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I . SG defeats bill designed to fund VASA trip by Brynner Yee The bill would have paid for VASNs VASA originally would have paid $500 UCFs chapter of VASA has competed STAFF RE PORTER trip to Ottawa to compete in the 1991 of the $1,200 total cost. Mer an amend- in the North American Vietnamese North American Viet- ment, VASA was ex- Games. Elahi also said that after three The student senate narrowly voted namese Games from pected to pay a total of consecutive years of competition, UCF against a bill funding the Vietnamese- June 29 to July 5. The $700. could qualify as the 1993 or 1994 host American Student Association June 23 bill originally asked lt. VASA had re- of the Olympic-style games. when supporters could not muster the that $700 be allocated ..J ceive'd $131.95 from Sen. David Groover and Sen. David two-thirds majority needed to pass it. from the Senate Work- ~ student government Patton opposed the bill. The senate also confirmed nine of ing Fund for travel ex- :Jd ~ on March 21 for office Patton said he 'opposed the bill be- Student Body President Jason DiBona's penses. id supplies. VASA also cause the Senate Spending Policy does ~ ·:.:,. \~ appointment,s. . The bill stated that ~. . requested $500 _from not allow for the funding of travel expens- ., .. The final vote on the bill was 13-11 VASA was ''highly ac- ,/ ·"" the Clubs and Organi- es, such as van rentals and gas money. :-...... _ ~.,.. in favor of the bill. However, Student tive on campus and in zations Committee's "I know the Senate Spending Policy Body Vice President Mark Dogoli ruled the community and Student _Registration Account, says we don't [allocate funds for travel that the bill failed after SG Attorney has taken every mea- which allocates money expenses]. I think we have a couple General Bob Cherry told the senate the sure possible to accu- Government for convention registra- times, but [those times] were emergen- bill needed a two-thirds majority-16 mulate the resources tion costs, for the trip. cies," Patton said. yes votes - in order to pass. required for this venture." "Our [Student Government's] basic Groover said he opposed the bill be- ,...)j 1' Cherry said the bill violated the sen- VASA needs to rent three vans to purpose is to help students, and they're cause the restrictions provided by the ate's spending policy, which prohibits transport 30 members to Ottawa, Can- in need," said Sen. Shayan Elahi, who senate's spending policy should only be spending activity and service fee mon- ada to compete. Each van will cost $300 wrote the bill. ey on travel expenses. - per week and require $100 for fuel. Elahi said this is the first time that , see VASA page 4 Software swiped · from engineering

by Heidi Steiner livered to engineering receiv­ NEWS EDITOR ing where the software was sto­ len. The UCF police are looking According to the purchase for stolen computer software. order, the software package The software was stolen be­ was supposed to be delivered tween March 20 and April 12 to "CBI 214." The purchase or­ after the equipment was deliv­ der was misprinted. ered to the wrong department. Leo Oswald, Radio/relevi­ The software was delivered sion Engineering manager, told to the en8ffieering department police he was first made aware on March 20. However, it of the theft when Waller told should have been delivered to him of the misprint order. Computer Services. ·Jennifer Weller, who works Computer Services Accoun­ in the engineering building, tant Janet Waller said she re­ said she remembered receiv­ ceived the invoice for the soft­ ing the package, signing for it ware package but never and placing th'e package on received the item. the receiving desk. She said she placed a She told police that she Ch1r1ea K. Morrow/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE "trace" on the item. The soft­ does not remember anyone KIDDIE COACH . ware was ordered from Au­ picking up the package. Orlando Magic starting centerGreg Kite gives a motivational speech to over 100 youths participating thorware, Inc., and U.P.S. de­ She and Oswald both told in the UCF Basketball School last Tuesday. Kite spoke for 30 minutes to encourage the youth. livered it to Central Receiving police that the receiving room on March 20. It was then de- is left unsecured at times.

UCF students·free to date teachers REWARD But new policy calls teacher/student relationships inappropiate The UCF police are offering a reward for the safe return of stolen by Tom Kopacz overall sexual harassment by about the evaluations' objec­ computer software, or for CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE the UCF office of Equal Op­ tjvity. information leading to the arrest portunity and Affirmative Ac­ •Informal ways of advanc­ UCF's new sexual harass­ tion. ing someone's career, such as and conviction of person(s) ment policy does not specifi­ UCF spokesman Dean Mc­ the tone of voice used in giv­ responsible for the theft. If you cally prohibit teacher-student Fall srud misunderstandings ing a telephone recommenda­ have any information, call Det./S gt. dating, although it does call over whether the policy pro­ tions, may change. Jay Padgett at 823-5425 such relationships inappropri­ hibits teacher-student dating • Fellow students or em­ ate. are a matter of semantics. ployees could file charges of · A new UCF policy manual The manual says profes­ sexual harassment based on on sexual harassment says sional responsibility can be not receiving benefits received university policy is designed undermined by an amorous by the involved party. so teachers and supervisors relationship. The manual also says that meet a high standard of pro­ According to the manual, a student's consent to a per­ fessional responsibility and to some problems that can re­ sonal relationship with a pro­ avoid conflict of interest or the sult frOm such relationships fessor is not a strong defense appearance of a conflict of in­ are: in a sexual harassment case, terest. • An employee or student "especially when one person's The new policy was issued receiving outstanding evalu­ level of authority may make as part of a new manual on ations may face questions the consent irrelevant."

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I've done my job a n d therefore there is a fee that is owed to my company for services ren- dered. If in fact I am not able to pro­ vide this service, then there is no fee owed to my company whatsoev­ er." He said that DiFrawi was working as an independent consultant for Extra Point but was later released for unethical practices. 'We found out that his business practices weren't up to par with our standards and released him," Kreitzer said. , · Rayburn insists that EPC is a reputa­ ble and respectable company, and that the money in a service practices of one agent should not reflect back or product. She said on the firm itself. that even ifa company looks The final outcome has been that O'Daly has . suspicious, the agency will in­ continued her work in retail sales and is still vestigat.e upon receiving a written looking for work in her field of study. report. "I don't know what you can do, except be skepti­ As opportunities for employment lessen cal," Dowling said from his Clearwater offices. He . and the job market appears to shrink more ev­ advises uncertainty on the part of students planning ery day, many students may turn to services such on seeking jobs through an independent agency. "If as Consulting Specialists. Yet, there are alternatives the deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is." available to job seekers. He restated the ancient Ro­ "A variety of services her she had g9tten the job that she decided to investi­ man maxim - caveat emp­ are available right gate the two firms a bit closer. tor ("Let the buyer beware.") here for free," said "I called the Better Business Bureau and they had It is still good advice. Denise Moore of UCFs no listing on them, no complaints," O'Daly said. She According to the Better Career Center, an of­ went a step further and through Jim Dowling, a Clear­ Business Bureau, there are fice located on the first water attorney who specializes in civil litigation, she a total of28 members listed floor of the university's learned that both Career Specialists and Extra Point as either permanent of part­ administration build­ opened on the same date. Records at the Orlando time employment agencies; ing. "A lot of students Department of Occupational Licenses show that Ex­ the telephone book lists over and graduates are not tra Point was officially licensed on May 30, and Ca­ 85 different firms in the aware that we exist." reer Specialists, since renamed Career Placement Ser­ area of employment servic­ Corinne Russo, also of vice, on June 3. Extra Point is headed by John Kreitzer es. In some cases, one firm the UCF Career Cent.er, while Career Placement is operated by Lester L. Ray­ handles both temporary and said that, although that burn, Jr. permanent employment. This means that, at best, office doesn't refer anyone to outside agencies, "we warn Additionally, the firm she was supposed to work only one-third of existing employment agencies in them about paying money up front. We caution [stu­ for, Premier Advertising, had a questionable record. the Central Florida area are affiliated with the Bet­ dents] to read their contracts and to understand the Its own printed history says that Premier "was found­ ter Business Bureau. contract, even if an employer is going to pay the fee." ed in 1984." Yet, according to the Pinellas County Additionally, there is no specific agency regulating Any legal documents that need to be signed can be Department of Occupational Licenses, Premier was employment services and the only recourse a com­ brought to UCF's Legal Services in the Student Cen­ put on their records on Sept. 25, 1990. plainant has is by working through Consumer Ser­ ter. The department retains the services of a lawyer ''When I went in to sign the papers, I told (Antho­ vices. Dowling noted that there are certain options · and can evaluate and explain any contracts to any ny Rayburn) I'd really like to think about this. I real­ for investigating a company beforehand. current UCF student. ly had nothing to go on," O'Daly said. She added that, ''What I've ·done in the past is go to the [area] Patti A MacKown, director of Legal Services, em­ at that point "he began pressuring me, saying that courthouse and check on legal proceedings in the phasized that students need to have contracts checked training had to start right away." past," he said, adding that anyone can call the office before signing them. Although there is no free service "I don't even want someone's money unless I do my of the Secretary of the State in Tallahassee and receive for graduates, any UCF alumnus has a consultation job by placing them with employment," Rayburn said, any corporat.e information that may be on state records. available for $20. adding, "I'm here to provide a service. That service is Deborah Vecyzer of Orlando's Better Business Bu­ "I believe the student is better served by coming to to help people get employed. If I provide that service reau said that incoming complaints are not restricted us," Russo of the Career Center said.

UCF student Dawn O'Daly called the The Central Florida when she became suspicious of an employment placement agency. • Our reporter Bill Cushing investigated the situation. This is ·the first of two part~. Next week Cushing will report on what alternative • • programs UCF has to offer. '-----~_...,....,,, • 4 The Central Florida Future July 3, 1991 • • UCF group flies to victory on wings of Pegasus • Team captures first and second place in interr:iational design competition for remote-control planes • by Maricar Collantes Tom Borak, Dave Tenn, Brad • CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Berry, Cynthia Wood, Jame~ • Gostage and Miguel Santos. .\ group from UCF flew their It took. the team about a year remotely-controlled aircraft to of research and construction to •• fint and second place overall prepare for the competition. vic tories in the fifth annual The design had to be original, Ae·rndesign '91 International but students could make reno­ .. Competition. vations on past designs. • The competition, in which 35 Before the craft was built, universities .across the United George created a computer sim­ States, Canada and Poland ulation program to determine • "! competed, was held April 19- the most efficient aircraft de­ 21 at Wright Patterson Air sign. The object of the competi­ Force Base in Dayton, Ohio. tion, with size and weather lim­ The Society of Automotive itations, was to design a Engineers sponsored the com- remote-controlled airplane that pPtition. _ could lift the most weight. Air Force officials judged the UCFs two aircraft, the Pe­ remotely-controlled aircraft ac­ gasus and Carbon Copy, named cording to its flight perfor­ after the school's logQ and the mance, full-scaled design draw­ materials used for the craft, • ing, 20-page research report won first and second place out • and an oral presentation. of all 38 entries. The UCF branch of the "It really opens your eyes to American Institute of Aeronau­ see the amount of skill demon­ •• tics and Astronautics has com­ strated by other schools such Counesy uCi- t:NG1i'.li:.t:t1ING D1:P·1. peted in the Aerodesign Inter- as Princeton, Cornell, Univer­ The UCF 1991 AeroDesign Team placed first and second placeoverall in the fifth annual Aerodesign 1.ational Competition for the sity of Michigan, and to see a 91 lntemational Competition. The competition was held from April 19-21 at Wright Patterson Air ForceBase. : ast five years and received top relatively small university like . . honors. Last year, UCF placed UCF c·ompete against them lated Vehicle" and won in the projects together, To fund the that in order to keep the lega­ third and fifth overall. and win," Michael Johnson, 41st Annual AIAA Region II projects and travel expenses, cy going, they need new de­ This year's team members, president of UCFs AIAA Student Conference held in Al­ team members raised money signers and more members. ranging from sophomore to A week prior to the compe­ tamonte Springs. through campus events, car He said the students will ben­ graduate students, were Chris tition, three team members Team advisor Professor washes and donations from efit since it gives them design, Huhn, Michael Johnson, Ste­ presented their "Design Im­ James Beck said the students companies. application and practical ex­ • phen George, Matthew White, provements for a Remotely Pi- worked long hours putting the Flight Pilot Chris Huhn said perience. •

VASA pie playing sports does not. News clips t&¥.@l.%%@mmaw11Mwfi.2ifl!Wtt~••Jmx4;;1gw1i!m!Mir• FROM PAGE 1 "Remember, these are poli­ •JULY 4GALA high school students a chance Hame'asef (1809-1811) and 12 cies, not statutes," Sen. Gary Enjoy the Independence to experience university life. volumes of Bikurei Ha'itim broken under special circum­ Marlar said, noting that the Day events. During a six-day stay that (1820-1831). The journals cov­ stances and only for clubs which spending policy is not law. • The Veterans Memorial began June 9, students learned er a wide spectrum: general ar­ would bring recognition at UCF. The spending policy resolu­ Coliseum - 'will host an eth­ how to apply for classes, obtain ticles on education, political and He pointed to special funding tion, one of the first pieces of nic food festival performing financial aid, learned test tak­ social issues, religion, scholar­ of UCFs Computer Programing legislation passed by the sen­ arts show from 10 a.m. to 4 ing tips and participated in ex­ ly studies on philos<>phy, eth­ ream as an example. Groover ate, limits how A&SF money p.m. The show will feature the ercises designed to help them ics, grammar and linguistics, said the progr~mming team's may be spent. Passing a bill which St. Johns River City Band, an determine what area of study science, biblical and talmudic prestigious record helps draw stu­ violates the spending policy re­ arts and crafts show and sale, they wish to pursue. exegesis, translation of poetry dents to UCF,butagroupofpeo- quires a two-thirds majority. • public service booths, a horti­ The program was open to and prose from European lan­ culture show and sale, games, students in seven counties: Or­ guages into Hebrew, and other clowns and more. ange, Brevard, Lake, Osceola, literary genes. • Downtown Activities - Seminole, Sumter and.Volusia. The index will be completed . 3580 N. 1792 R08IN HOOD'{R) o• .' ·"· 1:15-4:15-7:15-10:15 NAKED GU~ m(PG-13) 1: 10-3 : 10-5:10-7 : 1~9 : 30 will host family fun in the For the first time, students in a year. SOAPDISH (PG· 13) 1:30-3:30-5 :30-8:00-10:15 DON'T 1B.l MDIII 1HE street from 2:30 to 5:30 p.m. A from St. Thomas, Virgin Is­ HUDSON HAWIC~R) 2:15-5:00-7:30-9 :45 BABYSITTER'S DEAD (PG· 13~ :OS-3::ID-6:00.S:t0-10'15 BACKDRAFT(R) · 1:30-4:30-7:15-10:00 1' parade of heroes will run from lands, participated. It is offered • HOMELESS HELP SUBURIAH RDB~NHOOD(PG-13) 1:15-4:00-7:10-lO:OO 1 3 33 5 7 the Civic Auditorium to the by UCF through Special Ser­ The Seminole County Bar =~~b~'n.E : o- : o- :3o- :3o-9:3o CITY SUCKERS (PG-13) 2:00-4:15-6:30-9:30 Metropolitan Park at 4 p.m. vices, which is directed by Cece­ Association Legal Aid Society BABYSlnER'S DEAD (PG· 13~ : 00-4 : 45-7:30-9:45 ROCKETEER (PG) 1: 00-3:15-5:30-8:00-10:15 WHAT ABOUT BOB? (PG) 2:30-4 :45-7:45-10:00 BACKD.RAFT (R) • Metropolitan Park -This lia Rivers. has just opened a landlord/ten­ CITY SUCKERS (PG-13) 1:45-4 :30-7:45-10:20 exhibition from 4 p.m. to 10 The cost of the program, ant clinic, or homeless project. DROP DEAD FRED (PG-13) 2:00-4:30-7:00-9:30 SUBURBAN DYING YOUNG (R) 2:30-5:00-8:00-10:30 COMMANDO (PG) 1: 45-3:45-5:40-7:45-9:50 p.m. will begin with an open­ which included meals, housing The Legal Aid Society assists COME &OUR CHlU>REN'S SUMMER MOVIES. EVERY 'fll!t...Y40. & THURS. MOllHING AT ing ceremony/flyover with and handouts, was paid for by low income Seminole county f 1t:OIJ' A.M: SEASON TICKETS AT LITCHFIELD S3.Dll. s~ 11CICETS AT UC& S7.51 OR -.. SINGLUDMISSIONTICKmFORS1.50 ..0 NOPASSES .. 0 "Amanda" featuring Chubby UCF and a College Reachout residents for free .. NOTE: All MOVIES BERlRE 6;00 PM $3.50, SR. & CHILDREN $3.50 AT All TIMES. Checker and ·the Wildcats and Grant received from the 1991 Their office is located in Al­ starring Crystal Gayle. Legislature. tamonte Springs on highway Carol Fennel, director of 436 almost directly across from •SCUBA community relations for the Florida Hospital North. SCUBA, a Student Center Greater Orlando Aviation Au­ To make an appointment, Leisure Learning Course, is of­ thority, who said she grew up call their legal aid society at fering a three-week course in a rural area with limited.op- · 834-1660. taught July 8-28 for $136 per purtunities, spoke to youths on person. her sure formula for succe~s. •BIBLE TALK ·&iwkendo«k. Students are suppose to sup­ Winkie Pratney will speak • ply mask, fins and snorkel • JUDAIC JOURNALS· at an outdoor gathering on Or­ :- ~

The Central Florida Future July 3, 1991 5 Creative School needs flexibility of portab_le by Rebecca. Falcon said she hopes to have hours CE N_TRAL FLORIDA FUTURE available during the evening. The school has an annual

!It The Creative School for budget of $250,000. The new Children hopes to open a new portable cost $50,000. portable in time for the fall se­ School Director Dolores mester. Burghard said the school is The portable will allow for more than just a day care cen­ more flexible hours for children ter, it is a learning center for and their parents. the children who are enrolled. The school operates three ''The faculty and staff of the shifts a day Monday through Creative School set an environ­ Friday. The all _day time slot ment where the children can runs from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. discover their ability to learn • They also offer hours between on their own. Therefore, every • 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. for children who child learns according to their need to be kept half a day and learning ability not their age," hours between 2 p.m. - 5 p.m. Burghard said. for parents who only need to The school also provides op­ be out for a few hours. portwiity for UCF students to Marsha DJ.bier, assistant di­ earn credit for an internship rector of the school, said she and allows professors and grad­ hopes that when the new por­ uate students to do research INTO THE GROOVE table opens they will have work, she said. hours flexible enough to suit She said she feels its most Buddy Miles of MST plays at the Junkyard last Thursday. Buddy rips through an inspiring guitar solo ·• parents who may only need to valuable asset is that it provides as he walks through the crowd to get everyone on their feet and into the groove. be out for an hour. She also · an educatiol) for young children.

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''And UPS agrees. That's one of the thjs year. reasons I work there. But they do a·1ot more than pay me to take time off. I make CD 0 0 [I] @J II almost $10,000 a year working part-time One out of six college ror about 4 hours a day. That's great pay women will be sexually for a ful-1-time student. assaulted this year. But yoµ can change . "The benefits jon't stop there, either. · the odds of it I get paid holidays, medical and den- · happening. Simply by tal benefits, even a student loan it trying to avoid I need one. I QOt to pick morning situations that leave or evening shifts. I work in Op~rations, you or your friends vulnerable. but some students work in accounting, lndustrjal Engineering, l.S. and For starters, follow Customer Service. security measures. · "If you want to make money while you Don't prop residence hall doors open. Walle study and when you travel, check out with friend after dark. UPS. Find out how it feels to go away And be aware that and come back to a paycheck." date rape is a major Applicants are being considered problem on college c~puses. With many for your local UPS office. Fqr · of these rapes interviews or more information about involving drinking. UPS, see your school's career development or job placement · Then share these facts center. UPS is an equal opportunity with six of your employer. friends. And maybe M/F none of them will be become another statistic.

WORKING FOR STUDENTS \VHO WORK FOR US. I* I ©1990 Rape Treatment 1 Center, Santa Monica UPS DEllVERS Hospital. ~ EDUCATIOI lwlPl-lllllllUl--1111111...... 11 __ .... e e : · . . ·' , , :.·,: ·'.·'.>c1·· ·,.>. ·."-.. "<:<: .. :.. Julf3,19'91 .6 .. _ OpinlOll 111tM:li:fWit2i!~fdlf~i.lr~~f-111MiW:ltllW- Pasties or prison: · -- ·· ( - ~-: Larry and Terry go on .graveyard shifts The Supreme Court ·has created another useless, uncontrollable law. This law states that states can enforce no nude dancing, though it is an art form. Ifnude dancing create~ riots in the streets or forced children to drink or ... then perhaps spending such time on legislation would be worthwhile. But the fact is that the men (It does seem that mere men frequent "nude bars" than women) attend. They go, watch wom­ en gyrate and then leave. Does this threaten the welfare of the nation? · Most bars with such entertainment in the Orlando area don1t draw too much attention to themselves. They stay within, the c,onstraints of red light districts such a:s the Orange Blossom Trail area. For the most part, they stay out of sight and out of mind. Perhaps the biggest amount of attention that could. be noted by the non-attending population would be billboards advertising for/with "platinum" blondes. , So what has brought these clubs to the forefront of . - legislation? . Right-wing conservatives are one ~au.se. ~emg pr~­ t;oc1£1'/ l<.6wARVS fJH4T LT VAL)J€5 oc~upied with how others spend their time is a mam past time of right wingers. · So why did the Supreme. Court decide to wa.ste their time on such drainage? Perl].aps the growmg Welcome. to the Terrordol1'.le conservatism on the Col,lrl is getting too strong. Or "Marshall is an inspiring example for all Ameri­ perhaps the lobbyist were really convincing. B~t the cans. He served his country well." - George Bush · Supreme Court certainly did keep the legislation neb- "It's said that if you can't say something good about . ulous. If the state wants to enforce it, then they can. a q.ead person, don't say it. Well, I ~onsider hiI_TI dead." But then again if you don't want to enforce, don't. , -Thurgood Marshall (on the topic of Geo-rge Bush) · Imagine this: an ordinary police station with a "Somewhere there must be a black David Sout- police chief talking to two guys, Larry and Terry. The er"- Gary Bauer, conservative activist · · · 111"11tllli111 police chief tells the two guys to go o~t and find In the words of Chuck D, welcome to the terror­ (And for your enjoyment, a top 10 list of possible offending establishments. dome. We have reached the age of the Wonder bread replacements have been made by myself in conjunc- Larry: "All right boss. Should we check out all the wet dream; a period of flatfoot coercion,· death penal­ . tion ·with the young republicans.) · club~?" Chief: " Yes. Then report back so we can decide ty sentences (quick an' easy, .leaves no sloppy ~ess 10: Willie Horton (George owes him a career}. which one to close down." and ready in 30 minutes) and a rp,ajor focus on pow­ .9. L.A.I~.D. (no exj>lanation needed). ·Terry: "Can we have some petty cash to buy ginger ertic$, the result of operation campaign '92 storm and 8. A Soup Spoon (as it is furthest to the right). ale?" · . a brutally stupid constituency. 7. Lee ,Atwater (whoops, hee hee, that's in bad Chief: ''No, drink water and be sure to watch_wheth­ The United States has just lost perhaps the all­ taste). er the women are wearing cplored pasties or not." time greatest human rights justice in Thurgood Mar­ 6. Collin Powell or .Spike Lee Oet's hope Sununu What a night! Larry and Terry see more T & A shall by resignation. Soop., our Supreme Court shall can't tell them apart). · than they have in months. What a way to spend the change its ideology from the Burger-Brennan-Mar­ 5. Bill Lambeer (big, mean/white, just like Bush tax-payers dollar. Way to go Supreme Court, alright shall perspective to the Rehnquist-O'Connor-Souter likes em'). Florida, let's hear it for America, home of the crazed reigq. . 4. Steven Altman (I hear Rehnquist gives a good and suppressed! "-~ ·The Marshall replacement, for what it's worth, massage). - . II Why not just tax these establishm~nts more? Take· will be a product of the people's will. The people 3. Dan Quayle ("I didn't boot him off the ticket, I more money. Make the degenerate people who go pay wanted Bush in 1988 and also got Souter and whoev­ .gave him a better job"). - more. . . er John Sununu finds grim enough. Ifyou want Bush 2. Any vegetable but broccoli. Trying to stop an entertainment form that has in '92, you'll also have to get used to the quite possi­ 1. Harmonica T or the average joe (the payoff: been around for so long is ludicrous. The only thing ble replacements of aging Harry Blackmun and John George owes him five bucks and doesn't want to pay that will happen i.s that private clubs will ~pring up, Paul Stevens. You will be looking at eight retentive it back). . with private memberships and private dancers. They justices and one moderate in the Supreme Court. .So long, Thurgood, and thanks.for the justice-and, would be like the speakeasys of the 1990s. -Some democracy. Welcome to the Terrordome. operator, may I place a call to Eldridge, please. Looking at a nude body isn't a great offense. On the contrary, it is very natural and beautiful. If no one is getting hurt, then live and·let live. Life is too short to mandate other's interests. • ALTMAN SCREWED UP Traitors .are ·probably saying, Neither prior to nor during the Larry, Terry and all of the other guys would sec­ Editor: "Mr. Altman did nothing wrong, abortion were any pain-killers ond that motion. As a UCF Alumni, I am there is no proof' -yeah right - administered. I was fully conscious. embarrassed by the careless actions do you really believe he will tell the When the suction machine was of Mr. Altman. His stupid, foolish public that he cheated on his wife activated I felt my baby being torn Central Florida Future actions have disgraced the -do you think that a pimp should · from me. Looking down and over I © .1991 Tho C...tal Flottda Future P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, Florida 32816 university, Orlando and his wife. conduct the affairs of the sawwhatapperu:edtometometobe Business Office (407) 823-2601, News Office (407) 823-6397 Mr. Altman, yes Mr. Altman univeristy? · the chunks of my baby mixed with because you no longer deserve the "Maybe ~'Idiot Altman" and blood. fl Editor in Chief title Doctor, maybe it should be "Idiot Marion Barry should look each "I killed my baby!" I screamed. • Jamie Carte Altman." In either case, you screwed other up - since they both love When the counselor told me to be up! Every UCF Alumni in the country hookers more than their wives, like quiet, I fel(very alone and sad. This News Editor Heidi Steiner is humiliated and we deserve an to embarrass their establishments · was not the worst. Sports Editor Jamie Johnson apology for your ignorance - how and are clueless to the meaning of In .the years following, I Opinion Editor Jocelyn Jepson could you have been so stupid? Does the words self:·respectand dignity. experienced deep psychological Confetti/Collage Editor Steven M. Conner your own wife notsatisfyyouenough? problems which resulted in suicidal + Copy Editor J.C. Smith But what's even.worst, are the Scott Palmer .. · depression,nightmaresaboutbabies Photo Editor Charles K. Morrow actions ofstudents, future graduates UCF Al,umni arid fellings of guilt. I was not Art Director . .Brian M. Wente (traitors), bureaucrats an.d .morning the _loss of my ''blob of .. Production Manager Roy J. Fuoco community leaders that attempted • I KILLED MY. B4BY · tissue, "·but rather ofa real baby; my If to defend this sex-crazed maniac. Editor: baby. I wish Planned Parenthood Business Manager Thomas Negron These traitors to the university are The battle about,abortion rages. Office Manager Scott Beaman had told me the truth! the first to down play important What I have to say about the sribject By now the reader may be asking Advertising Manager Vic Kirazian issues, such as civil rights and is valid since I had one in 1980. Ad Production Manager David J. Shoulberg themself, "Isn't this an extreme equality, but these are .the first to Here is what the "right to choose" example of an abortion experience?" Advertising Staff: Armand Cimaroli, Jeff Celebre, ones to stand up for a "pimp." means to me: Planned Parenthood Shelly Fleis, Patrici~ Nasser, Suzy Zuljani Actually no. Mine was a routine Furthermore, these traitors to the said my pregnancy was a "blob of suction abortion. Millions like mine Staff Members: Jennifer Burgess university are too ignorant to see tissue" as easily removed as a wart. have been performed. If abortion is through a cellophane president-A "Sounds harmless," I reasoned, so Opinions expressed in The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or individual good for women, why are 30 percent columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications, Univers ity Admin istration. president that made them feel great I opted for an abortion. The options unable to get pregnant again? or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed, maxhrum of 300 words and i n ~ lude with his "cheese eating smile" and ofadoption or single parentingwere the author's signature, major and phone number. Letters are subject to ed iting for grammar Since when has death become and space and become the property of the newspaper, subject to their publication. The soft voice, while he spent hard never explained. They arranged an good for us? Central Florida Future is a free, non-profit newspaper published twice weekly during the -working tax payer's money on whores appointment for ine at the abortion academic year and weekly during the summer. All meeti ngs of the BOP are open to the publ ic. and hookers throughout the coun~ry. clinic. Karen Sullivan Ables • I

The C~ntra~Flqrida Fu~u~e. ~uiy 31 199~ 7· Bush's scary 'choiCe thing' for Supreme Court . Farewell Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Mar- Perhaps this was best exemplified when former shall. · President Reagan tried t-o seat Judge -Robert Bork. And, now we can all kiss our civil 'liberties goodbye Because of Bork's opinions concerning civil rights, he as well. was hounded and harried to the point that he even­ The precedent has already begun, with the recent tually removed his name from being considered. rubberstamping approval of police search-and-seiZure This was a .Pity because, in spite of what one may ••1111 procedures as well as allowing latitude in police bru­ think of the man's personal views, Judge Bork might branch, pending legislative approval. tality in certain cases. have made one of the finest Supreme Court Justices So much for the system of che_cks·and balances. ~r Of course, cases soon to be on the docket include had he been given the opportunity. H~ was a man Now Bush has named Clarence Thomas to ascen·d more civil rights incidents and the ever-popular abor­ eminently qualified to interpret the U.S. Constitu­ the Supreme Court seat vacated by Marshall. Here is tion issue. tion in a strictly literal sense. a man who, as a member of the U.S. Court of Ap­ With the retirement of-Marshall, the Warren court And 'that, after all, is what the mission . of the peals, received the lowest rating of all incoming mem­ has now turned into a Rehnquist court and, for the . Suprerp.e Court really is supposed to be. bers. He was responsible for allowing many age-dis­ next quarter-century, Americans will see the Supreme Insi;e~d, we ended up with 'Anthony Keruiedy, a criminatibn cases to be. thrown otit of court by merely Court go from an individual-pased voice to a govem­ man appealing to the liberal sensibilities of the Con-· . sitting back and allowing time-limits to run out. ~~al ~~ ' . . gressional panel who then proceeded to become a · . This is the candidate which the president claims is Just what we neeq., another branch of the govern- Reagartite voice rather than· a strict and impartial "the best man for the job.~ ment. . · · inteq)r~ter of the "Law of the Land." · So it looks like what we've got is another Sam That is precisely what. the Supreme Court has be­ Theri, .when President Bush's first turn to appoint Pierce., the token black of the Reagan administration come over the past few decades. Appointees are no a Supi:eme Court justice came up, he resorted to the who allowed corruption at HUD to' become so ram­ longer selected based upon their prior record as a "Ste~th bomber'' method and brought in David Souter. pant that Jack Kemp has spent the better part of his member ofthejudiciaiy but, rather, as-either a politi­ Souter, of course, had no background and, so far, tenure trying to clean the place up. cal expedient or as arbitrator of 'an administration's has had little opinion of his own. But that is what the As I said, kiss your civil liberties goodbye. Along agenda. position ~as become, another arm of the executive with.az:iy semblance of integrity on tpe high court.

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I,,.. O~Y.LEHY. SLIDE f.£1.I:!:::::::::::~~::~: '111 OAh I 'Tl 'E. "fllE. bitter about this business of dying nine years I was feeli~g good that morning. I woke 1 'nw'~ IM TMROWER? early. According to the researchers, a major up to the happy discovery that .not a single ~L \DER. •·~ · reason for this is that left-handers have a lot one of our major home appliances had bro- more accidents than right-handers. I know ,) ken during the night and we still had run- why this is: We read books backward. Really. ning water, which is highly unusual in our When left-handers pick books, they tend to household. Then I·got both.dogs all the way , start reading from the last page ..This saves .... outside without getting the Weewee of Joy us a lot of time with murder mysteries, but on my feet. It looked like it was geing to be a , it's a bad habit when we're reading, say, the great day. . . , . © instructions for operating a barbecue grill, Then, like a foQl, I picked up the newspa- and we begin with "STEP 147: IGNITE GAS." per. You should never pick up a newspaper I myself have always been accident- when you're feeling good, be<;ause every news- prone, especially when l attempt to use tools paper has a special department, called· the designed fo:r right-handed people, the extreme Bummer Desk, which is responsible for dig- example being chain saws, which should not ging up depressing front-page stories with even be legal to sell to left-hanaers. I had one headlines like DOORBELL USE LINKED back dllring the Energy Crisis, when I in- TO LEUKEMIA and OZONE LAYER COM- stalled a wood-burning stove in our fireplace PLETELY GONE OVER YOUR HOUSE. . in an effort to reduce our energy consump- On this parti~ular morning, the story that tion by covering the entire ho:usehold with a punched me right in the eyeballs vyas 4ead- , thick, insulating.layer of soot. Near our hpuse lined: LEFTIES' LIVES SHORTER? STUDY was a larg~ tree, which I realized could sµp- · - ~ SAYS SO. You probably read this. Rese.arch- ply our soot needs for the better part of the © 1991 Tribune Media Services, Inc. • S d J d d d · ers did a study showing that le!t-handed peo- An Rights Reserved wmter. o one ay stro e out an , rawmg ple live an average of NINE YEARS LESS on my skills as an English major, started than right-handed people. This·was very alarming to demic careers sitting with our bodies twisted clock- making strategic .cuts designed to cause the tree to me because I am left-handed, along with 10 percent · wise so we could write on those stupid right-hand- fall away from the house. I even called ·my wife out to of the population, as well ·as many famous historical · only desks. I have this daydream wherein the inven-· watch the tree fall, an'd of.course'those of you who are figures such as Napoleon; Leonardo da Vinci, Sandy tor of.those desks is shipwrecked on a remote island, . familiar with situation -comedies have already fig­ Koufax, Speedy Alka-Sel~e~ and _Flipper. President and . some natives ' come out of the jungle, and he ured out what happened: The tr~e, which was clea,rly Bush is also left-handed, which has raised a trouble- .waves· at them in what he thinks is a friendly man- · right~handed; fell in the EXACT WRONG DIREC­ some constitutional issue because every time he signs ner, unaware that this is the fierce Wagoondie tribe,. TION, chuckling aucliblyall the way·down and iniss­ a bill into law he drags his hand through his signa- and if you wav~ at them with your LEFT hand, they . ing the living room by maybe six inches. ture and messes it up. Nobody knows whether this is treat you like a ·god ', but if you wave at them with My wife, who thought I had PLANNED to have legal. ''This ·doesn't look li;ke a ,signature," observed your RIGHT hand, they play The Happy Snake Game the trees do this, said, 'That was· great!" And I re­ the Supreme Court, in one recent case. 'This looks with your intestines. plied, "Wurg," or words to that effect, because my like somebody killed a spider on the Federal Highway Not that I am bitter. Nor am I bitter about the fact brain was busy trying to get my heart going again. Authorization Act." that I always got bad grades in art class because I Speaking of which: Some scientist think that l~ft- Because of the way we write, most of us lefties go couldn't work the scissors designed for right-handed handed people's brains work completely differently through life with big ink smears on the edges of our · people. On Parents' Night, when all the children's art from right-handed people's brains. I read an article left hands. In fact, when I first saw the newspaper projects were put up for display, mine was the one once that theorized that left-handers are a different article about lefties dJ!ng sooner, I thought maybe that looked as though the paper had been chewed to species from right-handers. Isn't that silly? As if we the cause would be ink absorption. Or maybe it would pieces by shrews. were ALIENS or something. What .nonsense! Planet be related to the fact that we spent our entire aca- Nor am I bitter about the gravy ladles. And if you foolish this over take will we day one. :t ..

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~ on the debut album ..... Cooleyhighharmony. That's right, get ready for the "butt 'Troe Love Boyz 11 Men is the latest group to attempt a rise to stardom under naked butty bless." the guidance of a New Edition/Bell Biv Devoe alumnus. .t 1$ Boyz II Men, Wayna "Squirt" they try reviving their careers rather think of this album as a Morris, 1 7, Michael, "Bass" by bymovinginto another market? genuine but misdirected effort McCary, 19, Shawn "Slim" First Bob Dylan found God. than the hope to cash in on a -;,. Stockman, 18, and Nathan "Alex · PafBenatar Then Linda Ronstadt found new and unsuspecting audience. Vanderpool" Morris, 19, are Nelson Riddle. Now, Pat This is not to say that the managed by New Edition's, Benatar, one of the few female work is totally without merit. Michael Bivins. So get ready for rockers who had "balls" in her Fororie thing, the musicians she's a new dose ofHip Hop, smoothed music, has found the blues. collected here are all first rate. out, on the R&B tip, with a pop •True Love Regrettably, the blues haven't Benatar's husband-producer feel appeal to it. Artist: Pat Benatar found her. Giraldo does another standout The group's voices take turns Producer: Neil Geraldo The album is named ''True job on the lead guitar. The scrubbing the landscapes of Label: Chrysalis Love" and the assumption is that album's two trumpeters, Bob gritty jeepfunk and cutting Benatar has harbored an appre­ Enos and Car-I Querfurth, work through the sweet ozone of cool Why is it that whenever ciation for the blues and now well together and drummer ballads. So do yourself a favor established artists in one genre wants to venture forth into it. and bum rush the doors, of the begin suffering sliding sales, At least, that's the hope. I'd see BENATAR page 10 Sex, Supreme Court meet on the Trail by Nick Conte I tried to restore my shaken macho male CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE image by acting real straight when I exited the store. It's a typical 2 a.m. at Orlando's unofficial As I got into my car, I laughed at my theme park, Orange Blossom Trail. embarrassing mistake, and then I prayed A few cars drag race down the strips none ofmy roommates would spot me leaving narrow track. the "City Lights" parking lot. A lonely street walker rambles by singing A few blocks away sits the Melody Motel, loudly to himself, and a few good 'ole boys an "adult's· only" lodge. What separates the throw beer cans at one another at a 7-11. Melody from the Marriott is the extras. At I guess Jim Morrison was right, people theMarriottyougetaniceroom,outstanding are strange. Especially down on OBT. service and indoor swimming pools. But that's the magic of this place. Yes, At the Melody you can get a room with there are moments on the Trail when you mirrored ceiling, phallic shaped bathtubs might feel safer carrying a hand grenade in and a vibrating bed. (In fact, there were your pocket, but unlike some other big city several vibrating household i terns available.) red light districts, even the most dangerous At the Marriott you have a vast number sections in Orlando are still very tame. of cable channels to watch. At the Melody you What draws people into this neon nightmare? get that plus some adult fantasy networks. Sex, food, and topless dancing. The Melody's daily room rentals vary from Contrary to what Supreme Court Jus­ are down right wholesome, from l· 4 south $45-$70. awas afraid to ask the manager what tice David ·Souter may say about the evils toOakRidgeisstillanEticketatany Fair. extras came with the $70 package.) of topless dancing, "stripping'' has been The first ride you hit is a complex next The next few blocks on the trail are with us for years. _ to the nightclub "City Lights." In the relatively tame. Ethnic foods of varying tastes Although the style and visual presenta­ complex resides a low rent video store. sit next to the road. There's even a Waffle tion of stripping has changed drastically, I went inside the video store to check House for those ofyou who geta strange yen for the '90s dancer still has a strong kinship to out what kind of degraded perversion was a peanut-butterwaffie at four in the afternoon. the nudie dancers of yore. being peddled. The next section of rides on the Trail are "Evil?" Maybe. "A cause of prostitution?" As I walked around the video store, I not for the kiddies. The first two Unsure. Likely to continue? You can al­ realized the only thing being checked out "entertainment clubs" you encounter are ' most bet on it. was yours truly. Iflhadbothered to do any Flashdancer and Covergirls. Both of these Being the concerned hack journalist background on this complex, I would have clubs, I am told by a reliable exotic dance fan, type, I called Washington everyday this learned the obvious. You see, "City Lights" are the minor league farm teams for other week to invite Judge Souter to accompany is a popular gay entertainment center. big name erotic clubs. The clientele at these me on this road to ruin. I guess Davey So this entire complex, including the places are usually balding, middle was busy taking a nap, because I never videotape shop and most of the sweaty management types or rugged men employed received an answer from the old bean. video store customers, were "City Lights" in the construction field Oh heck, I guess I'll have to make this patrons. I tried to remain calm as large, The entertainment at Flashdancer this journey solo. hairy men in the store gave all five foot six evening was a young lady named Tracy So here I am, a man with a mission on of me the once over twice. When I started Topps. Ms. Topps boasts an 80 FF brassiere Orange Blossom Trail. (And away we go!!) having"Deliverance"flashbacks, I decided Although the newer sections of the Trail to make a hasty retreat to my car. see SIN page 10 • •

\ ~ ' , ~ ( l 4 a ; I 4 \ • l. • f ' • -. rt t •' t .. '"' I 1 \ .., 10 The Central Florida Future July 3, 1991 Last 4 people on Earth meet in downtown Orlando Theatre Downtown features Samuel Beckett's unconventional dark comedy 'Endgame' throughout July

8. A. O' Rourke · The cast consists of CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE the lastfourinhabitants of the earth: Hamm, a Samuel Beckett's dark blind, disabled and comedy, "Endgame," is impotent king, Cloy, ' probably the most opposite Hamm's mischievous type of theater to what servant, and Nagg and audiences have been Nell, an old married accustomed to over the last 20 couple who are buried years. to their waists in sand. Beckett, the theater of the The dialogue is absurd' s most famous inexplicable and playwright, died in Paris a repetitive. When little over a year ago. Hamm asks what time In this thoroughly it is, Clov responds unconventional drama, the "zero" in his perfectly grimacing way. The plot, like the dialogue, is left to each individual spectator to decipher its meaning, and yet its uncertainty and frustration is much more appropriate to the current decade than the ... self-assured ~ pyrotechnics of the majority of popular American theater. The acting, by now expected from Theatre Tom Sherohman stars as the blind, disabled and impotent king, Clov, in Samuel Beckett's "Endgame." The­ setting is a one-room cement Downtown productions, atre Downtown is presenting this dark, comedic example of theater of the absurd. basement with two ceiling is superbly evocative windows and one door. Its and convincing. difficult role;·his performance thematically, the end drags a right into the scenery. inhabitants refer to it as being Tom Sherohman,· as the is worth the entire price of the little, but by that time I was in "Something is taking its "down in a hole." There are no blind, whistle-blowing Hamm, ticket. such an absurdly Beckettian course" at the Theatre acts or scenes. beautifully carries · this As it seems fitting trance that I felt like I melded Downtown until July 2·7.

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GUARANTEED SAFEI. here is good, run-ningfrom B.B. the exotic entertainment food different audience. With its King's "Payin' the Cost to be the chain. The claentele at this champaign waitresses and box DON'T DELAY - CALL TODAY Boss" to Albert King's "I Get establishment averaged more seating, the platinum crowd is FREE CONSULTATION Evil." Itis Benatar's voice which tattoos per arm than the upper management types, with NO OBLIGATION presents the major distraction Flashdancer crowd. · more hair and more zeroes on here; it's just not fitted for the The dancer's seem slightly their paystubs. Mosr INSURANCE ACCEPrED blues. mor~ on the homely side, but for The crowd's elite social status makes them think that their Orlando Altamonte While she does a fair job on a $5 fee one can engage in a . 896-3005 682-6366 the openingnumber, "Bloodshot touch orface dance. Since the.re's obnoxiousbehavioriscute. (Watch­ Dr~ Joseph Hou Eyes," it is more in line with a no polite way of expl~ining the inggrown men sticking dollar bills cocktail-lounge act than with last sentence, I am afraid you'll up their nostrils for special · the blues. The stronger offerings have to use your imagination.· attention is not a pretty sight.) here are all of that type, songs Next to Premier :xxx·video BesidestheDollHouseandPure "THE IDEAL ACADEMIC COMMUNITY" such as "Evening" or "So Lo:p.g.)' sits Bourbon Street South, a · Platinum, only Rachels and Club Benatar's voice works well scary little dot on the _Trail's Juana Can lay claim to attracting . WE OFFER 1 & 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS WITH with ballads and the hard­ fantasy map. these upper crust customers. CARPET, DRAPES, CENTRAL AiR/HEAT, WITH ALL Ten miles, two Doll House rockers she used to produce but, Honestly, I cannot tell you . 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DRAFT KARATE In 1981, Pena won a gold Williams said. "He can do what some of the top FROM PAGE 12 medal at the Pan-American FROM PAGE 12 Roberts showed remarkable players in the league can do. Gamesandfrom1979-1981,Pena promise as a freshman at The question is how soon can he was undefeated and helped the reigned as the U.S. champion. also bang on people, run like a deer Louisiana State scoring 21 do them consistently. This is United States to finish in fourth Pena retired in 1984 to go to and get up and block some shots." points and 15 rebounds in the obviously going to present a place which was the highest we school for a degree ili liberal Stanley Roberts, however, second round of the NCAA challenge to all ofus, myself and had ever placed." studies which he will receive in was a controversial pick. Roberts Tournament vs. Georgia Tech. the management." The pinnacle of Pena's career July. flunked out of a promising The only stigma that kept Corchiani, the 36th overall came in 1980 at the World For now however, the school collegiate career at LSU beside Roberts from going in the top pick of the draft, dished out 1, Championships in Spain. this champion chose to attend Shaquille 'O'Neal and crossed ten of this year's draft was his 038 assists on his way into the "I placed fourth and on the stands in danger Qf winning a the- ocean to play with Real continual battle with his weight NCAA record books but there·is way I beat the 1979 world national championship in a sport Madrid in the Spanish League. and self-discipline. some question as to whether he champion," Pena said. it only sparingly recognizes. "He's an enigma wrapped in ''The project will be getting will be able to excel in the big a riddle inside a mystery," his body in shape," Guokas said. leagues due to his size.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BE A RED CROSS VOLUNTEER CAMP The UCF Basketball expectations,"· Dean said. FROM PAGE 12 School came a week after "We had 580 kids on campus the Central Florida over 12 days and every kid • grader at Tuscawilla Middle Basketball Camp, also put left here with a good feeling American school, said. on by Coach Dean in the UCF about basketball and the " ~'Chris, you have a potato cliip Arena. As the camps drew to a university. Hopefully, we've Red.Cross hanging on your shirt," fourth clpse, Dean looked back on come out of here with a -----,----=------=------'-_..:..._---.' grader Jamie Worcester from them with satisfaction; group of young ambassado.rs .• • • • • • • • • • -. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •. • • ..• Red Bug Elementary said. "It went beyond our for UCF." .• . HEADS EAST • 10°/o DISCOUNT WILLIAMS of intensity. We've come away Magic having picked Roberts • HAIRSTYLING· FROM PAGE 12 with a good basketball player." received thunderous 1applause • WITH · . • AD . The Magic have drafted a from the crowd of 5,075 that • STYLE CUT big Australian center, Longley player for a different position attended the Magic Draft Party . • was out and Williams was in. If each year, putting tOgether the . The question of whether • $9.95 the Mavericks did not take possible ensemble of the NBA's Roberts would sign with the • PROFESSIONAL STYLISTS Most Improved Player Scott Magic or go back to a higher APPT. OR WALK IN . Williams, Orlando ·was home • W ALMART CENTER free. · Skiles at point guard and the paying contract in Spain was 282-1754 • 10661 COL. DR. The way the draft played out, Magic's first No. 1 pick Nick put to death by Roberts himself...... · -·· -·...... the Magic got the center in Anderson at shooting guard. In a phone press conference from Roberts they really wanted but They would have a first team his home in Baton Rouge the were afraid to . take. With all-rookie.team memberin small night of the draft, Roberts Williams, they got a player who forward Dennis Scott, Williams seemed ready to make the 0- has the ability and mindset to at power forward and Stanley rena his home. ~~l:;~~GP~,,~ be an all-star in the near future. Roberts at center. "Well, I'm proud to be drafted %:::::::::::::~:::; , Free 10 mrn.ute tans all day Saturday, July 6 .d::m· "Brian's just turned 22 in Pat Williams smiles dreamily by the Magic," Roberts said. "I ..A~~~ss the street from UCF in the University Shoppam:% April,"MagicGM/PresidentPat at the thought of it all. want to sign as quickly as ' Single.visits and ~ackages available Williams said. "We like his "The blueprint is coming possible. I guess I'll have to talent, his size, his incredible together,"Williamssaid. "We've because I. don't w,ant to go back legs; .. he out runs the guards. come· away in three years with to Europe." He's very bright and well Anderson, Scott and Williams." Magic Center Greg Kite be­ [jll·~;t:l·~~-~·;~jaj came a free agent on July 1. educated and he plays with a lot The announcement of the

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The Orlando Magic came away from The Magic pulled off the perfect draft last Thursday nights NBA Draft with lastWednesdaynightandmayhavetwo 650 pounds of basketball brawn and of the top five players in the country to ability that just may catapult them into show for· it. the big-time and on the road to an NBA Going into Draft day, many had put •J championship. Orlando's list of possible players to take The Magic used their 1 Oth round pick with their first pick in the following to grab University of Arizona's star 6- order: New Mexico center Luc Longley, inch 10-foot power forward Brian Arizona's Brian Williams, UNLV Williams. They then went on to pick the defensive expert Stacey Augmon, Temple controversial 7-0former Louisiana State guard Mark Macon and Nebraska center center Stanley Roberts with the 23rd Rich King. f'J pick of the draft. The team's final draft Stanley Roberts fell out of the running pick was the NCAA's all-time assist following a workout with the team the leader Chris Cor~hiani, a 5-11 guard out week before when the Magic felt that his ofN.C. State: lack of discipline made him far too great ''The way the draft fell for us brought Charles K. Morrowit,;l::NTHAL t-LuHIDA F-UTURt: a risk to be taken so high in the draft. The alotofjoytoourcamp,"MaoicPresidentJ Ola d Mag·c Pres·1denVGeneral ManagerPat w1·111·ams and Head Coach Matt Magicdidnotfeelhewouldbearoundfor General Manager Pat Willi~s said. r n ° 1 their 23rd pick. The reason for that joy is not difficult Guokas inform the press of picking Arizona forward Brian Williams with their tenth pick. "We have to feel that a lot of teams ' .., grasp. The Magic leadership went into were talking of taking Roberts at ten," the draft hoping that Williams would and score from the lo~-post but also PatWilliamsalsopointedtothesonof Coach Matt Guokas said. ''While he is still be available when their first pick brings the speed and ball handling singer Gene Wllliams, who led the '50's out on the floor the game comes easy for rolled around. They even looked to abilities to penetrate and shoot mid- . and 60's pop group The Platters, as an · him. The problem is doing it on a Stanley Roberts as a distant· choice if range jumpers. intelligent and mature young man. consistent basis." Williams had been plucked away. ·"He's a very good athlete and has the "He's the kind ofkid who just doesn't The focus fell on Williams after an As the evening rolled along, it became kind of body to be a very active post-up hang out wi.th the basketball crowd," excellent workout and meeting with the evident that the team could get both player,"CoachMattGuokassaid. "Brian Williams said. "He's actually been to an team,buttheMagic'shungerforacenter players and bring two possible future fights hard for position and gets.good art museum. He. kriows that a painting almost led them to grab Longley. NBA all-stars to positions the Magic shots. He has gigantic hands. As Brian hangs on a wall and that a sculpture is When the Minnesota Timberwolves have definite n.eedsin. In Brian Williams, · progresses in the NBA and gets some something you walk around. But he can made it clear that they would take the tne Magic will now have a big forward stronger legs and upper body strength, that can rebound, play defens·e inside he'll be able to play at the center spot." see DRAFT page 11 see WILLIAMS page 11 . B·ball camp teaches tradition by Jamie Johnson were schooled in the basics of defense, lay-ups, ball SPORTS EDITOR handling, shooting and passing while separated into several groups. j • The deafening thunder ofl50 basketballs pounding They were brought back together for exciting events against cement filled the new UCF Arena during the likeaKenLeeksdunkingexhibitionandamotivational 1991 UCF Basketball Schoollast week as over 100 boys talk by Orlando Magic starting center Greg Kite. were drilled and instructed on the basics of the game-. Kite, whosportstwoNBAchampionshipsringsfrom " The camp is organized by UCF basketball coach Joe his years with the Boston Celtics, spoke with a low Dean and featured the instruction of Dean, UCF booming voice but brought a gentle and uplifting word. assistant coaches Tim Thomas and Bret Campbell, ''There's only about 350 players in the NBA so I'm University of Southern California just lucky to be here," Kite said. ~ junior Rodney Chapman, New "Growing up in Houston, it was a , Smyrna High School coach Roy Lee, "We had 580 kids on cam- lofty goal to be a ten year old kid - RollinsCollegeassistantcoachChip wanting to go on to play Morris and several others. pus over 12 days and every basketball in the pros. You have " "It's a little bit of everything at kid left here with a good got to make your dreams these camps," Campbell said. ''You happen." want to educate the kids on feeling about UCF." The day was intermittently "'-. basketball, you want it to be a vecy • Joe Dean interrupted by the coaches positive experience for them and at . leading their young players in the same time you want them to UCF Basketball Coach UCF cheers or chants and Coach have fun." . Dean referrj.ng to the camp as -. The camp serves the obvious purpose of developing the "UCF Country Club." When rain began to pelt the the boys basketball skills and teaching them the Arena roof, Dean quieted the kids and asked them if disciplineinvolvedinaccomplishinganythingofworth . . they could id(:mtify the sound. <',. It also provides UCF with a useful service. ''That's tradition trying to get in," Dean said. ''The revenues from sports camps help benefit 'the The best evaluation of the week came from the kids athletic department and they also supplement coaches themselves who took abreak from their hotdogs during salaries," Dean said. "A big thing with this camp is to lunch to answer a few questions. · get them out on campus, get them to a few games "My mom likes me playing basketball because· it during the season and eventually maybe they'll come _ gives me something to do," Chris Cantrell, a seventh Magic center Greg Kite towers oyer the young basket­ and play for you some day." )' ball players who attended the UCF Basketball School. Camp participants in UCF gold and black shirts see CAMP page 11 Martial artists head to championships without UCF's backing by Jamie Johnson workout in." retirement to attempt to coach the Olympic team. · SPORTS EDITOR The University of Florida and Florida State both Pena, originally from the Dominican Republic, first have martial arts.clubs that are given financial support got into Karate in 1972 because he was looking for a ,1, The UCF Traditional Martial Arts Club will be from the university. The University of Florida sponsors sport that he could excel in regardless of physical size. entering national competition this weekend with a 36 clubs. "I was very little for my age," Pena said. "I didn't chance of making a name for a school that will barely "The way we set it up at FSU was as a non-profit think I was going to grow very much. Then I got int:o ~ ,s even recognize their existence. organization," said Sanghi. Karate and the exercise and all that made me grow up." The 1991 AAU/USAN ationalKarate Championships Both Pena and Sanghi talked of trying to persuade Pena entered competition in 1975 as part of a team will be held at the Twin Towers Hotel in Orlando from Athletic Director Gene McDowell to get help but: that went to El Salvador and competed in the U.S./ -.. July 3-7 with UCF junior Kiran Sanghi and senior McDowell said they are looking in the wrong direction. Caribbean Championships. .'J, Albert Pena competing. "I'm quite sure that this is a student government Encouraged by his success in El Salvador, Pena Sanghi is president, founder and instructor of the function," McDowell said. ''Ther.e's no way the athletic went on to the World Championships in 1977 as part of · clubandhaschampionedthecauseofgaininguniversity department would be involved in that. The first thing the U.S. team. sponsorship to help pay for the expenses that come with they have to do is to go through Student Affairs and get "In 1977, the team only consisted of seven athletes so traveling and entering tournaments across the country. recognized as an official club, then it can get voted on by it was very hard to make it," Pena said. "Our national "What we are trying to do is to get the school to the senate as far as funding will go." team went to the National Championships in Japan. I ~ sponsor us," Sanghi said. "But so far we've had no luck. In the meantime, the focus of the team is on the We're looking for monetary support and use ofrooms to accomplishments of Pena, who has just come out of see KARATE page 11