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news Looking for brain games? The Antelope now includes both a Koziol wins Best Warrior event crossword & word jumble! Koziol counts his family, N.G. sponsor Sgt. Kurt Ruh, team is not something that happens very before starting classes at UNK in the often.” spring of 2014. Koziol is an infantryman the antelope Volume 118, Issue 1 | 08.31.16 | www.unkantelope.com leader as biggest supporters during competitions Koziol dreamed of joining and parachutist with Charlie Company, the military to follow in the footsteps 1-134 Long Range Surveillance in Beatrice. of family members. He earned his sergeant’s stripes earlier this “I’ve always been very patriotic. spring and has 10 parachute jumps to his I love my country. I’ve had a lot of credit. WINNERS DIVE IN FOR SKYDIVING PRIZE family members who were in the “Initially, I thought about doing active military,” he said. “I just wanted to duty. But I wanted to go to school, so I take my turn and serve my country.” chose the guard,” he said. “I just knew I Growing up, Koziol spent time wanted to train as hard as I could and be at Fort Knox in Kentucky visiting an the best soldier I could be.” uncle who served in the military. Koziol competed in the National “As a young kid that inspired Guard’s Best Warrior competition at the me,” he said. state level at the Greenlief Training Site in After graduating from high Hastings in April, regional level at Nickell school in 2013, Koziol attended Barracks Training Site in Salina, Kan., in infantry school and airborne school May and national level at Camp Edwards Military Base in Buzzards Bay, Mass., in June. Koziol counts his family, National Guard sponsor Sgt. Kurt Ruh and team leader as his biggest supporters during the competitions. Photo Courtesy U.S. Army After he graduates from UNK, Koziol Army Sgt. Calvin Koziol, an Infantryman with Charlie Company, 1-134th Cavalry wants to be a physical therapist. Squadron, Nebraska Army National Guard, negotiates through the obstacle course in the “I like being able to serve the country 2016 Army National Guard Best Warrior Competition at Camp Edwards on Joint Base and have a civilian tie as well,” Kozial Cape Cod. said. “There’s pretty good camaraderie in your unit and you train for inevitable, SARA GIBONEY junior exercise major at the University of but you also have your civilian career. UNK Communications Nebraska at Kearney. “It’s rapid fire. You’ve Photo by Todd Rundstrom You can go to school and you have your got to be mentally prepared for that.” ABOVE: Eating cupcakes surrounded by the cheering crowd at Destination Downtown Aug. 25, Brady Przymus, a Columbus family life.” The Army National Guard Best Koziol competed against six others freshman from Randall Hall and Cody Mueller, a Mitchell freshman from Mantor Hall, wait for the winning results, and display their Warrior Competition stresses competitors in the national competition. The physical prize: two skydiving tickets. On the putting green in front of Shopping Tripps, students played for gift baskets. International student physically and mentally. events came naturally to Koziol. A former Photo Courtesy U.S. Army freshmen from South Korea Yongjun Kang from CTE (gray sweater and dark gray pants) and Han Bit Kim, (UNK sweatshirt and A grueling three-day test of military high school cross country runner and Koziol was named the 2016 Army shorts) joined the community celebration. skills, its lineup of events includes a 14- baseball player, he has continued to make National Guard Soldier of the Year at the end of the competition, which tested mile road march carrying a 50-pound ruck physical fitness a priority. competitors on a variety of tactical sack, 5-mile run, battle drills, weapons “It’s a pretty surreal feeling. and technical skills over a test, land navigation, interviews, first aid It’s a humbling feeling to know Sunday 8/28 Monday 8/29 Tuesday 8/30 Thursday 8/25 Friday 8/26 Saturday 8/27 physically and mentally casualty care, essay writing and more. that you’re called the best demanding three Horray! in the nation,” he said. Calvin Koziol mastered them all, days. winning the competition in June to “I received a lot of Hmm... become the National Guard Soldier of support throughout Horrible. the Year. Koziol, 21, of Albion, is the first the whole process. Nebraska National Guard soldier to win To bring the competition, hosted in Massachusetts. something “The most challenging part of the like that back competition was the mental tasks, like the home to a board questions. You never know what little town LBGT homeless shelter they’re going to ask you, so you have to like Albion, Beyonce walks away from Gene Wilder passes Ryan Lochte confirmed Italy in aftermath of 6.2 King penguin is ; Soldier of the Year awards with 8 VMA's away at age 83 as DWTS season 23 earthquake that struck knighted by King of to open early 2017 be on top of your game,” said Koziol, a Nebraska, contestant Wednesday Norway thanks to estate fund from Bea Arthur THE WEEK IN REVIEW

by Madeline Maloley 8 August 31, 2016 the antelope by Savanna Kiesel entertainment news Shining some light on new tanning Nursing student sees danger of fake bake while More than 28 million Americans estimated to use tanning beds. other indoor tanners Proponents say indoor tanning is safer than tanning outdoors. oppose more goverment $ Dermatoligists say NO to excessive tanning. regulation CDC study concluded on average indoor tanners go about every $ other week. KATTIE SADD The total U.S. market for tanning exceeds $9 billion per year, LOVE THE The Antelope Staff and does not include the $3 billion tanning products market. Tanners say constant legislative hammering is decreasing At the end of 2015, the FDA was $ contemplating new rules that would indoor tanning. regulate indoor tanning for adults 18 years and older. If these rules are transformed to bills disagree with a law like this, because I see Though many recognize the negative tanning to make sure they get regular and then passed as laws, it could mean the tanning comparatively to commercials that effects of indoor tanning, some research check ups on their skin.” JIMMY FDA would regulate how often one was support smoking. Encouraging people to shows there are also benefits from "fake There are several pros and cons that able to use an indoor tanning bed. tan is equivalent to encouraging people to baking." According to healthguidance.org, come from indoor tanning, and no matter Does this mean anything for Kearney, smoke cigarettes.” indoor tanning can be beneficial to the what the federal governement chooses to Nebraska residents? 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Political autopsy: Dissecting the Libertarian The Thompson Scholars Learning Community program wishes to recognize the following Thompson Scholar students for outstanding academic achievement at UNK during the Spring 2016 term. These Thompson Scholars earned at least a 3.5 GPA while completing full-time enrollment and were recognized on the UNK Dean’s List. money or the man again. Not surprising lies he pushes on counterfeit medicine and So let’s head down to the political mortuary, considering “Atlas Shrugged” said, “There those who see rules only as an obstacle in Maria Diaz Andrea Guzman Makylee Kaping Walter Najera Andrew Schissel is one word that is forbidden in this valley: the way of profits. In their minds, they have open a refrigerator, fire up the bone saw and Tylynn Dodson Kaliegh Schlender the word 'give.’” the freedom to be rich while others have Samantha Hajek Kelsey Kaup Christopher Navrkal cut up a political party.” The second example I use to debunk the to suffer for their wealth. Jessica Domeier Sarah Hall Jeslynn Kearney Sydney Norris Elizabeth Schott this political mindset is a time of American The main flaw with this party, aside Bailey Dostal Kendra Halley Kaleb Kelley Megan Ockinga Ethen Scott “ Mary Dworak Johnna Halsted Miranda Ketteler Briana Orellana Amanda Skalka history called The Gilded Age of 1870- from its skewed political beliefs, is that they ELIOTT GONNELLA unified party that brings the 1900. While it may sound like a great era, try to pander to so many different groups Elaina Eddy Luke Hamilton Hannah King Jackson Osborn Dana Slaymaker Antelope columist together, though many notable speakers the term is used ironically by historians that the message becomes muddled and Logan Engel Ashley Hansel Lynette Kleeb Emily Ostdiek Kelsey Sloup of the supposed libertarian movement much like the term gilded cage. There were even more difficult to understand. That is Skyler Erickson Bailey Hansen Katherine Kovanda Mallary Paitz Madison Sloup Elliot Gonnella is a are associated with the Republican Party dozens of serious problems with human how we got this diseased carcass of a party Jaden Estes Sarah Hansen Calvin Koziol Ruth Palma Alonso Jaclyn Stagemeyer political columnist, critic for a greater access to mainstream voters. rights, worker rights, and corruption. today. Autopsy is finished, now let’s put this Spring 2016 Pamela Felix Stephanie Hansen Nolan Kratzer Josie Parr Micki Stark who considers himself Otherwise they run on an independent Accountability was masked with a thin cadaver in the incinerator where it belongs. Emily Fetters Taylor Hansen Kari Kreifels Kaitlin Poe Kalynn Stoner a political independent. ticket for the purpose of promoting golden coat portrayed by the industrialist Brianna Aden McKenna Butler Zoe Flynn Samuel Harper Elenna Leininger Alexa Pruss Colton Stuhr Read his column weekly in themselves rather than their cause. Few tycoons. It was a great time for the rich: Courtney Aitken Megan Byrnes Shaina Fouts Kourtney Harris Tania Lima Randi Putera Shelby Stultz print or online. besides the Paul family of con artists are unions were violently suppressed, no THE CLIFF Courtney Allen Joseph Cadek Anna Fox Jeffrey Hart Justin Liveringhouse Odwuar Quinonez Hannah Sutton In this current election cycle, many members of the American regulations on RIGHT OVER Katrina Anderson Laurie Ann Callahan Emily Franzen Starla Henderson Hunter Love Kelsey Randall Zachary Sutton of us have heard or said quite frequently: Libertarian Party. quality or worker Kyle Anderson Daniel Carlson Erik Frias Maria Hernandez Laura Lugo-Estrada Reyna Raymundo Claire Swantek “Both parties suck, so I am going to vote They may not have The biggest tumor on safety and Honestly, you Morgan Arduser Shayne Carpenter Mikayla Fulk Breanna Hiner Yecenia Luna Andrew Riesenberg Elaine Tolstedt for a third one!” the numbers a unified monopolies were the Libertarian party is couldn't really make Natasha Ashley Rocio Carrasco Tessa Gale Allison Hirschman Matthew Luther Adam Ripp Jamie Turpin While minor parties have always been party gives them access unchecked. If you that it is a magnet for Taylor Axtell Karla Chavez Dulce Garcia Erin Hochstein Laura Lyons Taylor Ritz C'Sandra Vest a part of the political process, they do tend to, but these individuals were a member this stuff up to get a bit more traction in the presidential “ Jordan Baker Lesly Chavez Thomas Geiger Hannah Hoefler Joscelyn Martinez Meghan Rockefeller Bethany VonSpreckelsen claim that their way of whack-jobs and scum.” of the working Anastasia Barmina Mary Cherry-Banas Katelynn Gerlach Margaret Howe Jaime McCann Liliana Roman Brittany Waller election season, and this year they seem to governance is not only the class, good luck John Lewis is on Minnesota’s 2nd Rachel Berreckman Zachary Chrastil Elise Gerten Megan Humlicek Katie Mccleary Mackenzie Rose Brandi Walters be even more prevalent. best, but that the Founding surviving work Congressional District GOP ticket for the Ian Bish Evan Gideon Anthony Hunke Maggie McPhillips Cody Rowley Maekayla Ward Third parties try to sound enticing Fathers ordained it by falsifying quotes. without losing some part of your body 2016 election. Lewis, who once degraded Ryllie Christenson Brenna Braden and alluring, but what do they really offer? Let’s take a look at that idea: If there was no because of harsh demands and conditions Katrina victims as whiners because by Jessica Cook Sage Gideon Jose Ibarra Nicholas Meyer Brandt Runge Grant Welniak In that case, what would be better than a government, everybody would treat each for your miniscule paycheck. With almost African standards they were wealthy, Jessica Bragg Elizabeth Cramer JoHanna Gilbertson Rachel Jack Rebecca Meyer Vanesa Salcido Paige Whalen dissection to see what exactly makes them other well and unity between the people no government regulations, everyone here said in one of his audiobooks: “In fact, if Tristan Bruce Ivan Damit-og Jenna Gillespie Paige Jenkins Callie Miller Jazmin Sanchez Sara Wright tick? So let’s head down to the political would be certain. was treated properly and with respect, you really want to be quite frank about it, Julie Bruns Kaizelle Damit-og Kendra Gonzalez Abinadi Jimenez Danielle Milos Cassandra Schachenmeyer Kaitlynn Zitek mortuary, open a refrigerator, fire up the What shocks me is that people actually right? how does somebody else owning a slave Veronica Bunach Kara Dauel Caitlyn Graf Breana Johnson Estrella Monrroy Kelley Schachenmeyer bone saw and cut up a political party. believe this to be true. The biggest tumor on the Libertarian affect me? It doesn’t. If I don’t think it is Jacob Burrus Emely Diaz Hannah Grote Kyler Kaping Kate Morgan Rachael Schacht Today on the slab, we have the I could draw upon many examples party is that it is a magnet for whack- right, I won’t own one, and people always Libertarian party. Arguably one of the to prove this, but I think two would be jobs and scum. For example, you have say, ‘Well, if you don’t want to marry somebody of the same sex, you don’t have larger third parties in the American best. The first is “John Galt Tax Evasion the South Park Republicans who are just the antelope|2016 fall staff political circus, and by the sounds of it Settlements.” John Galt, a character in jerks for the sake of being jerks rather than to, but why tell somebody else they can’t?’ will bring in quite a few protest votes this Uh, you know if you don’t want to own a Rand’s book “Atlas Shrugged” destroys talking like mature adults. Much like the Editor in Chief News Staff Photo Staff Circulation Manager Contact for Antelope Advertising: year. Libertarians claim that they are the slave, don’t. But don’t tell other people they society so he doesn’t have to pay taxes, and TV show it is named after, they just want Design Editor Rachael Fangmeier Todd Rundstrom Rachel Overby [email protected] champions of personal freedom, fighting c an’t .” the term ‘Going Galt’ can best be summed to shake things up and run away without Madeline Maloley Rachel Stauffer Jacob Rodriguez The Antelope against the oppressive government, and Lewis won a ticket for a major Business Manager up as moving to an isolated settlement to taking responsibility. You also have the Cody Moslander Ellen Laird 166 Mitchell Center standing against injustice. Best way I can political party arguing the ownership of Assistant Editor Morganne Fuller get away from the government. followers who worship him and Madeline Maloley UNK – Kearney, NE 68849 describe the mind frame of these people slaves compared to same-sex marriage... Print Editor Sports Editor These settlements are supposed to every word he says at face value without Sean Laughlin Designers is little/no government means the best for Honestly, what joke could I make that Rachael Fangmeier Open Contact for Antelope News: be a libertarian utopia where people can much thought of what was actually said. Andrea Martin Rachel Overby everyone. [email protected] escape the big bad government (usually This usually relates to something about the Copy Editor Kattie Sadd Assistant Sports Editors Ad Staff In truth, they are a thinly linked group somewhere in South America if not the gold standard believers don’t understand: Mary Spencer Enrique Alvarez Kate Baker Samantha Shaw of hero-worshipers of a hack called Ayn Rocky Mountains). There have been a few READER SUBMITS WELCOMED: buying a $300 bucket of potato slop for the Assistant Copy Editor Christian Schwarz JD Rader Molly Anson Rand. A little ironic considering Rand cases of individuals approaching others ‘end times’ or awaiting a new recession that Open Zehao Xu KLPR — Antelope Speaks Print, Online Adviser preached (summed up as who talk of Going Galt and offering to The Antelope wants to hear from by Alison Buchli the antelope January 27, 2016 11 should have happened any time now for Andrew Hanson Terri Diffenderfer “Greed is Good”) and spoke out against sell a place in their already established readers of all political affiliations this fall. Ad Manager the past few years. Kori Hixson or at least what it has settlement for $20,000 to $50,000 up The most malignant are those who Email to [email protected]. Maria Pickering Ad Adviser become today. front. At best the purchasers get third tier would benefit from a lack of government. edu. We submit reader content to print or Online,Web Manager Terri Diffenderfer However, if you were to ask 10 people prefabricated housing with no utilities and The people who want to discriminate online. You also may be able to join our Open what libertarianism is, you would get a bunch of angry neighbors squandering against others, the snake oil salesmen who Antelope Speaks broadcast team to present 10 different answers. There is no truly over recourses. At worse, they never see the doesn’t want to be held accountable for the your political views.

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Aug. 19 emotions ran high as sorority members participating in the recruitment held before classes began completed the rush process and took new members into the fold with signs and cheering during Bid Day. Before Bid Day, sororities “preference” the chapters they would like to join. The sororities also “preference” the women they would like to join. Finally, a computer 1 matches up the sorority chapter and PNM list. On Bid Day, potential new members find out what chapter they have been matched with – each sorority has a special event to welcome new members. Photos UNK Communication See more on campus website under "NEWS" YOUR LIGHT COURSE LOAD IS 2 HeAVIER THAN YOU ThINK. 3

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Photos by UNK Communications 1. Alpha Omicron Pi welcomes back recruitment counselors with a homemade sign 2. An excited new member runs to meet her brand new family Learn the steps at CommitToComplete.com. 3.Wound up after a long week, Alpha Phi gets ready to welcome in new sisters 4. Hands high and voices loud, Gamma Phi Beta unites to bring in thrilled members 5. Women of Alpha Xi Delta show off their chants to the potential new memebers 5

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Aug. 19 emotions ran high as sorority members participating in the recruitment held before classes began completed the rush process and took new members into the fold with signs and cheering during Bid Day. Before Bid Day, sororities “preference” the chapters they would like to join. The sororities also “preference” the women they would like to join. Finally, a computer 1 matches up the sorority chapter and PNM list. On Bid Day, potential new members find out what chapter they have been matched with – each sorority has a special event to welcome new members. Photos UNK Communication See more on campus website under "NEWS" YOUR LIGHT COURSE LOAD IS 2 HeAVIER THAN YOU ThINK. 3

When you don’t take a full course load, you take longer to graduate—which means you can get weighed down by things like growing debt and missed opportunities. That’s why the University of Nebraska 4 created Commit to Complete, a program to help you graduate sooner and with less student debt.

Photos by UNK Communications 1. Alpha Omicron Pi welcomes back recruitment counselors with a homemade sign 2. An excited new member runs to meet her brand new family Learn the steps at CommitToComplete.com. 3.Wound up after a long week, Alpha Phi gets ready to welcome in new sisters 4. Hands high and voices loud, Gamma Phi Beta unites to bring in thrilled members 5. Women of Alpha Xi Delta show off their chants to the potential new memebers 5

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Political autopsy: Dissecting the Libertarian The Thompson Scholars Learning Community program wishes to recognize the following Thompson Scholar students for outstanding academic achievement at UNK during the Spring 2016 term. These Thompson Scholars earned at least a 3.5 GPA while completing full-time enrollment and were recognized on the UNK Dean’s List. money or the man again. Not surprising lies he pushes on counterfeit medicine and So let’s head down to the political mortuary, considering “Atlas Shrugged” said, “There those who see rules only as an obstacle in Maria Diaz Andrea Guzman Makylee Kaping Walter Najera Andrew Schissel is one word that is forbidden in this valley: the way of profits. In their minds, they have open a refrigerator, fire up the bone saw and Tylynn Dodson Kaliegh Schlender the word 'give.’” the freedom to be rich while others have Samantha Hajek Kelsey Kaup Christopher Navrkal cut up a political party.” The second example I use to debunk the liberty to suffer for their wealth. Jessica Domeier Sarah Hall Jeslynn Kearney Sydney Norris Elizabeth Schott this political mindset is a time of American The main flaw with this party, aside Bailey Dostal Kendra Halley Kaleb Kelley Megan Ockinga Ethen Scott “ Mary Dworak Johnna Halsted Miranda Ketteler Briana Orellana Amanda Skalka history called The Gilded Age of 1870- from its skewed political beliefs, is that they ELIOTT GONNELLA unified party that brings the individuals 1900. While it may sound like a great era, try to pander to so many different groups Elaina Eddy Luke Hamilton Hannah King Jackson Osborn Dana Slaymaker Antelope columist together, though many notable speakers the term is used ironically by historians that the message becomes muddled and Logan Engel Ashley Hansel Lynette Kleeb Emily Ostdiek Kelsey Sloup of the supposed libertarian movement much like the term gilded cage. There were even more difficult to understand. That is Skyler Erickson Bailey Hansen Katherine Kovanda Mallary Paitz Madison Sloup Elliot Gonnella is a are associated with the Republican Party dozens of serious problems with human how we got this diseased carcass of a party Jaden Estes Sarah Hansen Calvin Koziol Ruth Palma Alonso Jaclyn Stagemeyer political columnist, critic for a greater access to mainstream voters. rights, worker rights, and corruption. today. Autopsy is finished, now let’s put this Spring 2016 Pamela Felix Stephanie Hansen Nolan Kratzer Josie Parr Micki Stark who considers himself Otherwise they run on an independent Accountability was masked with a thin cadaver in the incinerator where it belongs. Emily Fetters Taylor Hansen Kari Kreifels Kaitlin Poe Kalynn Stoner a political independent. ticket for the purpose of promoting golden coat portrayed by the industrialist Brianna Aden McKenna Butler Zoe Flynn Samuel Harper Elenna Leininger Alexa Pruss Colton Stuhr Read his column weekly in themselves rather than their cause. Few tycoons. It was a great time for the rich: Courtney Aitken Megan Byrnes Shaina Fouts Kourtney Harris Tania Lima Randi Putera Shelby Stultz print or online. besides the Paul family of con artists are unions were violently suppressed, no THE CLIFF Courtney Allen Joseph Cadek Anna Fox Jeffrey Hart Justin Liveringhouse Odwuar Quinonez Hannah Sutton In this current election cycle, many members of the American regulations on RIGHT OVER Katrina Anderson Laurie Ann Callahan Emily Franzen Starla Henderson Hunter Love Kelsey Randall Zachary Sutton of us have heard or said quite frequently: Libertarian Party. quality or worker Kyle Anderson Daniel Carlson Erik Frias Maria Hernandez Laura Lugo-Estrada Reyna Raymundo Claire Swantek “Both parties suck, so I am going to vote They may not have The biggest tumor on safety and Honestly, you Morgan Arduser Shayne Carpenter Mikayla Fulk Breanna Hiner Yecenia Luna Andrew Riesenberg Elaine Tolstedt for a third one!” the numbers a unified monopolies were the Libertarian party is couldn't really make Natasha Ashley Rocio Carrasco Tessa Gale Allison Hirschman Matthew Luther Adam Ripp Jamie Turpin While minor parties have always been party gives them access unchecked. If you that it is a magnet for Taylor Axtell Karla Chavez Dulce Garcia Erin Hochstein Laura Lyons Taylor Ritz C'Sandra Vest a part of the political process, they do tend to, but these individuals were a member this stuff up to get a bit more traction in the presidential “ Jordan Baker Lesly Chavez Thomas Geiger Hannah Hoefler Joscelyn Martinez Meghan Rockefeller Bethany VonSpreckelsen claim that their way of whack-jobs and scum.” of the working Anastasia Barmina Mary Cherry-Banas Katelynn Gerlach Margaret Howe Jaime McCann Liliana Roman Brittany Waller election season, and this year they seem to governance is not only the class, good luck John Lewis is on Minnesota’s 2nd Rachel Berreckman Zachary Chrastil Elise Gerten Megan Humlicek Katie Mccleary Mackenzie Rose Brandi Walters be even more prevalent. best, but that the Founding surviving work Congressional District GOP ticket for the Ian Bish Evan Gideon Anthony Hunke Maggie McPhillips Cody Rowley Maekayla Ward Third parties try to sound enticing Fathers ordained it by falsifying quotes. without losing some part of your body 2016 election. Lewis, who once degraded Ryllie Christenson Brenna Braden and alluring, but what do they really offer? Let’s take a look at that idea: If there was no because of harsh demands and conditions Katrina victims as whiners because by Jessica Cook Sage Gideon Jose Ibarra Nicholas Meyer Brandt Runge Grant Welniak In that case, what would be better than a government, everybody would treat each for your miniscule paycheck. With almost African standards they were wealthy, Jessica Bragg Elizabeth Cramer JoHanna Gilbertson Rachel Jack Rebecca Meyer Vanesa Salcido Paige Whalen dissection to see what exactly makes them other well and unity between the people no government regulations, everyone here said in one of his audiobooks: “In fact, if Tristan Bruce Ivan Damit-og Jenna Gillespie Paige Jenkins Callie Miller Jazmin Sanchez Sara Wright tick? So let’s head down to the political would be certain. was treated properly and with respect, you really want to be quite frank about it, Julie Bruns Kaizelle Damit-og Kendra Gonzalez Abinadi Jimenez Danielle Milos Cassandra Schachenmeyer Kaitlynn Zitek mortuary, open a refrigerator, fire up the What shocks me is that people actually right? how does somebody else owning a slave Veronica Bunach Kara Dauel Caitlyn Graf Breana Johnson Estrella Monrroy Kelley Schachenmeyer bone saw and cut up a political party. believe this to be true. The biggest tumor on the Libertarian affect me? It doesn’t. If I don’t think it is Jacob Burrus Emely Diaz Hannah Grote Kyler Kaping Kate Morgan Rachael Schacht Today on the slab, we have the I could draw upon many examples party is that it is a magnet for whack- right, I won’t own one, and people always Libertarian party. Arguably one of the to prove this, but I think two would be jobs and scum. For example, you have say, ‘Well, if you don’t want to marry somebody of the same sex, you don’t have larger third parties in the American best. The first is “John Galt Tax Evasion the South Park Republicans who are just the antelope|2016 fall staff political circus, and by the sounds of it Settlements.” John Galt, a character in jerks for the sake of being jerks rather than to, but why tell somebody else they can’t?’ will bring in quite a few protest votes this Uh, you know if you don’t want to own a Rand’s book “Atlas Shrugged” destroys talking like mature adults. Much like the Editor in Chief News Staff Photo Staff Circulation Manager Contact for Antelope Advertising: year. Libertarians claim that they are the slave, don’t. But don’t tell other people they society so he doesn’t have to pay taxes, and TV show it is named after, they just want Design Editor Rachael Fangmeier Todd Rundstrom Rachel Overby [email protected] champions of personal freedom, fighting c an’t .” the term ‘Going Galt’ can best be summed to shake things up and run away without Madeline Maloley Rachel Stauffer Jacob Rodriguez The Antelope against the oppressive government, and Lewis won a ticket for a major Business Manager up as moving to an isolated settlement to taking responsibility. You also have the Cody Moslander Ellen Laird 166 Mitchell Center standing against injustice. Best way I can political party arguing the ownership of Assistant Editor Morganne Fuller get away from the government. Ron Paul followers who worship him and Madeline Maloley UNK – Kearney, NE 68849 describe the mind frame of these people slaves compared to same-sex marriage... 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6 August 31, 2016 the antelope by Staff by Rachel Overby the antelope August 31, 2016 3 entertainment news Shining some light on new tanning Nursing student sees danger of fake bake while More than 28 million Americans estimated to use tanning beds. other indoor tanners Proponents say indoor tanning is safer than tanning outdoors. oppose more goverment $ Dermatoligists say NO to excessive tanning. regulation CDC study concluded on average indoor tanners go about every $ other week. KATTIE SADD The total U.S. market for tanning exceeds $9 billion per year, LOVE THE The Antelope Staff and does not include the $3 billion tanning products market. Tanners say constant legislative hammering is decreasing At the end of 2015, the FDA was $ contemplating new rules that would indoor tanning. regulate indoor tanning for adults 18 years and older. If these rules are transformed to bills disagree with a law like this, because I see Though many recognize the negative tanning to make sure they get regular and then passed as laws, it could mean the tanning comparatively to commercials that effects of indoor tanning, some research check ups on their skin.” JIMMY FDA would regulate how often one was support smoking. Encouraging people to shows there are also benefits from "fake There are several pros and cons that able to use an indoor tanning bed. tan is equivalent to encouraging people to baking." According to healthguidance.org, come from indoor tanning, and no matter Does this mean anything for Kearney, smoke cigarettes.” indoor tanning can be beneficial to the what the federal governement chooses to Nebraska residents? 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2 August 31, 2016 the antelope by Madeline Maloley by Rachael Fangmeier the antelope August 31, 2016 7 news Looking for brain games? The Antelope now includes both a Koziol wins Best Warrior event crossword & word jumble! Koziol counts his family, N.G. sponsor Sgt. Kurt Ruh, team is not something that happens very before starting classes at UNK in the often.” spring of 2014. Koziol is an infantryman the antelope Volume 118, Issue 1 | 08.31.16 | www.unkantelope.com leader as biggest supporters during competitions Koziol dreamed of joining and parachutist with Charlie Company, the military to follow in the footsteps 1-134 Long Range Surveillance in Beatrice. of family members. He earned his sergeant’s stripes earlier this “I’ve always been very patriotic. spring and has 10 parachute jumps to his I love my country. I’ve had a lot of credit. WINNERS DIVE IN FOR SKYDIVING PRIZE family members who were in the “Initially, I thought about doing active military,” he said. “I just wanted to duty. But I wanted to go to school, so I take my turn and serve my country.” chose the guard,” he said. “I just knew I Growing up, Koziol spent time wanted to train as hard as I could and be at Fort Knox in Kentucky visiting an the best soldier I could be.” uncle who served in the military. Koziol competed in the National “As a young kid that inspired Guard’s Best Warrior competition at the me,” he said. state level at the Greenlief Training Site in After graduating from high Hastings in April, regional level at Nickell school in 2013, Koziol attended Barracks Training Site in Salina, Kan., in infantry school and airborne school May and national level at Camp Edwards Military Base in Buzzards Bay, Mass., in June. Koziol counts his family, National Guard sponsor Sgt. Kurt Ruh and team leader as his biggest supporters during the competitions. Photo Courtesy U.S. Army After he graduates from UNK, Koziol Army Sgt. Calvin Koziol, an Infantryman with Charlie Company, 1-134th Cavalry wants to be a physical therapist. Squadron, Nebraska Army National Guard, negotiates through the obstacle course in the “I like being able to serve the country 2016 Army National Guard Best Warrior Competition at Camp Edwards on Joint Base and have a civilian tie as well,” Kozial Cape Cod. said. “There’s pretty good camaraderie in your unit and you train for inevitable, SARA GIBONEY junior exercise major at the University of but you also have your civilian career. UNK Communications Nebraska at Kearney. “It’s rapid fire. You’ve Photo by Todd Rundstrom You can go to school and you have your got to be mentally prepared for that.” ABOVE: Eating cupcakes surrounded by the cheering crowd at Destination Downtown Aug. 25, Brady Przymus, a Columbus family life.” The Army National Guard Best Koziol competed against six others freshman from Randall Hall and Cody Mueller, a Mitchell freshman from Mantor Hall, wait for the winning results, and display their Warrior Competition stresses competitors in the national competition. The physical prize: two skydiving tickets. On the putting green in front of Shopping Tripps, students played for gift baskets. International student physically and mentally. events came naturally to Koziol. A former Photo Courtesy U.S. Army freshmen from South Korea Yongjun Kang from CTE (gray sweater and dark gray pants) and Han Bit Kim, (UNK sweatshirt and A grueling three-day test of military high school cross country runner and Koziol was named the 2016 Army shorts) joined the community celebration. skills, its lineup of events includes a 14- baseball player, he has continued to make National Guard Soldier of the Year at the end of the competition, which tested mile road march carrying a 50-pound ruck physical fitness a priority. competitors on a variety of tactical sack, 5-mile run, battle drills, weapons “It’s a pretty surreal feeling. and technical skills over a test, land navigation, interviews, first aid It’s a humbling feeling to know Sunday 8/28 Monday 8/29 Tuesday 8/30 Thursday 8/25 Friday 8/26 Saturday 8/27 physically and mentally casualty care, essay writing and more. that you’re called the best demanding three Horray! in the nation,” he said. Calvin Koziol mastered them all, days. winning the competition in June to “I received a lot of Hmm... become the National Guard Soldier of support throughout Horrible. the Year. Koziol, 21, of Albion, is the first the whole process. Nebraska National Guard soldier to win To bring the competition, hosted in Massachusetts. something “The most challenging part of the like that back competition was the mental tasks, like the home to a board questions. You never know what little town LBGT homeless shelter they’re going to ask you, so you have to like Albion, Beyonce walks away from Gene Wilder passes Ryan Lochte confirmed Italy in aftermath of 6.2 King penguin is ; Soldier of the Year awards with 8 VMA's away at age 83 as DWTS season 23 earthquake that struck knighted by King of to open early 2017 be on top of your game,” said Koziol, a Nebraska, contestant Wednesday Norway thanks to estate fund from Bea Arthur THE WEEK IN REVIEW

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