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CO-EDS PATTON MORE REPLIES SCOTCH TO RECENT THAN DANCE MALES ARTICLE

VOLUME IX. MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, MARCH 23, 1928 NUMBER 24

THE LATEST Joke About the Absent- Minded Professor CHICAGO CHAMPS TO DEBATE HERE *"*"i * i * * * t t " *i 4 Dr. Atkinson, psychology pro- fessor, was concentrating upon some deep subject, maybe upon the likely correlation of the senile psychosis with the little known schizephrenia type of insanity. Begins June iith to the Summer was walking School Session Anyway, as he college the other morning he was oblivious to his whereabouts. As he progressed toward the WIDE RANGE campus one foot slipped-off the OF I Chief John Makes Debut Before Scluptors LOCAL ORATORS pavement and landed in the gut- ter. Not noticing anything wrong SUBJECTS WILL 1-- .---..... -.. MEET NORTHERN he walked the next block with one foot on the walk and the other in BE GIVEN HERE A. the gutter. DEBATE CHAMPS A student, wishing to be affable. overtook him and said: "How are Six-Week Session Begins Orr, Thompson, Fortas To you this morning, professor?" Monday, June 11 "Very well, thank you, only I Uphold Affirmative notice a slight limp." he rejoined. OPEN TO EVERYONE DEBATE ON APRIL 10 BOBCATS DUE TOSpecial Tutoring May Be Argue On Policy Of U. S. APPEAR AT BALL Had From Profs Armed Intervention Practically a complete course of col- Southwestern men debaters will open lege subjects will be offered by South- the annual spring intercollegiate debate Jeff Davis Gets Vicious western at the six-weeks summer school on April 10 when a three-man which opens on Monday, June II, at Mississippi Cats team composed of William Orr, Ray- 8:30 a. m. The summer serrion closes mond Thompson and Abe Fortas, will The tantalizing caterwauling of two on July 21. meet the champion Northwestern Uni- vicious bobcats will be heard soon over "The summer school courses are open versity team from Chicago. the silent stretches of the campus. The to both Southwestern students and all The subject for argument is, Resolved, customary nocturnal tranquility will be others who desire to enroll," states Dean That the United States Should Cease to broken as soon as these two felines ex- E. D. McDougall, chairman in charge Protect by Armed Force All American haust their present food supply. of arrangement of the course.s Capital Invested in Foreign Countries Homer Davis, brother of Jeff Davis, The following courses will be given: Except After a Formal Declaration of brother of Sid Davis, and a resident of Philosophy, English (composition and War. Lexington, Miss., will ship the two cats literature), History, Mathematics, Chem- UPHOLD AFFIRMATIVE to Memphis as soon as they have eaten istry, French, German, Spanish, Educa- It will be the duty of the Southwest- up the food supply which he has bought tion, and Bible. Choctaw Indian, and a member of Southwestern's student body, ern orators to prove the point from for them, so says Jeff, who has just re- SIX INSTRUCTORS Chief Harry Alexander John, full-blood is a popular model with the local sculptors and painters. The two fine pieces of sculptoring of the chief, the affirmative side. The debate will turned from a visit to Lexington. Instructors in the several courses will shown in the above picture, are of bronze and were fashioned by two students of the Memphis Academy of be held in Hardie Auditorium at 8 Both cats have their tails cut off, as be Professors A. P. Kelso, W. O. Shew- Arts. The original models were made of mud, and were later cast into bronze. Besides the two placid busts P. M. all regular fully initiated bobcats do, maker, W. O. Swan, Francis Huber, of Chief John, the sculptors are: Mrs. Edwin Dalstrom, left, and Miss Valerie Banong, right. A very beau- The Northwestern debate will be fol- and the twain will be presented to the Martin W. Storn and Dean E. D. Mc- tiful oil painting of John has been painted at the Academy also. lowed by a verbal tussle with the West student body by Jeff on the night of Dougall. Tennessee State Teachers on April 14 the . courses of especial interest to Special at 8 P. M. in the Teachers' auditorium. Sunday school superintendents and Southwestern will uphold the negative teachers will also be offered. Full de- HOLD RE-EXAMS Corner Drug Store ANNUALS DUE ON side of the above question. Orr and If You Are a Co-ed by communica- tails may be obtained InGrotto Billy Flowers will represent the Lynx. tion with Dean McDougall at South- Erected LAST OF MONTH CAMPUS MAY 15 DUAL UNION DISPUTE Please Do Not Read western. Of Sorority House James Melvin and Malcolm Ritchie Credit will.be one and one-half hours "Collegiate, collegiate, yes we are col- will face Union University, at Jackson, The Foregoing Yarn six-weeks' course, with the ex- Obtain Permission, Pay for each Obtain PrmissionPylegiate Beauty Section Proofs Tenn., on the negative side of the ques- SEATTLE, WASH.-(IP)--She en- with eight hours ception of chemistry, X2.50 Fee- Filxea It was every bit of that last Friday Show Hughes Pretty tion while Gerald Capers and Nate tered the men's store, blushed course. for the eight-week night when the A. O. Pi's held open White will debate the same question when the clerk asked what she wanted, may combine Summer school students Students contemplating taking re- house. from the affirmative viewpoint with a then pointed timidly to the show-case if desired in order After much struggling and hard work two or more subjects exams in subjects must do two things As a compliment to the newly initi- Union team in lardie Auditorium. in which was displayed a new line of hours. Completion Editor Heiss of the Lynx has succeeded to obtain additional before they will be admitted into the ated freshmen pledges, the house was Thornton Moore and E. F. Thomp- two-piece, variegated hued, men's un- courses will be equivalent to in dragging "Dode" Farnsworth and Joe of four quiz rooms. First, the permission of gaily decorated in pennants, balloons son will journey to Birmingham-South- derwear. any subject, Davis before the camera in order to get one full year of work in the professor is necessary; second, it and all the frills that deck a dormitory ern, at Birgingham, to argue the above "Two pair of the shorties," she con- a basketball picture of these camera-shy says Dr. Storn. takes a receipt from the bursar for $2.50, room. cThe novelty of the decorations question from the negative side on the fided, "the flashiest you have." lads. These two were the last of the SPECIAL TUTORING the regular re-exam fee. was a corner drug store, where drinks night of April 27. The clerk wrapped them up and the basketball pictures. Special tutoring in the subjects of- Professors in each course will an- (soft) and ice cream (cold) were served. ARGUE AT OXFFORD girl hurried out. other subjects de- As soon as the baseball pictures can fered and most any nounce the time and place of the ex- Regular rah-rah college ditties were Charles R. Rond Ill and Freshman "Yes, sir," smiled the salesman ap- red by private or be secured they will be sent to the en- may be obtained aminations which are to be held on the strummed off by an orchestra properly Warner Beard will engage the Univer- proaching an interested male bystander, graver. All pictures for the Lynx ex- group lessons from the professors. following days: Monday, March 26, imbued with the spirit. sity of Mississippi team at Oxford, Miss., just at that moment furtively inspecting per- cept the baseball pictures have been sent Students from other colleges, or Greek, History, Political Science, Biol- It was gay, carefree, joyous-and no the night of May 9, on the subject of , "the women are adopting all the courses who to the engraver. sons desiring to take ogy, Spanish, Latin; Tuesday, March 27, one was hurt. the recently enacted Baumes bill of the men's styles. Even two-piece under- are also Material will probably be sent to the are not interested in the credits, Mathematics, English, Philosophy, Psy- New York, wear hasn't individuality any more." printer about the middle of April and concerning the imprisonment eligible to enroll. chology, Bible; Wednesday, March 28, of criminals for life after four convic- "Just the other day," he continued, "we the annuals will be on the campus Chemistry, Public Speaking, French, Oratorical Talks tions. around May 15, says Heiss. received a new stock of the 'undies' and German, Physics. we're sold out already. It's the women Pals Give One-Act Proofs of the Beauty Section have Date and subject for debate between It is imperative that students make In Chapel Mar. 27 Southwestern and the Memphis Law who are buying most of them. Sorority Six members of Quibbler Men's De- come from the engraver and Billy known their intentions at once if they School have not been decided upon. row has swamped us with Play At Log Cabin Hughes is handsomer than ever, the orders." plan on taking these examinations. bating Forum have entered the oratori- "A Cup of Tea," a one-act play, was cal contest being sponsored by the state photographer having touched up his pic- given by four of Pal players last Sat- W. C. T. U. Mrs. Albert Tayloe, of ture. We Will Have With urday before the City Pan-Hellenic Only Three Studes the local W. C. T. U. unit, is working PAPER SPONSORS Council in a meeting at the Chi Omega with the entrees. Us The Annual Tilt cabin. Enter State Meet The subject will be "Prohibition." 30 Golf Addicts In BASKETTOURNEY Once a year Southwestern co-eds have Those participating in the play were Try-outs to decide the Southwestern Those who have entered are Ora John- the audacity to meet the boys in open Mary Allen, Amalie Fair, Charles Rond representative to the state oratorical con- son, Marion Hull, Fritz Heidelberg, Pete Stude Tournament debate. This year the girls' debating so- Ill, and Charlie Hudson. tests will be held in Hardie chapel March Melvin, James Washington and Mal- T'he golf association has gotten off to Sou'wester to Give Trophy ciety will parry words with the eds as The Southwestern quartette, composed 29 at 7:30 p; m., according to Dr. A. colm Ritchie. a flying start with a tournament. About to Free Throw Winner a feature of the Fun Week which will of Fritz Heidelberg, Harmon Ayers, P. Kelso, faculty coach. The six speakers will compete in Har- 30 golfers are entered. Only the first Mike Wailes and Allen Haden, accom- Three eds have entered. They are be held prior to the Easter Holidays. die chapel at 2:30 P. M. on March 27. rounds were played off last week, and The Sou'wester will sponsor a free panied on the piano by Albert Johnson, Marion Hull, Malcolm Ritchie and Ora The winner An extemporaneous debate on Capital will represent the college in the outcome can not be foreseen yet, but throw basketball tourney in April open rendered several numbers for the vis- Johnson. Each entry will pick his own at Nashville during Easter Punishment was held in the recent so- the finals the race promises to be one of the clos- to any boy student on the campus. The itors subject. est in recent years. ciety meeting. Every member of the Week. tournament will permit each entry to club participated. No decision was The officers of the Golf Association throw 75 free throws, with the one hold- reached. are T. M. Garrott, president, and Joe ing the highest score being declared the Norvell, secretary. They are making ar- Southwestern champion. A suitable rangements for matches with other medal or trophy will be awarded the vic- Bright Lights Ruin CO-EDS HAVE TIGHTER GRIP schools. tor. Night Observations The tournament will last two weeks, ON MONEY THAN THE MALES starting after Easter in order to give TUSCON, ARIZ.--(IP)-The rapid Credit Where Due e~'ry boy a chance to cQrnlpete. Every growth of Tuscon and the consequent in- The Sou'wester wishes to correct for entry will hv -to de 1iibaSaset shooting crease in number of bright lights at "Girls are more careful with their OWN money than his four cakes for a nickel and be satisfied that the manage- a typographical error in the review of before a commfttde of judges to be se- night make it necessary for the Univer- bovs." states Wilson Foote, clerk at the Supply Store. ment is not trying to 'gyp' him. the basketball season in last week's issue. lected later. sity of Arizona to move its astronomy "A oyv will pay two dollars for a one-dollar article if "A boy will order more than a girl, and the Southwestern Billy Hughes scored 196 points in- Entries may be made care of the laboratory to the mountains near Tus- he wants it, while a girl will pay a dollar for a two-dollar Pharmacy says at night that boys buy pints of ice cream, stead of 84 accredited to him. The un- Sports Department in the publication con. article even if she doesn't want it. However, girls aren't so while if a girl orders she gets a half-pint or a dime's worth. accounted 112 points came in mighty room any time up to April 10. "Lindbergh" aviation lights are now adverse at spending the boys' money," he enlightens. "On a date it is the man who pays and pays, this is a handy last season. being installed in Tuscon's airplane "A boy will order and ask others to drink with him, well known fact as the 'dutch-date' proposition, that is in landing field, and it is expected that this pay nonchalantly and walk away. A girl will see who will vogue at some schools, never reached Southwestern. Rev. Lowe Speaks will make it next to impossible for the buy her a drink, and if no one sets her up, she will ask how "What seems funniest," continues Foote, "is that, ac- Pearls Lost Rev. Lowe, pastor of Grace Covenant youthful university astronmers to dis- she can spend her nickel or dime. cording to statistics, college co-eds spend more money than A string of choker pearls belonging to Presbyterian Church, conducted chapel tinguish between searchlights and the "A girl will always try to get something for nothitng and college men. What they spend it on is a mystery, unless Miss Mildred Reed has been lost on the service last Tuesday morning. He took milkywar. will ask for an extra cake or two, while the boy will take it goes for party and unmentionables. campus. as the topic of his talk, "Friendship."

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______. _ _ ___ - ... .. 4i6 I'm The Gink WHO'S WHO IN FLASHES The SOU'WESTER PRUNES I'm the gink from the city of "con- Published weekly by the student body of Southwestern, the College of the Memphis who has certain SENIOR CLASS ** Stewed By ** nections" in the dormitory rooms * * College Life On * * Mississippi Valley, Memphis, Tennessee. at Southwestern. These relations Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., under are my excuse for taking posses- Mary A. Parker OTHER CAMPS Act of March 3, 1878. COLLEGE WITS sion of the rooms and halls with One of the members of the present all the authority that my prep senior class who has perhaps lived in LAW VOLIUME IX MARCH 23, 1928 NUMBER 24 Freshman: May I have the last dance school type can muster. My fra- more places than any other member is ANCIENT BUGGY with you? ternity brothers tolerate me good- Mary A. Parker. She was born the BLOOMINGTON, IND.--(IP)-The and try to think me EDITORIAL STAFF Addie Louise: Don't worry, you've naturedly daughter of the Rev. and Mrs. R. J. Indiana Daily Student, searching among clever. The rest of the world may Editor-in-Chief ...... _ ...... Luther Southworth already had it. Parker at Oxford. N. C., on Nov. 20, the university archives, has discovered toddle off and execute itself for 1579 Court Avenue Phone 2-1769 1906. Later the family moved to Guan- that in '99 there was a rule at the Uni- all I care. Any time of the day Assistant Editor ...... Vern Baumgarten Proud father arriving at son's frater- tanamo, Cuba, and then to Havana. versity of Indiana saying that "No co- is subject to my bally-hoo and Typist-...... -..- __-__....-...... Houston Minniece nity house-"Does John Smith live Mary's grammar school education was ed shall ride by means of horse and ...... banter, my clever practical jokes Assignments ...... Louise Miller here?" secured at the grammar school in Cien- buggy beyond the city limits." ...... and stockyard manner of stamped- Assignments ...... Effie Lee Ingram Brother Inebriate-"Yea, drag him in." fuegos, Cuba. After finishing grammar ing. Give me the early morning ...-...... Palm er Brown * * * school she attended high school at Ashe- and late evening for the most in- LEAP YEAR ARRIVAL Assignments------...... -...-..-...... Wilson Foote The absent-minded professor, after ville High School, Asheville, N. C., and tolerable of my impositions, and AUSTIN, TEXAS-(IP)-The Uni- C irculation ...... -..... Charles Garraway writing a letter, kissed the stamp, licked later at El Paso High School, El Paso, the rarest of my delights. Oh, versity of Texas claims the only "leap C irculation -. -. -. ------.--- ...... -....-...... Bill A lexander his wife and put her in a corner. Texas. the year baby" to be born on any American you don't mean to tell me that Her freshman year at college was dormitory students pay for all college campus. On February 29 there The height of absent-mindedness is spent at Asbury College, Wilmore, Ky., BUSINESS STAFF their soap and clothes and laun- was born to Professor and Mrs. J. Business Manager- ..Pete Melvin for a bride to walk home from an auto in 1924-25. In the fall of 1925 she en- Lloyd Meecham, of the University of drying and stationery and sup- tered Southwestern and has attended 301, Robb Hall Phone 7-9239 ride with her husband on her wedding plies in general! Oh, well, what's Texas, department of government, a Assistant Business Manager ..__...... Charlotte Bruce here ever since. night. the excitement? They pledged son, who will nor celebrate his birthday Advertising Solicitor ...... Mary Hogg * * * She is a member of Chi Alpha Soror- me, didn't they? Anyway, I ity. until he is four years old. Advertising Solicitor ...... ----Louise Clark A girl is a minor until she's eighteen, vice-president of Chi Delta, Y. W. thought this was an extension of C. A., secretary * * * Accountant ...... Leroy Dubard then she's a gold-digger. Tennessee State Student * * * Overton Park, and open to the Volunteer Union, 1927-28, president DISCOVER VITAMIN F service. public. I thought that anything The Sou'wester is served by INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS She was only a boxer's daughter, but Spanish club, 1925-26, 1926-27, elected BERKELEY, CAL.-(IP) -Vitamin I could get away with was quite how she could clinch. president Tennessee State Student Vol- F, said to be the most valuable and im- All copy for publication must ,be in the Sou'wester office by 2 p. m. * * * the clever thing to do. I think unteer tUnion at Conference February portant of all the vitamin family, has Tuesday preceding appearance on following Friday noon. you don't appreciate me exactly! HOW NOT' TO FLUNK ENGLISH 1924-25-26-28. just been discovered by Dr. Herbert Now, for the lova Mike, quit I. Don't take English. Evans, and Dr. George R. Burr, the for- A subscription to the Sou'wester is $3 the year in advance. griping and see if you can't smile 2. Get a prof. who doesn't believe in of the University of California and while I break this favorite record COACHING PROF. met final exams. the latter of the University of Minne- of yours, empty a bottle or two 3. Drop the course at the end of the FOR 36 YEARS QUITS new vitamin is said to exist of hair-dressing, dull your razor, sota. The first six weeks. AMHERST. MASS.-(IP)-After 36 mainly in lettuce and liver. Here's How the Mob Got There throw a few clean clothes on the guess years as coach at Amherst College, Pro- * * * Price Patton, president of the Boys' Pan-Hellenic Council, shouts 4. Skip the first 10 questions and floor, and make off with your best fessor Richard F. Nelligan has enough to know at the rest. It's easy. resigned REBUILD MUIR CLOCK with glee that the editor of the Sou'wester was brilliant tie. That's a nize boy. Good- his position to take effect July 1, 1928. and write in a recent editorial that color was the only discrimination at i bye! MADISON, WIS.- (IP) - Equipped the recent Pan-Hellenic dance. It outstripped the most populous De- Ist Stude: Syou izzit? which were missing from 1 t- - - - - 0-- 0-i-n 0." now with parts butante Ball ever given in Memphis, and you know everyone and his 2nd Stude: Chatinkit twaz meunkil. famous Muir clock at * * * the original, the cousin attends these annual displays of abbreviated dresses and stilt- -- - r . _ _ _ T he Best You Can Do to Save Wisconsin once more IVlllllOn L'lap el the University of high . '31-"I didn't do my homework." TOT Your Soul will work. h Cambridge, Mass.--(IP)--A million In explaining the cause and reason for the multitude of persons at '30--"Not prepared." Call 7-4928---McLean and Tutwiler Muir was a student at the university '29-"The books were out on home dollar chapel is to be erected on the he the last hop, Mr. Patton says: Harvard campus as a more than a half century ago, and U memorial to the DE LUXE SHOP "Sometime ago there appeared in the Sou'wester two articles about 2RS. v worked out a mechanical time-clock Th'ticea lttit atw tL university's war heroes. our Pan-Hellenic dances. Both of these deplored the fact that the bids 'which, when properly set, would bring sufficiently valuable to undertake a for the last affair seemed to have been scattered promiscuously over the . ------psi to his desk to which it was attached, comprehensive report." the book he should be studying at the city, and that the occasion rivalled that of a Saturday ,afternoon at the county fair in front of the Big Tent-with all of the animals included. time. When the time was up, the main lie-" Please." Hey! Everybody wheel would collapse, and another would "The members of the Pan-Hellenic Council are grateful for this first She-"No." i 2DAY SERVICE be brought in its place. evidence of student interest in more reasonable and enjoyable Pan- "Oh, please." * * * 4eet You After East End Hellenics, even if it has to come in derogatory style. We sincerely hope "No!" BAN that the lesson has 'trampled' its way into the minds of the student body "Please, just this once." LIFT INFANTILE at WASHINGTON STATE COLLEGE, in general. "I said NO!" Success WASH.-(I P)-After spending nearly "The council cannot possibly conduct an enjoyable dance without "Aw, please, ma; all the other kids two weeks in quarantine, the Washing- the co-operation of the students-and much less with their opposition are going barefooted." GUNTHER'S ton State College campus has been freed in the forms of 'politicing for' and illicitly distributing invitations meant GI.BERT PAITTON, Representative for a certain LIMITED number of the friends of Southwestern students. 202 Robb Hall from an infantile paralysis ban. Linden and Cleveland The extent of the disease included only "There is a great deal of worry and work in connection with these the original case, which resulted in the school affairs, and the Council has had an increasing problem in keep- - PERSONALS i ------death of the student. ing our dances up to the standards set some time ago. If every fraternity Campus Touches of Collegians * * * man from the Memphis schools must see to it that his particular prep I and Their Friends FIND MISSING BELL school group is by some means supplied with an ample number of in- vitations; if every girl student must provide admission for any number HAMILTON, N. Y.-(IP)-Missing W. H. WILLEY of friends; if invitations must be stolen by deliberately taking them from NORMAN MONAGHAN for thirty years, an old chapel bell at Palmer Farnsworth, student of last Chairman of the Board Vice-President and Treasurer Colgate University was recently dis- the room where they are in keeping or by "inside graft," then the Coun- year, was on the campus recently. and attended played on the chapel platform covered cil may as well give up its fight for properly managed Franklin Kelly spent last week-end at D. W. BROOKS W. H. FRAZER with a layer of white clay. Where it Southwestern dances. his home in Wynne, Ark. President Vice- President came from no one knows. "On account of the failure of the men engaged to attend the doors, Mildred Reed had as her visitor Miss G H. KEMKER * * * a great many crowded their way into the last affair without invitations. Virginia Douglas. Secretary IN DAYS GONE PAST This is one of the popular sports with which we are forced to contend, Jimmie Pace drove to his home in and we will take great care that such an occurrence will not be repeated, Wilson, Ark., last week-end. ANN ARBOR, .MICH.-(IP)--Un- as well as that the invitations shall be kept within proper limits. This Robert Franklin, recently of South- covering an old university catalog, the is an appeal for your co-operation." western, and now working at the Cossitt Michigan Daily has discovered that it Library, was back on the campus last to $10( a year cost a student from $70 Monday. of Michigan to atteind the University lmer Eddins has as his visitor a sma in 1874. Rooms with janitor service cost ECHOES FROM THE MORGUE blond moustache. in from $5 to $7.50 a year anywhere Eileanor Ferguson, graduate of last Ann Arbor. Choice News Excerpts of Past Years As Revealed By June, was on the campus last Saturday. In those days, the Daily reports, there Sou'wester Files Carlie McVay is at the Baptist Hos- were only 92 students with a graduating pital recovering from an appendix op- class of 12. Newburger Cotton eration. * * * MARCH 26, 1926 Dean McDougall returned to the Jeff Davis visited his home in Indian- FAVORS PERSONALITY Earl Whitfield, Frank Heiss, J. Rob- campus Tuesday from a trip starting ert York and Warner Hall, Southwest- Saturday that took him thru east Ten- ola last week-end on account of injur- COLUMBUS, OHIO-(IP)-That per- ern collegiates, will represent the school nessee. ies to his foot received in the football sonality is worth more to a student than in a dual debate with Bethel College on * * * game on March 3. grades is the belief expressed by Dr. Ed- April 30. Songsters among the Southwestern Ilelen Northcross visited her home in Company ward R. Weidlein, of the Mellon In- * * * co-ed file have organized the Girls' Corinth last Sunday. stitute of Pittsburgh, speaking before This issue of the Sou'wester is edited Glee Club. Cliff Hemming went to his home in 017 al) | n 4 a campus group at the Ohio State Uni- by the wags and editors of the Sopho- * * * Meridian the past week-end. versity. Charlie Mitchiner startled the campus more class. Work is being pushed on the new * * * Tuesday morning by appearing clad in Incorporated boys' dormitory now under construc- flappish clothes, which included spats, FINE BOOK THIEVES "Preacher" D. Lloyd O'Neal, student tion on University Boulevard. LOS ANGELES, CALIF.-TP)- of Louisville Seminary, will address the black and white striped cloth gloves and Fines of $6625 each, and jail sentences students of Southwestern Sunday after- a soft . He also carried a monkey- Prof. W. R. Cooper will be the Y. head cane, and a faint odor of perfume of from 30 to 90 days were the penal- noon at the regular Y. M. C. A. meet- M. C. A. speaker next Sunday after- could be detected in his presence. ties imposed by state authorities on ing. noon at 5 o'clock. four former students of the University * * * of California at Los Angeles on a charge Chi Omega sorority announces the in- SMEMPHIS, TENN. of stealing books. itiation of Dorothy Green, Connie Elli- Chi Omega sorority entertained Fri- Their prison sentences were suspended son, Maretta Graham, Rosa May Clark, day at the chapter house with a lunch- on good behavior, but all connections Natalie Northcross and Ida Phillips. eon. with the university have been severed. * * * Chi Delta Phi literary sorority gave a Chi Delta Phi literary society met at STUDENTS SWINDLED tea last Friday in compliment to a num- the home of Miss Elizabeth Patter- ber of the literati of Memphis. son. March 17. CLEMSON COLLEGE, S. C.-(IP)- * * From information received from other Week of March 26 Sigma Nu alumni chapter of Mem- colleges in these parts, You should have seen Catherine Un- it is evident that phis are honoring Beta Sigma local there has been considerable derwood dance the Charleston last night. "Wolf Fangs" swindling of fraternity with a formal dance on college students going on this year on Dance nothing. She was just standing With there watching, and a June bug fell April 5. the part of tailoring representatives who down her back. Thunder-Canine have visited at Clemson also. Profes- Pi. K. A. fraternity initiated Harold Marvel and Big Cast sor C. E. Mullin, of Clemson, has taken the matter into hand and is offering to MARCH 27, 1927 Gillespie and Mauldin Thomas Tuesday College boys of Southwestern and night. aid any student to recover money col- Marget Morel lected by these agents who have not University of Arkansas will decide for themselves whether the Prohibition given value received. amendment is good or detrimental. Preserve Outlines & Co. * * * EASTON, PA.-(IP)--The last black- Revue Unique with DEBATE THROUGH MAIL A junior unit of the Women Voters' board handwriting of the late Francis A. Dashing Dancing Girls HAMILTON, N. Y.-(IP)--Colgate league has been formed at Southwestern. March, Jr., professor of English com- ~5~L00 00CL~Se0~-o~ -~ee6~ University, Park College and Hamline * * * position at Lafayette college, has been Romaine and Castle Dj(t University have planned a unique de- Five of the 12 men who recently preserved by his former students. Dark and Light Comedy bate, to take place thru the mails. tried out for the Stylus club have been Noticing, the day after his sudden 'The' debate begins on a date more accepted and will be initiated soon. death recently, that two of his outlines, OTHER BIG ACTS than six weeks before it is scheduled to written by him on the day of his death, One of the South's Oldest Cotton Finnrs end. Hamline takes the affirmative of Southwestern collegians are primed were still on the blackboard in his class- Mats. 15-30 Eve. 20-50 the question under consideration against with firebrands with which to light the room, and by placing a "Do not Erase" Sat. Mats. iS-50 Colgate and the negative against Clark. bonfire next Thursday. sigh beside It, they have preserved it. .3 16 1 *0 m 0 a ,o o oo 0 - - I- I-I - -1 0- p0 .-I

s- THE SOU'WESTER PaReo Three., SCHEDULE GAME FRESHMEN TIE CLOTHES DON'T HORNED TOAD TO Coach Counting On "Edna" WITH CHAMPION DETROITNETMEN MAKE THE MAN DORM BED POST BUT YOU'D LOOK FUNNY WITHOUT THEM Texan Reptile Found By Northern Tennis Team Prof Six Months Later, Will Play on Local Lives Court April 2 team will Beasley Bros.-Jones-Ragland GEORGETOWN, TEXAS-(IP and The Southwestern tennis Daily Texan)-Eastland, Texas, with its meet some high class opposition this frog in the cornerstone of the court spring. One match has already been Sam Bacherig house, has little, if anything, on South: scheduled with the College of the City western University, according to a story oi Detroit, to be played on the Lynx Burk & Co. told here recently. Although not quite courts April 2. The Detroit racquet as startling in the matter of time, it is wielders claim the intercollegiate title altogether as amazing as the Eastland of Michigan. They will include South- Golden Eagle Clothing Co. affair. western in a southern tour in which they Mrs. M. L. Williams, wife of Professor hope to show their prowness. They will Williams, who supervises Mood Hall, meet Vanderbilt and several other south- Phil A. Halle the men's dormitory, says that in the ern schools during their road jaunt. early spring of last year, April as she The Lynx had a strong team last Oak Hall remembers it.Bubba Stahl and Homer spring and will have five lettermen Innis, freshmen rooming on the second back to prance about the courts, which floor of Mood Hall, staked a horn frog insures Southwestern of giving any team Johnston & Vance by a string to the bed. Jesse Gaines, they might meet plenty of opposition. janitor of the dormitory, vouches for Mike Wailes. Billy Hughes, Herman Walker M. Taylor this, saying he well remembers having Bevis, Will Holloman and Oswald Mc- to sweep around the frog when cleaning Cowan are all preparing to drag their the room. racquets and balls out of retirement. Be- LEAVE FROG HITCHED sides these there are several other high Stahl and Innis leftschool early in class netmen in the school who will be out to make the team. Among the like- m ote Qeabobp June, and this was the last of the frog DANCING-WEDNESDAY-SATURDAY EVENINGS as far as they were concerned. Profes- ly looking players are Johnson Garrott, sor and Mrs. Williams stayed in the hall the famous southpaw. and Fred Under- during the two months of summer wood. at the end of that time Last year the team was handicapped a school, leaving little by the loss of Billy Hughes, who a month's vacation. They returned for had to spend his time holding in the latter part of September. down first base HELLO GIRLS! Came a day that Professor Williams on the baseball team. Billy is a working about the grounds of the high class tennis player and hopes to was be able to represent the Lynx both in dormitory. Looking at the wall beneath Please let me introduce to you baseball and on the window of the room formerly occu- the courts this spring. pied by Stahl and Innis, he saw dang- Other matches are expected to be booked with MISS SHERRILL ling from a string the shriveled body of Ole Miss and other nearby a horned frog. He cut the string and schools, but no definite dates have been so far. the frog fell to the ground. To all ap- set was dead, but after She is anxious to meet you and to serve you pearances the animal Johnson "Edna" Garrott, the Lynx southpaw hurler, is being countedi remaining motionless on the ground for on this year by Coach Elam to come thru with a string of victories. in any way she can. Come in and get a some minutes, he moved slightly. "Edna" has been pitching for two years on the Southwestern baseball1 Eventually the frog began to crawl team and has a fine record of victories. He possesses a baffling delivery COTY'S COMBINATION SPRING and betook himself to the hydrant under and should turn in several wins for the Lynx. which water was standing. After a good wrw..r hncr; PACKAGE long drink to quench his thirst, which the long period of abstinence had some- Prof. Reconstructs Pals Pick Play For $1.00 Face Powder, $1.00 Perfume for what engendered, he pranced about the ground for a time, and then left to live Rhynocochepaltons Northwestern Meet 85c his life anew. ANN ARBOR, MICH.--(IP)-Recon- Pal dramatic players will hold try- struction of a giant phytosaur, said to outs tonight to pick a cast of thespians represent an entirely new genus of this who will represent Southwestern at the HAIR DRESSING SP E A KIN G extinct family, somewhat akin to dino- dramatic contest which will be held soon SOUTHWESTERN PHARMACY saurs and rhynocochepaltons is now in at Northwestern University, Chicago. progress in the laboratory of vertebrate "The Giant's Stair," by W. D. Steele, MCLEAN AND TUTWILER PHONES 7-2021, 7-2022 paleontology, at the University of Mich- was the play chosen Wednesday night Hdbubeddap. ATHLETICS igan. by club members for the contest. Foote -- By Bud The work is being conducted by Pro- "Over the Hills," by John Palmer, is dpwdcprkce. P. S.-Boys, you're invited, too! Gil Reese. basketball coach, is now fessor Ermine C. Case, of the geology the alternate play, in case the first play cannot be given due to illness in the SCHNEIDEflS with Nashville, of the Southern League, department, who discovered the frag- 103 N .2ND ST.- MEPHIITE~N. and from present indications looks like ments of the phytosaur last summer in cast or for other reasons. he will stick. Manager Hamilton, of the upper Triassic beds near Big Springs, the Vols, is giving Gil a trial at third Texas. and Gil looks like he has the goods to The fragments unearthed by Professor stick this year. Case belong to the skull, which must * * * have been four feet from front to back, Horace Lisenbee, former Lynx baseball half of which was a long snout filled luminary, is in his second year under with huge pointed teeth toward the front, the big tent and should have even a bet- and powerful leaf-shaped bone-crushing ter year than last year. Washington teeth in the rear. The entire animal, with sport writers declare that Liz will be the the long tail, was about 45 ft. in length. ace of the Washington staff, succeeding old Walter Johnson, who is now man- aging a minor league outfit. * * * What ! No The freshman baseball candidates are working out every day. The yearlings seem to have a good outfit. In a prac- Hangout! tice tilt with the varsity early in the week the Frosh trimmed the regulars. Ilightower, Walton, Brigance, Viers and Pittman, all Bobcat football players, look good, and seem capable of varsity Mrs. Kuhn is making work next year. They will play prac- tice games with local high schools off those delicious sand- OVER 28 BILLION CHESTEIELDS and on this year and should win some wiches again in her tea games. * * * Ora Johnson and "A" Dulin are clos- room next to Eason's ing long and honorable athletic careers Pharmacy. SMOKED IN with this baseball season. Both are 1g27 playing their fourth year on the team Ask Dr. Diehl how they and both are rated as stars. They are (Only a few years back, you'll remember, it was 7 billion members of the crack 1925 team that taste after a soup lunch. played Vanderbilt, University of Ala- She will be there Sun- also the Mem- bama, and Ole Miss, and day morning, too. phis Chicks of the Southern Association when Lisenbee and Al Clements were fooling opposing batsmen.

The tennis team seems to be taking on an ambitious schedule. The racquet wielders meet the College of the City of Kuhn's Tea Room Detroit on the local court on April 2. The Detroit aggregation claims the in- Phone 7-7710 tercollegiate tennis title of Michigan, NEXT TO EASON'S and boasts of some high class perform- ers.

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1~ p ;?i PageQ Four_ THE SOU'WESTER . Canale's famous MILLIKEN TE AM PHAETON OPENED UP SUNBEAM NOTED SCHOLARS OPENS BASEBALL INSPECT CAMPUS Italian Gravy and SPECIAL AND WRECKED Tomato Sauces HERE APRIL 4-5 ON CLOUD BANK AN D BUILDINGS Fruits n and Produce In Hustling Team of Cats BY VERN BAUMGARIEN dle it like a veteran. So HIelios gave in Delegates to Convention Back seat drivers, speed demons, bloo- while Phaeton dashed for a telephone, Season \V ill Show Decatur ies and the like are not entirely a mod- made a date with a smart little dame e Visit Southwestern As Team New Tricks ern curse. In scraping over some musty he knew, and went out to warm the Sun- a Feature Greek records we have encountered the beam Special up. D. CANALE & CO. Hustle is the by-word of the Lynx original speed demon, a young Greek TOO MUCH LOVE STUFF Noted educators from all portions of baseball squad. Coach Elam is going collegian by the name of Phaeton, son Everything went hotsy totsy on the the Central and Atlantic Seaboard 408 SOUTH FRONT ST. MEMPHIS, TENN. to have a hustling team, one that will of Helios. first lap but around about midday States, attending the recent educational make up for its inexperience by trying Now Phaeton was a gay young sprig Phaeton was paying more attention to convention held in Memphis visited at all times. and he believed in wine, women and his date than the car. And besides that, Southwestern and inspected the campus What is most gratifying at this stage song. His old man, -lelios, had plenty the female suddenly pipes up and says, buildings recently. is the showing of several rookies. and in- of cold cash and one of the most im- 'How fast will she travel, kid?" Well, Among those who acquainted them- If you want the CORRECT TIME, call 6-4005 dications point to a number of new men portant jobs in the big Corporation of after that Phaeton pushed the gas down selves with Southwestern in her new holding down regular jobs when Milli- Universal Needs. lelios had to take to the floor board and let the car go. home are: Dr. Augusta Fort, M.S.C.W.; If you want GOOD COAL, call _____6-0080-6-0081 ken College. of Decatur, Ill., opens the the sun on its rounds every day and he H-le tried to take the Milky Way on two Miss Blanch Turner, University of Ok- season here April 4th and 5th. drove in a big 50,000 horsepower special wheels, skidded into a couple of clouds lahoma; Dr. Jesse Steele, Department of If you want ICE, or, DISTILLED WATER, call 6-0080--6-0081 "Chi" Waring is shuing good form built, asbestos lined Sunbeam Special. and wound up headed for earth with Education, Nashville; Miss Lois P. at second bas: andl will probably start WANTED THAT SUNBEAM the sun flaming like modern youth. Dowdle, editor Home Department of We have installed a Western Union Clock for your convenience. the se ison t'lere. Charles Tl'err' and, Phaeton had a couple of little cars Old Zeu, was acting traffic cop that Southern Ruralist, Atlanta; Miss Helen Red S.:lneider are g'ving Chi a :i lor of his own but he wanted speed and day. He hopped on his motorcycle and B. Burton, Department of lome Eco- Y the job, however. At third base an in- more of it. lie took a trip with old lit out after Phaeton when he saw the nomics, University of Oklahoma; Dr. Consumers Coal & Ice Company teresiilv battle is going on between I I-lelios a couple of times and his imme- kid breaking all speed records. Just K. C. Davis Peabody College; Miss M. Garrott and Iarmon Ayres. Ayers diate desire was to get hold of that Sun. about the time he arrived on the scene [.elaide S. Bayhon, Government Bureau formerly played at old S. P. U. but has beam Special, get a warm little flapper, Phaeton ran the car into a cloud bank. of Education. Washington; Miss Sue Open every hour in the year for the last 33 years. been out of practice several years. a couple of quarts of Greek moonshine, took a header into about 10,000 miles Powers, Memphis; Dr. J. W. Bateman, Claude Bowen seems a :ere bet at short., and then throw a party. He knew the of space while Zeus grabbed the Sun- L. S. U.. and Dr. Roy L. Martin. A. & but Dode Farnsworth and Shirty Crai- old man was given the right of way, and beam Special, straightened it out and lM. College. en have yet toi he re ioned with. Billy he believed he could make the old boat took the sun on its duly appointed Another recent visitor was the Rev. a Hughes is a fixture on first base and set up and snort. But old man Helios course. A. C. McKinnon, Luebo, Congo Belge, has his big war club all primed for an- was harder to convince than a college Back on earth the Athenian street Africa, a missionary of the Presbyte- r rian Church, U. S. CLOTHES other good season. prof and the kid hadn't a chance for cleaning department scraped the remains Ora Johnson aind A. Dulin are fix- some time. of Phaeton off the main boulevard George P. Vryoim, a graduate of the Ready-mad. University of Athens. came to South- And Cut to Order tures in the outfield, the other job will Well, to make a long story short, old where he had landed and buried them i belong to Joe Davis if he wants it, but Helios developed a case western recently to inspect the science rr of lumbago and without further ceremony. Tf he old ESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITY at present he is working and unable to he was up in the air for a capable chauf-; records fail to tell what happened to departments. He is in this country practice. Big McGivaren and Slugger feur for the sun. Then Phaeton stepped I his flapper friend. studying medicine. His home is at STYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFUL King are trying for the position if Joe to the front and told the old man he ! * * Kothreas. Cephailonia. (;reece. CHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHED fails to report. would take the sun for the trip and han- Moral-Let well enough alone. SERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES. Buster Smvthe will do most of the Proceeds From Oil catching, with T. M. and Ayers being ' AUSIIN, TEXAS-(IP)-T he Uni- available in an emergency. Oscar Hurt !3 F AT R I IE versity of Texas earned $216,038 in [eb- and Johnson Garrott ~illhbe the main-I j I INQUISITIVE 1 ruary from its oil holdings, according stays of the hurling corps, with IughesINITIATE FIOS I Thinquii teil I to the Daily T1exan. and Taylor as relief pitchers. five students or faculty members A captain has not yet been picked but each week, picked at random, Suftsr 0,4,5 oca indications point to Ora Johnson or A. Beta Sigs, S.A.E.'s, K.A.'s their opinions of important ques- University Park Cleaners suits *40, $45, $SO Topcoats Dulin as the leader of the Lynx. Take In Pledges tions of campus talk. . . _ -611-613 N. McLean Beta Sigma fraternity will initiate Question: Is there such a thing as too j Satisfaction Guaranteed. Pledges Charlie Garraway. Goodbar much education? Suits, , neckties, Morgan DAINTY and Arthur Ilill next Monday * * * dresses cleaned. Look night. Newton Wilson: Yes, indeed. Too like new. Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity takes much study makes a man forget he is Sd t pleasure in announcing the initiation of I human, and he gets the idea he is su-I d Representatives- DANCE Billie Fountaine. perior in knowledge over everyone. Arthur Dulin Jimmy Neil Rogers has been initiated by * * * 1 Phone 7-5851 Kappa Alpha fraternity. FROCKS "Hlayseed" Pentecost: Why, yes, there waJ is such a thing as too much education. A. 0. Pi's Initiate Bulging foreheads make too many high- Alpha Omicron Pi announces with brows. Tl'oo much education makes one pleasure the initiation of Eleanor inhuman and what we want is thinking For the gay formalities of lucker. humans, not thinking machines. as College social season. Pledge Janice Coke Prof. Cooper: It depends on the kind of education meant. There is Most attractive new ones Chi Alpha sorority takes great pleas- no such ure in announcing the pledging of Jan- thing as too much of the right kind of'I at ice Coke. education such as Southwestern tries to give to its students. $39.75, $49.50 P Stanford to $75.00 Parnell: 'here is too much1 SILVER MOON of book sense some times, but there's! i,no such thing as too much so-called CHOCOLATES horse sense. The most delightful candy * * * ever conceived. The cen- Will Cherry: I don't believe there is. I ters are a myriad of exquisite IIf anyone has an overflow I will re- I3itreegtv'b I fltvors: creams, figs, nuts, lieve them of some. My grades show that as yet I am still susceptible to %'~emall=%ijetore" dates and jellies. r I Columbian Mutual Tower more education. j Building OLIVER-FINNIE CO. Makers Memphis Wanted: One set of Chinese finger- nnail shields-Billy Flowers.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A PREACHER You IViii Find That Union Seminary Has Sent Many Sons to Preach in For- eign Lands.

The first individual student of Union Seminary to begin actual work on foreign soil was Thomas P. John- ston of Rowan County, N. C. In 1833 he sailed for Turkey where he labored for twenty years.

The first group to go abroad was a group of three, who, with their wives, sailed for South Africa in 1834. Rev. Alexander E. Wilson, These endured almost incredible hardships, but their M.D., one o the first Mis- sionary Group, Arica, 1833. sacrifices bore fruit. The example set by these four was quickly followed by other choice young men who went to Turkey and to Liberia in 1834, to India, to Greece, and to Persia in 1836, and to Siam in 1839. Alumni of Union Seminary were among the first on the field in China, Japan, Siam, India, Persia, and Turkey, and as pioneers doing foundation work, they actually established or were partners in establishing our missions in Brazil, in Mexico, in Greece, in Korea, and in Africa. Now they form a large percentage of the force in each of the seven foreign mission filds of the Southern Church. At Union Seminary the missionary conception of Christianity has been taught Here's some "inside stuff" on smoking in, under and with everything that has been taught-that the Bible is the greatest missionary textbook in the world, that Christianity is a religion which climaxes itself into a world summons to service." SOMEWHERE in the neighborhood of your center of gravity there's The result is that the students who pass under such tuition as a rule attack the problems of their holy calling with a world-outlook. a spot devoted to smoke appreciation. We could describe it more Catalogue and Information on Request fully, but this is no organ recital. The point is: Light a Camel, pull UNION THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY in a fragrant cloud of cool joy-and listen to your smoke-spot sing B. R. LACY, JR., D.D., President RICHMOND, VIRGINIA out--"Haleelooya !" As the noble redskin puts it-we have said! 0192n pan a n p-sp p p pp - pp - R. J. REYNOLDS 'TOBACCO COMPANY. WI.:so.Saiem. N. C.

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