Is Rice to maintain financial aid levels despite cutbacks by Christopher Ekren proposed 1983 funding levels. because if it is approved before the rely very heavily on federal Despite proposed federal budget Hunt outlined the effect of rules are changed, a student could dollars." Noted Hunt, "For 1983- cuts in educational grants and proposed federal budget cuts on possibly be eligible under old aid 84, the National Direct Student loans., Rice University will meet its Rice students. Of paramount levels." For example, students Loan program and the Supple- student's financial aid needs next importance to Hunt this year is applying for aid before October 1 mentary Educational Opportunity year. According to Director of "speed in getting an application but after Congress had revised Grant program will be cut out Financial Aid G. David Hunt, completed." Although the student loan rules last year were completely. Work study funds will "Rice intends to meet all student deadline for consideration of not subjected to needs tests, while be decreased. There will be needs. We will also be in a position financial aid applications in June those who waited until after virtually no effect on Rice to assist families that don't show 1, applications are being accepted October 1 with family incomes students, however." need according to our formula but now. over 30,000 were. "Our loans will continue to be 1 eel they have a need." In response Said Hunt, "You really have to Hunt feels the effect of the funded by outstanding loans that to the national cuts, TexPIRG is watch dates. It is best to get an budget cuts on Rice will be are being paid back by students circulating a petition attacking the G. David Hunt application in as soon as possible, relatively benign because "we don't see TexPIRG, page 7

J INSIDE: • Petition circulated by angry Wiessmen, p. 5. ZT • Theater explodes on campus. See three previews, p. 8. • Fuqua, Courville lead Rice to 1HRESHER Invitational win, p. 13. Volume 69, number 24 «?A Friday, March 19, 1982 Arefsu, Isle, Smith, Haymes chosen as new masters by Robert Morrison meet and know all the people at reasoned that a four year effective as a master. "It's simply a than to interrupt a term." He noted After a surprisingly swift Brown quickly and completely. He commitment "made sense" for him personal matter, he said, adding "I that he has received assurance decision, President Norman views his position as becoming "a and his wife and that it would be would rather take a four-year term from students that a four year term Hackerman announced the catalyst to whatever plans, dreams, compatible with his research and serve completely through and is fine. appointments of French Professor and social and cultural interests and allow him to be most then take a sabbatical after that, •Hackerman contends that he Bernard Ardsu, history Professor has made all of his appointments Richard Smith, English Professor for five years but that "the 14th Walter Isle, and space science Amendment of the Constitution Professor Robert Haymes to the prevents me from enslaving masterships of Bro^tfn, Hanszen, anybody." Jones, and Will Rice Colleges, Isle, who will become master of respectively. Jones, stated that he is "excited l ists of suggested names from about the prospect of being here the student and master selection for five years." "I think that it's the committees were submitted to best thing that could have Hackerman within the fourteen happened to me right now " days preceding his announcement, As for specific plans for Jones. uhich had been expected to come Isle commented, "I think those are no later than April 1. see Hackerman. page 7 Hackerman cited the surprising Bernard Ardsu Richard Smith Walter Isle agreement among lists as a reason achievement the students would for his quick decision. He noted like to endow college life with." He that there was an overlapping of added, "I don't believe in coming Masters bring enthusiasm, ideas iists between the colleges but that there with some grand, by Joan Hope video games and H.P. Lovecraft Dom Perignon. Commented "the preferences were such that it phil osophical plan, thereby Thresher reporter Joan Hope horror stories. Ardsu, "This occasion deserves all fit very well." frustrating their own aspirations." interviewed each of the new Lisa enjoys video games, the best." "I don't think there was any Smith views his role as one masters this week and asked about reading, and is active in Girl Ardsu's specialty is comparative really serious difference of of "encouraging and nuturing and their backgrounds and interests. Scouts. literature, and he is "specifically opinion. For example, in some suggesting rather than taking a The following report details the Nancy is also a Girl Scout and interested in the impact of Anglo- cases students said they had a very active leadership role. new masters' past lives and their likes to ride bicycles. American fiction on the French preference, and their potential He expressed the desire for hopes for the coming years on- speaking world." His forthcoming masters said there were two student suggestions so that he campus. book on Kateb Yacine, a North places they'd like, and either one might become a clearinghouse for Assistant Professor of French African nouveau romancier. would be just as good as the other. student input. "The college is the Space physics Professor Robert and Italian Bernard Ardsu and his examines north/south literary It just worked out unexpectedly students, not the masters, and I'm Haymes and his wife Jane have wife Carolyn have been chosen as relationships in Africa and well in terms of the number of very anxious to do as much as I can been chosen as master and co- the new master and co-master of Europe. people involved and the number of within the limits of my position to master of Will Rice College. Said Brown College. Stated Ardsu, "We Ardsu graduated from the positions to be filled," Hackerman develop the potential of the Haymes, "I think that the college were thrilled and elated about the University of Montpellier in 1967, stated. students as individuals and system is the best thing that Rice mutual agreement—we being spent a year at the University of All four of the new masters collectively," he said. has going for it. It is amazing to me interested in Brown, and Brown Virginia in Charlottesville, and expressed delight at the news Smith has opted for a four-year that more universities have not being interested in us." The Ardsus received his Ph.D. in comparative of their appointments. term as master rather than the adopted it." celebrated the appointment literature from the University of Ardsu expressed the desire to customary five years. Smith Haymes received his B.S., M.S., Monday night with a bottle of see Masters, page 6 and Ph.D. in'physics from New York University, completing his Rice woman raped Ph.D. in 1959. His specialty is Student Circee Tapia gamma ray astronomy, and he has A 5-8 to 5-10 black male in his written numerous journal articles, early 2Cfs with a slim to medium as well as a book entitled killed in car accident build is suspected in the rape of a Introduction to Space Physics. He Rice student Circee Tapia died Rice girl at 6:40 p.m. Tuesday in has also completed the rough draft at midnight Sunday in Hermann the wooded area between Main for a second book. Hospital after an automibile Street and Lot P (Allen Haymes has been at Rice since collision, at University and Center/Lovett). According to 1964 and has been a Baker Greenbriar. the Campus Police, the rape is associate since 1975. Tapia, 21, was a Will Rice the worst crime committed on the Will Rice co-master Jamie Rice campus in the last seven sophomore who transferred this Haymes sculpts and works with semester from the University of years. ceramics. She also enjoys cooking If any student sees someone California at Los Angeles. She was and throwing parties. She has the daughter of Dr. Richard Tapia. similar to the composite picture worked as a high school English professor of mathematical released by the Campus Police teacher and currently is a part-time sciences. based on the victim's description real estate agent, although she is of her assailant, he is encouraged setting this aside for the co- The driver of the other car, Kent to notify the campos immediate- mastership. Edward Ashburn, struck Tapia at ly. The student should take no The Haymes have three 6 p.m. Sunday evening after slaughter and put in the Houston action himself as the suspect is children; Douglas, 13; Lisa, allegedly running a red light. City Jail in lieu of a $5000 bond. Composite of assailant compiled by considered armed and danger- I 1; and Nancy, 9. Douglas Ashburn, 20, was arrested on the The funeral was held at 3 p.m. Rice Campus Police. ous. enjoys Dungeons and Dragons, charge of involuntary man- Thursday. Wiess coed decision based on experience Perhaps the single most important change that Norman C'MONWmTRy Hackerman has brought to this campus during his tenure as A president has been the conversion of five residential colleges to K! coeducational housing. Hackerman's gradual move toward total coeducational housing has been buoyed by the Committee of SHE, VIIH Master's reccomendation in 1977 that all the colleges go coed and m-mm by the seeming success enjoyed by the current coed colleges. It seems imminent that Hackerman will give his approval to the conversion of Wiess College in the near future. A petition signed by many members of Wiess and other colleges contends that Hackerman is making the decision without considering the views of the students and that this action will endanger the well-being of the college system as a whole. However, Hackerman's choice to determine personally the fate of Wiess is not without precedent and not without merit. In 1979, Hackerman approved the conversion of J ones despite the fact that Jones members narrowly defeated the proposal in a vote. The EXPANDING THE HEDGES/by Chris Ekren college system survived. America is being swept by a the wages derived to be applied to has successfully encouraged Hackerman certainly knows that Wiess rejected a coed wave of crime. The city of Houston the prisoner's account until he has prisoners not only to work and proposal in a vote last year 59 percent to 34 percent, but he also has more murders per year than paid for his keep. gain new skills, but also to practice realizes that those totals probably reflect some hidden biases. A many European countries. The economic competition entrepreneurship. freshman's desire to insure on-campus housing during his Taxpayers are spending in excess created by the use of prison labor sophomore year is often mentioned as a possible bias for a sizeable The correctional orthodoxy of of $15,000 per inmate per year for has always generated heated percentage of Wiess residents to have lobbied against the coed today maintains order in the "room and board" at federal opposition from unions and proposal. prison by giving favors and time correctional institutions, many of businesses. Nearly every state has off for "good behavior". Spot As an outside observer who has seen coed housing successfully which are little more than graduate laws or constitutional provisions searches and a blind eye to implemented at five colleges, Hackerman will be able to employ schools of crime technique. At the that control the sale and marketing homosexual rapes, gang attacks his experience with similar situations and extensive committe most visceral level, people are of prisoner-made items. Such and guard brutality/corruption work in making his final decision. This committe research, which being stabbed, shot, brutalized, regulations wipe out the market currently keep our prison resulted in the forementioned Master's Committee robbed and raped—and the culprit for prison-made goods. Even if the population under control. Our recommendation, indicated rather paternalistically that is getting away. In the rare case goods could be sold, however, courts and the American coeducational living often results in an environment more that he is caught, odds are he will most "correctional experts" are Correctional Institute advocate conducive to effective learning and a happier, more mature not be rehabilitated. against free market solutions to less inmate crowding, more student. The relatively short time it has taken Jones women to The goal of criminal justice job training. Instead, prisoners psychological counseling, better accept their male residents indicates that their magnanimous should be to prevent future crime, stamp licence plates, work on food and health care, etc. By doing acceptance of the change allowed J ones to remain one of the most rehabilitate existing criminals and farms, press clothes and practice so they are addressing the productive colleges on campus, while avoiding the internal strife assist those people victimized by a unneeded skills on 20-year-old sociological basis of crime. that could arise in such a situation. crime. Our system is unsuccessful machinery. By allowing prisoners to It is safe to say that Hackerman's decision, whatever it may be, on all fronts. I'm not a sociologist During World War II hundreds voluntarily participate in an on- not only will have Rice students' interests as its foremost or a police expert, but I think there site work activily transferable to determining factor, but also that it will be a decision based on fact of millions of dollars worth of vital are two things we can do to bring products were produced by prison the real world that will earn them and experience, not just idle speculation. more justice to both the criminal money, teach them and help pay —Jay Grob labor due to the emergency and society. suspension of restrictions. their debt to society, we can address the economic nature of My first proposal is that Minimum security work-release crime. There is no reason to punish convicted criminals involved in programs have proven that by taxpayers any more than necessary New masters reaffirm property crimes be required to pay training an inmate with a new skill for criminality, particularly when back the person they victimized for one reduces the recidivism rate helping the taxpayer is also helping the damage they created. Perhaps after release. The Maine State the criminal and society. college system beliefs treble damages should be levied for Prison "Free Venture" program Despite my previous ranting and raving, all is not terrible on the pain and discomfort inflicted the college system front. The naming of four responsible, on the victim. Regardless, if a person is willing to risk his safety competent, and earring masters last week brought a sense of JAY GROB relief to those worried about the college system in the wake of and miss work to testify against a criminal, he should at least be Editor four vacancies. And more importantly, it also reaffirmed the allowed to regain that which was LJ ~ ~ v belief that top university professors still believe enough in the UDCCUCP once his. ncconcrc BRENT WILKEY system to sacrifce their time, privacy and research for it. Business Manager The role, importance and responsibility of the master is The majority of today's criminals, particularly those greatly underestimated. Many students see their maser on a picked up for non-violent crimes, Tom Morgan News Editor very limited basis and never realize that showing even a small are people with substantial real David Koralek Advertising Manager concern for each student adds to a momentous task. Spike Dishart Managing Editor assets. If they don't own a home, Jeanne Cooper Sports Editor Fortunately, all four new masters inherit positions they at least own a car and TV set. Mike Gladu Photography Editor previously held by other masters who held the same concern for When a thief is caught, he is Deborah Knaff Fine Arts Editor the college system. Therefore, the transition period should be usually only in possession of his Kelvin Thompson Back Page Editor last acquisition. The majority of Richard Dees Senior Editor relatively painless. Matt Petersen Copy Editor Admittedly, it is not often that editorials contain praise or goods people are convicted of John Heaner Associate Editor stealing never make it back to their congratulatory messages, but the journalism books say that it's News Staff rightful owners. Assistant Editors Chris Ekren (News), Donald Buckholt (Sports), okay (I looked. Really), so I'd like to congratulate the new Dave Chilton (Sports), Gwen Richard (Fine Arts) It is only fair that the criminal Ruth Hillhouse (Typesetting), Dave Potash (Production) masters and wish them good luck. Contributing Editors Ronald Ehmke, Michele Gillespie, should replace the property he Lynn Lytton, Chris Ekren, Eden Harrington —Jay Grob stole with his own. Granted, losing News Staff Alison Bober, Rob Schultz, Jonathan Berk, Sumit Nanda, Patty Cleary, Joan Hope, a car or a house may adversely Alysha Webb, Robert Morrison, lan Davidson, Jan Alsandor, Drew Sutton, Allison Leach, Matt Leslie effect the lifestyle of the thiefs wife Mark Mitchell, David Shrader, Catherine Warner and kids, but in a very real sense Dilip Venkatachari Fine Arts Staff Loren Fefer, Steve Bailey, the property was never theirs to Scott Bodenheimer. Dan Borden, Andrew Tullis, Chris Boyer Hal Kohlman, Terri Herrman, Harry Wade, Reeta Achari begin with. Nothing can Valerie Mattioli, Eddie Burke. Bill Bonner, Joan Hope, adequately repay some people for Jon Reeder Sports Staff Steve Bailey. the traumatic effect of being Eric Hough. Steve Corbato, Riaz Karamali, criminally victimized, but Genie L.utz, David Steakley Photography Staff Ray Isle, Steve Bailey. Steve Baker regaining lost property is a good Production Staff Mark Meiches, Gene Vaatveit, Helen Clark, s Mark Mitchell, Robert Henson, Patti Wuer?. beginning. Steve Bailey, Debbie Townsend, Joseph Halcyon

Just as a victimized person Bunincss Staff should not have to swallow Assistant Business Mananger Cecelia Calabv Assistant Advertising Manager Todd Cornett financial losses, society should not Business Staff John Bunyon, Debbie Murray Circulation Chris Claunch, Vinnie Fonseca, Lloyd Bennack have to pay more than necessary Subscriptions David Steffen for prison upkeep and mainte- The Rice Thresher. I he «Alicia I st intent newspaper at Rice I niversity since 1916. is published each I rid.t\ nance. What assets a prisoner has during the school vear. except during examination periods and holidays. b\ the students oi Kuc l'ni\ersitv Iditorial anil business offices are located on the second floor of the Rice Memorial Center left after repaying his victims POM.ix IK1)?. Houston, lews V2M TelephonedI }) 527-4KOI or W-4K02 Advertisinginlornutu.il should be used to defray the cost of available upon request Mail subscription rate $2tMM) domestic. $40 00 international. h\iousl\ his incarceration. The prisoner's NX2. Ibc Rice Thresher. Ml rights reserved MR.PRESIDENT,„PONT VOU (JTOSTANP ? THIS IS REAl... rehabilitation should include participation in a vocation viable IHISISACTJAUY HAfTOIIN6... W6 CAM'T CHANGE THE 5CRIPI,, in the outside world, a portion nf The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 2 BEYOND THE HEDGES/by Michele Gillespie

percent, claim middle of the road the rest room walls of Fine put together a group of editors and of their anonymity." political attitudes while 21 percent Library, she could not forget the the Drum was born. Even the format will prove UT suffers bat Invasion consider themselves conservative delightfully creative and original "We wanted a magazine which unconventional. Only one piece of during spring season and 20 percent consider themselves graffiti apparently written by math presented the diversity of work by an author will be accepted liberal. Only a decade ago, 15 majors and engineers. Shivers Princeton. We were looking for the for each issue and a special section Though some schools are percent of the freshmen considered realized that a lot of literary talent new and provocative. We realized will include reviews of student plagued by migratory birds, the' themselves to the right and 38 at Princeton was not tapped and there are a lot of people in different productions as well as interviews University of Texas suffers from a percent to the left. would continue untapped unless a departments who are very bright with artists and directors. more unusual animals' migratory "This pattern of declining less conventional approach to and very creative," said Shivers. "We want to have a sense of patterns. Each spring, UT heralds altruism and idealism, together publishing student work was After much debate, the self- humor and a sense of the bizarre," the arrival of bats flying up from with increasing conservatism and adopted. So radical students on appointed editors settled on the noted Shivers. Mexico which literally hang out in materialism, may mean that selfish the notoriously conservative name Drum because they believe it "We take ourselves a little bit university buildings. and materialistic interests are Nassau Lit, which only accepts the sounds "serious" and expresses less seriously," added co-editor Bats have been spotted several difficult to reconcile with concerns work of hard-core English majors, their aim "to drum more poets out Rus Brown. times already this season but have about the quality of life and the caused no serious problems to welfare of others," stated Astin. date. "In recent years the latter seem to "We've seen bats six or seven be losing ground to the former." times this year," said Mary Cooper. "But you get used to it BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT, WELL, MARK, EVERYONE SEEMS TO AND YOU I SURE DO. I'VE GOT CAMPERS, BACK WITH US TODAY BE INTO CHILD-REARING THESE PAYS, BRING A TWO KIDS FROM MY ^A LOTOF* ACTUALLY. ONLY after a while. We just close the IS TOP POP POC, PAN ASHER, SO I JUST FLASHED ON A NEED FOR. WEALTH OF FIRST MARRIAGE,ONE / MHTO ON WEEKENDS. door and call the bat patrol." Reaganomics changes HERE TO PU/6 HIS LATEST, "THE A NEW PARENTING HOW-TO. IT'S EXPERIENCE FROM MY SECOND, MELLOW FMENT: SHAPING YOUR AU, IN THERE - EVERYTHING FROM AND TWO GREAT AROUND THE HIRING YOUR FIRST NANNY TONON- AS HER HOUSE- The bat patrol operates as an scholarship strategies SPACE WTTH DEPENDENTS" so STEP-KIDS FROM INGONIT SEXIST CONDITIONING TO WHERETO HIDE MY THIRD HOLD, EH? adjunct to the Safety Department WHAT'S THE POOP ON THE-BOOK, _ vn/Rncpf.i L and handles pest control problems. Directors of financial aid at _/ DANIEL? Charles Jameson, environmental universities across the country are specialist for the bat patrol, currently planning extensive believes that buildings under strategies to combat the evils of remodelling are especially prone to Reaganomics. invading bats who enter through To date, no official word from cracks in the wall. the federal government on budget Jameson counters fear of bats proposals to cut student aid has through education. "They don't emerged. But financial aid LET'S TAKE IT BASICALLY, IT'S ON THE BIG DAY ITSELF, GO WE'RE BACK AND RAPPING WTTH FROM THE TOP, TOOK IN TOUCH ORGANIC. ANIMALS DONT USE AND YOUR TAKE THE attack people. They are really just directors anticipate guidelines for OR DAN ASHER, WHO HAS JUST DOCTOR. WATS ^TH YOUR BODY. DRUGS, NEITHER SHOULD YOU. ADVICE TO DAY OPF SKYED IN FROM THE COAST TO trying to get out of the way," he regulations to administer their YOUR ADVICE TO MORNING SICKNESS, THE BIRTHING PROCESS IS BOTH THE MELLOWSHOW SOME HYPe HIS LATEST POP EPIC, 7 1982-1983 fiscal year programs in VIOLENT AND BEAUTIFUL GET HUBBY CLASS noted. "THE MELLOW MRM-. SHARING INTO THE PAIN - EXPERIENCE Although Jameson stresses that three months. YOUR SPACE WITH DEPENDENTS." T*' IT FULLY! bats are not dangerous, he advises The Higher Education and UT students and employees, National Affairs news magazine "Never handle a bat. Just call us published by the American and we'll catch them. We find that Council on Education stated on one out of every 100 carries January 22 that "according to rabies." various higher education sources," Floyd Potter, wildlife biologist some federal officials are with the Texas Department of proposing a 46 percent reduction Health, stresses the good points of from current levels of student aid PR. PAN, IN YOUR PREFACE TO THAT'S RIGHT, MARK. TIMING THE MELLOW HUBBY SHOULD COM- IS THE HOT SUBJECT TODAY, ESPE-PENSATE BY BEING CIRCUMSPECT START HER OUT programs. "me MELLOW PARENT', YOU BUT HON, the bats' cohabitation with UT CIALLY TO WOMEN OVER 30. MANYEVEN IF HE INTENDS TO PARTICIPATE MAKE THE POINT THAT THE CAN HE ON A PUPPY . OF THEM ARE TRYING TO BUILDFULLY, HE SHOULD MAKE SURE HIS students, "Their presence here is Strategies to offset Reagan's belt BIGGEST DECISION A COUPLE TELL IN SEE HOW MUCH. CAREERS. BUT THEY HEAR THEIRWIFE ISUP TO BOTH RAISIN6A KID good because they eat tremendous tightening may include: WILL EVER. FACE IS U/HBN ADVANCE IT EATS INTO TO feCOME PARENTS, RIGHT ? BIOLOGiCAL CLOCKS VCKJNG AND BRINGING HOME THAT CRITICAL HER TIME numbers of flying insects every —Tuition increases with more —<< AWAY ,/ . SECOND INCOME I night. If removed, we could be money budgeted for financial aid. overrun by insects." —Allow students to take out loans from a bank at reduced interest rates based on their "earning potential" after they graduate. Freshmen want money, —Set up tax-exempt bonding arrangements within each state. A success, survey reveals university would generate revenue G3_ 'FK/CBCLU^ through a state agency that would An annual survey conducted by PAN, ONE OF THE MOST FAS FOR SURE, MARK. QUALITY BY GIVING A CHILD QUAL i TY issue tax-exempt bonds. CINATING CHAPTERS OF YOUR TIME IS THE KIND OF VME YOU VME, THAT IS, HIGHLY CONCEN- SO QUALITY RIGHT IT the Cooperative Institutional —Set up a "non-school specific" 800K IS ENTITLED "QUALITY SPEND WITH YOUR KIDS IF TRATED DOSAGES OF FOCUSED IME IS WORKS WITH Research Program reveals that this TIME " IWONDER IF YOU YOU RE REALLY TOO PRESSED A TTENV0N, THE BUSY PARENT BASICALLY OLD PEOPLE national fund for college student COULD EXPLAIN THE QUAL- TO GIVE THEM THE MORE CAN SHAVE VALUABLE HOURS OFF A VME- TOO BY THE year's freshman class is more ITY VME CONCEPT TO US TRADmONAL QUANTITY VME I THE TIME REWIRED TO IMAOCTHH SAVER MAY aid. CHILD'S DEVELOPMENT materialistic and oriented toward —Set a university up as a lending financial success than its recent institution. predecessors. —Make more use of federally Of 192,248 students surveyed, funded and Reagan-backed W the majority attribute a college Auxilliary Loan Programs to education to furthering career Assist Students, which offers loans goals and assuring - financial at a 14 percent interest rate. Vf success. Only ten years ago, less Students must begin to make, than half of the freshmen payments immediately on this type DAN, IN YOUR THAT,5 RIGHT, BECAUSE OF BROOKE SHIELDS AND I'M PRO-JEANS. MARK. interviewed believed "making of loan. SO WHICH ABSOLUTELY BOOK. YOU CLAIM MARK. DESIGNALL - THE TV. APS, KIPS WAY ARE KJPS WILL 8EJUPGEP0N HOW ABOUT SIPEOF THE KIP WHO more money" was a very important THAT A MAJOR SR. JEANS CLAMORING FOR STATUS JEANS. THEIR JEANS ALL THEIR PESIGNER THE ISSUE UVC6 D0ESNT HAVE reason for going to college. PROBLEM FOR THE ARE TEARINGUNFORTUNATELY. THEY GROW OUTOF PARENBTUHOSKLMP ^ WATER * DO YOU ON PERRJER IN HIS MEUOUJ PARENT A LOT OF FAM-THEM QUICKLY, SO MANY PARENTS COMEDOWN JZMS GIVE THEIR A\ SAME LUNCH PAIL COULD Nearly a fourth of all freshmen IS DESIGNER I LIES APART. PONT THINK THEY'RE WORTH THE OH PAN? CHILDREN A SOCIAL HAND 7 •fjj THING MISS THE BOAT' plan to major in some area of Princeton Issues new JEANS. I . w' MONEY. \ (CAP' business, and a tenth intend to be alternate literary review business executives. Sixty-fiye percent of the freshmen claim Several Princeton University "being well off financially" is a undergraduates recently launched major lifetime goal. a new literary magazine, Alexander W. Astin, director of tentatively entitled The Rest the survey, notes that this trend Room Wall, but subsequently (P3'..-UTA&U toward increasingly materialistic named the Drum, that rivals the PR PAN. ONE OF values among freshmen parallels more staid and bettter known THAT'S HIGH WITH A GOOD PORTABLE SYSTEM, NOT AT ALL. M09DEIIVERY THE THINGS YOU Nassau Lit. MARK. T FEBL YOU'LL BE ABLE T0 CAPTURE ROOMS ARE WELL LIT, SO ALL . Y WELL LIKE AT HIS increasing political conservatism. RECOMMEND TD YOU DO IS POP IN A CASSETTE BIRTHDAY FHRJLSS THAT VIDEO WILL ALL THOSE EARLY MOMENTS BIRTH '• UKB NEW PARENTS IS AND YOU'LL HAVE A TAPE OF HIS LJRTLE FRIENDS The majority of the students, 60 Once Julia Shivers encountered BE THE FAMILY YOU'LL TREASURE FOR YEARS YOU RE WHEN • JUNIOR YOU'LL WANT TO WILL HOW. SCRAPBOOKOF •Y\ V COME, INCLUDING THE JOXJKC- RECORDING SYS THE EIGHTIES ' ACTUAL MOMENT OF BIRTH I SHOW OVER AND OVER TEM, RIGHT* AGAIN' ' i COLLEGIATE CLEANERS * 45 ' i $ Students 10% Discount on i? Drycleaning and Alterations, sm ;x r T 2430 Rice Blvd. 523-5887 > V. Straight up the street in the village Wi RD •« U..1TJ..

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states: "As a vehicle for truth, power in a mere eight months), 20,000 man army stop a "popular seeking to propagate fictions? If however, the film is sorely have to resort to smear tactics to uprising" that has been going on the former is the case, you need to Salvadoreans respond lacking." Mr. Dees should refrain bring the government into for over three years now given that do some homework; if the latter is from arriving at a conclusion disrepute—a campaign which during two of those years no U.S. the case, you deserve an A. to fAie world's hedge based on such flimsy evidence. But obviously works. However, it is support was received? Remember Armando Intriano he does not. sad when one sees an intellectual of the "final offensive" in January Carmen Elena Alfaro To the editor: Mr. Dees, despite catagorically the caliber of Richard Dees 1981 which so ignominously The March 12 issue of the denouncing the film as being far wholeheartedly endorsing the failed?) needs to recruit many of its Thresher contains an article by from the truth, finally accepts the falseness of pure propaganda, members by force. And these Dees replies: Mr. Richard Dees describing a "reality" it tries to convey by although the basis of the guerillas, suspecting those who I think somehow the point of my film which has convinced him of stating: "Given the brutality of the propaganda is, as Mr. Dees don't help them of being pro- column has escaped you. I the brutality of the Salvadorean government, it is hardly surprising admitted, a lie. Somehow, Mr. government, are quite capable of certainly do not endorse killing by government. The film is called "El that the rebels exist and that their Dees has been had. using such methods of persuasion either side. I don't even think the Salvador: The People Will Win". numbers appear to be growing..." Let us examine some of the and intimidation as killing to revolutionaries should necessarily The whole purpose of the film is Needless to say, Mr. Dees indelible "facts" presented by the achieve their needs. So those be the ones to run the government. to stress the alleged "brutality" of conclusion, pray, his whole article, disreputable film. The scene of the bodies that so impressed Mr. Dees The film certainly does not the Salvadorean government. The is flawed. shooting of "defenseless students" may very well have been guerilla portray the truth; at best, it gives a film presentation was sponsored No, the El Salvador government at the cathedral is a fact. However, victims or even "legitimate one-sided account of a complex by CISPES (Committee in is not brutal, repressive. The it was carried out while the combat" victims. How can anyone situation. Neverthless, I think it is Solidarity with the People of El present El Salvador government is government of General Romero be sure who did the killing? A clip a mistake to dismiss it as "mere" Salvador). This group meets at the a government which has was still in power. The present showing dead bodies is proof only propoganda. In creating a "myth," University of Houston and to implemented such radical reforms government came to be through a that the bodies are quite dead, not I mean the film creates a certain understand their philosophy one as the distribution of the land to coup which overthrew this military of who killed them. To be context in which the world can be should attend one of their those who work it, the dictator. The present government, vehement about the culprit based viewed. All societies have such meetings. A visitor will nationalization of the banking a civilian-military junta consisting on such flimsy evidence is to be myths, e.g. our myth of immediately be given a large system, and the nationalization of of three civilians and one general, either naive or malicious. Washington chopping down the quantity of reading material exterior commerce—all designed came into power ten months after Am I proclaiming the total cherry tree to the Greek myth of peppered with hammers and to favor the working class, the the shooting in front of the innocence of the present Odysseus' adventures in the sickles. They admittedly endorse peasants. Furthermore, it is paving cathedral. By the way, that government troops? No, not in the Mediterranean. all communist uprisings and pay the way to the establishment of a shooting occurred because armed light of the four nuns. But to make My conclusions concerning the homage to the Soviet Union. democracy through the electoral insurgents inside the cathedral the jump from the random actions brutality were not based on the (Don't take my word for it, read process, something all Americans shot and killed some traffic of a few elements of the army, to a film (I thought, perhaps their literature.) Given their track should applaud. policemen—not troops or national systematic murdering of mistakenly, that this was obvious), guardsmen. A person interested record, a film presented by these But the extreme left, vowing to thousands upon thousands, but on reports from such enough to write articles about a people cannot but be biased in achieve power by force, yet not requires a thorough compilation of organizations as Amnesty subject should research its relevant accordance with their views. finding itself supported by the valid evidence, a thorough International and from the news facets. The facts are all there. In Mr. Dees accepts the lack of populace in the manner the understanding of the actions of the media. Although I hardly believe this case, Mr. Dees would find that, objectivity of the film when he Sandinistas were (carrying them to forces involved. The viewing of a everything I read, I find it difficult the modus operandi of communist propaganda film (propaganda to dismiss all of these accounts. insurgents involves the creation of being defined as "the systematic CISPES is a conglomeration of situations which are designed to propagation of a given doctrine or groups, some of which no doubt propitiate the death of non- of allegations reflecting its views are Marxist. Sissy Farenthold combatants in order to blame the and interests" The American (who spoke at the showing of the government. Who is more Heritage Dictionary: william film) and the Catholic Church culpable, he who plans it or he who Morris, editor, p. 1048) to form an (parts of whiqh support CISPES) Who are the executes it? I believe that to arrive objective view is illogical. Oh, are hardly communists. Thus, at some approximation of a truth, pardon me, you did say that dismissing the whole group as a bit of research is in order. "propaganda" was not adequate to communist (implying nothing they describe the film, you said "myth" Lutherans? But I digress. This incident did say can be true) is also a mistake. was. Well, Mr. Dees, myth is not occur under the present I, for one, certainly wish the defined as "one of the fictions Lutherans trust in Jesus Christ as reformist government, as the film matter could be settled in the forming part of the ideology of the G,od and Savior. The name claims. election at the end of the month. society", American Heritage comes from a great leader, scholar, Another "fact" which "sways" But it will not be, for all our fond Dictionary, p. 869. Be it myth or and theologian, Martin Luther. Mr. Dees is the depiction of dead wishes. The murdering will only propaganda, Mr. Dees, the film bodies. This may come as a stop when both sides are willing to you based your conclusions on is Through years of spiritual struggle, shocker to Mr. Dees, but the admit the errors of their ways and hardly representative of reality. after long hours of prayer and weapons which guerillas use don't are willing to sit down and discuss searching Bible study, Luther concluded shoot sunflower seeds. A This all leads up to the question: the situation. So far, neither side 8. that the truth spoken by Christ movement which lacks popular Are you seeking to inform readers has shown that willingness. had been tragically distorted during support (and let's face it, how can a of objective realities, or are you the centuries. Winningham criticizes Luther's concern that pure Thresher story wording New Testament truth should again be $1000 A MONTH known gained wide attention when To the Editor: I feel that it is necessary for me he nailed 95 theses or statements for SCHOLARSHIP to comment on certain debate to a church door in the university unfortunate inaccuracies in your town of Wittenberg, Germany, on story last week regarding coed October 31,1517. It's a wcfrk/study program without the work. It's considerations at Wiess College. First of ail, your article referred Within twenty years Luther's rediscovery of New called the Nuclear Propulsion Officer Candidate to polls that have been taken in the Testament Christianity had set hearts aflame Program (NUPOC for short) and it offers: college in an attempt to gauge throughout the western world. His unveiling of long college members' opinions on the forgotten Christian truth was accepted across most of Bonus of $3000 upon selection to enter program question of coed conversion. You northern Europe. Starting salary of $27,800 after graduation; wrote "But Winningham dismisses such polls." As master of the Today around the world Lutherans number $40,000 in four years College, I certainly do not dismiss millions of people of every race and language on every 1 year graduate level training in nuclear the polls. In fact, when your continent and island. engineering reporter called to discuss the situation with me, I talked at some Largest of all Protestant churches with over seventy It isn't easy, but not everyone has what it takes to length with him about the polls, million adherents, the Lutheran Church continues and citing the fact that last year, to proclaim to all persons that Christ is the Way, the join the elite ranks of the Navy's Nuclear Trained based on the results of the polls, I Truth and the Life. Officers. If you are a junior, senior or graduate recommended to the Committee of student in math, physics, chemistry, engineering Masters and to President Are you without a church home? Then you or another technical major and if you "have had Hackerman that it was not a good are invited into our fellowship. Are you a Lutheran? time to consider converting the You may wish to refresh your awareness and math through integrals and one year of physics, college to coed living. Clearly, as must have been apparent to your appreciation of the faith. you may qualify. U. S. Citizens only. Physical reporter, I have given a great deal examination required. Contact: of thought and consideration to' Nuclear Programs Manager (N-164) the polls, just as I have to many 1121 Walker St. other factors that should influence CHRIST Worship: 8:15 and 10:45 anyone's opinion on the matter. I THE-LVTHERAN Church School: 9:30 Houston, Texas 77002 am referring to such other factors KING CHVRCH 2353 Rice Blvd. 523-2864 (713) 226-2445 as possible changes in room availability in the event of a see Threshing, page 5 The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 4 Parents' Day activities set Campos close Lot P to students

to show visitors Rice life by Mark Mitchell Due to increased staff size and by Jay Smith the Sewall Hall lobby. An the difficulty in monitoring and Parents' Day has been scheduled assembly will be held Saturday at timing deliquent cars, the 45 for Friday, March 19 and 9:15 a.m. in Hamman Hall. minute parking privelege afforded Saturday, March 20. Several President Norman Hackerman Rice students at the Allen Center hundred parents of current will open this program with a short parking lots on weekdays has been undergraduate students are talk, followed by a panel eliminated. Lovett students will expected to visit the campus for discussion by students and faculty retain their preferential parking this annual event. about various aspects of Rice. The spots, and the ten minute slots also Parents are invited to attend program will conclude with an remain open. classes with their students on open question-and-answer session, Campus police chief Harold Friday, and from seven to nine after which parents may go to the Rhodes explained, "We just ran p.m. A wine and cheese reception for individual college for lunch and out of staff parking at Allen parents and faculty will be held in afternoon activities. Center. The lot has become saturated due to a recent shift of f THRESHING-IT-OUT departments—most importantly the Rice Copying Center." Chief continued from page 4 Wiess. Again, I feel that it is Rhodes doesn't foresee any conversion to coed, and the effect necessary for the Thresher to listen hardships for anyone. of this factor on the polls. I am also carefully and report with accuracy Students may not park in Allen concerned with the opinions of what is said and done. As the only Center after five p.m. on week- faculty associates (and potential newspaper on campus, you have a days or on weekends. New sign at P Lot M. Glad faculty associates), an important special responsibility to be fair to segment of the college which has all concerned. not been polled on the coed Geoff Winningham question. Master, Wiess College 1 do not dismiss any of these EVERYTHING YOU NEED factors, and I find it very Co-ed decision process distressing to be so described in the upsets Wiess students Thresher. I believe that you must FOR THE ULTIMATE make a better effort to describe To the editor: situations and attitudes as they are, <•- We, the undersigned, wish to SUMMIMNMRIENCE not as you might like them to be, object to the administration's perhaps for the sake of a more decision-making process regarding controversial story. the possible conversion of Wiess I am writing this letter because residential college from single-sex this is not the first time that the to co-ed. The significant disregard Thresher has characterized issues for the opinion of Wiess College on and events at Wiess College in a this issue represents to us a misleading manner. precedent dangerous to the well- Last fall, and again last week, being of the college system. Again, you gave the impression that I have we take issue not with the nature of singled out Wiess College as the the decision in this instance but object of possible administrative with the precedent of unilateral retaliation for misbehavior. This is adminsitrative decision-making simply not true. I have had frank practiced. We demand just discussions with college members representation in the decision- about behavior that the Masters making process concerning the and other members of the future of the residential college administration find objectionable. system. But that behavior has never been Michael Dunn '85 limited to Wiess College, a point I Doug Gardner '83 have made emphatically and Ty Bythod '85 repeatedly. 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continued from page 1 with the students. I think we are Commented current Jones and Europe. Washington in 1975. He has lived very fortunate at Brown." master Ronald Stebbings, "I am Smith's interests are "sports, completed in the United States, France and English Professor Walter Isle absolutely delighted that the Isles music and, above all, people." Algeria. and his wife Brenda have been have been chosen. I couldn't be Co-master Lisa works at by Ian Davidson Ardsu has been at Rice since chosen as master and co-master of happier with the way the search Watson-Denagy Art Galler. Said Terry Phillips defeated Brett 1977 during which time he has Jones College. was conducted and the outcome of Smith, "Lisa is the cultivated one. Phillips for the office of Wiess been a Baker associate. He Isle graduated magna cum laude it." She enjoys art, music, dance and College president in executive commented, "I am not entirely new from Harvard in 1955, received an Associate History Professor drama." elections held at Wiess Monday. at Brown because of my M.A. from the University of Richard Smith and his wife Lisa She is also interested in painting Other winners were Rice Reidy as association through the French Michigan in 1957 and a Ph.D. have been chosen as master and co- and drawing and has taken many social vice-president, David Chilton as secretary, and Dan table." from Stanford in 1961. He has master of Hanszen College. Stated courses at the Museum of Fine Piatt as external vice-president. Ardsu loves sports, especially published many articles as well as Smith, "I am persuaded that Arts School. Kent Bloomstrand was elected soccer, racketball and volleyball. delivered numerous papers and Hanszen is headed in the right The Smiths' son, Tyler, seven, is chief justice, Dave Harper off- Co-master Carolyn is the lectures on literature and has direction, and I see my role as a very excited about living at campus representative; Ty manager of a corporate travel written a book, Experiement in source of support, encouragment, Hanszen. He is interested in sports Buthod, sophomore representa- agency. She has studied business at Form: Henry James's Novels, and enthusiasm." and music, especially the Beatles. tive; and David Phillips, food the University of Cincinnati and 1896-1901. Smith's specialties are modern Commented Richard Smith, "I representative. David Southwell enjoys reading and movies. Isle has run in 18 marathons Chinese history and traditional think he will fit in very well." and Peter Campo won runoffs including the Boston Marathon. Chinese culture. He has written Stated current Hanszen Master Stated current Brown master Wednesday for the offices of He says, "It's not just an interest, numerous articles and several Dennis Huston of the appoint- Franz Brotzen, "He is an Student Association representa- it's an obsession." books on these subjects and has ment, "I think everybody at absolutely wonderful person and tive and treasurer, respectively. not only that, he is a very good Co-master Brenda teaches and just finished a book on Chinese Hanszen is really excited about teacher, an excellent scholar and coaches figure skating. culture tentatively entitled China's having Richard and Lisa Smith President-elect Terry Phillips is optimistic about the new very much involved with the The Isles have two children: Cultural Heritage: An Interpreta- there. There are a lot of government, "I'm very pleased students and for this reason will Ray, who is a Will Rice fresh- tion characteristics about both of them with the new cabinet, there's a lot make a very good master. His wife man, and Tim, a tenth grader in Smith attended the University of that make the people at Hanszen excited about the future—they are of potential," stated Phillips, "We has a lot of enthusiasm and is really Jones High School's Vanguard California at Davis where he energetic, easy to talk to, obviously need to redo the fellows system, iooking forward to the interaction program. recieved his Ph.D. in 1972. He has traveled and studied extensively in interested in the students and in rewrite the housing policy and Japan, Taiwan, mainland China Hanszen College." voting procedures. SA installs new senate officers, Major Brands of Soft Lenses condemns RMC party changes 6462 F.M. 1960 W. ! by Rob Schultz increased campos proposal) is recommend an expansion of the ! 440-7804 The new Student Association necessary or needed." The present Jones Library Research SPECIAL! officers were installed Monday Hanszen President, Ricky course. Outgoing SA President night and proceeded to defeat a Morefield, cited the cost of a Lynn Lednicky reported that proposal to change party campo as $52 per party. Bobo University Librarian Dr. Samuel guidelines. The senate also heard Canby, the Wiess President, said Carrington plans to keep the one reports from the library committee an increase in the number of a.m. library closing time through REGULAR SPHERICAL $54 officers required at a party would next year's fall semester. and the Pub Control Board. 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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 6 TexPIRG circulates petition condemning cuts... continued from page I loan of about $800 at 5% interest who can pay for four years and Hunt does not see any serious Stanford. We will accept students who took out loans previously. from the federal government under those who can't. Other institutions financial difficulty in Rice's future, regardless of their financial The SEOG's Rice uses are around one analysis, he can get $2,500 at have indicated that they will be arguing "We will remain background and then put together $85,000, compared to a total of 9 14% with the other." forced to accept only students that competitive with schools like the best aid package we can." million dollars in other types of aid In an effort to help continuing can afford to attend without administered by Rice. Any students in temporary financial significant aid. The program cuts SEOG's lost will be picked up by difficulties who would not be able will almost certainly wreak havoc loans or work/study. As far as to go to school without a quick on heavily federally funded Hackerman picks... work-study is concerned, we don't influx of cash, Hunt is expanding schools." "As for changes," he observed, fully utilize what the federal Rice's short term loan fund. Loans continued from page I "it's running pretty well as it is, and government is offering us now. up to $800 will be available at 6% things you work out together. It It is the prospect ol this 1 don't want to rock any boats Anyone dropped from the interest to Texas residents. The seems to me that Jones has a really eventuality that has driven unnecessarily." "We want to, program would be able to find $20,000 fund was created by taking good spirit, that there are a lot of TexPIRG to circulate a petition very active people, so that a lot of wherever we can, help the college regularly funded employment on resources from a dormant loan asking for more federal student campus." account. what I would hope to do is simply raise its consciousness and self- aid. TexPIRG hopes to have the to encourage what I see here esteem but in support rather than Other cuts will affect Rice Among the fallout Hunt expects petition signed by half of the already and to keep it going, to trying to force anything on students more. Stated Hunt, "Next from the budget proposals is, in student body. Stated TexPIRG make it an even better college." anybody. The college is one of the year the funding for the Pell grant other colleges, the decision by member Mark Mitchell, "The Haymes said that he is delighted finest, if not the most important, will be reduced. People will not get students to g© to a cheaper college sheer lunacy of the Reagan and looking forward to becoming features of the undergraduate their full entitlement; rather, the or to limit their college choices to program is exemplified by the 200 master of Will Rice. He plans to be experience at Rice. If we can government will utilize a recision "affordable" ones of lesser quality. million dollar cost of each B-l "more than available. We would strengthen it, as we are going to try formula to make proportional cuts Says Hunt, "Wesleyan has bomber, one of which could like to be approachable, active to do, then maybe we will have in actual disbursement. Anyone announced that it is considering (conservatively) purchase 3000 members of the college." done something worthwhile." losing Pell money that has a need discriminating between students college educations." for aid will be offered loans and work study arrangements." Added Hunt, "There will be drastic changes in Social Security benefits. Next year benefits for entering freshmen will be totally eliminated. Those who are receiving benefits already will get theirs only for eight months. On Rice University top of that, they will be reduced. 25% for 82-83, 25% for 83-84 and so on until finally eliminated." Guaranteed Student Loans, long a mainstay of Rice students, have undergone strict review by Summer Program the Reagan administration. As of now, any family making $30,000 or The Rice University Summer Program offers the following courses: more a year is subjected to a needs test. Current proposals will require Accounting 305c. Introduc- • English 272c. Aspects of Math 211c. Linear Algebra all applicants to meet a needs test. tion to Accounting Modern Literature and Ordinary Differential Hunt feels that students should not be alarmed at the prospect, Equations offering by way of consolation a Biochemistry 400c & 410c. • English 339c. Shakespeare new aid program called ALAS. Undergraduate Research in Math Science 310c. Linear "This is a program of auxiliary Biochemistry • French 103c. Accelerated Algebra non-collateralized loans to help students that slip through the Beginning French cracks of other programs. The Biology 202c. Develop- Philosophy 106c. Logic eligible borrowers are parents or mental Biology • German 101c. Elementary independent students. The German Political Science 209c. program operates much like the Introduction to Constitution- Guaranteed Student Loan, but Chemistry 101c. Intro- there is no needs test. However, ductory and Analytical • Italian 103c. Accelerated alism and Modern Political payments begin immediately and Chemistry Beginning Italian Thought the Interest on the loan is 14%. The loan will take 10 years to repay." Comp/Elec/Masc 220c. • Spanish 304c. Latin Ameri- Psychology 332c. Psychol- Added Hunt, "The $30,000 Introduction to Computer can Literature in Translation ogy of Abnormal Behavior figure for GSLs shouldn't scare away people. Families with one Science and Engineering child in college making $48,000 are • History 414c. Slavery in Sociology 432c. Sociology still eligible for a small *GSL. A • Comp/Elec/Masc 223c. North America of Adulthood and Aging: family of 6, with 3 kids in college, Introduction to Computing Special Emphasis on making $100,000 still qualifies for the maximum loan under current • Math 101c and 102c. Sexuality rules." • English 101c. Critical Read- Differential and Integral Considerable leeway is present, ing and Writing Calculus for Functions Space Physics 251c. Intro- in calculating the base "eligibility" of One Variable duction to Space Physics of a student for aid, according to and Astronomy Hunt. "There are two ways we calculate need. The first is called 'uniform methodology' and is TRAVEL AND STUDY COURSES based on the College Scholarship Service (CSS) needs analysis form. All aid from the federal Arts 205c. Introduction to Photography. San Arts 449c. Special Problems in Photography. government and the state Miguel de Allende, Mexico. June 7-July 2. Black and white or color photography. San government is calculated using this form. Miguel de Allende. Mexico. June 7-July 2. "The second form of analysis, Spain '82: Spanish Language and Litera- called federal needs analysis, is ture. Undergraduate courses in the Spanish History 323c. An Introduction to Middle East- more liberal when considering language, Hispanic culture and civilization. ern History and Archaeology. Field work at Tel assets. It considers only the income Graduate courses in medieval and contempo- of the family and the number of Aphek-Antipatris, Israel. Approximate dates: children they have in college. rary Spanish literature. Seville, Spain. Appli- June 1 -August 1. Applications due by May 10. Unfortunately, many federal cations due April 15. programs will not accept this analysis. We can calculate aid using one method or another, but Application deadline for most courses is May 14 (some courses earlier). we cannot combine both." For a summer school bulletin and application form, call the Rice "Since we have the option of University Offices of Continuing Studies and Special Programs, 527-4803 using either needs test, with their or 520-6022. related eligibilities, we use the one better for the student. It may turn William Marsh Rice University admits students without regard to race, color, or national or ethnic origin. out that while a student can get a

The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 7 Thresher/Fine Arts "Send in the Clowns" A Little Night Music relationships in which the young, son of Fredrik and solemn Wiess Tabletop the old, and the middle-aged are seminarian, who falls in love with mk> March 19-20 and 25-2 entangled. Though set in 1905 his childlike stepmother Anne, Sweden, Night Music's themes of portrayed by Cindy Winkler. Wiess Tabletop Theatre's spring love and desire are relevant to Contributing to the romantic musical A Little Night Music, contemporary society. confusion, among other which opened last night, marks the Choosing a play by the foremost characters, are Tim Doyle and theatre's fifteenth anniversary. composer in American theatre Elizabeth Maggio as Count and Director Andrew Tullis feels that today is adventurous. Tullis Countess Carl-Magnus. justified his choice, "The play calls Music director Phil Huang for lots of women, and Rice has conducts the fifteen-piece Wiess lots of talented women. I wanted orchestra; Steve Wilson is vocal Night Music is the most •something that would show off coach for the production. challenging musical that has been their talents." Remaining shows are tonight and done at Rice in a long time. The Tabletop production tomorrow night, and next A Little Night Music at Tabletop Tullis cites the difficult music of features Angela Roberts as Thursday through Saturday, a uthor/composer Stephen Desirde, a world-weary actress and March 25-27 at 8 p.m. For Sondheim as an extremely ex-mistress of wealthy lawyer reservations call the Wiess College "Exult Each important factor in the play. Fredrik, played by Don office, ext. 2308 or 526-8413. Added to the difficulty of the Whittaker. Scott Morris is Henrik, — Gwen Elisabeth Richard 93 music itself is that the songs and Patriot Heart music must communicate many The Contrast key ideas, since t£iey serve as part Rice Players period, some of which exists only in of the complex plot. March 22 through 27 unpublished manuscript form, and Triple Jeopardy: was researched and selected by Sondheim's play, based on a Royall Tyler's The Contrast is film by Ingmar Bergman, sets up Larry Livingston, Dean of the the first comedy ever to be written an intricate story of mismatched Shepherd School. This musical and produced by an American. lovers. The ensuing complications contrast will benefit from Theatre at Rice The play was completed and corresponding dances performed dramatize the irony of human produced only three weeks after by members of the Rice Dance Tyler had seen his first play, Troupe, under the choreographic School for Scandal, upon which direction of Linda Phenix. The Contrast is loosely modeled. It "And mine eternal jewel" appeared in April, 1787 under the Perhaps the most striking Macbeth allowed to co^direct with her. which is where the center of the guise of "a moral lecture in five feature of the Players' production Baker Shakespeare She feels that one of the Renaissance and Renaissance art acts". This qualifying subtitle was is the incredible set designed by March 22 through 27 innovative aspects of the Baker was, but Shakespeare in England, Houston artist Trudy Sween. Macbeth is the reinsertion of the was the flowerof the Renaissance." Borrowing the physical configura- Players tion of an 18th-century theatre, At Rice, springtime means, at singing and dancing of the witches. He feels that it is important that least for a lot of people, the return The scenes in the play where the people still produce Shakespeare a necessary pretense because all complete with lofts for the of Shakespeare to the commons of witches' dance are believed by today. "Shakespeare was as neat as plays during and for some years musicians and symmetric Freud. Freud changed the way we after the Revolutionary War were entranceways, the set is contrasted think today. Shakespeare changed being banned on the grounds of against the twentieth-century the world." immorality. Despite this billing as theatre technology that provides a "moral lecture". The Contrast the background for various scenes. No major problems have remains a very witty comedy. A computer dreiven, six-projector cropped up for the Logans, except The play depicts the conflict sytem has been commissioned to the problem that continually between the Europeanized, illustrate the intricate period haunts directors—how will it ever sophisticate Americans who still interiors called for in the play. As a get done in time? With 70-80 maintained the pomp and model for these interiors the costumes, a tri-levet stage newly circumstance of the evicted British, Players went to Bayou Bend, the built this year, plus the problems of and the plain and simple folk who lma Hogg mansion, and trying to get students who need to comprised the Sons and Daughters photographed the elaborate study to do something else, things are still running fairly smoothly. Perhaps the greatest problem for the play will come from the outside—as three campus theatre events occur simultaneously. Producer Steve Kirkland tried to Baker offers up Macbeth, under the direction of the Logans avoid such a conflict by calling an Baker. This year, Baker presents scholars not to have been written university-wide theatre meeting of Macbeth, under the direction of a by Shakespeare, but to have been all the performing groups last husband and wife team who are inserted later by the playwright December. The conflict still arose coping admirably with all the Thomas Middleton. They aren't because, he believes, this next week problems of putting on a show of usually included in current is the ideal time to put on a play. productions of the play, but Thad Two weeks after break, people are is pleased that they revived them. still rested, midterms are behind us Baker With choreography by Susy and finals too far away to care this size and this caliber. Thad and Taylor and live music, she feels about, people are in the mood to James Logan are directing, Steve that they add a welcome element to go out to see a play. It's also good Kirkland is producing, and about the play. timing for the actors. After The Rice Players present The Contrast two hundred people are James Logan, her husband, has rehearsing since January 17, the of Liberty. In particular it is the acting/sewing costumes/building "been an actor since I was people involved in the show need collection of 18th-century sets,/getting publichy and thirteen...well, I've been acting time to catch up. "Besides," Thad story of the contrast between the furnishings there. money/doing paperwork/failing since I was thirteen", and has been put in "We needed break to build foppish and dandified Billy The Players have already sold midterms to make the show work. an equity actor for the past eight the set." Dimple (played by John Heaner) out the opening performance, and Thad Logan has a long history years. His major contact with and his rugged counterpart, expect to sell out Friday and with Baker Shakespeare. She Shakespeare has been as an actor; Baker will take Macbeth with Colonel Manly (M.Christopher Saturday as well because the show began in 1976 as an assistant while he has acted in many Michael Brookings as Duncan, Boyer), as they vie for the hand of a corresponds to an 18th century director and acting coach, with Shakespearean plays, this is the Don Lee as Malcolm, Steve certain young lady. Far from a studies conference that is being John Bouchard as the director. In first that he has directed. He was Kirkland as Donalbain, Lee "moral lecture", The Contrast is sponsored in Houston by Rice and 1977, she was associate director educated at Gonzaga University, Chilton as Macbeth, Bob Ives as simply a retelling of the timeless U. of H. which opens next week. For Much Ado About Nothing; in where he triple majored in theatre, Banquo and Roxanne Shaw ?is "who gets the girl" story. However, the play requires no 1978 she directed Love's Lxtbours' fine arts, and English, but took his Lady Macbeth, to the Houston The production to be staged in deep understanding of the history Lost. In 1979, she was assistant degree in English. From there he Festival, 2:30 this Saturday at Hamman Hall next week will of the newly formed United States director and did the costumes for went on to UCSB, Reed College, stage no. 6, in Tranquility Park. contain a number of innovations since the cultural contrasts A Winter's Tale, then went to then to Europe where he did a lot But try to see it on the tri-level original to this run, which define displayed are close to modern Maine for a couple of years, of acting. He and his wife met stage here at Baker. The and reinforce the central contrast. sentiments of regionalism, teaching theatre to college students doing Shakespeare in Florence conflicting dates of these shows There will be two Shepherd School Since the play does there. Coming back to Houston (Yes, really). Now, in additon to shouldn't discourage you from ensembles on stage presenting the translate to modern concerns so because of family ties here, she the play, he is working on his PhD seeing all of them. Theatre and the contrast between the sophisticated easily, The Contrast promises to received her PhD in English from at Rice in English. He explains his arts at Rice remains tenuous it affectation of 18f i-cetury chamber be fun for all, and, as the opening fascination with Shakespeare: "I'm Rice in '81, and was asked to direct both needs and deserves our music and the folksy, backwoods line says: "Exult each patriot interested in the Renaissance...I support. Macbeth this year. She agreed, on tunes of an ail-American fidle heart..." lived in Florence for five years, the condiiton that her husband be — Deborah Knaff band. The music is authentic to the — Hal Kohlman The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 8 Pinter's one-acts are T.O. P.S. at Chocolate Bayou The Collection &« and.. (as. in most of~ Pinter'. s works) ">M ^St vO». $ '•>'>& HHL JM The Dwarfs betrayal. By Harold Pinter Director Gnetry handles 7he Chocolate Bayou Theater Co. Collection far more smoothly than Through March 28 The Dwarfs. Relationships are clarified without damaging the Two of Harold Pinter's lesser inherent mystery of the piece and known one-acts are the second the pacing is far better than the program in the T.O.P.S. (The breakneck speed of the first play. Other Production Series) at Once again, Tim Hanson turns in a Chocolate Bayou, running in fine performance as the slippery repertory with Agatha Christie's A Bill, creating a character Murder Is Announced. T.O.P.S., completely different from The which was designed with an eye to Dwarfs' Pete. David Nighbert's introducing Houston audiences to James is wonderfully polite and seldom-produced and avant-garde menacing when he believes himself works, opened last month with cuckolded, properly confused and Jean Genet's The Maids and will contrite when his wife changes her next feature four one-acts by story. Yvonne Owen is beautifully Tennessee Williams. The current seductive and mysterious as Stella offering, Pinter's The Collection and Steve Garfinkle provides a and The Dwarfs hold out much believably upper-crust Harry. promise for this new series, which Bill's mentor/lover. just may be the gutsiest theatre Chocolate Bayou Theater Co. is project anywhere in Houston. professional theatre on a The Dwarfs, which is first on the shoestring budget. The technical bill, is a strange tale of the staff is still in the process of relationships between three men: building a new lighting system and Mark, a young actor; Pete, an sets, costumes, etc. are admittedly Yvonne Owens and David Nightbert in The Collection. accountant; and Len, a low budget affairs. But the more established, high-tech shown to their seats by the director slowly. Houston's established mathematician. As the play imagination and enthusiasm with theatres. There is a delightful lack of the current production. But theatres had better get off their big unfolds, the introverted, retiring which this struggling company of self-importance in the staff these folks have an ambition to fat laurels and look over their Len gradually loses contact with uses their slim resources make a patrons are quite likely to be match their enthusiasm and they shoulders—somebody is gaining reality, alienating himself from his production at CBTC as satisfying greeted at the box office by the seem to be building a quality on them. mates and sowing the seed of somehow as those of Houston's theatre's associate director and program steadily, if somewhat — M. Christopher Bayer discord between them. The end of the play finds Len alone, his mind a morass of dead leaves, bloody animal parts and "dwarf leavings," his relationship with his Rudens: Plaudits to the classical works domineering friends sundered. Pete and Mark, unable to cope Rudens owner), and of his hardly less lewd- five acts to three for the present performance. The restriction to a with each other without Len to act Rice Classics Dept. and minded confederate Charmides production, it might well be said •single night is also a pity because as a buffer, also seem on the verge St. Thomas (respectively, Reese Warner and . that the cast warmed up in the first, of all the work that was put in to it. of splitting. March 12 Jim Fowler). Later Daemones hit their peak in the second, and It is to be hoped, however, that the The problem of The Dwarfs, one gives his blessing to the union of began to flag in the third. It was in faculties of the two institutions will Editor's Note: Dr. Levin is a of Pinter's most obscure works, is his daughter with Plesidippus and the final act—alas!—that the collaberate again to bring ancient member of the Classics not completely solved in CBTCs Ampelisca to Plesidippus' valet whispered reminders of the drama to the stage in its original Department at Rice University. production. The relationship Trachalio (Ronald Mann). And he prompter came increasingly to be tongue. Indeed, it is to be hoped We are very grateful to him for between the three men is shrouded manages to make peace with his heard as this performer or that that such collaborations will writing this review for the in more mystery than may be own slave Gripus (Robert suffered a temporary memory loss. become a tradition. Certainly last Thresher. necessary—certain lines which Freeman). Gripus had, after the Had not the Rice St. Thomas Friday's staging of Plautus' Rudens proved enjoyable not only suggest homosexuality are glossed Friday evening at St. Thomas shipwreck which had followed co-production been restricted to a for those invloved in it, but also for over and the closeness from which Episcopal School, students and Labrax' plan to sell off the girls in one-night stand, perhaps such the appreciative audience out the three should start their move to faculty of that institution and Sicily, snared in his fishing net problems as the forgotten lines front. separation is never apparent. Rice University collaborated in a (the rope of the comedy's title is would have been eliminated in the Pinter's play is unsettling enough performance in Latin (save for the attached to this net) the box course of a second or third Donald Norman Levin in its uncertainties without this Prologue, which was offered in containing Palaestra's keepsakes. added confusion—director Roger translation), of Plautus' Rudens Gripus has to be cajoled with Gentry could have shed more light ("The Rope"). This comedy, based the expectation of a monetary on the work with strong choices in on a Greek original, now lost, by a reward into relinquishing this area. Tim Hanson gives a solid certain Diphilis, is unusual in possession of the box. performance as Pete, managing to taking Cyrene on the North So much for plot and be both domineering and caring African coast as its locale rather personalities. The production itself enough to be believable. Ed Muth than Athens, the standard setting was directed by Pauline Cusack of is a delightfully bizarre Len, but for works of this genre. Yet the St. Thomas, while Kristine quite simply starts off too weird, Athenian connection is not Wallace of Rice served as dialogue and as a result his characterization altogether lost, for the old man coach and prompter. * Producer has nowhere to go. Bob Lemmon, Daemones (Paul Graves) near was Kathryn Van der Pol. who has as Mark, generally fades into the whose cottage all the action takes formal ties with both institutions, scenery—he looks nice in his new place, happens to have migrated to being at the same time an suit, but his energy is non-existent Cyrene from Athens. Athenian- undergraduate at Rice and a Latin and his character, uninteresting. born likewise are both the teacher at St. Thomas. The same The Collection, happily, is a wealthy youth Plesidippus (David dual connection holds true for Jill much more successful piece both in Jester) and the young lady who Deterding, who played the role of composition and production. The catches his fancy, Palaestra by Ampelisca and who also teamed play concerns itself with two name, played by Mitty Harper. up with Van der Pol in creating the couples, one heterosexual (Stella The latter, though kidnapped long costumes. Special praise should be and James) and one homosexual ago and sold into slavery, has the due likewise of art director j (i( >

The Rice Thresher, March 26. 1^82, page Museum MFA hosts the art of a people as their world changes Art of the Avant-Garde in Russia: considerably, using oil on board in Russia and abroad. Popova, an Selections from the George and canvas, pen and ink sketches, MAC I EPCk. MEHEPXO/lbM artist widely featured in the show, Costakis Collection acrylic, sand and oil on canvas, designed the set, and his original Museum of Fine Arts and lithographs and linocuts BEyMKOAyiUHUi) costume and set designs (from Through May 9 (almost Escheresque in feeling). which the present model was Despite his technique of constructed) line the walls with Art of the Avant-Garde in superimposing images, there is a both technical mastery and Russia is, I would think from fragmented quality to his work, as feathery grace. The set is massive reading the publicity on it, an if the shapes of the canvas are only and a little forboding, i mportant show because of the way held there by physical necessity incorporating windmills and that the artists in the show effected and would go flying off at any various working gears and wheels. all art that has come after them. minute were the physical laws of It is painted in red, white, and But walking through the show, 1 the universe to be, even black, the tricolor that dominates was struck by an entirely different instantaneously, relaxed. His post-revolution art. At the end of aspect of the art — not the shapes are concentrated in the this month, The MFA will bring 1 mportance of the forms or the new center of the canvasses, forcibly the 1922 Magnanimous Cuckold way of using texture and color, but subduing great destruction into art. I back to life when it uses this set in what must have been going four performances of the play, through the minds of the artists of On the next wall are three pre- March 25-28, at 8 p.m. each night. Russia as they painted through the 1917 paintings—and you don't In addition to the play, the teens and into the twenties and have to read the tag next to them to Museum is sponsoring a lecture A sketch of Popova's set design for The Magnanimous Cuckold. thirties of this century. realize that these paintings are and film series to enhance the from a different world. One, captures a perfectly icy steel blue in czars, nothing could be believed in exhibit. Whether or not Russian painted in 1916 by El Lissitzy, uses The artists in the show appear to oil and canvas. But overall, I liked or relied upon—not even what art constructivist theatre is your thing, black ink to create an almost cubist have blended into the new regime the older works best—Filonov's meant to each artist—and so the you should see The Magnanimous figure. Two more, by Popova very well; if their styles changed sketch of the creatures from some canvas and sketch books are Cuckold. It is not often that ghosts (Traveling Woman from 1915 and are refurbished and set again upon (sometimes dramatically) after the child's fairy tale, or Kluin's covered with questions. Revolution, the quality of their art Landscape from 1914-15) bring up the stage. This is what the MFA is robotlike figures penciled onto The major piece of the show is a certainly in no way decreased. Klee, but in soothing blues and attempting to do: to save a piece graph paper to heighten the effect reconstruction of the set of the From slightly romantic works in greens and greys. All three of these of history that was nearly lost of cubes. The older art is an 1922 Vsevolod Meierhold's oil, they forwarded the spirit of the paintings were done during a through its art. There are some expression of the life of a people; production of The Magnanimous Revolution in visual propaganda. terrible war, but there is still an times when the dead should not the post-revolutionary works seem Cuckold. This production . of But under the surface of this underlying unity to them, a sense rest. to make no statements. In the Crommelynk's play had a major t smooth transition between czar that if you turn your back, the world that followed the fall of the — Deborah L. Knaff and Marx, a tension shows in the whole thing won't go flying off into influence on avant-garde art both works of the artists, a hemmed-in, shredded fragments. caged feeling where there is no possibility for escape, because The other paintings and Designs for Living/by Ronald Ehmke escape has been made to seem drawings in the show cover a wide undesirable. range of subjects, from postcards Well, I went to the movies. Goldman (played by Maureen go to things like that with Woody to textile designs to costume and I saw Reds, which is about John Stapleton, who was in Interiors, Allen, but they broke up and now The show is arranged more set plans to a schematic for an Reed. Warren Beatty played Clyde which was directed by Woody he goes to things with Mia Farrow. thematically than chronologically, electrical circuit. There are some in the movie Bonnie and Clyde, Allen, who also directed and Except that I read in Parade that so the first works are some of Ivan beautiful pieces among the later which is about Bonnie and Clyde. starred in Annie Hall). Emma when he won an award for Kluin: dark geometries in reds and works, like Nikritin's 1930 Man Bonnie in that movie is played by Goldman is also a character in directing Annie Hall he didn't even oranges from the early to mid- and Cloud, a colorful Goya, or Faye Dunaway, who played Joan Ragtime—but just the book, not go to the ceremony, so I guess that I920's. Kluin varies his media Redko's Dynamite where he Crawford in Mommie Dearest. the movie. The movie Ragtime is answers that. My advice to Warren Joan Crawford played Bette directed by Milos Forman, who Beatty is this: If you can't figure Davis's sister in Whatever Hap- directed Jack Nicholson in One out who to take, just don't go. That pened to Baby Jane? Bette Davis Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. is how we did it in high school, for played Baby Jane. Milos Forman's next movie is the prom. Well, a few days after I saw going to be a film based on the play But what if Diane wants to go to Reds, I saw Shoot the Moon, with Amadeus, which is about Mozart. one of these award ceremonies and Diane Keaton, who plays Warren Tim Curry was in the play. He no one will take her? I mean, she is Beatty's wife in Reds. In Shoot the played Dr. Frank N. Furter in The in two movies for which she could Moon she plays Albert Finney's Rocky Horror Picture Show, conceivably win awards. I doubt How would you like to make $500 ex-wife, but she also played Annie which was also "based on a play. that Albert Finney would take her, Hall in Annie Hall. Albert Finney On Golden Pond was also based because I read in the Parade that for every 1000 envelopes you stuff? played Tom Jones in Tom Jones, on a play, but I didn't go to see it. he is living with Diana Quick, who which was directed by Tony To tell you the truth, I don't really plays Julia in Brideshead Revisited If so, please send a self-addressed, Richardson, who is in Chariots of want to. Another movie I don't on television. In last week's Fire and who also directed The really want to see is Chariots of episode of Brideshead Revisited stamped envelope, or your name and Border, which stars Jack Fire. Both of these movies are Julia slept with Charles, who is address and 250 to: Nicholson. Jack Nicholson played nominated—along with Reds— played by Jeremy Irons, who Eugene O'Neill in Reds, and in for Academy Awards, but I don't played in The French Lieutenant's Sandra's Boutique Reds Eugene O'Neill has an affair really care. Woman. 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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 10 Art Sewall Gallery shifts from the ancients to the moderns The early years of the twentieth materials in an exhibition entitled: explanation in The Cubist century virtually teemed with L'Esprit Moderne—Cubism and Painters: social, scientific, and artistic the Origins of Abstraction. This innovation. Man refined the showing, assembled by student Regarded from the plastic point industrial machinery of the interns at the Sewall Gallery, offers of view, the fourth dimension previous century and further a clear-cut historical cadre to appears to spring from the three exploited it to create the lethal illuminate these puzzlingly known dimensions: it represents machinery of world war. In Paris, revolutionary works. the immenseness of space the great Exposition had created These artists, using Impression- eternalizing itself in all directions, an agreeable milieu for artists and ist doctrines of color and at any given moment, it is space thinkers. The singular melange of resolution as their point of f, the dimension of the infinite. wealth, cynicism, and liberty departure, further embellished the This principle was pioneered in served as an effective catalyst for traditions of representational art Paris by Pablo Picasso and the explosive birth of Cubism. by introducing multiple planes of Georges Braque. The idea of cubist Rice Sewall Gallery is currently visual incidence, expanding the representation had strong roots in offering several cubist works, artistic definition of space. The the primitive art of Africa. along with books of surrealist 20th century surrealist poet Exemplary tribal masks flank two poetry and with other historical Guillaume Apollinaire offers his early works of Picasso, clearly Musical Instruments (1917), Henri Laurens underscoring this influence Film Indeed, this primitive component does not limit the expression of the excitement of turn-of-the-century The new view of gays: Love is better than Best Montmarte. The delire of cafe life is evoked in Picasso's etching Eau Making Love to have with Zach. And they all live Zach, adding an alienating, while one event seems to take de Vie de Marc. In this work, the Screenplay by Barry Sandler happily ever after. documentary effect to the film. hours of screen time. fractured shapes of neon and Directed by Arthur Hitler • * * Kate Jackson, in fact, delivers her » * * tables are arranged in a dizzyingly That same "happy-ever-after" most powerful performances in Films like Personal Best and drunken composition. This liberty Personal Best ending also marks Personal Best, these short clips. Otherwise, Making Love are making great with visual cues is further Written and directed but Chris (Mariel Hemingway) has director Arthur Hiller relies on strides towards honest portrayals demonstrated in Henri Laurens' by Robert Towne ended her lesbian relationship with solid, if unimaginative, filming. of gays. Despite the failings of collage and charcoal drawing: Tory (Patrice Donnelly, a real-life Personal Best, it does portray the Personal Best makes trite use of Musical Instruments (1917). In pentathlete) and gone back to a relationship of Chris and Tory as The moguls of the film industry slow-motion photography; after a this composition, Laurens enlarges man. In fact, in order for her to one that is generally healthy—if have discovered something that while, it degenerates into the individual elements of the still- really succeed as an athlete, it only as a "phase." And Making they want us all to know: There are absurdity. When that idea is life, creating a lrf%e scale seems, she must go back to a man. Love goes the full distance and gay people in the world (gasp!), carried to the extreme of showing dimensional representation, And, really, given the psychology suggests homosexuals can be and some of them are even happy the starter's gun going off in slow within the picture plane. This of Chris, that is a plausible happy, too. (double gasp!). Well, that's more motion—all in the name of simplification is further evident in resolution to the story. or less the main idea of both "heightened suspense,"—I think In many ways, these films are his small earthenware sculpture Making Love and Personal Best. Chris and Tory are Olympic it's gone a bit too far. Personally, if supposed to work by shocking the Nude (1922), where the Together, they could be calibre athletes who meet after the I see another race in slow motion, I audience with their frank androgynous feminine form is subtitled, Gays don't have to shoot Olympic trials in 1972 in which think I'll walk slowly up to the portrayals of gays. Thus, if you transformed into a flame themselves. For too long, gay Tory has been quite successful and projection booth and calmly throw don't find homosexuality enlarging the scale through characters in movies were Chris has been a miserable failure. a match into the projector. particularly "shocking"—as I judicious simplification. pathological murderers or Tory comforts her, and before you To his credit, director Robert don't—then these films lose much neurotic idiots who couldn't live know it, they're happily frolicking Towne tries to create a visually of their interest. But just seeing a The exhibit will be on display with themselves. Now, somebody in each other's bodies. They begin striking movie. I don't think he positive attitude towards gays through April 8 in Sewall Gallery somewhere finally figured out that a long and steady relationship that succeeds, because the pace of the portrayed on the screen is a sign on the ground floor of Sewall Hall. tiiat isn't necessarily true. Or helps build Chris's confidence in film doesn't permit a relaxed that our society may finally come Gallery hours are noon to 5 p.m., rather, he figured out that he might herself and her ability as an athlete. appreciation of what he is trying to to terms with the homosexuals in Monday through Saturday. be able to make money with a film But the competitiveness of the two do. Instead, the force of the its midsts. — Edward Burke about gays. girls eventually causes more strife narrative becomes unbearable — Richard Dees Nevertheless, these two films than their sexual relationship r hardly give a uniform or complete comforts. \ portrayal of gays or gay lifestyles. So they separate, rather bitterly. In fact, the two views are quite Chris finds a man, who gives her different; the only real common that final push at the 1976 Olympic denominator is that they are "not trials. She, in turn, overcomes her unfavorable" treatments. antagonism fofTory and gives her • • * the same pep talk to keep her from Making Love is being hailed by giving up. So they both succeed. some members of the gay Charming, isn't it? community as a "landmark" film. Though Personal Best is less a It is a film about Zach (Michael movie about lesbianism than Ontkean), a happily-married man, about personal relationships in who discovers he prefers sleeping general and the "competitive with another, man, Bart (Harry spirit," the homosexual relation is A Hamlin), to sleeping with his wife, a key part of the plot structure. But Claire (Kate Jackson). the use of lesbianism in the film is The film almost fits into a mold much the same as its use in with typical heterosexual adultery pornograhic films for heterosexual films, where the "other woman" males: it gives you an excuse to just happens to be a man. ("You show lots of women's bodies. In know," cries Claire at one point, "I fact, the whole film seems to do its thought it was another woman.") best to explqit women. Scenes Zach meets Bart and likes him. depicting locker room talk of After some doubts and athletes are held in a sauna, scenes recriminations, he goes to bed with about workouts make ample use of Here's an Air Force program that can pay over $900 him. Claire knows something is tight, skimpy clothes—including a per month during your senior year. Financial aid is wrong and finally forces Zach to series of crotch shots as the available to students in engineering fields. Seniors confess. Then she tries futilely to women practice high jumping. may apply to start the program right away. Juniors save their doomed marriage. Perhaps there is some "beauty" may apply now and start receiving checks up to 12 But the mold doesn't quite fit. in all this. There is a certain poetry months before graduation. When you graduate you can earn a commission as an Air Force Officer by For even when Bart leaves the to athletics. And there is a certain attending Officer Training School and on to a scene, Claire can't have Zach back; spirit of purity in the midst of pain challenging engineering assignment Find out if you that dominates a movie that deals since he has admitted his qualify for Air Force pay while you're in school homosexual tendencies, making more with the training of athletes Contact: Lt. William F. Kennedy 226-4310. love to Claire is not really possible. than their actual competitions. 226-5495 The reconciliation that always But, frankly, too much of even exists as a possibility in typical good things become boring. "adultery" films is not possible • » » here. These films qua films are not So Zach goes off to New York particularly original or interesting. and finds another lover. Claire Making Love uses cuts of AIR FORCE stays in California, marries again, interviews with Claire and Bart and has the kid she always wanted comparing their relationships with The Rice Thresher. March 26. 1982. page 11 This Week/ by Eden Harrington

Music Bent. One of the most controversial dramas to Shepherd Quartet. The Shepherd Quartet consists appear on stage in recent years, this play chronicles of Ruben Gonzalez on violin, Raphael Fliegel on the lives of two homosexual men in Nazi violin. Wayne Crouse on viola, and Shirley Trepel concentration camps during World War II. Martin on the cello. Works performed in the program will Sherman's moving tale of love, sacrifice and the include quartets by Haydn, Prokofiev,and ultimate triumph of the human spirit continues a Mendelssohn. Sunday, March 28, at 8:00 p.m. in Stages commitment to produce plays with strong Hamman Hall. For ticket information, call 527- social and political comment. Mature audiences 4933. only: explicit sex, violence and language. March 18- April 18, Stages Theater, 709 Franklin. For ticket and time information, call 225-9539.

Gallagher. The Tower Theater, 1201 Westheimer, announces the appearance of Gallagher, with special guest Fitz.There will be six performances, April 1, 2 and 3, at 7:30 and 10:30 p.m. each evening. Tickets are on sale now at the Tower box office and all Ticketmaster outlets. For further information, call Abbe Garfinkel at 526-7666. ext. 137.

Special Houston Festival. The Houston Festival is the city's official celebration of the visual and performing arts. Encompassing performing halls, parks, plazas and theatres of Houston, the festival lasts ten days and features indoor and outdoor events which will appeal to virtually everyone. Featured will be visual The Shepherd String Quartet comes to Hamman. arts, live performances, fine crafts, media arts, food and beverage, and the Bayou Bash finale for the Treemonisha. Houston Grand Opera's widely entire family. March 18-28. For more information, acclaimed production of Scott Joplin's Treemonisha call 521-0993, and look in any newspaper. — originally performed at the HGO Spring Opera Festival and last seen in the Spring Opera Festival of Film 1981—is now scheduled for the first time in Jones Hall.Music is one of the high points here, with Sherlock, Jr. Buster Keaton plays a projectionist Joplin's hand-clapping ragtime tunes. This appears who dreams himself into the movies, creating an to be a simple folk tale, but disguised are important uncanny illusion in which his alter ego ascends from social messages, well-advanced for their time. the audience pit onto the theater screen: he's whisked Scheduled dates are March 20, 24, and 25. Call 227- from indoors to an ocean rock, dives into the waves 0091 for further information. and lands in a snowbank, and so on, in repeated assaults on Keaton's major theme: the utter reality of the immediate physical image. 1924, silent. Paul Cooper. University of Saint Thomas presents Sunday, March 21, at 7:30 p.m. Music America, a guest recital premieringa work by Rice's own Paul Cooper. March 28, 8:00 p.m. For further information, call 522-0058.

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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 12

C\ THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Fuqua, Courville electrify, Owls win first meet in years

by Jeanne Cooper head coach Steve Straub. "I'm workouts to warrant those times," honors at the Rice Invitational suffered leg pains in the 1600- The Rice men's track team surprised that he ran that fast—I commented Straub. Straub with a 3:49.49 in the 1500 meters. meter relay, but was able to played greedy host at the Rice expected at least a 1:49—but I foresees evsn greater improvement Guy won easily, but still needs to workout by Monday. Terry Jones Invitational last weekend, winning knew he would do well. The team in Courville, also qualified for shave off another five seconds wrapped up scoring for Rice with a before he can join Courville and 21.67 sixth-place finish in the 200 Fuqua at Provo, Utah in June. meters. Straub is not overly anxious, Rice totaled 91 points in the however. "It's early," he team's brightest performance this commented. "His goal is more to season. Lamar trailed with 77, make 3:40 than just 3:44." The 400-meter relay of Sherman Hall, Elliston Stinson, Terry Jones and Courville nabbed first place in 39.75. Stinson followed Courville in the 200-meter sprint, coming in second with a time of 21.03. Sophomore Sico Melendez also earned a second, behind Fuqua with a time of 1:49.05 in the 800 meters. Hurdler John Bell also tallied points for the Owls, taking third in the 100-meter high hurdles in 14.30 and fourth in the 400-meter hurdles in 52.1. Walk-on Richard McGee admirably subbed for absent pole vaulter Paul Brattlof (see related story), vaulting 15-8, a height worth second place but scoring as fourth with considera- tion of number of attempts.

% V% i!» k; '/ -H.KM:> •> P-' ' Charles House scored a personal IH best of the season with his 1:52.23 : fifth-place performance in the John Bell takes third in the 100- meter hurdles in 14.30 —M. Gladu " Rice-dominated 800-meter dash. Team captain Steve Baldwin also Houston with 75 1/2, McNeese State with 68, Texas A&M with 66 Jerry Fuqua (right) wins the 800-meter dash in 1:47.94 while Vince Courville (left) wins the 100 in 10.26 —M. Gladu 2 3, Wichita State with 52, Bayjor with 49, Texas Southern witlf'37, its first meet in years and boasting was ultramotivated." nationals. "He's still got technical Wharton Junior College with 10 several electrifying performances. Speedy junior Vince Courville flaws in his starts, which we'll be and Houston Baptist with zero. Junior Jerry Fuqua (see related was also one of the ultramotivated working on," explained Straub. Besides lifting team morale, the story) held the limelight for the at the meet, earning two first places "And when tougher competition meet also benefitted coach Straub Owls, qualifying for the NCAA with his 100-meter dash in 10.26 comes...." in recruiting, as high school championship in June with his and his 200-meter dash in 20.77. Freshman sensation Gawain division events featuring top area stunning first place time of 1:47.94 Both are meet records. Guy could use some of that athletes were alternated with in the 800 meters. "He's been down for two years; tougher competition, too. university races. Straub and the "His win was very gratifying to now he's got his confidence back. Currently undefeated in the 1500 other university coaches were able me, to himself and the team," said We hadn't even done sprint meter/mile run, Guy took top to view some of the best prospects in the country. He's no Bob Beamon If that seems inconsequential, Straub advises, "Look at the (Rice Fuqua recovers from injuries to climb on top Invitational) high school records." In 1968, a little-known long it was time to stop bringing Jerry "My arms fell asleep until the Courville, Melendez, Guy, Stinson jumper named Bob Beamon along slowly. The athlete had to quarter mark. I was running and Greg Johnson of this year's stunned the athletic world by continue the tedium of working herky-jerky." squad all set records for the meet while in high school. jumping 29-2 1/2 in the thin air out without the recompense of Yet somehow he knew, as he The team will travel to of Mexico City in the Olympics. competing. always has, that things would pick Lafayette, Louisiana this weekend Beamon himself could not belYeve By the time of the A&M up. "I felt strong, and I started for a triangular meet with host his jump; he was never able to Triangular in late February, Jerry kicking in the last 300." replicate the feat. Rice's half-miler was itching to race. Although he Gawain Guy wins the 1500-meter run Southwestern Louisiana and Jerry Fuqua is no Bob Beamon. Now Jerry's goal is to be in the in 3:49.49 —M. Gladu Southern Illinois. The squad will Jerry ran the 800 meters at the top four at the national ran a season best in the meet, compete again at home March 27 Rice Invitational last weekend in championships in Provo, Utah placing sixth in the 400-meter dash in a quadrangular with Bavlor. 1:47.94, only 2.78 seconds off the June 4-6. He'll have to run at least with a time of 47.82. Baldwin later Lamar and Texas A&M. NCAA meet record set in 1977. a 1:47 each day to make it into the "I've never run that fast before," finals. Can he do it? commented the Lovett junior. "That's what I've got to be Brattlof sixth in nation "I've thought about it, but it just training for," admitted Jerry. didn't seem realistic." Noted Straub, "You gotta be by Jeanne Cooper In early season indoor Modest Jerry Fuqua, however, cognizant of the fact that his feet Owl pole vaulter Paul Brattlof competition, Brattlof had vaulted has never really had the chance to are still kinda tender. We don't earned the title of All-America at 17-2 3/4, and won the Southwest run that well. Although he won the want to overwork him. He's got to the NCAA Indoor Track and Field 1979 Junior Nationals as a senior practice consistently, but not Championships in Pontiac, in high school with a time of 1:50.7, tremendously. Besides three or Michigan last weekend. Brattlof he ripped his planter tendon early four meets, the rest in the season vaulted 16-10 for sixth place in in his freshman year at Rice, and don't really matter." final competition. ran only a 1:51.7 in the 1980 Rice Becoming an All-American last More importantly, Straub year in the outdoor championships Invitational. When his foot didn't -M. Gladu heal over the summer, the next Jerry Fuqua wants Jerry to reevaluate himself. with a fourth-place vault of 17-4, "He's got to realize how good he is. year he didn't run at all. was a month behind in practice, he Brattlof was unhappy with his "He's had a rough time for two tied with Gawain Guy for first in He's paid his dues, and he's a very indoor finish this year. "I'm pretty years," said head track coach the 800, running a 1:51.26. The integral part of this team " disappointed," said Brattlof. The Steven Straub. "It's all to his credit next weekend he took second at But can he "realistically" run Lovett junior pointed out that he and character that he's kept his the Border Olympics in Laredo, that fast again? Well," Jerry Fuqua had vaulted 17-2 in the p^lims. head high and kept faith in himself falling to Guy with a time of is no Bob Beamon. "You know, Commented coach Steve and me." 1:51.89. Was another slump you work out and it hurts, you lift Straub, "This time last year he'd This year, Jerry set a "realistic" beginning? weight and it hurts, and then you have been awed. Now he's pissed goal: "I wanted to get through the "I was just tired," stated Jerry. win a race: it doesn't hurt off. That's good. Paul Brattlof —M. Gladu year without getting hurt." Yet "When 1 tried to start kicking in anymore," he said. & 'i. "He thinks hPs the best when an Achilles heel popped in the last hundred, I couldn't." "I just hope that I can do it collegiate vaulter in the nation, Conference meet with a vault ol January, it looked like he would The beginning yards of the Rice again. No, I know I can." and he has to, if he wants to be," 16-K I 4 His outdoor season best once again be out. Straub decided Invitational didn't go well either. —Jeanne Cooper continued Straub. so far is 16-6. The Rice Thresher, March 26. 1982. page 13 WOMfN'S SWIMMING Div. II women place eleventh in nation, Snell top scorer by Jeanne Cooper swimming in the 800-yard freestyle eleventh place in the 200 butterfly, The Rice women's swim team relay and the 200-yard medley swum in 2:12.98. relay as well as in the 400-yard totaled 174 points to place eleventh Although the Owls dropped a medley. The 800 freestyle team of overall in the AIAW Division II rung in the overall rankings from Kathy Anderson, Jane Picker, National Championships in last year, Snell felt the team has Gaskin and Batho placed Moscow, Indiana last weekend. had a just as successful season this thirteenth with a time of 8:00.52. Junior Kay Snell, named AIAW year. "Dropping from the top ten The 200 medley team, which All-American and Coaches All- to eleventh sounds worse than it is. included Snell (backstroke), American, was the meet high-point We have nothing to be ashamed Barbara Demorotski (breast- winner. about," she stated. stroke), and Hight (butterfly) Snell had the highest finish for besides Gaskin, placed fifteenth Snell speculated that heavy Rice, coming in second in the 100- with a time of 1:54.13. yard individual medley with a time recruiting by rival schools caused of 1:00.74. Backstroke was clearly Because of their relay work, Rice to score less. "Tulane got at her forte as she picked up a third Anderson, Demorotski and Picker least eight freshmen, and they apiece in the 50-yard and 100-yard were also named Coaches All- jumped from thirty-fifth to the top races with times of 27.73 and 59.67 Americans. Picker also had the ten. We had some bad breaks, but and a sixth in the 200-yard race highest remaining individual overall I think we did as well as All-Americans Karen Hight, Kay Snell and Kathy Batho -M. Gladu with a time of 2:12.75. Snell placed performance for Rice, with an ever." fifth with her time of 2:12.75 in the 200-yard individual medley . WOMEN'S BASKETBALL "I'm very happy," she commented. I swam some times that I haven't swam in a year." Owls lack intensity, fall to Ouachita 69-59 Senior Karen Hight and by Donald Buckholt contagious. We'd miss the front down with an ankle injury in the were playing at 85 to 90 percent of sophomore Kathy Batho also The women's basketball season end of a one-and-one or the free state finals, and of senior forward their capabilities. Krieger became AIAW and Coaches All- ended last Thursday when the throw on a three-point play, and it Pat Krieger, who had been playing managed to tie sophomore Pennie Americans at the meet. Hight Owls were eliminated by Ouachita was very depressing." on a stress fracture of her left foot. Pennie Goff scored 15 to top ended her successful career at Rice Baptist of Arkansas 69-59 in the Entering the regionals, a big But Tucker refused to use the the Owls. most notably with a ninth in the opening round of the regional concern for the Owls was the injuries as an alibi, although she Discussing the slump Rice 200 IM in 2:13.81, and a tenth in tournament in San Angelo. Rice condition of Quails, who had gone did feel the two graduating starters experienced during the final the 50-yard breastroke in 32.48. finished the season 21-8 after month of the season, Tucker Hight also scored for Rice in the losing their last two games. speculated, "I think we gave so 100- and 200-yard breaststroke, "We couldn't get the same much during the earlier part of the coming in eleventh and thirteenth rhythm we had in practice last year that it might have affected us. with respective times of 1:10.25 week," said Rice coach Linda We reached a plateau, and we just and 2:33.32, and the 100 IM, Tucker. "We never got any didn't have the intensity to push coming in thirteenth with a time of consistency on offense. The beyond that. We tried to play hard. 1:02.63. intensity wasn't there." I think that the team played too Batho earned points with three Starter Goya Quails, who hard." eleventh places, excelling in the completed her Rice career in the Quails added, "To some extent, 100- and 200-yard freestyle and the loss, also attributed the loss to lack yes. there was less intensity. In our 50-yard butterfly with times of of offense. "We had a hard time 2-3 zone, we used to get lots of 53.57, 1:56.83 and 32.48, hitting the bucket. I could tell it steals. The steals would get our respectively. Batho also placed was the offense hurting us." offense going and get everybody nineteenth in the 200-yard Rice trailed almost the entire up. We weren't anticipating and butterfly with a time of 2:18.50. game, but the Owls blew numerous getting the steals like we used to. Rice relays fared well at the chances to catch up at the free We were slower when we tried to meet, with the top performance by throw line. Hitting 11 of 27 free pick up the tempo against the 400-yard medley relay of Snell throws does not fit into any Ouachita, although when they (backstroke), Hight (breaststroke), conception of a winning effort, and tried to fast break, we got back on Batho (butterfly) and Gina Gaskin sure enough, the Owls' icy touch defense." was a killing stroke. (freestyle). The team took third Both Tucker and Quails agreed with a time of 4:02.81. Tucker tried to explain the that the Rice team which gave a Gaskin was named Coaches All- team's failure to sink free throws: highly respectable showing against "It was a mental thing, and it was America based on her freestyle Baylor and Texas Tech in the Southwest Conference tourna- ment in late January would have easily beaten Ouachita Baptist. But for whatever reasons, the Owls GETTING MARRIED? never again played up to their form in that tournament. 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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 14 BASEBALL Owls go 1 -2 in Aggie slugfest, split St. Edward's home pair

by Donald Buckholt the St. Edward's third baseman Mike Horn broke the shutout with Rice played a non-conference ran Thompson back toward an RBI grounder. The other two doubleheader Tuesday at second, where M. Fox had already runs came in the seventh on a two- Cameron Field against St. arrived. Thompson slowed to a run homer by Mark Machalec. Edward's, losing the first game l-O walk as he got to second, and triumphing in the second apparently giving up the out. Rice 10-5, A&M 5-7 Instead, he jumped back onto contest 7-4. Hie Owls opened There were even more offensive second ahead of the tag, while M. Southwest Conference play in fireworks in the Saturday twin bill. Fox went back to first. The College Station last weekend with The Owls took off against A&M befuddled St. Edward's player a three-game series against the first-game starter Steve Davis in failed to realize the scam until M. Texas A&M Aggies. Rice captured the fourth, with six runs on six hits. Fox was safely back at first. one of the games in the set, Bobby Eggleston slapped a two- splitting the Saturday double- The importance of this play run homer which sparked the header with a 10-5 win in the came in the fact that Curtis Fox inning, along with a two-run single opening game. A&M picked up batted next and clubbed his second from Machalec. wins Friday 8-3 and in the second homer of the year over the right Rice added three other homers game Saturday 7-5. field fence, handing the win to in the first game, from Scott Spivey, 2-3, who relieved Ronnie Johnson with the bases empty in Rice 0-7, St. Edward's 1-4 Peoples in the fifth. The game was the third, Carl Mikeska with one The set against St. Edward's saw called after 5 1/2 innings due to on in the fifth, and Mark Farrar, some of the lesser-used Owls darkness. whose one-run shot came in the Frosh hurler Norm Charlton went to 3-0 with A&M win -M. Gladu getting playing time. Rice's David sixth. Norm Charlton went the Pavlas pitched strongly in the first hits and the game's only run. Don part to some wily baserunning in A&M 8, Rice 3 distance with the support of the game, but neither team could push Owls' heavy lumber, giving him a Spivey relieved and got the last two the fifth inning. Whep Mike Fox A&M is one of the favorites for across a tally in the regulation 3-0 mark. outs. Pavlas' record dropped to 2- rapped a single to tie the game at 4- the conference title, and they had seven innings. The string of goose l. 4, James Thompson was caught off maintained a team batting average A&M took the rubber game of eggs was broken in the top of the Rice slipped past the visitors in second base by the relay from the of .345 entering the Rice series. the series by jumping on Owl tenth, when Pavlas gave up two the afternoon cap thanks in large outfield. In the ensuing rundown, The entire series featured long ball starter Doug Watson, 3-1 early. Aggie catcher Joe Szekley, who displays by both teams, but the had homered in the first game, MEN S TENNIS Farmers had the upper hand knocked in three runs with a bases- Friday. loaded double in the first. Watson Pat Devine started the first game was tagged for six runs before Rice rebounds, conquers Illinois 5-3 for Rice, and was touched up for Derek Hoelscher relieved in the 10 hits in four innings. His last In doubles play, the teams of fourth. by Dave Chilton Jake Hess. inning was his worst; the Aggies The men's tennis team warmed The top three singles players for Cushing-Tomasco and Albert- Rice staged a rally in the waning strung together five consecutive innings, with Johnson's second up for the Rice Invitational Rice, Cushing, Albert and Gradin lost their matches after hits to account for five runs. The tournament which begins today Tomasco, all won in straight sets. taking the first set. Smith and homer and sixth hit of the day loss sunk Devine's record to 4-2 on accounting for two runs in the with a gutsy, 5-3 victory over the year. the University of Illinois Tuesday eighth to slice the Aggie lead to 1-5. at Jake Hess Stadium. Rice could not take advantage Two walks put the tying runs on The Owls snapped back from a" of sloppiness on the basepaths by with two outs in the ninth, but 2-1 deficit at one point in singles A&M. The Aggies lost two men in Horn flied out to center to end the play to win the match with two the fourth on pickoffs, one in the game. victories in doubles competition. second on an overrun of third, and Rice carries an 18-10 record into Leading the way for Rice once one in the seventh when a runner an important home conference again was junior Tres Cushing, 11 - on first went to third on a one-out opener against Houston at I in singles competition. Cushing fly ball to right and was picked off. Cameron Field Friday at 3 p.m. disposed of Tom Henderson 6-2,6- Rice did not dent Aggie starter The teams will return for a 2. David Flores until the sixth when doubleheader Saturdav at noon. The Owls had trouble in the two and three spots, however, as number two Don Tomasco bowed to Scott Sommers 6-1, 5-7, 6-2 and number three Fred Gradin imiiii dropped his match against Adam STUDENT CREDIT Ambielli 6-3, 1-6, 6-1. That left it Tres Cushing, 11-1 in singles competition Gladu up to number four Marlis Smith, a The bottom three fared not nearly Anderson garnered the only 6-3, 6-7, 6-1 victor over Neil as well, as both Gradin and victory of doubles competition Adams, and number five Bob Ever wish that while travelling, vacationing, or Anderson lost in straight sets while with a win in straight sets. 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WOMEN'S TRACK Wrights, Lewis favored in weekend Rice Invitational track meet by Jeanne Cooper Wright in the 400 meters and meter dash and the 1500-meter at the Border Olympics last neglected by the men's team. Lisa The women's track and field freshman Laura J. Wright in the run. weekend in a field laden with Ferdinand, Camille Cockerham, team will host the Rice Women's Laura E. is the defending AI AW Division I runners. Lewis enters Jodi Radziewicz and Alecia Invitational today and tomorrow Division II national champion in this weekend's meet with a best of Abraham will compete in the at the track stadium. Field events her event, with a career best of 2:08 in the 800 meters. various events, along with basket- begin today at 1 p.m., followed by 54.00. Laura J. has shown Fans will have an opportunity to ball starters Pat Krieger and running events at 2 p.m. Finals for exceptional promise in early races. see strong performances by Rice Pennie Goff, who will make their all events begin at 2 p.m. Saturday. She finished third in the 100 meters athletes in the field events, mostly field season debut.

Six teams will join Rice in competition, including area rivals Radziewicz takes 2nd in heptathlon Sam Houston State, San Jacinto by Jeanne Cooper Junior College. Stephen F. Austin Jodi Radziewicz in second place and Texas A&l, and farflung took top honors for the Rice teams from University of Wiscon- women's heptathlon squad in the sin at Eau Claire and University of Gulf Athletic Congress Heptath- Nebraska at Omaha lon last Saturday in Rice Stadium. Disa Lewis —-M. Gladu Favorites for Rice in running 100 meters. Junior Disa Lewis is Radziewicz amassed 4,494 events are sophomore Laura E. the Owls' top entrant in the 800- points in the low-key meet, winning the 100 hurdles in which she regularly competes and the Placement Office Interviews long jump. Other events in the NlVERSlf heptathlon include theshotput, the high jump, the 200-meter dash, the Date School javelin and the 800-meter dash. 3/22 Emory University - "I don't train at all," said School of Nursing Radziewicz. "It's just for fun." Date Company Nevertheless, Radziewicz missed the national-qualifying 3/22 Uncle Ben's Rice total by only six points.

3/22 Texas Commerce Bank Jodi Radziewicz doing what she does best -M. Gladu Freshman Lisa Ferdinand, 3/23 Stone & Webster recruited for volleyball as well as came in fourth in the meet, jumper, Camille Cockerham, in 3/23 Home Life of New York the heptathlon and pentathlon, followed by the Owls' key high seventh place. 3/23 Wallace Computer Services 3/24 Prudential Insurance MEN'S TENNIS 3/24 State Highway Dept. 3/24 NCR - Houston Men to host tourney with talented field 3/25 Sarpma by Dave Chilton talented players, with seven players in Tomm Warneke (17), 3/25 Union Carbide The big event of the Rice tennis NCAA Division I schools Mark Pinchoff (21), and Charles season comes this week as Rice competing for the Guerny-Hess Haney (29). Texas brings two top- 3/25 First Jersey Securities hosts the twenty-fourth annual challenge trophy and a $1,000 40 competitors in Paul Crozier 3/25 Home Insurance Rice Collegiate Invitational scholarship donated by Miller (20), and Johnny Levine (25) while 3/26 Cinfas Tennis Tournament today through Lite. Tennessee's Paul Annacome (40) Sunday at Jake Hess 'Tennis The tournament favorite is rounds out the list of top 3/26 The Metallic Braden Stadium. nationally sixth-ranked Trinity, competitors. The tournament draws many although the Tigers will be hard- The daily routine calls for two pressed by seventh-ranked rounds of singles starting at 9 a.m., University of Texas and followed by one round of doubles nineteenth-ranked University of Friday and Saturday, with Tennessee. Rounding out the field consolation matches whenever are Lamar, defending champion they can be played on available University of Houston, newcomer courts. The finals will start at 1 Vanderbilt, and, of course, Rice. p.m. Sunday. Seven of the 32-player singles field rank in the top 40 nationally. Admission is $6 for an all- Most notable among them is Mike tournament ticket on side seats or DePalmer Jr. of Tennessee, son of $20 for the covered end court the Volunteers coach and the stands. Daily side court charge is sixth-ranked player nationally. $2 on Friday and $4 Saturday and Trinity sports three top-40 singles Sunday.

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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 16 THE RICE THRISNIR/SPORTS scored three final baskets, victim to a flurry of baskets by said he was not disappointed with could block Clenzie," said Alborn. Lovett defeats Hanszen breaking through Hanszen's full- Lovett as the Toast took the lead the occasionally ragged execution. The Rice Athletic Hall of Fame court press for the buckets. 22-16. Brinkley was also the leading will grow by five members when for fourth straight title Kenny Kurtzman added 13 Led by quick guards Susan rusher in the scrimmage with 46 inductees Edwin DePrato, Mike points for Hanszen, while John Conte and Erin Tierney, and by yards on nine carries. Kevin Trigg Hale, Hank Coffman, John Lovett College raced past Worral put in nine for Lovett, powerful forwards Jodi had 33 yards on his 11 rushes. Garrett, and Rufus King enter in Hanszen 77-65 in the college including a slam dunk in the Radziewicz, Rend Gober, Wanna Defensive standout was defensive ceremonies March 25 at the "R" basketball finals Monday night at game's waning moments. Hadnott and Annette Mertens, tackle Clenzie Pierson. "We never Room. Autry Court. The victory gave- Toast of Lovett outlasted the Lovett its fourth college basketball Basket Cases to win the intramural Rice varsity, club athletics for Mar. 19-Apr. 2 championship in as many years. championship 31-21. Lovett's freshman forward Paul Toast of Lovett capture Judson poured in 21 points and intramural cage crown Fri Mar 1 9 M Tennis in Rice Inv. Tournament JAKE HESS 9:00 a m guards Ed Brittingham and Jeff W Track in Rice Invitational RICE TRACK 1 00 p m Owls set for scrimmage; M Baseball vs Houston CAMERON FIELD 3 00 p m Flack added 14 and 13 points, After breezing through the Sat Mar 20 M Tennis in Rice Invit. cont'd. JAKE HESS 9:00a m respectively. Hall of Fame inducts 5 M Baseball vs Houston (2) CAMERON FIELD 12pm regular season with a 3-0 record, TRACK STADIUM 1 00pm The Toastermen never trailed, W Track in Rice Invit. cont'd- Wednesday league champs Toast M Track in SWL Triangular Lafayette, La all day jumping out to an 8-0 lead after of Lovett captured the women's Head football coach Ray Sun Mar 21 W Soccer vs. Bellaire Bellaire 10:00a m only two minutes. But Hanszen M Tennis in Rice Invit. cont'd. JAKE HESS 1 OOp.m intramural basketball title Alborn will work his charges came back behind the shooting of Mon Mar 22 W Tennis vs. Univ of SW Louisiana JAKE HESS 1 30 p m Tuesday night. through their second scrimmage of senior forward Chris Kilborn, who Tue Mar 23 M Baseball vs Sam Houston (2) CAMERON FIELD 100pm After defeating the Good Girls, spring practice Saturday at 9 a.m. scored 20 points, to trail by only Wed Mar 24 W Tennis vs Texas A&M (dual) JAKE HESS 1:00p.m a tough team composed mainly of at Rice Stadium. The Owls had Fri Mar 26 M Tennis vs. Southern Methodist Dallas 1 30 p.m. two, 10-8. Lovett exploded again, Joneswomen, Toast of Lovett their first scrimmage last Saturday M Baseball vs. Arkansas Fayetteville 3:00 p m however, on three straight jumpers faced the run-and-gun Basket on their second day of workouts. Sat Mar 27 M Baseball vs. Arkansas (2) Fayetteville 12:00pm by Flack and a layup from M Tennis vs. Arkansas Fayetteville 1 30 p m Cases from Baker in the 1982 sophomore Antonio Austin 1 30 p m Brttingham to lead 18-8. The W Tennis vs. Texas (dual) championship game. Brinkley scored the only MW Track in Rice Quadrangular TRACK STADIUM all day Lovetteers then turned to their It was a nail-biting first half with touchdown of the 75-play Tue Mar 30 M Baseball vs. Sam Houston (2) Huntsville 1 OOp.m running game and grabbed a 13- the score knotted 11-11 after the scrimmage, earning six points on a Wed Mar 31 M Golf in All-American Invit Bear Creek all day point halftime lead, 40-27. two-yard run. Admitting that the Fri Apr 2 M Tennis vs. Texas Christian JAKE HESS 1 30 p m first two quarters. The Basket W Tennis vs. Lamar (duel) Beaumont 2 00 p m Hanszen, however, refused to Cases jumped out to a quick 16-13 coaches "threw a lot of things at M Baseball vs. Texas Tech CAMERON FIELD 3:00 p m die. Forward Derek Hurst threw in lead in the 3rd quarter, only to fall them right off the bat," Alborn MW Track at Texas Relays Austin all day three straight jumpers in the opening minutes of the second half to narrow the lead to seven, 42-35. Judson returned the hat trick just moments later, scoring three Golden Goose Co uncontested jumpers in a row to put Lovett comfortably back in Y FLOWERS AND sumes front. Lovett led by as many as 13 points again, 65-52, but Hanszen Brochures & Catalogs made one final run, cutting behind Marketing Research the inside scoring of Blake Vernon Beautiful corsages made to order Computer Services (14 points) and Kilborn. T ranslations With just under three minutes to play, however, Kilborn fell to the 5203 KELVIN • HOUSTON, TEXAS 77006 • 528-5551 floor with an ankle sprain and 482-7998 Free Resume with this ad never returned to the game. Lovett

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should contact one of the newly for others. For reservations, call The cost is just $1 for those RPC elected officers or the SA/RPC 526-0678 from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. wearing formal overalls. BROWN office. The waiting list draw to Alison Kennamer Sharon Hecox WILL RICE determine who will receive a place BAKER on campus next year is After lunch on Parents Day, The films committee will be Ron Caldwell showing the movie Elephant Man Wednesday, March 24 at 6:30 p.m. March 20th, the Brotzens are Friday, March 26 at 7,9:30and 12. Bill Bonner Spring College Nignt is tonight in the big commons. having a reception at Brown Admission will be 50c. Symphony Baker's finest hour has arrived! in the Commons. Dinner begins at Parents Day is scheduled for this House. Everyone can bring dates tickets are available for March 27. Shakespearean Week begins six p.m., followed by awards and a Saturday. In special honor of our to College Night. Brown will have Also, General Cinema tickets are Sunday with the Shakespearean reception in Anderson Hall parents, there will be a reception in a waiter trade with Lovett and still available through college reps Fair at 1 p.m. in the Baker-Will Rice beginning at eight. the little commons right after Baker. for $2. quad. There will be food, drink The Will Rice Multi-Media Arts lunch in conjunction with a March 22 is the suite drawing, The new RPC officers for next and general fun for all. Festival begins at eight p.m. Musicale in which parents are with the bump coming up March invited to participate. By the way, year are Doug Gardner, president; From Monday, March 22 tonight and runs through Sunday. 30. Please, don't forget that any our great new Master is Dr. Isle. Beth Sinclair, vice president; through Saturday, March 27 Helpers are needed, so sign up in girl who has not shown the receipt Congratulations! Sandie Moon, treasurer and Baker Theatre presents Macbeth. Babs' office. for her room deposit to Mrs. Von V J Eiff by 4:00 will be the first to be Martha McGranahan, secretary. All performances are at 8 p.m. in Beer-bike T-shirts are being -^' LOVETT Anyone interested in applying for the Baker Commons, and tickets ordered now. They are $5 each and bumped. an RPC committee chairmanship are $2.50 for Rice students, $3.50 must be paid for by next Friday. Albert Throckmorton Orders will be taken in room 124 or Petitions are due Friday, March ibook misclassi in my mailbox. Make checks 19 for SA members at large, off- And the witness is this, that God payable to WRC. campus reps, and associate has given us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. He who has the Christian Science Organization The deadline to return room justices. The election for these postions will be held March 23. Son has the life; he who does not at Rice University invites you to jack questionnaires to Eddie have the Son of God does not have Gentry's mailbox is March 22. The This Friday night Lovett is the life. —1 John 5:11-12 attend their meetings. eligibility jack is March 25. Also, showing Swashbuckler in Chem *** Call senior cards are due March 26 in Lec at 7:30 and 9:30. Admission is Had a good date recently? Then Babs' office. free. Saturday night is Casino bring one to hear Larry Allen Gertrude P. Fogel 785-8238 speak on "Dating and Marriage" Tracy Harrison 529-4421 Party time: this year's theme is "Pirates of the Caribbean". with InterVarsity Christian Meetings on Tues. 12:10-12:50 SH 207B JONES Fellowship next Friday at 7 p.m. in Don't forget to get your acts Lyle's (Lovett basement). On Campus Counseling Augusta Barone together for the Spring Musicale First and Third Tuesdays, 1 to 3 p.m. The TRGLS Overall Formal March 30. There will be a drop-in For a warm handful, call Lynn at Clergy Office—RMC Cloister open house at Lovett House 523-2030. will be held on Saturday, March 27 *** at 9 p.m. in the Jones Commons. Sunday night at 9:30. TMWCTD camping trip: Spring Break '82: Thanks guys. It was real, it was fun. I love you all. *** Buried it. . . had to . . . dead you know. *** that if you confess with your The Joy of Sees. mouth Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved; / THEKES NOTHINGS MO COLLEtrB \ for with the heart man believes, UKe m/PLE resulting in righteousness, and ^ n SEC EDUCATION WOULD \ with the mouth he confesses, sj, I ( VzDeLKMTTHB , BE COMPLETE 4) resulting in salvation. f Romans 10:9-10 v / studekjt Bod /. without Hank 526-6860 TRIPLE Rick G. 526-5402 SEC. Rick (other) 526-5721 / NEVE* KNEVJ Landy 526-8217 WERE MEGE *** Death is the Ultimate Jack. — SO MANY VU4K5 D2 TO BN70Y Life's a bitch and then you die — D1 TRIPLE SEC,. "Snarfing" is the delicate way to say it. J: T1 gets my feet, D1 gets my head, and T2 gets my . . . D2: Do you give good feet? — Overheard in Bungalos Lolita Melloooww . . . 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Sometimes I really hope he's coming Becuase he really started something But then I pause and stop to think He would only mess things up again A New Wave Prophe*** t — The Pod Reaganomics & the Three Party System; Can You Survive? Another El Rancho Graustark Institute Symposium. Refresh- ments provided. Friday, March 19 at 9 p.m. 4505/07/1*** 5 Graustark. Talleyrand was one of the Beautiful People, he was a favorite with Louis, Marie, and the cake- eating set. They lost their heads, I but he didn't. He was a favorite of Robespierre and the guillotine set. They lost their heads too. But he didn't. Napoleon and the world conquest circle were especially fond of him. There was Waterloo. But Talleyrand didn't take any extended island holidays. He was never one to lose his head. • ** Can You Survive? "Oh look Muffy, the Zum Zum Gang's tossing a gala fundraiser at the Country Club." Friday, March 19 at 9 p.m. 4505 Graustark. *** Overheard in the Pub: "But I've never set on one before!" *** Can You Survive? Dark Victory: An economic sequel to the movie classic. A must-see for the discri- minating filmographer. Friday, March 19 at 9 p.m. 4507 Graustark. *** To whoever wrote that tasteful misclass the other week: Although I enjoy all the things you described, you left out a lot. Meet me at the Casino Party and I'll let you eat my eye patch. You know where I'll be wearing it. —The real** M* G from Lovett Can You Survive? Hooverville Blues. I was 23 last February and with some luck I may turn 24. Last winter we nearly froze. This summer we won't have air condi- tioning ... or food. Next winter we'll probably die. Come to a celebration. Friday, March 19 at 9 p.m. 4515 Graustark. *** And remember, Dear Roxanne "• Your eyes are brown Your hair is brown good times stir with YOUF face is pretty And I like your body too. Seagram's 7 Crown. Orrin. »»* SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO N Y C AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80PROOf "The reason why she won't Spring is because he can't Perk." The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1982, page 19 misclass i'm ak.... you're n&n Friday, March nineteenth The students of Masc 353 send The Will Rice Multi-Media Arts Houston Monthly Contest — the 8-10. Anderson Hall. Will Rioc Multi-Media Arts their deepest sympathy to ^the Festival will take place this Short Story: each story must be no Festival. family of Dr. Richard Tapia in weekend in Anderson Hall's jury more than 2500 words in length rice 6. WRC Commons. WRC College Night. 7:30. Physics Amphitheatre. The Cross and the their time of grief. room. Hours are Friday 8-10p.m., and may cover any topic in any *** Saturday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and genre; each story must be typed, people's Switchblade. Free. Lost: TI-50 calculator in 7:30 and 9:30. Chem Lec. Swashbuckler. $1. Sunday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Admission double-spaced on 8'/$ x 11 inch Periodicals Room or outside celendar 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Soviet Toys, King Pravda is free. Everybody is welcome. paper on one side of each page; the and Enthusiasm or Symphony of the Donbas. $2. library. Lost Thursday night. If *** first page must carry the author's 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Glen and Randa. $2. you found it please turn in to RMC Engineering and medicine — Mr. name, mailing address, zip, home River Oaks. The Hound of the Baskervilles (7:30 and desk of call Joseph 721-4387. Cash William O'Bannort of the Baylor and work numbers, title of story 9:15). reward — no questions asked. College of Medicine will be and page number; each succeeding *** speaking on past, present, and page must have the author's name, Saturday, March twentieth To whom it may concern (you Parents' Day. possible future engineering story title and page number; the 9-5. Anderson Hall. Will Rice Multi-Media Arts Festival. know who you are, don't you, developments in medicine on story must be accompanied by a 5 2:30 and 7:30. Media Center. TEXPO Student Event: films by elementary and guys?): With all the Rice girls who March 24 at 4 p.m. in Spac 106. He x 7 black and white photo of the high school students. Free. want some, why did /all go and will be showing slides and also author and a short biography; 7:30. Chem Lec. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Free. give it to Mexican whores? bringing a few objects of interest 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Autumn Leaves. $2. anyone is eligible to enter, P.S. How did the blood tests to pass around. Sponsored by excluding employees of Party Line 9 RMC Grand Hall. Lovett Casino Party. $4.50 at the door. turn out? ASME. River Oaks. East of Eden (2:45 and 7:15) and Rebel Without a Cause (5 and 9:30). *** Publishing, contest will run each »»» month June 1982 thru May 1983; Sunday, March twenty-first The last presentation in Entering medicine — On March 19 9-5. Anderson Hall. Will Rice Multi-Media Arts Festival. TexPIRG's auto mechanics class best of month, $100; best of year, Dr. Albert Gunn, Dean of $500. Photo contest: each 7:30. Media Center. Sherlock, Jr. and The Cameraman. $2. will be on Monday, March 22 at 7 Admissions, Univ. of Texas River Oaks. Shampoo (3 and 7) and Heaven Can Wait (5 and 9). p.m. in Chem Lec. Admission is submission should be on 8 x 10 School of Medicine/Health, will black and white glossy; no Monday, March twenty-second free. lead an open discussion for all River Oaks. Murder on the Orient Express (7:15) and The Mirror Crack'd(9:30). *** photographys will be returned The Lovett Casino Party will be students interested in entering the unless accompanied by stamped, Tuesday, March twenty-third medical profession. He will be self-addressed envelope; entrants 7. Chem Lec. Jeff Calvert, Libertarian candidate for Congress, speaks. held this Saturday in the RMC. The theme is Pirates of the accompanied by Dr. Sharon must not write on or mar the 7:30. Media Center. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence. $2. Crandell. They will be in the RMC River Oaks. Bedazzled (7:30) and The Ruling Class (9:30). Caribbean so dress accordingly. backs of the actual photos but top floor conference room at 3 must provide their name, mailing Wednesday, March twenty-fourth We heartily invite all he-pirates, she-pirates, slaves, wenches, p.m. on March 19. address, zip, home and work 7:30. Media Center. The Seventh Seal. $2. *** River Oaks. If. . . (7:15) and O Lucky Man! (9:30). seamen, governors, courtesans, numbers and photo ID on a piece and whatnot for a night of piracy. f paper and tape it to the back of Thursday, March twenty-fifth Open bar, dancing to The i puerile misclass each photo. For more info write to 7:30. Media Center. Winstanley and The Battle of Culloden. $2. Houston Monthly, 6603 Rookin, River Oaks. Carnal Knowledge (7:30) and Bad timing: A Sensual Obsession Condominiums, all types of Would you rather be a discon- (9:30). gambling and a stage show. Yo tented Socrates or a satisfied pig? Houston, TX 77074. Friday, March twenty-sixth Ho! $3.50 in advance at the Lovett J.S. Mill and others have *** 5 Deadline for dropping courses or pass/fails. College Office, $4 at the door. 9-1, considered this ethical issue and so it faces us as intelligent members of The Rice Tae Kwon Karate Club Hanszen/Wiess TGIF. RMC, March 20. BTA. will have it's picture taken this 7, 9:30 and 12. Chem Lec. The Elephant Man. 50c. »»* the human race. We're endowed 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Magnanimous Cuckold. $5. If you have a used 27" x 1 (4" bike with brains, and necessarily with Saturday, March 20, at 1:30 p.m. 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Breathless. $2. wheel lying around, sell it to me pain. The question is which life is at the gym. River Oaks. Fritz the Cat (7:30), The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat (9:15) and 'cause someone ripped mine off. worthier to live: should sin--,' Heavy Traffic (10:45). I'd prefer something better than minded happiness replace .. real paid ads Saturday, March twenty-seventh bad, but I can't afford more than moments of glory with accompany Star Pizza needs pizza makers, 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Magnanimous Cuckold. $5. $50 or so. Please call Carter at major contributions to society? We oven people, and kitchen help. 7:30. Texpo-Film/ Video Showcase. $2. 661-3938. all know that work is a bitch. Still, Part- or full-time. Call 523-0800. River Oaks. It Came From Outer Space (4 and 7:30) and Creature From the * * * would you rather grunt or pontifi- Couple from Austin looking for an Black iMgoon (5:45 and 9:15). For sale: 3-speed women's cate through your life? If you'd like Schwinn bike. Call 522-3049 and apartment or house to sublease for Sunday, March twenty-eighth a more definitive answer ask summer. Also have an apartment 1-5. Baker/WRC quad. Baker Shakespeare Fair. Free. make offer soon. Larry Templain or watch the 7:30. Media Center. William Steen: Performances-Times. $2 + ** in Austin to sublease. Contact: Wanted: Small house of apartment Newlywed Game. M/M G. Nevers, 202 E. 30th #306, River Oaks. Splendor in the Grass (2:30 and 7) and The Parallax View (5 and *** 9:30). with yard. Suitable for 1 or 2 I'd rather take a holiday in Austin, TX 78705. people. Close to Rice area. Cambodia than attend the Srccwd. Earn extra income part-time. plays, exhibits, flicks Starting May or June. 526-4503 *** Direct distribution or top-quality A Little Night Music (March 18-20, 25-27). Wiess Tabletop Theatre. Wiess afternoons or early evenings. Misclasses submitted by engineers Commons. $3. Call 527-8101, x2308. nutritional products. Share with *** probably are amusing to family, friends and classmates. Mac Beth (March 22-27). Baker Shakespeare. Baker Commons. 8 p.m. curtain. Are you one of the beautiful themselves. However, who really Rice types $2.50, others $3.50. Call 526-0678. people? Door-to-door not required. Phone Contrast (March 22-26). Rice Players. Hamman Hall. Call 527-4040. *** gives a fuck about computer jocks 358-4059. Herr Peter Squenz. SH 106. April 1 and 4. $1 students, $1.50 others. whining about how bad their profs Help wanted for McDonald's 4520 To the obnoxious twit who keeps are? Will Rice Multi-Media Arts Festival. Anderson Hall. March 19-21. Kirby, 8714 Stella Link, "Yves Klein (1928-1962): A Retrospective" (through May 2). Rice Museum. talking in Poli 354. Dr. Dix is too *** 527-4852. polite to tell you to shut up, but I'm Now an unadulterated ad which is immediate openings, flexible "Texas on Paper" Contemporary Arts Museum, Montrose and Main. Call not. You annoy me and most of the encouraging you to attend the next hours, days, nights, weekends. 526-3129. rest of the class. Zoot Friends production. Watch Large two bedroom, two bath "Leonardo da Vinci: Nature Studies" (through April 4), Museum of Fine Arts. *** this page! apartment with study. Quiet and "Cosmos: The Voyage to the Stars." Burke Baker Planetarium, Museum of "For the word of God is living and *** professional atmosphere. $495/ Natural Science. Call 467-4982. active, sharper than any two-edged Remember, if you wish to see a month including utilities. 1500 Lili Marleen, Montenegro and Story of O. 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