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If you want to know what's going on VOLUME 136, NUMBER 7 FOUNDED 1867 OCIoBER 13, 1994 at Notre Dame, subscribe.to Ice and Steel -3The leaves may have just started falling, but 1 the ice is already set at theJACC. No longer the doonnat of the CCHA, Ric Schafer's boys are sharpening their skates for their SCHOLAStIC fIrst game tomorrow. MAGAZINE The best way to keep up with Jumping Ship Four out of the fIve positions in the Provost . 16 Office have been or will be vacated, a new Notre Dame students. vice-presidency has been created, and the Faculty Senate is upset What's going on Read about the latest campus news and sports, checkout what's under the Golden Dome? happening on the weekends, and enjoy some college humOf. You can be part of all this fOf the introductory price of $20 a year Back in Stepan, just a dollar an issue. .y/all Subscribe now and "share in of the 128-year tradition of Scholastic The Indigo Girls made their second 21 appearance in Stepan Center, where they Magazine. thrilled the crowd of nearly 2000 with their folksy ~oustic sound. ------Please put me on your subscription list for 1994-95. Name: ---______FEATURES Address: ______Breaking the Silence· Bill Albertini ...... 3 The Spirit of The Ti11U!s . Angela N. Petrucci ...... 6 Bedbugs and BrooDlSticks . Katie E. Wiltrout ...... ':~ ...... 8 Few and Far Between· Jared. Patzke ...... •...... 14 Trust Me! I Won't Cheat· B.J. Phillips ...... 28 Enclosed is a check payable to Scholastic Magazine fo~ $20 x _ ~ears =$ __ DEPARTMENTS Please send this fonn, with payment, to: Business. Manager From the Editor ~ ...... :...... 2 Coming Distractions ...... 23 Scholastic Magazine Campus Watch ...... 11 On Other Campuses ...... 25 303 Lafortune Student Center Splintet:S from the Press Box ...... 15 Comics ...... 26 Notre Dame, IN 46556 Out of Bounds ...... ;...... 22 Week in Distortion ...... ;... ;...... ;...... 27

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Just about any student on campus knows who Professor Patricia O'Hara is, and that she is the vice-president of Student Affairs. But ask most students who the provost of the university is, and they will give you a blank stare. Many will not know what a provost even does. The Provost Office, though it is veiled behind the murals of Columbus on the second floor ofthe Main Building, has a larger effect on most students' lives than high-visibility offices like Student Mfairs. The head of academic affairs of the uriiversity, the Provost Office makes decisions on curriculum and the hiring of Witlwutthe faculty, as well as running the International Studies Program. This week's cover story, written by Managing Editor MarkJ. Mitchell, focuses on the recognition it changes that have been occurring in the Provost Office in the past months. Four out of the five positions in the Provost Office have been or will be vacated. Provost Timothy desires, Gays O'Meara and Associate Provost Isabel Charles will retire; Associate Provost Roger Schmitz resigned to return to the classroom to teach. Associate Provost Oliver Williams and Lesbians at C.S.C., resigned, apparently under pressure from the administration. Complicating the situation even further was the appointment of Father Timothy Scully C.S.C., to the e Notre Dame and position of associate provost and vice-president of the university. Although no one Saint Mary's is questions Scully's criteria to serve as associate provost, the manner by which he was appointed vice-president has come under scrutiny from the Faculty Senate. Mitchell working to talked to key players involved in an attempt to shed some light on the situation. Check out his findings on page 16. provide support . Also in this issue for students Tuesday was Coming Out Day for gays and lesbians across the U.S. Still a sensitive issue among the general public, homosexuality generates even more debate at Notre Dame because of the Catholic Church's position on the issue. At the center of the debate on campus is Gays and Lesbians at Notre Dame and Saint Mary's, a group that has attempted and been denied recognition and funding from the university. Writer Bill ing-out support group for people with questions Albertini focused on GLND/SMC and the way the group has changed, and Benjamin by Bill Albertini about the early stages of dealing with their homo Evans and Nikole Neidlinger provide commentary on whether or not GLND/SMC sexuality. Blandford regards this "safe space" of the should be recognized by the administration. His story runs on pages three through five. support group as akey component of what is done by ays and Lesbians at Notre Dame GLND/SMC. The group has also established a hot A note to our subscribers G and Saint Mary's College, the un line, which appears in their advertisements, for stu If you have not been receiving the magazine, orit is coming irregularly, we apologize. recognized and unofficial group com monly dents with questions. The phone line, called the Q I A few subscribers have called to express their concern, and we thank them for alerting known by its initials, GLND/SMC, is "focused less Line or Queer Line, will be staffed by group mem us to the problem. We are looking into sen~ing the magazines first or second class as on the recognition battle" this year than in years past, bers SO that people can call with questions or prob a way of alleviating the problem. .' according to Co-chair John Blandford, and a gradu lems without jeopardizing their anonymity, said ate student at the UniversityofNotreDame. Instead, Blandford. Correction he said, they are concentrating efforts on "trying to GLND/SMC is "trying to reach out more to Saint provide a whole spectrum of services" to members Jeremy Dixon's name was omi tted as a reporter for last week's volleyball story. Sorry Mary's," said Smith. "One of the goals this year is to of the Notre Dame and Saint Mary's community. for the mistake. increase participation" by members of the Saint The club has come to accept that the university Mary's commUnity, she continued. will not budge on the question of status, said co Katie E. Wiltrout 'In addition to tliese services, Blandford said chair Kelly Smith, who now sees the university's that GLND/SMC is making a concerted effort to Editor refusal to acknowledge the group as "more lil>6rat stage more public events, such as tailgaters, ing for the group in general." Smith admitted that saying that it is "important to have a public pres- the past fight for recognition has been the "source of ence." Part of the goal of the group, he said, is to get a lot of frustration and burn-out among members those who want to come out of the closet to feel more and leaders," and said the clubis now working to be comfortable, and this can be done by creating a more active with their recognized status. "We have positive social and public presence. The importance freedom as an independent organization," said of dorm life and the opinions of those with whom Blandford. However, Blandford still feels it is very students live is important, said Blandford, who lived Cover Graphic by Charlie Kranz with the assnance of Chris Blanford. important that the university have a recognized ,in Morrissey as an undergraduate, and a positive Table of Contents: photo by Stan Evans, graphic by Patrick Skidmore, group for gay, lesbian and bisexual students. social presence would help to alleviate negative photo by Brent Tadsen. To that end, GLND/SMC has established a com- pressures on gay students living in·the dorms. \1 2 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994' SC H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z I N E • 0 C T 0 B E R 1 3 I 1 9 9 4 3

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''Tailgaters this semester have been more as a whole." writer for "Philadelphia" .Ron Nyswaner One source of real problems has been use of the word 'queer,''' said successful than any we've had in the past," In Blandford's opinion, as far as atten came to campus, he spoke privately with advertising. GLND/SMCcannotuseits Blandford. Student AffairS has prom noted Smith. Tailgaters serve as a fun social dance is concerned, GLND/SMC is a suc the group. Thirty-three members attended title when advertising in The Observer. ised him written guidelines for adver outlet but also "keep the entire campus cess again this year. He said that the group Nyswaner's talk. The group is charged off-campus busi tising, though he said he has not yet aware that we're here," she said. The group is "averaging about thirty or so for meetings However, the unclear status of the orga ness rates, according to Blandford, which received them. displays a large rainbow flag at their and events." The structure of the group has nization with regards to the university still would seem to allow freedom of speech B,andford stressed that the group has tailgaters, and Smith said that "if anything, been improving this year, according to causes some problems, according to in some respects. But there have been had very few problems from the major the contact [with non-members attailgaters] Smith. She said that "greater participation Blandford. He claims that sometimes the problems with using certain words and o ityoftheNotreDamecommunity. The has been very positive." "I would like to by all the members has been the key" to the administration is "trying to have it both symbols, such as the pink triangle, in the students, faculty and staff "are a good think that the climate is improving some greater activities and services the group has ways," telling the group that they are not an advertisements. StudentAffairshandles lot," according to Blandford, and in what," Smith said, "although 1 suppose it is been available to provide. For example, official organization yet still trying to con advertising regulations, and in more than fact, they "are way ahead of the admin- a little early to say anything about the year when Academy Award winning screen- trol them as if they were one. one instance they have "objected to the istration on this issue." 0

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leave of absence at his position at The society. "I have always been interested in Times. Although he has no reporting re the question of intellectuals, what is their sponsibilities this year, he does continue to "We chose him function in society, how do they contribute write a column called "Beliefs," which ap either positively ornegatively to the culture pears every other Saturday. ''The column is and to public debate and politics," Steinfels one place in the paper where we can pursue because he had a very explained. The course focuses on the think a religious or ethical topic at something ers' roles as intellectuals, the major themes approaching the depth that a drama critic or good reputation as of their thinking and their attitudes toward His Times movie critic can avail themselves of," said religion. Steinfels. In order to do this, he spends four Steinfels does not consider any of his days in New York and three days in South teaching methods to be unique, but he does Bend. Dr. Steinfels arrives in South Bend someone who was believe that his past experiences have pre on Tuesday mornings before his class and pared him to cover such courses. His back- flies back to New York on Thursday eve important in American , ground in religion has particularly enabled Have nings after his class. him to bring certain ideas to his lectures. Steinfels teaches two courses this semes According to Steinfels, his students give ter, one entitled "The Intellectual in Ameri him added perspectives on certain issues. can Culture and Politics" and a seminar journalism and ''The students give me insights into what a called "American Religion at the End of the group ofyounger people are thinking about, Century." Though S teinfels has never taught inteliectualliJe. " and that is very interesting to me, particu Changed a class before, he has spoken in classes for larly on where it bears on religion and other people. politics." He added that they also raise The seminar class, according to Steinfels, questions about the material that might not Although Dr. Peter Steinfels never taught a class "is essentially looking at largely sociologi -Professor Robert have occurred to him as a question. ''They before, his diverse background brhigs an added cal studies of the place ofreligion in general give me some sort of fresh idea about the perspective to the classroom. American culture. Then we will look at material, not just a new question that I specific religious groups. The questions Schmuhl, hadn't thought about, but sometimes a new Visiting professor Dr. Peter Steinfels takes a temporary hiatus from withwhich we are approaching all of these answer or interpretation." his job at The New York Times to teach in he. groups are the questions of growth or de Steinfels has set a couple of goals that he cline, whether they are facing a hostile or on the selection of would like to accomplish during this year of Department ofAmerican Studies welcoming environment, whether this soci teaching. His original goal was to be able to ety.is becoming more secular or not." engage in an extensive reading of various Steinfels' other offered course looks at Steinfels thinkers that he has wanted to spend some major American thinkers and their roles in time with, which he is doing in one of the early 1970s, Steinfels changed jobs and Gary Willes, Barry Lopez, Michael Novak courses this semester. "I do have a couple by Angela N. Petrucci began working at the Hastings Center of the . andF. Richard Ciccone, managingeditorof of major writing projects that I hope to get Institute of Society, Ethics and the Life The Chicago Tribune. "In most cases, the organized and get underway while I am s each year passes, the campus of Sciences, one of the pioneering organiza awarded profesSors are very lively, inter away from The Times," Steinfels said. He A Notre Dame is graced with the tions in the development of medical ethics, esting, important people, and they bring has two book-writing projects thathewould presenceofmanynewfaces. This ···ll!ld began The Hastings Center Report these qualities into the classf90m," said like start as well. In addition, he has tried year, the American studies department has along with his wife Margaret O'Brien Schmuhl. ''The· students who have taken to to take advantage of some of his time here a new professor joining them. Dr. Peter Steillfels. In 1979, Steinfels returned to classes· taught by the visiting professors trying to get to know the faculty members, Steinfels, senior religion correspondent for Commonweal to work as editor-in-chief have respOnded very positively in the past." many of whom he has dealt with from afar The New York Times andtwo-timePulitzer and remained there until January of 1988 The American Studies department of in hIS past experiences. He also wants to Prize nominee, has been appointed visiting when he took up his job with The Times. As fered Dr. Steinfels, the recipient ofthe 1988 take advantage of many of the facilities and . W. Harold and Martha Welch professor for senior religion correspondent, Steinfels re Religion Newswriters Association's opportunities offered on campus, particu the department. ,ports on any events occurring in the reli- Templetoil Reporter of the Year Award, the larly the library. Steinfels, a 1963 graduate of Loyola giousworld, whetheritbethepopevisiting job of visiting professor at midsemester last University, alsO holds a doctoral degree in the United States or a religious conflict in year, but he decided to wait until this fall As for the future, Steinfels will return to his position at The Times after year of .European history from ColUmbia Univer- the Middle East. ' semester to begin teaching. "We chose him his teaching at Notre Dame. However, he does sity. His journalism career ·got off the According to Professor Robert Schmuhl, becau~ehehad a very good reputation as not know if he will stay on as a religious ground when he was invited by an editor of department chair of American Studies, the someone who was important in American correspondent for the rest of working the biweekly Commonweal magazine,' a visitingW.HaroldandMarthaWelchposi-. journalism and intellectual life," stated his life. "Some of us in the newsroom are journal of political, religious. and literary tion is "a chair that is awarded to people on Schmuhl.' "Peter Steinfels is not only a coming to believe that reporting is getting to opinion published by Catholic laypeople, to a visiting basis either for one semester or a well-known joUrnalist, buta thinker ofpub be like sports. It is essentially a young .contribute to a collection of essays; As a full academic year." Some jourrulIists and· lic issues and he brings to his work: the person's game." 0 i: result of his work, the magazine asked him other prominent people who have held the . training ora historian." to be a part of their editorial staff. In the position in the past include Max Lerner,.· In order to take this job, Steinfels took a

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A few years after the French sisters ar- sheer energy it took to teach and tend to rived at Notre Dame, a separate mission domestic duties in the rough conditions "Somebody has to sew was established in Canada. The sisters at precluded much worry about what the the buttons on. The Notre Dame and in Canada werecbnneeted motherhouse thought of their behavior. through the motherhouse in France, the The distance of Indiana from New Or world is held together administrative and decision-making center leans and Canada, and the difference in BedBugs and of the Sisters of the Holy Cross. Some culture and climate among the three gradu by buttons." sisters served in both Canada and Indiana. ally caused the sisters in each spot to adjust According to Sister Georgia, the Sisters their attitudes and routines to the communi -Sister M. Georgia of the Holy Cross lived the motto of their ties iri which they lived. Costin, on Holy Cross French founder, Father Basil Moreau, by Sister Georgia describes the Darwin-like "doing what needs to be done.'~ When it adaptation of the sisters in Indiana and New BroolllSticks Sisters' .early days of was obvious that some of them had to stay' Orleans. "Each group had now become in New Orleans because they were needed, 'people of a special kind of character.' The Founders' Week and Saint Mary's sesquicentennial provide manual labor they opened an orphanage. Butrisingto the New Orleans group had seenjustenough of an opportunity to examine the early days occasion and establishing a mission in Loui- Indiana to have felt its strangeness and to siana had. greater ramifications than the have been grateful to be received back into ~ they had been at Notre Dame. The women sisters could have foreseen. the French atmosphere of Louisiana, heat, Sister Georgia's job was not an easy one. archives. -rJey worked with whatever in did laundry for the men at Notre Dame as In Canada and Louisiana, the sisters,like disease, and all. The Notre Dame group, by Katie E. Wiltrout The historian of the congregation, she formation was given to them by the Supe well as taking care of their own sewing, the general population, spoke French. Be- following Sorin's lead at every step, had worked on the book for nine years, though rior. As a result, the seven-volume history cooking, sacristy and infirmary duties. Sis- cause of this tie to their homeland, both begun to meet the problems of their post- ." onoring Tradition, Pioneering not steadily. In the process, she had to left a lot out of background, while including terGeorgiadescribestheirscheduleinPrice- . areas were popular destinations for sisters H. Change,"readtherectangularblue debunk many myths about the sisters that popular stories n6t based on facts. Because less Spirit: "Daily life in the novitiate at who came from France. The missions in and white banners that hang from had been handed down and accepted as of the changing policies of the congrega Bertrand was not for the weak. Everyone NewOrleansandCanadaremainedclosein the lamp posts on the quiet, ~-lined av truth. A history of the sisters was written for tion, Sister Georgia was allowed to use all rose at five everyday, Sundays included, spirit to their motherhouse in France, de enue leading into Saint Mary's ·College. their centennial 50 years ago, but the writers the information in the archives, including winter arid summer," They spent their days pending on it for orders and guidance. They have been placed around the campus were not allowed to use the material in the . primary historical soUrces and letters never laboring, interrupting their work only for In Indiana, however, this close connee- to celebrate Saint Mary's 150th year. before accessible. prayer and meals. tion with the French language and the "Pioneer" fittingly describes SaintMary' s Priceless Spirit begins with the fIrSt four Soon after establishing themselves in motherhouse was. fading. Father Sorin Academy, the college's forerunner, and the sisterswhocametoNotreDamefromFrance Bertrand, the sisters started taking care of wholeheartedly believed that it was his women who founded it in 1844. The.pio . in 1843. After their grueling five-week local orphans. They also began instructing, mission to serve in America, and that part of neering Sisters of the Holy Cross first came voyage across the Atlantic and the mOllth young women from the area. Saint Mary's that mission required speaking English and to America from France in 1843 to assist long trek to Indiana, they airlvedat NOire' Academy had begim. . fitting in to the American way of life. He Father Edward Sorin~ Dame and moved into their quarters - a went to Indiana with no thoughts of return- Sorin, who settled in the desolate plains log cabin .that doubled as a chapel. Like the lthOUgh the American Mi..dwest in ing to his native land. Upon arriving in the of Indiana with a band of six missionary pioneers who settled the rest of America, i\. the 1840s may have been short on United States, he wrote, ''This will be my priests and brothers in 1842, spent his life 'i1:they survived in primitive conditions. In his culture and amenities, it had some- part of the inheritance; it is here that I shall bringing to fruition his vision of a Catholic· memoirs, Father Sorin cheerfully described . thing else going for it: space. Industrial dwell all the days of my life." university and coIiuriunity •.. Soon after ar-", the sisters' aCcommodations: "Except for . ! development and a growing population in .His attitude influenced the sisters. The riving in South Bend, Sorin· realized. he the fact that th.ere was only one window and the East pushed settlers and immigrants French sisters in ~ndfana started lming needed more hands to keep his fledgling that in cOrisequenceofthe close atmosphere . westward, where they fourided new towns English immediately. But many French community running smoothly. Four women . ~ there was a large stock of fleas and bed or took up residence in larger Cities. But sisters who served in Indiana eventually ". . . who hadreeentlymade their vows in France ~ bugs, they were, as they say m Amenca, progress did not root out poverty, it moved moved to other places - of the 44 "(ho came to Sorin's aid in Indiana, where they ~ pretty comfortable." it, usually to the growing cities. With no spent time in Indiana, only 12 are buried occupied themselves with domestic work ~ Despite these hardships, the women's welfare system or social security to provide here. The biggest impact on the general - . . and infirmary duties. f community grew. American girls joined as 'for the pc>orand the sick, charity was the attitude of the Indiana sisters vias the women So begins the story of the Sisters of the ~ postulants. To complete the process of responsibility of private individuals and who joined the order in the States. Mariyof In October 1861, Mother Angela led a Holy Cross, a religious order that has been ~ beco~ing nuns, they had to go through a organizations. Often it was religious groups the early sisters were Iiish-bom; there were group of six sisters to Mound City, serving the South Bend community and i .second stage - the novitiate. The bishop, who filled this need. The Congregation of also American. women who joined. Not illinois, where they ran a hospital for beyond since their humble and inauspi then located in Vincennes, Indiana, refused the Holy Cross was no exception. only did'these women speak English, but wounded Union soldiers. cious start as Sorin' s extra hands 150 years . ~ to give the sisters permission. Instead, ThoughthefledglingsettlementsatNotre being raised in America, they brought to ago. Justin time for the sesquicentennial of !:l Sorin as~ed the Detroit bishop for permis- Dame and Bertrand were still coming into their work an American perspective. frontier society with an independence which Saint Mary's College is the Notre Dame Soon after arriving in South Bend, sion to establish a novitiate in Bertrand, their own, FatheiSorin responded to re- With France so distant and communica both France and Louisiana found shocking Press publication ofPriceless Spirit: A His Father Sarin realized that he could not Michigan, just over the state line. The quests from other areas for priests, brothers tion so slow, the sisters in Indiana had to and sometimes offensive." Ii tory of the Sisters of the Holy Cross 1841- run the community alone. Four bishop acquiesced, Sorinpurchaseda house and sisters. He sent religious leaders to makeimportantdeeisionsforthemselvesin As these regional differences became , , 1893, a book by Holy Cross Sister M. women who had recently taken their and many of the sisters moved to Bertrand, Lebanon,KentuckyandNewOrleans,Loui- order to "do what needed to be done." Their apparent, the sisters in Indiana continued Georgia Costin about the congregation in vows came to his aid, and the Sisters a few miles away from Notre Dame. siana. Missions were established in New growing sense of independence did not their involvement in education. They pur its early days. of the Holy Cross began. Conditions in Bertrand were as harsh as York, Chicago and Philadelphia. please their superiors in France. 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as a manual labor school. Soon after this Thesisters' involvement in the Civil War mained the largest of the three, with 1500 purchase, however, disease struck Notre opened up new venues for them. They sisters. The Sisters of the Holy Cross in Dame, killing 11 priests and brothers, six continued to work as nurses, starting a Indiana number 752. sisters and four students. Because there was hospital in Salt Lake City for miners after Although relations among the groups no illness in South Bend, Father Sorin was the war. Their involvement has grown with were strained for many years, time has convinced that a nearby dam of the St. time. Today, ~eir hospital system is their healed some of the wounds that the drive for Joseph River was a breeding ground for the largest commitment.. independence and the severance of ties disease. He bought the property that con from the motherhouse caused. The three tained the dam, tore it down and blessed the s the juggernaut of the Civil War congregations now meet regularly ,and they Allegations, Innuendo and Scurrilous Lies property as the new site of Saint Mary's A receded, the sisters' tensions with have agreed to share the cost of upkeep of Academy. the motherhouse and the Cana the original motherhouse in LeMans. The e Gipper would just like to make good design for a Pez candy dispenser if the The new property allowed the sisters to dian and New Orleans communities sur French headquarters have since been moved T:four key points: 1) Boston College, bookstore were into cheap merchandising consolidate their schools in Mishawaka and faced again. from France to Washington, D.C., because Michigan, Boston College. 2) There gimmicks, which ofcourse they'tenot), the Bertrand into one campus, and it brought Although their desireto separate from the most of its membership is now American. comes a time to move on. 3) A mid-season Gipper was walking through the turnstile to them within a mile of Notre Dame - Saint motherhouse was seen in France as disloyal As for Saint Mary 's College, it has grown retirement is not dishonorable. 4) Jimmy go into the library the other day. You know, Mary's present-day location. from its humble beginnings as a school for Johnson is available. the turnstile next to the friendly security orphans and deaf children in Bertrand, to guard who pulls out his mace when you e regional differences between a 275~acre Indiana campus that educates BETTER THAN ICE' CREAM dare to walk through with a can of Coke or the sisters in New Orleans and T: 1500 women a year. Since Scholastic is the dinner magazine, a Twinkie. Well, the Gipper was walking Indiana were but a shadow of the Thecoll~ge is no longer run exclusively the Gipper is taking a perverse pleasure in through the turnstiles, past the guard, when division that plagued the United States as by the sisters. They are still represented on including this tidbit fIrst. An offIcial North he turned to see two subway alums walking' a whole. In 1861, the Civil War broke the Board of Governance but have turned Dining Hall worker reported this incident to through the turnstile, being cordially greeted ou~ It immediately forced the sisters to control over to a, lay board and president. the Gipp: one evening, he was coming to the by the guard and proceeding to the eleva scale down their emphasis on teaching What would the founding sisters say if end of his shift when some lady told him to tors. The only problem was that the woman and domestic duties and concentrate in they saw SaintMary's today? SisterGeor fill up the Yo-cream machines. Hedutifully was carrying a dog. Now, either the Gipp stead on nursing. gia thinks they wouiil be surprised. "Al went to the Yo-cream pumpers and opened and all the students atNotreDamecan bring The sisters were quick to respond'to though the number of sisters is diminish the top of the vanilla side. What to his their pets to study with them, or the guards' Indiana Governor Morton's request for ing, it's alotmorethan what they had," she wondering eyes did appear but a large, still eyes are only good enough to see Coke nurses. They received his message one said. living, squirming horsefly in the Yo-cream. cans, but not dogs. evening in October 1861, and six nuns Saint Mary's College, after 150 years, Disgusted by this, he opened the chocolate left the next morning for Illinois. The is through with its pioneer days. But the side and was disappointed to fInd that there DR. FUNSTEIN, PH.D., PART Ii . head of the group, Mother Angela, met meI1)ory of the past is not forgotten. The was only a thick layer of green mold around -A few weeks ago, the Gipp told everyone with Union General Ulysses S. Grant, fIrst sentence of their mission statement, the top:ofthe tank (nothing eX:citing)~ Fear about a business professor who lets his who asked them to run a hospital in hanging on a wall in LeMans Hall, reads, ing a fatal illness if he continued this work, students take his sports car' out on class Mound City. Other groups of Holy Cross "Saint Mary's College, a pioneer in the the dining hall worker responsibly passed time. Well leave it to the College of Arts Sisters - around 80 in all served - education of women ... promotes a life of the job to a junior member of the staff, but and Leisure to top that. In an effort to have worked in hospitals in St.Louis,Paducah A drawing of LeMans Hall in Saint intellectual vigor, aesthetic appreciation, is sure that the fat fly and the mold were justone more "Live-It-Experience" touchy and Louisville, and on a floating U.S. I Mary's College's early days. religious sensibility and social responsi undoubtedly pushed into the Yo-mix in a feely assignment, Professor RebeccaBordt, hospital ship, Red Rover, the first of its " bility." very sanitary ciean-up method. who teacheS criminology, gave her students kind. ''.,.and evil, the sisters in Indiana continued The Sisters ofthe Holy Cross are proud of this wicked-hard assignment: do something The sisters who stayed at Saint Mary's theirpushforautonomy. Quietpressuredid their accomplishments and of the college BIKE FOR THE AGES criminal. There were students flashing got a taste of the war, too,in the division that not work. They fIled petitions with the that has grown out of the efforts of. their When he' is not Writing his bitter and passing cars on Edison Road, burning du existed among some of their students. The bishop and the pope, and after years of not founders ISO years ago. Blit they are proud sarcastic gossip column, the Gipper has to Lac, stealing copy machines and rolling reputation of the school had grown, and being heard, were granted independence by of more than just their achievements. They do academic work like every other non them back to the classroom by stealth, and southern families had daughters enrolled at Pope Pius IX on July 11, 1869. The sepa coUld not 'have accomplished anything if athlete. For about the past year and a halfhe drinking booze and smoking cigs in their quently crash philosophy classes just to Saint Mary's even during the war. The ration with the motherhouse also cut their not for their spirit and willingness to do has noticed the same rusty, old, beat-up DeBartolo classroom. The party, was smoke and laugh). And the "You're Going problem came when Ellen Sherman, the ties with Canada and New Orleans, who whateveritwas that needed to be done. The bike chained outside his favorite Hesburgh stop~ when a DeBartolo building dIrec To Hell" award of the day went to the kids wife of Union General William Tecumseh remained linked to France. Saint Mary's pioneers got their start as Library. What's with this thing? Is it the tor saw a burning du Lac .and hit the fIre who ran down to the Grotto and blew out Sherman, enrolled their daughter Minnie at It has been 125 years since the sisters domestic_workers for the priests and broth- , / sacred bike Father Sorin rode here from alarm. But before the show was over, candles. Gipp'shint: watch out for stray Iii Saint Mary's. Minnie disobeyed the rule achieved their independence. Each group ::! ers across the road at Notre Dame. Sister France? Since the maintainance people several students pulled off what the Gipper lighting bolts. forbidding students to wear partisan colors. that grew out of the original Holy Cross GeOrgia is not r~sentful of the work her seem to be too good to get rid of it the Gipp considers to be some really classy and re Her display of a U.S. flag pin on her dress Sisters has evolved differently. The That's it, that's all for this week. So for predecessors did. Referring to their early has a suggestion for all his campus watch ally criminal moves: one group entered a outraged a southern student, and the student Marianite Sisters of the Holy Cross in New now the Gipper will go back to consoling days ofmanual labor, she said, "Somebody ers:everytimeyougobytheSacredBikeof random philosophy class in DeBart, told the body erupted. In the words of Sister Emily, Orleans are the only group to retain their tie himselfwiththeknowledgethatsevenyears has to sew the, buttons on. The world is held Sorin, exercise~a'litt1e tension reliever and who witnessed the scene, "Words soon led with the French motherhouse. Although professor they were there to observe his passed between AraParseghian's two cham tOgether by buttons." 0 rip, kick or punch some piece of the bike off' to blows, and almost in an instant the whole their numbers have diminished significantly, teaching and proceeded to light up ciga pionships, and 11 years passed between Priceless Spirit is published by Notre and take it home as a lovely souvenir. school with few exceptions were engaged they run a flourishing college in Louisiana. rettes and cigars while laughing raucously 1977 and 1988. Still Araonly lost17 games Dame Press and is available in the Notre And speaking of the Hesburgh Library in pitched battle." The Canadian group became and have re- at the teacher (the professor, however, was in 11 years here - Holtz has lost 21 games Dame and Saint Mary's Bookstores. (which the Gipp thinks would make a really not flustered because business teachersfre- and he hasn't even completed 9 seasons.D 10 - SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE • OCTOBER 13, 1 994' SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 11 r- . - .. --~--- ,- ...... ~...... ' ...... , ...... ".' '. •.•• • • . ~ . I' ....1 '. t \,. '. " I \ • . ~ .' ....., "!: '. - I.' . . _ •

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with no second string kicker, asked men's gling for a kicker. Pendergast stepped up to Freshman Scott Cengia and senior Stefan Schroffner (right, 96) share place soccer coach Mike Berticelli if he had any rescue the Irish again. kicking duties this season for the Irish. Cengia looks to come on as the first players capable of kicking afootball. As a Since the episode with Bentley, Notre dependable Notre Dame place-kicker since Craig Hentrich (1989-1992)_ result, the entire soccer team showed up for Dame has continued its efforts to find an a tryout to fill Hentrich's spot Emerging outstanding kicker to handle the kicking from this mass was Kevin Pendergast, a duties. Despite the fact that Notre Dame highschoolAlI-America~cerplayerwho tends to be an All-American magnet, ob never played an organized game of football taining quality kickers is not as easy as until his debut in 1992, in the Penn State finding defensive or offensive standouts. showdown. Two years after Pendergast's ''There are two reasons why we have abrupt baptism into the game of football, trouble signing high quality kickers," noted Notre Dame is still in search of a true Yelovich. "First, the kicker has to meet blooded kicker to replace Hentrich. Notre Dame's academic standards. Sec Stefan Schroffner, Notre Dame's current ond, he has to meet our climate. The placekicker, is also a former soccer player. weather here doesn't exactly provide the "When I first came to Notre Dame, I never best conditions for kicking. It's not the best thought of being the placekicker for the place to showcase their abilities." football~team. It wasn't in my wildest Holtz, however, pointed to statistics to dreams. I Came\ to play soccer. Then Coach prove that the kicking game has been solid Holtz asked Coach Berticelli ifanyonecould since he's been here. "Our kicking game in kick, so I went to the tryout and became a general has been outstanding," said Holtz. third-string kicker," reflects Schroffner. "We've had some pretty good returners Though Schroffner kicked for Punahou because we've outscored opponents some High School in Hawaii, he never had the thing like 31-3 in kick returns for touch All-American accolades with which most downs. Our coverage on kickoffs and punts Notre Dame players come. Yet, two years in the last several years has been spectacu- Once a strong aspect ofNotre Dame football, after his initial tryout, Schroffnerfinds him . lar. Now the placekicking game is not selfhandling the majority ofthe placekicking good, and that's our fault," noted Holtz, placekickers and their field goals are becoming chores for the Fighting Irish. whose teams'ironically have made it a tra Coach Tony Yelovich, recruiting coordi dition to lose by field goals in the closing nator for Notre Dame football, admits that seconds. Young at heart and in conference, ~e Irish have been actively recruiting Until the recruiting office is able to find a placekickers, but claims that fmding the kicker who meets all their stringent require exciting and talented, Notre Dame hockey right one to handle the job is not an easy ments, Notre Dame will continue to use the hustles back to its winning form Fewand process. "When. we look for kickers, we soccer team as a feeder for its kicking game. look for quality kickers. We only intend on As a result, when the game is on the line I giving one scholarship to one placekicker Holtz's decision to go for the first down or reinstating its hockey program in 1968 in a four year span of time. We can't afford kick a field goal will be much more difficult by Alyssa Peterson after a 40-year hiatus. Notre Dame peaked to have four kickers on scholarship. If we than it ought to be. at times with big-time winning seasons do this, we' lliack depth in other positions. In this year's Michigan S tategame, Notre he unusually warm October. during the seventies and early eighties un So any kicker we give a scholarship to must Damehadashotata46-yarder. Since Holtz T weather has some students be der legendary coach Charles ''Lefty'' Smith. Far Between truly be excellent." had no confidence in his kicking game, he lieving that the winter winds are These flashes of greatness were inconsis Some say no. Inrecent years, many have Yelovich went on to describe the type of elected to go for it on fourth andlong. The still several weeks away. However, there is tent at best, however, and in 1984, Notre by Jared Patzke criticized Notre's Dame kicking game. An kicker Notre Dame recruits. "A quality Spartans stuffed the Irish. DuringthePurdue aplaceoncampuswheretheicehasalready Dame went to independent status. But inexperienced unit of kickers has handled kicker is proficient and consistent. We're game, Schroffner hit the right goalpost on a formed. The chilling temperature thatgreets posting respectable records as an indepen the pressure well, but questions still remain . looking for reliability, someone who isn't 20-yard field goal, and later in the' game, all visitors upon entering Gate 3 of the. dent never earned Notre Dame any true ixteen seconds remain in the game. on every field goal attempt. Will it have the going to miss. We also prefer multi-dimen ScottCengia, a longball kicker who handles Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center respect as a force to be reckoned with. SNotre Dame has the ball on the distance? Will it split the uprights or go sional kickers, ones who can make field kickoffs and long field goals, shanked an serves as a quick reminder of the faSt ap Back in a conference since the 1992 sea Florida State 32-yard line. Notre wide? . goals, pimt well and kick the ball deep on extra point attempt. Nonetheless, Cengia, proaching Notre Dame hockey season. son, the Fighting Irish are flying high and Dame is down by two points and faces a Gone are days which featured the de kickoffs." Notre .Dame thought they had only a freshman, seems to have a bright After only tWo weeks ofofficial practice on enjoying the rugged play of the Central fourth down and nine. After taking a time pendable Craig Hentrich as placekicker, this prototype kicker when they received a future ahead as Notre Dame's placekicker. the frozen water under the North Dome of Collegiate Hockey Association' (CCRA), out, Coach Lou Holtz contemplates kicking· Notre Dame's second all-time leading verbal commitment from present Florida But until someone comes along, the memo the JACC, the Irish icers eagerly await a arguably the strongest conference in the a 49-yard field goal or going for the first scorer, or Reggie Ho or even John Carney. State kicker Scott Bentley. After getting his ries of mainstay.sJ~arney , Ho and Hentrich promising season. The Fighting Irish are nation. . down. Ron F'owlus trots back onto the field The 1990s brought in a new breed of Irish confmnation in 1993, NotreD,ame told all will eat at hearts of Notre Dame fans and the sharpening.their skateblades for the com~ Last year, Notre Dame defeated even and tries to loft the ball up in the general kicker, the soccer player.· ,r the other kicking prospects that they in players who were beaten by kickers named petition. tualnational champion Lake Superior State direction of Derrick Mayes. Would this be The trend began in 1992 when Hentrich tended to sign Bentley. When Bentley Hamilton and Gordon. 0 Notre Dame hockey has skated on rough . 5-4 in overtime, tied perennial powerhouse a controversial move? injured his knee against Tennessee. Holtz, changed his mind, the Irish were left dan- edges since its inception in 1912. After Michigan State twice, and nearly defeated

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Michigan in front of 20,000 wild Michigan At6'3",both McCarthy and Lorenz have row night when Notre Dame's preparation fans at the Pontiac Silverdome. "Next year, the size to grind in the corners as well as the is put to the test for the fIrst time in the 1994- we will beat them," vowed Head Hockey hands to make the eye-opening pass or goal. 1995 season. Although the team has been SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX Coach Ric Schafer at the end of last season. While Nelson's forte is speed and quick training and conditioning since the start of Only the second coach during the modern ness, Welch is a heavyweight who will hit school, they have only been skating for two A roundup of the week in sports era, Schafer, who played under Smith in the anything that moves, as last year he planted weeks. The opponent, a Canadian team early 70s, knows what it takes to produce a more than his share of opponents on their from Antigonish, Nova Scotia, has had October 4 to October 11 winner. "Our conference is definitely a keysters, not to mention the plays he broke more time on the ice for both practices and edited by Jake Schaller tough one, with four teams at the top of up. Meanwhile, the five freshmen have games. But this has not damaged the con national rankings, and there are no easy already shown they deserve to be part of the fIdenceoftheIrish. ''They are one ofthe top games in our schedule," said Schafer. "But, Notre Dame hockey tradition. ''The fresh teams in their league, so it will be a tough CROSS COUNTRY At the Notre WOMEN'S SOCCER Thenumber we expect to build on last year's perfor men have been impressive in the fIrst few game," predicted Ling. "But, I think we're Dame Invitational this past weekend, both two-ranked Irish continued their assault mance and move up in our league." No days of practice," said Schafer, naming ready to compete." the men's and women's teams ran well, on opponents last week with a 9-0 blow goaltender MattEisler anddefensemanJ us Notre Dame is looking at this game and longer the "new face" or doormat of the the men finishing first, and the women out of Loyola, and a 2-0 win over number CCRA, Notre Dame hopes to finish in the tin Theel as players to watch. ''They are still next week's contest against Waterloo as second. The 12th-ranked men's team left eight Wisconsin. Junior Michelle top five in order to gain home-ice advantage . 'breaking in' to college-level hockey, but I preparation for league play which begins on 21 other teams in the dust to take the Notre McCarthy tallied her third career hat trick for the fustround of the conference tourna- can tell they all have great careers ahead." October 28, when Lake Superior State vis Dame Invitational team championship for in the win over Loyola, while freshman Although still its Notre Dame. The Irish are looking for a the fifth year in a row. The Irish were led Holly Manthei tied an Irish single game young, this squad is repeatof~ast year's 5-4 vic!,>ry in which by senior Nate, Ruder who finished 4th record with four assists. The defense was already more expe they upset the top-ranked team on their own overall with a time of 24:38.1. Notre solid again, blanking opponents for the rienced than last ice. However, Lake S uperior will not be the Dame's next three runners across the fin third and fourth straight games. Goal year's, which will only premier team Notre Dame will face in ish line sealed the victory. Sophomore keeper Jen Renola has posted seven shut prove beneficial in the fIrst half of the season. In addition to Matt Althoff finished 10th, just under the outs in her last 12 games. the close games the!r game against Western Michigan, the 25 minute mark. He was followed by Joe Dunlopp who finished 11 tho Senior John MEN'S SOCCER It was another Cowan rounded out the Irish in the top rough week for the Notre Dame men's "Next year, we willbeatMichigan." twenty, finishing 13th. The Notre Dame soccer team, as they dropped two of three women raced to a second' place finish conference matches. The Irish again were - Coach Ric Schajer,last season behind senior Kristi Kramer., Kramer, blanked on the road, losing 2-0 to Loyola who was 8th overall, was the first Notre (ChL), before coming back home to shut Dame rlinner" across the finish line for the out Illinois-Chicago, 3-0. Two days later third straight race. Sarah Riley followed the Irish suffered an overtime loss to Wis" common to hockey. , Irish will travel to Los Angeles at the end of Close behind,' finishing 10th. The great consin-Green Bay, 2-1. Home luis been "One of our goals is Novemoorfor the Great WesternFreezeout number of runners caused the Irish diffi kind to the Irish, as all six of their victories to win as many This tournament features eastern power CUlty at the start of the race. Amy Siegel this year have come at Alumni Field. games as possible, houses, inCluding the University of Maine, and Sarah Riley were tripped up; as 148 Despite their 6-7 record, the Irish' have particularly those' national champion two years ago, and Bos runners tried to establish their position. outscored, opponents 31-12, and have tight finishes that ton University, laSt year's national runner Both the men and women will travel to posted five shutouts. The Irish have now gave us some up. Outside of this national competition, Ann Arbor, Michigan; later this week for wrapped up their MCC schedule, finish In 1992, the Irish went 7-27-2; In 1993 finished 11-22-5; trouble last season," the team's focus will be on league games, the Michigan Invitational. ing 4-4. They are 'Currently in third place Coach Schafer begins his eighth campaign behind the said junior fight which include encounters with rival Michi in the MCC's West Division. Six non Notre Dame bench with the task ofreturnlng the Irish to the wing, 6'4" Brett gan, a team upon whom the Irish are plan- GOLF The Notre Dame women's golf elite of the CCHA; league games remain for Notre Dame, Bruininks. "Weare ning'to take revenge. , team finished its fall season last weekend, including a matchup with #10 SMU to an older team with Tohelp'NotreDamegetofftoasuccess~ with a 7th-place finish at the Lady Buck morrow night at 7:30. ment at the end of the season. moreexperi.enceandagoodgi'oupoffresh~ ful start, the arena has a new, inspiratio~al eye Fall Invitational at Ohio State. The The main reason for Notre Dame's u~ men, which adds up to a better team over- look. ''The new boards and field house give msh, who shot 1001 as a team, were only ward momentum is the influx of young all," he continued. As for the mental atti~ added excitement to our players and will be eight strokes behind fifth-placed Purdue. Predictions talent This year' s roster of26 includes only tude of the players, "we will have more .. moreenjoyableforourfans,"notedScluUer. Senior Kate Shannon finished in eighth Kennedy's Kall: The fIred-up Fighting Irish dance over the Cougars in nearly every five seniors. There are 21 juniors, sopho confidence going into gam~, especially Last.season, home game attendance 'aver place to lead the Irish out of 240 golfers. mores and freshmen. In fact, Notre Dame's after last year's peiformances," said Ling. aged abOut 1,400 fans, while road games aspect The Irish defense holds Walsh to under 300 yards pass.ing, hitting the Cougars Shannon closed her fall season with an hard and causing four turnovers. Holtz's revamped offense leads to two catches for , best overall player is junior Jamie Ling; "We proved we can play 'on any level." drew close to 5,000, one discouragirig fig~ 80.85 average just ahead of Julie Melby McBride, and Cikai Champion has a catch as well. Kinder trots for over 100 yards Notre Dame's Most Valuable Player as a Now, the Irish want to prove they caD win. -urein plentY ofpositives~ Stands filled with (82.2). Freshman Katie King had an im again, and Powlus and Mayes put on a show. Notre Dame 41, BYU 20. freshman and leading scorer for the past Schafer considers his team capable of a ' frenzied fans' coUld be a new feature to the pressive fall; finishing with a 82.62 aver Schaller'S Schot: BYU, led by quarterback John Walsh, torches the Notre Dame two seasons. Second-year centers Brian winning seasOn, but it will not be the work team this year~ But regardless, tomorrow age; Notre Dame<,y-lilI be -idle until the secondary for 300 yards. However, turnovers are costly for the Cougars, as they McCarthy and Terry Lorenz, and ofjust a few key players. "w.eare~ota team night the Irish will sharpen their blades, and spring.' defensemen Ben Nelson and Bryan Welch of stars. Success is a collective effort," thepuck will be dropped on a fresh hockey give the ball away three times. The Irish capitalize, turning all three BYU miscues look to repeat their stellar debuts of last Schafer said. - season. '0 into scores. Powlus bounces back, Kinder gets 100 yard game number five, and season •. . The journey to success embarkstomor.; Oscar McBride catches his first touchdown of the year. Notre Dame 31, BYU 17 . :1' ::'1' 14 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 I' S'CHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13,199'4 15 :ih I .' _ -- _.' ,,_ I '. _ , .. '".'_~ ___~ ___ ' ... ,_~ ______~ . ------, ., " 'r • ~'. - ~, • . I. • " ~ • _ • '. : '. '. .' • ': " '" \' , . • . ,.' " . • • • . • , .. ,:' '. I' '. • • _ I . .' ~. . .'

Michigan in front of 20,000 wild Michigan At6'3",both McCarthy and Lorenz have row night when Notre Dame's preparation fans at the Pontiac Silverdome. "Next year, the size to grind in the corners as well as the is put to the test for the fIrst time in the 1994- we will beat them," vowed Head Hockey hands to make the eye-opening pass or goal. 1995 season. Although the team has been SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX Coach Ric Schafer at the end of last season. While Nelson's forte is speed and quick training and conditioning since the start of Only the second coach during the modern ness, Welch is a heavyweight who will hit school, they have only been skating for two A roundup of the week in sports era, Schafer, who played under Smith in the anything that moves, as last year he planted weeks. The opponent, a Canadian team early 70s, knows what it takes to produce a more than his share of opponents on their from Antigonish, Nova Scotia, has had October 4 to October 11 winner. "Our conference is definitely a keysters, not to mention the plays he broke more time on the ice for both practices and edited by Jake Schaller tough one, with four teams at the top of up. Meanwhile, the five freshmen have games. But this has not damaged the con national rankings, and there are no easy already shown they deserve to be part of the fIdenceoftheIrish. ''They are one ofthe top games in our schedule," said Schafer. "But, Notre Dame hockey tradition. ''The fresh teams in their league, so it will be a tough CROSS COUNTRY At the Notre WOMEN'S SOCCER Thenumber we expect to build on last year's perfor men have been impressive in the fIrst few game," predicted Ling. "But, I think we're Dame Invitational this past weekend, both two-ranked Irish continued their assault mance and move up in our league." No days of practice," said Schafer, naming ready to compete." the men's and women's teams ran well, on opponents last week with a 9-0 blow goaltender MattEisler anddefensemanJ us Notre Dame is looking at this game and longer the "new face" or doormat of the the men finishing first, and the women out of Loyola, and a 2-0 win over number CCRA, Notre Dame hopes to finish in the tin Theel as players to watch. ''They are still next week's contest against Waterloo as second. The 12th-ranked men's team left eight Wisconsin. Junior Michelle top five in order to gain home-ice advantage . 'breaking in' to college-level hockey, but I preparation for league play which begins on 21 other teams in the dust to take the Notre McCarthy tallied her third career hat trick for the fustround of the conference tourna- can tell they all have great careers ahead." October 28, when Lake Superior State vis Dame Invitational team championship for in the win over Loyola, while freshman Although still its Notre Dame. The Irish are looking for a the fifth year in a row. The Irish were led Holly Manthei tied an Irish single game young, this squad is repeatof~ast year's 5-4 vic!,>ry in which by senior Nate, Ruder who finished 4th record with four assists. The defense was already more expe they upset the top-ranked team on their own overall with a time of 24:38.1. Notre solid again, blanking opponents for the rienced than last ice. However, Lake S uperior will not be the Dame's next three runners across the fin third and fourth straight games. Goal year's, which will only premier team Notre Dame will face in ish line sealed the victory. Sophomore keeper Jen Renola has posted seven shut prove beneficial in the fIrst half of the season. In addition to Matt Althoff finished 10th, just under the outs in her last 12 games. the close games the!r game against Western Michigan, the 25 minute mark. He was followed by Joe Dunlopp who finished 11 tho Senior John MEN'S SOCCER It was another Cowan rounded out the Irish in the top rough week for the Notre Dame men's "Next year, we willbeatMichigan." twenty, finishing 13th. The Notre Dame soccer team, as they dropped two of three women raced to a second' place finish conference matches. The Irish again were - Coach Ric Schajer,last season behind senior Kristi Kramer., Kramer, blanked on the road, losing 2-0 to Loyola who was 8th overall, was the first Notre (ChL), before coming back home to shut Dame rlinner" across the finish line for the out Illinois-Chicago, 3-0. Two days later third straight race. Sarah Riley followed the Irish suffered an overtime loss to Wis" common to hockey. , Irish will travel to Los Angeles at the end of Close behind,' finishing 10th. The great consin-Green Bay, 2-1. Home luis been "One of our goals is Novemoorfor the Great WesternFreezeout number of runners caused the Irish diffi kind to the Irish, as all six of their victories to win as many This tournament features eastern power CUlty at the start of the race. Amy Siegel this year have come at Alumni Field. games as possible, houses, inCluding the University of Maine, and Sarah Riley were tripped up; as 148 Despite their 6-7 record, the Irish' have particularly those' national champion two years ago, and Bos runners tried to establish their position. outscored, opponents 31-12, and have tight finishes that ton University, laSt year's national runner Both the men and women will travel to posted five shutouts. The Irish have now gave us some up. Outside of this national competition, Ann Arbor, Michigan; later this week for wrapped up their MCC schedule, finish In 1992, the Irish went 7-27-2; In 1993 finished 11-22-5; trouble last season," the team's focus will be on league games, the Michigan Invitational. ing 4-4. They are 'Currently in third place Coach Schafer begins his eighth campaign behind the said junior fight which include encounters with rival Michi in the MCC's West Division. Six non Notre Dame bench with the task ofreturnlng the Irish to the wing, 6'4" Brett gan, a team upon whom the Irish are plan- GOLF The Notre Dame women's golf elite of the CCHA; league games remain for Notre Dame, Bruininks. "Weare ning'to take revenge. , team finished its fall season last weekend, including a matchup with #10 SMU to an older team with Tohelp'NotreDamegetofftoasuccess~ with a 7th-place finish at the Lady Buck morrow night at 7:30. ment at the end of the season. moreexperi.enceandagoodgi'oupoffresh~ ful start, the arena has a new, inspiratio~al eye Fall Invitational at Ohio State. The The main reason for Notre Dame's u~ men, which adds up to a better team over- look. ''The new boards and field house give msh, who shot 1001 as a team, were only ward momentum is the influx of young all," he continued. As for the mental atti~ added excitement to our players and will be eight strokes behind fifth-placed Purdue. Predictions talent This year' s roster of26 includes only tude of the players, "we will have more .. moreenjoyableforourfans,"notedScluUer. Senior Kate Shannon finished in eighth Kennedy's Kall: The fIred-up Fighting Irish dance over the Cougars in nearly every five seniors. There are 21 juniors, sopho confidence going into gam~, especially Last.season, home game attendance 'aver place to lead the Irish out of 240 golfers. mores and freshmen. In fact, Notre Dame's after last year's peiformances," said Ling. aged abOut 1,400 fans, while road games aspect The Irish defense holds Walsh to under 300 yards pass.ing, hitting the Cougars Shannon closed her fall season with an hard and causing four turnovers. Holtz's revamped offense leads to two catches for , best overall player is junior Jamie Ling; "We proved we can play 'on any level." drew close to 5,000, one discouragirig fig~ 80.85 average just ahead of Julie Melby McBride, and Cikai Champion has a catch as well. Kinder trots for over 100 yards Notre Dame's Most Valuable Player as a Now, the Irish want to prove they caD win. -urein plentY ofpositives~ Stands filled with (82.2). Freshman Katie King had an im again, and Powlus and Mayes put on a show. Notre Dame 41, BYU 20. freshman and leading scorer for the past Schafer considers his team capable of a ' frenzied fans' coUld be a new feature to the pressive fall; finishing with a 82.62 aver Schaller'S Schot: BYU, led by quarterback John Walsh, torches the Notre Dame two seasons. Second-year centers Brian winning seasOn, but it will not be the work team this year~ But regardless, tomorrow age; Notre Dame<,y-lilI be -idle until the secondary for 300 yards. However, turnovers are costly for the Cougars, as they McCarthy and Terry Lorenz, and ofjust a few key players. "w.eare~ota team night the Irish will sharpen their blades, and spring.' defensemen Ben Nelson and Bryan Welch of stars. Success is a collective effort," thepuck will be dropped on a fresh hockey give the ball away three times. The Irish capitalize, turning all three BYU miscues look to repeat their stellar debuts of last Schafer said. - season. '0 into scores. Powlus bounces back, Kinder gets 100 yard game number five, and season •. . The journey to success embarkstomor.; Oscar McBride catches his first touchdown of the year. Notre Dame 31, BYU 17 . :1' ::'1' 14 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 I' S'CHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13,199'4 15 :ih I .' _ -- _.' ,,_ I '. _ , .. '".'_~ ___~ ___ ' ... ,_~ ______~ . ------, ' "., ',' , " . '~ ,", '" . . ' , ,', • , ' • • ." '.," . I , ' ". ~. , , . • .' , • ,." ,,' - .. . -( ., ,. - '\------at's Going d Closed Doors The Faculty Senate is looldng for answers after an associate provost is dismissed andhis successor is made vice-president under questionable .circumstances

that there was a crisis, but that he couldn't elaborate," said Father -five years is a long time. In fact, 35 years represents to leave?'" commented O'Meara. be trained to assume the presidency. At the same press conference Richard McBrien, Crowley-O' Brien-Walter professor of theology the longest tenure of any major college or university ThatexpIanation covers the departure of the provost himself, but during which Stephen announced Father Hesburgh's agreement to n and chaimian of the Faculty Senate: president in the history of American higher education. And why are three of his immediate associates leaving or already gone? remain as president, he also announced that Father Malloy would "If Ollie Williams hadn't been a priest, this would never have' that record is held by Father Theodore Hesburgh, C.S.C. "Roger has been talking of retiring to do research for several years, become vice-president and associate provost, Father William been handled this way by the administration. But since he is aHoly In his 35 years at the helm, Father Hesburgh instituted and but there is a bit of a relationship between our departures," said Beauchamp, C.S.C., would, become administrative assistant to administered countless changes in the operation and organization O'Meara of the announced retirement of Senior Associate Provost Executive Vice-President Father Edmund Joyce, C.S.C., Father Cross priest, the administration has felt free to sweep him and this of the University of Notre Dame; But the two changes which Roger Schmitz, who is the Keanng-Crawford professor of chemi- David Tyson, C.S.C, would become executive assistant to Father whole thing under the rug," said one source from within the affected the governance of the university more than any other were cal engineering. \ Hesburgh, and Father Ernest Bartell, C.S.C., would becomeexecu Congregation of Holy Cross. "My father always taught me, if you don't have something nice the creation of the Board of Trustees, and the creation of the office "He is nationally well-known and well-respected forhis research tive director of the Kellogg Institute for International Studies. to say, don't say anything. I made my opinion about the whole ofprovo$t The Board of Trustees became the ultimate goverriing and scholarship in chemical engineering, and he's had a desire to By giving top-level appointments to these four priests, the Board situation clear to the Holy Cross priests of the campus in a letter body over the university, and the provost became the chief aca go back to that for awhile, but Dr. O'Meara kept requesting that he of Trustees was introducing younger Holy Cross priests into the 30- which I wrote to all of them , so they all know how !feel. But at this demic officer of Ute university. stay on as associate provost," explained Father Edward Malloy, year-old Hesburgh administration. And eventually, the Board time, I'm really not comfortable speaking publicly. about the ' It is the provost who is in charge of all academic affairs at Notre C.S.C., university president "I check with each of our officers wow,d choose, the president and top administrators from these matter," said Father Williams. Dame, setting academic policy every year about their plans, ranks. Father Malloy became Though Father Williams and curriculum; hiring, firing and and for three or four years, Dr. president, Father Beauchamp be seems content to leave thePro guiding the members of the fac C1uu'les has said that she would came executive vice-president, vost Office quietly and return ulty. In the academic affairs of like to retire soon," continued Father Tyson became president to the College of Business Ad the university, the provost is sec- Father Malloy about Associate of the University of Portland, ministration, Father McBrien ond only to the president in au- -'-"-- Provost IsabelCharles. and Father Bartell has remained and the Faculty Senate have thority,govemingwithpresiden- _ Both Schmitz and Charles at the Kellogg Institute~ taken up this issue as grounds tial advice and consent, and With: will complete their terms in While 'the agreement for Fa on which to call the adminis the assistance of four associate office at the end of this year. therHesburghto stay on aspresi tration to accountability. "As provosts. However, it is the departure of dent was largely worked out be Faculty Senate chairman, I'm When Father Hesburgh cre the ,third associate provost tween Father Hesburgh himself not going to stand for a lack of ated the office, he made Father which has stirred controversy. and Stephep., ,the pian to place truthfulnessorpress-releasean James Burtchaell, C.S.C., thefirst FatherOliverWilliams,C.S.C., the four priests into new posi swers when an honest answer provost of Notre Dame. After a was appointed associate 'pro tions was the work of Stephen is due. No one should have dispute with the Board of Trust vostin 1987. At the end of the and then-Holy Cross Provincial hidden agendas," said Father ees, Father Burtchaell stepped lastacademicyear,inlateApril, Father Richard Warner, C.S:C. down in 1977. A year later, , it was announced that Father McBrien. . Father Hesburgh named Dr. Timo . Williamshadresignedandthat . liver Williams made The hidden agenda to which thy O'Meara, Kenna professor of mathematics, the second provost Father Timothy Scully, C.S.C., had been appointed to fill his O way for the exposure of younger Holy Cross priests to the Father McBrien refers is the opinion among some members of the of Notre Dame, and it is O'Meara who is still provost today. position. , "administration of the university ," said O'Meara of Father facultY that Father Scully was installed as an associate provost and However, that will soon change. After a term in office which has Williams' departure. However, Fath,er Williams' successor, Fa- vice-president to make him an attractive candidate for the presi- . been unprecedented in length, both at Notre Dameandforprovosts 't position was created in 1982 when the coming retire- ther Scully, was appointed not only associate provost, but he was dency when Father Malloy steps down. "People would say that across the country, O'Meara will step down in 1996. But the ' , ment of Father Hesburgh required that younger Holy Cross also made a vice-president of the university .. The controversy in there is a real intention to put Father Scully on a fast track. Too 'E, changes in his office are not limited to his retirement Of the four , " priests be given expOsure to leadership positions," said this matter has arisen from the apparent haste with which Father many a,dministrative decisions have been made outside theregular associate provosts, three have announced their own resignations or O'Meara. It was in 1982, after 30 years as president, that Father Williams stepped down (or was dismissed), and the fact thatFather: channels which involve faculty input," Father McBrien continued. have already resigned. Hesburgh expressed to- the Board of Trustees his wish to retire. Scillly waS made a vice-president' While the perception exists that Father Scully is being groomed The departure of four out of five academic officers has not only Chairman of the Board Edmund Stephen requested that Father It has been reported that Father Williams had an agreement with for higher office, the ultimate issue of contention between the been unusual, but it has also been the source of questions on the part Hesburgh stay on as president for another five years so that a the provost that he would be given one year's notice before having faculty and the administration in this matter surrounds how an of the faculty. "I'm leaving the position because I'm old! And I competent,successor from the Congregation of Holy Cross might to step down;-l;Io\yever, Father Williams was tOld in late April of administrator was dismissed and the process by which a new merely announcect that I'm leaving in two years now because a lot this year that his successor would be announced in two weeks and academic office was created and filled. In a resolution drafted by .that he had to resign by July 1. "Father Williams went to Father the Faculty Senate, the Senate expressed "grave concern that the of people who know my age and who know th'atIdo not believe that by Mark J. Mitchell IV faculty should serve past 70 have been asking, 'Wh~n is Tim going Malloy and asked him why he had to resign. FatherMalloytoldhim spirit if not the letter of the Academic Articles was broken in the 17 16 S C H 0 LAS TI C MAG A Z I N E - 0 C TO ~ E R 1 3, 1 9 9 4 . SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE.- OCTOBER 13, 1994

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I ','- ' process of the creation and appointment of this position." Further, anywhere in evidence, it was Father Warner (Provincial at the time) boredom and disdain. As art, some 0 the Senate has expressed its grave concern to the Board of Trustees who was part of the original deal to place younger Holy Cross those up front were expressing more inter that a major academic office was filled with no meaningful faculty priests in leadership positions so as to prepare at least one of them est in the marijuana bust in row four than input While there is no doubt that the Board of Trustees acted for the presidency. Further, after Father Malloy assumed the what was transpiring on stage. One woman within its power in creating a new vice-president, the Faculty presidency, Father Warner became Counsellor to the President, a even managed to fall asleep directly in front Senate's concern is that the Board did not recognize the share of position which did not exist prior to the Malloy administration. Mood Indigo of the speakers, during Saliers' robotic ren responsibility accorded to the faculty. "As president, I have a responsibility to ensure that there is a ditionof "You and Me of the 10,OOOWars," A further Faculty Senate claim is that in the process by which the qualified pool of priests from the Indiana Province of the Congre Sweaty strings and Snappy the Turtle ruled the a slower number off the 1990 album No new vice-presidency was created and fIlled, many trustees did not gation of Holy Cross, from which my successor may be drawn. mads,/ndians and Saints, featured often on have any knowledge of the event until it was announced by the After seven years as president, it is the right time to begin to place night as campus favorites Indigo Girls returned Wednesday evening. administration. Documents of the Faculty Senate note that "keep young Holy Cross priests in leadership positions in order to meet To those in the netherregionsofBattIestar ing such a proposed appointment secret even from many of the future needs," said Father Malloy. Since Father Warner is Father to Stepan Center for another evening ofacoustic Stepanica, though, the show may have lost trustees is entirely inconsistent with" the Academic Articles or the Malloy's senior advisor in general matters of policy and adminis- little'of its opening spark. The music never principle of "the community's tration, and since Father Warner intimacy quite flagged in accordance with the band's mutualrespectand common con was part of the decision twelve tir~ appearance. Ray and Saliers sang cern." years ago to begin to groom I "In discussions with Tim successors to Father Hesburgh, by Josef Evans [O'Meara], it became clear to us his influence in Father Scully's i' that since Tim was retiring within !. promotion is neitherunclearnor at is this building, anyway?" two years and since Roger . inexplicable. . asked the Indigo Girls' Amy Schmitz was leaving within one W Ray as she took in the spacious year, we needed to place a new cBrien wants to acoustic nightmare that is Stepan' Center associate provost in that office. M clean Warner's with genuine puzzlement last Wednesday. Further, in order to make the . clock," said a "I think it's a spaceship," offered Emily associate provost's position more source from the Congregation Saliers, the'other half of the popular acous attractive to leaders among the of Holy Cross. "My concern tic duo. "And I'm sorry for you guys in the faculty, we decided that an addi with Father Warner is that front, because it looks like the spaceship is tional vice-presidency would be there's the appearance ofvery in order. I made these concerns leaking right now." great influence in important This moment, which provoked a laugh clear to the Academic Council policy decisions and appoint from the crowd packed into the orbiting , and to the Fellows of the university ments," said Father McBrien. Tadsen wonder for the, Indigo's sold-out concert, Powered by the huge response from the [the official leadership of the Board of Trustees], and the change "I have never had any personal problems with him, but if cleaning was one among a handful that made the through a set rooted heavily in their older enthusiasticNotreDamecrowd as the lights material (although Strange Fire, their debut was accepted without demure from either group," explained Father his clock means bringing administrators to accountability, that's evening an entertaining success. Accom Malloy. "Father Scully was placed in the position because he is right," continued Father McBrien. . dimmed for their performance, the band album, was almost completely passed over) panied only by their own acoustic guitars, launched into "Fugitive," off their latest very qualified, he was available at the time and he was willing to While the Faculty Senate has chosen to color this situation as a Ray and Saliers sang through a set that without missing a note. album Swamp Ophelia, with the appropri accept the position. It was an opportunity, not a crisis," Father crisis in the leadership of the univ.ersity, the administration claims lagged only when they strayed from the Also keeping the show alive was Ray, Malloy continued. ate mix of precision and passion that makes thatFather Williams' departure and Father Scully's promotion was intimate feel. their live show is dependent who continued to perform with surprising their concerts work. Ray, especially, deliv~ part of normal administrative opemtions. In addition, while the intensity for an artist doing her ninth show upon. ered with a fervor that lent the performance espite what the president has stated, one conclusion which Faculty Senate has claimed that the creation of a new vice in as many days. Such passionate playing D some members of the faculty have drawn from the events presidency was not legal according to the Academic Articles orthe a captivating honesty. led to three broken strings and shirt full of ''They always play 'The Wood Song' of this case is that some elem~nt :.within the highest Board's by-laws, the administration has stated that all the changes sweat by the concert' s close. Saliers, mean second," mentioned the seasoned Indigo university administration decided to place Father Scully in an were approved by the Academic Council, and more importantly , by Some of those up front while, never managed to display a drop of Girls fanatic beside me, who mentioned (at office from which it would be possible to move him to even higher the Fellows of the university, the ultimate policy-setting and perspiration, though she did break a real administrative positions (if not the presidency). This idea was then decision-making body at Notre Dame. were expressing more length) before the concert how he had been smile as the show approached its conclu following the band for a year now, la The made reality by winning the approval of key trustees and keeping It must be noted that the one matter on which both sides agree is a sion. interest in the Grateful Dead. "Always," hereitemted with other members of the Board out of the decision-making process. the competence of Father Scully. No one has questioned whether Even in the mediocre midsection of the "What's really going on here is that there's some tension ordivision he is qualified to be vice-president and associate provost a disturbing seriousness. . set, though, there were highlights and mo (narijuana bust in row True to form, the Girls moved right into in the Holy Cross community, and it's spilling over to the univer ''The people on both sides of this issue are never going to agree. mentsoftrueentertainment Uptemponum the aforementioned tune and played with sity. It's not just non-Holy Cross people that are putting the heat on The administration of Notre Dame has, since the foundation of the four than what was bers ruled the day, with "Joking," "Ham the administration - there are a number of Holy Cross priests university, made policy"decisions and administrative changes equally engaging abandon. Unfortunately, mer and a Nail" and ''The Power of Two" the spirit faded as they moved on, causing a concerned about what's going on in the university at higher within a small leadership group and often behind closed doors. transpiring onstage. drawing the loudest cheers and the greatest slight and surprising air of disinterest even administrative levels," said Father McBrien. One such concerned That's the wayit's.always been," said oile Holy Cross priest. "And remembrance of lyrics among those sing One woman even in this nest of mbid followers. . Holy Cross priest, who prefers to remain anonymous now, wrote the Faculty Senate has always been prone to seeing everything the ing along. ~'The Power of Two," with its Saliers,in particular, appeared to grow a letter to Father Malloy implying that the influence of Father administratio does as a conspimcy. Maybe they're both wrong, tired, phone-commercial lyrics and eleva I1 managed}o fall asleep more and more disinterested as the show Beauchamp and Father Warner constituted a shadow government but this is only one more battle in the long-waged war between the tor-friendly instrumentatio~, was especially progressed. She stared off blankly during operating within the .administration of Notre Dame, confmned faculty and the Main Building." O. directly zn'Jront of the well-received, and found the Indigo Girls Father McBrien. Ray's solo turns and sported a look and . sailing the seas of cheese with disconcert While the influence of Father Beauchamp in such matters is not speakers. general countenance that wavered between ing ease and glee. One can only hope this is 18 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 19 process of the creation and appointment of this position." Further, anywhere in evidence, it was Father Warner (Provincial at the time) boredom and disdain. As art, some 0 the Senate has expressed its grave concern to the Board of Trustees who was part of the original deal to place younger Holy Cross those up front were expressing more inter that a major academic office was filled with no meaningful faculty priests in leadership positions so as to prepare at least one of them est in the marijuana bust in row four than input While there is no doubt that the Board of Trustees acted for the presidency. Further, after Father Malloy assumed the what was transpiring on stage. One woman within its power in creating a new vice-president, the Faculty presidency, Father Warner became Counsellor to the President, a even managed to fall asleep directly in front Senate's concern is that the Board did not recognize the share of position which did not exist prior to the Malloy administration. Mood Indigo of the speakers, during Saliers' robotic ren responsibility accorded to the faculty. "As president, I have a responsibility to ensure that there is a ditionof "You and Me of the 10,OOOWars," A further Faculty Senate claim is that in the process by which the qualified pool of priests from the Indiana Province of the Congre Sweaty strings and Snappy the Turtle ruled the a slower number off the 1990 album No new vice-presidency was created and fIlled, many trustees did not gation of Holy Cross, from which my successor may be drawn. mads,/ndians and Saints, featured often on have any knowledge of the event until it was announced by the After seven years as president, it is the right time to begin to place night as campus favorites Indigo Girls returned Wednesday evening. administration. Documents of the Faculty Senate note that "keep young Holy Cross priests in leadership positions in order to meet To those in the netherregionsofBattIestar ing such a proposed appointment secret even from many of the future needs," said Father Malloy. Since Father Warner is Father to Stepan Center for another evening ofacoustic Stepanica, though, the show may have lost trustees is entirely inconsistent with" the Academic Articles or the Malloy's senior advisor in general matters of policy and adminis- little'of its opening spark. The music never principle of "the community's tration, and since Father Warner intimacy quite flagged in accordance with the band's mutualrespectand common con was part of the decision twelve tir~ appearance. Ray and Saliers sang cern." years ago to begin to groom I "In discussions with Tim successors to Father Hesburgh, by Josef Evans [O'Meara], it became clear to us his influence in Father Scully's i' that since Tim was retiring within !. promotion is neitherunclearnor at is this building, anyway?" two years and since Roger . inexplicable. . asked the Indigo Girls' Amy Schmitz was leaving within one W Ray as she took in the spacious year, we needed to place a new cBrien wants to acoustic nightmare that is Stepan' Center associate provost in that office. M clean Warner's with genuine puzzlement last Wednesday. Further, in order to make the . clock," said a "I think it's a spaceship," offered Emily associate provost's position more source from the Congregation Saliers, the'other half of the popular acous attractive to leaders among the of Holy Cross. "My concern tic duo. "And I'm sorry for you guys in the faculty, we decided that an addi with Father Warner is that front, because it looks like the spaceship is tional vice-presidency would be there's the appearance ofvery in order. I made these concerns leaking right now." great influence in important This moment, which provoked a laugh clear to the Academic Council policy decisions and appoint from the crowd packed into the orbiting , and to the Fellows of the university ments," said Father McBrien. Tadsen wonder for the, Indigo's sold-out concert, Powered by the huge response from the [the official leadership of the Board of Trustees], and the change "I have never had any personal problems with him, but if cleaning was one among a handful that made the through a set rooted heavily in their older enthusiasticNotreDamecrowd as the lights material (although Strange Fire, their debut was accepted without demure from either group," explained Father his clock means bringing administrators to accountability, that's evening an entertaining success. Accom Malloy. "Father Scully was placed in the position because he is right," continued Father McBrien. . dimmed for their performance, the band album, was almost completely passed over) panied only by their own acoustic guitars, launched into "Fugitive," off their latest very qualified, he was available at the time and he was willing to While the Faculty Senate has chosen to color this situation as a Ray and Saliers sang through a set that without missing a note. album Swamp Ophelia, with the appropri accept the position. It was an opportunity, not a crisis," Father crisis in the leadership of the univ.ersity, the administration claims lagged only when they strayed from the Also keeping the show alive was Ray, Malloy continued. ate mix of precision and passion that makes thatFather Williams' departure and Father Scully's promotion was intimate feel. their live show is dependent who continued to perform with surprising their concerts work. Ray, especially, deliv~ part of normal administrative opemtions. In addition, while the intensity for an artist doing her ninth show upon. ered with a fervor that lent the performance espite what the president has stated, one conclusion which Faculty Senate has claimed that the creation of a new vice in as many days. Such passionate playing D some members of the faculty have drawn from the events presidency was not legal according to the Academic Articles orthe a captivating honesty. led to three broken strings and shirt full of ''They always play 'The Wood Song' of this case is that some elem~nt :.within the highest Board's by-laws, the administration has stated that all the changes sweat by the concert' s close. Saliers, mean second," mentioned the seasoned Indigo university administration decided to place Father Scully in an were approved by the Academic Council, and more importantly , by Some of those up front while, never managed to display a drop of Girls fanatic beside me, who mentioned (at office from which it would be possible to move him to even higher the Fellows of the university, the ultimate policy-setting and perspiration, though she did break a real administrative positions (if not the presidency). This idea was then decision-making body at Notre Dame. were expressing more length) before the concert how he had been smile as the show approached its conclu following the band for a year now, la The made reality by winning the approval of key trustees and keeping It must be noted that the one matter on which both sides agree is a sion. interest in the Grateful Dead. "Always," hereitemted with other members of the Board out of the decision-making process. the competence of Father Scully. No one has questioned whether Even in the mediocre midsection of the "What's really going on here is that there's some tension ordivision he is qualified to be vice-president and associate provost a disturbing seriousness. . set, though, there were highlights and mo (narijuana bust in row True to form, the Girls moved right into in the Holy Cross community, and it's spilling over to the univer ''The people on both sides of this issue are never going to agree. mentsoftrueentertainment Uptemponum the aforementioned tune and played with sity. It's not just non-Holy Cross people that are putting the heat on The administration of Notre Dame has, since the foundation of the four than what was bers ruled the day, with "Joking," "Ham the administration - there are a number of Holy Cross priests university, made policy"decisions and administrative changes equally engaging abandon. Unfortunately, mer and a Nail" and ''The Power of Two" the spirit faded as they moved on, causing a concerned about what's going on in the university at higher within a small leadership group and often behind closed doors. transpiring onstage. drawing the loudest cheers and the greatest slight and surprising air of disinterest even administrative levels," said Father McBrien. One such concerned That's the wayit's.always been," said oile Holy Cross priest. "And remembrance of lyrics among those sing One woman even in this nest of mbid followers. . Holy Cross priest, who prefers to remain anonymous now, wrote the Faculty Senate has always been prone to seeing everything the ing along. ~'The Power of Two," with its Saliers,in particular, appeared to grow a letter to Father Malloy implying that the influence of Father administratio does as a conspimcy. Maybe they're both wrong, tired, phone-commercial lyrics and eleva I1 managed}o fall asleep more and more disinterested as the show Beauchamp and Father Warner constituted a shadow government but this is only one more battle in the long-waged war between the tor-friendly instrumentatio~, was especially progressed. She stared off blankly during operating within the .administration of Notre Dame, confmned faculty and the Main Building." O. directly zn'Jront of the well-received, and found the Indigo Girls Father McBrien. Ray's solo turns and sported a look and . sailing the seas of cheese with disconcert While the influence of Father Beauchamp in such matters is not speakers. general countenance that wavered between ing ease and glee. One can only hope this is 18 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTOBER 13, 1994 19 !.S:~"""""""~""~~======"""i&"""iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii""1I1I1I1I :'i _------ii' style and toss out the official BandDe Soleil i: h~ding~ew m. Unfortunately, the audience control. Ray, on the other was particularly appealing, Ii mIght disagree. hand, ripped through her sec- as was "Ain't Nobody," condoms before heading offstage to con [II. It may have only been excitement at tion of the song, tearing her which brought the audience siderableresponse. To others, she achieved nearly being done, but the show picked up strings and repeating the to their feet and induced a a certain degree of cool, smoking a~igarette tremendously in terms ofenergy level as the same raw chords with a reck sing-along on the chorus. throughout by putting it just above the band m?ved into their last lap. Morelikely, less abandon that Saliers Adding to the fun was her fretboard of her guitar during her solos, the audience's sudden reawakening at the joined in on to bring the song pet plastic reptile Snappy, letting the hot ashes fall unnoticed on her sound ?f favorites such as "Galileo" gave to a shattering fInish. , who provoked a cry of fIngers as she played. Whatever the re the~digosarefreshedenthusiasm that was The confused silence and "SNAPPY LIVES!" from sponse, it kept the crowd attentive, and unffilstakably genuine by the time they murmurs that fell over the somewhere back around the judging from the large, group of people walked off with their final "Thanks, y' all" audience dur4Ig the lengthy, sickbay. gathered around the band's merchandise (finaltallyforthenight:22"Thanks y'all"s somewhat surreal mono- Band De Soleil, on the table, made them a few new fans. 14 "Y'all are great"s). " logue by Ray that she closed other hand, packed an elec Three andahalfhours after the lights first . R~turning to the stage amidst a sea of by exhorting them to "not tric shot to the gut that ini dimmed, a happily entertained crowd filed crrcling arms, as the Notre Dame students complacent" quickly disap- tially set the crowd back in ()ut into a freezing South Bend fall evening. The surprise is that the Indigo Girls seemed the lunar explorer with a proionged pearedasthebandbegan surprise, but soon had them ~~ to share their feeling. "It's a fun spaceship o usually reserved for the wait preceding most popular tune, returning to their feet for a a hom ki to Fine.," Joined onstage by Amy Ray, the other half of the band performs Saliers surveys the audience as she sings through fmale accompanied by the you've got here," said Saliers before they .t rythe-gam. e ckoff,thetwowomengave both of their opening acts with the hi'onest ntensity that eventually made the "Fugitive," the evening's opening number. leapt into "Closer to Fine," to which Ray I eve mg and provided an encore that ' concert a succ Indigo Girls themselves. {; Janet McLauglin and Band ess~ chimed in, "Yeah, we'llseey'allnextyear." was . ar :md away the highlight of the - _\ Led by a powerful (and un evenmg. 'Touch Me Fall," off their latest, De ~oleil, the Indigo Girls met the crowd's returned. for an uncharacteristic second en- song even they admitted they didn't really abashedly sexual) performance from singer If the spirit with which the following num began predictably enough, but soon disinte- ~xcItement level and appeared for the fIrst core. 1?is nearly sent thefaithful Indigohead know. and guitarist Michelle Malone, the band's ber was played returns with them, one can grated into an all-out guitar frenzy that time to really beenjoying themselves. Sing- at.mysIdetotheemergencyroomforheart Preceding their show were a pair of open- Melissa Etheridge-ish sound was impres only hope that's true. 0 owed more to Sonic Youth and the blues ing full-heartedly and playfully romping failure, as ~eexclaimedrepeatedly, 'They , ing bands,_with extremely distinct styles. sive. Carrying a stage persona that had than folk .and ultra-light adult contempo- around the stage with their cohorts, the" never do thislTh~y .never do this!" to any Janet McLaughlin provided the crew of the everyone around me talking, Malone may SUB brings another major act to Stepan ' ~. S~ers gave her best Eric Clapton group left the audience on a high that nearly , onearoundandwIlh~gto~stenwithequal USS Stepanprise with a pleasant, if unre- , have put off some of the more conservative Nov. 10, as Toad the Wet Sprocket returns unpresslOn, rolling through an extended had Space Shuttle Stepan ready for liftoff~ ~azement. Irtkeepmg. WIth the spirit 'of markable, collection of solo acoustic num members of the crowd, as she managed to to campus in a much larger venue. They solo with im ressive 'rowess and ti ht The fun was contagious, and the band thingsth~yne~erdo, SaliersandRayended bers. 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Ray, on the other was particularly appealing, Ii mIght disagree. hand, ripped through her sec- as was "Ain't Nobody," condoms before heading offstage to con [II. It may have only been excitement at tion of the song, tearing her which brought the audience siderableresponse. To others, she achieved nearly being done, but the show picked up strings and repeating the to their feet and induced a a certain degree of cool, smoking a~igarette tremendously in terms ofenergy level as the same raw chords with a reck sing-along on the chorus. throughout by putting it just above the band m?ved into their last lap. Morelikely, less abandon that Saliers Adding to the fun was her fretboard of her guitar during her solos, the audience's sudden reawakening at the joined in on to bring the song pet plastic reptile Snappy, letting the hot ashes fall unnoticed on her sound ?f favorites such as "Galileo" gave to a shattering fInish. , who provoked a cry of fIngers as she played. Whatever the re the~digosarefreshedenthusiasm that was The confused silence and "SNAPPY LIVES!" from sponse, it kept the crowd attentive, and unffilstakably genuine by the time they murmurs that fell over the somewhere back around the judging from the large, group of people walked off with their final "Thanks, y' all" audience dur4Ig the lengthy, sickbay. gathered around the band's merchandise (finaltallyforthenight:22"Thanks y'all"s somewhat surreal mono- Band De Soleil, on the table, made them a few new fans. 14 "Y'all are great"s). " logue by Ray that she closed other hand, packed an elec Three andahalfhours after the lights first . R~turning to the stage amidst a sea of by exhorting them to "not tric shot to the gut that ini dimmed, a happily entertained crowd filed crrcling arms, as the Notre Dame students complacent" quickly disap- tially set the crowd back in ()ut into a freezing South Bend fall evening. The surprise is that the Indigo Girls seemed the lunar explorer with a proionged pearedasthebandbegan surprise, but soon had them ~~ to share their feeling. "It's a fun spaceship o usually reserved for the wait preceding most popular tune, returning to their feet for a a hom ki to Fine.," Joined onstage by Amy Ray, the other half of the band performs Saliers surveys the audience as she sings through fmale accompanied by the you've got here," said Saliers before they .t rythe-gam. e ckoff,thetwowomengave both of their opening acts with the hi'onest ntensity that eventually made the "Fugitive," the evening's opening number. leapt into "Closer to Fine," to which Ray I eve mg and provided an encore that ' concert a succ Indigo Girls themselves. {; Janet McLauglin and Band ess~ chimed in, "Yeah, we'llseey'allnextyear." was . ar :md away the highlight of the - _\ Led by a powerful (and un evenmg. 'Touch Me Fall," off their latest, De ~oleil, the Indigo Girls met the crowd's returned. for an uncharacteristic second en- song even they admitted they didn't really abashedly sexual) performance from singer If the spirit with which the following num began predictably enough, but soon disinte- ~xcItement level and appeared for the fIrst core. 1?is nearly sent thefaithful Indigohead know. and guitarist Michelle Malone, the band's ber was played returns with them, one can grated into an all-out guitar frenzy that time to really beenjoying themselves. Sing- at.mysIdetotheemergencyroomforheart Preceding their show were a pair of open- Melissa Etheridge-ish sound was impres only hope that's true. 0 owed more to Sonic Youth and the blues ing full-heartedly and playfully romping failure, as ~eexclaimedrepeatedly, 'They , ing bands,_with extremely distinct styles. sive. Carrying a stage persona that had than folk .and ultra-light adult contempo- around the stage with their cohorts, the" never do thislTh~y .never do this!" to any Janet McLaughlin provided the crew of the everyone around me talking, Malone may SUB brings another major act to Stepan ' ~. S~ers gave her best Eric Clapton group left the audience on a high that nearly , onearoundandwIlh~gto~stenwithequal USS Stepanprise with a pleasant, if unre- , have put off some of the more conservative Nov. 10, as Toad the Wet Sprocket returns unpresslOn, rolling through an extended had Space Shuttle Stepan ready for liftoff~ ~azement. Irtkeepmg. WIth the spirit 'of markable, collection of solo acoustic num members of the crowd, as she managed to to campus in a much larger venue. They solo with im ressive 'rowess and ti ht The fun was contagious, and the band thingsth~yne~erdo, SaliersandRayended bers. 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,.il!:,' ' , , Con1.ing 'I !! I Distractions I' The Week in Sports On the Silver Screen Football: Notre Dame vs. BYU, Sat., 12:35 p.m., Notre LaFortune: "Silence of the Lambs," Thurs., 8:00 & 10:30 I ' Dame Stadium. p.m., Montgomery Theater, $1. Swimming: Notre Dame vs. BYU, Fri., 5:00 p.m., Rolfs Cushing: "City Slickers II," Fri. & Sat., 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Aquatic Center. Auditorium, $2. Soccer: ND men vs. University of Illinois-Chicago, Fri., 7:30 Snite: Annenberg Auditorium, $2. p.m., Alumni Field. ' "Blue," Fri.-Sat., 7:30 & 9:45 p.m. ND men vs. Bowling Green, Sun., 1:00 p.m., Alumni Field. "Singin' in the Rain," Mon., 7:00 p.m. Hockey: Notre Dame vs. St. Francis, Fri., 7:00 p.m., JACC "Movie Cameraffriumph," Mon., 9:00 p.m. Rink.,.- "8 1/2,"Tues., 7:00 p.m. University Park West: 2n-7336. "Fresh," R, 2:15, 4:40, 7:15,9:45. "Only You,""PG, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. ! ! "The Mask," PG-13, 2:30, 5:00. Cultural Connection ''Terminal Velocity," PG-13, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00,9:20. Concert: Shenanigans, Sat., 10:00 a.m., North Dome, JACC. University Park East: 277-7336. Play: "Waiting for Godot," Wed.-Sun., 8:00 p.m., Sun., 2:30 "Jason's Lyric," R, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. p.m., W"i'shington Hall, $7. "The Specialist," R, 1:45, 4:20,7:20,9:50. Historical Walking Tour: Fri., 3:00 p.m., Main Gate. "The Mask," PG-13, 2:20, 4:45. Acoustic Cafe: Thurs., 9:00 p.m., Huddle. "The River Wild," R, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40. Lectures: "Fuerzas en Conflicto," Jose Miguel Oviedo, Fri., "Time Cop," R, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 9:45. 12:15 p.m., Room C-103, Hesburgh Center. Town & Country: 259-9090. "Myth and Revisionism in Irish History," Emmet Larkin, Fri., "Clear and Present Danger," PG-13, 7:15, 10:00. 4:15 p.m., Lounge, Hesburgh Library. "Forrest Gumpj" PG-13, 6:45,9:45. "AIDS: Past, Present and Future,"David Curran, Ph.D., "The sCout," PG-13, 4:45. Sat., 8:30 a.m., Cushing Auditorium. , "Quiz Show," PG-13, 4:00, 7:00,10:00. Open House: Wed, 3:00 p.m., Women's Resource Center.

SaintMary~ Colle~ , Concert: "A Tribute to Women in Music," Fri., 8:00 p.m., O'Laughlin Auditorium. Soccer: SMC vs. Rockford College, Sun., I 2:00 p.m., Soccer Field, SMC. Folk Dancing: Fri., 7:30 p.m., Clubhouse. Contemporary Music Ensemble: "Con Tempo," Sun., 2:00 p.m., Moreau Little Theatre, SMC. il Film: "Sugar Hill," Thurs.-Fri., 7:00 & 9:30 p.m., Caroll Auditorium, SMC. ~ I Exhibitions: "(Dis)Connections; Exploring I Cultural Identity, " Hammes and Little :1 Theatre Galleries, SMC.

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the Gipper got his ndiana must be the most conservative state in the U.S. The Indiana Daily Student reports that high school students at Hanover I Central High School, in Cedar Lake, Indiana, walked out of school in protest to the administration's policy on earrings for male students. The rules state that no male student may wear more than two earrings. A f(fw weeks ago, a student was suspended , ! , for wearing !Dore than two, and about 60 classmates staged a protest on his behalf. But it didn't turn out to be quite the peace, love j' and happiness experience they were hoping for. Instead, each of the students received a two-day suspension. Ahhhh, there's nothing start ? like stifling the freedom of expression, is there? ,~ Dining Out - Gator Style If you are interested in working for Scholastic The football players at the University of Florida sure know how to eat, and their biggest eater, Anthony Ingrassia, even has his own column in the student newspaper, descriptively titled "An Magazine as an assistant editor.I writer- ,I thony Digests." According to The Chronicle ofHigher Educa- South Bend may not be a cultural mecca, but it could definitely tion, in his column, which is one of the most popular on campus, be worse. The Creightonian, Creighton University's newspaper, Anthony reviews and rates local restaurants, using his own photographer, or graphic artist, recently published the top 10 fun things to do in Nebraska (yes, , personal five-helmet (as in five-star) system of rating. "Since I ;1 the entire state of Nebraska). After you read it, you might even order most of the menu at each sitting, my coverage will reflect " I think we're lu.cky to be in South Bend! a lot. A rating of five helmets means that I was drooling happily stop by our office in 303 LaFortune. all over myself as I was rolled out of the establishment," he wrote 10. Go to a,Husker game. (Be sure to wear red.) last week. Although the students love it, the column is in 9. Watch a Husker game. (Be sure to wear red.) jeopardy because the NCAA has declared it in violation of 8. Watch a Husker game at a friend's house. (Be sure to wear NCAA rules. What rules? Doesn't everyone have the right to a red.) few good meals? 7. Watch a Husker game at your other friend's house. (Be sure We are now accepting applications for: to wear red.) •••••••••••••••••• 6. Watch a Husker game at a bar. (Be sure to wear red aI)d don't forget your ID.) Okay, Notre Dame. So we lostto Boston College. It's not the Assistant News Editor 5. Pretend you are a Husker. (Be sure to wear red.) end of the world ... well maybe it is, but there are more important 4: Gather your friends together and reenact the 1994 Orange things to look forward to, right? Like midterms. They're right Bowl and pretend the Huskers made the field goal. (Red is around the comer so here are 10 more reasons to procrastinate: Assistant Campus Life Editor optional since you will need some of your friends to be the The Chronicle of Higher Education's monthly "What They're evil Florida State team that beat the beloved Huskers.) Reading on College Campuses." Have fun, if you actually have 3. Go to Carhenge in Alliance and become a transcendental Assistant Departments .Editor type. (Red is optional.) If you don't get this one, ask a a moment to spare! Domer from Nebraska to explain. 2. Study, because concentrating is easier when, the beloved 1. The Shipping News, by E. Annie Prouix 2. Like Water for Chocolate, by Laura Esquival Assistant Copy Editor ( Huskers aren't playing. (Don't wear red, it will only make 3. The Client, by John Grisham you more depressed.) 1. Sleep. (Red is optional if your Husker PJs are in the wash.) 4. Debt of Honor, by Tom Clancy 5. Forrest Gump, by Wintson Groom Can you guess what the student body's color is? "The Sea of 6. Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, by James Finn Gamer 7. Without Remorse, by Tom Clancy Red." But hey,we ac~ually have something in common with the It's not too late to get involved with the Huskers. I believe they called it "The Evil Florida State!" 8. Smila's Sense of Snow, by Peter Hoeg 9. The Celestine Prophecy, by James Redfield II 10. In the Kitchen WithRosie, by Rosie Daley I oldest college publication in the co:untry. , edited by Mary Kate Morton

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"coolness." the slogan, "My way or the highway." Yet, by Kris Kazlauskas As the fIrst day of fIrst grade arrived, I even though I commanded the spotlight casually got out of the back seat of our new , when I strolled past lunch circles, the lone recall a certain Sunday evening church burgundy Ford Granada. The timidity liness at the pinnacle of "cool" drove me to mingle with the other students. HOlJ) D/>J,~. I servicy last summer. Not too enthused present in the child ofold instantly withered HOIJ EXAC.TLY with the priest, I began thumbing upon purchase of the KISS lunch box. I I discovered that the path to any first "DID you NOT grader's heart inevitably detours, at some KNOt.) [J~D through the hymnal, imagining rap beats for walked toward the classroom, quiet confI 5~E. lJAS? such classics as "City of God," and paying dence exuding from every pore like some point, through the lunch box. To this end, I sparse attention to the droning homily in the strange phenomenon, and placed the lunch sought the companionship of my class background. Yet, as I read through the third box by the coat rack. I could hear whispers mates through food. My dad worlced for Frito-Lay at the time and was constantly song, the guilt of ignoring the priest over~ and knew instantly the topic of conversa took me long enough to hear him say, tion. As I sat down, the children around me bringing home cases of chips and other "Material goods don't make the man." Ob stared at that lunch box which silently de snacks. Coupled with the power of the viously, he never had a KISS lunch box. manded the hallowed esteem of those in its KISS lunch box, I became Kris K., "Snack The first day of kindergarten presented presence. Coolness was mine. Dealer." The girls preferred marshmallow itself as a prime opportunity to design a At lunchtime, I sat down on a bench, pies while the guys enjoyed chips and vari public image. The whole clas~ was shy, and ready to open the lunch box of cool and ous meat snacks. I didn't possess the gumption to break the stared at this precious, aluminum gem once Throughout the year, my snack dealing gradually won the class over, and the stigma mold. On top of the fa~t that we all wore more. A stage scene from a KISS concert uniforms, only a pair of kelly green Keds adorned the lid of the lunch box. On the of fear that I once lorded over them, I with a Kermit-the-Frog head emblazoned backside of this painted, metallic master exchanged for friendships. I was still as on the rubber toe of each shoe separated me piece were the pictures of each of the four cool as ever, demanding respect among the from virtual anonymity. As the school year artists. As any KISS fan would expect, this boys like Darth Vader amidst his ended, I made a vow to fInd the wild spirit included a gratuitous head shot of bassist, Stormtroopers. However,Iassumedabitof of "coolness," tame it, and teach it to obey Gene Simmons, with his mouth open and Muppet disposition. In the end, it came my every command. his cow tongue attachment dangling past down to the KISS lunch box. Along with a Hey,.I. t!-1ink +l-te cool plastic thermos, the lunch box brought . sewer+ailk. Near the endof August before first grade, his chin. Wrapping around the width of the is .full···· I began a relentless search for the one item lunch box were various concert scenes which power, fame and friendship. tv%1 . that would elevate me to a status level of captured the electricity of each moment, Pondering over the priest's homily, I If; "'q,1 which even second-graders only dreamed. spiritually charging the lunch box with a concluded that the influence of the lunch 1-=:~~iIIillD'--''----~~ . Strolling through K-Mart in a last ditch seemingly magical aura. box was an irrefutable fact. Without it, I effort for the elusive spirit of "cool," I After a few weeks, I began to look around was nothing. As I lined up for Communion, suddenly laid eyes on it - the KISS lunch at other lunch boxes. For every boy with a the realization hit me. My parents had made box. To refresh your memories, or maybe "Star Wars" box, there was a girl with a the child, and for that I am grateful, but no to enlighten you"KISS was the pioneering "Muppets" box. Had they all shopped at the one can deny that the KISS lunch box made rock-and-roll band of the late 1970s. They same store? I shook my head at the lack of the man. 0 all painted their faces, and wore that same originality these poor children possessed, face paint until somewhere around 1983, and quietly stoodmy ground as the rebel of This is a humorous colwnn. The views when they came out with an album called the lunch box society. The children of the expressed do not necessarily represent those Ii., "Unmasked." During my early years, KISS first grade grew fearful of me, and I took on of Scholastic Magazine. ; ~ wasn't just cool, they set the standard for the image of a Hell's Angel that was used in 26 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. OCTo'BER 13, 1994 S C H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z I N E • 0 C T 0 B'E R 1 3, 1 9 94 '" 27

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