A Guide to All the Concerts Taking Place at House Of
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WORDS FROM THE WIZARD HEY OTTAWA - WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF TARG! We’ve got a sweet month of arcade action planned for you with exciting new games to explore, delicious varieties of handmade perogies to sample and a calendar packed with every sort of show/event under the sun! You asked for it so we made it happen - FAMILY FREEPLAY SUPER SUMMER SUNDAYS have been extended for the month of August and we couldn’t be more stoked - unlimited arcade action all day long for the whole family!! Looking for the sweetest deal in town? Look no further - 50% off on any order of handmade perogies off our CLASSIC MENU every Wednesday in August from 5pm till close!!! Thanks for checking out our monthly TARG zine - we hope that you fi nd it useful and entertaining - our 65th issues and still going strong!!!! Thank you for your continued interest and support, we are here to serve you!!!!! #nevergiveup - yogi baddies, then they disappear. A new crop of computerized eyeballs will be introduced after a 5-second interval. The labyrinth maze contains two types of corridors: long and short. The computerized eyes have an advantage in the extended halls because they move slowly, while the player moves at a rapid speed. Don’t get caught in the long corridors because although the computer’s eyeballs move at a crawl, one shot while you’re making a run for it is all they need. You lose a man if you’re shot by a computerized eye? In Eyes, the player must be smart. Try to locate a short path or hallway awhile in the long corridor and duck into it. The computerized eyes don’t normally use the small paths, which entices you to collect more items or fi re back at the enemy when they least expect it. Collect all items to move to the next stage. There are 8 stages in all. TaIt appears that Rock-Ola’s vid game Eyes See you next month, gamers! may have been inspired once Midway’s Pac- Man (80) Ms. Pac-Man (1981), and Junior Pac-Man (1982) cordially were introduced. Back in the 1980’s, solving maze puzzles was the basic norm. Set in a labyrinth maze, Eyes is a player playing, well, a giant eyeball that moves around the entire closure while gathering certain items. Now, you can’t just grab the items, you have to shoot them to collect them. The eye contains a paralyzing and invisible beam that zaps the items for points while maneuvering throughout the labyrinth. While collecting the items, the player must also avoid the computerized eyes that patrol the maze. 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LEBROCK AND Synthwave comes through with and then researching more Released November 22nd 2012 ULTRABOSS chilling vocals by Josh Dally who of the artists she has been Perhaps the Monolith of FROM THE ALBUM “THE tells it from the heart and hits you featured with (countless hard hitting atmospheric CHASE - LAST RUN” right in the feels no matter how amazing songs), really helped synthwave grooves Dynatron Released December 22nd 2017 many times you hit repeat, this me to fi nd out who was who in perpetually chugs onward to a With two of the biggest names track always leaves me wanting the scene and even propelled cataclysmic celestial release. in Vocal (Lebrock) and Heavy more Synthwave in my diet. WELCOME TO THE SECRET WORLD OF MY TOY COLLECTION! Canada’s hottest independent bands. Tall COMMUNITY CLOTHING SWAP #4: Back 2 Skool cans of Amsterdam 3 Speed only $6.50 every Edition!! 2pm - 5pm. Admission is FREE and all Thurs. Doors @ 8pm!! ***EARLY START/EARLY ages are welcome - swap for something you want FINISH*** and reduce your carbon footprint - donations accepted at the door for the OTTAWA HUMANE A GUIDE TO ALL THE CONCERTS TAKING PLACE AT FRI AUG 23 - House of TARG and Beau’s All SOCIETY ***FREE FREE FREE*** HOUSE OF TARG THIS AUGUST. Natural present: DÉVAH QUARTET Performing Rush’s 2112 live + OLD JAMES (Ottawa 70’s SAT AUG 31 - House of TARG and Ashton Rock ‘N Roll) + NESSIE (Ottawa Progressive Brewing present: BACK TO ROCK N ROLL HIGH THUR AUG 8 - House of TARG and Whitewater (Brooklyn/Toronto Experimental ) + THE HAIG Hard Rock). DÉVAH are Toronto’s virtuoso string SCHOOL! w/ THE RAYMONDS (A RAMONES Brewing present: DANNY VAN SCENEY (Ottawa CHECK (Ottawa Metamorphic Rock). Take the Trip. quartet returns to TARG to perform RUSH’s Experience MTL) + THUNDERKOK (Ottawa Metal) Space Fuzz Duo) + IN HEAT (Ottawa RAWK) + Tall cans of Amsterdam 3 Speed only $6.50 every masterpiece 2112 - stoked!! ***HIGHLY + THE THRILL (Ottawa Rock) + DJ Steve Adamyk. SIMONAK (MTL Hard Rock). Get LAZERED in the Thurs. Early Show Doors @ 8pm!! ***TAKE THE RECOMMENDED*** Live bands for every clique at TARG Secondary mind by these 3 hard rocking independent outfi ts. TRIP*** School. What gang will yo hang with... The Punks, Tall cans of Amsterdam 3 Speed only $6.50 every SAT AUG 24 - House of TARG and Ashton The HeadBangers, The Rockers or The Nerds? - join Brewing present: MY SON THE HURRICANE us!! ***PICTURE DAY AT TARG HIGH SCHOOL*** Thurs. Doors @ 8pm!! ***EARLY START/EARLY FRI AUG 16 - House of TARG and Beaus All (Toronto Big Funk Machine) + DRFTR (Niagara FINISH*** Natural present:80’s DANCE PARTY w/ DJ Remi Royale + musical guests THE JOHN HUGHES Folk) + CLOUD CITY (Ottawa Progressive Jazz/ THUR SEPT 5 - House of TARG and Whitewater FRI AUG 9 - House of TARG, First Crush ORCHESTRA (80’s New Wave Tribute) the most Funk). MY SON THE HURRICANE are a multi Brewing present: IAN BLURTON’S FUTURE NOW Promotion, Switched On Synths present: PETRA authentic 80’s dance party in the universe is horn, multi drummer, multi singer brass funk (Toronto Heavy Rock) + ESPANOLA (Toronto Rock) GLYNT ((MTL Experimental SynthPop) + ICE CREAM back and everyone’s invited!!!! Dance the night dance party. No dance fl oor is safe. Hailing + THE BAND WHOSE NAME IS A SYMBOL (Ott (TO Electro Duo/PostPunk/Post Everything) + away to all your 80’s favourite tunes brought to from Niagara/Toronto, the band mixes New Psychedelic) + GLENN MILCHEM (Toronto Solo ORCHIDAE (Ottawa Melancholic SynthPop). Super you by our very own wizard and DJ REMI ROYALE!! Orleans style grooves with funk, jazz and hiphop performer /Blue Rodeo, Change Of Heart, Holy stoked for an amazing show featuring a new set Singalongs, lasers galore PLUS live tribute ***GOOD TIMES GUARANTEED*** Fuck). Guitar Wizard and TARG fave Ian Blurton of material from TARG favourite PETRA GLYNT bands!! ***DANCE PARTY*** returns with a new whack of songs and a new WED AUG 28 - House of TARG and PBR group of killer musicians. Expect some old school ***SYNTHY FEM POST-PUNK*** SAT AUG 17 - House of TARG, Hot Tramp present: A evening of PostHarcore/MetalCore. rock, trippy excursions & jaw dropping 6 string SAT AUG 10 - House of TARG and Ashton Brewing Management and Ashton Brewing present: THE EVEN THE TREES (Toronto Progressive Post- magik. Doors @ 8pm!! ***GUITAR HERO*** present: BIG SHINY TUNES LIVE: 4 Pillars of Seattle LEANOVER (Upstate New York/Mtl DreamGroove) Hardcore/Post-Rock) + PARLIAMENT OWLS Edition. Featuring NEVERMIND (Nirvana Tribute) + SPARKLESAURUS (ottawa glitterwve) + THE (Toronto Progressive Post-Hardcore) + YARNS FRI SEPT 6 - House of TARG and Beaus All + HAIL HAIL (Pearl Jam Tribute) + GET BORN MONOTYMES (Ottawa New Indie Alternative - This (Ottawa SoundScape) + HELD IN SECRET Natural present:80’s DANCE PARTY w/ DJ Remi AGAIN (Alice in Chains Tribute) + SUPERUNKNOWN months TARG Pin-Ups) + THE KOMMENDEN (Mtl (Ottawa Metalcore). Doors @ 8pm!! ***50% Royale + musical guests 2 HIP TO BE SQUARE (Soundgarden Tribute) + VJ Jeff The Temp. A KrautPop/ Indie) Excited for this special live OFF PEROGIES FROM OUR CLASSIC MENU (Huey Lewis and the News 9 Piece Cover Band).