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VOLUME NO. 49 ISSUE 5 UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, DURHAM, N. H. — MARCH 12, 1959 PRICE — SEVEN CENTS Students Flock To Hear The Facts Nite Of Sin Provides About Current Budget Controversy Unusual Entertainment President Johnson Shows Interest Cheshire Wins In The Future Of The University The Annual High By RICHARD DUGGIN School Debate Last Thursday evening-, 1300 students packed New Hampshire By Martha Higon Hall to hear President Johnson speak on the budget controversy On Saturday, March 7, the New En­ between the University and the State Legislature. What they gland High School Varsity Debate heard was not pleasant. Tournament was held on UNH cam­ The President began his speech by warning that “this is a time pus. Thirty-nine teams participated, re presenting fourteen schools. for calm persuasion and restraint. I’m not here to enlist. I’m here The topic of the debate was: Resolv­ to show how the people of New Hampshire can save our University.” ed: that the U. S. should adopt the es He went on to say, “W e have in 77 — r 7 ; : ~ sential features of the British system the University of New Hampshire a sig- 11 ou/ . faculty does not receive the pro- of education. nificant investment, and we think the pos®d iacrease 1\ s,alaryA they. wllJ drop The debate coaches of the participat­ people of the state should know what to $3000 per man below the national aver ing schools acted as judges for the dif­ that investment is. It is a trust which ay U ?y , , ferent rounds, judging teams other than is held for posterity. It’s an investment There are some people who want to their own. The teams switched sides, which has a bricks-and-mortar value and, teach,, who choosy to teach, and when each dealing one negative and two they do, they should have to pay' too high which is more important, human value.” affirmative or two negative and one The “Sources of Sin” shown above divying up the loot for the Student Union, a price for having made that choice,” affirmative. Value of the University Night of Sin, are: from left tp right, Dick Hampson, Jan Davidson, Bill Cohen, he said. Win Scholarships In terms of its 'bricks-and-mortar value, Ellen Kadets, and Debbie Boyd. Photo by Purdy State’s Share Of Expenses Three scholarships to UNH were it would take well in excess of 35 mil­ At present, he explained, the state con- awarded to the three speakers who ac­ lion dollars to reconstruct the Universi- . . A . . • x, -n • tributes 45 percent of the total to the cumulated the most speaker points in ty as it is at the present time, the Presi- University, and the student pays 27 per three rounds of the tournament. Certi­ Faculty Members To Challenge dent said. In terms of human value, the cen^._ y\jj other land grant colleges with ficates were also awarded. University gives 40 percent of its grant- a buciget our sjze avera,ge 57 percent The first speaker of the tournament ates ^to the state and about / 0 percen contributions from the state and 10% per was Constance M. Bogh of Portland to _ y eN T • • « • • x- f cent from the student. If it becomes High School, who accumulated 85 Their Students’ Gambling Ability . d de University is an institution of na- necessary ^o asSess the student more in points out of a possible 105. Miss Bogh By BETTE LANG tional standinsr, not merely because it is tuition, the state will decrease to 43 also received first place last year and a member of the ^ land grant codeges per cent atKj the student will rise to 32 thus was not eligible for a scholarship Have you ever wanted to visit old New O’leans during their founded in Lincoln s time, but because percent a,s compared to the national pic- this year. it has worked hard through the years to ture. Mardi Gras? or to try your luck at the roulette wheel? This year's The scholarships went to Jay Davis establishits well-earned reputation. W e if we continue on the same level as of Holderness with 83 points, EdwarJ Tenth Annual “ Nite of Sin” , March 13th and 14th, will give you "are a member of that family of colleges we arC) the President warned, “ the Uni- Smith of Cheshire with 82 points, and a chance to do both. “Mardi Gras” is the theme chosen by the Stu­ of seventy or more which, as_ a group, versity of New Hampshire will be John McCooey of Dover with 82 points. dent Union for this event. contributes to the aimed services more different place by 1961, and, we think, a The four teams in the semi-finals officers than West Point, Annapolis, the definitely inferior Mace.” If we increase Friday night, the Coos and Cheshire rooms will be the scene of Air Force Academy, and the Coast Guard our tuition $200> it wilI put us at the were Lincoln, Cheshire, and two teams from Concord. These teams were un­ a gambling casino. Here, members of the faculty and deans of the Academy combined. top of all public institutions in the United defeated in the three preceeding rounds colleges will run the tables and challenge Shows Slides States. and won on points. the ability of those who try their luck. In a series of slides, President Johnson , “ W e are Proposing that the state sim Undefeated Johnson Announces This is always a source of much amuse­ illustrated some interesting but disturb- p*y appropriate the money, as it has ment and pleasure to both student and Three other teams were undefeated professor as they face each other across ing .facts. The main issue in the budget ? n(j m e Past. directly on the basis but did not have as many points. These controversy has to do with the salary in- of the needs as we have presented them, the gambling table instead of the desk. teams were: Holderness, Richmond, New Appointments crease for our faculty and staff. This in- If we were up to the national average, The dress of the dealers, in accordance and Montpelier. crease comprises 44 percent of the total we ° ; PeLnaps, he indifferent; if we with the theme, should be interesting. The judges of the semi-finals wrnre budget. It has been rejected by Governor were UP to the New England or regional the following UNH debaters: Ellen Of Assistant Deans Dancing Held Powell and replaced by an inadequate borage, perhaps we could be mdiffer- Pirro, Jim Hoey, Merle Wright, Bob President Eldon L. Johnson has an­ For those who don’t feel like taking compromise ' ,, ut we re 4°* m ^ at P°sltion in any The President stated that the purpose case> the President stated emphatically, Wollinger, Dick Engle, and Bettie nounced the appointments of Dr. Mel­ a chance at the tables, the Strafford Lyons. * ville Nielson and Dr. John B. Hraba Room should provide enjoyable enter­ for the faculty’s salary_ increase is “ to Importance of Education The judges o f the finals were: Clyde to be Assistant to the Dean of the Col­ tainment. Here a jazz band will provide try and bring them in line with the na- j.n summing up our present situation, he Coolidge, President of Tau Kappa Al­ lege of Liberal Arts and Assistant to music for listening and dancing. Games tional competitive picture. had this to say, “ Isn’t it preposterous, pha, Dr. Joseph D. Batcheller of the the Dean of the Graduate School res­ will include three roulette wheels, dice “ We find that we have to keep on that in the wealthiest nation in the world, UNH English edpartment, and Bob pectively for the remainder of the aca and card games. A prize will be awarded emphasizing that matter when we re talk- we can't afford to educate our young Cullinane, top U N H debater. demic year. the most successful gambler, who amasses ing about the problem of the University people? The winner o f the tournament was The appointees will continue their the largest “ fortune”. There will be no of New Hampshire. W ere talking about “ Should we rely on our weapons to Cheshire Academy of Cheshire, Conn. teaching duties while serving_ in their admission charge on Friday night. a national profession; were talking about keep our world standing? Even so, how The runner-up was Concord High On Saturday night, Hairry Marshard’s a national problem; we re talking about can. we make weapons without the mathe- new capacities. Both will assist Dean School. Cheshire debated negative and John F. Reed who currently holds both Orchestra will provide music for dancing national intellectual _ lives. W e’re not matician, the chemist, and the engineer ? Concord affirmative. deanships but will relinquish that of at the Mardi Gras Ball. The dance, held talking about something within the state “W e say we must depend on education the Graduate School when a successor from 8 to 11:45 in the Strafford Ball­ of New Hampshire. This is a national for defense, wealth, and freedom. Do we? room, is semi-formal. Admission is $2.00 Market through which we have to deal; Not as long as we won’t support it. is named. A committee to alvise on the search for a new Graduate Dean has per couple. and we have to be, therefore, in a na- “ j n the final analysis, this is not just tional competitive position, if we re going a lack of dollars, but a lack of convic- Official Notices been appointed by President Johnson. Mardi Gras Queen to operate that kind of institution that s tion as to what is important and what All students .are responsible for knowledge Dr. Nielson is an Associate Profes­ At this time, the queen of Mardi Gras respectable of a state university, and in- is unimportant in America. Once we of notices appearing here. sor of Sociology at the University. A will be crownedi Candidates were se­ deed, we think ours is.” arrive at the conviction that education native of North Baltimore, Ohio, he is lected by the men’s housing units and Caps and Gowns. All students a graduate of Bowling Green State will be voted upon by the student body. National Comparison is really important, then it will be the graduating in June must report for University and holds Master of Arts They include: Sally Healey, T K E ; Bar­ Through his slides, the President pre- j j f “ S . f We’U dedde cap and gown measurements to and Doctor of Philosophy degrees from bara Swett, Theta Kappa Phi; Irene sented an mcomparison m norle™ ofrhf facultyforM,1t,r rvanrpay rmon oa WC really Cant aitOM . Brad M clntire’s Shop not later than Lor less than $2 per capita beyond the Ohio State University. He joined Ponchelon, Kappa Sigma; Julie Larkin, national basis. We are below the national April 18. the U N H faculty in 1950. A member Hetzel Hall; Cindy McDonnell, Lamb­ average for similar institutions. In the the proposed budget, New Hampshire could be the envy of the nation. Let us College Rings, Students desiring of the American Sociological Society, da C hi; Helen Heine, Acacia; Judy Lane, New England area, we are in last, sec­ Dr. Nielson also holds membership in Phi Mu Delta; Sally Orcutt, Theta Chi; ond to last, or third to last place in work for that, not mediocracy. delivery of College Rings prior to “America pays for what it thinks is Commencement should plan to or­ Alpha Kappa Delta, the national socio­ and Jill Flint, East-West Hall. some of the categories with respect to •_____, + T x , ti ^ ■ logy honor society. He is a veteran of This year’s Nite of Sin with its Mar­ faculty pay. If something isn’t done about j,nUortant Let us show them that this der them from the bookstore by April 1. World War II and was a graduate as- di Gras Ball, casino, gambling tables, the budget, we will be. “in uncontested 15 imP°rtan*- (continued on page 10) and floor show, should provide interest­ last place in all categories.” Calm Persuasion ing and unusual entertainment for the “ This,” the President pointed out, “is Following President Johnson’s speech, whole campus. a state not becoming to our institution or David Decker, president of the Student the state, and not befitting our role in Senate, reiterated the President’s warn- Rossiter To Give Alumni Visitor Talk the national picture of intellectual lives.” ing that this was a time “for calm per- He went on to state that we are at suasion and restraint.” He warned Hotel Majors Plan present holding our own (it may be be- against any action that would tend to Concerning The Future Of The USA low the average, but at least we’re hold- hinder the cause by eliciting the scorn ing steady). He warned, however, that of our adversaries. By DICK WESTON To Take Field Trip “ Is America Worth Saving?” This Sciences, which elected him a Fellow last On March 19, twenty-five students Senior Serves Internship is the question which will be posed by year. Since 1953, he has served as a from the Department of Hotel Admin­ Class Councilors In Wesley Powell's Office Dr. Clinton G. Rossiter III, one of the consultant to the Fund for the Republic, istration are going on an annual field foremost students of American oiviliza- and in the potentially controversial post trip exercise to the Sheraton-Kimball John G. Power of Hampton Falls, a tion, when he delivers the Alumni Visi- of director of Studies on American Com- Hotel in Springfield Massachusetts, as Plan Junior Prom senior, is serving an internship in Gov­ tor Lecture in New Hampshire Hall on munism for the Fund, guests of the General Manager, Mau­ By JOHN MARR JR. ernor Wesley Powell’s office in Con­ the evening of April 20. Wins Wilson and Beard Awards rice Lawler and his staff. The students The meeting of the Class Council cord. He was selected for the post by Equally famed as a scholar, teacher, Dr. Rossiter is also a member of sev- will leave Wednesday afternoon and was called to order at 7:15 p.m., Sun­ members of the faculty of the Govern­ and author, Dr. Rossiter, holds an A.B, eral honorary _ societies, including Phi will stay at the hotel that night. On day evening, March 9, 1959, with 10 ment Department. degree from Cornell, and M.A. and Ph.D. Beta Kappa, Sigma Phi, Quill and Dag- Thursday they will work in direct con­ members present. John and Economics major, has been degrees from Princeton. After receiving ger, and Phi Kappa Phi. junction with the various department It was announced that the Senior an Honor student ever since he enroll­ the latter in 1942, he joined the Navy He is a prolific author of books and heads in the hotel. This exercise is in­ Dinner-Dance in January was a great ed at the University. In recognition of as an officer and served five years, par- articles on various aspects of American tended to give the students practical success. The report ran: “food, good; his outstanding ability, he was awarded ticipating in eight Pacific campaigns. He politics and political history, many of insight into the various activities and dinner, better; and attendance, excep­ one of five Graduate School Scholar­ then turned to teaching, and became an which have received yery high praise, problems of the executives in the hotel. tional.” Approximately 3001 people were ships given annually by Pi Gamma Mu, instructor in government at Cornell. He Seedtime of the Republic won the Wood- This trip will be under the direction of present. the national Social Service Honor So­ later rose to the chairmanship of the row Wilson Foundation Award and sev- Professor R. R. Starke, Head of the Tentative plans for Senior Week ciety. He was also awarded the New Government Department there. Last eral other prizes. His latest book, Con- Department of Hotel Administration at were also announced. The banquet and Hampshire Bankers Association Schol­ month he became the second holder of servatism in America, received the the University. ball has been scheduled for Thursday arship last August. After completing Cornell’s John L. Senior Professorship Charles A. Beard Memorial Prize. The students, and the staff operations evening at Lookout Hotel in Ogun- his undergraduate work, he plans to do His The American Presidency, pub­ that they will be participating in, are quit, Maine. An improved version of graduate work in Economics in one of lished in 1956, has become a required as follows: A 1 j 1 x r> r text L more than six hundred colleges, a moonlight cruise will take place on the larger Universities. A popular teacher and lecturer Prof. and has ,been descri,5ed as «the best ^ General Manager — Richard Clark, Friday evening. He is the son of Mrs. Marion Power Rossiterno.oiror has Hoc spokencn a Iz o m ato f scoresc e n r o c rvt-of uni­ 1 i 1 i • David Wyllie. Outdoor recreation at Ogunquit is of Hampton, and is married to the eral book on the presidency ever writ­ versities. Last year he accomplished quite ten.” Executive Assistant Manager — on the agenda for Saturday; it will be former Patricia Gillis. commuting feat by lecturing one day Called Conservative Frank Small, Edward Hellenbrand. climaxed by a barbeque at 4 p.m. The a week at Princeton as visiting professor Night Manager — Richard Colby Lookout Hotel was chosen instead of Notice * of politics. He has been invited to travel In this book Prof. Rossiter surveyed Sales Manager — Jan Allen, Phyllis the Wentworth, the traditional spot to England next year to be Pitt Pro- the way in which the presidency has been Buck. chiefly because, the W entworth was The New Hampshire Sports Editor fessor of American History and Insti- handled by the occupants of that office Personnel Manager — John Clifton, not available for Friday evening. would welcome any help from any mem­ tutions at Cambridge University. since its creation. He concluded that they Sherwood Sexton. It was reported that the theme of bers of the student body of the Uni­ His scholarship has also been recog- have done pretty well,* on the whole, Auditor-Controller — John Colby. the Junior Prom, scheduled for May versity who would like to report the nized by Kenyon College, which awarded finding 'himself out of sympathy with the Front Office — Marcia Houck, Rob­ 8 , is Top Hat, White Gloves, and Tails. results of the spring athletic events, him an honorary L.L.D. in 1956, and efforts to change or limit the powers of ert Caulfield. (continued on page 10) either frosh or varsity. the American Academy of Arts and (continued on page 10) (continued on page 10) PAGE T W O THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 12, 1959

I DiCecco-Boyajian W R A Notes Holds 11th Annual Select Students | Religious News ; Congratulations to the class of “60'” for taking the interclass basketball Present Recital championship. Great going, gals. Royal On April 25 Who Will Act -Cantoiibury Chapter: _ This Sunday, Last Monday, the class managers and After their February meeting on Mon­ March 15, Canterbury will present Lost the faculty advisors picked the All Star Boundaries„ starring Mel Ferrer. Rever­ Bach and Haydn day the 19th, the Animal Industry Club As Counselors Of team. They are as Follows: announced that the 11th annual New end Robert Dunn, rector of St. John’s Forwards Guards Counselors for 1959 Freshman Camp Church, Portsmouth, in which one scene i Bruno DiCecco, cellist and Howard Hampshire Royal will be held on Satur­ have recently been chosen by co-directors Sonnie Hazen “Beanie” Dwinnells day, April 25, 1959 in conjunction with was filmed, will present some of _ the Boyajian, violinist, will present a duo- Ann Morse Mary Jean Trachier Carolyn Musser and Bill Fuller and exe­ background of the story. The evening’s recital on March 18 at 8 :00 p.m. in the sixth annual All-Aggie Day. cutive staff members Donna Church, Pat Sue Russell Nancy Reinhold The New Hampshire Royal is a fitting program will begin with Evening Prayer Murkland Auditorium in Durham. Both Willard, Myron Ashapa and John Zottu. Joan Wheeler Claudia Sandberg and showmanship contest The contestants at 6 :0 0 with supper and the movie di­ men are members of the University of Counselors were selected on the bases of Mary Ann Cutter Jill Flint are judged on how well they have rectly afterwards in Dallas Hall of St. New Hampshire Department of Music. academic standing, ability and interest in Gail Bigglestone Corrine Davis groomed and trained their animals and George’s Church. Mr. DiCecco holds the Bachelors and working with people, and interest in Judy Gove Jean Freyermouth on their own manner and technique of Student Church: This Sunday, March Masters degree in Music. He has ap­ Freshman Camp and the purposes it Satch Phillips Jean Hodgkins presentation. The type and conformation 15, Student Church is proud to present peared professionally with several groups serves. Jane Millette of the individual animals are not con­ Dr. Harold Ehrensperger as the guest in Connecticut. Meetings will be held every Tuesday Gail Bigglestone was elected captain sidered in the placings. The value of this speaker for the morning service in Murk- Mr. Boyajian holds the Bachelors and night for the next eleven weeks for the of the team. type of contest becomes apparent at land auditorium. Masters degrees from Julliard and Ober- The Basketball and badminton teams purpose of making well-rounded program At the present time, Dr. Ehrensperger lin respectively and is currently continu­ shows where the merits of each animal will travel to Colby Jr. and Jackson Jr. are being judged. Fitting, training and preparations and training the counselors is Associate Professor of Religion and ing his Doctoral studies at Boston Uni­ for the positions and responsibilities they colleges for games. On the eighteenth showmanship give spectators and pro­ the Arts at Boston University School of versity. will assume at camp. of this month, U N H will play hostess spective buyers a good impression and Theology. He studied at Harvard Uni­ The program will include the works of Training will be somewhat intensified at to W estbrook Jr. College. W R A wishes also present the animal in a manner which versity, then did graduate work there in Bach and Haydn and will feature a Ravel both teams the best of luck. You can the Rolling Ridge Conference, to be held Sonata. The public is cordially invited shows its good points to best advantage. drama, with Professor George P. Baker do it. in North Andover, Mass. on March 21- in the famous “47 Workshop” . His in­ to attend this concert. Admission free. The general rules of the show have 22. Interhouse volleyball got under way been set up by the club. terests in drama and religion have led last Monday. Schedules of the games The sixty-nine counselors are as fol­ him to make several trips abroad, includ­ 1959-60 Sophomore Sphinx are posted in all the women’s housing 1. Eligibility — any student of the lows : Nancy Bales, Faye Bennett, Mary ing several to Europe. In 1937, Dr. Ehren­ units an din N. H. hall. Get the gals University or the Thompson School Casazza, Marguerite Ghampney, Con­ sperger was an official delegate to the The Freshman class has elected the together and rack up for your house. of Agriculture is eligible to enter stance Clark, Margaret Cooney, Judith Theater Festival at Moscow, USSR. _He Sophomore Sphinx for 1959-60. The Co-rec volleyball is still in view. any one or more classes. Cutler, Janet Evans, Beverly Fay, Bren­ went around the world in 1946-47, visit­ twelve girls chosen are: Judy Cutler, There will be a complete list of stand­ 2. Classes — the followirtg classes are da Ferguson, Helen Fournier, Penelope ing India, China and other Oriental coun­ Tina Freudenberg, Rhoda Jennings, Car­ ings in this column next week. Quite tentative contingents on the number Hall ward, Anne Hescock, Betty Ann tries Three years (ending in 1953) of ole Knolton, Sue Maxton, Claire McIn­ a few houses have defaulted, but a of entries: Jorgensen, Judith Lane. Anne Leafinard, his time were spent in India where he tosh, Nancy Pettes, Peg Rich, Peg Rob­ number of the “ old faithfuls” have play­ a. Dairy Sue LeBrun, Claire Macintosh, Joan helped to start the first journalism course inson, Sandy Shaw, Terry Tripp and ed off their games. There are schedules b. Shorthorns MacKenzie, Marcia Makris, Gail Masked, in the Indian University, where writing Anne White. in all men’s housing units. c. Sheep Allwynne McMullen, Davida Morin, An­ for new literates was a credit course. The thirteen boys elected are: Joe Aita, d. Horses nabel Page, Nancy Parry, Kay Perm- As an author, Dr. Ehrensperger is Dick Ghartrain, Larry Cutter, Stephen Concert Choir On TV e. Swine chief, Helen Plasteras, Frances Pomor- noted for The Spreading Flame, Con­ Dorr, Bill Doran, Paul Dube, Lee Greg­ ski, Barbara Posner, Carolyn Rhoades, The University of New Hampshire f. Beef science on Stage, and Change of Heart. ory, Ken McNamara, Dick Murphy, Vic g. Colts Barbara Russell, Barbara Schaefer, San­ He has also had articls publish'd in Paraglioli, Brad Thorpe, and Paul Concert Choir may be viewed on Sun­ dra Shaw, Karen Sosted, Terry Tripp, several magazines such as the: Christian day, March 15 from 10:30 to 11 a.m. The general chairman of the New T womey. Hampshire Royal is Douglas Benson. The Sally Washburn, Nancy Watson, Gret- Century, Saturday Review of Literature, on Channel 4 W B Z-T V . The group will chen Wedekind, Lynne Wrightnour. be making its sixth annual appearance following committees and show officials International Journal, and church peri­ be the guest speaker of the Newman Bill Allison, Robert Amsden, Donald odicals. Other accomplishments include Club, Thursday, March 12 at 7 p.m. in on the regularly scheduled program pro­ were selected: Master of Ceremonies — James Van Alstine, Ringmaster and Babcock, Gary Baker, Charles Bartlett, being on the editorial staff of Drama the Church Hall. Father Redlon is a duced by the above station, “ Our Be­ Douglas_ Brown, Rucker Burks, Jack Ca­ lieving W orld”. The program will con­ Assistant — Cathie Oliver and John Magazine, Editor of the Little Theater graduate of St. Bonaventure’s University, bana, Richard Chartrain, Clifton Clarke, sist of selections of sacred numbers of Robertson, Publicity — Conrad Terkel- Monthly, and having founded Motive, the New York, and Holy Name Theological Michael Colpitts, Andrew Crooker, Philip interest to everyone. sen and William Martin, Program and magazine for students. Seminary, Washington, D. C He did Currier, David Dodge, William Doran, The sixty picked voices make up the Classes — Joan Wheeler, Advertising — Dr. Ehrensperger’s many experiences graduate work in Psychology at the Cath­ Mike Edwards, Bruce Ellsworth, Allan only college choir used on the program, Michael Perrault, Prizes — Rodney Hag- in the field of drama, religion,_ journalism olic University of America, Washington, Hall, James Highet, Harlan Karr, Allen which comes from Boston. The entire gett, Securing Judges — Lee MacWal- and travel contribute to his being a brilli­ D. C. and received his Ph.D. in Phil­ Maxwell, Kenneth McKinnon, Timothy half-hour program is given over to the liams. ant and noted speaker. osophy at the University of Lourain, Morrill, J. Richard Murphy, Larry Palm, singing of the Concert Choir. Any questions that students may have Newman Club: The Reverend Father Belgium in 19’5. His topic will be, Joseph Rodgers, James Vickers, Warren Reginald Redlon OEM, Ph.D., Professor “ Practical Questions of Scientific Psy­ The accompanists are Joanne Gregory, about the show or entering the show can be answered by Doug Benson of Alpha Wilder, Robert Wollinger, Matthew of Philosophy and Psychology at St. chology in the Light of Philosophy” . organist and Carole Weeden, pianist. Karl Yakovakis. Francis College, Rye Beach, N. H. will Everyone is invited. H. Bratton is the Director Gamma Rho

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Greenwood, Nancie Piper, Phyllis Ro­ bertson, Carolyn Smith, Pat Smith, Freshman Shooters Capture Fraternity-Sorority Rushing Linda Tucker. Upperclassmen: Suzan­ University Offers ne Beers, Eleanor Baranowski, Carol­ Yankee Conference Crown ine Johnson. The freshmen rifle team reached the Over; Pledges Announced Theta Upsilon: Carol Eroolino, Ma­ Summer Courses goal of the New England State Universi­ HIS HERS rion Fish, Buffy Kinlock, Diane Lan- Summer Session at the world famous ties March 2 , when they won the Yankee gevin, Joan Moretti, Patricia Murray, University of Hawaii will convene June conference. They outclassed their oppon­ The pledges that signed up last Sorority rushing ended last week, Melinda Nelson, N. J. Peoples, Nancy 21st through August 1st, 1959, Dr. Rob­ ents all the way, winning by 22 points. Thursday afternoon are as follows: with bids accepted by the following Pettes, Ellen Pirro, Barbara Russell, ert E. Cralle, Director of University The_ team standings were: The new Acacia pledges are: Robert freshman girls: Anne Skuggevik, Lynda Willette. Up­ Study Tour to Hawaii, announced today. 1. University of New Hampshire 1339 Bron, Neil Bryant, Bruce Carter, Wil­ Alpha Chi Omega: Sarah Clapp, perclassmen: _ Joan Beth Hendrick, 2 . University of Rhode Island 1317 liam Crabtree, Bruce Dexter, Charles Air and Steamship accommodations to Lynne Davis, Tina Freudenberg, Jackie Carol Pandini, Phyliss Perkins. the beautiful Manoa campus in Honolulu 3. University of Vermont 1313 Dunton, Glenn Dwinnells, Paul Frye, Heigis, Eleanor Hilliard, Rhoda Jen­ 4. University of Connecticut 1217 Duane Groves, William Kimball, has been set on all major -steamship and nings, Carol Knowl ton, Trudy Lenane, air lines. The Universities of Maine and Massa­ George Kourkounas, Donald Krause, Claire Macintosh, Sandra Milburn, chusetts had no teams representing them. Allen Lawton, Anthony Marshall, The­ Linda Radulski, Claudia Sandberg, Going, Going, Gone Reservations for travel and enrollment at the University program are now being In the overall standings, Dodge was the odore Papageorge Jr., Stephen Roberts, Carol ScfTmouth, Phebe Sherman, second highest shooter with 283. Newsky Pinned: Alice Russell, Portsmouth to accepted. Special student and teacher Paul Silberberger, Paul Smith, David Terry Tripp, Joanna Wark, Nancy was third with 280. White and Tamling Rollie Bollacker; Lambda Chi; Gerry package rates for the six week (54 days) Towle, James Vickers, and Robert Watson, Carol Zaejec. Upperclassmen: were ninth and tenth respectively. Glavin, Sawyer to Dave Decker, Theta Summer Session program begin as low Webster. Ann Alexander, Signe Anderson, Bev­ Chi; Terry Tripp, Alpha Chi to Bill Dodge with 91 had the second highest Alpha Gamma Rho: George Buzzell, as $495.00. erly Marsters, Ruth Waldvogel. Banks, Theta Chi; Andrea Viano, Al­ off hand and Newsky was fifth with 8 6 . Robert Hilliard, Sanford Horskin, Ag­ Alpha Xi Delta: Janet Cook, Judie A full schedule of planned activities Newsky placed third-in kneeling with 94, pha Xi to Matt Yakovakis, ATO. are offered to the members of the Uni­ amemnon Kyriazas, Peter Messer, Cutler, E. Jane Gordon, Glennis Gray, while Dodge was in a two way tie for versity Study Program to Hawaii. These Samuel Noyes, Jon Reed, Royal Smith Judy Jarvis, Bunny Kensley, Kathy Le- Engaged: Les Sherman, East Hall fourth with 93. include: dinner dances, Island trips, beach Jr., and Howard Stone. 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twenty-four committees in Student Senate. There is everything from a Dining Hall Policy Board to a Skating Rink Committee. Veteran Actors TOje Could it be that this elaborate bureaucratic structure has helped Jteto Jlampsfrtre to keep our Senators bogged down with administrative details? Or Present Othello'; else,'is the alternative explanation the more correct one: that we Published weekly on Thursday throughout the school year by the students of the University of New Hampshire. Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, under the act did not elect Senators with enough initiative and grasp of campus of March 8, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in section 11U3, act problems in the first place? Sellout Predicted of October 8, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. Subscription: *3.00 per year. By J. A. Cooke Address all communications to The New Hampshire, Memorial Union Building, Durham, New Hamp- shire. Offices are open for the acceptance of news stories from 7 to 10 p.m. on Sunday and Monday Now let us glance at the problems which the Senate attempted Tickets are going rapidly for the and from noon to 7 p.m. Monday through Friday. Telephone Durham 425. For emergencies call David to or did solve since last April. On the positive side, it has suc­ Mask and Dagger spring play ‘‘Othel­ Snow, Durham 43JK. lo” . Sellouts are predicted as with the The New Hampshire makes no claim to represent the opinions of any group on or off Campus in­ ceeded in establishing the Class Council. This move was intended fall play when a hundred or more peo­ cluding the student body or faculty. All editorials are the opinion of the Editorial Board. AH material to check the growth of student apathy regarding class officers. submitted to The New Hampshire becomes its property. All letters, to be printed, must be signed, with ple were turned away at the box-office names withheld on request. Secondly, the Senate organized a Parliamentary Law course which on the last two nights. Editorial Board consisted of two lectures in January. It was supposed to reach the Reports from the rehearsal stage in­ dicate that Director Joseph D. Batchel- David Snow, Editor-in-chief. Scott Blakey, Retiring Editor. ieaders of all our campus organizations. We could also mention ler has another success on his hands.. Anne Barbeau, Associate Editor. Dick Shea, Managing Editor. the vote of approval which the Senate gave last springy after the But when the quality of his cast and Carole Sofronas, Senior News Editor. Doug Brown, Sports Editor. Board of Trustees had accepted the Freedom Award. Finally, the crew is considered this is to be expect­ Ed Doherty, Advertising Mgr. Richard Sears, Business Mgr. cenate organized last week’s convocation. ed. He has experienced actors, long Carroll Towle ’59, Circulation Manager; Sylvia Gagnon ’60, Andrea Viano ’61, Arolyn Benson ’61, familiar to the University theater goers. Anne Skuggevik ’62, News Editors. On the negative side, we find most of the other proposals which Those people who were unable to see Frank T. Wells as Willie Loman in Staff wer brought up at Senate meetings during its term. These were STAFF W RITERS: Betty Ann Jorgensen ’ 60; Barbara Mahan ’60; Lee Rente ’60; Irving Rothstein 60; Miller’s “Salesman”, will have another Carlene Richardson ’60. tabled indefinitely for lack of funds either on the part of the Uni­ opportunity to see him as Othello next Thursday. Ann Ustick’s campus acting STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS: Thomas Purdy ’60; Charles Came ’60. versity or of the Senate. They included financial aid to the United Religious Council (which plans Brotherhood Week), a University- career illustrates quite well the pro­ REPORTERS: Malcolm Dodge ’62; Anne Learnard ’60; John Marr ’62; Dick Weston ’60; Betty Lang 61 gress which can be achieved through a Cindy Zimmerman ’62; Andrew Jackson ’61; Marcia Tims, Sports Secretary. sponsored soccer team, Senate-sponsored dances on quiet week-ends, (continued on page 10) FACULTY ADVISOR: Leo Redfern. ______having the Memorial Union stay open later on Friday and Satur­ day, having the Library stay open later regularly, and finally, join­ ing the National Student Association. Stormy Steering It may be that we have accidentally overlooked some positive As a follow-up of the budget convocation held last Thursday, a accomplishment of the outgoing Student Senate. If this is so, we meeting was scheduled for 7 :00 p.m. (started 7 :30) in James Hall would appreciate being told about it, since we do not wish to be last Monday, by the Student Senate for the purpose of hearing stu­ unfairly critical. dent proposals as to what action they might take to bring the But for anyone wishing to deny vigorously that our Student seriousness of the plighted budget to the attention of people (par­ Senate moves slowly, we have a significant little fact to present: ents, and all) in a position to influence Legislators to vote for the early in the month of February the University Senate met on the budget. The meeting was held in a large enough lecture-room to question of the budget and in the following weeks, this meeting was accommodate all the interested students, which was quite nice as publicized both on this campus and throughout the state. The pros there were lots of seats to throw your coats over. pect of a tuition raise was noted then. Do you think that our stu President David Decker presided, introducing as first speaker dent representatives brought this matter up at their February 16 Senator David Hoeh, who presented some proposals made Sunday meeting? It was on March 2 that they finally got around to dis­ night by a steering committee. Question was immediately raised cussing and taking action. We have nothing but words of congratu­ as to what the steering committee was, where it had come from lation for the way in which the Senators organized and carried and what it was going to steer. It was ascertained that the commit­ through last week’s convocation, but we cannot help deploring the tee was made up of three senators and the heads of the leading fact that it took them a month to get interested in the problem. campus organizations, that it had just sort of arrived, and was go­ ing to steer any student activity that might be_ activated^ as a re suit of proposals that might be passed on tonight. By ‘steering iooking Around was gathered channeling efficiently student activity, and censoring anything that might irritate Governor Powell like having his_ effigy A Footnote burned, or upset a Legislator by having him read a petition or By DICK SHEA something. Question was raised as to how committee was going to prevent this, but went unanswered. A roll call vote legitimized the There is little doubt that if a “ favor­ the emcee noted. “ Such agility and fire! ite American pastime” poll were_ tabu­ I guess that just goes to show you. Say, committee to steer and propose. # exactly how old are you, Britch?” The floor was then opened for proposals and discussion, of which lated (disregarding reports by Kinseys, Sipocks, etc.), the result would show that “Twenty-three.” there seemed to be many and too much. At a meeting ostensibly of smoking outstrips all others by far. The part about this whole smoking and for students it was surprising that Representative John Tobin story that is really making everybody Popular (D., Manchester) was recognized to speak, especially since there chuckle, is the lung-cancer reports. In the No other avocation is so consistantly March Reader’s Digest Dr. Alton Ochs- was no Republican counterpart present. More proposals were made; dominating to so many people. Baseball ner says: “ Every heavy smoker will discussion followed each one. President Decker used the word has been named the favorite American develop lung cancer — unless heart dis­ pertinent several times but the discourses continued until, during sport (again, check Kinsey), but this ease or some other sickness claims him only takes place in the summer, unless first.” a lull, it seemed that he said something about a motion to pass the you have an opportunity to spend your * * * committee’s proposals, after which two or three senators told him winters in the scenic hills of Japan. _ This is indeed what the world has that he couldn’t, while two or three others told him he could. The Baseball is also limited in that child­ been waiting for. The atom bomb wasn’t ren under twelve can’t really appreci­ senate secretary broke in to try to find out what was going on, just the answer; warfare could never do it ; ate the amount of training that goes but give cigarettes a chance and the for the record probably. into making a championship player; and whole overpopulation problem of the Just when everything looked like it of the Senators said something about comparatively few old women make it world will be taken care of in a mild was going to turn out confusion Senator railroad, but it didn’t seem to make to the ball park with any noticeable regu­ and tasteful way. Richard Clark cleared things up by mak­ much sense. larity ; thus, baseball is not *a truly uni­ No monstrous explosions, no bloody ing a move to adjorn. This, however, re­ It’s guessed that as far as anybody versal pastime. massacres: just a steady, constant, hard­ knows the steering committee will be solved into a debate on whether or not Fun For All ly noticeable, gnawing away at the old he could move to adjorn, -but the end discussed at the next meeting of the lungs. Hardly noticeable at first, of Senate. But smoking — here everybody gets wasn’t heard as people left anyway. One into the swing. Many the lad, while trip­ course, just like a decaying tooth. But ping off to cub scouts, or to the fifteen by the time it starts to hurt, cure is cartoon feature, can be seen ducking harffly possible. down an alley for a drag or two. And W e do not know definitely many of the little old grandmother, whose quiver­ the effects that cigarettes have on can­ Summing Up ing blue lips embrace a lung duster. How cer, but we do know that lung cancer sweet . . . in the United States has leaped from A short time ago, however, I was 2,500 in 1930 to an estimated 35,000 last M The present Student Senate is nearing the end of its term, with particularly impressed by seeing a cer­ year. Cigarette sales for the same period «*<* about two more meetings to go. In view of this fact, we have de­ tain gentleman on television, who, though rose in almost identical proportion. cided to take a look at its brief life in retrospect, that is, to see grey and wrinkled, still boasted of smok­ Here I must admit that this column ing two packs of cigarettes a day, drink­ was aimed toward a person for whom I exactly what the Senate has accomplished since last April. W e do ing a fifth of gin a day, and amorous hold a great affection; he quit smoking this in the spirit of constructive criticism, in the hope that it will achievements that would make a call- last iveek and I feel that this will make prove useful to the next group of legislators and also awaken girl blush. _ it harder for him to start again, (cough, cough . . . pardon m e). student interest in the forthcoming Senate elections. For source “You certainly are amazing, Britch,” material, we have taken the minutes of all Senate meetings since Froni The Observation Post S last April, supplemented by talks with individual Senators.

The first thing we notice about Senate meetings is that they have been almost completely taken up with administrative details. What The Ultimate Weapon we mean by administrative details is the planning and reporting By DICK WESTON of traditional events like “Dad’s Day” or “Orientation Week” ; in the Great, and all the less well-known “ Communism,” we may read almost any Perhaps, in some small way, this is Russian potentates who came before, be­ this category we also include discussion of the strictly organiza day in almost any newspaper, “ is our true, but the reaction of the average tween, and after them. The drive to ex­ tional aspects of Student Senate, such as whether or not the W om­ implacable enemy.” Depending on which American toward “communism” is too pand has been carried on by the new style en’s Rules Committee should limit its members to four cuts. paper we happen to pick up, “communism strongly negative to be explained away of despots placed on the throne by the may be anything from a black-hearted in terms of conditioned reflexes. The Bolshevik Revolution. It is true that the committees in charge of campus events must monster, bent on the destruction oi connotations of the word must in some This new breed has acquired a valu­ everything we hold dear, to a genial way grate harshly on the American able weapon in communism, but to con­ necessarily report to the full Senate, but we wonder at the wisdom competitor, trying to outfox us in a psyche. fuse communism, the wolf’s clothing, with of devoting nine-tenths of the meetings to such matters. A s an scrabble game in which countries have Communism, in essence, is an arrange­ Russian Imperialism, the bear, is to make average, this percentage is not exaggerated. Here are the topics replaced words. But no matter how we ment of economic society in such a way a fundamental mistake. The Russians are taken up during a typical meeting of the Senate on December 1: look at it, “ communism” is our enemy, that each person gives according to his actively fostering this confusion, which actively carrying out an oft-avowed in­ ability and receives according to his makes it more difficult for us to effec­ a) evaluation of Hi-U Day (recommendations about ushers, guides, tention of winning the world to its ways needs. It cannot be this vision of a lack­ tively counter their plans. tours, etc.; b) the advantages of triplicate minutes of committee — ways which are completely inimical luster utopia which inspires our fear, meetings; c) cut system for the Women s Rules Committee, to what we fervently refer to as “ The because we are well aware that even Supporting Fascism the Russians have been unable to trans­ d) polio shots at Hood House available; e) report read on Senate American Way Of Life”. W e dissipate our energy fighting “com­ Most of us hold a vague but rock-hard late it into reality. munism” at home. W e are cold toward expenditures; f) in view of recent criticism of Senate in the stu conviction that, if these are the facts, Karl Marx saw this vision in a sharper socialists of all hues, because they stand dent newspaper, invitation sent out to editor to attend next meet a communist “ victory” would be a dis­ light. Not only is communism inevitable, too close to “communism” to please us. ing and discuss editorial policy. aster unsurpassed since the Deluge. but it will come about through the ex­ W e support fascist and semi-fascist rul­ Pressed for the reasons behind this be­ termination of the upper class in a bloody ers all over the world, to the detriment struggle. This dogma could be the breed­ We admit that to “supervise and administer student affairs of lief, we become suddenly inarticulate, of our relations with their neighbors and and phrase our answer in abstractions ing place of our fear, but I don’t think subjects, simply because they are obvi­ common concern” is an important function of the Senate. But we like “ lose our freedom” , “free( enter­ many of us today take Marx seriously. ously not “communists”. W e have become also note that it takes fifth place in the list of purposes set forth prise” , “destroy democracy” , or “Ameri­ Even if we do, we are familiar enough so confused by the “ communist” fog that in the Senate Constitution. Interestingly enough, these are two of can W ay” , which, taken separately or with violence to detest it, but no longer surrounds Russia’s intentions that we together, have very little specific mean­ to fear it. Glass struggle, in the Marxian the purposes which are given priority: have been unable to put forth any posi­ ing for us. sense,- would be a riot in the nursery tive policy of our own. compared to the prospect of a Hydrogen- 2. To promote a sense of individual and collective responsi Conditioned To Fear The people of many countries would Bomib war. like to be friendly with us, to consider us bility among the students of the University of New Hampshire in Can this great American revulsion against all things communistic be_ no Historically Imperialist the champions of democracy and follow maintaining the highest standards of University life. more than a meaningless instinct, drilled When we start thinking about a Hy- our lead, but they have been repelled by drogen-Bomib war, we begin to see that our eternal propensity to support the 3. To serve as the coordinating body between the student body into us by constant reiteration from all levels of government, business, and soci­ what we really fear is an old acquaint­ wrong side in internal disputes. and the university faculty. ety ? Can it be that communism isn’t real­ ance dressed up in new clothes. Begin­ It’s about time we faced the facts. The ly so bad, that we 'have just been con­ ning long before there was a United appeal of the Russian ideology is almost While we are on the subject of administrative details, it may ditioned, like Pavlov’s dogs, into fearing States, the imperial urge had driven Ivan purely economic. W e can outdo them in (continued on page 10) surprise students on this campus to know that there are presently it? the Terrible, Catherine the Great, Peter THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 12, 1959 PAGE FIVE

RECOGNITION Comrade Dave Book Review By DONALD STODDARD In Post-War Paris John Henry’s breath moistened the went downstairs and brought it back from Is Dead By CARLENE RICHARDSON glass pane of the door which separated the employee’s cloakroom she would be I never thought of it too much, him from the people in the street. The out of sight. Perhaps he could ask her but it never seemed as horrible as The Mandarins, by Simone de Beau­ ed by his desire for freedom, his flex­ day had turned cold at sunset and they to wait while he got it. He was already most people thought. Now it seem­ voir, is a warning to the would-be in­ ible emotions, and beautiful women like were hurrying, huddled in their coats, feeling embarrassment thinking about the ed very logical. You can’t erase hi-s- tellectual. Simone de Beauvoir’s deft Paula, who was brutally destroying to the warmth of their fires. He looked complications if she misunderstood him, tory, but I’ll be damned if I will character portrayal bares the souls of herself by the distortion of her love for at the large clock face on the tower particularly since he would have to ask live with history. It’s too hard now, the members of the socio-intellectual Henri. In her red-draped apartment, across the street. A few minutes before her to wait inside out of the cold. His and the fifth amendment isn’t going circles of post-war Paris. with its depths increased by mirrored six. His boss had asked him to come mental argument was speedily becoming to help any. So now it seemed very Each character in a, certain small, walls, Paula lived in the war years of to the office at six. So while the other theoretical for she was now quite a dis­ logical, perhaps too damn logical. elite circle finds that the war, now fin­ the past, waiting for Henri. Meanwhile, clerks filed away the sheets on which they tance away. She had been honest when she ished, has left a pregnant void in his Henri’s attention was held by Josette, were copying manuscripts, locked up their John Henry opened the door and a found out about the committee hear­ life. Suddenly he, or she, is faced with a dewy, wide-eyed contrast to the fe­ supplies, grabbed their lunoh-pails and cold wind struck him, pushing him back. ings, but she always had been, too freedom, a future, and a decision. male intellectual. Josette, influenced by lett for home, John Henry decided to “Miss,” he yelled. But she hurried around honest perhaps, but I really don’t Anne, the psycho-analyst, had been a forward-looking mother, had sacri­ take the opportunity to get a bit ahead a corner without looking bade. know. Comrade Dave, where are content with a husband twenty years ficed her reputation to the German of­ in his work. She probably hadn’t heard him — or you now? It will make the home her senior, and her disturbed, war-torn ficers, and after the liberation found By focusing his eyes on the glass John maybe she had but was frightened by a town paper anyways:. Beverly Boy patients. Then she visited America and herself floundering in the hostile, pa­ Henry could see a vague reflection of strange man calling to her. It was becom­ Makes Good, Comrade Dave Goes found her security threatened by an triotic circles of Paris. himself. He was very white and thin ing darker and the lights were turned on to His Maker. exciting relationship with a lonely, However, this novel is more than a with a face shaped for arrogance. Bushy behind the face of the clock. It now I wonder if old Karl will meet me. young author. On her return to Paris tale of unrequited love. It is a descrip­ white eyebrows and intelligently alert showed one minute before six. A remark­ I know Mary Baker Eddy won’t be Anne discovered she could reach a tion of the atmosphere pervading post­ eyes would have dominated another’s face, ably accurate clock, or so everyone said, there. W hat a combination! I was deeper understanding with her preco­ war Paris, and the political, moral, but, in his, their impact was destroyed and it showed the time to all who cared weened on the non-existence of cious daughter, Nadine. Nadine, just spiritual, and intellectual implications by an aggressively large nose. His chin to look, night or day. John Henry re­ material things and ended up in the stepping out of adolescence, displayed of a people’s new-found freedom in a seemed argumentative and was too heavy membered hearing the clock had three middle of dialectic materialism. God! a# hardness left over from a child-hood time of conflicting opinions and de­ to be securely attached to his skull by faces other than the one seen from his a subversive at the age of sixteen, that had been^.inhibited by the goose- manding loyalties. For her realistic in­ the lifeless cheeks it stretched. In fact, building and that each showed a different I was really ahead of myseli I al­ stepping regime. She lacked her mo­ terpretation of the upheaval in France there was a repeated tendency of his time. He’d never had the opportunity to ways wanter a star, a sign in the ther’s soft control and promptly dis- caused, not by the chaos of war, but mouth to drop open when he was not see these other faces but he didn’t doubt east. I rember my mother singing rupied Parisian society with her mis­ by the_ finality of peace, Simone de giving it his attention. A shock of hair they were there. It seemed unlikely to Christmas carols and that one I taken interpretations of love. Nadine’s Beauvoir received the Prix Goncourt, frequently slipped down over his right him, however, that they were not per­ liked best, “ W e Three Kings . . .” final ambition was to seduce Henri, a the most sought after literary award eye and by the end of the day he lacked fectly synchronized. No one would have Funny, I never knew the human talented, restless writer. Henri was rul­ in France. the energy to continue pushing it back taken the time to erect such an imposing body could hold so much blood. We on his forehead. He could feel that it tower with such a wonderful timepiece in Three Kings . . . man, mostly when he was alone. With and the others follow your example. I was out of place now. Sometimes when it and neglect to standardize its oper­ work to do and all he never remembered don’t doubt your ability in an abstract he looked in the mirror in the men’s wash­ ation by reference to some observatory DAVID PATCH the question at the right times. Well, way but what I’ve seen of it since you’ve room it seemed the unruly hair gave him or government agency. At least it seemed rules had to be inflexible. A rather dar­ come to work here ^convinces me that a dashing look. At other times it looked so to him. though he would have been ing insight was the inflexibility of things you _ and I have personalities that must foolish and he would take out his pocket the last to argue with anyone who said in general. His inkpen was leakproof, his inevitably clash. You are loud and ag­ would be forced to dismiss anyone vio­ ink permanent; the mirror was shatter­ gressive, Walter, and you are immature. comb and try to flail the hair into a state otherwise. lating this rule; he hoped they would of submission. If he dropped the comb, proof, his comb unbreakable. Of course you are young —” The girl must not have heard him be­ understand. Perhaps in this case the boss The clock struck six times. John Henry I’m old sir, John Henry thought ; you which he often did in his haste to get cause she didn’t look back. If she’d heard would have been lenient if he understood started out of his reverie. I wonder why must have me confused with someone back to work, as he bent to retrieve it she would have had no way of knowing the situation. But no, rules were rules the boss (W alter) wants to see me. else. “I have never intentionally caused the hairs would flop down again. One whether a friend or stranger called. May­ even among friends. How could he have day he repeated this routine three times be she had no friends, or thought she John Henry knocked. “ Come in.” The trouble sir,” John Henry said. forgotten such a simple thing? Walter, boss was seated behind a grey metal before he became conscious of the amuse­ hadn’t. This thought made John Henry that was the boss’s name. It could have “— but it is your manner to breed ment of a fellow worker and put the sad. Sometimes it seemed he had no desk. His face was singularly devoid of dissent and spoil my good intentions for been a very embarrassing situation. He expression in repose. Except that the comb in his pocket friends but he knew that was wrong. He was glad the girl had not answered. It the other workers.” John Henry had finished only a small and the boss got along quite well. The eyes were a bit larger, the lips thinner, was similar to a time he had fed a grey his face was now in repose. “Yes sir, it is my immature manner amount of copying after the other work­ boss had never asked any of the other but. . but if you would only —” said kitten that strayed into the building. He “I would suggest you quit your job ers left for the night. The job became copyists to his office. And just the other had poured some milk from his thermos John Henry. monotonous if you did it for too long day they had a very good talk as John Walter,” the boss said bottle into a cup he fashioned from an “ But sir my name. . .” said John Henry, “I assure you,” said the boss, “I have a time without a break. He had put away Henry sat at work on his stool. The boss old pastic bag and the kitten lapped up thought this over well since yesterday and his pen and ink and placed the text he had even laughed at a joke of John is not Walter, it’s John Henry, he si­ all of it. One of his fellow workers saw lently continued in his thoughts. Perhaps have come to the conclusion, Walter, was working on back in its appropriate Henry’s which was not too funny. He was him and reminded John Henry that a that you had better resign.” spot on the shelf. Then he had come the boss, (W alter?) had a better job to sure this was a sign the boss liked him. place of business was no place for pets “If I could stay on for a few weeks up on the landing to keep his eye on the offer him. He enjoyed his job as much, It seemed a little foolish to keep thinking and the poor animal would probably get to . . . ah . . . to try to overcome this clock and pass the time remaining before as any other he — -' “the boss” in his thoughts even though stepped on or fall down an elevator shaft aggressiveness of mine, sir,” said John the appointment. this is what all the workers called him. “I am afraid you’re wasting my time or something and hadn’t he better take and yours in your present work,” said Henry. The condensed moisture of his breath If they were going to be friends he it home. John Henry explained that he had finally become too heavy to resist should at least know his right name. the boss. “ Moreover, you are harming the ‘ “ There is nothing personal in this, already had a pet and could not afford to morale of the other copyists. You joke Walter, and I will do everything I can the force of gravity and John Henry Wasn’t it John or something like that? feed two. His fellow worker said he liked and break all rules of decorous behavior (Continued on page 7) watched three drops race to the bottom No, he would remember if he and the cats and would take it home though if his of the pane, shatter when they reached boss had the same name. landlady found out he didn’t know what the moulding, and splash onto the front Maybe the girl had seen him standing he would do with it. He picked it up and of his frock. He stooped slightly to look behind the glass door as she passed with­ tucked it under his arm. ROBERT P. ALIE through the three vertical tracks sur­ out him noticing it and knew a stranger “Cats like to have a hand under their CO-ED rounded by the frosted portions of the called. He wondered how his face had hind legs when they’re carried,” said Doctor of Optometry glass. And thought it was like bars on looked almost hidden by the translucent John Henry and reached toward the ani­ a window except here you could see dew of his breath. Maybe it didn’t dis­ mal to demonstrate. Hours 9-5 450 Central Ave. CLEANERS through the bars but not through the tort in the same way when you were “ Oh yeah,” said the other and put his and by Dover, N. H. and spaces between them. Of course the film, looking through the other side of the hand under the kitten’s dangling hind Appointment Over Newberry's of moisture left where the drops had glass. He really shouldn’t have opened legs. John Henry gave the kitten a final Closed Wed. Tel. SH 2-5719 just passed caused some distortion. the door. If there was a time lock affectionate pat on the head but, because Shirt Service He watched a coatless young girl hurry mechanism he may have upset it Now, of its position under the worker’s arm, Eyes Examined MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY by outside. She seemed, from John Hen­ he thought, he wouldn’t have been able he only succeeded in rubbing the fur the Prescriptions Filled ry’s vantage point, to bounce and change to ask her in if he wanted to. It would wrong way on its nose. He never asked 8:30 a.m. until 5:30 p.m. shape like a rubber figure. He thought have meant his job. he boss had told them his fellow worker what happened to the Prompt Service on Repairs of lending his coat to keep her warm all repeatedly that there were sound rea­ kitten though he saw him each day. He of All Types LAUNDERMAT until she reached home. He felt sure sons for not allowing non-members of always seemed to think about the ani­ 43 Main St. Durham, N. H. she would Return it. 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maina usually stepped on them if they Recognition . . . were in the way. Liz had trouble with her (Continued from page 5) The Student Writer feet, as most people over two hundred to make the resignation procedure pounds do. They were fat and had no Forgotten Book smooth for you.” shape from the years of carrying that The days didn’t matter any more, “ Yes, all right sir,” said John Henry, weight. Sometimes Liz wondered how The Land of Feet They still existed, momentarily, “ I’ll try to take care of all the formali­ much they weighed all by themselves. By Barbara Wagner Vaporizing each night into nothing­ ties for resignation and, if they’ll let said he felt nothing. They were wearing They were heavy moving. me, I’ll resign. I see the truth in what Liz could never understand why she Liz rested her feet for five hours every ness, gloves. The boss took a mirror out of Then forming again in some new you say, you’re right, 'but if I could his pocket and asked them to hold it was hired. These people didn’t need a night except Mondays and then she rested dawn.. just have another chance.” over his nostrils and see the traces of watchdog, they needed a cleaning woman, them at home where Emmanuel would once, mayibe two, three times a week. But prop them on a stool. He would get his Days, standing unused as the pages “ I am morally prevented from firing moisture his' breath left. As they held Of a forgotten book, hurled ages it there he drew in a deep breath, but instead they hired her to do the cleaning beer after supper, and at seven the fights you, Walter, as you know,” said the ago, before he could exhale they impatiently and to sit and watch. would begin. Emmanuel liked the fights boss, “ but I shall expedite your resig­ Beside an open window. tok away the mirror and asserted they Somewhere she read once in a maga­ and knew all the young iboys who were nation procedure to the best of my N ow the breezes turn, pages flip, ability.” saw no moisture on the glass. As he zine about those places back in the main­ on the TV. Liz liked to sit back, close land where women sat like she sat, but her eyes and listen to Emmanuel de­ Flip, flip, unceasingly, unendingly. I’m not Walter, I’m not, thought kicked and screamed they lifted him The pages turn, then another, John Henry; I’m John Henry. J-o-h-n- up and carried him out to the barrel. they had a job. They had a brush and they scribe the blows. She liked the excite­ brushed suits, wool dresses, dandruff from ment in his voice. It was like when he Till the end of the book. H-e-n-r-y. Y ou ’ll see it written out on They hurriedly wedged him in it and Then another breeze or hope begins my resignation form. Maybe he won’t rushed to complete their long delayed the wool sweaters, and for every brush was young instead of a tired old man in they got a quarter, fifty maybe even a a torn, sweaty undershirt, soft whiskers And the pages turn again, see it? Maybe my name is aggressive, tasks. But no one bothers to read them. immature, Walter? No, thought John John Henry threw the door of the dollar a shoulder. But here in the islands, stubbing his chin and the beer trickling nobody wore dresses that got dusty or through them in an even path. But, I Still they flip, flip, flip, Henry. building open with a flourish and clad Through soundless sleep, waking “I hope there are no hard feelings snugly in his coat discovered the night sweaters that collected dandruff. Liz am old too, thought Liz. wondered if anyone in Hawaii ever got She sat in her chair facing the door. day, on your part,” said the boss, “as there had warmed up quite a bit. He bounded Flip, flip, flip. are none on mine, Wal —” dandruff. Every time it would open, she smiled a down the stairs to the sidewalk and al­ Some notice the book, hold it, “ N o” . John Henry struck out at the She sat in the rataan chair with her little, not enough to show the gums, but most tripped over a little gray kitten who Try to read it, but too late, boss’s head with his eyes shut. He hit hand in her apron pocket, fingering the just a little. When groups came in or was lying down looking up at the door. Ages too late, nothing is left, something, turned and opened the door. coins she gave for change for the booths two women at a time ,they would talk It was the kitten he had fed. Apparently And the book is thrown away. Outside in the corridor two janitors it had returned to be fed again after his and for the cheap smelling perfume ma­ to each other and Liz would listen. The chines that hung on the wall. She hum­ were doing the nightly chores: sweep­ fellow worker had been forced to send young ones usually talked about the I have an old book, but I can’t read ing the floor and washing down the it back to the streets. Or, maybe it had med and ran the coins noiselessly, almost men they were with, sometimes their secretively along the insides of her fingers it, walls. run away from home and returned _ be­ husbands. Some of them talked about The author must be dead. “ There a dead man in this office,” cause, on short acquaintance, it liked as though she had the islands’ wealth in home and their relatives, children, and said John Henry to the janitors. “You John Henry. Such things do happen, the pocket of the faded print apron. friends. The older ones talked about their DAVID PATCH had better get him out of tlje building John Henry thought. He tenderly picked The malohini’s that came in always trip, the “grand” time they were having, before he begins to stink.” He pushed up the animal and it began to purr and gave her a curious smile as though they the beautiful monkey-pod they bought, the back the lock of hair which had fallen sniff his coat. wanted to ask her if she was a real na­ perfect pictures they took, and on and on. tive, and if she was here during that aw­ When they came in alone, they stood in walked toward the door. She always over his eye and walked down the corri- “ Is that your cat mister?” said a fe­ ful bombing, and did she see any spies. front of the mirror longer and Liz looked at the big electric clock on the dor. male voice from behind John Henry. The janitors went into the office and Liz could see their heads turned in her thought it would be nice to say something wall before she turned the lights out. saw the boss sitting behind the desk. “What’s that?” he said and turned to direction while their voices whispered ex­ nice. She would tell them their hair was Some day, maybe soon, she wouldn’t have They hitched up their pants and placed face what appeared to be a young girl, citedly. The kamainas walked right pass nice, or their dress was nice, or their to wait for the music. Every night she themselves, one behind and one beside thoug it was too dark to tell for sure. her and after her first few nights on the shoes were nice. They always laughed hoped that the white face would show him. “ I said, is that your cat? I noticed it job, she learned to tuck her feet under when she said that she noticed their some numbers but every night she only “ Swing him around this way,” said here on my way home from school and it the edge of the chair. She could tell, shoes under the door and they were very saw the White blob against the dark wall. the first janitor with an explanatory looked cold and hungry so I rushed home those first few nights, who was a native nice. They usually mentioned the store Someday soon, she would have that swing of his hand, “ then tilt back the to get a coat and ask my mother if it and who was a tourist. The malohini al­ they had bought them in and some, the operation and be able to see numbers and chair. You grab the feet, I’ll take the was all right to get it and bring it home ways tripped over her feet but the ka- price, but they laughed and Liz liked faces and shoes again. head and we’ll cart him out to the bar­ for a pet. She said yes, so I came back to hear^them laugh so she said it often. She closed the light and _ pulled the hind the ears a few times, said goodbye rel.” to get it. I didn’t mean any harm but When she heard the band playing door shut behind her, listening for the and walked away to see the other three “Okay.” They each reached for a it looked like it didn’t have a home and “ Goodnight Ladies”, Liz got up and click of the lock. faces on the clock. handhold. I always wanted a pet ” He saw clearly “ W hat’s all this,” said the boss it was the girl to whom he had called. awaking from a light nap he had fallen “ The kitten doesn't belong to me, young into after Walter had unaccountably lady, and I’m sure if you give him a lot smashed his fist against the wall. of affection he will be happy to live r Get WILDROOT “You’re dead and we’re going to bury with such a nice master, ah . . . mis­ SENIORS you,” said the first janitor. tress,” and he handed the kitten to the CREAM-OIL Charlie! “ If this is your idea of a joke I ’m girl. She put her hand under his hind not amused” , said the boss. “ I will legs and held him out to John Henry to have your job for this bit of nonsense.” pat. 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Scenes From The Sidelines Providence Win Is Women In The Press Row Cat Season Finale Playing some of their best hockey of By DOUG BROWN the year the University of New Hamp­ shire Wildcats surprised Providence, 3-2. Ordinarily, this column will be used for constructive editorials The Wildcats grabbed a 1-0 lead in the first period on Albie Brodeur’s 48th goal on the outcome of the weeks’ Wildcats’ sports. As most of you of his career. Skating smoothly, they know, .this has been a slack week with the hockey victory over went ahead 3-0 on goals by Ray March Providence college the only major intercollegiate contest. and Bob Patch, halfway through the sec­ ond period. There was a tournament going on at the field house, however, Goalie Rod Blackburn kept the visitors between the class “L” schools of the state. Concord and Nashua shut out until 13:19 of the final period played in the finals. when Joe Keough connected. Keough scored again, with but 25 seconds left in Your sports editor was present to cover the semi-finals and the game. finals. When I traveled to the Lewis Field house I had no idea of The victory gives UNH its second ma­ jor upset of the year, and also marks the the problems involved. 14th win for the Wildcats, their all- Then, mid-way of the Keene-Concord game, I was approached by time high. a blue jacketed policeman who informed me that women were not First Period allowed in the press box and I did have my pretty statistician and UNH, Brodeur (King, Heelan) secretary with me. Second Period He was contented when I informed him that I had permission UNH, March (Heelan) from the University. But, one of our sports writers of the state UNH, Patch (unassisted) was not. Third Period I then proceeded to where he was sitting and told him the same Providence, Keough (Bergen) Providence, Keough (Boudreau) thing that I had told the officer not once but six times, receiving What Say? Play A Little Lacrosse? Photo by Purdy the same “jovial” answer each time: No Women Allowed In The Saves Press Box. for or against the Sailors. It was against them. Coach Underhill Blackburn (U N H ) 27; Girard (P) 25. Finally he referred me to another gentleman who decided to proceeded to chastise the referees. He was ordered back to the placate his irate brother pressman by seating us on the very far bench and complied. Annual Rog LeClerc Trophy end of the press row. This created a bit of cat calling from the stands behind him which Given To Clegg & Brodeur To this gentleman, I would like to extend my heartiest thanks were primarily Nashua fans. The coach, receiving a flying missile Co-Capts. Buster Clegg and Alibie Bro­ for saving us from the clutches of the lions of the press. on the 'back of his head jumped to his feet and charged into the deur have been selected as winners of Another little bit of excitement happened at the game which I stands and was returned to his seat by a nearby policeman. the trophy established in memory of Are these flare ups from the press concerning a girl in the press Roger Leclerc of Berlin, who was killed felt to be slightly out of order. The Portsmouth coach, Bob Under­ last winter. hill, found his team in a poor position trailing the Nashua Panthers box and from a coach concerning a rap on the head with a pencil Each year the trophy is to be presented by 10 points. At the same time the referees called a foul which the type of standards which we the younger generation are ex­ to the player or players who demonstrate could have been interpreted by a non-partisan crowd to be either pected to judge ourselves by? the competitive spirit, sportsmanship, good fellowship, and ability Roger possessed. This year’s winners easily meet those standards. Albie Brodeur of Berlin ranks with the all-time greats at UNH. He established goal scoring record with 48 in his three seasons on the ice. Buster Clegg of Harrisville, R. I., a less heralded player, has been equally valuable to the team. A solid defenseman, he has kept the opposition from scoring while setting up many important goals. Statistics credit Clegg with two goals and ten assists this winter. T H l N K U S H Charlie Beach Elected Capt.

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Varsity Rifle Team Shoots First Team Two AF Cadets Receive Smilikis Wins Berth Rudy La Russo, Dartmouth, Len Wil­ Highest Score Of Season kins, Providence, John Egan Provid­ Their Dufy Assignments Purple Panthers Win ence, Tony Nicodemo, St. Michaels, Robert C. McKenna and Howard W. By Sanborn Chesley On All-N.E. Team Jack Rose, Connecticut. Nickerson, senior Air Force ROTC ca­ dets at the University of New Hamp­ The varsity rifle team had quite a Tournament bound Providence Col­ Second Team State Championship lege placed two men on the Associated shire, have received their duty assign­ match here Friday. They fired their high­ Tom Harrington, URI, Larry Downs, ments with the United States Air Force. est score of the season, 1403, losing to Press All-New England ■ basketball Yale, Ed Washington, Boston U., team released last week. Dartmouth After graduation in June, the new lieu­ MIT, and beating UMe. and Harvard. Chuck Kaufman, Dartmouth, Clyde tenants will report to their new duty Top Concord 56-39 By beating Maine and Harvard, UNH placed its star scoring ace and captain. Lord, UVM , Don Sturgeon, Maine. Rudy La Russo. stations on August 16, 1959, as Sanitary The Purple Panthers of Nashua roll­ and M IT will shoot against the top and Industrial Hygiene Engineers. teams in the Southern Group of the Sophomore 'scoring ace John Egan Third Team ed into the New England Tournament and defensive specialist Len Wilkins Robert McKenna is majoring in Civil in Boston with an easy 56-39 victory NACRL on 14 March for the New Eng­ Don Skinner, Wesleyan, Larry Mc­ engineering and is a member of the land College Rifle Championship. In order were named from Providence which has over an obviously outmanned Concord accepted a bid to the National Invita­ Nulty, Brandeis, Mike Nason, Norwich, Pease Air Society and the American So­ team. to win, UNH will have to beat the Tim Shea, H oly Cross, Chuck Cheva­ ciety of Civil Engineers. A native of Coast Guard Academy, Norwich, MIT, tional Tournament in New York. Nashua controlled the tap and struck Tony (the Tiger) Nicodemo of St. lier, Boston C. Portsmouth, New Hampshire, McKenna quickly. Pete Mamos scored for Con­ and Providence college. is a graduate of Portsmouth High School Michael and Yankee Conference Jack Honorable Mention cord in trying to keep the score down. Hoeh was the top shooter for UNH Rose of Connecticut complete the first where he participated in track and was But Nashua built a 10-2 lead before with 285 followed closely by King with team. Pete Smilikis, UNH, Leon Nelson, president of the senior class. He is the the Crimson were able to score again. 284. The only UNH player to receive re­ Colby, Jim Sutherland, Bates, Wayne son of Mr. and Mrs. Charles R. Mcken- Tall, lanky Norm Higgins, entered The team scores were: MIT-1407, cognition is Pete Smilikis, the Wildcat Champion, Maine, Hank Gretkowski, na of 41 Kensington Rd., Ports. N. H. the game for Concord receiving a big UNH-1403, UMaine-1400, and Harvard- center, in the Honorable Mention brac­ St. Michaels, Bob Kuchar, UVM . Walt ^ Howard Nickerson is majoring in Civil hand from the Capitol city fans. Jerry 1396. Let’s stay above 1400. ket. Sosnowski, Dartmouth, Dick Bailey, St. Engineering and is a member of the Phi Fuller then began a surprise rebound­ Anselm, George Harrington, Harvard. Mu Delta Fraternity. He is a member ing campaign for the purple outreach- scoring attack with 13 points. Mandra­ Asbury, Morandes 2-2-6, Mellon, Ta­ of the Pease Air Force Society and the ing his taller teammates, Briggs and velis with 22, Fuller with 13, and mulevich 1-0-2, Keirstad. To Keep Durham Clean American Society of Civil Engineers. Nickerson is the son of Mrs. Howard Mandravelis. Briggs with 11 led Nashua. Concord (39) The quarter ended with the sc Congratulations go to coach Tony The Durham Laundry Center, a new Nickerson of Morse Street, Edgartown, Messer 4-5-13, Rowe, Lynch, Andrews, self-,service laundry will open on March Massachusetts, and is a graduate of Nashua 14, Concord 9. Morandes and the state champion Nas­ Higgins 1-3-5, Morin 2-0-4, Mamos 2- At the beginning of the second pe­ hua Panthers. 13-14. This organization which is jointly New York Military Academy, Comwall- 0-4, Beck 1-0-2, Sanderson, Fortier 4- owned by the employees of the Craig on-the-Hudson, New York. riod the big boys began to show a. lot Nashua (56) 1-9, Shepherd 1-0-2. of fight, particularly under the Nashua Supply Co. offers complete self-service McKenna is assigned to the 875th hoards. The results were a pair of fouls Fuller 3-7-13, Coleman 0-2-2, Briggs 5- Nashua 14-22-39-56 laundering and is open seven days a week Medical Group, Clinton-Sherman Air 1-11, Ulcickas, Mandravelis 3-16-22, by A1 Briggs. Concord 9-17-24-39 twenty Hour hours a day. Welcome. Force Base, Oklahoma. Nashua, running into a number of traveling violations, began to employ a weave to counteract the Concord full court press. Continuing to control the boards Nashua maintained their 5 point lead leaving the court at half time with a 22-17 edge. In the third quarter Nashua began to widen the gap. Briggs scored on the tap. Bob Fortier scored on two quick jump shots but Fuller and Mandravelis had teamed to spread the score to 35- 2L With 21 seconds left in the period Tom Andrews fouled out for Concord The score, Nashua 39, Concord 24. At the beginning of the final frame Jerry Fuller, taking long down court passes from Tamulevich and Morandes, scored on three fast breaks. The Pan­ thers had built a lead of 47 to 26. Mandravelis and Higgins swapped baskets, Mandy’s on a tip in and Hig­ gins’ on a hook shot. Then ConcQrd and Nashua substitut ed complete second strings. Shepherd Beck and Sanderson tried to get Con­ FLORIDA RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT CENTER cord back into the fray but the Pan­ ther lead was just too great. Ralph Messer paced the Concord 'K'w ■■ s ~

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piled, the size and velocity of upper at­ Class Councilor . . . The Ultimate Weapon . . . Hotel Majors . . . mosphere eddies are determined as well (Continued from page 1 ) Physics Dept. as the amount of radiation acting upon (Continued from page 1) (-Continued from page 4) , Superintendent of Service — Leon­ the satellite and electron density at The candidates for queen are to be aid and trade to underdeveloped coun­ chosen -by men’s housing units only. tries, and in so doing, we will undercut ard Bogart, Herbert Brock. different altitudes — all under the di­ Catering Manager — Warren Web­ Plans Varied rection of Dr. Houston. Voting for the queen will be held at their appeal to these people. But we can­ The department studies every satte- the Prom. Balloting will end at 11:00 not lick them if we also use an economic ster. Banquet Manager — George David, lite sent aloft with radio equipment. p.m. and cookies will be served as re­ ideology. Free enterprise has a hollow Jessica Siegler. Experiments The University serves as a listening freshments. sound to a starving, landless Asian peas­ Executive Chef — Loren Shepard. By John Marr Jr. post for military observation. This pro­ Bob Batchelder’s Orchestra an Nancy ant. Once we have bettered his lot we Carr, from the Totem Pole in Boston can appeal to him in a way impossible for Steward — Bruce Marden, Richard Under the direction of Dr. Hall, Dr. ject is sponsored by the Air Force Bambridge Research Center. will provide music. the Russians. Conway. Houston, and Dr. Lockwood, the Uni­ Food and Beverage Controller — If the US satellite was put into orbit Tickets will cost approximately $4.00 versity Physics Department is doing a Best Weapon Michael Colpitts, Richard Sears. in time, the accomplishment would a couple and are to be sold at the Book­ considerable amount of research. Each Restaurant Manager — Elias Gor­ have been part of the IG Y, but data store, W ildcat and Memorial Union. What is it that makes our system in­ project employs undergraduates and finitely better than that of the Russians? don. will still be available to the members Recommendations For Prom graduate students under the direction W e need look no farther than our Dec­ Executive Housekeeper — George of the doctor in charge of each project. of the IG Y. Tom Watman, President of Class Bussell, Ellen Killeen. Another satellite, instrumented to laration of Independence for the answer. Dr. Hall is doing research on under­ Council, made the following recommen­ Maintenance Superintendent — Ber­ study the ionosphere, will be sent aloft W e must forget all our exotic gobblede- water shock wav£s generated by the dations to assure the success of the nard Labonte. in June. This satellite will be made gook about capitalism and free enter­ explosion of blasting caps. The research Junior Prom. available under the auspices of the prise and base our appeal on our glori­ is to determine the refraction of these 1 — The Junior Prom Committee ous heritage of the Greek ideal. For Rossiter Speaks . . . sound waves as they pass through lay­ IGY. The University isn’t slow, back­ should send letters to all housing units what it is that really gives us our ad­ (Continued from page 1) ers of water of variable temperatures. wards or behind the times in modern explaining the plans concerning the vantage over the Russians .is our abid­ the President. For this conclusion, he The experimenting is being done in science and the world of space travel. Prom and attempt to enlist their ac­ ing faith in the dignity o-f the individual was called by one reviewer, “a true con­ rubber coated nylon tank that is tem­ tive support. servative,” in the best sense of the word. perature controlled, Graduate students Veteran Actors . . . 2 — All Class Council Members man. Once we have shown ourselves as After he gives his lecture, Dr. Ros­ have been and are being paid for work­ (Continued from page 4) should attempt to stir up as much sup­ ready as the Russians to help people economically, we can beat them by ex­ siter will remain in Durham for a week ing on this project since 1946. Dr. college theatre group like Mask and port as possible for the Prom ; all com ­ pressing our belief in this ideal. to lecture classes and hold discussions. Hall’s research is done for the U. S. Dagger. Ann’s first role was that of a mittees of the Council should also aid This should give us an excellent oppor­ Navy, sponsored by the Bureau of Or­ charwoman in “Anastasia”, next she the Prom as much as possible. And the Russians won’t be able to do tunity to learn more about his answer dinates, and erected by the U. S. Naval played a prostitute in “Death of a 3 — The president of the Council a thing about it, because, having made to the question he plans to pose. What­ Laboratory. Salesman” and now she will play one should be instructed to send a notice so much of every obvious aspect of their ever our own opinions on the' subj ect, The measuring of cosmic rays twen­ to The New Hampshire explaining the Shakespeare’s purest female roles — system, they would have no possible way we may expect to find Dr. Rossiter’s ty-four hours a day, as part of I GY, Junior Prom plans. This notice would Desdemosa. This would seem to refute to answer our appeal. highly stimulating. from the top of Mount Washington and most claims that acting on a college mention the possibility of the discon­ ■the blue Physics Department truck be­ level is entirely a matter of “type-cast­ tinuance of the Prom or a significant hind DeMerritt Hall is under the direc­ ing”. Race Hollander was last seen as alteration of its form if this year’s tion of Dr. Lockwood. Hap Loman in “ Salesman” and has event fail. Cosmic rays are .atomic particles been assigned the role Shakespeare’s The meeting was adjourned at 8:00 with from outer space. The radiation of greatest villain — Iago. p.m., and the next meeting scheduled these particles is being studied as a There are many other locally known for March 18, at 6:30 p.m. On Campus MaxStoJman function of time. Studies are recorded actors in the cast as well as those who day by day, hour by hour. Dr. Lock­ have yet to make a theatrical mark on Johnson Announces . . . (B y the Author of “ Rally Round the Flag, Boys! "and, w ood has a card o f data on file for campus — perhaps the future Hamlets “Barefoot Boy with Cheek.") (Continued from page 1) every hour, 24 hours a day, from 1954 and Ophelias of some yet uncast play. up to the present. These cards will be Performance times are (again) the sistant at Ohio State before coming to sent to M IT for final study. 19th, 20th, and 21st of this month. T ic­ the University of New Hampshire. Recently, the Department sent up kets available at the Bookstore and Dr. Hraba is Associate Professor of baloons from Hanscom AF Base in Union. They cost 75 cents which is Electrical Engineering. He is an alum­ HUSBANDS, ANYONE? Lexington to measure cosmic rays at only 30 cents more than the book. — nus of the University of New Hamp­ altitudes up to 1 00,000 feet. shire and holds a Master of Engineer­ So — it is not suggested that any fresh­ It has been alleged that coeds go to college for the sole purpose Dr. Lockw ood and his assistants are ing degree from Yale and a Doctor of man or others who have been assign­ of finding husbands. This is, of course, an infamous canard, and supported by the USAF and funds ed “ Othello” in their English sections Philosophy from Illinois. He is a mem­ from the National Science Foundation only come and watch it performed but ber of the American Institute of Elec­ I give fair warning that, small and spongy as I am, anybody of the IG Y. The A F subsidizes and it is an inexpensive date. — . trical Engineers, the American Society who says such a dastardly thing when I am around had better operated the Durham and Mt. Wash­ for Engineering Education, Phi Kappa be prepared for a sound thrashing! ington stations. One chicken' sandwich, containing Phi, and Sigma Xi, a national honor­ Research is being done on the ion­ a quarter pound of meat, will supply ary research society. A veteran of Girls go to college for precisely the same reasons as men do: ospheric refraction of radio waves sent more than one-half of the daily pro­ World War II, he joined the Univer­ from sattelites to the earth. Correlation tein requirements of an adult man or sity faculty in 1950 as an Instructor in to broaden their horizons, to lengthen their vistas, to drink at ■co-efficients o f these signals are com ­ woman. Electrical Engineering. the fount of wisdom. But if, by pure chance, while a girl is engaged in these meritorious pursuits, a likely looking husband should pop into view, why, what’s wrong with that? Eh? What’s wrong wuth that? The question nowT arises, what should a girl look for in a ■ H I M husband? A great deal has been written on this subject. Some r say character is most important, some say background, some <:h e m is t :5 say appearance, some say education. All are wrong. The most important thing—bar none—in a husband is health. i S M M Though he be handsome as Apollo and rich as Croesus, wrhat good is he if he just lies around all day accumulating bedsores? UCRL A LEADER IN NUCLEAR RESEARCH r MECHANICAL HYSICISTS p ENGINEERS L A The very first thing to do upon meeting a man is to make sure he is sound of wind and limb. Before he has a chance to MATHEMATICIANS sweet-talk you, slap a thermometer in his mouth, roll back his eyelids, yank out his tongue, rap his patella, palpate his thorax, ask him to straighten out a horseshoe with his teeth. If he fails these simple tests, phone for an ambulance and go on to the next prospect. If, however, he turns out to be physically fit, proceed to the second most important requirement in a husband. I refer to a sense of humor. ON MARCH 27, 1959 A man who can’t take a joke is a man to be avoided. There a UCRL staff member will be on campus are several simple tests to find out whether your prospect can take a joke or not. You can, for example, slash his tires. Or burn to answer your questions about employment his “ Mad” comics. Or steal his switchblade. Or turn loose his opportunities at the Laboratory. pet raccoon. Or shave his head. After each of these good-natured pranks, laugh gaily and Our scientists and engineers, with outstanding achievements shout “April Fool!” If he replies, “ But this is February nine­ in the field of nuclear research, are currently at work on teenth,” or something equally churlish, cross him off your list and give thanks you found out in time. diversified projects such as: But if he laughs silverly and calls you “ Little minx!” put him • Nuclear devices to the next test. Find out whether he is kindly. • Basic particle physics The quickest way to ascertain his kindliness is, of course, to • Nuclear powered ramjet propulsion systems look at the cigarette he smokes. Is it mild? Is it clement? Is it humane? Does it minister tenderly to the psyche? Does it • Controlled thermonuclear reactions coddle the synapses? Is it a good companion? Is it genial? Is it (now unclassified) bright and friendly and full of dulcet pleasure from cockcrow • Engineering and scientific application till the heart of darkness? of nuclear explosives to mining, excavations, and power Is it, in short, Philip Morris? If Philip Morris it be, then clasp the man to your bosom with The finest facilities, and encouragement to exercise creative hoops of steel, for you may be sure that he is kindly as a, sum­ thinking and imagination, are offered qualified graduates in­ mer breeze, kindly as a mother’s kiss, kindly to his very marrow. terested in research careers. And now, having found a man who is kindly and healthy and blessed with a sense of humor, the only thing that remains is to Call your placement office for an appointment. make sure he will always earn a handsome living. That, fortu­ nately, is easy. Just enroll him in engineering. © 1959, Max shuiman

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