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* &YJUt$BOZPOWJMMF 03t*OGPt3FTtTFWFOGFBUIFSTDPN Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING ROSEBURG Information: learntolive_productions@hot- 2011-12 concert THE PERFECT PAIR mail.com. lineup released The Roseburg Community WINCHESTER Concerts 2011-12 season has Open auditions for been announced. The lineup is as follows: Umpqua Singers Sept. 22 — The Water Cool- Open auditions fro the ers, musical comedy troupe. Umpqua Singers, Umpqua Oct. 6 — Edgar Cruz, gui- Community College’s vocal tarist. jazz student ensemble, are Nov. 17 — The Poulenc from 1 to 4 p.m. Monday in Trio, Oboe, basson and piano. the Whipple Fine Arts Center, Feb. 24, 2012 — Aion room 12, 1140 Umpqua Col- Clarke, lege Road, Winchester. singer/songwriter/pianist. Students must come pre- March 12, 2012 — Evan pared with a solo selection. Marshall, mandolin virtuoso. Group performs 45 to 50 April 29 — Chris Jácome concerts a year. Flamenco Ensemble, acoustic Information: 541-440-4693. flamenco. Most concerts are 7 p.m. ROSEBURG Thursdays at Umpqua Com- munity College’s Jacoby Audi- Band hosts grange torium. There is no reserved seating and dates and perform- contra dance ers are subject to change. Irish Creme is leading the Membership and ticket price charge for an old-time country information is available online. MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review contra dance from 7 to 10 p.m. Website: roseburgcommuni- Art will accompany wine at a wine walk in downtown Roseburg tonight. See details Saturday at the Melrose tyconcerts.org. this page. Grange Hall, 3811 Melrose Road., Roseburg. No partners or experience is MYRTLE CREEK necessary. All dances will be Studio seeks instrumentation to bring alive dents will make their mark by Night Grill. taught by caller Stacy Rose the works of Beethoven, Back, making sidewalk chalk art Reservations required. Cost from Coos Bay. artists to feature Mozart and Ginastera. downtown earlier in the day. is $25 per person. A community band made up The Ye Olde Art Shoppe is Seating is limited and reser- Information: 541-673-3352. Information: 541-672-2532. of members of Irish Creme looking for artists to feature vations required. and other local musicians will through 2011 and 2012. Tickets are $25 and include ROSEBURG ROSEBURG provide the live music. Artwork is displayed at the appetizers. Doors open at 6:45 p.m. downtown Myrtle Creek stu- Information: 541-459-7998. Jam, art come Auditions for film Suggested donation is $4. dio for a four-week period. together for benefit are this weekend Information: 541-672-4621. Information: 541-863-6843. ROSEBURG Jam and art go together for Roseburg filmmaker Chase Downtown walk one night only for this month’s Gilley will hold auditions for ROSEBURG OAKLAND Music for the Arts dinner con- his original film from 4 to 7 Club hosts party Flautist, pairs wine and art cert from 6 to 8:30 p.m. Friday p.m. Saturday and Sunday at The Downtown Roseburg at the Umpqua Valley Arts the Betty Long Unruh Theatre, with the stars play at winery Association will host another Center, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- The Umpqua Astronomers, a Esther Fredrickson and wine walk from 5 to 8 p.m. Roseburg. burg. local group of astronomy Friends perform classical today in the city’s core. Homemade Jam, a quartet Gilley’s film, “Act One,” enthusiasts, is celebrating chamber music at 7 p.m. Sat- Walkers can enjoy wine, that plays traditional, contem- includes parts for 12 men and National Astronomy Day with urday at MarshAnne Landing appetizers, music by Irish porary folk, bluegrass, swing, eight women between the ages a community star gazing event Winery, 175 Hogan Road, Creme and art at various busi- jazz and Irish songs, will per- of 16 and 50. at 8:30 p.m. Saturday in the Oakland. nesses downtown after regular form. Auditions include an inter- Redeemer Fellowship church Fredrickson, a flautist, com- hours. The dinner is catered by view, script reading and musi- parking lot, 3031 W. Harvard bines violin, viola and cello Roseburg High School stu- Brix 527 Cafe and Friday cal . Ave. Astronomers will show ■ Mail: Currents, The News-Review, P.O. Box 1248, Roseburg, 97470. Currents reporter: DD Bixby views of the moon and Saturn. ■ Phone: 541-957-4218 Everyone is welcome, but the Drop-off: The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Currents editor: Tricia Jones event may not be appropriate CURRENTS Phone: 541-957-4216 ■ Email: [email protected] TV Guide questions: for very young children. To submit local arts and ■ Fax: (541) 957-4270 Vicki Menard Warm clothing and a red- entertainment information, Phone: 541-957-4203 covered flashlight is recom- mended. send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be Published every Thursday by typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Please see BRIEFS, page 4 Page 4, The News-Review BRIEFS Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 missions for its Second Annual Website: www.uvarts.com. struction. Donations are appre- day in downtown Historic Stargazing is free. Best Photo and the Fifth Annu- Information: 541-672-4621. ciated. Oakland. Website: www.umpquaas- al Hundred Valleys Northwest Artwork will be shown at a Six classes of vehicles span- tronomers.org. juried shows and competitions. ELKTON later date in the fall. ning manufacture dates from Information: 541-673-1081. The association also is seek- Call to make a reservation. the 1920s to 1979 and trucks ing painters to register for the Artists welcomed Information: 541-584-2272 will vie for prizes. Motorcy- ROSEBURG first Umpqua Plein Air Event or 541-584-2692. cles are welcome. and competition dubbed to park it at ECEC Registration starts at 8 a.m. The Elkton Community Cost is $10 per vehicle. Seeking artists “Location, Location, Loca- OAKLAND tion.” Painters will test their Education Center will host a There will be live entertain- for three shows skills on July 14 and 15. painting in the park day at 9 Car show, shine ment by local classic rock The Umpqua Valley Arts Deadline for submissions a.m. July 30 at the center, band Flashbak. Association will soon close its and registration for all three 15850 Highway 38 West, Elk- hits the streets Proceeds benefit the Oak- call to artists for two upcom- shows is June 8. ton. Oakland will host its Eighth land Community Theater sum- ing shows. For more show requirements Artists can paint or take Annual Car Show and Shine mer production. The UVAA is seeking sub- and details contact the UVAA. photos of the gardens, river- from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Satur- Website: www.oakland- front or Fort Umpqua recon- carshow.org.

Mercy Medical Center ‘Hurt Locker’ team plans For Your Good Health film on bin Laden hunt LOS ANGELES (AP) — son, who spoke on condition The filmmakers behind the of anonymity because the per- war-on-terror drama “The Hurt son was not authorized to talk Locker” are moving forward about the project’s status. with an U.S. forces have hunted bin action Laden since the Sept. 11 ter- thriller rorist attacks nearly 10 years about the ago. A team of Navy SEALs hunt for shot and killed bin Laden early Osama bin Monday at a compound in Laden. . Director Bigelow declined to com- Kathryn ment about the project, accord- Bigelow and ing to Susan Ciccone, a screenwriter Bigelow spokeswoman for the director. Mark Boal “The Hurt Locker,” which What you have had the bin Laden project centered on a U.S. bomb-dis- in the works, and now that the posal unit in Iraq, won best al-Qaida leader has been picture at the Academy Awards should know about killed, a person close to the last year and earned the best- filmmakers said Monday that directing Oscar for Bigelow, pre-diabetes: the film is more relevant than the first woman to receive that ever. honor. Untreated pre-diabetes can lead to diabetes. However, studies have shown that The as-yet-untitled film will The film won a total of six many people with pre-diabetes can delay or even prevent diabetes by making and center on the Black Ops pur- Oscars, including the prize for maintaining lifestyle changes. Join us on May 16, to learn how to find out if you suit of bin Laden, said the per- original screenplay for Boal. have pre-diabetes, and what you can do about it. A light meal, courtesy of the Harold Schnitzer Diabetes Health Center at OHSU, DDidid yyourour ggetet uupp aandnd ggoo will be provided at 5 p.m. The lecture begins at 5:30 p.m. Interested participants ggetet uupp aandnd lleave?eave? will have a chance to have their blood sugar checked before, and two hours after, Untreated sleep apnea lowers the meal. both quality and years of life! Start breathing & living again! Monday, May 16, 5 - 7 p.m. Mercy Community Education Center YYOUOU HHAVEAVE OOPTIONS!PTIONS! Conference Room 1 A ccustomustom oraloral applianceappliance 2459 Stewart Parkway mmayaybbee tthehe answeranswer forfor you!you! (above Parkway Mobility and Medical Supply) 5541.672.572141.672.5721 • 8866.396.808666.396.8086 SPEAKERS: Mercy Medical Center wwww.SmilesByRoman.comww.SmilesByRoman.com Medicare Kary Piper, RN, Certified Diabetes Educator COMMUNITY EDUCATION DDr.r. BBruceruce WW.. RomanRoman Accepted! Carol Embertson, RD, Certified Diabetes Educator 541-677-2102 | www.mercyrose.org DDentalental SSleepleep MedicineMedicine • BBoardoard CertifiCertifi eded • OrthodonticsOrthodontics 500 SE Douglas Avenue • Roseburg Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 5 weekly CALENDAR

Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. ZUMBA FOR LOGAN — 6:30 to 8:30 THURSDAY,Thursday, May MAY 5 5 Free admission. No experience or part- p.m., South Umpqua High School, ners necessary. Dances are taught. gym, 501 Chadwick Lane, Myrtle Creek. 672-5115. Logan Hicks, 4, was diagnosed with NIGHTLIFE TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m., The diffuse intrinsic pontine glioma, a brain WII GAMES, POOL — 4:30 p.m., Club House, 227 W. Central Ave., tumor, on March 11. Proceeds from Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, Sutherlin. $20 buy-in tournament at 7 this zumba event, with alternating 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. p.m., cash games at about 9 p.m. $5 guest instructors, will go toward Shuffle board and pool tournaments daily membership. 541-784-5354 or Logan’s family. There will also be raffle take place at 6 p.m. every third Thurs- [email protected]. items, silent auction and prizes. Dona- day of each month. 541-679-4090. KARAOKE — 8 p.m., The Beaver tions accepted at the door. 541-839- TAYLOR MALONE AND SPECIAL Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens 4818. GUESTS — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, St., Roseburg. 541-637-0072. MUSIC FOR THE ARTS — 6 to 8:30 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Finger LIVE MUSIC — 8 p.m. to closing, p.m., Umqpua Valley Arts Center, 1624 picking stylist and Malone is a Rose- Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Homemade burg local. No cover. 541-957-1786. S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Jam band will perform for this regular KARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing, KARAOKE — 9 p.m. to 2 a.m., benefit dinner, catered by Brix 527 Cafe Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave., and Friday Night Grill. RSVP required. Roseburg. Free pool. 541-440-2785. Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459- $25 per person. 541-672-2532. BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 Courtesy photo 0463. MOM PROM — 7 to 11 p.m., Win- ston Community Center, 440 Grape St., p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers Apropros Musique will play at My Coffee and the Wine LIVE DJ — 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Sweet Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Dixie Fine Food and Spirits, 194 N. Old Winston. Billed as the ultimate ladies’ Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party Experience Friday. Pacific Highway, Myrtle Creek. No combined with music from the greats cover. 541-863-5000. such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and BAND — 7 p.m., UCC Jacoby Auditori- N.W. General Ave., Roseburg. Nonprofit EVENTS Please see CALENDAR,page 6 Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- um, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Win- dance club offers teens and young tions recommended. 541-839-1111. chester. Along with the Soldier’s Cho- adults a place to dance and hang out POOL TOURNAMENT — 7 p.m., The rus, this 65-member concert band under the supervision of adults. $5 Offyce, 208 Central Ave., Sutherlin. presents a program of marches, over- cover. Food and drinks available for GROOMING By Linda B. Tournaments every Thursday. 541-315- tures, popular music, patriotic selec- purchase. 541-784-8488. 2136. tions and instrumental and vocal solos. LIVE MUSIC — 7 p.m., Little Broth- 8-BALL BCA POOL TOURNAMENT Free. Send a self-addressed envelope ers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St. Come early CCELEBRATEELEBRATE PPETET WWEEKEEK — 7 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Cen- to The News-Review, 345 N.E. Win- for a seat. No cover. 541-672-0912. tral Ave., Sutherlin. $3 entry fee. 541- chester St., Roseburg. Limit of four KARAOKE WITH ROCKING RONNIE 459-0463. tickets per request. 541-672-3321. — 7 to 11 p.m., Raise Your Glass, WITH A WELL GROOMED PET BLUES AND ROCK JAM — 8 to 11 1033 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. p.m., Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Dance floor. Weekend entrees. Free. Roseburg. Blues, progressive and clas- Friday,FRIDAY, May 6 MAY 6 541-643-0264. Mention this Ad & get a SPECIAL GIFT sic rock hosted by Boxorox. $2 cover. BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 541-672-9131. p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers LADIES NIGHT — 8 p.m. to closing, NIGHTLIFE Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta while supplies last Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969 DINNER AND DANCE — 5 to 11 Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Open mic p.m., Veterans Of Foreign Wars Post combined with music from the greats Self & Full service available and karaoke by DJ Kevin. 9745, 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Win- such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and ston. Dinner from 5 to 7 p.m. Several Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- EVENTS entrees. Dance from 7 to 11 p.m. Bring tions recommended. 541-839-1111. www.groomingbylindab.com DOWNTOWN ART AND WINE WALK finger foods. Public welcome. 541-679- SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY Open Mon - Fri at 8 am — 5 to 8 p.m., Downtown Roseburg. 4090. DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- Downtown Roseburg Association APROPOS MUSIQUE — 5 to 8 p.m., glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg hosts another wine walk, at which peo- My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden- 677-9620 ple can visit businesses downtown Garden Valley Road, Suite 100, Rose- after business hours. Walkers can burg. Blend of acoustic country, rock enjoy wine, appetizers, music by Irish and pop. No cover. 541-229-1230. Creme and art at various businesses WINE TASTING — 5 to 7 p.m., Hotel downtown. Roseburg High School stu- Lobby, Seven Feathers Casino Resort, Don’t Just Quit dents will make their mark by making 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. sidewalk chalk art downtown earlier in Must be 21 or older. 541-839-1111. the day. 541-673-3352. 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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Rose- Flute ensemble returns to this local burg. Classic rock. 541-672-9131. venue. Seating is limited, Reservations Winston. Billed as the ultimate ladies’ LIVE DJ — 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Sweet required. Tickets are $25 and include night out, this benefit dance for women Dixie Fine Food and Spirits, 194 N. Old appetizers. 541-459-7998. 21 and older benefits the New Begin- Pacific Highway, Myrtle Creek. No STAR PARTY — 8:30 p.m., nings SPCA. Formal wear is not cover. 541-863-5000. Redeemer’s Parking Lot, 3031 W. Har- required. There will be a vard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua and tackiest dress contest. Advance EVENTS Astronomers are celebrating National tickets are $25 and available at Mystic OAKLAND’S 8TH ANNUAL CAR Astronomy Day with a community Earth, While Away Books, the Roseburg SHOW AND SHINE — 10 a.m. to 3 stargazing event. Astronomers will be Beauty College, New Beginnings Thrift p.m., Historic Oakland. Six classes of showing views of the moon and Saturn. Store and New 2 U in Winston. Tickets vehicles spanning manufacture dates Wear warm clothing and carry a red- cost $35 at the door. 541-733-5829. from the 1920s to 1979 and trucks will covered flashlight. www.umpquaas- PAUL BIONDI — 8 p.m., Splitz Bar vie for prizes. Motorcycles are welcome. tronomers.org. 541-673-1081. and Grill, 2400 Diamond Lake Blvd., Registration starts at 8 a.m. Cost is $10 Roseburg. Master Saxophonist per- per vehicle. Food and entertainment. forming jazz and . $5. 541-430- Proceeds benefit the Oakland Commu- SUNDAY,Sunday, MAYMay 8 8 2629 or 541-672-3601. nity Theater summer production. PHIL VASSAR — 9 p.m., Seven www.oaklandcarshow.org. Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief CALAPOOIA REFLECTIONS MUSE- NIGHTLIFE Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Country UM OPENS — 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., 113 KARAOKE — 6 to 9 p.m., Eagles music chart topper Vassar has had hits W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. This Suther- Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., with singles like “Carlene” and “Six- Courtesy photo lin-area museum will hold its grand Sutherlin. 541-459-9154. Pack Summer.” Tickets are $30 and $20 will be held at the Melrose opening. Museum displays include old DEAL OR NO DEAL— 5 to 8 p.m., and are available at sevenfeathers.com. An old-time contra dance chain saws, medical bags, hats and The Beaver Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. 800-585-3737. Grange Hall Saturday. dresses, lamps and chairs. Regular Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637-0072. museum hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Roseburg. 541-637-0072. Thursday through Monday. 541-459- p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers Saturday,SATURDAY, May 7 MAY 7 Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party KARAOKE AND DANCE — 8 p.m. to 4522. Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta combined with music from the greats closing, Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian FILM AUDITIONS — 4 to 7 p.m., Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. combined with music from the greats NIGHTLIFE Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- MINUTE TO WIN IT GAME NITE — 9 Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Original such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and KARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing, tions recommended. 541-839-1111. p.m. to 11 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. screenplay, “Act One,” is by Roseburg Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave., THE DIXONVILLE CHICKS AND Central Ave., Sutherlin. Try your luck at filmmaker Chase Gilley. Script has parts tions recommended. 541-839-1111. Roseburg. 541-440-2785. FRIENDS— 7:30 p.m., Raise Your a game to win a prize. 541-459-0463. available for 12 men and eight women KARAOKE — 8 p.m. until closing, EDDY ROSS — 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles Glass, 1033 S.E. Stephens St., Rose- KARAOKE — 11 p.m. to 2 a.m., between 16 and 50 years old. Auditions Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave., Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., burg. Blues. Dance floor. Weekend Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave., include e interview, script reading and Roseburg. 541-440-2785. Sutherlin. Live music. 541-459-9154. entrees. Free. 541-643-0264. Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459- musical audition. learntolive_produc- BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 KARAOKE — 8 p.m., The Beaver Den 0463. [email protected]. EVENTS p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens St., — 9 p.m. to midnight, GOSPEL MUSIC — 6 p.m., Noah’s FILM AUDITIONS — 4 to 7 p.m., Ark, 411 Safari Road, Winston. Open Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. mic and testimony time. Spaghetti din- Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Original ner $5. 541-784-1261. screenplay, “Act One,” is by Roseburg ICE CREAM BINGO — 6 to 9 p.m., filmmaker Chase Gilley. Script has parts PLANT & GARDEN Highland Elementary School, 2605 available for 12 men and eight women Longwood Drive, Reedsport. Adult and between 16 and 50 years old. Auditions children’s games. Prizes and gift certifi- include e interview, script reading and cates. Tickets cost $5 for adults, $3.50 musical audition. learntolive_produc- for children 12 and younger and $15 for [email protected]. a family of four. Sponsored by Great Afternoons, a nonprofit, after-school program at Highland Elementary that Monday,MONDAY, May 9 MAY 9 serves 160 children. 541-271-3926. CONTRA DANCE — 7 to 10 p.m., Melrose Grange Hall, 3811 Melrose NIGHTLIFE Road, Roseburg. This old-time country KARAOKE — 4:30 to 10 p.m., Veter- Douglas County dance hails back to Oregon pioneers. ans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, 570 No partner or experience needed and S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. Kitchen Master Gardeners beginners are welcome. All dances are open. Members, guests, public wel- taught by caller Stacy Rose from Coos come. 541-679-4090. Bay. Live music include Irish Creme and TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m. until Douglas County Fairgrounds, $ 0000 AAdmissiondmission atat thethe doordoor other local musicians and bands. Doors closing, The Club House, 227 W. Central ((underunder 1122 FFree)ree) open at 6:45 p.m. Suggested donation Ave., Sutherlin. Cash games; $5 daily Roseburg (Exit 123, off I-5) 1 SServiceervice AAnimalsnimals OnlyOnly is $4. 541-672-4621. membership. 541-784-5354 or theclub- Raffl e ESTHER FREDRICKSON AND [email protected]. s • Vendors • Yard Art • Garden Supplies FRIENDS — 7 p.m., MarshAnne Land- ing Winery, 175 Hogan Road, Oakland. Please see CALENDAR,page 9 A.J. Snapper 1000s of Plants to choose from! Bunyardʼs Barnyard • AnnualsAnnuals • TreesTrees • VeggiesVeggies Which EGG is for You?.. Dairy Loop Gardens Kruse Farms • PerennialsPerennials • ShrubsShrubs • GrassesGrasses Douglas County Dahlia • BulbsBulbs • HerbsHerbs • SedumsSedums Available in five sizes from Society Lybarger Landscape Phoenix School Wood Crafts & Etc. Extra Large to Mini. We can Consulting & Design Douglas County Historical Rolling Hills Nursery Pat Gardner help you choose the Society Lynneʼs Gardiner Gardens Big Green Egg Rosewood Gardens And Arletta Church Douglas County Juvenile Maplewood Nursery Nursery that best fits Dept. Rivertown Flowers your lifestyle! MAS Un Limited/Simply Rustique Metal Arts Edʼs Chain Carvings Dump It Shady Oaks Elkton Community Ed. Master Food Preservers Center Shamrock Gardens Nursery Native Plant Society Of Hayhurst Valley Oregon Stroke Of Magic Organic Nursery Saturday, New Beginnings SPCA Sunshine Hill Nursery Hooked On Palms Norm Lehne Garden & Uncle Danʼs Cust. May 7, 2011 Joyʼs By Design Orchard Woodworking 541-672-0306 • 2583 W. HARVARD Kokopelli Gourd Works Old Yellow House & Friends Vinyl Is Final 9a.m. - 4p.m. CCB# 180108 www.fishershearthandhome.com Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 7 Jon Krasinski, left, and Ginnifer Good- weekly MOVIES win star in the upcoming romantic Garden Valley Cinema: Glenn Close, Patrick Warburton, Mar- taking over the family business, comedy 1750 N.W. Hughwood Court. tin Short. E.B., the son of the Easter ‘Something 541-672-7272 Bunny, leaves for Hollywood in For Friday through May 12 HANNA HHH rated PG-13. pursuit of his dream of becoming Borrowed.’ Hanna is a teenage girl with stamina, a drummer. Once there, he 1 THOR HH ⁄2 rated PG-13. A pow- strength and the smarts of a soldier, encounters Fred, a slacker with The Associated erful but arrogant warrior god, Thor, is qualities that come from being raised lofty goals of his own, who acci- Press cast out of the fantastic realm of by her ex-CIA father in the wilds of dentally hits E.B. with his car. Asgard and sent to live on Earth with Finland. Created with the intention of Feigning injury, E.B. manipulates the humans. While there, he learns to becoming a ruthless assassin, she is Fred into providing him shelter and commuter’s life prior to the destruc- Thor, is cast out of the fantastic realm be one of their finest defenders. Chris now dispatched across Europe on a quickly becomes the worst house- tion of the train, the soldier must try to of Asgard and sent to live on Earth Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Antho- mission that will lead to revelations guest imaginable. Russell Brand, deduce the cause and perpetrators with the humans. While there, he ny Hopkins, Kat Dennings, Idris Elba, about her existence, and humanity. James Marsden, Kaley Cuoco, Gary behind the train’s destructive end. learns to be one of their finest Rene Russo. NEW THIS WEEK Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, Eric Coles, Elizabeth Perkins, Hugh Lau- Jake Gyllenhaal, , defenders. Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Bana. rie, Hank Azaria. Portman, Anthony Hopkins, Kat Den- 1 Michelle Monaghan. SOMETHING BORROWED H ⁄2 nings, Idris Elba, Rene Russo. NEW H HH rated PG-13. Rachel is a talented ATLAS SHRUGGED: PART I ARTHUR rated PG-13. Irre- Harvard Cinema: THIS WEEK rated PG-13. A powerful railroad sponsible charmer Arthur Bach has attorney at a top law firm, a 3161 W. Harvard Ave. generous friend and unfortunately executive, Dagny Taggart, struggles always relied on his limitless fortune 541-673-6604 1 single, as her best friend Darcy con- to keep her business alive while soci- and lifelong nanny to get by in life and PROM HH ⁄2 rated PG There are stantly reminds her. On her thirtieth ety is crumbling around her. Based keep him out of trouble. But now, he HH hundreds of nights in high school, but birthday after one drink too many, on the 1957 novel by Ayn Rand. faces a life-changing choice between WATER FOR ELEPHANTS there is only one prom. Several inter- Rachel, the perpetual good girl, ends an arranged marriage that will allow rated PG-13. Jacob, a veterinary secting stories unfold at one high up in bed with the guy she has had a DYLAN DOG: DEAD OF NIGHT his lifestyle to continue and true love, school student, meets and falls in school as the big dance approaches. crush on since law school. The only (NR) rated PG-13. 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PROM NIGHT for moms and cats MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review From left, Summer Hall, Shirley Pierce and Marion Johnson of the New Beginnings Thrift Store, along with other women, will don tacky and out-of-style dresses for the Mom Prom Friday to benefit the store’s Society for the Preven- tion of Cruelty to Animals. Mom Prom boasts night of fun, tacky dresses for animal society

DD BIXBY and though it’s dubbed for “moms,” the Pierce, manager of the thrift store, event is open to all women 21 and If you go... had another commitment and won’t be The News-Review older. able to make it. Hall, a pet adoption ookie, a dough-colored cat, “Our cats have vet bills all the time, WHAT: Mom Prom counselor, was still debating what to hopped up on the checkout and we also take on the public’s emer- WHEN: 7 to 11 p.m. Friday. wear. counter to investigate the gency bills,” said Sam Lea, board pres- WHERE: Winston Community Center, 440 Johnson had a pretty good idea, commotion Saturday after- ident for New Beginnings Society for Grape St.,Winston adapted from Trish Suhr, a host on the Cnoon at the New Beginnings Thrift the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. WHY: Fundraiser for the New Beginnings Style Network’s “Clean House” home SPCA. No-host bar. Must be 21 and older. Store in downtown Roseburg. New Beginning’s latest reported makeover show. expenses are from 2009, during which COST:Tickets cost $35 at the door. “I’ll probably wear my wedding She sniffed at Marion Johnson’s Advanced tickets cost $25, available at Mys- sparkly gown, quickly got bored and the nonprofit spent nearly $20,000 for dress,” Johnson said. “Hey, I spent tic Earth,While Away Books, the Roseburg $300 on it and I wore it for what? Four jumped to another counter for a better spay-neuter and emergency veterinary Beauty College, New Beginnings Thrift Store view of Summer Hall’s red number and services. and New 2 U in Winston. hours? Trish Suhr had fun trashing the the voluminous sea foam dress worn by Lea said the organization hopes Fri- INFORMATION: 541-733-5829. gown. I’m looking forward to it.” Shirley Pierce. day’s dance sees between 100 and 200 Johnson is also bringing her daughter Johnson, Hall and Pierce spent about women in attendance. At $25 for tick- to the event, as an early Mother’s Day an hour flipping through the store’s ets in advance and $35 at the door, that present. you don’t have to drag along the hubby. Longtime board member Billye racks to find examples of what women would raise New Beginnings between We drag ’em along and they sit and the Whorton, 69, of Tyee said she planned can don at this Friday’s Mom Prom. $2,500 and $7,000. girls dance, so why bother?” Whether Cookie appreciated the The Mom Prom idea sprang to life in The local event will follow its Michi- to go, but she wouldn’t overplay the women’s efforts is up for debate, but Canton, Mich., in 2006 as a ladies night gan roots with a DJ, dancing, snacks, a dress up — well, at least not the dress the women sported the outdated dresses out, in which women can drag out long no-host bar and contests for prom part. to promote the fundraiser for her and forgotten or seldom worn dresses and queen and the tackiest dress. “I think I’ll wear jeans and a tiara,” the 30 other cats who live at the thrift party for charity, according to a website Lea said women aren’t automatical- she said. “The last time I wore a dress store, which doubles as a no-kill shel- dedicated to Mom Proms. ly contenders for those two contests was in the last century.” ter. Lea came across the website and said and must sign up to vie for those titles. The Mom Prom is the latest in the it seemed like a good fit for New Saturday’s models, who all serve • You can reach reporter DD Bixby at nonprofit’s ongoing fundraising efforts Beginnings. New Beginnings in some fashion, had 957-4218 or by email at dbixby@nrto- “It just sounded fun,” Lea said. “And various plans for the event. day.com. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, MAY 9 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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A merciless “Rocky III” (1982) Sylvester Stallone. A merciless (Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer, Olivia AMC 68 24 Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. Å contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å contender forces Rocky into a title match. Å Wilde) suspect he’s developed a ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Animal Nightmares Animal Nightmares River Monsters River Monsters Animal Nightmares Monsters new drug problem in “The Fix.” BRAVO 62 46 Bethenny Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After (N) Bethenny Ever After Housewives 9 p.m. on KLSR CNBC 65 Biogr/CNBC Biography on CNBC Mad Money Biography on CNBC Biography on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Chicago Code CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ “Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001) Shawn Wayans. Å Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep Work. After a murder that looks to be motivated by hate, Teresa (Jennifer CW 12 ’70s Show ’ Seinfeld ’ 90210 (N) ’ Å Gossip Girl (N) ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne South Park 14 Beals) takes on the police depart- Most American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American ment’s promotion system, which DISC 34 30 Wanted vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior “Big Guns” vs. Junior (N) Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior “Big Guns” Chopper ›‡ is supposed to be based on merit Suite Life on Phineas and Phineas and “College Road Trip” (2008, Comedy) Suite Life on Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Good Luck Hannah but is riddled with corruption, even DISN 37 21 Deck Ferb Ferb Martin Lawrence, Raven-Symoné. Deck Ferb Ferb Charlie Charlie Montana ’ though this could tip Gibbons (Del- E! 57 25 Holly’s E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City Khloe Khloe E! Special The Soup Chelsea Lat E! News roy Lindo) off to her plans. Vonda MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball NFL Live SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- ESPN 28 31 Å (Devin Kelly) receives a mysterious ball Tonight (N) (N) ball package that reveals more informa- Å Å ESPN2 27 49 Poker Tour N. American Poker N. American Poker SportsNation Football NBA NASCAR Now SportCenter tion about Jarek (Jason Clarke) FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye and his family in the new episode FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Unwrapped Candy Diners Diners Meat Best Thing Cake Good Eats Diners “Black Sox.” ›› FX 31 45 Earth Stood Two Men Two Men “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” (2008) Brendan Fraser. “Mummy: Dragon Emp.” 9 p.m. on SYFY (5:00) “The “The Fly”››› (1958) Al Hedison, Patricia Owens. Scientist’s “Vault of Horror”››‡ (1973) Anna Massey. “Emperor of the North”››‡ (1973, Adventure) Lee Marvin, Stargate Universe FXM 44 Fly”››› gizmo swaps his head with fl y’s. Å Five tales from the crypt. Ernest Borgnine, Keith Carradine. As command ships block every HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Property Property House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l First Place First Place House Å Å escape point, the crew of the Des- HIST 41 34 Restoration Restoration Restoration Pawn Stars How the States Got Their Restoration tiny must make take a stand or be ’ ’ ’ ’ HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls left adrift in “Gauntlet,” the series ION 15 20 Without Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds “Legacy” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal finale. 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Score (N) 9:30 p.m. on KPIC SPEED 58 53 Pinks Car Warriors ’ Å The 10 The 10 Pinks - All Out Car Warriors ’ Å NASCAR Race Hub AMA Super Mike & Molly SPIKE 69 38 Jail Å Jail (N) ’ Jail (N) ’ Jail (N) ’ Jail Å “Bulletproof Monk”›› (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. ’ Ways to Die Ways to Die Isn’t 30 a bit young for a midlife SYFY 43 40 Star Trek Star Trek: Next Stargate Universe Å Stargate Universe Å Sanctuary “Wingman” ’ Stargate Universe Å Sanctuary crisis? Call it what you will; Victoria Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan (N) Lopez (Katy Mixon) is in a state of panic TBS 33 10 Queens Queens ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Tonight (N) about her impending 30th birthday (5:00) “Lawrence of Arabia”›››› (1962) Peter O’Toole. A controversial “The Killing Fields”›››‡ (1984) Sam Waterston. U.S. newsman loses Cambo- “Serenade”››‡ (1956) and pulls Mike and Molly (Billy TCM 51 26 British offi cer unites Arab tribes against the Turks. dian friend in 1975 fall of Phnom Penh. Mario Lanza. Gardell, Melissa McCarthy) into her TLC 42 41 Cakes Fabulous Cakes Å Extreme Extreme Fabulous Cakes (N) ’ Quints Quints Extreme Extreme Cakes vortex of drama in the new episode TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Å Law & Order ’ Law & Order “City Hall” Law “Victoria’s Birthday.” Swoosie Kurtz and Reno Wilson also star. TOON 63 33 Codename Johnny T Gumball Adventure Regular King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Bizarre No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain 10 p.m. on LIFE TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family “Money Train”›‡ (1995) Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson. 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Å ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss Shea comes to town. I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels “Clueless” Pregnant in Heels Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Coca-Cola: The Real Story 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 H’mooners Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “Dirty Work”›‡ (1998, Comedy) Norm Macdonald. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show Deadliest Catch Storm system hits the American Chopper Bike for Make- American Chopper The men visit a American Chopper Building a bike American Chopper “Jet Bike” ’ Å Meth Nation ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 fi shing grounds. Å A-Wish Foundation. ’ farm for inspiration. ’ onstage. ’ Å Mickey Mouse Jungle Junction Special Agent Imagination Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Å Shake it Up! Å Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse Oso ’ Å Movers Å Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie “Hook It Up” “Add It Up” “Sweat It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City 20 Most Shocking Unsolved Crimes E! Special The Soup Next Door Outside the College Foot- NFL Live (Live) Å Jim Rome Is Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (Live) Å E:60 (N) Year of MLB 2011: ESPN 28 31 Lines ball Live (Live) Burning Å Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Fields of Play ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show SportsNation (Live) Å NASCAR Now Around/Horn SportsNation Interruption Football Live NFL Live (N) 30 for 30 Å 30 for 30 FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 Crossover “He Got Game”››› (1998, Drama) Denzel Washington, Ray Allen. “Coach Carter”››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard, Rob Brown. Two/Half Men (11:30) “Niagara”››› (1953) “Class Action”››› (1991) Gene Hackman. Estranged family lawyers fi nd “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas. A secret panel “Brubaker”››› (1980, Drama) , Yaphet FXM 44 . Å themselves on opposing sides. Å of judges dispenses vigilante justice. Å Kotto, Jane Alexander. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Color Splash Color Splash Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels “Insulation” Modern Marvels Å Nostradamus: 2012 Predictions of cataclysm. Å Nostradamus: 500 Years Later Å Marvels HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Vigil” The Waltons “The ” The Waltons “The Baptism” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Lost Boys” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Intervention MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Made ’ Made ’ Once Upon a Prom ’ True Life “Prom” ’ Å I Was 17 I Was 17 The Seven (N) ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Tiger Man of Africa Tiger Man of Africa Explorer “Megapiranha” Troopers Troopers Hitler’s Stealth Fighter Nazi Hunters NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy ’ iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Top Model Baseball’s Amazing Sports The Game 365 Graham The Dan Patrick Show (N) Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in ROOT 38 99 Golden Age Stories Bensinger Access Pregame (Live) Baltimore. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Test Drive Ticket to Ride Barrett SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “Oedipus Hex” Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Sanctuary ’ Sanctuary “Penance” Å Sanctuary “Sleepers” Å Sanctuary A sinking ship. ’ Sanctuary “Kali” Å Sanctuary “Kali” Å “Powder”››‡ (1995) Å House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce “Job Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Fair” ’ Raymond Raymond Statue” Å (10:30) “All This and Heaven “The Journey”››› (1959, Drama) Deborah Kerr, Yul Brynner. The revolu- (:15) “Eye of the Devil”›› (1967, Horror) Deborah Kerr. French wine- “My Brother Talks to Horses”››‡ (1946, Comedy) TCM 51 26 Too”››› (1940) Å (DVS) tion causes problems for diverse travelers. Å grower faces ritual sacrifi ce for another bad year. Peter Lawford, Butch Jenkins. TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Ariel” ’ Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss Cake Boss TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Kashmir Sapphire. Las Vegas “Mothwoman” ’ The Closer “LA Woman” Cold Case “Flashover” Å Law & Order “Equal Rights” NBA Basketball TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Regular Show Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Codename TRVL 59 48 Food Truck Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Pasta Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Hawk” Å Gunsmoke Å Bonanza “Breed of Violence” Bonanza “The Last Viking” Bonanza “The Trail Gang” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Criminal” ’ Å Unit “Careless” ’ Å Unit “Hate” ’ Å Unit “Mean” Death of a bully. Unit “Sick” ’ Å Unit “Head” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Real Hunting Real NBA IndyCar Open Wheel Weekly Adv. Sports Adv. Sports WEC WrekCage Å Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Sports Jobs Hockey NHL Hockey WE 185 120 Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “12 Angry Zen” ’ Charmed ’ Å Braxton Family Values Å Braxton WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs “Marked for “The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York (:45) “The Sandlot”››‡ (1993) Tom Guiry. The new boy in town falls in “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. A New York ENC 642 710 Death”›› cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. ’ Å with neighborhood ballplayers. ’ Å fashion designer has a secret in the South. ’ Å (11:30) “Precious Life” (2010, “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› (2010) Michael Cera. A slacker “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› (2009) Matthew Bridesmaids: “The Invention of Lying”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Ricky HBO 500 600 Docudrama) ’ Å contends with his new girlfriend’s exes. ’ Å McConaughey, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å First Look Gervais, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å (:15) “Spoken Word”›› (2009) Kuno Becker. iTV Premiere. A poet returns (:15) “The Consultants” (2009, Comedy) Paul Hughes, (:45) “An American Affair”›‡ (2009) Gretchen Mol. iTV. A lonely “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell, SHO 600 660 home and reverts to the ways of his youth. Robin Campbell. iTV. ’ Å schoolboy comes of age in 1963 Washington, D.C. ’ Christopher Lee. iTV. ’ Å (11:45) “Jennifer Eight”›› (1992, Suspense) Andy Garcia. A maverick “Reuben, Reuben”››› (1983, Comedy) Tom Conti, (:45) “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?”› (2001, Comedy) “K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ TMC 620 690 detective stalks a serial killer in California. ’ Å Kelly McGillis. Å Martin Lawrence, Danny DeVito. ’ Å (2002) ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, MAY 10 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- NCIS Tracking the Port-to-Port NCIS: Los Angeles “Impos- The Good Wife “Getting Off” News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With The Biggest Loser 4 8 Å ’ ’ ’ Å ’ KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) killer. (N) ters” (N) (N) David Letterman (N) And they thought they were done 4.2/This TV “Diary of a “The Return of Dracula”›› (1958, Horror) Francis Lederer, “Diary of a Madman”›› (1963, Horror) Vincent Price. “Crawlspace”›› (1986, Horror) Klaus Kinski, 292 with final exams when they left KPIC Madman” Norma Eberhardt, Ray Stricklyn. 1800s French judge acquires killer’s urge. Talia Balsam. school. It’s finals week in this new 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider The Biggest Loser Contestants show what they have learned. The Voice “The Battles, Part 1” News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 episode, as the trainers test the KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) ’ Å (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å remaining contestants on what 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Black in Latin America (N) Journey of the Bonesetter’s Frontline The rise of meth use Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 they’ve learned at the ranch, with KSYS Finds Å ’ Å (DVS) Daughter (N) ’ in the U.S. ’ Now! a cash prize for the top scorer. 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Jamie Oliver’s Food Dancing With the Stars (:01) Body of Proof “Buried News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 They can earn “extra credit” by KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å Revolution (N) ’ Å ’ Å Secrets” (N) Å line (N) mel Live (N) playing the “Biggest Loser Ultimate 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Are You Are You Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 Workout” video game. Later, the KEVU 700 Club Show Å Smarter? Smarter? Lyrics! Lyrics! Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å winner of a stair-building challenge Variety 3ABN Today Gospel Journeys ’n ASI Video Bible Rx Heavens- Exalting His 3ABN Today Life-Recov- gets an advantage at weigh-in that 30/IND 21 Outreach Journals Magazine View Word ery could help determine who’s in the 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- King of the Glee club schedules a (:01) Raising (:31) Traffi c Fox News at Two and a Family Guy Everybody- Scrubs “My final four. 13 11 ’ Å Å Å ’ Å KLSR sons Hill prom performance. (N) Hope Light (N) 10 (N) Half Men Raymond Hard Labor” 8 p.m. on KLSR 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You The Biggest Loser Contestants show what they have learned. The Voice “The Battles, Part 1” News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Glee KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? (N) ’ Å (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Experience World War II in a Wild Frontline The rise of meth use In the Life In the Life PBS News- When the scheduled entertain- 7 KOAC Business West Town in the U.S. ’ ’ Å ’ Å Hour Å ment for the school prom falls through, Figgins (Iqbal Theba) (:00) The The First 48 Solving a murder The First 48 A brutal conve- The First 48 A double The First 48 A couple are The First 48 “Update Special: (12:01) The A&E 24 23 Å asks the glee club to perform, a First 48 without a body. nience-store slaying. homicide in Cincinnati. gunned down at home. Bail Out” First 48 development that, as you might ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club Å Whose? expect, doesn’t sit well with Sue (5:00) “El Dorado”››› (1967) John Wayne, “Rio Bravo”››› (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson. A powerful rancher “The Cowboys”››› (1972) John Wayne, AMC 68 24 (), who’s coordinating Robert Mitchum. Å seeks his brother’s release from prison. Å Roscoe Lee Browne. Å the event. The competition for king ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Monsters Inside Me ’ Planet Earth “Deserts” Planet Earth ’ Å Planet Earth ’ Å Planet Earth “Deserts” Plan. Earth and queen heats up, and Jesse St. BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Bethenny Ever After Pregnant in Heels (N) Pregnant in Heels Housewives James (Jonathan Groff) returns, CNBC 65 60 Min. 60 Minutes on CNBC Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. in the new episode “Prom Queen.” CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers also stars. COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Jeff Dunham: Arguing Tosh.0 ’ Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Macdonald Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 9 p.m. on KPIC CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ One Tree Hill (N) Å Hellcats (N) ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park NCIS: Los Angeles Cash Cab Deadliest Catch “Old Age Deadliest Catch A crew Deadliest Catch “A Wing and American Chopper: Senior Deadliest Catch A crew Deadliest The death of a Navy SEAL im- DISC 34 30 ’ Å and Treachery” ’ members is injured. ’ a Prayer” (N) Å vs. Junior ’ Å members is injured. ’ Catch ’ personator who was set on fire Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Suite Life on Suite Life on Good Luck Suite Life on Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Good Luck Hannah leads Callen (Chris O’Donnell) and DISN 37 21 Ferb Ferb Ferb Deck Deck Charlie Deck Ferb Ferb Charlie Charlie Montana ’ the team to new information about E! 57 25 Next Door E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News the whereabouts of a stolen canis- Fields of Baseball Tonight (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å Baseball NFL Live SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter ter from a previous case that could ESPN 28 31 Play Tonight (N) Å be used to make bombs. LL Cool J ESPN2 27 49 30 for 30 30 for 30 Å E:60 (N) SportsNation Å NASCAR NBA N. American Poker Poker Tour and Linda Hunt also star, and Claire FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye Forlani reprises her role as Opera- tions Manager Lauren Hunter in the FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Cupcake Wars Chopped Chopped (N) Challenge Chopped new episode “Imposters.” FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “The Wrestler”›››‡ (2008, Drama) . Premiere. “The Wrestler”›››‡ (2008) Mickey Rourke. (5:00) “Brubaker”››› “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas, “Brubaker”››› (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto. A reform-minded “In Name- 9 p.m. on HIST FXM 44 (1980) Robert Redford. Hal Holbrook, Yaphet Kotto. Å prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Å Love” Only in America With Larry the HGTV 50 43 Yard Crash. Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Property Property House Hunters Int’l Property Property Property Cable Guy HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Å Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy How the States Got Their Å Larry Larry is all over the map in this HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls new episode, in which he spends a ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal day at a high school in Minnesota and visits San Francisco to check LIFE 23 Intervention Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Coming Home Å How I Met How I Met Chris 29 out the cable car system and the MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word hidden worlds of Chinatown. In Or- Å ’ MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library RJ Berger 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant (N) “Worst. Prom. Ever” (2011, Comedy) Daryl Sabara. 16-Pregnant egon, he hooks up with a lumber NAT GEO 73 Nazi Explorer (N) Hitler’s Stealth Fighter Nazi Hunters ’ Å Explorer Troopers Troopers Crash company to do the manliest job in NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny the timber industry in “Larry Is a OXY 61 Top Model America’s Next Model The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club Love Games: Bad Girls “Just Friends”››‡ (2005) Å Logger.” MLB Base- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in The Dan Patrick Show (N) Tennis Outback Champions ROOT 38 99 9:01 p.m. on KLSR ball Postgame Baltimore. (Subject to Blackout) Series: Arizona. SPEED 58 53 Barrett Speedmakers Test Drive Ticket Barrett-Jackson Spec. Speedmakers NASCAR Race Hub Motorcycle “” stars Ethan SPIKE 69 38 Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Auction Ways to Die Suplee and are re- SYFY 43 40 (5:30) “Powder”››‡ (1995) Å “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian”››› (2008) Georgie Henley. “Beauty and the Beasts: A Dark Tale” united in this new episode. They Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce Conan Jennifer Lopez; Demetri Lopez TBS 33 10 play the Chances’ neighbors, Queens ’ Queens ’ ’ Å “Gossip” ’ Å ’ Å “Niagara” “Niagara” Martin. (N) Tonight (N) whose arguments are picked up (:45) “The Rocking Horse Winner”›››‡ (1949, Drama) “She Went to the Races”›› (1945, “Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry”››‡ (1937) “Down the Stretch”›› by Hope’s baby monitor. Burt and TCM 51 26 Valerie Hobson, John Howard Davies. Comedy) James Craig, Frances Gifford. Judy Garland. Å (1936) Mickey Rooney. Virginia (Garret Dillahunt, Martha TLC 42 41 Cake Boss What Sell? What Sell? Child Frozen in Time ’ Tiniest Girl Extreme Extreme Child Frozen in Time ’ Tiniest Girl Plimpton) overhear and attempt to TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å Law & Order “Bitch” ’ Law help the couple resolve their differ- TOON 63 33 Codename Johnny T Scooby-Doo Looney Hole in Wall King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken ences. A commercial competition TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre between Howdy’s Market and a rival store gets the whole commu- TVLND 53 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (:41) Roseanne ’ Å 28 nity involved. also Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Criminal CSI: Crime stars in “Baby Monitor.” USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Pursuit” ’ Victims Unit “P.C.” ’ Victims Unit “Turmoil” Victims Unit “Torch” ’ Intent “The Consoler” ’ Scene VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. Hockey Sports Jobs Adv. Sports WEC WrekCage Å IndyCar Week Paid Prog. 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX The Voice WE 185 120 Braxton Sinbad It’s Just Family Sinbad It’s Just Family Braxton Family Values Ghost Whisperer Å Braxton Family Values Braxton WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs News/Nine Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. “American Idol” has its group ›››‡ ››› ›› rounds; this singing competition (:20) “Up” (2009, Comedy) Voices of “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis. A New York (:10) “Mortal Kombat” (1995) Robin Shou. Earthlings “Sweet has its duets. In the new episode ENC 642 710 Ed Asner. ’ Å cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. ’ Å fi ght in a multidimensional competition. ’ Home” ›› ››› “The Battles, Part 1,” coaches Cee (:45) “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affl eck. Men and women “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera, Game of Thrones Ned looks “Precious Lo Green, Christina Aguilera, Adam HBO 500 600 navigate through complex relationships. ’ Å Mary Elizabeth Winstead. ’ Å for clues. ’ Å Life” (2010) Levine and Blake Shelton pair up (5:30) “Tri- (:15) “The Joneses”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) David Nurse Jackie United Nurse Jackie United Diary-Call “The War Boys” (2009) Peter SHO 600 660 ’ Å their singers in dueling duets, after age” Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. (iTV) States, Tara (iTV) States, Tara Girl Gallagher. iTV. which they’ll decide who will be (5:30) “K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ “Leaves of Grass”››‡ (2009, Comedy-Drama) Edward “Savage Grace”››‡ (2007) Julianne Moore, (:40) “Lake City” (2008) TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å moving on to the live shows. Car- (2002) Harrison Ford. Norton, Keri Russell. Stephen Dillane. Sissy Spacek. son Daly hosts. 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With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) “Falcon City” (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud (N) The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Countdown” ’ Å Crew thinks Data is dead. ’ Å Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour Wonderfully 30/IND 21 Book Jesus Made 33/FOX (10:00) “Eight The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your Everybody- The Offi ce Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Below”››› Christine Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother Raymond “Double Date” Men ’ 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (N) Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Actor KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Jon Hamm. (N) Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Lidia’s Italy Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff 13 Wonders of 7 KOAC Painting ’ Å Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) “Falcon City” Company Ruffman Spain ’ The First 48 A man is robbed and The First 48 A man is shot outside The Sopranos Gangster goes to a CSI: Miami A man is found stabbed in Criminal Minds Four women are Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 shot. Å his home. Å psychiatrist. ’ Å a hotel room. ’ kidnapped. ’ Å Hunter Hunter ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gilmore Girls ’ Å Still Standing (11:30) “Rio Bravo”››› (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson. A powerful “The Cowboys”››› (1972, Western) John Wayne, Roscoe Lee Browne, Bruce Dern. Rancher takes schoolboys on “High Plains Drifter”››› (1973) AMC 68 24 rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. Å cattle drive. Å . Å ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Animal Cops Miami ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Facebook Obsession Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Dirty Work Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “The Man”›› (2005) Samuel L. Jackson, Eugene Levy. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show Deadliest Catch “Crossing the Line” American Chopper Confrontation American Chopper “OCC Produc- American Chopper “Military Bike American Chopper “Military Bike I (Almost) Got Away With It Lane Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 A week behind schedule. over missing tools. Å tion Bike” ’ Å 1” ’ Å 2” ’ Å Slettvet stabs a man. ’ Mickey Mouse Jungle Junc- Special Agent Imagination Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Fish Hooks Fish Hooks Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks DISN 37 21 Clubhouse tion Å Oso ’ Å Movers Å Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Pseudo-celebrities. E! Special “Speed”›››‡ (1994, Action) , Dennis Hopper. Khloe Outside the College Foot- NFL Live (Live) Å Jim Rome Is Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 Lines ball Live (Live) Burning Å Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show SportsNation (Live) Å NASCAR Now Around/Horn SportsNation Interruption Football Live NFL Live (N) Year of the Quarterback SportsCenter FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 He Got Game “Coach Carter”››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard, Rob Brown. “21”››‡ (2008, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. Two/Half Men (11:00) “Man on a Tight- “The Kremlin Letter”››› (1970, Suspense) Bibi Andersson. Spies seek “The Manhattan Project”››‡ (1986) John Lithgow. A brilliant teen makes “Courage Under Fire”›››‡ (1996, Drama) Denzel FXM 44 rope”›››› (1953) Å letter about U.S.-Soviet plot against . Å an atomic bomb with stolen plutonium. Washington, Meg Ryan. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Antonio Antonio Divine Design Divine Design Divine Design Pure Design Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold Disaster DIY HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels “Dredging” Modern Marvels “Doors” Underwater Universe Å Underwater Universe Å The Next Nostradamus Using computers to predict events. Marvels HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Fire Storm” The Waltons “The Wedding” The Waltons “The Wedding” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files License plate. Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Intervention MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Real World ’ Å Son of a Gun Son of a Gun I Was 17 I Was 17 “Worst. Prom. Ever” (2011) Daryl Sabara, Haley Ramm. ’ The Seven ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Navajo Cops Taboo Punishment. Taboo “Beauty” Troopers Troopers Vanished From Alcatraz Taboo NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Tori & Dean Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Tori & Dean: sTORIbook The Joy of Hawg Quest Fisherman’s Downunder The Dan Patrick Show (N) The Game 365 Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in ROOT 38 99 Fishing Handbook Horsemanship Pregame (Live) Baltimore. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Car Warriors “Best of CW” ’ Car Warriors SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 Haunted “Blind Witness” ’ Haunted “Nocturne” ’ Å Haunted “A Three Hour Tour” Haunted “Nexus” ’ Å Stargate Atlantis ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Upgrades” ’ Star Trek: Ent. House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce Å Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Attack” “Murder at the Gallop”›››‡ (1963, Mystery) “Murder Most Foul”››› (1964, Mystery) Margaret (:15) “Murder Ahoy!”››‡ (1964) Margaret Rutherford. Miss Marple “Scarlet Street”››› (1945, Crime Drama) Edward G. TCM 51 26 Margaret Rutherford, Robert Morley. Å Rutherford, Ron Moody. Å investigates the death of a naval trustee. Å Robinson, Joan Bennett. TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Lottery Changed My Life III Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery Changed My Life ’ Lottery-Life TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Down and Dirty” The Closer “Fatal Retraction” Cold Case “The Last Drive-In” NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Advent. Time MAD Scooby-Doo Codename TRVL 59 48 Pie Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Barbecue Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Border Patrol TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Charlie Noon” Gunsmoke Å Bonanza “The Trail Gang” Bonanza “The Savage” Bonanza “Silent Thunder” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son House “Damned if You Do” Dr. House House Schizophrenic with deep-vein NCIS “Capitol Offense” Senator asks NCIS Secrets about Gibbs’ past are NCIS A murderous psychopath taunts NCIS “Collateral Damage” Gibbs NCIS “Cloak” USA 45 15 treats a nun. Å thrombosis. Å Gibbs for help. Å revealed. ’ Å the team. ’ Å second-guesses himself. ’ Å VS. 47 422 Into the Blue Real NBA World of Adventure Sports ’ World of Adventure Sports ’ Adv. Sports Hockey NHL Hockey Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) WE 185 120 Raising Sextuplets Å Raising Sextuplets Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed “Generation Hex” Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:40) “District 9”›››‡ (2009, Science Fiction) (:35) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Hugh (:20) “Gangs of New York”›››‡ (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. A man vows (:15) “Ground- ENC 642 710 Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. ’ Å Grant, . ’ Å vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. ’ Å hog Day” ’ “The Mistress (:45) Flight of (:15) “The Tale of Despereaux”››‡ (2008) Voices (:45) “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Voices of Reese “Tooth Fairy”›› (2010, Comedy) Dwayne Johnson, (:15) “Lottery HBO 500 600 of Spices” ’ the Conchords of Matthew Broderick. ’ Å Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen. ’ Å Ashley Judd. ’ Å Ticket”››‡ (11:30) “Spin”›‡ (2007) Michael “Wake” (2010) Bijou Phillips. An emotionally isolated (:45) “This Is England”›››› (2006) Thomas Turgoose. iTV. A boy joins a “Killshot” (2009) Diane Lane. A couple fl ee a relentless (:15) “World’s SHO 600 660 Biehn. iTV. ’ Å woman goes to strangers’ funerals. gang of skinheads in 1980s Britain. ’ Å assassin and his young partner. Greatest Dad” (11:35) “Below the Beltway” (2010, Comedy) Tate (:20) “The Deal”›› (2005, Suspense) Christian Slater, (:10) “Staten Island”››› (2009) Ethan Hawke. The lives of three residents (4:50) “Race” (2007, Science Fiction) Voices of James TMC 620 690 Donovan, Sarah Clarke. ’ Å Selma Blair, John Heard. ’ Å of Staten Island intersect. ’ Å Hereth, Kevin Lewis. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 29 WEDNESDAY EVENING, MAY 11 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8:30 p.m. on KEZI 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Survivor: Redemption Criminal Minds “Big Sea” (N) Criminal Minds: Suspect News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Better With You 4 8 Å ’ Å Å ’ Å KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) Island (DVS) Behavior “Strays” (N) David Letterman When Mia (JoAnna Garcia 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Return to Paradise”›› (1953, Romance) Gary Cooper, “Titanic”››› (1953) Clifton Webb. People mingle and couple “Europa, Europa”›››‡ (1991) Marco 292 Swisher) goes into labor, she and KPIC “Titanic” Roberta Haynes, Barry Jones. bicker on doomed 1912 luxury liner. Hofschneider, Julie Delpy. Casey (Jake Lacy) change their 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Minute to Win It Contestants Minute to Win It “Not Just a Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 minds about waiting to get mar- KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å vie for the top prize. Pretty Face-Off” Victims Unit “Delinquent” With Jay Leno (N) Å ried until after the birth. The fam- 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art “Sinking NOVA Bluestonehenge, Saving the Bay Survival of Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 ily shifts into overdrive, with Casey KSYS Beat Å Atlantis” ’ prehistoric monument. ’ San Francisco Bay. (N) Now! and Ben (Josh Cooke) rushing off 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle Better With Modern (:31) Cougar Happy End- Happy End- News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 to get the marriage license, Maddie KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å “The Prom” You Å Family (N) Town (N) ’ ings (N) ’ ings (N) ’ line (N) mel Live (N) (Jennifer Finnigan) looking for an 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Michael joins a Burn Notice Michael tries to Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 officiant, and Vicky and Joel (Debra KEVU 700 Club Show Å crime ring. ’ Å catch an embezzler. Enthusiasm “Snow Job” Earl Å Jo Rupp, Kurt Fuller) tracking down Amazing 3ABN Today It Is Written In Search of Making From My Revelation Now 3ABN Today Knowing the old, new, borrowed and blue 30/IND 21 Facts Å Truth Waves Heart God in the season finale, “Better With 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- King of the American Idol The remaining contestants Breaking In Fox News at Two and a Family Guy Everybody- Scrubs ’ Å the Baby.” 13 11 ’ Å Å Å Å Å ’ Å KLSR sons Hill perform. (Same-day Tape) (N) 10 (N) Half Men Raymond 9 p.m. on KPIC 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Minute to Win It Contestants Minute to Win It “Not Just a Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Criminal Minds KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? vie for the top prize. Pretty Face-Off” Victims Unit “Delinquent” With Jay Leno (N) Å 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Secrets of the Dead “Sinking NOVA Bluestonehenge, Lost Treasures of the Black in Latin America (N) PBS News- The BAU is on the case when 7 KOAC Business Atlantis” ’ prehistoric monument. ’ Ancient World ’ Å ’ Å (DVS) Hour Å bodies are found buried in the ocean floor off the coast of Jack- (:00) The The First 48 A man is shot Beyond Scared Straight Storage Storage Storage Storage Dog the Bounty Hunter “The Beyond A&E 24 23 Å Å Å Å Å Å sonville, Fla. Morgan (Shemar First 48 outside his home. “Jessup” Wars Wars Wars Wars Ice Man” Scared Moore) has a personal interest in ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd “Bruce Almighty”››‡ (2003) Jim Carrey. “Evan Almighty”›› (2007, Comedy) . The 700 Club Å Whose? this investigation: His aunt (Denise (5:30) “High Plains Drifter”››› (1973, “Rambo: First Blood Part II”›› (1985) Sylvester Stallone. “The Recruit”››‡ (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. A CIA rookie must AMC 68 24 Dowse) thinks her daughter may be Western) Clint Eastwood. Å Ex-Green Beret goes on Vietnam mission. ferret out a mole within the agency. Å one of the victims. Joe Mantegna, ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Untamed and Uncut ’ River Monsters ’ River Monsters River Monsters: Bizarre River Monsters Monsters Thomas Gibson and Kirsten Vang- BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Masters Å Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters (N) Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef sness also star in the new episode CNBC 65 Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. “Big Sea.” CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers 9 p.m. on CW COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park America’s Next Top Model CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park And then there were two. In this Cash Cab MythBusters Cold feet; the MythBusters The truth of the MythBusters Propelling a MythBusters Tornadoes are MythBusters The truth of the MythBusters new episode, the three remaining DISC 34 30 ’ Å poop hits the fan. ’ world’s fi rst torpedo. sailboat by a fan. (N) ’ put to the test. Å world’s fi rst torpedo. Å contestants navigate a talk show Good Luck Phineas and Phineas and “Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Good Luck Hannah correspondent challenge, then get DISN 37 21 Charlie Ferb Ferb high-school students form a music group. Ferb Ferb Charlie Charlie Montana ’ a visit from Tyra that turns into a E! 57 25 Khloe E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City E! True Hollywood Story The Dance Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News photo shoot. A later shoot with a MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å Baseball NFL Live SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å MLB Base- male model proves nerve-racking ESPN 28 31 ball Tonight (N) Å ball as judgment time draws closer. ESPN2 27 49 SpoCenter Year of the Quarterback Year of the Quarterback SportsNation Å NASCAR NBA N. American Poker SportCenter Agency executive Ivan Bart joins FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye the judges panel to choose the final two contestants. FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Last Cake Standing Best in Smoke Dinner: Impossible Diners Diners B.- Smoke FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Wanted”››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. “Wanted”››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy. 9:30 p.m. on KLSR “Courage “Without a Trace”››‡ (1983, Drama) Judd Hirsch, Kate “Courage Under Fire”›››‡ (1996, Drama) Denzel Washing- “Without a Trace”››‡ (1983) Judd Hirsch, Breaking In FXM 44 Under Fire” Nelligan, Stockard Channing. Å ton, Meg Ryan. Å Kate Nelligan. Å Some secrets are too closely HGTV 50 43 Income Hunters Int’l House Property Property Income Property House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Income Income guarded even for the geniuses HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels “Doors” Å Bigfoot: The Defi nitive Guide Å MonsterQuest “Birdzilla” Aliens at Contra Security to crack. One HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls of those is KFC’s secret chicken ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace “4.0” ’ Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds “Identity” Without recipe, which they attempt to get but botch the job. To improve their LIFE 23 Intervention Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The First 48 Å The First 48 Å Vanished, Beth How I Met How I Met Chris 29 teamwork, Oz (Christian Slater) MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word traps everyone in the office over Å Å ’ Å MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Sil. Library 16 and Pregnant The Real World The Real World (N) Barbarellas The Real World the weekend, forcing them to work NAT GEO 73 (:00) Taboo Taboo “Fantasy Lives” Vanished From Alcatraz Taboo “Misfi ts” Taboo “Fantasy Lives” Troopers Troopers Science together to find a way out. Along NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny the way, Cameron’s (Bret Harri- OXY 61 Love Games: Bad Girls Love Games: Bad Girls “Where the Heart Is”›› (2000) Natalie Portman. Å Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Where Hrt son) feelings for Melanie (Odette MLB Base- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in The Dan Patrick Show (N) World Poker Tour: Annable) are revealed in the new ROOT 38 99 ball Postgame Baltimore. (Subject to Blackout) Season 9 episode “Breaking Out.” SPEED 58 53 Warriors Car Science Car Science Car Warriors ’ Å Car Warriors Car Science Car Science NASCAR Race Hub Motorcycle 10 p.m. on KPIC SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ The Ultimate Fighter (N) Repo Repo The Ultimate Fighter ’ Ways to Die Criminal Minds: Suspect SYFY 43 40 Enterprise Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Ghost Hunters ’ Å Hollywood Behavior Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of Are We Are We Meet the Meet the House of House of Conan Actor Judd Apatow. (N) Lopez TBS 33 10 FBI Director Jack Fickler (Rich- Queens ’ Queens ’ There Yet? There Yet? Browns Browns Payne Payne Tonight (N) ard Schiff) asks the Red Cell team “Scarlet “Trade Winds”››› (1938) Fredric March. A policeman falls in “The Housekeeper’s Daughter”›› (1939, “Woman on the Beach”››› (1947) Joan “House- to track down his goddaughter, TCM 51 26 Street” love with a murder suspect. Comedy) Joan Bennett. Å Bennett, Robert Ryan. Å Shadow” whose father is his longtime friend, TLC 42 41 Lottery-Life Spouse vs. House Å Lottery Changed My Life Extreme Extreme Spouse vs. House (N) ’ Extreme Extreme House a federal judge. Forest Whitaker, TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å Law & Order ’ Law & Order “DWB” ’ Law Janeane Garofalo and Michael TOON 63 33 Codename Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Kelly also star in the new episode TRVL 59 48 Border Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Conqueror Conqueror Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food “Strays.” TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX (:00) NCIS NCIS Criminal targets govern- NCIS “Power Down” Citywide NCIS Team investigates the NCIS “Ignition” A Navy is NCIS Secrets about Gibbs’ past CSI: Crime Law & Order: Special Victims USA 45 15 “Cloak” ’ ment secrets. ’ blackout. Å death of a Marine. ’ found dead. Å are revealed. Scene Unit VS. 47 422 Hockey Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Bull Riding Bull Riding Prostate Rita Wilson (“Runaway Bride,” WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Raising Sextuplets Å Sextuplets “It’s Complicated”) guest stars in WGN-A 14 How I Met MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (N) Å News/Nine Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. this new episode as the mother ››‡ ›‡ ››› of a teenage boy who is found (:15) “Groundhog Day” (1993) Bill “Cloudy With a Chance of Meat- (:35) “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” (2009) (:20) “Ransom” (1996) sleeping in a strange young ENC 642 710 Murray, Andie MacDowell. ’ Å balls”››› (2009, Comedy) ’ Å Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker. ’ Å Mel Gibson. ’ ››‡ ’ Å woman’s apartment. She jumps to (:15) “Lottery Ticket” (2010, Comedy) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Game of Thrones Ned looks Real Time With Bill Maher Treme defend her son, but Benson and HBO 500 600 Bow Wow. ’ Å Square Garden ’ Å for clues. ’ Å ’ Å Stabler (Mariska Hargitay, Christo- (:15) “World’s Greatest Dad”››› (2009) United Nurse Jackie Inside NAS- Penn & Teller The Borgias “Death, on a Pale Inside NAS- Gigolos The Borgias SHO 600 660 ’ Å Å Å Å pher Meloni) soon realize they’re Robin Williams. iTV. States, Tara (iTV) CAR (N) Horse” (iTV) CAR (iTV) (iTV) (iTV) dealing with a very naive woman, a “The Good Life” (2007, Drama) Mark Webber, “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. Con artists “King of California”››› (2007) Michael (:35) “Below the Beltway” TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ ’ Å very sneaky kid and a whole lot of Zooey Deschanel. pick a quirky heiress for their last hustle. Douglas, Evan Rachel Wood. (2010) deception in “Delinquent.” Page 30, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 12

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Couric 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Salt and Pepper”›‡ “One More Time”››‡ (1970) Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford. Nightclub “Anna Lucasta”›› (1958) Eartha Kitt, Sammy Davis Jr. A young woman “The Blue Max”››› (1966, War) George Peppard, 292 KPIC (1968) Å owners get involved in international intrigue. fl ees after her lover learns of her racy past. James Mason, Ursula Andress. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud (N) The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å Five fi nalists compete. Unit “Runaway” ’ Å “Sarek” ’ Å ’ Å Action 4 Life Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Windows of The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Journals Jesus Praise Hope Live 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier “The According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your Everybody The Offi ce Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Christine Matchmaker” Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother Hates Chris “Murder” ’ Men ’ 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (N) Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Singer KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Shania Twain. (N) ’ Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting and Gourmet’s Di- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Burt Wolf: 7 KOAC Travel ary, Foodie Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Travels The First 48 Floating corpse with a The First 48 A triple . Å The Sopranos “46 Long” Tony in a CSI: Miami A baby is kidnapped by Criminal Minds Gideon must identify Dog the Bounty Hunter Training a The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 slashed throat. Å power struggle. ’ a killer. ’ Å an arsonist. ’ Å friend’s son. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gilmore Girls “Rory’s Dance” Still Standing (10:30) “The Manchurian Candidate”››› (2004) “88 Minutes”› (2007, Suspense) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. A man must track “The Recruit”››‡ (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell, Bridget Moynahan. A CIA rookie “Rambo: First AMC 68 24 Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep. Å down the source of a death threat. Å must ferret out a mole within the agency. Å Blood Part II” ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å The Most Extreme “Diggers” Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss Shorty helps Jordan. I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NYC Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Pot CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 The Man›› Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “Still Waiting...” (2009) Justin Long, Danneel Harris. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Waistline Waistline TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show Deadliest Catch The Bering Sea’s American Chopper Mercedes-Benz American Chopper Highlights. ’ Å American Chopper “N.Y. Yankees American Chopper New York Behind Bars Shelby County Division Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 harsh winter weather. AMG. ’ Å Bike 1” ’ Å Yankees baseball game. Å of Correction. Å “Mickey’s Jungle Junction Special Agent Imagination Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Sonny With a Sonny With a Sonny With a Sonny With a Good Luck DISN 37 21 Adventures” Oso ’ Å Movers Å Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Chance Chance Chance Chance Charlie E! 57 25 E! News “Speed”›››‡ (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. Khloe Khloe Khloe Dance Scene Dance Scene Sex and-City Outside the College Foot- NFL Live (Live) Å Jim Rome Is Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (Live) Å NBA Count- NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal, Game 6: Teams ESPN 28 31 Lines ball Live (Live) Burning Å Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) down Å TBA. (If necessary). (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show SportsNation (Live) Å Football Live NASCAR Now SportsNation Interruption NFL Live (N) College Softball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 Rounders “21”››‡ (2008, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth. Bernie Mac Bernie Mac “Taxi”›‡ (2004, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon. Rush Hour (11:00) “White Witch Doc- “Ordeal”›› (1973, Drama) Arthur Hill, Diana Muldaur. An injured man is left “Quintet”›› (1979, Science Fiction) Paul Newman, Bibi Andersson. Man and “Strange Days”››› (1995, Suspense) Ralph Fiennes, FXM 44 tor”››‡ (1953, Adventure) in the desert by wife and her lover. Å wife come to frozen city of future. Å Angela Bassett. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Secrets Color Splash Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Superhumans Modern Marvels Å Valkyrie: The Plot to Kill Hitler Å Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Reunite. ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Without Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Intervention MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet Super Sweet America’s Best Dance Crew I Was 17 I Was 17 The Seven ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Troopers Troopers Known Universe Known Universe Break It Down Troopers Troopers Naked Science (N) Known Univ. NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Victorious ’ iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Snapped “Shannon Torrez” Snapped “Jennifer Hyatte” Snapped “Tracie Andrews” Snapped “Karen Tobie” Snapped “Amanda McGhee” Snapped “Donna Fryman” Law Order: CI (11:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole The Dan Patrick Show (N) Beavers All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in ROOT 38 99 Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. Access Pregame (Live) Baltimore. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing From Dover International Raceway, May 16, 2010. NASCAR Racing NASCAR Race Hub (N) Speedmakers “Lotus Evora” Speedmakers SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Invasion ’ Å Invasion “Run and Gun” ’ Invasion “Round Up” Å Invasion ’ Å Stargate Atlantis ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Crossroads” Star Trek: Ent. House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce Å Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Revenge” ’ (11:00) “Qual- “Little Women”›››‡ (1933, Drama) Katharine Hepburn. A New Englander Katharine Hepburn “Neptune’s Daughter”››› (1949, Musical Comedy) TCM 51 26 ity Street” raises her daughters during the Civil War. Esther Williams, Red Skelton. Å TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Police Women TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Bait and Switch” Las Vegas ’ Å The Closer Å Cold Case “Bullet” ’ Å Law & Order “Standoff” ’ Law & Order “Juvenile” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Regular Show Regular Show Looney Tunes Scooby-Doo TRVL 59 48 Pasta Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food World’s Best Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “The Still” Å Gunsmoke “The Innocent” Bonanza “Silent Thunder” Bonanza “The Ape” (:04) Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å House House probes the poisoning of House “DNR” House violates a DNR House “Histories” Homeless woman’s House “Cursed” Demanding. ’ Å House “Control” New board chair- House “Mob Rules” House treats a NCIS Death of a USA 45 15 a student. ’ Å order. ’ Å seizures. ’ Å man. ’ Å mob informant. Å petty offi cer. VS. 47 422 The Bass Pros Real NBA Tour of California Preview WEC WrekCage Å Motorsports Hour Adv. Sports Adv. Sports World Extreme Cagefi ghting WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “The Torn Identity” Charmed ’ Å Amazing Wedding Cakes Wedding WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:00) “The China Syn- (:05) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out (3:50) “Jaws”›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider. A man-eating shark “The ENC 642 710 drome”›››‡ (1979) Å humanity. ’ Å terrorizes a New England resort town. ’ Å Kid Part II” ’ (11:45) “Death Defying Acts”›› (2007) Catherine “The Fourth Kind”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Milla Jovovich, (:15) Wartorn 1861-2010 Post-traumatic stress “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim (:15) “I Spy”›› HBO 500 600 Zeta-Jones, Guy Pearce. ’ Å Will Patton. ’ Å disorder. ’ Å Robbins, James Gandolfi ni. ’ Å ’ (11:45) “The Answer Man”›› (2009) Jeff Daniels, “Mercy”››‡ (2009, Drama) Scott Caan, Wendy Glenn, Tom Arnold: That’s My Story (:15) “The Messenger”››› (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. A soldier gets (:15) “The Hurt SHO 600 660 Lauren Graham. iTV. ’ Å Troy Garity. iTV. ’ Å and I’m Sticking to It Å involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ’ Å Locker” Å (11:35) “Tenure”›› (2009, (:05) “Ransom”››› (1996) Mel Gibson. A wealthy executive turns the (:15) “The Life Before Her Eyes”›‡ (2007) Uma (:45) “Marvin’s Room”››› (1996, Drama) Meryl Streep. Illness spurs a TMC 620 690 Comedy) Luke Wilson. ’ Å tables on his son’s abductor. ’ Å Thurman, Evan Rachel Wood. ’ Å reunion between two long-estranged sisters. ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 12 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Big Bang Engagement CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- The Mentalist A young violin- News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Community 4 8 Å Å Å KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) Theory tion (DVS) ist is shot to death. David Letterman New interlopers ramp up the 4.2/This TV (5:00) “The Blue Max”››› (1966) George “The Blue Max”››› (1966, War) George Peppard, James Mason, Ursula Andress. A German “Road House”›› (1989, Action) Patrick drama at Greendale’s year-ending 292 Å Å Å KPIC Peppard, James Mason. aviator competes against more experienced pilots. Swayze, Kelly Lynch. paintball tournament in the season 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Community The Offi ce The Offi ce Parks and Parks and Outsourced News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show finale. Jeff and Annie (Joel McHale, 5 5 Å Å ’ Å ’ Å Å Å KOBI ment ’Night (N) Recreation Recreation With Jay Leno (N) Alison Brie) and the rest of the 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Second Cirque du Soleil -- Flowers in the Desert Highlights of six California’s My Genera- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy study group disagree about strat- 8 ’ ’ Å Å KSYS Opinion shows in Las Vegas. Green tion Now! egy, but they’re all in agreement on 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout Obstacles include Grey’s Anatomy Pressure (:01) Private Practice “God News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- the importance of working together 9 4 Å ’ KEZI ment ’Night (N) Twister Mill. (N) leaves Meredith on edge. Bless the Child” (N) line (N) mel Live (N) to win. Chevy Chase and Gillian 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Without a Trace Teacher- Without a Trace “Blood Curb Your Entourage My Name Is Jacobs also star in “For a Few 11 12 Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å Å KEVU 700 Club Show student relationship. Out” Enthusiasm Earl Paintballs More.” (:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life Time Out Bible Ques- Footsteps- The Robe 3ABN Today Live 30/IND 21 Today tions Paul 8 p.m. on CW The Vampire Diaries 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- King of the American Idol A fi nalist is sent Bones Jacob Broadsky takes out Fox News at Two and a Family Guy Everybody- Scrubs ’ Å 13 11 KLSR ’ Å sons Å Hill Å home. ’ Å another victim. 10 (N) Half Men ’ Å Raymond While watching a screening of 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Community The Offi ce The Offi ce Parks and Parks and Outsourced News (:35) The Tonight Show “Gone With the Wind,” Damon (Ian 6 KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? Å ’ Å ’ Å Recreation Recreation Å With Jay Leno (N) Å Somerhalder) finds memories of 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Oregon Field Doc Martin “Erotomania” The Story of India “The Saving the Bay Survival of PBS News- Katherine (Elena Dobrev) from 7 KOAC Business Beat Å Guide ’ Å Power of Ideas” ’ San Francisco Bay. (N) Hour Å 1864 mixing in with the reality of present-day Elena (Dobrev again). (:00) The The First 48 A triple shoot- The First 48 A gang founder is The First 48 “Fear Factor; Fall Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters (12:01) The A&E 24 23 First 48 ing. Å shot in a drive-by. Guy” (N) Å First 48 Trying to prevent a tragedy comes at a high personal price for Stefan ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd Funniest Home Videos “Van Helsing”››‡ (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. The 700 Club Å Whose? ›› ››› (Paul Wesley), and Sheriff Forbes (:00) “Rambo: First Blood Part II” “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A The Killing “Vengeance” The (12:02) “88 (Marguerite McIntyre) makes a fatal AMC 68 24 (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. Å fi shing boat sails into the storm of the century. Å police learn more. ’ Minutes”› ’ Å Å Å error while trying to protect ev- ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Life “Hunters” Fatal Attractions Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Fatal Attractions Hoarding eryone in the suspenseful season BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/NYC finale, “As I Lay Dying.” CNBC 65 Pot Apocalypse 2012 Mad Money Mexico’s Drug War Apocalypse 2012 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Å 9 p.m. on KPIC CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers CSI: Crime Scene Investigation COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama Futurama South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 See Dick & Jane. See Dick & CW 12 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries ’ Nikita “Pandora” Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park 14 Jane kill. Langston (Laurence Cash Cab Deadliest Catch A crew Deadliest Catch “A Wing and River Monsters “Flesh Ripper” Swords: Life on the Line Deadliest Catch “A Wing and River Mon- Fishburne) finally confronts Nate DISC 34 30 ’ Å members is injured. ’ a Prayer” ’ Å ’ Å “Gamblers and Legends” a Prayer” ’ Å sters Å ›› Haskell (Bill Irwin), the notorious Shake It Phineas and Phineas and “Starstruck” (2010, Drama) Sterling Suite Life on Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Good Luck Hannah Dick & Jane Killer, in the house DISN 37 21 Up! Å Ferb Ferb Knight, Danielle Campbell. Deck Ferb Ferb Charlie Charlie Montana ’ ››› where his killing spree began, in E! 57 25 Sex & City E! News (N) Sex & City “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. Chelsea Lat E! News the season finale, “In a Dark, Dark NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal, Game 6: Teams TBA. (If necessary). SportsCenter (Live) Å SportsCenter (Live) Å NBA Basket- ESPN 28 31 Å House.” Tracee Ellis Ross reprises (Subject to Blackout) (Live) ball her role as Langston’s ex-wife, Glo- Å Å Å Å ESPN2 27 49 Baseball Tonight (Live) SportsCenter Baseball Tonight NFL Live NBA SportsNation SportCenter ria; Marg Helgenberger and Paul FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye Guilfoyle also star. FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Iron Chef America Food Network 24 Hour Rest. Battle Chopped Food 9 p.m. on KLSR ››› ››› FX 31 45 (:00) “Rush Hour” (1998, Action) Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Wilde Wilde Wilde “Rush Hour” Bones (5:00) “Strange Days”››› “The Name of the Rose”››‡ (1986) Sean Connery, F. Murray Abraham. “Strange Days”››› (1995) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. A black marketeer FXM 44 (1995) Å Medieval monk solves abbey murders in Italy. Å peddles other people’s experiences. Å Booth () has a sniper in his sights: the elusive HGTV 50 43 Yard Crash. Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Selling NY Selling NY House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Selling NY Å Å Å Jacob Broadsky (Arnold Vosloo). HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Modern Marvels Swamp People (N) Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Swamp When the killer takes out another ’ ’ ’ ’ HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls victim, Booth is more determined ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds “Lucky” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Without than ever to take him down, but LIFE 23 29 Intervention Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å How I Met How I Met Chris that resolve intensifies even further MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word when a bullet intended for him takes MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Sil. Library Son, Gun Son, Gun America’s Best Dance America’s Best Dance Son, Gun America’s Best Dance out an innocent bystander. Emily NAT GEO 73 Universe Break It Down (N) Naked Science Known Universe Break It Down Troopers Troopers Taboo Deschanel also stars in the new NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny episode “The Hole in the Heart.” OXY 61 Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI 10 p.m. on A&E MLB Base- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in The Dan Patrick Show (N) Table Tennis Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force ROOT 38 99 ball Postgame Baltimore. (Subject to Blackout) Deputy Michelle “Michy” Mendez SPEED 58 53 Speedma. Trucker Trucker Speedmakers Speedmakers Trucker Trucker NASCAR Race Hub Gearz has flashbacks to her first days on SPIKE 69 38 Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å TNA (N) ’ MANswers MANswers MANswers the task force when a fugitive she SYFY 43 40 Enterprise Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star Trek caught back then is on the loose Seinfeld “The The King of The King of “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. A man falls for a Family Guy Family Guy Conan Magic Johnson; Maggie Lopez once more, wanted for violating TBS 33 10 Wink” Queens ’ Queens ’ woman who has short-term memory loss. ’ Å “PTV” ’ Q; Jen Kirkman. Tonight (N) his probation. As she and the team “Neptune’s “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”››‡ (:45) “Duchess of Idaho”››‡ (1950, Romance-Comedy) “Pagan Love Song”›› (1950, Musical) “Texas Car- their game plan, they TCM 51 26 Daughter” (1949) Gene Kelly. Å Esther Williams, Van Johnson. Å Esther Williams, Howard Keel. Å nival” Å learn that their target has children TLC 42 41 Police Pawn Pawn Police Women Police Women Pawn Pawn Police Women Pawn with nine different women, so he TNT 36 42 Law Bones ’ Å “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”›››‡ (2002) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. Å (:45) CSI: NY ’ Å could be hiding out with any of them, in the new episode “Deja TOON 63 33 Hole in Wall Gumball Adventure Regular MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Eagleheart Fugitive.” TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man, Food TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 10:30 p.m. on KOBI KMTX (:00) NCIS NCIS Ducky is stabbed at a NCIS An assassin targets a key NCIS Terrorists threaten to NCIS “Jurisdiction” A Navy NCIS “Road Kill” Death of a NCIS “Broken Outsourced USA 45 15 “Road Kill” crime scene. ’ Å witness. ’ Å detonate a bomb. ’ diver is murdered. petty offi cer. Å Bird” Rajiv (Rizwan Manji) fears that VS. 47 422 World Ext. Adv. Sports Adv. Sports World Extreme Cagefi ghting World Extreme Cagefi ghting Paid Prog. his wedding will be canceled after WE 185 120 Wedding Amazing Wedding Cakes My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer Å Weddings Weddings Weddings he’s discovered in a compromising WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. position, but he’s the one consider- ing calling things off when he learns (:00) “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986, “Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the (:20) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack. A global ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å his bride isn’t who he thought she Drama) Ralph Macchio. ill-fated 1970 moon mission. cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. was. Madhuri and Asha (Anisha (:15) “I Spy”›› (2002, Comedy) Eddie Treme Antoine contemplates a Treme “Everything I Do Gonh Treme “On Your Way Down” Cathouse: (:45) “Cinema Verite” HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å Å ’ Å ’ Nagarajan, Rebecca Hazlewood) Murphy, Owen Wilson. move. Be Funky” The Musical (2011) Diane Lane. learn some disturbing information (:15) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008, War) Jeremy Renner, “Saint John of Las Vegas” (2009) Steve Nurse Jackie Diary-Call Gigolos (iTV) Diary-Call Gigolos SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å about another relationship — Man- Anthony Mackie. iTV. Buscemi. iTV Premiere. (iTV) Girl (N) Girl (iTV) meet’s (Sacha Dhawan) — in part (:25) “The Final Storm” (2010, Action) “Flawless”››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) Michael Caine, Demi “Ransom”››› (1996) Mel Gibson. A wealthy executive turns “Hotel TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ 2 of “Rajiv Ties the Bharat,” the Lauren Holly, Luke Perry. Moore, Lambert Wilson. the tables on his son’s abductor. California” season finale. 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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m., $20 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party and karaoke by DJ Kevin. buy-in tournament with cash games Shuffle board and pool tournaments combined with music from the greats EVENTS around 9 p.m., The Club House, 227 W. take place at 6 p.m. every third Thurs- such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and EVENTS AN ASSOCIATION OF WRITERS — Central Ave. Sutherlin. $5 daily mem- day of each month.541-679-4090. Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- YONDR BOOK CLUB — 6:30 p.m., 10:45 a.m., Mercy Community Educa- bership. 541-784-5354 or theclub- TIMOTHY PATRICK — 5 to 8 p.m., tions recommended. 541-839-1111. Yoncalla Branch Library, 194 Birch St., tion Room 2, 2459 Stewart Parkway, [email protected]. Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., POOL TOURNAMENT — 7 p.m., The Yoncalla. The Yoncalla-Drain area book Roseburg. This month’s meeting fea- 9-BALL POOL TOURNAMENT — 7 Roseburg. Eugene entertainer brings Offyce, 208 Central Ave., Sutherlin. club, YonDr, will meet to discuss “The tures a presentation, led by Rod Trotter, p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central his sound back to Charley’s. Cover Tournaments every Thursday. 541-315- Help” by Kathryn Stockett. 541-849- about turning poems into songs. AAW Ave., Sutherlin. $3 entry fee. 541-459- songs run the gamut from Willie Nel- 2136. 2128. meets every second Monday of the 0463. son to Bob Dylan, and from Jim Morri- 8-BALL BCA POOL TOURNAMENT 2011 EQUESTRIAN VARIETY SHOW month. Visitors welcome. 541-459- POOL LEAGUE — 8 p.m., Joe’s Bar son to the Everly Brothers. No cover. — 7 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Cen- — 7 p.m., Douglas County Fair- 2902. and Mongolian Grill, 1969 S.E. 541-957-1786. tral Ave., Sutherlin. $3 entry fee. 541- grounds, river arena, 2110 Frear St., UMPQUA SINGERS AUDITIONS — Stephens St., Roseburg. Men’s night KARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing, 459-0463. Roseburg. Umpqua Starchasers Eques- 1 to 4 p.m., Whipple Fine Arts Center, free pool after league play. 541-672- Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave., BLUES AND ROCK JAM — 8 to 11 trian Drill Team performs annual show room 12, Umpqua Community College, 7190. Roseburg. Free pool. 541-440-2785. p.m., Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., that includes, musical drill performanc- 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winches- KARAOKE — 6 to 9 p.m., Eagles Roseburg. Blues, progressive and clas- es, pony cart exhibition and jumping, ter. Open auditions for UCC’s Umpqua THURSDAY, MAY 12 Aerie #3508, 116 E. Second St., sic rock hosted by Boxorox. $2 cover. gaming and mounted target shooting Singers student vocal jazz ensemble. Thursday, May 12 Sutherlin. 541-459-9154. 541-672-9131. demonstrations. 541-430-4616. Students must come prepared with a BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 LADIES NIGHT — 8 p.m. to closing, solo selection. Group performs 45 to NIGHTLIFE p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969 50 concerts a year. 541-440-4693. WII GAMES, POOL — 4:30 p.m., Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Open mic Please see CALENDAR,page 13 Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, TUESDAY,Tuesday, MAYMay 10 10

NIGHTLIFE WII GAMES, POOL — 4:30 p.m., Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. 541- Marji S. — Supervisor 679-4090. DRUMMING — 6:30 p.m., Unity 18 1/2 year Mercy employee Church of Roseburg. Meets every sec- ond Tuesday of the month. Bring drums, shakers, etc., for an en evening School Volunteer of song and meditation through drum- ming. 541-957-1452. OPEN MIC — 9 p.m. to midnight, Married with two children hosted by What’s Left, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. 541-672- 9131. Motto: “Live well, laugh INDUSTRY NIGHT — 8 p.m. to clos- ing, Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. often, love much.” 541-672-7190.

EVENTS I Am Mercy LITERATI READS ‘THE GREAT HOUSE’ — 1 p.m., The Riverview Ter- race Retirement Center, 1970 W. Har- vard, Roseburg. The Literati Book Club will discuss “The Great House,” a dark, compelling novel by Nichole Krauss. The June selection, for those who choose to plan ahead, is “The Dream,” by Harry Bernstein. New members are welcome. 541-496-3060. DRUMMING — 6:30 p.m., Unity Church of Roseburg. Meets every sec- ond Tuesday of the month. Bring drums, shakers, etc., for an en evening I Am Mercy of song and meditation through drum- ming. 541-957-1452.

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NIGHTLIFE KARAOKE — 4:30 to 10 p.m., Veter- ans of Foreign Wars Post 9745, 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. Kitchen open. Members, guests, public wel- come. 541-679-4090. STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9 p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ — 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., Raise Your Glass, 1033 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Two-hour din- ner show. Local performers will imper- sonate legends like Loretta Lynn as they keep singing the hits. Dance floor. Weekend entrees. Free. 541-643-0264. BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 Mercy — we are friends and family, caring p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta for friends and family. Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party combined with music from the greats Mercy Medical Center such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and We are your community hospital. Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- tions recommended. 541-839-1111. Page 10, The News-Review BOOK REVIEW Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 Guidebook travels through the wonders of Oregon Music Review: BILL DUNCAN month for any rent disasters in the world. On 7th CD, The News-Review of the excur- Sullivan suggests visiting sions. With Steens Mountain in Oregon’s J. Lo rebounds f there is one nook or cran- that in mind, High Desert Country twice, ny in Oregon that has not Sullivan wrote once in October to tour the and scores Ibeen explored and written the book Riddle Brothers Ranch Nation- about by William L. Sullivan according to al Historic District, now MESFIN FEKADU of Eugene, I would be sur- the seasons. owned and restored by the Associated Press prised. His specialty is The featured Bureau of Land Management. describing places off the beat- sites have all Later, he recommends a ski ennifer Lopez’s latest sin- en path, as in his latest outdoor been visited trip to the mountain in Decem- gle — the international guide, “Oregon Favorites.” and researched ber. Jsmash “On the Floor” — Sullivan has written a month- by Sullivan, Closer to home, Sullivan opens with this line: “It’s a by-month guide to places in who includes encourages readers to tour new generation of party peo- Oregon. information on Shore Acres Park in November ple.” And luckily the singer He warns that “some of the how to get to see the light show at the has taken note. adventures can be difficult,” there and tips gardens near Coos Bay. The Lopez, 41, isn’t the same and reminds readers to for exploring show is in place from Thanks- star she was 10 years ago, “choose a trip that matches the region. giving to New Year’s, when when she dominated both pop your abilities” and to tell A trademark more than a quarter million and urban music charts. She someone your itinerary, partic- of Sullivan’s lights decorate the gardens. struggled with 2005’s ularly the time you expect to guidebook Sullivan covers almost the “Rebirth,” and was worse off return home. He also reminds adventures is entire coast of Oregon, begin- with “Brave,” which came two those planning trips to take his love of ning with the historic city of years later. proper equipment. He takes native wild- Astoria and moving south Lopez has never been a care to describe each location flowers. Each along Oregon’s rugged Pacific musical icon, and she probably with that kind of presentation. chapter fea- coastline. never will be. But she is a Sullivan said he is often tures the image Sullivan doesn’t spend all great entertainer — and that’s asked to name the “best” Ore- Oregon Favorites: Trails and Tales By William L. Sullivan and description his time exploring the state’s reflected throughout most of gon adventures, but he writes, of a particular back country. His memoir, her seventh album, “Love?” “Oregon is such a diverse Navillus Press wildflower. “Cabin Fever,” is about build- The Pitbull-featured “On the Softcover $24.95 The photogra- ing a log cabin near Tillamook, Floor,” which has the “party, state, ranging from desert phy in this and a quiet retreat for he and his party, party” vibe that has mountains to coastal rain- other Sullivan books is worth wife, Janell, who live in taken over Top 40 radio, is forests,” therefore it’s hard to the price of the book. The Eugene. He has written three irresistible and addictive. It VENDORS choose a favorite spot. Also, cover of “Oregon Favorites” is novels and 12 guidebooks to was produced by RedOne, the he said, Oregon has such dif- a stunning photograph of exotic places, mostly in Ore- man behind Lady Gaga’s “Bad NEEDED! ferent seasons across the state Mount Hood taken from Tril- gon and the Northwest. Romance” and “Poker Face.” May 21st, 2011 with a variety of snow, rain lion Lake. The equally grand In “Oregon Favorites,” he The hitmaker also works his $15 For 10’ x 10’ and sun, that it would be diffi- back cover displays the Phan- concludes the book with a sec- magic on the celebratory dance 541-673-3949 for info cult to choose a single ideal tom Ship in Carter Lake. tion called “Farther Afield,” jam “Papi.” Lopez also has The adventures told month- suggesting travel to California, future hits with the Lil Wayne- by-month explore the out of as well as Alaska, Victoria, assisted “I’m Into You” and The Recognized the way places throughout British Columbia, Italy, The “Good Hit,” a Fergie-sounding Oregon. For example, in July, Great Barrier Reef and Aus- jam produced by The-Dream Diesel Professionals Sullivan urges readers to visit tralia’s mainland. and Tricky. Mount St. Helens in Washing- But why go elsewhere, when Lopez is best, though, when ton state and return to ground there is so much to see within she collaborates with producer • Engine zero to see how has Oregon’s borders? D’Mile. The two songs — • Electrical healed this devastated area “(What Is) Love?” and “One after the May 18, 1980, vol- Bill Duncan can be reached Love” — were leaked in 2009, • A/C and Heater cano eruption. The sight of at [email protected] or but they don’t sound dated. that rebuilding gives one hope by writing to P.O. Box 812, They’re biographical tunes • State of the art for recovery from all the cur- Roseburg, OR 97470. about Lopez’s love life, which Electronics Diagnostics includes two failed marriages and stints with Ben Affleck RRich’sich’s HHydroponicsydroponics and Diddy. If there’s some- FREE FFordord PPowerstroke,owerstroke, thing this girl can sing about, it state of aandnd SSoiloil should be love lapses — and DDodgeodge CCumminsummins 55.9.9 when she does, she does it the art well. Engine CHECK THIS TRACK Scan ((541)541) 6672-740072-7400 Up to 25% off our entire inventory featuring: OUT: Lopez’s strongest vocal performance is all over the groove “(What Is) Love?” It Southern Oregon Diesel makes her role as a judge on 7151 Old Highway 99N Roseburg OR, 97470 “American Idol” a bit more fit- ting. 55 Years of local, family owned business 541-890-1377 • 1463 SE Stephens • Across the street from J&J Market Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 11 GALLERIES Courtesy photo ART GALLERY, 638 W. Harri- designs, constructs and installs TER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- son St., Roseburg — Featured stained and beveled glass windows. burg — The Umpqua Valley Arts art is pastel landscapes by Open from noon to 4 p.m. Saturdays Association presents its 43 Annual Photos by Myrtle Creek artist Phil Bates. or by appointment seven days a Membership Show beginning May Central Show runs through June 13. week. For consultations, quotes and 13. The public reception for the mem- The gallery is open 9 a.m. to 5 appointments, call glass artist Marion bers open show is from 5 to 7 p.m. Point p.m. Monday through Friday. Scheel. 541-672-8516. May 13. The show is placed through- photogra- 541-672-6621. out the building and runs through July pher Brian SUSAN COMERFORD STUDIO, 8. Oakland School District student art Dierks will be THE GALLERY AT MAR- 485 S.E. Kane St., Roseburg — will be hung in the Student Gallery. All SHANNE LANDING, 175 Nationally known painter of oil land- shows are free and open to the pub- featured at Hogan Road, Oakland. The scapes of the North Umpqua River lic. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tues- the SUVA gallery showcases the work of and the Northwest. Open by appoint- day through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 20 artists, including bronzes by ment. 541-673-0417 or 541-784- p.m. Saturday. 541-672-2532 or gallery Ginger Updegrave, pastels by 8722 or www.susancomerford.com. through Trudy Reynolds, paintings by www.uvarts.com. May 19. An Jan Barba Horn, alabaster by SUVA GALLERY, 425 S.E. Main YE OLDE ART SHOPPE, 106 artist David MacFarlane and porce- St., Canyonville — Gallery regularly lain and raku work by Susan showcases works of more than 30 N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek — South reception Roden. Additional work local fine artists, photographers and Umpqua High School art students will be held includes stained glass win- craft artisans. Central Point photogra- are the featured artists in May.The tonight dows, blown-glass articles and pher Brian Dierks is the featured exhibit features drawings, paintings, ornaments, hand-marbled silk artist through May 19. Artist reception crafts and pottery.The SUHS show at the scarves and evening bags, is 5 to 7 p.m. today. Regular gallery will be on display from May 3 to May gallery. gemstones and antique bead- hours are 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Tues- 28. An artists reception is from 10 ed jewelry. Free admission. day through Saturday. 541-839-4282. a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. Regular busi- Gallery open 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. ness hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tues- Wednesday through Sunday UMPQUA DISCOVERY CENTER, day through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 and by appointment. 541-459- 409 Riverfront Way, Reedsport — p.m. Saturday. 541-863-6843. 7998. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. Admission is $8 per adult and $4 for • Submit an event or change to JACKSON ST. ARTS STU- children ages 6 to 15. 541-271-4816 News Desk, The News-Review, 345 DIO AND GALLERY, 625 S.E. or N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg, OR Jackson St., Roseburg. — New www.umpquadiscoverycenter.com. 97470, or [email protected]. gallery offers studio space and UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CEN- workshops for painting, knit- ting, spinning, jewelry-making. Open 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tues- ART GALLERY AT UCC, Whipple ELKTON COMMUNITY EDUCA- day through Friday, and 11 a.m. Fine Arts Building, Umpqua Commu- TION CENTER, 15850 Highway 38 to 4 p.m. Saturday. 541-860-8944. nity College, 1140 College Road, West, Elkton — “Art in the Park,” Winchester. Celebrating Collage, fea- paintings and photos that portray the OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 Locust St. — This museum is about the his- turing local and Northwest artists, center’s park or Fort Umpqua ends runs through May 12. The exhibit tory of the town, including a general today.The Dunes Art Club, a Reed- store, doctor’s office, a bank, parlor, a commemorates the centennial of the sport-area painting group, will show a Braque-Picasso collaborations of train station, a pharmacy and other collection of paintings through June. rooms typical of an early Oakland 1911 and 1912 that produced mod- Artwork can be viewed from 10 a.m. OPEN 24 ernist collages. Regular hours are 8 home, with memorabilia from the HOURS to 3 p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays 1860s to mid-1900s. The museum is a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday and Fridays. Free admission. 541- MMother’sother’s DDayay SSpecialspecials and by appointment. 541-440-4692. open from 12:30 to 3:30 p.m. daily 584-2692. except holidays. No admission charge, but donations are appreciat- CLAY POTENTIAL POTTERY, CLARK STUDIO AND GALLERY, BBreakfastreakfast MMenuenu - SStartstarts atat 6am6am 219 Main St., Riddle — Featuring ed. 541-459-3087. works by Carol Ratliff, including clay 130 N.E. Exchange Ave., Roseburg pieces fired in various methods such — Works of more than 30 artists are SUNSHINE GLASS-ART STU- • Lobster Seafood Omelet as horsehair, raku and pitfire. Clay regularly shown at the gallery. Red, DIO AND GALLERY, 494 Clover topped with hollandaise sauce, classes are offered in hand building yellow and blue competition currently Ave., Roseburg — Specializes in tomatoes and green onions ...... $10.25 and wheel-throwing techniques. Chil- displayed, with more than 55 pieces. decorative glass windows and cus- dren’s hand building classes are at Open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tuesday tom glass signs made by incorporat- • Strawberry Hazelnut Waffles . . . . . $8.50 10 a.m. Saturdays. Open from 10 through Saturday. 541-672-2180. ing etched, carved and glue-chipped • Eggs Benedict ...... $9.95 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Friday FISHER’S FLOWERS AND FINE glass techniques. The gallery also and 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday, with • Pit Ham and Eggs ...... $9.95 additional hours by appointment. 541- • Lobster Seafood Eggs Benedict . . . $10.95 874-3931. (: ALL SMILES :) COUNTRY LADY QUILT SHOP DDinnerinner MMenuenu - SStartstarts atat NoonNoon AND GALLERY, 611 S.E. Jackson St., Roseburg — Through fall, the shop displays selected quilts from CCheckheck usus • Old Fashioned Turkey Dinner Cheryl Malkowski’s new book, ooutut oonline!nline! with all the trimmings: Candied Yams, “Blocks to Diamonds,” patterns devel- Apple Sage Dressing and Giblet Gravy oped by Malkowski from Timeless Treasures, a New York fabric compa- Regular $12.95 Senior $10.95 ny, and replicas of the Quilts of Gee’s Bend, based in Alabama. 541-673- • Coconut or Beer Battered Prawns 1007. (Hand Breaded or Battered) DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM, Regular $13.25 Senior $11.25 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg — The wwww.cascadedenturecenter.comww.cascadedenturecenter.com museum features an extensive natu- • Cranberry Glazed Pit Ham ral history collection in Oregon as When experience matters most! made with our special sauce well as one of the region’s largest his- Regular $12.95 Senior $10.95 Reservations torical photograph collections. Muse- Phillip Dahl L.D. um hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. All dinners include soup or Appreciated and Admission is $5 adults, $4 seniors Open Monday salad and dinner roll. Highly Recommended and free for children 17 and younger. thru Thursday by www.douglasmuseum.com or 541- Appointment 957-7007. 1663 West Harvard Avenue, Roseburg • 541-672-0100 125 Ponderosa Dr. • Sutherlin • 541-459-2632 Page 12, The News-Review MOVIE REVIEW Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 ‘Thor’ rumbles, but never quite roars DAVID GERMAIN Shakespearean intrigue. cracking assistant (Kat Den- AP Movie Writer Director Kenneth Branagh, nings, who keeps the movie whose big-screen Shakespeare lively with her comic timing he Norse gods are off to adaptations include “” and delivery). a decent, though not and “Henry V,” pits father The Asgard sets are impres- Tdivine, start in “Thor,” against son and brother against sive, but while the celestial set- the latest movie in Marvel brother, with loads of palatial ting of this heavenly dominion Comics’ big-screen expansion pride, envy, rivalry and resent- gleams, it often looks fake, of its superhero pantheon. ment driving the action. even cartoonish. “Harry Potter” The human part of the equa- and “The Lord of the Rings” tion often is where “Thor” have presented much better Thor comes up short, as in the puny fantasy lands. Rated Pg-13 humans of whom the god, The action sequences also HH1 ⁄2 of four played by statuesque Aus- are muddled at times, though tralian actor Chris Hemsworth, an armored guy smashing Held to a more brisk running supposedly becomes so fond. things with a giant hammer time than some superhero epics Fresh off her Academy certainly is a fresh take on that swell to Elizabethan stage Award win for “Black Swan,” The Associated Press superhero violence. proportions, “Thor” neverthe- Natalie Portman as Thor’s The plot — credited to three less manages to cram in a lot of Chris Hemsworth, left, and Natalie Portman are shown in a mortal love interest is a sur- scene from the film ‘Thor,’ opening Friday. screenwriters and two story developers, among them Mar- prisingly insubstantial pres- beings who, in Marvel’s vel Comics scribe J. Michael TTasteaste TThehe take out • dine in New Style ence. We have to be told by a reworking of mythology, Straczynski — is a bit unfo- DIIFFERENCEFFERENCE colleague that Portman’s Jane became objects of worship cused, since it not only has to Chinese Food Foster is a “master physicist,” among the ancient Norsemen. relate Thor’s journey but also but there’s little in the actress’ Hemsworth’s Thor is in line help set up next year’s super- Lunch Special demeanor to make you believe to inherit the throne from his hero ensemble tale “The it. father, Odin (Anthony Hop- Avengers.” $ 25 11am to 3:30pm Thor is the god who fell to kins), over his scheming broth- That film will team Thor 4 Includes Free Soup Earth, but why he wants to stay Loki (Tom Hiddleston). 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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 money to attend a piano institute this Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors open at summer in the Czech Republic. 541- 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18 and older. 680-1669. Smoke-free. All paper games. Progres- Friday,FRIDAY, May 13 MAY 13 sive blackout. 541-672-5627. Sunday, May 15 GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide SUNDAY, MAY 15 Community Center, Highway 138. Doors NIGHTLIFE open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 p.m. 50 DINNER AND DANCE — 5 to 11 NIGHTLIFE cents per card per game. 541-496-3398. p.m., Veterans Of Foreign Wars Post KARAOKE — 6 to 9 p.m., Eagles 9745, 570 S.W. Douglas Blvd., Win- Aerie #3508, 116 E. Second St., SATURDAY ston. Dinner from 5 to 7 p.m. Several Sutherlin. 541-459-9154. SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 E. entrees. Dance from 7 to 11 p.m. Bring DEAL OR NO DEAL— 5 to 8 p.m., Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building fund finger foods. Public welcome. 541-679- The Beaver Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Seniors 4090. Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637- Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15. 541-459- SHASTA RAY AND THE DOWNHOME 0072. 3247 or 541-643-6488. BAND — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — 7 Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. No cover. Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Tenmile. Last Saturday of every 541-229-1230. Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party month. Cost is 25 cents a card. WINE TASTING — 5 to 7 p.m., Hotel combined with music from the greats Refreshments served. 541-679- Lobby, Seven Feathers Casino Resort, such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and 5397. 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- Must be 21 or older. 541-839-1111. SUNDAY tions recommended. 541-839-1111. LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — 7 to KARAOKE — 8 p.m. until closing, 11:30 p.m., Roseburg Armory, 111 Courtesy photo 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave., bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. N.W. General Ave., Roseburg. Nonprofit Shasta Ray and the Downhome Band will liven it up at My Roseburg. 541-440-2785 dance club offers teens and young WINSTON VFW — 3 p.m., VFW Post adults a place to dance and hang out Coffee and the Wine Experience May 13. 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., Winston. Mem- bers and public welcome. 541-679- under the supervision of adults. $5 4090. cover. Food and drinks available for Saturday, May 14 Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459- BINGO SATURDAY, MAY 14 0463. purchase. 541-591-6234. MONDAY LIVE MUSIC — 7 p.m., Little Broth- BARBARIANS — 9 p.m. to midnight, All bingo games listed below are open NIGHTLIFE Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Rose- ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. ers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St. Come early to the public. Bingo is played every week Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny bingo. for a seat. No cover. 541-672-0912. KARAOKE — 6 p.m. until closing, burg. Classic rock. 541-672-9131. except where otherwise noted. Please Seniors 50 and older only. 541-679- KARAOKE WITH ROCKIN’ RONNIE Sawmill Tavern, 624 S.E. Cass Ave., LIVE DJ — 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Sweet call ahead if the date is near a holiday. 9602. — 7 to 11 p.m., Raise Your Glass, Roseburg. 541-440-2785. Dixie Fine Food and Spirits, 194 N. Old 1033 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. EDDY ROSS — 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles Pacific Highway, Myrtle Creek. No FRIDAY TUESDAY Dance floor. Weekend entrees. Free. Aerie #3508, 116 E. Second St., cover. 541-863-5000. WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, WIN- SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, 541-643-0264. Sutherlin. Live music. 541-459-9154. STON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 Grape Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672- BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and BORN TO BE WILD — 7 p.m. and 9 EVENTS Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or 541-679- 1325. 9 p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feath- p.m., Cabaret Lounge, Seven Feathers ARTISTS’ RECEPTION — 10 a.m. to 9715. ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. ers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta 1 p.m., Ye Olde Art Shoppe, 106 N.E. EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 E. Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party Lane, Canyonville. Rock ’n’ roll party Oak St., Myrtle Creek. South Umpqua Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at 4 p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from event combined with music from the greats combined with music from the greats High School art students are the fea- p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. go to Elks charities and other community such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and such as Bob Seger, Johnny Cash and tured artists in May. The exhibit fea- Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout functions. 541-672-4455. Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- Bon Jovi. Must be 21 or older. Reserva- tures drawings, paintings, crafts and and surprise games. Proceeds go to tions recommended. 541-839-1111. tions recommended. 541-839-1111. pottery. Regular business hours are 9 charity. 541-459-9154. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Please see CALENDAR,page 14 SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY ACOUSTIC BLEND— 7:30 p.m., a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- Raise Your Glass, 1033 S.E. Stephens and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541- glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg St., Roseburg. Contemporary and clas- 863-6843. VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden sic rock covers. Dance floor. Weekend RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — 1 Do you have chronic pain? Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. entrees. Free. 541-643-0264. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Comstock Grange, Free admission. No experience or part- KARAOKE — 8 p.m., The Beaver 851 S. Comstock Road. Old time fiddle, ners necessary. Dances are taught. Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens piano and harmonica music. Refresh- Muscle spasms? 672-5115. St., Roseburg. 541-637-0072. ments served. Public and donations TEXAS HOLD ’EM — 7 p.m., The KARAOKE AND DANCE — 8 p.m. to welcome. Nausea? Club House, 227 W. Central Ave., closing, Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian PIANO CONCERT — 7 p.m., Sutherlin. $20 buy-in tournament at 7 Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Rose- Umpqua Community College, Jacoby p.m., cash games at about 9 p.m. $5 burg. Auditorium, 1140 Umpqua College ❃ Not fi nding relief with traditional medicines? daily membership. 541-784-5354 or MINUTE TO WIN IT GAME NITE — 9 Road, Winchester. Jaron Cannon, 18, p.m. to 11 p.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. of Roseburg, will perform a full recital [email protected]. Central Ave., Sutherlin. Try your luck at that includes works from multiple ❃ KARAOKE — 8 p.m., The Beaver Tired of playing games with marijuana clinics a game to win a prize. 541-459-0463. musical periods and styles, as well as Den Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens KARAOKE — 11 p.m. to 2 a.m., his own original composition and that change doctors every few months? St., Roseburg. 541-637-0072. Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave., arrangements. Cannon is raising LIVE MUSIC — 8 p.m. to closing, Joe’s Bar at the Mongolian Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Dr. Darryl George KARAOKE — 9 p.m. to 2 a.m., Vera’s Lounge, 122 W. Central Ave., Affordable Integrative Medicine Sutherlin. No cover charge. 541-459- Turn your tax refund into a 0463.LIVE DJ — 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., (541) 672-8366 Sweet Dixie Fine Food and Spirits, 194 New Smile! N. Old Pacific Highway, Myrtle Creek. 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$ Stereo broadcast Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC % Closed caption 4,13/CBS 4 8KVAL KVAL News at 6 The Early Show Live Regis & Kelly The Price Is Right Young & Restless (N) New broadcast 4.2/This TV 292 Gadget Spider Magi Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Movie (EI) Education/Informational 5/NBC 5 5News News Today Paid Prog. Hatchett 8/PBS 8 Varied BBC World Place Between Martha Curious Cat in the Super Why Dinosaur Sesame Street Sit/Be Fit C. Rose 9/ABC 9 4News News News Good Morning America Rachael Ray The View Judge B. Millionaire 25/MYTV 11 12 Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel Housewives/Atl. Judge Mathis Judge Jeanine Pirro 30/IND 21 Varied 3ABN Today Varied Programs Abundant THE TV 33/FOX 13 11 Shepherd’s Chapel Life Today Copeland Fox News Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 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Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. RENO 911! Daily Show Colbert Movie ship. CW 12 14 Paid Prog. The Daily Buzz Steve Wilkos Show Browns Payne Cosby Cosby DISC 34 30 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs 1. “Dancing With the Stars” DISN 37 Timmy Chugging Agent Oso Tinga Manny Mickey Pirates Mickey Manny Babar Chugging Mickey Mickey (Monday), ABC, 22.38 million. 21 E! 57 25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. E! News Varied Programs 2. “American Idol” (Wednes- ESPN 28 31 SportsCtr SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter day), Fox, 22.32 million. ESPN2 27 49 Mike and Mike in the Morning ESPN First Take ESPN First Take Varied Best of 1st and 10 FNC 32 27 Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now America Live 3. “American Idol” (Thursday), FOOD 72 50 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Lee Boy Grill Home Cooking Fox, 19.60 million. FX 31 45 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Malcolm Malcolm Movie Movie Varied Programs HGTV 50 43 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs To Sell To Sell 4. “Dancing With the Stars” HIST 41 34 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs (Tuesday), ABC, 18.28 million. HLMRK 87 Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Martha Stewart Show Hungry Food ION 15 20 Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Bible Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 5. “The Mentalist,” CBS, 13.53 LIFE 23 29 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Varied Grey’s Anatomy Will/Grace Will/Grace Chris Chris million. MSNBC 54 44 Morn. Joe The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation MTV 26 17 AMTV AMTV: Mix Varied AMTV: 10 on Top AMTV Varied Programs 6. “Dancing With the Stars” NAT GEO 73 Paid Prog. Varied Programs Dog Whisperer (Special — Tuesday), ABC, NICK 71 Fam. Mat. Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Dora... Dora... Go, Diego Max, Ruby Bubble Umizoomi 13.08 million. 39 OXY 61 Paid Prog. Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Varied Programs 7. “Body of Proof,” ABC, 11.86 ROOT 38 99 Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Varied Programs million. SPEED 58 53 Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs SPIKE 69 38 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene 8. “The Voice,” NBC, 11.78 mil- SYFY 43 40 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs lion. TBS 33 10 Married Married Married Home Imp. Home Imp. Saved/Bell Saved/Bell Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Prince Prince Prince Payne TCM 51 26 (:00) Movie (:15) Movie Varied Programs (:45) Movie (:45) Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs 9. “Survivor: Redemption TLC 42 41 Paid Prog. Couple Couple 18 Kids 18 Kids Baby Story Baby Story Baby Story Baby’s Pregnant Pregnant Say Yes Say Yes Island,” CBS, 11.32 million. TNT 36 42 NUMB3RS Angel Angel Charmed Charmed Supernatural Supernatural TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Ben 10 Bakugan Beyblade Pokemon Johnny T Johnny T Garfi eld Garfi eld Chowder Chowder 10. “Better With You,” ABC, TRVL 59 48 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. $40-a-Day $40-a-Day Varied Programs 11.23 million. TVLND 53 28 Boston Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. All-Family Sanford Jeffersons GoodTime Jeannie Jeannie All-Family Sanford USA 45 15 Paid Prog. Law CI Varied Programs 11. “NCIS,” CBS, 11.21 million. VS. 47 422 Hockey Varied Programs WE 185 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs 12. “CSI: Crime Scene Investi- 120 gation,” CBS, 10.84 million. WGN-A 14 Hillbillies Matlock Matlock Heat of Night Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger

13. “60 Minutes” (7-7:46 p.m. Eastern), CBS, 10.74 million. Center of the world: Name that ice cream 14. “The Big Bang Theory,” Q: I grew up in Iowa, and ice cream is made in Le Mars Kennedy, Sen. Robert F. CBS, 10.71 million. we always had Blue Bunny ice than any other place on the Kennedy and Sen. Ted 15. “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC, cream. Is Blue Bunny still planet! Kennedy. Smith attended 10.67 million. manufactured in Iowa? Can Q: I virtually never hear boarding school at Salisbury you explain how the name William Kennedy Smith’s School in Salisbury, Conn. He 16. “NCIS: Los Angeles,” CBS, came about? name mentioned. I understand received his undergraduate 10.29 million. – E.M., Easton, Md. that he was studying for his degree from Duke University A: Wells still makes Blue Ph.D. in medicine. Did he ever (1983); completed premedical 17. “Blue Bloods,” CBS, 10.06 Bunny ice cream in Le Mars, Mr. Know-It-All accomplish his goal? postbaccalaureate studies at million. Iowa. As for the product histo- – J.N., Staten Island, N.Y. Bryn Mawr College (1987); contest. A Sioux City man won 18. “Bones,” Fox, 9.70 million. ry, in 1913, Fred H. Wells A: According to his biogra- and earned his medical degree invested $250 for a horse, a the $25 cash prize for his phy, William Kennedy Smith from Georgetown University 19. “60 Minutes” (7:46-8 p.m. delivery wagon, a few cans entry. Along with his name is the second of four children School of Medicine (1991). Eastern), CBS, 9.51 million. and jars, and started selling ice suggestion, he submitted the of Stephen Edward Smith and Currently, Smith is a board- cream. In 1928, Wells sold the Blue Bunny character. The Jean Kennedy Smith. His certified physiatrist and a 20. “Desperate Housewives,” name of the business. In 1935, Iowa state legislature designat- mother is a daughter of Joseph trained prosthetist who has ABC, 9.44 million. brothers Fred and Harry Wells ed Le Mars, Iowa, as the “Ice P. Kennedy Sr. and Rose focused his research and prac- Cream Capital of the World” – The Associated Press held a “name the ice cream” Fitzgerald Kennedy. He is the tice on prosthetics and the care in 1994. I am told that more nephew of President John F. of amputees. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 6

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk Eva LaRue; Gina and Patrick Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil A woman fears for her The Oprah Winfrey Show (N) Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful Neely. (N) ’ Å grandchildren. (N) ’ Å News/Couric 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Navajo Joe”›› (1966) “Sam Whiskey”››‡ (1969) Burt Reynolds, Clint Walker. A widow tries to “Kentucky”››› (1938, Romance) Loretta Young, Richard Greene. Romance “Sliding Doors”›› (1998) Gwyneth Paltrow. A woman 292 KPIC Burt Reynolds. Å salvage a fortune stolen by her husband. Å brings an end to an 80-year-long feud. Å experiences an alternate reality. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show Cancer break- Days of our Lives Rafe fi nds Sami at Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show Instant procedures; The Doctors Periods, the pill and News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI throughs. ’ Å the safe house. (N) ’ ’ Å bruises. 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(N) (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Abuse” ’ Å “Captain’s Holiday” ’ ’ Å Action 4 Life ASI Video 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Hope in Motion Homecoming It Is Written Å 30/IND 21 Magazine Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your Everybody- The Offi ce Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Christine Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother Raymond “Mafi a” Å Men ’ 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Ali Days of our Lives Rafe fi nds Sami at Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Periods, the pill and The Ellen DeGeneres Show KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Wentworth; Mother’s Day. (N) the safe house. (N) ’ Nancy Grace Nancy Grace pregnancy. (N) Å Actress Kate Hudson. (N) ’ Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Watercolor Delicious TV’s Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts Baby The Electric Fetch! 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Å ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Celebrity Apprentice “Shear Madness” CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Bill & Ted Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “Good Luck Chuck”› (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show Deadliest Catch The ships return to American Chopper A bike for a American Chopper University of American Chopper High-tech chop- American Chopper “Go Daddy 2” Deadliest Catch “False Pass” A Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Dutch Harbor. Å Children’s Hospital. Å Michigan bike. ’ Å per for GoDaddy. Å A day at the racetrack. ’ boat-crippling passage. ’ Mickey Mouse Jungle Junction Special Agent Imagination Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck The Suite Life DISN 37 21 Clubhouse Oso (N) Movers Å Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie on Deck E! 57 25 E! 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(Live) FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto Glenn Beck (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Home Cooking Contessa Contessa Minute Meals Minute Meals Guy’s Big Bite Secrets Cook for Real Giada-Home Contessa Ingredient Fix Best Dishes FX 31 45 “Babylon A.D.”›‡ (2008) Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh. Bernie Mac Bernie Mac Malcolm Malcolm “Untraceable”››‡ (2008) Diane Lane, Billy Burke. Two/Half Men (10:00) “Around the World in 80 Ways”››‡ (1986, Comedy) Philip Quast, Allan Penney, In Develop- “Nell”››› (1994, Drama) Jodie Foster, Liam Neeson. Two doctors invade a Fox Legacy “The Blue Bird”›‡ (1940, Fantasy) FXM 44 Kelly Dingwall. Sons simulate world tour for senile father. ment Å backwoods woman’s isolated existence. Å Shirley Temple. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Design Chall Design Chall Design Chall Candice Tells Divine Design Sarah’s House Sarah’s House Get It Sold Get It Sold Green Home HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Superhumans Modern Marvels Å Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked Å Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s Superhumans Stan Lee’s HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Test” The Waltons “The Quilting” The Waltons “The House” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Trivita ’ Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Implosion” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met American Justice ’ Å Cold Case Files License plate. Unsolved Mysteries Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Coming Home MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Real World ’ Å Fantasy Fact. RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger RJ Berger The Seven (N) ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Hooked “Deadly Weapons” Hooked “River Sharks” Ice Pilots “Deadly Winds” Dog Whisperer Hooked “River Sharks” Hooked (N) NICK 71 39 Dora Explorer Dora Explorer Wonder Pets Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Big Time Rush iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Love Games: Bad Girls “The Amityville Horror”›› (2005) Ryan Reynolds. Å “The Skeleton Key”››‡ (2005) Å (11:00) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field Action Sports World Tour World Poker Tour: Season 9 Ball Up Streetball Action Sports World Champion- Mariners All ROOT 38 99 in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) ships Access SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Live Car Warriors “Best of CW” ’ NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing SPEED Center Pass Time Pass Time Test Drive Am. Trucker Car Warriors SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ Å Gangland ’ Å Gangland “Highway to Hell” Gangland “Ice Cold Killers” Gangland ’ Å Gangland “Klan of Killers” ’ Star War I SYFY 43 40 Stargate SG-1 ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Lost City” Stargate SG-1 “Lost City” Stargate SG-1 ’ Å Stargate SG-1 “Unending” ’ Stargate SG-1 “1969” Å Scream House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce “Night Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Seinfeld Å TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Out” Raymond Raymond (11:45) “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse”››› (1921, War) “Flesh”››› (1932, Drama) Wallace Beery, Karen Morley. A German wrestler Moguls and Movie Stars: A “Kiss Me Deadly”›› (1955, Crime Drama) Ralph TCM 51 26 , Alice Terry, Pomeroy Cannon. falls for a woman hiding a shady past. History of Hollywood Meeker, Albert Dekker, Paul Stewart. TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å The Closer Å Cold Case “Two Weddings” Law & Order “True Crime” ’ Law & Order “Captive” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Advent. Time MAD Codename Codename TRVL 59 48 Extreme Pig Outs Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke Å Gunsmoke “Stryker” Å Bonanza “The Mill” Bonanza “The Hopefuls” Bonanza “Denver McKee” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son House “Baggage” A woman can’t House “Help Me” Helping at the scene House “Pilot” Dr. House tries to save a House “Paternity” Brain disease. ’ Å House A college student collapses after House “Last Temptation” Masters faces NCIS “Judgment USA 45 15 remember who she is. of an emergency. teacher. ’ Å sex. ’ Å a decision. ’ Day” VS. 47 422 Hunt-Big Fish Saltwater Exp. Kentucky Derby Classics (N) Horse Racing Kentucky Oaks. Adv. Sports Hockey NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Detroit Red Wings. (N) ’ (Live) Å WE 185 120 (11:30) “Mystic Pizza”››› (1988) Julia Roberts. Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Vaya Con Leos” ’ Charmed “Mr. & Mrs. Witch” Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (N) Tenth Inning Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:15) “Sister Act”›› (1992) “The Thing”›››‡ (1982, Horror) Kurt Russell. A polar research station is (2:50) “Uncle Buck”››‡ (1989, Comedy) John Candy, “Cadillac Man”››‡ (1990, Comedy) Robin Williams, (:10) “The Big ENC 642 710 Whoopi Goldberg. ’ invaded by an alien life form. ’ Å Amy Madigan. ’ Å Tim Robbins, Pamela Reed. ’ Å Chill”››› (11:30) “Death Defying Acts”›› (:15) “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, He’s Just Not “Scooby-Doo”››‡ (2002, Comedy) Freddie Prinze Jr., “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› (2009) Matthew “The Mistress HBO 500 600 (2007) ’ Å Tim Robbins. ’ Å That Into You Sarah Michelle Gellar. ’ Å McConaughey, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å of Spices” ’ (11:00) “I Do & (:25) “Fatal Secrets” (2009, Suspense) Dina Meyer, (1:55) “Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten”››› (2007, “Bowling for Columbine”››› (2002) Michael Moore. iTV. Filmmaker “Killshot” (2009) SHO 600 660 I Don’t” Vincent Spano. iTV. ’ Å Documentary) iTV. ’ Å Michael Moore examines guns and violence. ’ iTV. ’ (11:10) “Jennifer Eight”›› (:15) “Twilight”››‡ (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke. A teen is (:20) “Creation”››‡ (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany, (:10) “Reuben, Reuben”››› (1983, Comedy) Tom TMC 620 690 (1992) Andy Garcia. Å caught up in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. ’ Jennifer Connelly. ’ Å Conti, Kelly McGillis. Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, MAY 6 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla

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Å London, Stephen Whittaker. cruited by Texas Methodist Univer- 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Friday Night Lights “Keep Dateline NBC ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 sity, Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler) KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å Looking” (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å tries to defuse tensions among the 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Oregon Field Greener Woodsongs Tribute to Cab Original Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 team members. Buddy (Brad Le- KSYS Week (N) Guide World Calloway. ’ Å contemporary rock. Now! land) deals with fatherhood, while 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Shark Tank Mark Cuban Primetime: What Would 20/20 (N) ’ Å News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 Becky’s (Madison Burge) own father KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å upsets the other sharks. You Do? (N) ’ Å line (N) mel Live ’ comes back to town. Tami (Connie 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil A woman fears for her The Oprah Winfrey Show Monk Monk tries to end a Monk Julie’s basketball coach Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 Britton) counsels a troubled girl KEVU 700 Club grandchildren. (N) (N) Å garbage . ’ Å dies suddenly. ’ Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å (guest star Emily Rios) in the new Variety 3ABN Today Mission Gospel Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations 3ABN Today Praise! episode “Keep Looking.” 30/IND 21 Stories Outreach 8 p.m. on KEZI 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- King of the Kitchen Nightmares “Capri” Fringe Peter faces his destiny. Fox News at Two and a Family Guy Everybody- Scrubs “My 13 11 Shark Tank KLSR ’ Å sons Å Hill Å (N) ’ (PA) Å ’ (PA) Å 10 (N) Half Men ’ Å Raymond Rabbit” ’ 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Friday Night Lights “Keep Dateline NBC ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show What, the tank isn’t big enough 6 KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? Looking” (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å for all of them? In this new epi- 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Lark Rise to Candleford Masterpiece Classic “South Lessons From the Real PBS News- sode, Mark Cuban gets under the 7 KOAC Business Week (N) night ’ ’ Å Riding” Å World ’ Å (DVS) Hour Å other Sharks’ skin when he urges the entrepreneurs to ignore them (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds Perpetrators Criminal Minds “Slave of Criminal Minds A man begins Criminal Minds “The Uncanny Breakout Kings A jewel thief Criminal and focus on doing business with A&E 24 23 nal Minds hunt the victims. ’ Duty” ’ Å a killing spree. ’ Valley” ’ Å escapes. Å Minds ’ ››› ››‡ Å him. Those entrepreneurs include ABC FAM 40 32 “Freaky Friday” (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. “The Princess Diaries” (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews. The 700 Club Whose? an Arkansas firefighter with an in- (5:00) “True Lies”››› (1994, Action) Arnold “88 Minutes”› (2007) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. A man must track “The Hills Have Eyes 2”› (2007, Horror) Michael McMillian, “Hills-Eyes AMC 68 24 Å Å Å vention designed to save lives, a Schwarzenegger. down the source of a death threat. Jessica Stroup, Daniella Alonso. 2” Chicago duo with an eco-friendly ’ Å ’ ’ ’ ’ ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Killer Aliens I’m Alive “Guardians” Killer Outbreaks (N) The Haunted Killer Outbreaks Haunted way to listen to music on the go BRAVO 62 46 Housewives “Orange County”››‡ (2002) Colin Hanks. (8:50) “Trading Places”›› (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. Å “Trading Places”›› and an Oklahoma man with a line CNBC 65 Apprentice Next Great Restaurant Mad Money The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å Get Rich Paid Prog. Paid Prog. of candles for guys. Å CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers 8 p.m. on CW COM 64 98 Scrubs ’ Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Comedy Comedy Katt Williams American Hustle: The Movie Å Comedy Smallville ’ Å CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld Seinfeld Smallville “Prophecy” (N) Supernatural (N) Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park When Clark and Lois (Tom Well- Cash Cab Dual Survival “Panic in the American Loggers Rudy Dual Survival Dave and Cody Dual Survival Surviving the American Loggers Rudy Dual Sur- DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ing, Erica Durance) visit the Fortress Jungle” leaves Wayne in charge. become Airboaters. Rocky Mountains. leaves Wayne in charge. vival to get Jor-El’s (voice of Terence Suite Life on Suite Life on Suite Life on Suite Life on (:40) A.N.T. Suite Life on Suite Life on (:05) The Suite Life on Deck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck DISN 37 21 Å Stamp) blessing for their marriage, Deck Deck Deck Deck Farm Deck Deck “Lost at Sea” Charlie Charlie Charlie they get a surprise wedding gift. E! 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) Sex & City Sex & City E! True Hollywood Story The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News Jor-El gives Clark’s powers to Lois NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Dallas Mavericks. (N Subject to Blackout) To Be Announced SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket- so she can see what it’s like to be ESPN 28 31 Å (Live) ball him for a day. Unfortunately, that’s ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Boxing Friday Night Fights. (Live) Å MMA Live Baseball Tonight Å NBA NFL Live NASCAR Racing the day that the Toyman (Chris FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren Glenn Beck Red Eye (N) Gauthier) comes back to town, and FOOD 72 50 30-Minute Iron Chef America Diners Diners Diners Diners Food Best Thing Unwrapped Unwrapped Diners it’s up to Lois to go up against him. FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Changeling”››› (2008, Drama) Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich. Premiere. “Black Mask”››‡ (1996) Jet Li. Laura Vandervoort also stars in the (5:30) “The “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm”››› Fox Legacy “The Blue Bird”›‡ (1940, Fantasy) Shirley “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm”››› “Hello, new episode “Prophecy.” FXM 44 Blue Bird” (1938, Musical) Shirley Temple. Å Temple, Spring Byington. Å (1938, Musical) Shirley Temple. Å Dolly!” Å 8:40 p.m. on DISN HGTV 50 43 Green Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l A.N.T. Farm Å Å Å HIST 41 34 Stan Lee’s Modern Marvels American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Inspector America Pickers No, this new tween isn’t HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Whatever Whatever Gold Girls about insects. “A.N.T.,” short for ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Road House “Accelerated Natural Talent,” is a LIFE 23 29 Home Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å How I Met How I Met Chris program in which gifted students MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup Orange County Lockup Lockup Lockup Lockup “Riverbend” Lockup of middle school age attend high MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Sil. Library Son, Gun America’s Best Dance 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” “Uptown Girls”›› (2003) Brittany Murphy. Real World school — to the consternation of NAT GEO 73 Hooked (N) Ice Pilots (N) Hooked “River Sharks” Hooked “Lake Monsters” Ice Pilots Dog Whisperer Hollywood some of their older classmates. China Anne McClain, Jake Short NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ BrainSurge iCarly ’ Big Time Victorious My Wife My Wife Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny and Sierra McCormick star. OXY 61 Skeleton “Cellular”››‡ (2004) Kim Basinger. Å “The Devil’s Advocate”››‡ (1997) Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino. Premiere. Kiss Girls Mariners MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball: White Sox at 9 p.m. on KPIC ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners CSI: NY SPEED 58 53 Warriors Trackside At... (N) NASCAR Hall of Fame Formula 1 Debrief (N) The Grid Formula One Racing F1 Debrief There’s nothing like starting a SPIKE 69 38 (:00) “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace”›› (1999) “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones”››‡ (2002) Ewan McGregor. ’ sweeps period off with a bang — SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Scream of the Banshee” (2011) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Urban Legends Stargate Universe Å Urban quite a few of them, actually. When Seinfeld Å The King of The King of “Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Dwayne “Drillbit Taylor”›› (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy “Jungle 2 the crime lab is hit by a hail of TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Queens ’ Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. Premiere. Gentile, David Dorfman. Jungle”›› gunfire, Mac (Gary Sinise) and his (5:00) “Kiss “My Gun Is Quick”›‡ (1957, Mystery) (:45) “The Girl Hunters”››‡ (1963) Mickey Spillane, Shirley Eaton. Mike “Santa Claus”› (1959, Fantasy) Joseph Elias former partner, William Hunt (Peter TCM 51 26 Me Deadly” Robert Bray, Pat Donahue. Hammer investigates an international spy network. Moreno, Ken Smith. Fonda), find themselves involved in TLC 42 41 Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Å Say Yes Say Yes Weddings a vendetta that’s been 17 years in the making in the new episode “Life TNT 36 42 Law Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å CSI: NY “Help” ’ Å CSI: NY ’ Sentence.” Sela Ward, Carmine TOON 63 33 Batman Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Generator Star Wars King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Å Å Å Å Å Giovinazzo, Hill Harper and Eddie TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adv. Cahill also star. TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:42) The Nanny Å 10 p.m. on KPIC (:00) NCIS Å NCIS The team hunts for a NCIS “See No Evil” Captain’s NCIS Marine is attacked in his NCIS “Bait” A teen holds his CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- Law & USA 45 15 killer. Å family is kidnapped. home. ’ Å school hostage. ’ tion “Living Legend” Order: SVU Blue Bloods VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Hockey To Be Announced Hockey Sports Jobs World Extreme Cagefi ghting Paid Prog. Crime hits even closer to home WE 185 120 Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å Weddings Weddings Weddings than usual for the Reagans when members of a neighbor family are WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. murdered. The son, who has se- (:10) “The Big Chill”››› (1983) William “Year One”›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, (:40) “Marked for Death”›› (1990) Steven (:15) “The Thing”›››‡ (1982) Kurt Russell, rious problems with alcohol and ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Hurt, Glenn Close. Michael Cera. Seagal, Basil Wallace. A. Wilford Brimley. drugs, is the prime suspect. Jamie (:15) “The Mistress of Spices”›› (2005) “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Bridesmaids Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher “A Perfect (Will Estes) suspects he’s being set HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Aishwarya Rai. Lane, Tim Robbins. (Same-day Tape) Getaway” up for pursuing the Blue Templar (:00) “Killshot” (2009) Diane (:45) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008) Jeremy Renner. iTV. Members of an elite Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao Gigolos Diary-Call “Youth in when his gun disappears in the SHO 600 660 ’ ’ Å Lane. iTV. bomb squad pull hazardous duty in Iraq. vs. Mosley (N) (iTV) Girl Revolt” new episode “Cellar Boy.” Tom Sell- “Reuben, “A Boy and His Dog”››‡ (1975) Don “Holy Rollers”››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. “Hotel California” (2008, Action) Erik Pal- (:35) “Dark Descent” (2002) eck, Donnie Wahlberg and Bridget TMC 620 690 Å ’ Å ’ Reuben” Johnson, Susanne Benton. Premiere. ladino, Tyson Beckford. Premiere. Dean Cain. Moynahan also star. Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 7

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) The Early Show (N) ’ Å Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz (EI) Å Horseland Forest Horseland ’ Awesome Paid Program Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. 4 8 KPIC Mysteries Mysteries Rockin’ Road fi re. (EI) Å Adventures (EI) Mosley (N) Å 4.2/This TV (:00) “Good Boy!”›› (2003, Comedy) Molly Shannon, Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Cake ’ Å Dance Revolu- “Munster, Go Home”›› (1966) Fred Gwynne, Yvonne De Carlo. Herman 292 KPIC Liam Aiken, Kevin Nealon. Å Adventures Mysteries ’ ard Scarry ard Scarry tion! Å Munster inherits his British uncle’s estate. Å 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today The Kentucky Derby; Ginnifer Goodwin. (N) ’ Å Babar “Special Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, 5 5 KOBI Report Delivery” (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus D.C. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Å 8/PBS Intro to Biology Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat Imagination Design Squad Scrapbook Allen Smith’s Victory Garden Rough Cut -- Ask This Old Hometime Å 8 KSYS Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot Station Nation Memories Garden Home Woodworking Å House Å 9/ABC Paid Program Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å The Emperor’s The Replace- That’s So Raven That’s So Raven Hannah Mon- Suite Life of Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å 9 4 KEZI ration tures New School ments Å Å Å tana Å Zack & Cody 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Paid Program Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime Å Homes & Great P. Allen Smith Paid Program 11 12 KEVU TV Å Estates Gardens Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth Ty Gibson. New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Paid Program Lose Fat Flat Paid Program The Real Win- Animal Rescue Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å This Week in MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å 13 11 KLSR Abs ning Edge (EI) Å Baseball (N) 46/NBC Paid Program Today The Kentucky Derby; Ginnifer Goodwin. (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, 6 KTCW (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus D.C. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Å 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street Fairy tale characters Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Victory Garden Allen Smith’s Sewing With Martha’s Sew- 7 KOAC ington Å ’ Å solve problems. ’ (EI) Å (DVS) Knows a Lot (DVS) Company Ruffman Garden Home Nancy Å ing Room Paid Program Meaningful WEN Healthy Biography The life and career of Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Fix This Yard Fix This Yard Flip This House A Spanish-style A&E 24 23 Beauty Hair Nancy McKeon. Å Å Å Å Å (N) Å “Jim & Rose” bungalow in Los Angeles. ABC FAM 40 32 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Boy World Boy World “Back to the Future”›››‡ (1985) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. “Back to the Future Part II”››› (1989) (4:00) “The The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman “Red Sun”››‡ (1972, Western) Charles Bronson, Ursula Andress, Toshirô Mifune. Outlaw and AMC 68 24 Flesh Eaters” “The Woman” “The Raid” samurai team up in Old West. ANPL 49 47 The Haunted Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Maneaters “Bears” ’ Å Last American Cowboy Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Must Love Cats ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å CNBC 65 Perfect Booty! Sexy-Minutes! Paid Program Sexy Faces Paid Program 90 Days! Paid Program 10 Min Meals! Paid Program Paid Program Salad Chef Bikini Bodies of Spring Break CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Your Money Newsroom COM 64 98 Smile Whiter Paid Program Perfect Booty! Paid Program Take It Off! Com. Central Com. Central “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey”›› (1991) Keanu Reeves. Å “Good Luck Chuck”› (2007) CW 12 14 Trivita TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Sonic X Å Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Get Ripped in Paid Program Meaningful New Math, Paid Program Summer Bikini Bodies, Want JFK: Inside the Target Car JFK American Chopper: Senior vs. MythBusters A tribute to “Mac- DISC 34 30 90 Days! ’ ’ Å Beauty New Mind ’ ’ Å One? ’ Å assassination. ’ Å Junior Junior fi res Odie. Å Gyver.” ’ Å Chuggington Jungle Junc- Babar and Handy Manny Special Agent Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life The Suite Life DISN 37 21 tion Å Badou ’ Å Oso Clubhouse Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck ’ on Deck ’ E! 57 25 Sexy Abs Meaningful Hair Removal The E! True Hollywood Story Sex and-City Sex and-City The Soup Fashion E! News (N) Khloe Khloe (:00) SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Softball Tennessee at Florida. (N) (Live) Sport Science (N) ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å ESPN2 27 49 Sport Science NBA Tonight English Premier League Soccer NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å Golf N. American Poker FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday Cost of Freedom America’s News HQ America’s News HQ FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Tyler Ultimate Grill It! B. Flay Alex’s Day Off Guy’s Big Bite Big Daddy’s Mexican-Easy Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Down Home FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! “Untraceable”››‡ (2008) Diane Lane, Billy Burke. “Changeling”››› (2008, Drama) Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich, Jeffrey Donovan. (:00) “The Return of Frank James”››‡ (1940) “Broken Lance”››› (1954) , Robert Wagner. Confl icts arise “River of No Return”››› (1954, Western) Robert Mitchum. Raft pas- “The 300 Spartans”›› (1962) FXM 44 Henry Fonda, . Å among the three sons of a cattle baron. Å sengers face rapids, outlaws and hostile natives. Å Richard Egan. Å HGTV 50 43 Magic Bullet Meaningful Paid Program Kitchen Bathtastic! Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Holmes on Homes Å Income Prop. Professional Crashers Bath Crashers HIST 41 34 Men’s Health Ck 3x Faster $ Secrets Heavy Metal Å Ax Men “Alaska” Å Ax Men “Sink or Swim” Ax Men “Day From Hell” Ax Men “Manhunt” Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Empty Nest Empty Nest Empty Nest Empty Nest Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 Knife Paid Program Time-Music International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program Oreck Vac Paid Program Paid Program Sexy Faces Paid Program Paid Program Forget Diets! Paid Program Healthy Hair “What Girls Learn”›‡ Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) Unlocking the Past Honeymoon From Hell Out for Revenge MTV 26 17 I Got the Hook Made “Prom Queen” Å Made “Prom King” ’ Made “Prom Queen” ’ True Life “Prom” ’ Å Once Upon a Prom ’ I Was 17 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Paid Program Inside the Mafi a “Going Global” Inside the Mafi a Sicilian mafi osi receive long prison sentences. Bullets Over Boston: Mob Bikers and Mobsters NICK 71 39 Fam. Mat. Adven./Jimmy Å OddParents Fanboy-Chum Planet Sheen The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins Planet Sheen SpongeBob OXY 61 Paid Program Oreck Paid Program Paid Program Oreck Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ “The Amityville Horror”›› (2005) Ryan Reynolds. Å Skeleton Key On the Trail TV Fishing Club Winkelman In Fisherman- In-Fisherman Paid Program Paid Program Quit Your Job! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program College Softball Arizona at UCLA. ROOT 38 99 Journal (N) Good Fishing Concepts Specials (N) (Taped) SPEED 58 53 Truck U (N) Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Trackside At... Monster Jam (N) Test Drive Lucas Oil Off Road Racing NASCAR Hall SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Ninja ’ Get Ripped! Paid Program Paid Program Get Hot! ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Restore Restore SYFY 43 40 Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program $ Secrets “Mimic 3: Sentinel”››‡ (2003) Karl Geary. “Beyond Sherwood Forest”›› (2009) Å Married... With Married... With Married... With The Steve The Steve Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å (:15) “Adventures in Babysitting”››‡ (1987) Elisabeth Shue. A Chicago (:15) “Jungle 2 Jungle”›› TBS 33 10 Children Children Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show baby sitter is plunged into a comic nightmare. (1997) Tim Allen. Å (:00) “Captain Kidd”›› (1945) “The Hound of the Baskervilles”››› (1939) Basil Buck Rogers Buck Rogers “Tarzan’s New York Adventure”››‡ (1942, “The Charge at Feather River”›› (1953, Western) TCM 51 26 Charles Laughton. Rathbone, Nigel Bruce. Å Adventure) Johnny Weissmuller. Guy Madison, Frank Lovejoy. TLC 42 41 KettleBell Fit Making Money Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Home Made Simple ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “License to Kill” Law & Order “True Crime” ’ Law & Order “Captive” ’ Men of a Certain Age Å The Closer Å TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Generator Rex Star Wars Beyblade Pokémon Bakugan Hot Wheels Johnny Test Hole in Wall Scooby-Doo TRVL 59 48 Ck 3x Faster Paid Program Paid Program Secret Worlds-Michael Steak Paradise Å 21 Manly Man Adventures Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Paid Program Monk Monk tries to end a garbage Take It Off! Paid Program Paid Program 6 Week Body In Plain Sight Mary asks a witness In Plain Sight Mary asks a witness Law & Order: Criminal Intent USA 45 15 strike. Å Makeover to consult. Å to consult. Å “Rispetto” ’ Å VS. 47 422 Hank Parker Roland Martin Bill Dance Angling Edge City Fishing Kentucky Derby Prep Coverage of the day’s races from Louisville, Ky. (N) (Live) WE 185 120 Sexy-Minutes! Anderson KettleBell Fit Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Cursed” ’ WGN-A 14 Lifelock In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:05) “Year One”›› (2009, (:45) “Harry And The Hendersons”››› (1987, Comedy-Drama) John (:40) “Maid in Manhattan”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez. A politician “Parenthood”››› (1989, Comedy) Steve Martin, Mary ENC 642 710 Comedy) Jack Black. ’ Å Lithgow, Melinda Dillon. ’ Å mistakes a hotel maid for a wealthy woman. ’ Å Steenburgen. ’ Å Def Comedy (:15) “Juwanna Mann”›‡ (2002) Miguel A. Núñez. Jr. An ex-NBA player “Fantastic Mr. Fox”›››‡ (2009) Voices of George “Spider-Man 2”››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker fi ghts a Too Big to Fail: HBO 500 600 Jam dresses in drag to join a women’s league. ’ Clooney, Meryl Streep. ’ Å man who has mechanical tentacles. ’ Å Opening (4:25) “Birds of (5:50) “See You in September” (2010) Justin Kirk, “The Skeptic”›‡ (2008, Horror) Tim Daly. A disbelieving Inside NASCAR “Spinning Into Butter”›‡ (2007) Sarah Jessica Parker, “Furry Vengeance”› (2010) SHO 600 660 America” Estella Warren, Liza Lapira. iTV. lawyer inherits a haunted house. (iTV) Mykelti Williamson. iTV. ’ Brendan Fraser. iTV. ’ Å (4:40) “Reuben, Reuben”››› (:25) “Heartland”››› (1979, Western) Rip Torn, “Home”›› (2008, Drama) Marcia Gay Harden, Marian “Fanboys”›› (2008, Comedy) Sam Huntington, Dan “Race” (2007) Voices of James TMC 620 690 (1983) Tom Conti. Conchata Ferrell, Barry Primus. ’ Å Seldes, Michael Gaston. ’ Fogler, Jay Baruchel. ’ Å Hereth. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 7

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(N) ’ (Live) Å Meaningful Willa’s Wild Pearlie (EI) This Old House News (N) 5 5 KOBI venture Sports Beauty Life Å Å 8/PBS Woodwright’s MotorWeek (N) Painting With Best of Joy of Sewing With America Sews Martha’s Sew- Love of Quilting America’s Test Simply Ming b organic with California’s The Lawrence 8 KSYS Shop ’ ’ Å Paulson Painting Nancy Å ing Room Kitchen ’ Å michele Gold Å Welk Show 9/ABC Paid Program Paid Program Wipeout Contestants face a snow- ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) The Insider (N) Made in Hol- (:15) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. 9 4 KEZI covered course. Å ’ Å lywood (N) ’ (N) (Live) Å 25/MYTV Best Cooking The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers (N) Å Tim McCarver The Lighthouse New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) ’ Å Funniest Mo- 11 12 KEVU Device! Athlete Å Journal Show Calvary Satellite Network. ments Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen Making Waves Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Book Word Road 33/FOX (10:00) MLB Baseball Regional Crossfi re Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Two and a Half Betty Snowden NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in 13 11 KLSR Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å Men ’ Darlington, S.C. (N) ’ (Live) Å 46/NBC NHL Hockey World of Ad- 137th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville. (N) ’ (Live) Å Grey’s Anatomy Removing an The Closer Sgt. Gabriel shoots a Chris Matthews 6 KTCW venture Sports inoperable tumor. ’ Å murder suspect. Show 51/PBS Love of Quilting Knitting Daily Simply Ming America’s Test Nick Stellino MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s Woodsmith Hometime Å Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show “San 7 KOAC “Top Down” ’ Å Kitchen Cooking ’ Å Shop ’ Shop Å House Å Å Francisco.” Flip This House A 108-year-old Manhunters: Manhunters: Manhunters: Manhunters: Manhunters: Manhunters: Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars A&E 24 23 single family home. Å Fugitive Task Fugitive Task Fugitive Task Fugitive Task Fugitive Task Fugitive Task Å Å Å Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 “Back to the Future Part II” “Back to the Future Part III”››› (1990) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. “Meet the Parents”››› (2000, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. Along-Polly “The Horse Soldiers”››› (1959, Action) John Wayne, , Constance Towers. A Union offi cer leads a “McLintock!”››› (1963, Western) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo. Cattle baron tries to tame wife. “88 Minutes”› AMC 68 24 mission to destroy an enemy depot. Å Å Å ANPL 49 47 Must Love Cats ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ Å Cats 101 ’ BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Faces Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Bikini Bodies of Spring Break Money in Mot. Till Debt/Part American Greed Suze Orman CNN 35 35 Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Situation Room Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:00) “Good Luck Chuck”› Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Beverly Hills Ninja”›‡ (1997, Comedy) Chris Farley. Å “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle”››‡ CW 12 14 Hollywood Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å “The Specials”››‡ (2000, Comedy) Rob Lowe. Å “Wisegirls”››‡ (2002) Mira Sorvino, Mariah Carey. Å ’70s Show Man vs. Wild The Caucasus Man vs. Wild “Alabama” Bear Man vs. Wild Australia’s Northern Man vs. Wild “Western Pacifi c” ’ Å Dual Survival “Swamped” The Dual Survival “Desert Breakdown” Dual Survival DISC 34 30 Mountains. ’ Å travels to Alabama. ’ Å Territory. ’ Å Louisiana bayou. ’ Å Desert survival. Å ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Shake It Up! Sonny With a Sonny With a The Suite Life The Suite Life The Suite Life The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie “Sweat It Up” Chance Chance on Deck ’ on Deck ’ on Deck ’ on Deck ’ Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie E! 57 25 Khloe Khloe Dance Scene Dance Scene Dance Scene Dance Scene Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City E! News The Voice ’ Year of the Year of the Quarterback NBA Count- NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. Western Conference Semifi nal, SportsCenter 2011 North American Poker N. American ESPN 28 31 Quarterback down (N) game 3. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. Å (N) Å Tour Shootout. (Taped) Poker ESPN2 27 49 N. American Poker N. American Poker N. American Poker SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) 30 for 30 FNC 32 27 Stossel America’s News HQ America’s News HQ FOX Report Huckabee Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Secrets Dessert First Contessa Giada-Home Last Cake Standing Chopped 24 Hour Restaurant Battle Iron Chef America Challenge FX 31 45 “X-Men: The Last Stand”››‡ (2006, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen. “Live Free or Die Hard”››› (2007) Bruce Willis. America’s computers fall under attack. Armageddon (11:00) “The 300 Spartans”›› “Von Ryan’s Express”››› (1965, War) Frank Sinatra. Air Force colonel “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre”››‡ (1967, Crime Drama) Jason “Hoffa”››› (1992) . Corruption taints FXM 44 (1962) Å and British major seize Nazi prison train. Å Robards, George Segal, Ralph Meeker. Å Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. HGTV 50 43 Designed-Sell Designed-Sell Curb/Block Unsellables Cash & Cari Design/Dime Bang, Buck Secrets Candice Tells Sarah’s House Genevieve Color Splash Designed/Sell HIST 41 34 Ax Men “Battle for Survival” Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Custer’s Last HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “Class”›››‡ (2010, Drama) Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. Å “Meet My Mom” (2010) Lori Loughlin, Johnny Messner. Å “Back to You and Me” (2005, Drama) Å ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program M*A*S*H ’ “Waterworld”››‡ (1995, Science Fiction) Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper. A loner navigates a future world. ’ “Spy Game”››‡ (2001) ’ LIFE 23 29 (11:00) “What Girls Learn” “James Patterson’s Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas” (2005) “Mom, Dad and Her” (2008, Drama) . Å “Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story” MSNBC 54 44 Vanished Will You Kill for Me: Charles Manson and His Followers Lockup Lockup “NC Women’s Prison” Lockup “Miami-Dade” Lockup MTV 26 17 America’s Best Dance Crew 16 and Pregnant “Jennifer” 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” ’ “Uptown Girls”›› (2003, Comedy) Brittany Murphy. ’ America’s Best Dance Crew Dance Crew NAT GEO 73 Vegas Mafi a Miami Drug Cartel Manhattan Mob Rampage Chinatown Mafi a Explorer “Megapiranha” Ghost Ships of the Black Sea Shark Men NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ OXY 61 (11:30) “The Skeleton Key”››‡ (2005) “Interview With the Vampire”››› (1994) Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. Å “Cellular”››‡ (2004) Kim Basinger, Chris Evans. Å Devil’s Adv. (11:00) College Softball Arizona College Baseball California at Oregon State. (N) (Live) Beavers All Golf Life ’11 (N) Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball ROOT 38 99 at UCLA. (Taped) Access Access Pregame (Live) SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Hall Performance The 10 SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) On the Edge Test Drive Speedmakers “Lotus Evora” Speedmakers SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar (N) “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace”›› (1999, Science Fiction) Liam Neeson. ’ “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones”››‡ (2002) ’ SYFY 43 40 Sherwood “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”› (2007) Jason Statham. “Anaconda 3: Offspring”›› (2008) David Hasselhoff. Å “Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid” (11:15) “Jungle 2 Jungle”›› (1997, Comedy) Tim “Drillbit Taylor”›› (2008) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. Three friends hire a According to Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Seinfeld ’ Å TBS 33 10 Allen, Martin Short. Å beach bum to protect them from a bully. Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:15) “Dodge City”››› (1939) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland. Cattleman (:15) “Back From Eternity”›› (1956) Robert Ryan. Plane-crash survivors Moguls and Movie Stars: A “The Bicycle Thief”›››› (1948, Drama) Lamberto TCM 51 26 dons badge, cleans up Dodge City. Å are marooned in headhunter territory. Å History of Hollywood Maggiorani, Lianella Carell. TLC 42 41 Moving Up ’ Å Spouse vs. House ’ Å Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real TNT 36 42 Law & Order “Exchange” ’ “The Negotiator”››› (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. Å “The Guardian”››‡ (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. Å TOON 63 33 Garfi eld Show Garfi eld Show “Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy!”›› (2006) Looney Tunes Scooby-Doo Courage-Dog MAD MAD Johnny Test Johnny Test Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Fun Food Factories 2 Å Deep Fried Paradise 2 Steak Paradise, Second Bar Food Paradise Å All You Can Eat Paradise Barbecue Paradise Å Food Truck TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th (:12) The Andy Griffi th Show Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Law & Order: Criminal Intent “”››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker, , Chris Noth. Time brings many “Juno”›››‡ (2007) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. A teen decides to give up her “How to Lose” USA 45 15 “Rispetto” ’ Å changes for Carrie and her gal pals. Å unborn child for adoption. Å VS. 47 422 (8:00) Kentucky Derby Prep Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. (Taped) Motorsports Hour TBA Hockey NHL Hockey: Predators at Canucks WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å “Hope Floats”›‡ (1998, Romance) Sandra Bullock. Å American Joy (N) Å Braxton WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “In Loco Parentis” Bones ’ Å Chairman: 30 Sox Warm-Up MLB Baseball (10:30) “Par- (:35) “Marked for Death”›› (1990, Action) Steven (:10) “Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story “Year One”›› (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael (:10) “Maid in ENC 642 710 enthood” ’ Seagal, Basil Wallace. ’ Å of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. ’ Å Cera, Oliver Platt. ’ Å Manhattan” (:15) “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, How to Train “Robin Hood”››‡ (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt. Robin and his (:45) “Spider-Man 2”››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker HBO 500 600 Tim Robbins. ’ Å Your Dragon men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å fi ghts a man who has mechanical tentacles. ’ Å (11:00) “Furry (:35) “The Messenger”››› (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. A soldier gets “Adventureland”››› (2009) Jesse Eisenberg. iTV. A college graduate takes Fight Camp 360 (:15) “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell. A photographer’s SHO 600 660 Vengeance”› involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ’ Å a lowly job at an amusement park. ’ girlfriend investigates his partner. Å (11:00) “Race” (:40) “Leaves of Grass”››‡ (2009) Edward Norton. A professor learns his “The Associate”››› (1996) Whoopi Goldberg. Premiere. Wall Street whiz “Play the Game”›‡ (2008) Andy Griffi th, Paul Campbell. An octogenarian TMC 620 690 (2007) brother has concocted a crazy plan. ’ Å invents male partner to bag clients. ’ Å and his grandson look for love. ’ Å Page 20, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 Don’t Miss SATURDAY EVENING, MAY 7 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain

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At this writing, Mucho KOBI (N) Å (N) ’ Å backlogged warrants. ’ Å Victims Unit “Spectacle” (N) ’ Å Macho Man, Uncle Mo, Dialed In and 8/PBS Lawrence Globe Trekker Markets in Last of the Outnum- New Tricks Car crash victim is Masterpiece Mystery! “Inspector Lewis, Series The Aviators Independent 8 The Factor were among the top 3- KSYS Welk Tunis, Tunisia; Tamerza. Wine bered exhumed. ’ Å II: Allegory of Love” ’ Å Lens ’ year-olds vying in the 1 1/4-mile race. 9/ABC (5:15) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Entertainment Tonight “Madagascar”››› (2005, Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller, KEZI 9 News Entertainment Tonight 9 4 Jockey Calvin Borel rode Super Saver KEZI Celtics. (N) (Live) Å (N) ’ Å Chris Rock, David Schwimmer. ’ Å (N) (N) ’ Å to victory in the 2010 Run for the Ros- 25/MYTV Funniest The Unit Children are hostages. Bones Brennan wants to have a Deadliest Catch “Greenhorns” Curb Your Entourage Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro- 11 12 es. NBC also airs the other two Triple KEVU Moments ’ Å baby. ’ Å ’ Å Enthusiasm ’ Å gram Crown races, the Preakness (May 21) 3-ABN on 3ABN Today Windows of Praise! Generation of Youth for Life on the Edge 3ABN Today Anchors of and the Belmont Stakes (June 11). 30/IND 21 the Road Hope Christ Truth 8 p.m. on KPIC 33/FOX (4:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern The Offi ce Without a Trace “The Road KVAL News Two and a Fringe Peter faces his destiny. 30 Seconds 13 11 NCIS KLSR 500. (N) ’ (Live) Å “Mafi a” ’ Home” ’ Å Half Men ’ (PA) Å to Fame ’ When a Marine is found beaten 46/NBC News Access Hollywood Stories of Chase “Roundup” Clearing Law & Order: LA “Reseda” Law & Order: Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live 6 ’ Å ’ Å to death in his own backyard, the KTCW the week. (N) backlogged warrants. Victims Unit “Spectacle” (N) team goes to work looking for the 51/PBS Last of the Travels to Steves Globe Trekker Markets in My Family Å Outnum- New Tricks Death of a graffi ti Masterpiece Mystery! Murders upset a 7 ’ ’ Å ’ Å dead man’s family as well as his as- KOAC Wine the Edge Europe Tunis, Tunisia; Tamerza. bered artist. peaceful town. (DVS) sailant. Thomas Calabro (“Melrose Parking Parking Parking Parking Parking Storage Storage Parking Wars “Furious Parking Parking Parking Place”) guest stars as the owner A&E 24 23 Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Face-Offs” Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å of a bar that the victim frequented ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”›› (2009) Kevin James. “Happy Gilmore”›› (1996) Adam Sandler. Rundown in “Freedom”; and (:00) “88 Minutes”› (2007, Suspense) Al “Reindeer Games”›› (2000) Ben Affl eck, Gary Sinise. Premiere. An ex-convict “Eraser”››‡ (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Michael Weatherly also star. AMC 68 24 Pacino, Alicia Witt. Å is involved in a scheme to rob a casino. Å Caan, Vanessa Williams. Å 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX ANPL 49 47 Cats 101 ’ Too Cute! Kittens ’ It’s Me or the Dog (N) ’ My Cat From Hell ’ Must Love Cats Å It’s Me or the Dog Å My Cat Hell Chase BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/Atl. House ’ Å House “Not Cancer” ’ House “Adverse Events” House “Birthmarks” ’ House ’ Annie and Jimmy (Kelli Giddish, CNBC 65 S. Orman Debt/Part Debt/Part American Greed The Suze Orman Show Debt/Part Debt/Part Paid Prog. Profi t Poker Cole Hauser) compete against CNN 35 35 Piers Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Marco and Luke (Amaury Nolasco, COM 64 98 Harold “American Pie”››› (1999) Jason Biggs. Å Chris Rock: Never Scared ’ Å Dane Cook Vicious Circle ’ Å Whitney ) in a contest to CW 12 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ House “Detox” ’ Å House “Sports Medicine” Payne Payne Stargate Universe Å Atlantis clear as many backlogged warrants 14 as they can, but the challenge (:00) Dual Dual Survival “Failed Ascent” Dual Survival Surviving the Dual Survival How lost hunt- Dual Survival Dave and Cody Dual Survival Surviving the Dual Sur- DISC 34 30 Survival ’ ’ Å Rocky Mountains. ’ ers can survive. ’ become Airboaters. Rocky Mountains. ’ vival Å leads Annie and Jimmy to a poten- tially deadly face-off against one Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck “Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five Suite Life on Suite Life on Suite Life on Suite Life on Good Luck DISN 37 21 Charlie Charlie Charlie Deck Deck Deck Deck Charlie of the most dangerous quarries high-school students form a music group. ’ Å ››› ever. Confronting a man who seri- E! 57 25 (:00) The Voice “Private Parts” (1997) Howard Stern, Robin Quivers. Khloe The Soup Chelsea Lat Sex & City N. American Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket- ously hurt her both physically and ESPN 28 31 emotionally, Daisy (Rose Rollins) Poker ball makes a decision that changes her ESPN2 27 49 (:00) 30 for 30 Å MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at Galaxy Year of NBA E:60 SportCenter life in the new episode “Roundup.” FNC 32 27 Justice Geraldo at Large Å Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Red Eye Huckabee 8 p.m. on ANPL FOOD 72 50 Challenge Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Iron Chef America Diners It’s Me or the Dog FX 31 45 (:00) “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men “The Day After Tomorrow”››‡ (5:00) “Hoffa”››› (1992) “The War of the Roses”››› (1989, Comedy) Michael “Hoffa”››› (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints “War of Joe and Mandi have three small FXM 44 Å Å children and an English bull terrier Jack Nicholson. Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito. Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. Roses” with an aggression problem. Can HGTV 50 43 To Sell Hunters Int’l House Summer Curb/Block Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Secrets you say, “Disaster waiting to hap- HIST 41 34 Custer’s Last Man: I Survived Little “Wyatt Earp”››‡ (1994) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. Å Wyatt Earp pen”? Dakota jumps and nips at HLMRK 87 Back “Accidentally in Love” (2010) Jennie Garth. Å “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Anna Chlumsky. “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) family members and strangers alike, ION 15 20 (5:30) “Spy Game”››‡ (2001) ’ “The Pink Panther”›› (2006) Steve Martin. “Maverick”››› (1994, Western) Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster. ’ and Joe fears for the kids’ safety. LIFE 23 29 Little “Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story” (2011) “Sins of the Mother” (2010, Drama) Jill Scott. Å Army Wives Å Chris He’s taken to disciplining Dakota by MSNBC 54 44 Lockup Lockup “Inside Wabash” Lockup Lockup: Holman The Squeeze The Squeeze Lockup slapping her in the face, but that’s Å Å making her more aggressive. Victo- MTV 26 17 Dance Crew Son, Gun Son, Gun The Real World 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” America’s Best Dance Son, Gun ria has her work cut out for her in the NAT GEO 73 Shark Men Shark Men Ghost Ships Shark Men Shark Men Taboo “Mating” Taboo new episode “Dakota Territory.” NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Big Time Ninjas Victorious iCarly ’ My Wife My Wife Lopez Lopez The Nanny ››‡ ›› 9 p.m. on KPIC OXY 61 (:00) “The Devil’s Advocate” (1997) Keanu Reeves. “Kiss the Girls” (1997) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd. “Interview-Vamp” NCIS: Los Angeles (:00) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Mariners MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Columbus Crew. From Crew MLB Baseball: White Sox at ROOT 38 99 Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Stadium in Columbus, Ohio. Mariners The search for a large amount SPEED 58 53 Speedma. AMA Supercross Special “Las Vegas” From Sam Boyd Stadium, Las Vegas. (N) (Live) AMA Supercross Special “Las Vegas” of cash believed to have been sto- ›››‡ ’ len by a group called the Jihadist SPIKE 69 38 “Star Wars: Episode II” “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (2005) Ewan McGregor. “Star Wars: Ep. III” Raiders Front leads the agents to SYFY 43 40 Anacondas “Ferocious Planet” (2011) Joe Flanigan. “Almighty Thor” (2011, Action) Cody Deal. Premiere. “Thor: Hammer of the Gods”› (2009) Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of “Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Dwayne “Mean Girls”››› (2004) Lindsay Lohan. A teen becomes “Bring It a bank where the money has alleg- TBS 33 10 edly been moved ... and a plot to Queens ’ Queens ’ Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. friends with three cruel schoolmates. On” rob that bank. Kensi (Daniela Ruah) “The Bicycle “Salt of the Earth”›››‡ (1954) Rosaura (:45) “The Southerner”›››› (1945, Drama) Zachary Scott, “Wild Boys of the (:45) “Sounder”›››› TCM 51 26 is sent into the bank to investigate, Thief” Revueltas, Juan Chacon. Betty Field, Beulah Bondi. Å Road”››› (1933) (1972) Cicely Tyson. Å and she’s caught in the crossfire TLC 42 41 Dateline Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Who Killed Chandra Levy? ’ Å Who Killed Chandra Levy? ’ Å when the robbery unfolds. LL Cool TNT 36 42 Guardian “The Bourne Supremacy”››› (2004) Å “Body of Lies”››‡ (2008, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. Å “Bourne Suprm.” J and Chris O’Donnell also star in TOON 63 33 Adventure “Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster” (2010) King of Hill King of Hill Venture Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) “The Bank Job.” TRVL 59 48 Food Truck Pizza Paradise Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Law & Order: Special Victims (:00) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”›› (2003) Kate “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”›› (2007) Nicolas Cage. Ben Gates In Plain Sight Mary asks a Law & Unit USA 45 15 Hudson, Matthew McConaughey. Å sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. Å witness to consult. Order: SVU Detectives Stabler and Tutuola VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Hockey To Be Announced Hockey Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. Paid Prog. (Christopher Meloni, Ice-T) search WE 185 120 Braxton Sinbad It’s Just Family Sinbad It’s Just Family Braxton Family Values “Hope Floats”›‡ (1998) Sandra Bullock. Å Braxton for a victim and her attacker after WGN-A 14 (:00) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. (N) News/Nine South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm South Park video of a sexual assault is featured (:10) “Maid in Manhattan”›› (2002) “The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis. A New York (:10) “G.I. Jane”››› (1997) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. A female Navy on a college campus intranet feed. ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å As their investigation unfolds, it Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes. cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. SEALs recruit completes rigorous training. becomes apparent the perpetrator (4:45) “Spi- “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› (2010) Michael Cera, Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Game of Thrones “Lord “Scott HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å created this spectacle to draw at- der-Man 2” Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Premiere. Square Garden (N) Snow” Pilgrim” (5:15) “Tri- The Borgias (iTV) Della Rovere Nurse Jackie United “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Lopez, Alex Nurse Jackie United Diary-Call tention to his own personal issues. SHO 600 660 Dann Florek, Mariska Hargitay and age” strikes a bargain. (iTV) States, Tara O’Loughlin. iTV Premiere. ’ Å (iTV) States, Tara Girl Melissa Sagemiller also star in (:25) “Inglourious Basterds”›››‡ (2009) Brad Pitt. Jewish-American soldiers “Night of the Living Dead”››› (1968) (:40) “The Thirst” (2006, Horror) Clare “Night- TMC 620 690 “Spectacle.” seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied . Duane Jones. Premiere. Å Kramer, Matt Keeslar. ’ Å Dead” Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, MAY 8

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (Off Air) Wall Street Paid Program CBS News Sunday Morning (N) ’ Å Face the Nation Paid Program Wall Street Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From AMA Supercross FIM World 4 8 KPIC Journal Rpt. (N) Å Journal Rpt. Speedworld, Ariz. Å Championship Year in Review 4.2/This TV Sonic the Sonic Under- Evolut Stargate Infi n- Magi-Nation Å “Where the Lilies Bloom”››› (1974, Drama) Julie Gholson. Appalachian “Garbo Talks”››‡ (1984) . A New Yorker’s son tries to grant 292 KPIC Hedgehog ground Å ity “Phobia” (DVS) orphans hide father’s death to avoid welfare. Å her wish to meet . Å 5/NBC Homes & Great Paid Program Paid Program Today The winner of the Kentucky Meet the Press (N) Å National Heads-Up Poker Championship From Las Vegas. (Taped) ’ Å World of Adventure Sports 5 5 KOBI Estates Derby. (N) ’ Å (N) ’ Å 8/PBS (:00) Need to Franny’s Feet Å Betsy’s Kinder- Thomas & Mister Rogers’ WordGirl Å The Electric Dr. Wayne Dyer: Excuses Begone! Overcoming habits. ’ Å 8 KSYS Know Å (DVS) garten Friends ’ Neighborhood (DVS) Company 9/ABC Steel Dreams Å Paid Program Lose Fat Flat Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With Christiane Today’s Hom- Paid Program Paid Program Steel Dreams Å ’s Ice Skating Stars for 9 4 KEZI Abs Amanpour (N) Å eowner Disaster Relief 25/MYTV (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program The Coral Ridge The Lighthouse Betty Snowden Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Real Win- Teen Kids Whacked Out 11 12 KEVU Hour ning Edge (EI) News Å Sports ’ Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to Books of the GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His It Is Written Generation of Youth for Christ 30/IND 21 Face Book Word Canada 33/FOX (Off Air) Kingdom of God Home Make- Paid Program FOX News Sunday With Chris Rollin’ on TV Homes & Land Weekend Weekend Weekend Weekend 13 11 KLSR over Wallace ’ Å TV Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace 46/NBC (:00) Horizons Chris Matthews American Today The winner of the Kentucky Meet the Press (N) Å National Heads-Up Poker Championship From Las Vegas. (Taped) ’ Å World of Adventure Sports 6 KTCW of the Spirit Show Latino TV (N) ’ Derby. (N) ’ Å (N) ’ Å 51/PBS Allen Smith’s Betsy’s Kinder- Angelina Bal- Mister Rogers’ Curious George Thomas & Bob the Builder Rick Steves’ Travels to the Nature Pacifi c salmon populations. NOVA Archaeologists explore Machu 7 KOAC Garden Home garten lerina: Next Neighborhood ’ (EI) Friends Å ’ Europe Å Edge ’ Å (DVS) Picchu. Å (DVS) Paid Program TriVita Nopalea Paid Program My Ghost Story A demonic ceramic My Ghost Story Slaughterhouse My Ghost Story A haunted house. Parking Wars “Troy”››› (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces A&E 24 23 giraffe. Å spirits. Å Å Å in the Trojan War. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Mally-makeovr Paid Program Sunday Mass “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”››‡ (1993) Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. “Back to the Future”›››‡ (1985) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. (3:30) “Eraser” The Three (:27) The Three (6:52) The (:16) The Three (:06) The Three “The Thomas Crown Affair”››› (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, Denis Leary. The Killing Family and neighbors are AMC 68 24 Å Stooges Stooges Three Stooges Stooges Stooges An art thief steals an insurance investigator’s heart. Å questioned. ’ Å ANPL 49 47 Love Cats Blonde vs. Bear ’ Å Blonde vs. Bear ’ Å Blonde vs. Bear “Breakdown” Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels “Clueless” CNBC 65 Sexy-Minutes! Twist Get Hot! Paid Program Sexy Faces 90 Days! Paid Program TRIALaser Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! Bikini Bodies of Spring Break CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources Å State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS Newsroom COM 64 98 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! Com. Central Com. Central “Mr. Woodcock”›› (2007) Billy Bob Thornton. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA TBA TBA Tomorrow In Touch-Dr. Charles Stanley Key of David TBA TBA Edgemont Edgemont Paid Program Paid Program Tomorrow’s Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls struggles to Dual Survival Dave and Cody in the American Loggers Rudy leaves DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å World Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å fi nd food. Å jungles of Laos. Å Wayne in charge. ’ Chuggington Jungle Junc- Imagination Handy Manny Special Agent Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life The Suite Life DISN 37 21 tion Å Movers ’ Å Oso Clubhouse Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb Ferb Å on Deck ’ on Deck ’ E! 57 25 Lucci Meaningful Healthy Hair “Private Parts”››› (1997, Biography) Howard Stern, Robin Quivers. The Soup Fashion Khloe E! News (N) (:00) Outside the Sports Report- SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball To- College Softball Texas at Missouri. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter (N) Lines (N) ers (N) Å night (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 Bassmasters SportsCenter (N) Å Outside Lines Reporters Winners Bracket (N) Cheerleading NHRA Drag Racing Drag Racing 2010 Poker FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Minute Meals Alex’s Day Off Dollar Dinners Best Dishes Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Hungry Girl Guy’s Big Bite Cook for Real Money Saving FX 31 45 Save-CarMD Paid Program Paid Program “Mission: Impossible 2”››› (2000, Action) Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott. “X-Men: The Last Stand”››‡ (2006) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. (:00) “April Love”››‡ (1957, Musical) Pat Boone, “Holiday for Lovers”››› (1959) Clifton Webb, Jane Wyman. A psychia- “Let’s Make Love”››› (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. A bil- “Sandcastles”››‡ (1972) Jan- FXM 44 Shirley Jones, Dolores Michaels. trist and his family trek through South Africa. lionaire is hired to play himself in a stage satire. Å Michael Vincent. Å HGTV 50 43 BodyMakovr Paid Program Paid Program Kitchen Sweat Equity Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Inspection ’ Å Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Outdoor Room HIST 41 34 Light Relief Save-CarMD Fat Loss Ax Men “Judgement Day” Ax Men “Under Fire” Å Ax Men “Overboard” Å Ax Men “Lock & Load” Å Ax Men “Fallout Zone” Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Empty Nest Empty Nest Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting ’ Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Meaningful “In the Land of Women”›› (2007) Adam Brody. Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) Red Hot Cold Case Murder on Lovers Lane Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 16-Pregnant Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 “Taking Sides” NAT GEO 73 Paid Program Dog Whisperer Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Drugs, Inc. “Marijuana” Outlaw Bikers Outlaw Bikers Outlaw Bikers Spike Ingrao. NICK 71 39 Fam. Mat. All Grown Up Adven./Jimmy OddParents Fanboy-Chum Planet Sheen The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins Planet Sheen SpongeBob OXY 61 Paid Program Paid Program Mally-makeovr Paid Program Fat Loss “The Glass House”›‡ (2001) Leelee Sobieski. Å “Don’t Say a Word”››‡ (2001) Michael Douglas. Premiere. Clay Target Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Angler’s Experi- Paid Program Stop Memory Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish- Fisherman’s Downunder Mother’s Car What’s in the ROOT 38 99 Shootout ence Loss ing (N) Handbook Horsemanship Show (N) Garage (N) SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Turkish Grand Prix. (N) Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Car Crazy Australian V8 Supercars Barbagallo. (Taped) Formula One Racing Turkish Grand Prix. SPIKE 69 38 Quit Smoking Paid Program Paid Program Steam Pocket Paid Program Sexy Summer Bikini Bodies Auction Auction Auction Auction Restore Restore SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Get Rich Now! Eureka “Have an Ice Day” ’ Eureka “Founder’s Day” ’ Eureka “A New World” Å Married... With The Steve The Steve “Step Up”›› (2006) Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario. A troubled guy’s “Step Up 2 the Streets”››‡ (2008) Briana Evigan. A rebellious street MLB Baseball New York Yankees at TBS 33 10 Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina. dancer tries to adapt at an elite arts academy. Texas Rangers. Å “Three Daring Daughters”››‡ (1948) Jeanette MacDonald. Sisters “Bundle of Joy”›› (1956) Eddie Fisher, . A salesgirl’s boss “Mildred Pierce”››› (1945) Joan Crawford. An ambitious woman and her “Gypsy”››› TCM 51 26 oppose divorced-editor mother’s new pianist husband. thinks his son fathered a baby. Å selfi sh daughter vie for a man. Å (DVS) (1962) Å TLC 42 41 Sexy-Legs KettleBell Fit Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Get Hot! ’ Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order “Thin Ice” ’ Law & Order “Absentia” ’ Law & Order “Open Season” “Lethal Weapon 3”››› (1992) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Å (DVS) Lethal Wpn. 4 TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Run It Back: NBA (N) Destroy Build Hole in Wall Hole in Wall “Scooby-Doo in Where’s My Mummy?”›› TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Oreck Vac Dhani Tackles the Globe Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern TVLND 53 28 3’s Company Roseanne Roseanne The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Paid Program Monk Julie’s basketball coach dies Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent In Plain Sight Mary asks a witness “How to Lose a Guy in 10 USA 45 15 suddenly. Å “Rispetto” ’ Å to consult. Å Days”›› (2003) Å VS. 47 422 Americana Charlie Moore Real Hunting Quest for One North-Alaska Good Fishing Fisherman The Bass Pros Bill Dance FLW Outdoors NLL Lacrosse (Taped) WE 185 120 Summer KettleBell Fit Get Hot! Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Å American Joy Å WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night Å “Eight Below”››› (2006, Adventure) Paul Walker, Bruce Greenwood. Funny Videos Bones ’ Å MLB Baseball: Reds at Cubs “The Frisco Kid”››‡ (1979, Western) Gene Wilder. A cowboy escorts a “The Scorpion King”›› (2002) The Rock. A warrior (:10) “Anger Management”›› (2003) Adam Sandler. A meek business- “G.I. Jane”››› (1997, Drama) ENC 642 710 Polish rabbi on a wild westward journey. Å battles an evil ruler and a sorceress. man clashes with an aggressive therapist. ’ Å Demi Moore. ’ Å (:40) What to “Scooby-Doo”››‡ (2002, Comedy) Freddie Prinze Jr., “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009) Voices of Reese (:15) “The Invention of Lying”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Ricky Gervais. A The Collector: Dr. Albert C. HBO 500 600 Watch Å Sarah Michelle Gellar. ’ Å Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie. ’ Å writer learns to lie for personal gain. ’ Å Barnes (N) ’ Å (:45) “Who Is Cletis Tout?”›› (2001) Christian Slater. An escaped con is “Rock Slyde” (2009, Comedy) Patrick Warburton, Andy Inside NASCAR “Hurricane Season” (2009) Forest Whitaker. Displaced (:15) “Not Since You” (2009) SHO 600 660 mistaken for a man the mob wants dead. Dick, Rena Sofer. iTV. ’ Å (iTV) students form a basketball team. Desmond Harrington. Å (:00) “Ira and Abby”›› (2006) (:45) “The Disorderly Orderly”››‡ (1964, Comedy) (:15) “Marigold”›› (2007) Ali Larter, Salman Khan. A snooty American (:10) “Below the Beltway” (2010, Comedy) Tate “Project: Hu- TMC 620 690 Chris Messina. ’ Å Jerry Lewis, Glenda Farrell. Å actress falls under Bollywood’s spell. ’ Å Donovan, Sarah Clarke. ’ Å man Weapon” Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 8

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) Å Laughs/Dean Heroes Among WHADDYADO Awesome Inside Edition Wild About CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC Martin Show Us (EI) Å Adventures (EI) Weekend (N) Animals Å News/Mitchell 4.2/This TV “Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?”›› (1972) Shelley Winters. A widow keeps “Last House on the Left”›› (1972) Sandra Cassel, Lucy Grantham. Killers “Mom”›› (1991, Horror) Jeanne Bates, Mark Thomas Miller. An ordinary Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC her dead daughter’s body tucked away at home. fi nd they have chosen their victims unwisely. woman is turned into a cannibalistic monster. “Avalon” 5/NBC NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Paid Program Paid Program Missing ’ (EI) Å The Green Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Å Economy Show News (N) ’ 8/PBS Thoroughbred History of the thoroughbred breed. (N) Looking McLaughlin Religion & European Mack Wealth- Globe Trekker Markets in Tunis, Rick Steves’ Oregon Art Healthy Body, 8 KSYS ’ Å Forward Group (N) Ethics News Journal Å Track Tunisia; Tamerza. ’ Europe Å Beat ’ Å Healthy Mind 9/ABC NBA Count- NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Dallas Mavericks. Western Conference Semifi nal, game 4. Judge Judy Judge Joe Extra ’ Å KEZI 9 News ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI down (N) From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (N) (Live) Å ’ Å Brown Å (N) Å News 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Road- Paid Program Answer to Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez New Hope Fellowship From Green Science New Adv./Old Ugly Betty Å 11 12 KEVU trips Å Addiction ’ Å ’ Å Calvary Satellite Network. Christine Action 4 Life Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Share Him Islam & Prophecy Revelation of 30/IND 21 Jesus Made Jesus Christ 33/FOX New Adv./Old Everybody- College Baseball Family Guy Family Guy How I Met Your The Offi ce “Chair Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Christine Raymond ’ Å ’ Å Mother Model” Men ’ 46/NBC NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (If necessary). (N) ’ (Live) Willa’s Wild Pearlie (EI) Grey’s Anatomy Other doctors envy The Closer Sgt. Gabriel shoots a NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Å Life Å Cristina. ’ Å murder suspect. News (N) ’ 51/PBS Second Opinion Life (Part 2) Thoroughbred History of the thoroughbred breed. ’ Å Games of the BBC Newsnight European Religion & Secrets of the Dead Terracotta Oregon Art 7 KOAC “COPD” ’ Å North: Playing ’ Journal Å Ethics News warriors. Å (DVS) Beat ’ Å (10:30) “Troy”››› (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads The Sopranos Carmela confesses to The Sopranos Ralph must deal with The Sopranos Uncle Junior gets bad Criminal Minds Reid and Prentiss are Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 Greek forces in the Trojan War. Å her priest. ’ Å Jackie Jr. ’ Å news. ’ Å taken hostage. Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 “Meet the Parents”››› (2000, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. “Happy Gilmore”›› (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (:02) “Sleeping With the Enemy”››‡ (1991) Julia Roberts. A woman “Eraser”››‡ (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams. A govern- “Reindeer Games”›› (2000) Ben Affl eck, Gary Sinise. An ex-convict is AMC 68 24 takes drastic measures to fl ee her abusive husband. ment agent protects a witness from gunrunners. Å involved in a scheme to rob a casino. Å ANPL 49 47 Wild Kingdom ’ Å Madagascar Madagascar was left untouched by man. ’ The Blue Planet ’ Å Blue Planet: Seas of Life ’ The Blue Planet ’ Å Blue Planet BRAVO 62 46 Pregnant in Heels Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives CNBC 65 Paid Program Paid Program Salad Chef Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Diabetes Life Wall Street Cruise Inc.: Big Money Biogr/CNBC CNN 35 35 Your Money Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Sanjay Gupta, M.D. (N) Å CNN Presents (N) Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Scrubs Å Scrubs Å “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle”››‡ (2004) Å “Let’s Go to Prison”›‡ (2006, Comedy) Dax Shepard. Å “American Pie”››› (1999) Jason Biggs. CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont “Intersection”››‡ (1994, Drama) Richard Gere. Å “Ghostbusters II”››‡ (1989, Comedy) Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. Å Smash Cuts Smash Cuts MythBusters “Banana Slip, Double MythBusters Old gun-slinging American Chopper: Senior vs. Tuna Wranglers South Australia’s Swords: Life on the Line ’ Å Deadliest Catch Three American Deadliest DISC 34 30 Dip” ’ Å story. ’ Å Junior “Mikey’s Art Opening” tuna fi shermen. ’ Å fi sheries face hazards. ’ Catch Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Shake it Up! Å Sonny With a Sonny With a Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Wizards of Wizards of Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Chance Chance Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Waverly Place Waverly Place “ it Up” E! 57 25 The Voice Hopefuls perform for the judges. ’ Å Sex and-City Sex and-City Khloe Khloe Too Young to Kill: 15 Shocking Crimes Sex and-City 30 for 30 Å Street League Skateboarding From Seattle. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. (N ESPN 28 31 Subject to Blackout) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 Poker FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday FOX Report Huckabee Freedom FOOD 72 50 Chopped Dinner: Impossible Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Meat Candy Store Cupcake Wars Cake FX 31 45 X-Men: Last “Live Free or Die Hard”››› (2007) Bruce Willis. America’s computers fall under attack. “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. (11:00) “Sand- “The Turning Point”››› (1977, Drama) Shirley MacLaine. A ballerina and “Hello, Dolly!”›››‡ (1969, Musical Comedy) Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau. A circa-1900 (:11) “Love Is a Many Splendored Thing”›››‡ FXM 44 castles” Å her ex-rival review their choices in life. Å matchmaker nabs a Yonkers merchant for herself. Å (1955) Jennifer Jones. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Sale My First Place Property Selling NY Bang, Buck Get It Sold House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ Unsellables Designed/Sell HIST 41 34 Ax Men “Tipping Point” Å Ax Men “King of the Hill” Ax Men Å Ax Men “This Means War” Ax Men Å Ax Men “Blast Off” Å Ax Men Å HLMRK 87 “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Anna Chlumsky. Å “Smooch” (2011, Comedy) Kellie Martin, Kiernan Shipka. Å “The Nanny Express” (2009, Drama) . Å Meet My Mom ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Name Is Earl Name Is Earl “Sleepers”››› (1996, Crime Drama) Kevin Bacon, Robert De Niro, . ’ “Road House”›› (1989) Patrick Swayze. ’ LIFE 23 29 “Saving Sarah Cain” (2007) Lisa Pepper, Abigail Mason. Å “Georgia Rule”›‡ (2007) Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan. Å “The Secret Life of Bees”››‡ (2008) Queen Latifah, Dakota Fanning. Å MSNBC 54 44 Death in the Hollywood Hills I Married the Beltway Sniper Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Garden MTV 26 17 Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 “Slippery Slope” Teen Mom 2 ’ Teen Mom 2 “One Step Back” Teen Mom 2 “Judgement Day” ’ NAT GEO 73 Outlaw Bikers Billy Queen. Outlaw Bikers “Hells Angels” Outlaw Bikers ’ Å Shark Men Hunt for the Somali Pirates Wicked Pirate City (N) NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ OXY 61 Don’t Say Wd Snapped Snapped “Brigitte Harris” Snapped “Mechele Linehan” Snapped “Nikki Reynolds” Snapped Eric McLean. Å Snapped “Shannon Torrez” Snapped Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Columbus Crew. From Crew Stadium in ROOT 38 99 Access (N) Pregame (Live) game (Live) Columbus, Ohio. SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Motorcycle Racing Motorcycle Racing AMA Supercross Racing SPEED Center (N) (Live) NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Wind Tunnel SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar ’ MuscleCar ’ “Punisher: War Zone”›‡ (2008, Action) Ray Stevenson, Dominic West. ’ Coal “The Master Mines” ’ Coal A failing power supply. Coal ’ SYFY 43 40 Eureka “All the Rage” Å Eureka “The Story of O2” ’ Eureka “Crossing Over” ’ Eureka “Momstrosity” Å Eureka “Stoned” ’ Å Eureka “The Ex-Files” Å Eureka Å (11:00) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Yes, Dear “The Yes, Dear ’ Å “Bring It On: In It to Win It” (2007) Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale. A “Mean Girls”››› (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, TBS 33 10 Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (Live) Å Ticket” high-school senior falls for a rival cheerleader. Rachel McAdams, . (11:30) “Gypsy”››› (1962) Rosalind Russell, . A musical “So Big”››› (1953) Jane Wyman, Sterling Hayden. Circa-1900 Chicago Moguls and Movie Stars: A “I Remember Mama”›››› (1948) Irene Dunne, TCM 51 26 biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee. Å teacher weds Dutch truck farmer, raises son. History of Hollywood Barbara Bel Geddes. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 Four Weddings ’ Å Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Stories of ER TNT 36 42 (11:30) “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998) Mel Gibson. Å (DVS) “Body of Lies”››‡ (2008, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe. Å NBA Pregame NBA Basketball: Bulls at Hawks TOON 63 33 “Aloha, Scooby-Doo”›› (2005, Comedy) “Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase”››‡ “Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare” (2010, Comedy) “Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King”››‡ Scooby-Doo! TRVL 59 48 Extreme Waterparks Å Extreme Wild Rides Extreme Wild Rides Extreme Miami Hotspots Extreme Pig Outs Å Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Andy Griffi th Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son (11:00) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”›› (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. Ben Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 (2003, Romance-Comedy) Kate Hudson. Å Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. Å Unit “Dolls” ’ Å Unit “Birthright” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 (11:00) NLL Lacrosse (Taped) Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. (Taped) Racer TV Tour of California Preview Hockey NHL Hockey: Red Wings at Sharks WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Braxton Family Values Å Braxton Family Values Å Braxton WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (N) Tenth Inning Scrubs Å Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:00) “G.I. Jane”››› (1997) (:10) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet. Premiere. A global cataclysm nearly (3:50) “The Missing”››› (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. A woman and her (:10) “Anger ENC 642 710 Demi Moore. ’ Å wipes out humanity. ’ Å estranged father seek her kidnapped child. ’ Management” What to Watch Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å “Tooth Fairy”›› (2010, Comedy) Dwayne Johnson, Bridesmaids: Saving Pelican (:15) “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Voices of Reese “Scott Pilgrim HBO 500 600 Å Ashley Judd. ’ Å First Look 895 Å Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogen. ’ Å vs. the World” (11:15) “Not (:45) “Handsome Harry”››‡ (2009) Jamey Sheridan. iTV. A former sailor “The Joneses”›› (2009, Comedy-Drama) David The King’s “Nine”››‡ (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis. iTV. A famous director endures SHO 600 660 Since You” carries out the wishes of a dying friend. Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. ’ Å Speech creative and personal crises. ’ Å (11:45) “Project: Human Weapon”› (2000) Judge (:25) “Staten Island”››› (2009) Ethan Hawke, (:05) “Wushu Warrior” (2008, Action) Matt Frewer. ’ “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ (2008) Rachel Weisz. Con artists pick a quirky TMC 620 690 Reinhold, Victor Browne. ’ Å Vincent D’Onofrio. ’ Å heiress for their last hustle. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 The News-Review, Page 23 SUNDAY EVENING, MAY 8 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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(N) ’ Å News (N) Whacked Whacked 5 5 in this installment of “The Amazing Challenge Out Sports Out Sports KOBI Race,” which brought back also-ran 8/PBS Keeping Antiques Roadshow Walter Nature Tracking grizzlies in Masterpiece Classic “South “A Film Unfi nished” Film Ebert at Secrets of 8 teams from past seasons for an- KSYS Kids Anderson linocut. Alaska. (N) Riding” (N) Å about life in the Warsaw Ghetto. Movie the Dead other chance at victory. 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Phil Keoghan Revelation 3ABN Today Windows of Christ, Song Celebrating Life in Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today Life Discov- hosts. 30/IND 21 Hope Recovery ery Series 8 p.m. on KEZI 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- American The Simp- Bob’s Burg- Family Guy The Cleve- KVAL News Two and a Ugly Betty Amanda visits a Scrubs ’ Å 13 11 Extreme Makeover: Home KLSR ’ Å sons Å Dad (N) sons (N) ’ ers (N) (N) Å land Show Half Men psychic. ’ Å Edition 46/NBC KMTR News Dateline NBC ’ Å The Celebrity Apprentice “Laugh On” The teams produce a live comedy show. (N) ’ Å News Cold Case “Hoodrats” 6 Hot dogs, apple pie, motherhood KTCW 16 Murdered skateboarder. and ... volleyball? Why not? In this 51/PBS Oregon Field Antiques Roadshow Walter Nature Tracking grizzlies in Masterpiece Classic “South Ebert at Independent Lens “A Film Unfi nished” Film Austin City 7 new Mother’s Day episode, Ty and KOAC Guide Anderson linocut. Alaska. (N) Riding” (N) Å Movie about life in the Warsaw Ghetto. Limits ’ the team build a new home for Car- (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds Serial killer Criminal Minds Searching for Criminal Minds Serial killer Breakout Kings “Paid in Breakout Kings “Paid in Criminal A&E 24 23 Å ’ Å Å ’ rie Prewitt, a high-school volleyball nal Minds jumps trains. a female serial killer. targeting coeds. Full” (N) Full” Minds coach who never had kids but took ›› ›› ABC FAM 40 32 “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Kevin James. “The Game Plan” (2007) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Funniest Home Videos Joel Osteen three sisters into her home after “Reindeer “The Interpreter”››› (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener. Premiere. The Killing “Vengeance” The (:02) The Killing The police Breaking AMC 68 24 Å ’ Å their mother died so they wouldn’t Games” A U.N. translator overhears an assassination plot. police learn more. (N) learn more. Bad “Mas” be separated. While the family va- ’ ’ ’ Å ’ Å ANPL 49 47 Blue Planet Wild Kingdom Hillbilly Hand Fishin’ River Monsters River Monsters: Bizarre River Monsters Monsters cations, a barrage of volleyballs de- BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/NYC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Housewives/OC molishes the old house, and Olym- CNBC 65 Biogr/CNBC The Oprah Effect 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Fuel Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed pic beach volleyball champ Misty CNN 35 35 Piers Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers May coaches Carrie’s team. › Å ››‡ Å COM 64 98 Amer Pie “Joe Dirt” (2001, Comedy) David Spade. “Jackass: Number Two” (2006) Work. Macdonald South Park 9 p.m. on KEZI Å ›› Å ’ Å CW 12 14 King Heartland “The Man in the Iron Mask” (1998) Browns Browns Cheaters Da Vinci’s Desperate Housewives (:00) Deadli- Hogs Gone Wild A cave Wild Animal Repo (N) ’ Å Hogs Gone Wild “Hog Hogs Gone Wild “A Feral Wild Animal Repo ’ Å Hogs Gone DISC 34 30 est Catch where hogs hide out. ’ Assault” (N) ’ Å Fight” ’ Å Wild Å As Paul’s () health Shake It Shake It Shake It Good Luck Suite Life on Wizards- Wizards- Wizards- Shake It Shake It Shake It Hannah continues to decline, he begins to DISN 37 21 Up! Å Up! Å Up! Å Charlie (N) Deck Place Place Place Up! Å Up! Å Up! Å Montana ’ suspect that Susan () E! 57 25 Sex & City Sex & City Sex & City Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe The Dance Fashion Chelsea Lat Khloe is responsible. Lynette and Tom (5:00) MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å SportsCenter Å (, ) ESPN 28 31 Philadelphia Phillies. (Live) clash over their vacation plans. ESPN2 27 49 2010 Poker 2010 Poker 2010 Poker 2010 Poker MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. SportCenter Gaby () has cause to regret letting Juanita (Madison FNC 32 27 Freedom Geraldo at Large Å Huckabee Freedom Watch Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Huckabee de la Garza) watch a horror movie. FOOD 72 50 Food Chopped “Spouting Off” Last Cake Standing Last Cake Standing Best in Smoke Cupcake Wars Last Cake Bree () goes on a date FX 31 “The Day After Tomorrow”››‡ (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008) Keanu Reeves. Two Men Two Men 45 with a detective in the new episode “Love Is “Working Girl”››› (1988) Melanie Griffi th. An ambitious “The Jewel of the Nile”››‡ (1985, Adventure) Michael “Only the Lonely”››› (1991) John Candy, FXM 44 Many” Staten Island secretary moves up the ranks. Douglas, Kathleen Turner. Å Maureen O’Hara. Å “Then I Really Got Scared.” HGTV 50 43 To Sell Hunters Int’l House Holmes Holmes Holmes Inspection (N) House Hunters Int’l Income Income Holmes 9 p.m. on KLSR HIST 41 34 Ax Men Ax Men Å Ax Men “Fever Pitch” Ax Men Å Inspector America (N) MonsterQuest Å Ax Men Family Guy HLMRK 87 (:00) “Meet My Mom” (2010) Å Martha “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Anna Chlumsky. Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Stewie’s half brother, Bertram, ION 15 20 (5:00) “Road House”›› “The Pink Panther”›› (2006) Steve Martin, Kevin Kline. ’ “Spy Game”››‡ (2001) Robert Redford. ’ Red Planet returns in this new episode with a LIFE 23 29 “Waitress”››‡ (2007) Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion. Å Army Wives (N) Å Coming Home (N) Å Army Wives Å Home devious plan to eliminate his rival MSNBC 54 44 Garden “Talhotblond”››‡ To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator Meet the Press Å Caught by going back in time and killing MTV 26 17 16 and Pregnant “Leah” ’ Å 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” America’s Best Dance Son, Gun The Real World Å Fantasy RJ Berger Leonardo da Vinci, Stewie’s ances- NAT GEO 73 Wicked Pir Shark Men (N) Wicked Pirate City Recreating Port Royal, Jamaica. Shark Men Known Universe Herod tor. Stewie and Brian follow him into the past to stop him in “The Big NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly ’ iCarly ’ My Wife My Wife Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Lopez The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Bang Theory.” Wallace Shawn (“My OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Å Snapped “Michelle Hall” Snapped Å “Where the Heart Is”›› (2000) Natalie Portman. Å Dinner With Andre,” “Gossip Girl”) MLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Portland Timbers. From PGE Ball Up Streetball MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to ROOT 38 99 Park in Portland. Ore. (Taped) Blackout) provides the voice of Bertram. SPEED 58 53 W. Tunnel Classic Car Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Australian V8 Supercars Barbagallo. 10 p.m. on KPIC SPIKE 69 38 (:00) Coal Coal “Buried in Coal” ’ Coal (N) ’ “Rambo III”››‡ (1988) Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna. ’ “Punisher: War Zone” CSI: Miami SYFY 43 40 (:00) Eureka Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 “13.1” ’ Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse 13 ’ Å Warehouse In a heart-stopping conclusion “Mean “Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Dwayne “Race to Witch Mountain”››‡ (2009, Adventure) Dwayne “Speed Racer”›› (2008, Action) Emile to the series’ ninth season, Horatio TBS 33 10 Girls” Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. Hirsch, Christina Ricci. (David Caruso) captures the last (5:00) “I Remember “Stella Dallas”››› (1937, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck, John “The Divine Lady”›‡ (1929, Drama) Corinne Griffi th, Victor “Mother”››› (1952, fugitive, but the transport plane TCM 51 26 ›››› Å Mama” (1948) Boles, Anne Shirley. Varconi, H.B. Warner. Drama) Kinuyo Tanaka. crashes, and the team realizes the TLC 42 41 E.R. Untold Stories of the ER Sister Sister Sister Sister Strange Strange Sister Sister Strange escapee has more on his mind than TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Inside the NBA (N) Å “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998, Action) Mel Gibson. Å (DVS) “Clear and Present Danger”››› just escaping. Natasha Henstridge TOON 63 33 “Scooby-Doo! Curse of Lake” Scooby-Doo Looney God, Devil King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Superjail (N) and Callum Keith Rennie guest TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Man, Food Man, Food Conqueror Conqueror Florida Spring Daytona Motorcycle Man, Food Man, Food Florida star in “Mayday”; Emily Procter and TVLND 53 28 All-Family All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Adam Rodriguez also star. Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Criminal In Plain Sight A witness wants Burn Notice A robbery at a Law Order: 10:01 p.m. on KEZI USA 45 15 Å Order: SVU Victims Unit “Hardwired” Victims Unit “Shattered” Intent “The Consoler” (N) to reconnect. (N) fashion house. CI Brothers & Sisters VS. 47 422 NHL Hockey Hockey Tour of Calif. Adv. Sports Bull Riding PBR Des Moines Invitational. Adv. Sports Get Ripped! Sarah and Luc (Rachel Griffiths, WE 185 120 Braxton Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Wedding Å Å Å ›› Å Gilles Marini) get ready for their WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Monk Monk “The Man in the Iron Mask” wedding day, but several unex- (:10) “Anger Management”›› (2003, “The Scorpion King”›› (2002) The Rock, (:35) “2012”››‡ (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. A global “Major pected developments, including a ENC 642 710 Comedy) Adam Sandler. ’ Å Steven Brand. ’ Å cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. ’ Å League II” surprise guest, cause their plans to (:00) “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”››› True Blood Bill’s fate lies in Game of Thrones Ned looks Treme “On Your Way Down” Game of Thrones Ned looks Treme ’ Å go awry. Along the way, the Walkers HBO 500 600 ’ Å Å ’ Å ’ Å (2010) Michael Cera. Lorena’s hands. for clues. (N) (N) for clues. learn some lessons on what family “Youth in Revolt”››‡ (2009) Michael Cera, The Borgias (iTV) Della Rovere Nurse Jackie United The Borgias “Death, on a Pale The Borgias “Death, on a Pale Nurse Jackie is really all about in the season fi- SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å Jean Smart. iTV. strikes a bargain. (iTV) States, Tara Horse” (iTV) (N) Horse” (iTV) (iTV) nale, “Walker Down the Aisle.” Dave “Spymate” (2003, Comedy) Chris Potter, “Cairo Time”››› (2009) Patricia Clarkson, “The Joy Luck Club”›››‡ (1993) Rosalind Chao. Premiere. Chinese-American “Agora”››› TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Annable, Sally Field and Calista Richard Kind. Premiere. Alexander Siddig. women learn from their mothers. (2009) Flockhart also star. Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 5, 2011 MONDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 9

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Unit “Victims” ’ Å “Tin Man” ’ Å ’ Å Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Steps to Christ Time Out Variety (In Walking With Health for a Anchors of 30/IND 21 Today Jesus in Song Japanese) Jesus Lifetime Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your Everybody- The Offi ce “The Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Christine Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother Raymond Lover” Men ’ 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show “Simple Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Changes: Big Results” (N) Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Journalist Katie Couric. (N) ’ Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry In Julia’s Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! 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Å ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Weird, True Weird, True Pit Boss “Surprise, Surprise” I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Divorce Wars Biogr/CNBC CNN 35 35 Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 School Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report “The Honeymooners”›› (2005) Cedric the Entertainer. Å RENO 911! Futurama ’ South Park Tosh.0 Å Scrubs Å CW 12 14 TBA Know Cause TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget King King ’70s Show Deadliest Catch The opilio crab American Chopper Senior’s trip to American Chopper The wrong American Chopper OCC hosts the American Chopper The OCC crew FBI’s 10 Most Wanted ’ (Part FBI’s 10 Most DISC 34 30 season begins. ’ Å Europe. ’ Å powder-coat color. ’ Å RJR Memorial Car Show. creates a ’57 Chevy bike. 1 of 2) Å Wanted Å Mickey Mouse Jungle Junction Special Agent Imagination Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life The Suite Life The Suite Life The Suite Life Good Luck DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ (N) Oso Movers Å Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck on Deck on Deck on Deck Charlie E! 57 25 E! News E! 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Malcolm “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008) Keanu Reeves. (11:00) “100 Rifl es”››‡ (1969) “The Detective”››› (1968) Frank Sinatra, Lee Remick. New York detective “The Boston Strangler”››› (1968) Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda. The “The Fly”››› (1958) Al Hedison. Scientist’s gizmo FXM 44 Jim Brown. Å learns condemned man was innocent. Å manhunt and capture of the infamous killer. Å swaps his head with fl y’s. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 Restoration Restoration Modern Marvels Å Marijuana: A Chronic History Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration HLMRK 87 Martha’s Kit. Martha’s Kit. 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O’Toole, Alec Guinness. Å TLC 42 41 Cake Boss ’ Kitchen Boss A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples Four Weddings ’ Å Fabulous Cakes ’ Å Fabulous Cakes ’ Å Cakes TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “The Real McCoy” Las Vegas ’ Å The Closer “The Butler Did It” Cold Case “One Fall” Å NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show Ed, Edd Ed, Edd, Eddy Courage-Dog Courage-Dog Advent. Time MAD Looney Tunes Codename TRVL 59 48 World’s Best Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. 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Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine Funny Videos (10:40) “2012”››‡ (2009) John Cusack. A global (:20) “Dear John”›› (2010, Romance) Channing (:10) “Class Act”›› (1992, Comedy) Christopher Reid. A nerd reluctantly (4:50) “Child’s Play 2”›› (1990, Horror) Alex ENC 642 710 cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. Tatum, Amanda Seyfried. ’ Å swaps identities with a paroled felon. ’ Å Vincent, Jenny Agutter. ’ Å “Gentlemen “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim “Death Defying Acts”›› (2007, Drama) Catherine (:45) What to “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithson- (:45) “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) HBO 500 600 Broncos”›‡ Robbins, James Gandolfi ni. ’ Å Zeta-Jones, Guy Pearce. ’ Å Watch Å ian”››‡ (2009) Ben Stiller. ’ Å Gwyneth Paltrow. ’ (:15) “Finding Amanda”››‡ (2008) Matthew Broderick. iTV. A man tries “Nobel Son” (2007, Suspense) Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg. iTV. A prize- “Two Lovers”››› (2008) Joaquin Phoenix. iTV. A man juggles relationships “Remember SHO 600 660 to bring his niece to rehab. ’ Å winning scientist’s son is kidnapped. ’ with two vastly different women. ’ Å Me”›› Å “Necessary “That Evening Sun”››› (2009) Hal Holbrook. An old man leaves his “Assassin in Love” (2007, Comedy) Damian Lewis, “Twilight”››‡ (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. A teen is caught up in an “The Boys Are TMC 620 690 Roughness” nursing home and returns to his farm. ’ Å Michael Gambon. ’ Å unorthodox romance with a vampire. ’ Back” ’