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Photo by Laura Dettling 2 The Nugget Thursday, September 29, 2011 NEWS&FEATURES

On Sept. 14, the evening before marine Dakota Meyer was presented his Medal of Honor, he requested to have a beer with U.S. President Barack Obama.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/6148033865 Honor for humble hero , presented by President Barack Obama. Meyer is the driver and Meyer who was in control of the machine gun the first U.S. marine and the third living recipient to be given and helped bring back 36 people alive. The ambush lasted for this distinction for his efforts during the wars in Afghanistan and six hours and both of them charged back into the kill zone five Iraq. times. Back in 2009, Meyer was a young corporal in the marines Meyer was able to kill eight Taliban fighters and just like a who was deployed to Kunar province in Afghanistan. A patrol superhero, he left no man behind, shielding his team and helping that consisted of U.S. and Afghan soldiers and border police offi- as much of them escape the dangerous gunfire and explosions. cers were set to meet with tribal elders in Ganjal village, Kunar The fourth time they went back into the kill zone, Meyer was province. Twenty-one-year-old Meyer and another marine were wounded in the arm. The last time they went, he discovered his assigned to protect the flank. Then they were ambushed with four friends lying in a ditch, where they had died trying to take DOSE OF EXTRAORDINARY Taliban gunfire and Meyer’s team was calling for help on the cover, just as a helicopter gunship arrived. ANNA ESTANISLAO radio while he was ordered to remain where he was, several hun- He is not only a man that embodies courage, he is also Issues Editor dred yards away. Help was denied as some of the officers from humble and quite conscientious. During the award ceremony, the nearby army headquarters believed the trapped soldiers did President Obama said: “When my staff first tried to arrange There are numerous stories about outstanding soldiers fight- not know their exact location and therefore may have endan- the phone call so I could tell him that I’d approved this medal, ing in Afghanistan or Iraq. Along with many others, I salute gered more of them. Four of Meyer’s friends were surrounded Dakota was at work, at his new civilian job, on a construction these troops and hope that this war will end. and more than 50 Taliban fighters continued to wound and gun site. He felt he couldn’t take the call right then, because he said, Now you’ve probably read about this recently but the reason down the patrol. Meyer and Staff Sgt. Juan Rodriguez-Chavez ‘If I don’t work, I don’t get paid.’ So we arranged to make sure why I wanted to talk about this particular person is his actions requested to go into battle and assist but they were denied four he got the call during his lunch break. I told him the news and may very well be compared to a comic book superhero. times. then he went right back to work.” Twenty-three-year-old Sgt. Dakota Meyer, who completed Defying orders, he took matters into his own hands. Meyer I’m inspired and in awe of his bravery, defying orders his duty in the Marine Corps, recently received the Medal of told Juan Rodriguez-Chavez they were going to help their broth- because he believed what he did was right. And it was. Dakota Honor, which is the highest military award for valour in the ers. They went into the Humvee with Rodriguez-Chavez as Meyer is extraordinary. Thursday, September 29, 2011 news and features The Nugget 3

The Nugget Room E-128B 11762–106 Street Edmonton, Alberta T5G 2R1 Production Office 471-8866 www.thenuggetonline.com Editor-in-Chief Celeste Dul [email protected] Issues Editor Anna Estanislao [email protected] Assistant Issues Editor Stefanie Fischer [email protected] Sports Editor Patrick Knowles [email protected] Assistant Sports Editor Baljot Bhatti [email protected] Entertainment Editor Natascha Bruhin Geeks, build your apps ... [email protected] Assist. Entertainment Editor By CLAIRE THEOBALD at 12:30 p.m. on Sept. 30. Teams will cre- will take home $1,000 in categories like Best Christine Vu The Great Canadian Appathon is coming to ate their games from scratch, coding and Art, Most Technically Challenging and Best [email protected] NAIT, challenging student teams from across developing the games themselves in 48 hours Application Concept. Photo Editor the country to put their skills to the test to cre- or less. This competition is open to anyone who is Laura Dettling ate a new mobile game or app in just 48 hours. The winning team will take home a hefty currently enrolled in a post-secondary institu- [email protected] The 48-hour Appathon will take place $25,000 and have its app published in an app tion, and each team can have up to four mem- Production Manager between 5 p.m. Sept. 30 and 5 p.m. Oct. 2, store. The team will also win the opportunity bers each. Although only the winning app is Frank MacKay with NAIT hosting the event for the Edmon- to have an interview with XMG Studio. guaranteed to be published, any of the Top 25 ton area. Second prize will have a shot at having could make it to an app store near you. [email protected] Teams of students will develop a new their game published as well, along with a For more information, and to register your For advertising, call 471-8866 mobile app based on a theme that will be respectable $10,000. team, please visit http://greatcanadianap- or e-mail: [email protected] released once registration for the event closes There are also 10 category winners, who pathon.com Submissions encouraged: [email protected] The deadline is noon on the last First lesson – learn to study school day of the week. (All sub- missions must include your name By STEVEN DYER In order for us to test this especially with the amount of and student ID number.) Everyone loves summer break, we even did a few exercises materials that is given to the stu- The opinions expressed by contribu- and why wouldn’t you? You get to that might have at first seemed dents here. It’s a lot to learn so tors to the Nugget are not necessarily go and hang out with your friends, odd, but after they were done this course has helped me a lot.” shared by NAIT officials, NAITSA or go camping, and best of all – no we understood that they were If you’re interested in elected school representatives. school. But nothing lasts forever. designed to prove to us what kind attending one of the sessions, the Now students are back for another of learning style is best for us. “Reading to Remember” work- year, and a lot of people may be Unfortunately, even though shop is Sept. 29 in Room X-111, out of practice when it comes to Briggs believes the workshops Managing Exam Stress is on Oct. Letters your study skills. could be a huge help for students 4 and the final one for this semes- Well, fear not! NAIT has who have troubles with their stud- ter, Stress Management will be We want your views many workshops that you can ies, she says that not many people held on Oct. 6. Is something bugging you go to if you want to brush up on take advantage of the sessions. All sessions will take place about NAIT or the rest of the any number of skills that will “I do find them to be benefi- three times on their respective world? Do you have some praise help you improve some of your cial, I find that it’s not necessar- days for one hour each, start- to dish out about the school or life study habits. The best part about ily the benefit coming from the ing at 11:15 a.m., 12:15 p.m. and in general? them? They are absolutely free of instructor but there is a huge bene- 4:30 p.m. Angela Briggs Get those thoughts into print. charge. All you have to do is show fit in what peers can share with Keep them short and to the up for them! each other,” she said. point. No more than 100 words. Hell, we’re a newspaper not an Taught by Angela Briggs, However the students who encyclopedia. Give us a break! these courses are sure to surprise do attend, like Elliot McCorgan, Submit your letters with your you when it comes to learning believe the sessions to be just as real name and phone number to: both about studying in general and helpful as Briggs believes them [email protected]. what methods work better for you to be. Don’t sweat it. We won’t publish specifically. “I find that, not just this your phone number, but we do When I was at one last week one, but all these seminars are need to list your real name. I found out that I learn better very helpful,” McCorgan said. It’s all good. Getting something by studying presentations and “They teach quite a bit of dif- off your chest is downright thera- notes verses lectures in class and ferent techniques and stuff to peutic. Write us. physical demonstrations. learn, which is really important, 4 The Nugget NEWS & features Thursday, September 29, 2011

twoandthecity.com Thousands of Edmonton runners took part in last year’s Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation CIBC Run for the Cure. Nationally, $33 million was raised. A Sunday Run for the Cure By NICK BERRY spread out over 60 communities they were able wanted to join up. I’m not much of a runner but The Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation to raise over $33 million. The run is now Can- when you can support such a great cause it really CIBC Run for the Cure is being held Sunday, Oct. ada’s largest single day, volunteer-led fundrais- doesn’t matter.” 2., beginning downtown at Sir Winston Church- ing event dedicated to raising funds for breast can- The team named Hawkins’ Hooters, made up ill Square. cer research, as well as education and awareness from Lois’s family and some friends had run last The foundation was started in 1986 by a group programs. year and many more pledge to run this year. They of women who saw many friends and family NAIT Radio and Television student David were all dealt some great news, after three surger- members being diagnosed with a disease that most Adamako-Ansah will be lacing up his running ies plus chemo and radiation treatments, Lois was women were embarrassed to talk about. Their shoes on Sunday for a friend. David has spent cleared and given a clean bill of health. vision was to bring those affected by breast cancer a great deal of his life in and out of the Stollery “Lois was lucky enough to beat her bout with a voice, and to bring specific funding for breast Children’s hospital, and after finding out late breast cancer but there are so many others, who cancer research plus education and awareness pro- last year that Lois Hawkins, one of the nurses aren’t as lucky, and every dollar and every ounce grams for those diagnosed with the disease as well who had help him so much throughout his time of support we give to the cause; the closer we get as the families of those affected. there, was diagnosed with breast cancer, the run to being in a world free of the disease.” The run is in its 20th year after starting from was something he wanted to do immediately. You Final registration and donation drop off starts humble beginnings in in 1992. That year can also check out his Run for the Cure website at at 8 AM on Sunday, with all the festivities kick- 1,500 participants took part and raised $85,000 http://www.runforthecure.com/site/TR/Runforth- ing off at 9. Donations are still being accepted, for the foundation. Through the last 20 years the eCure/CentralOffice?px=1857531&pg=personal you can donate online at www.runforthecure.com event has grown increasingly bigger every year, &fr_id=1295 or in person to anyone running in the event. Any last year with over 170,000 supporters united as “The moment I heard that the Stollery nurses amount is accepted and every little bit helps in the David Adamako-Ansah runners, walkers, donors, volunteers and partners and some of the patient families had a team I fight to run over breast cancer. Will run Thursday, September 29, 2011 news and features The Nugget 5 Smoke? Want to break free? By KEVIN ALBUS to annoy each other leaving people to stay on the body so they can gain strong reasons to quit. you to find out what triggers that craving and how It sucks being a smoker nowadays. You same path without any direction of Yes, we’ve all seen pictures of a you can accommodate it. They help prepare you have to walk to designated smoking areas understanding. I am a smoker, so I diseased lung, but have you found for when you are ready to quit once and for all which seems like a punishment. Plus it’s so was under the impression the Break out how much carbon monoxide and to keep you on that path. And when a stressful expensive for that little pack of cigarettes that Free tobacco reduction program is currently in your lungs? I was situation occurs you know you won’t find your- you can forget about your vacation since you’re was going to guilt me into quitting shocked and disgusted at what I do self running to the convenience store for smokes, budgeting in your smokes. Nicotine seems to be like every other health program I’ve to my body; I wanted to quit, but but maintaining your grip on life. more important than warm weather and sandy heard of. I was wrong. excuse after excuse I wasn’t ready. I have a quit date set. I can say I’m confident beaches. You think people would have more I met Evelyn Gorecki, who is in Evelyn was understanding and I can quit from what I learnt from the Break Free sympathy for people who smoke, but there are charge of the Break Free program explained that it’s not quitting that’s program. I can count the times I have quit and this more groups today pushing to keep the smok- and I quickly learned that this pro- the only goal, it’s also cutting down. will be my fourth. If only I kept track of the num- ers away from the public. I don’t blame them. gram not only accepts smokers, but With nicotine gum and patches pro- ber of cigarettes I’ve smoked in my lifetime. Second-hand smoke is just as bad, but really works with them. Break Free started Evelyn Gorecki vided you can find yourself smok- If you would like to know more about the it’s not to spite them – it’s an addiction. in 2010 and out of the 550 staff and ing less throughout the day. We all Break Free program, visit the Health Services There seems to be a general dislike between students that registered, 87 per cent said the pro- learned how to crawl before we walked right? But department (Room O-119) or contact Evelyn anti-smokers and smokers and it’s starting to get gram helped them a great deal. This program edu- what about after you quit? I had quit smoking for Gorecki (Break Free program co-ordinator) at ridiculous. Both sides refuse to quit and continue cates smokers on what they are doing to their six months and relapsed. The program works with (780) 471-8733. Meet me at the study hall By CHELSEA BIRD ordinator, Student Engagement) says: “Just to hone your skills for free, in a comfortable sions to attend if this project seems like It’s official, NAIT students! Sept. 23 like an athlete needs a coach, we are pro- and interactive atmosphere! something that could benefit your learning marked the last day of summer, mean- viding students the opportunity to access a Keep an eye out for upcoming ses- experience. ing that it’s now time to replace those lazy study coach.” weekend afternoons in the sun with study Their job will be to help students inter- sessions and stacks of homework. pret their notes, offer tips for effective study If strong study skills aren’t exactly strategies and to achieve the most of their something you can put on your resume and learning potential. brag about – or even if you easily get good Bennett explains that studying encom- grades and feel that you have an effective passes more than just cramming and mem- method of studying, NAIT is orizing. Effective study habits trying out a study hall initiative should operate like a well-oiled that can benefit you. machine – meaning that going The idea behind the pro- to class, taking notes, staying ject is to provide an informal, organized and maintaining bal- casual setting where students ance are all important aspects can feel comfortable get- of “study skills.” ting together to study in small The project kicked off with groups or individually. a study hall get-together at the The hope is that students EnCana Centre on Sept. 22 and can meet and support each was received positively. other, while reaping the bene- A schedule of upcoming fits of developing useful and study hall sessions that last one effective study skills. Dana Bennett to two hours will soon be ready. Though personal tutoring is not offered Studying doesn’t have to be a daunting at the study hall sessions, of course NAIT task, and the more resources students have does offer tutoring services and will provide to take advantage of, the better. connections at the study hall meetings. If you’re a student at NAIT, you’re here What the study hall will offer, how- for a reason, and that is to finish your pro- ever, is the assistance of study coaches. The gram and enter the work force. Why not use initiative’s originator, Dana Bennett (Co- the resources offered at the school and learn

For more information, visit Health Services or contact Evelyn Gorecki, Tobacco Reduction Co-ordinator 780.471.8733 or [email protected] 6 The Nugget NEWS & features Thursday, September 29, 2011 Virtually Speaking No side-scroller’s too tough

By GRAHAM McCANN willing – and sometimes unwilling – par- solely about a person playing video games in And tension is certainly delivered. In the Japanese television can be notoriously ticipants lingers in that country often known a room by himself? first episode of the North American local- quirky. Go to YouTube and look up some for honour. Some of Japanese television has Leave that to Retro Game Master, called ization, he plays through Ninja Gaiden. A of the game shows and practical joke shows crossed to North America very well like GameCenter CX in , which stars Shinyo relentlessly difficult side-scroller action from Japan, and you will see a colourful, Iron Chef, where world renowned cook- Arino, a Japanese comedian who puts himself game released for the original Nintendo sometimes seizure-inducing array of often ing masters go head to head in Kitchen Sta- through virtual torment to complete some of the console in 1988. The show sucks the viewer sick and very dangerous humour pulled on dium. Exciting, surely, but what about a show most notoriously difficult and merciless games in and onto the edge of their seat watching made in the ’80s and ’90s. His title in the series Arino The Kacho trying to make it through is The Kacho, which means section chief of a the increasingly difficult stages of the game. corporation in Japanese. This show fully succeeds at watching some- The series is very tongue-in-cheek. The one else play video games completely com- announcer speaks English in the North Amer- pelling. You feel his frustration, misses and ican localization, but everyone else who speaks triumphs. on the show is subtitled and the program is After two hours of the struggle of trial and very reminiscent of Iron Chef – except cen- error in one chapter of Ninja Gaiden, he loses tred on one man battling a video game. In the all of his lives in one far subsection of the chap- office room where the challenges are videoed ter. Instead of being brought back to that sub- is his desk with a television that is surrounded section after selecting continue, he is brought by organized stacks of different snack foods back to the start of the chapter. Arino stares at and drinks as well as other things that fans the television as he sees all of the progress out send to Arino. The Kacho would often sit play- of the last two hours disappear. In a cold sweat ing the game from early morning to late night with the sun setting in the evening after a drawn depending on the time limit. He is accompanied out battle through the day, he says to the tele- by his “assistant directors” who provide moral vision in a panting breath of disbelief: “How support and sometimes game support if a situa- dare you? How dare you?” tion gets dire. Among his trademarks is having Retro Game Master is hosted on the a cold patch on his forehead to ease his head Gawker Media website Kotaku.com with new kotaku.com tension. episodes every Thursday. Gender gap in gaming industry

By JENNY LU match the diversity of the Canadian community The McGill Daily (McGill University) with regards to race, religion, etc. MONTREAL (CUP) – I grew up playing “Anytime someone is in a minority popu- Goldeneye and Super Mario Brothers, and, as lation there is a danger that they will be a result, gained a small modicum of video gam- treated differently by the majority and feel ing skills. that they don’t belong. I believe this is cur- Though I enjoyed gaming, I was reluctant rently the case for women in computing sci- to admit to it, since I knew it was not a typical ence programs. It is too easy for them to feel female activity. The rarity of women who play, that they don’t belong and so too many leave or who will admit to playing, video games is the program for the wrong reasons. In some just one reminder of the male domination of the ways, the minority is self-perpetuating,” Szaf- video game industry. ron continued. But there are many up and coming Many different fields women within the gaming industry. Judy The video game industry is comprised Truong is a project manager in the Technol- of people from many different fields, such as ogy Group at Ubisoft, a video and computer design, music and marketing. About a third of game company with a development studio in these people come from computer science pro- Montreal. grams, where graduates are primarily male. Truong said that any female engineer, not Addressing this skewed gender distribution just in those in the video game industry, will is the subject of a joint research project between face male-dominated environments. However, the University of Alberta’s faculty of educa- she explained that what drew her to the indus- tion and its computer science program. Their try was that “the video game industry is so up- Illustration by Amina Batyreva, The McGill Daily research involved introducing boys, who had and-coming; there’s design, marketing and way to increase the number of women in centres around game design, where students more experience with video games, and girls, computer science aspects; there’s just a lot of computer science is through a change in cur- work in project groups to create a game. who had less, to ScriptEase, a game design pro- possibilities.” riculum. Currently, high school computer sci- “They learn computer science and pro- gram. Their findings show that girls and boys ence curricula are much less developed than gramming concepts while they are work- showed equal interest in the program, despite Design more appealing those of other sciences, such as physics, biol- ing on it, but they have a concrete creative differences in initial experience. Szafron’s research also confirms that for ogy and chemistry, and vary widely from goal and they can discuss the artifact that According to Duane Szafron, one of the many women, the lure of video games is not school to school. they are working on throughout the term,” paper’s researchers, it is important to have the enjoyment derived from playing the games, Additionally, many universities do not he said. more women in the field. He believes that a but rather the design and creation aspects of the allow computer science to be used for entrance Truong agrees and suggested introducing greater balance between genders is necessary. industry. credits. This means that computer science can more three-dimensional design and computer “The education they experience should be However, according to Truong, “Many be an afterthought for many students in high science-specific courses that could be benefi- in a context in which they interact with as many women don’t know about the industry unless school, resulting in misconceptions about the cial for all streams of engineering. women as men,” he said in an e-mail. “This they have been exposed to video games, which discipline. Perhaps the day will come when girls in idea also suggests that other kinds of diversity is not as common for women.” However, Szafron believes these problems video games won’t only bring to mind those of should be present in the university [setting] to Szafron and Truong agree that the best can be solved by implementing a course that the animated variety. Thursday, September 29, 2011 The Nugget 7 opinion — Editorial — Love is louder than ... n social media sites in the last Ofew weeks I started noticing a lot of pictures with the slogan “love is louder” some- where in the picture. At first I thought it was neat and the phrase itself was catchy, but I didn’t think CELESTE DUL much more of it. After a Editor-In-Chief few more days I noticed it more and more and I knew it must be something bigger than just a trend. I was right, it is a movement. Little did I know that this movement was actually started over a year ago – now don’t I feel out of the loop. In 2010, actress Brittany Snow, The Jed Foundation and MTV created the Love is Louder campaign to build on the outpouring of support for the lives of multiple teenagers who were lost to sui- cide in September 2010. It strives to support anyone who has felt mistreated, misunderstood or isolated. Message becomes louder The idea behind pushing the message is that the more voices that join the movement, the louder the message becomes. The message is that suicide isn’t the answer – love is louder than hate, the pressure to be perfect, discrimination … almost anything can follow those three words and mean something to someone. deviantart.com Love is Louder brings attention to areas like sexual assault, abuse, eating disorders and many more. Suicide, however, is one of the main focuses. — Letters — Suicide is a growing concern, especially with college and university stu- dents. The World Health Organization states that both Canada and the United States have a suicide rate of about 11 per 100,000 people – it should be zero. A thank-you for Emily What’s even more alarming is a recent study of suicidal thinking among college students found more than half of the 26,000 surveyed had suicidal I wanted to send a public thumbs-up to Emily By the time I left the office, that infectious smile thoughts at some point in their lifetime. Studies done by universities and Moore, who works at the Student Benefit Office at had hopped on my face too, as I am sure is the case with colleges throughout North America show that this statistic is increasing as NAIT. When I went to get assistance, not only did she countless students she has worked with. Her customer opposed to decreasing as they hoped. clearly explain everything I needed to know, but she did service skills and positivity is a rare thing to see! it with a bright smile on her face and a twinkle in her Thanks, Emily! In hands of everyone eye! – Steven Cresswell In the past, the responsibility for student mental health fell solely on coun- selling centres and psychologists. Today, however, experts believe that the solution to mental health is in the hands of everyone – campus, community, Is something bugging you about NAIT or the government, family – everyone. I believe this movement is doing just that – rest of the world? Do you have some praise to getting everyone involved and sending a positive message. dish out about the school or life in general? Get Not only does it spread the message, but it also gives people resources those thoughts into print. for anonymous and free support and counselling services. With more than 20 Keep them short and to the point. No more websites and 10 hotlines, it provides support to those who are too afraid to ask than 100 words. We’re a newspaper, not an en- someone they know for help. cyclopedia. Give us a break! After only becoming knowledgeable about the campaign recently, I’m Submit your letters with your real name and finding myself completely captivated at the number of people spreading the phone number to: [email protected]. message. Take a look at Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/joinloveis- Don’t sweat it. We won’t publish your phone louder) or Twitter (#loveislouder) and I guarantee at least one person you number, but we do need to list your real name. know is promoting Love is Louder. It’s all good. Getting something off your chest is If you’re interested in learning more about Love is Louder, visit www. downright therapeutic. loveislouder.com Trust us on that. Write us. 8 The Nugget Thursday, September 29, 2011 SPORTS MEN’s SOCCER Hard-fought draw vs CUCA By TY HUDEC “Honestly, probably our best The second and sixth ranked game of the year,” Paulus said. teams in the nation were in action “Moved the ball extremely well, against each other over the week- maintained I would say at least 85 end, as the NAIT Ooks men’s soc- per cent ball possession throughout cer team travelled to Concordia to the game.” face the lower-seeded Thunder on The Ooks had a decisive advan- Sunday afternoon. The Ooks entered tage on the shot clock as well; as the weekend holding a 3-0-1 record, Paulus could only recall three shots good for top spot in the ACAC stand- by Concordia, while the Ooks fired ings, while Concordia was sitting in a well over a dozen at the Thunder net. tie with Grant MacEwan for second With the team trailing at the half, it place, with a record of 2-1-1. would have been easy for them to The Ooks carried most of the get discouraged after controlling the play in the first half, yet trailed at the play. However, Paulus and his staff break after Dejan Gajic tallied for made sure the team kept its spirits up Concordia to give the Thunder the going into the second. 1-0 lead. NAIT continued to bring “You highlight what they’re the pressure in the second half and doing well because we’re doing a lot were finally rewarded for their efforts of things well,” Paulus continued. when Felipe Carvalho scored to even “Up to 45 minutes in, we’re down a the contest midway through. Despite goal, but we’re the dominant team. a number of chances late, the Ooks That’s just the way this game works were unable to capitalize on a defen- sometimes. The best team doesn’t sive-minded Thunder squad and were always take all the points.” Photo by Laura Dettling forced to settle with a 1-1 draw. The tie does give the Ooks the NAIT Ook Daniel DeSousa lands on top of a Concordia Thunder player during a game at NAIT Ooks head coach Jeff Paulus win in the season series between field on Sept. 10. felt his team put forth a domin- these two teams, as NAIT won their ant performance and was pleased season-opener against Concordia 4-1. ings. Their 3-0-2 record gives them Concordia now sits third, three points them returning home for a first place with their efforts despite falling The Ooks remain in top spot in the 11 points and a one-point advantage behind NAIT. battle with the Grant MacEwan Grif- short of the win. North Division of the ACAC stand- over the Grant MacEwan Griffins. The men’s next action will see fins this Sunday, at 2 p.m. WOMEN’s SOCCER Women continue winning ways By TY HUDEC missed, but overall we’re happy to get three points.” two-point lead over the second-seeded Grant MacEwan Grif- The NAIT women were also in action against Concordia on The Thunder gave NAIT their greatest challenge of the sea- fins. The Griffins will be NAIT’s next competition when they Sunday. The Ooks women entered the weekend perfect on the son by far. Before Sunday, no team had come within three goals make the trip down 109 Street to face the Ooks on Sunday. season at 4-0 and as the top ranked team in the entire nation. of the Ooks, nor held them under four. The high-flying Ooks NAIT came away with the victory in their first matchup with Concordia sat at 2-1-1 entering remain perfect in pre- and regular- Grant Mac, 4-1. This Sunday’s contest gets underway at noon the day and were ranked at No. 4 season action and have now out- on NAIT’s home field. nationally. These two teams last scored their opponents by met in a high-scoring season- a combined total of 26-4 in opener at NAIT that saw the Ooks just five conference games. come away with the 6-3 victory. This team truly continues Sunday’s contest, however, would to dominate its competition prove to be a much different story. and coach Teixeira says it’s a Like the men, NAIT’s women testament to the new and old were in control for the majority of faces being able to gel since the game. Concordia played tight Day 1. defensively, not allowing the Ooks “We brought a lot of many easy chances. The lone goal good vets back and we’ve of the game came off the foot of complemented them with NAIT’s Leanne Kadatz, as she some nice rookies,” said buried her league-leading 10th Teixeira. “We hit our stride goal of the year. That tally proved in pre-season and ever since SOCCER to be enough as the Ooks walked then we’ve been looking away with the win and the season good.” sweep, taking this contest 1-0. The Ooks retain their “We’re just happy to get three spot atop the ACAC North points,” Ooks head coach Sergio Division standings with Teixeira said following the win. their perfect record. The “They sat back and defended ladies are now half way quite well. We missed some key Photo by Laura Dettling through their regular sea- chances that we shouldn’t have NAIT Ook Kelly Tataryn in action on Sept. 10. son schedule and have a Thursday, September 29, 2011 SPORTS The Nugget 9 A sensational season that you have had one of the best seasons of tennis in history. When you take a closer look at the year Djokovic has com- piled and just how he has accomplished what he has, it is hard not to marvel at his talents. In all three grand slam finals he has made it to he has won and two of the victories came against 10-time slam winner Nadal. I mentioned that Djokovic has a 6-0 record against Nadal this year, but what I didn’t tell you is that all six of his victories have come in the finals of tournaments with two wins coming in grand-slam finals – Wimbledon and the US Open. He started the season as the No. 2 ranked player in the PATRICK KNOWLES world behind Nadal, but with his victory over Nadal at Wimble- Sports Editor don took over the No. 1 ranking. When I look back on the year that was in sports, a few stories happen to catch my attention. Japan winning the women’s World $10.5 million Cup, my Canucks losing in Game 7 and then having the people With his victory at the US Open, Djokovic earned a cool $2.3 of Vancouver riot like it was 1994 all over again. But perhaps the million, which, added to his previous earnings, brought his season one sports story that I was drawn towards was that of the year total to just over $10.5 million, not bad for about 16 weeks worth that Novak Djokovic has had on the tennis court. of work, if you consider playing a sport for a living work. In all No one has put together this type of season on the ten- 10 finals he made it into he won. Probably the stat that I find most nis court since the early 1980s when John McEnroe went an impressive is the one where throughout the entire year Novak has unbelievable 82-3 for the entire season. Djokovic could poten- only been in one five-set match and the one he participated in was tially tie McEnroe’s record and would have more than likely beat an instant classic against Federer in the US Open semifinals. This his overall season record if he didn’t retire from two matches match was hands down the match of the season with Federer hav- this season, resulting in two of his losses. ing Djokovic on the ropes and Djokovic battling back when no one thought he could, after Federer dominated for the first two and Year’s record at 64-3 a half sets. Djokovic fought back and took control of Federer like fanpop.com As it stands Novak’s overall season record is an impressive I have never witnessed anyone do before. Novak Djokovic 64-3, his hard court record is 40-2, with both losses coming by He has made it into 10 finals this year and has come away way of having to retire from the matches. The only true blemish with 10 titles. The three slams he won this year give him a total seems that for the first time since 2003 when he turned pro all on his record came on the clay courts of Roland Garros in the of four for his career. He is one of only six men to win three aspects of his game are firing on all cylinders. semifinals of the French Open versus Roger Federer, which in slams in one year and he did this by controlling his opponents Don’t get me wrong. I am by no means crowning Djokovic my eyes robbed us of the chance to see if Novak could dethrone off of their service games. Djokovic will not just blow aces by as the best player ever, but I would say he is the best player in Rafael Nadal, the clay court king. I think that he would have you off of his serves, but when you have service he will some- the world right now and, who knows, if he can put a string of done it, considering that he is 6-0 versus Nadal this year. If the how find ways to hit returns that put his opponent automatic- seasons together like the one he is having this year he just might only time in an entire season that you lose a match of tennis is ally on the defensive, with him controlling the play. With the go down as one of the greatest, if not the greatest tennis player to the 16-time grand slam champion Roger Federer, then I think pinpoint accuracy of his return game and lethal service game it ever. Athletes of the week Athletes of the week September 12-18 September 19-25 Leanne Kadatz Alex Mah Soccer Soccer Leanne continued to dominate for the Ooks women’s Alex was excellent versus Concordia this past week- soccer team this past weekend as she scored another six end and was selected as the player of the game. Mah goals. Kadatz scored three goals Friday in the team’s 10-0 shut down the Thunder all game long, won lots of tackles victory over the King’s Eagles and then followed that up and was very steady for the Ooks all game. “Alex is play- by scoring another hat-trick Saturday in the team’s 5-0 win ing centre back for us this year, which is a new position over Keyano. The six goals brought Leanne’s total to nine (played mid last year),” said head coach Sergio Teixeira. for the season. “She is our leader on and off the pitch” “She is doing a wonderful job and her pace and game declared head coach Sergio Teixeira. “Leanne is having a sense brings us leadership in the back.” Alex is a fifth-year fantastic year.” Leanne is a third-year player in the Animal Bachelor of Business Administration student and is from Health Technology program and is from Edmonton. Edmonton.

Jose Acosta Ariel Lugoma Soccer Soccer A first-year player, Jose has quickly stepped up as a Ariel was all over the field in the Ooks men’s soccer leader with his inspired play and constant communica- game at Concordia Sunday. Lugoma was selected as the tion during the game. Pairing with Mallan Roberts, the NAIT player of the game after setting up the Ooks’ lone two players form a very imposing back line that has been goal in a 1-1 draw versus the Concordia Thunder. “Ariel instrumental in the good start for the men’s soccer team. was a force offensively for the team Sunday,” said head Composed, physical and solid defensively, Acosta has coach Jeff Paulus. “He started the season with an injury been an anchor for a team that has only conceded two and his play this weekend showed he is healthy and ready goals in four games. This weekend, Jose added an assist to contribute.” Ariel is a first-year Personal Fitness Trainer to his defensive stats and once again showed how much student and is from Brazil. of a threat he is on the counter-attack. “Jose is already showing his leadership abilities,” said head coach Jeff Paulus. “His strong play has quickly allowed our team to adjust from the massive loss of both Jordan Stewart and James Carr from last season.” Jose is a first-year Aca- demic Upgrading student from Camrose. 10 The Nugget SPORTS Thursday, September 29, 2011 men’s HOCKEY Ooks show well at Blue and Gold By CODY MABEUF Although the final team is still not set in stone, this pre- The Ooks were back last Friday for the Blue and season game certainly allowed members of the Ooks to Ooks goaltender Gold tournament and performed extremely well by showcase their skills and develop more as a team. Graeme Harrington thrashing the Condordia Thunder for an 8-2 win. Despite Eleven veterans remain on the team and none of snags a shot Friday a few rough games against the Golden Bears earlier, the them are guaranteed a front line spot with 15 new play- (Sept. 23) against team rallied with a vengeance to take the thunder out of ers coming in as well as a number of walk-ons. Concordia. Condordia. Decisions are still to be made about the final Ooks The Ooks took an early lead and dominated the first lineup, including the decision about who will be the part of the game, particularly in the first period, where starting goaltender. According to coach Serge Lajoie, four goals were scored by the Ooks, including a particu- both Shannon Szabados and Graeme Harrington have larly well done two-on-one play for the third goal. proven themselves more than capable goaltenders so MVP for the game was right winger Josh Koper, far, making the decision to choose the No. 1 goal tender who scored one of the first goals for the Ooks early in more difficult. Even though Harrington did not face a lot the first period and completed his hat trick in the third. of shots, he was solid in net. Shannon, Canadian Olym- Another player who distinguished himself was Liam pic women’s star, was away for the game. Darragh, who scored the last two goals of the game for Lajoie also believes that his team is developing well the Ooks. as a whole and players are improving and developing In the second period, the Ooks continued to dom- good habits. Coach Lajoie says that if there was one inate but the game became much more aggressive. By aspect that should be under close scrutiny, it would be the time the third period was reached, the game wasn’t puck management, but that it’s mainly small habits that the complete domination by the Ooks that it had been need to be picked up and that the team is progressing before, but despite Concordia stepping up their game, well. It’s still early in the season but the Ooks put on a the Ooks maintained and even widened their lead. strong performance versus the Thunder. The game got chippier as Concordia began to get In the other games the Ooks played in the tourna- frustrated and a number of penalties were received ment, they defeated Portage 5-3 on Saturday and tied by both sides, as well as a few personal misconducts. MacEwan 3-3 on Sunday. Photo by Emily Vanee Jon Jones too much for Rampage By WILL CORTEZ a record of 45-9 professional record, he pioneered disrespecting him. Even Rampage looked a bit of the sport. However, that is exactly the problem. UFC 135 seemed like it featured the a road for wrestlers in the fight business. He is stunned, but it was a sign of the end for Rampage. These guys have left it all in the ring before. They legends of old facing the legends of new. Matt also one of only two people to beat GSP, and beat By Round 4, Rampage had a face that was have given up everything, have gone to surgery, Hughes vs. Josh Koscheck and Jon “Bones” BJ Penn when he was dominating the sport. He cut, bruised and swollen. Jones smelled blood and have gone to war, their wear and tear is evident. Jones the light heavy weight champion vs. has accomplished so much it wouldn’t be a bad hit him with a left hook, from there engaging in Jones now has the taunting task of fighting Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. Matt Hughes is idea to just hang up his gloves before he gets hurt. a clinch that took him up against the cage. Jones Rashad Evans, his old sparring partner and friend. coming off a dis- The main then began to set up a rear naked choke and That is exactly why Rashad should prove to be a appointing loss event had a lot of became the first man to ever stop Rampage Jack- challenge for Jones. This is also the first genuine to Bj Penn where buzz to it. It’s no son via submission. grudge match Jones will experience which should he was knocked secret Rampage With this convincing win, Jon Jones has make it all the more interesting. These two are top out in less than got under Jones’s proven to the world again that he isn’t a champion tier of the light heavyweight division and this fight a minute. Kos- skin at their press by fluke. He now holds wins over two veterans can’t happen soon enough check is also conferences. All coming off a through the media brutal loss to and promotional GSP, in which he events, he taunted ACAC Standings suffered a broken Jones by tell- orbital bone. ing him he would men’s Soccer WOmen’s Soccer This fight never sit there and North Division North Division mattered much exchange with him TEAM W L T Pts GF GA +/- TEAM W L T Pts GF GA +/- more to Kos- and that Jones beat NAIT...... 3 0 2 11 12 3 9 NAIT...... 5 0 0 15 26 4 22 check. Losing a hurt Shogun. MacEwan...... 3 1 2 11 11 4 7 MacEwan ...... 4 1 1 13 12 5 7 would mean Kos- Jon Jones mmaprime.tv Jones was Concordia...... 2 1 2 8 9 8 1 Concordia ...... 2 2 1 7 12 9 3 check would have coming off a spec- Keyano...... 2 2 0 6 6 7 -1 Keyano ...... 2 2 0 6 4 10 -6 to once again rebuild from ground zero towards tacular and record-breaking career, beating Mauri- Grande Prairie...... 0 1 3 3 6 8 -2 Grande Prairie...... 1 3 0 3 6 10 -4 any type of title shot, whereas Hughes is argu- cio Shogun Rua for the light heavy weight cham- King’s...... 0 5 1 1 4 18 -14King’s...... 0 6 0 0 3 25 -22 ably on the path to retirement in the not too dis- pionship and becoming the youngest champion in South Division South Division tant future. UFC history. Rampage is also coming off two con- Team W L T Pts GF GA +/- Team W L T Pts GF GA +/- It started off quite slow with both fighters secutive victoires against Lyoto Machida and Matt Medicine Hat...... 4 0 1 13 13 2 11 Red Deer...... 5 0 1 16 16 3 13 feeling each other out. Hughes began to display Hamill, showing he is still relevant and dominant Lethbridge...... 3 2 0 9 10 9 1 Mount Royal ...... 4 1 0 12 14 5 9 how far he has come from being a grappler by in the hurting business. But this fight was far from Mount Royal...... 3 2 0 9 8 6 2 Medicine Hat...... 3 1 1 10 15 9 6 displaying his boxing prowess. With beautiful even. If anything it showed how tough this business SAIT...... 2 3 0 6 6 11 -5 Lakeland...... 2 4 0 6 5 15 -10 jabs and head movement, he was landing pin- of fighting can be for the older generation. Red Deer...... 1 3 2 5 13 15 SAIT-2 ...... 1 4 0 3 6 13 -7 point hits and rights, and was showing great foot Round one and two opened with Jon Jones Lakeland...... 1 4 1 4 7 14 -7 Lethbridge ...... 0 5 0 0 7 18 -11 movement. Koscheck, though being the younger throwing leg kicks, several jabs, and a few foot RESULTS RESULTS of the two, began to slowly out speed Hughes stomps. Round 3 Jones began to pick up the pace Sept. 23 Sept. 23 by throwing left and right hooks and started to a bit. Rampage landed a few good punches, and Keyano 2, King’s 0 Keyano 3, King’s 1 daze him. began to mix up some kicks with punches that Sept. 24 Sept. 24 As the round progressed, Hughes got caught began to have an affect on Jones. Mid round, Jones MHC 1, MRU 0; SAIT 3, Lethbridge 0 MRU 3, MHC 0; SAIT 2, Lethbridge 1; with a right upper cut. Not soon after, everything managed to secure the single leg take down. From MacEwan 3, GPRC 1; Keyano 4, King’s 1 MacEwan 1, GPRC 0; Keyano 1, King’s 0; came crashing down for Hughes. Round 1 at 4:59 the full mount, Jones was able to land a variety of RDC 3, Lakeland 3 RDC 1, Lakeland 0 he got knocked out cold and the fight was stopped. slicing elbows and chopping fists. Nearing the end Sept. 25 Sept. 25 What made it more emotional, is knowing this is of the round, Jones shot for the takedown. With the NAIT 1, Concordia 1; MacEwan 1, GPRC 1 NAIT 1, Concordia 0; MacEwan 2, GPRC 0 how things will probably end for Hughes. But in bell sounding soon after, he picked up Rampage on Lethbridge 4, MRU 2; MHC 6, SAIT 0; MRU 3, Lethbridge 2; MHC 6, SAIT 3; all honesty, Hughes is a legend of the sport. With his back and dropped him on the floor completely Lakeland 3, RDC 2 RDC 3, Lakeland 0 Thursday, September 29, 2011 SPORTS The Nugget 11 Crunch time! By NICK BERRY yards for a touchdown by Ryan Phillips. It was a busy weekend in the CFL, with B.C. Travis Lulay threw for 303 all eight teams in the league in action starting yards and two touchdowns including a 100-yard the push to the playoffs. The Alouettes were in catch and run by wide receiver Arland Bruce. Edmonton taking on the Eskimos, B.C. was in The Lions improved to 6-6 on the season, while Saskatchewan, Toronto hosted Winnipeg and Saskatchewan fell to 4-8. Calgary and Hamilton travelled to Moncton for In Toronto, an injury riddled Blue Bombers a Tiger-Cat home game. squad took on the cellar dwelling Argonauts. In what was a wild game, the Argonauts, after Montreal came to town a missed 38-yard field goal, tackled Winni- Montreal brought their 6-5 record to peg’s returner in the end zone to give them a Edmonton in hopes of a win and of solidify- single point. In keeping with the nature of the ing a spot in the postseason. After a lacklustre night, Noel Prefontaine’s boot came after his first quarter, Montreal led 4-1 and stretched initial try hit the upright. However, officials the lead to 11-1 early in the second as had called the play dead seconds before quarterback ended due to a whistle being blown in a long drive with a 23-yard pass the stands. Winnipeg (8-4) lost to running back Brandon Whita- its first game to a conference ker. The duo wasn’t done there, opponent and had to play the as four minutes later, Whitaker, second half minus four of its hauled in another 23-yard pass to starters, meanwhile the Argos stretch the lead to 17. After a field (3-9) halted a three-game losing goal, Jason Armstead got the Eskimos skid to keep their playoff hopes alive back in the game with a 72-yard punt return TD for the time being. with just 22 seconds left in the half and they went into the locker room trailing 18-11. After Shootout in Moncton trading field goals and a single point from a In the finale of the weekend, Hamilton missed Derek Schiavone field goal, the score and Calgary had a shootout in Moncton, New was 21-15 when, with seven seconds left in the Brunswick. On the strength of two touchdowns quarter, Calvillo was crushed by Eskimo defen- from receiver Marcus Thigpen, the Tiger- sive end Marcus Howard. The hit knocked Cal- Cats took a high scoring game 55-36. Calgary villo unconscious and took him out of the game. quarterback Henry Burris had two touchdowns, Adrian McPherson replaced Calvillo for the both to receiver Romby Bryant, before being fourth quarter and led two drives that ended replaced by backup Drew Tate, who threw two in field goals. Ricky Ray put together a long TDs in the fourth quarter, including a 10-yard drive fuelled by 74-yard passing play to Adar- strike to Bryant, his third of the game. Hamilton ius Bowman and Fred Stamps caught a one- also had three rushing touchdowns on the after- yard pass for the touchdown to make the score a noon, helping them to improve to 6-6. Calgary, little more respectable. The final was 34-21 for in the meantime, dropped to 7-5 and is still tied the Alouettes as they moved into second place with the Eskimos for first in the West. in the East. It’s getting down to crunch time in the CFL In other action, the B.C. Lions took on the with only six weeks remaining and all teams Roughriders in Regina. The Lions dominated, still in the hunt for the post-season. The next only allowing Saskatchewan’s quarterback games will go a long way in determining the Photo by Laura Dettling 188 passing yards while forcing contenders and the pretenders on the road to the Eskimo receiver Fred Stamps two interceptions, one of which was returned 81 . Edmonton off to Fort Lauderdale Bay took it 1-0. “We’re not looking past Fort Lauderdale The loss of their two keepers, Lance Parker Edmonton head coach Harry Sinkgraven at all,” said Kooy. and Jaswinder Gill, due to long-term injur- was happy with the result of “They’re a strong side ies may have something to do with the 40 making the playoffs but isn’t so we’ll have goals scored against the team ready to take it easy just yet. our hands full this season, the second highest “Obviously we’re satis- with them … in the league. fied with making the play- but we’d also Despite these setbacks, FC offs, that was our goal at love to host a Edmonton powered through and the start of the season,” said playoff game squeaked into the playoffs. Big Sinkgraven. “But now it’s a as well. Our victories, new signings and club BALJOT BHATTI new season and we want to fans definitely goal leader Shaun Saiko helped Assistant Sports Editor win in the playoffs as well.” deserve that.” to ensure their placement. Now Despite a loss at the end of the regular FC Edmonton flies to Fort Lauderdale It’s been a rocky season for all they can do is give the best season against Montreal two weeks ago, FC after a week long training and practice sched- the team, with a 10-12 showing they can, for Edmonton packs their bags and heads to Fort ule. The coaches have been working the play- win-loss record and fin- “Now it’s a new sea- both the fans and club Lauderdale to face off against the Strikers in ers hard, but believe they are ready for the ishing the season tied for management. their first quarterfinals game of the playoffs. quarterfinal matchup on Saturday at 5:30 fifth place with the Min- son and we want to A home playoff game The matching was decided by a final MST. nesota Stars. FC Edmon- win in the playoffs as would definitely be game between Floridian teams FC Tampa If they win in Fort Lauderdale, FC ton also had to suffer well.” exciting for the diehard Bay and the Fort Lauderdale Strikers. Both Edmonton will play host to their semifinal through an eight-game FC Edmonton fans and teams were tied, and the winner would go on opponents here at home. However, players, winless streak that was – FC Edmonton coach Harry give some needed publi- to face the sixth place team, while the loser like captain Chris Kooy, are focused on Sat- finally ended back in Sinkgraven city to both the club and would square off against Edmonton. Tampa urday’s game, and not what’s beyond. late August against the Atlanta Silverbacks. the North American Soccer League. 12 The Nugget SPORTS Thursday, September 29, 2011

MEN’S BASKETBALL New coach Athlete Profile By SEAN HARMAN With a tough start to the season Hansen Player: Corey Saban The NAIT Ooks men’s basketball team has is going to have to rely on the four starters been shaken up from top from last year and new Sport: Basketball to bottom replacing last arrival Jordan Reiter, year’s coach Don Phillips who came in from Leth- Hometown: Edmonton with former head coach of bridge. Reiter was named the silver-medal winning a first team all-star last Age: 23 Lethbridge College Kodi- year at nationals and aks, Mike Hansen. A total will be a big factor to the Graduated from: Austin O’Brien of eight players from last team’s success through- year’s team are gone, leav- out the year. ing behind only Corey Shane Reece, last By ALI MAGEE eering in the evening classes while being Saban, Spencer Campbell year’s dominant big man What keeps you motivated – I have a part of the basketball team. I was able and Daniel Perepluk, who inside for the Ooks, is out become very internally motivated over the to work out a schedule with the coach is returning after missing all for the first semester due years. I have never won a national title and that allowed me to attend all the classes of last year due to injury. to injury, but is expected I feel more motivated than I ever have to and missed about two or three practices a Despite all of the to return in January, which get there because this is my last year of week. major changes, coach will be huge for the team as eligibility. How old were you when you started Hansen still has high a presence like Reece will Did you play on a team before NAIT? playing basketball? I started playing in expectations for the year only add good things to the Yes, I played at Grant MacEwan for three elementary. My dad coached me, and to to come. team. NAIT opens up regu- years. The first two years were very this day he watches every game and will “We feel pretty confi- lar season play on Oct. 21 successful. offer advice to get me better. dent that we can have a suc- at home against North Div- Do you have hobbies during the off- Favourite thing about playing cessful year again. Nothing Mike Hansen ision rival Lakeland Col- season? During the off-season I have a basketball at NAIT? This year, I would less that a championship lege Rustlers. couple hobbies no one would ever guess. have to say ... I look forward to Mike is what we expect here at NAIT and that’s not I enjoy skateboarding as well and drawing Hansen coaching the team. I also look going to change.” and painting. forward to playing my last year of eligi- The Ooks were not handed any favours Team Notes What do you plan on doing after bility with my brother. We have never when they received their schedule for the Last Season: 23-4, ACAC cham- you finish school? I am going to take the played on a competitive team together year. They kick off the season against last pions, fifth place at nationals. bridging program to get my Civil Engineer- before, because when I got into junior year’s ACAC fourth-place finisher Lake- Players Lost: Bol Kong, Juwauwn ing degree through Lakehead University. high he went to high school and when I land College in a home and home set and States, Gerard Mozwa, Shane Cox, Favourite sport to watch on TV? got to high school he was in his first year then welcome the much-improved Keyano Roderick Iyekekpolor, Bruno Silvestrin, Believe it or not, but I really don’t watch of college. So this will be a very exciting College. To end all of that they host Mount Reece Gavin. many sports. year and I have been looking forward to Royal, last year’s ACAC bronze medallists. Key Returnees: Corey Saban, Dan- What’s an accomplishment you’ve this for a long time now. “The first three weeks are going to be real iel Perepluk, Spencer Campbell, Clay- made that you’re proud of? I may sound Best basketball memory? I have so tough, but if we do get past the first three weeks ton Crellin. like a nerd but I was proud of my GPA last many and I hope this year becomes the I feel like sky is the limit for us,” said Hansen. year. I was taking my first year Civil Engin- answer to this question. Thursday, September 29, 2011 The Nugget 13 What is your best

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“Before you spend money, “Carry a big camera and say “Don’t buy brand names! A lot “Be aware of your expenses “Don’t spend money where think about it. Is it worth it?” you’re reporting on the event. of no-name brands are just and how much you are bring- you work.” I got into so many U of A as good as the brand name.” ing in.” games for free!” Vitaliy Storozhuk Shannon Findlay Colleen Estey Collin Brown Brad Mayhew Carpentry Graphic Communications Business Administration Electrical Apprentice Academic Upgrading 14 The Nugget Thursday, September 29, 2011 ENTERTAINMENT Hollywood’s been hacked!

to the hackers who have said this: “Attention Hollywood. We are anonymous. We have been watching you. We have been listening to you. You have been allowed to run free too long … ” While the members of Hollywood Leaks have not been revealed, many people believe they are affiliated with the Anonymous hacking group. There is no real pattern when it comes to the celebrities who have been targeted. It is just a random assortment of celebrities, from spotlight on ... up and coming stars to those living life on the perezhilton.com D-list. Ashley Greene, (of ’N Sync Hollywood Leaks has also posted a You- “We’re simply here to facilitate the free NATASCHA BRUHIN fame) and Olympic speed-skater Apolo Ohno Tube video, with a digitally altered voice flow of information from a place which was Entertainment Editor have all had their phone numbers and e-mail announcing: “We are Anonymous. We do not previously over looked, Hollywood,” a Holly- Let’s get personal: Do you have scandal- addresses revealed to the public, while Miley forgive, we do not forget. Expect us.” wood Leaks representative told gawker.com. ous photos of yourself on your cellphone at this Cyrus, Akon and Lil Jon have only had their Did anyone else get the chills reading that? “We’re currently sitting on several unreleased very moment? Do they reveal you or somebody phone numbers exposed. When I hear of spoiled, rich celebrities movie scripts and enough numbers and e-mails else in compromising positions? Also, do you However, rapper Kreayshawn, Blake complaining about the lack of privacy in their to keep phones ringing and the inboxes full for make over six figures a year, have paparazzi Lively, Scarlett Johansson and extravagant lives, I usually roll my eyes. But the foreseeable future.” following you around and live in Hollywood? have had to deal with more severe privacy this time around, I do feel these Hollywood Wow, these hawkers are not messing around! You don’t? OK, then no worries for you. exposure by having revealing photos of them- hackers are crossing the line. There is a dif- Celebrities, delete everything remotely inappro- The Hollywood Leaks group has taken selves leaked online. While Hough’s photos ference between celebs being snapped leaving priate from your phone. Everything! Hollywood by storm – and by surprise. Spar- turned out to be pretty PG, the other starlets’ trendy restaurants in the heart of Hollywood All I can say is thank God they’re not going ing no one, the group is hacking into celebri- pictures weren’t so tame. and them having their cellphones hacked into after normal people like us. Imagine if there was ties’ cellphones and e-mail accounts and posting Scarlett Johansson’s leaked pictures include and all their personal information revealed to a NAIT hacker…can you imagine the horror and all the info found online. This includes personal one of her topless, and one of her backside. the world. Yes, they’re rich and famous. But panic all of us would feel if the chance that our phone numbers, photos and … movie scripts. She has since gotten the FBI involved and has does that mean anonymous, vindictive individ- private lives could become public could actually Tom Cruise’s upcoming movie, Rock of threatened to sue any sites that don’t take down uals have the right to break into their personal become a reality? I just shuddered to myself. Ages, had its screenplay posted online, all thanks the naked photos of her. lives? I strongly don’t think so. For once, aren’t you glad you’re not famous? Thursday, September 29, 2011 ENTERTAINMENT The Nugget 15 for your listening pleasure ... $3.99 mixtape ...

This week, we’re hitting the streets. (Sounds like: Mother Mother) There is talent everywhere in Edmon- 3. Caught On The Dancefloor – ton; you just have to look for it. Whether TheFlashJam (Sounds like: Breathe it’s in the bars, the clubs or even on the Carolina) radioscreamer.com side of the street, you are going to find 4. Sincerely, John – From Love To TheFlashJam good music and bad music. Ranging from Forfeit (Sounds like: The Red Jumpsuit acoustic pop to heavy metal, Edmonton’s Apparatus) 8. I’ll Hang – The Shakedowns got it all, and this is some of the best. I 5. Fake – Letters To Elise (Sounds like: (Sounds like: Against Me! with more encourage you to support our local talent Owl City) Blues) by listening to and purchasing their music. 6. Sober Heart, Sober Mind – The Sky 9. Telling Lies – Looking East (Sounds 1. Suburban Princess – GuRL (Sounds Life (Sounds like: Carolina Liar) like: Avantasia) like: Green Day) 7. It’s Over – Se7en Sided (Sounds 10. Burn It Down – Destruction United By MICHAEL MacMULLIN 2. Old Wives Tale – Sister Gray like: Shinedown) (Sounds like: Black Sabbath)

VIRAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK Zombies cook up a new meal By MIKE JONES those of us who don’t speak zombie, it is conven- not be capable of and I’m not just talking about The production quality of the video is top- The funny folks at Epic Meal Time are back iently translated and subtitled in English. The walk- culinary arts. One of them manages to break into notch; after akk these are not your typical run of with a brand new video that has all the essential ing dead showcased here are your more traditional a convenience store for a frozen treat. As far as the the mill zombies (the makeup artists in this video ingredients for a successful viral video; Zombies, slow-walking BRAIIINNNNSSS yelling zombies actual cooking, it sounds like an instant clogged are a super talented bunch). In addition to the visual Jack Daniels and, of course .... bacon! and not the more recently introduced fast-moving artery: brainy mac ’n’ cheese, candy brain, deep- arts, the eerie soundtrack may scare the brains out This video contains an ever-growing gang of style (as featured in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead fried brain, scrambled brains and Big Mac brains. of you but the humour takes over with the final line zombies cooking/consuming hilariously unhealthy remake). And it’s all washed down with a bottle of Jack Dan- “Next time .... we eat a headshot.” I have no idea food and then walking the town building up their The zombies in this video do, however, show- iels! Unhealthy, sure, but could it be worse than how that is possible but I cannot wait to see them bacon and booze-fuelled entourage. Thankfully for case a few talents one would think zombies might some of the meals offered by fast food chains? try. Check it out at http://youtu.be/yttA7YkWdr0 16 The Nugget ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, September 29, 2011 Rock, reggae hit the Nest!

By ANIKA NOTTVEIT instruments, the drummer and co-lead singer, really have to try to connect with your audi- Their inspiration to make reggae music ori- On Sept. 23, the Nest had live performances Denis Frigon, kept the audience engaged by tell- ence,” Frigon says as advice to new and upcom- ginates from travelling. from two local bands. All the Kings Men opened ing jokes. The band had great group dynam- ing musicians. “When you’re travelling, you hear good at 5 p.m. for the Soulicitors. ics; one would never guess they’ve only been “We were a cover band at first, playing what music and you’re having the time of your life,” All the Kings Men are working their way to together for a year and half. people wanted to hear. Then people started say- said Corey Burgess, auxiliary percussionist and be the No. 1 and upcoming live band in Edmon- All members met at Grant MacEwan Univer- ing, ‘we want to hear what you want to sing’.” keyboardist. “We’ve all been there and we all ton. They started out the night with lots of energy sity through the music program. By being proactive and talking to bar man- want to go there. Together (the band) wants to and variety. When the band was tuning up their “Music is a people-based business. You agers about gigs, All the Kings Men finally bring people to that place.” brought their talent out of the basement. Many The Soulicitors play very happy music original numbers entertained the toe- – students and locals were scattered tapping crowd at the Nest that evening. throughout the Nest looking very con- Their name originated from the tent on a free Friday night. lead singer’s last name, Sebestian King All of the band members are and the Humpty Dumpty riddle. The employed full time in the trades and rest of the band is considered ‘all of tour only on weekends. Making music Sebestian King’s men’. in a south Edmonton studio is currently As for the future of the band, Frigon said just a hobby. While Edmonton doesn’t have much after the show that he “would like to see this of a reggae scene, the Soulicitors are hoping that hobby move into a job. It’s a tough industry to will soon change. In the future, the band would succeed in right now.” like to go south where Reggae is more popular. Upcoming artists are finding funding very Both bands alluded to the fact that it is hard hard to come by. All the Kings Men’s new album to make it big in the music industry. is coming out in late November, with their next “Hearing your music on the radio is really show being on Sept. 27 back at their old stomp- cool,” Burgess commented. “When Sonic plays ing grounds, Grant MacEwan. Pearl Jam followed by one of our songs, it is A unique local reggae band took the stage pretty sweet.” next. The Soulicitors brought a laid back atmos- The Soulicitors don’t know when they will phere to the Nest. With beers in hand, the be doing their next show. The attitude of “going Soulicitors jammed to a relaxing beat, inviting with the flow” seems easy for this band. And the audience to join them. speaking of flow, “Flow” is the No. 1 song on The Soulictors were Sonic 102.9’s band their new album, which will be coming out of the month in September of 2009, after they sometime in the New Year. released their first album What You Need. These The band encourages anyone who’s inter- Photo by Chad Steeves five guys from the Prairies have even been on ested to visit their Facebook page, “The All the King’s Men perform on the Nest on Sept. 23. stage with Bedouin Soundclash. Soulicitors.” Thursday, September 29, 2011 ENTERTAINMENT The Nugget 17 Wishing for more ... By STEVEN DYER fronted with Jaenelle Angeline, a 12-year-old The world of the Blood is vast and marvel- Books aren’t for everyone, we know this and girl with no apparent power or charm. lous and the series is a must read for any fan- it’s sad, especially when you find such a great But looks can be deceiving. The power tasy readers. The tale doesn’t end there, either. book series like “The Black Jewels” series. Jaenelle commands could heal a realm … or After the initial trilogy, Bishop released six more Written by award-winning author Anne destroy one. books, adding to an already wonderful trilogy. Bishop, The Black Jewels is an epic story that So now the game begins. Some seek to con- Her other stories tell the tales of the forbidden combines love, humour, politics, intrigue and trol Jaenelle’s power, while others simply want love between the warlord prince of Ebon Rih and betrayal in a way that will leave you weeping, to befriend and love the young, eccentric girl. a simple hearth witch. Another book focuses on laughing and wishing for more. But who will win when the High Priestess of the weak Rose Queen who becomes Shalador’s The story starts out with Prince Daemon Sadi Hayll, the High Lord of Hell and the Sadist Lady and the saviour of Dena Nehele. Another receiving a prophecy from the Black Widow begin a battle that could tear apart not only the story chronicles the tale of the territory of Zuula- Tersa, in which he is told that what he has been Realm of Light, but the Shadow Realm and the man that no longer exists within the three realms. wishing for has almost come and that he must Dark Realm as well? And finally the story of Kealeer’s Heart is told, a be ready for it when the time comes. Daemon is And even when Lorn, the ancient Prince of woman so special that the Shadow Realm could heartened and spends the next few centuries in the Dragons and the last of his kind, uses the not have joined together without her. search of the woman of his dreams, the queen he most powerful magic at his disposal, will the The series has won the William L. Craw- dreams of serving. He is disappointed when his father, the brother and the lover be able to save ford Memorial Fantasy Award. The first book, search turns out to be fruitless. the dream and anchor it to flesh? Or will the Daughter of the Blood, was a 1998 Sapphire But then he is sent to Chaillot and is con- dream die and be lost to the darkness forever? Award finalist. GW 3 stunning, demanding By SHAWN GRAY Game play isn’t the only improvement; The best way to describe the overall feel with the addition of tons of new weapons of Gears of War 3 is to quote the series main including sawed-off shotguns, Retro Lan- character Marcus Fenix: “Aww Sh*t.” cers, One-Shot (cheapest gun), Digger Gears 3 wastes no time thrusting players Launchers and the butcher’s cleaver ... yes straight into the action. Set around two years players actually get to use cleavers! Locust after Gears 2, The Coalition of Ordered sushi anyone? Governments (COG) has disbanded and the Throughout the whole game the Gears world is pretty much screwed. Humanity’s are fighting a two front war, so as a player numbers are running dangerously thin with you’re always kept on your toes running the Locust rebuilding and the Lambent act- into classic lovable Locust-like Boomers ing as a hurricane of destruction sweeping and Drones, but the Lambent is what really across the land. mashes everything up. You thought Ber- Don’t worry, you won’t find spoil- serkers were frightening? Try fighting an ers here but what you should know is that exploding one. Gears 3 is an amazing game. The first thing Now, we all remember how frustrating I noticed was how smooth the combat is and Gears 2 multiplayer was; it was so much how the control scheme is pretty much the fun but no one had the patience to deal with same as previous games… which is good how laggy the servers were. Well, they fixed cause it makes veterans to the series feel all that and now players can kill each other right at home. with confidence knowing that they won’t be randomly dropped from a game or find all other players walking into walls. There is also the addition of exciting new thecontrolleronline.com game modes like Beast mode, which is pretty Gears of War 3 is a worthy successor to the previous versions of the game. much like Horde but the players can con- trol the Locust from being a simple Ticker to Overall, Epic has done an unreal job of highly suggest you immediately go to your becoming a Berserker in all her glory. providing fans with a stunning conclusion nearest video game store and pick up all Speaking of Horde, the mode has also to the series they introduced to us back in three Gears games. Gears 3 is demanding been revamped, this time allowing players 2006. If you’re a Gears of War fan than I game of the year. to build up shelters in order to protect them- don’t doubt that you’ve already purchased selves from the Locust Horde. the game and if you’re new to the series, I Urban wows the ladies By STEFANIE FISCHER stage as the band opened with “Put In between songs, Urban good time, all right? Are you with Assistant Issues Editor You In a Song.” paused to look at all the hand me, Edmonton?” Edmonton was Last Wednesday night’s “Get Urban intertwined his older crafted signs that were waving at definitely with him. Closer” show was nothing what classics with his newer songs and him. One caught his eye and an Urban strutted through the you expect a country music con- nailed each one perfectly, includ- extremely lucky birthday girl and crowd and hundreds of people got cert to be. ing the heartfelt ballads such as, her family and friends were urged to “Get Closer” to Keith Urban. It was a full-on country rock “Stupid Boy” and “Raining On to come on stage where he sang an Keith Urban is such a good- spectacle that was displayed on the Sunday.” exclusive “Happy Birthday” to her. looking, talented and down-to- largest plasma television the world This handsome superstar was At one point, Urban made the earth guy it’s impossible not to has ever seen. showered with screams and cheers security let the fans rush to the like him. You either want him, or The scruffy, black-shirted as every dramatic pause and gui- front of the stage. He said, “These want to be him. Keith Urban made his entrance by tar pose was blown up on the huge people just wanna have a good Keith Urban strolling and strumming down the television. time so you just let them have a 18 The Nugget ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, September 29, 2011

Photo by Christine Vu NAIT Business student Kelsey Allin walks the runway in the Western Canada Fashion Week show at the TransAlta Arts Barns on Sept. 23. Young designers get started

that night. It is no surprise, as Whyte Avenue is Garden Mall advertising campaign. “Brittnee has more of a classic look and I known for its boutiques, all fashionable and many As one of the most in-demand Edmonton mod- like to spice it up a little bit.” Chung said. “In the local. els, Allin credits her NAITSA student handbook for beginning of the collection, it’s very classy, almost CTV’s Graham Neil hosted the second night keeping her organized and on top of things. Doing Chanel-like and then we wanted to transition to of WCFW. DJ groups, Girls Club and Dank- her homework as soon as it is assigned is how she a more edgier look so towards the middle of the soul took control of the music and kept the mood makes time for modelling jobs. show when the music starts to change we had a upbeat. The fashion show was underway after a “I love my day-timer. I write everything in little studding done on the clothes and then it went few words from executive producer and creative there and I have a schedule,” explains Allin, “My to full on zebra edgy. director Sandra Sing Fernan- life is in there. If I ever lost that “I don’t like the word edgy … ,” he adds. des. In her short speech, she I would be lost!” Also debuting her first collection was Andrea CHRISTINE VU stressed how important it was Also in the young and tal- De Ocampo, winner of last season’s emerging Assistant Entertainment Editor to support local and, especially ented category that seemed to designer contest. Now 16, De Ocampo was the The scene was set at Western Canada Fash- young, talent. be the main theme of the night youngest winner in WCFW history. ion Week’s Whyte Avenue showcase on Friday, Among that group is model are Brittnee Tomkow and Lance The mic was handed to De Ocampo, who Sept. 23. Red velvet curtains hugged the walls and NAIT Business student Kelsey Allin. WCFW Chung. Both are taking Business at the U of A but said: “You are all a part of my history tonight.” and a white runway ran down the middle of the is in its 13th season this fall and Allin has been met in a fashion industries class. The duo won the More true than that statement is that Western hall in the TransAlta Arts Barns. The rows of seats with them since the beginning. Prior to her first stylist competition in March and as a part of their Canada Fashion Week is a big part of the history that lined the sides of the runway were quickly walk down the runway, Allin had no modelling prize, received $750 to put together a collection of a lot of Edmonton’s young talent as they strive filled after the doors opened. Some fashion lovers experience and now six years later she is easily entirely from Goodwill. to reach their goals and follow their dreams in the resorted to standing room. one of the most recognized faces in Edmonton After styling and customizing pieces, Tom- fashion world. Western Canada Fashion Week (WCFW) fashion. Her face has been stamped on everything kow and Chung unveiled their first collection, Western Canada Fashion Week has provided a experienced one of the highest rates of attendance including Edmonton Transit buses for a Kingsway which reflected both of the stylists’ fashion sense. start for all of them. NR92 – always for the students By KEVIN MARTIN tion is shown by its slogan, “The Station for the pidest YouTube video and the best way to have starting a radio production, Chad Benson was Ever sat in your car and wondered why the Students.” fun. We’re gonna do whatever it takes to keep quick to answer. radio DJ was boring you to death? Unpredict- Radio Concepts instructor and NR92 producer, NR92 the station for the students of NAIT.” “Well, it seemed like it would be a lot of fun ability has become the new the key to success- Dave Albright, shares the passion for this radio sta- As Dave’s comical quote demonstrates , the and a good way to get my name out there.” With ful radio programming. We tion. When asked about the beauty of this station is that the radio talents are a smile, he added: “I’m going to be famous.” are past the age of being future of the station he gave fearless. There is no threat of being fired by a The variety of this fall’s programming is satisfied with the all-too- a profound answer. grumpy producer or sued by offended listeners. really impressive. If StarWars and Pokemon common traffic, weather “I was staring at a This gives the students the freedom to take their are your thing, then tune into Nerd It Up every and news reports. NAIT’s mountain in Jasper this programs to the “edge.” Thursday night at 6. If you want to improve your campus radio station, morning and was pon- This confidence was shown during the pre- sports knowledge, then Avery’s Sports Show NR92, is the answer to boring, predictable radio! dering what to say. I was thinking how NR92 miere of the A.C.E. Show last Thursday morning. every Thursday morning at 8 is your thing. If NR92 prides itself on providing satisfy- is about as hard to describe as telling some- Conversations concerning expired milk and you are needing a laugh, then Dead Air, A.C.E. ing programming for students. With over 30 one what it’s like to see the sun come up over a urinal competitions, coupled along with the fam- Show or Graham’s Show will all suffice. registered shows, the fuel that makes NR92 mountain ridge. NR92 is a station that thinks just iliarity of the voices, left me laughing and satis- To get a full list of available programming or run is the dedication of the individuals in the like you, the student. That means we’re always fied in a way that “professional” radio doesn’t. to hear the station for the students, follow your Radio and Television program. This dedica- looking for the next cool song to play, the stu- Questioned about why he was interested in way to http://www.nait.ca/nr92/index.html. Thursday, September 29, 2011 ENTERTAINMENT The Nugget 19 Where’s the abduction? By KARL GARNEAU order to ruin Nathan’s life. The funniest part was that he played Taylor Lautner I saw a trailer for a movie almost exactly like Abduction when it perfectly straight. The second funniest part was that ... well, it’s plays Nathan I first watched Spy Kids in theatres. I forget how old I was at the Michael Nyqvist, the guy who played Mikael Blomkvist in the Harper in time, but it was about a 14-year-old blond kid who has done so Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trilogy. Abduction. many extracurricular activities because he wanted to make his par- Hilarity aside, I couldn’t figure out what motivation the evil ents proud – but then it turned out said activities were meant to Kozlow had or any of the characters, for that matter. “train” him into becoming a super spy. If only I could remember Nathan’s goal is to survive, and also to shag the token love the title of that one movie ... interest. The CIA guy wants to cover up his own bad past and the Anyway, Abduction’s basically the same movie, except switch Kozlow Spetsnaz guy? I remember hearing a line that the Spetsnaz the kid actor with Taylor Lautner, who plays Nathan Harper in guy went rogue, so he’s got no real purpose in getting the kid. the movie, is a guy I honestly can say still has a career beyond the Oh yeah, spoiler alert: Kozlow is evil. Whatever happened Twilight movies. Yes, I am calling that. It’s only a matter of time to the movies and stories where the Russians weren’t evil, and before he gets to play a role in his own The King’s Speech or The they turned good by switching over to the American side? Oh Social Network. Once that time comes, everyone would only use wait, they never existed. Maybe it’s time to break that mould. The his involvement in the Twilight “saga” as the equivalent of an inside Cold War’s been over for decades now. Let’s have a non-Soviet- joke punch line. deserting protagonist for once, eh? imasar.com Anyway, one nitpick I have with this movie is the Dawson Watch for Tom Cruise look-alike casting, which is when they cast people who are clearly in their Regardless, I could never get invested in these super spy movies mid-20s to mid-30s as high school students, but that’s not my big- movie collection around the cast of The Girl with the Dragon Tat- that star well-known movie stars, like Mission Impossible. It’s not gest pet peeve. too and Bella Swan. that difficult – evil bad-guy guards and corrupt police and everyone! The theme of the movie, from what I could tell, was that “trust Just look for the guy who looks like Tom Cruise! You don’t need How can the kids afford the gadgets? must be earned.” The movie and theme didn’t mesh well. It’s too cameras, you just need a reference picture of Tom Cruise! My biggest issue is reserved for the one question I need bad, because at the start, it was looking really good. Everyone had The same thing goes for this movie. Look for the guy who answered: How do these high school kids all have over $8,000 such an intense energy that got me pumped up for when the shoot- looks like Jacob from those silly Twilight movies! If you’re still worth of up-to-date Apple products ... each? Nathan alone had two ing was going to go down. Then they dragged it on a bit ... and confused, try ripping his shirt off like William Shatner. Those abs iPads, the biggest iMac available, a Macbook Pro, two cellphones, then the shooting started ... and Taylor Lautner didn’t deliver any don’t lie, evil-doers! the iGun and he had a service plan for all of them. beat-downs ... at least until one fight with just a nameless dude ... Speaking of confusion, I’m really not sure what Abduction The scenes in the CIA offices alone had less technology than and the fight itself was pretty disappointing. refers to. There was no “abducting,” only attempts at the kid’s the kid’s bedroom! That fact alone really strained on my willing Yeah, the energy died rather quickly. I’m really not sure when life, or threatening to make said life a living heck. Even with the suspension of disbelief! Don’t even get me started on the amount it really started. Maybe it was the rather awkward chemistry kid’s parents turning out to be his fake parents doesn’t mean it was of expensive stuff in their entire house! between the lead and love interest. Maybe it was the mood-killing abduction; that was stationing a VIP defence. A more fitting title All in all ... well, it’s not bad. It’s a teen movie, without a fake dad character, played by Jason Isaacs. Maybe it was just the would be A VIP Defence Manoeuvre that Failed. doubt. All of you adults reading this paper – do not bother. Go three-sided conflict that really amounted to nothing. Maybe it’s the It’s funny because one of my favourite scenes was when watch Machine Gun Preacher or Killer Elite or Moneyball overall sloppy third act. Yeah, don’t bother, fellow humans. Michael Nyqvist, who plays the Russian Kozlow, spends nearly instead. The only people I can really see this appealing to are two minutes describing in detail just what he’s going to do in Bourne movie fans, Taylor Lautner fans, people who base their

TIP OF THE WEEK – from NAIT security services Heading off identity theft Identity theft is the unauthorized acqui- the contact or know who you are dealing with. ticket pool that cannot lose. they’ll try to convince you that they are your sition, possession or trafficking of personal Someone with your Social Insurance Number You must pay or you can’t play. friend. information. It is also the unauthorized use of (SIN) or birth certificate can pretend they are ● “You’re a winner!” but you must agree It’s a limited opportunity and you’re going information to create a fictitious identity or to you and make fraudulent financial transactions. to send money to the caller in order to pay for to miss out. assume an existing identity. This is done to Payment Cards (Credit and Debit) delivery, processing, taxes, duties or some other ● If you are pressured to make a big pur- obtain financial gain, goods or services or to ● Periodically check your credit report, fee in order to receive your prize. chase decision immediately, it’s probably not conceal criminal activities. bank and credit card statements. Report irregu- You must give them your private financial a legitimate deal. Real businesses or charities Identity theft presents a serious threat to larities promptly. information. will give you a chance to check them out or public safety. The impact of identity theft is felt ● Don’t lose sight of your credit and debit ● The caller asks for all your confidential think about it. by government, business and the public. The cards during transactions. banking and/or credit card information. Honest What to do two major credit bureaus, Equifax and Trans ● Shield your PIN when using your debit or businesses do not require these details unless 1. Act immediately. Report the incident. Union, indicate that they each receive approxi- credit card. you are using that specific method of payment. 2. Notify creditors and/or financial institu- mately 1,400 to 1,800 Canadian identity theft ● Memorize all PINs. Do not write them on Will that be cash ... or cash? tions immediately. complaints every month. the cards. ● Often criminal telemarketers ask you 3. File a report with the Edmonton Police Be vigilant. Protect yourself! ● Change your PIN regularly. to send cash or a money order, rather than a Service or the RCMP. Theft of your identity can occur by inter- Mail cheque or credit card. Cash is untraceable and 4. Cancel credit and/or debit cards. net, telephone, fax or through the mail. Every- ● Shred personal and financial information can’t be cancelled. And crooks also have dif- 5. Check your credit file with both credit one must be vigilant in protecting themselves before putting it in the garbage. ficulty in establishing themselves as merchants bureaus (Equifax and Trans Union). against loss. ● Protect your mail. Deposit outgoing mail with legitimate credit card companies. 6. Report fraudulent activities to the Can- Be proactive in fighting identity theft. in post office boxes and remove mail from your The caller is more excited than you are. adian Anti-Fraud Centre at www.antifraud- Learn and use safety measures to mini- mailbox promptly. ● The crooks want to get you excited about centre.ca or call toll free to 1-888-495-8501 mize the chance of becoming a victim. Be wary ● If you are unable to pick up your mail, this “opportunity” so that you won’t be able to Fraud – Recognize It, Report It, Stop It. of unsolicited e-mails, telephone calls or mail have someone pick it up for you. think clearly. If you have information about a crime, con- attempting to extract personal and financial infor- How can I recognize a scam? It’s the manager calling. tact Protective Services at 780-471-7477. If mation. Ask yourself if you need all of the identity If it sounds too good to be true, it probably ● The person calling claims to be a govern- you wish to remain anonymous, contact Crime documents in your wallet. Remove any cards you is. ment official, tax officer, banking official, law- Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477). You will don’t need and store them in a safe place. ● You’ve won a big prize in a contest that yer or some other person in authority. remain anonymous and if the information you Be careful about sharing personal you don’t recall entering. The stranger calling wants to become your provide leads to a conviction, you could eligible information. ● You’re offered a once-in-a-lifetime best friend. for a reward of up to $2,000. Please visit www. Provide personal information on the phone, investment that offers a huge return. ● Criminals love finding out if you’re nait.ca/security for more information. mail or Internet only when you have initiated ● You’re told that you can buy into a lottery lonely and willing to talk. Once they know that, Everybody benefits, except the criminal. 20 The Nugget ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, September 29, 2011

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) ... but really hurry up and get the GPS ing you one? Virgos will be flocking towards you working. this week, so find a hot one and get Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) ready for a great week. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Cat? I’m a kitty cat. And I meow, He’s just not that into you … great meow, meow and I meow, meow, Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) movie, right? But no, seriously, he’s meow. MADAME O So Mr./Ms. goat creature, you’re in really not >.< luck today – that test you were worried Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) September 22-28 about? A+. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Dear Virgo: On this most auspicious (Warning: These Nugget horo- You should take some time this week of days whilst thou find true love in the scopes are not written by an Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) to give someone a hug, because next form of the Archer. From His Royal As Sharon Janny den Adel would say, time you need one, guess who’ll be giv- Majesty B. I. G. Fatlies. accredited astrologer; however, “I need you, Aquarius. Enchanted I will believe them if you like, as they have to stay!” are absolute and unquestionable.) Time to try a salad bar Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Hey, I’ve always wondered – if you campus food review Because everyone loves you, noth- ate a fish, would you be considered a ing bad will ever happen to you and why cannibal? By DAVID ADOMAKO-ANSAH I’m never disappointed with those two dishes. should it? You, Libra, are awesome! Lately I’ve been looking for healthy alterna- If you’re looking for something quick, you can Really. I really mean that. Seriously. Most Aries (March 21-April 19) tives for lunch. I seem to think I’m too busy to always select from the many soups (chicken definitely. Your sign looked down at you, took pack a brown bagged lunch, so I resort to buy- noodle, cream of mushroom, etc.) as well as the a really good look and said: “Nope, no ing food at the Common Market. Way easier nice selection of fruits and vegetables. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) more, I don’t know how this could be any with the new debit rules too. Anyways, I’ve The salad bar also has some international Yeeeeeaaaaaa, if I were you I worse.” decided to stray away from the greasy burgers dishes, like Asian noodles and curry. I person- wouldn’t want to leave my house today and pizza, and dive into the salad bar. ally am glad I’ve stopped eating the constant but if you’re reading this then you prob- Taurus (April 20-May 20) There’s something there for everybody fries, burgers and pizzas and made the switch. I ably already have. Best of luck then … Oh great guide of the heavens! Go looking for a more nutritious lunch (or dinner). encourage you to do the same. I promise – you and watch out for that banana peel … forth and bring us to where we belong! I’m a fan of the pasta salad and the potato salad. will not regret it. 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SOLUTION 56- Buy alternative 48- Alley Puzzles provided by BestCrosswords.com (http://www.bestcrosswords.com). Used 57- Probability 49- Organization to promote theater Page 24 with permission. 58- “_ quam videri” (N. Carolina’s motto); 50- Empty 51- Puppeteer Baird Thursday, September 29, 2011 ENTERTAINMENT The Nugget 21 Classified Sign up for P.A.L.S. Study participants wanted P.A.L.S. – The Project Adult ● Other: basic computer, Read- Are you an immigrant student? Earn a gift card by be protected and used in compliance with Alberta’s Literacy Society provides services ers Theatre, singalong participating in a research project! Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy for adults who are improving read- Volunteers complete an appli- Language and cultural barriers can create Act. ing, writing, speaking and math cation, provide three references ineffective learning processes and make life hard Participants will receive a $20 gift card for par- skills. Students are matched with and complete a police check (the for first-generation immigrants from non-Euro- ticipating in the study. volunteers on a one-to-one basis agency will cover the cost). Volun- pean countries. Surprisingly little information is How can I take part in this study? Call Starr and in small group settings. Sched- teers are asked to commit for six- known about the barriers faced by these immigrant Zhang, researcher, at (780) 378 - 2841, e-mail: ules are flexible. Services are free 12 months. students in participating in classroom and school [email protected], or drop by Starr’s office: T-400C, of charge. Matches meet once a week for activities and how language and cultural barriers NAIT, 11762 – 106 St. NW, Edmonton. P.A.L.S. provides: about two hours. Matches can meet affect their lives and learning outcomes. Thank you so much for your participation! ● Literacy: reading and at the P.A.L.S. office or at a neu- Please participate in a research study for the writing tral location. Schedules are flex- purpose of exploring the cultural and language bar- ● ESL-English as a Second ible. Training and materials are riers in the education process. Job in Athletics Language: reading, writing, provided. Who can participate in this study? You can par- speaking For more information, ticipate in this study, if you 1) come from a non-Euro- Ooks Mascot – $900 per ● Math literacy: basic math please contact P.A.L.S. pean country as an immigrant, 2) have been in Can- semester and upgrading – Project Adult Literacy ada for less than six years, and 3) you are 18 years or The Ooks mascot is a pivotal position and ● SFS-Students For Stu- Society at 780-424-5514 older and study at NAIT. requires a lot of enthusiasm and energy. You dents: informal learning via work- or e-mail to palsvolun- What are potential benefits of the study? Par- will interact with the crowd by maintaining a shops and activities [email protected] ticipants have the opportunity to contribute valu- high level of energy and entertainment. The able input about their participation in classroom and person chosen must be good with kids. You will school activities and potentially learn how they can be required to work part of every home game Job opportunities improve their learning experience. Their input has the and a few special events. potential to aid other first-generation immigrant stu- If you are interested, please contact: Tomahawk Industries is looking for A/C and fire sup- dents as well. Andy MacIver currently looking for a mech- pression mechanic for min- What are the protocols? Participants will par- Athletics and Recreation Events Programmer anic/apprentice mechanic ing industry. ticipate in a one-to-one interview of 30-60 minutes E-mail: [email protected] for oil field maintenance Contact Les @ during the Fall Semester of 2011. Information pro- Phone: 780-471-7606 west of Edmonton. Also 780-898-2409. vided by the participants for the research project will 22 The Nugget ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, September 29, 2011

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Dear I Notice You, when you sit down or get up? Dear Shaba, Sincerely, I don’t always wear the same clothes; – Kind of freaked out I wanna show you what love is. The loves of your life ... Barf rather I have a lot of clothes that look the ●●● – Loverboy ●●● same, like a cartoon character. Also it Hey guys, power bottom swimming this ●●● To the adorable boy who did last week’s sounds like you want a date (So I can’t year, catch me if you can. To the brunette in the Business Tower – mixtape – J. Harmon – Your song picks are be totally ugly). Like the card dudes say, – Peebs, your back combed hair makes you look like more or less the current soundtrack to my all you have to do is ask (face to face). The red speedo guy an alien. Please stop ! life. It’s nice to know someone still listens >8^{D> ●●● – andysamberg to good music, and even better, someone – GuyWhoIsn’tNaked Power bottom looking for like minded ●●● as friggin’ adorable as you ... I know a cute ●●● guys, meet me in common market Oct. 6 Dear guy that sits in front of us in class, little redhead who’d love to groooove with To the black lady who goes on my bus, 12 p.m. Wear orange. Wash your greasy hair and take a you. If you have to sit beside me every day, – Peebs shower. And next time you open your – Cute little redhead who’d like to do you always have to graze my penis ●●● mouth to speak, don’t!!!! groooove with you

Dear Dr. CONwisDOM, that you’re right: it’s becoming slightly Dear Love or money, female neighbour quite often recently. I have a major crush on my teacher. pathetic. Obviously there was a reason I think your choice here is obvious – Yesterday I caught them in my gar- I know it’s wrong but I just can’t get over for the breakup, am I right? Since it’s if you really like this girl then is a little den shed gettin’ on a full New England it and I don’t want to date anyone else. been half a year, and you haven’t gotten extra cash really worth losing her? Not clam bake. I’m not mad, far from it. I How do I get over this crush that will never back together, I doubt you two ever will. to mention if you keep going down this just want to know how to get in on this happen? If you don’t want to go down that sleazy path you do have a possibility of going action? – Teacher’s wannabe pet road of hooking up with others in order to prison. She seems like your sav- Sincerely, to get over her, then I suggest you find a ing grace, and hey, if things don’t work Desperately seeking the “ménage” Dear Teacher’s wannabe pet, hobby. Find something that will distract out no one’s saying you can’t go back Who said it was wrong? Go for it. you from your thoughts and make you to your old ways ... well, no one but the Dear Desperately seeking the NAIT isn’t your regular college. It’s very realize that life can be good and fun with- law. “ménage”, hands-on. out her. When my boyfriend and I broke ●●● Jackpot. Looks like you’ve got your- ●●● up, I started playing the recorder. What- Dear Dr. CONwisDOM, self an eight-cylinder, 400-horsepower sex Dear Dr. CONwisDOM, ever it takes, right? My girlfriend wants to invite a “little kitten. Jump in there, guns hot. Nothing While many people write to you ●●● person” to join into our sex-capades. I’m makes two girls scream in pure sextasy with fake problems, I’m here with a real Dear Dr. CONwisDOM, afraid he might not measure up to our than a little trouser snake at the kitten pic- dilemma. I just can’t get over my ex. She I’ve been selling pot for about three standards of lovemaking. Am I justified, or nic. Watch out though, once she figures was beautiful in every way, and I miss her years now and I’ve never had a run-in with falling short in my claim? out that the girl is capable of pleasing you ... We were together for a year, and it’s the cops or anyone else, for that matter. – Afraid of munchkinlove and also listens to her needs … she won’t been six months since the split, but I just At least, not until I met Amy. Amy is my need you. can’t move on. Am I pathetic? How do I new girlfriend, and she’s given me an ulti- Dear Afraid of munchkinlove, ●●● get over her? matum: stop selling drugs or be with her. Never be afraid of a little mini- Do you have any personal questions – Fools Rush In She’s a beautiful girl, and I love being with nookie. Nothing revs the engine of a that you want to have answered by the her, but I make on average $5,000-$6,000 full grown man more than small hairy good doctor? Just send an e-mail with your Dear Fools Rush In, a month selling on the streets. Should I man trying to desperately please his concerns to [email protected] or sub- Officially, the amount of time you’re forget about love and dump her ass, or woman! mit them online to www.thenuggetonline. allowed to pine over an ex is half the should I dump the money and go work at a ●●● com and your sex doctor will have your time you dated. I see you’re hitting that gas station somewhere? Dear CONwisDOM, “prescription” ready for you the following half-way mark, and so I have to tell you – Love or money My wife has been staring at my week! Analog vs digital – you choose By ADAM PETRASH cil and trace the outside of that hill. You now Now I get that these days with all the latest most things, is all personal preference. For The Manitoban have a bell curve, right? This represents what advances in digital technology there’s the argu- me, I’m an audiophile at heart. I believe vinyl (University of Manitoba) an analog wavelength looks like. With digital, ment that no one can tell the difference any- to sound full and warm and that it creates an WINNIPEG (CUP) – If you’re a geek like the sound is not continuous; it consists of a more. That yeah, sure, if it was recorded on atmosphere digital continues to lack. But that’s me, science is cool. series of shorter sounds. Now, take that same analog it’s a safe bet that it sounds best on ana- just me. The reason vinyl sounds better all comes green-covered hill, but instead of tracing the log. But who records on analog anymore? Well, Go up into the attic and get that old turn- down to analog versus digital. If you know any- hill accurately, draw stairs into the left side you’d be surprised. Bands like the Black Keys, table that’s sitting there collecting dust. If no thing about analog and digital wavelengths, leading up to the top of the hill and back down Bright Eyes, Death Cab For Cutie, Jack John- one you know has one, find one. Then just then you’ll know what I am referring to. If not, the right side. This represents what a digital son, and many others still record using analog. make your way down to your local record allow me to explain. wavelength looks like. And, as you can see, it’s I know others would say if it was recorded store and discover all the old, collectible and Analog wavelengths are as pure as it can missing pieces of that hill, making the argu- digitally than it has to sound better on CD or new LPs they sell. Conduct your own science get. Sound is, by nature, analog; it’s continuous. ment that analog captures a more organic, truer MP3, so why buy it on record, you’re not mis- experiments, then go and find out for yourself To better explain this, imagine a green-covered representation whereas with digital, subtleties sing anything? But the truth is that it’s all sub- why vinyl very may well be, in your own opin- rolling hill in the countryside. Now take a pen- are absent. jective. How we interpret music, as we do with ion, better. 24 The Nugget ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, September 29, 2011 Rate your need to be perfect the compulsive striving towards unrealistic goals. ONE tip (perfectionists want to do it all right you more creative and productive). Why not strive to be perfect? away) that you can realistically incorporate: □ Ask yourself “What is the worst thing Perfectionism usually interferes with, rather □ Look at what you have accomplished in that could happen if I don’t do this perfectly?” than contributes to, success. Perfectionists never the past and set small, achievable goals based “or if I fail?” feel satisfied, and even if they get some tempor- on past performance. □ Stop chasing the impossible dream. No ary satisfaction they usually don’t accomplish as □ Decide on several things that are really one is, or ever will be, perfect. much as non-perfectionists because they spend important to you and put your effort into those Perfectionists often fear letting go of their so much time trying to get things just right. goals. Lower your standards on other tasks. high expectations thinking that they will Perfectionists tend to be all-or-nothing think- □ If you are feeling highly stressed, feel become total slackers. Don’t worry – people ers, believing that if they don’t get A+ marks or like giving up, or find yourself avoiding neces- almost never move from one end of the con- Timely TIPS do a job perfectly they are failures. Becoming so sary tasks use, this as a warning signal that you tinuum to the other. obsessed with achievement often means missing may have unrealistic expectations such as taking Letting go of perfectionist tendencies MARGARET MAREAN out on the satisfactions and joys of life. on too much or trying to do everything perfectly. requires time, effort and patience (and the will- NAIT Student Counselling Perfectionists are very self critical and usu- □ Remember that people learn by making ingness to accept that your efforts at change □ Do you set excessively high standards ally value themselves based on the approval of mistakes. If you’re not taking risks because you won’t be perfect)! But healthy goal setting is for almost everything you do? others. Because their self-esteem comes from think you might fail you are probably missing within your reach … and you’ll probably find □ Do your accomplishments rarely meet outside approval, the perfectionist is vulnerable. out on a lot of growth and learning. yourself having a lot more fun! your expectations? Perfectionists often have problems with □ Set limits on how much time you will Counsellors at Student Counselling can □ Do you try to appear faultless to the out- relationships because they apply their own spend on a project – and stick to them! help you work towards healthy goal set- side world, even your close friends? unrealistic standards to others and can be □ Judge yourself by who you are, not by ting. We also offer academic and personal □ Do you judge yourself based on your critical and demanding. what you accomplish. counselling. To book an appointment, drop accomplishments? 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September 13 2011 Learning How to Room -­‐ X 111 11:15-­‐12:05 p.m. NAIT STUDENT Learn COUNSELLING 12:15-­‐1:05 p.m. Room W111 -­PB, HP Centre, 4:30-­‐5:20 Main Campus p.m. September 15 2011 Telephone: Memory, Learning 780 Room -­378-­-­‐ X 613111 3 11:15-­‐12:05 p.m. Website: & ConcentraBon www.nait.ab.ca/counselling12:15-­‐1:05 p.m. 4:30-­‐5:20 p.m. September 20 2011 Time Room -­‐ X 111 11:15-­‐12:05 p.m. Management 12:15-­‐1:05 p.m. 4:30-­‐5:20 p.m. September 22 2011 Learning Styles Room -­‐ X 111 11:15-­‐12:05 p.m. and Development 12:15-­‐1:05 p.m. 4:30-­‐5:20 p.m. September 27 2011 Exam PreparaBon Room -­‐ X 111 11:15-­‐12:05 p.m. & WriBng 12:15-­‐1:05 p.m. All sessions are held in Room X-111 4:30-­‐5:20 p.m. September 29 2011 Reading to Room -­‐ X 111 11:15-­‐12:05 p.m. Remember 12:15-­‐1:05 p.m. 4:30-­‐5:20 p.m. Thursday, September 29, 2011 The Nugget 25 26 The Nugget Thursday, September 29, 2011 Recipe SINGLE OF Gotta love those THE WEEK pumpkin scones By ANIKA NOTTVEIT If anyone is a Starbucks fan, this recipe is for you! There are a variety of baked goods available at Starbucks, but this is one of my favourites. It’s something between a cookie and a biscuit. This scone is a great treat during a coffee break, especially as the weather gets chillier. You can even pack them for school, they are just as tasty served cold. As a side note, if the term pumpkin is scaring you, don’t let it. Many people that don’t like pumpkin pie, love these scones! Ingredients: Scones: 2 cups of all purpose flour 7 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 6 tablespoons cold butter 1/2 cup canned pumpkin 3 tablespoons half-and-half (or milk) 1 large egg Spiced glaze: 1 cup powdered sugar 3 tablespoons powdered sugar 2 tablespoons whole milk 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 pinch ginger 1 pinch ground cloves Directions: Prep Time: 15 minutes; Total Time: 30 minutes 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Lightly oil a baking sheet or line with parchment paper. 2. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, salt and spices in a large bowl. Using a pastry knife, fork or food processor, cut butter into the dry ingredients until mixture is Photo by Tiffany Lizée crumbly and no chunks of butter are obvious. Set bowl aside. 3. In a separate bowl, whisk together pumpkin, half and half, and egg. Fold wet ingredients into dry ingredients. Form the dough into a ball. Chelsea Bird 4. Pat out dough onto a lightly floured surface and form it into a one-inch thick Television rectangle (about nine inches long and three inches wide). Use a large knife or a pizza Ideal first date? –Something spontaneous and fun, none of this dinner and cutter to slice the dough twice through the width, making three equal portions. Cut those three slices diagonally so that you have six triangular slices of dough. Put the a movie garbage. slices on prepared baking sheet. What qualities make a certain guy stand out? – His smile and laugh, I 5. Bake for 14-16 minutes. Scones should begin to turn light brown. Place on wire love big mouths. If I’m standing in a room full of guys that is definitely rack to cool. where my eyes go first. 6. Now for the glaze! Mix the powdered sugar with 2 tbsp milk together until When you first start hanging out with a guy, would you rather hang out smooth. in a group of friends, or just the two of you? – I’d rather get to know him 7. When scones are cool, use a brush to paint plain glaze over the top of each scone. alone first and see what he’s like with me. Make sure he’s comfortable 8. As that white glaze firms up, make the spiced icing. and can keep a conversation with me. 9. Combine the ingredient for the spiced icing together. Drizzle this thicker icing over each scone and allow the icing to dry before serving (at least one hour). Quote you live by? – The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other say Let the icing harden and enjoy! (They are especially good with a cup of coffee!) you cannot do. What look do you love on a guy? – Anything that makes him look like he just crawled out of a garbage can – so grungy, casual and rough. I still hope he is clean, though. Do you notice the loud guy or the quiet guy first? – Loud! The louder the better, that shows he’s confident and funny (ish). What is your opinion on guys and their ‘close’ girlfriends? Do you feel there are always more to the story? – I would want to meet her first. Then see how their relationship is and how they are around each other. My opinion would go from there. I would only be suspicious if given reason. Your opinion on jealousy? – A little bit of jealousy is important to show that there are true feelings. I do believe in standing your ground in certain situations. However, it’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. If the guy is too jealous or doesn’t care about my feelings, then I am out of there. Thursday, September 29, 2011 The Nugget 27 28 The Nugget Thursday, September 29, 2011