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FRONT COVER 2 Sig Regt Ex Northern BACK COVER Gokyo Keys exped to Everest Base Camp. Photo LCpl Aaron Rouget (30 Sig Regt) smashing taken at the summit of Kalapatar with Mt down the Giant Slalom course at the Army Everest and Nuptse in the background. Champs

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HEADQUATERS JFCIS(A) We had to wait all afternoon for the results of the competition which were finally released at 1700hrs. When the DComd Lt Col A E A Corkery results were shown we were all shocked to see that we ended RSM WO2 Robertson up in fifth position and only 40 seconds from 3rd place. Considering the competition we had been up against which Camp Bastion Superstars X-Fit Competition included the Danish, Estonians, and many other British teams – by Cpl Paige AGC(SPS) we all felt we had done ourselves proud. As we were the top placed British team we now have the bragging rights for the next competition which hopefully will take place in Apr 14.

HELMAND ICS SIGNAL (220 SIGNAL SQUADRON)

OC Maj P Stowell MBE SSM SSgt Miller

Helmand DA – by Sgt Keers

The XFit team looking rather fit!

JFCIS(A) decided that they were going to enter a team in the inaugural Superstars Xfit competition that took place on Tue 14 Jan. The team consisted of Flt Lt Hawley, WO2 (SSM) Robertson, Cpl Dean and myself as team captain. We only decided that a team was going to be entered 3 weeks before the event so training time was of the essence. Our team name was “21 seconds to go”.

We only managed to have 2 training sessions as a team before Sgt Taff Collwell, Sgt Micky Keeps, LCpl Plummeret-Page the event took place so spent a little time assessing strengths and weaknesses of all participants. We were all delighted to find that we had a team that overall could compete strongly in On my arrival into Theatre all I heard from the Sqn Yeoman all events that the competition had to offer. was that LCpl Page is glad you are here. Slightly wary, I thought it cannot be all that bad, can it? My first day in the The day of the event arrived and we were all understandably office revealed what the next seven months or so was to have nervous, waking up realising what lay ahead. The competition in store. We oversee a Crypto account that covers the whole itself consisted of a 500 metre row for each member of Helmand as well as accounting for almost 3000 secret (eughhhhhh) followed by 40 reps of bench pressing 50Kg. documents. Luckily LCpl Page came over for the handover After this we moved on to the farmers walk (or should I from 3 (UK) DSR so all was well! say run). Two 25Kg plates in each hand covering 20 meters before turning around and making our way back to the start After I settled in and completed RSOI I started my handover. line counted as 1 rep. We had to do 40 as a team. This was Thankfully LCpl Page is a wealth of knowledge and things the longest time exercise of the event as a whole which was started to run smoothly after we got our heads around what followed by 50 tyre flips which involved flipping a MRAP was required. As we work inside our own little compound tyre. These tyres weigh approximately 100Kg. 200 box jumps things can get a little bit boring throughout the day, but we followed in which all team members had to complete 50 were kept entertained with some classic one liners from LCpl before moving to the next team member. Page such as, “Isn’t Paul Daniel’s married to that Mystic Meg?” or “1666, wasn’t that the Battle of Hastings?” - It’s the The penultimate event was 200 squat thrusts, which was the little things that keep us entertained throughout the day! same as box jumps, involving each team member completing their amount of reps before the next team member could go. The Christmas period was busy and there was plenty The final event was a 400 metre sprint. Each team member organised to keep us all entertained. We all took part in had to hold a baton and pass it on to the next member at running home for Christmas to raise money for charity and the end of their sprint. Cpl Dean went first followed byFlt Lt there was a sports day organised on Christmas day to keep us Hawley, the SSM followed and I went last. We started behind all amused. I, on the other hand, decided it would be a good the Estonians but beat them to the line which was a nice end idea to take part in the Christmas day half marathon after to the competition. doing very little training.

2 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 LCpl Page has now decided that he has had enough so he is CAMP SOUTER ICS DETACHMENT (214 SIGNAL off back to Colerne to be replaced by Cpl Smiejkowski. All in SQUADRON) all we have had a busy first three months working hard trying to backload as much equipment as possible as well dealing OC Maj Bennett with our eighty accounts and trying to keep them all happy. SSM SSgt McDermott

MOB PRICE – by Cpl Rodway

Souter ICS Det in festive sprits

MOB Price communication towers and assets The ICS Det has now settled into tour life and the learning curve has begun to even off a bit.

As January draws to a close the pace is constantly on the rise Having just lost Sig ‘Arthur Tour’ Hunt (a member of the Det for the ICS detachment at MOB Price. With units moving who got an early ticket home), we were fortunate to gain LCpl location to accommodate the closure of camp this is the start ‘Rusty-nuts’ Harrison as replacement morale. He arrived in of the busiest period for the members of 21 Signal . style, finding himself in front of the RSM after only being on the camp for 12 hours. Standing to attention alongside Rusty 2014 has now well and truly arrived and with it this new was Cpl ‘should-know-better’ Lawton, LCpl ‘Creosote’ Mackell beginning brings a new host of challenges for the small 3 man, and LCpl ‘Yankee candle’ Boyd, all quaking before the Scottish one woman team. As the MOB closure creeps upon us our monster. This was all down to LCpl Boyd, who thought it job of simply maintaining the communication would be a good idea to host a ‘movie night’ in his room. In an of MOB Price has evolved into tearing out and back loading attempt to ensure LCpl Mackell succumbed to his seductive several ISO containers full to the brim with used equipment. charms, he decided to add a little romance with the help of some Cherry Vanilla Yankee candles. Unfortunately the fire Along with the remediation of CIS equipment it seems all alarms put a dampener on events and the entire block had to the home comforts are disappearing day by day. The latest be evacuated. When LCpl Boyd said ‘Well, it smelt nice Sir’ as casualties being the office chairs that will go the same way as his defence, the RSM replied with a glare and the immortal the detachment sofa. Along with the chairs the flooring has words; ‘You’re a banger’. Eight hours of work parades (each) started to be taken up with half of the detachment looking followed for the ‘4 Candles’ gang and in a display of poetic like a sandy beach. Unfortunately we are not in some far away justice, LCpl Boyd was appointed Fire Safety JNCO. holiday destination that will have to wait until the hard work has finished within MOB Price. The Det was stood down (with the exception of Sgt Wayne Addison) from 1400 on Xmas Eve until 0800 Boxing Day for Now we have the plan for when each service will be switched sports and quizzes and other Christmas activities. The Camp off and taken away the end of our time here seems ever officers and seniors took over everyone’s guard on Christmas closer and returning to Bastion is a daunting reality… day which was greatly appreciated by the Det.

7 ARMOURED HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (207)

TFH HQ Real Life Support – by Cpl Hunt providing everything you could imagine an HQ would require, no matter what time of day. Right from the start of the tour when the first men touched down in Camp Bastion it has been non-stop, with the only SSgt ‘Mac’ McMullen has been kept busy managing the thing changing is the amount of work being undertaken from complete accommodation allocation and planning for Camp such a small team. We have all been responsible for providing 501 for the duration of the tour. This has included the all the J1/J4 for over 190 personal deployed within Task Force constant complaints about air conditioning units not blowing Helmand HQ. out cold air, then hot air, then cold air as the temperature begins to rise again, and the constant changes in the SSgt Noble (TFH HQ SQMS) has been kept busy all the way temperature of the water in the shower cubicles not through the tour with his merry band of minions (LCpl ‘Paddy’ remaining at a constant hot temperature at all times. This has McLoughlin, LCpl ‘Riddy’ Rydeard and Sig ‘Gaz’ McDermott) also been run alongside the twice monthly range packages closely following behind his every move. They have been which he has organised to ensure all personal within TFH HQ

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 3 remain current and competent on their weapon systems. He Once all the niff and naff was done, we had all comms IAW has been assisted by Cpl Matt Hunt as range staff and LCpl with no problems at all. Rydeard as always happy Ammo NCO. We have managed to have a few laughs whilst on the ranges, most notably LCpl LCpl ‘Stonesy’ Stones deployed with the Warthog group for a ‘Paddy’ McLoughlin’s single shot rifle! At least we know that week and did a good job with them sorting the comms out. he cleaned his gas parts the week before the ranges. Later on in the year he and LCpl Beni ‘Close Protection’ Greenaway deployed with the BAT to Lashkah Gah Durai SSgt ‘Jas’ Janes has managed for the majority of the tour to where famously Stonesy tripped down a drainage ditch and provide a one man J1 support cell from within Camp 501 for all got suspected meningitis and was subsequently MEDEVAC’D TFH HQ personal, as well as those personal from the back to Bastion as CAT A (where tests concluded he had a Squadron deployed/attached to the various battle groups sore head!) within Theatre. Christmas had arrived and we all had to parade at TacCIS Cpl Hunt has been kept busy not only running TFH HQ MT village as the Boss, Capt Miller, had organised the best providing transport support for their every need being Christmas party Afghanistan has ever seen! All available assisted by his one man driving team of Sig ‘Clapdog1’ members of 207 Sig Sqn (along with some hangers on like the Clapperton, but also running the TFH HQ Armoury ensuring all Bde Comd’s PA and driver (LCpl Rachel ‘Dozza’ Dorrian and weapons remain serviceable at all times. Although Cpl Hunt LCpl Karl ‘Smudge’ Smith) and had a great time. As we are had completed all the risk assessments for everything and separated across the AO, it was good to see some different anything which could be carried out, he still manages to bang faces like Sig ‘Little Mac’ McMahon, LCpl ‘Red Belt’ Gaffer his head in the armoury on a weekly basis due to people and Sig Ollie ‘The Boss fancies your Mum’ Lippitt. The storing rifles in there. celebrations included a raffle, secret Santa presents and a quiz, and of course Christmas music. This wasn’t your We have had some fun times during the tour as three of the ordinary Christmas day like back home, having a beer, a team have celebrated their birthdays over here with pizza and proper dinner, family, but what more could you ask for, alcohol free beer. During one such celebration LCpl spending it with the people you have lived and worked with McLoughlin managing to spill beer and bits of pizza for so long. everywhere when a rather large bang shook the room and he took cover under the table. Boxing day came and Sig ‘Shauny G’ Guy deployed on an Op in the North of the AO with an LO from the Artillery. He Well the light at the end of the tunnel is getting bigger and it proved he earned his money (finally) establishing comms and will be soon be time to say goodbye to Afghanistan with relaying back to manoeuvre BG. This was not a good everyone looking forward to not only a safe return to Hohne, experience as temperatures were in the minuses, and he had but the long awaited ‘Decompression’ in Cyprus closely to wash and shave with only a bottle of water…which most followed by POTL!!!!! days was frozen. May I add he didn’t get MEDEVAC’D.

Main - by Sig Guy January 25 2014, LCpl Beni Greenaway and Sig Guy deployed with the BAT as the two to the Valley where As September 21 2013 arose amongst us, the boys and girls of they both set up MMS, VHF and TACSAT. These links were the mighty 207 Signal Squadron, “the Desert Rats” deployed vital as they were relied on to get comms back to PB Nolay on Op HERRICK 19 for the first time as TFH Signal Squadron. where the CO was, talking to the ANA on the ground.

We arrived safely and got put into transit accommodation by It’s coming to the end of an era, with the majority of the shifts the RSOI camp, met up with the remainder of the Sqn who churning and going back to Germany for a bit of well-earned arrived before hand and had a whistle-stop tour of Camp POTL, and the new boys come in and take their place. We will Bastion. RSOI day one was all death by PowerPoint, which say farewell to Cpl Hanley, LCpl Eccles and Sigs ‘Noodles’ took its toll on the already tired . Day two started with Eady, ‘Dingle’ Dinsdale, ‘V-Dog’ Veringa, Chadwick, Sharp, a squadded march in full PPE with weapon. The heat was Lippitt and Eccles, and welcome LCpl Cobb and Sig Hallett, immense! We arrived at the ranges, zeroed our weapons and Davies, Farrow, Burnett, French, Main and Caress. had more briefs. That was it for the Cat ones, with the lucky Cat 2 personnel completing a further 3 days, which included FRT– by LCpl Daly OP BARMA, CIED, patrols, CQB, etc. With the main RIP completely over by the end of 2013 we On the first day, as we took over from 1 Mechanized Brigade, were all expecting work to calm down in the FRT, we had a pizza night at TacCIS village with the departing unfortunately this did not happen. With the battle groups still personnel. The morale between the two was slightly different bringing equipment into us by the truck load (or literally as 215 were clearly happy to be going home and we were just brining their trucks in to get fixed). We have inspections and starting. We got split into 12 hour shifts of 6 people with the close down of bases around the AO coming thick and fast, tasks including shifts as the J3 in the JOC and and the redistribution of Bowman kit has brought a lot of monitoring comms systems in TacCIS Village. Sig 'Shauny G' work our way, doing serviceability checks for each bit of Guy signed for the network eqpt room which has all the 117F equipment. A very busy period for the FRT is upon us. and Bowman equipment supplying the JOC, providing situational awareness from out on the ground. We are now fully integrated with 21 Signal Regiment after a few months of musical room changes and are very much Down at TacCIS village, our jobs were to keep the terminals settled in our new home for the duration of our tour. working and monitor chat, the Data network and NFFI feeds (NATO Friendly Forces Identifier) which provide HeATS and With Sgt Jim Berridge away conducting a DIT course, the FRT GrATS, Blue Force Tracker, ANA, Civilian Convoy and BCIP was left in the hands of Cpl Nickie Creswell. In this short time tracks. her 10 a day habit shot up to 30 a day to allow her a few moments of peace she required to take a break. LCpl Resh The first few months were very busy as we had to familiarise Ramsahye has been doing a splendid job running with the VTC ourselves with new systems and equipment, and get to know for the duration of HERRICK 19. The look on his face every how LAS was cabled in (this took a while to re-organise). time he gets “Signaller, the VTC is not working” is priceless,

4 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 being that the most common fault is the microphone is not turned on or they need to switch the TV on.

We say goodbye to Sgt Jim Green who left us at the end of December. We organised a pizza and poker night (during which no money changed hands), however Sgt Green did walk away the victor with our monopoly money.

Life in the Warthogs – by LCpl Fell

Both myself and Sig jones deployed on HERRICK 19 with 9/12 as part of the Warthog group. Our role is to provide that critical link for the Warthogs back to TFH Comd when the Warthogs deploy on the different operations outside the wire of Bastion. We have also helped the Sqn with the maintenance of the Warthogs and the running of the signal stores.

The first couple of months of the deployment has been very busy for the Warthogs with the handover and takeover from 2 RTR and with the different operations that we have been tasked with in . We have now hit the half way mark in our tour. The first half of the tour we have kept busy with all the different things that have gone on. Both myself and Sig Jones were involved with an event to raise money for BLESMA, doing 30 miles each either running or biking, to help 9/12 Royal Lancers get back home to the UK. Some good news, Sig Jones was expecting a child around the time of his R&R, he managed to get home just in time to see the birth of his little girl. With us going in to the last half of interesting and varied with EST Coy depending on the tempo the tour and only having a few months left we are getting of operations ready for our replacements to arrive. Ops have been “interesting” from receiving SAF from AK47s and PKMs to RPGs and UGLs flying overhead to the quiet days when the Coy are screening in an overwatch position. The most memorable Op so far was 11 days in the hills around Sangin when temperatures fell to –16o overnight whilst sleeping in old fashioned shell scrapes.

When not on Ops we are based in Bastion, making sure all the kit is functional and the Coy have everything they need to make their own work, and organising training on UK ECM.

The highlight of the day though is when we’re able to catch up on Jeremy Kyle to remind ourselves what we are missing back home.

Running Home for Christmas – by Sig Eady

During the Christmas period here in Afghanistan, 207 Sig Sqn, along with 21 Signal Regiment, were set the task of running home for Christmas. This was a challenging task which consisted of covering 7500km by either running, cycling or rowing. This was made harder than it should have been as we only had 7 days to complete the 7500km! For this to be achieved in such little time it meant some of us would have to put in an all-nighter and row, cycle and run in the dark. The first night this was done, we as a Troop managed to cover a staggering 1500km.

Estonian (Manoeuvre BG) – by Cpl French and Sig Rabar

Cpl French and Sig Rabar from 207 are part of a 6 man contingent attached to C Coy 17 Estonian Scout . Other attachments include a Liaison Officer (4 Scots) FST (3 RHA) JTAC (RAF Regt) and Int Offr (11 MI Coy). Life is Sig Rabar on Patrol

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 5 Lashkar Gah Rear Link Detachment - by Sgt Baker

It’s been a busy tour to date for the RLD located in MOB Lashkar Gah. At the start of Op HERRICK 19 Sig ‘Ozzy’ Whittaker and Cpl ‘Nath’ Watts faced all the usual challenges of taking over a new detachment in unfamiliar surroundings. Luckily it wasn’t long before the RLD welcomed their inspirational leader, Sgt Matt ‘Bakes Cakes’ Baker.

With the RLD complete, there was just enough time to get settled into our shift pattern before the arrival of the Second Battalion the , ‘The Poachers’, who we are attached to.

November saw Sig Whittaker depart to a more isolated working environment at the Operational Coordination Centre – Provincial. This is where half a dozen ISAF personnel work Cpl Watts carries out some critical repairs to a coax, which fell side by side with Afghans in a joint Ops Room. It’s only 500m victim to a JCB operated by a locally employed civilian from the MOB but may as well be 500 miles. Personnel have to remain in either the Ops Room or the accommodation, and With more hands on the pump, it was time to focus on if they go to the gym it must be in pairs. downsizing and removing our tactical communications. All the team worked hard reducing the FSU HQ to a minimal Ops While Sig ‘Golden Maggot’ Whittaker was safely tucked up in Room that they can operate from for the final weeks. his sleeping bag at the OCCP, the remaining RLD were adding a new acronym to their dictionary, BRAC/T! (Base Realignment With British troops scheduled to leave the MOB next month, and Closure/Transfer). To us, it meant we needed to work out the scenery is constantly changing. We have witnessed the how we were going to remove the remaining cabling, removal of accommodation tents, the closing of the EFI shop antennas and tactical communications that had been and the down scaling of Paradigm facilities. Next week will established in MOB LKG over the previous 18 Op HERRICKs. see the closure of the dining facility and introduction of ration packs. During Sig Whittaker’s absence, Cpl ‘I wish I was an Operator’ Watts took a giant leap for the CS ENGR trade, covering Following the close down of MOB Lashkar Gah, the RLD are operator duties as well his own hands-on technical work. As a looking forward to a few weeks in Bastion before that well- reward for his efforts, Cpl Watts was sent to the FRT in earned banana boat ride on decompression, and then Bastion to recover from his operator experience. spending some well-earned Post Operational Tour Leave with family and friends.

Sig Whitaker establishing secondary communications on a 117f The LKG RLD stripping cables and equipment from our Bowman DOR With Sig Whittaker safely back from the confines of OCCP, and Cpl Watts back from his operational holiday, it was time Operational News - MOB PRICE – by Sgt Virot and Cpl Abusah for the RLD to embark on a new operation, Op WOMBLE. We found ourselves deployed on a ruthless, gruelling mission with From our arrival into MOB Price on September 18 2013, Sgt the task of minimising anything that was not operationally Virot and Cpl Abusah hit the ground running. We took over necessary. Brew kit, televisions and furniture all had to go. from the respective RSDC and RSIST members and settled into the routine of MOB life as Watchkeepers and Signallers. The Christmas period saw Sig Whittaker return to the UK for R&R leaving Sgt Baker and Cpl Watts to enjoy the festive MOB “NICE” as it’s referred to was soon to lose the majority season in Lashkar Gah. Prior to the Christmas Day banquet, of its AO as we dropped from 2 patrol companies to 1 we donned our lycra, tinsel and our newly issued Santa hats, Protective Mobility company location. This came into effect a for a Christmas Day fun run. Both of us had the opportunity month into our tour once C Coy 3 Mercian arrived and to open gifts and speak to loved ones back home. assumed their duties. We said goodbye to friends in 1RRF as they left the end of September to mid-October. As we entered 2014, we welcomed the following members of the 2 R ANGLIAN RSIST, Cpl ‘Winge’ Farrar, LCpl ‘Get some Once departed we set to the task of making the Ops Room guns’ Cargill and LCpl ‘Night Walker’ Hymers. our own (as happens on all tours). We started by tracing

6 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 every cable known to man within the DORs and sending Visio Manoeuvre Battle Group CO’s Signaller went on R&R between diagrams to Bde. During silent hours we disconnected, Christmas and New Year, well timed on his part as CO’s TAC rerouted and re-established comms, feeling pleased with the was to deploy on Boxing Day as part of an operation to work done we settled into routine. support the BRAC/T of American PBs. Unfortunately (for me) this coincided with the lowest temperatures of the year (-12o Establishing Combat over the HCDR network was our next C) which was recorded by the Tac snipers in an OP. Our admin task. Although we could get Sterga 2 and Bastion, our aim was certainly tested; cold water shaves, john bags (that really was to bring LCpl Robertson and Sig Wright into the fold was an experience!!) and a brand new issued thermorest from Durai junction. This in itself was proving difficult even which ended above my knees, all added to the fun! I also with the assistance of a 25 metre Racal mast. found out that the tier 2 protection in conjunction with the Husky rear seats makes for an extremely sore backside. The The location of the mast itself was a problem as the real issued tier 1 underwear was a godsend, 12 days of continuous estate required for the guys was exceeding the space given wear and my bits still smelt fresh...ish. within the Citadel. As our predecessors only had it half elevated we decided to go whole hog and get it up to the Despite a few max, only to learn that the guy ropes were cut and the mast downsides it certainly pump was nowhere to be seen. A move was in order to get made a nice change the 20 odd stone mast to a suitable location and gain comms. to see something of Afghanistan other We recruited a “few big guns” from the FST and a pump than the inside of a from Durai then elevated the monstrosity of a mast. It had a JOB/MOB/FOB, albeit few admirers and was a favourite resting place for the most of the view transiting birds of Gereshk. consisted of miles of Dashte (desert) with After all the effort of the move, Lashkar Gah Durai was still the occasional out of reach. The Yakchal Mountains had beaten the mast; mountain in the far the next step was to move the mast via Chinook to Sterga 2 distance interspersed where the link came in. with the odd bizarre appearance of a We then started the fun of BRAC/T. This entails the removal random herd of goats of ISO containers and shrinking the HESCO from the MOB, complete with goat and the start of the base downsize (which came with herder. As for the problems of its own!). comms side, the usual Bowman VHF with a Some of our masts were elevated on top of ISOs stacked 2 liberal sprinkling of TacSat was the norm, although I did end high so getting to them with long enough ladders was a up using a new (for me at least) comms system. Mobile mission in itself, only to learn once scaled that the base plate Mission Secret (MMS) which would appear to be the updated had been welded on so could not be removed. A few choice version of LWRN comprises of a BGAN sat dish and a pelicase words followed as we had to then improvise the TFH RRB with a built in framework of router, VoIP phone and mast onto HESCO, and part of our mast kit was soon on its Toughbook. This is certainly a smaller, lighter and overall way out of Afghan on top of a container. more compact system than LWRN ever was. New Year came and went and passed us by as we were leaguered up in our One of the biggest problems faced is the legacy cabling lying desert box seeking shelter from the biting wind. Now it’s all around the MOB, having to trace miles of cabling and finished I’m back in Bastion and once again sat behind a desk coaxes to their end, the majority being legacy Danish and running a myriad of comms nets in the relative warmth. I say American equipment left aloft numerous metal masts. Trying relative because is started snowing yesterday and to track down the owners in Bastion has proven difficult appropriately enough the heating systems in both the enough but we are getting there slowly. accommodation and in the Ops Room have chucked in the towel and refuse to work. It’s still warmer than it was out on Company training continues on request for TacSat and VHF, the ground though! Happy New Year everyone. and the BRAC/T of the Ops Room continues on a daily basis in slow time and will pick up pace massively as we get towards Superstar’s Competition – by Sig Roberts the end. Having been here 4 and bit months we have seen the base shrink dramatically. Soon the luxuries will be going, On 14 Jan a Superstars competition was held in Camp Bastion. down to a field kitchen, welfare and internet services are off, It was a team event which consisted of four people. The as are the tents and air con, and to everyone’s upset, the competition was open to anyone on Camp Bastion, regardless gym. of service, cap badge, sex or nationality. In total there were 26 male and 8 female teams. The events included: Everyone within the MOB are looking forward to a bit of aggressive camping when we go into ponchos for the last • 2000m row (500m per person at level 10). couple of weeks and deploy an alternate Ops Room before • 20kg shoulder press, 30 reps. we lift out of what was MOB Price and head back to Bastion, • 40kg Romanian dead lift, 10 reps. leaving a relic of a camp to the Americans within their small • Farmers walk. 20 kg disks, 40m walk ten times. compound. • Box jumps. 50 reps. • Squats thrusts. 50 reps. Operational News - Manoeuvre BG HQ – by Sgt Harris • 400m run.

Life in 4 Scots RLD team has been relatively busy…and then The dead lift, farmers walk and box jumps could be split we deployed on Op HERRICK. Our general working day unevenly between the team, but each member had to consists of radio shifts broken up by occasional (monthly) attempt every exercise. re-zeroing of weapons. Many people were interested in entering the event in TFH HQ. However, there was a break in the normal routine when the My team, “Fatty Boom Boom” ended up consisting of myself,

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 7 LCpl Dorrian (AGC, Comd PA) Lt Eldridge (ISTAR EW LO, R The funding for the prizes was kindly donated by the SIGNALS) and Lt Hunter-Choat (BAT, Int Corp). Many teams Squadron PRI funds which totalled around €2000. Some of trained for weeks prior to the event, but due to our team the money went towards food for the function, although it working different hours, it was hard to meet up for training, wasn’t Christmas dinner on the menu, pizza, snacks and cans and as a result only having one training session as a team. of pop was just as good, even though the pizza was gone in a matter of minutes. Christmas dinner is overrated anyway! The big day came. Many personnel from the HQ came and supported us. My team was confident we would do well, After we had eaten pizza and did the raffle it was time for even due to the lack of training and that LCpl ‘Dozza’ Dorrian Secret Santa, which was organised by Sig Roberts. Once all had tonsillitis. From start to finish the event was challenging, that had finished, we had some time to chill out before the but the team was strong in every event, completing most videos from the families back home were played. To top the exercises quickly with short rest periods. The hardest part of night off we finished with a quiz on Best of British which was the event was towards the end at the squat thrusts, because won by Capt Apps and her team. our legs were tired after farmers walk and box jumps. Brigade Reconnaissance Force (Spec Op’s) The team finished in 42min 13secs, putting us in the lead; but – by Sgt ‘Viking’ Aanes and Cpl Ash Spooner there were still strong teams to go. We kept the lead all day, but the other TFH team, “Nice Apps” (Lead by our very own After a hectic start to life with the BRF, things are now Capt Katie Apps) beat our time, then the Danish team after starting to calm down slightly. We are now 4 months into our them also beat us by 40secs. We came third over overall 9 month tour so we have had and still have plenty of time to which we were all very happy with. get stuck into the BRF way of life.

STERGA 2 – by Sig Lippitt Cpl Ash Spooner and I took on the Crypto, ECM and Bowman accounts as soon as we got into Theatre so we are both kept Set high on a cliff beside the Helmand River, OP STERGA 2 has fairly busy. As well as doing the accounts we also deploy out two contrasting views. To the north is the Green Zone and to on Ops as the Tac Signaller/Tac defence. Going out on Ops the south an empty desert. There are several key reasons with the BRF has proved to be very different to any other Ops why this OP is located here, not only to observe upon the we have done in the past, mainly because the BRF are the last unknowing locals as they do their strange day to day business remaining fighting troops in Theatre. When we’re not out or as insurgents do their thing. Myself, Sig Oliver ‘Kid’ Lippitt “on the ground” we have both been taking the troops and LCpl Carl ‘the Kraken’ Eccles play an important part as we through various Comms lessons. These include TacSAT and provide a radio re-broadcast (RRB) station. We are a lynch pin 152 which they appreciate a lot as they do not touch these for communications throughout the Helmand AO and are sat types of Comms on their Signals courses. here so that vital communications can be heard and sent from Lashkar Gah Durai. When it comes to physical training At STERGA 2 we work alongside two of the 4 Scots infantry with the BRF it signallers. The remainder of the 4 Scots lads do the FP of the started off quite camp and protect the ISTAR Gp asset. We have 5 Regt Royal hard with a lot of Artillery providing a Mamba asset and BISTAR for better battle PT, often viewing and to assist sangars. A male nurse and a medic tabbing up to provide the medical facility. Because of the small space it is 12-15 miles important that everyone works together to supply basic carrying a administration for the OP i.e. area cleaning, odd jobs around disgusting camp and important sangar duties. The reason this camp runs amount of so smoothly is that everybody digs in together. weight!! Now though it’s pretty 207 Sig Sqn Christmas Function – by Sig Sharp much do your own thing, so a group of us have just completed Insanity and It’s Christmas Day, the snow is falling, the Christmas songs are are about to start it for a second time……’cos we’re hard!! playing and we’re all happy that it’s that time of year again, especially Cpl Hanley. Sorry who am I kidding, I couldn’t A typical day on an Op consists of being woken up at a god think of a better way than to spend Christmas Day out here in awful time during the night, getting into the compound to get sunny Afghanistan! The only way you could tell it was all our kit ready, carry out radio checks with the troops then Christmas is that the temperature had dropped to a chilly 25o it’s onto a coach up to the flight line. We normally sit on the C and the decorations were up. On the plus side it meant we flight line for about 30-40 mins before loading. Once on the got to avoid all the hustle and bustle of doing any Christmas Helo everyone tends to get a few mins of shuteye before shopping, going into shops and listening to the same old touching down on target. From there, under cover of Christmas songs being played which we have heard a billion darkness the troops make their way to the relevant times over. Also we got to avoid the dreaded task of cleaning compounds before carrying out strikes and searches. Cpl up the Christmas pots, pans and dishes which is also a bonus. Spooner and I are attached to one of the troops, taking over A task LCpl Stones enjoys doing with his rubber gloves and a compound and setting up our comms to Higher. Once apron on. comms have been established we normally hand over to the 2IC Capt ‘I’m Bloody Hot’ Grant and we crack on with Anyway back to the story. The Squadron had organised a whatever tasks are being dished out by the troop we are with. function for the guys out here, which was held down at These tasks can be Tac protection, rummaging or engaging in TacCIS Village, just to make it feel a little more “Christmassy”. fire fights with Terry . This was probably the first time, since getting split up into our shifts, departments and to other locations that the majority of So, once we have carried out all tasks we call the Helo’s back the Squadron could be together. There were prizes up for for pickup and get out of Dodge as fast as we can!! Once grabs which included iPads, headphones, cameras, Galaxy back in Bastion it’s just a case of squaring all our kit away and tablets and some other prizes. It was a free raffle, for which getting back on 60mins notice to move for future Ops. names were pulled out of a rather fetching Christmas hat.

8 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 PRRS Jan 2014 – by Cpl Willis

In September 2013 an elite team of Royal Signals Electricians were assembled and deployed to Afghanistan to work in the Power Response and Repair Section (PRRS). Based out of Camp Bastion, the department is responsible for repairing and maintaining FEPS generators and electrical distribution equipment across multiple locations within Theatre as well as Camp Bastion itself.

With closing down various MOB’s and FOB’s, it has also been our job to fly forward and advise in the changeover from civilian KBR equipment to FEPS generators. Cpl Flannigan and LCpl Harland waiting to start the New Year run

It is also the task of the PRRS to inspect, repair and clean all coffee with the Afghan Police. On his return to the PRRS yard surplus generators to the high standard required for them to he decided while load testing a 40kW generator to set it on be redeployed to the UK. The most time consuming part of fire and leave it to Cpl’s Flanagan and Willis and LCpl Harland this process is washing down the FEPS, with it taking about 8 to extinguish it before the RAF fire service arrived to hours to clean one generator to the standard required by the congratulate us on a job well done. bio hazard inspection. Although it has been a long tour the heavy workload is On a trip to Sterga 2, Cpl Flanagan was tasked with carrying keeping us very busy and helping to make our time in out a yearly inspection on two generators and to survey the Afghanistan go quick. With the first of us now going on R&R power equipment on site. On his return to Bastion the only it won’t be long until we are back home with our families. information he was able relay back to us was the fact that it was dark and he couldn’t see any faults or damage due to it being night time.

On the run up to Christmas, Camp Bastion was visited by Katherine Jenkins where we all got the opportunity to watch her perform and after the show we were given the chance to meet the opera singer to get a few photos and an autograph.

Christmas Day in Afghanistan was celebrated with LCpl Bob Harland running the Santa half marathon while Cpl Andy ‘Tash’ Willis cycled six miles of the route to take pictures of Bob’s impressive time of 1hr, 37mins 42secs, putting him into the top 100 of over 400 runners.

New Year’s Eve was seen in with all members of the PRRS being scrambled to supply backup power to the Task Force Helmand HQ due to a power outage; however we were finished in time for midnight.

2014 was started with all the RSE’s taking part in the more sensible 5 kilometre Bastion fun run with Cpl Flanagan dressed in his home made snowman costume and LCpl Bob Harland wearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle onesie.

Four months into the tour and with Christmas out of the way Sig ‘Pyro’ Sackey was flown out to visit all the remaining locations within Helmand to check up on all of our deployed equipment and to fix any faults. While out at Lashkar Gah he needed to tag along on a foot patrol to OCCP where he became a celebrity with the locals and even got to go for a Cpl Flannigan fighting fire

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 9 NEWS FROM BLANDFORD

HEADQUARTERS ROYAL SIGNALS

The Corps Recruiting Team

On 13 Jan 14 the Royal Signals Corps Recruiting team was reformed with the intention of reinvigorating Corps recruitment. The Team, consisting of Capt Stu Keenan, LCpl Rosie McMullen, Sig Matt Carter and Sig Daniel Wren, were thrown straight in at the deep end and immediately began assessing the scale of the task. With new recruiting literature to be produced and presentations to be refreshed the team have been busy preparing for the wave of upcoming recruiting events. A trip to the Royal Academy Sandhurst for the Arms and Services day was a gentle way to settle in and provided the team with an opportunity to polish their pitches.

The next few months are lightly to continue at pace with the calendar filling up quickly. You should look out for the CRT in your area. If units are attending any events that would benefit from CRT attendance please contact Capt Stu Keenan at HQ Royal Signals on 94371 2855, R SIGNALS HQ-CRT-OC.

CIS TRIALS AND DEVELOPMENT UNIT

Warthog Driver Training Course - by LCpl Longman

A Sunday morning in mid January saw myself and LCpl Alex Reid begin our journey to Germany for a 3 week Warthog driver training course in support of TRUST ECM trials. Obviously the journey began with a standard MacDonald’s breakfast on the way to Heathrow. On arrival at the airport LCpl Reid was hit with an unexpected £77.00 extra baggage fee because he’d brought along his full 1157!

After a 1½ hour flight to Munich, a 4 hour wait then another hour’s flight meant we finally arrived in Sennelager. Due to the delay we weren’t surprised to learn that we had missed the bus so had to pay for a €100 taxi to the camp. So far this was becoming an expensive course!

Monday morning came and so did the beginning of the course; with the only other people on the camp being QRH The Warthog platform (Queens Royal ) LCpl Reid and I stood out like a sore thumb! The first couple of days was learning the ins and outs JTRS Trial - by LCpl Maggs of the vehicle which then led onto driving soon after. The driving phase began …and so did the fun. We drove out to The aim of the Joint Tactical Radio System trial was to the wet, muddy and hilly driver training area and were told evaluate the effectiveness of the JTRS Bowman Waveform “go where ever you want, get used to the vehicle”. We took (JBW), utilising the US Radio Multifunctional (SR-M) this to mean go as fast as you could, through the deepest and the BCIP 5.5 VHF radio suite. puddles and up the steepest hills! Needless to say it was great fun and we both thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Tests were conducted using both a voice only network and a mixed voice/data network, all within the confines of a (not so At the beginning of the second week we were told that we sunny) Blandford Camp. Although at times the trial felt a little would be finished a week and a half early because we didn’t like Groundhog Day, the 4200 serials were completed despite need to do the range shoots. This wasn’t a bad thing because LCpl Carr’s VP, and Sig Lee moaning about the weather at the weather was awful and it was absolutely freezing. After a every possible opportunity (even though he’s from Wales). couple more days driving and then the assessment we had successfully passed the course.

10 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Exercise TIGER TRIAL – Advanced Group - by LCpl McColl

When we eventually arrived in Les Deux Alpes we were allocated rooms in the UCPA hotel, which was located around 200m away from the main slopes of the resort and was central on the strip of bars and restaurants that the resort had to offer. After our first night to settle in and look around, the next morning we gathered in the lobby to receive our ski passes and get fitted for our ski equipment. An hour later and we were on the first slope of the day, a simple and uncomplicated blue run, for a chance to regain our ski legs and remember what it was like to be on skis. Everyone in this group had been skiing before and had qualifications so it didn’t take us long to get back into the swing of things.

There is a trial going on around all that admin!!!

Exercise TIGER TRIAL – Beginner Group - by Sig Lee

The lucky 15 from CIS TDU set out from Blandford on 17January but we were painfully limited to 60mph for the 18 hour drive to Les Deux Alpes in France!

The aim of the exercise was to provide the alpine skiing foundation skills required for a student to be a party member on slopes within a recognised ski area. The group was split down into two ability groups, a beginner group and a continuation of training group, this was for the qualified skiers to further their knowledge of the sport and practise already learned skills.

The beginner group, which consisted of four of us, began by learning how to walk with skis, side walking and how to stop using the snow plough method. Both LCpl Maggs and Sgt Williamson excelled at the snow plough and used this new found skill throughout the whole week! The week started off with a lot of falling over and LCpl Maggs and Sgt Williamson constantly cursing their skis whilst sat in the snow. The theme of the week was expensive with a pint of Stella costing at least €5 …but the night life was great and definitely worth Welcome rest bite from the slopes, in the bar! Maj Hill, LCpl the money. Maggs, Random Massive Dog, Capt Hammond and Sgt Lamkin

At the end of the week the instructor felt that we had improved enough to go down a red slope. The whole group Once our instructor, WO2 (YofS) Webster, was happy with managed to achieve the SF1 qualification including the injured our skiing to a point where we weren’t going to cause any who, for crating reasons will not be named (Sig ‘Jelly Leg’ Lee physical damage to the other skiers on the mountain, we and SSgt ‘Bad Groin’ Nix). By the end of the week we all left progressed through the day. Starting with a few easy slopes with very light wallets but with a new found love for skiing. and simple tasks, proving in a small assessment that we could all do the plough, stop safely and control short turns in order to slow down or stop. Everyone did really well including an off balance Capt Hammond who on the previous night packed a tent sized daysack which included an emergency poncho and first aid kit just in case he was caught in an avalanche and had to stay out for the night. The day came to an end and we were all happy with how it had gone.

After a good nights sleep we carried our confidence into the next couple of days, sticking mainly to blue slopes and having a few more refresher lessons on crucial skiing skills such as carving, tucking and were even taught how to do 360 degree turns with style. We enjoyed a few of the restaurants on the slopes as well, taking advantage of them especially in the freezing cold temperatures which were sometimes as low as -20o. Day 3 and our instructor felt it was time to try everyone on the black slope for the first time of the trip. We coped with it really well, it was a massive test of our skiing ability and everyone navigated it safely and professionally. The black run experience was thoroughly enjoyable, although the same Just one of the numerous slopes could not be said when trapped in a closed confined ski lift

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 11 with Maj Rodger’s flatulence ‘issue’, something that had a major effect on SSgt (FofS(IS)) Fraser.

With everyone tired we headed back to the hotel for a few well-earned beers and a sample of the hotels entertainment, a local French band. On days 4 and 5 we were a lot more relaxed when skiing because after completing the black slopes, the blue and red slopes felt really easy. We tried out routes we hadn’t used before and even found ourselves at the top of the 3500m mountain, taking some pictures of the beautiful scenery and enjoying the sun which occasionally shone through the thick cloud. After skiing down we caught up with the beginner group and had a chance to witness LCpl Maggs and Sgt Williamsons tentative, yet progressing, skiing methods.

After another tiring day a few of us took advantage of the hotels sauna and Jacuzzi, paying the €10 for an hour of relaxation and recovery. On the final day we joined up with the beginner group and together we navigated down a few of our favourite slopes from the last 5 days. As the weather was Group photo at 3500m horrendous, this came to an abrupt end and the majority of us headed back to the hotel early to go ice skating instead while and were ready to start the long horrific journey back the a brave few carried on. When everyone had returned to the next day. We travelled back with everyone extremely tired hotel we handed back our ski equipment, packed up our kit from a hard but excellent and rewarding trip.

This years annual A unique discounted price of £109 per rider has been offered to Army Trackday will take place on Sat personnel booking before May 1st. 23rd Aug at Snetterton Race Thereafter it will be £129 for ALL circuit. The day is open to all personnel. Before May 1st the day serving, ex-army and reservists can only be booked with No Limits so please feel free to spread the Trackdays by ringing 01727 827794. word to your pals!!!

Please DO NOT DELAY in booking, it is a Bank Holiday A charity auction of signed weekend in the height of summer motorbike merchandise last year on a great circuit – it will sell out raised over £1000, this year our months in advance!!! After May chosen charities are the Royal 1st the day will be opened up to British Legion and East Anglia the general public. Secure your Air Ambulance. place early or you will miss out!!!

The day is open to ALL levels The aim of the day is for riders to of riders and anyone booking transfer skills to the roads and can choose between novice, ultimately make for safer road intermediate and experienced riding. For those intending on going groups. There is no safer for the Army Road Racing Team environment to improve on selection further details will be on your skills and gain advice from the Facebook group page. professional instructors. British Army Trackday 2014 Specific detail ref the event can be found on the Facebook group page. Search for - British Army Trackday 2014 For any queries contact - WO2 Glyn Hannah, Q Bomb Disposal, 29 EOD Gp on 94659 5534.

12 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 13 NEWS FROM TRAINING

11th () SIGNAL REGIMENT BLANDFORD

CO Lt Col M C Brookes RSM WO1 (RSM) C Hoggard

2 (CATTERICK) SQUADRON

OC Maj G Wills SSM WO2 (SSM) K Umney

Exercise FROSTY TIGER – by Sig Thomas, Sig Ball, Sig Bennetts and Sig Walker

We left Blandford Camp early morning Saturday 25 January, heading for Gatwick to embark on six days of Skiing in the Tyroleon Alps in Austria. For us Signallers this was to be our first taste of Adventure Training in the Army, an experience which we were very much looking forward to. As part of a large group, which included a mixture of ranks, trades and appointments we flew to Salzberg. The aim of the exercise was to train novice skiers and personnel with little to This could be love? Maj Graham Wills and Sgt Ryan Booth no experience in order to qualify to Ski Foundation Level 1. However, we had never put on a pair of skis in our life, and us. In the afternoon we faced an even greater challenge, from early conversations it appeared that some of the group using our first T-Bar lift. Eventually we all reached the top of had at least skied once before. No pressure there then! the first slope and successfully skied to the bottom, albeit with many spectacular falls along the way. As it turned out our first experience of extreme high octane thrills came in the form of our ski rep and his approach to For day two we headed to St Johann in Tirol to ski on our first driving the mini bus from the airport to the town of Kirchdorf proper mountain. The day consisted of working on the where we would be staying. Surviving this journey we were techniques we had learnt on the previous day. However, sure we could handle whatever the Austrian slopes threw at some people learn slower than others and then some people us in the coming week. Arriving late in the afternoon, we had time to collect our rented ski equipment and head off to our hotel; a cosy, family run establishment.

Our first day of skiing had finally arrived; we were a mixture of excitement and nerves! We broke down into two groups of ability; those who had skied before and those who hadn’t. Much to our embarrassment we were led to the kindergarten slope whilst the others headed up the mountain to split down further into intermediate and advanced groups. First lesson: how to put on your skis, which can be harder than it sounds, especially if you have the balance of a drunken Signaller on a night out in Blandford. After this we began to learn how to bring ourselves to a stop safely, followed by basic turning, all the while being completely out shone by children zipping past

Capt (Tfc) Gethin ‘Mega Dob’ Thomas demonstrates the best technique for cracking ribs SSgt (YofS (EW))Conrad Keegan takes a rest during a long day

14 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 just don’t learn at all, with Sig Dan Ball propelling himself into The instructors from Cuerdon Associates were very the ground resulting in a dislocated shoulder and an Olympic welcoming as we delved deep into the subjects that where dream in pieces. Despite losing one member of our group, we presented to us. Applications such as OPEN JOP, ICC, ICS managed to maintain high confidence levels, essential for which where as foreign to us as the 0600 wake-up call the successful skiing. By the end of the day our skiing was Navy get were studied in depth. Other lessons where definitely beginning to take shape. presented to certain individuals such as how not to salute Leading Hands (equivalent to a ) to Sgt Smith and Over the next few days we skied at both St Johann and also how to stay quiet for 5 minutes to Sgt ‘Jabber Jaws’ Fieberbrunn, progressively developing our skiing ability and Broderick. skills to enable us to ski comfortably and safely down the slopes, and we even managed to get the hang of using the The 2 weeks progressed with us eventually instructing the T-Bar, a lesson learnt the hard way. Eventually we found instructors on how to fix their own equipment and how great ourselves piling in less and less and that we were going faster, the applications where (honest). using parallel turns, which were later enhanced by pole plants and that just maybe we were getting the hang of this skiing Lessons learnt, we returned to the sunny inviting arms of malarkey! All of the credit belongs to the instructors, Blandford to bask in the knowledge that our boss, Mr Evans, particularly Maj Elizabeth Mortimer, who was extremely had thoroughly enjoyed his 2 weeks of golfing, I mean work patient with us. By the last day we had successfully proven whilst we where absent. ourselves to be skiers worthy of qualifying for the Ski Foundation Level 1 and were allowed free reign of the slopes Military Support Section (MSS) – by SSgt Jay Smith without the supervision of our instructors. MSS has seen the departure of Sgt Del Farr, and the newly Another side of adventure training which we very much prompted SSgt Phil Sills and also the arrival of two new enjoyed, and was suited to our existing skills, was the après members in the form of Sgt ‘Razor’ Gillett and Sgt Jay Smith. ski, which roughly translates as ‘after ski boozing’. This included a fancy dress balcony party, beer pong with The Section has continued its hard work providing members of the Austrian army (which we won), tobogganing contextualised assessments to the Class 1 and 3 CS Engineers, and curling. and also to the Class 3 CS Operators. This is an important part of their training as it assesses everything that they have learnt It is safe to say that everyone involved in the exercise throughout their respective courses from building servers, to thoroughly enjoyed themselves, became better skiers and the physical configuration of switches and routers for the would jump at the chance to ski again! We would like to engineers and the service desk for the operators. And thank all those involved in arranging the exercise and to the through the use of our training facility in nearby Piddlehinton fantastic instructors who taught us. We would recommend they are put through their paces to ensure we have trained that everyone takes the opportunity to give skiing a go! confident and efficient to go forth and carry out their trades effectively.

My role is to assess the Class 3 Operators on the service desk. This is done by putting them in a service desk environment and assessing their ability to react to faults that might occur in a real situation such as security issues, requests for new equipment and faulty equipment.

While carrying out their normal work the Section has also found time to involve itself within the Regiment and wider Corps, whether its Sgt Chris Slade utilising his many Military Qualifications to aid in training, or Sgt Andy Hogg organising the Christmas Family Friday in the Mess, or Sgt Jay Smith representing the Corps in the Inter Command Indoor Hockey Competition where the Royal Signals narrowly missed out on getting to the final by one goal. Sgt Pete Mellor continues to impress the Section with his ability to be in The Wire for two months running. Our cosy and very welcoming hotel, The Gasthof Neuwirt

3 (HARROGATE) SQUADRON

OC Maj J C Wilson SSM WO2 (SSM) P Kemp

Digitisation Section JC2SP Train the Trainer Course – by SSgt Mick Frain

With the transition of upgrading the teaching LAN’s from BCIP 5.4 to 5.5 successfully completed, Digitisation Section en-mass refocused its attentions and headed for HMS Collingwood to attend a 2 week, train the trainer package on JC2SP. Successfully arriving on mass we initially had to decipher what the Navy where talking about. Words such as “galley”, “cabin” and “going ashore” confused some initially and a further translation into Nepalese for our civilian instructor Mr Rana was even more of a challenge. Military Support Section

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 15 CABLE SYSTEMS SECTION The second term hasn’t failed to maintain the ‘not enough hours in the day’ pace, as we surpassed the fundamentals and Installation Technician Basic Training – by SSgt Phil Brown embrace more advanced modules such as ITIL and Digital Electronics. Although exceptionally hectic, the high level of ITBR 13/001: The senior Installation Technician Basic course is comradeship amongst course members has helped ease the coming towards the end of their Phase 2 Trade Training. Over pressure developing lifetime friendships. We are still, the last few months they have covered a number of subjects however, thoroughly looking forward to a well deserved at Cable Systems Section ranging from Electronic Switching Easter leave, as the smile remains firmly etched on our faces Systems and Line Testing, taught by Cpl Chris Rutter, as we plough on until the end. Structured Cabling, taught by Sgt Del Slowey, and finally progressing onto Fibre Optic Cabling, taught by Cpl Ioesefu DEPLOYABLE SYSTEMS TROOP Barinisavu. A long journey which started in May 13 will culminate in a final contextualized exercise, where the OC Capt Hebindra students will put into practice and demonstrate all that they SSgt SSgt M Wilson have learned over the previous months. This exercise simulates the full tour experience; therefore there are plenty Visit by Mrs Patti Lomax – by Cpl Marc Speed of early mornings and late nights with each student given the responsibility of team IC in order for them to demonstrate The Troop were honoured with a visit from Mrs Patti Lomax, their trade and leadership skills amongst their peers. On wife of the late Capt Eric Lomax MiD, who was an Officer in completion of the final exercise, the students are due to carry WW2 and author of the book The Railway Man. She visited out driver training and Military refresher training prior to Blandford Garrison on Thu 30 Jan 14 in order to open a new attending their working units. exhibition in the Corps Museum.

ITBR 13/002: The current “baby Inst Tech” course arrived in Whilst in Blandford she visited 11 (RSS) Signal Regiment, early Nov 13. So far they have covered subjects such as Deployable Systems Troop to meet the Detachment Electronic Principles, Communications Principles and Commanders and crew to discuss the challenges which face Electronic Workshops. At present the course is attending the new generation of Royal Signals personnel. Much was Mechanical Workshops. This subject teaches the students discussed with topics varying from trade training to housing about numerous hand tools and the correct ways of using conditions! said tools safely, progressing to using the tools under assessment. This comes as a sigh of relief after the mental Mrs Lomax was welcomed to Deployable Systems Troop by taxing aspects of the course so far. Over the next few Sgt Cath Charnley. After reading the book and watching the months the course will progress onto subjects such as newly released film, Sgt Cath Charnley was overwhelmed Underground and Overhead Cabling, where they will learn to with the visit. A very fascinating and memorable visit from a install, terminate and test Copper cabling within both lovely lady. confined spaces and also whilst working at height. Capt Eric Lomax was an ex serving Royal Signals Lieutenant Foreman of Signals Course 84 – by Sgt ‘PC’ Charlerey who during World War ll was captured by the Japanese in Singapore and sent to a POW camp where he was forced to Following an eventful first term, full of confusion and despair work on the Thai-Burma Railway. During his time in the camp FofS 84 arrived back from Christmas leave still slightly Eric was tortured for building a radio. battered but ready for more fun filled classroom hours. The absence of the Italian stallion instructor that was Mr Franco Years later, and still suffering the psychological trauma of his DiCaprio was felt throughout; however he seemed to leave wartime experiences, he, with the help of his wife Patti, and behind his offspring in the form of Sgt Jim Gallop who best friend Finlay, decided to find and confront one of his inherited the Italian way by his great love for expensive suits, captors. Lomax returns to the scene of his torture and fine cut shoes and Rolex watches. He has a real chilled out manages to track down his captor, Japanese officer Takashi attitude and can always be found recovering from his day Nagase from the prison camp, “in an attempt to let go of a drinking a couple of Strongbow whilst posing in his yellow lifetime of bitterness and hate.” leather mankini. LIGHTNING TROOP SSgt Lee Greenhough started the new term still crazy with desire to be top student. However, this was fast becoming a OC WO1 Mason challenge as SSgt Helen Tweed stormed into the lead without SSgt SSgt Challand even breaking a sweat. Never-the-less, he remains focussed and motivated with persistent revision. Exercise LIGHTNING FITNESS - by Cpl Chris Kell

Within the young and spritely (not) group we have the self- On Saturday 9 of November 20 members of Lightning Troop proclaimed cross country champion, SSgt Jerry ‘Springer’ headed to Swanage Bay View Caravan Park for the Children in Springett, who wears his maroon tee shirt with the uttermost Need charity event. pride … when he turns up that is. We are all waiting for this sub 8 minute PFA which he claims is easily achievable after a There were quite a few different events happening heavy night on the drink. concurrently. The fire-service were climbing the ladders to cover the distance of the 3 peaks, there were a team that The persistent back row ‘clicking’ can be often heard for many broke a record for rowing 1 million metres non stop and many hours. If the assignment was on candy crush it would be 100% local sports teams were all doing different events. all round. When we got to the event there was one lady called Mimi Porridge eating SSgt Loz Howarth’s breakfast antics was that was more excited than a kid at Christmas that we were abruptly brought to an end during an extra special Digital coming. As the gent I am I took it upon myself to entertain Logic Lesson. One thing for sure is her time management her throughout the day with witty anecdotes and selling her skills will never be brought into question again. tickets to the gun show. She was quite rowdy from the off, then she started on the rosé wines. Things escalated quickly.

16 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 So after we packed up we went round the different tents to try and raise some more money and we thought the only way to do this was to have a dance off to the Cha-Cha Slide by DJ Caser. This went down a treat with the locals, who seemed to not know the difference between their left and rights.

The caravan park was a lot different to how Jay described it from the Inbetweeners but it was still a good day. All the guy’s worked hard and we raised money for a worthwhile cause.

ULSTER TROOP

OC WO1 C Brown SSgt SSgt McCreadie

Life in Ulster Troop - by Cpl SA Bevan

Ulster Troop has seen two significant changes recently. We said goodbye to Sgt Clough, who was filling in the gapped Tp SSgt post and has now taken up a position in 3 MRSR on promotion to SSgt. The new incumbent, SSgt McCreadie, has taken over after being posted in from 3 (UK) DSR. SSgt McCreadie has been getting involved straight away in many Troop activities including organising a Mil Skills weekend for the Phase 2's and an Adventure Training exercise happening later in the year. Doing the sit-up challenge. Mimi is the one in the white top giving ‘inspiration’ to the guy’s Troop training has continued since Christmas leave with some more interesting activities taking place as well as the more Our event consisted of 4 teams of 3, which were all Phase 2 mundane tasks such as weapon cleaning. One notable soldiers. Each team was racing against each other in these activity being led by LCpl Ingleby, Ulster Troops resident PTI, events. which involved much leopard crawling, partner exercises and grappling on Pond Bottom. Not much different from a 60 mins of rowing (500m intervals) normal PT session (or a normal Friday Night) you may 60 mins of cycling (Furthest distance in that time) think…..however by the time the activity took place it was Break for lunch pitch black leading to much hilarity being caused by the Superstar circuit of clean and press, push-ups, sit- diminished visibility. All good training for what is to come as ups, bench press, box jumps (these were best effort military skills exercise, Exercise HARROGATE FOLLY fast at maximum reps for each) approaches. This will be a Squadron level exercise taking place in March, and will be the last significant action by Ulster Troop OC, WO1 Brown, who has been waiting two years for his desired RSM post to be vacant.

There are a number of different sporting events that have happened recently. WO1 Brown has started taking Mixed Martial Arts training on a Monday and Wednesday, with many from not only Ulster Troop but other Troops and Squadron’s attending. LCpl Taylor from the Troop has continued to represent the Regiment at Hockey and as such was the natural choice to head up the Troop’s hockey team as they commence their training for the Harrogate Cup match which will take place in February. Alongside hockey training, Troop basketball training has also begun, led by LCpl NG, in preparation for their Harrogate Cup match which is also taking place in February. The Tp SSgt claims to have failed to win an Inter-Sqn competition only once in his career, so the pressure is on the Sport ICs to deliver. The Troop has also been represented in the Regimental football team.

The Clean Press Challenge Cross-country has featured heavily as the season resumes after a break for Christmas. A number of people from the We had a few visitors coming round but the most random was Troop have continued to run in the Regimental team; some possibly Ed Stewart, the presenter from Radio 2 who just helping the male senior team to a well deserved second place came in and took his shirt off and announced, “I bet you at the Corps Championships. The championships were held at haven’t got a belly like mine” Thankfully none of us did. this year with Signals teams, including some TA, from not only the UK but abroad attending. The course was So a few rosé wines later and Mimi became Mr Motivator and particularly demanding with steep hills being made all the started beasting the blokes to give them the motivation. She more tiring by the bog that the ground had turned into seemed to take a shine to Sig Morgan who was not a fan of underfoot due to all the recent rain. As a result of this race hers after a good 3 minutes of getting belt fed abuse. Cpl Bevan from the Troop has been selected to represent the However, this was a lot of fun for everyone else watching it. Corps at the Inter-Corps Cross-Country Championships in March. Finally looking forward as the season draws to a close

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 17 both male and female senior teams are in a strong position to Articulacy rank highly in the Southern Area Cross-Country League. Confidence Empathy Lastly members of the Troop continue with their trade Enthusiasm courses. Some Phase 2s are nearing completion of their Mental agility courses and as such are looking forward to moving onto their Physical attributes first unit and being let out into the “real” Army. The Phase 3 Objectivity course which is part of the Troop is progressing steadily with Self criticism the first technical phase over and all exams passed, causing much relief throughout the course. Now that just leaves the At the end of the course a Selection Board is held by a project and IS side to complete! number of personnel specifically selected for their expertise and experience in the training environment. These include 4 (MILITARY TRAINING) SQUADRON the Commanding Officer 11 (RSS) Sig Regt, OC 4 (Mil Trg) Sqn, RCMO and or SO2 Soldiers, a representative from ATC OC Maj E A Mortimore Pirbright and , the SSI Junior Command Training SSM WO2 (SSM) B Sherwin Team and the section directing staff.

Welcomes, Promotions and Farewells The Board will have in front of them the candidate’s personal file from APC and the reports from the various activities they The Squadron has seen plenty of change in personalities in have been assessed on throughout the course. The Board will past weeks. Firstly we welcome the new members of 4 then make a recommendation on an individuals suitability for (Military Training) Squadron permanent staff: SSgt Steve employment in a training environment. A report is raised and Ware joins us as 611 Troop SSgt, SSgt ‘Ratts’ Rattenbury joins then forwarded to APC, in which recommendations on further us as MT SSgt and Cpl Jamieson, Cpl Skates and Cpl Williams training and development are made. join us as instructors within 611 Troop. Royal Signals Instructor Selection Board has been deemed the We would like to congratulate the following on promotion to most suitable to assess potential instructors over an intense WO2: SSgt ‘Gaz’ Collins, SSgt ‘Nate’ Dorrian, SSgt Stu Welton and short period of time. The ultimate goal of this whole and SSgt (Combat YofS) ‘Olly’ Smith, beers in all-round. process is to identify and assign the most suitable NCOs to training establishments as Instructors. As always with new arrivals, come our farewells. We say farewell to: Sgt ‘Compo’ Gallon (JCLM Training Team), Cpl Jim 611 (COMMUNICATIONS TRAINING) TROOP Machin (PNCO Training Team) and Cpl ‘Kenty’ Kent (PNCO Training Team). We wish them all the best in their new posts. OC Capt M Gauntlett SSgt SSgt S Ware Royal Signals Instructors Selection Board - by Sgt A Creighton - JCTT 611 (Communications Training) Troop, is the latest evolution of what used to be know as Radex (ETT). This change was All Royal Signals personnel selected for promotion to Corporal brought about by the ever changing requirements of the attend the Junior Command and Leadership Course in trade training environment. As has always been the case Blandford. During attendance on the course soldiers are also within the training environment the Troop is working at near assessed for the Royal Signals Instructor Selection Board. maximum capacity to deliver training to not only Phase 2 operators, Basic Signalling Skills and also Technician The Royal Signals Instructor Selection Boards aim is “To upgrading but also to the YofS, FoS and Troop Commanders assess a candidates aptitude, character and suitability to be courses. This means that the majority of the Troops time is employed in a Royal Signals Instructor post primarily in a spent on exercise, away from the garages and family. Phase 1 or Phase 2 Training Establishment but also in Phase 3 Training Posts” The Phase 2 solider now spends 3 weeks with the Troop instead of two. This time is split over three weeks throughout So how does it work? Each candidate on successful their course. The first exercise the trainees embark on is KEY completion of the AFT at the start of the course is placed into DEVELOPMENT 1.2. This exercise concentrates on the a section led by a Sergeant from the Junior Command Training fundamentals of detachment working environment from Team. Accompanying each section is also an External DS, who basic detachment sighting and construction to antenna is either a or Captain. This enables each theory and practical. KEY DEVELOPMENT 3 tests the trainees candidate to be assessed with two sets of eyes, therefore on everything they have learnt in trade so far including KD 1.2. giving a more balanced and better picture of instructor ability. This is achieved by sending two and three man teams as RLD’s around the Dorset countryside, their intention to set up, The candidates are observed and assessed on various achieve voice communications and pass traffic to the activities throughout the 5-week course. These activities headquarters. The final stage is KEY DEVELOPMENT 4 where include: the trainees continue on with the RLD and Headquarters roles but now start with a full pacex including initialisation, to Battle PT sessions deploying a robust and resilient data network across the DIT theory and practical lessons Dorset area. Discussion groups Written essays The Troop’s makeup is unusual within the Corps as it is mainly Individual interviews manned by full and a few Lance Corporals. This Basic Close Combat Skills enables the Troop to have a vast amount of knowledge and skill sets to call upon. This vast amount of experience is of What are they looking for? The attributes assessed great advantage to those seeking to progress within the throughout these serials are varied, and have been deemed supervisory roster. That, and the fact that we also facilitate the qualities that all personnel should have the highest of, many of the YofS exercises during their time in Blandford, when representing the Royal Signals in training gives us a unique insight as to what is required to be establishments. These are: successful on the YofS Selection Boards.

18 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Due to the vast amount of exercises that the Troop supports Troop Commanders Course – by 2Lt Zach Brookmier our fleet is vast with a total number of 42 vehicles; this means that when Troop members are not on exercise, the mammoth Troop Commander’s Course 87 (TCC87) arrived in Blandford in job of maintaining the fleet takes up the majority of the time. Sep 13 and the 12 man strong course is made up of 10 British With that and courses the Troop is very rarely all in camp at officers and 2 Kuwaitis. After a variety of long and short the same time. It’s important that when we do, we make the attachments having been completed across the Corps, we are most of it with team bonding trips to London and an now well into our training and eagerly anticipating taking impressive trip to HMS Havoc. command of our future Troops.

With such a high work tempo postings here tend to fly by and this month we have said goodbye to Cpls Johno Aitken, Ricky ‘Beefy’ Henstock and Marc ‘Matty’ Matthews, also LCpls Michael ‘Bruce’ Lee and Paul ‘Enzo’ Entwistle. A warm welcome to Cpls Kitchen, Jamieson, Williams and LCpl Skates. Treat yourselves! 611 is a great place to push your career forward and for those that wish to be future YofS I believe there is no better place to be.

5 (MARESFIELD) SQUADRON

OC Capt S Rice SSM WO2 (SSM) Ellis

Squadron Notes

The Squadron has finally settled down after a dynamic period of change during the re-orbatting of 11 (RSS) Sig Regt and our TCC 87 focus is now firmly on delivering Officer and Command training. The Troop Commanders Course and CISM Course remain the main-stays, whilst other officer courses repeatedly In recent weeks, the course has moved under the instruction arise on each turn of the training handle. Currently there is of Command Support Troop who provide the communications planning underway for the forthcoming Squadron training. WO2 (YofS) Burton was up first to teach us all about Commanders Course and the Reserve Troop Commanders Trunk communications before handing us over to WO2 (YofS) Course is also not far away. Young to teach us all about Combat Net Radio.

‘The Railway Man’ visits Blandford Ex LAST ORBIT was the culmination of the Trunk training and gave us an insight into the planning of a Trunk network and On 30 January 2014, Mrs Patti Lomax, Mr Andy Paterson and the chance to develop our delivery of communications orders, Mr Mike Finlason visited 11 (RSS) Signal Regiment. All three having received the bulk of our orders training thus far based are connected to the Royal Corps of Signals through the late on an Infantry model. Competition was fierce between the Capt Eric Lomax MiD who served in the Corps during the two syndicates, as was the banter and ‘good ideas’, but the Second World War. For those not aware of his amazing story, Directing Staff of WO2 (FoS) Gordon, Sgt Ramsay and Sgt Eric became a Prisoner of War following the surrender of Grindle ensured we got through in good order. Singapore and spent the majority of the war building the Burma Railway, which claimed the lives of over 100,000 men. Our CNR phase provided us with our first practical experience Eric was key in keeping morale high through building a radio with the equipment and this was culminated by a week in the to receive news about how the war was going thus field on Ex FIRST GLANCE. Many questions were asked and countering the Japanese propaganda machine. answered, such as how many Troop Commanders does it take Unfortunately, the radio was discovered and Eric and others to raise a 12m mast? It appears the answer is five if the wind were punished for its existence. Eric particularly suffered at is 75kph and the rain is hitting you at an almost horizontal the hands of a Japanese Officer named Takashi Nagase. angle! This was watched with much amusement by our course Yeoman, WO2 (YoS) Young and his giggling sidekicks Following the war, Eric returned to Britain and spent the Sgt Ryall and Sgt Davies RM not to mention the Det Comds of remainder of his life suffering from the trauma of his ordeal. 611 (Comms) Tp. It seems they enjoyed it more than us… In the early eighties he met and married Patti who, as a nurse, could tell something was wrong and encouraged him to write In sporting terms TCC87 have already made an impact at a book about his time in captivity in order to help him Corps level, with 2Lts Owain Miller, ‘Murph’ Murphy and Dan overcome his feelings; he called the book ‘The Railway Man’. Tarbox each being selected to the Corps Rugby Union squad. Mr Mike Finlason picked up the story and made a 2Lt Ash Jackson has taking the reins of Blandford Garrison’s documentary about Eric and joined him and Patti when they Cross Country team due to his hyperactivity and the idea of travelled to Japan to meet Eric’s wartime tormentor in the forming an American Football team received some support mid 1990s. Following this, Mr Andy Paterson heard of the from the course following an introduction to Flag Football story and spent many years working hard to bring Eric’s story (akin to touch Rugby). to the masses. As we all know, no course would be complete without the Thanks to the film, and the kindness of Patti, the Royal Corps occasional extracurricular balancing event. This we have of Signals have benefited with a large donation to the Royal managed with a combination of a Graeco-Roman Wrestling Signals Benevolent Fund and the opening of a new exhibition party and a Superbowl Party in the Officers’ Mess. In in the Corps Museum thanks to Patti’s donation of some of addition, the course has managed to undertake some charity Eric’s military memorabilia. Patti and her party had the work, 2Lt Brookmier, supported by TCC87, raising £765 for opportunity to meet soldiers of all ranks and trades from the Huntingtons Disease Association after singlehandedly across the Unit before having lunch in the Officers’ Mess with lifting 25 tons (and eating an inordinate amount of chocolate the Commanding Officer and other officers of the Regiment. brownies in the process).

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 19 B SQUADRON WINCHESTER

Head of Arm Maj EL Roberts one area may prove to be the strongest in another. I made SSM WO2 (SSM) R Whitmore sure I would lead from the front when things got tough, constantly providing encouragement rather than screaming at The Warrior Trophy - by Cpl Coleman them. I felt that this approach got the best out of my section and really helped forge that section spirit which was The Warrior Trophy is awarded to the winning section of each evidenced with 2 Section’s victory. I believe that I was really intake and is based upon their performance throughout their lucky with the recruits that made up 2 Section, right from the 14 weeks of training at ATR Winchester. It is established start they were keen and strove to do their very best. around existing professional tests within the Common Military Syllabus, but also includes a testing and arduous march, shoot and assault course competition. The Warrior Trophy forms an important part of Recruits training where the spirit of competition and “the will to win” is strongly encouraged.

The winning section during the SE16 intake was 2 Section, commanded by myself. My section was made up of 8 female recruits, who went onto join the and the . They had stiff competition from the other two female sections from 8 Troop and the four sections of male Recruits from 9 Troop.

When the two troops formed up on 15 September 2013, I was given 2 Section to command. This was my first intake as a Section Commander and I was probably just as nervous as the recruits. I immediately tried to establish a team spirit within Halfway through their training with still a lot of work to do the section, explaining that we would tackle everything as a section and I would be there to give them any help they required. When the two troops were informed exactly what Learning to Ski at Serre Chevalier – by Capt John Triddon the Warrior Trophy was and how it was scored the female troop wrote themselves off, believing there was no way they Learning to ski for the first time is difficult right? I mean it could beat the male Recruits, especially when it came to the gets to a point when you just think I really can’t be bothered. physical aspects of the course. It was our job as 8 Troop Yes I’m getting paid for it, and yes AT is supposed to be a training team to motivate and convince them otherwise. period of development but when I’m bouncing down the ice like a bowling ball for the seventh time that morning – I get a In order to build up 8 Troop’s self-belief, we continuously little peeved. I don’t blame others for my ineptitude, but I do encouraged them and tried to make every small triumph over blame them for raising my expectations of how good I was 9 Troop seem like a massive victory. This included getting into going to be. The oft quoted phrase ‘going down the slopes is uniform first and looking the part, marching in step around incredible – nothing else like it’ makes the assumption that camp. The girls reacted well and immediately refused to be you are going down the slopes upright and with a degree of beaten in anything they were faced with. The training team ease. For those who know balance to be an issue (symptoms built a strong troop ethos, giving them ownership of their include bumping into door frames and a poor about turn) own troop and their own sections within that troop. 2 then the advice ‘skiing is like a treadmill that has an ever Section started to gradually pull away from the other increasing decline setting’ is far more appropriate. But what sections, especially when it came to the more physical aspects do I know. I’ve recently put The Wolf Of Wall Street in my top of training. I tried to help them understand that it wasn’t 3 least enjoyable films of all time though am yet to find about individuals but the section as a whole, that we were anyone who is even close to agreeing with my assessment. only as strong as our weakest member. I also explained and Everyone loves that film ... and everyone loves skiing. So I’m made it apparent that someone who appears to be weak in thinking I’ve got this one wrong.

Being keen on his sports in general, but particularly skiing, the CO was keen that every member of staff who wanted to get on this trip found a way of doing so and in the end nearly 50 personnel did. I was on the second week and the journey over (which is obligatorily to mention in a Wire article) was from Gatwick to Turin, where we were met by the white fleet that had driven over on the first week. We made our way to the apartments and debated with the designated roommates which side of the double beds we wanted to sleep on. (For the record, I always go by the window. Always.)

Over 90% of those on the AT had skied before (I have to be wrong on my assessment of skiing with that sort of return rate) and therefore were halfway down the mountain before the motley crew of beginners had their first piste of the morning. There were three groups, defined by ability level Cpl Coleman’s winning section and each with a home-grown ATR(W) skiing instructor. The

20 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 vibes were good throughout the week as everyone continued The questionnaire was then applied to other rank structures to be tested and found space on the not-too-packed slope to within our ATR which, albeit suffering from the quick turnover find their own routes if feeling adventurous. The evenings in Permanent Staff, gave most in the unit a better awareness were spent cooking our dinners and in the bars, though of their strengths and weakness as leaders. mostly to escape the exorbitant fee for Wi-Fi in the apartments. The trip back was spent reminding ourselves of The ITC VBL model was plagiarised, work smart not hard, the stories of the week – the wipeouts, the tantrums, the where we are now at the point that each training team jumps, the bar room propositions, the slugs, and the man attends VBL training in a purpose built learning environment sauce. Oh how we laughed. as a team. These sessions are conducted prior to a new intake, in the middle of an intake, as a VBL top up, and post If you’re thinking of organising an AT in the near future may I intake. The sessions involve interactive vignette based recommend getting a few tips from Sgt Ash Stoby who did an learning drawing on the knowledge from experienced excellent job of booking and co-ordinating the trip. It acted instructors and the ideas from new instructors. The training as a perfect respite from the training courses at ATR(W) and team, after initial VBL training sets its own action plans on everyone – bar none – took something from it. which leadership areas to concentrate on. For example goals set by training teams range from applying punishment more I went to an indoor ski slope in Milton Keynes last weekend. contingently with parity between instructors to displaying It really does get easier the more you do. And I’ve bought more individual consideration to specific learning differences. The Wolf on Wall Street on DVD. I’m a changed man. To aid integrity and ownership of these action plans immediate chain of command are not allowed to attend the Pro-active Coaching Ethos of an Army Training Regiment VBL sessions. – by WO2 (SSM) Ritchie Whitmore ATR (W) is only a year into this VBL journey but subjective Continuing the success of Commando Training Centre Royal measurements suggest improvement in our recruits desire to Marines (CTCRM) and Infantry Training Centre (ITC), Army learn and the VBL sessions have identified areas we can Training Regiment (Winchester) (ATR (W)) has adopted a pro continue to improve on such as better use of praise. I believe active approach to coaching in an attempt to create more the above is another example that, although a physically and opportunity for recruit first time passes in the Common mentally demanding, assignment, working at an ATR offers Military Syllabus (Recruit) (CMSR). the opportunity to not only develop soldier basics but does present many opportunities to develop leadership. ATR (W) is in a fortunate position previously benefitting from the assignment of 2 ex ASLS instructors and a former instructor from the Values Based Leadership (VBL) Cell at ITC. The instructor previously from ITC and our own MAA, due to their expertise and their appointments outside of the training Squadrons were chosen to carry out the initial culture change. The journey to creating a VBL culture within ATR (W) started by the CO, Lt Col N A P Wright MBE bravely volunteering to be the first to endure a 360 leadership survey from his Squadron Commanders. This questionnaire more commonly known as “slate a mate” is a statistically psychoanalysis of leadership behaviours displayed by the commander from the subordinates perspective. The question set has also been developed by Prof Lew Hardy and Dr Calum Arthur – Institute for the Psychology for Elite Performance, School of Sport, Health and Exercise Sciences, Bangor University, Wales, from the Multi Factor Leadership questionnaire designed, and academically stress tested by Bruce Avolio and Bernard Bass. Prof Lew Hardy receives a thank you from CO ATR (W)

Your Legacy can help us …….. Did you ever benefit from a welfare grant from Corps Funds or maybe one of your mates received help with a welfare problem where the Royal Signals Benevolent Fund stepped in to help him or her in their time of need? There has been a long-standing say- ing that the “Corps looks after its own” and Royal Signals has a proud history of care for its people, supported by the one day’s pay scheme and generous donations from serving and retired Signallers. …. help others in their time of need That work continues today and every year we help hundreds of those who have fallen on hard times whether it be a serving Signaller who has been injured on operations, the families of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice, members of the Corps who need help with specialist medical care for their children or veterans who need help in maintaining their mobility and independence. We don’t distinguish between Regular, TA, National Service, ex-ATS or WRAC who served with the Corps, officer or soldier and their dependants; any case brought to us will be considered with expert support from SSAFA, The Royal British Legion and the Army Benevolent Fund. We will help whenever we can …. and you can help too, by The Royal Signals Association leaving a legacy in your will. Its simple to do and can make all the difference to someone and who has worn the same capbadge and who may not have been as lucky as you. If you The Royal Signals Benevolent Fund would like to make a difference, please contact the Association who will tell you how to leave a legacy so that others from the Corps might benefit from your generosity. Swift and Sure Help for Signallers in Need Royal Signals Association – ‘phone 01258 482090 or e-mail [email protected]

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 21 NEWS FROM REGIMENTS

1st () ARMOURED DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT HERFORD

CO Lt Col J G Hill one by another team. 1 Div finished week 3 confident that RSM WO1 (RSM) D Mears they would perform to a standard able to attain silverware in the upcoming race week. 1 (UK) ADSR Alpine Ski Season – by Sig Hudson, Sig Jabob, Sig Rennie, LCpl Gowlett and 2Lt Parsons The weekend prior to race week saw some of the team visit the Christmas market in Salzburg and a few well earned beers 1 (UK) ADSR’s alpine ski season saw the team competing at in the Irish pub. On return to resort final prep began both Corps and Divisional levels with aspirations to make it consisting of waxing and sharpening skis as well as the the full 9 yards to the Army’s. customary motivational speeches. Race week was finally upon the team with the first event being the GS seeding. The season began on 16 Nov with 8 keen Bode Miller Strong performances by all meant that 1 Div had attained wannabes setting off in the early hours of the morning for Ex favourable positions with more than half the team in the top MERCURY GLACIER, the Corps race camp and ski 25. The team who had been untouched by injuries championships. After an 8 hour journey with Sig Dan Jacob’s unfortunately also saw their first casualty, LCpl Alex ‘Smudge’ contribution of excessive sarcasm and Sig Josh Rennie’s Smith who had been growing in ability throughout the camp insistence that he does actually have massive guns, the team as well as a vital asset to the team had decided that morning arrived in Zell Am See, surprisingly still in high spirits. that he much preferred being amongst the trees. The result was a broken bone in his knee that spelled the end of his race The first weeks training would be on the Kitszteinhorn Glacier, camp. Tuesday and Wednesday saw the individual and team known as the coldest place on earth. With the first morning GS races. All team members demonstrated just how much being team ski, it allowed all to regain their ski legs and they had progressed in the 3 weeks prior to race week and as inevitably brought with it some impressive falls. The quote “if a result were well rewarded with winning the team GS event, you’re not falling, you’re not trying hard enough” was soon 11 Sigs looked on feverishly as their winning streak from coined. The afternoon consisted of the mighty ‘ski off’ and previous years became vulnerable. 1 Div however knew it determined which group each would be skiing in for the would be the slalom on Thursday and Friday which would duration of the camp. On conclusion it was clear that 1 Div settle it as 11 Sigs strength was this discipline. 1 Div were not had strong potential with 4 skiers in the top 2 groups. wrong, all team members put everything they possibly could into the slalom but however fell short coming only 3rd place With week 2 came a fresh dump of snow giving all the behind 30 Sigs and 11 Sigs. opportunity to test their powder skiing. It soon became apparent that no matter how determined a skier may be, racing skis combined with some questionable powder technique equal many a buried skier. This was highlighted when Sig Dan Jacob, a first time instructor on the camp, took his upper beginner group off piste. He still maintains that all learnt something from the experience. Along with fresh powder the impenetrable clouds began to roll in on the glacier providing some very testing conditions to train in. The undeterred and mighty 1 Div however did not succumb but instead fought through to get the best out of the week. It was clear that after 2 weeks of training many had made the transition from punter to budding racer. This was especially evident in Sig Emma Hudson who unfortunately was unable to complete the camp in 2012 due to injury but came back with renewed confidence determined to do well.

Following a weekend of rejuvenation the 1 Div team were well 2Lt Parsons gunning it on Race Week prepared to take the final week of training head on. This also saw the transition to the Schmittenhoe Mountain, very well received by all on the camp as being lower down meant 1 Div gathered for one final meeting before putting on their warmer temperatures. Combining this with the forecast of gladrags nervously as they waited for the transport to blue skies for the last 2 weeks, conditions and morale could presentation evening. All teams attended and the prizes for not have been better. The atmosphere became more serious all events were handed out including the medals and trophies as rivalries between teams started to form, notably 11 Sigs and 1 Div were awarded for 1st place in the team GS and 3rd place 1 Div. Race suits began to come into play as all set to get the in the team Slalom. The wait for the final announcement of most out of the final week and adjust to the unnatural feeling who had won the team combination seemed to take a of wearing lycra. RQMS Mark Anderson was particularly lifetime, but finally it arrived. 3rd place: 30 Sigs, 2nd Place (Sig disappointed to find that his mid arrival to the camp had Josh Rennie begins to walk out of the crowd convinced 1 Div meant all the current race suits in the 1 Div armoury had been would not win) 11 Sigs, a huge eruption from the 1 Div team signed out. Determination to wear lycra in an acceptable rang out realising that they had positioned 1st. Cpl Grom environment however paid off when he was graciously given Wallace looked to have tears of joy, finally winning after 3

22 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 years of attending the Corps Camp. The team were ecstatic conditions – wet, cold, windy and very, very muddy. The and deservedly so. 11 Sigs, who had performed incredibly, course had changed from the previous year, now faster with congratulated the 1 Div team and 1 Div returned the gesture. plenty of short, sharp hills. It had been extremely close with 1 Div only winning by 88 race points. The night followed in high spirits with celebratory The female race was first to start, with 2Lt Hall leading the drinks before the return journey the following day. way to an excellent 3rd place. She was followed in by Lt Haley, LCpl Jones and Sig Farrell, all of whom placed within the top 50. On to the men’s race and here it was Sig Taylor who took the honours, coming in first for the team in a very creditable 30th place in a field of over 400 runners.

Despite a strong showing in both races there were to be no team prizes for 1ADSR, so once 2Lt Hall had collected her trophy the buses were back on the road for the journey back to Herford. Unfortunately, technical problems with Eurotunnel meant that there was to be a 3 hour wait at Folkestone, which resulted in the teams getting back at the less-than-sociable hour of 0530. Debate continues as to whether the runners or the drivers had the more difficult task.

It was an enjoyable trip and we hope to improve on our results again next year.

The Royal Signals Ski Champions 2013

The Corps Camp is an incredible opportunity open to all and is highly recommended to anyone who has an appetite for competitive, adrenaline fuelled sport. The entire 1 Div team put everything into the camp this year and as a result got a huge amount back in return. All are now looking forward to next season where the Corps Cup will once again be up for grabs.

Lt Haley moving so fast the photo blurred

200 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj Stoy RSM WO1 (RSM) Revell The 1ADSR Ski Team Exercise DRIVING GAUNTLETS - by Sig Davies The Div championships in Les Contamines were a great opportunity for the 1 Div team to develop their racing further At 200 Signal Squadron the work comes thick and fast so the and at a higher level. Overall finishing middle of the table it maintenance of morale is extremely important and after a was a great result for the team considering it was their first few long weeks it was decided it needed to be built back up. year competing at this level. The bar has now been set for So on 31 Jan, Sig ‘Kenty’ Kent from Tigris Troop organised a next year with the intent to get a full team qualified for the night out for all the available Tigris personnel to do some Army’s. Go-Karting. We met at Talbot Barracks guardroom, where we set off towards the Kartbahn in Bielefeld. Army Cross Country Championships 2014 – by Lt Haley On arrival excitement and anticipation built as we watched The Army Cross Country Championships took place at RMAS other groups race. In an attempt to try and psych each other on Wed 5 Feb and for the second year in a row 1ADSR had out, the experienced racers brought their very own gloves representation in both the male and female competitions. and head-overs. After a long drive over to the UK and more Nando’s than you could shake a stick at, the teams were ready to go. The The first session consisted of practice laps, including weather, obligingly, provided classic cross country running qualifying. We spent this time learning the track and

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 23 practiced finding the ‘racing line’, plus it gave all competitors In the later half of my time in Herford, I deployed on a week the opportunity to recognise their closest competition. By long battle camp with 211 Sig Sqn in Haltern Training Area. I the end of the first race it was evidently clear who the was happy to be doing something that I was so familiar with, quickest drivers were... the lightest. After only the first lap, these basic field skills had been drilled into me over the past the physical strain was starting to show on a couple of the year and it was great to put them to use with real soldiers. racers: ‘my arms!’, ‘my neck!’ could be heard dotted around. The exercise finished with a deliberate attack, something a lot of the soldiers hadn’t done since basic The second race is where things began to heat up. In typical training. soldier fashion, everyone’s goal was to take each other out. That being said, it was amusing to see the person who just I spent the second part of my attachment about 45 minutes passed you smashed out against the barriers, and everybody down the road in Sennelarger with 200 Sig Sqn. Throughout was at it! By this point we all knew the track corners and my time there, I was heavily involved in the Squadron Cross straights, the 2nd race was taken perhaps a little too seriously Country team and managed to successfully qualify for the by some. Army Championships. I also attended a week long battle camp similar to the one I attended in Herford. For the 3rd and final race, deep rivalries had been established; people saw the last race as an opportunity to have a bit of fun Overall, the attachment has been thoroughly enjoyable and and try and get the best take out. The main culprits were provided a fantastic opportunity to learn about Regimental LCpl ‘Get Them Rounds Down’ Ewen and LCpl ‘Bradders’ life prior to attending my Troop Commander’s course. The Bradfield who were ruthlessly and relentlessly taking out the most rewarding thing has been the chance to command competition; tactically looking behind them, allowing soldiers in the field and in barracks and I look forward to themselves to be overtaken, then picking off passers by. doing both these things in my first posting as a troop Cheers for the bruised shoulder-blades lads! commander.

Overall it was a fun and light hearted night followed by a visit to the Sqn bar to swap stories of failure and victory. Congratulations to Sgt ‘Jay’ Shone who won the much sought after award for best overall driver.

Tigris Troop on race day Lt Hall doing what she does best

Junior Officer Attachment – by Lt Hall Exercise WARRIOR GAUNTLET – by LCpl Ewan

My time at Sandhurst had finally ended and I found myself The Senior Signal Squadron deployed on a well-executed five preparing for the next big thing; an attachment in the ‘Real day semi-conventional exercise organised and run by Sgt Bob Army’. After a few weeks leave in Portugal, I began the long Rankin. The exercise took place on Haltern training area. The drive to 1 (UK) Armoured Division and Signal Regiment in aim of Ex WARRIOR GAUNTLET was to improve the Herford, Germany. After finally arriving, I was summoned to Squadrons individual military skills. The incentive to do well the Green Bottle Bar, a delightful drinking establishment in was to be awarded “Top Tom” and “Top Field Soldier”. the cellar of the Officers’ Mess. After a warm welcoming, which consisted mainly of jumping aboard the infamous Day one of the exercise took a lot longer than it should have. Jaeger train, it was time to call it a night and I headed back to LCpl ‘Trigger’ Stevens was commander of the lead vehicle and my half unpacked room. what should have been a two hour journey took four and a half. A similar situation with the initial patrol to the FOB. LCpl The first week of Regimental life consisted of using the range Dan Priday was point man and with his exceptional map qualifications I had obtained at Sandhurst. I found myself reading skills, what should have been a short and sweet 15 assisting with the ranges, enabling the soldiers to get their minute patrol took an hour and a half. Remedial MATT 5 for MATT testing done in preparation for deployment this you boys! summer. After this, I was involved in a ‘Staff Ride’ to Stalingrad, Russia. The study was a great opportunity to Day two and the Platoon was well into a working routine. reflect upon tactics and doctrine adopted during the battle of Enemy activity was becoming apparent in and around our Stalingrad and to compare it to those currently used on FOB. Various patrols were sent out to observe the enemy. 2 operations today. Section led by Section Commander Cpl Gemma Rolt went out to observe the enemy in their territory. When they came

24 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 The Platoon at Endex under contact a decision was made to tactically withdraw, congratulated us on a very successful exercise. even with the QRF led by Cpl ‘Sharpy’ Sharp, the ratio of enemy to friendly was too great. Although the scoring throughout the whole week was extremely close, the OC announced the following awards: Day three and the Platoon Commander Lt Baynes felt the Best overall Section was 2 Section, “Top Tom” went to Cfn need to step it up a gear, a set of orders was given to the Donna Anderson and Top Field Soldier went to LCpl Ewen. Section Commanders. 1 Section led by LCpl ‘get the rounds down’ Ewen was to set up an ambush at objective BRONZE. 2 201 SIGNAL SQUADRON Section led by LCpl ‘JJ’ John was to maintain FOB security. 3 Section led by LCpl Bradfield was to set up an ambush at OC Maj Stanard objective COPPER. The Section Commanders then gave their SSM WO2 (SSM) Scarcliff Sections a set of orders and executed two very successful ambushes resulting in capturing one of the enemy for Squadron Update - by Sig Hubbard questioning. With Op HERRICK 20 getting closer, everyone has been busy Day four was a demanding part of the exercise. The FOB was on courses and exercise in preparation for the job they will be overrun by IDF resulting in a tactical hasty withdrawal at required to carry out whilst on tour. This has made January 0500. We deployed into a harbour area and stood too until and February busy months for 201 Sig Sqn including Ex first light then began our routine. Shortly after entering PASHTUN PANTHER, KITE, OSPREY and SKUA, not to mention routine the new Platoon Commander, 2Lt Hall decided the Ex PASHTUN LION in Sennelager. harbour area was not in a good enough location and so we moved 200m up the track into better cover. If 2 Section only However, these commitments have not stopped us from knew what the enemy had installed for them in the early getting people onto adventure training as Sig Hudson and Sig hours between midnight and three. DS/Enemy SSgt ‘Jacko’ Goulding have just gone to Bavaria skiing for a month on Ex Jackson and Sgt Richie Andrews began their “sneaky beaky” bit by sneaking into a very wide and thinly spread harbour area, unlucky for 2 Section their method of entry was through their line which saw Cfn Donna Anderson, Sig Elliot Rhodes and Sig Pearson get captured. Sig ‘Wez’ Wright’s personal weapon and 2 Sections GMPG were also taken. Luckily the enemy were lenient that evening and returned them all safely some hours later.

Day five encompassed the usual end of exercise Platoon attacks. In total the Platoon completed 4 Platoon attacks, each one more successful than the last. As we were formed up in our Re-Org positions, much to our relief we heard those beautiful words come from OC Sqn Maj Stoys mouth “STOP, STOP, STOP, END EX”. Brilliant!

At the end of the day a scale A parade was called at the Sqn Bar, where the lads and lasses enjoyed a well-deserved hot curry and cold beer. The OC addressed the Sqn and 201 Sig Sqn en route to the assault course

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 25 SNOW WARRIOR and LCpl Waryck and Sig Entwistle are to go was also on standby for any serious generator faults. As part snowboarding in Austria for 2 weeks. A Sqn trip to Berlin has of cross-training theme, central to much of the Sqn’s also been organised for the beginning of March for 2 days. preparation for tour, REMEDY courses were being conducted on the exercise in preparation for our core role on tour of Throughout our normal weeks work, we’ve also worked on service desk provision. our leadership skills by having a command tasks with everyone also delivering presentations to the others in the Sqn. There It was very busy to begin with as there were only four RSEs were several different subjects covered such as , on the exercise these were: LCpl ‘Poor Banter’ Hodgen, Sig history of the rifle, berets, etc. ‘The Muffin Man’ Herbert, Sig ‘Simple Jack’ Cardwell and Sig ‘Morale Man’ Smith. With such a big demand for power to be In the middle of February we had a visit from the Master of installed in different locations, it consisted of nonstop Signals, Lt Gen Robert Baxter CBE, and we set up an inter working until the early hours of the morning, never stopping Squadron competition which involved an assault course, a log until the job was complete. Once the initial build was run, and a gun run; although not coming first it proved to be a complete we soon settled into routine, including daily PT great event - well done to 211 Sig Sqn for their victory. sessions led by Cpl ‘C/S Deadly’ Rana (including an excellent demonstration of how not to run into a lamppost)

Another highly of the exercise was when Sig ‘The Jack of all Trades’ Williams managed to disable the mini bus by getting it stuck, until the Recovery RSE Team led by LCpl Hodgen came to the rescue!

All in all, an incredibly varied exercise of which all learnt a great deal; it goes without saying of course that none of it would have been possible without the multi-talented and highly skilled team of electricians. ‘Power to the Corps!’

Squadron Command Task Exercise – By Sgt Cocozza

It was a bitter, cold but strangely sunny January morning when the troops of 201 Signal Squadron deployed armed with helmets, gloves and a sense of keen anticipation to the Wentworth sports pitches. Sgt Cocozza had put together a series of challenging and ‘fun’ command tasks as part of the Squadrons Command and Leadership training week, in the hope of bringing the best out of the soldiers and developing Squadron cohesion.Initially morale was high and the guys were really looking forward to it as this is something they LCpl Wilkinson-Welch and the Master of Signals don’t do a lot of. After a short brief and introduction to the command tasks, the men and women of 201 were broken down into syndicates and sent on their merry way. Sig Ex PASHTUN PANTHER – By Sig Smith ‘Chalkie’ White and LCpl ‘Lance’ Neilson seemed to be enjoying the leap of faith task hosted by LCpl Waryck a bit Ex PASHTUN PANTHER too much as they had a full on man hug moment whilst is a series of CFXs in balancing on a tyre. preparation for Op HERRICK 20; it lasts At the other end of the field, where Cpl Wilde was hosting over two months and the electric fence task, Sig Elliot was attempting to show off is visited by almost all his gymnastic prowess as he immediately did a handstand deploying soldiers. expecting his team mates to lift him over the fence legs first (perhaps next time he’ll remember to brief them). Cpl ‘Mac’ This exercise helped us Mclaughlin wasn’t taking any prisoners on the barrel to understand the extraction task, getting the guys to start again even if it barely ‘bigger picture’ of Op scuffed a blade of grass. On the ‘5 Tyres’ task that Cpl Moore HERRICK 20, giving was hosting, everyone was of the impression that it was easy insight into how things as they had done it before. This didn’t stop LCpl ‘Rory’ Cobb are going to run and and LCpl Neal from getting their tyres in a twist! the challenges that come with working with a variety of different cap badges and trades.

As an RSE, it was my job to provide power to three different locations on the exercise area. The FOB locations required power for lighting, heating, comms equipment and Sig Williams fighting for comms kitchens for the chefs; I Sig Elliot and his gymnastic skills

26 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 All things considered, it was a great day and everyone took REGIMENTAL GENERATOR BAY something away, even if was a couple of bumps and bruises. RGB SSgt SSgt Al Winter 211 SIGNAL SQUADRON Another busy period for the department started with the OC Maj Moran Anglo-German Carol Service, Sig Southam receiving the GOC SSM WO2 (SSM) Tiplady Commendation for his professionalism whilst on Guard and Sig Ratandi gaining his Ski Foundation Level 1 (at the same Exercise FREE FLIGHT time as the Regiment returned from leave!! Just saying). We have members from the Department away on two separate Over the period 10 –15 Jan 14, the Sqn deployed to Sennelager exercises being carried out in the UK. We had to say farewell training area on Ex FREE FLIGHT. On our return from and all the best for the future to Cpl Douglas – now Mr Christmas leave the Sqn hit the ground running with a PACEX Douglas at the time of writing, and welcome to LCpl Amanda before rolling out the door on the Friday. Turnbull who is fortunate enough to join us from 201 Sqn. Congratulations go to Sig Robinson on passing his PTI course All the vehicles were lined up on the square on Thursday in and showing us on a daily basis how good at heaves he is. preparation for deploying on the Friday. The vehicles were lined up as per there packets and inspected by the TCWO for TM TROOP - by LCpl Davidson the relevant documents and break down equipment. Friday saw all the packets rolling out the main gate on route to Tp SSgt SSgt (SQMS) Lee Jolly Sennnelager Training Area. It has been a period of significant change for TM Troop as the All the packets were safely accounted for at the UDTA where majority of the manpower has been distributed around the the SQMS organised sleeping areas and a feeding facility for Regiment to support other tasks. The Troop lines have the Squadron. Prior to everyone getting their heads down a subsequently been closed down and handed over to 201 Sig brief by the Troop Commanders was given. The SQMS Sqn who have moved in from Harewood Barracks on the provided cooked meals to the HQ’s and ICS locations for the other side of Herford. TM Troop does though still exist in a duration of the training week. smaller capacity in the guise of LCpl 'the body' Pritchard, LCpl 'Davo' Davison, LCpl Measom and LCpl Hickson. Now Main Troop commenced their build the following day at co-located with HQ SQMS SSgt 'Task Force' Jolly, the Troop Campsite 5 and deployed there RRB/Radio Relay roles have been reduced down to the DII Helpdesk, MOSS Detachments, while at Campsite 0 Falcon Troop deployed TSA’s and equipment calibration. their detachments around the training area and the remaining elements of the Troop along with Tac troop started the build Amongst those to leave the Troop were the FofS SSgt Biggs of the Ops room and set up of the HQ where the VTC and Hancock, Tp SSgt Wayne Topping who went to 201 Sig Sqn conference call testing were conducted. The remainder of and Cpl Sam McGinley and LCpl Butters who departed for the week Falcon and Bowman voice and Data Networks were Civvy Street. We bid them hearty farewell, and good luck. established. The Falcon WAN Network was trailed back to and also trunk functionality test capabilities as per MT TROOP FALTAT’s TO’s. The Falcon TNG and DivLAN were also tested. MTO Capt Bodycomb RLC The climax of the Ex was a visit from the CO 1(UK)ADSR along TCWO WO2 Jackson RLC with elements of the Regt Ops Team to Campsite 0 and Campsite 5 locations on Tue 14 Jan. Endex was called on Wed HQMT have been heavily committed in the recent Regimental 15 Jan and the Squadron returned back to Herford to exercises PREMIER KUSH 1 and PREMIER RANGE. During Ex complete the turnaround process of the Detachments. PREM KUSH the mission was two fold; provide RLS to the Regt main effort which was preparing 201 Sig Sqn for Op HQ SQUADRON HERRICK 20 whilst also conducting some internal role specific training. The latter took the form of a GS Fam course run by OC Maj Leigh Crossing Cpl Jimmy Bentley. This was quickly followed by Ex PREM SSM WO2 (SSM) Baz Anderson KUSH which was a two week range package primarily aimed at those Troops deploying on Op HERRICK 20. The exercise HQ Squadron has continued to support both Regimental was supported in the form of transport and drivers but also activities and the wider Herford station in the lead up to the by Cpl Bentley and Sgt 'Barney' Barnett conducting ranges. Christmas period. This has seen the Sqn support MST training for 201 Sig Sqns upcoming Op HERRICK 20 deployment in the 2013 has been a very successful year for our young MT form of Ex PREM KUSH1 and Ex PREM RANGES1 whilst also soldiers with Sig Page, Sig Wilby and LCpl Qasevakatini all maintaining service provision in Herford. The Sqn has also promoting in the last few months. They have all worked carried out a number of organic tasks such as delivering the extremely hard and thoroughly deserve their promotions. In Station Remembrance Service and Station Carol Service whilst addition to this the White Fleet JNCO LCpl 'Tonks' Tonkinson individual departments of HQ Sqn have enabled numerous will be moving onto Elmpt in the new year. They all deserve a other events from the Station Bonfire to the SSAFA Fayre and huge thank you for their efforts at 1 ADSR and will be deeply Christmas parties. Regardless of who is the lead for a Station missed, we wish them well for the future. event it is clear that some component of HQ Sqn will be involved ensuring the departments remain busy. More on this QM (T) DEPT - by Sig Armstrong below in the department updates. QM(T) Capt Fred Fensom To assist keeping the Sqn on track, the SHQ has been RQMS(T) WO2 Mark Anderson bolstered by the arrival of a new Sqn 2IC Capt 'Dangerous Dave' Malortie and a Sqn Ops SNCO in the form of SSgt Jo It’s a busy period for the QM(T) and with all guns blazing, but Cordery. Jo is a short term fix who will depart on maternity the arrival of Cpl Martin Jarvis from 662 Sig Troop Gutersloh, leave at Christmas and we wish her all the best for the baby the new Bowman Accountant will be seen as another hand to coming along in the New Year. the pump, taking a small piece of the work load away from

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 27 Cpl Jese Saunitoga as a few of us prepare for deployment on Op HERRICK 20.

We should and can always find time for a bit of departmental fun with Sig Steve Warriner who has taken it upon himself to organise an AT Ex in Sennelager, hopefully the Skydiving centre are aware that most of us are afraid of heights, but more to follow on what should be an interesting day out.

It’s business as usual for the next coming months and as a whole the department we are looking forward to more arrivals and a few MJDI training days before ops.

REGIMENTAL TRAINING WING

RTSM WO2 (SSM) Savage SSI SSgt Bill Reddy A child from the local school sings a carol The Christmas period has seen a number of personnel moving in and out of the Training Wing. Firstly, we say a fond on behalf of a local German children’s charity and Scotty’s farewell to Lt Miller, who after only a short stint as the Trg Little Soldiers, raising over €650. Offr has decided that her future lies in law and not comms; all the best for the future “Copper”. Cpl Dave 'On time' Horton also leaves Herford for the green, green grass of 21 Signal Regiment in sunny Colerne with his 5 a side team and shouldn’t have any dramas with turning in on time with the extra hour gained from moving back to the UK!

We welcome to the Training Wing, SSgt Bill Reddy who joins from 200 Signal Squadron, with his wealth of knowledge he is a welcome addition to the team. Finally, we welcome Sig Connolly and Sig Wilson from the Regimental Generator Bay, who will boost the team when enemy troops are required! We now look forward to the upcoming months supporting the Regiment in getting all the boys and girls ready for deployment for the final Op HERRICK tour, including the final Regtl Exercise, PREMIER KUSH and Exercise PREMIER RANGE to name a few.

Regimental Carol Service The congregation of both 1 ADSR and the local German community The traditional Anglo-German Carol Service took place in early December and a number of soldiers in the Squadron were After the service there was an opportunity to strengthen involved with our very own SSgt Winter taking the lead on Anglo-German relations with gluhwein, stollen and mince pies behalf of the Regiment. Music provided by the band of the in the Church Hall. A good number took advantage of this and proved to be suitably rousing for the reaffirmed friendships with some local personalities. There slightly chilly attendees and combined with the fantastic was much talk of our shared past in Herford and the history of turnout ensured the church filled with the sound of carols the British Army in Germany. As the move back to the UK being sung in English and German at the same time. draws ever closer and the number of events involving the community falls, we are reminded how strong the connection Alongside the traditional Christmas story read in both English with Herford is and how much it will be missed. British guest and German, there were contributions from the Military Wives of honour Maj Gen J Chiswell CBE MC, GOC 1 (UK) Armoured Choir, Lister School Choir and Konig Mathilde Gymnasium (the Division, clearly felt the same and spent the reception talking local German secondary school) Choir. A collection was made with many of the German guests.

2nd SIGNAL REGIMENT

CO Lt Col Hargreaves airport. In a break from tradition, all remembered their RSM WO1 (RSM) Mason passports and the outward journey continued without incident into Geneva. WO2 (YofS) ‘Jono’ Hanes had just about 219 SIGNAL SQUADRON finished his first monologue by this point and his second carried us from the airport to the resort of Avoriaz. Here, our OC Maj Rose final 500m was on horse-drawn carriages and we soon settled SSM WO2 (SSM) Blowes into our 1960s-themed hotel. Our fashionably late arrival for dinner meant a hungry wait for most but WO2 (SSM) John Exercise NORTHERN KEY ALPINE – by Lt Noone Blowes’ plan delivered and all received good food and average wine before bed. On a mild Saturday morning, the managerial team from 2 Signal Regiment left towards Manchester The French restaurant was kind enough to offer the diet-plan

28 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 breakfast which set us up nicely for our assessments from Maj After we had finished the tests we had most of the day to ‘Jersey’ Howell-Walmsley and Sgt Phil Dransfield. Both wait for the other teams to complete their march and shoot groups set off with the larger, more experienced group taking as our Squadron was one of the last of the day. This gave us to the bigger slopes to suss each other out. WO2 (SSM) Nige plenty of time to plan strategies of how we were going to McDiarmid was keen to aid the process and skied straight march, work out how many points we needed on the shoot underneath a ‘Caution’ barrier. Outside of this, plenty of and also time to get nervous. good skiing happened and muscle memory soon kicked in to reduce falls and heighten egos. Capt ‘Wings’ Watson, keen to As we approached the start point we were told of how 214 lighten his skiing load, tasked a local barkeeper to look after Squadron had achieved the fastest march of the day so far his daysack while he carried on a bit more but the results of and it was in a time we knew we couldn’t beat. However, if this experiment were negligible so he returned to SOPs. we could just come second we would still have a chance. As we began the march, Lt Kearney set the pace so that we were Day 2 saw a further break in the ability groups with the top fast enough to achieve second place but not so fast as to tire skiers being given free reign. They received their pocket us out for the shoot. It was a long 2.5 miles carrying 10kg of money for lunch and set off so quickly, our actions-on-lost weight plus trying to carry a weapon. We did well as a team, procedures were well tested. Days 2 and 3 provided good helping each other out and I don’t think I would have made it amounts of skiing as the instructors let us run and Day 4 in time without the help of Cpl Lalit and Sig Sanjeev. On the allowed for a lot of off-piste runs as well as trips down way round I think most of us were wishing we had done more through the woods and over jumps. Some elevation was phys over Christmas leave when we had a march and shoot more intentional than others and I surprised myself by on our 3rd day back. I definitely was! Finally we made it to clearing one hump before crashing into another, while the range where we were given ammunition and 5 minutes to simultaneously removing both skis – multi-tasking any CO get ourselves together. would be proud of. However, our CO was under far more sensible control as he and the other members of the group The shoot began with a 100m sprint to the 300m point which clocked in some good skiing under the careful watch of the to me seemed the longest 100m in the world after that march. QM. Maj Anthea Burdus demonstrated smooth skiing to the As the targets popped up it was clear how much being group and the team of SSMs Blowes and Gleave were never fatigued affected our shooting but we needn’t have worried too far behind. WO2 (YofS) Hanes was being complimented as we gained plenty of points. On the way back to camp we on his new ability right up until the moment he fell over skiing wondered if we had scored high enough in the written tests to breakfast one morning but he showed it takes more than a and done well enough on the shoot to achieve first place. cold face to keep him down. When the time came to announce the winner, the CO told us that each Squadron had come first in an event each; 214 in the The week culminated in an enhanced group-meal at the local march, 246 in the shoot and 219 and Support Squadron in the restaurant and fondue; melted cheese and beef joints helped written tests. After an anxious few minutes he finally to replenish energy before an early start the following announced 246 Squadron as the winners of the 2014 March morning. The return was uneventful despite the best efforts and Shoot Competition which I think I can say we all thought of Capt Vishal and our coach driver performed a rolling replen was a great way to start the year. to get everyone back to York. Traditions were maintained and not all management personnel made it back unscathed but Kowloon Troop Mountain Biking Day – by Sig Beni walking wounded and questionable limbs did nothing to dampen a fun, demanding and bonding week. The event was organised on 22 Jan 14 by Kowloon Tp OC Lt Kearney at Dalby forest, Pickering. We left the camp around 0800hrs and arrived at our location around 0900hrs. We all geared up with appropriate dress and everyone selected his own bike and helmet. First, we had a safety brief from Sig Bishnu who is a Mountain Bike Leader and demonstration by Cpl ‘007’ Milan on going down hills, up hills, changing gears and adopting correct position etc. We were split into two groups. Obviously, I was in the slow group.

We then set off for our adventurous journey, which was about 12 miles. I was very excited about my journey but that did not turn out quite right for me. The route was not as easy as I had thought. I was expecting the normal off road track but the track was full of stones, tree branches and tight turns. There were a lot of small pot holes, up hills, down hills and bends throughout the track. Since I have never ridden on 2 Sig Regt management team avoiding work that kind of route I struggled from the beginning. However, Cpl Milan and Cpl Jayaram encouraged me after the first 3 246 SIGNAL SQUADRON miles proved tricky. In addition, Sig Sagun taught me how to adopt the downhill position and to use the gears better. OC Maj M Barratt Most of the time I came off the bike and walked. I was too SSM WO2 (SSM) Suresh Gurung scared, especially when going down steep hills. I should have gone through the green route but instead, we did the more Regimental March and Shoot Competition – by LCpl Cassidy technical red route.

The day for us started with a CBRN written test followed by a After a 1hr 15min ride, we all reached safely to the half way race to see which Squadron could get into full CBRN kit the point and had a lunch break. During the lunch break Kerney quickest. As we were trying to pull on our suits we realised Saheb, Cpl Milan, Cpl Jayaram, Cpl Mehar and LCpl Stanley the Squadron before us had tied the legs and arms together were showing off their skills doing bike stunts. We then in a bid to sabotage our efforts. Sadly for them we still decided to go through the green route for about 2 miles, finished in a quick time. Following this was a BCDT written which was easy. This time there was a vey little single track test before a practical BLS test on ‘resus Annie’. with lots of bends on it. I was still feeling scared from the

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 29 start and fell off the bike twice. Nevertheless, with the Gods’ out for Op FORTIFY where she spent most of her time wishes I did not hurt myself. Cpl Jayaram also fell off his bike. harassing members of the public to join the Army Reserves. We then rode for another four miles to reach our destination. She was still willing to continue her role but was replaced by Before the end of the bike route, there was a steep down hill LCpl Darren Scaife due to her PNCO course. At the same time road where we can ride up to 40 mph. I hope everybody I deployed with a group of 16 for Ex LION STAR in Cyprus. Our enjoyed the last finishing part. At the finish point, we washed main role was to support soldiers from 32 Signal Regiment our bikes and went to the coffee shop for hot drinks. and lead them by example.

I absolutely enjoyed the biking although that was my first We have seen members of ES Tp taking part in Regimental experience. I would recommend all to experience the thrill cross country. Sig Harris and I went to the competition in and organise a group day out in the summer period. If you do Catterick where everyone produced an amazing time despite not own a bike, you can hire for a whole day. being lost on route to the competition. This made us realise that map reading was not our greatest skill; I was pleased it “Jai QG SIGNALS” wasn’t an Orienteering competition. Sig Harris also attended another competition in Bulford where she ran like a gazelle and was selected for the Corps female cross country team, well done.

Regimental Christmas – by Sgt Bates

After missing last Christmas due to operational commitments the Regt ensured a return to routine for this years festivities, a day of events starting with the usual “Gun Fire” followed by the eagerly awaited “Bone of Contention” rugby match.

Contested hard between a combined team of Officers and SNCOs v JNCOs and below, 44 participants donned their boots (or World War 2 equivalents in WO1 (FofS) Steve Colbecks’ case) the match was considered a “resounding success” by the CO.

Kowloon Troop preparing to hit the trail The Seniors team hobbled away eventual winners in a very closely contested match, 5 points to nil. The plaudits have to go to stand out performances by Cpl ‘Gaz’ Swannick for the SUPPORT SQUADRON Juniors and SSgt Michael ‘Fozzy’ Foster on the Seniors side. Both players put their bodies on the line and should consider OC Maj Burdus playing a higher level of rugby in the future. It wouldn’t be a SSM WO2 (SSM) Gleave true representation of the game if we didn’t mention the “RED CARDS” received for “Fisty Cuffs” between SSgt Phil ES Troop - by Sig Giri 'cheap shot' Stillie and Sig Oliver Dutton. The referee on the day, Lt Col Green, should be thanked for his diligence and Over the past three months ES Tp has been really busy obvious pragmatic approach to refereeing. Not to finish on a preparing for RSIT and ECI. Over this time we have seen the sour note, the Junior ranks mess was then invaded by the promotion of Sgt Jason Sheehan to SSgt and a change of whole Regt for the serving of Christmas lunch to the soldiers command appointment in the Troop with the Regimental FofS by the WO’s and Officers dressed to impress in their finest WO1 Steve Colbeck (leaving the Army) replaced with FofS Christmas jumpers. WO1 Paul Landregan. This Christmas was definitely a step up from last year for the Members of ES Tp volunteered for different Regimental Sqn! We will now ramp up into a busy period of training and duties and taskings over the period. Sig ‘Holly’ Harris went support post Christmas.

3rd (UNITED KINGDOM) DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT BULFORD

CO Lt Col P R Griffiths and other nations, which promises to be an exciting time for RSM WO1 (RSM) Stowell all, and Normandy 70 commemorations.

This has been yet another busy period for the Regiment. With We welcome new faces, including WO1 (RSM) Stowell as Op HERRICK 18 now successfully behind us, refreshed from Regimental Sergeant Major, and say goodbye to some old POTL and Christmas leave, our focus has been completing the friends. We wish them all luck in the future, especially WO1 re-subordination of 258 Signal Squadron to 30 Signal (RSM) Luke on his commissioning and selection as the Corps Regiment and 228 Signal Squadron from 12 Mech Bde HQ. Regimental Sergeant Major.

CT1 training is in full swing concurrently with equipment The future for the Regiment looks busy, but fun. Despite uplifts and our continued support to tasks; ranging from local everything planned, and everything not planned (Op commitments to BATUK and BATUS. We are planning for a PITCHPOLE), we have still seen groups deploying on a myriad busy spring with the Regiment pioneering interoperability of Adventure Training expeditions and we will continue to using Falcon deployed on Ex ROCHEMBEA with the French drive Adventure Training and Sport with passion.

30 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 202 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj C Dixon SSM WO2 (SSM) K Brown

The Squadron Returns – by LCpl Bethel-Hancock

With Op HERRICK 18 now a distant memory; 202 Signal Squadron have returned to work after well earned POTL. With the new re-organisation of personnel throughout the Regiment, the Squadron has bid farewell to some old friends but on the other hand welcomed some new faces to add new momentum to the new year.

Now that we have settled back into barrack life some members of the Squadron have been away on Falcon and driving courses ready for the Regiment’s new task as a Multi- Role Signal Regiment. We’ve even had members lucky enough to take advantage of the various AT expeditions being organised in the Squadron. Thanks to Sgt Jonny Howe, Inkerman Troop, formally known as Lashkar Gah Troop have managed to get away for a week on Exercise ALPINE BUFFALO, hitting the slopes in Austria, while Overloon and Waterloo Troops still have their AT to look forward to.

Meanwhile for the rest of the Squadron there has been a flurry of activity conducting Range packages, MATTS and Military Skill lessons. To everyone’s delight, Squadron PT also made a quick return! Many, including the PTI’s have been The 3DSR Alpine Ski Team working hard to burn off the Christmas dinners and sweat out the 7 weeks of partying. maintenance both 3 DSR men achieved this respectable feat. LCpl Daws’ qualification was touch and go in his 2nd attempt It has been a busy start for 202 Signal Squadron this January, at the Divisional Champions but he improved throughout the getting back into the swing of regular barrack routine. We competition and made the grade. Just, as he placed 65th are now looking forward to an even busier couple of months overall. LCpl Harper’s qualification was less laboured as he as we take control of our Bowman Detachment’s and conduct leaned on the experience he had gained from his previous Falcon training ready for the upcoming tasks this year. A lot Divisional and Army campaigns which had all ended in him of changes are happening and it certainly going to be a earning a coveted spot in the Corps team. Having challenging but exciting time for all of us. represented the Corps team a total of 3 times prior to this season he was recognised with the presentation of Corps 3DSR Alpine Ski Team – by LCpl Harper Colours at the Corps camp the previous December. In this season’s competition however, he went on to finish the In early January 2014, 3 (UK) Division Headquarters and Signal overall competition in 32nd place, with his best performance Regiment dispatched a mighty trio of talented alpine ski coming in Super Giant slalom where he placed a creditable racers to Exercise SPARTAN HIKE, the Divisional Ski 18th. Championships in Serre Chevalier, France. LCpl Neil Harper and LCpl Adam ‘George’ Daws embarked on the arduous For the trip Lt Banting had made the generous and bold cross Europe journey under the watchful stewardship of Team decision to adopt Sig Ollie McLeod, the current Alpine Skiing Captain Lt Gemma Banting, whose unquestionable Corps Champion, from 2 Signal Regiment. Sig McLeod repaid navigational skills made the journey far less stressful than in this generosity as he successfully completed just 2 races out many a previous year’s pilgrimage. The team laid up for the of 7, tumbling down the rankings and often also the piste, to night in a budget hotel in Grenoble where coincidentally a disappointing 144th place overall and failure to qualify for Michael Schumacher was laid up in hospital with a head injury the Army Championships, unlike in his debut season. following a ski accident. Fortunately this proved not to be a However, his out of character, appalling form was recognised bad omen for the trip. The following day, the Iron Division by the race committee come competition prize giving with skier’s pushed on to the mountain resort for competition registration and accommodation check in. Both processes were far more complicated than expected, however 3 hours of afternoon skiing was procured. This enabled one and all to shake off the festive period and rediscover race skills honed in the previous year on Exercise MERCURY GLACIER, the Corps Championships. This was deemed adequate preparation for the seeding race and competition beginning in earnest the following morning.

LCpl Harper and LCpl Daws began strongly with their eyes firmly on the lucrative prize of qualification for the Army Championships and the promise of a further 10 days skiing, not to mention the chance to represent the Royal Signals’ Corps team. All that was required was consistent and fast racing, to guarantee a finish in the top third of the 158 strong cohort of racers. Through perseverance, courage and an impeccable dedication to both equipment preparation and LCpl Daws on the Downhill

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 31 the award of the ‘Best Endeavour’ prize for his valiant efforts 206 SIGNAL SQUADRON in what is only his second ever full ski racing season since taking up the sport at the Corps Camp 2 years ago. OC Maj D Spencer SSM WO2 (SSM) S Harrison Lt Banting also in only her second season of racing placed 104th overall and was the 9th best placed female. 206 Signal Squadron have been focussed on delivering CT6 Unfortunately this meant she too narrowly missed the cut for level exercises to 3 Division HQ, Exercise IRON RESOLVE and the Army Championships as only 7 females were permitted to Exercise IRON TRIANGLE. After Christmas leave the Squadron qualify. This forced the team to divide into 2 with Sig McLeod has gone straight into preparations for a Combined Joint and Lt Banting returning to the UK and their respective units Expeditionary Force (CJEF) exercise which will include CT1 and while LCpl Daws and LCpl Harper partnered up with the rest CT2 level exercises, both two weeks long. of the Corps team, who were entirely comprised of the 4 members of 30 Signal Regiment who also enjoyed a very Exercise IRON RESOLVE successful Divisional Championships. After just two weeks back in camp from Ex IRON RESOLVE, 206 Squadron redeployed the Divisional Headquarters to RAF St. Mawgan just outside of Newquay. We were supporting one of the biggest exercises ever run in the south of ! We were joined on this exercise by the French, who took Plymouth by surprise when they arrived. According to the Plymouth Herald “The Royal Navy have admitted they were completely unaware the French had arrived”. Working with the French was a new experience for a number of soldiers, so the time spent working with them on IRON TRIANGLE has set the tone for the upcoming year.

The biggest problem we faced, besides the enormity of the HQ itself, was the fact that it had been located on top of a hill next to the sea. This meant that we had winds of up to 50mph to contend with, resulting in tents with over 90 sandbags still blowing away, with Cpl Dave Cryle and his team still holding on! Once the HQ was built and the weather LCpl Harper on the Giant Slalom calmed down (slightly) the staff arrived which brought the new challenge of keeping them warm in November. As warm kit seemed not to be an option, we managed to make the In the 10 days that followed in Chantemerle at the Army whole complex significantly warmer than the outside and 7 Championships, LCpl Daws began with the nice round bib Signal Group had the hottest tent in the whole HQ. number of 100 and by the end of the competition had that down to number 88, despite a tumble in the Super G and a spectacular failed jump during a downhill training day (video available on request) He also earned a slot in the Corps team and achieved several strong timings that counted towards the Corps teams overall performance against other cap badges. LCpl Harper began with a bib number of 54 and managed to place 26th in the Men’s Alpine Combination, a result which saw him bring the Michael Pearce trophy back to 3 DSR for the first time since 1985. The trophy is awarded to the top Royal Corps of Signals skier in the combination event. With a trophy in the bag and no injuries to contend with, all in all 3 (UK) Division Headquarters and Signal Regiment can be proud of their efforts out in France with a view to a repeat performance next season.

Trying to repair wind damaged tents

Finally the exercise was finished off with a much needed Squadron Christmas function in Newquay which gave everyone the chance to blow of some steam before returning to camp for a well-deserved Christmas leave.

MATTS Week

The Squadron has had a very busy start to the New Year. The Squadron has been reshuffled in terms of both equipment and manpower as we move towards becoming a Multi Role Signal Regiment (MRSR). Within a week of being back we were thrown straight into MATTs. The standard lessons were mixed in with interesting presentations on drugs and alcohol LCpl Harper being presented with the Michael Pearce trophy from outside speakers. On Thursday and Friday Sgt Metcalfe

32 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 ran the ACMT package for the Regiment. The ranges Mech Bde. Very best of luck for the future to you and your provided an opportunity to look for potential members of the family. Losing nearly all the members of our QM Dept, we shooting team who will be taking part in the Operational wish you good tidings and hope you enjoy the challenges of Shooting Competition this year. Sig Mitchell gained top shot working in Sp Sqn. Capt Jim Watt (QM) and WO2 Matt of the week with full marks, placing him firmly in the spotlight Stowell (RQMS) have both been successful on recent for the team! promotion boards and have moved over to 3 DSR to assume new jobs; Capt Watt has taken over as QM(T) and will become CJEF Build-up OC Support Squadron in summer 2014. WO1 (RSM) Stowell will be taking up the post of ‘The Badge’ of 3 DSR before the Exercise planning is in full swing, with all three Troops publication of this magazine. Congratulations again and the preparing to deploy on CT1 in February. Cambrai Troop and best of luck to you both in your new roles. Normandy Troop will be deploying to Salisbury plain to practice low level soldiering and communication skills. Mons Good news is that we have a Sergeant Major, WO2 (SSM) Neil Troop will be training people on Magpie and running the Cansfield fresh in from 10 Sig Regt; we welcome you to the Falcon uplift programme on behalf of the Regiment. Squadron and hope you enjoy your 2 years with the team.

This is a very small submission from the Squadron as we have been busy since the first week of this year and all of our key events are still taking place. Next time look forward to articles on troop training from Main Tp and a quick summary of a 6 week deployment to BATUK from Lt Jay Thomas.

SUPPORT SQUADRON

OC Maj A McKenna MBE SSM WO2 (SSM) Law

Support Squadron continues to run at a high pace since the return of 202 Signal Squadron from Herrick 18 and all departments are busy providing essential support to the SSgt Swan trying to fold maps for CT1 regiment for the re-subordination. The Squadron has a new 2i/c, Capt Reid who has now picked up the reigns and is co-ordinating the establishment of all the many Support Sqn All of the exercises over the coming months are building Departments. The Squadron also welcomes the new QM(T), towards Exercise ROCHEMBEAU, a joint Divisional level Capt JAM Watt, and the new RQMS, WO2 MT Turner. exercise with the French. Exercise ROCHEMBEAU will allow the Squadron to deploy Falcon, Bowman, TNG and MIP to the The Squadron bids farewell to the RSM, WO1 R Luke, with a north of France and to work in a CJEF role. To facilitate this a congratulations on his commissioning and future posting as number of people from within the Squadron have spent the the Corps RSM. The Squadron also wishes to say farewell to first few weeks of January working in Blandford with their Capt Wakeling (who leaves the Army after 28 years of loyal French counterparts. They have been trialling interoperability service) and all the other redundancies with best wishes in of Bowman and Magpie with the equivalent French system, their future endeavours. SICF. Once the testing is complete both UK and French staff will be able to exchange mapping, overlays, situational AGC Detachment - by LT Stalker awareness, chat, email and collaborative working. The UK systems were configured from scratch to allow for a fresh In January Pte Ford, who is a keen footballer, was successfully start and for everyone to learn from the ground up. picked to represent the AGC Corp Football team and he has been heading over to Worthy Down in Winchester to take LCpl Jones and Sig West have found the past two weeks to part in training sessions and matches. be an “eye-opener”. The main obstacles they have had have been software based, closely followed by the networking side In December the Detachment deployed to Bramley training of things. Security is always a big consideration so everyone area to conduct a 3 day field exercise where they practised has worked hard to ensure that the balance between a secure basic soldiering skills such as occupying and living in a harbour system and shared information has remained at all times. area, patrolling, night navigation and reaction to effective They have found working with the French soldiers hugely enemy fire. Plus they were also required to set up a field enjoyable and have learned a great deal about how admin office in order to experience how it would be running multinational ICS/CIS systems work together. an office with limited supplies/resources. Thankfully the weather, although cold, remained dry and the exercise was a 228 SIGNAL SQUADRON huge success in giving the soldiers a refresher and introduction to new skills. OC Maj Brian Jeffery SSM WO2 (SSM) Neil Cansfield The start of February saw the Det Commander (Lt Stalker), SSA (Sgt Tovagone), Pte Sutcliffe and Pte Ford attend the On 6 Jan 14 228 Sig Sqn re-subordinated from 12 Mech Bde to RHQ Ski AT package in Zell am See, Austria. At the beginning 3 (UK) Divisional Signal Regiment. of the week I think it is fair to say everyone was a little nervous, especially as Lt Stalker and Pte Ford had never skied With the change in command status the Squadron say hello to before and Sgt Tovagone and Pte Sutcliffe hadn’t skied in a 3 DSR and we are looking forward to working alongside our while. However, those nerves quickly disappeared by the end new colleagues and gaining the support and depth of a of day 1 for Pte Sutcliffe as she could be seen speeding off Regimental structure. But we have also had some key down the slopes after Lt Patterson, racing him to the bottom. personalities move on as a direct result. It was sad when the The week away was enjoyed by all with everyone successfully Squadron lost their RSM, WO1 (RSM) Duncan Windsor to take gaining the Ski Foundation 1 Qualification. on a jet setting life style in the post of Comd Sgt Major for 12

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 33 Catering Detachment - by SSgt Meadowcroft MT Department – by LCpl Harrison

December’s silly season descended on the Department with One of the main events was on the 22 November, the medals the usual busy period for the chefs. Combined Christmas parade for Op HERRICK 18, a proud moment for both the Dinners for over 1000 soldiers, 5 Christmas Balls within the soldiers and their families. When the families arrived they had Messes, as well as the turnaround from IRON TRIANGLE 13 the chance to grab a quick brew before watching their loved meant the department was extremely busy. Sgt McCulloch ones receive their medals for their efforts on operations. catered for the GOC’s shooting party and Sgt Beckett has been extremely busy catering for the Commander Land On the parade from the MT were Cpl Holden, LCpl Johnson, Forces and his high profile functions. Sig Park and Sig Cowle. Once the parade had finished the soldiers and their families where transported to the other side The Super Diner hosted the Divisional Christmas Cake of camp where they could enjoy the rest of their day with a competition, and was run by Cpl Scott. Sgt Beckett came 2nd band, dodgems, free ice cream and much more. within the Division in the Master Class. All cakes were sold and raffled for charity, this years chosen charity being Once the medals parade was over the MT drew their ‘Scotty’s Little Soldiers’. attention to preparing for the Christmas leave period and making sure we were ready for the exercise in January. We also managed to squeeze in an excellent Christmas function, arranged by Cpl Holden, which consisted of go-karting and a Chinese meal with a few drinks down . A good night which not all of us may fully remember.

After Christmas leave the MT deployed on exercise down to Warminster. The exercise ran for 2 weeks. The first week consisted of a build-up which ran smoothly until the Sunday night when the weather changed for the worst and strong winds managed to blow away a 18x24 tent tied down already with storm lashings. After chasing bits of tent around the exercise area the 2nd week the exercise began as planned.

A final welcome to the new arrivals to the MT department in the last few months which are SSgt McCrum, Sgt Chadwick, Sgt Beckett receives 2nd Place trophy in the Divisional Cake LCpl Wilby, Sig Smith and Sig Raine. Competition

10th SIGNAL REGIMENT CORSHAM

CO Lt Col EA Dallyn MBE of Capt Oxley, myself, LCpl Hanson and Sig’s Davis, Jenkins RSM WO1 (RSM) JA Garner and Kapoor-Junior, deployed to the Officer Academy, Qargha, to complete various small projects The New Year has started with a great variety of operational and tasks. Our workload soon increased upon arrival, tasks, sport and adventure training. This has included a Regt supporting a variety of J6 infra tasks that came to light. skiing expedition to France and Inter-Sqn and Corps Cross Country, around the busy day job of continuous deployments Sig Jenkins was responsible for accounting for all stores to Op HERRICK and UK based operations. Congratulations go whilst at Qargha and Camp Souter. Despite having to use all to WO2 (SSM) Watts for being awarded a Meritorious Service his fingers and toes for counting, he did a superb job and the Medal and to Mr David House, our civilian storeman, who has accurate work proved very helpful to the resident Inst Tech in been awarded a CLF commendation. Within RHQ, we sadly Kabul. say farewell to WO1 (FofS) ‘Indy’ Ind who leaves the Army after 24 years of loyal and dedicated service. Soon to be Mr Once the work had finished we then moved back to Camp Martin Ind, he is about to start a new career with the Atomic Souter whilst awaiting transport to NKC. Another Camp for Weapons Establishment. We all wish him the best of luck for us to “Mechanise”! The install at NKC was fairly quick but the the future. visit gave LCpl Terry 'The Tourist' Hanson plenty of photo opportunities. He became very adept at photography, much 241 SIGNAL SQUADRON to the teams amusement!

OC Maj HC Cairns Before heading back to sunny Bastion we were tasked with SSM WO2 (SSM) L Davies providing J6 with a records package for Camp Souter. Due to the size of the task and time constraints I brought some extra Op HERRICK Inst Tech Surge Oct – Dec 13 – by Sgt Peart hands up from Team 2 (Bastion). Sigs Kershaw and Pain were eager to stretch their legs and joined us for the remainder of Eleven members from 241 Sig Sqn with 4 members from 81 Sig the Surge. They both had ample opportunity to test their Sqn (V) deployed to Afghanistan on a surge task to support trade ability and were not found wanting. Communications Planning Office projects and tasks in Theatre. Team 2 was headed by SSgt Rosser, a member of 81 Sig Sqn The team was split in two early in the surge and remained that (V). The Inst Techs were led by Cpl McPherson and LCpl Page. way for the duration. The team which I headed up, consisting Cpl McPherson showed great leadership, trade knowledge

34 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 and ability throughout the Surge and made even the difficult and hiccups on the way, with recently promoted Sgt Dave ‘no jobs look easy. During their time at Bastion the team spent more drinks for me’ Harrod, we were on the way to Luton to much of it checking and updating the records to better assist meet the rest of the group with Starbucks being the first port the Remediation Plan. Records are an essential part of the of call. After a lengthy transfer from Grenoble, we arrived in trade and the teams effort and achievement in this work was Tignes early evening, ready to start the week’s activities. a credit to them and essential to the local Inst Techs. Taking the lead was Capt ‘Dobby the house elf’ Dobson who Team 2 completed two high profile projects at both the CTC was quickly impressed that his group were all competent and the JAG. Both projects had restrictions that tested their skiers, so we said goodbye to the blue slopes and headed out abilities and needless to say they thrived and produced some for the reds and blacks. exceptional work. Sig Coster not only stood out with his efforts during any job thrown at him but also produced some very professional work in joinery.

Sig Ampong was responsible for the teams PT which he thoroughly enjoyed (a little too much for some!) putting us through our paces on a regular basis. As well as some hard PT, the team enjoyed a variation of sport weekly.

Sigs Goulding and Roberts both have a lot of previous surge experience and provided much support to the team members out for their first time. Both showed a very professional attitude to their work throughout.

The Surge was a huge success and with this being my first Surge, as a Team Leader I was very proud of the entire team for their efforts and professionalism throughout. For all those off to new pastures I wish you all the best.

Juniors vs Seniors Football – by LCpl Curry A glorious day up the mountain On 17 December 2013 the Junior ranks in the Squadron played an 11 a-side football match against the seniors of 241 Signal As the week progressed we ventured further and further Squadron on the astro pitch at MOD Corsham. The game was around the resort looking for the best slopes. In Val d’Isére organised by LCpl Rees and Sig Rogers. The senior team was we came across a slope that was used in the ‘92 winter run by SSgt (SQMS) Partridge who struggled to find 11 players Olympics. Unfortunately, no matter how comfortable you are for the game, leading to Sig Perry and Sig Stroud being on skis the slope will always win in a fight, as Sgt Lisa drafted to the Senior team for the duration! The Junior team Hutchinson reluctantly found out. Despite the ups and was run by LCpl Brodie who had managed to get 15 players downs, pardon the pun, it was a thoroughly enjoyable week for the game allowing for the draft of two of the Juniors to that I would recommend to anyone. the Senior team. After the first week’s group had torn up the slopes in one part The referee for the game was Sgt D Tuck from 21 Signal of the French Alps, it was the turn of the second group to Regiment who kept all decisions fair throughout the game! return to last years resort, Les Deux Alpes. As the game kicked off the possession of the ball for the first 10 minutes was kept by the Seniors, leading to them being 1 For SSgt (FofS) John ‘been here before’ Shambrook it was a – 0 up with a goal from Sgt ‘Spud’ Williams, who later scored welcome return to the resort, that quickly saw him become the second goal for the Seniors. After fighting to keep the exercise organiser turned tour guide for the rest of us. After ball, LCpl Demery put the ball in the net 5 times in the game, he led us to our accommodation at the UCPA at a speed a PTI with one of the goals being a wonderful free kick from would struggle to keep up with, he then showed us the town outside the 18 yard box. The Seniors managed to score much to Sig Scotty ‘where is my hotel?’ Nolson’s peril. another three goals during the match, one coming from their goal keeper/out player Sgt Peart and the other two goals from SSgt (SQMS) ‘Papa Smurf’ Partridge who scored a great curling shot from outside the 18 yard box that Sig Coster couldn’t even get his hands to. A further five goals were scored by the Juniors from LCpl Page, LCpl Rees and LCpl Curry to end the game 10 – 5 to the Juniors.

After the game the Seniors hosted some of the Juniors at MOD Corsham Sgts Mess for a drink as the Christmas spirit was in the air; it proved a fitting end to a long year for the Squadron.

243 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj K Larsen SSM WO2 (SSM) A Raby

Exercise TIGER PISTE 11-25 Jan 14 – by Sigs Howarth and Nolson

As is the norm with all exercises, the 2am start on a not too mild January morning did not surprise us. With a few pickups Grabbing a quick breather at 3200m

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 35 Day 1 of skiing consisted of two groups breaking off, those 251 Signal Squadron was deployed on Ex HOT SANDS on 3 Feb that could ski and those that couldn’t. Capt (TOT(IS)) Kerr 14 to Nesscliff Camp in Shropshire, after managing both ‘dancing on tables’ Laye and LCpl Dan ‘Franz Klammer’ Atkins exercise turnaround from Ex BRITANNIA TROOP and pre- being the more experienced of the outfit, headed up the exercise preparation for Ex HOT SANDS 14. The exercise was mountain. The majority of us got on the baby slopes under designed to focus on 251 Signal Squadrons main role so that the watchful eye of SSgt ‘Spike’ Forbes. soldiers can deliver their job efficiently and confidently.

As the week progressed, so too did the groups, some at The first week of the exercise was divided into different rates than others. The ‘pros’ were soon joined by communications training and military exercise. This overview Sgt John ‘don’t tell my wife’ Connor and eventually by SSgt consisted of a brief on the roles and responsibilities of the (YofS) Matt ‘snow plough’ McGinn, LCpl Danny ‘I’ll quit when Squadron so that everyone had an understanding of 251. It I’m home’ Munetsi and Sig Scotty ‘High Roller’ Nolson. also consisted of a ConOps brief which included operations that we are currently involved with. The military phase By the end of the week wipeouts became far less frequent consisted of CBRN theory and practical which included a brief and the entire group managed to navigate some of the more exercise scenario, based on the theory we learnt. The second difficult runs; even in more inclement weather conditions. part of military phase was navigation. During this part of the Thankfully the entire group made it back in one piece despite exercise we learnt theory which was put into practice with a a few aches, pains and dents in wallets along the way. 20 km check-pointed orienteering navigational exercise.

On a more serious note the Ex succeeded in giving 22 Finally, the first week of the exercise ended with an individuals across 3 Sqns an introduction to the rigours of interesting cultural visiting to the Imperial War Museum in alpine skiing and also allowed them to complete Skiing Manchester, followed by ‘251’s Got Talent’ in the evening. The Foundation 1; qualifying them to ski in groups, under indirect good food, warm accommodation and these extra activities supervision from an instructor, and potentially to gain further are maintaining the soldiers high level of morale, despite the ski touring qualifications in the future. cold and wet weather.

A thank you must be given to the instructors from both Exercise TIGER PISTE BRAVO – by LCpl Munetsi weeks, Capt Dobson, SSgt Forbes and Sgt McGuire for their patience and instruction, and also to SSgt (FofS) Shambrook Ex TIGER PISTE BRAVO took place over a week commencing for his organisation of the exercise. 18 January 14 in Les 2 Alps France. The exercise was coordinated by SSgt (FofS) John Shambrook with the 251 SIGNAL SQUADRON assistance of skiing instructor SSgt Michael Forbes, and was designed to bring everyone up to the standard of achieving OC Maj J Squires Skiing Foundation Level 1 (SF1). There was a nice mix of SSM WO2 (SSM) L Watts abilities in the group with very competent skiers, complete beginners and intermediate skiers just getting used to the Exercise BRITANNIA SNAP – 251 Signal Squadron Photo slopes after years with no practice. – by LCpl Guest Day 1 was kit issue and teaching of the basics, which most of In January 2014, 251 Signal Squadron took part in a Squadron the group picked up quite quickly except LCpl Munetsi, who photo at Horse Guards’ Parade in London. This is quite a big could not turn right! My excuse was too much football event for the Squadron because it reflected our role as the growing up which led to too much reliance on my right leg. Royal Signals’ ceremonial unit, and puts us in the public eye. There are many ceremonial events that the Sqn supports, but Days 2 and 3 saw most of the students progress onto the this event gave everyone the opportunity to be involved. various green slopes along the bottom of the mountain and then to trickier red and blue routes as the days progressed. We set off at 0500hrs on Wednesday to Wellington Barracks The weather on day 3 was glorious, sun beaming through the to have some early breakfast and to get changed. Depending peaks and not a cloud in sight; sun cream weather. on what uniform people owned, we got changed into our Blues, FADs or PCS. From there we made sure that we Day 4, the nice weather had passed and the thick fog meant checked each other over, to make sure we were smartly and that you could hardly see 5m in-front of you. LCpl Munetsi correctly dressed. We then all congregated outside the and SSgt (YofS) McGinn, led by loyal instructor SSgt Michael barracks waiting for transport into London and because of Forbes headed to the top of the mountain with the promise: the time we travelled we hit all the morning rush hour traffic. “Don’t worry, most of the time with thick fog like this it’s When we actually got to Horse Guards Parade we got into quite low so you can get above it, and it will be clear up top!” height order and separated into different ranks of people in It was soon apparent that this was not the case as there was different uniforms. Finally after already being up for about 5 less visibility up at the top. Soon enough the fog became a hours we had our photo taken. After that we got back onto positive, as it was so thick you could not see the steepness of the transport to Wellington Barracks to get changed back into the red and black routes we were skiing down. By the end of smart civilian attire and headed back to camp. day 4, everybody had qualified for the SF1 qualification and YofS Matt McGinn had won the best fall award, blaming After this event we are all ready for the ceremonial season in borrowed salopettes for his trip. the summer, to once again put the Squadron in the public eye and to make everyone proud to be at such an honoured and Joining the Royal Signals Motorcycle Display Team (White specialist unit in the Royal Signals. Helmets) – by Cpl ‘Jags’ Rai

Exercise HOT SANDS – by LCpl Menyangbo On Mon 20 Jan 14, Cpl Rai from 251 Sig Sqn, Aldershot presented himself along with a squad of 5 soldiers at The It was a cold, wet, windy Monday morning in Aldershot at Royal Signals Motorcycle Display Team (RSMDT) on Blandford 0700hrs with members of 251 Signal Squadron moaning/ Camp. This is a group of serving soldiers from the Royal Corps groaning as it was the beginning of the 2 week long exercise of Signals, British Army. Cpl Rai, being a hill boy from Nepal, straight after a week long military exercise (Ex BRITANNIA the only experience of bike riding was having a couple of near TROOP). The exercise was held mainly in Nesscliff Trg Camp. misses and crashes. This was going to be very tricky.

36 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 On the first day of course, the duty rumour was that there 81 SIGNAL SQUADRON was going to be an inspection first thing in the morning. Wanting to impress, everyone spent quite a few hours into OC Maj M Arscott the night getting ready. To be a ‘White Helmet’, one has to be PSAO Capt T Rai smart and disciplined. After an initial brief, we were taken to Blandford Air Field for further lessons. The first lesson was a Member of 81 Signal Squadron on Exercise BRUNO ROCK demonstration of the controls and how to do first works on with 10 Signal Regiment bikes, then straight onto the bikes for riding. It was scary to ride the Triumph 750 because it looked heavy and completely During October and November two detachments from 81 different compared to others, with lots of leaks and the Signal Squadron deployed on Exercise BRUNO ROCK with 10 untrustworthy braking system. In the afternoon we were Signal Regiment. This was the first time that the Squadron taught tricks on the bikes and some got to practise them. had deployed on Ex as part of the Regiment. As reservists we When we started learning the tricks, there was some fun and tried to blend in and play the grey man but with an average crashes, guys start coming out with some burns and bruises. age of 42 people were starting to ask who they old men in Cpl Rai tried to put himself out of trouble until he crashed uniform were, was it the Home Service force or Dads Army? practising the double angel; it was not too bad, just a little burn. We took part in the mil training and adventure training phases. Some of us where tasked with being enemy and On the second day of the course, we were given a proper having Phil ‘rat up a drain pipe’ Welch, ex Grenadier show format, tricks and building a team. Then on 22 Jan 14, it Guardsman and SF gunner, to hand, we were soon putting the was the show day. The team had the morning to practise and troops under sustained pressure, whilst Jonny ‘Big-Un’ Helm make any final adjustments. Members of the team were employed his not so long lost infantry tactics from his Kings looking more confident on the tricks that they had been Own Border days. Unfortunately ‘Bobby’ Sands, our chisel learning since the course started but some of the tricks were chinned soon to be 5 year old LCpl didn’t have any artillery not much of a success. However the time had come. The pieces to practice on, so he just shouted boom boom boom a show started at 1400hrs, and everything went well. There lot. Luckily all of the fighting 81st miraculously avoided the were no crashes or injuries. The show ended within 30 highly contagious D+V to fight another day. minutes and after the show, CO 11 Sig Regt talked to the course and wished us all good luck. Adventure Training Gib Style. We had a day of culture with one of the local historians. This involved a 12km walk through On 24 Friday Jan 14, we had our interviews and final selection the city over the rock and back through the tunnels. This was result. There were five people all fighting for four vacancies; excellent and I think the highlight of everyone’s deployment, the reality was that one of the team had to leave with taking in just about everything you could wish to see on the nothing. After sweating on the results, I received the news I Rock. was waiting for, I had passed the course and am now looking forward to the Annual Training Camp and riding for the Royal We brought our very own idiot abroad Andy ‘Karl’ Pilkinton Signals Motorcycle Display Team. complete with the optimism to match. Day two saw ‘Pilkers’ on the sea kayaks; “Cr#p this, why would you wanna do that, CO’s Cup Cross Country Competition – by Lt McGraw look at it just gonna get cold and wet, it wants me to fall in on purpose, B%llsh@t man” etc etc…... Johnny Thain our very The 10 Signal Regiment inter-Squadron cross country own Pike was little more enthusiastic about the competition for 2014 was hosted by 225 Signal Squadron, kayaking. At first he looked promising but started to make based at in Northern Ireland. It was an ever poorer excuses for falling in, he still maintains that the early start for team 251, which saw us travelling from pedals weren’t working. Aldershot on the morning of the race, onboard the 0740hrs flight from Heathrow to International. On arrival at During the rock climbing Phil Welch was like a rat up a Thiepval Barracks, the event organiser, Capt Emma Allen, and drainpipe. He claimed he’d never done this before but the members of 225 made our team feel at home. straight off managed to climb the hardest route (pink for some reason). I don’t think anyone else managed this. An The race took place at Randalstown Forest country park. The excellent effort was put in by our new Sqn member Dan route was a flat, fast course through woodland with a total Hoggard, who was suitably mentored by Cpl Stevie ‘Nice Guy’ distance of 10.9km for the male competitors and 6.6km for House. the female runners. Points were scored for the fastest 4 men and 1 woman from each team. Having brought a strong team of 7 male and 3 female runners, we were confident of doing well.

In cool and overcast conditions, SSgt Brendan Torode and Sig ‘Elmo’ Elkington took up the early pace at the front of the pack and managed to stay there for the duration of the race, coming in 1st and 2nd respectively within the Regiment. Had Capt Benjy Brown not been entranced by his own reflection in a puddle, he might have improved upon his 3rd place. In the end, all 7 male runners finished in the top 10 in the Regiment, which was a fantastic achievement.

In the female race, from 251; LCpl Jade Girt finished 2nd, Lt Charlie Robins came 3rd and FofS Bev Cadogan completed the race in 4th. Following the event, the teams returned to Thiepval Barracks for an enjoyable evening consisting of a curry dinner and several drinks. The overall results were in order; 251, 225, 241 and 243 Signal Squadrons. SSgt Jon 'Big-Un' Helm demonstrated his 5 min breath hold technique after capsizing

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 37 Reservists from 81 Sig Sqn Deployed on Hybrid Task in Northern Ireland with Their Regular Counterpart 241 Sig Sqn

Eight members of 81 Signal Squadron (Almond, Willocks, Williams, Maxwell, Tomblin, Wheeler, Brittain and Dodson) deployed to NI in November and December, in order to conduct a survey of all the telephony circuits. Since the end of OP BANNER in 2007 many units have moved out; however systems were still being installed on an adhoc basis. In addition, much of the Military estate has become unoccupied or mothballed. The Brigade realised there was a saving to be made and ordered a complete review of every site.

The Squadron worked in conjunction with 241 Signal Squadron with the objective of identifying every working telephone circuit in every room and ascertain whether it was in use.

So far it is estimated that the project has saved over £7000 Last known photo of 857 Tp on their day trip into the Abyss per month.

14th SIGNAL REGIMENT (ELECTRONIC WARFARE)

CO Lt Col Mark Purves Thursday: 2 weeks to event. RSM WO1 (RSM) Gaz Rhoades Armed with absolutely no info what so ever, I thought this 223 SIGNAL SQUADRON (ELECTRONIC WARFARE) would be a good time to select the team. I paraded the troops: “Who wants to take part in the Regimental March and OC Maj Miles Nettleship Shoot?” I said. SSM WO2 (SSM) Dave Corcoran 1. When was the event? – How long would we have to train? The CO’s Cup March and Shoot – by Sgt Tim Burrows 2. How many people to a team? Can we enter an A and B team? Tuesday afternoon: 2 weeks to event. 3. What equipment / weight will be required? 4. How far will the route be? A young lieutenant walks into the Troop office grinning like a 5. What are the details of the shoot?” they Cheshire cat: replied. “Good news Sgt B, from a cast of literally 2 or 3 people, Despite the encyclopaedic information available, I still you have been selected to organise the Squadrons managed to get 5 volunteers and was confident that a number march and shoot team. The event will take place some of absent Squadron members would increase my numbers to time between now and Xmas leave. Unfortunately I’m 12 (working on the assumption the teams would be between on leave, so I’ll leave it all in your capable hands,” he 6-12 people). That afternoon we donned our boots and went said. on a 12 mile run up the coastal path.

“Brilliant” I replied. Monday: 1 week to event.

As with any project/event you are tasked with organising, Still armed with zero information I briefed the team that I the first port of call is collating all the information. Once would be away until Thursday, and they should concentrate armed with this critical information I would be able to sit on long distance boot runs. down, conduct an estimate and come up with a detailed training plan to best prepare myself and the team members “Don’t worry about the weight, just get the miles in” for the upcoming event. A number of questions came to the I said. forefront of my head, the answers to which would be essential in producing the training programme: On my return on Thursday I was delighted to hear that the

team had done no phys all week, as they had been busy with 1. When was the event? – How long would we mandatory equality and diversity briefs, unit health fairs, and have to train? Workplace Induction packages. At this point all I could think 2. How many people to a team? Can we enter of was how lucky I was to avoid all the above. an A and B team? 3. What equipment / weight will be required? Monday: the week of the event. 4. How far will the route be? 5. What are the details of the shoot? Finally an admin instruction with all the information I required! Of particular note was the news that the event had been 2 days, 20 phone calls, and 10 emails later I was still none the pushed back by a week. The event will now be taking place wiser. in the last week of work before Christmas leave. I couldn’t be happier; in no way would a 10 mile weighted team event

38 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 interfere with the busy drinking diary of the Sgts’ Mess. embarked on Ex DRAGONS ROCK, an AT week in sunny Luckily the event was placed in the one gap between the Pembrokeshire in November for a good bit of team cohesion living-in Xmas dinner, Xmas function, Mess staff drinks, Sgts and bonding between the new faces and old. The week and Officers’ drinks, Sgts and Officers breakfast and the consisted of 5 activities: hill walking, mountain biking, sea Squadron Xmas Doo. kayaking, climbing and coasteering.

Armed with some details I re-paraded the troops. One of the Highlights from the week included LCpl Jack Rimmer previous 5 volunteers was available, so I started from scratch. squeaking like a frightened adolescent girl whilst coasteering, I needed 10 for the team and got a total of 12 volunteers having spotted a group of ‘ferocious looking’ seals - yes that’s including myself. That afternoon we made an attempt to run right, seals! On the same activity on a separate day Sig Gary the route. We missed a turn at the 1 mile point and so cracked Greenwood who, despite wearing a life jacket and only on with a 10 mile loop, none of which was on the route needing to swim or float for a short period of time, found card. On our return I handed out the equipment list. The list even this too much of a physical burden. included the usual items (water bottle, warm/wet kit etc) as well as a number of completely random items that I still to this Whilst mountain biking Jonny ‘good at most sport’ Lodowski day am confused as to how and why they would be useful on attempted a wall ride, forgot to turn at the top and slid down a march and shoot competition. I can only assume that the embarrassingly in front of his new peers: lesson on how to event planners envisaged some kind of massive road traffic make friends and influence people required. The week threw collision (RTC) involving a military vehicle which miraculously up plenty more funny anecdotes that the Squadron still laugh escapes with little damage despite the driver being completely about as this goes to print. A good week was had by all and it incapacitated. In this scenario 10 soldiers walking by with in- was a welcome return to life at work after tour. date driving licences and FMTs could jump in said vehicle, fill out the works ticket with any of the blue, red or green lumo It was then off to Penally camp for the mandatory week of colour pens, replace the broken headlight with cylumes, place MATTS. Take aways from the week include LCpl ‘PTI’ Gill all the broken glass in one of the 20 sand bags, tie the broken doing a recce of the PFA route on Google Earth map with no door shut with 20m of green string, send the MIST report up contours, resulting in the first mile and half being straight up via the safety comms we didn’t have, and drive the casualty to hill on an incline which a mountain goat would struggle with. safety. Another highlight of the week was the females nearly getting hyperthermia in their room and the lads nearly getting heat Tuesday sees another attempt to run the route, and ends stroke in theirs, with an acclimatising week becoming a strong in the team missing another turning. Another 10 mile boot possibility for future trips to Penally. run covering 2 miles of the actually route!!! Wednesday and Thursday sees half the team taking part in 2 more attempts to Our final “highlight” before Christmas leave was our run the route, finally getting it right on Thursday. The other Squadron function. The Sqn was greeted with the best half of the team are unable to train due to Det inspections decoration of a function room ever, that is to say the most taking place that week. Christmassy things in the room were LCpl Alan ‘old man’ Witts and SSgt ‘Lord’ Rich Simpson sporting fabulous Day of the event. Christmas jumpers. The night ran smoothly with welcome drinks for the new guys who said the next day they had a We arrive at the gym at 0800 and go through the inspection. great time with the exception of the social hand grenade that All our equipment is checked: “Bring on the RTC, we are is LCpl Tim ‘top cat’ Jackson who had no recollection of the prepared!!” We step off at 0900 and 2 hours later, and not nights events. so much as an FFR in sight, we finish the route and make our way to the range for the shoot. I’ll be honest, this part has The Squadron would like to welcome the new OC Maj been largely over looked, mostly due to the wealth of detail Bangurah, 2IC Capt Gutierrez, WO2 (SSM) Harvey and a load available on what the shoot will consist of. Two of the team of new sprogs: LCpl Barry, LCpl Burch, LCpl Glenn, LCpl are not trained on the Sig Sauer pistol...... oops. Jackson, LCpl Lodowski, Sig Miller and Sig McLelland (for a 2nd go around at 226). The 10 man team splits into 2: half shoot and half take the log for a run - we will swap at half time. The Training Wing had The Squadron would like to say thank you and goodbye to kindly produced 5 long drop holsters for the pistols, all of Maj Davenport, Capt Sargeant, Capt Brazier, Capt Munn, which had seen better days. In addition to having to holster WO2 (SSM) Witham, SSgt (YofS) Curtis, SSgt (FofS) Reade, the pistol half way down my calf, I was also informed that Sgt Pauley, Cpl Musto, Cpl Munro and LCpl Taylor. due to safety we were not allowed to cock the pistol before holstering. The transition between primary and secondary 237 SIGNAL SQUADRON (ELECTRONIC WARFARE) weapons systems would not also involve pulling the top slide back… OC Maj Jane Ellis SSM WO2 (SSM) Bruce Morrison A successful conclusion… Exercise BROADSWORD Despite our extensive training programme and attention to detail in all aspects of preparation, we still won the event by a When we were told we were going on exercise, a few faces clear 20 minutes: clear victory for those who enjoy “winging” dropped, but when it was explained to us that this exercise the occasional event. involved us kicking off and shouting abuse at Officer Cadets everyone was more than happy to be a part of it. After our 226 SIGNAL SQUADRON (ELECTRONIC WARFARE) fantastic 5 hour journey from the remotest part of Wales to Longmoor Camp, sponsored by the preferred fast food chains OC Maj Issy Bangurah of course, we arrived at the camp and quickly squared SSM WO2 (SSM) Barrington Harvey ourselves away with some accommodation (a lovely, fragrant, 15-man penthouse room). Later on the evening we were After the completion of POTL, having returned from Op given a brief on what to expect during the exercise and what HERRICK 18, the Squadron has a completely new look to it, roles we would have. with a lot of the personalities having changed. So we

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 39 The first part of the exercise was the rural phase which ran metres opposite, with hot showers and under-floor heating from Tuesday to Friday. For this phase of the exercise we (winner!). A quick trip to the local bar for a few Leffes and a were to act as the local populace in our own separate villages. kebab, aptly named ‘le monstre’, was the perfect way to meet We were given the role of the Cefo tribe, a moderate our French counterparts and had us all ready for bed by 2300. populace who seemed to not want to kick off, much against our own feelings. During this time at our village (some 12x12 The next day was spent getting to grips with the French tents and a fire barrel) we had to act some serials out. These FAMAS rifle. With its bull-pup design it was very similar to our ranged from hiding insurgents in our village to going to bridge own SA80, which the French kept referring to as ‘the Lee openings with the Mayor. Most of the time consisted of Enfield’ to the mild annoyance of SSgt (YofS(EW)) Hemming. acting as normal villagers, which we did by playing cards and Despite its central cocking handle and oversized carry handle/ pine cone fights, a popular Cefo pastime; LCpl Kidson iron sight, the skills and drills were practically identical and we displayed his skills in the game with his beautiful welt on the had all ‘mastered’ it within a couple of hours. side of his face.

The second part of the exercise was the urban phase; this was split up into two 3 day stretches. One company of Officer Cadets were exercised as the ISAF forces whilst the other Company joined us as the local populace - this was then switched over at the end of the 3 days. During the first phase, we acted as local people who had to go to the FOB and speak to the ISAF forces. Topics under discussion ranged from demanding that ISAF reimburse us due to a prize-winning goat being killed to more complex scenarios where ISAF had to arrange meetings between UN officials and charity personnel.

The main back story to the urban phase was the election of a new governor; this story line slowly progressed through a couple of events starting from people campaigning to the voting and finally the results of the elections. The results on the new governor were given on the second night of the phase, leading to the eruption of a full blown riot with the civilian populace moving on the ISAF FOB. This is what we had been waiting for, a chance to get a little angry and kick off! However, whilst most of the soldiers were adept at shouting the normal abusive words, the officer cadets amongst us were pitifully polite, giving the feeblest, cringe- worthy “abuse”: at that point we knew we would have to make it up for them. As this was going on, the DS moved in with fire bombs and threw them at the gates which brought a smile to all our faces. Then the ISAF force came out all geared up for a riot, this being the signal to start throwing all the baton rounds we could hold.

As they advanced we were sent in as small groups to attack the front lines, quickly leading to the realisation that the The following day we were shown the French P4 and we hollow sticks they were hitting us with hurt quite a bit. After couldn’t help but laugh at its ‘Barbie car’ appearance. we were hit a couple of times we moved to the back whilst a However despite only having four forward gears it soon new group was sent in charging, trying to knock them down. proved its metal on some cross-country routes which we all The DS then threw fire bombs right at the officer cadets’ feet got the pleasure of driving. We then jumped at the and their dance to put the fire out brought a cheer from us opportunity to drive the PVP armoured vehicle, which was all. As the night progressed and the injuries mounted we comparable in weight and size to a Foxhound and a lot less finally dispersed. Barbie car. However, LCpl Fleming (aka Panzer Knacker) managed to completely destroy the front axle of one which The next morning we had another full scale riot, though this led to us being chauffeured around for the rest of the time we split up in 3 groups and rioted against a Platoon and not a Company. This day was different as we were all very much worse for wear from the day before, but after a while the cobwebs were gone and we were in full swing again, shouting and jeering. Once that riot was complete the companies were changed over and we went through the phase all over again! By the end of the exercise we had all taken a thorough beating and returned to Brawdy with a lot of good memories to talk about.

Exercise FRENCH FOX – by LCpl Coates

The long drive to Mailly le Camp began early Sunday morning and, following an overnight stay in Folkestone, a Eurotunnel trip and a detour through Paris, ended Monday evening. Upon arrival we were glad that our French hosts had been kind enough to accommodate us in the new officers’ accommodation and not the tented village only one hundred

40 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 exercise. After showcasing our ‘light’ EW equipment, the French in turn showed us around their vehicle-fitted EW system as part of our interoperability work. The French were impressed with how our system functioned with regards to multiple elements, whilst we saw how the French kit had been developed to be better suited to armoured mobile warfare.

On Friday night after a few whiskies in the bar and a few handshakes later, SSgt Hemming had managed to organise an early morning tank ride. Standing in the commander’s position on a main battle tank tearing up muddy French countryside is certainly a good hangover cure and had brought out the inner ‘Monty’ inside us all. With the first week over it was time to spend the weekend visiting the local area and taking in some of the local culture which was very So the solider fired off his anti-tank missile right into the much to our taste. Cathedrals, wine and local cuisine was the middle off the group, only to later find out it was a friendly ideal preparation for our next week in the field. call-sign trying to deny the ground to the enemy (good job that it was just a laser and not a real missile)! The exercise was similar in parts to our training in BATUS with lots of armour, infantry and support elements all equipped The temperatures at night would drop close to zero and the with a laser-tag system. We split into two teams and were French had a lovely way of warming themselves up in the attached to two separate companies operating on opposite morning; wine. Oh yes, a quick tipple of Pinot Noir at 0600 to sides of the battlefield. As soon as exercise play started we warm the soul and followed by a ham salad for lunch and were intercepting enemy communications using the French to some veal or duck for dinner was the norm. The French interpret, providing them with situational awareness and rations left a lot to be desired with a meat paste made from bringing them onto enemy targets. The cooperation between boar being particularly memorable. That said the French were us and our French counterparts helped save a few lives after like seagulls at a bag of chips when trying to fight for our own intercepting coordinates for an enemy artillery strike. But British rations, even if they did think of beans for breakfast as some things were out of our hands: one French soldier on bizarre. All in all it was a great exercise which set out what it stag, looking through his night vision, saw enemy soldiers aimed to achieve: liaising with our French counterparts and planting a minefield and woke up his platoon commander. allowing each other to see how we do business. We look forward to the French being able to visit sunny Brawdy The Lieutenant rolled over and said “Are they (sideways rain) and sample the local cuisine Pembrokeshire enemy?” has to offer (a pint of Carling and a packet of salt and vinegar “Yes” replied the soldier, crisps). “Then kill them” said the Lieutenant.

15th SIGNAL REGIMENT (INFORMATION SUPPORT) BLANDFORD

CO Maj Tony Barry Commanding Officer’s Farewell RSM WO1 (RSM) Mark Collins Adjt Capt Andy McGrane 31 January 2014 marked the end of an era as Lt Col Paul Pearce handed over the reigns of Command to 2IC Maj Tony Promotions Barry. 15 Sig Regt (IS) has completed a lot of significant work during the CO’s tenure, one of which being the creation of the The first batch of promotions have yet again proven Regimental Pipe Tune “From Aden to Afghanistan” by our successful for the Regiment, with a total of 6 SSgts selected Pipe Major RQMS WO2 Martin Huxter. It was therefore only for promotion to WO2. The Regiment congratulates SSgts fitting that following the obligatory handshake, the CO was Beckett, Blackwood, Brewington, Jones, McConnell and piped out of the Headquarters. Tucker on their promotion.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 41 The CO hands over command to the 2IC before being Piped away IP John Walker briefing members of RHQ

Getting personnel from a dispersed Regiment such as 15 Sig The Yeoman Warder gave us a tour and brief history of the Regt (IS) is always a challenge, but it was no surprise that Tower of London, and then we had the privilege to visit the members from Corsham, Blandford and our National Reserves Yeoman Warder’s Club. The club was filled with memorabilia were able to line the route of the CO’s exit. The Guard of from nearly every unit in the armed forces. Honour complete and the immortal words of the RSM “Sir! It is time to get on your bike”, the CO was presented to two It was then time for the Ceremony of the Keys. This is the White Helmets who had kindly agreed to speed the CO away traditional locking up of the Tower of London that has taken into the horizon. place every night, without fail, for over 700 years. The Yeoman Warder who escorted us was very theatrical and entertaining. He gave us a talk about the Tower of London and its history, as well as what would happen in the ceremony. We stood outside Traitor’s Gate (which kept us all quiet) and waited for the Yeoman Wader and the escort to approach the sentry.

Sentry: “Halt, who comes there?” Chief Yeoman Warder: “The Keys!” Sentry: “Whose Keys?” Warder: “Queen Elizabeth’s Keys.” Sentry: “Pass Queen Elizabeth’s Keys and all’s well.”

He then takes the keys to the Queen’s House for safekeeping, while the Last Post is sounded.

Attending the Ceremony of the Keys was a great way to finish All ranks of 15 Sig Regt (IS) wish Lt Col Paul Pearce the best of our cultural visit to London. Ex MAU HOMAGE was an luck as he moved onto his new role as a civilian IT consultant, enlightening experience and gave us an insight into some of and we look forward to dragging back a long haired, the history of the armed forces. unshaven civilian for the Regimental Birthday Dinner in April.

Exercise MAU HOMAGE - by 2Lt Sam Miskelly

Ex MAU HOMAGE was a RHQ cultural visit to London, which would consist of a tour of the Royal Hospital Chelsea and attending the Ceremony of the Keys at the Tower of London.

The day began with a tour of the Royal Hospital Chelsea. We arrived slightly ahead of schedule which allowed us to have look around the Chelsea Clubhouse and some members of RHQ were quick to spot that the evening’s entertainment would include Miss England. We were met by our tour guide, Mr John Walker, who had served in the Suez Canal Zone with the in the . We were given an insight into the history of the hospital and the lives of the Chelsea Pensioners. The tour was very enjoyable and interesting. We were invited back to the Clubhouse to join the pensioners for a drink, where we happened to meet one of the Yeoman Warders from the Tower of London, who invited us for a quick tour of the Tower of London and a drink in the Yeoman Warder’s Club prior to the Ceremony of the Keys. This was an offer we could not refuse so we said our goodbyes and left the Royal Hospital Chelsea, but not before getting a glimpse of the entertainment. “The Chelsea Pensioner”

42 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Exercise MAU SLOPE - by 2Lt Lumby Christmas is a distant memory, 21 Sig Regt are now firmly in their stride and the Ops Hub and Level 3 support activity has Late in the evening of Friday 17 January fifteen members of 15 returned to normal jogging. Planning is, however, in full flow Sig Regt (IS) embarked on a journey of epic proportions to to get a new Network Equipment Room built, move the reach the high peaks of Val d’Isere in the south of France for a Corsham Falcon hub into Net Ops, lead the Falcon Integration week of alpine skiing. The 18 hour journey tested the Task Force and establish the new RSIT Capability Assurance patience of all involved but at 1700 on the 18th we arrived in programme. We don’t do bored! the snow ridden ski town. We booked into our accommodation and had a game of human Tetris as we tried The Sqn welcomes Cpl Levitt from 1 LANCS and bids farewell to fit four people in each of the sardine can like chalets. and good luck to SSgt Adi Williams and Sgt Si Kidd who both move on to their new jobs in Civ Div and Cpl Jay Smith who The next morning we paraded outside the ski hire shop, has been promoted and posted to 11 Sig Regt where he will rented out our skis and headed for the slopes. The group was no doubt put his excellent knowledge of Falcon to great use. split between the two instructors, one a beginner group and the other advanced. Both groups got straight into the lessons Ex MERCURY GLACIER XVII - by Sgt Shepherd and by lunch time on the first day all had their skiing legs on. Ex MERCURY GLACIER is the Corps Alpine Race Camp held in Zell am See, Austria. 15 Sig Regt (IS) were asked to release Sgt Aitchison and Sgt Shepherd as part of the instructor team, admin and race committee for the full 4-week duration of the camp.

The beginner group

For some, the next few days involved travelling all over the peaks of the area and some challenging skiing. For others, namely LCpl Whitfield and I, the next few days involved getting large amounts of face-time with the snow. Sgt Sheppard Sgt Aitchison Both groups progressed throughout the week under the instruction of Sgt Halley and Cpl Houghton and completed Sgts Aitchison and Shepherd met the Chief Instructor and the some of the harder, more exciting routes the mountains had OC camp in Blandford on the Wednesday prior to the camp to offer. One of the highlights and real tests of the week was commencing to start the epic 18hr journey to Zell am See. a route called Santons which consisted of a very steep 2km Both vehicles left at the same time, but due to the OCs long, icy half pipe with a long runoff at the bottom into town. navigation skills Sgts Aitchison and Shepherd arrived at the Cpl Houghton told us that if we wanted to make it into town accommodation 2hrs before them, with Patina waiting at the without poling for 800m we had to ‘egg’ from fairly high up. entrance with an appreciated bottle of ice cold beer! This resulted in some members of the group reaching speeds of 120Kmph according to a GPS. The first three days were set aside to organise the admin for the forthcoming teams that would arrive on the Saturday/ After an assessment on the fifth day the entire group had Sunday. Due to the hostel being refurbished for the new gained their SF1 qualification and went onto the free skiing season and not finished we all had to step in and help out phase of the exercise. WO1 (RSM) Collins, Cpl Hyde and I completing the furnishing of the rooms. On arrival of the decided to ski one of the longer green runs, only to find that teams (at ungodly hours!) Sgt Aitchison was given the task of the bottom half of the run was closed due to the European distributing the keys to the team members; a task that proved Cup FIS Men’s Downhill Ski race, leaving our only route off the more difficult than first thought – admin not being his mountain a black run. After a brief panic we embraced the strongest point! Adventurous Training spirit of pushing ourselves out of our comfort zones and successfully attacked the slope with the Monday was the first day of skiing for the students. They only casualties being our burning thighs. were all given the morning to get their legs back in and then in the afternoon took part in a ski off to determine what At the end of the week everybody had improved their skiing, group they would be in for the next three weeks. Sgt pushed themselves out of their comfort zone and most of all Aitchison was given group five and Sgt Shepherd was blessed enjoyed the expedition both on and off the slopes. with group three.

233 (GLOBAL COMMUNICATION NETWORKS) SIGNAL Throughout the next three weeks the weather conditions SQUADRON varied so the instruction had to be tapered to suit. The first week was more progressive focussing on students using their OC Maj (TOT) Martin Flather edges to carve, weight distribution and familiarisation with 2IC Capt Tom Howley varied terrain. During the second weekend the weather SSM WO2 (SSM) Jules Dolan closed in dramatically and the snow came down. This was the OC Net Ops Tp Capt (TOT) Bob Pace green light for powder skiing which everyone couldn’t get OC Net Sp Tp Capt (TOT) Paddy Ferguson enough of!! During the final race week Sgts Aitchison and RSIT FofS WO1 (FofS) Carl Gaber Shepherd were given the responsibilities of start judge and assistant start, which ran as smoothly with no major incidents.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 43 order to deliver the guided walk. All material collated for the guided walk will be given to The Royal Signals Museum.

Helicopter Extraction

Sgt Aitchison’s instructional techniques were questionable as two of his students were air lifted off the mountain, one with We will remember them a broken nose and the other with a deep gash across his knee. The final duty that the admin committee had to undertake was the retrieval of all Corps equipment back to the UK. This Falcon Support - by Capt Ferguson and SSgt Grimshaw went surprisingly well as the journey only took 18hrs and everyone arrived home safely by the Sunday morning. Networks Support Troop provides Level 3 support to the Falcon user community in two different ways; Hub support Exercise GLOBAL REMEMBRANCE - by Sgt Taylor and Deployed support. The Hub provides connectivity to the wider communications networks and services such as RLI and Early on 3 December, eleven members of the Squadron made SLI, whereas the Deployed support is the Falcon SME’s out on the 2½ hr journey north to the National Memorial Arboretum the ground providing that extra level of knowledge and in Staffordshire. The day began with the Act of Remembrance expertise to exercising Troops. in The Millennium Chapel of Peace and Forgiveness. A time for all to stop and remember the sacrifice made by those who Falcon Hub – In the last few months the Falcon Hub has seen have gone before and being made today by friends, family and the demand for its services increase dramatically; a trend that colleagues, all of whom have been affected by conflict. will continue as more regiments and units receive Falcon and start exercising with it. The Falcon Hub itself is currently a The guided walk began at the Corps Memorial and was to stand alone entity in the Sqn and is manned by Net Sp Tp. concentrate on post World War 2 (WW2), to recognize just Plans are in place to refurbish the building, build a new how much the British Army has been deployed in that time. Network Equipment Room (NER), and then migrate the Hub Evident that during this period only one year, 1968, has passed into the main Operational Hub. Net Ops Tp will gradually take without any British fatalities. Around the Corps Memorial on more responsibility for managing its services as the there are a number of smaller personal tributes to Corps transition takes place from HERRICK support to Contingent members. The personal nature of the smaller tributes was type tasks. brought home to some individuals having known and worked with them closely. SSgt Steve Baulch and LCpl Jade Walker continue to keep the Hub up and functioning and provide key support to exercising Following a quick detour via the grand airborne memorial troops. Unfortunately we have had to say farewell to Cpls the group moved to the Wall. The Iraq Wall was again Gav Davies and Adam Sawyer as they leave the Corps and another humbling moment as almost everyone present knew move to civilian life. Both were instrumental in the names on the Wall personally. The five fatalities from our development of the Falcon Hub and without their efforts and Corps were highlighted and the story of their death explained. expertise we would not be in such a good position today. Experiences and knowledge of the individuals concerned and However, we have SSgt Andy Ward, Sgt Richie Salter and Sgt Operation TELIC were shared. Grieg Taylor in training to join the Hub support team, in preparation for what is expected to be a busy year. At the impressive , a chronological history of the fatalities from our Corps from specific conflicts Deployed Support – The last few months have been busy for was given. This began with Palestine 1946-48 where 40 the Falcon Level 3 deployed support team. Tasks have seen Corps men were killed. Dhofar 1969-76 1 Corps death (264 Sig SSgt (FofS) Mark O’Donovan, SSgt (FofS) Prem Gurung and Sqn), Nothern Ireland 1971-2007 27 Corps deaths, Falklands Cpl Andy Maidment deploy to 16 Sig Regt and 1 (UK) Div & Sig 1982 8 Corps deaths and Afghanistan 2001 - present where Regt, supporting the Falcon Training Advisory Team (FALTAT) currently 8 members of the Corps have died. Again the as the Regiments receive and implement Falcon. sharing of experiences and knowledge of names on the walls, in particular from Afghanistan, added realism and sadness SSgts Jay Bates and ‘Grimmy’ Grimshaw deployed to RAF St that these young men and women lives have been cut short to Mawgan, Newquay in support of Ex ARRCADE FUSION, where allow us to enjoy the freedoms that we have. they had some interesting nights in an 18x24 tent in almost typhoon like weather. They were joined by the Tp OC, Capt The day was humbling, tranquil and calm, a day to reflect, a Paddy Ferguson as one of the staff in EXCON, (no tent for the day to understand and appreciate the sacrifice that has been Augmentee!!) where he single handedly managed the enemy made and that all members of the Armed Forces make on a forces to a resounding DEFEAT! daily basis. Sgt ‘Tosh’ McIntosh drew the short straw and deployed to A note of thanks to Mr Tim Stankus the Corps Museum sunny Cyprus for Ex JOINT VISION with 30 Sig Regt. This Archivist and Mr James Kellard Museum Curator Aassistant followed a brief and ‘not so sunny’ visit to Bramcote to help for their help and assistance during the research of material in prepare the equipment before deploying.

44 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Falcon has worked well on all exercises, with the Level 3 enduring commitments. By its very nature IS Tp personnel are Engineers acting mainly in an advisory role. The biggest issue technically very advanced and experienced in order to provide whilst deployed in Cyprus was a syndrome known as ‘other- the best possible support to the end user. end-itus’; when other agencies in the UK ask us to check links that we have been trying to establish for 48hrs and then are The Tactical Network-Layer Gateway (TNG) section delivered a suddenly working. We ask the question “what did you do?” technical presentation explaining how TNG is currently The typical response was “nothing”, (really!!!). supported in Theatre and how it could be deployed post Op HERRICK during contingent Operations. Over and above Looking to the near future we have a busy schedule with guys delivering support to TNG customers, the section also briefed going back to Germany and the Midlands before starting the on its investigation for further utilising the TNG with VoIP and FALTAT process anew with 2 Sig Regt. There will also be a lot IPv6 traffic with some interesting results. of system integration work to get our teeth into. All this as well as sending people away on their obligatory Adventurous The Close Support and Reachback teams, headed up by Training in Val d’Isere (it’s not all work, work, work after all!). members of the RLC explained how they provide incident and problem management support to the Tactical Services and We said goodbye to Cpl Jay Smith who has been promoted BCIP community via the Remedy application in line with an and posted to 11 Sig Regt where he will no doubt put his ITIL framework. The Close Support team are also briefed on excellent knowledge Falcon to great use. their role in assisting with the BCIP 5.5 uplift of the Naval fleet. 259 (GLOBAL INFORMATION SERVICES) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj T Woods RA SSM W02 S Bowles RE OC IS Tp Capt Pete Asplen OC TS Tp Capt Adi Watts OC IS Tp (G) Mr Martin Shenton

Exercise APHRODITE KNOWLEDGE EXCHANGE

15 Signal Regiment (Information Support) is charged with providing specialist technical support and assurance to the armed forces beyond just that of the Royal Corps of Signals. 259 (Global Information Systems) Signal Squadron is unique in that it is a tri-service, multi-cap badge team working in synergy to provide cross-service support. With each department and team focusing on specific systems, the OC, Maj Trev Wood (RA), decided that an interdepartmental presentation was needed in order to improve awareness and Sgt Bond briefing how TST utilise ITIL and REMEDY cohesion across the Squadron.

In a true democratic fashion the young speakers who had Last but by no means least was the motivational speech by previously been ‘voluntold’ set to work delivering a series of OC IST(G), Martin ‘Shaggy’ Shenton. IST(G) for the most part very informative presentations. SSgt (YofS) Geoff are a Germany based mirror of the support structure Rotherham-Bone opened the proceedings from the established within Blandford. It is easy to believe that the perspective of Sqn Ops outlining the enduring commitments smaller team in Germany have it easy but however many and high level future vision of the Sqn. views were altered after the ‘enduring commitments’ and taskings were revealed. In true military fashion the ‘work Sgt Adam Kayles and Cpl Grant Roberson of Information hard, play hard’ attitude is greatly promoted by Shaggy and Services Troop (IS Tp) delivered an interesting presentation his team and they are regimentally renowned as the leaders highlighting the trends, difficulties and pressure of supporting of cultural activities and adventure training. operations, whilst conversely highlighting the areas of All in all, Ex APHRODITE KNOWLEDGE proved to be a very strength including training and working with civilian informative and educational day which has provided a contactors. Currently IS Tp are heavily involved with foundation for a more united and informed Squadron. supporting Housekeeper, which in itself has numerous

Cpl Cross briefing the complexity of TNG Martin ‘Shaggy’ Shenton adds some passion

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 45 262 (LOGISTICS SYSTEM SUPPORT) SIGNAL SQUADRON strong focus on future operations, now that OP HERRICK is drawing to a close. How the Sqn deploys to support these OC Flt Lt Jason Foster RAF deployments is under the spotlight as the purse strings draw 2IC Flt Lt Mike Summers RAF tighter, with a greater emphasis on a more cost effective SSM WO1 Chez Chester RLC supply chain that still achieves its aim. It is perceivable that the loading of accounts to Primary Equipment Packs and It is has been another busy period for 262 (LSS) Sqn in Deployable Logistical Information Systems shortly before the Bicester. The Systems Analysts have recently been deployed equipment deploys overseas is one way of creating a more to the following locations, Op HERRICK, Op KIPION, Brunei, robust supply chain. Belize, Gibraltar and Germany. The team are also due to deploy to BATUK to complete the MJDI rollout in Mar 14. Test exercises for DMJDI (deployed MJDI) are beginning to The two man team that deployed to Gibraltar went out to set ramp up as Logistical Units are becoming increasingly keen to up a VITAL Training suite for LEC and RAF Personnel. gain hands-on experience with the deployable MJDI stores Following the training period the team then removed the solution. There are plans early this year to exercise from suite for transport back to UK. A second two-man team cradle to grave the deployment of the equipment and its deployed to Germany to complete client build upgrades and (Level 3) 262 (LSS) Sqn and (Level 4) HP/STERIA support to inspect LogIS DK Kits in order to ensure that the Supply elements. Training Facility (STF) had the equipment fit and ready for training Suppliers. This training could be Pre Class 1 training Of note, three SSgts have recently been selected for or Pre deployment training. promotion, which is rewarding for the individuals and the Sqn alike. It is encouraging to see the System Analysts holding Contingency Operations continue to be a hot topic with a their own against their peers.

16th SIGNAL REGIMENT ELMPT

CO Lt Col SW Whittley time, a challenge which everyone accepted and set about RSM WO1 (RSM) T Woodall with vigour and determination; a test of trade skills as much as the equipment. 230 SIGNAL SQUADRON After a long period of hybrid foundation training and OC Maj J Higginson uncertainty it was obvious that everyone was glad to be out SSM WO2 (SSM) Orr of the hanger and assuming their new role. We had prepared for this exercise with two build up training programmes; Ex Bowman Pacex – by Lt Budden MALAYA I and Ex MALAYA II. These allowed us to brush the cobwebs aside and get straight into the Pacex. The recent upgrade of Bowman communication systems arrived at 16 Signal Regiment late last year and in January we The equipment was assessed through a number of cunning were able to field test our new capability for the first time. As serials devised by SSgt (YofS) McDuff, testing the full we move ever closer towards becoming the first Multi Role spectrum of Bowman capabilities; old and new. Signal Regiment (MRSR), 230 Signal Squadron has taken on Unfortunately we were denied a trip to Sennelager to set up a new equipment including OTES, MAGPIE and DII (LD). We are Detachment, a disappointment displayed overtly by the also leading the way on the Bowman uplift before all these dejected look on Sig Pelans face. The high point of the capabilities are distributed to the rest of the Regiment. exercise was being able to see a significant increase in the expertise and confidence of the Detachment crew. It also Our Detachments were spread out across the local area taught us a key lesson, the dangers of skill fade and how around Javelin Barracks and further afield to simulate easily it happens. Above all the chief beneficiary from this headquarter elements and rebroadcast detachments. The exercise, and the person awarded “The Most Beasted plan was to establish communications in the shortest possible Individual”, was LCpl Allen who was relied upon heavily in

A Bowman Det in the field Lt Hollingsworth and Cpl Hazell

46 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 preparation for his Class 1 course. I am glad to say he To finish off the busy week, Vampire Tp organised the gun performed admirably and we wish himwell on his course. run, night navigation, a “bunker buster” military skills stand, particularly taxing command tasks and a mast construction After a slick weekend-motivated turn around the Squadron race…with blacked out respirators! hanger was left in its new state of normality. As a Squadron we had taken our first steps as a MRSR and we had done it well. By the time you read this article we will have a partial compliment of tactical network gateway capabilities to test and train on and will be working towards full operational capability. Goodbye CSR, the future is MRSR.

Exercise MALAYA CHALLENGE - by Lt Mahoney

In February the Sqn deployed on Ex MALAYA CHALLENGE; an exercise designed as a ‘back to basics’ refresher in preparation for the Regiment’s return to contingency operations. The exercise was the first event of 230 Signal Squadron OC’s Challenge – organised and controlled by the Signallers and JNCO’s from within the Troops. The four Troops of the Squadron (Tornado, Vampire, Phantom and SHQ The Burden Command Task Tp’s) were each tasked to plan, organise and run 5 stands or serials over a given 24 hour period, allowing junior soldiers the rare opportunity to dictate the battle rhythm of the exercise. All in all a very different week for the Squadron, getting These stands centred on themes of leadership, military skills, everyone out in the field and living and working from their physical training, trade and cognitive ability. As all the Troops shell scrapes - something some of the soldiers had not done in rotated through each others’ stands they were scored against years. It was also great to see the high levels of each other allowing for the development of some healthy competitiveness from all the Troops, despite a bit of rain inter-Troop rivalry, with a trophy as prize for the best Troop. towards the end. However, there can only ever be one winner and for this year that title goes to Vampire Tp who Phantom Tp were the first to run their stands, which over the clinched victory from Phantom Tp by the smallest of margins. first 24 hours included timed casualty extraction under fire, To the others… better luck next year! blindfolded rifle assembly and quiz, blindfolded boxing, detachment cam and concealment and a minefield command The inaugural MALAYA CHALLENGE trophy may have been task. All of which was thoroughly enjoyed by the Squadron won by Vampire Tp however there were two other and some of which was visited by Commander 11 Signal presentations made by Maj Higginson prior to the main prize. Brigade, Brig Wilson, on his visit to the Regiment. Sig Connolly was presented with the ‘Malaya Grenadier’ trophy when his efforts to post his grenade from over 30 metres on the section attack ended up 2 metres away to his front in a tree instead. The ‘Golden Blanket’ award went to Sig ‘Harry’ Potter who if he was not eating or taking part in a stand was safely ensconced in his sleeping bag.

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OC Maj A Biggs SSM WO2 (SSM) Steers

Exercise PARBAT TIGER Preparation – by Lt Levens

Late last year, seven members of the Regiment’s Climbing and Mountaineering Team travelled to Capel Curig in Snowdonia for a long weekend of intensive climbing and mountaineering instruction. It was organised by the Army Mountaineering Association (AMA) in preparation for Ex PARBAT TIGER; a Himalayan expedition planned for late summer 2014.

Led by Lt Marcus Levens (OIC of Elmpt Station Climbing and Mountaineering Club, and the 16 Signal Regiment Climbing Team), the participants faced a long drive and ferry crossing from Germany to Wales. The journey was thankfully broken Cpl Raloka enjoys the ‘Blindfold Boxing’ by a stop at Go Outdoors in Milton Keynes; an opportunity for some of the team to buy some last minute climbing equipment and waterproof clothing. SHQ Tp followed with an equally enjoyable range of stands including command tasks, section attacks, a treasure hunt, a The team set off from Capel Curig to the Ogwen Valley and survival stand and a particularly challenging trade stand completed a committing and interesting ridge line walk along entitled “going backwards”! the top of the alpine like Amphitheatre Buttress, a fantastic opportunity to practice navigation and route finding away Tornado Tp took over following SHQ’s success. Included was from tracks and paths. In addition the Welsh mountain a quiz on physical training (with typical PTI punishments for weather was kind enough to provide the opportunity to test errors or gaps in knowledge), a leader appointed command newly acquired waterproofs thoroughly. The day concluded task, an IED observation lane, blindfolded 9x9 tent build and a with an interesting brief from the AMA regarding the aims of competitive shoot on the clay pigeon ranges. Ex PARBAT TIGER and a few well earned beers.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 47 The Ex PARBAT TIGER Team

Splitting down into smaller groups the next day gave us the Capt Stokes leads from the front chance to experience multi-pitch rock climbing, mainly on the East Face of Tryfan, in walking boots with day sacks on, again in the rain but this time with strong winds. Sgt Nat Brown As the competition moved on Cpl Fannon, LCpl Popple and (the team 2IC), made the most of the opportunity to rib the LCpl Apimeleki started to emerge as favourites to win with team with Sig Alan Heslop in it. He was on the adjacent route Cfn Scott constantly voicing his opinions to try and justify not and abseiled off after completing only two-thirds due to the being able to keep up with the big three. LCpl Popple started poor weather; that was until Sgt Brown managed to fall flat to break away on points with Cfn Benson in hot pursuit as the on his rear from a stable standing position whilst attempting competition moved onto the 60kg bench press and the 50kg his abseil, then the banter was definitely directed in his dumbbells farmers walk. direction! The day finished with a brief about The Nepalese people and culture, all found this very informative, possibly The grand finale was an equipment run, which apart from with the exception of Cpl Hasta Tamang (ex QGS). being the most entertaining was also the hardest event of them all. It started with a range of kit that had to be carried The final day saw LCpl Jake Miller, second a hard multi-pitch in a certain order and hauled into the back of a MAN SV; route led by Maj Al Mason, a senior AMA instructor. It also power bags, jerry cans full of water, VM basic Toolbox and gave LCpl John Dickson and Lt Marcus Levens the chance to then the 50kg casualty dummy. LCpl McLernon had the instruct the team on the Tryfan Bach crag in single-pitch whole LAD in stitches trying to get the dummy onto the back climbing techniques before finally escaping the weather to of the vehicle, attempting to carry out a never before make the most of HMS Indefatigables indoor climbing wall. recorded type of casualty lift. Sig Callum Langdale proved his keenness for sport climbing by making some bold moves, as well as taking a couple of big The end of the strongest men competition saw LCpl Popple falls, to successfully lead his first F6b route. Sig Alan Heslop the victor with LCpl Apimeleki in close second place. Both led his first ever sports route without drama; definitely no junior NCO’s as a result went on to be selected for Support mean feat of bravery after witnessing Sig Langdale’s lemming Sqn’s tug-of-war team which won the Regimental Christmas like antics. The successful trip concluded with a hard earned competition. pub meal and a couple of pints before getting heads down for the 0400 reveille to start the long drive home to the sadly The afternoon service saw ASM WO1 Blanks turn Padre to very flat Elmpt Station on the Dutch/German boarder. conduct our carol service and some quality singing from the whole LAD. The day concluded with a quiz and a Chinese SUPPORT SQUADRON meal thoroughly enjoyed by all after a hugely successful St Eligius Day. OC Maj P Williams SSM WO2 (SSM) Dunnachie Driving for the Jungle Warfare Instructors Course – by Sig Roberts Saint Eligius Day – by Cfn Benson After only eight weeks in the Regiment I was offered an The first week of December 2013 saw the LAD celebrating opportunity of a lifetime, a six week exercise supporting the Saint Eligius day, the Patron Saint of the Royal Electrical and Dutch Marines in Belize. My role was to be a driver Mechanical Engineers supporting the Jungle Warfare Instructors Course (JWIC) providing transport in my six tonne TCV for both Dutch The day started off with a LAD strongest man competition, Marines and the Belize Defence Force (BDF). I was one of six most of which details were kept quiet by the organisers, Cpl lucky individuals who were trawled from across the Army to Fannon and LCpl Popple. The competition kicked off with a leave my normal working life to carry out my trade as a warm-up session which was lead by LCpl Apimeleki and Communications Logistics Specialist all whilst being able to consisted of a surprise Land Rover run. The vehicle had to be sunbathe in 40 degrees plus. The roads were a real pulled by ropes with the OC LAD Capt Stokes and the Artificer experience and as they were only made of clay and sand they SSgt Bower leading from the front, much to the delight of the put my driving skills to the test. younger members of the LAD. The competition then began with a Land Rover pull which entailed a tug of war rope and a As if a six week exercise in Belize wasn’t enough a two day 1.6 tonne Land Rover. Competitors had to pull the vehicle 30 R&R package in a luxury lodge awaited the whole course and metres and the quickest timed competitor got the maximum supporting staff. This allowed us to spend time in the pool, points. The smallest competitor, Cfn Morgan, surprised propping up the bar whilst trying to convince the Dutch that everyone by producing an astonishing performance, out Everton FC are better than Ajax. The whole experience of pulling most of the other competitors, with LCpl Bolam working with other armies in the extreme climate of Central getting a lot of flak for being in last place. America was unforgettable and I would advise everyone given the same chance to volunteer!

48 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 21st SIGNAL REGIMENT (AIR SUPPORT) COLERNE

OC ROG Maj C S Budding With all the vehicles back onto hard standing there was just RSM WO1 (RSM) G Tiplady time for a quick wash down before getting back on the road to Colerne. With a drama free return journey we were home SUPPORT SQUADRON in time for tea and medals. Not only was this an enjoyable couple of days out for the LAD, it covered all the basics of OC Capt D Taylor recovery required to ensure that future breakdowns and SSM WO2 (SSM) Stedman recovery tasks will run as smoothly as possible.

LAD Recovery Exercise – by LCpl Smith Aquarium Visit – by LCpl Cairney

Just as the weather got really, really bad the 21 Sig Regt LAD As the hardworking Welfare Team continue on their under took an arduous recovery training package on Salisbury endeavours to provide support for the families of those Plain Training Area (SPTA). Under the instruction of LCpl deployed on Op HERRICK 19, we descended upon Bristol Smith (Recovery Mechanic), the LAD was put through its Aquarium for a day trip. After battling through the 7.30am paces in the theory and practical side of basic recovery Sunday alarm, the wind, the rain and the hail, we gathered the techniques. This should have been a simple task, however families up and set off. After a short journey, which included the LAD being a slightly motley crew of Vehicle Mechanics, feeding the kids with loads of e-numbers from the lucky bags they found this a demanding experience. Even more so under we provided, we arrived at our destination. Still pouring the watchful eye of our new OC LAD, Capt Heaney. down with rain, we made a mad dash with kids, wives and prams and the adventure began. It all started with a theory package on the Monday afternoon including a brutal SPTA safety video which everybody seemed to enjoy. The next morning it was an early start for the lads first parading and making sure their vehicles were ready to depart. Despite a few hiccups with Cpl Evans having to change a spare wheel on his Land Rover that he had inspected only a few days prior, we were ready to go with Cfn Seruvatu leading the packet.

The families went off exploring what the aquarium had to offer, and the Welfare team did the same, catching up with the families on the way round for a few photos. The displays were fabulous and consisted of a giant squid, tropical fish, sharks, and a remarkable looking giant lobster that was over 50 years old. The Welfare Officer, Capt Phil Jenkinson, was in his element being a big fish fan, and even wanted to go around again! However, lunch was calling and it was time to Once on the area things were going well with a lesson on move on to part 2 of the day. how to recover vehicles using the Tirfor winch, and with Cfn Gilleys extensive knowledge on how to roll Land Rovers we were in a good position. The only thing slowing down the exercise was Sgt Ramseys ability to hammer anchor spikes into ground. (Apparently it was his gloves!) After this exercise we moved onto some driver training, with the aim being to get the Man SV stuck in order to create another recovery scenario. With LCpl Deans at the wheel of the Man SV, this occurred sooner than expected. He made the mistake of trying to follow the SV(R) through a dry lake bed and found himself bogged in a deep clay/water mixture. LCpls Wagstaff, Gould and Cpl Derham were quickly to the scene and proceeded to recover the SV. This real life scenario led to the team having to go deeper into the water and mud than they had originally hoped, much to the delight of the Recovery Mechanic.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 49 We gathered up the troops and made our way to a local 214 SIGNAL SQUADRON restaurant called Za Za Bazaar, an all you can eat buffet of different foods from around the world, situated just 10 meters OC Maj S Bennett from the Aquarium. This was an added bonus when it was SSM WO2 (SSM) McDiarmid time to crawl out of the restaurant because it wasn’t too far to the coach! The Welfare Officer and Welfare SNCO, Sgt Exercise BEAUFIGHTER COMMUNICATOR – by Sig O’Hara Mick Case cleared the place out, I was sensible and only had 5 plates of food! The families looked to be having a fantastic The exercise started under a fine canopy of rain on Mon 3 Feb time and the kiddies we’re making the most of the all you can 14. The morning consisted of a kit inspection carried out by eat ice-cream! Sgt Case was made a mockery of by the kids the Detachment Commanders and was followed by all the on his poor efforts in making his own ice cream cone! Dets being lined up ready to deploy. At 1100hrs, the vehicles deployed onto the local area where Cpl LJ ‘possibly the oldest Det Comd in the Army’ Murray carried out lessons on how to site your det. He then showed everyone how to survive on exercise as he pulled out two large plastic containers stuffed with fresh food and his personal cooker with three hobs.

Following the lesson, the Dets were to shown how to apply camouflage to their vehicles. This, for one of the Dets proved difficult as they forgot to peg their 12x12 down. British weather as it is at the moment picked up and blew their 12x12 across the field, taking all of their personal kit with it.

In the early hours of the following morning, the Dets deployed to different training areas, Cpl Bishoprick and his crew which consisted of Sig Hadley, Sig Pomfret, Sig ‘Lambert and’ Butler and Sig Kennedy deployed to Strensall Training Area, kindly situated right next to a sewage works. LCpl Learmonth with her Det crew of Sig Barker-Mcgowan, Sig ‘Smiler’ Winters, Sig Wylde and Sig Smith 644 deployed to Shaiba Bivouac Area (). Cpl Murray with After everybody weighed twice their original bodyweight, and his crew of Sig Price and Sig ‘Head’ Thomas deployed onto the kids were in space with more e-numbers, it was time to the back fields of Imphal Barracks as a Control station. Most head back to Colerne. The Welfare team tried to walk off the of the Dets were slow initially and seemed to have left their amount of food consumed and took a little detour along the brains back on camp as they had temporarily forgotten the river. This resulted in a small boat ride, after some poor basics of setting up. After a few ‘educational’ tips, the old judgement in distance from me, and the Welfare Officer memories were jolted back into action and the machine was complaining about being too cold and wet! back into full flow.

Everybody piled back on to the coach, and the singing started The Dets asked for a resupply the following morning so Sgt from the kids, there’s nothing like a bit of classic “the wheels Norton and I went out to the Strensall Det first. As we arrived on the bus”! An absolutely fantastic day was had by all and at the location, we dropped off the supplies at the agreed the feedback was immense. As a department, we look drop off site and moved back to watch what happened next. forward to supporting the families on future events! Slowly but surely Sig Winters emerged like a well trained sniper from the camouflage, moved towards the supplies Support Command (UK South) X-Country Championships which were neatly wrapped up in a bin liner and continued to - by SSgt Hamilton MPGS stare at it. We were lost for words so made our way round to the detachment to wait for his return. Twenty minutes had The Regimental X Country team continues to fly the 21 Signal passed before Sig Winters returned empty handed with a Regiment flag albeit as a minor unit whilst the majority of the confused look on his face. We quickly asked him “why didn’t Regiment is deployed. On 27 Nov 13, a team entered the you pick up your resupply?” Sig Winters replied “I thought championships held at Minley Manor. With the going you were fly tipping”. That’s right “fly tipping”. For his extremely arduous underfoot the team acquitted themselves stupidity and his accusations towards a SNCO of littering with admirably. The male team consisted of Capt Creek, SSgt intent both Sig Winters and Sig Wylde were rewarded the Hamilton, SSgt Green, SSgt Deans, Cpl Bamford, Cpl Derham task of collecting their resupply from its new location. A Six and LCpl Seed; and completed the 10km route in excellent figure grid was given and later that day they returned (very spirits as winners of the Minor Unit event. Sig Gill put in an tired) with enough rations and water to see them through the outstanding performance over the 6km female course and exercise. was the female junior winner. On Wednesday 5 Feb all crews had an early start due to executing a night move. There were training serials to be carried out but there was also a little bit of fun in-between, such as bingo, quizzes and battleships. The winner had to decide a forfeit for the losing Det. Inevitably the losing Det had to clean everyone’s weapons on return to camp. During the last night Cpl Murray’s Det experienced a slight malfunction as their 12x12 angles broke due to the wind being very strong. On the evening of the 6th all Dets left their locations and returned to Imphal Barracks. After a long turnaround all equipment used on the exercise was ready for a Troop Commanders inspection. Once all the work had been completed the Squadron enjoyed a smoker. The next morning the Dets were prepared for and inspected by 2Lt

50 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Dale. Once they had been given the thumbs up they were a 10 second time penalty for Sgt Vaughan’s, absence which packed away and the lads were to be rewarded with a knocked us off the top spot. deserved weekend. Or so we thought! In between the inspection and the knock off was a sneaky little trade test thrown in by WO2 (YofS) ‘fell over and came back from tour early’ Green to test what we had learnt over the past week.

March and Shoot Competition – by LCpl Learmonth

On Thursday 9 January, 2 Signal Regiment ran a March and Shoot competition, as part of the CO’s Cup, on Strensall ranges. It was an inter-Squadron competition which included 214 Sig Sqn, 246 Gurkha Sqn, 219 Sig Sqn and 2 Signal Regiment Support Sqn. Each Squadron team consisted of 1 Officer, 1 Senior, 1 Female and 7 others. The competition comprised a 2.5 mile weighted run carrying weapons and wearing helmet and webbing. This was followed immediately by a series of different shooting practices from the 300, 200 and 100m points. In addition to the March and Shoot aspect of the competition there were BCD and CBRN stands, each consisting of a theory and a practical test. Each team took it in turns to rotate through the 4 events and were then scored relative to their placing in each. Once the March and Shoot was over, 2 Signal Regiment held a small parade in the gymnasium back on Imphal Barracks. As a 219 Squadron began the competition and set the first time on result, each Squadron had come first in at least one event. the run of 29mins 43secs. 214 were up next on the 2.5 mile 214 Sig Sqn had come first in the 2.5 mile run and the BCD weighted run, and determined to smash 219 we completed it practical, 246 Gurkha Sqn won the shoot BCD theory, 219 Sig in 24mins 50secs. We then moved onto the shoot, which Sqn won the practical CBRN test and Support Sqn won the proved to us that although we could tab well, our shooting theory CBRN test. Overall, 246 Gurkha Sqn won the March left much to be desired! The shoot started in the prone at and Shoot competition, with 214 coming in a close second. 400m, then on seeing the target we had to sprint to the 300m point and take up the prone position where we were exposed 220 SIGNAL SQUADRON to 9 figure 11 targets which would fall when hit. We continued to dash forward and shoot our way through further practices OC Maj Stowell MBE at the 200 and 100m points. After finishing the shoot we SSM WO2 (SSM) Robertson moved on to do the BCDT stand. At this point, Sgt Vaughn had to nip away and so we had to call in Sig O’Hara from the ROG Introduction - by Lt Geo Maas fatigues party to make up our numbers for the last 2 stands. The BCD was a 10 question theory test followed by a practical. It might not have been a thousand moons ago when the last Though we all had to lend our knowledge to the theory, only tale of the kingdom of 220 Signal Squadron ROG was spun. our three finest team medics needed to step forward for the But in the great hall made of metal, mortar and glass, also practical test. They performed extremely well and secured a known as “the hanger”, where the great leaders and warriors win for 214 in the BCD practical. of the kingdom of 220 ROG resides, beasts that breed legends and tales of the impossible. The Squadron might not have seen many an epic quest since the last passing of the moon, in fact, the Squadron has had its belly low to the ground, like a mighty lion that is about to pounce on a young defenceless gazelle.

Since the last tales of fearless conquests were told, the mighty 220 ROG has defended the sanctity of South Wales, on the border of the valleys, at a place called Caerwent. Such was the ferociousness of the Squadron’s commitment, that not even the brutal storms summoned by Zeus himself could deter the Squadron’s determination for victory. The formidable Squadron, makers of legends, have even taken on a young apprentice. 2Lt ‘Kiwi’ Kuizinas has joined the ranks before being transformed into a young leader himself, a journey known as Troop Commanders Course. But for those who still have a sandbag left, gather around the lantern before the fuel runs out and hear two more stories of the mighty 220 ROG.

Last but definitely not least, we were treated to the CBRN Exercise SCORPION HERMES 3 test, consisting of another 10 question theory test for all to complete followed by a timed effort to get into the full CBRN It was a cold, dark and rainy day when the Squadron was told suit, not including boots and gloves. Once all our kit was on, that they would be deploying on yet another exercise. The 2Lt Dale, the troop commander of Viking Troop, asked me to clerks started shuddering in anticipation of leave applications check him over to make sure his kit was on properly. coming in and soldiers started writing draft requests to However I was unable to help him because I was laughing so transfer. But with the evil and cunning plan already set in hard when I realised that he had his helmet on underneath his motion, most of the soldiers in the Squadron got coaxed into hood, like an absolute legend! All in all we were able to get deploying on exercise, bar those who managed to find a our kit on in the fastest time of the day, but we were awarded course to go on.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 51 All seemed to be going well when the fearless leader, Lt Maas, and his batman, SSgt Hensell, did their rounds to check on all the Dets. All went well until they reached Cpl Antcliffe’s Det. The one location where there was no flex in choosing a location due to the trip wire threat, they were located in one of the areas previously pointed out by the RAF as being a high threat area for trip wire. This was rectified by everyone getting very religious very fast and being very careful when leaving the Det.

The rest of the exercise went near enough without any problems, if you disregard the gale force winds and constant rain. Due to some very nifty and careful planning, all Dets bar one had a nice dry building to hide away in. The only question being raised, did we bring enough kero heaters to heat the whole building?

The days came and went like the seasons in the year. Dets moved locations on a frequent basis in order to give everyone 220 ROG poised and ready to deploy a chance to experience not having a building near enough to live in 5 star accommodation. Data was eventually established It was a mild, windy day when the Squadron deployed to after SSgt Hensell and Cpl Garrett did numerous runs Caerwent training area on 3 February 2014. The soldiers were between the Dets in order to load mapping and work out the getting restless as they waited for the final piece of the jigsaw final kinks. data puzzle to be found. After a much panicked couple of hours, Cpl Garrett managed to reassure the Squadron hierarchy that data will be functional and working on the exercise. And with that bit of good fortune, the advance party set off to go and book onto the training area.

Having seen LCpl Bohin and LCpl Dixon’s Det, LCpl Blake might have gone one step to far to hide his Det away

Endex could not have come quick enough for some of the LCpl Dixon’s valiant effort to hide his Det away. Only to be Dets, including the LAD, who did their own serials throughout, compromised by the Portaloo including getting their MAN SV stuck after Endex was called. But as luck would have it, their Recovery Mechanic turned up just in time to pull out their vehicle. But alas, one MAN SV The rather big convoy of FFRs’, GS Land Rovers and Man SV was not enough, so 220 provided a second MAN SV to get trucks pulled up to the West gate of Caerwent training area roped in to help pull out the stranded LAD. shortly before 1600. After a quick brief on their final locations and the fact that the training area is bursting at the seams Overall the exercise went well. Every Det had the opportunity with the amount of other units on it, including one of the to utilise their brand new Det cookers to full effect. Some locations being in the middle of an RAF FOB and that they even prepared 5 star cuisine every evening as they sat down need to go to the exact location in order to miss the trip to dinner around the candle light, or Det light, depending on wires, the Dets launched onto the training area. fuel state. For some this would have been their first exercise in the field Army, while for others it is yet another one they

Having seen LCpl Dixon’s Det, LCpl Bohin took hiding his Det away one step further LAD always keen to train, even after ENDEX has been called

52 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 can add to their notch. But regardless of experience, all My attachment to 220 Sqn has given me an invaluable insight walked away from the exercise having learned something, into the Royal Corps of Signals, learning how a Signal including the LAD. Squadron really operates, albeit with a skeleton crew, and learning those important things they don’t teach you in A Young Attached Troopies Perspective – by 2Lt Kuizinas RMAS, i.e. who were the key players among the Regiment to keep on side (which I learnt was practically everybody as they I was thrilled to learn of my attachment posting to 220 Sqn, 21 all played a vital role) and how the appraisal system and Signal Regiment as I knew this was a busy Regiment with grading boards worked. The attachment also provided an many ongoing commitments including Op HERRICK 19, and excellent introduction to the Bowman FFR system, as I had this would be the perfect opportunity to see how a Campaign plenty of opportunities to “get amongst it” and learn directly Signal Regiment operates in full swing. from experienced operators, and even got to have some hands on experience helping to set up and operate a With the majority of the Squadron deployed, the remainder detachment on exercise. were certainly not sitting idly. As I arrived it was in full gear preparing for the next exercise, SCORPION HERMES 3 whilst As my attachment draws to a close I feel I have come a long juggling numerous other commitments including Op FORTIFY way from my limited knowledge of Signals when I believed and also planning for its change in role to a MRSR where it is Bowman was simply an extra burden the DS handed out to due to convert fully to Falcon in July. add to a command appointment at RMAS.

22nd SIGNAL REGIMENT

CO Lt Col LC Westerman family arrived followed by the SSM’s family and other invited RSM WO1 (RSM) A Fraser guests. They were all welcomed and offered drinks and starters. A few moments after all the guests arrived at last 217 SIGNAL SQUADRON we could have something to eat. All were entertained by participating in a simple, yet amusing, game organised by LCpl OC Maj KM Biggins Karna. No doubt everyone would have loved to go on playing SSM WO2 (SSM) JB Stephenson as long as possible, but it had to be cut short due to the limited time frame. Squadron Overview - by Lt Owens

The past few months in 217 Sig Sqn have been very busy. After returning from a long deployment in support of ARRC exercises and some well deserved Christmas leave, the Sqn was faced with RSIT, ECI and Board of Officers preparations, in addition to a change of OCs. Maj Schurmann leaves 217 Sig Sqn to return to Australia, replaced by Maj Biggins RA SIGNALS. The next few months will continue along the same trend, with the Sqn completing two Sqn level military skills exercises, followed closely by a Regt level deployment.

A Troop Bids Farewell to OC 217 Signal Squadron - by Sig Rueben Limbu

I guess all good things come to an end at some point and it is with regret that we had to say goodbye to Maj Schurmann, OC 217 Sig Sqn, who left the Regt on 19 Dec 13.

All the way from Australia, Maj Schurmann and his family arrived in 22SR as part of an Officer exchange on 6 Feb 12 to assume the post of OC 217 Sig Sqn. He was an officer of great personality, dedicated and a perfectionist at the post he was assigned to.

In thinking about how we might offer a fond farewell to the OC, A Tp (the Gurkha Tp within 217 Sig Sqn) organised a function accompanied with fun games and, of course, a Khusi ko Natch (free style dance) at the end. It was on 11 Dec 13 and Cpl Thaman was appointed the OIC for the event. As I remember it, it was quite a busy day; in the morning going through the Sqn OC’s HOTO programme, whilst in the meantime preparing everything for the function. To make matters worst, we had limited manpower for getting the event prepared. Despite the difficulties with preparing for the programme, everything was set and ready well before time. A variety of food was prepared by LCpl Bikash and his team. All A Tp personnel were at the venue, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the OC and his family. Finally, he along with his Farewell to OC 217

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 53 Soon after the games, SSgt Sim grabbed everyone’s chance to win one of the top 3 prizes. He was heard on attention, before handing over to OC A Tp, Capt Dhir. He several occasions saying, ‘This will look good on my SJAR’, went through several presentations to other members of the making sure he was in earshot of the senior ranks. Cpl Tp, a welcome and congratulations to those recently ‘Skippy’ Cameron did an excellent job in prising money from promoted. Finally it was time for Capt Dhir, on behalf of all the Sqn and purchasing the prizes for the raffle. They GURTAM personnel in the Sqn, to bid farewell to the Sqn OC. consisted of: a TomTom, Raleigh Mountain Bike, Soundafreq After a speech by Capt Dhir, the Sqn OC and his family were Wireless Speakers, Driving Experience Red Letter Day, Alcohol called forward to receive Khata and a Khukri as a memento for Hamper, Male and Female Hamper, George Forman Grill plus his time in the Sqn. The OC then expressed his gratitude and His and Hers Perfumes. The top 3 prizes consisted of a HDX delivered a brief but very inspiring speech. By the time his Fir Kindle Tablet, 42” Smart TV and a big cash prize. speech was over, food was ready to be served. Children were served first followed by Ladies and finally the Gents. As a So after a meet and greet with a complimentary glass of result of hard work, everyone appreciated the food prepared bubbly, all the guests sat to a well awaited 3 course meal, by local master chef, LCpl Bikash, which was delicious. which was enjoyed by one and all. Once pudding was consumed it was a quick rest break before the night’s And so this is how we bid farewell to Maj Schurmann. We entertainment. thank you for all that you have done for us over the two years of your tenure. So as Sig Jimmy Anderson worked his magic on the lighting, sound and visual effects on the giant screen the stage was 217 Signal Sqn Christmas Function 2013 - by Sig Abbott set. Sig ‘Lee Evans’ Abbott was greeted on stage by a rapturous applause from the crowd, which would diminish So it was that time of year again, for some at least to let their once he started his stand up! Most jokes went down well hair down and enjoy a good knees-up before some well with loud laughter, but there was the odd tumble weed deserved Christmas leave. moment. Abbott was given free reign on some good old humoured banter with guests, but was mainly aiming at the The Christmas function committee spoke long and hard about senior ranks, especially Sgt ‘I’m Getting Married In The not doing the same old boring old do; a meal, a raffle (with Morning’ Cunington, who took it in her stride. prizes no one wants, and everyone going in town by 2200hrs). It was decided to book a venue with a bit more class than Once the stand up had finished it was onto the ‘Deal or No most were used to, so we decided on ‘The Moat House’ hotel. Deal raffle’, as when the guests came up to collect the prize This confused a few, especially Sig Rogerson, as there were they had to choose a box to determine there prize. Most far too many knife and forks than he was used to. were happy with what they won, apart from Cpl Daniel who was not impressed with his hair curlers, mainly due to his lack The committee decided to lay on some entertainment during of hair. Once the last prizes had been won, it moved onto the the evening consisting of Stand Up comedy, a take on ‘Deal or SSM. No Deal’ for the raffle, plus a surprise piece from SSM Stephenson. SSM ‘Michael Aspel’ Stephenson did a fantastic cover of the old TV series ‘This Is Your Life’, in honour of the Sqn OC. This to me was the highlight of the evening, with some rather random pictures of the OC from basic training, to his wedding day to the present day. There was even some special guests flown in just for the evening with ‘Skippy’, ‘Dame Edna Everage’ and ‘Shane Warne’ all making an appearance. Once the SSM wrapped up, it was handed over to the OC for the traditional Christmas speech. This years, however, was more poignant as this will be the last time he would be able to ‘Schurminate’ all of us! Once the customary glass raising and toasts had been completed it was over to the disco. Most did find their dancing shoes and danced away till the early hours.

The 217 Christmas Function

Pte ‘SPS Guru’ Thomson was tasked on producing the invitations to be handed out to all 217 personnel, which I must say, were well worth the 3 months wait. No one else could have produced that quality of workmanship in a shorter period of time. They were given a green and yellow theme instead of the traditional red and white, as it was the last function our current Sqn OC, Maj ‘How Tall Is He?’ Schurmann, would be attending. He was off back to his homeland of Australia in late December, after a 2 year stint at the Sqn. This is your life So with the invitations eventually sent out, it was on to the big night! The committee arrived early to begin the set up for the evening before the coach loads of guests arrived. Sig ‘I’m I must take this opportunity to thank everyone who attended, A Real Boy’ De Silva was quick to sort out the place settings as over 120 from the Sqn, including loved ones, made this a on getting the balance just right. He was also at hand to meet night to remember, one that will go down as one of the best and greet plus to hand out the raffle tickets for the guests Christmas functions ever. Some even said it was better than

54 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 what they get in the Sgts Mess. I would also like to thank the different weapon systems we would be using. A quick SSM and committee for your help on the night. weapon-handling test and a chance to fire some of the weapons followed. The rest of the day was spent playing Also we wish Maj Schurmann and his family a safe trip, and all various roles in an advanced medical scenario with some the best in the future back in Australia. people from Amputees in Action.

222 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj H Frost SSM SSgt Finn

Exercise Mercury Glacier - by LCpl Locke

We arrived in Austria in the early hours of Sunday morning for the start of the alpine skiing season. Within team ‘22 Sigs’ we had three members with previous race experience, LCpl made sure that everybody was aware of his accolade of ‘novice individual slalom runner up 2008’. The morning of departure involved a detour to pick up the final member of the team, Sgt Houghton, followed by a stop off at 252 Sqn Innsworth so LCpl Adeoti (Mr issued kit) could get some non issued footwear. Then we set of to Dover for the ferry crossing. The journey had taken its toll on the team, most significantly the loss of Lt Holmstrom’s purse, along with all her money. Sig McPhillips and Sig Lewis acting the part

On the Tuesday we spent the day rehearsing 15 different scenarios which would be carried out the following day with the guys from 299 Sig Sqn. The day started off slowly before escalating quickly. As the day went on, we were put into different scenarios. Although I managed to avoid being shot with simuniton, I couldn’t avoid Sig McPhillips’ right hand when he smacked me in the nose in a scenario where I was a prisoner being beaten up by Sig Irving and Sig McPhillips. The highlight of the day though was Sig ‘Dan’ Lewis getting picked to do a scenario where he had to conduct some heavy petty on one of the other lads. His reaction was priceless. Sig McPhillps was also tasked to try to hijack a car off two of the lads, which he did in an extremely convincing manner. We ended up finishing quite late but once all the scenarios were finished, we just had to pack all the kit up and we were done. The course turned out to be a good laugh and a great experience, offering a useful insight into 299 Sig Sqn.

LCpl Locke and Sgt Houghton striking a pose 248 GURKHA SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj S Smith The first week of skiing, race training, was done in perfect SSM WO2 (SSM) Autar conditions but unfortunately, was cut short on the Friday as poor weather conditions shut the mountain. Race week saw Inter-Squadron Swimming Competition – by Sig Bachan Sgt Houghton, with no race experience, excel in the giant slalom discipline but both LCpl Adeoti and LCpl Glasgow In order to maintain a competitive environment between the taking some heavy falls. The slalom discipline also had its own 5 Squadrons of the Regiment, there are different events such share of falls with Sgt Houghton taking a terrific tumble. as athletics, swimming, and a march and shoot in order to declare the best Squadron in 22 Signal Regiment for the year, Lt Holmstrom took the female combination bronze medal at making up the CO’s competition. The upcoming event for this the awards night, which is an award taking in both the slalom CO’s competition was swimming which was being held in at a and the giant slalom results into consideration. Throughout local Stafford leisure centre. the two weeks the team held several evening competitions where Sgt Houghton took the honours at ice skating, LCpl Locke on a trampoline and LCpl Glasgow at Skittles.

299 Signal Squadron CivPop - by Sig Hepworth

On Sunday 19 January, myself and 11 others from 22 Signal Regiment travelled to Lydd camp to assist with 299 Signal Squadron’s tri annual PDT training, which would take place between the Monday and Thursday.

On the Monday morning Sgt Frost, who told us what to expect for the next 3 days and briefed us on what we would each be doing. After this, we were taken to the village where the training would be conducted, and we were shown the Cpl Raj in lane 4

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 55 The event was held on 14 January 2014 and 252 Signal simple carelessness could cost the MOD thousands of pounds. Squadron, based in Innsworth, was tasked with organising the A simple mistake could be something such as not following event. The aim of the competition was to motivate soldiers the proper close down procedure on a comms exercise. to be physically fit and develop competitive team spirits among the Squadrons. On the day everyone was hoping that After the GOSCC visit, the next destination was ASTRIUM their Squadron would win, especially as the points from this Hawthorn where we were warmly welcomed. We got the event had the ability to change the overall positions on the chance to see the operator room where we normally ask for leader board. Though the environment seemed to be calm, all help if we have any problems on our equipment. The of the participants looked determined to give their best so operators were very pleased to inform us that they are being that they could put their Squadron at the top. able to maintain a 5 second phone pick up rate. We also saw the satellite monitoring room where we got the chance to get an idea about the satellites. The staff were very nice to us – they were ready to welcome us with some broken Nepali words and a rectangle shaped flag of Nepal! Although they were not perfect I personally think that was some of the best hospitality I have ever received in my career up until now. From there we headed for our final destination which was SGS Colerne. When we reached SGS it was roughly 1400. We were divided into three small groups. Each group was accompanied by a member of staff who showed us around. We got the chance to see all of the satellite discs and understand their function. We were also taken to different equipment rooms where we were shown how things work. Since most of the members in our team were Reacher trained we got more detailed information on the way that Reacher works.

After learning a lot from the SGS we left for camp. We all had High spirits before the race a wonderful day and the aim of the visit was met. We got a chance to see what goes on behind the scenes and I think the The participants from different squadrons (217, 222, 248, 252 visit was very useful for us. Such a visit should be organised in and Support Squadron) were taken to the leisure centre from future because it enhances our knowledge and it’s something Regimental MT at 0810. As soon as we get there, we were we all found very interesting. briefed about fire safety in the building. At about 0845, the participants were asked to get into the pool and warm-up for Station Commanders Christmas Fun Competition 2013 the upcoming events. After half an hour, the first event brief – by Sig Bhuwaneshwor was given and competitors told to get ready for the event. There were 13 events in the competition with the first starting What better way is there to ease into the Christmas mood at around 0930. As soon as it started, the respective than taking part in a challenging and fun team game? On 12 Squadron personnel began supporting their participants. The December 2013, the COs Fun Challenge was held in 22 Signal swimming pool environment was heating up with the Regiments site 5 by 22SR Gym personnel. All of the Stafford supporter’s noises and slogans to cheer their team. This based soldiers, along with a few civilian workers, directly or lasted until the last event. indirectly participated in the event. The event itself was mixed with excitement, team work and will power in order to All of the events were completed at around 1150. Now, it was win the competition. The event’s main aim was to allow time for the result and everyone seemed to be curious about soldiers to have fun, encourage team spirit and make the their position. About 15 minutes later, one of the members event more challenging and exciting by wearing different from 252 Sqn, announced the result - 222 Sqn came first and types of fancy dress. the organising Sqn, 252, were announced as the runner up. After the results, the event was wrapped up with the prize giving by the CO of 22 Signal Regiment.

Visit to the GOSCC and Paradigm – by Sig Manoj

On 15 January 2014, members from 248 GSS went on a visit to the Global Operations and Security Control Centre (GOSCC) followed by a visit to ASTRIUM and SGS Colerne. The visit was directed by Capt Surendra (OC O Troop) and coordinated by Cpl Paras. The main aim of the visit was to educate detachment crews from all trades on the GOSCC and satellite ground station (SGS) by physically taking them to the location and letting them see what goes on behind the scenes whilst they are trying to establish communication on the ground. The visit was also designed to develop team bonding and experience an educational day out outside of normal work. Father Christmas and his helpers The team of 14 people arrived at the GOSCC at roughly 0945. We were received by YofS Graham Curtis who then led us to the main working area. There he talked us through what goes All of MoD Staffords personnel gathered inside the hanger of on a daily basis and their role. The seniors from our group site 5 at 0840. There was laughter and a lot of jokes being had many questions for him, mostly relating to Reacher. banded around when people began turning up in different Although the YofS informed us about many important facts, styles of fancy dress. Soon after, Staff Pun (SSI) briefed all the most important thing that I took away was how our the team members about the rules and the points system of

56 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 the event. There were 16 teams in total and there were 4 January 2014. All five Squadrons took part and competed in stations with 4 teams at each station. At each station there over the thirteen events for some vital additional points for were different events: potted sports, Santa rescue, mini the CO’s Cup competition. The events ranged from the usual obstacle course and the fun relay. individual and team events you may associate with an Olympic I was representing 248, ‘Team 2’. The event kicked off at swimming competition, to the odd. One event required the team to compete in a relay dressed in MTP that was then handed over at the end of each stage. Unfortunately for the smaller competitors the uniform belonged to the largest member of the team! The excitement was high due to a close competition throughout, and excitement grew thanks to LCpl ‘Evo’ Evans on the mic, showing off his natural talent as a sports commentator, even if more suited towards a chess match!

222 Signal Squadron were the overall champions of the day. The competition was planned by Sgt ‘Camel Back’ Grice and was hugely successful.

SUPPORT SQUADRON

OC Maj J Renshaw SSM WO2 (SSM) N Marshall

The SSM having his lunch This last period has seen the Sqn wind down after a challenging and busy exercise season. The Regiment participated in the usual festivities, giving the Sqn some time 0900. Our first station was the fun relay and we competed to consolidate and close down in the proper manner before against 222(2), and the RHQ team among others. Our team enjoying some much needed and hard earned rest over the came in 10th position overall. The event was fun but it was Christmas break. Upon returning from the stand-down the challenging to get points. Our second event was the gruelling Sqn found itself back up to normal running pace by NAAFI session or mini obstacle relay. The event itself was break with a push on ECI and Board of Officers preparations, challenging as well as being a bit risky in terms of safety. We in conjunction with RSIT and the BOWMAN 5.5 uplift, to name were not too concerned about the risk because more but a few tasks that have been tackled head on. importantly we wanted to be victorious! We managed to finish in quite a good time, giving us 4th position. The next With the Sqn well and truly back at normal operating level we station was potted sports, which was fun but again it was now look ahead to the next set of challenges consisting of hard to score points. We came in 4th position in this event as MATTs training, Pre-CLM as well as some basic soldiering and well. Finally we were on the last stand, Santa’s rescue. We AT. This next period will offer the Sqn a good opportunity to managed to come 5th this time. Overall the winner was 248 develop our soldiers and provide some first-rate preparation ‘Team 1’ and ‘Team 2’ came in 3rd position, although we tried for forthcoming career courses. On on! our best. Exercise SPARTAN HIKE 14 – by Sgt CS Parry Everyone thought the event was challenging, fun and best of all, everyone enjoyed it. Overall, the event was successful and After a month of intense physical training during the ARRC everyone got into the Christmas mood having taken part in exercises, and individual training over the Christmas period, the fun and games. six members of 22 Signal Regiment made the long haul to Serre Chevalier which is located in south east France. After 252 SIGNAL SQUADRON finally arriving after a very long drive, there was no time to rest. As we hit the slopes those who had skied before and OC Maj AB Arthurton those who hadn’t became evident. After a few hours of SSM WO2 (SSM) AP Williams eating snow and having the cold white stuff go in places that it really shouldn’t, the team started to get to grips with the RMAS Arms and Services Display day - by Sig Ray different techniques that we had practised on roller skis during the previous months. On 22 January 2014, a small group from 252 Signal Squadron deployed to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst to As one of only 3 teams with no preparation on snow prior to represent 22 Signal Regiment at the Arms and Services arriving for the competition, we knew we had our work cut Display. This day was aimed at the junior intake at RMAS, out. After a days training we went straight into the ‘classic’ with the aim of educating them in exactly what each events; the 5km cross country relay and the 15km individual. Regiment, and the Royal Signals in general, were responsible The 5km was fast and intense. LCpl Glasgow did well to stay for. The Officer Cadets were presented with a variety of on his feet in the Mass Start, which saw over 40 teams photo boards and equipment to demonstrate the varying compete for just 2 tracks. Following this shake out, we set trades and opportunities the Corps has to offer. The day was our sights on the 15km race the following day. The conditions led by Lt Cutting who was keen to share his new experiences were ideal and now we’d got to grips with ski waxing, we with the Officer Cadets and informing them about his role were prepared for the 432m total climb. With a collective within 252 Signal Squadron, supporting ARRC PHQ. It was a team time of 3hrs 54mins, we beat our 2 main rivals, who had very successful day, and hopefully the junior intake of RMAS as little experience as us on snow. will be better informed for their choice of arms. With a day turnaround before moving onto the Biathlon 22 Signal Regiment CO’s Swimming Competition - by Sig Ray events, we made the most of the opportunity, covering a fair distance in the morning before spending the afternoon on the 22 Signal Regiment held their annual inter-Squadron range. Our preparation paid off and in the 10km Biathlon swimming competition at Stafford Leisure Centre on 14 sprint, despite icy conditions, we beat both our rivals and only

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 57 just lost out to SUOTC by a matter of minutes on the 7.5km relay the day after.

The final event in the competition was the Military Patrol Race. This was a gruelling 20km tactical patrol/ski carrying SA80s consisting of two shoots. Our race preparation proved to be better than most teams, and we only just missed out on the maximum bonus during the GOCs inspection. This is where he tested the patrol’s knowledge of the scenario and scrutinised its turnout. The outward loop proved to be more of a tab than a ski at times, where our only option was to carry our skis along a narrow track in amongst waist high snow. Following this arduous ascent we appreciated the descent even more. Our joy was short lived as once we left the range we found that a combination of the snow warming up and the kick wax wearing off resulted in no grip left for the remaining 15km! Nonetheless we battled on, and on our th second visit to the range, we shot 5 best out of 44 teams Military patrol race before skiing the last descent to the finish. A combination of our good preparation, good shooting and a more even playing Considering the lack of time on the snow and the novice level field meant that we came 29th out of 46 teams. This meant of our team, we made a considerable effort towards our first we beat a handful of experienced teams, including 1 RIFLES, season at the divisional championships and look forward to 24 Cdo Engr Regt and 47 Regt RA! making a greater impact next season.

30th SIGNAL REGIMENT BRAMCOTE

CO Lt Col NM Stokoe OBE couple of training days did not provide a great deal of RSM WO1 (RSM) K Dade footage, apart from for the blooper reel as they were mainly spent getting our ski legs back and falling over…. A lot! Exercise SPARTAN HIKE/LIONS CHALLENGE 2014 – by Capt TM Collins After our 2 days training and registering the team, it was time for the competition to start and Ex SPARTAN HIKE 14 kicked For most the Div and Army Level Alpine Race Competitions off with the Seeding Giant Slalom. This race is designed to mark the culmination of the Alpine Ski Race Season, save ensure that a correct starting order, based on merit, is those who go on to the Combined Services Championships. established prior to the competition races starting.

For 30 Signal Regiment, our travels started a day earlier than The weather conditions brought mixed emotions, the sight of usual so that we could get out onto the snow for an extra heavy snowfall would usually fill us all with joy at the thought couple of days training before the competition started. So of masses of snow on and off the piste leading to some gnarly under the watchful eye of the seasoned Combivan-Tetris skiing conditions and plenty of fun to be had. However heavy Champion, LCpl Aaron Rouget, the van was packed up and we snowfall is not conducive to great racing conditions. Each left for Serre Chevalier, France on 10 Jan 14. morning an extended period of course preparation had to be done and the 150 or so racers slid the top layers of snow from Having implemented our driver rotation plan, we drove not only the racing line but from either side of the line so the through the night and arrived at 0730, unpacked and got our later runners would not find themselves powder skiing if they heads down ready to hit the slopes at 1100. It was then that strayed off the line. we found that out of the 4 members of the team, 3 of us had brought along GoPro cameras and a plan was hatched to 30 Signal Regiment achieved unprecedented success at Ex make a Royal Signals Alpine Racing Promo Video. Those first SPARTAN HIKE with Capt Tom Collins achieving a 2nd

LCpl Aaron Rouget pushing himself down the Giant Slalom at 30 Signal Regiment Ski Team at the Ex SPARTAN HIKE Prize the Div Champs Giving Ceremony

58 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Individual Combination result and the team, made up of the 14. Whilst not everybody deployed to Catterick, during the above named, 2Lt Jonny Gillespie, LCpl Aaron Rouget and Sig exercise there was plenty to do back in camp in the way of G1 Kyle Wheddon achieving a 2nd in the Midlands Region and a and G4 (ECH) support. The lads were seen to work hard and 3rd in the overall competition, a fantastic result. enjoy themselves by the OC Maj Gaz Greaves and WO2 (SSM) Jim Womble who enjoyed a trip out of the office to visit the The Regimental team went on to qualify for the Army troops; indeed it was good for many of the soldiers to enjoy Championships, Ex LIONS CHALLENGE, the only Royal Signals some time out of camp and experience the delights of some Unit to do so this year. This is where the competition level typical Catterick weather! increased even further and the selection was made for the R SIGNALS Corps Squad. Every member of the 30 Signal We say a number of farewells to Sqn members. The QM(A) Regiment team made it into a Corps Cat Suit and that is Maj Sean Kielty MBE leaves us on promotion to Lt Col and something that they should all be very proud of. heads to Blandford where he assumes command of HQ BGSU. We wish him all the very best and thank him for a job well done here in Bramcote. WO2 (RQMS) Martin Cope leaves us to enjoy a stint as SSM in Aldershot and the RAO Capt Jim Hicks MBE following a successful SPSI with greens across the board, leaves us for a sunshine tour in Gibraltar. Posted in, we welcome the new RQMS (T) WO2 (RQMS) McDougall – we wish you a pleasant and busy tour!

MSPGH Deployment on Exercise SWAN CONNECTION 14 – by WO1 (FofS) J Sigston

When the Regiment deployed on Ex SWAN CONNECTION they took the newly issued DII-LD equipment to put it through its paces. The TOT Capt Jim Healy decided that it might be a good idea if subject matter experts deployed with the Squadrons to give them some in-depth support, this being the Capt Tom Collins making his way down the Slalom course to first time anyone from Military Service Provider Group Home finish 8th at the Army Champs (MSPGH) had deployed outside of our warm, comfy purpose built building.

The Army Championships is always a fantastic experience, The names that were put in the frame to deploy were Cpl especially the Downhill event, there is nothing quite like Max Sila and LCpl Parminder Singh. The exercise went throwing yourself down the Luc Alphand, a former Olympic without a hitch and both JNCOs hurriedly returned to their Downhill course, at speeds in excess of 70mph to get your warm cosy hanger none the worse but slightly battle adrenalin pumping… not to mention a few 50p/5p moments! hardened!

If you are interested in Alpine Ski Racing in the Corps then I would suggest logging onto the Jimmys in Sport page on FaceBook for information, updates and some good photos. Also please approach your unit Alpine Skiing OIC and find the Corps Alpine Racing video on YouTube, just search for Royal Signals Alpine Promo.

The Royal Signals Alpine Ski Race Team 2014, consisting of 4 members of 30 Signal Regiment

SUPPORT SQUADRON

OC Maj G Greaves SSM WO2 (SSM) J Womble

Following a busy LSI and ECI period prior to Christmas, Support Squadron have been kept busy providing support to Cpl Sila helping LCpl Singh locate his keyboard the Field Squadrons, most recently on Ex SWAN CONNECTION

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 59 MT Deployment on Exercise SWAN CONNECTION 14 – by Cpl R Calladine

It’s been a while since 30 Signal Regiment MT organised a road move of 73 military vehicles to a distant exercise location, but during Ex SWAN CONNECTION we enjoyed the challenge of organising a Command Group vehicle line up and inspection on the Regimental Parade Square before releasing the various convoys led by their Packet Commanders. The MTWO SSgt ‘Ash’ Jackson was a little anxious from StartEx to EndEx, but it was clear to see that the knowledge and training given to the MT Dept, especially our new lads, was well invested as we got progressively better throughout the exercise ensuring we achieved our missions and tasks to the best of our ability. After the initial road moves, we were kept Cpl Brett Hughes recovers a Landrover to the adoration of the busy with resups and fuel replens. Sgt Rabin Gurung, Sgt passing public Ratna Tamang, Cpl Olly Myles and Cpl Richie Calladine enjoyed the opportunity to introduce some of our young Bramcote Swans’ Cycling Club – by Cpl R Calladine soldiers to their roles and responsibilities in the field. A big well done to Sig John Cunliffe, Sig John Shore and Sig Jake The mission of Bramcote Swans’ Cycling Club is to promote Applegate who all very recently arrived from RSS, as well as healthy living and enjoyment through cycling. We enjoy a Sig Dan Steele who has recently arrived from 16 Signal large following of both road and mountain bikers. The road Regiment and Sig Greg Dawes from 101 Logistic Brigade. bikers are led by Cpl Richie Calladine and Sig Mathew Thorpe who enjoy local 30-70 mile routes. The mountain bikers are led by WO2 (RQMS) Scott Tomblin and SSgt Tony Ingoe and regularly train at local trial centres. Both groups enjoy a variety of civilian and military races, as well as taking opportunities to raise money for charity on occasions. A number of our riders have recently attended courses that offer cycling coaching qualifications which benefits all our riders, especially the young talent that we see as future Corps and Army cycling champions. Following on from last year’s successful Inter Corps Road Race Series (ICRRS), hosted by Bramcote Swans’ Cycling Club, we look forward to hosting the event again, after a special request by the Head of British Army Cycling, and it is hoped that we remain competitive and achieve some credible results after some enjoyable training.

30 Sig Regt MT soldiers conducting replen duties

LAD Detachment on Exercise SWAN CONNECTION 14 – by SSgt (Art) J Marks

During Ex SWAN CONNECTION the LAD provided a Fitter Section to both 256 and 258 Signal Squadrons, with a ‘flying’ Fitter Section located at Wathgill Camp with ES Ops and Recovery. The Gods of mechanical engineering were smiling on us as only two vehicles broke down on the move between Bramcote to Catterick, both of which actually made it to Catterick Garrison and only fell short of getting to the training area. The Bramcote Swans pose for a quick photo prior to setting off The next two weeks provided a steady stream of work for the into the Warwickshire countryside LAD and despite the adverse weather conditions only one vehicle needed recovering when it slipped into a ditch on a narrow track. The road move back proved equally fortuitous 244 SIGNAL SQUADRON (AIR SUPPORT) as only one vehicle needed to be recovered after a charging fault. Cpl Brett Hughes, the Regiment’s Recy Mech, sprang OC Maj J Snelgrove into action on the side of the M1 and was overwhelmed by SSM WO2 (SSM) D Seymour the adoration of the passing public. As he hitched up the Landrover, he worked to a backdrop of whistling females and Exercise PASHTUN VORTEX - by LCpl P Dobson tooting horns. Overall the exercise was a success, and a great experience builder for some of our junior ranks. A select few members on Alpha Troop touched down in the sun soaked land of Jordan for Ex PASHTUN VORTEX Back in camp, the LAD is enjoying success in the Minor and commanded by Lt Becky Parkinson. The aim of the exercise Major Units’ Craftsmen Cup tournaments after reaching the was to provide CH47 both Mk 2 and Mk 4 pilots with quarter finals in both. environmental training and PDT in preparation for Op

60 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 HERRICK. 244 Signal Squadron (Air Support) deployed SIGNALS Trainees of Intake 2013 took place on Friday, 13 providing G2G and G2A communications across the training December 2013 at Gamecock Barracks, Bramcote. area, as well as providing restricted data back to the UK by means of Housekeeper equipment. We were lucky to have reasonable weather in comparison to the previous full rehearsal day where we were soaked On arrival at Jordan we were stripped of all military clothing through by the rain. All the VIPs, spectators, soldiers and and equipment before being whisked to the hotel via a their families across the Regiment were waiting eagerly to heavily armed military convoy. Despite this unnerving start, witness the parade which commenced at 1045. The parade the accommodation was excellent; Aqabas Moevenpick was a RSM, WO2 (SSM) Khagendrakumar Pun reported to the fantastic hotel. PT sessions on the beach were a firm parade commander, Capt Ganeshbahadur Gurung, Gurkha favourite; including diving off the jetty into a school of Adjutant who than waited for the arrival of the Colonel of the jellyfish and then frantically attempting to swim back to the Regiment. beach. The food was superb and the service at the hotel was faultless, if only every Army exercise was like this. Upon arrival, the Colonel of the Regiment Maj Gen N A W Pope CBE, took the salute from the parade commander. The trainees then march smartly forward in groups of three and took the oath by placing their hands on the Regimental Flag in the presence of the Colonel of Regiment, Commander QG SIGNALS, Lt Col N Stokoe and Gurkha Major, Maj Yambahadur Rana. This year Long Service and Good Conduct medals were presented to Sgt Nirakal Gurung and Sgt Netra Rai for their 15 years of loyal service. The Colonel of the Regiment and Gurkha Major then officially commissioned Capt Vishal Pun and Capt Rupkumar Gurung.

Although small in size, the QG SIGNALS Pipes and Drums put on an excellent display and kept everyone entertained throughout the parade. The Colonel of the Regiment gave an inspiring speech and welcomed all the new Trainees into the Regiment and congratulated them as well. He also wished them all the best for their new careers and said that they are the future of QG SIGNALS. The parade then concluded with the March Past in column of route by the attestation party who were later praised by all for their smart, swift and A Chinook ride over the Wadi Rum desert outstanding drill.

After a group photograph, Commander QG SIGNALS, Lt Col N Our rotations during the detachment revolved around Stokoe, announced the trade allocation result to the Trainees. Headquarters day and night shifts and the Rebro detachment The trade allocation was carried out purely on the basis of just over an hour’s drive away in the middle of the Wadi Rum individuals’ best performance and potential identified during desert. The hours were long and as you may imagine there’s Induction Training. This year, out of 22 Trainees, 9 were not much to do in a desert besides sunbathing, building selected as Communication System Engineers, 9 as sandcastles, working out, sleeping, fighting off the swarms of Communication System Operators and 4 as Royal Signals flies and complaining how cold the solar shower is. One Electricians. The day ended with delicious Gurkha Curry lunch week’s worth of American MRPs meant the hotel food was a in the Regimental gymnasium hall. welcome treat and being able to choose from one of its three pools, jacuzzis and the sea meant we were never short of a At the beginning of 2014, the Trainees will go to the Defence good soak session. School of Communications and Information Systems (DSCIS) Blandford for their respective trade courses. All of us here at Jordan is a fantastic place to visit if selected to go on Ex QG SIGNALS Pariwar wish them all the best for their future PASHTUN VORTEX, there is some fantastic scenery, excellent ahead. hotels and the work is interesting and to anyone wishing to come to 244 Signal Squadron, 30 Signal Regiment, this is just some of the stuff on offer as well as deployments to Tampa, Kenya (BATUK) and Op HERRICK. Other attractions to Jordan are the Wadi Rum desert if you fancy taking a horse/camel trek, and then there’s Petra, made famous by Indiana Jones as the final resting place of the Holy Grail. At the moment Jordan and Ex PASHTUN VORTEX remains a standing commitment of 244 Signal Squadron (Air Support) and hopefully I will have the chance to deploy again.

250 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj J Malcolm SSM WO2 (SSM) Sureshkumar Limbu

Attestation, LSGC Medal and Commissioning Parade 2013 – by Sgt Rajkumar Gurung

After successful completion of 9 months hard and arduous basic military training, followed by another 2 months Basic Capt Rupkumar Gurung being commissioned by the Colonel of Signalling Skills Phase the attestation parade for the 22 QG the Regt and the Gurkha Major

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 61 Falcon Training Advisory Team (FALTAT) Arnhem Battlefield briefs were captivating, with much of the detail enhanced Tour – by WO2 (YofS) Smith with fascinating facts and stories which either dispelled myths or provided an alternative perspective. On Saturday 1 February 2014 the FALTAT took time out of their hectic training schedule to visit Arnhem on a Battlefield Tour. The occasion was typically marked by a traditional team photo After an early start the team arrived in Arnhem and met up on the Arnhem bridge even though we were risking life and with the tour guide Nick Kelso, a History and Philosophy limb dodging the speeding cyclists and mopeds (which seem graduate from Lancaster University who now lives with his to be everywhere in Arnhem)! I think everyone on the FALTAT family in Holland. Nick has led many tours for guests all over gained something from the tour, it was a good experience the world including veterans and their families and lectured and very educational and I am sure SSgt (FofS) Matt Griffiths for the British Army. Typically the weather prior to the tour will have written a song about it by now. had been glorious and on the day of the tour the heavens opened. Luckily the team had come prepared less SSgt (FofS( 256 SIGNAL SQUADRON IS)) Jim Elkin who kept trying to steal the OC’s jacket and Nick who, as a seasoned tour guide, turned up with a crisp OC Maj J King packet for a coat. SSM WO2 (SSM) J McMahon

The tour began at the initial DZs where the were Six Months in the Life of Bravo Troop – by Sig Smith dropped off to secure the bridges and towns along the Allied axis of advance. Despite the horrendous weather, and being We have enjoyed a frantic 6 month period in Bravo Troop, chased by bulls, our tour guide soldiered on and told us the throughout which the Troop’s role has been to provide secure story in chronological order from 17 September 1944 onwards. communications for JTFHQ (Joint Task Force Headquarters) We stopped off at key sites around Arnhem and Oosterbeek as part of an OLRT (Operational Liaison and Reconnaissance including the memorial, bridges, the Commonwealth War Team). An OLRT can sustain anything from 5-12 personnel, Graves Cemetery, the Westerbauwing, finishing at the little including up to 3 J6 Staff and 2 CS Ops from the Troop. church with the tree of hope. The Regiment recently deployed on Ex SWAN CONNECTION We managed to take a break for lunch at the Schoonord cafe, 14 to Catterick. This saw the Troop deliver the initial CIS the number 1 Airborne pub in Oosterbeek, where we tasted footprint for EEHQ (Early Entry Headquarters) and JTFHQ the culinary delights of aptly named menu. The OC Capt Mick (Joint Task Force Headquarters). Extra tasks included O’Hara, had a ‘Red Devil’ sandwich and Sgt Pramod Gurung conducting Recce’s alongside delivering IET (Initial Entry had an ‘Urquart’ sandwich. We were able to spend an hour at Training) to our new sister Troop from 258 Sig Sqn. the Hartenstein museum which was a bonus, as they have just recently extended and added an extra floor. A poignant Recently, the team deployed to the to assist with moment was seeing the Military Cross awarded to the Brigade humanitarian aid after the devastating typhoon Yolanda hit. Major Tony Hibbert of the 1st Parachute Brigade that he had Here the 3 Operators worked alongside a large OLRT Team given to the museum in commemoration of the countless from PJHQ. Furthermore, LCpl John Randall deployed to Dutch civilians and military colleagues that had risked or given Bangkok, Thailand for just over a week after deploying their lives to help him escape. This was all articulated in a alongside Sig Harling on Op NEWCOMBE. very emotional letter that is also on display in the museum. Sig Hobson deployed to Tunisia for a week, thoroughly As the rain thankfully relented in the afternoon and we were enjoying his first Bravo Troop deployment, (as did I on my first able to enjoy the scenery and the rest of the tour without deployment alongside Sig Meade). Sig Small and Cpl Walton getting completely soaked, especially Sgt Wood’s blue suede have both been heavily involved in deployments related to shoes! Nick, our tour guide, was extremely good at adding the situation in . the personal touch to the tour by adding relevant stories that he had collected from veterans in addition to his extensive Throughout the year, the Troop has seen a plethora of research. Knowing we were Royal Signals he also did a good deployments and certainly gained valuable experience and job of promoting Esprit de Corps by ending his site briefs with training benefit that are rarely seen outside of the Special “and this is where the Royal Signals played a vital role in the Forces environment. battle”. This was usually quickly followed by “If the QGS had of been here…...” from SSgt Chandra Gurung. The guide’s Now that Bravo Troop is under the Command of its new Troop Commander, 2Lt Will Thorogood, 299 veteran SSgt

Sig Harling in the OLRT Ops Room in the role of OC’s Tac The FALTAT on the Arnhem Bridge Signaller on Ex SWAN CONNECTION

62 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Osborn and veteran Sgt Snoz Davies, we are moving forward in our role as communications support to the OLRT capability.

258 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj L Kelly SSM WO2 (SSM) S Watson

Re-subordination from 3 (UK) Division Headquarters and Signal Regiment to 30 Signal Regiment – by Maj L Kelly

The Squadron has seen a number of busy and turbulent years during which it has belonged to 30 Signal Regiment, 52 Brigade Headquarters and 3 (UK) Division Headquarters and Signal Regiment. On 1 January 2014 the Squadron rejoined 30 Signal Regiment, now co-locating it with the Regimental Headquarters in Gamecock Barracks, Bramcote.

The Squadron have recently returned from POTL after a successful tour in Afghanistan. Revitalised from this leave, they now prepare to assume the role of JTFHQ2, delivered, at readiness, by 2015.

As expected, there has been a turnaround of manpower following the tour. The OC, Maj Alex Senneck has departed, and he is wished all the best at Army Headquarters. He has been replaced by Maj Lyndsey Kelly. Also new to the team is the Squadron Ops Officer, Capt Rich Wall. Good luck to Lt Stuart Keenan who has departed for Blandford to head up the recently re-established Corps Recruiting Team.

There are a number of challenges facing the Squadron in 2014, namely re-adjusting from training and operating in the Souter Force Protection and Transport Company role to accepting and training on emerging ICS capabilities in our new contingent role. Busy lives ahead, with a few “look forwards to” including a March Skiing expedition, a summer sailing opportunity and CT1 and CT2 training in the UK and Cyprus. Lt Gen Baxter inspects the troops on parade

Kabul ICS Troop Return from Op HERRICK – by LCpl Watson of very high readiness alongside 256 Signal Squadron. With the Squadron having a new role it was only right that with After LCpl Steven Jackson had said his final goodbyes to the that came a new OC Sqn, and it was yet another goodbye to Staff of HQ ISAF, it was left to Sgt Scott Randall and Cpl Maj Alex Senneck and welcome to Maj Lyndsey Kelly. Michelle Watson to find a way home for the 24 soldiers who had to patiently wait around in Kabul international Airport. The new year came around faster than anyone would have Eventually we arrived back at Bramcote for a hectic week of liked and all of a sudden it was as if we were never away. “get outside we have medals parade at the end of the week SSgt Tracey Fairbairn’s head was on fire as she rapidily which we need to practice for” brrrr – welcome home Kabul attempted to get her new Troop ready to roll out of the door ICS Troop! The rain held off for the parade and the official on exercise in the Operational Liaison and Reconnaisance adoption of 258 Signal Squadron from 3 (UK) Division Team role. Everyone had hit the ground running for 2014 as Headquarters and Signal Regiment to 30 Signal Regiment admin orders, exercises, AT and courses were being flung took place. 258 Signal Squadron are now to take on the role around in every office.

32nd SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) GLASGOW

CO Lt Col Rennie-Smith serious injuries that day. I never thought that standing up in a RSM WO1 (RSM) King pair of skis could be so difficult.

Exercise NORTHERN GEO IV - by Pte Jane Davies Day 2 we went to Kirchdorf. Here we advanced to the blue slopes which were more challenging as they were As a first time skier, the week was a plethora of emotions. considerably steeper; although there were nursery aged We started off Day 1 on a nursery slope at St Jakob in Tyrol, children racing past us down the slopes who seemed fearless. Austria. The first hour was spent mostly horizontal, and the I was not convinced and felt like I was on the summit of only skiing going on was backwards. The first day ended well Mount Everest. Luckily I had our instructor, Cpl Andy Cole, to though, as I was still relatively in one piece despite having help me down and he introduced me to tandem skiing. crashed through a fence and into a bench. I was just glad to have the protection of the helmet, as it prevented some Days 3 and 4 gave us the opportunity to improve even further

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 63 on Steinplatze which was higher, beautiful and there was lots received helped to improve my technique and my confidence. of fresh snow to cushion the falls. The entire group became By the last day I was happy to ski down red and black runs in more confident during the two days there. We received deep snow with fresh snow falling all the time to make excellent instruction and the nice wide pistes helped us to navigation and route planning difficult. Hard work, but great feel more confident and competent by the end of Day 4. Cpl fun, and I am looking forward to returning next year to Shantel Doyle joined our group too and was also very helpful develop further and attempt some cross country skiing. to myself. Stuart Kimsey was very helpful in translating the menus too.

We spent Days 5 and 6 at Fieberbrunn, consolidating what we had learnt. We also joined up with the Intermediate group during this time, and WO2 Andy Medley gave us some more instruction. Capt Paul Knight and the rest of the Intermediate group, who were Ghurkhas from 2 Sig Regt, were off skiing, who were all fearless. By now we had all mastered the chairlifts, and on Day 6 we had a free ski, were the more confident went off in their own groups.

We also enjoyed some varied après ski with Phil Fluck taking us to a karaoke bar where all the instructors took their turn on the mic. The accommodation was great too. The training was hard and we were all pushed hard and out of the comfort zone. The group bonded well and there was many laughs, with everyone treated the same no matter what their rank.

By the end of the week I was skiing down red slopes and had learnt how to stop without hitting a tree, fence or another The Intermediates Group skier. This was a major achievement for me. I also didn’t want to go home. The week was really well organised and 40 () SIGNAL SQUADRON everyone looked out for one another. The week taught me a lot about myself and was an invaluable character building OC Maj Sam Burgess experience that I hope to repeat soon. SSM WO2 (SSM) Glenn Campbell

33 (LANCASHIRE) SIGNAL SQUADRON (V) Final MATTS Sweep Up 17- 19 Jan 14

OC Maj R Paterson Despite the cold chill from the north coast onto Magilligan SSM WO2 (SSM) Jolliffe Training area, the first training weekend in Jan 14 saw a large attendance from the Squadron at the annual scramble to Exercise NORTHERN GEO IV - the Intermediate Skiier complete MATTs training before the end of the training year. 40 Signal Squadron members rocked up with full CEFO on the When asked if I could ski, I replied that I have skis, and I have weekend of 17 Jan in order to face a jam packed weekend of skied, but not for about 6 years when I spent a few winters in training organised by SSgt Ricky George. and New England. When we were sorted out into groups, I was placed in the Intermediate group, which The Padre delivered MATT6 (Equality and Diversity) shortly consisted of those who had skied in the past, but did not have after arriving at the centre. Obligatory test sheets were advanced abilities. The group ability ranged from doing a one passed out and kicked off an interesting debate probing many week AT expedition last year, to those who had been able to diverse issues affecting the Army today. Some of the ideas ski but a long time ago. We all needed a day or two to find being suggested were not exactly out of the text book of the our feet. Unfortunately, the conditions were not ideal for the E&D. However the complex analysis of ethics was well first two days. There was very little snow cover which made discussed amongst all. skiing difficult and falling painful. This knocked the confidence of some, but we persevered. At the end of Day 2, The main day of activities began on Saturday with BCD MATTs as we were leaving the piste, it started to snow and continued update brief and a somewhat old fashioned video looking at snowing fairly consistently for the remainder of the exped. CIED training, which brought the message home of the threat pretty well using a montage of explosions from various With the improved snow conditions, I saw marked theatres of operations. improvements in my own abilities and confidence. I was certainly not the fastest in the group, but I concentrated on Then the fun really started, a chilly wind greeted us for the improving my technique. We skied on three resorts over six PFA. For 2LT Dan Cognolato, as the new subaltern in the days which prevented anyone from gaining familiarity with Squadron, this was not the time to look bad in front of the the runs. I also realised that a red or black run on one resort troops....Luckily he fared well in both push ups and sit ups was not the same as a red or black run on another. Just as I tests and came in third in his run assessment. One of the thought I was getting to grips with these runs, we changed things he took away from his time at Sandhurst was very location and the red runs became more difficult! Everyday simple - don’t do poorly on a PFA with your troops! saw higher and steeper runs which pushed me further than I would have attempted had I been on a skiing holiday. Every The afternoon was rounded off with 3 stands; BCDT with Sgt time I got of a ski lift and saw the stunning scenery with the Glenn Adair, CBRN with LCpl Duke Hazard and live firing (for clouds below me and clear blue skies above, I was also aware the first time RCO) WO2 (SSM) Glenn Campbell. Coming up that there was a long, steep way down again. Once I set off, to live firing 2Lt Cognolato said he was nervous. It had been a though, all that intrepidation disappeared. while since he had shot, even though he used to be a good shot and wasn’t sure if it was like riding a bike. Thankfully By the end of the week, I was skiing at a much higher after the SSM’s reminder brief on marksmanship principles, it standard than I was six years before. The instruction I all came flooding back and his grouping was fairly good.

64 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 which was conducted in the Ripon local area organised and controlled by the Sqn ops team.

Friday night’s pre-deployment preparation proved to be a battle against the elements as the Darlington ARC (ARC being the word), was battered by high winds and a relentless pounding by heavy rain. Un-phased, the troops loaded up and embarked on the hour long journey to Ripon’s Deverall Barracks, however, SSgt Fletcher seized the opportunity to conduct a driver conversion with LCpl Walton. Suddenly the trip seemed like the slowest journey in the world…..ever. Once arrived, the troops were issued their accommodation; Sig Cocker won the enthusiasm prize due to his extremely excited response to having a sink in his room, for reasons unknown to us.

Saturday’s sunny but windy start proved perfect conditions to conduct the pre-exercise PACEX. Two of our newly qualified advanced signallers, Cpl Copeland and Sig ‘Sniffer’ Roberts 2Lt Dan Cognolato on magazine filling proved their worth by guiding the troops through the testing of Bowman equipment to ensure all in working order. On Saturday, having attended a 38 (I) Bde Comd meeting that morning, the OC Maj Gordon Stevenson ended the day with a The troops deployed into the surrounding countryside “straight off the press” update regarding the future of the practising mobile communications and map reading. Their Reserves in Northern Ireland – more change!, With the days main aim was to recce an area that would accommodate a training finished, the Magilligan DCCT was provided for the Bowman detachment. Once they had found a suitable area soldiers to conduct up to date scenarios and Operational the operators sent the details to one of the other Theatre shoots. detachments which would occupy the found area. Each operator was assessed on voice procedure and their siting Sunday was rounded off with an AFT, taken by the Sqns PTI’s considerations and then supplied with the ‘DS’ solution. Once Cpl Artie Holland, Cpl John Colgan and LCpl Serena Murray. all of the sites had been visited, the crews made their way Everyone put in a superb effort, with some great team spirit back to camp. The less experienced crew members then and encouragement. Law of Armed Conflict lesson followed received a lesson on maintenance of the detachment log taken by the Squadron’s 2IC Capt Derek Irvine. Again there book. Safe to say that all training objectives were achieved was some interesting takes on the Geneva Convention with until Sig ‘Obelix’ Shield unwittingly demonstrated his strength good interaction from the troops. The final MATT navigation by pulling the lock off the accommodation door, whilst trying of the weekend was taken by SSgt Ian Palmer and then it was to turn it. time for the Squadron’s fantastic G4 team to get stuck in and turn it all around, led by SQMS SSgt Dave Thomas and his Sunday’s miserable dawn was the backdrop to the camp clean team Cpl James Smart and LCpl Barry Kelly. up prior to travelling back to Darlington. Vehicles washed by the crews and later inspected by our newly promoted Troop A very tiring but productive weekend and a lot of grit and Commander Capt Hunter then off to Cpl Copeland’s space determination shown in the physical events. A note of thanks wave lesson, which included a few slight of hand magic tricks to our chef LCpl Danna Jamision who was missing her mucker capped the weekend off nicely. and thanks to Sgt Wendy Cush whom readily volunteered for a job not relished by many in support of our chef. 51 (SCOTTISH) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj Penny Mell SSM WO2 (SSM) Andy Tochel

Recruiting Activities – by LCpl Sinclair

2Lt Dave MacDonald, LCpl Marc Carr and LCpl Peter Sinclair are the recruiters for 51 Signal Squadron HQ based in with SSgt Davie Mackenzie and Sgt Vidya Nursimiloo carrying out this role at our Troop location in East Kilbride. They are responsible for planning and organising recruitment events for their respective locations and taking an active role in recruiting with other Reserve and Regular colleagues during Op FORTIFY in the Edinburgh and South Lanarkshire areas. They have been ably assisted by the Regular Recruiting Support Team (RST) from 2 Signal “The thin orange line” Regiment in York.

50 (SCOTTISH) SIGNAL SQUADRON On Tuesday 11 Feb the team held their second open evening in Edinburgh where they invite anyone showing an interest in OC Maj Brad Hogg joining the Sqn to come along. These evenings are proving SSM WO2 (SSM) Paul Standing very successful with a total of 15 people attending both events. The drill hall is set up with various stands showing Exercise TEES TROT 2014 - by Sgt Jonathon Millington equipment, weapons, rations, PT and adventure training activities. There are also a variety of presentations given by Exercise TEES TROT was a Squadron training weekend which both the Squadron recruiting team and the ROSWO, WO2 consolidated CIS skills, deployment drills and radio recces Billy Henderson. The feedback from members attending the

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 65 events has been very positive with most being impressed by made the walking conditions hazardous, so only a few hardy the positive way in which we promote the Army Reserve. individuals continued with their summit attempt of Breariach - the weather so bad we went man down within the first few Recruiting has taken a really high priority over the last few meters of the walk when 2Lt McDonald took a tumble months as we attempt to increase our numbers to meet the seconds after leaving the accommodation! The rest of us requirements of the new Reserve Forces structure. It will used this as an opportunity to practice our navigation skills, continue to do so for the foreseeable future and hopefully which for some of us were a little rusty. That being said, this current trend will continue. We have recently updated collectively we managed to navigate ourselves into Aviemore our picture boards and displays with LCpl Marc Carr becoming town centre for a quick dram in the name of the great Bard. the new “Face” of the Sqn. The evening’s activities were dominated by the Burns Supper. After SSgt MacKenzie piped in the haggis, SSgt Forbes gave his “Address to a Haggis,” where there were a lot of confused facial expressions from our southern colleagues who couldn’t understand our native Scots tongue. Cpl MacDonald then gave his rendition of the “immortal memory,” which lasted an eternal lifetime! That being said, I think everyone learned something new about the life of Burns – his military career, for example where he enlisted in the Army as a volunteer. A comical “A Toast to the Lassies” was given by Sgt McLaughlin, before a witty reply was given by Sig Behrendt, ending the formality of the Burns Supper. We spent the remainder or the evening socialising in the Mess and laughing at the antics of LCpl Rodger, who managed to squeeze himself inside a Christmas tree. This was a great weekend, and I look forward to next year.

LCpl Carr - ‘the Face’

Exercise NORTHERN FROLIC, 31 Jan to 02 Feb 14 – by Sgt Nursimiloo

This was a field deployment exercise in Dechmont Trg Area at the end of January 14. FROLIC is a low level exercise which validates the core functionality of the Sqn and improves operator knowledge.

This was a excellent training package which gave the opportunity for those newly joined the unit to learn about the equipment to get more in depth training, and those already Winter AT at Aviemore trained to refresh their own skills.

The Ex included working with CST detachments and Bowman SPSI Farewell platforms, from detachment loading, deployment, establishing communications, SOPs, closedown/movement The Squadron would like to wish SSgt Mark Reay every and detachment maintenance. The weather was miserable, success for the future on his departure to 50 Signal Squadron, but this did not dampen spirits and morale was high. also part of our Regiment, to allow him to work within commutable distance of his home and family. SSgt Stu Reid On Saturday night the females were treated by Capt Jane our PSI (T) will be filling both posts until a replacement is sent Chisholm to a pamper session, in which a few got nails to us by Glasgow. painted and beauty packages carried out. The boys were entertained by a “not so quiet” games night 52 (SCOTTISH) SIGNAL SQUADRON

SaBRE attended on the Sunday to give a brief on employer OC Maj Jim McNaught engagement and what they can do to assist both the reservist SSM WO2 (SSM) Sam Parke and the employer. This event had a really good attendance and a lot learned by all. We look forward to the next When SSgt Smith suggested that water gorging would be instalment/deployment which will be Ex NORTHERN TROT. good AT I wasn’t really convinced. As this was supposed to be a team building event I was told it would be a rewarding Adventure Training Weekend – by LCpl Aitken challenge.

The winter adventure training (AT) weekend is always one of On Sat 8 February we set off from Carlisle castle, each person the highlights of the training year - as well as a packed AT with their own expectations. On arrival somewhere in the package, the Squadron holds an annual Burns Supper in Lake District with snow on the ground and high winds I lost memory of the great Bard. In addition, this year the Squadron my sense of humour. As we suited up into our safety was joined by Glasgow University Officer Training Corps equipment, checking to make sure it was all secure we looked (UOTC) providing fresh faces and an opportunity to mingle. over the bridge to see where our first challenge would be. The planned AT package consisted of a walking a gruelling 13 mile stretch of the Lairig Ghru, which is situated near The first of our tasks was to abseil down the side of a fast Rothiemurchus lodge in Aviemore – our home for the flowing waterfall. For some this proved a difficult task as they weekend. However the weather on the Saturday morning had never attempted anything like this before and at just over

66 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 a 100ft it was quite tasty. In true signallers spirit though all those taking part rose to the challenge. This task was completed although some looked more professional than others. This was quickly followed by a short swim then a small descent ending in a backwards fall into a cold pool of fast flowing water. All the participants now thoroughly soaked, were reminded to keep moving to ensure they kept warm, although WO2 Brown didn’t seem to find this the case as he enjoyed swimming in the pool a little too much.

The next task set sent laughter around the troops as Pte Davies lost one of her trainers and our instructor Dan from Northern Outdoors had to grab it as it continued down the river without her. As much as we tried to be professional doing this we just looked like upside down turtles! Jumping from a tree branch about 10 feet high into the rocky waters below or sitting backwards and falling from this position was a challenge. We continued downstream till our last challenge, the stepping off of a ragged edge to a 15 foot drop into a deep pool below; this proved too much for one of our group. All of the challenges set tested our courage and ability to step out of our comfort zone and face some of our fears to which we did everyone showed what they were made of.

Meanwhile……

A motley crew led by the OC Maj Jim McNaught walked along Hadrians Wall from Housesteads Roman Fort to Birdoswald in very windy conditions which made the walk all the more interesting. The heavy rain had made many stretches of the walk hazardous under foot with every member of the team testing the padding in their walking trousers at some stage. The motley crew stroll on WO2 Colin Richie kept everyone amused by somehow being the butt of most jokes whilst SSgt Jim Gillan soon realised holding a flag of St George for the England-Scotland Rugby that maybe the decision to wear trainers was not a good one. match later that day. For some reason they all said no and Everyone was surprised to see just how steep the terrain was threatened to throw Capt Steve Erskine over the wall instead. on the Scottish Side, especially when a media crew from O2 wanted the largely Scottish contingent to stand on the wall, Overall a very successful weekend.

37th SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) REDDITCH

CO Lt Col Cairns TD Beasley-Wood, Sig Alderson, Sig Lennon, Sig Hussain and for RSM WO1 (RSM) Moore the females: Capt Sewell, SSgt Smith, LCpl Hughes and LCpl Bellamy. 2014 has started extremely well and the Regt remains as busy as ever. The Regt has maintained a high level of support to UK Ops, with Defence Resilience Training at Lynton-on-Ouse and more recently, the flooding situation which has seen Reservists mobilised on HRR. Whilst military training has been ongoing with MATTs weekends and Trade Camps; the Regt has managed to fit in skiing in the Alps and participation in Corps Cross Country and Football competitions. Congratulations to the Cross Country team who finished in the medals and to Maj Graham Smith on promotion and assumption of command at 53 Sqn, .

Royal Corps of Signals Cross Country Championships - by LCpl Hughes

On Wednesday 22 Jan 14, members from 37 Sig Regt arrived at to take part in the Corps Cross Country Championships. 37 Signal Regiment Cross Country Team The recent weather made for a muddy, slippery course, up and over the Kiwi and Beacon Hill; the course consisted of a The race started with the females all lined up on the running combination of grass, mud and gravel tracks. The track of Picton Barracks for a once round, before we headed competitors: SSgt Brooks, SSgt Milton, Sgt Gilbert, LCpl out onto the hills of the surrounding area. Five minutes later

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 67 the males lined up on the track for their turn. The females We all took turns to cook for each other throughout the stay had 4 miles and the males 6 miles ahead of them and after and safe to say that the higher the rank, the worse the cook!! 40ish minutes of everyone running through muddy puddles One of the days, which came as a surprise to many, was fancy and some cheeky hills, we were back at the finish line before dress on the slopes! This ranged from a leprechaun, a red we knew it. power ranger, sumo wrestler, a priest, a rein deer, a polar bear, an emu, to name just a few.

Everyone enjoyed themselves as the skiing, social and team building elements worked extremely well. This was WO2 (YofS) Scouse Lloyds last days skiing in the Regular Army, his posing, style and jolly japes will be missed for a short time until he joins the Corps as a veteran Reservist.

The sun shone throughout our stay, and the snow stayed in good condition, a great time was had and a few bruises were gained. Roll on next year.

37 Signal Regiment Female Team: Minor Unit Winners

All competitors did well, with Sig Lennon of 48 Sig Sqn WO2 (YofS) Scouse Lloyd (Front) on top of the mountain picking up the runners up award for the junior males and the Female Team who won the Minor Units Team Award; congratulations to Capt Sewell, SSgt Smith, LCpl Hughes and LCpl Bellamy. 36 (EASTERN) SIGNAL SQUADRON

Exercise DRAGON SORBET – Skiing in the French Alps OC Maj K Humphries - by SSgt Abbot SSM WO2 (SSM) WO2 K Elliott

The Regtl Skiing trip was an experience not to be forgotten; 36 Signal Squadron Open Evening 11 Feb 14 whilst we we’re all different levels of skiers and ranks, we all - by LCpl Hughes (RRMT) mixed in together and got stuck in. There were 16 of us staying in the chalet in the village of Nancroix, in the French 36 Sig Sqn held an Open Evening at their Army Reserve Centre Alps, where we skied on the massive ski area of Les Arcs. (ARC), with a good turnout of interested people and lots that wanted to join by the end of the night. Multiple stands were The group was split into 2 teams at the start and sent all over on offer for all to view and all the way over from Germany, we the mountain to improve their skiing techniques, however this had the Op FORTIFY Regular Support Team (RST) from 16 Sig ended up in many failed attempts and crashes it must be said. Regt who were here for the week to assist our recruiting The Ski Foundation 2 group smiled while going downhill, but effort. made some choice comments when having to go up hill! The choice of stands ranged from 1914 war period to our modern equipment. Colchester Town Watch, who provide Colchester town with a ceremonial guard unit (a re-enactment team), Weapons, Communication Equipment, .22 Range and on the big screen with a PowerPoint movie of all 36 Sig Sqn exercises over the past few years. All finished off with a Ghurkha curry provided by LCpl Sunuwar (36 Signal Squadron RLC Chef).

16 Sig Regt RST supported the evening by mixing with the public and potential recruits, talking about their own experiences from Harrogate through to Op HERRICK deployments. During their time here at Colchester the RST has canvassed the local catchment area, advertising the Open Evening and raising the profile of the Sqn ARC. Fancy Dress day at Les Arcs

68 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 against us, we eventually gained the necessary permission to setup and under the cover of darkness we erected all our tentage ready for the Comms Ex in the morning. We all then moved to our accommodation, where I discovered that the RAF transit rooms were bigger and better than my SSSA.

The next morning we moved out to the Dets and set up the Bantam and REEBOK equipment ready for the groups of Staff Officers that streamed through steadily all morning and the demo seemed to be a success. At around 1500hrs we were given the all clear to tear down and with the speed of a startled gazelle, we managed to get the kit packed and lined up ready for our return to . The return journey was uneventful apart from discovering Krispy Kreme mince pie doughnuts!

The event went well despite a few hiccups and the Staff Officers learnt more about our capability which was our aim, so overall on our part we were successful.

53 (WALES & WESTERN) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj G Smith

WW1 Weapon Display courtesy of Colchester Town Watch Global MATTs 03 - by SSgt James

Other 36 Sig Sqn News The 3rd of four MATT weekends was run by 53 Sig Sqn in Cardiff, over the period 10-12 Jan 14. There was a good turn Recent attestations have included Sig Fox who has just out from all 4 Squadrons within the Regt with a total of 48 completed his Alpha Cse and Pte Shenbote as a re-joiner, Army Reserves taking their annual tests. having only recently left the Regulars as an AGC clerk. We have also seen Sig Creasey, Sig Gibbs, and Sig Vigor recently The weekend was supported by the use of 1 Rifles 25m range complete their Class 3 Trade Training which is great news. at Beachley Barracks and Bdr Williams from 104 RA as a CBRN instructor. Saturday morning saw the testing of BCD, LF3 and A good start to 2014 with 6 recent applications looking to join CBRN with a round robin session. Once this was complete, the Army Reserve; taking our total that attend the nurturing we stopped for a spot of light lunch (delivered by SQMS Ali evenings on a Tuesday, to 18 individuals. Nash MBE), and enjoyed the very rare sunshine that was booked for the weekend. After lunch we moved to Cearwent 48 (CITY OF BIRMINGHAM) SIGNAL SQUADRON Trg area for an enjoyable walk around the perimeter fence, before moving back to the Army Reserve Centre in Cardiff for OC Maj S Cherry the evening meal. A spot of Map Reading and CIED followed SSM WO2 (SSM) Potts and once the testing was completed for the day, we all enjoyed a soft drink or two in the Sqn bar. Defence Commitment to Resilience (Demo at Lynton-on- Ouse) - by SSgt Cooper SPSI Sunday morning V&S was delivered by the SVWO WO1 Proffitt and LOAC by Maj Cherry which was a refreshing change from 48 Sig Sqn were tasked with deploying its REEBOK leaving the CFT until Sunday morning. Once all the testing detachment to RAF Linton-on-Ouse on 10 Dec 13, to was complete, all departed for their respective Army Reserve demonstrate the comms capability that the Army Reserve in Centres. The weekend went well and was enjoyed by our Regt could provide in support of UK Ops. As the everyone that took part. deployment was midweek, finding a crew for the detachment was proving to be as difficult a task as ever, but in the end, a combination of Reserve and Regular staff were corralled. We rolled out of our picture postcard location (Army Reserve Centre of Sparkbrook) at 1100hrs, and were immediately faced with the prospect of negotiating a Man SV and Daf with FEPS through central Birmingham traffic at lunch time (the drivers needed Jedi like reflexes). The drive was slow and long as our destination was virtually in Scotland and noticeably, the further north we went, the colder it got.

We arrived at RAF Linton-on-Ouse where we met up with members from 36 Sig Sqn and 10 Sig Regt. We then announced our arrival at the guardroom where nobody had any idea who we were or even why we were there! Fortunately WO2 (YofS) Scottie Wilson arrived and through the magic of Vodafone, managed to discover where the briefings were taking place and after discussion with the briefing team we were given our location to setup. Despite the fact that a recce had been done the week before and things agreed, there was no clearance to use the piece of land we were on and our vehicles churned up the nice soft grass (insert angry RAF Officer here). Despite the many factors The 25m range at Beachley Barracks

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 69 Bike Challenge - by SSgt Ali Nash MBE If you would like to donate to this charity please go to www. justgiving.com/Ali-Nash On 2 Feb 14 SSgt Ali Nash MBE from 53 (Wales and Western) Signal Squadron started his 890 mile Bike Challenge around Day 7 The Final Push – Cardiff to Chepstow and an 0500hrs Wales, in Aid of “Papyrus - Prevention of Young Suicide.” start with only 106 miles between me and the finish. The heavens had opened up again, so back on with the It started a few months prior to the challenge. I was thinking waterproofs and off I headed to Chepstow, with a real spring how I could celebrate my ½ century. A few years ago, with in my step now as I knew I had only half of a day of riding and others in the Sqn I organised a charity walk for Papyrus and my challenge was completed. Chepstow was getting closer saw the outstanding work done for the “Prevention of Young by the hour and surprisingly I started to feel a bit low, as I did Suicide”. So I decided to combine them both to raise money not want it to end. There had been so many highs and lows, and awareness of Papyrus and to celebrate my birthday. but like all good things they must come to the end sooner or later. Just after 1300hrs I was at Chepstow Castle with my Day 1 The Bike Challenge started at 2200hrs on Sunday 2 Feb transport waiting for me to take me back to Cardiff to 14 with a 6 hour drive to my start point in Chester. I got my celebrate my 50th birthday. bike out of the van, sorted myself out, warm kit on, lights on and off I set, heading for Caernarfon via Rhyl, Llandudo and Bangor. After 12 hours in the saddle and 115 miles behind me I was at my B&B and still dry!

Day 2 0500hrs start and the heavens opened with rain and gales of up to 100 mph forecast. I put on my waterproofs and off I went, around Anglesey and Holly Head with the weather so harsh that the sightseeing was limited to say the least. Back on the mainland I was heading around the Lleyn Peninsula towards Porthmadog. Fourteen hours and 130 miles later, I have never been so happy to see a Travel Lodge.

Day 3 A late start as I set off at 0800hrs (which I regretted later), heading to Aberystwyth via Dolgellau, Machynlleth (135 miles). Dolgellau to Machynlleth is only 9 miles, yet it took me over 3 ½ hours as the wind and rain were horrendous. I was averaging less than 3 mph, blown off my bike, not once, but twice, followed by a puncture and a snapped bike pannier. To add to more frustration, I found out my bike computer was not waterproof, so most of the day I was pedalling with no record of how far I had travelled; so it was back to basic’s with map out and guesstermation. I finally got to Aberystwyth at 2215hrs and had learnt again, that the only thing that is waterproof is your skin!!!! SSgt Ali Nash MBE at the Finish in Chepstow

Day 4 The longest day both in distance and time in the saddle. Learning from yesterday’s experience, I set off at 54 (WORCESTERSHIRE) SUPPORT SQUADRON 0400hrs on another wet and windy day, wearing wet and cold kit from yesterdays Jolly’s. Today I was heading to Tenby via OC Maj C Quincey Fishguard, St David’s Head, Haverfordwest, and Milford SSM WO2 (SSM) M Evans Haven. The weather was against me for much of the morning and fatigue started to kick in, so around 11 am I decided to The festive season bought in plenty of cheer for 54 Sqn. stop for a good rest and had a full “Welsh Breakfast”. I December started with a “James Bond” themed social event departed St David’s Head just after lunch and the wind had planned and executed in style by the function’s committee. changed direction. It felt good that the wind was pushing me along for a change and I was soon at Haverfordwest, so I The Squadron managed a good turn out for a Christmas CO’s decided to push onto Milford Haven. I arrived just before challenge; a series of competitive command tasks followed a 1700hrs, a quick caffeine stop and off I peddled for Tenby, Christmas lunch and a festive games competition. The arriving at 2130hrs; a total 178 miles in 17.5 hours.

Day 5 An 0700hrs start and 120 miles to Swansea, but for some strange reason I was looking forward to the ride as it had stopped raining. I had found my second breath and was pedalling for “Wales”; the hours and miles were soon passing, the rain and wind was good to me and there were only scatted showers as I arrived in Swansea at 1700hrs.

Day 6 Swansea to Cardiff (International Day – Wales v Ireland). Another leisurely start at 0600hrs and the weather had changed yet again for the worst. So full waterproofs on, before I set for the Capital via Bridgend. The wind and rain were blowing in from the South and as I was heading South the going was pretty slow with the head wind in my face all day long. I kept peddling and looking at my watch as I knew KO was at 1430hrs so had no time to hang around if I wanted to watch the match. 96 miles and 8 ½ hours later I was in the Capital watching. The Permanent Staff Christmas Lunch

70 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Squadron only came second in the Karaoke dance off, despite Members of the Squadron also took part in a fund raising an impromptu and entirely unrehearsed break dancing display effort for the Redditch Branch of the Royal British Legion in from Sig Dan Webster. partnership with Lloyds bank, Redditch. The event involved a mammoth step machine relay covering 255 miles, the We hosted a Christmas lunch for all Regimental permanent equivalent of the distance between Redditch and the site of staff which was preceded by a tour of the historic town of the Normandy D-day landings. Redditch. Cpl Russ Taylor, who organised the tour, took those in attendance through a most informative journey in Looking forward, 54 Squadron is preparing for the Second time which included sites of significant interest that are phase of the OP FORTIFY recruiting drive, where we will be hidden amongst the new town buildings. hosting members of 16 Signal Regiment as we put on recruiting events around the Redditch and Bromsgrove area.

39th (SKINNERS) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) BRISTOL

CO Lt Col Cosgrove MBE The final day started early with a quick set of orders given by RSM WO1 (RSM) W Scarrott myself before embarking on a tab towards the enemy position. Cpl Keill took the fire support section and LCpl 43 SIGNAL SQUADRON Simpson led the assaulting section. At 0730hrs fire support began and the assault started. After a brief fight through the OC Maj Nixon position was cleared and we began to search for enemy dead SSM WO2 (SSM) Donnelly and to assess the situation. After about 15 minutes, information came in over the net of a friendly patrol in the Exercise WESSEX WARRIOR area who we had lost contact with after a possible contact. We moved out from the position and patrolled to the last After arriving at the ARC on Friday evening, we settled down known location of the friendly patrol. While patrolling to the to the usual pre-exercise routine of having weapons, location we came across a friendly Spartan vehicle, which equipment and rations issued. We split into two sections, appeared to have crashed, although there was no sign of with those going on CLM’s and PNCO courses taking on the enemy persons. We split down in to sections, with 2 section role of Section 2ic. For the first stage of Ex WESSEX flanking the position on the left and 1 section advancing up WARRIOR, the current Corporals were tasked with showing the middle. We were within about 20m of the position before the potential JNCO’s their role within the section. After 1 section were contacted by an enemy force to their left. 2 receiving our first set of orders for a relief in place, we set off section were already in a position to assault the enemy while 1 to Caerwent Training Area to start the exercise phase. section provided FSP. Once the position was clear our final task was to extract a casualty to a location for MEDEVAC. Our first tasking was to locate and occupy a FOB, so we set After a 15-minute slog, with everyone putting in maximum off and patrolled into the designated Training area. On arrival effort, we made it to the location only to be told we had to at the FOB, the first job for the section 2ic’s was to set up a extract ourselves from the area by foot. What followed was stag rota for the night. After briefing the sections on the an hours tab around Caerwent. Although everyone was taskings for the next day, we settled down in to FOB routine exhausted from the day’s events we had a 100% success rate and began our first night in the field. on the tab, with nobody ‘crashing out’. Overall, the Squadron had a successful weekend, with everyone putting in maximum Day two began with a short tab to the DS location where we effort throughout. received details of the days events. There followed a round robin of lessons designed to refresh, and in some cases teach, 56 SIGNAL SQUADRON the green skills that we would put in to place throughout the final exercise. The stands included contact drills, casualty OC Maj S L Trevelion evacuation under fire, fight through and re-group and finally SSM WO2 (SSM) R Vincent harbour area location and routine. After these lessons had finished the final exercise phase began and we were tasked to 56 Signal Squadron Freedom Parade – 18 January 2014 occupy a particular harbour area. Once we had identified an area on the map we set off to the location and established a In July 2013, the FR2020 announcement directed that 56 triangle harbour area. We began normal harbour routine for Signal Squadron would be removed from the Order of Battle about an hour, at which point we received orders to conduct and replaced in the Eastbourne Army Reserve Centre by a two close target recces on possible enemy locations. platoon from 3 PWRR. As part of 56’s drawdown, it was decided that a fitting way to celebrate the Squadrons proud We set off in a four-man team in order to recce an enemy history would be to exercise the Squadrons Freedom of force thought to be operating an illegal vehicle control Eastbourne. checkpoint. The weather conditions were not the best for a CTR as the moon was full, there were no clouds and it was icy After several months of negotiation between the PSAO, Capt underfoot. Nevertheless we managed to get within about Gary Jennion, Eastbourne Council and the Lord Lieutenant of 50m of the position and succeeded in covering the checkpoint East Sussex’s office, the date for the parade was finally fixed from three different angles. We identified two enemy for Saturday 18 January 2014. 56 Signal Squadron was first personnel and possible routes in and out of the position for awarded the Freedom of Eastbourne in April 2000 and it has our assault. Once back at the harbour area we settled into only been exercised once since, so it was a great honour for our routine whilst the section ic’s and myself went through the Council to approve our request to exercise our Freedom the details for the morning’s assault. through the town for one final time.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 71 Thanks to several weekends of drill practice and hard graft Beachy Head Marathon and in particular, Sig Kerrie Edmonds under the supervision of the RSM, WO1 (RSM) ‘Jaspar’ and Sig Rosie Twomey from 56. Scarrott and the SPSI, SSgt ‘Taff’ Langley, the Squadron managed to turn out a marching squad of over 40 on the day, In an effort to round off the day in a befitting fashion, 56 including several recruits. Despite concerns that the weather Signal Squadron, former Squadron members, partners and would be unkind on the day, we were blessed with sunshine invited guests attended a black tie function at the 5* Grand which made all the difference. In addition to the marching Hotel on Eastbourne seafront. It was a fantastic night and my contingent from the current members of 56, we were particular thanks go to the Squadron 2IC, Capt Steph Barron, supported by the Corps Band and joined by nearly 30 former for her hard work and dedication in making the dinner night members of the Squadron, including no less than 5 former such a resounding success. It was a particular highlight to be OCs; Maj (Retd) Brian Howe, Lt Col Sarah Streete, Lt Col joined by the very first OC 56 Signal Squadron from 1969, Maj Anthony Lamb, Maj ‘Dutch’ Holland and Maj Keiron Francis. (Retd) Trevor Boocock.

Following press interviews from the BBC at the Army Reserve Although it is likely that the Freedom Parade will have been Centre and Squadron photographs, the parade formed up at our last formal occasion to parade collectively as 56 Signal Eastbourne Pier for the inspection by the Lord Lieutenant of Squadron, I know that the ethos of the Squadron, the East Sussex, the Mayor of Eastbourne and the Corps Colonel, Regiment and the Corps will continue to shine through Col Norton. The inspection went without a hitch and at wherever our officers and soldiers find new homes in the 1130hrs sharp, the parade stepped off and marched through Army Reserve. I know that all the soldiers were immensely Eastbourne to the Council offices for the salute, arriving only proud to exercise 56’s Freedom through their home town and 3 minutes after the civic party! We were extremely well it has been an immense honour for me to have been selected supported by the public as we marched through the town and to command them. Thank you to everyone who helped much to some of the Squadron members surprise, everyone organised the parade, marched with us, turned up to support managed to stay in step throughout! Despite the horror us and partied with us in the evening – it was truly a day to stories regaled before the parade by the Corps Colonel and remember. the Squadron Honorary Colonel, Maj Gen (Retd) John Moore- Bick, the OC, Maj Sarah Trevelion, managed to get all the 93 SUPPORT SQUADRON words of command right, albeit that some of them did come out in a rather uncharacteristically squeaky fashion! OC Maj AW Morris SSM WO2 (SSM) K Butcher

The Sqn’s final MATT’s training weekend took place over the weekend of the 7 – 9 February, offering a last gasp opportunity for personnel from across the Regiment to qualify for the CO’s Certificate of Efficiency, and the associated and much vaunted annual bounty payment. This years event saw a total of 71 officers and soldiers taking part in proceedings, with the training requirement varying between those requiring only a couple of the ‘classroom’ based MATT 6’s to those needing to reach the necessary competence level across the full range of activities.

Saturday morning heralded an early start for all, with those needing to pass anything other than the classroom based MATT 6’s taken down the road to Colerne to our sister Regiment, 21 Sig Regt, to make use of their extensive 56 Sqn formed up ready for inspection facilities. Suffice to say that the forecasted storms and torrential rains did not fail to materialise, leaving those who hadn’t heeded the advice to bring waterproofs feeling After the parade, the Squadron were invited into the Council somewhat sorry for themselves! offices for a civic reception where the Mayor presented each member of the Squadron with a pennant in commemoration Needless to say, morale and spirits were lifted following the of the occasion. Following lots of photographs, a few drinks return to Horfield ARC and the eventual tucking into a hearty and some canapés, everyone returned back to the Army evening meal prepared by Cpl Andy Badman, followed by the Reserve Centre where our friends and family were waiting for time honoured adjournment to the Jimmy Club bar. us for a more informal reception. The CO, Lt Col Marcus Cosgrove, used this occasion to present a cheque to the 94 SIGNAL SQUADRON Corps Colonel for the Royal Signals Benevolent Fund, raised by members of the Regiment who recently competed in the OC Maj Harris SSM WO2 (SSM) Hearn

Exercise COLD START – by Sig Willis

Not long after the stroke of midnight on a cold Friday night in January, I kicked off my first exercise with the Army Reserve alongside personnel representing 10 other cap badges, including 3 Military Intelligence Regt and the Honorary Artillery Company, plus of course elements from my own Unit - 39 (Skinners) Signal Regiment.

During the initial brief we learned that we were to act the part of a UN peacekeeping force located near a Middle Eastern border hotspot, through which refugees could

72 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 attempt to pass. Saturday was split into 4 training elements; Exercise MERCURY GLACIER XVII - by Cpl Graeme Tait Guard Duty, Admin, Quick Reaction Force (playing Enemy) and Patrolling, with each ‘stand’ lasting around 6 hours. The Royal Signals Alpine Ski Championships were held in Zell am See and Kaprun, Austria in November and December. My Section were initially on Guard Duty and message running Representing 39 and 71 Signal Regiments were Capt Dave on the FOB’s main gate. The night passed without major Murphy, Lt Val O’Regan, SSgt Sonja McCoy, SSgt Gareth incident, interrupted at intervals by various groups of people Nicholas, Cpl Graeme Tait, Sig Kerrie Edmonds and Sig Kirstie entering and leaving, helping us to brush up on our stop and Jackson with 2Lt Aimee Morris attending as an instructor for search drills. After 19 hours of being awake and working, I the 3rd week. have rarely been so glad to see my bed for the night. When the time came to play enemy, we in 1 Section changed into The format of the exercise is 3 weeks of ski training our ‘civvies’ and deployed into the nearby FIBUA village to culminating in a week of racing. As not all of the troops were harass the troops and attempt to escalate tensions in the able to attend the entire 4 week exercise we arrived in 3 area. Whilst in stark contrast to the professional way in which tranches with Capt Murphy, SSgt McCoy and Sig Jackson we go about our work as Army Reservists, we found that forming the advance party. The initial morning on the slopes going ‘native’ and ramping up the tension was utterly thrilling. is all about rediscovering ski legs and having a team ski around the Kitzsteinhorn Glacier. When our turn came to undertake the Patrolling ‘stand’, we proved ourselves to be well and truly stealthy, as after 90 The afternoon of the first day on the slopes entails a “ski-off” minutes of CTR and patrolling in the enemy’s backyard, we which sees the prospective competitors demonstrating their were never spotted or even suspected of being out there! skills or lack thereof to the instructor team and being allocated to groups of similar ability. Capt Murphy and Sig Jackson performed well and were placed in the top group who are provided with a local civilian race instructor “Risto”, a dedicated and intense instructor. The Top group received an intensive 3 week course focussing on race technique for both slalom and giant slalom while the other groups built up to this training by perfecting the basics first under their military instructors. As the weeks progressed, more team members arrived and were allocated into their respective ability groups.

Troops at the ready to storm a compound...

Being woken by gunfire and explosions is certainly a strange thing, and something that no doubt I will have to get used to over the course of my career. 3MI soon saw off the militants making all the noise, and orders came to us that we needed to find and arrest ringleaders as quickly as possible. Early on Sunday, bombed up and with the reassuring weight of grenades in our pockets, we moved up to assault the village. What really amazed me was the power of the grenades and how they really shake you to the core. After 20 minutes of adrenaline fuelled combat we got our man, and after a small counter attack and a few skirmishes in alleys that I will never The first couple of weeks of the exercise took place on the forget, we came back to base and Endex was called. Kitzsteinhorn glacier which due to its altitude is guaranteed to provide skiable areas. However, due to its exposure it can be Reflecting back on this exercise, I now appreciate how much a very cold and unforgiving environment and many people we learned from it and how well we bonded as a team. I am invested in a variety of protective gear to deal with the already looking forward to doing it all over again next year! conditions, with some very interesting face masks doing the rounds. We were fortunate that after the first 2 weeks we were able to move to the Schmittenhohe which is lower and more hospitable and barring a couple of days of poor weather we were blessed with blue skies and good skiing. On to Race Week, which most were looking forward too, with Lt O’Regan slightly apprehensive. However, she proved her fears were unfounded by showing a dramatic improvement from her first race run to her last! Capt Murphy and Sig Jackson competed well, with Sig Jackson taking home some prizes as runner up in the female categories. SSgts McCoy and Nicholas were fiercely competitive against each other and after a week of toing and froing, SSgt McCoy prevailed.

All in all this is a fantastic experience and I would recommend it to anyone, advanced skier to novice. The exercise was very challenging and tested all thoroughly, as well as improving Section Commanders orders… Alpine race skills for future competitions.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 73 71st (CITY OF LONDON) SIGNAL REGIMENT BEXLEYHEATH

CO Lt Col J Picton QC laughing too much to present much of a threat. Of course the RSM WO1 (RSM) M Whitfield MBE story from the patrol was completely different... In the OpsRoom, LCpl Mike Hone was demonstrating his ability to News from the Regiment mesomorph into a beautiful green butterfly, though it did appear to the remainder of the sleepy Ops staff that he might It has been a busy start to 2014 for the Regiment as we have got stuck at the caterpillar stage despite Sgt Sophy continue to build towards are FR2020 end state, continuing Spittles gift of a pair of antenna. Newly arrived Capt Amanda with the ever increasing pressure and demands of Op Washbrook, the Squadron 2IC, spent much of the shift trying FORTIFY whilst also maintaining support to UK contingency to understand the OC’s intent, his obsession with a crumpled operations. The latter has notably been in the form of ICS copy of the Lakeland’s catalogue, the sleepy caterpillar and support to 2 (SE) Brigade during Op PITCHPOLE. the frequent appearances of the Regimental Ops staff at moments which oddly coincided with base attacks. Pleasingly the Regiment has had two promotions on the recent SSgt – WO2 board; SSgt (FofS) A Jackson and SSgt As the exercise progressed Maj Orr awoke from his sleepy (ArtVeh) Jones, both extremely well deserved. beauty slumber, managing the record of most sleep ever on an exercise and took command from the OC. The 2IC had 47 (MIDDLESEX YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON managed by now to discern a pattern in attacks and presence of the CO and Ops Maj, she decided getting her head down OC Maj M Curtis-Rouse was the right thing to do when the majority of Regt Ops SSM WO2 (SSM) G Shorthouse arrived with the CO in tow, minus all the of PSIs. Probably, a SPSI SSgt P Tinsley good thing too, as after that the equivalent of reservist hell broke loose, as the Adjutant, Capt Calum MacAulay, A new year and a new start to training for the Squadron with announced his presence at the FOB perimeter as a large emphasis on the Annual Deployment Exercise which is stumbling bomb whilst the remainder of the PSI’s descended anticipated to be in , taking the form of an eight day on the bleary eyed QRF and guard multiples. The OC comms exercise with an OPFOR from Danish Reserve units. managed to sleep through most of this, so isn’t entirely sure what happened, other than the attacks were fought off, and The Squadron was introduced to the new tempo of activities day was won. with the first exercise of the year being run by the RSM and the Regt Ops Team in the delightful damp location of Cinque Ports. Being the first fully green exercise with weapons and associated military skills that the Squadron has undertaken for many months, the worse was expected and expressed (they thought silently) by many members of the Squadron. What actually materialised was a surprisingly less beasting experience than anticipated, with a well-planned and well executed FOB defence scenario and multiples from each of the Regimental Squadrons deployed in rotation to defend and execute a series of related tasks.

The Squadron’s Recruiting Officer, Capt Tim ‘Banoffe’ Roberts managed to get a lucky role as a multiple commander, though perhaps in reflection he wasn’t actually that lucky. The OC, Maj Mike Curtis-Rouse was delighted to discover that he was now in command of the FOB in addition to what he thinks as Cpl Rosie Ewbank ensures that the Squadron 2IC, Capt Amanda his Regiment (contrary to the CO and the Adjutant). The Washbrook is really clean former Squadron 2IC, Maj Alex Orr was equally pleased to discover that he was back under the notional command of the Squadron and hence OC. Eyes certainly rolled as the fighting In the celebrations after, a moment from found to promote about who was actually in command look liked it was about LCpl Mike Hone, though not for his efforts as radio operating to arrive; though the cunning instigation of two shifts actually caterpillar which appeared to have left profound effects on prevented that from happening. Meanwhile outside of the the FOB Ops room staff. An excellent exercise and one which FOB Ops room in the cold but oddly dry weather, the all members of the Squadron learnt along from and should multiples were rotating through guard, the QRF and being off stand us in good stead for the upcoming exercises. duty without a great deal of incidents. That was until two of the multiples decided to start tasking each other whilst the 68 (INNS OF COURT & CITY AND ESSEX YEOMANRY) SIGNAL third multiple under Capt Roberts was on a patrol. Matters SQUADRON escalated quickly as a gang of disgruntled PSI’s decided to descend on the FOB; naturally Maj Orr was on hand to offer SSM WO2 (SSM) J Paton suitable bribes to keep them away, at least until the Base OC SPSI SSgt Beattie could pay them off the following day. Squadron Overview – by Capt John Donaldson Out on the ground Capt Roberts patrol was actively engaging anything which appeared to be of threat, ranging from The Sqn is going through a period of transition for the initial hazardous and dangerous species such as brambles and gate part of the year. The previous OC, Maj Alex Downing has posts. The enemy, if they were present were probably finished his tenure and will shortly be replaced by Maj Sarah

74 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Treveillion. The previous 2ic, Capt Sean Olohan, has moved Sigs Paul Harrild and ‘Jacko’ Jackson manning the CST to a new job as ADC to Brig O’Leary in Upavon and he has detachment loaned from 47 Sig Sqn and also assisting with been replaced by Capt Tim Roberts, previously of 47 Sig Sqn. manning the 71 Y Sig Regt NETCEN at Bexleyheath. The second was attended mainly by reservists keen to have this The Sqn continues to train for its UK Ops contingency role in excellent qualification under their belt. The OC and Squadron London with various exercises across all spectrums. We have members would like to congratulate LCpl ‘Crazy’ Crane and had members involved in comms testing at Wellington his partner Nicola on the birth of their baby son Harry and Barracks and most recently, we have a number deployed on both mother and son are doing very well. The Squadron Op PITCHPOLE. We have participated in the recent training would also like to wish Capt ‘Khush’ Cooper a safe tour in weekends which have been produced by RHQ and these have Afghanistan and look forward to his war stories when he been a great success in building up the basic level of military returns safely as Tp Commander, Log Sp Tp. Finally, at long skills across the board. Various members from the Sqn have last, congratulations go to LCpl Bob Brasier on receiving his also attended team medics courses ran at RHQ. The skiing well deserved promotion to LCpl, well done season is very much in full swing and SSgt Marsh has been instructing in France with 38 Sig Regt and we have SSgt Exercise PHOENIX CANTER Stabler and Sgt Nugent due to go to Tignes, France for an exped, courtesy of Lt Stu Kennon, a former officer with the The first exercise for the Squadron was well attended at the Sqn. SSgt ‘Jim’ Brown is currently sailing around the Canaries bitterly cold location of Cinque Ports in Folkstone and on Ex CANARY GOLD. expertly put together and run by the RSM and the Regt Ops Team. The exercise was fully tactical, operating from a FOB A highly successful dinner night was held in the last weekend with personal weapons and well developed military skills. of January. It was also the night when the annual awards Prior to the exercise SSgt Carl Shackleton and Cpl ‘Smiler’ where given out, with LCpl Gary Mills, Sig Neil Kerlen and Sig Sutton produced some interesting and testing lessons in Simon Chilton being the winners. The PSAO was awarded the tactics and field craft at the ARC. The exercise was based William Hine award for his contribution to the Sqn over the around a well-planned and well executed FOB defence past year!! scenarios with multiples from each of the Squadrons deployed in rotation to defend and take part in some testing This year promises to be as action packed as the last and conditions. The Squadron provided the G4 Support with SSgt there are a number of high profile events that the Sqn will Ian Lapidge and SSgt Paul Thwaite providing bed and hotel take part in. We will carry out a parade to commemorate the and Ptes Sylvia Hirst and Phil Evans providing breakfast and start of the First World War. This will take place at other excellent meals. The G4 set and the location secure all Berkhamsted as we have a memorial erected there in tribute that was missing was the exercising troops. They arrived that of the training that the Inns of Court Regiment undertook night primed and ready to go. After receiving briefings from back in 1914. Then the Sqn, along with over 40 members of the RSM, Ops Maj and DS it was time for a quick 5 minutes the Association, will travel to Normandy in France to sleep. Reveille was early and the smell of freshly cooked participate in the 70th Anniversary of the D-Day landings. bacon, sausages, eggs, beans and tomatoes was readily received by the ever hungry troops and demolished in record 265 (KENT AND COUNTY OF LONDON YEOMANRY time. The troops were then split into multiples and set off (SHARPSHOOTERS)) SUPPORT SQUADRON outside for NSP’s, right on cue, the heavens opened. A round robin training cycle continued throughout the day with OC Maj Keith Wrate lessons ranging from “fire and movement”, “patrolling” and SSM SSgt Leigh Griffiths “casualty evacuation”. The Squadron multiple was led by Lt SPSI SSgt Carl Shackleton Bolt from 68 Sig Sqn and the 2 ic was Cpl Sutton, with members of the Squadron making up the numbers. OC Squadron Overview Saturday evening saw the start of the testing phase of the The Squadron started the year as it finished the last with a exercise with the main orders being given by Maj Mike Curtis- continued momentum for training, development and support Rouse, OC 47 Sig Sqn, and his Ops Team. The exercise went to operations. Ex PHOENIX CANTER was the first of 2 infantry through the evening and into the early hours of the next day skills exercises designed to test the Squadron members where the FOB was hit by the DS on numerous occasions, operating in and out of a FOB location, which was well providing different testing scenarios for the reserves to deal attended by members. with. Throughout the duration the real time logistics and feeding were provided by the Squadron who were tested to Equipment care was high on the agenda for this period and the full and provided an excellent service. various troop level inspections were carried out by SSgt Dave Haskell, SSgt ‘Daz’ Lane and SSgt Paul Thwaite. The Squadron worked very hard to ensure the detachments, ranging from REEBOK, CST and BOWMAN were presented to a high standard. The TC OPOs are maintained by the Squadron ED’s as well as the 3 FEPS generators and were equally well presented.

The Squadron continued to provide manpower in support of Op FODIENT, with SSgt Carl Shackleton, Sgt ‘Matty’ Grounds, Cpl ‘Smiler’ Sutton and Cpl Paul Broadbent ensuring the Ops Room IT continued to work efficiently. Capt Sean Wardle and his team of medics provided 2 Team Medic courses at the Bexleyheath Army Reserve Centre. The first course was supported by the permanent staff from the 3 ARC locations of the Regiment and additionally members of 32 and 38 Signal Regiments. This was heavily interrupted by the announcement of Op PITCHPOLE, where a number of personnel were deployed in support of it, Sgt ‘Caz’ Castro, Sqn members preparing for patrol

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 75 NEWS FROM SQUADRONS 7 ARMOURED BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (207) BERGEN - HOHNE

COS Rear Maj CEJ Davies deploy out to different locations throughout Germany. Two OC ROG Capt GE Middleton of the Detachments were going to Normandy Barracks, RSM WO1 (RSM) Wedge Sennelager and Herford in order to get HF Communications back to the HQ located in a far flung field on Hohne training ALPHA TROOP area. The remaining Detachment moved a short distance to yet another far flung field on the training area and established OC 2Lt Painter VHF Communications to anyone who would listen. Upon SSgt SSgt Lowes hearing where he was going Sig Hallett came out with the ultimate quote “Yes that means I’m going to Hareems Exercise RED RAT COMMUNICATOR – by Sig Jones-Ramirez tomorrow”. This is a local Spa with extra privileges in the area of Sennelager. I don’t think WO2 (YofS) Engleby was On 27 January 2014 Alpha Troop deployed on Ex RED RAT impressed with this comment and gave him a few press ups COMMUNICATOR, in order to practice our skills on to show his appreciation. establishing and living out of our detachments. Before we departed for the local exercise area we had pre inspections In the early hour of 29 January 2014 all three Detachments left which were carried out by the MT, OC ROG, Capt Middleton, their locations and returned to Hohne camp in order to POL and WO1 (RSM) Wedge, which was slightly concerning when and pick up our rations for the next 48hrs. On arriving at he didn’t carry out his usual inspection of tyre pressures. camp we were met by members of Support Troop and at that moment in time a little bit of annoyance crept in with our Before we could start all this we were out shovelling snow, as merry band of travellers, knowing that they were going back it had snowed heavily the night before. As you can imagine to their warm offices once our replen was completed. none of us were impressed at the thought of having to go on exercise, especially myself as this was my first German winter On arriving at my intended location we quickly discussed and I was used to going on exercises in hot countries. To my where we were going to site our Detachments and then dismay I was told count your self lucky this is a mild winter. cracked on with setting up. As we were pushing the trailer into place, because none of us had the required skills to We deployed to the local training area and on arrival in our reverse our vehicle with the trailer connected, I suddenly saw specific locations, conducted a PACEX. Most of the drivers Sig ‘Mo’ Farrow disappear. As I ran round the trailer I saw parked their vehicles with ease, however Sig ‘Jew’ Davies had him sprawled on the floor. He clearly thought it would be lost the control of his legs and feet resulting in stalling his clever to bang his knee on the back of the trailer, nearly vehicle several times, whilst the clutch showed its displeasure getting himself run over in the process. by giving of a strong, unique burning smell. The remainder of the Exercise went fairly smoothly, with the Once we were sited we started to set up our detachments. exception of LCpl Yarrick, Sig Hallett and Sig ‘Pizza’ Crouch All was going well until someone came up to my detachment having to call on the skills of 200 Sig Sqn and their LAD to and mentioned that Cpl ‘Talkative’ Marshall had set up a confirm that the amount of oil which had filled the drip tray poncho on the side of the Det. Our initial thought was over night was not normal, and there was a significant reason “Surely they are not making us sleep outside the tent in this for not being able to drive to our next location back in Hohne. weather?” Thankfully someone answered our prayers and delivered us camp cots and told us you can all sleep in the 9x9 Once the exercise plan had taken into account that we had with central heating in the form of a luke warm kero heater. now left a Detachment in Sennelager we returned to Hohne only to find that our remaining Armoured Detachment was That night a Fire Piquet was put in place and all Det not only back on the road but had been strategically placed to Commanders got together and made a list of all the stags. To be set up outside the garages in preparation for its new crew. everyone’s surprise there was little fuss made about timings. Sig ‘Mallet’ Hallett got lucky as the one member of his crew who didn’t have to do a stag. Due to him being Det Commander he decided that this member should be himself and therefore made LCpl Andy Yarrick stag on in the middle of the night, totally ignoring the paper, scissors, and rank slide rule, which proved to be his downfall.

The following day we all received plenty of revision on Antennas and Propagation by Cpl Marshall. Due to him getting carried away, we were stood in the cold for what seemed ages, which turned out to be even longer than we had anticipated. As you can imagine he wasn’t very popular at that moment in time. That night we received a full set of orders from the newly appointed Tp Comd, 2Lt Painter. This told us everything that was planned to happen over the next couple of days. Three of the Detachments were going to

76 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 The Exercise came to an end with yet another Tp Comd and before the time limit only finding three. However they did Tp SSgt Detachment inspection prior to moving to the Sqn manage to find a local deer that scared them all as it crossed welfare facility for Pizzas and a couple of beers to welcome their path. 2Lt Painter into the Alpha Tp fold. We also took this opportunity to bid a farewell to those deploying on the We thought that that was the end for the night; little did we remainder of Op HERRICK 19 allowing some of the Sqn to know that it had just been the start. At 0100 the DS sat us return. We hope they have a safe tour. down in a classroom and gave us the good news. We had to write two 500 word essays on a selection of two topics from SUPPORT TROOP a list of six. By this point the tiredness was starting to set in and showed when the results of the essays showed that most OC WO2 (RQMS) Williams people had failed to read the question and had gone off the SSgt SSgt Caplis topic, as that had been easier to write. We finally finished and got some well deserved rest before another early start. Exercise RED RAT TEARS – by Cpl McQueen On Wednesday we started the day with command tasks with After a week of preparing and carrying out our Units LSI and SSgt ‘Tiff’ Caplis and Cpl Moon. It was a good day and was ECI the Squadron was to deploy on the first Exercise of 2014. very eventful. Sig ‘TB’ Jones showed his ability of height This was to be a Leadership Exercise to develop all our junior while escaping an ‘electrified’ enclosure. Sig Cuffe was good soldiers ready for future promotion. It was organised and run moral throughout the day, especially when he set off by WO1 (RSM) Wedge who was keeping all the surprises to believing he had his day sack on until he physically checked to come close to his chest. find that he had left it behind. Finishing early meant that we could get some sleep that we missed the night before. That It started nice and early Monday morning outside the Red Rat evening was time for our presentations. The RSM enjoyed cinema. The first task was to have a full kit check. Needless quite a show that night. Cpl Marshall turned his 15 minute to say, even with the Warning Order out before Christmas a presentation into a 35 minute lesson, while Sig Jones forgot few people still forgot some items. The rest of that morning to check his presentation format which meant that his was death by PowerPoint, starting with Leadership, Essay PowerPoint did not work. This didn’t stop him as his good Writing and Appreciations, before learning the ‘7 Questions’ knowledge of the JSP references and all the details, gave for a prior to lunch. The afternoon was then taken up by learning good presentation. Luckily for us Team 2 had already the orders process, which was to be to no avail as SSgt Lowes informed us that the presentations were not the only thing was to find later in the week. After learning what we needed we would be doing that night. The RSM then handed out a to know for the week, it was off to the gym for an interesting Maths assessment followed by an English assessment. This is circuit lesson. We were split down into our Teams 1 and 2, and to assess our key skills to level 2 standards. then again separated into to further teams Alpha and Bravo. The ‘Hero’ circuit taken by Cpl Tuite was demanding and hard work. I was devastated when I was moved teams half way through as the original team then went onto win the circuit.

A quick shower and change then led to getting on the TCV’s and heading out to Hasselhorst camp where we would then spend the rest of the Exercise. Once the mandatory briefs and getting rations were sorted, we were then given time to carry out personal administration before we would be told what we were doing that night. Team 1 had to do appreciations, while Team 2 gave their presentations. The appreciations were interesting as the 2½ hours we had went very quickly. I only just had time to finish before SSgt (FofS) Trott came in to hear my presentation of the answer. Needless to say I fell into the trap of the question and Command Tasks! believed it to be Sunday in the question rather than Thursday, which made all my answer completely wrong. As Cpl Thursday, the final day had finally arrived. It was time to do Marshall and I were the first two to complete the task, we the ‘7 Questions’ process. We sat on top of a ‘bun line’ got what would be the earliest night of this Exercise. looking towards the two enemy positions, in the German winter weather. All available warm kit was now on and being On Tuesday we started the day with getting a set of Platoon used, but it was still very cold. 2Lt Painter took our answers orders in order to write our own Section orders. For most of while trying to guide everyone through the reasonably hard the team this was the first time of carrying out this process process. Once we had all finished, rumours of another PT and made for some interesting results. This did put doubt in session spread prior to our departure back to camp. We all SSgt Lowes mind, as to whether or not his lesson had been a got onto the TCV’s again and headed back to camp. We got waste of time. Again, being the first to finish and with time to dropped off outside the welfare and headed into the bar; spare, meant that I could get some sleep as this was starting where there was a hot curry was waiting for us. After a quick to be a pattern of the Exercise. If you had free time, you got debrief on how well the Ex had gone, we had a few drinks your ‘admin’ sorted. That night we had night orienteering. and food before going home to get some well earned rest. We were briefed by WO2 (RQMS) Williams, who gave us our maps and checkpoints and set us off at intervals to go find UNIT WELFARE OFFICE each of the 12 checkpoints. As I was last out I was expecting to catch a few people along the route. Instead I found that a UWO Capt Newman few of them had already grouped together by the first SNCO SSgt Phil Oulton checkpoint. Cpl Marshall was the first to return after finding one checkpoint before he went out for a second attempt to - by Sig Smith find a further three. I then came in after a long search, but successfully finding all 12, the only person on the whole We are now well into the H19 Tour and with Christmas lurking Exercise to do so. The remainder all eventually turned up just around the corner the Squadron Welfare Team (A Team)

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 77 decided to show of the latest fashion trend with a onezie day at work. As gorgeous as Cpl Mal Barron normally looks, his was a vast improvement with his Santa Hat and Beard. As fun as it was Sig Smith and Sam Foulkes found it a bit warm being the main workers in the café, so after a hard day at work (drinking coffee and tea) the Welfare Team deployed on Ex FEAST for a beautiful meal and drinks at the Becklingen Hof Restaurant. Although the UWO, Capt ‘The Newmanator’ Newman was doing his best to get every one in a merry mood with shot after shot of ratznputz. This was not the best idea for LCpl Andy Kenyon to drink as it took a lot of self-control to keep his meal down to prove he wasn’t a shandy drinker after all. The after effects were plain to see the next morning with Sam Foulkes and Cpl Barron struggling to peel themselves out of their beds for work. It was a great night and all enjoyed themselves after a hard few months looking after the families. A new year is upon us and with it new beginnings in the With partners away for Xmas, Jerboas Welfare Team led by welfare with a sad good bye to Cpl Mal Barron after 14 The Newmanator and Team Oulton (Phil and Paula) laid on a months of hard work and a big hello to Cpl Lib Elgumaty. In Children’s Christmas party with entertainment from one of his first week he has been thrown into the deep end with Germany’s finest children’s entertainers, who kept the kids hypo children running around and screaming till there heart is amused with magic, music and balloon tricks which had the content with the First Families day of 2014. The kids children in fits of laughter. We also had a special visit from entertainer, Ashley Turley, helped keep them active and Santa himself who took the time out of his busy schedule to amazed with tricks, music and joking around. Fun was had by deliver presents to the children. The day was a great success. all, and looking forward to many more in the near future.

16 AIR ASSAULT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (216) COLCHESTER

OC Maj GJ Clarke were given the opportunity to gain their French wings; SSgt RSM WO1 (RSM) P Henderson Allan, Sgt Summerfield, Cpl Carver, Cpl Lister and LCpl Meadon, some of the lucky few involved. Exercise EAGLE’S EYE - by Sig Clifford

Exercise EAGLE’S EYE was a Brigade Level exercise situated in Calvi, Corsica. C Troop deployed to Camp Raffalli, augmented by a few random extras from A Troop, on our first proper exercise as a new Troop. The exercise was an opportunity for the Bde ISTAR assets, including members of 216 (Para) Sig Sqn, to get out on the ground with Paratroopers from the French Foreign Legion, while we provided the HICON, RLD and road move.

The main exercise lasted five days, during which the ISTAR assets practised their TTPs, and co-ordinated with the Foreign Legion, producing target packs after conducting close recce. The exercise proved worthwhile for the Para trained as they

C Tp lob with the French Forigen Legion in Corsica

216 (Parachute) Signal Squadron were a key element, led by Lt Stradling on his first overseas deployment with the Squadron. We provided the communications backbone throughout. Local facilities were transformed into a HICON, where 117F and HF capabilities were put into action during training cycles and FTX. We also picked up the logistic burden of driving all the way to Corsica… and back… not a short trip!

Aside from the main exercise, there was scope for members of the Squadron to add value to the training. SSgt Allan and Sgt Summerfield ran an overnight survival stand on the training area for the Brigade, which included shelters, ground sign awareness and some very freshly prepared rabbit. Cpl C Tp at the home of 2 Rep Carver planned and co-ordinated a tactical NavEx that

78 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 C Tp in Corsica Ex EAGLES EYE challenged the exercising troops. The Legion also put on of -20 we did think of these new recruits for a second or two some training, allowing members of the Squadron to learn while we were snuggled in our doss bags (not together, that amphibious drills under the instruction of 3 Compagnie; this would be weird). included river crossings and anti-aviation drills; nothing like capsizing in the freezing Mediterranean sea in February! South RRB was crewed by Sig Barton and Sig Moore. Although they didn’t have the joy of the snow they were blessed with strong winds. We found this out when we heard they had to go and retrieve their 12x12 one evening! They also had time to brush up on their ‘I Spy’ skills with an epic 4 hour game, Sig Moore winning this because of his knowledge of different bushes and wildlife, clearly showing his old age. They were so keen and enjoying themselves they even stayed out another night!

Overall the exercise went well, it was a good training exercise for us as well as the Officer Cadets. The comms were good and was invaluable in terms of brushing up skills and drills whilst maintaining a RRB in some tough terrain. It was also good to see what the other half do in order to earn their commission!

82 Airborne Division Visit, Fort Bragg – by Cpl Crabb

Following a much deserved Christmas leave 9 specially Pre-Jump selected members of the Sqn, WO2 (FofS) Ruscoe, SSgt (FofS) Risley, SSgt Steel, Cpl Mauger, Cpl Crabb, LCpl Lavel- Chesterton, LCpl Moorby and Sig Gladwyn led by WO1 (RSM) Overall, the exercise was a great opportunity for both the Henderson eased our way into the New Year by deploying to experienced and inexperienced soldiers to brush up on their Fort Bragg, North Carolina, home of the 82nd (All American) skills, particularly on TACSAT and HF. It was also a good Airborne Division. After a nine hour flight and a 3 hour car opportunity for us to train and live alongside the Legion, and journey, with some very tired faces, we arrived. Fort Bragg is of course, get out of Colly! basically the largest Army base in the world; it has a motorway, 2 hotels, 3 malls, an airbase and a training area the Exercise LONG REACH – by Sig Snell size of Salisbury plain. The purpose of the visit was interoperability of all tactical communications systems, both 216 (Para) Sig Sqn assisted the Royal Military Academy voice and data, for future joint deployments of both NATO Sandhurst by providing two RRB detachments for the new countries. We were shown around their vehicles and Officer Cadets’ first major navigation exercise, in a very wet deployable trunk systems, as well as their Div HQ, which and snowy Wales. The cadets, who are only in week 5, have turned out to be considerably smaller than our current Bde to cover between 70 and 80km carrying a Bergen, a bit like HQ. We even managed a bit of interoperability with a Dutch Lanyard but not as hard. They have a number of checkpoints contingent who went on to use our TVB on an exercise with 3 to go to, in which many include command tasks they have to BCT to great success. attempt in teams and hopefully pass. Between trials we managed to find space for a little North RRB was the responsibility of Sig Snell and Sig Sinclair. recreational activity; LCpl Moorby and Sig Gladwyn took This was located 800m up in the Black Mountains. It was some time out of their busy schedule to travel to one of the definitely a cold one, wind speeds of 52 mph and a wind chill many local pistol ranges. Upon arrival they declared that we

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 79 were A) “Not American red necks” and B) “Were not themselves with their new dets and got stuck in. Admin terrorists” and therefore were allowed to stroll onto the prizes, good and bad go to; LCpl Flynn for almost getting his range (with 100 rounds of 9mm and 100 Rounds .45 special) wagon bogged in (bad), whilst LCpl Hardy was that squared with no instruction other than ‘try not to shoot yourself’. away he even managed to pack a radio, heater and a fabreeze Whilst trying not to shoot each other they managed to fire a scented air-freshener (good)! Springfield 9mm XDM match grade pistol, an all American classic colt 1911 and a heavily modified sports Glock 17L as a Straight from Friday Woods, C Troop deployed in force on treat from our new American friends. Squadron CT2 in Otterburn, whilst the more lucky members deployed to Corsica on Exercise EAGLES EYE for four weeks. After a very useful and interesting 10 days with a great deal Both exercises brought their own war stories; snow in learnt on both sides, it was time to say goodbye and make the Scotland v a flooded Ops room in Corsica, living in Otterburn v long journey back to Colchester to make plans for future being 100m from the Beach… fair to say Corsica was much exercises. A short trip in May is looking promising and an more arduous! A swift recovery by all means the Troop are extended Sqn deployment in Oct (approx 6 weeks…) is on set and ready to go supporting A Tp on CAST(N). the calendar. Exciting times to come, Para, AT, Sport, Comms and more Para!! With a raft of new faces due to join us in the coming weeks, we say a farewell to Lt Stradling who moves over to A Tp to American Jump – by SSgt Steel plan their MST year, whilst Lt Dodson comes in as the new OC Charlie Troop. Fri 10 Jan 14 and the 4 Para trained personnel from the Sqn, WO1 (RSM) Henderson, WO2 (FofS) Ruscoe, SSgt (YofS) SUPPORT TROOP Risley and SSgt Steel had to attend jump school with elements of 7 (Para) RHA. Having passed the course we were - by LCpl Moorby and Sig Scullion qualified to jump the following Sunday. OC/QM Capt Kev Read Sunday arrived, we received a DZ brief and off we went to RQMS WO2 (RQMS) ‘Nipper’ Sherlock Pope Airfield which is the same size as RAF Brize Norton but only 10 minutes away. It was then we found out that we were Support Troop and Para jumping from a C-17 at night with new in service parachutes. What could go wrong?! The C-17 took off with us all raring to While the rest of the Sqn are busy gallivanting around Europe get our American wings. One more thing was mentioned on and swanning off to the USA Support Troop are busy the plane however, there were vehicles and armour on the DZ preparing for the forthcoming exercises; the nearest crocodile so steer away from the red cylumes, great!! to the canoe being the Bde CAST in Catterick, before the notorious JOINT WARRIOR in April.

On 10 February the Training Wing organised a refresher and currency parachute jump for 20 blokes from 216. The weather was a bit hit and miss and despite the low cloud coverage of c.600ft, most jumps went ahead less the QM’s who is “still” waiting to complete his refresher jump! It wasn’t that the QM refused, the jump was aborted for all refreshers on board the aircraft, much to their disappointment as they had to jump from a far more casual 1000ft! Back at 600ft Cpl Black had a real test of character as the RCMO 13 Med Regt got caught in his risers, only managing to release and continue the decent when at 100ft! Luckily both came away unscathed and unsoiled after quite a fast decent.

Ready for the jump

The jump went in at 1000 feet and all four members landed safely with no injuries, no one collided with the heavy loads on the DZ and no one forgot their new American drills. On our final day we finally got presented our American wings, yet another set for the collection.

CHARLIE TROOP

OC Lt Sradling 216 Training Wing SSgt SSgt Richardson

Troop Overview – by Sig Stark For WO2 (RQMS) ‘Nipper’ Sherlock this would be his last of many jumps before he leaves the Squadron for Northern What a start to the year! With Charlie Troop fully established, Ireland. The RQ asked all who jumped to sign his parachute January saw the Troop deploy on Exercise EAGLES CHAIN on decent logbook for the very last time. The book is now full of the local training area. This was a chance dust off the all the names from his previous jumps, and there are a few! A cobwebs on the Bowman platforms, practicing our new role fine way to mark the end of loyal service to 216 (Parachute) as a Troop. Once out on the area, the lads familiarised Signal Squadron; we all wish the RQ the best for the future.

80 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 next activities leading the Troop to an all you can eat Chinese buffet and beyond…!

MT/LAD TROOP

OC Capt Oliver SSgt SSgt Conley

Exercise EAGLES EYE (CORSICA)

With elements of the Sqn deploying with the French Foreign Legion, 2 Para and Charlie Troop the MT/LAD managed to secure two places for the deployment. Cpl ‘Scotty’ Graham and Sig ‘No Banter’ Tranter were the lucky chosen ones. The RQ’s final jump After their mammoth road trip from Colchester to Corsica, they were fortunate enough to go through survival training ALPHA TROOP – by Sig Wood with SSgt ‘Gaz’ Allen. The comedy duo was exposed to group killing, skinning and cooking wild rabbits and generally OC Lt Dodson devouring everything remotely edible in their path. There SSgt SSgt Allan was also the opportunity to carry out boat capsizing drills and other survival techniques thanks to members of the Foreign After a well deserved break over the Christmas period, Alpha Legion. I’m sure that these new skills will be put to good use Troop hit the ground running at the start of the New Year. in rain swept Essex. LCpl Johnny ‘Tight Face’ Laval-Chesterton and Sig ‘Gladders’ Gladwyn deployed to the US on Ex EAGLES MESSENGER as Parachuting part of a small group of SME’s testing interoperability with our American counterparts, whilst the remainder of the Troop February saw the airborne members of MT/LAD conducting slogged away in the less glamorous role of EC in preparation ground training ready for some parachuting. After some for our next deployment. Deployments in support of the PF dubious flight swing action from the Tiffy and a few dodgy Cadre and Ex LONG REACH followed, with our final landing rolls from the MTO it was time to load onto the coach commitment involving a Troop deployment on CAST (North). and head to Wattisham airfield. Once there it was an agonising wait, in the rain (of course), hoping for the C130 Some changes in Troop hierarchy see Lt John Dodson depart Hercules aircraft to arrive. After checking our kit, we were the Troop for pastures new in next doors Charlie Troop good to go, the beautiful sound of ‘Fat Albert’s’ engines drew garages, as the Troop welcome Lt Pete Stradling the other nearer and we knew that the jump was on. way as he begins his ordeal as Alpha Troop OC! Welcome sir! The Troop also welcomes Sig ‘S-P’ Smailes-Peart as he is Once in the air the anticipation was palpable, you could see posted in fresh from Blandford. An exciting time for the the excitement on the faces of the young and old (MTO) as Troop as it approaches the end of its tenure as ‘Ops Troop’, the air dispatchers did their final checks, the DZ was nearing he could not have arrived at a better time in terms of and the words “action stations” called. The first stick wasted development as we move into the role of MST Troop. no time in getting into the door, “Red On, Green On... GO”, one by one the mighty MT/LAD was deployed. AIRBORNE. 3 … 2 … 1 … Go! Arrivals and Departures With a well earned Christmas holiday over all too quickly, the Troop organised an Alpha Troop bonding day in which it Since the beginning of 2014 there have been a number of would say farewell to Troop Commander Lt John Dodson. comings and goings in MT/LAD Troop. Firstly we would like to With promises from Cpl Sean Bowden of a ‘Call of Duty’ style say our goodbyes to LCpl ‘Baggy’ Bagshaw who has been a paintball arena proving to be a figment of his imagination, the great asset to the Troop and we wish you all the best for the Troop settled for a Grand Priz style event at the local Go future. At the same time we welcome back Cpl ‘Big Rig Karting Track. With helmets on and suits zipped up, we were Riggers’ Ridguard and we would like to welcome Cpl ‘Little chomping at the bit to get started. With a minimum of 6 Louie’ Hibbins and LCpl ‘Buzz’ Burrows into the Sqn. heats of 5 laps per person, the race was on to see which 8 would make the grand final! With Sig Tyrone ‘Spaghetti-neck’ Cross Country: On 22 Jan the Squadron Cross Country team Cox counting himself out the running with the lap times travelled to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst to compete expected of a pensioner, and Cpl Sean Bowden still struggling in the Army Championships. The top Army cross country to find a step ladder to use to get himself up into his go-kart, runners were in attendance so it was surely the cream of the early indications suggested that Sig James ‘Jimmy’ Harper crop. People were slipping and sliding everywhere and was the most likely to end victorious as he bulleted around running through knee deep water, and with over 500 runners the track in a Donkey Kong esq manner. Other personnel it was a busy course. Sgt Devlin performed particularly well, would soon stake their claim for the crown, as LCpl ‘Slavs’ being the first Squadron member to cross the line and despite Slaven and Sig Joey ‘Sam Turkington’ Barton showed what the heavy rain, boggy conditions and a tricky course he weighing 8 stone can do for your lap times! managed a very respectful time. Congratulations go to the whole team for what was an excellent effort. Come the final race the Troops lined up as expected, with surprise appearances from LCpl ‘Revs’ Revell and Sig Dominic Football: On 5 Feb the Squadron played football against 7 ‘Road Rage’ Galdwyn amongst the starting line up. Troop OC Para RHA. Three members of Support Troop played in the Lt Dodson showed little consideration for his men as he fixture all contributing with sterling performances. Cpl Black claimed pole, whilst Cpl Bowden surprised all to make the particularly, in goal, making some good saves but despite his final 8 despite being unable to reach the pedals. A nail biting efforts three got past him. The strength of the 7 Para RHA race saw the boss cross the line in 1st with Sigs Nunn and side came through in the end and despite a dogged battle by Harper finishing 2nd and 3rdy. The prize giving signalled the the Squadron, the final score was 3-1 to the Gunners. conclusion to the Troop bonding days warm-up, with the days

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 81 299 SIGNAL SQUADRON (SC) BLETCHLEY

OC Maj Sarah Clifford The Co-Responder scheme is staffed by Military, Fire and Police personnel across the country. Co-Responders deploy After a much needed festive break, the Sqn has picked up in marked ambulance service vehicles and receive driver the tempo right where it left off and launched straight into training. They often cover shifts to support local emergency training for an increased number of overseas deployments, services. The ability to use blue light response increases the later on in the year. area that the scheme can cover, and hasten the provision of medical support to the local community. The Sqn now has The current SC Course has now embarked upon Module over half a dozen (and increasing) qualified Co-Responders 3 which sees them undergo OGD specific training at the plus 3 qualified response drivers who complete several shifts hands of external instructors. This builds towards their final, a month. The scheme benefits the community but also confirmatory exercise in March where all of their newly the Squadron by allowing the participants to increase their acquired skills will be put to the test. medical knowledge and get experience and exposure to real medical emergencies. In addition to daily life, Sqn personnel have also been busy with other active pursuits: skydiving in California (Ex JUMPING The visit culminated in the presentation of the Op HERRICK LYNX), Keswick Runner and the Inter-Unit Cross Country medal to Sgt ‘Gaz’ Stewart, who served with OGD in Kabul. Championships. On a more arduous note, our congratulations The Corps Colonel also took the opportunity to update the also go to Capt Liam Crane on recently passing P Company. Sqn on the future of the Corps and how the 299 Sig Sqn (SC) will play its part in the new Corps structure. We are delighted to say welcome to Lt Chloe Bensaid, Sgts Mike Jones, Jim Luke and Paul Traxler who will join the team to face the challenges ahead, and it is with regret that we have to say farewell and thank you to Capt Joey Collins, SSgt Si Gibney, Sgts Steve Hicks, Gaz Stewart and Ben Heath, Cpls Lewis Hibbins and Ben Donaldson who all leave us to use their talents for the benefit of the wider Corps. And finally good luck to Sgt Jenny Ingram as she leaves the Army and sets out on her new career.

The Corps Colonel visits 299 Sig Sqn (SC) – by Cpl Jenkins

On 14 Jan 2014 299 Sig Sqn (SC) had the pleasure of hosting the Corps Colonel, Col Norton. As the Colonel had previously experienced a full Sqn capability demonstration, it was decided that the format should be changed to display some of the more personal and operational aspects of the unit’s role. On arrival the Corps Colonel was taken to the Lynx Club for Sgt ‘Gaz’ Stewart receiving his Op HERRICK medal the usual spread of tea and biscuits prior to a comprehensive meeting with the OC, Maj Sarah Clifford. An Insight into the Special Communicator’s Course from a The Corp Colonel was then presented several vignettes from Student’s perspective - by Sgt ‘Scotty’ Pardoe a number of serving Special Communications Operators (SC Op), who had recently returned from operational Module One deployments all over the world. Sgt Stewart, Cpl Younge and Cpl Haworth vividly described the unique operational roles The primary aim of Module 1 of the SC Course is to ensure and responsibilities of a deployed SC Op, generating some that all applicants have the required military skills to operate interesting discussion points. Once the vignettes had been efficiently, both as part of a team and as an individual, whilst delivered and questions answered, it was time to introduce on operations. This is achieved with a mix of both theory the NHS Co-responders within the Sqn. based and practical lessons taking place in the classroom, and delivered on the surrounding training area. The skills covered throughout Module 1 included field-craft, navigation, medical training, marksmanship and of course, physical training. Due to the nature of Module 1, and the amount of work on the timetable, the 7 weeks spent in Lydd passed by extremely quickly, paving the way for the Module 1 Test Exercise.

Module Two

The course’s progression into Module 2 saw the initial tuition focused on communication principles, mainly satellite and GSM. These lessons served as a good foundation and refresher for all of the students, many of whom had never been exposed to satellite communications. The main bulk of The Corps Colonel and some of the 299 Sig Sqn (SC) Co- the communication lessons revolved around satellite bearer Responders systems and different VHF/UHF radios that are utilised by the Sqn during operations. The hardest bit about these lessons

82 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 for the majority of the course, was the move away from Students on the current SCC will be soon be moving onto widely used Bowman systems in order to become familiar Module 3 and the final overseas Test Exercise. The next SCC with a new system – which is small and very capable. commences in September, see below to apply:

With the Personal Protection Package (PPP) in Module 2, Special Communications Briefing Course (SCBC) pistol shooting really came to the fore. A lot of practice time was well spent on the pistols and more rounds were sent SCBC courses 2014: down the range in one day than any of the course members would have fired in a year at their current units. Many new 3-6 Feb techniques and firing positions were introduced. The pistol 10-13 Mar shoots were integrated with good use of cover and vehicle 19-22 May contact and fallback drills. Each day ended with a competition 9-12 Jun that tested speed, accuracy or both and resulted in the loser buying biscuits for the rest of the course. Please complete and submit PD206 to attend. SCBCs will be held at Longmoor Camp. PPP concluded with 3 days of scenarios. We would be deployed to conduct a task, wither alone or with a partner Special Communicators’ Assessment (SCA) and inevitably get caught up in a riot, civil order situation or a robbery, unless you were Cpl ‘withdraw’ Whitmore, who SCA course 2014: managed to evade more scenarios by driving through bollards or barging down doors. Throughout the exercise we were 2-3 July 14 armed with rifles and pistols, both adapted for the use of simunition...an excellent way to ensure maximum use of A second filter has been added this year. Successful cover. candidates from the SCBCs will attend a SCA at Aldershot.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 83 OTHER UNITS

HEADQUARTERS BRITISH FORCES SOUTH ATLANTIC ISLANDS - J6

ACOS J6 Sqn Ldr Richard Coles RAF SO3 J6 Capt (Tfc) Clarke Fatchett YofS SSgt (YofS) Adam Philpotts

- by LCpl Keith

Introduction

British Forces South Atlantic Islands BFSAI (Falklands) is a Joint and integrated command formed of personnel from all three services charged with delivering a very real operational effect; the deterrence of any aggression towards the South Atlantic Islands and reassurance to the local population.

RADCON is the Tactical Communication section and are responsible for the provision of secure and insecure tactical reach-back communications enabling Command and Control to support HQBFSAI activities. These communications take the form of rapidly deployable Immediate Response Operators (IRO) and Bowman FFR vehicles known as Crash- Out Detachments (COD).

Exercise/Activities

The Roulement Infantry Company (RIC) recently carried out their final live firing phase in the form of Ex CAPE BAYONET which took place on 2-8 Dec 13. During this ex, LCpl Steve Dickson, Sig Nathan Crowe and Sig Kieran Johnstone On top of Mount Harriet memorial, which was the key ground 42 deployed to provide a safety communications net for the Commando fought and won on 11-12 June 1982 . It was a great opportunity for the guys to L-R – Sgt Dipak, Sig Iatsenko, Sig Johnstone and LCpl Hack give ‘real time’ comms in support of the infantry on the ground seeing how the ‘other half’ operate. some Falklands culture in Port Stanley. A few of us were in our last two weeks and so it was straight to the souvenir shop Christmas Trips Out where the business acumen of the Falkland islanders became apparent with everything from a £500 watch to a tiny glass A ‘Force Development’ day out to Mount Harriet and Port bottle of Falklands sand available and all decorated with Stanley memorial sites was organized for RADCON personnel. penguins! Once we had satisfied our ‘tacky gift for the family’ This gave us the opportunity to get out of work for the day to obsession, we visited a couple of “historic buildings”, to our the battlefield sites and learn a bit about the history of the joy both buildings just so happened to sell beverages of the Falkland Islands conflict. alcoholic type! It was the perfect end to a day of history, wildlife spotting and souvenir buying. We were picked up at 0900 by Petty Officer ‘Smudger’ Smith; our first stop was Mount Harriet. There we took a short trek Welcomes and Farewells up the path that the commandos would have taken finding various items strewn about along the way including Welcome to Sgt Dipak Gurung, LCpl ‘Shacks’ Shekhar, LCpl Argentinean water bottles and rusted mortar base plates. Michael Robertson and LCpl ‘Daveo’ Davison from 30 Signal Looking back out to sea we could make out the un-cleared Regiment, 22 Signal Regt and 1ADSR respectively. minefields that they would have had to yomp through. From there we really got a sense of what had happened there on Farewells to Sgt Vicky Gurung who heads happily back to 22 those dark winter nights. Sig Regt and then to Blandford for her Yeoman of Signals course in September. LCpl Andy Keith returns to 1 ADSR in We then proceeded to Gypsy Cove and it wasn’t long before Herford. Also leaving us are LCpl Nefin Hack and Sig ‘Pav’ we were almost tripping over the wildlife. Stumbling upon a Iatsenko back to 216 Sig Sqn. group of about eight young seal pups, amazingly camouflaged in the long grass, mesmerised by their large dark eyes we Christmas in the Falklands didn’t realise the daddy was lying round the corner, and then his stench hit us! This guy was huge and after a few nervous Christmas celebration and New Year was celebrated quietly photos were taken he gave us a growl that said “time’s up with parcels from home and goody boxes for the Armed guys” and so we obligingly proceeded back towards the Forces to boost morale for the self-pity lads. An organized penguins and their young. sport was played in the gym with refreshments later in the Oasis Café during the festive period. Unfortunately there was Once we had had our fill of wildlife it was time to sample no snow but plenty of wind!

84 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Exercise Alpine Buffalo 24 Jan 2014 – 01 Feb 2014

- by 2Lt Ciborowski

Eighteen members of Inkerman Troop (Previously known as Lashkar Gah Troop), 202 Sig Sqn 3 DSR deployed on Friday 24 January on the adventure training exercise ALPINE BUFFALO to complete a week of Alpine skiing in the Austrian ski resort of Zell Am See. Led by course instructor Sgt Jonny Howe, the Troop began the long journey from Bulford to Austria via France, Belgium, Luxembourg and Germany, arriving in time for pre adventurous training festivities. The Troop were based at the impressive ‘Club Kitzsteinhorn’ at the bottom of the Schmitten ski slopes. A new €5m building had recently been completed, with facilities including two 5-a-side football courts, a rock climbing wall, beach volleyball courts, trampolines and most importantly…a sauna. Having spent the remainder of the weekend settling in and a day trip to Salzburg, the Troop were split down into 2 groups based on ability with one group led by SSgt Kate Hopkinson, mostly having never skied before, and the second group led by Jonny, who had some experience of skiing.

For Kate’s group, the Monday morning consisted mainly of learning how to put skis on, how to fall over (gracefully) and an introduction to skiing down the slope on a gentle slope at the bottom of the Schmittenhoe, mostly populated by 3-5 year olds, or ‘snow babies’ as they fondly became known. Jonny’s group, however, were put through their paces with some advanced skiing techniques taught by their keen instructor. The beginners then advanced up the mountain to the blue slopes where they all stylishly fell over before the ski lift with LCpl Mike ‘Black Mike’ Harrage managing to lose a ski and his helmet whilst skidding backwards down the slope. The rest of the day was spent gaining more confidence on the skis and learning how to turn and how to slow down with the favoured ‘snow plough’ method. Following a change of personnel in each group SSgt Kev Bickford and 2Lt Danny Ciborowski were promoted to Jonny’s group and were quickly sent down the red slopes. The advanced group were taught well by their attentive instructor and were soon carving nicely down the slopes before everyone enjoyed some well earned aprés ski in town.

The weather was forecasted to be clear on the Wednesday which merited a trip up to the Kitzsteinhorn glacier. After a gut wrenching trip up the gondola to the top of the mountain, the group were rewarded with the stunning views of the Austrian Alps at the top and a glorious day of skiing ahead. Sgt Howe’s group went through popular techniques such as the ‘teapot’ whereas Kate and twin sister Kerry’s group focussed on moving smoothly down the nice wide pistes and enjoyed themselves. After a regroup at lunch, the groups made their way down the variety of slopes. The afternoon proved to be challenging yet very rewarding with some slopes reaching 63% gradients. Sgt Howe then proved his Corps championship value by descending the slalom course in 35 seconds. To his disappointment, he was told he was not the quickest that day with a snow baby completing the course in 34 seconds.

Towards the end of the week the main challenges the group faced were the thinning of snow and the temptations of aprés ski. The skiers were left to practice all that they had been taught on the Friday where most were able to descend freely down the more challenging slopes despite completing just one week’s instruction with no previous skiing experience.

The week concluded with a meal out and a timely HATO with the Regt HQ staff for their week’s AT in Zell am See and the aims of the trip were met. A solid week’s AT to build on the mental and physical robustness that the troops developed on their recently concluded tour on Herrick 18 and a readjustment to barrack life for 2014.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 85 Exercise mouflon's lotus 3 - 17 Jan 2014 - by LCpl Evans and LCpl Hoogesteger

On 2 January 2014, ten expedition members made their way to 14 Sig Regt (EW) following a refreshing Christmas break. Having driven several hours westbound, the team proceeded to make their way east, back down the M4 to Heathrow. There, they met the other (sensible) four members of the team.

The plane left in the early hours bound for Madrid, our first of many stops, before arriving at our final destination; Torres del Paine, Chile.

The Outbound Journey

Excited at the prospect of being in Spain, Moustache Trump Cards were dealt and thousands of Chilean Peso was up for grabs. LCpl Robert ‘Sanchez’ Churchward had the inside knowledge of the trump cards and profited accordingly.

Following a luxurious thirteen hour flight which included four inflight meals, personal entertainment and the onset of Deep Vein Thrombosis, we arrived at Santiago, the capital of Chilean culture. Sadly we had to press on to Punta Arenas; the poor, unwashed cousin of Santiago. However, before checking in to the internal flight we made sure that our baggage had not made its way into the baggage claims hall. Fortunately, we checked, and it had.

In the wee hours of 4 January, we arrived at Punta Arenas airport, collected our luggage and set off by coach to the Singing Lamb hostel, Puerto Natales. After a three hour journey, we struggled to orientate ourselves at the Puerto Natales bus station highlighting to the group this may be a taster of things to come. After the JSMLs negotiated many a map and compass, we thought it best to ask the locals.

Upon arrival at the Singing Lamb, with backpacks in one hand and passports in the other, the front desk informed us they were unable to find our booking of the accommodation. The JSMLs reassured the group it had definitely been booked, but already, confidence in the JSMLs had begun to dwindle!

On 5 January we boarded another bus and set off for the Torres del Paine National Park. Whilst on tarmac, faith in the driver’s ability was dubious; when the road turned to gravel, it was non-existent. On the plus side, LCpl ‘Hoogs’ Hoogesteger had a stroke of luck; the poor Chilean girl crushed in next to him left the coach after twenty minutes and for the first time in a four day journey, he was able to stretch his legs.

Coming over the John Garner Pass to Glacier Grey

86 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Exercise mouflon's lotus 3 - 17 Jan 2014 - by LCpl Evans and LCpl Hoogesteger

The Trek

The first leg of our trek was a 7km tester from the briefing hut to our first camp site location; Hotel las Torres. The JSMLs, furious with rage at a split group, made no effort to conceal their fury and debriefed the hikers accordingly. ‘’Half pace’’ became a catchphrase born out of frustration for those who chose to dawdle at the back of the group. Then the rain came.

We awoke at 7 the following morning for an early start, packed our wet tents and had what we were to learn was a standard Chilean breakfast. This comprised of an egg cup’s worth of scrambled egg, two slices of bread that could have been used as a prop in ‘Alice in wonderland’, a token piece of fruit and ranges coftea to wash it all down with. This was the point that we began what is known as the Torres Del Paine loop: an undulating and at times challenging 110km + circuit that took in all terrains and scenery on offer within the National Park. That day, we were able to take in the full beauty of the lower plains of the Torres del Paine. The scenery was Chilean, but the weather was Brawdy, with the group encountering all weathers over the course of 24 hours. We came to realise the JSMLs may not have been the only cowboys on the trek as we were overtaken by whooping men on horseback with cigarettes in their mouths and real spurs on their boots.

That evening at Refugio Seron, we were treated to the best hospitality to be found in the Park. The camp site rangers fitted us into what can only be described as a garden shed for an excellent hearty stew. The JSMLs newly found friend, ‘Chico’, was happy to host us and wished us on our way the following morning with full stomachs for the onward journey. Destination: Camp Dickson. Still, it rained.

The day was wet. Wet underfoot, wet overhead, wet kit and for LCpl Thomas ‘token-smoker-but-not-allowed-in-the-National- Park’ Whyte; wet cigarettes. Mawdor’s routes were probably more penetrable than what the group encountered that day.

The staff at Camp Dickson informed us that the pass for our onward destination was closed for repair due to inclement weather and were we to continue, we would be turned away at Los Perros campsite. The following two, wet days spent at Dickson were miserable to say the least: LCpl Luke ‘no WIFI?’ Munchmore went into a state of depression unable to contact his now ex-girlfriend. The shopkeeper however, kept morale high by informing the group in 30 minute increments as to when he would be opening the shop. Undeterred by making a profit, he sold large quantities of food with reluctance and brought to our attention that ‘’there were other campers’’ on the site. Very few, we were to learn, were attempting the pass and were doubling back to the comparative luxuries of Hotel Las Torres. Still, it rained. Icebergs floating in the lake did not deter LCpl Dan ‘the-man’ Evans and Sig Sam ‘sunglasses-all-the-time-even-when-it-poured-so-not-the-man’ Dow from skinny dipping in the lake and subsequently found out it was no colder than the showers. Games of cards and ‘Mafia!’ ensued...

We set off with eagerness on 7 Jan to conquer the John Garner pass. We had not realised the quality of the map the JSMLs were using until today. If we were to hike where the Eagle was drawn on it, we would’ve inevitably got lost! After a relatively steep ascent through a beautiful green lush forest and out past a retreating glacier carving a huge lake into the mountainside, encountering no-one, we came across the campsite; Los Perros. Los Perros, literally translated, means ‘the dogs’ in Spanish. ‘The Dogs’ it was, and not in a good way. It was like somewhere time had forgotten, with a swampy atmosphere that could only be described as creepy. It was so wet there, that even Lt ‘we only really have to use the tents once, anyway’ Hodder and Capt ’I had to carry you’ Winkles were unable to set alight to anything.

Glad we had not had to endure a night there, we pressed on up the valley through the dense forest following a hanging Orange. Yes, a hanging Orange. The Summit Team We were lost. Attempting to negotiate our way out of the woodline we realised the error of our ways and began to retrace our steps. This put an hour and a ‘’smidge’’ into our trek and when we finally emerged from the woodline on the right course and into the snow we could see the task that lay ahead of us: The pass.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 87 Only park rangers and what appeared to be a group of walkers attempting the pass were ahead of us. When we caught up to the group, their inexperience became apparent. Donning trainers and neglecting to wear gloves, they asked us for help in getting over the pass. In the dense snow and blizzard like conditions, visibility was poor and the one-step-forward-two-steps- back was disheartening. Still, sometimes dragging our new friends up increasingly steep terrain in increasingly adverse conditions spurred us on. Physically, we were most challenged by this stage. It was worth it however, when we got over the John Garner Pass at 1150m into the relative calm of the other side. We said goodbye to the family we had helped and wished them well for the remainder of their journey. We were now in sight of the awesome Glacier Grey.

Glacier Grey

Glacier Grey was about 10 km at its widest point, and stretched as far as the eye could see to the north east. The moraine left dumped at the sides was clearly evident to see and the snout where the glacier met the lake at its end was between 30 and 40 metres high. Our job was to walk adjacent to this glacier to the west whilst descending the opposite side of the pass. Although there was relative calm, the descent was steeper than the ascent and twice as slippery. Tree roots, branches and fingernails were used to remain upright, but everyone fell eventually. The descent was starting to take its toll and just as everyone began to doubt the JSMLs’ navigational skills and assume we had missed our next stop at Campsite Paso. We miraculously stumbled across it.

We all had a relatively good nights’ sleep having dined so well on Toblerone, tinned tuna and cracker biscuits. The next stage of our journey took us to Refugio Grey where LCpl Luke Munchmore was really looking forward to using some much needed internet and secretly, most of the group were looking forward to some sort of civilisation. The WIFI was not working. We had lunch and pressed on to the next stage of the loop to Refugio Paine Grande. This was a welcome break for some of the group and where we probably had the best showers and our best meal of the trip so far. Not so, we were assured though by Sig ‘six chicken wraps and a supacharga’ Castille.

The following day we pressed on to Campsite Italiano and it was here that some of the hardcore few (the JESMLs, both Officers, Sgt ‘say nothing’ Newton, LCpl Robert ‘Miguel’ Churchward and LCpl Hoogesteger) took the decision to climb to the lookout point at the top of the French Valley. The views at the top were dramatic, with the peaks of Cuernos, Espada, Hoja, Mascara and Paine Grande surrounding the viewpoint. On the way we passed Campsite Britanico and thanked our lucky stars we hadn’t opted to stay there.

The next stage took us onto Cuernos. This was next to Lake Nordenskjold and featured such luxuries as a hot-tub (Robert ‘tonk- tash’ Churchward washed in it!) for those that had paid the extra money to stay in the cabins. The setting was picturesque and whilst reflecting on what we’d walked so far, some of us took the time to realise we had become badly burned. It had stopped raining!

Our next stage closed the loop for us, taking us back to where we had started at Hotel Las Torres. The going was easy and everyone was in a jubilant mood thinking of what luxuries they had in store for themselves. As we began to cross more and more man-made bridges and encounter better made pathways our sense of what we had achieved became heightened: Many don’t do the full ‘loop’, inclusive of the pass, but just do the ‘W’ which we had realised was comparatively easy.

When we finally got back on the bus to return to Puerto Natales, the driver had counted us on ‘Chilean style’ so some of us were left to stand and marvel at the scared sheep being herded by half Rottweiler - half Border Collie dogs and men on horseback not too dissimilar to the ones we’d seen on day one driving The team at Glacier Grey their horses through the snow to Refugio Seron.

When we got back to the Singing Lamb Hostel, normality was restored and people began to reflect on what they had achieved - even the QMSI looked proud of himself! Some badly needed showers were taken and souvenirs were bought for friends and family back at home. The following day, the long journey by bus was made back to Punta Arenas where some much needed R&R was had by all. To say that the long journey back to West Wales went without incident would not be far from the truth. We were all too tired to be concerned with the in-flight entertainment (we’d watched all the films in the outbound journey, anyway!) or the harassment for ‘Taxi’ or ‘Transfer’ at the airport or the onset of Deep Vein Thrombosis.

Many thanks to those who went through the meticulous planning of the AT including Lt Hodder and Capt ’I had to carry you’ Winkles. Also, many thanks to the JSMLs who put up with us throughout the trip and helped put us through our SMF, especially to Dave who stepped in at short notice, and to Sgt Richie ‘half pace’ Simpson who played a permanent game of catch-up.

88 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Ex tiger hanuman diver 5 - 12 Jan 2014

- by Sgt Pikendra Tumbahangphe

A small yet no less enthusiastic group from (BFB) participated on Exercise TIGER HANUMAN, an Adventure Training (AT) Diving Package in the waters off Bali over the period 5-12 January 2014. The five day package initially saw the group divided into groups according to previous dive experience or, for some, qualifications held. Our three groups took part in either the professional Association of Diving Instructors (PADI) Open Water Diver, PADI Advanced Open Water Diver or PADI Specialty qualifications towards Scuba Master Diver.

Led by AQMS WO2 Phil Jones, we (I was the only one from the Corps in my group) left the dry land of Seria in the early morning of 4 Jan 14 to eventually meet up with our transport in Bali to take us on to our accommodation for the next five days and, the chance to meet our instructors for the first time. Diving is a sport taken up by enthusiasts all over the world and never more so the case with our instructors: a local Indonesian, a Dane, a Japanese and a Czech thrown for good measure. I had zero dive experience and so was in the basic group but was thrown literally into the deep end on day one. Classroom theory and some basic skills in the swimming pool were to follow. As the days passed we were taught practical skills such as mask changing, regulator changing and buoyancy control etc mixed with group diving sessions on the various locations around the Island. Classroom lessons continued and theory tests came around all too often.

The final day was planned as a fun dive at different island locations off shore. Our transport was a speed boat that took us almost 45 minutes to get to the first dive site. By the time we arrived however most of us were unable to dive due to sea sickness due to rough seas; breakfast tastes so much better second time round! We eventually managed 3 dives in different locations and by mid afternoon we were back at the hotel. A challenging day for all concerned but well worth it.

Exercise TIGER HANUMAN was an excellent opportunity for members of BFB to get together to take part in a completely new activity that, for most of us, was the first time, visited a new country and able to experience a whole new culture. The location of the training led to good team cohesion and, for some, a once in a life time experience which will hopefully encourage more to have a go at fantastic sport.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 89 Exercise NORTHERN GEO ADVENTURE 4 18 - 25 Jan 2014

- by Sgt Stevie Williams

Ex Northern Geo Adventure 4 was an Alpine Skiing adventure training exercise. Twenty nine personnel from 2 and 32 Signal Regiments, including 4 instructors, deployed out to Kirchdorf in Tirol, Austria. The training took place in the local areas of St Johann, St Jakob, Fiberbrunn and Steinplatte.

We went with the aim of qualifying a number of novices to Ski Foundation Level 1 (SF1), carry out continuation training for those already qualified to SF1 and qualify the more experienced skiers to SF2. We departed a wet and cold Edinburgh Airport on Sat 18 Jan heading for Munich. On arrival at Munich we were met by our host, Phil Fluck, Tyrolean Adventures who had arranged transport to our hotel in Kirchdorf. On arrival at the hotel we met up with the advance party WO2 (SSM) Steve Joliffe, Sgt Dave Coleman and Cpl Kev Jones who had the unenviable task of driving the equipment from to Austria.

Sunday morning we were all up bright and early and after a hearty breakfast we departed for the ski shop to be issued Cpl Woolerton on the slopes with our kit for the week. Once we were all kitted out we broke down into our groups and headed off with our The remainder of the week flew by with everyone’s skiing respective instructors. The party were broken down into 4 vastly improving. By the end of the week, the beginners groups, a beginner group, instructed by Cpl Andy Cole, an qualified to SF1, the intermediate group and one of the intermediate group instructed by WO2 (RCWO) Andy Medley advanced groups gained valuable log book experience and and 2 advanced groups led by Maj Rob Ware and Capt Dave the other advanced group qualified to SF2. The week was Alleyne. another fantastic opportunity to get away and for the 2 Regiments to spend time working alongside their regular/ Day one saw the beginners and the intermediate group reserve counterparts. sticking to the nursery slopes while the advanced skiers headed to the more challenging slopes. Snow conditions Overall the expedition was a great success however it could were not good due to the lack of snow and made skiing not of gone ahead without the dedication of the instructors. difficult for even the more experienced skiers and falling A big thank you to Capt Dave Alleyne and WO2 (RCWO) Andy painful for those in the beginner group. At the end of Day 1 Medley who joined us from 38 Sig Regt, Maj Rob Ware who we all returned to the hotel eager to share our day’s joined us from HQ CVA and Cpl Andy Cole from 2 Sig Regt. A highlights and, more importantly, discuss who had the best final thank you to WO2 (YofS) Nicola Lyons for organising the wipe out. Dinner was followed by a number of lessons, exercise. followed by an early night ready for Day 2.

Day two saw the beginner group head for the local slope in Kirchdorf, where the morning was spent on the nursery slope before progressing to a blue slope in the afternoon. The other groups all headed for the Steinplatte which was much higher so the snow conditions were better. The intermediate group continued finding their ski legs, while the advanced groups looked for some Off Piste areas where they could develop their techniques. At the end of Day 2 as we were leaving the slopes, it started to snow and continued snowing fairly consistently for the remainder of the exped. We headed back to the hotel for dinner and to finish off the lessons.

Day three saw all the groups head for the Steinplatte. The improved snow conditions helped boost everyone’s morale and as a result the skiing improved. The fresh snow made the tumbles a lot less painful. Everyone had a great day on the slopes and as we had completed all the lessons the evening was ours. We headed to a local Karaoke bar where a number of potential stars were identified; Cpl Kath Wilkinson, Capt Dave Alleyne and WO2 (RCWO) Andy Medley should consider Sgt Coleman stuck Off Piste applying for X-Factor later this year!

90 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Exercise NORTHERN GEO ADVENTURE 4 18 - 25 Jan 2014

- by Capt Paul Knight

When asked if I could ski, I replied that I have skis and I have skied, but not for about 6 years when I spent a few winters in Canada and New England. When we were sorted out into groups, I was placed in the Intermediate group, which consisted of those who had skied in the past, but did not have advanced abilities. The group ability ranged from doing a one - by Pte Jane Davies week AT expedition last year, to those who had been able to ski, but a long time ago. We all needed a day or two to find As a first time skier, the week was a plethora of emotions. our feet. Unfortunately, the conditions were not ideal for the We started of on Day 1 on a nursery slope at St Jakob in Tyrol, first two days. There was very little snow cover which made Austria. The first hour was spent mostly horizontal, and the skiing difficult and falling painful. This knocked the only skiing going on was backwards. The first day ended well confidence of some, but we persevered. At the end of Day 2, though, as I was still relatively in one piece, despite having as we were leaving the piste, it started to snow and continued crashed through a fence and into a bench. I was just glad to snowing fairly consistently for the remainder of the exped. have the protection of the helmet, as it prevented some serious injuries that day. I never thought that standing up in a With the improved snow conditions, I saw marked pair of skis could be so difficult. improvements in my own abilities and confidence. I was certainly not the fastest in the group, but I concentrated on On Day 2 we went to Kirchdorf here we advanced to the blue improving my technique. We skied on three resorts over six slopes which were more challenging as they were days which prevented anyone from gaining familiarity with considerably steeper; although there were nursery aged the runs. I also realised that a red or black run on one resort children racing past us down the slopes who seemed fearless. was not the same as a red or black run on another. Just as I I was not convinced and felt like I was on the summit of thought I was getting to grips with these runs, we changed Mount Everest. Luckily I had our instructor, Cpl Andy Cole, to location and the red runs became more difficult! Everyday help me down and he introduced me to tandem skiing. saw higher and steeper runs which pushed me further than I would have attempted had I been on a skiing holiday. Every Days 3 and 4 gave us the opportunity to improve even further time I got off a ski lift and saw the stunning scenery with the on Steinplatze which was higher, beautiful and there was lots clouds below me and clear blue skies above, I was also aware of fresh snow to cushion the falls. The entire group became that there was a long, steep way down again. Once I set off, more confident during the two days there. We received though, all that trepidation disappeared. excellent instruction and the nice wide pistes helped us to feel more confident and competent by the end of Day 4. Cpl Shantel Doyle joined our group too and was also very helpful to myself. Stuart Kimsey was very helpful in translating the menus.

Days 5 and 6 at Fieberbrunn

We spent the last two days at Fieberbrunn consolidating what we had learnt. We also joined up with the Intermediate group during this time, and WO2 Andy Medley gave us some more instruction. Capt Paul Knight and the rest of the Intermediate group, who were Ghurkhas from 2 Sig Regt, were off skiing; they were all fearless. By now we had all mastered the chairlifts, and on Day 6 we had a free ski, were the more confident went off in their own groups.

We also enjoyed some varied après ski with Phil Fluck taking us to a karaoke bar where all the instructors took their turn on the mic. The accommodation was great too. The training The Intermediate Group on the summit of the Stienplatz was hard and we were all pushed hard and out of the comfort zone. The group bonded well and there were many laughs, with everyone treated the same no matter what their rank. By the end of the week I was skiing at a much higher standard By the end of the week I was skiing down red slopes and had than I was six years before. The instruction I received helped learnt how to stop without hitting a tree, fence or another to improve my technique and my confidence. By the last day I skier. This was a major achievement for me. I also didn’t was happy to ski down red and black runs in deep snow with want to go home. The week was really well organised and fresh snow falling all the time to make navigation and route everyone looked out for one another. The week taught me a planning difficult. Hard work, but great fun, and I am looking lot about myself and was an invaluable character building forward to returning next year to develop further and experience that I hope to repeat soon. attempt some cross country skiing.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 91 Exercise diAmond manski 24 Jan 2014 – 01 Feb 2014 1 (UK) ADSR Management Skiing

- by Lt Celine Buescher

When a last minute spot came up on the annual 1(UK) ADSR MANAGEMENT SKI it did not take me long to make up my mind. A week out of the office and into the mountains, who could resist? Granted, my last time on skis was a wee while ago, but there is no better place to rekindle some old talent than on the slopes. The weather forecast had not been too promising, but despite the eerie suggestion that a few planning whiteboards may be a good backup plan for snowless days(?!), I set off with 21 other personalities representing the highest echelons of the Regimental hierarchy. The Pfeiffermühle in ertachW turned out a rather nice surprise. Its jacuzzi and sauna would become particular favourites throughout the week, while its gastronomy - service with a smile! - covered the entire spectrum. Once all the equipment administration had been seen to, nothing could stop us and even the weather gave us the thumbs up with a massive snowfall on day one, providing gleaming conditions for the rest of the week.

We broke into three groups: beginners, advanced skiers (a.k.a those who thought they could make their way down the slopes with only minor destruction in their wake), and boarders. The last only featured two amateurs and mostly did their own thing, though they came back with some impressive photographs and entertaining tales. The beginner group, led by Q ‘Curly’ Robb, spent most of the week learning and honing the art of gliding on skis rather than their backside at the Ober- and Unterjoch. The (more) advanced, under the keen guidance of Capt Ian Fawcett, worked their way up from the picturesque Hörnerbahn to the impressive Fellhorn and its Kanzelwand, alternately invading both Germany and Austria. Lest it be said that regardless of experience (or rank for that matter), it is always a rather humbling experience to (re-)discover that despite however much practice there may have been, those two planks on the bottom FoS Sharman, Capt (Tfc) Ian Fawcett, OC 201 Sqn of our feet will not just do ‘as told’. When even the Commanding Officer turns into a Maj Andy Stannard posing on the Fellhorn laughing ball of snow in fresh powder, the world becomes refreshingly simple for a moment.

We formed a merry group overall. While OC 201 skilfully demonstrated his mastery of 80s style skis and matching outfits (and a keen desire not to waste a single second), the Adjutant did his best to enforce Anglo-German relations on the slopes. The Regt 2IC, nonchalantly puffing his pipe, lifted slope standards and etiquette, while OC 200, displaying all characteristics of a swift little racer, gleefully whizzed down the slopes with razor-sharp precision, closely matched by Foreman Stu Sharman. The rest of us covered the remainder of the capability range; mostly happy-go-lucky, enjoying the sensation of agility and grace (some more so than others); there may have been the odd occasion on which we rattled through the crowds somewhat out of control.

Throughout the week the group dynamics changed a little, with some swapping Tfc Capt Ian Fawcett, Adjt Capt Joni Carey (odd pose) and and changing to enable everyone to have a go at the Fellhorn. SSM ‘Kiwi’ Regtl 2IC Maj Al Garrett taking that condor moment Scarcliff deserves special mention for his fearless approach to all slopes, whatever the outcome, while Capt Col Raynor found great pleasure in practicing his 360 turns and, possibly accidentally, some hairy slope choreographies with Capt Jen Dowdall and myself.

The last day saw everyone join forces on the Fellhorn. After a week of skiing, carving, boarding, tumbling, jumping, and most importantly, laughing, ranging from standard piste to slightly out-of-the-ordinary James Bond “Spy Who Loved Me”-stylee trails, we finished off the week with a bit of après ski and a strong sentiment of achievement and relaxation. Our special thanks goes to Capt Mick Bodycomb for expertly organising the trip - a brilliant experience!

R - L Capts Jen Dowdell, Fred Fensom, Colin Raynor and Lt Celine Buescher all smile after a hard day on the slopes Lt Col Hill taking a break

92 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 Patron: HRH The Princess Royal President: The Master of Signals Chairman: Brig DA Hargreaves Welfare Secretary Association Office Tel (mil) (9)4371 2089 RHQ Royal Signals Tel (civ) 01258 48 2089 Blandford Camp Email: [email protected] Col (Retd) Terry Canham Mrs Linda Sizeland Blandford Forum Tel: 01258 482081 Tel: 01258 482089 Dorset Membership Secretary DT11 8RH Tel (mil) (9)4371 2090 www.royalsignlalsassociation.co.uk Tel (civ) 01258 482090 Email: [email protected] General Secretary and Treasurer: Col (Retd) T Canham Assistant General Secretary: Maj (Retd) M Tivey Welfare Secretary: Mrs L Sizeland Maj (Retd) Mark Tivey Membership Secretary: Mrs C Addison Mrs Caroline Addison Tel: 01258 482082 Tel: 01258 482090

These notes are written just after the 69th AGM held in the Carisbrooke Hall at The Victory Service Club on 15 Mar. It was good to see 112 members who, I hope, found it an informative meeting. The New Master of Signals, Maj Gen Nick Pope CBE, was introduced by the Chairman, Brig David Hargreaves. The final item was a very interesting presentation about the Serving Corps by the Corps Colonel, Col Graham Norton, the new CRSM, WO1 Rob Luke, plus Cpl MacDonald, LCpl Beazely and Sig Mitchell. This was very much appreciated by everyone in the Hall. Next year the meeting will be held in the same place on 14 Mar 15; it will begin with coffee for delegates from 0930 hrs and I hope many members of the Association will put this date aside so that they can join us. Following the business of the meeting, there are sandwiches and the opportunity to chat informally.

The 2014 Association Newsletter is now ready for publication. You will notice that this year the publication has been amalgamated with the Retired Officers Newsletter to reduce duplication of effort and cost. Copies will be available on the website shortly so that you download/copy/read. An email will be sent to all members (with a valid email address) including the link. I hope that you will enjoy reading it. A printed copy will be sent to members who do not have a valid email address.

As you know, during December the UK Premier of the film The Railwayman was held in Leicester Square. This was the first opportunity to see the cinematic depiction of the book written by Eric Lomax based on his experience as a prisoner of the Japanese on the Burma Railway and the subsequent impact this had on his life. I am sure many of you have been to see it. Mrs Lomax visited the Museum early in 2014 to open a new exhibit containing items which previously belonged to her husband. If you are planning a visit to the Museum don’t forget to look out for it! The Museum Shop now has a copy of the original documentary made at the time Mr Lomax returned to Burma. The link to the item in the museum on-line catalogue is: www.royalsignalsshop. com/acatalog/Enemy__My_Friend__DVD.html

During February I represented the Association to lay a wreath in memory of those killed by the M62 Bombing. This year is the 40th Anniversary. The memorial service was held at the Hartshead Moor Services (westbound). If you visit the service area, the memorial is situated on the right hand side of the main services building.

In the last issue a forecast of events for the year was published. As an addition to that, I am adding the link to find the confirmed display programme for The White Helmets 2014 http://whitehelmets.co.uk/?page_id=76

Finally, elsewhere in this issue, a longer item is published to request your personal memories/memorabilia of the Corps in BAOR. Submissions (by post, email or fax) are requested by Colonel TF Moncur, PM BAOR History Project, The Royal Signals Museum, Blandford Camp, Dorset DT11 8RH. Fax No 01258 482084 E-Mail [email protected].

New Life Members. A warm welcome to the following members, enrolled since the last issue of The Wire:

Cpl Lancelot Allen 1964-76 Cpl Andrew Brooks 1973-90 Sig Fred Deacon 1952-55 Sgt Gina Allsop (Atkinson) 1996-06 Sig David Butters 1974-88 WO2 William Denny 1986-93 Cpl June Anderson 1978-86 WO2 Anthony Byrne 1972-97 Sig John Devlin 1999-06 WO2 Robert Atkinson 1968-03 Sgt Peter Byrne 1989-date Sig Rawnie Dewhurst 2005-11 WO1 Richard Ayling 1988-13 Sgt Billy Cain 1973-84 Cpl John Doran 1992-date Cpl Colin Baines 1982-96 Sgt David Cascarino 1980-04 Sgt James Dunlop 1982-?? Cpl Bill Barnes 1957-59 Capt Paul Ceaser 1987-13 Cpl Leslie Ebbage 1965-77 LCpl Steve Beedie 1997-05 Cpl Janine Cogram 1997-13 WO1 (YofS) Trevor Evans 1964-86 Sig Alec Bilham 1955-58 LCpl Gary Coupe 1989-96 Sig Dan Fagan 1979-90 Cpl Daniel Bird 1986-97 LCpl Michael Cousins 1965-80 Cpl Nicholas Feasey 1985-93 Sig Michael Bowling 1989-94 Sig Cowell 1981-84 LCpl John Fielder 1967-73 Cpl Nigel Brennan 1988-10 Sig Clifford Crockett 1939-42 Sig Christopher Fielding 1984-88 Cpl Christopher Brogan 1997-14 Sig Stephen Curwen 1979-84 Cpl Paul Forster 1989-date LCpl William Brooks 1972-83 Sig Brian Davis 1981-85 Sig Eric Fuller 1979-89

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 93 Sig Tony Gerrard 1988-88 Cpl James McGuinness 1970-84 Cpl Stuart Sheehan 1997-date Sig Mark Gibson 1990-99 LCpl Gerard McMichael 1987-94 Sig William Short 1957-59 Cpl Stuart Goldstone 1953-55 Cpl Jimmy Miller 1972-86 Sig Tracy Smith 1986-92 Sig Geoffrey Goodall 1968-72 Sig Malcolm Mills 1970-76 Sig Frank Spencer 1959-61 Cpl Matthew Haley 1986-97 LCpl Derek Morey 1973-83 Cpl Matt Stock 1988-95 Cpl Andrew Harvey 1998-date LCpl Thomas Morgans 1992-06 WO2 Heather Taylor 1994-12 Sig Frank Higham 1963-69 Sig Brett Murthwaite 1993-97 Cpl Chris Treweeks 1998-13 Cpl Colin Holman 1976-92 Sig Caroline Napier LCpl Marc Turowski 1997-02 LCpl Darryl Hughes 2003-date (Simpson) 1963-66 Cpl Iain Tweedie 1975-86 WO2 Neil Hunt 1985-07 SSgt Kam Nicholas 1990-date LCpl Colin Usher 1980-89 LCpl Michael Hurn 1979-93 Sgt Dawn Oakes 1992-date Sig Lomani Waqairawai 2005-13 Cpl Piers Johns 1991-02 Sig James O’Neill 1998-06 Sig Karl Welsh 1992-98 Capt Paul Jordan 1988-13 Sig Stephen Park 1990-93 Sig Ross Westlake 1967-73 Sgt Jim Keating 1958-67 Cpl Tony Philbrick 1977-91 LCpl Nicholas Williams 1986-95 Sgt Andrew Keatley 1990-07 LCpl Alan Pinnington 1990-07 LCpl Kevin Williams 1979-87 Sgt Martin Kelman 1982-94 Sig Stephen Purvis 1958-60 LCpl Jodie Willliams 2001-13 LCpl Carl Antony Kettlewell 1989-99 Cpl John Reynolds 1985-90 Sgt Stephen Wilson 1995-13 Cpl Gordon Keys 1998-07 Sgt Lee Rickard 2009-13 Cpl Philip Winter 1984-94 Sig David King 1955-57 Cpl Keith Ring 1961-76 WO1 John Woolley 1964-86 SSgt Dale King 1992-date LCpl John Salter 1956-64 Cpl Mark Zimmerman 1995-13 Sig Gary Lovell 1976-93 Sig David Sharpe 1985-90

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The evening started with a meal followed by the cabaret show. Leye has a way of getting people to do what he wants BLACKPOOL BRANCH and it saw most of us up on our feet and singing and waving our arms to the music like we were back in our teens. The night went well and a thank you must go to our Chairman, Christmas Function Ernie, for his hard work in organising the event. Towards the end of the show and with Dutch courage applied several Our Christmas Party took place on Friday the 13th December members were on the stage shaking their booties to the at the VIVA Showbar Blackpool. The guest of honour, Col Ian disco. Thompson, our Area 2 representative of the RSA was hosted by John, Howard, Paul and Mike along with their partners and I hasten to add that in true Royal Signals tradition we were families. It was also a chance to welcome three members of the last to leave. The Billy No Mates splinter group of HQUKLF Wilton, Angie, Wendy and Trevor. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves. AGM

The entertainment is in line with Blackpool and the show Our AGM took place on 14 January. Michael took over as host, Leye D Johns has a habit of selecting one of the Chair and ran the meeting like clockwork. The existing audience for his banter. It is fair to say we were all very committee were re-elected for the next 12 months. The relieved when we found out it was our very own Mike meeting was then handed over to our newly elected Leeming who took most of the flack. Well done Mike, we committee and our monthly meeting took place. It was all were very proud of you. rather slick as we were about to celebrate Matthew Japps’

94 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 100th birthday. The ladies (associate members) laid up the We also held our annual BBQ evening at the Catterick Golf buffet in the bar area whilst our meetings took place. Thank club which was well attended including Caroline Addison and you Dorothy, Carol and Pat for your hard work. Matthew was her Husband ‘Doc’ from RHQ. At this event we managed to presented with a picture with an inscribed plaque from the display our new Branch Standard which is to be dedicated in Branch, a Corps tie, beret and badge from the RSA HQ. April 2014 (TBC) along with the laying up of the old one and a possible dinner evening or Sunday lunch.

The new Branch Standard on display

The annual BBQ evening Events

This year will see us visiting locations of interest such as the September saw the grand advertising get underway with a 60 Arboretum and taking part in the 100 year celebrations. We person mail shot, e-mail drop and advertising in local shops are also busy raising funds for the Royal Signals Benevolent and the press. Our thanks go to Caroline for her help and Fund to show our appreciation for their help in the purchase support. Whoever thought of putting a return to sender of our Branch Standard. address on the envelopes it was a master stroke, as undelivered letters came back allowing us to update our Welcome records. We have also gone international with our first member Finally if you are visiting Blackpool on our meeting nights in the USA. Rumours that the (second Tuesday) or would like to see if the Branch has Chairman John McIllree, Secretary anything on during your visit we would love to see you. Just Iain Scrivin and Treasurer Jim email us on [email protected] Rodgers are planning a house call have been firmly scotched as the Welfare Officer, Elaine Edwards, had told us that it’s her job to do CATTERICK BRANCH the visits! October was a reasonably quiet month, however we had to get ready for two remembrance parades, one at the Garrison A busy four months since our last report for the Branch. Sadly Memorial Church and one in Richmond. We had two in August this year we saw the last Signals unit in Catterick standards on parade at the Memorial church and a wreath disband on what once was 11 Signal Regiments parade square was laid on our behalf by the Catterick Garrison Royal Signals in Helles Barracks. It brought back vivid memories for ACF detachment, ably commanded by one of our members, members of the Branch Ian Forbes, Jim and Ena Rodgers, Sgt Rory Milne. The Cap Badge is still being shown around Tony Brend and Elaine Edwards, amongst others) who the Garrison by these keen young teenagers who will attended along with old comrades from 4 Armoured Brigade. hopefully become the future of the Corps.

In November we were given permission to lay wreaths at the Howse/Woods Memorial in Gaza Barracks so on Monday 11th 16 members of the Branch were on parade with a greatly diminished 204 Sig Sqn. We were all welcomed back to the Sqn Admin room by the OC, Capt Tony McBean, for a very welcome brew. This is possibly the final, final parade of the Squadron so a bitter sweet moment for all who have served in

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 95 Catterick, but like all old soldiers the Royal Signals soldier The meal was followed by a short speech by David continues to be seen around the Garrison, so we might be and then we moved into the entertainments stage of the gone but not forgotten. Wreaths were laid by Elaine evening starting with our raffle. This year our star prize was a Edwards, John McIlree and Bob Kaiser. 32” Flat Screen Television and there were many other excellent raffle prizes to be won. I can honestly say that This brings us neatly up to December and our annual every table had its fair share of winners and everyone was Christmas function. Keen eyed readers will notice that the very satisfied and even Brigadier David won a prize. Golf Club keeps cropping up as our venue of choice, probably because so many Wednesday afternoons used to be spent out The evening carried on into the wee small hours with dancing and about the course and many of our members are still keep and much fun, everyone had a wonderful time. The next golfers. On 6 December 40 of our members and their guests morning, somewhat later on and with some bad heads, many had an excellent three course meal in preparation for the big of our members turned up again at the TA Centre to help day on the 25th. clean up and return the place back to normal. We would like to thank the SQMS and PSAO of 33 Signal Squadron for their If any readers want more of the photographs from the support without which we would not have had such a brilliant Catterick and District Branch (the spiritual home of the Corps) evening. Next year we are hoping to surpass this and lay on please e-mail the secretary, Mr Iain Scrivin, on iscrivin@aol. another evening that will not be forgotten, with another com. Regrettably funds do not permit postage transmissions. honoured guest.

Catterick AR POOLE BRANCH LIVERPOOL BRANCH President Lt Col (Retd) Bob Peake BEM Chairman Barrie Walker President Jimmy Carutthers Secretary Ray Williams Chairman Bob Taylor Secretary Tony Mullin John Hyde died in Treasurer Paul Smith September after a very Honorary Chaplain Revd John Williams short but aggressive illness, Standard Bearer Graham Christian he was 82. He joined the Corps for National Service in December has been a very busy month for the Liverpool 1949 and rejoined the Branch leading up to our Annual Christmas Function. Our Colours in 1960, serving a Guest of Honour this year was Brig David Hargreaves, full pensionable career, Chairman of the Royal Signals Association, and his partner leaving in 1980. He served Kathleen but unfortunately, at the last minute, due to ill in Hong Kong, Libya, health she was unable to accompany him. Northern Ireland and throughout Europe, Right up to seven o’clock on the evening of the function our reaching the rank of Sgt entertainments team were “beavering” away to ensure that and his final posting was in everything was in its correct place and seeing to it that Blandford Camp. He and his nothing had been forgotten. family settled in the Poole area, where John, a trained This year was our best year ever with over 110 members, carpenter, became a well- John Hyde friends and guests sitting down to a 4 course festive meal. respected shop fitter. His This was a challenge for our caterers who handled it great hobby was photography, exceptionally well. The food was of a high standard and there to such an extent that he served as chairman of 2 local was plenty of it too. Camera Club’s and eventually was Chairman to a group of clubs. John, who held a ‘50 year badge’ was also our official photographer and maintained our albums. Always well supported by his wife Sheila, she has been our ‘home visitor’ for many years and also conducts our monthly draw. Both of them were weekend volunteers at the Corps museum. Such was their service that they and Harry Hawke, also of our Branch, were voted as Dorset’s Museum Volunteers of the Year for 2012 - a unique achievement for 3 people in the same organization. John was cremated at Poole crematorium and he was held in such respect that it was standing room only. The Branch was out in force, carrying out ‘Guard of Honour’ duties and then a wake was followed in the RBL. John’s son- in-law, Jeffrey Watts, also an ex SNCO in the Corps was so impressed he joined the Branch within the next week! To Sheila and children Stephen, Claire, and Karen and grandchildren we extend our deepest sympathy; and look forward to seeing Jeffrey, Claire and of course Sheila at our future monthly meetings.

Brigadier Hargreaves addresses the Branch

96 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 BEVERLEY EX-BOYS ASSOCIATON BIRGELEN VETERENS ASSOCIATION

Beverley Boys Last Parade! - by Jeff Jephcote

The Boy Soldiers of No 6 Boys Training Regiment which was News Letter: Mick Morby and Ida Carmichael had been based at Victoria Barracks Beverley between 1949 and talking on how the BVA can keep members up-to-date with September 1955 formed an association which has met over what is going on (past, now and future). They have done this many years for an annual re-union, many of them held at by producing a quarterly newsletter. The first one was Beverley in East Yorkshire. This association will hold its last released at the end of January 2014. This is something new Parade and Reunion in late September 2014. It was the and it has been well received by members of the BVA. If by members express wish to return to Beverley which holds very chance you have not received your copy then please contact many memories for them. Mick. If you are not a member then join the BVA, by contacting any of the following: The reason for closure is the advancing age of its members, the difficulty of travel and falling numbers due to infirmity Chairman – Keith Clarke e-mail: webmaster@birgelenvets. combined with old age. org Secretary/Treasurer – Mick Morby e-mail: fieldway16@ The “Boys” from all over the UK including many boys from hotmail.com or [email protected] Tel : 01423 the previously Nazi- occupied Channel Islands enlisted 547080 straight from school to be trained from 14/15 years of age as Editor – Ida Carmichael e-mail: [email protected] Tel: potential NCO’s in the Royal Signals… the Army’s main 01282 423612 communications Regiment and received a good education Wire Notes – Jeff Jephcote e-mail: [email protected] and tough training in Military skills and discipline. Most went Tel: 01333 351676 on to serve in the many Military Campaigns since then, during the and in many countries throughout the world. New Members: The following new members who have joined Many of the posts were highly sensitive and not all wore since the AGM are welcomed into the BVA. uniform. Jan Coglan (Wife of Jim Coglan), John Lambert (R SIGNALS A Morrison’s Supermarket now stands where the old Barracks 1965-68), Jean Morby (nee Brown: WRAC/Int.Corps, 1980-83), once stood and a small display still exists within the store. A Uschi Searle (wife of Fred Searle), ‘Spy’ Dyer (R SIGNALS Barrack Block at Blandford was also named “Beverley” after 1970-72, 1982-85 and 1988-90), Tony Score (1967-68), Diane No 6 Boys Training Regiment. Knapman (widow of Colin Knapman), Helen Jephcote (wife of Jeff Jephcote and WRAC/R SIGNALS – still serving), Ted The final celebrations will consist of a Dinner with a senior Parkinson (R SIGNALS 1975-78), Pauline Clarke (wife of Keith Army Officer as Speaker, the sounding of the last Post at the Clarke), Roger Nadin (Int. Corps), Susan Brown (nee Barber – Beverley Memorial Gardens and a short Parade to a Church WRAC, 1976-79) and Peter Lambert - (Royal Australian Signals Service. 1985).

Anyone who served with the Beverley Boys Regiment or with Annual Reunion 2014: This year’s 14th Annual reunion will be memories of the Boys or have photographs or memories to held at the Cavendish Hotel Torquay on 26th – 29th Sep 2014. share can phone John Wardle on 01246 590573 or Email at- You can check out our website and become a member, www. [email protected]. birgelenvets.org

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Sgt BW Archer 1956/79 ??/12/2013 Lt Col LHM Gregory MBE 1941/62 17-Feb-14 Cpl HR Bartlett 1963/77 27-Dec-13 WO2 MP Grimshaw 1964/88 17-Feb-14 Sig SJ Baxter 1979/86 ??/02/2014 Maj PW Hill 1940/46 02-Mar-14 SSgt GE Bayley 1949/71 08-Jan-14 Cpl WJC Johnson 1978/89 18-Jun-13 Sig KRL Bradbury 1939/46 01-Feb-13 Lt Col DJ Jolly 1956/86 24-Feb-14 Sig J Brewster 1943/47 20-Jan-14 Capt CL Lewis-Barclay 1945/59 27-Dec-13 LCpl F Broadbent 1948/64 29-Jan-14 WO2 JJF Logan 1953/77 04-Feb-14 Sig LC Brown 1950/56 13-Feb-14 Sig B MacDonald 1953/56 ?? Sig JP Brownlee 1979 06-Jan-14 Sig DN McGrath 1990/94 03-Feb-14 Col TA Byrne 1954/86 25-Dec-13 Cpl RM Melhuish 1939/41 27-Jan-14 LCpl RD Castle 1943/47 14-Feb-14 Sgt CC Mitchell 1960/85 ?? Sgt LW Colquhoun 1981/05 06-Jan-14 Cpl AG Mulholland 1952/61 28-Feb-14 Sig P Craft 1944/47 11-Jan-14 Sgt FC Murfitt 1957/80 24-Jan-14 Cpl R Craig 1952/65 13-Feb-14 LCpl K Nevin 1971/76 22-Feb-14 SSgt IMF Danter 1995/09 27-Jan-14 SSgt T Noonan 1962/84 28-Feb-14 Maj FW Edwards 1952/69 10-Dec-13 Lt Col MG Panton 1950/84 28-Jan-14 Sgt M Fellows 1978/90 05-Feb-14 Sgt B Perrin 1961/?? 28-Jan-14 Sgt EF Ferguson 1938/39 27-Dec-13 Sgt DC Powell 1962/77 17-Dec-13 Capt JDF Francis MBE 1948/75 28-Jan-14 Cpl G Preece 1949/58 03-Dec-13 Sig JW Frost 1958/64 27-Dec-13 SSgt JMW Richardson 1960/89 02-Feb-14

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 97 Sgt W Richardson 1963/85 17-Apr-13 Maj DK Wallis 1948/85 21-Feb-14 Sig GA Riley 1958/67 07-Jan-13 Maj NF Webb 1946/82 ??/07/2013 LCpl AJ Saxby 1973/84 ??/02/2014 Sig LA Wells 1991/00 27-Dec-13 Sgt LW Sharp 1951/73 ??/01/2014 Cpl GA Whalley 1942/46 20-Jan-14 LCpl PC Sherry 1942/49 06-Feb-14 WO2 EJ White 1957/84 28-Jan-14 WO2 A Sim 1951/74 12-Jan-14 WO2 T Wilkinson 1959/84 05-Mar-14 SSgt K Stewart 1975/00 20-Feb-14 J Wollin 1949/51 09-Feb-14 LCpl AB Walker 1964/76 20-Oct-13 OBITUARIES

LOGAN – Jimmy Logan died 4 February 2014 meeting or social event and in 2003 was made an Honorary Life Member of the RSA. Founder of the Poole Branch. He died four days after his 82nd birthday and was cremated Born in Motherwell on 31 January 1932, on 13 February at Poole Crematorium. It was standing room Jimmy enjoyed a happy life with his only; 20 members formed a ‘guard of honour’ with 4 standing two brothers and sisters and on either side of the coffin and saluting during the playing of the graduating from high school joined the last post. An emotional eulogy was given by Lt Col (Retd) RAF as an apprentice. Service life in o Alan Davies. Alan’s first posting was as a lineman in Jimmy’s N 1 Radio School troop – resulting in a friendship for 57 years; indeed both at RAF Locking did little for him, except families have been very close, living near each other for for boxing. He became the RAF junior almost 4 decades in Dorset. boxing champion at his weight before leaving for civilian life back in Scotland. A lively wake followed in the RBL Club and Jimmy’s life was celebrated in a fitting manner, one which the great man He worked in the steel industry for a while before joining the would surely approved of! Our sympathy is extended to Eve, Royal Signals in 1953. He was determined to become a his wife for almost 60 years, and to his 4 children and 7 Lineman and despite trade selection objections he eventually grandchildren. The latter are all forging good careers, 2 in achieved this sole ambition. He was always immaculately Australia and Ian a graduating army officer at Exeter turned out – both on and off duty – and quickly rose up the University. Jimmy was extremely proud of them all. ranks and was an excellent tradesman. Whilst serving with the Line Troop at RAF Goch he met Evelyn Bates a Cpl in the WRAF and their courtship led to marriage in the station PRITCHARD – SSgt Clive Pritchard died 6 December 2013 church in 1955. Clive Pritchard was born abroad on 26 In 1956 they moved to RAF Butzwilerhof near Koln where November 1934 as his father was a their first child, Jimmy, was born. Later in Captain in the South Wales Borderers. Scotland, daughter Sandra arrived and the family moved to Clive went to school in Corsham and Cyprus for 3 years during the EOKA emergency. The family then joined No 1 Boys Selection returned to UK and during Jimmy’s tour in Catterick as an Squadron at Richmond in 1950 which instructor, Eve gave birth to Douglas and Jacqueline. then moved to Beverley and became 6 (Boys) Training Regiment. In 1952 he A further overseas tour of 2 years in Singapore, where Jimmy transferred to 5 Signal Regiment until 1953 was the troop Staff Sergeant of Changi Troop followed before when he was sent to Singapore/Malaya until it was back to BAOR. Altogether he served 12 years in Europe 1957. Apparently he pioneered jungle and his final tour was as RQMS of 7 Signal Regiment at communications in Malaya. Clive went on to serve in Minden Herford. He then retired from Service life after 24 years and and Bunde in Germany from 1957 to 1961 after which he settled in Poole in 1977. returned to the UK until 1967 when he again returned to Osnabruck for three years and then Gutesloh for a year. His Having adjusted to civilian life he became Head of Site at the last service was in Catterick until he left the Army in 1974 but local Poole Grammar School for Girls, a job he thoroughly he then went to the Army Apprentice College at Harrogate as enjoyed and he gave dedicated service there until ill health, in an Instructor. the form of COPD and osteoporosis, forced his early retirement in 1992. Ian Scrivin, from Catterick Branch RSA, said that he first met Clive in 1981 whilst undergoing upgrading training at 8 Signal In 1978 Jimmy placed postcard advertisements in several Regiment. He thought what the heck could a “civvy” teach Poole supermarkets inviting ex Corps members to make him about Morse Code but he soon found out that Clive was contact with him if they were interested in forming a local extremely good. Clive was always extremely smart and well RSA Branch. This proved very rewarding and from its humble turned out. He joined the Beverley Ex-Boys Association right beginning meeting in the back room of a local pub, Jimmy, at the start and was always a stalwart member. He died well supported as ever by Eve, ensured its stability and suddenly on 6 December and his funeral (which he had eventual relocation to the Broadstone Royal British Legion arranged himself) was held on 17 December 2013. Club. He acted as Chairman with Eve as Secretary/Treasurer. Clive had arranged a PowerPoint presentation for his funeral In 1983 Brig Paddy Evans joined the Branch and Jimmy asked and his family and friends were deeply touched at the pictures him to become Chairman and took over the Secretary duties he had chosen to be remembered by. A large collection was from Eve and continued to carry out this task until 1998 – 20 made at the funeral and this, together with donations from years of continual duties despite increasing frailty. He the Beverley Ex-Boys Association, was sent to the Royal continued in his support the Branch, rarely missing a monthly Signals Benevolent Fund.

98 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 WILKINSON – WO2 (YofS) Thomas Wilkinson died 5 March FRY - Captain Ian Fry 2014 Ian Fry was born on 22 October 1922 and left Grammar school Born in Barnsley in September 1944, the in the summer of 1941 hoping to pursue a career in medicine. son of a miner, Tom was a keen The situation meant a change of direction and he enlisted at footballer and played for Barnsley Boys at a young age, and continued to play Aldershot in August 41 on a “Duration of Emergency” throughout his career, representing engagement joining the Royal Berkshire Regiment. In 1943 he the Army. He enlisted into the Army was drafted to India. During various movements he sustained on 22 December 1959 and spent 3 a catastrophic injury to his right leg which resulted in his years at the Army Apprentice College, downgrading and a transfer to the Royal Signals where he Harrogate where he was trained as a trained as a Cipher Operater in STC Mhow. From 1944 to the Radio Telegraphist. On completion of end of hostilities he served with “S” L of C Signals in the his apprenticeship he completed a tour Arakan area ending on Ramree Island providing crypto cover in Cyprus as a UN peace keeper. for supply airdrops during the advance of the 14th Army down Between 1963 and 1965 he had short tours in BAOR, the UK and Cyprus again. Tom met and the centre of Burma. The Regiment regrouped in Chittagong married his wife, Mary, on 23 December 1965. His first settled intending to supply communications in the Dutch Celebes tour was 22 Sig Regt, Lippstadt for 3 years. His first son, area (now Indonesia). Ian eventually moved to Singapore Shaun, was born in 1967 followed by another son, Dean, in early in 1946 and in late 1946 was posted as a WO2 to ALFSEA 1971. Although he didn’t know at that time they were both Signal Regiment working in the GHQ Cipher Office. also destined to have careers within the Corps. He steadily rose through the ranks and attended the Royal School of On returning to the UK in 1947 he realised that employment Signals in order to complete his Yeoman of Signals course opportunities for those without pre-war qualifications were from 1970-72, and from there he was posted to Hong Kong few, so Ian enlisted on a Regular engagement being granted and Singapore. His Army career was eventful and colourful and he was fortunate to have served as far afield as Nepal, the ‘shadow’ rank of LCpl. It was also in 1947 that the met his however the majority was to be spent in Germany. His final future wife, Daphne, and was posted to the Signal tour was with the newly formed Task Force Foxtrot, 206 Regiment. In 1948 after a re-mustering course in Harrogate, Signal Squadron, 3 (UK) ADSR in Soest, a tour that he always he was posted to HQ Chairman Western Europe in remembered fondly because of the close bonds that he Fontainebleau as a WO1. The later advent of NATO changed formed with his colleagues. the unit title to HQ Allied Land Forces (Central Europe) Signal Squadron where Ian had the responsibility for training US, Upon leaving the Army Tom took up a new position as a Dutch, Belgian and French operators in NATO Cryptosystems. Fisheries Manager in Wentworth, South Yorkshire, not far In 1953 Ian was posted to GHQ (FARELF) Signal Regiment in from his birthplace. He was a keen fisherman and his obvious managerial and people skills made him the perfect man for Singapore. In 1955 he was offered a Short Service the job. He became a somewhat reluctant gardener, although Commission as Lt (Cipher) and in January 1956 he was posted always with fantastic results as even though he didn’t enjoy it to 19 Army Group Signal Regiment in Rheindahlen. his thoughts were “if the job needs doing, I’m going to do it properly”. He also had a spell breeding golden retrievers, and After a tour in 611 Sig Tp, Brighton, where he was responsible his first dog, Gemma, became the second great love of his life. for the worldwide distribution of Cipher material, he was When Tom finally retired in 2009 he began to suffer with posted to 240 Sig Sqn in York where he was in charge of HQ breathing difficulties and found it hard to be as physically Northern Command Communications Centre. His last years of active as he would like. However, his mind was still as sharp service in the Corps, from 1963 to 1965, were spent at 18 as a tack, and he became a “silver surfer”, taking to the internet with gusto and embracing technology willingly. Most Signal Regiment Singapore, where he was in charge of the notably over this period he started to network again, large Cipher Office in GHQ FARELF. This period was at the becoming a life member of the RSA and last year, despite height of the Indonesian Confrontation and the time increasing ill health, attended a re-union in Scarborough. He difference with the UK meant 24 hours of non-stop work. has renewed many old acquaintances and his family have been deeply touched by the comments and condolences that The severity of his wartime injury debarred him from being have come flooding in from across the globe. granted a Regular Commission and Ian retired on 1 December 1965. He then worked as a Senior Executive Officer in the Tom passed away peacefully on 5 March after a short spell in Finance Department of British until he hospital and was buried in Wentworth on the 14 March. His th loving wife Mary, sons Shaun and Dean, grandsons and all his retired on his 60 Birthday to enjoy his hobbies of gardening family and many friends will miss him dearly. and philately. He regularly attended the annual Traffic Officers dinner in Blandford, as the Senior Member, and attended his last dinner in 2008 at the age of 86.

JAYARAM PURI - Cpl Jayaram Puri died 9 March 2014

On 9 March 2014, Cpl Jayaram Puri was involved in a Road completion of his basic training, Cpl Jayaram joined the Traffic Accident whilst on duty. He was taken to the Queen’s Queen’s Gurkha Signals as a Communication System Engineer Medical Centre, where, sadly, he died from his and was awarded the best trainee of the Queen’s Gurkha injuries. Signals in 2005. He also won the Top Student award in his a year long Class One course. Cpl Jayaram deployed to Kuwait Cpl Jayaram Puri was born on 23 April 1985 in Chabahil, in 2009 with 30 Signal Regiment in support the Joint Force Kathmandu, Nepal. After successfully graduating from Headquarters and to Operation HERRICK 17 in October 2012. Manakamana Boarding School and the National College Maharajgunj, Cpl Jayaram joined the British Army on 18 Lt Col Niall Stokoe OBE, Commander Queen’s Gurkha Signals, December 2003. His basic recruit training took place with the said: Gurkha Company, Infantry Training Centre, Catterick, where he was identified as a bright, motivated and intelligent “This is very sad moment for QG SIGNALS PARIWAR. We have individual and won the Unit Champion Recruit award. On lost a much loved Bhai. Cpl Jayaram was one of the best QG

THE WIRE, APRIL 2014 99 SIGNALS Non-Commissioned Officers of his generation. His selfless commitment, dedication and professionalism was second to none. He was immensely popular who had so much to offer and will be sorely missed by us all. Our thoughts go out to his family, especially his wife, Narbada, son, Joseph and parents.”

Maj Yambahadur Rana, Gurkha Major Queen’s Gurkha Signals, said:

“The sudden death of Cpl Jayaram casts a dark cloud over the PALTAN. He was the best of his generation who led by example. His untimely demise has left a huge hole in the Regiment. I have known Jayaram since he joined the Regiment, he made profound impact from the outset. He stood out for his professionalism, commitment, loyalty and humour – all qualities that I have come to expect from the very best QG SIGNALS soldiers; a true modern Gurkha soldier with exceptional all round talent. Our deepest sympathy and thoughts go to his wife, Narbada, son, Joseph, bereaved family and friends.”

Lt Col Ian Hargreaves, CO 2 Signal Regiment said.

“The tragic death of Cpl Jayaram is a sad loss of a top-class soldier to the Queen’s Gurkha Signals and 2 Signal Regiment. Having been Champion Recruit, Best Trainee and later Top Student on the Class One Communications Engineer Course, he was destined for senior ranks. Now he cannot fulfil his potential, our thoughts and practical help will focus on supporting his family through difficult times – both today and in the future. We will remember Cpl Jayaram as a dedicated professional soldier, a friend, a husband and a father.”

Maj Mark Barratt, OC 246 Gurkha Signal Squadron, said:

“Cpl Jayaram was the epitome of a Queen’s Gurkha Signaller; fit, intelligent, articulate and utterly dedicated. It was impossible not to be impressed by him. Of his many strengths, he had a particular talent for instructing and this is where I first met him. Each year a new intake of recruits joins our family and energetic Non-Commissioned Officer. As an exceptionally Jayaram had been selected to begin their education about life talented engineer and innovative thinker, he had a very bright and work in the Queen’s Gurkha Signals. He rose to the task future ahead of him. He embodied the best of what it means to with his usual good humour and professionalism and it is be a Gurkha in the modern era. He was a role model and reassuring to know that a new generation of has mentor to his juniors and a loyal friend to his peers. Most of all, benefited from Cpl Jayaram’s intelligence, enthusiasm and he was a true gentleman to everyone he met. Cpl Jayaram will passion. The loss that the Squadron is feeling is nothing be sadly missed by all who had the pleasure to work with him. compared to that of Cpl Jayaram’s loved ones. You have the He was a corner stone of the Troop. His enthusiasm, thoughts and prayers of all of us. Cpl Jayaram was a fine man professionalism and positive spirit rubbed off onto those and he will be greatly missed.” around him and will live on in all who he influenced. We are deeply sorry for your loss and our thoughts are with you and Capt Lok Bahadur Gurung, 2IC 246 Gurkha Signal Squadron, your family at this difficult time.” said: Sgt Suzyoki Tamang and all York based numbaris (Cpl “Cpl Jayaram Puri’s death has shocked and saddened all of us in Jayaram’s intake mates), said: 246 Gurkha Signal Squadron and Queen’s Gurkha Signals. An outstanding, intellectual Communications Systems Engineer he “Jayaram, you were one of the best friends we ever had. You was a loyal, trustworthy and experienced soldier who had an were like a brother to us; we trained and worked together for irrepressible personality. I have known Cpl Jayaram for as long many years. Truly a selfless, kind and caring person you were as he has been in the Regiment. Most recently I got to know always ready to help those around; you were a real hero. With him on Operation HERRICK 17 where he worked tirelessly as my hands on our heart, we honestly have hardly seen anybody as Projects Non-Commissioned Officer. It was easy to see him as a diligent, enthusiastic and devoted as you. Your great future Foreman of Signals in the Royal Corps of Signals. All personality earned you huge respect that will always remain. members of 246 Gurkha Signal Squadron, our families and his We will never forget your passion for football or the way you many friends extend our deepest sympathy to his wife led by example in arduous events like the Lanyard Trophy, Narbada, son Joseph, his parents, brothers and wider family. Cambrian Patrol and Trailwalker. Your passion for writing and We wish them all strength during this very difficult time.” your ability to express your views and feelings will live on in your many published articles. We will continue to follow your Lt Mike Kearney, OC, and SSgt Lalit Bahadur Thapa, Troop example. Words fall short to express how we feel about your SSgt Kowloon Troop, said: death but our thoughts and deepest sympathy are always with your bereaved family. May your soul rest in peace. You will be “Cpl Jayaram Puri was an intelligent, hard working and immensely missed.”

100 THE WIRE, APRIL 2014