r The Kentucky Kernel
VOLUME XL NUMBER 35 FRIDAY, JULY 28, 1950 LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY
Every Pound Counts! Kernel Quick-Sight Into What's Inside University's Policy On Course Credits Summer dieting story . . ,
page 3. Lpistlc from Mr. Hamilton in letters eolumn . . . page 2. If Students Are Drafted Is Announced Wildcat HtSMJ bashe'bali Only Joe Stalin Could Answer The Question sehedule . . . )>agc 4.
Bob Gain meets Stellas . . . Of Probability Of Ail-Out War At This Time Registration Cards )>agc 3. English Prof Discusses Says Dr. Donovan In Statement For Kernel Error in marriage figures Are Now Available By
pointed ou* . . . page 2. Last Century Magazines Students planning to register What are the chances of being called up for service? No High school students at for the fall semester in Septem- seeins to ber may obtain registration cards know. I K music clinic . . . page 3. "Magazines anil Their Headers One Hundred Fifty Years at a special booth in the base- What will be the University's policy concerning credit for Students to present stream- Ago," was the subject of an address given Monday in the Brows- ment of the Administration i in student receives Building, according to Dr. Lee COTH case a such a call? That we do know. lined version of opera "Car- ing Boom of the library by Dr. William S. Ward, of the UK Eng- Sprowles. registrar. The tentative decision, subject to approval of the faculty, men . . . page 3. lish Department. The booth will be open from according to President H. I.. Donovan, is this: The student may 2-4 Read library science schovi Interest has grown in old periodi- 9-12 a m . and p.m.. on Wed- cals during the past 15 years. Dr. nesday. Thursday, and Friday. receive full credit for any course in which he is passing if he con- feature . . . page 3. Ward said, possibly because they are tinues in the University through the sixth week of summer school. Downing Open Tennis a relatively unexplored field. These old magazines are interesting be- The sixth week ends tomorrow. Tournament story . . . )>age 4. cause they tell us what and how the When questioned about the probability of a major war. Presi- Intermural Softball tourney average man though 150 years ago. Some of the pressing subjects back dent Donovan said. "I am not anticipating an all-out war at this to begin . . . page 4. UK Accepts then were democracy, industrialism, time. However." he added, "only Joe Stalin could answer that said. W e a t he and capitalism, the speaker Several famous old periodicals of finest ion." )xigc 2. which Dr. Ward gave short histories $22,800 In STUDENTS WHO HAVE had to leave for service already will were: Gentleman's Magazine. Criti- receive half credit for their courses 9i cal Review. Monthly Review, and since they did not the Edenburg Review. six the required weeks. Thus far only one such case is I The review is different from the Gift Funds the registrar's office. High School magazine in that it prints chiefly writings. Dr. criticisms of books and A total of $22,800 in gifts has been In the event any student is called to service during the regu- Ward said. One of the character- of accepted by the UK Board Trus- semester beginning in of the reviews of days lar September, he will receive full credit istics those tees. Most of the money will go for was that they were unsigned. This Bandsmen research or scholarship funds. for all courses in which lie is passing if he lias completed at made for much freedom and hon- The University Agricultural Ex- least weeks of the semester. of 12 esty expression. periment Station will receive $11,100 average review was about 15 The of the total. These gifts In all cases when the student is called, in order to receive pages long. Long enough for reli- Due Here $2000 from the Distillers Feed Re- credit for his courses, he will have to submit ev idence of his gion and politics to get mixed up im- Approximately 250 Kentucky high search Council. Inc.. Cincinnati, for .. . . . , with the reviewing, the speaker said. mediate induction to the registrars office. school bandsmen and 30 band direc- research on the value of corn dis- livestock feed: tors are expected to a five-day sum- tillers dried grains as THIS IS "the idential policy used by the University during mer band clinic $5 000 from the Keenland Founda- beginning on the ar II. to continuation of study World W according Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain vice presi- campus Monday, July 31. Agriculture College tion for a on in new foals: and Serving as guest conductor of the Plans Poultry Course Jaundice born dent of the University. "It seemed to work effectively then. clinic will be Bernard Fitzgerald, $4100 from the Republic Steel Cor- Everybody thought it fair and reasonable." poration for research In the vice president said. director of the University of Texas The College of Agriculture and Roundtable management, pasture and concert band. Mr. Fitzgerald is Home Economics is sponsoring a irritation. president of the College Band Di- short course in poultry-raising Other gifts received were $2500 rectors National Association. August 7-11. It will be open to all from the Consolidation Coal Com- The guest conductor will be as- poultry-keepers, hatchery operators, Subject Is Staff Changes Veterans File renewal of May sisted by Dr. Edwin E. Stein, head and other persons connected with pany of Kentucky for that company's research fellowship of the Music Department, and Profs. the poultry industry. Re-entrance Papers fund in the College of Engineering: Frank J. Prindl, William Worrell, Assisting members of the poultry Are Released and Warren Lutz, all of the Usage $5000 from Houston Endowment. are in UK University will g Atom section at the music staff. flock-owners, hatchery operators Inc.. for the 1950-51 Jesse H. and and who do Mary Gibbs Jones scholarships: Recreation plans for students and and three authorities from other "Should the U.N. Authorize the By Colleges not plan to change their objec- directors are as follows: Monday, Use of the Atomic Bomb at This $1000 from the Ralph E. Mills tive may file re-entrance forms OR Sl'NDAE is thr problem photographer Mark Hughes states. movies: Tuesday, dancing: Wednes- Stage of the Korean Conflict?" will Foundation for renewal of two in the Veterans Office beti Joan Thompson ponderinc one lunrhtime this week. From i At the close of the course exam- following staff changes have day, faculty recital: Thursday, be the topic discussed over station scholarships, one in the College of The 1 ere we stand. Joan ran eat either or both—and still be the Kernel's stu- inations will be given persons who and September 10. Engineering and one in the College been approved by the nation for Miss Pin-l'p of 1930. The answer to the question of dent recital: and Friday, concert by desire to qualify to approve flocks WHAS at 10:30 a.m. Sunday on the of Agriculture: $500 from the Ken- committee of the Board of salad vs. sundae though ran be found on page 3 in a feature on dieting the clinic band. All these programs and test for certain diseases in the "UK Round Table." at 8 Plan. Thls weeks participants include tucky Association of Highway Con- COLLEGE OF ARTS AND >< 1 1 Dr. Riley B. Montgomery, president tractors for renewal of that organi- ENCE8 — Appointment: Gordon F. of the College of the Bible; Dr. zation's scholarship; $700 from the Lewis, community analyst. Bureau Lewis A. Pardue. dean of the Grad- Kentucky Utilities Company to of Community Service. FilsonClub uate School and a physicist; Dr. cover the University's share in the Resignations: Dan K. Hamilton. Elvis J. Stahr. dean of the Law co»t of operation gauging stations assistant professor of geology: Oscar Nation's Divorce Rate Will Increase College and a former Army officer on Dix River: and $2000 from the o Brockett. instructor. Department Will Meet stationed in Asia, and Ivan E. Ball, senior mens leadership society. 0f English: William G. King, assist on student and former Army|Omicron Delta Kappa, for construe - ant geologist. The Filson Club, oldest historical t who will present the en- tion of a lighting system on the UK C OLLEGE OF AGRICl LTl RE association in Kentucky. * ill hoM a Says Family Life Institute Speaker man's viewpoint. ' intramural athletic field. AND HOME ECONOMICS — Ap- special summer session meeting pointment: Robert N. Price, assist- Monday at 8 p.m. in the Fine Arts ant chemist. Department of Feed Building, according to Dr. A Ix-lief that the United States will have M increasing number and children, and increased appreciation for the place of youth ' and Fertilizer Control. D. Clark, head of the Leaves of absence: Charles M. of of divorces was expressed by Dr. KcuIhii Hill. University of North in community life, and greater economic freedom for women. Stranger, soils assistant, granted Carolina sociologist, at a meeting of the Family Life Institute in a SEPARATE speech concerning courtship. Dr. Hill said leave to December 31. 1950. in order who to continue graduate study: William Front ier in which was held on the campus last week tnat Americans arc strangely irrational in their choice of mates B. Back, assistant in farm manage- Reservations made for I leave Septem- Dr. Hill said this country was a rough testing ground" for and that too many marriages are "'in the Hollywood romantic ment, granted from total 130 although 150 persons are ber 1. 1950. to June 30. 1951. in order families and that problems confronting American families today tradition." expected to attend. Among those attending will be the are more numerous and more complex than ever lieforc in the L. Parks All things considered, he declared, a man docs not select the officers of the Filson Club They assistant nation s history. are Judge Davis 1 tvpe „f woinall who will make a good wife. nomics: Miss Mary World W ar II fostered countless unstable marriages that have veterinarian. "u v a l, nos t alwavs selects the sort of woman with whom he COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING — Mr Richard 1 families. Ludie I in turn created unstable Dr. Hill said. Children pro- can fall in love, and women likewise select husbands on the same Resignation: Elbert E. Williams, in- vllle. marriages, he continued, will structor. Department of General duced by these are now and con- gloriously irrelevant basis. It is almost as if we selected doctors Engineering. tinue for a number of years to Ik- this nation s "problem children." for the color of their hair or railroad engineers for their knowledge ( OLLEGE OF EDI CATION—Ap- Ridgley Park, critic teacher. Univer- pointments: Robert Hopper, asso- Hut despite their seriousness these problems are not hopeless, of early Egyptian theology sity School. ciate professor. Division of Adminis- COLLEGE OF PHARMACY —Ap- positive approach - striking at the causes of delinquency, di- Lee. critic teacher. A "THE PEHSON WITH whom one most easily falls in love is tration: Opal pointment : D. H. Harold R Bink- parental neglect - will prove more effective University School: recorder vorcc and than the the person whom one can idealize, but this is not particularly a ley: Instructor in Resignation John L negative work of patching up liomes that already are broken, he valuable trait in the marriage situation. cation. sar- recorder Leaves of absence: Herbert Soren- asserted. tnmmsrn Hh norms of courtship desirability are sometimes definitely son. distinguished professor, granted pointment of absence from September 1. "These problems." Dr. Hill went on, "are soluble if most of us opposed to those of marriage. The subtleties of a woman's char- leave sistant. Acquisitions 1950. to September 1. 1951. in order Resignations: Mrs. Austell B. family |x -ople are working to keep families we ll." . . at tt r evcn unreasonable whimsies or great blank spots of mvsterv ! to accept a Fulbright professorship ett. assistant. Serials too. lie expected to increase, in Norway; Mrs. Louise W Worth- Gillespie CHILDLESS MABBIACES. may j„ her, may make her very attractive before marriage but very Ellsworth ington. critic teacher. University quisitions Department. Hill said, since they "are liettcr equipi>ed to meet the hazards Dr. hard to live with. School, granted leave for one year of economic ill. 1*111 tlian an- those marriages burdened with - ' beginning September 1; Charles R Mrs. Irene Stahl. Mrs. Emma Davis, lland Dr Hi „ sak , caM 1X)illt out in . ^ ^ mfmm Crumpton. associate professor of in- and Mrs. Julia Bogg.s. housemothers. chlldr< " numerable women who liave every wifely virtue but lack the abil- dustrial education, granted sabba- DEAN OF WOMEN — Appoint- tical leave for the first semester of ment: Lillian Tate, head resident. With the many new family problems brought by war there OOPS! Bill Gordon — the gent with the cane — may b« pleased with p« to get husbands." to complete re- of Torch- 1950-51 in order Sayre Hall. gains. Dr. Hill pointed out. the smiles he's getting from two winsome members "The wen also appreciable Among those quirements for the doctoral degree. Other staff changes MARRIAGE EDUCATION and counseling is perliaps the bearers" cast . . . but turn around. Bill . . . Zell Sharff would have a of fathers on the part of wives word with you. The four are cu mnm of nn^—fc, this , the speaker continued. ^ production, a satire on little I University Announces New Director For 'Best Band In Dixie'
Any student desiring to join the University Marching The director has dev ised a new method of planning band
fall should contact Mr. Lutz at the Music Depart- nations. He experiments with a small model football field. Sn W arren Lutz, instructor of woodwinds in the Music Depart- Hand this Arts Building. marching band is open pins— resembling hat pins— represent band personnel. The ment and assistant director of University bands last season, has ment in the Fine The plex formations are plotted on the miniature field. After the de- ln-en appointed director of the "Best Hand In Dixie's" intricate to men students only. Mr. Lutz pointed out that bandsmen w ill register early this sired effects have been achieved, the formations are transferred marching unit. He replaces Frank J. Prindl. who will devote his the group to have preparation for to mimiographed material anil distributed to each bandsman. time to l>eing director of the University symphonic band. fall. This will enable ample
to the University last fall their initial appearance at the Kcntuckv -L.S.U. game. Mr. Lutz came after receiving a A highlight of the band s forthcoming activities will be a alxnit the tvpe of shows on the agenda for bachelor of Music degree from the University of Illinois. For When questioned special homecoming contest open to sororities, fraternities, and that the band will intro- four years he was a member of the famous "Marching lllini," one the football season, Mr. Lutz commented other campus organizations. Oi the leaders in inarching bands. He received his training under duce new tvpe field presentations never Ixforc seen in Lexington. Mark Hindsley, director of the Illinois group and past national Precision individual and mass movement drills will be executed. Each entrant in the homecoming contest will lx- asked to sub- director of American Hands. He also served in the last World Special lighting will lie included in the night drills. The band mit a proposed show for the band to perform at the lioinecoming War with the conduit engineers for 42 months, holding the rank will attach flash lights to their hats and outline formations in of second lieutenant. the dark. SUCH FAC.TOHS as nature of formations, music to lie plaved, 1950-51 edition of the "Rest Hand In Dixie" will nnmlxr DON WILSON and his small daughter. Donna, who were ap- THE and marching arrangements will be taken into consideration. Tlx- KMI. Ma\ Smith, ol Somerset, ky.. will act as drum major of the plauded on Stoll last year, will front the band as twirlers. WARREN I I T/.. FkU organization submitting the most show will be Uiown working over a hand, and Miss Sitty llussell. kappa Alpha Theta, is the newly ap- Mr. Wilson and his fivc-vcar-old daughter have recently been pl.inning a trophy. convention at Los Angeles. Mall pointed band sponsor. rated superior in the Shriner's I S i <~opy Available
Vagv 2, THE KERNEL, Friday, July 28, 1950 FellowJournalist Points Out The Kentucky Kernel Errors In Marriage Figures
Entered »t the Post OfiV SUBSCRIPTION RATES 103.952 married men in the United Kentucky, clmi There are a* Mrond $1 00 per semester llw Act ot March J. 187». lot have a spouse. ever- Noll Blair Cartoonist This startling bit of information was culled from the Joe Lee Ma.MKinp Editor _ _ _ _ lists iruitful pages of the "World Almanac." The book 191.087 Bob Fain News Editor Stanley Portmann. Gene Sears. Dor- oth Allen. Wilfred Lott. Eleanor It should be noted J. T. Vauphn.. News Editor y men as married, but only 10.087.1 15 women. Mclnturff, Mosley. Paul » Wynn Star.lry P.rti.l i . s .rts Editor ; that there was also listed the number of widowed and divorced Joan Conk Business Manager Knapp. Joyce Cooley. Tony Berry, Reporters and that ol Wilfred Lott Advert isine so there can lx- ixi confusion between these conditions matrimony. of a filler (one of I ran into these interesting figures because re- fill up .space in a paper that the 1 Pregnant Possibility those little paragraphs used to porter couldn't use) that appeared in a former issue of The Reveille. Ml tin's sunless, t lu-crloss. playlcss. believed by many to lx- of This particular filler claimed that t0 percent the married endless. but at tlx tinte far from studvless weather vw'Vc not to call people in the United States were men. Now I do want blessed" with lor two weeks has resulted in endless fusfiint:. journalist a fiar. but it is finite obvious he went off half- ng. and discussing. But trolxxly to our knowledge lias, pro- i blow cocked without investigating the facts. True, he made what posed to do amlhing alxmt it. or even offered a suggestion. That's sounded like a logical assumption, but it cannot be denied that vv lu re we come in. gixxl journalism. two weeks is not such a bad thing sound research and thoroughness are the basis of \!iik Twain's contention that nobody ever does anything Student Demands i Have you ever tried to read a set purpose here is not to take this writer to task, of encyclopedias in two weeks?—Ed.' However, the alvmt the weather has already lxxrn cast into the discard by the Writ By Campus Cleanup Handily Students should take great joy in modern rainmakers who have had considerable success in New This is the first time I have writ- doing such little chores. ten to the Kernel and I sincerely No one in his right mind will even picture. York of late. I presumed that the grill would Wants One Cut time school did. hope you will find time and space to think of worrying about the outcome there some people who do not know they are married? I possible, not I£ preg- start the same Are If rainmakers are why unrainmakers? a print the complaint which I am en- of his courses. Such matters are Per ( redit Hour It didn t. have seen some who could lx- in this state. nant cloud can lx- seeded with dry ice, why can't an already closing. only trivial. I've said it before and The first day I waited patiently I read with interest the letter This complaint is that the student I'll it again: school is nothing not want to admit they are of doors would open any say Are there some women who do ilc ! galoshes, supposing the In n.itniv cloud lx- unseeded, possibly with old a couple of weeks ago concerning body does not seem to have the re- but a four-year joy. minute. The following days. I also seems unlikely. the cut system. I felt that the solu- spect due our beautiful campus. By June Graduate married? This umbrellas, and term papers? We'd like to know. If this weren't the presuming the grill was a tion waited— the total lack effort It presented was too extreme for this I mean of Is bigamy more prevalent among women than supposed? Idiot something would lx- done about it little slow in adopting the early- En, we bdfew our policy and aflministration. but I on the part of most students in help- opening hour. would seem so from the figurt s. still think that something could be ing to make the grounds more beau- Doesn't Like Movies Now I know that the grill has no doing such little things they are done to clear all the confusion. tiful by as Do some men list themselves as married men when opening at 7 o'clock . . . suppose a word of appreciation Why isn't it possible for us intention of throwing waste-paper into trash I to like a probable no place to go from 7 to is due the powers that be for ar- to beat the income tax? This sounds 1 Break During The Week have one cut per credit hour? If a and I have cans. not, so as 8 except to class. often observed students ranging a free movie program for student is absent in excess of this I have explanation. session. However, the number, he should be reported to Doesn't the Kernel wage editorial who fling bits and scraps of paper the summer of subjects doesn't suit an some men who list themselves as married in order The movies series sponsored by the Extension Department on the denn of his college. Then as a campaigns occasionally to correct onto the ground when they were selection Are there How about it? standing right beside a trashcan. old country boy like me. Too much penalty he should be given fewer just such injustices? to impress a fam ily, a female or another male? A low trick in 1 s l.i\s at S:t5 p.m. in the Memorial Hall Amphitheater has cuts for the next semester, or as This isn't the only thing I don't like Repeated several times daily on var- arty stuff. school — but that ious parts of the campus, such a I thought two or three times I'd anybody's book. paved to lx- a pleasant break in the otherwise not too eventful we do for every other breach of about summer morning after as this can readily just quit going, but I've managed to attendance, have one credit hour sevan o'clock class practice cause Did the census taker get confused or deliberately try to mis- summer school week. Attendance at the Amphitheater has been morning after morning is getting me the men who clean up the grounds stick it out up to now. All that bird and or one quality point added to matter. that animal business is just too much lead the public? If so. I hope the new census clears up the gixxl. his graduation requirements. Of down. As a service to mankind—me to weep. I am sure a bit more and especially that symphonv course this would entail more book- —I think the Kernel should take a cooperation from students would be for me, and person consider himself or herself divorced and the short around such as Does one Several mov ies centered topics American keeping for the administration, stand on this matter. a great improvement on the looks of music. I did enjoy Burl Ives, though, but of J. Bruno Halifax the grounds. and that banjo music. other party still married? This is one way universities, wild life, music, from ballad to opera, and others I think it would be worth the work. Student I sure hope they have some west- In this way the student would still • under alimony. have !x"en shown each week. have the responsibility of keeping 1 11 be here. Clem The answe r probably lies in a combination of Tuesday a 20 minute film on Canoe Country and a 55 minute track of his absences without the 'Flash' Finds Fault condition. chance of going wild. Says Students Lack but what is more important is a way of correcting this borim jue on Carmen with Charlie Chaplin will lx- shown. The Helpful With Conservatives Some married men could die and not tell their wives about it 1)< partment has planned for the following week five films which • Since arriving on the campus I Bitterness Over War Big Business Plan have reached the conclusion that Why must the students go off the so that they stiU considered themselves married, but this would represent a few ol the different classes of non-theatrical motion You ran an editorial last week be- the true college spirit is dead. No and enter- A Curse To Those Who moaning the bitterness on the cam- campus for recreation the lost-and-found department a lot of extra students take pride in probably cause pictures. longer do pus of the males facing a call to tainment? Unnamed Oppose looking as students are supposed to At most colleges of this size, the trouble. Students who are interested in variety of the extra-curricular military service. You mentioned the Dear Editor: look. attitude of doubt and anxiety that administrative staff has seen fit to who do not know when they are well-off could get an- needed stu- Men sor! shouldn't miss these last two programs of the series. Please, dear lady, allow me to pro- For example, the flat-topped hat prevails among them. provide the devices by dents to enjoy themselves. But this wife, this is a slight flirtation with the law in most state* nounce a final benediction upon of yore is seen no more. In its Frankly. I haven't sensed it to any other but the Fedora, the if it does ex- is not so at the University. Here we those who support me in the cheese- place has appeared marked extent, really as well as Ix ing rather drastic. have nothing but the game room, cake issue, and a final curse upon Homburg. and the bare head — ist. It seems to me, on the contrary, to to lie is the only of the swimming pool, the tennis The best answer to evening up the figures seems me Remember Mc Vey Hall! anything that is contrary. often bald. The hat not that there is an amazing amount University. the courts, and a few other trivial I would not, of course, condemn vanishing part of the light-heartedness, considering with the old maids. Each one of these poor souls should lx- allow- things. What this school needs is to the individuals involved but rather, Gone too are the brightly colored awful prospect of a course of events shirts that once that will surely change our lives to replace the Coke machines in most to consider herself married without actually taking a husband. The University, undoubtedly in cooperation with the Army. their attitudes. It is observed that socks, trousers, and ed its place a marked extent, so long as each of of the buildings with pinball ma- my opponents dared not even to graced the male form. In If 103.952 of them would he willing (How many wouldn't?) to Marines, and the Air Corps, has entered into a program to if us live. chines. Mm y, sign their own names to their let- has come solids and. the wearer may extrovert and Bonita Snow- Not only would such a step per- get in the married ranks, the figures would balance. trientate the students to the rigors of warfare. ters. It is possible that they have is something of an stripes seen. form a great morale-building service not the courage of their own con- egotist, are It is quite obvious that this condition cannot I This plan will drastically reduce the period of training needed to everyone, but it could also, if victions. Or is it truer still that Something must be done to worked in the right way. be a source exist. If the sociologists are unable to come up with a solution, for the draftee. idea consists mainly of creating the loud they have merely fallen prey to their this situation or the future The remedy Sour Grapes of income for the University. animal instincts and have no gen- generations are doomed to live a it will be up to the extra married men to go out and get a wife noises which come with the business of shooting thy neighlx)r. I often have heard complaint; By taking a few simple steps as to uine convictions? In a world lit- life of drabness and uncouthfulness. from students at the University who the ownership and management of who does not want to be married officially. So far the program has been a success. erally saturated with conflicting Sincerly. seem very disgusted with life. pinball machines, the school could ideas and ideals, they run about as I. B. Flashy Here's the \\a\ we see it: Little do they know they are pass- pick up enough revenue from them -(Off The Hook, by Fred Kobler. The ! LSU) little children lost in a great for- • ing through one of their best stages. to branch out into a really big busi- Hricht and early every morning a bugle sounds, men snap to est—being guided by nothing in par- What could be wrong with school? ness. Maybe after awhile, the Uni- ticular. Each apparently assuming « attention with their brightly polished monkey wrenches gleaming Reader Complains These so-called problems are not so versity could own a whole fleet of that the entire universe revolves large as they seem. After all. such a pinball machines. Such a possibility in th sun. the command is barked, and the lawn mowers are off! around nothing more than his own About Lost Time trifling matter as trying to finish a as this needs looking into RELY ON OUR apparatus. Bound and round they circle as they prepare to belch forth sex Printed in the last issue of the Let us hope, however, that such Kernel was a story by one of your Shaky '.in at volumes of noise and smoke. Deployed for battle they may come eventually to the staff which expounded on the advis- realization that senrualism is by no of planing a time chart. ig from trash can to trash can preparing to charge their ability an intrinsicsic part ofi daily The whole purpose of the idea was 7-Hour Service objective. to save the student time and worry Quick! Craig in following his daily routine. I am Rally a volcanic noise is heard, a mushroom shaped cloud of «?dPLAY golf here to say, barely here, that I heed- smoke rises in the air. and the lecturers in McVey Hall prepare ed the advice of this article. Never Fairways Quality Laundering and Dry Cleaning Methods Congratulates Staff again will I do such a thing. Ashland tn meet their d
ov ( r the campus, namely ladies with umbrellas. OF Eyes Examined Glasses Fitted Complete line of sundries Hmt ladies, lx- careful. That's my eye you just gouged out. at hat there - Th l my in the mud my good eye tells me. And DR. H. H. FINE this shred was once my old reliable poncho. subject OPTOMETRIST Sandwiches SAVE This has been preached on before. But little good Spaghetti has Ix-cn done. 124 North Lime Dial3-3888 Home Style Chili Ouch! On Your who didn't know Optical Service Store S, w hat I mean? Complete Viaduct - East High & Viaduct Laundry Dry Cleaning Filled good/Vear Tag—A—Longs
A news item which seniors won't overlook is that their final
les have to lx- in the Office of the Registrar by 4 p.m. Thursday. TUC TOPS IN TUNES In Service Our Goodyear "Mile fSPi We foresee some study followed by exams and then a cut in SIMPLE MELODY Mile" Trade exchanges Bing and Gary Crosby the graduation list. safe miles in new Good- • IF I HAD A MAGIC CARPET 15 Per Cent Discount year tires for those dan- R. Flanagan Ufa don't know whether rainy weather isn't conducive to gerous last miles in worn TZENA. TZENA. TZENA swimming or what, but the report that only an average of 16 pcr- tires — trades mile for
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Teaching Teachers f nday, July 2S, 195". THE KERNEL. Pa?e 3 Life Gets Lazy Without Calorie Quota; University Has One Of Few Accredited Old Chaplin Movie Proper Dieting Schools In Nation For Training Librarians To Be Shown Here Foods Are will Key To Charlie Chaplin be featur- By Joe Lee phonograph records are are widely of service, the Library Science De ed in one of the two movies to ly» used. new By Sue Dossrtt _ _ The profession itself has had partment last year started a fat contains nine calories per pram while carlioliydratcs anil pro- e thlrd oor east wm ° f shown Tuesday at 8:45 in the ... " - * some revolutionary changes. program leading to a master s de- the University library is one of 30- Amphitheater. The movie is a cases of malnutrition are on by the fa
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FUR CATS' SAKE Boilermakers In Coliseum On Dec. 9 It will be the Kentucky Wildcats Director Bemie A. Shiveley has an- they will meet the cream of the snarling defiance at the Purdue nounced that a policy for the distri- ^ hardwood strength — Boilermakers at the first sports ded- bution of the tickets has not yet St. Louis I'nivereity. and The ication of the newly-completed been worked out. >t .-.iriise. They will defend their as follows: $4,000,000 Memorial Coliseum on De- In the last few seasons the general I'M title, won from the Bradley Dec. 9 Purdue H cember 9. The Wildcats will initiate public has been barred from the old Bravrs, and shall seek their four- Dec 12 Xavier A By Tom Diskin a 23-game regular season schedule home of the Wildcats, the Alumni th Sucar Bowl Title. Dec. 14 H for 1950-51 in the battle with the Gym. which has a seating capacity Dec. 23 A is just around The Cats will play a total of 14 It's hard to lxlirvc that the 1950 fcx)tl>all season Boilermakers. The Purdue cagers of only 2,000. Students of the Uni- 29- contests against Dec versity were to attend SEC opponents this gridiron boast a record of more Bis 10 cham- forced the ( Kentucky. Bradley. tlie corner. This is especially true of the professional season to initiate the conferences Syra pionships than any other school in games on an alternating basis. Those St. Louis within the nawly-adopted plan of round-robin teams, many of whom will be playing exhibition games the confeience. days are gone forever. Jan. 5 Auburn play. As scheduled. Kentucky will H Cincinnati, the The Basketeers of Coach of the Highlights of Kentucky's 47th cage Jan. 8 DePaul next four weeks. For example, on August 19. at meet every other team in the con- H Year Adolph Rupp surprised the season will be the opening engage- Jan. 13 Alabama following ference at least once during the reg- H Cleveland Browns will play the Baltimore Colts. The cage world last season with a fledg- ment with the Boilermakers, a tus- Jan. 15 Notre Dame ular season. Louisiana State will H Bears ling team that won their seventh sle with the ever powerful Fighting Jan. 20 Tennessee week. U. of K.'s Stoll Field will be the scene of the Chicago make its first appearance on the A straight Southeastern Conference Irish of Notre Dame, who are mak- Jan. 23 Georgia Tech season schedule, while Florida and A Pittsburgh Stcelers clash. title, bought home the winners laur- ing their first Lexington appearance Jan. 27 Vanderbilt Auburn return after an absence of A els from the mid-season Sugar Bowl Jan. 15. the annual invasion of th(- Jan. 29 Tulane One college footkill aggregation which we will follow this 25 years. A Classic, and received a bid to the Eastern sector to meet St. John's of Jan 31 LS.U. A Last spring we witli interest is the Purdue Boilermakers. National Invitation Tournament. Brooklyn in Madison Square Garden COM II RI P? explained that the Feb 2 Miss. State A THE OPENING jump in the Coli- Dec. 23, the near-annual return to conference has not yet decided the opportunity to meet Stu Holcomb, head grid coach at Feb. 3 Mississippi A seum will mark the first time since the New Orleans Sugar Bowl Tour- whether regular season play or the Feb. 9 Georgia Tech H him to Purdue, as well as his wife and three children. W e found before the war that the general pub- nament on Dec. 29-30. and home season -end tourney will determine Feb 13 Xavier H lic has been given a chance to see tilts with the conference stalwarts the 1951 SEC champ. Present plans Feb 17 Tennessee be a very friendly and affable man. despite the tough schedule H their world famous Rupp Raiders in Vanderbilt and Tennessee. call for the tournament to continue Feb. 19 DePaul A which his team faces this fall. The Boilermakers have not one action on the home court. The Coli- In the Wildcats seventh another year in Louisville. Rupp said Feb. 23 Georgia H will seat 12.500 Bowl cafe carnival Feb. 24 single "breather" and their card includes games with Notre Dame H and Texas. is another ballplayer — I Sports Quiz Batting Averages Theodore done much to aid his critics by re- Coach Holcomb told an incident which we believe is worth Samuel Williams. peatingly saying that 'They don't Baseball's Ted Williams in his eight years cay off on fielders ' Nonetheless, passing along. It seems that he was drafted into the Army during Of Stars with the Red Sox has a lifetime bat- his long legs cover a lot of territory, West Point. One of ting average .353; this World War II and soon found himself at Georgia Peach By Stan Portmann of being sur- his long arms take in a lot of sky. Ty Cobb's litetime average was passed only by the batting averages and he works slicklv with his center- Private Holcombs duties was to help coach the Army football 367 in 24 seasons of baseball: Horns- of Cohb and Hornsby. He has field teammate. Dom DiMaggio. the PROF. HAROLD E. "DOC" DOWNING presents Bill Evans. 17. team. by cracked .358 oft of his bat in 23 cracked 289 balls out of ball parks in Little Professor." for the men's singles in the Downing the first place trophy Open Could Hit 'Em' the eight seasons he's been playing Earl Blaik had as assistants seasons: Geherig had .340 in 17; Ted. as a boy in San Dieao. Cal- Besides Holcomb. Head Coach Tenis Tournament. The deciding sets were played Tuesday. Looking the league way. Campus sports and spirits have Foxx got .325 in 20 summers; Babe major How does ifornia, resolved to become the best as Herman Hickman. Andy Gustafson, and Bob Wood- Ruth had .342 and 714 home runs this compare with the 714 home such men been dampened by rain the past ballplayer in his generation. He is trots that hit in 22 seasons; and now reaching far Babe Ruth in his 22 never satisfied with his work and ruff. ( All are now head football coaches at other schools. Hick- couple weeks but the Sports Quiz into the ranks of the seasons in the big time? "A good goes on. These questions will check continually works to improve his Ail-American guard at Tennessee in 1931, is now coach- hitter." his critics man, an your sports knowledge of the record game, mostly at the plate. If there but look at his fielding. is a pitcher that he cannot hit ing at Yale; Gustafson is piloting the rising University of Miami books and the current sports scene. Heavyweight Boxing TAKEN his own steadily Bill Evans Takes on June 22. 1937. FROM on the Red Sox squad 1. BASEBALL — Ty Cobb, the (Florida) eleven; and Woodruff is the new boss at the University mates, who are likely to be a little chances are will 3. Bob Lemon, the Cleveland Ted ask him out in Georgia Peach, is considered to be jealous $110,000 ballplaver. thev of Florida, moving there from Baylor.) Indians' ace right-hander, was the of a the mornings and have him throw the greatest baseballer of all time say that Ted is also the best left until he first pitcher to win 15 in the majors figures out the way to hit Well, this was a fabulous lieutenant colonel and Woodruff and has plenty of support from the fielder in the business. This type him to an .800 average better. Divisions this" year. or Tennis it. 3 record books to prove How many of statement is always greeted with This type of work typifies the boy coaching staff for a fabulous boosted to the rank of major. 4. This year's champ is Mason It was an Evan's day in the Down- finals to be played this week, batting championships did he win? of derision by many of the e was to be the best Tennis Tournament as weather permitting. Rudolph of Clarksville. Tennessee team, which during the Herman Hickman, because of ing Open How many years did he play in big fi Army This serious, bespectacled kid is only Bill Evans took the Men's singles, In the Woman's singles play Marge league competition? tale was spear- his 300 or so pounds was 4-F, so 16 years old. time of this the Junior Men's singles, and teamed Rozelle moved into the finals by de- • 5. Red Schoendienst just broke gents named he was given a bonus of $1,000. with his Dad, Wilson Evans, the feating Jo Caselle two straight sets headed by two 2. BOXING — Since his retire- his own record by handling 286 con- Men s doubles at the Downing Ten- 6-2, 6-4. She will meet the winner ment Joe Louis has been surrounded Glenn Davis and Boc Blanchard. "Then my turn came," re- semi-final secutive chances at second base nis Courts Tuesday afternoon. of the match between by rumors that he will try for a Julia without a miscue. It was Red's home Sport Shirts Other stars included Arnold still seventeen-year-old student, Greta Rogers and Waters. comeback. l ated Holcomb. '"I was a The These rumors, probably run that brake up the Ail Star game who graduated from Bera Founda- Rogers took one set. 6-1. from crested by copy hungry sports Tucker. Tex Coulter, Jolmny these- promotions this year and gave the National private and, as spring, de- Waters, Tuesday, but could not com- EXPERTLY tion High School this writers, are unfounded as Joe is too League the win. He came to the 6-2 plete the play because of darkness. Green, of Shclbyville. Ky., Doug were announced. I imagined my- feated Tom Asbury 6-2, 5-7, to old to ever hit stride again in the Cardinals as a shortstop after the capture the Men's singles. In the THE DOWNING Open Tennis boxing ring. In what year did the LAUNDERED Kenna. Ncmctz, Foldberg, and self a sergeant, a war and proceeded to prove his ver- being made division Evans took Bill Tournament is the first in what the Junior Boys Brown Bomber win the Heavyweight sitillity by playing every position on Or intramural department plans to several others. warrant officer or even a secont? Gess two straight sets. 6-2, 6-0. He title? the team but pitcher and catcher be- affair. It was then teamed with his father Wilson make an annual • CLEANED louie. called name. fore coming to roost on second base During this era (1944-45-46) The CO. my Evans, director of labor at Berea named in honor of Professor Harold - ?,. BASEBALL — Who was the It appears that he s there to stay. Asbury and E. "Doc' Downing, who was varsity IS Army scored 1179 points. Davis, told me to stand up, and deliv- college, to defeat Tom first pitcher in the major leagues to GARMENT RETURNED 6-4. 6-3 to capture tennis coach at the University of Ray Durham. the win 15 games this season? Here's a ON A with 306 and Blanchard. with ered a rather lengthy talk on Kentucky for 25 years. crown in the Men's doubles. hint; he pitches in the To be found on the wall of the 231. accounted for 537 points, how I had contributed to the THIS AMAZING lad took home court office is a plaque bearing the three first place trophies and all Soon after Holcomb's first sea- success of the football team, following inscription: earned. In an impressive 4. were well Downing Tennis Courts — named GOLF — Last year the Na- son there, which was a very he said 'I take display of stamina, he played a total tional Junior Golf Championship "Finally now in honor of Professor Harold E. of 99 games of tennis in 11 sets dur- was won by Lexington's Guy Brewer successful oue and included a pleasure in giving you a well- Downing. For 25 years coach of the ing the afternoon. Jr. The runner-up in that tourna- U of K Tennis Teams. Erected '46 smashing victory over hated promotion. are ment won it this year. is he? deserved You Mixed doubles Greta members of the past and present Who BECKER In the by Navy, a big banquet was held now Private First Class'." Rogers and lvis Stahr teamed to- varsity tennis teams. La unde re rs-C lea ne rs 5. BASEBALL — The hero for gether to defeat Julia Waters and The tournament will be completed Main Plant-Lime at Euclid at West Point. the National Leaguers in this year s Wilson Evans 4-6, 6-1, 8-6 in semi- this week with the playing of the All Star game, this second-sacker Present were many pleased • • -pv final plav. They will meet Marge Women's singles and the Mixed j-j just broke his own record for in the and bnariag generals. Tow ard I aiTlllgS UFclWIl secutive chances without an eiror at the keystone sack. Who is he? the end of the series of speeches, Thursday, July 27. The Campus finals play. The finals will be played • tlie Commanding Officer there For Softball Hawks will square off against the Monday, July 31. ANSWERS aiuiounccd that all the members Cooperstown squad at 4:00 p.m.; Here are the team standings as t In the 24 years that Ty Cobb played in major league competition The pairings for the Double Elim- Scott St. Barracks vs. Gophers at the result of Round Robin seasonal of tlie coaching staff were to be he won 12 American League batting ination Tournament in Intramural 5:00 p.m.; and the Barnstormers play: Gophers, 4-2; Men's Dorm, 4- promoted as a result of the championships — nine of these com- STERFIELD Softball with seven teams participa- will take on the PSK squad at 6:00 2; Barnstormers, 3-3; Cooperstown ing in succession. He hit the ball ting, have been announced by Bill team's outstanding success. 3-3; 2-4; McCubbin. intramural director. The p.m. 3-3; PSK, Campus Hawks, safely 4.191 times to compile a life- time batting average of .367 which Head Coach Blaik was first. first round games will be five inn- Friday. July 28. The winner of the Scott St. Barracks, 2-4. still stands at the top of the record ing contests all games following will to a full Barnstormers-PSK game will play be seven innings. books. No rabbit ball in those days. the Men's Dorm at 4:00 pan. This Try Kernel Wont Ads will move all teams into quarter- 2. Joe Louis won the World's
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