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accelerate in speed upon being continuously hit. When hit by the paddle 3 times, the ball splits into two. Use the split to your advantage to hit WORDS FROM THE WIZARD as many squarest as you can. When the ball reaches the EXIT, the maze explodes, causing the HEY OTTAWA - WELCOME TO THE remaining blocks to be destroyed and adding the HOUSE OF TARG! We’ve got a sweet month of arcade remaining bonus to your score. action planned for you with exciting new games to explore, delicious varieties of handmade perogies to sample and a calendar packed Some squares contain capsule power-ups, just with every sort of show/event under the sun!! We are very excited like in ARKANOID: to announce that frozen perogi packs are now being offered - each box contains 24 frozen handmade cheddar/potato perogies, cooking B-Expands Paddle C-Catches Ball instructions and some fun prizes/swag - grab a box and bring the E-Extra Ball TARG wizard experience home!! Check out our NEW PUMPKIN PIE F-Fire Power (Shoots Fire Balls Instead of dessert perogi - available for the month of October but quantities are Lasers) limited so grab em while they’re hot!! We LOVE Halloween and are super excited I-Invinci Ball (Goes Through Anything) for our House of ARG Halloween Pirate Party & KROOKED KARNIVAL - check out our PEROGRAM S-Slows Ball Down. for more info and join us for this annual TARG blowout!!! Thanks for checking out issue #67 of TARG Zine - we hope that you fi nd it useful and entertaining. Thank you for your continued In some waves, some blocks will maneuver around in random fashion, while others are interest and support, we are here to serve you!!!!! #nevergiveup - yogi invisible. You’ll fi nd the game a lot more fun with two players. After Level 60, the game starts again with increased diffi culty.

Happy Thanksgiving, gamers! See you next Here I go again, commentating about those month! Atari creators. They just can’t get enough. CENTIPEDE (I98l), SUPER SPRINT (1986), MILLIPEDE (l988), and PITFALL II (1985), have given this video game empire its own pedestal for years to come.

OFF THE WALL is the latest game to come from the mind of Atari. It doubles almost like Taito’s ARKANOID, and SUPER BREAKOUT, with a few similar differences. Instead of a vaus, the player controls a paddle. And the blocks are replaced by very small squares. The plan is simple: the player has to get to a space marked EXIT but must ﬁ ght through the maze of small squares to reach this destination. Destroy the squares for points, and keep the paddle in front of the ball. You will lose a life if the ball evades you.

The ball starts off slow in OFF THE WALL, then starts to

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For me, this album evokes early Killing Joke, Hüsker Dü, and Montreal contemporaries Starvin’ Hungry. The music is loud, and would be right at home blasting out of any university basement or garage, but the underlying melodies and musicality of the songs also had me thinking of very early REM, and I even got a hint of something like Portishead once or twice.

This is a great record for anytime you need a bit of an energy boost, or for keeping you BANDITAS awake barreling down the highway on your BANDITAS next road trip. I think it should be fairly easy Last Drag Records 2005 to ﬁ nd around town, I’ve seen copies in more than a couple of record stores and you may This self-titled full-length from Ottawa post-punk also be able to pick one up the next time trio Banditas was released on Last Drag Records the band plays live (they are still active). in 2005. It was recorded at the band’s rehearsal You can also buy a digital version on their space on Arthur St. in February of that year, and Bandcamp page if you can’t wait to stumble mixed by Phil S. Bova at Bova Sound. Banditas is across the vinyl. Either way, if you like noisy made up of longtime ﬁ xtures on the Ottawa scene: rock ‘n roll, you need this slab of Ottawa in Liz McDermott on vocals and guitar, Scott Terry your collection! on guitar, and Colin Vincent on drums. There’s not enough room here to start listing their other projects over the years.

From the opening track “Fighting Girl”, the band lays it all out on the table. McDermott’s aggressive vocals, an unrelenting twin guitar attack, and Vincent’s rolling, thumping drums propel these songs along at a quick pace. The guitar playing of Terry provides most of the hooks here, and some nicely placed backup vocals betray a musical sensibility not always evident through an overall production that leans to the lo-ﬁ side.

Apart from the opener, standout tracks include “Tubular Balls”, “San Francisco” and “Post No Larry is one of the owners of Meow! Bills”, which features a guest vocal from Mighty That’s Hot Kitchen + Bar at 519 Bank St., where they feature local products and spin Canadian vinyl all day, every day. He also performs bass duties with local hardcore heroes Slim and Popular, and rockers Thunderuncle. shows around Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto, including HOW DO YOU KEEP UP WITH THE LATEST NEWS IN Bluesfest (band highlight). Another signifi cant YOUR LINE OF WORK? highlight stemming from that was the fact that I was We have daily internal communications reports that provide able to participate in Ottawa Rock Camp for Girls. I info on various border seizures or incidents that occur volunteered for several years as a drum “teacher” and and highlights any relevant changes in the organization being a part of that, helping empower young girls, as well as advertises any upcoming events, seminars, was just such a wonderful and inspiring experience. I etc. In reference to Knotty Hangs, I take inspiration from am also very proud of myself for taking the leap and other artists via social media and creative, hard-working starting my own side business as a fi berart / macramé members of the community. For band stuff, I do my best to artist. It’s only been about half a year but I am hustling go to shows (now that I have a baby at home I go a bit less and really enjoying it! but I try) and I am always blown away by the local talent. I defi nitely take notes when watching other musicians play. . WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT WORKING IN YOUR INDUSTRY? WHAT WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT TO In reference to my 9-5, at the moment, I mostly START A CAREER IN YOUR FIELD? appreciate the work-life balance my current position If you are looking to get into the government, I would highly allows me. Over the last 10 years, I have worked my recommend applying to everything and anything that seems way up and while I do have busy days, I am able to interesting and aligns with your skillset. Once you get in be a bit more fl exible with my hours and/or work from you have access to internal competitions and honestly, I home when needed. This balance alleviates some of the have found that many of my skills are super transferable stress and guilt that can coincide with being a working (communication, coordination, administration, organization mom because I am lucky enough to leave work at work etc.). I have yet to get into the real nitty gritty of the and truly focus on my family (and various side-gigs). I macramé business but I can defi nitely say to anyone who was always of the mind that you work to live (not live is looking to start a side hustle that if you love what you’re to work). I think this is partially due to the fact that doing, just keep doing it! my dad used to spout off that saying all the time but mostly I just never really narrowed down my dream job WHERE CAN WE FIND YOU ONLINE? (aside from singing in a band – now I play drums in a Business Instagram: @knotty_hangs band AND sing!) I moved out of my mom’s house right Music Instagram: @averagetimesrule WHAT JOBS AND EXPERIENCES HAVE LED TO clingy toddler Brixton (Brix). When I do fi nally arrive at 18, so like many others, I’ve always hustled in order YOUR PRESENT POSITION(S)? at work, I typically hunker down in my cubicle for the to pay the bills so I pretty much just applied myself and I like to use the quote from Wayne’s World where duration of my morning, checking emails and going worked hard and now here I am. I also tend to crave he’s proudly showcasing his bulletin board full of over my ever growing to-do list which can range from stability which is one of the main reasons I applied name tags and hair nets (at his parents house responding to tasks from senior management to for a government job in the fi rst place. While I have cause he’s still living in their basement) and he attending meetings and writing out records of decision. experienced a few “shake-ups”, I know that my job is goes “I’ve worked a lot of Joe jobs, nothing I would Once the 9-5 is done, I am very privileged to get to go pretty well protected. I am so lucky to feel like kind of consider a career”. I pretty much had a handful of home and spend time with my family. I play with Brix stability and to have been able to take time off when jobs before landing a permanent position with the and help prepare our earlybird dinner with him and needed (i.e. my recent maternity leave!) The federal federal government. I started working at the ripe my ultra talented partner Curtis (check out his work government is also such a diverse and inclusive place age of 16, selling tickets and serving popcorn at the in the comic section of this zine!) Once Brix is down to work. They have defi nitely come a long way even local movie theater in Orleans (where I grew up). for the evening, I start working on my side hustle, since I started 12 years ago! Many poc and females After moving out at 18 and while attending college, I Knotty Hangs (macramé, fi ber art, wall hangings, are in charge and there is a strong focus on honouring worked at the local Blockbuster Video Store part-time plant hangers etc.). I am currently working on a couple those who represent as LGBTQ. I am super proud (what can I say, I love movies!). I later worked for a of custom orders and prepping for an upcoming fall to have worked for and learned from some of these 3rd party Reservations Company while also slinging artisan market so my evenings are pretty busy! powerful and infl uential executives. suds at Derringers Bar in Vanier. I then got a job working as a Bell Collections Agent which was equal TELL US ABOUT A PROJECT OR HOW DO YOU BEST SEEK OUT OPPORTUNITIES parts stressful and depressing but having all that ACCOMPLISHMENT THAT YOU CONSIDER TO BE FOR NEW PROJECTS? experience refl ected on my resume eventually led SIGNIFICANT IN YOUR CAREER. At my day job, I am always on the lookout for the latest to the start of my career with the Canada Border In reference to working at the CBSA , I feel pretty good opportunity to further my career! I subscribe to daily Services Agency in 2008. about the fact that I have worked my way up (through internal job callout letters and I make every attempt various competitions etc.) to the position I am currently to attend mentoring workshops as well as training WHAT DOES A TYPICAL WORK DAY ENTAIL in. In my personal life, I had always envisioned myself seminars offered through my branch. I will actually be participating in a “Women’s Advisory Committee Speed FOR YOU? playing in a band (since junior high) and after taking ABOUT THE INTERVIEWER: Well my mornings tend to be a bit of a shit show singing, keyboard and guitar lessons I ended up playing Mentoring Event” in a couple of weeks which I’m pretty Sheila is a TARG Perogi Wizard alumni trying to get ready (shower, eat something) while drums and eventually started the band Average Times jazzed about. I really appreciate the feedback and input & is involved in the local music scene simultaneously taking care of my super cute but with Curtis in my 20’s. We’ve played so many awesome I’ve received over the years from female executives I’ve as a promoter & aspiring sound tech. either worked for directly or indirectly. proportions? An epic 12 hours of enough enticement, there’s also a overnight VHS mayhem and analog new sound mix, and a reimagined carnage! score from original composer, Joe LoDuca! UNDER ConTROLL - Years back we Overfl owing from Halloween Month, screened the amazing we have a pair of chilling screenings documentary Best in the fi rst days of November that Worst Movie, and its couldn’t be squeezed in! legendarily horrible THE CURSE OF infl uence, Troll 2. On FREAKS - The SUPER, SPOOKY, BUCKOUT ROAD October 24th we have Paris International - Blood in the the Ottawa Premiere Fantastic Film SCREENINGS IN Snow Canadian of this so-bad-it’s- Fest: Best Besture Film Fest: Best hilarious horror fantasy, with the Film, and Audience OCTOBER! Film, and Best connection of having trolls in it, and Award winner Screenplay award an appearance by Friend-of-Mayfair makes its Ottawa Halloween Month is a favourite winner! Producer George Hardy (reprising his Troll 2 Premiere the week time of year for Mayfair John Gillespie will character from 1990). of November 1st! patrons... be in attendance Creepy sci-fi twists for a pair of screenings of this THE ROCKY abound as a girl uncovers a Although we’re always bringing urban legends horror on October HORROR PICTURE bizarre threat from a mysterious new fun stuff to our screen, the 17th! 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