SATURDAY, 8 MAY, 2021

PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE: East Coast Museum of Technology marketing, communications and advertising manager Elise Miller (left) and Harrison Hill are among volunteers who help keep the Makaraka-based museum continuing into the future. Picture by Liam Clayton

AN UNFORGOTTEN WORLD Laid out across half a dozen large sheds, the East Coast Museum of Technology is a wonderful trip into a forgotten world, commented Abhishek S of Bengaluru, India on the museum’s webpage — but the museum relies on an invaluable resource to keep going, volunteer Elise Miller explains to Mark Peters. hink analogue not digital, old-age “It is an elephants’ graveyard of from an earlier time — into the future. The museum is also working on its not space-age, enthuses a Lonely ancient bicycles, lamps, scales, telephone “We need a mix of volunteers and friends branding and focus, says Elise. Planet travel guide about the East switchboards, fridges, stoves, irons, of ECMoT and those who can dedicate time The ECMoT committee wants the huge TCoast Museum of Technology televisions, radiograms, pinball games, to restore things and curate items,” says collection curated and to have “more flow”, to (ECMoT). washing machines, vacuum cleaners and volunteer Elise Miller. create a more user-friendly environment. “About 6km west of the town centre, this irons. It is East Coast gothic,” says a 2011 “I decided to dedicate my time after I In 2011 former Gisborne man Ian Smail improbable medley of farm equipment, fire Gisborne Herald Weekender story about an moved back (from Australia) because this did just that when he transformed a section engines and sundry appliances has found an ECMoT project. place needed a revamp. of the museum into a 1950s and 1960s appropriate home in an old milking barn and “The potential for magic, even mystery, “ECMoT is under the radar at the moment domestic setting. surrounding outhouses,” says the entry in though, is all around.” but we’re working on our strategic plan. Ian faced a huge task and asked at the time, the backpacker’s bible. Run by a dedicated group of volunteers, the Without volunteers and people behind the “Where do you start? Then, where do you In some ways, though, the 52-year-old non-profit organisation needs volunteers, scenes the museum would be lost to the finish?” museum is home to the improbable medley and funding for earthquake-strengthening, public. We want to bring more volunteers on time forgot. to continue to carry its legacy — artefacts board.” Continued on page 2

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With more imagination than budget he created a series of thematically linked, stand-alone dioramas in which each setting was dressed to create a sense of belonging, of where the objects on display belonged, and of how they might have been used. His acquaintance with set design for film and theatre came in handy for the project. Less was more in this instance and visitors found a curated oasis called “domestic bliss” that opened a window into one aspect of the past. The linked mini-sets included a chessboard plinth that suggested a kitchen floor from the 1950s or ’60s, a laundry complete with rough-sawn noggins, and smaller, stand-alone sets that showcased single items such as old jugs and kettles from various eras. ECMoT is home to a range of collections from the domestic-bliss items and private collections of military items, to fire engines. “We have trains, we have old cars, old farming machinery, old buildings like the Ruatoria jail and the old Kia Ora Dairy factory, which is in desperate need of TINY TOWN: Turn a corner at the East Coast Museum of Technology site and find a sledge house, the Whakaangiangi post office, a restoration and earthquake strengthening,” Chaplin locomotive and an old jail. Pictures by Liam Clayton says Elise. “We get a lot of people coming through the door and that is what keeps us open, but it’s not enough to fund the upgrades on the building, nor the earthquake strengthening.” ECMoT needs more people and more visionaries to help keep the dream alive, she says. “A little or a lot goes a long way. “We need to find these passionate people and businesses who can donate their time to the museum. We need volunteers who can donate their time or funds behind the scenes, and to the place, when and where they see fit — for the youth of today and tomorrow. “It’s about the past, present and future, and a way of giving back. “It’s for our people, it’s for all. “I’ve been around the world and a lot of it is on our back doorstep — and we don’t realise it.” The East Coast Museum of Technology was conceived during the James Cook bicentennial celebrations in 1969. A group of transport and technology enthusiasts mounted a display of items as part of the event, which became part of the Gisborne Museum and Arts Centre and was housed in a barn at the back of the museum’s Stout Street premises. When the group relocated to leased MACHINE AGE: It could almost be a snapshot of a work-in-progress by Alien designer Hans Ruedi Giger but the Mirrlees Engine, now land at the back of the A&P Showgrounds housed at the East Coast Museum of Technology, that used to power Gisborne is actually a submarine motor. they took the barn with them, added another one and put up other buildings to Makaraka railway goods shed, and the accommodate the expanding collection, King Road railway station. writes Sheridan Gundry in A Splendid The Gisborne railway station telephone Isolation. exchange and two rural exchanges “In 1984 the transport and technology are also part of the expansive, and section became an incorporated society in expanding, ECMoT collection. its own right, and was renamed as the East On site too are the Amateur Radio Coast Museum of Technology. Club and the Model Railway Club who WHEELS: “The chance to own its own property operate from their clubrooms on the Among the East came in 1988 when the museum purchased museum grounds on Saturdays. Coast Museum the former Kia Ora Dairy Factory premises The museum is happy to accommodate of Technology’s collections is at Makaraka. The original barn and the new clubs with similar interests and goals, this fleet of one were dismantled and moved to the new says Elise. motorbikes. site, and since that time two more barns As a non-profit organisation, ECMoT and two large sheds have been added to welcomes volunteers and urges anyone greatly expand the display areas.” interested in the work to get in touch. ECMoT also bought the adjacent “I first came out here a year-and-a-half Makaraka railway station site. This is in to two years ago when I moved back,” development as a vintage railway that says Elise. includes the Matawhero railway station, the “Before that I used to drive past it.” Saturday, May 8, 2021 3 PROFILE

After a lifetime noticing the quirks and strangeness embedded in the DNA of the homosapien, artist Brian Campbell has his paintings on gallery walls once again. The Herald’s Jack Marshall spoke with Brian about his latest works and his thoughts on humanity.

rian Campbell has been thinking about the ills of the world. Then he put them on to canvas, into the Bboot of his car and drove them to Hastings for his exhibition, Head Above the Water, opening this week. He has an eye for humanity’s hypocritical, absent-minded and harmful natures. With a monkey never far from his paintings, they query whether humankind is devolving, or perhaps never really evolved that much in the first place — noting our addiction to planet-destroying fossil fuels and cancer-causing cigarettes. Brian’s art hangs on walls around Gisborne like a badge of awareness when you walk into a friend’s house. HEAD ABOVE THE WATER: Although he is a long-time East Coast With a keen eye for the resident he was first a South Island import, hypocritical, Brian Campbell having grown up in Invercargill. is off to Hawke’s Bay with his “It wasn’t the worst place in the world, not art for an exhibition. that I’d go back and live there,” says Brian. Picture by Liam Clayton “I was there all my school days. I thought at Monkey man the time it wasn’t a great place but when you look back you had a lot of freedom. It was a which was not his cup of tea. “Because of global warming, people are not try to be. good place to be a kid.” Instead he barrelled into years of surfing gonna have to move or they’re gonna get “I’m not very disciplined, you know? If I His mother was an early artistic influence and “tonnes of shit jobs”, to pay the swamped. wanna slack off I’ll go surfing or go to town and taught him how to draw as soon as he mortgage and keep the bank off his back. “When I was young people didn’t think or something, I’m not glued to it. I just keep could hold a pencil. Although painting on canvas is his passion, too much about the fact that humans might chipping away and things get finished. But Brian was not made for Invercargill — he has painted plenty of houses and movie actually f*** the entire planet up. “It’s only when you’ve got an exhibition. he is, after all, a surfer. sets. “But now, on so many fronts, it’s becoming I’ve been working pretty steadily recently His departure from the south of the south Lord of the Rings was one of the better so obvious. because I know I have to.” was the start of his decades hopping around painting jobs he has had, working around “Overpopulation is a huge issue. The Being an artist in a small town is an artistic rubbish jobs to pay his way painting. Hobbiton in Matamata and Minas Tirith in a natural world is getting overtaken by gift but a monetary curse. “The worst job I ever had was just after I quarry just out of Wellington. humans — something big has to happen “It’s easier in a bigger town, but I think if finished high school and with a couple of “You made and painted a lot of stuff that quite soon.” you’re in a smaller town you can do your own mates went to Tasmania and worked at a didn’t even get filmed, but that was just part Another key motif are the biblical figures thing.” metal foundry. of the job. paired with fairytale characters. Brian describes a sort of theory of natural “I did about an hour but it was so heinous “I mainly did jobs so I had a bit of money, “It’s kind of a fake news thing. You get told selection, living in a small town as an artist. I said to the supervisor, ‘What happens if I so I had time to spend painting.” stories, and you get told that they are true, The DNA in small towns is genetically leave at the end of the day, do I still get paid?’ His latest exhibition, titled Head Above the and then later on when you grow up you separate from their big city counterparts, so The supervisor said, ‘no, you have to work Water, is named after the state many find think, ‘ah, that was bullshit’. the art there evolves and develops differently. till the end of the week.’ themselves in today. “You gotta sort out which is which, and “You’re not so influenced by what other Minutes later Brian and his friend were The climate crisis continues to threaten a lot of people just decided to believe the people are doing,” he said. “I think a lot of leaving the foundry. coastal areas, putting millions underwater, stories for their entire lives. people do get influenced by whatever the Another job he had was on the Rangatira while Covid-19 challenges others financially. “So the paintings are about putting fashionable thing is. You see a lot of people ship for the Union Steam Ship Company, “It seems like that is what a lot of people fairytale characters in with biblical work on similar lines and you don’t get that ferrying passengers between Wellington and are doing these days,” says Brian about the characters,” says Brian. in smaller regions because you’re working on Christchurch. title. Behind him, a painting has a reference to your own. The company was once the biggest shipping “Things are looking a bit shaky.” the story of Jonah and the Whale, with a “You hang out in Gisborne long enough line in the Southern Hemisphere and New The paintings going up on gallery walls man crawling out of a whale’s mouth while you turn into some different sort of creature Zealand’s largest private-sector employer this week represent decades of thought of a Pinocchio and Santa Claus watch. (than) if you lived in the middle of Auckland before going under at the end of the 20th few ideas; little grains of sand slowly rolling In the background, Gisborne’s bay is dotted all your life.” century. around his head, turning into pearls on with logging ships and Noah’s Ark. But being physically isolated does not He worked on the ship for the better part canvas. Asked if painting was a struggle, he said it mean a mental separation. of a year and saved enough to galavant A coastal soul and surfer, the beach is a key was not. “The ideas come from listening to the news, around Europe, visiting galleries and working theme in Brian’s work. “No, no, it’s enjoyable. If you’ve got a fresh reading the paper and thinking about stuff.” a stint in the UK to get through the winter. “If there’s any sort of landscape it’s idea, you enjoy it. Out in the garage where the work is done At 26 he enrolled at the Elam School of usually got something to do with the coast. “Of course, there is a certain amount of RNZ National hums in the background, Fine Arts and, as many artists do — Ai I don’t like being inland much, a sort of dog’s work. You know, when you’re just providing fodder for the canvas. Weiwei, Pablo Picasso, John Walsh to name a agoraphobia.” finishing something off and you have to put Car packed with paintings, no doubt with few — he dropped out. The water rising on the beaches is also in the time. But when you’ve got a new idea RNZ playing through the speakers, Brian “I got disillusioned and bailed,” says Brian. a key theme. In one painting a group are you want to do it’s not a chore.” safely delivered his paintings to Hastings Which was fine by him as many who finish walking away from a picturesque background And was it difficult to stay disciplined? City Art Gallery. The exhibition runs from a degree in fine art go on to become teachers, with houses peeping out of the ocean. Nope, Brian said it was not, because he did May 8 to August 8. 4 THE GISBORNE HERALD GARDENING Add autumn colour to your garden

The range of autumn plants to add colour to your garden is vast. As deciduous trees and shrubs change their leaves, a gorgeous palette of crimson, russet, bronze and gold emerges. However, you can create a beautiful garden with the right pick of shrubs and plants for autumn. All it takes is a bit of planning. f you want to have more autumn colour are glossy green during summer and change Smoke bush (Cotinus coggygria) for the garden, rather than the showbench. in your garden, take a walk around the to intense shades of red in autumn. — This is a tree-shaped, large shrub that Some of the newer dahlias are dwarf growers neighbourhood in autumn and see which is named for its puffs of summer flowers. that suit pots and courtyards. There are also Itrees put on the best show. 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Gisborne couple Barry Teutenberg and Sandra Walsh continue their campervan road trip on the West Coast/ Te Tai o Poutini of the South Island/Te Waipounamu.

he Buller District of the sliding door. A charming gentleman South Island’s West Coast appeared, offering information extends from Kohaihai about the area. We invited the Tthrough Westport and sprightly 94-year-old Noel Palmer Punakaiki, known mostly for inside. He frequently visits the geological wonder that is the freedom campers to share his local Pancake Rocks. knowledge, documenting who he Like many naive tourists, the has spoken to and where they’re latter was the main destination from. He proudly showed us his Barry and I targeted when loosely notebook. planning our trip. We soon Since Covid closed the border, the discovered there are plenty more vast majority, of course, are Kiwis. attractions. Undeterred, he loves meeting new The Westport weather in early people. He was a highlight of our February was windy and wet. time in Westport. Fortunately, online work required Another memorable experience time sitting still. We found a was our first incredulous glimpse fabulous freedom campground a of foil surfboards. Hydrofoiling short walk from the driftwood- surfers seemed to glide over waves strewn beach. and water on back-to-the-future During the afternoon, we heard hoverboards. We’d taken a walk a gentle knock on our campervan from the campground to Westport Breakwater. Nearby were many memorial plaques for people who had died trying to cross the treacherous bar. The sturdy surfers appeared unperturbed by the loudly pounding Tasman Sea. Our next destination was Cape Foulwind. Heading south on State Highway 6, this section of road boasts beaches, coastal cliffs and the Paparoa Range. Noel reliably informed us it’s one of the most spectacular coastal routes on the West Coast. He was right. Māori knew Cape Foulwind ReMARKABLe: as “Tauranga”, referring to the The startling limestone sheltered anchorage the bay formations of Pancake provided for voyaging waka. Rocks at Punakaiki. In 1664, Abel Tasman named it Clyppygen Hoeck, aka “Rocky Point”. It’s easy to see why. Captain Cook’s 1770 visit coincided with atrocious weather and high winds. His version, a “place of foul winds”, has sadly stuck! We were to discover many more places in the South Island where Cook had a knack of telling it like it is. Fortunately, we visited on a fine day with panoramic views of the sweeping coastline and lighthouse. New fRIeNd: Old timer Noel SUNBATHING: A seal Palmer with his record of visitors pup catches some he has met. rays at the Cape Continued on page 7 Foulwind seal colony. 7 THE GISBORNE HERALD TRAVEL

STUNNING: Colourful kayakers paddling on the Paparoa River, seen from the Paparoa Track, the newest Great Walk. Detours delight

From page 6 to the Pike River 29. We walked for about half an hour along the riverside, watching colourful kayaks meandering along. Although tempted to venture There’s a three-hour return trip from the lighthouse further, we’d detoured enough. to the Tauranga Bay rookery of kekeno/seal colony, Finally, we made it to Pancake Rocks mid-afternoon. but we chose to drive due to time constraints. Pups It’s not easy to describe how otherworldly this location had been born a couple of months before our visit. is. I recall visiting The Giant’s Causeway in Northern We watched half a dozen playing in a pool below the Ireland in August 2004 with my dear friend Therese walkway, sounding and looking remarkably like human Shivnan. It is not known what made those rocks the children; not a care in the world. shape they are, though it’s guessed to be the aftermath Our next destination was Punakaiki — of volcanic crashing, burning and cooling over around understandably one of the main tourist attractions on 60 million years. But why only there? the West Coast. However, before arriving, we walked The Pancake Rocks have a similar history. Limestone a short section of the Truman Track — deservedly formations began 30 million years ago, when lime-rich recommended in the AA’s Eight Must-Do Walks To fragments of dead marine creatures were deposited on Check Out Around New Zealand This Summer. the seabed, then overlaid by weaker layers of soft mud The path passes through unspoiled subtropical forest and clay. where podocarp and rātā trees tower above thickets of The loop walk around this outstanding natural vine and nīkau palms. At the end is a viewing platform spectacle is superbly planned, ensuring time and GOOD DAy: Sandra making her way back from the lighthouse over a spectacular coastline with cliffs, caverns, a space to gaze in wonder at the naturally made shapes at Cape Foulwind, which belied its name on this day, offering blowhole and a waterfall that plummets straight on to and patterns below. We were blessed with hardly any panoramic views of the coastline. a rock-strewn beach. A stairway provides access to the tourists to spoil our views. Regrettably, the tide wasn’t rocky sloping beach, which Barry found challenging in high enough for sea surges into the caverns to produce his jandals! blowholes during our visit. Shortly afterwards, we were sidetracked by another Wow! We may not have seen blowholes, but we were stunning walk near a handy lunch-break car park. The certainly blown away by the phenomenal beauty of this APPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR: At the end of the must-do Truman Paparoa Track, adjacent to the Paparoa River, is the section of the West Coast. Track a stairway leads down to a rocky, sloping beach and this newest Great Walk, soon to encompass a memorial To be continued . . . cave, carved out over time by the sea. Pictures by Barry Teutenberg Words by Sandra Walsh

RIDING HIGH: a lone surfer up on his foils in the waves off the breakwater at Westport Beach. 8 THE GISBORNE HERALD COLUMN The Russian vaccine omewhere in the bowels of the Real-life statistics don’t work that way. more than 186,000. Russia’s performance has Russian Ministry of Health until I didn’t say anything about it at the time She even told us how she arrived at that suddenly got much worse Srecently was a tormented medical because I didn’t want to get him in trouble, figure. The number of deaths from all since then, Moscow has no bureaucrat who had to calculate the but they have clearly rumbled him because causes reported in Russia from January to more reason to be ashamed by Gwynne daily Covid-19 death toll. He was tormented the reported numbers are now down in November last year was 229,000 higher than than Washington or Dyer because he had been told that the number the low 300s. It was a brave but pointless in 2019, she said, and “more than 81 percent London. So why lie about it must not rise beyond 400. gesture, because everyone already knew the of the increase in mortality over this period like this? We know that because for the past couple Russian government was lying about its is due to Covid”; 81 percent of 229,000 total There is a weird but of weeks he was signalling frantically that Covid deaths. excess deaths is 186,000 Covid deaths. widespread custom, the published number is a lie. He did that No less an authority than Deputy Prime That’s about the same number of deaths especially prevalent among by reporting that the daily deaths were 399, Minister Tatyana Golikova admitted it last per million people that the United States and Russian bureaucrats and then the next day 398, then 397, then up to December, saying the real death toll as of the United Kingdom had at that time. It’s three-year-olds, in which 399 once more and all the way down again. that date was not the reported 57,000 but certainly nothing to be proud of, but unless you aggressively deny the plain truth even while you and your listener are 1488 both looking at it. “Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?” as ACROSS 54 African river (4) DOWN 42 Jumper’s approach (3-2) Chico Marx put it in “Duck Soup”. 1 Make laugh (5) 55 Stiletto (6) 2 Bricklayer’s mixture (6) 43 Hat maker (8) I used to think it was some sort of 4 Dependable assistant 56 Thrown (6) 3 Seller’s patter (5) 44 Vagrants (6) Communist tic, because I first encountered it (6,5,3) 57 Red in the face (7) 5 Snare (4) 45 Mixture component (10) in the old Soviet Union (late Brezhnev era). 11 Flower (5) 60 Rules of personal conduct 6 Remote settlement (7) 46 Change direction (4) We were filming in Belgorod and drove past 14 Body organ (5) (10) 7 Leafy vegetables (6) 47 Month (7) an abandoned, falling-down church, so I said 15 Scene of conflict (11) 61 Food for caged pet (8) 8 Eye part (4) 48 Not certain (6) “Look at the church.” 16 Troops (8) 62 Give in (5) 9 Wearing hard hats (8) 49 Makes level (5) The whole crew 19 Exhibition room (7) 65 Tree-lined street (6) 10 Short-sightedness (6) 51 Make annoyed (4) Moscow has no 20 Sharp end (5) 66 Energy (6) 11 Untidy, dishevelled (10) 52 Huge (7) saw it, but the 21 Contrary to established 67 Held dear (9) 12 Finished (4) 53 Sailed (anag) (6) minder said there more reason to church doctrine (9) 72 Public institution for 13 Cosmetic for eyelashes (7) 58 Happening (10) was no church, be ashamed than 24 Without delay (9) parentless children (9) 17 Fireplace (5) 59 Whiskers (5) and refused to go 26 Meat pin (6) 73 Buy off (5) 18 Acclaimed (10) 63 Fried ring-shaped cake (8) around the block Washington or 27 African country (6) 74 Be enough (7) 22 Resided (5) 64 Children (5) for another look, 31 Gunfire (5) 79 Amorous (8) 23 Inside (8) 65 Firedog (7) and spent the rest London. So why 32 Squally (8) 80 Ruthless investigation 25 Eight-sided figure (7) 68 Natural environment (7) of the day denying lie about (its 34 Disrespectful (10) (11) 26 Up (7) 69 Aquatic creature (6) it. The whole Covid-19 death 38 Hauled along (7) 81 Scatter (5) 28 Fee (6) 70 Painting done in wet country was a 39 Fairground game (6) 82 Elbow (5) 29 Aide (6) plaster (6) Potemkin village in toll) like this? 40 Reach (6) 83 Celebrate lavishly 30 Needlework (6) 71 Receive (6) those days, so you 41 Loosen (4) (4,3,4,3) 33 Demonstrated (5) 75 Get (5) got used to that sort of thing, but I assumed 42 Leftover (7) 84 Converses informally (5) 35 Prickle (5) 76 Surrounded by (4) it had gone out of fashion. It has not — at 45 Brought in (10) 36 Enthusiastic (4) 77 Racing toboggan (4) least, not at the Ministry of Health. 50 Mischievous fairy (7) 37 Bathroom powder (4) 78 Bean curd (4) This kind of behaviour is not cost-free, 12 3 456789 10 11 12 13 because people come to assume you are lying even when you tell the truth. That is what allowed the Brazilian Health Regulatory Agency (Anvisa) to announce late last month 14 15 16 that it won’t approve the purchase of 30 17 18 million doses of Russia’s Sputnik V vaccine. This is lethal stupidity. Almost 4000 19 20 21 Brazilians a day are dying from Covid-19 according to official figures (and perhaps 22 23 10,000 a day including the unrecorded deaths that occur at home). It’s worse in 24 25 26 27 Brazil than anywhere else except India, and the Russian vaccine is quite safe. 28 29 30 Not “perfectly safe”, because none of them 31 32 33 34 35 are. For every 10,000 or 100,000 lives they save, one will be lost somewhere due to some 36 37 tiny flaw in the vaccine or a contaminated needle or some other quirk of fate. We accept 38 39 40 41 those odds, like we allow ambulances to speed through traffic knowing that once in a very long while that will cause a crash. 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 Respected British medical journal “The Lancet” recently published results from nearly 20,000 people in a clinical trial, showing Sputnik V is safe and has an efficacy 54 55 56 57 of 91.6 percent at preventing symptomatic Covid-19. So why would Gustavo Mendes, 58 59 Anvisa’s medicines and biological products manager, ban its import into Brazil? 60 61 62 Maybe because Anvisa is a federal 63 64 government agency, and Mendes ultimately works for President Jair Bolsonaro, Brazil’s 65 66 67 68 Donald Trump. It was a consortium of state governors who bought the Russian vaccine, 69 70 71 and Bolsonaro is at war with them for trying to lock down their states and save lives. 72 73 74 75 The recycled Cold Warriors of the West are also trying to discredit Russia’s vaccines, of 76 77 78 course, but Russia does itself no favours with 79 80 81 its bluster and its lying boasts about its own success in fighting the virus at home (which, by the way, are misleading many young Russians to skip getting vaccinated). 82 83 84 Are there no grown-ups in the room at all? SATURDAY, MAY 8, 2021 9 TELEVISION ON TV THIS WEEKEND

THE BFG SUNDAY AT 6.30PM ON TVNZ 2

An orphan little girl befriends a benevolent giant who takes her to Giant Country, where they attempt to stop the man-eating giants that are invading the human world.

HOT PURSUIT Sunday, 7pm, BRAVO An uptight and by-the-book cop tries to protect the outgoing widow of a drug boss as they race through Texas pursued by crooked cops and murderous gunmen. JOHNNY ENGLISH STRIKES AGAIN Starring Reese Witherspoon and Sofi a Vergara. Saturday, 7pm, THREE After a cyber-attack reveals the identity of all of the active undercover agents in Britain, Johnny English is forced to come out of retirement to fi nd the mastermind hacker. Starring Rowan Atkinson and Ben Miller.

FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY FLY ME TO THE MOON Saturday, 8.45pm, THREE Saturday, 7pm, MAORI TELEVISION A former wrestler and his family make a living performing at small venues around the  ree young housefl ies stow away aboard the Apollo 11 fl ight to the moon. country while his kids dream of joining World Wrestling Entertainment. Featuring the voices of Trevor Gagnon and Philip Bolden. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Lena Headey and Florence Pugh. 10 THE GISBORNE HERALD SATURDAY-SUNDAY TELEVISION

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Donovan 2pm Naked And Afraid XL MC 2.25 Hoarders PG 3 4.30 BBQ Pitmasters PGL 3.20 Catfish 3 5pm L Basketball: NBL 2pm Raw MVC 16LS 2018 Drama. 3.50 Naked And Afraid XL MC 4.10 Catfish 3 5.30 Mysteries At The Sydney Kings v Adelaide 4.45 NXT PGV 4.55 The Good Liar 4.45 Naked And Afraid XL MC 5.05 Catfish 3 Monument PGC 36ers. 5.45 SmackDown MVC 16VLSC 2019 Drama. 5.40 Naked And Afraid XL MC KEY 0 3 (HLS) (RPL) (DLY) 16 18 Closed captions; Repeat; Highlights; Replay; Delayed; Approved for persons 16 years or over; Approved for persons 18 years or over; 8May21 Compiled by C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG Parental guidance recommended for younger viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Saturday, May 8, 2021 11 SUNDAY-MONDAY TELEVISION

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