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The University of Maine DigitalCommons@UMaine Maine Campus Archives University of Maine Publications Spring 4-1-1962 Maine Campus April 1 1962 Maine Campus Staff Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalcommons.library.umaine.edu/mainecampus Repository Citation Staff, Maine Campus, "Maine Campus April 1 1962" (1962). Maine Campus Archives. 255. https://digitalcommons.library.umaine.edu/mainecampus/255 This Other is brought to you for free and open access by DigitalCommons@UMaine. It has been accepted for inclusion in Maine Campus Archives by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@UMaine. For more information, please contact [email protected]. laine, March 29, 19' 1 Essay - - THE MAIMED CAMPUS Prizes Published Weakly by the Students of th• University of Maine rly enrolled undergrad- nter the contest. The ORONO, MAINE, APRIL I, 1962 e completed and passed Number 69 Mawhinney, Associate Government, 135 Stev- later than April 27. points to be consid- judges are: (a) corn- logical presentation; and form; (d) use of (e) inclusion of prop- Meal references in the required by the His- avernment or English No award will be e opinion of the judges, say which merits either idges are at liberty to izes in the event that I FUND MONEY says judged to be of Organizer must not be less than Donations Used ore than 4000 words ,t be neatly typewritten Takes e of 8/12 x 11 sheets. Off lould not be folded. A William F. )liography should Chanler, chairman of be the Operation To Maggot program to Buy JB he essay on a separate Stock keep Maine people r. The title page should in Maine, has recently accepted a position Mr. W. T. Rooley, the title and the date. with the executive dictator of the General Florida Development Commission. Alumni Ass., announced ;e should contain the tonight that the Hawk Fund money Chanter, who wants to graduate has been invested in the id student's in "Really-Good" Jellybean Company. name and 1963, will heed Horace Greedy's oft- Mr. Rooley said, "We felt that cisions are repeated advice and go south-west. after frequently necessary in an extensive study of the New the investment The enthusiastic junior, who business, Rooley, has or- York Stock Exchange, we could who is also ganized everything there purchase conscious of flucating is left to more shares of 'Really- prices, says organize here in Maine, Good' "that as more students will aid the Jellybean Stock for our give their money, Florida Commission in $150,000 it will quickly be reminding then we could have of, invested." At Florida people that for example, the present time, Cuba is only American Tel. and Rooley commented 90 miles off their coast. Tel." that jellybeans are holding their "Indirectly," he own on the candy Professor loses said, "this may Stressing that quick and wise de- market. pants at Faculty Council Poker Game. help the State of Maine." In concluding statements, he feels that for the accomplishments of the Hawk Colosseum "it is the duty of every student and alumni to eat Faculty Stages Weakly Program more jellybeans." Methyl Cloud, manager of dining Announdecl For halls, in cooperation with Rooley, has added jelly beans to all cafeteria Library Chimes menus, including jellybean flakes, Drunken jellybean Orgy juice, and baked jellybeans. According to official University "Really-Good" jellybeans are now Police arrested several members of the University faculty announcement, chimes are soon to on sale at the Bookstore, Postoffice, Monday evening on charges of gambling, drunken, and disorderly be added in the Library to swing Barber shop, Pool room, Newscoun- ter, and conduct. students from class to class. Discuss New Quarters Bears' Den. Next week, they The Although yet unofficial, following will be installed in all candy vending arrest occurred after a dra- Beatrice Hilson. She told police "Boy, that Hawk Collesium is matic is believed to be the schedule of machines on campus. raid on the Faculty Council that the sound of loud singing had sure going to be some chicken meeting, where tunes for the week: coop." police found several attracted her attention while play- (Continued on Page Three) members Monday—"I'll Never Be the of the faculty and admini- ing basketball in the Women's stration sitting Same." on the floor in a Gym. "I felt I must do my duty semi-circle shooting Tuesday—"I Don't Get Around craps. Police as a good citizen of this Univer- Chief Steve Boold Much Anymore." said, "Several sity," she said. "Besides, I lost others were passed out Wednesday—"I'm Beginning To on the floor $150 at their last meeting and after what must See The Light." have been a drunk- they wouldn't let me win it en orgy." back Thursday—"I Get A Kick Out Rioting Coeds at this one." Of You." Professors Flark and Stoneburger Only one policeman was seriously Friday—"You Go To My Head." of the History and Government De- injured in the scuffle to restore law Saturday—"Roll Out The Bar- partment escaped capture by crash- and order. Dr. Milman Bence of the rel." ing through a back window. Hark English Department Sunday—"Get Sieze broke a chair Me To The Church B.V.D.'s was soon captured by an irate gov- over a policeman's back before On Time." ernment student that he had flunked Chief Boold caught him with a half Three thousand frenzied co-eds descended on fraternity the semester before. row Stoneburger is nelson. Bence told police, "I was Tuesday night in the first "skivvy raid" in University history. still at large but Police Chief Boold once a ninety-pound weakling." Police Chief Steve Boold said, "I when one excited brother shouted said, "He can't get away. A dragnet Professor Hoses Rantonitis told never saw the like of it! As soon as I from his window, "You hsa been set up around the Sham- the arresting officers, "I want couldn't stepped out of my car I knew I had them, come and get them." rock and sooner or later he is bound stand it any longer. The salary they Bugle Blast made a mistake. Fifteen girls The riot was finally squelched to turn up." pay me just drove me to drink." grabbed me and started to lug me when Dean Beatrice Hllson Complaint arrived was filed by Dean (Continued on Page Three) off before I fought my way back to on the scene at the The University of Maine R.O.T.C. head of a posse. the car. I barely escaped with my Five girls, wearing patten Department announced the avail- leather skivvies." shoes and red sweaters, ability of 50-odd Rotc were im- flunk-outs, mediately expelled. who are available for positions Three fraternities suffered ex- Salentine Hall as has been placed on social bus-drivers, door men, cab drivers tensive logs. Chi Sigma, Chi probation. •••••••Ib Dean of Men Jon Stu \aft. and bell hops. The Department also Lambda Alpha, and Delta Mu Phi said, Lambda "Girls will be girls!" Howeser, Chi were hit especially hard. Campus we Has announced that these men come seem to be missing fully equipped with uniforms. police captured three girls as they several wom- In en. I hope special cases, rifles are jumped from the ram window of that fraternity row also available isn't for those who need them. Kappa Eta Phi clutching the ill- holding any back on us. A Lt. Commander gained skivvies in their arms. They really should be returned." New Mother Poison, in a spe- Dodge Bosby, cial press release, stressed the need The hoard of women was led by head of the Corn- mitte on Discipline, Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity recently hired a to maintain the high caliber of Susan White, a sophomore from said. "It is my new house- firm intent mother. Miss Bonnie Bodi assumed her duties March 20. R.O.T.C. men, both physically and Penobscot Hall. Miss White said, to protect these men mentally. He said "I don't know what came over me. from any further molestation. Now Miss Bodi graduated from New- Sylus Lacroix said, "She holds that the fruits of her such a program I must have been drugged by if these co-eds want something to port High School in the class of age well, doesn't are already visible that she?" President on campus. Stodder Hall coffee." raid, I live at I Bebster Road in 1958. Since then she has worked Lacroix could not be located for Orono. and..." Chief Boold said, however, "primarily as an entertainer." Before further comment. The new house- "Just watch our men as they "The Sylus Lacroix, hurry raid must have been well President of I Falta coming to Lambda Chi, she served mother remarked, "I hope that the to muster for their classes, planned Thi said. "All ahead of time. The I (achool) want is on a USO tour "keeping up the boys will feel free to come to me at and anyone will see that we are mass of crazed Achoo!) women emptied my skivvies back." morale of our troops overseas. all times with all their problems. I maintaining a physically fit, mentally the dormitories at exactly 7 p.m. Now," she said with a shy little am so interested in making new alert group," said Commander Fol- One male witness (Continued on Page Sixteen) said, "As far smile. "I guess I'll have the same friends." When asked what feature son, as he sat straight and expres- as the eye could see there were screaming, duties at Lambda Chi." about the house impressed her the sionless at his meticuleusly neat desk.