WELCOME to the HOUSE of TARG! We've Got a Sweet Month of Arcade
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accelerate in speed upon being continuously hit. When hit by the paddle 3 times, the ball splits into two. Use the split to your advantage to hit WORDS FROM THE WIZARD as many squarest as you can. When the ball reaches the EXIT, the maze explodes, causing the HEY OTTAWA - WELCOME TO THE remaining blocks to be destroyed and adding the HOUSE OF TARG! We’ve got a sweet month of arcade remaining bonus to your score. action planned for you with exciting new games to explore, delicious varieties of handmade perogies to sample and a calendar packed Some squares contain capsule power-ups, just with every sort of show/event under the sun!! We are very excited like in ARKANOID: to announce that frozen perogi packs are now being offered - each box contains 24 frozen handmade cheddar/potato perogies, cooking B-Expands Paddle C-Catches Ball instructions and some fun prizes/swag - grab a box and bring the E-Extra Ball TARG wizard experience home!! Check out our NEW PUMPKIN PIE F-Fire Power (Shoots Fire Balls Instead of dessert perogi - available for the month of October but quantities are Lasers) limited so grab em while they’re hot!! We LOVE Halloween and are super excited I-Invinci Ball (Goes Through Anything) for our House of ARG Halloween Pirate Party & KROOKED KARNIVAL - check out our PEROGRAM S-Slows Ball Down. for more info and join us for this annual TARG blowout!!! Thanks for checking out issue #67 of TARG Zine - we hope that you fi nd it useful and entertaining. Thank you for your continued In some waves, some blocks will maneuver around in random fashion, while others are interest and support, we are here to serve you!!!!! #nevergiveup - yogi invisible. You’ll fi nd the game a lot more fun with two players. After Level 60, the game starts again with increased diffi culty. Happy Thanksgiving, gamers! See you next Here I go again, commentating about those month! Atari creators. They just can’t get enough. CENTIPEDE (I98l), SUPER SPRINT (1986), MILLIPEDE (l988), and PITFALL II (1985), have given this video game empire its own pedestal for years to come. OFF THE WALL is the latest game to come from the mind of Atari. It doubles almost like Taito’s ARKANOID, and SUPER BREAKOUT, with a few similar differences. Instead of a vaus, the player controls a paddle. And the blocks are replaced by very small squares. The plan is simple: the player has to get to a space marked EXIT but must fi ght through the maze of small squares to reach this destination. Destroy the squares for points, and keep the paddle in front of the ball. You will lose a life if the ball evades you. The ball starts off slow in OFF THE WALL, then starts to WELCOME TO THE SECRET WORLD OF MY TOY COLLECTION! Natural present: 80’s DANCE PARTY w/ DJ Remi SUN OCT 27 - Switched on Synths, Toughen Up Royale + musical guests ON VISION (80’s Pop present: FREE-PLAY SUNDAY: SYNTHWAVE EDITION! Hitz Live) the most authentic 80’s dance party in A Retro-Futuristic Arcade Takeover… the universe is back and everyone’s invited!!!! SynthWave Djs + Unlimited Arcade FreePlay Action Dance the night away to all your 80’s favourite + Mega Rad Visuals on the TeeVees + Perogies A GUIDE TO ALL THE CONCERTS TAKING PLACE AT tunes brought to you by our very own wizard and Served Late - Adults Only! $6 19+ 8pm - 2am DJ REMI ROYALE!! Singalongs, lasers galore **HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY*** HOUSE OF TARG THIS ROCKTOBER. PLUS live tribute bands!! ***DANCE PARTY*** THURS OCT 31 - House of TARG and Whitewater SAT OCT 19 - House of TARG, Chord Brewing present: House of “ARG” Halloween WED OCT 2 - House of TARG and PBR present: OUR CLASSIC MENU EVERY WEDNESDAY AT Productions and Ashton Brewing present: THE PIRATE PARTY! Hornswaggle Pirate Themed VIDEO GAME MUSIC LIVE w/ F8-BIT Yep it’s true - TARG!!*** WELL (Ustin Texas Psychedelic Doom Rock) w/ Carnival Games for Prizes & Booty. Drink wizard sg THE APHELION (Ottawa Space Rock) + BLACK Grog. Receive treasure for good costume and see the amazingly talented F8-BIT, Ottawa’s hottest House of TARG and Ottawa THURS OCT 10 - GALAXY (Ottawa Metal) + KING SWAN + OPIUM a MISFITS tribute band... it all takes place on the & most creative musicians, perform brilliant LIVE Pinball presents: ARCADE NITE!! No Bands, No renditions of you fave video game music - all ages WINTER (Ottawa Sludge Rock). Heavy doom, House of ARG Pirate ship. Our favourite night of cover, No worries!! Admission is free and all ages spaced out psychedelia and metal wizards set the year, served up with a brand new twist - rated welcome - a concert the whole family can enjoy!! are welcome ***BEER SPECIAL: AMSTERDAM ***50% OFF PEROGIES FROM OUR CLASSIC out on an intergalactic highway of fuzzed out aRRRRR!!! ***TARG OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN 3 SPEED LAGER 568 ML $6.50 EVERY PARTY*** MENU EVERY WEDNESDAY THIS MONTH!!*** THURSDAY.*** stoner goodness ***ROCKTOBER*** House of TARG and Beaus All Natural THUR OCT 3 - House of TARG, CHORD FRI OCT 11 - House of TARG, Chord Productions WED OCT 23 - House of TARG presents: THE FRI NOV 1 - Productions presents CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS and Beau’s All Natural present: REANIMATOR JINS (Vancouver Grunge Fun Rock) + LUNA LI present: 80’s DANCE PARTY w/ DJ Remi Royale (San Francisco Grindcore played by real robots) (MTL Thrash + CHEMICIDE (Costa Rica Thrash) (TO Indie) + XIL (Ottawa indie/Alt Grunge) + + British POP Edition musical guests THE START + BEHOLD… THE ARCTOPUS (NYC Instrumental + CRUEL FATE (Old School Death Metal from HEIGHTS PEAK (Ottawa Alt Rock) and mixed (Live 80s British rock, pop and R&B) - Ottawa’s Metal) + DYSRHYTHMIA (NYC Prog/Instrumental Ottawa) + DOMINATION (Ottawa Thrash) thrash indie showcase featuring Canada’s newest fun tribute to 80’s era British rock, pop and R&B Metal) + ALGORIDDEMZ (Cybernetic Entertainment thrash thrash thrash #ROCKTOBER thrash thrash up and coming band wizards #ROCKTOBER - covering bands like David Bowie, Elvis Costello, ***50% OFF ANY ORDER OF OUR HANDMADE Tears For Fears,The Cure, Queen, New Order, Pet unit of the future). CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS thrash thrash thrash thrash thrash thrash PEROGIES EVERY WED AT TARG!!*** music is played live, physically by the 2 robots, thrash thrash thrash thrash thrash thrash thrash Shop Boys, Billy Idol, and so many more! The GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT0110 + the human slave ***THRASH!!!*** THURTHUR OCOCTT 2244 - HouseHouse of TARTARGG aandnd WhiWhitewatertewaterr most authentic 80’s dance party in the universe is JBOT. ***SHOW OF THE YEAR*** BrewinBrewingg ppresent:resent: PPOSSUMOSSUM ((TOTO ppsych/garage)sych/garage) ww// back and everyone’s invited!!!! Dance the night SAT OCT 12 - House of TARG, Kevin Knows sg DEDEUXUX TRTROISOIS (Kingston Post punk/New wave) away to all your 80’s favourite tunes brought to FRI OCT 4 - House of TARG and Beaus All Natural Productions and Ashton Brewing present: DANCE + THE FREFREQUENCIESQUENCIES (O(OTTTT GGARAGE/PSYCH/ARAGE/PSYCH/ you by our very own wizard and DJ REMI ROYALE!! present:80’s DANCE PARTY w/ DJ Remi Royale + MIX ‘95 - 90s Pop, Eurodance & Hip Hop Dance PROGPROG)) don’t miss this killer psych/garage bill Singalongs, lasers galore ***DANCE PARTY** musical guests THE JOHN HUGHES ORCHESTRA Party!! An evening of dance/pop tunes inspired ffeaturingeaturing a sweet mix ooff excitinexcitingg new talent - (80’s New Wave Tribute) the most authentic 80’s by the Muchmusic Dance Mix compilations of the aawesome!!!wesome!!! #R#ROCKTOBEROCKTOBER ***EARLY START/START/ SAT NOV 2 - House of TARG and Ashton Brewing 90s with the occasional detours into 90s hip hop dance party in the universe is back and everyone’s EARLY FINISH***FINISH*** present: BIG SHINY TUNES LIVE! ONE YEAR & Eurodance…. A clubbers paradise! ***FUN invited!!!! ***DANCE PARTY*** ANNIVERSARY + WEEZER TRIBUTE MEGA SHOW FUN FUN*** FRI OCT 25 - House of TARG, Spectrasonic w VJ Jeff The Temp and musical guests SLEEZER and Beau’s All Natural present: HALLOWEEN (Kingston Weezer Tribute) performances of THE SAT OCT 5 - House of TARG, Val Halla Holdings WED OCT 16 - House of TARG, Spectrasonic EMOCORE 4 - TOUCHE AMORE (by Home Away “BLUE ALBUM” and “PINKERTON” from front present: METALIAN (MTL True Metal) + MARECAGES and Beaus’s All Natural present: BLACK MASTIFF From Here) + PARAMORE (by Mosely) + FALL OUT (Quebec Sludge Metal). Dj Valhalla. Dueling (Edmonton Stoner Rock) w/sg CHRON GOBLIN to back, with a smattering of greatest hits in BOY (by No Hits) + EMO NIGHT LIVE (by Rydell) between! VJ JEFF plays all of you fave 90s music guitars, thundering drums, pounding bass, and (Calgary rock n roll) + more super heavy stoner It’s that fun time of year when you get to dress true falsetto vocals, they show that old school riffi n’ action on a Wednesday night? #ROCTOBER vids on the big screen. PRO TIP - Brush up on your up for prizes, eat candy, party and see all your 90’s music trivia, VJ Jeff The Temp has some wild metal is still alive, and very, very, very strong. Yes please!!***50% OFF PEROGIES FROM fave local bands pay tribute to the emocore prizes to give away to nostalgic brainiacs!!!!! Expect 2 killer sets from TARG faves METALIAN. OUR CLASSIC MENU EVERY WEDNESDAY IN bands that got you thru all those tuff times. AUGUST!!** ***90s ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM GIVE-AWAY** ROCTOBER ***VORTEX RECORD RELEASE #ROCKTOBER ***FUN FUN FUN*** SHOW*** THURS OCT 17 -House of TARG and Ottawa SAT OCT 26 - House of TARG, Shade Nyx and WED OCT 9 - House of TARG, STERN Army, Pinball presents: ARCADE NITE!! No Bands, No FREEPLAY - EVERY SUSUNDAYNDAY NITE - HouseHouse of cover, No worries!! Admission is free and all ages Ashton Brewing present: BURLESQUE NIGHT: Ottawa Punk Pinball and PBR present: MONTHLY Girl, Girls, Girls & Ghouls.