Touro Law Review Volume 32 Number 1 Symposium: Billy Joel & the Law Article 11 April 2016 The Downeaster Alexa: Iconic Male v. a Perfect Storm of Regulations Maureen A. Eggert Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalcommons.tourolaw.edu/lawreview Part of the Administrative Law Commons, and the Environmental Law Commons Recommended Citation Eggert, Maureen A. (2016) "The Downeaster Alexa: Iconic Male v. a Perfect Storm of Regulations," Touro Law Review: Vol. 32 : No. 1 , Article 11. Available at: https://digitalcommons.tourolaw.edu/lawreview/vol32/iss1/11 This Article is brought to you for free and open access by Digital Commons @ Touro Law Center. It has been accepted for inclusion in Touro Law Review by an authorized editor of Digital Commons @ Touro Law Center. For more information, please contact
[email protected]. Eggert: The Downeaster Alexa THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA: ICONIC MALE V. A PERFECT STORM OF REGULATIONS Maureen A. Eggert* “A small fraction of the Code of Federal Regulations presents a scene of horror to the lover of solitude.”1 I. INTRODUCTION When first asked to speak at the Billy Joel and the Law Con- ference, I was surprised, yet intrigued.2 I am no musicologist, and while I enjoy many of Mr. Joel’s songs, I cannot put myself in the same category as his truly devoted fans. However, the topic was en- ticing, and I have a five-generation connection to Long Island, so I eagerly agreed. Then came the important question—what to write about? I considered how Billy Joel intersects with the law. Never a follower of celebrity coupling and uncoupling, I immediately dis- missed Joel’s divorces.