THURSDAY MORNING, MAY 23

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM 4:30 KATU News This Morning (N) Good Morning America (N) (cc) AM Northwest (cc) The View (cc) (TV14) Live! With Kelly and Michael Win- 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (Cont’d) ners Week. (N) (cc) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 6am (N) (cc) CBS This Morning (N) (cc) Let’s Make a Deal (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Price Is Right (N) (cc) (TVG) The Young and the Restless (N) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 (TV14) NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 Today Giada De Laurentiis; Anne Heche. (N) (cc) The Jeff Probst Show (cc) (TV14) 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) Sit and Be Fit Wild Kratts (cc) Curious George Cat in the Hat Super Why! (cc) Dinosaur Train Sesame Street Telly the Tiebreak- Daniel Tiger’s Sid the Science WordWorld (TVY) Barney & Friends 10/KOPB 10 10 (cc) (TVG) (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVY) er. Block house. (TVY) Neighborhood Kid (cc) (TVY) (TVY) Good Day Oregon-6 (N) Good Day Oregon (N) The 700 Club People find finan- Paid Paid Better (N) (cc) (TVPG) 12/KPTV 12 12 cial health. (N) (cc) (TVG) Portland Public Affairs Operation Smile Free surgery and Through the Bible International Fel- Paid Paid Paid Paid Jane and the Willa’s Wild Life 22/KPXG 5 5 education. (TVG) lowship Dragon (TVY7) (cc) (TVY7) Creflo Dollar (cc) John Hagee Joseph This Is Your Day Believer’s Voice Dean & Mary Life Change Cafe John Bishop TV Behind the Lifestyle Maga- James Robison Marilyn Hickey 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVG) Today (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) of Victory (cc) Brown Scenes (cc) zine (cc) (cc) (TVG) (cc) Eye Opener (N) (cc) The Steve Wilkos Show (cc) (TV14) The Bill Cunningham Show Mothers Jerry Springer Poochie’s man The Steve Wilkos Show (cc) (TV14) 32/KRCW 3 3 on the Edge! (cc) (TV14) cheated with another guy. (TV14) Andrew Wom- We the People The Trisha Goddard Show (cc) Perry Mason (cc) (TVG) America Now (N) Divorce Court Cheaters (cc) Judge Alex (cc) America’s Court Justice for All: 49/KPDX 13 13 mack Gloria Allred (TV14) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) (TVPG) Cristina Pérez Paid Paid Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty Hunter Girl Trou- The Glades Jim must make a Longmire Revenge killings for a CSI: Miami Pro Per. The team A&E 52 181 Hunter (TVPG) Hunter (TVPG) ble. (cc) (TVPG) decision about Callie. (cc) (TV14) rape victim. (cc) (TV14) probes a drive-by shooting. (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Smart People ★★ (‘08) Dennis Quaid. Premiere. A professor deals As Good as It Gets ★★★ (‘97) Jack AMC 71 231 with a new love and an unexpected visitor. ‘R’ (1:34) Nicholson. ‘PG-13’ (2:18) Whale Wars: Viking Shores Friends Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) Meerkat Manor Meerkat Manor Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Love at Gator Boys A baby alligator’s jaw Gator Boys Nuisance alligators; AP 43 130 and Enemies. (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) First Bite. (cc) (TVPG) is taped shut. (cc) (TVPG) danger in a pool. (cc) (TVPG) BET Inspiration (TVG) Paid Moesha Model Moesha Pajama The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) Family Matters Family Matters Lakeview Terrace ★★ (‘08) Samuel BET 56 270 Employee. (TVG) Jam. (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) L. Jackson. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:46) CNN Newsroom Latest on the day’s top news stories with a focus CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 on global news, trends and destinations. (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Daily Show/Jon 9:31 The Colbert It’s Always Sunny 10:31 South Park Comedy Central 11:16 30 Rock (cc) COM 60 190 Stewart Report in Phila. (TV14) Presents (TV14) (TV14) Paid Paid The FAN Pro Disc Golf Ducks Talkin’ Beavers The Game 365 Elise & Jerry CSN 37 77 Paid Paid Paid Life Today With Joyce Meyer Paid I (Almost) Got Away With It Got to FBI: Criminal Pursuit Taken. Fear Unusual Suspects Sidney Reso is DISC 7 120 James Robison Work on a Crab Boat. (TV14) grips a small community. (TV14) kidnapped. (cc) (TV14) Gaspard & Lisa Octonauts (cc) Little Einsteins Chuggington (cc) Mickey Mouse Jake and the Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Doc McStuffins Jake and the Mickey Mouse Octonauts (cc) DISN 41 250 (cc) (TVY) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVY) Clubhouse Pirates Clubhouse Clubhouse (cc) (TVY) Pirates Clubhouse (TVY) Paid Paid She’s Out of My League ★★ (‘10) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. An average The Soup (TV14) The Women ★★ (‘08) Meg Ryan, Annette Bening. Betrayal strains the bond between E! 70 196 Joe lands a gorgeous girlfriend. ‘R’ (1:46) two high-powered women. ‘PG-13’ (1:54) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 3:00 Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (cc) First Take (N) (Live) (cc) First Take (cc) Numbers Never Best of First Take ESPN2 36 74 (Cont’d) Lie (N) (cc) (N) (cc) Joyce Meyer Time of Grace- Boy Meets World Boy Meets World Boy Meets World Boy Meets World 700 Club Special Programming Gilmore Girls Richard asks Logan FAM 39 199 Pastor Jeske (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) about Rory. (cc) (TVPG) America’s Newsroom (N) Happening Now (N) America Live (N) FNC 48 118 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Throwdown, Challenge Demolition Derby Good Eats Bean Unwrapped FOOD 66 164 Bobby Flay Cakes. A cake car demolition. Stalker. Sandwiched. Paid Paid Deep Rising ★ (‘98) Treat Williams, Famke Janssen. Jewel thieves 12 Rounds ★ (‘09) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. An escaped convict kidnaps a cop’s Hitman ★★ (‘07) FX 53 53 face a deadly monster in the South China Sea. ‘R’ (1:46) fiancee. ‘PG-13’ (1:48) ‘R’ (1:33) 3:00 European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, First Round. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) Golf Senior PGA Championship, First Round. (N) (Live) GOLF 33 304 I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Home & Family The ultimate destination for innovative home ideas, HALL 18 240 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) improvements, trends and products. (N) (cc) (TVG) Paid Dig In (cc) (TVG) Good Buy, Bad Outdoor Room w/ Auction Agent Auction Agent Natural Born Sell- Natural Born Sell- Bang for Your Bang for Your Bang for Your Bang for Your HGTV 67 165 Buy? (TVG) Jamie Durie (N) (cc) (N) (cc) ers (TVG) ers (TVG) Buck (TVG) Buck (TVG) Buck (N) (cc) Buck (N) (cc) Paid Paid The Most The stock market Swamp People A new gator sea- Swamp People Terral hunts for a Swamp People New challengers Swamp People Troy enlists the HIST 50 128 crashes in 1929. (cc) (TVG) son begins in Louisiana. (TVPG) massive gator. (cc) (TVPG) are on the swamp. (cc) (TVPG) help of Liz Cavalier. (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid The Balancing Act Designing Spaces New Adv./Old Frasier (cc) Frasier Dark Vic- Frasier (cc) Frasier Shrink Frasier (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) LIFE 69 140 (N) (TVPG) (N) Christine (TVPG) tory. (TVPG) (TVPG) Rap. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TVPG) The Daily Rundown (N) Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) NOW With Alex Wagner (N) Andrea Mitchell Reports (N) News Nation (N) MSNBC 128 103 MTV Jams (TVPG) AMTV Wake and Shake. Music AMTV: 10 on Top Countdown (TVPG) Zach Stone Is Ke$ha: My Crazy Awkward. Guilt Girl Code (TV14) Girl Code (TV14) 11:35 Girl Code MTV 63 210 videos. (TVPG) Gonna Trippin’. (TV14) (TV14) Full House (cc) Full House (cc) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Max & Ruby Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies NICK 40 252 (TVG) (TVG) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVY) (TVG) (TVY) (TVY) The Game 365 Mariners All Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid The Dan Patrick Show (N) ROOT 34 76 Access Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) SPIKE 57 54 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid The Twilight Zone The Twilight Zone In the Spider’s Web ★ (‘07) Lance Henriksen, Jane Perry. A sinister The Hive ★★ (‘08) Tom Wopat, SYFY 59 180 (TVPG) (TVPG) scientist lives with villagers who worship deadly spiders. (cc) Kal Weber. (cc) Married. . . With Married. . . With My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl Fresh Prince of Fresh Prince of Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Fresh Prince of Fresh Prince of Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) Bel-Air Bel-Air House of Payne Bel-Air Bel-Air ment (cc) ment (cc) Sister Wives How things have Baby’s First Day Make Room for A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) I Didn’t Know I I Didn’t Know I Randy to the Rescue New Orleans. TLC 38 139 changed since the move. (TV14) (TVPG) Multiples (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Was Pregnant Was Pregnant (cc) (TVPG) Smallville Salvation. Clark and Charmed Chris Crossed. A Charmed Witchstock. Paige dons Supernatural Sam confronts a Supernatural Tracking a creature Supernatural Bobby faces a deep- TNT 54 51 Zod fight for control. (TVPG) woman from the future. (TVPG) go-go boots. (cc) (TVPG) person from his past. (TV14) in a state park. (cc) (TV14) ly personal case. (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Edge of America Edge of America All You Can Meat All You Can Meat Mysteries at the Museum Unsolved TRAV 65 170 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) Cases Special. (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Murder, She Wrote (cc) (TVG) The Dick Van The Dick Van I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) The Andy Griffith The Andy Griffith TVLND 64 244 Dyke Show Dyke Show (TVG) (TVG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Tu Desayuno Alegre (N) (SS) ¡Despierta América! (N) (SS) La Rosa de Guadalupe (N) (SS) UNI/47 31 16 (TVPG) (TV14) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Body Law & Order: Criminal Intent Lega- Burn Notice Retrieving a weapon Burn Notice Besieged. Michael Burn Notice Hard Out. An extrac- Burn Notice Fiona and Jesse take USA 58 50 in the East River. (TV14) cy. Private-school death. (TV14) from a Serbian mob. (TVPG) and Sam retrieve a boy. (TVPG) tion mission. (cc) (TVPG) a surveillance job. (cc) (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Model Employee Mandalay Bay’s VH1 62 217 shark tank. (TV14) Matlock The Hunting Party. A vet- Matlock The Hunting Party. A vet- In the Heat of the Night Suspect In the Heat of the Night King’s WGN Midday News (N) (cc) Walker, Texas Ranger Kidnappers WGN-A 9 9 eran is framed for murder. (TVPG) eran is framed for murder. (TVPG) may be former cop’s kid. (TVPG) Ransom. (cc) (TVPG) sell women as slaves. (TV14) Renée Fleming: Screwed ★ (‘00) Norm Macdonald. A chauffeur kid- The Grudge ★★ (‘04) , Jason Hard Times: Lost on Long Island (‘11) Ice Age: Continental Drift ★★ (‘12) Voices of Ray HBO 551 401 Masterclass naps his ’s dog for ransom. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:21) Behr. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:30) ‘NR’ (cc) (53) Romano, John Leguizamo. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:27) 5:15 Beyond Borders ★★ (‘03) Angelina Jolie, Clive Bran Nue Dae ★★ (‘09) Rocky McKenzie. A rebel- Buck ★★★ (‘11) Buck Brannaman promotes a non- Angels Crest ★★ (‘11) Thomas Dekker. A child’s SHO 576 366 Owen. ‘R’ (2:07) (Cont’d) lious young man runs away from home. ‘PG-13’ violent way of training horses. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:28) death throws a town into turmoil. ‘R’ (cc) (1:36) 4:20 Reign Over Stranger Than Fiction ★★★ (‘06) . A mentally unstable Looper ★★★ (‘12) Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A mob hit 10:45 Jack and Jill ★ (‘11) . A man STRZ 534 340 Me (‘07) (Cont’d) IRS auditor hears an author’s voice in his head. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:45) man realizes that his target is his older self. ‘R’ (cc) (1:59) dreads a visit from his passive-aggressive twin. ‘PG’ 5:30 The Last of Mrs. Cheyney ★★ 7:15 Voice of the City ★★ (‘29) Willard Mack. A false- 8:45 ★★ (‘30) , Ches- 10:15 The Life of the Party ★★ (‘30) Winnie Light- 11:45 The Office TCM 501 230 (‘29) Norma Shearer. (Cont’d) ly imprisoned man escapes to clear his name. ter Morris. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:23) ner, Irene Delroy. ‘NR’ (1:18) Wife ★★ (‘30) THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 23

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM The Chew (cc) (TVPG) General Hospital (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Ricki Lake Show (N) (cc) The Dr. Oz Show (N) (cc) (TVPG) KATU News First at Four (N) (cc) KATU News at 5 ABC World News 2/KATU 2 2 (TVPG) (N) (cc) KOIN Local 6 at The Bold and the The Talk (N) (cc) (TV14) The Doctors (cc) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (cc) (TV14) KOIN Local 6 at 4 KOIN Local 6 at 5 KOIN Local 6 at 6/KOIN 6 6 Noon (N) (cc) Beautiful (N) (N) (cc) 5:30 (N) (cc) NewsChannel 8 at Who Wants to Be Days of our Lives (N) (cc) (TV14) Katie (cc) (TVPG) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) (cc) Your Four O’Clock News (N) NewsChannel 8 at NBC Nightly News 8/KGW 8 8 Noon (N) a Millionaire (TVG) 5PM (N) (N) (cc) The Donna Dew- New Scandinavian Charlie Rose (N) (cc) (TVG) Clifford the Big Thomas & Friends Martha Speaks Cat in the Hat Arthur (cc) WordGirl (cc) Wild Kratts (cc) The Electric Com- 10/KOPB 10 10 berry Show Cooking Red Dog (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVY7) (TVY) pany (TVY) Rachael Ray Hayden Panettiere; a Steve Harvey (cc) (TVPG) Anderson Live Revenge porn; Judge Judy (cc) Judge Judy (cc) Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (cc) 5 O’Clock News (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 makeover. (cc) (TVG) Hoda Kotb. (cc) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Without a Trace A real-estate Without a Trace A church choir Without a Trace Second Sight. (cc) Without a Trace A small-town Without a Trace Danny’s brother Without a Trace The team search- 22/KPXG 5 5 agent is murdered. (cc) (TV14) member goes missing. (TVPG) (TVPG) teen disappears. (cc) (TV14) is missing. (cc) (TVPG) es for an old man. (TV14) The 700 Club People find finan- John Hagee Max Lucado (cc) Spring Praise-A-Thon Behind the Joel Osteen (cc) 24/KNMT 20 20 cial health. (N) (cc) (TVG) Today (cc) (TVG) Scenes (cc) (TVPG) Jerry Springer Kiss Her Goodbye. Maury May-December relation- The Bill Cunningham Show (cc) Maury The results of paternity American Dad American Dad Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 (cc) (TV14) ships. (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) tests. (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) The People’s Court (N) (cc) (TVPG) Judge Mathis (N) (cc) (TVPG) Judge Joe Brown Judge Joe Brown Cops (cc) Cops Coast to Steve Harvey (cc) (TVPG) Family Feud (N) Family Feud (cc) 49/KPDX 13 13 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Coast. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) CSI: Miami Under the Influence. A Criminal Minds The team must Criminal Minds The Aftermath. The First 48 A man is blud- The First 48 Surveillance footage The First 48 A man is found dead A&E 52 181 woman is hit by a bus. (TV14) profile a bank robber. (TVPG) Critical decision. (cc) (TVPG) geoned to death. (cc) (TV14) may solve a crime. (cc) (TV14) in a field. (cc) (TV14) 11:00 As Good as It Gets ★★★ (‘97) Jack Nicholson. A mean-spirited Stripes ★★ (‘81) Bill Murray, Harold Ramis. A joy ride takes two Army recruits Blazing Saddles ★★★ (‘74) Cleavon Little, Gene AMC 71 231 New York author finds love with a waitress. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) across enemy lines. ‘R’ (cc) (1:45) Wilder. ‘R’ (1:33) Gator Boys Mississippi versus Gator Boys Gatorzilla. A 15-foot Gator Boys Change of scenery Gator Boys Alligator with zombie Gator Boys The boys work to fin- Gator Boys Half-man, half-gator AP 43 130 Florida gators. (cc) (TVPG) gator is too big to handle. (TVPG) for the Gator Boys. (cc) (TVPG) eyes. (cc) (TVPG) ish a gator pit. (cc) (TVPG) creature. (cc) (TVPG) 11:00 Lakeview Terrace ★★ (‘08) Samuel L. Jack- The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) Family Matters Family Matters Family Matters Above the Rim ★★ (‘94) Duane Martin, Leon. Turmoil clouds the life BET 56 270 son, Patrick Wilson. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) of a talented young athlete. ‘R’ (cc) (1:33) 11:00 CNN Newsroom (N) (Cont’d) The Lead With Jake Tapper (N) The Situation Room (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (cc) CNN 44 100 11:47 30 Rock 12:18 30 Rock 12:49 Futurama 1:20 Futurama 1:51 Futurama 2:22 Over Her Dead Body ★★ (‘08) Eva Longoria Parker. A jealous 4:24 Futurama 4:55 Futurama It’s Always Sunny COM 60 190 (TV14) (Cont’d) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) ghost tries to destroy her groom’s new romance. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:35) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) in Phila. Talkin’ Beavers Ducks Paid ’net Impact Talkin’ Beavers Paid The FAN CSN 37 77 (TVG) I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) Cash Cab (cc) Cash Cab (cc) MythBusters The Indianapolis Backyard Oil (cc) Backyard Oil (cc) Backyard Oil (cc) Backyard Oil (cc) Alaska Marshals Searching for DISC 7 120 (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) Motor Speedway. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) fugitives in Alaska. (cc) (TVPG) Little Einsteins Little Einsteins Jake and the Jake and the Beverly Hills Chihuahua ★★ (‘08) Piper Perabo. A 3:40 Jessie (cc) 4:05 Jessie (cc) Jessie Star Jessie (cc) Jessie (cc) DISN 41 250 (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) Pirates Pirates pampered pooch gets lost in Mexico. ‘PG’ (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Wars. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) E! News Sex and the City Sex and the City Sex and the City Sex and the City Nicki Minaj Life and times of the Nick Cannon’s Big Surprise Nick sur- She’s Out of My League ★★ (‘10) E! 70 196 (TVMA) (TVMA) (TVMA) (TVMA) rapper. (TVPG) prises his grandparents. (TV14) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. ‘R’ Outside the Lines College Football NFL Live (N) (Live) (cc) Around the Horn Pardon the Inter- SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) NBA Countdown (N) (Live) ESPN 35 70 (N) (cc) Live (N) (cc) (N) (cc) ruption (N) Best of First Take Dan Le Batard Is SportsNation (N) (Live) (cc) NFL32 (N) (Live) (cc) Pardon the Inter- College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional. (N) (Live) (cc) Soccer ESPN2 36 74 (Cont’d) Questionable ruption (N) Full House (cc) Full House (cc) Full House (cc) Full House (cc) Reba Meet the Reba (cc) Reba (cc) Reba (cc) That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show That ’70s Show FAM 39 199 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Parents. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Hunting. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) Studio B With Shepard Smith (N) Your World With Neil Cavuto (N) (cc) The Five (N) Special Report With Bret Baier (N) The FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (cc) FNC 48 118 (cc) (N) (cc) Paula’s Home Barefoot Con- Cooking With 10 Dollar Dinners Secrets of a Res- 30-Minute Meals Giada at Home Giada at Home Barefoot Con- Barefoot Cont- Paula’s Home Trisha’s Southern FOOD 66 164 Cooking tessa Sandra Lee taurant Chef (TVG) (TVG) tessa essa Bagels. Cooking Kitchen 11:30 Hitman ★★ (‘07) Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Push ★ (‘09) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Rogue psychics battle a covert govern- How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your FX 53 53 Scott. ‘R’ (Cont’d) ment agency. ‘PG-13’ (1:51) Mother (TV14) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) LPGA Tour Golf Pure Silk-Bahamas Classic, First Round. (N Same- PGA Tour Golf GOLF 33 304 (Live) day Tape) Marie (N) (cc) (TVG) Marie Jackée. Actress Jackée dis- The Waltons John-Boy invites Little House on the Prairie The Little House on the Prairie Son has The Brady Bunch The Brady Bunch HALL 18 240 cusses her new role. (cc) (TVG) Gypsies on land. (cc) (TVG) Gift. (cc) (TVPG) no interest in hunting. (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters HGTV Smart Home 2013 (cc) (TVG) Outrageous Backyards Creative Outrageous Rooms Off-the-wall Outrageous Bathrooms Unconven- Outrageous Kitchens Expensive, HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International outdoor spaces. (cc) (TVG) rooms. (cc) (TVG) tional restrooms. (cc) (TVG) unique and bizarre kitchens. (TVG) Swamp People Troy Landry hires Swamp People A hunter’s risky Swamp People A new gator sea- Swamp People Terral hunts for a Swamp People New challengers Swamp People Troy enlists the HIST 50 128 a lady gator hunter. (cc) (TVPG) night scout pays off. (TVPG) son begins in Louisiana. (TVPG) massive gator. (cc) (TVPG) are on the swamp. (cc) (TVPG) help of Liz Cavalier. (cc) (TVPG) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) How I Met Your How I Met Your Grey’s Anatomy Mark is left in a Grey’s Anatomy Derek tries to Wife Swap (cc) (TVPG) Wife Swap (cc) (TVPG) LIFE 69 140 (TVPG) (TVPG) Mother (TV14) Mother (TVPG) compromising position. (TV14) decide how to propose. (TV14) The Cycle (N) Martin Bashir Journalist Martin Hardball With Chris Matthews (N) PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) All In With Chris Hayes (N) MSNBC 128 103 Bashir. (N) (cc) 12:10 The Show 12:45 Ridiculousness Three sea- 1:20 Ridiculous- 1:55 Ridiculous- Ridiculousness 3:05 Ridiculous- 3:40 Ridiculous- 4:15 Ridiculousness Chris Cole; 4:50 Ridiculous- 5:25 Girl Code MTV 63 210 With Vinny sons of guest moments. (TV14) ness (TVPG) ness (TVPG) ness ness (TVPG) “Escape Your Pain.” (TVPG) ness (TVPG) (TV14) Peter Rabbit (cc) Max & Ruby Dora the Explorer Lalaloopsy (N) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- SpongeBob SpongeBob NICK 40 252 (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants Parents (TVY) Parents (cc) Parents (TVY) SquarePants SquarePants 11:00 The Dan Patrick Show (N) (Cont’d) Tennis Champions Series: Anaheim. MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Angels of Anaheim. ROOT 34 76 World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) World’s Wildest Police Videos (cc) Inglourious Basterds ★★★ (‘09) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. Soldiers SPIKE 57 54 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France. ‘R’ (2:32) 11:00 The Hive ★★ (‘08) Tom Vipers ★★ (‘08) Jonathan Scarfe, Claire Rankin. Deadly snakes Anacondas: Trail of Blood (‘09) Crystal Allen, John Rhys-Davies. An Defiance Brothers in Arms. SYFY 59 180 Wopat, Kal Weber. (cc) (Cont’d) escape from a lab and terrorize townspeople. ‘R’ (cc) (1:29) enormous snake spawns into two deadly creatures. According to Jim Everybody Loves American Dad American Dad Wipeout (cc) (TVPG) Everybody Loves Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) The King of TBS 55 52 (TVPG) Raymond (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) Raymond (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) Queens (TVPG) What Not to Wear Lisa. A former A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the TLC 38 139 drag racer turned mother. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Bones A mummified corpse is Bones Brennan and Booth race Bones Remains are found in a Bones The Man in the Fallout Castle Always Buy Retail. Strange Castle High-end home invasions TNT 54 51 found at a club. (cc) (TV14) the clock. (cc) (TV14) refrigerator. (cc) (TV14) Shelter. Quarantined. (cc) (TV14) murder scene. (cc) (TVPG) end in murders. (cc) (TVPG) Mysteries at the Museum Con- Mysteries at the Museum Deadli- Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Extreme Pig Outs Giant burgers; Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food (cc) TRAV 65 170 spiracies. (cc) (TVPG) est. (cc) (TVPG) Jamaica. (cc) (TVPG) huge pizza. (cc) (TVG) The Philippines. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Gunsmoke (TVPG) Gunsmoke (TVPG) Bonanza (TVPG) Bonanza (TVPG) Bonanza (TVPG) M*A*S*H (cc) M*A*S*H (cc) TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (TVPG) Hoy Revista de entretenimiento y estilo de vida. (SS) Cuidado con el Ángel (N) (SS) Soy Tu Dueña (N) (SS) (TV14) El Gordo y la Flaca (N) (SS) (TVPG) Primer Impacto (N) (SS) UNI/47 31 16 (TV14) Burn Notice Michael goes under- NCIS Eye Spy. A satellite special- NCIS Reveille. Gibbs comes face NCIS Heart Break. Navy com- NCIS Bikini Wax. A petty officer NCIS SWAK. Biohazard isolation. USA 58 50 cover with hijackers. (cc) (TVPG) ist sees a murder. (cc) (TVPG) to face with Ari. (cc) (TVPG) mander’s death. (cc) (TVPG) is found dead. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) I’m Married to A. . . (TV14) 40 Greatest Feuds Opinions on 40 Greatest Feuds Opinions on T.I. and Tiny: Fam- Waiting to Exhale ★★★ (‘95) Whitney Houston, Angela Bassett. Four Phoenix women VH1 62 217 recent celebrity battles. (TV14) recent celebrity battles. (TV14) ily Hustle bond while pursuing romance. ‘R’ (2:01) Walker, Texas Ranger Alex and Walker, Texas Ranger Brothers In Law & Order: Criminal Intent Pas- America’s Funniest Home Videos How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your WGN-A 9 9 Trivette are abducted. (TV14) Arms. Trivette’s brother. (TV14) sion. (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) In Time ★★ (‘11) Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried. Time is the 2:15 Inside Out: The People’s Art Project (‘13) People 3:25 Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted ★★ (‘12) Ice Age: Continental Drift ★★ (‘12) HBO 551 401 currency in a world where people no longer age. ‘PG-13’ (cc) hang portraits for a global art project. ‘NR’ (cc) Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock. ‘PG’ (cc) Voices of Ray Romano. ‘PG’ 12:15 Always ★★★ (‘89) Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter. A firefighter’s ghost returns My Father, the Hero ★★ (‘94) Gérard Depardieu, Messages Deleted (‘09) Matthew Lillard. A student 5:35 Broken SHO 576 366 to guide a rookie pilot. ‘PG’ (cc) (2:02) Katherine Heigl. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:30) forces a screenwriting teacher to enact a story. ‘NR’ Flowers ★★ 10:45 Jack and 12:25 The Jackal ★★ (‘97) Bruce Willis, Richard Gere. An impris- 2:45 Bad Teacher ★★ (‘11) Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake. Two 4:20 Practical Magic ★★ (‘98) Sandra Bullock, STRZ 534 340 Jill ★ (Cont’d) oned Irishman accepts an offer to nab an assassin. ‘R’ (cc) (2:04) teachers vie for the affections of a rich substitute. ‘R’ (cc) (1:32) Nicole Kidman. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:45) 11:45 The Office Wife ★★ (‘30) Kept Husbands ★ (‘31) Dorothy Mackaill. A former ★★ (‘31) Wallace Beery. Bootleggers Complicated Women Pre-1930 Safety Last ★★★ (‘23) Harold TCM 501 230 Dorothy Mackaill. ‘NR’ (Cont’d) college football hero marries the boss’s daughter. fight each other for control of the city. ‘NR’ freedom. (cc) Lloyd, Mildred Davis. ‘NR’ (1:14) THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 23

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM KATU News at 6 (N) (cc) Jeopardy! (N) Wheel of Fortune Wipeout Family members tackle Motive A teen is killed in a hit- 10:01 Rookie Blue Surprises. Nick KATU News at 11 11:35 Jimmy Kim- 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVG) obstacles. (N) (cc) (TVPG) and-run. (N) (cc) (TV14) and Andy go missing. (N) (TVPG) (N) (cc) mel Live (N) KOIN Local 6 at 6 CBS Evening Entertainment Extra (N) (cc) The Big Bang 8:31 Two and a 9:01 Person of Interest Protecting 10:01 Elementary Joan is unsure KOIN Local 6 at 11 Late Show W/Let- 6/KOIN 6 6 (N) (cc) News/Pelley Tonight (N) (TVPG) Theory (TV14) Half Men (TV14) a brilliant surgeon. (cc) (TV14) about leaving Sherlock. (TV14) (N) (cc) terman NewsChannel 8 at NewsChannel 8 at Live at 7 (N) (cc) Inside Edition (N) Save Me (N) (cc) Save Me (N) (cc) The Office (cc) 9:31 Parks and 10:01 Hannibal Jack and Alana NewsChannel 8 at Tonight Show 8/KGW 8 8 6PM (N) 6:30PM (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Recreation question Abigail. (N) (TV14) 11 (N) (cc) With Jay Leno Expeditions With Nightly Business PBS NewsHour (N) (cc) Oregon Art Beat Oregon Field Doc Martin Bert Large has finan- The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes History Detectives A rare Civil 10/KOPB 10 10 Patrick Report (N) (cc) (TVG) Guide (TVG) cial trouble. (cc) (TVPG) The Final Problem. (TVG) War photograph. (cc) (TVPG) 6 O’Clock News (N) Access Hollywood TMZ (N) (cc) Hell’s Kitchen The chefs create Does Someone Have to Go? VMS, 10 O’Clock News (N) 11 O’Clock News Everybody Loves 12/KPTV 12 12 (N) (cc) (TVPG) ethnic dishes. (N) (TV14) Part 1. (N) (cc) (TV14) (N) Raymond Without a Trace Missing woman Without a Trace Gunfire seriously Criminal Minds Corazon. Bizarre, Criminal Minds Pursuing two lov- Criminal Minds Unusual murders House A man collapses after sav- 22/KPXG 5 5 has criminal ties. (cc) (TV14) wounds Martin. (cc) (TV14) ritualistic murders. (cc) (TV14) ers on a killing spree. (TV14) in Los Angeles. (cc) (TV14) ing a stranger. (cc) (TV14) Joseph Prince Brian Houston at Praise the Lord (cc) (TVY) Live From Holy Turning Point (cc) IBA News (cc) Creflo Dollar (cc) Spring Praise-A-Thon 24/KNMT 20 20 (cc) (TVG) Hillsong TV Land (TVG) (TVG) Two and a Half Two and a Half Seinfeld The Seinfeld (cc) The Vampire Diaries Elena faces a Beauty and the Beast Pilot. (cc) News Channel 8 How I Met Your How I Met Your 30 Rock (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 Men (TV14) Men (TVPG) Finale. (TVPG) (TVPG) terrible transition. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) (TV14) Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- The Big Bang The Big Bang FOX 12’s 8 O’Clock News on PDX-TV White Collar Neal is unknowingly White Collar In the Red. An inter- The Office (cc) 49/KPDX 13 13 ment (cc) ment (cc) Theory (TV14) Theory (TVPG) (N) hired to kill. (cc) (TVPG) national adoption lawyer. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) The First 48 Shooting victim’s 911 The First 48 A dice game leaves a The First 48 Slayings in Cleve- The First 48 Down in Overtown; The First 48 Two Dallas men are 11:01 The First 48 Police probe a A&E 52 181 call holds clues. (cc) (TV14) bystander dead. (cc) (TV14) land and Miami. (cc) (TV14) Breaking Point. (cc) (TV14) gunned down. (cc) (TV14) fatal shooting on a bus. (TV14) 4:30 Blazing O Brother, Where Art Thou? ★★★ (‘00) George Clooney, John Turturro. Three Showville Holland, Michigan. Small Town Secu- Small Town Secu- Showville Holland, Michigan. AMC 71 231 Saddles (Cont’d) escaped convicts embark on an unusual odyssey. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:46) Michigan locals. (N) (cc) rity (N) (TV14) rity (TV14) Michigan locals. (cc) Gator Boys A photo shoot takes a Gator Boys A giant alligator Swimming With Monsters Ana- Swimming With Monsters Hippo. River Monsters: Unhooked (N) Swimming With Monsters Hippo. AP 43 130 dangerous turn. (cc) (TVPG) attacks Tre. (cc) (TVPG) conda. (N) (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live Top 10 Countdown. (N) All About the Benjamins ★★ (‘02) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. A bounty hunter and his prey Waist Deep ★ (‘06) Tyrese Gibson, Meagan Good. A man’s son is BET 56 270 (cc) (TVPG) get mixed up in a diamond scam. ‘R’ (cc) (1:38) inside his hijacked car. ‘R’ (cc) (1:37) Piers Morgan Live Interviews Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live Interviews Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) Erin Burnett OutFront CNN 44 100 newsmakers and celebrities. (N) newsmakers and celebrities. 5:56 South Park 6:27 Tosh.0 (cc) 6:57 The Colbert Daily Show/Jon 7:58 Futurama 8:29 Futurama 8:59 Tosh.0 (cc) Tosh.0 (cc) It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show/Jon 11:31 The Colbert COM 60 190 (TV14) (Cont’d) (TV14) Report Stewart (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) in Phila. in Phila. Stewart Report (N) Outdoor GPS Talkin’ Beavers Ducks Summer Dew Tour The FAN The Dan Patrick Show Talkin Ball CSN 37 77 Alaska: The Last Frontier The Alaska: The Last Frontier Fall Feast. Alaska: The Last Frontier Exposed Buying Alaska Buying Alaska Property Wars Property Wars Buying Alaska Buying Alaska DISC 7 120 bears of “Terrible Island.” (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) (N) (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) Wipe Out. (N) (N) (cc) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Good Luck Char- Jessie Toy Con. A.N.T. Farm (cc) Shake It Up! (cc) The Princess and the Frog ★★★ (‘09) Voices of 9:45 Fish Hooks 10:15 Phineas and Dog With a Blog A.N.T. Farm (cc) Jessie (cc) DISN 41 250 lie (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. ‘G’ (cc) (1:35) (cc) (TVG) Ferb (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) 5:00 She’s Out of My League ★★ E! News (N) The Soup (TV14) Married to Jonas Fever Pitch ★★ (‘05) , Jimmy Fallon. A woman Chelsea Lately E! News E! 70 196 (‘10) Jay Baruchel. (Cont’d) (TVPG) falls in love with a die-hard baseball fan. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) (N) NBA Basketball Conference Final. (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 5:30 Soccer International Friendly: Chelsea vs. College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional. (N) (Live) (cc) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (cc) NASCAR Now (N) NFL Live (cc) ESPN2 36 74 Manchester City. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) (cc) Melissa & Joey Burlesque ★★ (‘10) Cher, Christina Aguilera. A small-town gal finds her niche at a Coyote Ugly ★ (‘00) Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia. A struggling song- The 700 Club People find finan- FAM 39 199 (cc) (TV14) neoburlesque club. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) writer cuts loose in a rowdy New York bar. ‘PG-13’ (1:40) cial health. (cc) (TVG) Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Sus- The O’Reilly Factor (cc) Hannity On the Record With Greta Van Sus- The Five FNC 48 118 teren (N) (cc) teren (cc) Chopped Get It Together! Canned Sweet Genius Dark Genius. Spicy Chopped Chocolate Challenge. A Chopped Amazing Amateurs. A Giving You the Business Managers Iron Chef America Ree Drummond FOOD 66 164 fruit and a seafood delicacy. hot candy and a rare fruit. romantic gift as the centerpiece. sea creature; a tuber; crackers. at 16 Handles are tested. (N) and Trisha Yearwood judge. Two and a Half Two and a Half Anger Manage- The Roommate ★ (‘11) Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly. Premiere. A Anger Manage- Two and a Half Two and a Half Totally Biased- Totally Biased- FX 53 53 Men (TV14) Men (TV14) ment (TV14) college student’s roommate has a sinister side. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) ment (N) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Kamau Bell Kamau Bell 5:30 PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. (Cont’d) Golf Central (N) 19th Hole (N) Golf Senior PGA Championship, First Round. GOLF 33 304 (Live) The Brady Bunch The Brady Bunch The Brady Bunch The Brady Bunch Frasier Hooping Frasier Docu. Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier Daphne Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) HALL 18 240 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Cranes. (TVPG) Drama. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Returns. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Amazing Water Homes Homes with House Hunters House Hunters Fixer Upper (N) (cc) (TVG) Rehab Addict (cc) Rehab Addict (cc) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV 67 165 creative water features. (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (N) (cc) International (N) (cc) (TVG) International Swamp People Troy Landry hires Swamp People A hunter’s risky Swamp People Deadly Duo. Part- Swamp People (N) (cc) (TVPG) Pawn Stars (cc) 10:31 Pawn Stars 11:02 America’s Book of Secrets HIST 50 128 a lady gator hunter. (cc) (TVPG) night scout pays off. (TVPG) nerships are broken up. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) The Mafia Files. (cc) (TVPG) Because I Said So ★ (‘07) Diane Keaton. A meddlesome woman Bride Wars ★ (‘09) Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway. Weddings sched- My Best Friend’s Wedding ★★★ (‘97) Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. LIFE 69 140 tries to find the perfect man for her daughter. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:49) uled the same day turn best friends into enemies. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:30) A food critic seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials. ‘PG-13’ The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence All In With Chris Hayes The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word With Lawrence Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) MSNBC 128 103 O’Donnell (N) O’Donnell Girl Get Your Disaster Date True Life The Real World Anastasia’s boy- The Show With The Show With The Show With Zach Stone Is The Show With The Show With MTV 63 210 Mind Right (N) (TVPG) friend visits. (cc) (TV14) Vinny (TVPG) Vinny (TVPG) Vinny (N) Gonna Vinny (TVPG) Vinny (TVPG) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Drake & Josh (cc) Big Time Rush Wendell & Vinnie Full House Sea Full House (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) Friends (cc) 11:33 Friends (cc) NICK 40 252 SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants (TVY7) (N) (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVPG) Cruise. (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Mariners All UFC Reloaded UFC 145: Jones vs. Evans. UFC Unleashed (TVPG) UFC Ultimate ROOT 34 76 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Access Insider 4:00 Inglourious Basterds ★★★ (‘09) Brad Pitt. Soldiers seek Nazi iMPACT Wrestling (N) (cc) (TV14) Pitch Black ★★ (‘00) Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel. Vicious creatures SPIKE 57 54 scalps in German-occupied France. ‘R’ (Cont’d) stalk the survivors of a spaceship crash. ‘R’ (1:48) Warehouse 13 Artie is introduced Rise of the Dinosaurs (‘13) Gary Stretch, Corin Nemec. Soldiers Godzilla ★★ (‘98) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a SYFY 59 180 to Abigail Chow. (cc) battle an army of dinosaurs in a remote jungle. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:23) giant mutated lizard. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:18) The King of Seinfeld The Seinfeld The Seinfeld (cc) Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) The Big Bang The Big Bang Men at Work (N) The Big Bang Conan Vin Diesel; Steve Schir- TBS 55 52 Queens (TVPG) Barber. (TVG) Voice. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) (TV14) Theory (TVPG) ripa. (N) (cc) (TV14) Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Four Weddings Welcomed by the Four Weddings Crystal has an ice Four Weddings Welcomed by the TLC 38 139 Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Dress (TVPG) Harlem Shake. (N) (cc) (TVPG) cream truck. (N) (cc) (TVPG) Harlem Shake. (cc) (TVPG) Castle Ghosts. Woman is Castle Little Girl Lost. Castle com- Castle A plastic surgeon is bru- Castle A dead man is tangled in Castle The Double Down. Castle CSI: NY Cuckoo’s Nest. The Com- TNT 54 51 drowned in motor oil. (TVPG) petes with Beckett’s ex. (TVPG) tally murdered. (TVPG) tree limbs. (cc) (TVPG) bets with Esposito. (TVPG) pass Killer’s third victim. (TV14) Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Mysteries at the Museum A pre- Monumental Mysteries A memorial Faked Out (N) Faked Out (N) Mysteries at the Museum Don exam- TRAV 65 170 Appalachia. (cc) (TVPG) Baseball. (TVG) Brooklyn. (TVG) served monster head. (TVPG) to the dog. (N) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) ines a miniature head. (TVPG) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves The King of The King of TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) La Casa de la Risa Noticiero Uni- Corazón Indomable (N) (SS) (TV14) Porque el Amor Manda (N) (SS) Amores Verdaderos (N) (SS) Qué Bonito Amor (N) (SS) (TV14) Primer Impacto Noticiero Uni- UNI/47 31 16 (TV14) visión (N) (SS) (TV14) (TV14) Extra (N) (SS) visión: Edic NCIS Mind Games. A serial killer NCIS Searching for a Marine in NCIS Up in Smoke. A terrorist NCIS The NCIS faces devastating NCIS A seaman’s death may be Psych Shawn and Gus suspect a USA 58 50 withholds information. (TVPG) Colombia. (cc) (TVPG) targeting the Navy. (TVPG) surprises. (cc) (TV14) one in a series. (TVPG) plastic surgeon. (TVPG) Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Mimi cel- Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Drew Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Dinner Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta (TV14) Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Rasheeda Master of the Mix Bend the Ten. VH1 62 217 ebrates new beginnings. (TV14) needs Traci’s help. (TV14) Beef. (TV14) gets big news. (TV14) The competition heats up. (TVPG) How I Met Your How I Met Your WGN News at Amer. Funniest America’s Funniest Home Videos Rules of Engage- Rules of Engage- 30 Rock (cc) Scrubs (cc) 30 Rock (cc) It’s Always Sunny WGN-A 9 9 Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) Nine (N) (cc) Home Videos (cc) (TVPG) ment (cc) ment (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) in Phila. Ice Age: Conti- REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel In Time ★★ (‘11) Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried. Time is the Game of Thrones A wedding is Veep Andrew. Taxicab Confessions: New York, New HBO 551 401 nental Drift (‘12) (cc) (TVPG) currency in a world where people no longer age. ‘PG-13’ (cc) held at King’s Landing. (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) York Part 2 (cc) (TVMA) 5:35 Broken Flowers ★★ (‘05) Bill Murray. A bach- The School of Rock ★★★ (‘03) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. An unem- Last Days Here ★★★ (‘11) Premiere. Bobby Liebling Gigolos (N) (cc) The Borgias Rel- SHO 576 366 elor tries to find out if he fathered a son. (Cont’d) ployed guitarist poses as a teacher. ‘PG-13’ (1:48) battles decades of addiction to drugs. ‘NR’ (TVMA) ics. (TVMA) 6:05 Finding Nemo ★★★ (‘03) Voices of Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGe- 7:50 Jack and Jill ★ (‘11) Adam Sandler. A man 9:25 Bad Teacher ★★ (‘11) Cameron Diaz. Two teach- Da Vinci’s Demons Leonardo STRZ 534 340 neres. Animated. A clown fish searches for his missing son. ‘G’ (cc) dreads a visit from his passive-aggressive twin. ‘PG’ ers vie for the affections of a rich substitute. encounters Vlad Dracula. (TVMA) 5:00 Safety Last Lonesome Luke 6:56 Bashful 7:22 A Gasoline The Freshman ★★★ (‘25) Harold Lloyd. Silent. A Next Aisle Over 10:08 The Mara- 10:21 Spring Fever (Premiere) Silent. Nice weath- TCM 501 230 ★★★ (Cont’d) (Premiere) Wedding college nerd wins a big football game. ‘NR’ (1:10) (Premiere) thon (Premiere) er distracts an office worker from his job. THURSDAY LATE NIGHT, MAY 23

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM Jimmy Kimmel 12:37 Nightline 1:07 Paid 1:37 Paid 2:07 ABC World News Now (N) (cc) America This KATU News This Morning (N) (cc) 2/KATU 2 2 Live (TV14) (N) (cc) Morning (N) Late Show W/Let- 12:37 The Late Late Show With Craig 1:37 omg! Insider 2:07 Paid 2:37 Up to the Minute (N) CBS Morning KOIN Local 6 at 5am (N) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 terman Ferguson (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) News (N) (cc) Tonight Show 12:36 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call With 2:05 Today (cc) (TVPG) Mad Money Early Today (N) News 8 at 4:30 NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 5:00 8/KGW 8 8 With Jay Leno (N) (cc) (TV14) Carson Daly (cc) (TVG) AM (N) (cc) PBS NewsHour (cc) Nature The White Lions. Two NOVA Predicting and tracking Secrets of the Dead A U.S. bomber Intelligence Squared Whether sci- Nightly Business BBC World News 10/KOPB 10 10 white lion cubs grow up. (TVPG) solar storms. (cc) (TVG) crew is rescued. (TVPG) ence and religion coexist. (TVG) Report (TVG) Everybody Loves 12:35 Frasier (cc) 1:05 According to 1:35 ’Til Death 2:05 Frasier (cc) 2:35 South Park 3:05 Dish Nation 3:35 Paid Cops (cc) Good Day Oregon Good Day Oregon-5 (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 Raymond (TVPG) Jim (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) 4:30 (N) House Two men exhibit the same House Cuddy’s mom is admitted House House discovers Wilson’s Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting 22/KPXG 5 5 odd symptoms. (cc) (TV14) to the hospital. (cc) (TV14) new companion. (cc) (TV14) 11:00 Spring Praise-A-Thon (Cont’d) Behind the Ancient Secrets Ron Luce Andrew Wom- The Cross (cc) Kerry Shook Min- Jesse Duplantis Joyce Meyer 24/KNMT 20 20 Scenes (cc) of the Bible mack istries (TVG) (cc) (TVG) 30 Rock (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) King of the Hill That ’70s Show Paid Paid Paid Jerry Springer Jerry has a hot 32/KRCW 3 3 (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) tub set up on stage. (cc) (TV14) The Office (cc) Dish Nation (N) The King of Excused (cc) Baggage (cc) It’s Always Sunny Scrubs (cc) New Adv./Old America’s Funniest Home Videos Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG) 49/KPDX 13 13 (TV14) (cc) (TV14) Queens (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) in Phila. (TV14) Christine Mishaps in the snow. (TVPG) 12:01 The First 48 Slayings in 1:01 The First 48 Down in Over- 2:01 The First 48 Two Dallas men 3:02 The First 48 Police probe a 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 Cleveland and Miami. (TV14) town; Breaking Point. (TV14) are gunned down. (cc) (TV14) fatal shooting on a bus. (TV14) Small Town Secu- Small Town Secu- Showville Holland, Michigan. Small Town Secu- Small Town Secu- Galaxy Quest ★★★ (‘99) Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver. Aliens kid- 5:15 Small Town 5:45 The Three AMC 71 231 rity (TV14) rity (TV14) Michigan locals. (cc) rity (TV14) rity (TV14) nap actors from an old sci-fi TV series. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:44) Security Stooges (TVG) River Monsters: Unhooked (TVPG) Swimming With Monsters Ana- Gator Boys A giant alligator Swimming With Monsters Ana- Freak Encounters Lost Tapes Weird, True & Weird, True & AP 43 130 conda. (TVPG) attacks Tre. (cc) (TVPG) conda. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Freaky (TV14) Freaky (TVPG) 12:05 The Wendy Williams Show 1:05 Animal ★★ (‘05) Ving Rhames, Jim Brown. A brutal convict undergoes a radi- Comic View: One BET Inspiration (TVG) Paid BET 56 270 Peeples. 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A food critic 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid LIFE 69 140 scheduled the same day turn best friends into enemies. ‘PG’ (cc) seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials. ‘PG-13’ (1:45) All In With Chris Hayes The Rachel Maddow Show First Look (N) Way Too Early (N) Morning Joe (N) MSNBC 128 103 Girl Code (TV14) Girl Code (TV14) The Real World Anastasia’s boy- True Life Clubland (TVPG) AMTV Rise and Grind. Music vid- AMTV Killer Collaborations. MTV 63 210 friend visits. (cc) (TV14) eos. (TVPG) Music videos. (TVPG) 12:06 Friends 12:39 Friends 1:12 George Lopez 1:45 George Lopez A meeting will 2:18 George 2:51 George 3:24 My Wife and 3:57 My Wife and 4:28 Yes, Dear 4:59 Yes, Dear Full House Sea NICK 40 252 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) change George’s life. (TVPG) Lopez (TVPG) Lopez (TVPG) Kids Pilot. Kids (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) Cruise. (TVG) Poker After Dark Cash Game 50K UFC Reloaded UFC 145: Jones vs. Evans. Planet X Square Planet X Square The Dan Patrick Show ROOT 34 76 - Part 4. 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