attend. It’s always sure to be a night to remember! Party Spend Hollywood’s biggest night with your NS: What have been some of your favorites of the themes NITRO has done so far? friends. Sunday Show Tunes from 4pm. The Circus theme, the Garden of Good and Evil theme, the Red Carpet from 7pm. Farm theme, etc. I love them all! The themes are all quite color- ful and whimsical. I can’t really say which one is my favorite. NO COVER!

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NS: What makes NITRO a uniquely Chicago experience? Prroud home tto The Chiicago NITRO reflects the unique style, dance music and ambience of Chicago’s Gay Men’’s Chorrus beneffiitt parrtty...... BOOM BOOM Room (Mondays @ Green Dolphin Street) with mesmerizing visuals and creative theatrics of the nationally known Cirque du Soleil.

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NS: What’s to come? Wherre Hollllywood Meetts Hallstted Well, one can never really know who might attend the NITRO event, but we do Save soOmSeCroAoRm!& HIS MEN Taste & judge more know that DJ Peter Rauhofer will be here this Saturday night. Junior Vasquez than a dozen chilis. will spin in March and the new DJ sensation Billy Steele will be back in April for a really interesting concept that we are working on for NITRO. SSaattuurrddaayy,, NINTH ANNUAL I’m still encouraging the booking of DJ Offer Nissim for NITRO; I encourage sstt C H I L I C O O K O F F Chicagoans to send in their requests. MMaarrcchh11 Your $10 donationbenefits pm ffrroomm 22ttoo 66pm photos by Kirk Caught with his hand in the cookie jar at Big Chicks

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hydrate • 3458 N. Halsted • www.HydrateChicago.com Intermission PSME JEF 8FJSE Animaniac madandugly.drunkrhino.com Welcome to the home of the demented artwork and animations of Ross Butter. Butter is a frequent contributor to the British humor site b3ta. His work is... visceral. There is a lot of blood, feces, blood, explicit content, and more blood. His characters are slightly fleshed out stick men who often meet with rather grisly fates. The short animations are done as GIF files. What’s clever about them is the manner in which they fold back on themselves for the loop. Oh, and they’re damn funny too. 0111010101110101011010101101011010101101010101011101010101110 TECHNICOLOR YAWNS www.rainbowpuke.com I don’t know why, but someone out there really felt there was a need for a gallery of “rainbow puke” pictures. “What’s a rainbow puke picture?,” the foolish among you ask. Well, it’s a drawing of something (usually a rainbow) puking a rainbow. What’s kind of amusing is that the early pics are the crude, MSPaint-type of pics, but as the galleries progress, the pictures rapidly become more involved. This could be heading for some sort of minor meme-dom. 0111010101110101011010101101011010101101010101011101010101110 Going for Barack www.mychurch.org/blog/120382/Barack-Hussein-Obama

All the lies about Illinois’ Junior Senator, and the next POTUS, in one handy, racist package. The fact that it’s hosted on MyChurch.com, a sort of MySpace for Jesusfreaks, only underscores what I think about the intellect of fundie xtians.

0111010101110101011010101101011010101101010101011101010101110 obamapalooza www.senatorobamas.com While we’re on the subject of Barack, here’s one from the WTF? file: SenatorObamas.com. Another case of someone having just a weeee bit too much fun with Photoshop. The idea is simple: Come up with some silly play on “Obama,” like “Obamanonyamous,” and then illustrate it like the picture to the left. When the site first went live, there was a single image: Showbama. In a few days, it’s grown to over 30 types of Obamas, and more are promised. 22 February 20, 2008 nightSPOTSMAFIA We’ll tell ya what ta think

No, I voted Jan. 18. - Andrew Definitely my bite. - Andrew A musical. - Andrew Nope. - Pubert Bark--I talk a big game. - Pubert Church. - Pubert Yes, and for the first time in a Bark for sure. - Kathleen A place where I’m not annoying. long time I felt good about it. My bark until it comes to busi- - Creaoke - Creaoke ness. - Creaoke Britney’s. - Kathleen Yes. - Kirk I’m a biter. - Kirk Applebee’s. - Kirk Of course! - Amy The dentist. I fucking hate the

y o u r bite ? My bark, although I can get in a Yes. I was voter #1 in my few good bites if I need to. dentist. - Amy precinct, but there was no door - Amy SCA. - graysong prize. - graysong I think you meant your “snark Wrigleyville bars. - Robb I’m a Hoosier, so no. - Kathleen or your spite.” Didn’t you? Nope, I early voted in January. - graysong - Robb I don’t have much of a bark, but D id y o u v ote F eb . 5? I’ll bite your ass! - Robb ______, b u t I said no , .” song : “T he y tried to make me go Pu t y o u r spin on this A m W ineho se W hich is worse : y o u r bark or

Are you special enough? If you want to be included as a special guest in Nightspots MAFIA, send an email to [email protected] and plead your case.

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25 February 20, 2008 Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Circuit 1st week-Versage Productions’ female Foozie, DJ Teri Bristol, 3rd week-Amigo salad $10, Open for brunch 11 a.m. ‘til 1pm. Hydrate $1 drinks all night, no cover before WEDNESDAY Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots drag show, 2nd week-Lipstick and Lace party, with DJ Markski & Roei Rodriguez, VJ Ven from 3 - 9:30p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 10 p.m. @mosphere $12 Stoli pitchers, $3 Bud Light Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, all well and women’s hip-hop night, 3rd week-Chix Mix stage performances and hot dancers, 4th 9:30 p.m. InnExile VJ Brad drafts pints of Miller Lite draft $1.50, DJ Hale women’s dance parties, Last week-Urbano week-Nitro monthly theme parties, DJs and Eagle Big screen movie 9 p.m. and midnight, $2 Jackhammer $2.50 well drinks Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30p.m., 12:30 a.m. Spyner’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 hip hop party theatrical performances house shots Kitty Moon Dyke Dive, featuring performances Berlin “Just Let Go...”, DJ Larissa, hosted by a.m. Club Krave $12 oversized Long Island, Blue Club Krave $6 flavored Martinis, DJ Pervy Encompass Night Of Stars drag show 9:45 p.m. by local artists from 7 to 10 p.m., dancing and Shayna X, $3.25 Coronas. Circuit La Noche Loca w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ Island, Vodka Lemonade/Cranberry Pitchers, Cocktail Spank - go-go boys, DJ Dhanna at Gentry Becky Menzie open mike 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. drinks by DJ PJ and Lucky Kleen. $2 PBR, $3 Big Chicks Euchre Club 7:30 p.m., $4 Stoli Rock-O-Mix, Miss Ketty’s show at 10 p.m. DJ Rockin’ RC 10 p.m. Hamburger Mary’s Mary’s Mimosa Brunch ‘til 3 Domestics, $4 Well. Martini, $6 Leinie Pitchers, $5 Quesadilla Club Krave Latin night with DJ Saul, Corona Cocktail Spank--gorgeous go-go boys, DJ Fred- Crew Shiner Bock pitchers $12, Buckets of Bud p.m., first mimosa free, then $2 Maneuvers Karaoke Mondays w/ Miss Bobbi night (Chicken or Veggie) buckets & Tequila specials die Bain, hosted by Chicago’s very own Cher Select 5/$12, Crew Weiner w/choice of side Hideaway Latin/Hip-Hop Nite w/ DJ Ruthless Mary’s Attic Live soap opera “The Ville” at 8 Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic, $1 Pucker, $3 Cocktail Spank--go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Crew Crew Happy Hour 1/2 priced appetizers $6.75, Open for brunch 11:00 a.m. til 1 p.m., and dancers by Chicago Beef upstairs, Bar p.m., $10 Jäger shots Timmy Loop, hostess Lisa Lexus 4-6 p.m. (dine-in only), DJ Kris V at 8 p.m. VJ Ven spinning from 6 - 10 p.m. VJ Bobby Bitch Bingo 1st & 3rd Sundays 4 - 8 p.m. minibar Monday Munchies - food provided by Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Crew Labatt Blue bottles $3.75, Goose Island P.B.R. Cans $2.00, Goose Island Honkers Marley 10 p.m. downstairs, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Fire Fly all night after 7:30 pm sponsored by Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots 312 pints $3.50, Buffalo Chicken Salad Po’ pints $3.50, Fish Tacos w/choice of side Eagle $2 house shots, caged dancers, club Long Islands Ketel One and Red Bull Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, All import Boy w/choice of side $8, 3rd Thursday of the $9.50, 4th Friday-Frat Boy Friday, w/ Hot room open at 12 a.m. w/Tim Hunters Karaoke 7-11 p.m., Boys Night 11 p.m., Roscoe’s Music Showcase 9 p.m., Lotto Kara- beers (bottles & drafts) $3.50 month - God Save The Queen - English Jock Contest at 11:30 p.m., $300 first place Encompass Resident DJ Tiff 11 p.m. $1 drafts, $4 Martinis, DJ Lawrence K oke with cash and prizes 9:30 p.m., $12 Stoli Club Krave $5 Bombs, Starfinder karaoke rock music, half off all English beer, Fourth prize, Goose Honkers pints $3, sponsored by Hamburger Mary’s Mary’s Mimosa Brunch ‘til 3 Hydrate Desperate Housewives at 8 p.m., DJ pink lemonade pitchers, $3 Bud & Bud Light Cocktail $6 Cosmopolitans Thursday of the month - Women Wanna Play Nightspots Magazine p.m., first mimosa free, then $2 Chris Eterno 11:30 p.m. - 4 a.m. bottles, $11 domestic pitchers, $13 import Crew Open for lunch 11:30a.m., Rolling Rock - Berghoff bottles $2.50 Eagle $2 house shots, caged dancers, club Hideaway 34 drink specials (one for every year InnExile Karaoke by Mariah Productions pitchers, $5 frozen drinks bottles $2.75, Blue Moon pints $3.50, Philly Eagle $2 house shots, cigar smoker—free cigar room open at 11 p.m. w/Chaz they’ve been open!) Jackhammer $2 Bud, Bud Light Scot’s $2.75 all domestic bottles Cheese Steak w/turkey and choice of side w/ 1st drink, club room open 11 p.m. w/Chaz Encompass Karaoke, $4 24 oz. Big Boy Lites Hunters Ascent Saturdays with DJ Laura B., Jeffrey Pub Ol’ Skool dance party, no cover Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., $8.75 Encompass Salsa Night—nacho bar all-you- Hamburger Mary’s $5 Fruit-Punch Teasers & $3.50 Bacardi mixers, $4 cover Manhandler Complementary buffet, 6 p.m. Showtunes, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Eagle $2 house shots, free pool, alternative can-eat $3.95, Bacardi Mojitos Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open till midnight Hydrate DJ Ralphi Rosario 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. Mary’s Attic Cabaret show, 7 p.m., $10, then Touché Barstool Jocks - WWF wrestling & music w/ Dan Gentry Live cabaret Hideaway Karaoke w/ Jason 8-11 p.m. InnExile VJ Brad Erickson Bingo Karaoke at 9 p.m., $3 well drinks & Lite sports at 8 p.m., free pizza Encompass All domestic bottled brews $1 Hamburger Mary’s $5 Typhoon-Mary Teasers & downstairs, Male dancers from Chicago Beef Jackhammer Chicago Beef dancers 1-3 a.m. drafts, $1 off slushies, no cover, sponsored by Hamburger Mary’s $5 Pear-A-Dise Teasers & Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11.p.m upstairs 11 p.m. - 1 a.m., $1 Kool-Aid shots, Jeffrey Pub Girls All Night Out dance party, $3 Nightspots Magazine @mosphere $1 well and Bud Light drafts Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11p.m. Hideaway Male dancers from Chicago Beef $5 Jäger, $5 Long Islands cover, show with host Indigo Blue Roscoe’s Male Call hosted by Miss Foozie 5 Berlin Cheap Trix, hosted by Jay Jay, with DJ Hideaway $2 Domestic bottles, $1 Kool-Aid upstairs 11 p.m. - 1 a.m., $10 Martinis - Hunters Video Dance Party, $2 Miller, $4 cover, Manhandler Saturday afternoon movie p.m., Long Island Iced Tea Pitchers for $12, Chester, $1 well and PBR shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Long Islands, Movie Nite bartender’s choice DJ Dan Man’s Country Live nude male stripper show $11 domestic beer pitchers, $13 import downstairs Hunters Hunters Hunks 10:30 p.m., $2 import Hydrate TPAN’s Positively Aware party 8-11 Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, Jello shots Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., TUESDAY Hunters $3.50 Smirnoff Martinis, $2 well, $1 bottles, DJ Laura B p.m. on 2nd Friday of the month, Weekly DJs Mary’s Attic DJ Plez at 9 p.m., $5 Mary Fruit Showtunes 4-9 p.m., best of the 60s-80s, 9 Big Chicks $5.50 Golden Margaritas, $4 Mar- drafts, $4.50 beeer pitchers, DJ Ron G Hydrate Hot Hydrate dancers, sponsored by til 4 a.m., no cover til midnight Punch pints, no cover p.m.-2 a.m. garitas, $5 Chicken burger night, $3 Meatball Hydrate 1/2 price Martinis, Hy-Drag Review 9:30 Nightspots Magazine, DJ Greg Drescher, $4 InnExile Here’s the Beef male dancers 11 p.m. Rails Salvation Saturdays, Club XL, 766 W Star Gaze All sports shown on 6 ft. projection Sandwiches (dine-in only) p.m., also DJ Laura B Finlandia cocktails, $7 Cosmos Jackhammer Chicago Beef dancers 1-3 a.m., Jackson, 10 p.m. - 3 a.m., 708-802-1705 screen, Karaoke w/ Creagh 7-11 p.m. Bobby Love’s $2 domestic, draft and well Jackhammer $1 well drinks, $5 cover, DJ Jackhammer Buck Night—Domestic bottles $1 4th Fri.-The Flesh Hungry Dog Show, $2 Roscoe’s No cover before 10 p.m., $5 cover 3160 Marilyn B. performs drinks. Oskar, 3rd week-Destination DJ, choose Jeffrey Pub No cover, free entry pass to first 35 import bottles after 10 p.m., $12 Stoli lemonade pitchers, Touché Open at noon, beer bust with Eio, free Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Chicago’s next top DJ, $8 cover, $1 well guests to be used Friday or Saturday Jeffrey Pub Guys All Night Out dance party, $11 domestic draft pitchers, $13 import red hots, $1.50 Bud & Bud Light drafts, movie Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Jeffrey Pub Game night—Bid Whist, spades, Maneuvers Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Tipsy $3 cover Sidetrack Sidetrack Classics 3 - 9 p.m., Best of night in club room at 10 p.m. Club Krave $1 drafts, $4 draft pitchers, $1 well dominoes, darts, drink tickets for every Kid, dancing and half price well, wine and Man’s Country Live nude male stripper show Sidetrack 9 p.m. - 3 am Cocktail Spank--go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ winning hand schnapps, free anonymous HIV testing 9 Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, Jello shots, Star Gaze DJ plays all mixes starting at 10 p.m. The Anvil $1.50 drinks all day Michael Serafini, Hostess Miss Foozie Mary’s Attic MaryOke! at 9:30 with $3 well p.m. - midnight free anonymous HIV testing 9 p.m. - midnight 3160 Join Luther & Will for Sexy Senior Satur- Berlin D.I.Y.: Make requests from Berlin’s Crew Miller High Life bottles $2.75, Rogue Dead drinks & Lite draft, no cover Man’s Country Special Night, single room $12, Mary’s Attic DJ Shoshana at 9 p.m., $5 Mary days, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. iPod or bring in your own, $2 PBRs, $3.25 Guy Ale pints $3.50, BBQ Meatball Sandwich Pie Hole All-You-Can-Shove night, $9.99 for locker $8/8 hrs. Fruit Punch pints, no cover. Touché Open 3 p.m., 1st week-Great Lakes w/choice of side $8.25, Man The Mic Karaoke all-you-can-eat slices and a soda Mary’s Attic Paper Dolls drag revue at 10 p.m. Rails Dance and drama each Fri. at The Prop Bears, Weekly fetish parties @ 10 p.m. Club MONDAY with Adam Leblanc from the band Sixteen Roscoe’s Whatever Wednesdays, $12 Cuervo North End Pulse: space for Chgo’s HIV com- House Room open Heinekens Candles 9 p.m., raffles Margarita pitchers, $3 Bud & Bud Light munity to relax and meet, in the back bar, Roscoe’s $12 Stoli pink lemonade, Martinis, Big Chicks $2 off all pitchers, $3.50 Mandarin Eagle $1 all top shelf cocktails and draft beers, bottles, $11 domestic draft pitchers, $13 sponsored by TPAN, 6-10 p.m.. Manhattans, $11 domestic draft pitchers, @mosphere Supper and strippers—light buffet Crushes, $1 1/4lb burgers, $5 Veggie Burgers club room open at 11p.m. w/Jim import pitchers, $5 frozen drinks, free pool Roscoe’s BINGO with Frida Lay & Honey $13 import from 6-8 p.m., hot male dancers 10 p.m. (dine-in only) Encompass Karaoke, $4 24 oz. Big Boy Lites all day West, $3 bottles of Miller Lite and MGD, $11 Sidetrack Showtunes 5-9 p.m., Best of Side- Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m., Bucks $2.50 domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Gentry Musician showcase w/Beckie Menzie Scot’s $2 off all Cosmos domestic draft pitchers, $13 import track 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. SUNDAY Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Hamburger Mary’s $5 Pretty-in-Pink Teasers & Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Classic Scot’s $3.75 all drafts Spin Shower Contest at midnight Charlie’s Bitch Bingo with Frida & Lauren, Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11 p.m. Sidetrack, 8 p.m.-2 am Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3 - 8 Spyner’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 2 for 1 admission with coupon available at 11:30 p.m. Hideaway Stoli S’Tuesdays—$3 shots, $4 Spin What the Fuck Wednesdays, $1 well p.m.,Comedy Night videos 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. a.m. www.thebatonshowlounge.com. Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, $1 off Bud/Bud mixed any flavor, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, drinks, $5 cover Star Gaze Cheap Booze Night — $2 well, Star Gaze Free salsa lessons with Angel from Berlin MODifyd, DJ Chester mixes alternative Light bottles, free pizza, raffles $5 Long Islands Star Gaze Pool Nite, $1 off imported beers $2 domestic bottles 9:30-10:30 p.m., DJ plays salsa at 10:30 p.m. and pop. $2 Lites $3.25 Heinekens. 1st Sun- Circuit Mondays with Mz. Ruff-n-Stuff & the Hunters Retro Re-wind—$2 Miller bottles, $2 3160 Paul Marinaro & Judy Roberts 9:30 p.m. 3160 Jen Porter, 9:30 p.m. Touché 1st week - MAFIA, 2nd week - Porn day: Madonnarama w/ DJ Riley, Last Sunday: Rocketts, DJ Stoney Mike’s Hard Lemonade, DJ Brad Touché Bijou Night featuring hot classics and Touché Handballers Night—Club Room open at Star poker party, 3rd week - Hot Ash Smoker / Prince Nation w/ DJ Samnation Cocktail Cocktails with bartenders Michael Hydrate Retro Flashback—$15 for an Absolut latest XXX videos, drawings for passes to 10 p.m., midnight drawing for Slam Dunk lube ONYX Club night, Club Room open at 10 p.m. Big Chicks Free BBQ/inside picnic at 4:30 p.m., and Dion Martini and a manicure or tarot reading, $4 Bijou Theater, $2 Rolling Rock bottles $2.50 vodka lemonades Crew Berghoff bottles $2.50, Stella Artois pints Absolut cocktails, $3 Bud bottles, retro with @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., Bobby Love’s Open at noon with Connie $3.75 Half Price Chicken Wings six $2.50/ DJ Laura B THURSDAY DJ Eric Hall DJ Timmy Loop, DJ Juno, hostess Anique Bucks Sunday cookout, $2 Schnapps and twelve $4.00, open for lunch 11:30am., 1/2 InnExile VJ Brad FRIDAY SATURDAY Kool-Aid shots priced wings 5 p.m. ‘til close. Jackhammer Karaoke with Creagh 10 p.m., @mosphere “Hot Mess” Thursdays with male Cell Block Open 2 p.m., $1.50 pints Miller Lite Dick’s RU Crazee? Free pool $2.50 well drinks dancers, $7 Bud Light pitchers, $5 martinis Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. all day and night, DJs Freddie Bain and Chris Encompass Call cocktail party—$2.50 select Mary’s Attic Retro Rewind ‘80s night at 9:30 Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Berlin Cosmix: DJ Greg Haus, electro, progres- Berlin Twisted w/ DJ’s Chester & Larissa, $5 Spinazzola call drinks p.m., no cover. Berlin Elevated, DJ Heather Doble spins under- sive, and alternative music & video, $5 after after 11:00 p.m. / $7 after 1 a.m. Circuit Noché Latina w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ Gentry Cabaret Scot’s $2 off all Martinis ground, tech-house, & electro-house. Special 11:00 p.m. Big Chicks Euchre Club 6 p.m., DJ and dancing Alex Perez, Veronica Zaid’s show at 9 p.m., Green Dolphin Street Boom Boom Room, Sidetrack Retro videos 8 p.m.-2 a.m. guest DJ feature sets every week, $2 Big Chicks DJ and dancing 10 p.m., no 10 p.m., no cover 1st week-Noche Vaquera, free entry for Monday’s hottest house since forever, 9 p.m. - Star Gaze Dart nite, free pool PBRs, $3 cover after 11:00 p.m. cover, 1/3 lb cheeseburger $5, $3 basket of Bobby Love’s Featured artist nite, trivia shots & cowboy attire 4 a.m., $5 after 11 p.m. 3160 Geoffery Cuellar performs Big Chicks $10 Pitchers of Blue Moon, $2.75 appetizers (zucchini, mushroom, onion rings, giveaways w/ DJ Tim Club Krave $2 drafts & $5 draft pitchers , House Hamburger Mary’s $5 Mango-Tango Teasers & Touché Hard Core Tuesdays, club room open Rolling Rock, $4 Cosmos, Chicken specials poppers) Bucks $2 Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Mama’s Bingo at 7 p.m., followed by karaoke Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11 p.m. at 10 p.m. night—$5 wing basket, $6 Chicken breast Bobby Love’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. Cell Block Open 2 p.m. w/ Scott, DJ Earl Cocktail DJ Pete Augusta, go-go boys at 9 p.m. Hideaway Womyn’s Nite, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 sandwich $5 chickenburger - 1:30 a.m. Pleasure Crew Miller Lite pitchers $9, Beergarita/ Sangria/ Jäger, $5 Long Islands Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic & draft, $1 Bucks $2 Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Circuit 1st week-Girlbar lesbian night, 2nd Monsoon pitchers $12, Sam Adams and Sam Hunters Karaoke with DJ Glen, $2 Bud, $4 Pucker Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, DJ Hale week-Circuit All-Stars show, hosted by Miss Lt bottles $3.75, Pasta & Meatballs w/soup or Absolut Martinis 26 February 20, 2008 Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Circuit 1st week-Versage Productions’ female Foozie, DJ Teri Bristol, 3rd week-Amigo salad $10, Open for brunch 11 a.m. ‘til 1pm. Hydrate $1 drinks all night, no cover before WEDNESDAY Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots drag show, 2nd week-Lipstick and Lace party, with DJ Markski & Roei Rodriguez, VJ Ven from 3 - 9:30p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 10 p.m. @mosphere $12 Stoli pitchers, $3 Bud Light Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, all well and women’s hip-hop night, 3rd week-Chix Mix stage performances and hot dancers, 4th 9:30 p.m. InnExile VJ Brad drafts pints of Miller Lite draft $1.50, DJ Hale women’s dance parties, Last week-Urbano week-Nitro monthly theme parties, DJs and Eagle Big screen movie 9 p.m. and midnight, $2 Jackhammer $2.50 well drinks Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30p.m., 12:30 a.m. Spyner’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 hip hop party theatrical performances house shots Kitty Moon Dyke Dive, featuring performances Berlin “Just Let Go...”, DJ Larissa, hosted by a.m. Club Krave $12 oversized Long Island, Blue Club Krave $6 flavored Martinis, DJ Pervy Encompass Night Of Stars drag show 9:45 p.m. by local artists from 7 to 10 p.m., dancing and Shayna X, $3.25 Coronas. Circuit La Noche Loca w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ Island, Vodka Lemonade/Cranberry Pitchers, Cocktail Spank - go-go boys, DJ Dhanna at Gentry Becky Menzie open mike 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. drinks by DJ PJ and Lucky Kleen. $2 PBR, $3 Big Chicks Euchre Club 7:30 p.m., $4 Stoli Rock-O-Mix, Miss Ketty’s show at 10 p.m. DJ Rockin’ RC 10 p.m. Hamburger Mary’s Mary’s Mimosa Brunch ‘til 3 Domestics, $4 Well. Martini, $6 Leinie Pitchers, $5 Quesadilla Club Krave Latin night with DJ Saul, Corona Cocktail Spank--gorgeous go-go boys, DJ Fred- Crew Shiner Bock pitchers $12, Buckets of Bud p.m., first mimosa free, then $2 Maneuvers Karaoke Mondays w/ Miss Bobbi night (Chicken or Veggie) buckets & Tequila specials die Bain, hosted by Chicago’s very own Cher Select 5/$12, Crew Weiner w/choice of side Hideaway Latin/Hip-Hop Nite w/ DJ Ruthless Mary’s Attic Live soap opera “The Ville” at 8 Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic, $1 Pucker, $3 Cocktail Spank--go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Crew Crew Happy Hour 1/2 priced appetizers $6.75, Open for brunch 11:00 a.m. til 1 p.m., and dancers by Chicago Beef upstairs, Bar p.m., $10 Jäger shots Timmy Loop, hostess Lisa Lexus 4-6 p.m. (dine-in only), DJ Kris V at 8 p.m. VJ Ven spinning from 6 - 10 p.m. VJ Bobby Bitch Bingo 1st & 3rd Sundays 4 - 8 p.m. minibar Monday Munchies - food provided by Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Crew Labatt Blue bottles $3.75, Goose Island P.B.R. Cans $2.00, Goose Island Honkers Marley 10 p.m. downstairs, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Fire Fly all night after 7:30 pm sponsored by Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots 312 pints $3.50, Buffalo Chicken Salad Po’ pints $3.50, Fish Tacos w/choice of side Eagle $2 house shots, caged dancers, club Long Islands Ketel One and Red Bull Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, All import Boy w/choice of side $8, 3rd Thursday of the $9.50, 4th Friday-Frat Boy Friday, w/ Hot room open at 12 a.m. w/Tim Hunters Karaoke 7-11 p.m., Boys Night 11 p.m., Roscoe’s Music Showcase 9 p.m., Lotto Kara- beers (bottles & drafts) $3.50 month - God Save The Queen - English Jock Contest at 11:30 p.m., $300 first place Encompass Resident DJ Tiff 11 p.m. $1 drafts, $4 Martinis, DJ Lawrence K oke with cash and prizes 9:30 p.m., $12 Stoli Club Krave $5 Bombs, Starfinder karaoke rock music, half off all English beer, Fourth prize, Goose Honkers pints $3, sponsored by Hamburger Mary’s Mary’s Mimosa Brunch ‘til 3 Hydrate Desperate Housewives at 8 p.m., DJ pink lemonade pitchers, $3 Bud & Bud Light Cocktail $6 Cosmopolitans Thursday of the month - Women Wanna Play Nightspots Magazine p.m., first mimosa free, then $2 Chris Eterno 11:30 p.m. - 4 a.m. bottles, $11 domestic pitchers, $13 import Crew Open for lunch 11:30a.m., Rolling Rock - Berghoff bottles $2.50 Eagle $2 house shots, caged dancers, club Hideaway 34 drink specials (one for every year InnExile Karaoke by Mariah Productions pitchers, $5 frozen drinks bottles $2.75, Blue Moon pints $3.50, Philly Eagle $2 house shots, cigar smoker—free cigar room open at 11 p.m. w/Chaz they’ve been open!) Jackhammer $2 Bud, Bud Light Scot’s $2.75 all domestic bottles Cheese Steak w/turkey and choice of side w/ 1st drink, club room open 11 p.m. w/Chaz Encompass Karaoke, $4 24 oz. Big Boy Lites Hunters Ascent Saturdays with DJ Laura B., Jeffrey Pub Ol’ Skool dance party, no cover Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., $8.75 Encompass Salsa Night—nacho bar all-you- Hamburger Mary’s $5 Fruit-Punch Teasers & $3.50 Bacardi mixers, $4 cover Manhandler Complementary buffet, 6 p.m. Showtunes, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Eagle $2 house shots, free pool, alternative can-eat $3.95, Bacardi Mojitos Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open till midnight Hydrate DJ Ralphi Rosario 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. Mary’s Attic Cabaret show, 7 p.m., $10, then Touché Barstool Jocks - WWF wrestling & music w/ Dan Gentry Live cabaret Hideaway Karaoke w/ Jason 8-11 p.m. InnExile VJ Brad Erickson Bingo Karaoke at 9 p.m., $3 well drinks & Lite sports at 8 p.m., free pizza Encompass All domestic bottled brews $1 Hamburger Mary’s $5 Typhoon-Mary Teasers & downstairs, Male dancers from Chicago Beef Jackhammer Chicago Beef dancers 1-3 a.m. drafts, $1 off slushies, no cover, sponsored by Hamburger Mary’s $5 Pear-A-Dise Teasers & Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11.p.m upstairs 11 p.m. - 1 a.m., $1 Kool-Aid shots, Jeffrey Pub Girls All Night Out dance party, $3 Nightspots Magazine @mosphere $1 well and Bud Light drafts Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11p.m. Hideaway Male dancers from Chicago Beef $5 Jäger, $5 Long Islands cover, show with host Indigo Blue Roscoe’s Male Call hosted by Miss Foozie 5 Berlin Cheap Trix, hosted by Jay Jay, with DJ Hideaway $2 Domestic bottles, $1 Kool-Aid upstairs 11 p.m. - 1 a.m., $10 Martinis - Hunters Video Dance Party, $2 Miller, $4 cover, Manhandler Saturday afternoon movie p.m., Long Island Iced Tea Pitchers for $12, Chester, $1 well and PBR shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Long Islands, Movie Nite bartender’s choice DJ Dan Man’s Country Live nude male stripper show $11 domestic beer pitchers, $13 import downstairs Hunters Hunters Hunks 10:30 p.m., $2 import Hydrate TPAN’s Positively Aware party 8-11 Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, Jello shots Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., TUESDAY Hunters $3.50 Smirnoff Martinis, $2 well, $1 bottles, DJ Laura B p.m. on 2nd Friday of the month, Weekly DJs Mary’s Attic DJ Plez at 9 p.m., $5 Mary Fruit Showtunes 4-9 p.m., best of the 60s-80s, 9 Big Chicks $5.50 Golden Margaritas, $4 Mar- drafts, $4.50 beeer pitchers, DJ Ron G Hydrate Hot Hydrate dancers, sponsored by til 4 a.m., no cover til midnight Punch pints, no cover p.m.-2 a.m. garitas, $5 Chicken burger night, $3 Meatball Hydrate 1/2 price Martinis, Hy-Drag Review 9:30 Nightspots Magazine, DJ Greg Drescher, $4 InnExile Here’s the Beef male dancers 11 p.m. Rails Salvation Saturdays, Club XL, 766 W Star Gaze All sports shown on 6 ft. projection Sandwiches (dine-in only) p.m., also DJ Laura B Finlandia cocktails, $7 Cosmos Jackhammer Chicago Beef dancers 1-3 a.m., Jackson, 10 p.m. - 3 a.m., 708-802-1705 screen, Karaoke w/ Creagh 7-11 p.m. Bobby Love’s $2 domestic, draft and well Jackhammer $1 well drinks, $5 cover, DJ Jackhammer Buck Night—Domestic bottles $1 4th Fri.-The Flesh Hungry Dog Show, $2 Roscoe’s No cover before 10 p.m., $5 cover 3160 Marilyn B. performs drinks. Oskar, 3rd week-Destination DJ, choose Jeffrey Pub No cover, free entry pass to first 35 import bottles after 10 p.m., $12 Stoli lemonade pitchers, Touché Open at noon, beer bust with Eio, free Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Chicago’s next top DJ, $8 cover, $1 well guests to be used Friday or Saturday Jeffrey Pub Guys All Night Out dance party, $11 domestic draft pitchers, $13 import red hots, $1.50 Bud & Bud Light drafts, movie Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Jeffrey Pub Game night—Bid Whist, spades, Maneuvers Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Tipsy $3 cover Sidetrack Sidetrack Classics 3 - 9 p.m., Best of night in club room at 10 p.m. Club Krave $1 drafts, $4 draft pitchers, $1 well dominoes, darts, drink tickets for every Kid, dancing and half price well, wine and Man’s Country Live nude male stripper show Sidetrack 9 p.m. - 3 am Cocktail Spank--go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ winning hand schnapps, free anonymous HIV testing 9 Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, Jello shots, Star Gaze DJ plays all mixes starting at 10 p.m. The Anvil $1.50 drinks all day Michael Serafini, Hostess Miss Foozie Mary’s Attic MaryOke! at 9:30 with $3 well p.m. - midnight free anonymous HIV testing 9 p.m. - midnight 3160 Join Luther & Will for Sexy Senior Satur- Berlin D.I.Y.: Make requests from Berlin’s Crew Miller High Life bottles $2.75, Rogue Dead drinks & Lite draft, no cover Man’s Country Special Night, single room $12, Mary’s Attic DJ Shoshana at 9 p.m., $5 Mary days, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. iPod or bring in your own, $2 PBRs, $3.25 Guy Ale pints $3.50, BBQ Meatball Sandwich Pie Hole All-You-Can-Shove night, $9.99 for locker $8/8 hrs. Fruit Punch pints, no cover. Touché Open 3 p.m., 1st week-Great Lakes w/choice of side $8.25, Man The Mic Karaoke all-you-can-eat slices and a soda Mary’s Attic Paper Dolls drag revue at 10 p.m. Rails Dance and drama each Fri. at The Prop Bears, Weekly fetish parties @ 10 p.m. Club MONDAY with Adam Leblanc from the band Sixteen Roscoe’s Whatever Wednesdays, $12 Cuervo North End Pulse: space for Chgo’s HIV com- House Room open Heinekens Candles 9 p.m., raffles Margarita pitchers, $3 Bud & Bud Light munity to relax and meet, in the back bar, Roscoe’s $12 Stoli pink lemonade, Martinis, Big Chicks $2 off all pitchers, $3.50 Mandarin Eagle $1 all top shelf cocktails and draft beers, bottles, $11 domestic draft pitchers, $13 sponsored by TPAN, 6-10 p.m.. Manhattans, $11 domestic draft pitchers, @mosphere Supper and strippers—light buffet Crushes, $1 1/4lb burgers, $5 Veggie Burgers club room open at 11p.m. w/Jim import pitchers, $5 frozen drinks, free pool Roscoe’s BINGO with Frida Lay & Honey $13 import from 6-8 p.m., hot male dancers 10 p.m. (dine-in only) Encompass Karaoke, $4 24 oz. Big Boy Lites all day West, $3 bottles of Miller Lite and MGD, $11 Sidetrack Showtunes 5-9 p.m., Best of Side- Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m., Bucks $2.50 domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Gentry Musician showcase w/Beckie Menzie Scot’s $2 off all Cosmos domestic draft pitchers, $13 import track 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. SUNDAY Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Hamburger Mary’s $5 Pretty-in-Pink Teasers & Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Classic Scot’s $3.75 all drafts Spin Shower Contest at midnight Charlie’s Bitch Bingo with Frida & Lauren, Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11 p.m. Sidetrack, 8 p.m.-2 am Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3 - 8 Spyner’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 2 for 1 admission with coupon available at 11:30 p.m. Hideaway Stoli S’Tuesdays—$3 shots, $4 Spin What the Fuck Wednesdays, $1 well p.m.,Comedy Night videos 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. a.m. www.thebatonshowlounge.com. Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, $1 off Bud/Bud mixed any flavor, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, drinks, $5 cover Star Gaze Cheap Booze Night — $2 well, Star Gaze Free salsa lessons with Angel from Berlin MODifyd, DJ Chester mixes alternative Light bottles, free pizza, raffles $5 Long Islands Star Gaze Pool Nite, $1 off imported beers $2 domestic bottles 9:30-10:30 p.m., DJ plays salsa at 10:30 p.m. and pop. $2 Lites $3.25 Heinekens. 1st Sun- Circuit Mondays with Mz. Ruff-n-Stuff & the Hunters Retro Re-wind—$2 Miller bottles, $2 3160 Paul Marinaro & Judy Roberts 9:30 p.m. 3160 Jen Porter, 9:30 p.m. Touché 1st week - MAFIA, 2nd week - Porn day: Madonnarama w/ DJ Riley, Last Sunday: Rocketts, DJ Stoney Mike’s Hard Lemonade, DJ Brad Touché Bijou Night featuring hot classics and Touché Handballers Night—Club Room open at Star poker party, 3rd week - Hot Ash Smoker / Prince Nation w/ DJ Samnation Cocktail Cocktails with bartenders Michael Hydrate Retro Flashback—$15 for an Absolut latest XXX videos, drawings for passes to 10 p.m., midnight drawing for Slam Dunk lube ONYX Club night, Club Room open at 10 p.m. Big Chicks Free BBQ/inside picnic at 4:30 p.m., and Dion Martini and a manicure or tarot reading, $4 Bijou Theater, $2 Rolling Rock bottles $2.50 vodka lemonades Crew Berghoff bottles $2.50, Stella Artois pints Absolut cocktails, $3 Bud bottles, retro with @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., Bobby Love’s Open at noon with Connie $3.75 Half Price Chicken Wings six $2.50/ DJ Laura B THURSDAY DJ Eric Hall DJ Timmy Loop, DJ Juno, hostess Anique Bucks Sunday cookout, $2 Schnapps and twelve $4.00, open for lunch 11:30am., 1/2 InnExile VJ Brad FRIDAY SATURDAY Kool-Aid shots priced wings 5 p.m. ‘til close. Jackhammer Karaoke with Creagh 10 p.m., @mosphere “Hot Mess” Thursdays with male Cell Block Open 2 p.m., $1.50 pints Miller Lite Dick’s RU Crazee? Free pool $2.50 well drinks dancers, $7 Bud Light pitchers, $5 martinis Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. all day and night, DJs Freddie Bain and Chris Encompass Call cocktail party—$2.50 select Mary’s Attic Retro Rewind ‘80s night at 9:30 Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Berlin Cosmix: DJ Greg Haus, electro, progres- Berlin Twisted w/ DJ’s Chester & Larissa, $5 Spinazzola call drinks p.m., no cover. Berlin Elevated, DJ Heather Doble spins under- sive, and alternative music & video, $5 after after 11:00 p.m. / $7 after 1 a.m. Circuit Noché Latina w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ Gentry Cabaret Scot’s $2 off all Martinis ground, tech-house, & electro-house. Special 11:00 p.m. Big Chicks Euchre Club 6 p.m., DJ and dancing Alex Perez, Veronica Zaid’s show at 9 p.m., Green Dolphin Street Boom Boom Room, Sidetrack Retro videos 8 p.m.-2 a.m. guest DJ feature sets every week, $2 Big Chicks DJ and dancing 10 p.m., no 10 p.m., no cover 1st week-Noche Vaquera, free entry for Monday’s hottest house since forever, 9 p.m. - Star Gaze Dart nite, free pool PBRs, $3 cover after 11:00 p.m. cover, 1/3 lb cheeseburger $5, $3 basket of Bobby Love’s Featured artist nite, trivia shots & cowboy attire 4 a.m., $5 after 11 p.m. 3160 Geoffery Cuellar performs Big Chicks $10 Pitchers of Blue Moon, $2.75 appetizers (zucchini, mushroom, onion rings, giveaways w/ DJ Tim Club Krave $2 drafts & $5 draft pitchers , House Hamburger Mary’s $5 Mango-Tango Teasers & Touché Hard Core Tuesdays, club room open Rolling Rock, $4 Cosmos, Chicken specials poppers) Bucks $2 Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Mama’s Bingo at 7 p.m., followed by karaoke Beer-O-Day special, kitchen open ‘til 11 p.m. at 10 p.m. night—$5 wing basket, $6 Chicken breast Bobby Love’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. Cell Block Open 2 p.m. w/ Scott, DJ Earl Cocktail DJ Pete Augusta, go-go boys at 9 p.m. Hideaway Womyn’s Nite, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 sandwich $5 chickenburger - 1:30 a.m. Pleasure Crew Miller Lite pitchers $9, Beergarita/ Sangria/ Jäger, $5 Long Islands Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic & draft, $1 Bucks $2 Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Circuit 1st week-Girlbar lesbian night, 2nd Monsoon pitchers $12, Sam Adams and Sam Hunters Karaoke with DJ Glen, $2 Bud, $4 Pucker Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, DJ Hale week-Circuit All-Stars show, hosted by Miss Lt bottles $3.75, Pasta & Meatballs w/soup or Absolut Martinis 27 February 20, 2008 from the booth by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper Delinquents from All Worlds Video starring Jan Fischer, Tyler Riggz and Johnny Hazzard

Our video begins with scenes of hot men P: Tommy sucks like a pro. breaking the law. G: Look at that, it’s sex on tha hood. P: The guy is sucking his nightstick. JUDGING P: Well, you never see someone tagging in G: That police car is a rockin’. A PORN gay porn. P: I guess crime does pay! BY ITS G: Depends on what you mean. G: How sweet, the two bottoms are holding P: Spray painting a wall is what I mean. hands while getting fucked. COVER P: The position for the big finish was amaz- Pubert: This is Enter into a gay bar where all kinds of bad ing. Doug Jeffries’ behavior happens… G: They just tied Tommy up and came on Delinquents, him. not to be P: Did they just slip a mickey in his drink? confused with G: That guy has the worst shiner. His bruise In the next scene, our bad boy Jan is those other de- is yellow. interrogated by Johnny Hazzard at police linquents. Who P: Yeah, a little too realistic of a makeup job. headquarters. is he? Martin G: They are getting him drugged up so they Scorcese? can take advantage of him. P: This video is all about the nightstick. Groeper: Well, P: And they are moving to the backroom of G: OMG, he’s trying to deep throat it. he’s a porn the bar to do it! P: I guess he needs to practice with star turned G: I bet that pool table comes in handy. something. director. P: They are definitely working him over, tak- G: It’s a nice goal to have. P: Martin is? ing turns sucking him. P: There’s definitely some chemistry with G: No Doug, G: Passing it back and forth like a hot dog at these two stars. dummy. a Cubs game. G: I agree. P: I am so ready for summer! P: Johnny seemed like a real good guy when G: He’s turning red he’s so messed up. I met him at IML. P: Is that an appendix scar? G: We have a big finish with a table fuck. G: The one dude just left and we are getting P: Now that’s a load. a little one-on-one on top of the billiard table. G: I hope he got a confession out of him. P: Wow, that’s a nice angle. P: I don’t think so. He just moaned a lot. G: They are getting loud; better turn down the volume or the neighbors are going to G: All Worlds knows how to produce a flick. complain. P: There’s even a bonus disc with behind the P: You could cut glass with those nipples. scenes features. G: I am always up for watching those. Two policemen find a remote spot and bust P: This movie makes me want to be a Delin- two Delinquents smoking marijuana in the quent too. What a life! forest. Pubert: Nightstick up the butt. P: There’s Tommy Blade. I am interviewing Groeper: Thumbs up the butt. him next week. G: The cops just made the two smokers kiss. Stay tuned next week for an interview with P: And now they are smoking the police- Tommy Blade. men’s poles. For past interviews and reviews drop by G: This is hot already. www.windycitymediagroup.com. 28 February 20, 2008

Why can’t he do it? Why can’t he set this monkey free? Berlin photo by DJ Greg Haus

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