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UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, SAN Dlt=GO THURSDAY, MAY 29, 1986 VOLUME 58, #18
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Why can'tJoe College write?
By WENDY STERN, Staff Writer ERE'S THE situation: It is Sunday night, and you poli sci term paper is due in precisely 14 hours. You sit, H Walkman on one side of you and sunflower seeds on the other. You read the question. You read the question again , and the blank page on your typewriter stares back at you. "Well, what were the theories?" you ask yourself, beginning to flip frantically through your poli sci books for some shred of information that will help you to begin. Suddenly, you here a voice from inside, reminding you of something you had forgotten temporarily. "You are taking the class P/ NP, dope," the voice says. "Why worry about the theories? You only have to get a C- to pass." So on goes the Walkman, out come the sunflower seeds and just like that, you're in business. This situation should not come as a surprise; many students don't seem willing to put in the work required to produce an A paper. To stay up all night is for most, a common occurence, but a whole quaner's wonh of work can't often be done in one night The surprise usually comes when the paper comes back. The entire night was spent slaving over a C+ paper; to some this brings joy and to others, sorrow or anger. Either way, it makes no difference whether you are a poli sci major or a student taking the class P/NP for a GE requirement. The ,/ standards of writing are definitely not "A" material these days. Please tum to page 5
• Golf team in the rough -Til then A silent pun and ten strokes keep You're 47, have three Pat Weishan and the Triton kids and a Ford - golfers from a national what will UCSD be to championship. you then? spare. Page 6 Page 4 2 Thul'oday , May 29, 1986 Thursday, May 29, 1986 3 NEWS NEWS
Besides allocating fund s to Presidem of Adininstration. organ Izations, Rubenstcln will Hom's other duties include Offices monitor the cvents and meetings chairing AS Council meetings of student orgam za tions and and a ting as council manager in Vice presidents take office AS meeting ontinued from page 2 makc recommendations as Lhargc of oversecing the orga nizations Ihis year. The necessary a tivitics of other budgel is used to cover some of Greg Hom councilmcmbcrs. By JOHN SHAW, , The:- lJC,1.) vUolrJIJn IS published Mo.>nd.tys science professor Donald Chisholm, 01 undergraduate tutors, who teach the course, it would cost the the grades are about the same, assisted ill grOl~p discussions literature department Joe College can't write regardless of the college writing and conferencing. Over the approximately SI5,OOO to program. "There seems 10 be a summer in 1985, changes were $20,000 more for people to teach drift to the B-/C+ range, and it made which essentially placed the course." is due mainly to the fact that the more of the teaching Continued from page J their own ideas and analyze. Lack of incentive and abilities Why is it that when you think This is the basis for the Warren students do not have the responsibility on the shoulders of incentive to write." To add to the TAs and less on the tutors. on the parts of students has It's now or never you have done well, you actually Writing program, which is reached the point of desperation. only did average, and vice-versa? deSigned to encourage the this problem is that professors Recently, the tutor program has Lessons in literacy been terminated. Students are getting discouraged You are in college and you would students to take more risks in are also not mOlivated to assign The tutor-tutor' program with slaving over papers which think that you have the their writi ng. The reason the papers. Chisholm said, "The By PHIL WlLLON (LitlWriting 195) was being are destined to earn only a C+, necessary skilli to write a poli sci Warren Program is offered on a incentive to grade papers is not 1'5 THE year 2001 - my your 21st birthday, ,Ieeping on no matter how much time is A Los Angeles Times survey has now told us what we better, she says. Then she steps paper; you did graduate from P/ NP only , according to there: This laek of incentive on taught by Ken Mendoza of the 25th class reunion - and the down . the patio of Winnie Mandcla the parts of both the students Muir program, in addition to 'spent on them. From this have kn0wn all along. On the whole, we UCSD students high sc hool with an "A" in Crosswhite, "is to encourage risk frustration stems the greedy need I UCSD Alumni Association is "I'll have another gin," I tell a library and eating those special and the professors is the core of being a TA for the required English. taking without the competitive don't really care to know how to write. throwing a party. to gain an A. rather than to learn young student behind the bar. brownies. The sad truth is that most of worry of getting an A " It enables the writing dilemma. classes. Originally, this class was We come from near and far, "Yes, sir," he says. funded by the Muir Writing how to earn an A This greed Our writing programs have demonstrated painful Much 01 the time we forget the college students don't know the student to experiment with Of the four programs, the Muir arnving in our new BMW deluxe "So tell me ." I ask, "what's it program since it was the includes plagiarism, a rising rigor in their grading standards, but the fear of poor that. We forget that we're young. how to construct a term paper, their writing and to develop their Writing program is the one most stationwagons and "classic" 1980 problem, which can not oAly fail marks has not produced precise written discourse, We like being a student nowadays?" We're so busy working to get and moreover, professors are &yle through a revision process. troubled, and is undergoing program requiring the tutors. But Toyotas. In the new gym, on the "It's all right I guess," he says. structural changes. Its paS( every quarter the enrollment was a student from a class, but is also continue to seek marketable skills, ones which will ahead that we lose what we reluctant to assign them because new cam pus, we stand, sit, talk "A lot of drinking and studying The Revelle Writing program structure consisted of TAs under average and the funds for cause to terminate a student's eventually afford us the greatest material benefits and already have. Before we know it, they know the pieces of work education at this and most other and drink amid blue and gold and that sort of thing. How 'bout another year has come and gone. that are handed in will be is more severe. It is a six-course teaching the class, with the ':lid the program had to be cut. social status, rather than learning those which will allow balloons and streamers. Archaic back then?" universities. The trend towards Twenty-live years trom now, pathetic. sequence According plagiarism includes copying from us to communicate and solve the tensions that exist sounds of Bruce Spri ngsteen and "Oh, gosh ," 1 l 0:: ply, "' can I'll be 47, and I'll probably have a According to a study done designed to to Michael books, as well as stealing the Police play in the remember when ... " olTer Davidson of within the world community. tamily and a steady job. When here at UCSD in the 1981-82 another'S paper, making a new background. Remembering when. It makes "Intensive the The drive to literacy is seemingly a thing of the past. my life gets rough or boring and the 1983-84 academic year, cover page and handing it in as The school's new chancellor me think about what our aging writing in LitIWriting Whatever prestige we formerly ascribed to the masters I'll look back at the times I had "more than half of the instructors your own . bids us a warm welcome and minds will remember about this aSSigned no writing." university department, of written language has now been eclipsed by EFHutton asks us for money. He hands the place. AI Shenk7 TGs? A Tijuana here. 1 might not be a doCtor or Do students want to leam to a genius physicist or anything Furthermore, "only a small level "The advenising campaigns, evening Wheel-of-Fortune microphone over to an agi ng jail? proportion assigned extended expository administration write? According to Chisholm, woman in a navy-blue power When you're pushing 50 and re motely respectable - but I'll there is a definite percentage episodes and lockheed recruitment. We can balance always have the memory of t11ese essays and only four research prose." But decided that suit. Why. that's Mary Rose you Dump into an old college reports were assigned." the question if courses breakdown . "The students pick our checkbooks, pick out simple words and manipulate Alexander, our old AS president. buddy, or you tell your kids (or paS( four years. the courses for definite reasons. electrical circuiuy, but we haven't any idea how to How can students leam to is, are Revelle were to be Remember her? She's a successful grandkids) how it was in the So while I qUietly get drunk at write well? For each college at students offered Fifty percent don't want to work; my 25th reunion, 1 may nOt have analyze the effects of our actions. lawyer in some big eaS(em town good 01' days, what will UCSD UCSD there is a writing program. learning more through the they are close to the beach and This university is full of talented scientists. Anyone and has three kids. We've come mean to you then? It won't be the niceS( car or the most All four are constructed than those literature don't want to be in the class (i n a long way, she says. The world prestigious job - but who has taken a Friday morning physics quiz knows the grades, or (he finals, or the rn differently, but are designed to from the department, Spring quarter). 30 percent take that our young scientists have the golden bough in is a bener place because of us, papers - it11 be the times you definitely have a smile on my teach the same thing - how to Warren then the the class because the time is she says. let'S make it even had. That road trip to Las Vegas, face. ~ write and express your ideas Writing literature convenient and the laS( 20 regurgitating facts and formulas. Unfortunately, those percent want [Q take the class, same bright physics and chemisuy majors haven't the clearly. According to Jim program, or department Last Tuesday, the Guardian printed an opinion jrom Mary Rose Crosswhite of the Warren for that would have to but don't have the skills [Q do slightest idea how to carefully and thoroughly criticize Alexander and the UCSD Judicial Board. This submission was actually Writing program, the problem matter, from pay. Since it well." the ramifications of their own and their colleagues made by Mary Rose Alexander, Robert Baizer(Chair ofthcJudicial Board) lies not in the structure of a Muir or Third had been Whether it is lack of incentive, theories. By the time we finish a science class at this and Sal Veas (Revelle Elections Commissioner). The JudiCial Board itself paper; but "in having something as well? relying on the lack of funds, or lack of interest, university, we know what works, we know what is true did not endorse th e letter. The Guardian regms this error. to say." According writing writing is stiD one of the most to political program to tools that one can have. ~ and what is possible, but we don't know how to choose Students need to Originate what is best. Making decisions about the world necessarily r------~ PROfESSOR NOTES ...... REQUIRED READI NGS ...... ARnClES ...... PAST/CURRENr EXAMS ...... HOMEWORK SOlUTIONS ...... PROFESSOR NOTES ...... REOUIRED READINGS ...... PAST/CURRENT EXAMS depends on the ability to communicate. We must value communication and strive to develop its many forms. HAIRCUT SPECIAL (9"" Clear thinking comes through mental challenge. 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I lave and never be seen or heard by anyone tubby now. 4. Juan Harry Boosh 5-1 'I- I Oaseballers have nel'er won a mle. Vol. 12, No.9 May 29,1986 befuddles rhe masses My goodness, righr 5 11(Jer InSIder here on the UC D campus we have our 6-1 9-2 Big injury gives li1l'm little chance . 6 The Wallpack 4-3 own version of upennan-C1ark Kent. The 20·1 Seem [0 alwJ)'s lose Ihe close one 7 Profoathlellcs 4-3 25·1 H.we run OUI of ernoL most asked quesllon on campu is, "Who 8. Boffos 3-4 500-1 is the Budman?" DissenSIO n permeales. MEN'SAA Well all you fairhful Budman followers, TEAM th day you have been wailing for ha finally RECO RD ODDS COMMENTS arrived. It's time that rhe most loved and I. Wee uk Once More 7-0 2-5 Budman picked Ihem m Ihe preseason. Will sta)' wilh thi s piCk. cherished characrer on campus graces his 2. Squeeze ?Iay 6-0 2- I Young squad has nOl been lesled. 3. D P 7-0 5-2 Mys[ery leam. presence [0 UCSD. 0 much of a 4. As You Were commotion has been made over rhe 7-0 3-1 Shouid be m finaL Have Ihe talent 5. Crazy Ono 5-1 10-I Identity of rhe Budman that we JUSt can't WHI visit the sanitarium early. 6 Ai's Big inc 6- 1 15-1 rorrure you aU anymore. IAlsscz Jaire 3t1ltude will be doom. 7 Wild Billy's Circus 5-1 20-1 Put a tent over IhlS act. ext Fnday, the day of the big T.C., 8. 72 MSII 6-1 25·1 More injuries than Ihe E.R. yours truly wtll Visit his favome 9. Strain Energy's Revenge 5-1 50·1 Weak against [cam with muill-colored hair. establishment and drink a cold brew wilh 10. Pcabod),'s Pin"')' 5-1 100-1 Bad out-of-tOwn IIlflucnce must be overcome. all of you. Thar's right, the Pub is the place ME 'S A to be. Dnnk a brew. shoot the breeze, rell TEAM the Budman how great your team really is. RECORD ODDS COMMENTS I. Snort The Baseline 7-0 2·1 Try the foul line . He won'r bite. He may even buy you a beer. 2. The Blamed Nine But always remember The Budman is 6-0 4- I Don't blame me when you lose 3. me Rigid Members 6-0 5-1 a need for bats. o EVER wrong. But if he is, It was YOUR 4. Onent Exprcss 6-0 fault. 7·1 All aboard for the derailment. 5. Frankie Goc> to WI Jolla 6-1 10-1 The pride of hulcr Will wm It aiL 6. Teache Crcw 6· 1 13 ·1 Still learning. 7 Palm pnng Partiers 6-1 20-1 Tum out the lights. Spring Innertube 8. Einstcin's Rclalives 6-1 100-1 Surprise team will nOl surprise. 9 Small Towcrs 5-1 500-1 Gashousc gang weak in pitching. Waterpolo 10. WI Machlnc 5-0 1.000-1 Will break down. Championships COED AM TEAM RECORD ODDS COMMENTS 1 Ferragu[ Boat Lub, No C 7·0 2-5 Bet the ranch. A - Team Bozo Learns 10 Swim 2. Togclher Toucan 6-0 10-1 Should win race for second. This crew of newcomers proved too 3. U! Machine 5-1 13-1 Will be unplugged dnd break down. much for rhe vereran See You Deucers at 4 Comba[ 1I - The P!clure 5-1 15-1 UlSt yea r's champs musl have big heads 5 Bllt: and Kick the Pub ream,flnal ore 19-17. Team Bozo 5-1 20-1 Have good talen!. May surprise. 6 Team Bozo fearured a balanced attack with Lori 4-2 25-1 Betlors' choice. 7. Who's On FlrSI? 5-2 100-1 O'Connell and Jeff Wilson contrlburing 8 Czars will be watching. 8 Foreplayer;, for GirlS 4-2 500-1 and 4 points respectively. Bill "Swiss Rough. tough and !Umble baiL 9. Sliding Drabos 5-2 502-1 Who will win the trophy? Cheese" Dooley played the game of his life 10. 1I1hes of [he Field 3-3 1,000-1 Your last barbecue IS [his Su nday. In goal, giving up 17 POIntS (down from hiS COEDAA average of 28 during earlier playoff acrion), TEAM The Deucers were led by Susy "Booboo" RECORD ODDS COMMENTS Kramer, who scored a record 14 pOlllrs. 1. Thlmbleheaded Ghurkll1> 7-0 2·1 o knuckle heads here. 2 Module Squad 6-0 3-1 Smk or sWim. 3. Swinging 51ngle Club AA - Clods 4- 1 4-1 Will be In family affair finaL 4. Biddy';, Ba[[ers 5-1 5-1 The finals In lhls division fearured a Will win family affair IIna! . 5. PhiS ' Thighs 6- I 6-1 ream of cagey VCl£rans and the new kids on Always there in the end. Yertle the Turtle, 6. Neighbors 5-1 7-1 Could lose a few players to the French Open. the block. Tht; Clods were a darkhorse 7. Food Buzz III 5-1 8-1 Opponents should watch for food poisoning. ream that bear the number one seed In 8 Error CilY 6-1 9-1 Name explams defensive ski ll s. the Cat in the Hat, rOUle to the champIOnshIp game, where 9. McDonald's Farm Team 5·1 10-1 Budman 's pick they met Fred's Love Machine. The Love 10. Goodnlghl Beal1lown 5-1 1,000- I No way thiS team IS even in playoffs. Star Bellied Sneetches, Machine fell behind minutes after the COED A • opelling whistle and never recovered. The TEAM RECORD ODDS COMMENTS Clods played swanning defense and held 1 Gee Wally and such things as that the opposinon's women <;core less. On 5-2 5-2 How's the Beave? 2 Nu nuvycrblz Ill;: 4-3 3-1 offense they were led by BIll Kazmierowicz Ycrsclherbud 3. Immoral Mlnorlly 4-2 5-1 Jerry Falwcll would be proud. They're childhood favorites 7 and Lynn McLeVle who combined for of 4 Amesless 4-2 7-1 Bet the Gceks From EECS their points 5 Wherc's [he fuse' 3-3 20-1 Your slllmg on It. 6. HI ks . Pncb, Te~~c , and they're back on the loose 4·3 150-1 Tease Iho~c pricks you hicks MA - Revenge of the A.B.I.O: s 7 Our Girls Run Slow 3-3 5001 o( as slow JS the guys ,-- In tl ~)It 31 9~0-1 -- There was little doubl IhlS dIVIsion Odds 100 low. from everyone's hero - / abOut who was Ihl: king of Ihe hIll Thl: 9 AJdlclcd 3·3 1,000· 1 01 10 soh ball AB J.D. have dominated for several 10 Guardian Thug, 3·3 1,002-1 Senllmental chOice Theodor Geisel - quarters and no one has challenged theIr RESIDE T HALLS reign, untIl they were embarrassed III TEAM ~ RECORD ODDS COMMENTS league aCllon by Petty Splash Led by Todd 1 Padres 'iuck 5·0 3-1 MOSI hated 1M lC.lln III ~an ])Iego Jacobson (maybe the ughe!>t person at 2 What Keg' 4-0 4- 1 What talent) (Dr Seuss) I / \ UCSD), the AB.I.D 's romped through the 3. Inme" Jnd OUlles 4-0 I ! -I Som~ have 'cm , some don t. pkl)'offs and defealed Team Dlvothead III 4 D-Housc 3-1 6-1 Pal 's chOice , 5 Maslerballers I the finals, 19-9 In the finals Kathy Odell 4·0 10·1 Pracllee make perlen, RIght rO~le ft scored 6 pOints. Kath y Beckett and 6 Perma-B~s 3-1 1,000- 1 at over at BclfUI Jacobwn each added 4. AB I D goalie WOMEN Roger Bnsbane aUowed only one member TEAM RECORD ODD COMMENTS ( of Team Dlvothead 10 score marc th..tn one 1 More Bozos 4-0 , goal. 2·5 Bel the lUnch Can you remember when 2 Bi ohazard ;, 3- I 100-1 eed more" ne drlvcs by lauren fresh & ken furie way to describe it. Everything you were a kidr You say you features surrounding you, and he draws is unmistakeably do, but you really don't. you can watch a roomful of critics is sitting in a ring on the brain cells. 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