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Student Ct•nler B-1, University of Delaware, Nt'w.trk, Dt'l.tware 19716 ,\1an h I ), 1 1J'J2 s! Hens crush Drexel, 92-68, to take NAC crown, advance to NCM tournament Hens roll Fans go wild to,victory during game By Dan B. Le-vine By Benjamin R. Ringe Managing Edilor AssisfMif NPN< Edilor Mission accomplished! The clock ticked off the final 10 The Delaware men's basketball team seconds of the North Atlantic Conference fulfilled a season-long dream Wednesday · Championship. night by defeating Drexel University 92-68 A countdown was chanted in unison at in the North Atlantic Conference local night spots. Blue Hen followers felt Championship. chills run down their spines as they stared The victory, before 2,864 frenzied fans at intently at big-screen TVs. the Field House, advances the Hens to their "Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five - first-ever NCAA College Basketball time· our, aagghh!" It couldn't have ended Tournament. soon enough. "This is the culmination of an awful lot of Fans everywhere were on their feet as hard work by a great bunch of guys," said the Hens walloped the Drexel Dragons Hens' coach Steve Steinwedel. 92-68. · "They made up their minds very early, At the Scrounge, a wave rolled through probably about an hour after last year's the crowd in the smoking section. defeat to Rider in the ECC Semifinals, that Others stayed focused on the big this was going to be their year." screen, watching the Hens dunk their way NAC Tournament MVP Alex Coles' 22 to the NAC crown. points and six rebounds helped the Hens Police estimated there were 400-500 extend the nation's second-longest winning viewers in the Scrounge and the Center streak to 20 games, as Delaware (27-3) Court section- a number one-sixth the overwhelmed the Dragons (I 6-14) before a size of the Field l;louse's capacity crowd. nationally televised audience. "The crowd was great," said Mike "There was no pressure on us," said Lockett (AS JR), the originator of the Coles. "The only pressure that was going to Scrounge wave. "It was the next best be put on us was by ourselves, so we just thing to being at the game." came out and played our game." President David P. Roselle, one of And so they did. 2,864 cheering fans at the Field House, With a 24-22 lead, the Hens went on a was pleased with the support the team 14-6 run in the last six minutes and 17 _ was given at the game. seconds of the first half to enter halftime "The reaction of everyone was really with a commanding 38-28 lead. great," he said. "Everyone was supportive Senior guard Mark Murray punctuated of the players." the spurt with a steal and slam to give Students on Laird Campus celebrated Delaware a 38-26 lead with two minutes at the Amber Lantern, where people remaining. started coming in to get seats at 5 p.m . ."We needed to make a defensive stop and Approximately 40 people chose to · we didn't get it," said Drexel coach Bill see FANS page A6 Herrion. "Everything they threw at us, we didn't have answers for." In Sports The second half was more of the same, as the Hens' precise offensive execution and • Complete game coverage,page BS dominating defense helped set off a party like Delaware basketball fans have never After a 92-68 romp over Drexel University, some members of the Delaware men's basketball • A pictorial look at the game,page seen before. team bask in the championship-glory of the North Atlantic: Conference title. B6-B7

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The Smith Hall sit-in: one year later Economist: University Minorities still question state of race relations on campus one year after Smith Hall protest is 'very, very wealthy' By Paul Kane doors to Smith Hall swung open they called the administration's administrators signed an agreement . Managing Edilor and about 120 black students "superficial and half-hearted to meet with the students. American Association of One Monday morning last March flooded the steps leading to the treatment" of race-related issues. The event brought race relations ~~~ University Professors (AAUl'). the usually tame Smith Hall was second floor classrooms. The group brought a list of 10 to the forefront of the university as At high noon Monday, the The faculty are using Weber's turned into a verbal battleground of Organized under the name demands and wouldn' t leave the many studoe.nts abandoned classes university's faculty unholstered fmdings to bolster their bid for racial and cultural diversity. Concerned Black Students (CBS), building until President David P. that day to watch the battle unfold. its hired gun to strengthen its higher salaries and benefits. At 8 ~.m. March 11, 1991 the the students .were protesting what Roselle and several other key But one year after the sit-in, position in today's conaact talks The university has been questions 8\'bout race relations and with the administration. getting wealthier every year for the univer·sity's commitment to "The university is very, very the last ,10 years, Weber said. racial and cultural diversity are still wealthy," said Richard E. Weber, During those years, the being asked . a fmancial consultant hired by university has increased its net Although many of the demands the university chapter of the see WEBER page A6 have been met, student leaders say the administration continues to be "dehurnani2~ing" towards students . • .whites "All around, I see nothing but hypocrisy," says Joshua C. Greene, ,----INDEX---, .bl~cks president .of the Black Student Storm winds Union (BSU). AI. Colleges ...... Al Oother Campus Briefs ...... A2 Students at the• sit-in grilled Classifieds ...... BS do the twist Roselle and Doug Tuttle, director of Comics ...... B9 ' Public Safthy, about the treatment On the Ughter Side ...... A3 of black sthdents by Public Safety Police Report ...... Al with Newark TJ see SIT-IN page A7 Review and Opinion ...... A6 Sports ...... B7 Early morning twister THE REVIEW I Tom Czerwinski ---A&o irrsitk:--- rips the lid off Chrysler Delaware caucus results ... .A3 By Vincent A. De Muro Jr. Judge denies Pennell execution appeal Nicotine skin patch ...... AS Sr.ffR.por!Pr New English professor ...... A3 Pan of the Chrysler Plant's roof By Sara Weiss Pennell was issued two life and Gov. MJchael N. Castle. tore off and an electrical fire was Convicted serial · Clly Nftlts Edilor sencences in November 1989 for two The handwritten injunction was started on the Conraii/Amtrack Convicted serial killer Steven B. of the US 13/40 serial killings. He sent to Char~cellor William Allen late railroad tracks Wednesday morning Pennell will die tomorrow as was convicted of two more murders Tuesday aftu:rnoon. when a twister' blew trough killer will still face planned. in October 1991 and handed capilal Oberly said, "We believe Newark • . A~Delaware Chancery Court punishment. [IMPAC) has IDide a strange reading The city was hit with heavy execution Saturday just! e denied a prison inmate William Killen, of the public of the statu e." he said. "The death winds around 6 a.m. thllleft a palh grou 's Injunction Wednesday defender's office said the Inmate penalty is not like any other of destnaction along Soulll College auerrtP'ina 10 stay Pennell's SlllW'day Political Action Committee sentenee." 1 Avenue, causin& a three·bour delay despite inmates' execution. (IMPAC), headed by Joseph Walls, Oberly said the group has no to 2S en-route trains. A 22-page report cited the contends that Pennell serve his two "legal stan~ing" or representation. The hip-velocity wiDdl tore otr attorney general's office was in life terms before being executed. Since Permell hu expressed a desire a 3,()00-square-foot sec:tloo of abe efforts to reverse violation of Tille 11 of the Delaware Killen, an IMPAC advisory board to die quickly, he said, the person Chrysler Pans Dlstrlbulion Plant Constitution, which states that member, said Walls had previously who Is sentenced is lhe only one who roof. criminal sentences must be aerved in sent notices of his complaint to could change: !he court naHna- The twister tbtD ci'OIIId OYer sentence the order in which they were handed. Attorney General Charles Oberly ID , see IMPAC P9 A7 -'IWIIIB...-M In brie March 13, 1992 • THE RMEW. A2

Candidate for commissioner Robb plans to have different premiums for various kinds of lifestyles, such as discoUnts for wants to rein in insurance costs non-smokers and higher rates for the Unhealthy lifestyles, inaeasing numbers of overweight. He also plans to offer programs to people without health insurance and Medicare educate for better lifestyles. underpayments are the primary causes of high "It's not just making [health care) less insurance raiCS, said a stale insurance expensive, it's that we have a tremeudously commissioner candidale. unhealthy society." He cited problems such as Democrat James A. Robb, 44, of Newark, high cholesterol and high blood pressure, announced his candidacy in December. He said -cigarette smoking and obesity as CCIUributing his major concern is to make health insurance factors. more affordable. Robb also said there is also a high rare of 15 "We bave seen a total collaple of the health to 20 percent of uninsured automobile driven insurance and health care industry," said Robb, on lh4: highway. who currently serves as deputy insurance This is driving automobile insurance rates commissioner. "Unhealthy lifestyles lead to up, he said, along with the high number of over 50 percent of health care costs. About 30 automobile accident lawsuits. percent is added to each hospital bill to pay for "More aggressive enforcement of the charity care to the uninsured, and 20 percent is mandatory liability insurance law will get added to cover the Medicare underpliyment." uninsured motorists off the road, so others don't have to pay for them," Uobb said. THE RIVIEW /Dilllid Bonner The stale insurance commissioner oversees Professor Cruce Stark of English department discusses some of his fiCtion works a about 170 insurance companies in Delaware, William Wyer, a Republican from the at and directs fmancial examinations of these Wilmi1J8tm. is Robb's only challenger to dare. reading in 110 Memorial Hall Tuesday. (See "Tales of Charley, Bo and Texas") companies at least every three years. Wyer is the fonner Delaware Stale Chamber of "Primarily, [the commissioner) makes sure Commerce president. that the insurance companies are able and Robb, originally from Mid•dletown, has lived faculty's regular reaching loads so no new Stark, professor of English, completed those willing to pay their claims," said David N. in Newark for six months. He. attended courses need to be added or developed," he tales with his own imagination in his upcoming Levinson. the current commissioner. Delaware Law School, and has been a lawyer said. novel, "Chasing Uncle Charley," and presented for 13 years. "The courses correspond .nicely because they it to 70people at a reading in Memorial Hall,

·.~ are related," Lathrop said. 'The program is Tuesdav evenin2. designed to giv~ stUdents a well rounded view "I wanted historical feeling, folklores and A minor becomes major in the of Latin American history, anthropology, myths to stir up and change around and a world Latin American Studies Program politics, geography and language." where anything could happen," Stark said. Amalia Veitia. a university Spanish The world of 17-year-old Bo, on a quest for The Latin American Studies Program, which. professor said adding the new major is a good Uncle Charley, is "inward and outward totally has been a minor for 20 years, will be added as idea because the Spanish influence in American unpredictable. Rules collapse inside and a major to the course catalog in September. culture is getting bigger and bigger everyday, outside and appearances give no clue to what's The Faculty Senate approved the proposal to in all areas-politics, culture, music and food. happening," Stark said. add a new major in the Latin American Studies Bo is not so much chasing his uncle as Program during a vote taken last Monday. Charley is leading his nephew through life, he . ·' Professor 'Thorn~ A. Lathrop, coordinator said. of the Latin American Studies Program, Tales of Charley, Bo and Texas ''The journey is as muc£· nward as became encouraged to present this proposal to Listening to hls father-in-law's tales of the topographical," Stark said. "The landscape the Faculty Senate when he realized the lack of West has always been a favorite pastime of mirrors Bo's inward state ough his availability of Latin American Programs. author Dr. Cruce Stark during visits to Orange, psychological journey." "In the stares surrounding Delaware there Texas. Stark, who grew up in rural Mississippi and are surprisingly few programs in Latin After listening to-the stories his father-in-law Texas, says the novel is "a surrealistic Western, American Studies," Lathrop :said. Maryland told, Stark would ask himself, "What if?" a growing up story." Stark said his flfSt book and Pennsylvania each have one, and in New "What if Uncle Bob didn't want to be told was "a good book, the only thing it needs is a Jersey there are programs only at Rutgers and he was safe. what if he had discovered some plot." Princeton Universities, he said. sttange son of freedom after a taboo line he The proposed major would not need - Compiled by/. Matthew O'Donnell, James Robb didn't want to cross]" Stark wondered. And his Stephanie Seeger, jennifer Hastin15s additional faculty or additional costs. "All of second novel began. Candidate for insurance commissioner the courses on the major are a pan of our and Carey McDan1el

Condom men make safe sex Spencer Green a phone call away on campus

Students who find themselves in romantic emergencies at the Indiana University of Pennsylvania can simply pick up a Jitone and call the Condom Men. In rain. sleet or snow, the Condom Men promise quick, confidential delivery. All they ask is that clients call at a decent hour. Darryl Lanfried, Scott Overbeck and Jolm Reiter, who comprise of the board of directors and act as delivcrymen for the thriving company, say business is hot. "We're an alternative to the drugstore," Ov~k Tribune Media Services said. In order to deter prank calls, the Condom Men ask Stanford Medical School official was su~tted to the dean and the JX'C5ident of the for the caller's name, Jitone number and address, university. then call the number back. removed for s~:ist remarks "They found there was no basis for disciplinary Overbeck reports student response has been strong action," he said . and that 85 percent of the condom requests are from A neurosurgeon who was accused of sexism by a women. female colleague at the Stanford Medical School has The Condom Men have been so successful, been removed as acting; chainnan of the department Son of former Phillies pitcher Overbeck said, they are thinking of expanding to and told he will not be 1::0nsidered for a permanent acquitted of date rape charge other campuses. position. Gerald Silverberg, \\'PO has been on the Stanford A Philadelphia jury has acquitted the son of a b1aff for 30 years, said he was asked to step down by University of Michigan study says Dr. David Kom, dean C'1f the medical school and fonner ~!adelphia Phillies pitcher accused of students are least likely to vote Donald Kennedy, uniVI=rsity JRSident, because of raping a Temple University student last September. bad publicity. Mark McGraw, 19, son of Tug McGraw, A University of Michigan survey shows college­ Dr. Francis Conley, who armounced her maintained in court that his accuser consented to sex age students are the least likely to vote, but have the resignatioo fnm Stanfl:x"d last year, said sbe after she invited him to her apartmenL highest expectations of government. experienced sexism du:ring her 25 years there and According to the plaintiff, she did go to bed with The 1990 National Election Studies, one of the cited Silverberg as the pimary offender. Cooley him, but didn't consent to sex. She told the jury that most comprehensive surveys on political beliefs in charged that ~ilverberg propositioned her and she fell asleep, then was awakened to fmd her the country, conducted by researchers at the demeaned her in the operating room. overalls pulled below her knees and McGraw oo top University of Michigan Institute for Social Research, Conley later rejoined the faculty and said she was . of her. reported only 44 percent of people ages 18 to 24 encouraged by the school's willingness to take After the ''not guilty" verdict was read, the woman were registered to vote and fewer than one in five measures to stop the problem, including the appeared on a local television station, her identity reported voting in the November 1990 elections. appointment of a COIDilnitree to look into the behavior shielded, and said she. was happy she took the case to Only one in eight reported following news about of top medical school officials. coun. · government and public affairs "very closely" and 45 "If indeed what is alleged to have happened at McGraw told reponers outside the courthouse he percent of 18-to-24-year-olds said they ''never'' Stanford has happened, they have made a giant step was ready to get on with his life and that the trial discuss politics with friends or family. and expressed to the W'OI'ld the value of executive should not have progressed as far as it did. When compared to their younger counterpans, the leadership. That has to be positive," Conely said. He maintained that he engaged in consentual sex study showed one in three Americans over age 34 According to a Spyros Andreopoulos, spokesman with the 2Q-year-old woman, but stopped when she follow government and public affairs very closely for the Stanford Medical School news bureau, the told him to'. and 79 percent of the same are group are registered to investigating coounittee interviewed approximately vote. 20 people who worlc with Silverberg and a swmnary Compiled from the College Press Service

Non-student arrested in Masturbating male found radar detector were taken from the Way were damaged sometime over . vehicle, police said. the weekend, Newark Police said. Sharp Hall Thursday in the Suburban Plaza lot Damage to the car tolaled $800 and 1 A Trackloader and a Stumpgrinder both were found with broken An unlcown male exposed himself the stolen property was valued at ,• A female non-student was arrested windows, slashed tires, cut hoses, to a female university student in the $475, police said. in Sharp Hall early Thursday morning, among other damages, police said. Suburban Plaza Shopping Center lot University Police said. Total damage .was estimated at . ':&> Lisa Wannouth, 22; of Milford was early Wednesday evening, Newark $140 load of laundry $3,200, police said. Police said. charged with two counts of terrorist stolen from Park Place threalening and harrassment, and once The student was walking to ber car when the assailaru pulled up next her ...... count of offensive touching, clothing dryer 1992 Camaro stolen from and began to masteJbate, police said ~ disorderly conduct, and resisting The victim was shaken up and the A load of laundry was stolen from Porter Chevrolet Q arrest, police said. incident is beiiJ8 investigated, polic:e a clothes dryer in the Park Place Police gave the following account A 1992 green Chevrolet Camaro said. Apartment complex Saturday evening, of the Incident: 1was stolen from Porter Chevrolet on Newark Pollee said. the 400 block of E. Cleveland Ave. ~ A Residence Life staff member Eight aweatshirts, a pull-over, a sometime between 1 and 3 p.m. asked residents to lower music coming $475 worth of car ~ turtleneck and IKXDC sbiiU were some Monday, Newark Police said. from a donnitay room. equipment stolen from of the clothes in the load, valued at I The car wu valued at $16,300, ~ After ~g verbal threals from Eagle Coupe $140, police said • police said. ~ Warmouth they called Public Safety. Newark Police ask anyone with . Warmouth pushed the officer as be Coupe tlhe information conceming this incident A 1990 Eagle JB'ked on was aaanptiJia to anest her. 100 block of Sandy Dr. wu broken Two tracton receive to call 366-7111. She wu taken to Public Safety, iDto IOII1Cdme between 9:30 a.m. and $3,200 in damages --ce where abe waa issued a criminal noon Wednelday, Newarlc Police laid. 1U1111D0111 and released. An AMJPM cu~et~e atereo and a Two tractors parked on Walker Compiled by Mickey McQrter Marcn 13, 1992 • THE REVIEW. A3 ·

q~ the Lighter Campaign '92 LJ~ Side An inside look at a local caucus ~a surprised there are so many people here. By Nancy Chandross one of the candidates who received the Staff Rqlorter but I know there should be a lot more ... minimum vote were then given five More than 100 local people utilized the there are so many people that should be minutes to vote a second time or leave. most fundamental right in a democracy voting who are not." Seventeen of the 114 voters cast Tuesday night- they voted. Upon arrival, voters filled out ballots uncommitted ballo1S in the first round of One hundred and fourteen people in triplicate and sat at tables designated the caucus. turned out for the state caucus at the West for their chosen candidate. Names were called out one by one at Park Place Elementary School, site of the Individuals eagerly sat around tables the tables for ballots of voters who chose 23rd Representative District in Newark. cluttered with information about the to ca~t their ballots again. The Delaware State Democratic Party candidates while they waited for the The ballots were collected and counted ran the caucus as part of Super Tuesday ballots to be counted. again, and the percentage of votes cast for - a group of primaries and caucuses run At 7:30 p.m., Andersen counted the each candidate was re-tabulated. in the First State and ten other states. ballots for the first round of voting. At about 8 p.m., Andersen armounccd Sigurd Andersen, chairman of the After careful tabulation, Andersen Brown and Tsongas were still the only district, said the turnout was about what announced former California Gov. Jerry candidates to receive the required vote they expected, and the evening was Brown and Massachusetts Sen. Paul and both received two delegates. "hectic as usual." Tsongas had received the minimum 15 Voters for Brown and Tsongas showed Beth McCoy, a university graduate percent vote needed for delegates. their suppon by cheering and applauding student who turned out to vote, said, "I'm Voters who did not initially vote for while they waited for the last phase of the process to be completed. For the next half hour, voters sat in two circles and those who wanted to be chosen as . delegates to the state convention calmly explained why they delegates who will vote at ~e Democratic • believed they should be selected. National Convention July 13-16 in New , The four delegates from the 23rd York to nominate the 1992 Democratic A new job for the Blue Hen? District will go on to the State presidential candidate. Democratic Convention in Dover April The other five delegates are party­ Smoking Camel may get 25 . appointed representatives. James K. Oliver, director of the Delaware Republicans await their canned, but the Blue Hen university's International Relations chance to select candidates and delegates • could take over easily program, said Super Tuesday is during seven upcoming caucuses from • significant for the Democratic Party Apri16-20. Children love Mickey Mouse, Bugs because the day's voting established On May 9, at the Republican State Bunny, and hulking, pizza-eating turtles. Clinton as the front-runner in the race. Convention, 19 delegates will be chosen • These characters influence little bOys and A similar delegate selection vote will for the Republican National Convention girls to buy toys and games. be held to elect 14 of the 19 state Aug. 17-20 in Houston. But a cigarette-smoking camel luring children into its nasty habit? The Surgeon General and the American Medical Association demanded that RJ. Reynolds, a cigarette company, stop A not So Tsuper Tuesday for Paul Tsongas advertising with Joe Camel because children begin smoking when they see the cool By Nancy Chandross Missouri, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Deiaware sends only 19 delegates to the Huthmacher said tlie state Democratic SUif Reporter humpback with a cancer stick. Tennessee and Texas_- also participated national convention while larger states like Party advised voters to elect unconunitted In one study the Surgeon General stated Tuesday's Democratic state caucus was in Super Tuesday. Texas sends 196 delegates and Florida 148. · delegates instead of choosing a candidate. that 6-year-olds recognize "Old Joe" as much a deadlock between former Sen. Paul Despite taking the Delaware caucus and As of Tuesday the running tally of " In a convention without a clear-cut as they recognize Mickey Mouse, which is 90 Tsongas and the invisible man. two New England states, Tuesday proved delegates that the Democratic candidates front-runner," she explained. "Remaining percent of the time. Out of the 121,000 registered not to be super for Tsongas. had garnered included: uncommiu ed gives the delegates more Well, Camel Joe needs a lucky strike on Democrats, 2,500 voted. Thirty percent Clinton widened his lead in delegates by • Jerry Brown, 89 delegates flexibility at the national convention." this Friday 13th because he'll probably be out voted for Tsongas and another 30 percent claiming victories in the seven southern • Clinton, 728 delegates, Despite the party's recommendations, of a job after the Surgeon General's report. did not commit to a candidate. states and Hawaii. • Tsongas, 343 dlegates, many Delaware Democrats did choose a Auditions for the position of the smoking Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton obtained 21 In the Republican race, President Bush • and 468 delegates that are still candidate\ cool guy could be filled by a number of furry percent of the First State's Democratic swept the Super 'Tuesday caucuses and undterrnined. Mathew Menashes and Mary Lou or feathered creatures that could appeal to suppon and former California Gov. Jerry primaries and remains well ahead of As of the Tuesday, the Republican Danberg were selected as Tsongas college-age students instead of second- Brown took 19 percent. Patrick Buchanan, his main challenger, for candiadates have garnered 2,209 delegates delegates, while Brown supponers chose graders. . The Delaware State Democratic Party the nomination. with President Bush earned 582 delegates Dana Garrett and Catherine McKay to be The Fighting Blue Hen taking a drag ran the caucus as pan of the Super Tuesday Marilyn Huthmacher, chairwoman of and Pat Buchanan pulled in 46 delegates. delegates. Danberg said she was would be great. group of primaries and caucuses across the the Delaware delegate selection committee, Six Republican delegates still had not enthusiastic about going to Dover. Children hate that chicken. country. said the candidates spent most of their time determined who they would suppon. "This should be exciting," she said. "I In fact, he sat on a child at the last Ten other states - Florida, Hawaii, campaigning in Florida and Texas for those Because none of the candidates think the race for the Democratic ticket is basketball game. After wiblessing this act, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, states' larger amount of delegates. campaigned in Delaware before the caucus, probably a lot closer than people realize." children began to cry when they saw him coming. If kiddies saw the Hen mascot smoking in a magazine advertisement, they'd never touch a cigarette or the magazine again. Buchanan surprises Republican camp

Those crazy college kids were By Lewis R. Ware or primary, he continues to register a 20 at it again at the U. of Illinois, A>listanl N..wl Editor to 30 percent protest vote, even in He calls himself the "stealth Bush's home state of Texas. stealing the head of dead guy candidate." Exit polls by USA Today/NBC taken Like the radar-evading attack aircraft, after the New Hampshire primary The "headline" was just to get your Republican presidential candidate showed 52 percent of the Buchanan attention. Patrick Buchanan caught the campaign voters were "sending a message" to But seriously. according to the College of President Bush with its defenses deficit, but not in the long run." quality of the nation's schools, he said, Bush, while 45 percent picked Buchanan Press Service, at an art exhibit at the down. Buchanan would also eliminate and the solution is to restore voluntary as the "best man for the job." University of lllinois was a realistic-looking Since announcing his candidacy Dec. affirmative action programs within the prayer and religious instruction in public Similar results were collected in polls mounted human head that attracted a line of 10, conservative columnist Buchanan, federal government. "I will go through and private schools. taken after the Georgia and South intrigued patrons. 53, has managed to embarrass Bush's this administration, department by The focus of Buchanan's campaign is Carolina primaries. The "artist," Rudy Vargas, displayed the experienced campaign apparatus. t department, agency by agency, and root Bush's 1988 broken "no new taxes" This persistant "protest vote" registers head. which he claimed was the head of a Buchanan garnered 37 percent of the out the whole rotten infrastructure of pledge, and he continually criticizes "unusual" dissatisfaction with Bush, cadaver. Republican vote in his first contest, the reverse discrimination, root and branch," Bush's 1990 budget compromise with considering he is an incumbant Chicago Police heard about the fleshy, Feb. 18 New Hampshire primary, and he said. Congressional Democrats. president, said James R. Soles, chairman bodiless bust and began an investigation sent a message to the president that the Buchanan' s health care proposals The agreement included new taxes of the political science deparUnent. which led to the confession of Vargas. conservative wing of the party was include deregulation to promote and Bush, he said, "broke his word" and While Buchanan cannot win the After facing intense interrogation, he unhappy. competition between providers and "cut a back-room deal with the big nomination, Soles said, his campaign admitted that the head belonged to no one and Experts predict Buchanan has no reorganization of taxes to make medical spenders." will push Bush to the right. that he carved it out of a large chunk of roast chance of winning the presidential insurance coverage more affordable. Buchanan called the differences Soles said Bush's admission that beef. nomination, but Buchanan has staked a The columnist has attacked Bush on between himself and Bush "deep" at his raising taxes was the biggest mistake of Members of the medical school said they claim to the leadership of the traditional Republican religous and Concord, N.H. announcement speech. his political career is evidence the weren't missing any heads anyway. conservative movement and continues to family issues. "He is y.esterday and we are today." president is becoming more Vargas' attempt at impressing the art put pressure on Bush. On abonion, Buchanan ·said a woman Bush has lost the mantle of conservative. critiques failed. Buchanan said he stands for "America should only. be allowed to have an conservative leadership, Buchanan said, Raymond Wolters, professor of He later admitted that he should have quit first," while Bush was sacrificing abortion in cases where the mother's life and become a "knee-jerk compromiser," history, said, "Pat has shown that a lot of while he was ahead. national interests to a "vague New World is In danger. · . who has not put America's interests first. people are upset by that breach of faith Order." The welfare state has degraded the While Buchanan has not won a caucus and has argued, plausibly, that raising Friday 13th, 14th, and 15th The former speech writer said he taxes has hurt the economy." plans to maintain a strong defense, but As the race for the Republican make up a weekend full wants to pull troops out of Germany and nomination wears on, Buchanan's" of bad luck and deadies Korea and reduce ground forces. chances of surpassing Bush dwindle. Buchanan said he would continue the Buchanan has not matched his strong "Beware the ides of March," Willy said, Strategic Defense Initiative program but showing in the New Hampshire primary: : and no one listened. Julius Caesar died on the wants the U.S. to cooperate with NATO and after Super Tuesday's contests, he 15th of March. on deployment of the anti-missile space had only 51 delegates while Bush had ' Well, beware of this weekend because system. 554. there's going to be some crazy calender dates "America first" means a change In the Bush has passed the halfway point • that have been traditionally lame for many American trade stance, he said. toward the total of 1,105 delegates , who do not heed warnings. "Japan is led by tough economic needed to win the nomination at the • The stretch begins with Friday the 13th, nationalists who are out to make their Republican National Convention in which no one cares about wuil something bad country first," he said, "and I think Houston, Texas Aug. 17-20. happens to them. America ought to be led by tough In the end, Wolters said, Buchanan's Bad luck could be as small as a paper cut, economic nationalists who are out to race would not harm Bush's chances for but it will catch up to you by the time you slip make America first." reelection. into deep slumber. Buchanan's platform also includes a Buchanan would probably campaign The next day is Saturday 14th, which strong commitment to less taxes and less for Bush after the president wins the happens to be bad luck only for Steven B. government. nomination, Wolters said, and he could • Pennell, the convicted serial killer who said If elected, Buchanan said, he would bring out an otherwise apathetic he wants to die, with the hope people would cut the capital gains 'tax, make an conservative vote. say in return. "He wants to die, so let's keep additional across the board tax-cut, Jon Pastore (AS SR), state chairman him alive" freeze government hiring and spending, for the College Republicans, said Nice Uy. big guy. However, Pennell won't and ease regulatory burdens on business. Buchanan cannot win, but "If he keeps even see the bad luck of the ides of March, Cutting taxes would be the best going, he can only hurt the pany. It gives the anniversary of Caesar's death. solution to the current recession, said the Democrats more firepow~r." One may ask: What's bad about the 16th? Buchanan, who was communications Wolters said, "What we have here is a Well it's Monday, which is bad enough. director for the Reagan administration real battle over the hearts and minds of , And, the 17th is only bad for snakes, because from 1985 to 1987. the conservative movement." After the It's St. Patrick's Day. "I think the capital gains tax cut, even president is reelected, he said, Bush will a significant one, would pay for itself," not control the conservative movement. he said. "He's a newcomer," he said of On tM LJshter Si~ Is campi~ bv B«

:: State lost 2,000 jobs N () W since january 1 Unemployment 'fates swell to 6.3 percent By Jerry Rhodes "usual" summer changeover for the new Staff Reporter model year. The number of laid-off workers Chrysler, which has reduced its seeking unemployment benefits in national work force by 16 percent since Delaware grew by almost 2,000 in 1987, now employs about 133,500 February, according to the latest repon across the country. issued by !he U. S. Department of Labor. Another major local employer, The increase in unemployed Hercules lnc., armounced that it would Delawareans reflects a nationwide trend cut 50 jobs from its Wilmington research wh ich saw the ranks of jobless center, effective March 6. individuals ri se to 9 .24 million in Hercules, which employs about 1,750 February - the highest number since Delawareans, has trimmed its global 1983. work force from 23,900 in 1990, to Delaware is one of three states 16,874. nationwide that reponed layoffs "There is a possibility that 20 to 30 exceeding 1,000 workers, the report said. more cuts [from the Wilmigton center] Delaware's unemployment rate for may occur, due to consolidation of January was 6.3 percent, with 23,200 out various divisions within the company," of work., an increase of 3,400 from · Hercules spokesman Robert Hessler December 1991. said. Jim McFad den, of the Delaware John Stapleford, director of the Department of Labor said, "The large university's Bureau of Economics and numbers reflect auto industry layoffs at Business Research, said: "There General Motors in Wilmington and at probably will not be a positive change in the Chrysler Assembly Plant in the employment picture until late spring Newark." or early summer." But about 2,800 hourly-paid workers Although !he number of unemployed at the GM plant returned to work March workers rose along with the rate of 2 after a two-week layoff, according to unemployment, Stapleford said, there David Bull, plant spokesman. are some positive signs that the economy Newark's Chrysler Assembly Plant, may be improving. which employs about 3,600, was shut In Delaware, 29,205 new corporations down for a week in December and an were started in 1991 - the first recorded additional week in January, said Jim increase in two years. Taylor, plam spokesman. Despite positive signals, the average "There wi ll be a one-week inventory jobless period in Delaware grew to 17 adjustment shu t down during the week weeks, and the number of persons of March 16," Taylor added. He said no unemployed for six months or longer further layoffs were anticipated until the doubled to 1.7 million in February.

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Ash blonde hair, tailored "It was my first experience · "I'd like to impart to my clothes !Uld articulate speech make living in a foreign environment students that they should feel free Susan Rue! seem as if she just and I really fell in love with. it,': to pursue their own interests, stepped off the set of "60 she said. whatever it is that excites them, Minutes." "The culture, the people were then they can go on to develop a· However, this Harvard graduate all really warm." writing career in that area," she is a hard-driving print journalist Her career took off after she said. whose career brought her around spent a year reporting undercover Harris Ross, professor of the world and then to the for United Press International in journalism, said Rue! is a versatile university's English department in Shanghai, China. teacher, offering both her February. "The city was off-limits to journalism and fiction writing A new journalism professor. western reporters, so I didn't put expertise to the English Rue! bri·ngs to her students a my .b;line on any of my stories, department. colorful lifetime of adventure and because I might have been "Frankly, she has the kind of excitement. Her years of reponing arrested or expelled from the experience that none of us can have allowed her to travel to country," she said casually. bring to the department," he said. exotic locations, including China, Her travels gave her a Rue! welcomes the opportu~ity Africa, India and Taiwan. proficiency in foreign languages, to write more novels and short But Rue! said she is now ready such as Chinese, Hindi and stories, as she commutes from her to explore a "more civilized African Krio. home in New York City, where lifestyle." Ruel has also covered the she free-lances, and Newark, "It's a very tough life," she California Supreme Court in San where she's teaching two said. Francisco, the World Desk for the journalism classes. "Journalism is not ultimately Associated Press and has worked Although she's currently not satisfying to me because of the as Newsweek's Editorial Publicity reporting the world's events, Rue! rapid way it's produced." Director. said she is looking forward to life "To me, it's more challenging Seeing different parts of the in Newark and her future at the to try to perfect the writing and world has also contributed to university. fabricate one's own ideas." Ruel's philosophy of teaching. Ross said, "There's no doubt After ~raduating from college, Rue!, who has never taken a she'll add a luster to the program THE Rue! spent a year in West Africa journalism course, said she tries to because of her experience in filing Susan Ruel, a Harvard University graduate and a new English professor, says she enjoys teaching after at on a Fulbright scholarship, where encourage her students to develop stories from abroad" the university after years of travelling around the world as a reporter. · Rap star rails against higher education KRS-One says a diploma does not always equal a better-paying job By Rob Seetoo conditioned to say, 'Take my claim that "black man is the group identity, however, Parker Staff Reportet r6sum6, master." original man." said one must first realize self­ The educational system in This turns the job process into a Parker said it does not matter identity, which can be achieved America and misleads students, form of economic slavery, he whether that statement is true, through service to the community. · said rap musician Kris Parker, added. because it does nothing to solve . Tony Allen (AS JR) said that a .k.a. KRS-One, in a speech He said that students must learn the racial problems that plague the Parker's ability "to address his Monday night. how events relate to each other nation today. views of humanity, issues of being "American education is built on rather than just spitting back facts He contends that scholars are human through love and kindness lies,;' Parker told the sold-our like "Christopher Columbus pointing their fingers into the past [to others] while advocating crowd of 400 people gathered at discovered America in 1492." while current problems are revolution" was very redeeming. Clayton Hall. In order to change the present "systematically destroying" Parker said the plagues which KRS-One is an acronym for system, he said, revolution is today' s America. afflict America today, such as "Knowledge Reigns Supreme For needed. Pointing to his head, he To solve racial difficulties, AIDS and gang warfare, have one Nearly Everyone," which is also added, "revolution starts here." Parker said, all people must unite thing in common: death. the focus of Parker's raps and "We have to think. Always ask and organize. To make the most of life before speeches. questions," he said. The lack of organization for you die, he said, one must "do Parker, the frontman for rap Parker said asking questions revolution in American society is something, be something" by using group Boogie Down Productions, implies doubt, and that questioning because "everyone comes from common sense and asking said the American educational is the only way to achieve true somewhere else. questions to find the truth behind system suffers from two myths: its knowledge. ""Columbus was drunk and lost "the lie that is American graduates believe they are This knowledge is necessary to - the Indians discovered him," education." educated and that a diploma will overcome the inherent evil in the Parker said. Parker's speech, part of a guarantee them a job. American capitalist system which Without this necessary national tour of universities, was "The only job you can get with is made up, he said, of "pimps and organization, Parker said, sponsored by a compendium of a degree is Burger King," he whores." "educated people vote for lies" and campus minority and cultural quipped. The method of questioning, therefore, get "the same nonsense organizations, including the Black KRS·One, a.k.a. Kris Parker, spoke Monday night Clayton Hall about And if one does get a job with a Parker said, has not been used by every four years." Student Union and the Center for the state of education as· part of his national tour of universities. degree, Parker said, students are many black history scholars who Before gaining an organized Black Culture. Kicking the habit Skin patch secretes a controlled dose of nicotine into body to diminish cigarette craving By Karen Glenn insomnia and sweating. Staff Reporter Ciba Geigy Pharmaceuticals recommends Until two weeks ago, Carla Ciancio (ED SR) ~ Health Wealth patients not smoke while on this medication because smoked about a pack of cigarettes a day. it could lead to nausea or other adverse effects But because she developed a sinus infection in caused by an overdose of nicotine in the system. addition to asthma and chronic bronchitis, her disease. '"There are no side effects as opposed to quitting doctor told her she would have to quit. The thiJd is worn for the remaining two to four cold turkey," Ciancio said, recalling spells of "I tried quitting cold turkey before, but it never weeks, and the amount of nicotine is reduced to dizziness and nausea when she tried to quit smoking worked," Ciancio said. seven milligrams. on her own. Ciancio's doctor recommended she try Habitrol, After wearing the third patch for the prescribed According to several area pharmacists, the a silver dollar-sized adhesive patch. applied to the amount of time, the nicotine therapy is finished. nicotine patches have been well received. One surface of the skin, which delivers a controlled dose According to Ciba Geigy Pharmaceuticals, major advantage. over other anti-smoking treatments of nicotine to the body. Habitrol was first distributed to drugstores in is its convenience. The purpose of the patch is to gmdually break December and is available only by prescription Experts agree that this technique also has an THE REVIEW I MiiXimillian smokers of their habit. from a doctor. advantage over nicotine gum, because the nicotine Wednesday's surprise twister left uprooted trees and downed power Dr. Curt Blacklock, a private pmctitioner and is released gradually over a 24-hour period , virtually The patch is made by two manufact.urers. lines in its wake. No one was reported injured. Habitrol is made by Ciba Geigy Ph.armaceuticals former Student Health Center internist, said he combatting withdrawal. and Nicoderm is produced by Marion Merrell Dow. believes the Habitrol patch "might get you over the The gum. on the other hand, requires at least 15 The patch comes in three strengths to reduce the hump, but it is not a replacement for a strong minutes to lake effect and releases nicotine in spurts dosage and diminish nicotine in the bloodstream corrunitmeru." when ingested as the person feels withdrawal over a period of eight to twelve weeks, depending Ciba Geigy Pharmaceuticals recommends symptoms, said Elbert D. Glover, professor of Twister hits Newark on the size of the initial dose. smokers enroll in a program to stop smoking to behavioral medicine and psychiatry at the A new patch must be put on each day to different increase the likelihood of success. University of West Virginia School of Medicine. continued from page A 1 trains. pans of the body, such as the arms, upper torso and Blaclclock also said he believes smoking is more Although Ciancio h.as only been on the Habitrol The power supply from the back, to prevent rash. psychologically addictive than physically addictive. system for two weeks, she said she has not the Conrail/Amtrak railroad lines, downed lines was rerouted to other The patch is available in boxes of 30, and If you put a smoker in a stress-free envirorunent. he experienced any urge to smoke. knocking over an electrical pole circuits so that repairs to the area according to a Rite Aid pharmacist. costs roughly said, he probably would be less dependent on Ciancio said, "I've even been around people who with live power wires onto the could be done safely, he said. $4 per patch. The initial 30-day presaiption would cigarettes. smoke and it hasn't bothered me." tracks and into the city Workers evacuated from the cost about $120. A .study published in the American Medical While Ciancio said she h.as had success so far, maintenance yard. Chrysler plant and no one was According to Ciba Geigy Pharmaceuticals, the Association Journal showed that of 935 people who experts said the patch might not be the answer to The wires, carrying up to 34,000 injured, Robert Curry, a Chrysler initial dosage of 21 milligrams per day is released smoked one pack a day, 26 percent quit after using everyone trying to quit. volts each, made contact with the Plant manager said. into the body over the first four to eight weeks. This the patch. Although the patch has been proven Marvin Zuckerman, a psychology professor at tracks and laid across the fence Amtrak official Clifford Black dosage is recommended for patients who are effective in preliminary studies, the product does the university, said, "It just wouldn't fill the need surrounding the yard, causing said the downed lines caused a generally healthy and who smOke up to a pack and a come with certain side effects. for some smokers. Part of the pleasure of smoking is electrical explosions from the three-hour delay that affected 25 half of cigarettes a day. For example, a rash might break out on the site regulating your own dosage, he added. contact. travelling trains. The second palch is the fii'St step in the reduction where the pa1ch was applied. Kristen Porstman (AS SO), who is trying to quit Newark police and Aetna Hose, Black said, "when the different process of the nicotine level. It is worn for the next Ciancio said aside from a slight redness at the smoking, said the patCh would be beneficial. Hook and Ladder Fire officials power lines crossed, it shorted out two to four weeks, delivering just 14 milligrams of site of application, she has experienced no side "Smoking is habitual for me,'' Kristen said. arrived at the scene at 6:15 a.m., the electricity needed to service the nicotiue per day. effects. "Habitrol would not only relieve symptoms when Newark Fire Chief Jon Townley running trains, so all trains on that This patch can also take the place of a 21 "It feels like a piece of paper on your skin," she you're craving a cigarette, but it would help said. rail ceased. milligram patch, if the patient weighs less than 100 said. psychologically in a way because you know you Fire fighters were on hand to "When something like this pounds, is a light smoker or has a cardiovascular Other possible effects are diarrhea, dry mouth, have the nicotine in your system." keep the public away from the happens, we are caught completely fence and the possibility of off guard ... but Amtrak technicians electrocution, while police directed were on the sight within the hour." traffic, he said. Major repairs were finished by 9 By Thursday afternoon, officials a.m. and transports continued as had not yet determined how much scheduled, he said. money it would take to clean up the Fred Herald of the City damge caused by the surprise Manager's Office, said the twister stonn. was the result of strong turbulence Howard Hoffman, a South caused by the weather change from College Avenue resident, said, "I warm to cool over the past few heard these strong whooshing days winds and I looked out my window He said, "Rapidly chansing .. . and then bam, it was like those weather is not uncommon In this wires were explodlns on the area ... but this [twister) came as a tracks." complete surprise. There was no Rick Vitelli, assistant electricity warning. director for the city, said the "The damage that was suffered flaring and electric explosions to the plant roof and the resulted from the live wires makins maintenance yard shows evory , tHE REWW I hmela Wr~ De Stefano contact with the overhead wires, indication of one hell of a powerful A al"'l·dotlar sized adhesive patch It applied to the .,.n and re1euet a controlled dote of nicotine to curb the body'a aavfng for the dn~g. which supply electr~ty to running force, much like that of 't.JOmado."

I \ I • A6. THE IMEW. March 13, 1992 Weber Fans go wild as Hens slay Dragons continued from page A 1 continued from page A1 As the last second faded from sit on the cold iron throne which Can You Spot had denied many Drexel shots. he said. the score board back at the Field wealth by $41 million a year, A Dragon's tear splattered on "That is very good, solid growth for stand and watch the game because House, an invisible dam broke, the floor. Skin Cancer? an institution." said Weber, a rrofessor all 160 seats were taken, Lantern pouring hundreds of fans onto the manager Patrick Wan said. court to revel in sweet victory. Some Blue Hens thought they If you can't, call us toll-free. of economics and finance at could have beaten the best in the Monmouth College. Weber spoke at At the the Down Under on Simultaneously reaching for the We'll tell you how and help North College Avenue, the crowd rafters, Scrounge patrons, jumped country after the victory . One fan the university last September when the raised a sign challenging the administration and faculty were in the reaction was tremendous, said to their feet as if a spring had you keep from seeing spots current National Collegiate middle of a bitter five-month contract Clint Tyer, the assistant manager. suddenly burst through their Athletic Association men 's ru~~- . "There was about 150 people chairs. Richard Weber basketball champions. Among the 75 institutions he has here and they cheered for every Hens' guard, Ricky Deadwyler, ... says university is financially sound "BRING ON DUKE." tudied, Weber said the university is point," Tyler said. climbed high on the backboard to one of the wealthiest. Tuition hikes cover deficit ta:.::-2345 $390 million endowment Weber said the amount of state • Weber said the university has support has indeed been shrinking . During the last 10 years, he said, allocated the bulk of its income sta~ appropriations to the university iowards the endowment fund and have increased only 5 percent. OOildings. land and equipmeru. University apJX'OJX'iations from the The university's endowment state increased 10.9 percent during currently totals $390 million and is the 1988-92, while in the same period, 31st largest in the nation. Delaware State College got 20.3 However, Weber said there is more percent and Delaware Technical money than thal in the endowment and Community College increased 27.8 some of the money the university puts percent. into it is not originally intended for the However, Weber said that while the ~- university's revenue from the swe Wll'i ~: : Funds given to the university for a decreasing, revenue from students Wll'i . ~cific use are know as restricted iimds and can be used only for its on the rise. Since 1987, tuition for in-state ~ilicd purpose. ' President David P. Roselle said students has increased by $835 and by people make donations to the $2,590 for out-

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Looking back at March 11, 1991 far left: President David P. Roselle, administrators and spectators pack into Smith Hall during the Concerned Black Students (CBS) five-hour sit In protesting race relations. left: Black Student Union President Joshua Greene (AS JR) helped organize the demonstration. Below: Chaka Williams (BE SO), university graduate James Elam and Nicholas Griffin (BE Jl), and other CBS members, ioined hands and sang the black national anthem, "Lift Every Voice and Sing" during the protest.

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continued from page A1 have trouble with Public Safety. Roselle says increasing black up only 4 percent of the university Greene "Criticizes what he calls a enrollment is the most important is "ridiculous." officers. The students claimed that "condescending, arrogant attitude" issue facing the university in order The administration isn't willing University Police stopped too many black students receive from some to improve race relations. to get out and do the recruiting African-American students simply officers. Public Safety needs on­ "A larger number of black themselves, he contends. Rather, because of their race. going sensiiivily training, he says, students would make things much Greene says administrators rely on CBS - a union of seven black not just a two-week program in the more interactive," he says. phone calls to minority students and groups created specifically for the swnmer. The decrease in minority are afraid to go into their sit-in - demanded that all Public "We cannot, as the BSU and the enrollment this year, he says, was communities to recruit. Safety staff go through a sensitivity black community, demand [Public probably due to the large number of Administrators don't agree with training workshop and record each Safety] do this every year... Greene racial incidents last year which gave this assessment of the university's time an officer stops a student. says. the university a bad image. minority recruitment effort. The workshops took place over a But Tuttle says he plans another "There was a sense that this was "What's funny is that someone two-week period during the workshop for officers during Spring a 'troubled campus," Roselle says, would think we were deliberately swnmer, and Tuttle says they were Break which will focus on broader referring to incidents which not trying to recruit black students," "viewed very positively by all who harassment issues, including the included the spray painting of Nazi says N. Bruce Walker, dean of participated." In addition, student treatment of gay, lesbian and symbols on buildings and white Admissions. "That just doesn't hold workers for Public Safe~y received bisexual students. supremacist literature being up." sensitivity training in September. Tuttle said last March a lack of distributed around campus. Brian Johnson (EG SR), former CBS also criticized the The most recent report on field communication between black Roselle predict~ a large increase president of the BSU and one of the university's multicultural course • contacts and trespass incidents with students and Public Safety led to in black enrollment next year. The sit-in' s organizers, says the Greene says the majority of University Police indicates black some of the problems, but that it Office of Admissions reports the administration doesn't focus on requirement and called for it to be CBS's demands have been met or students are not stopped too often, has improved this year. number of applications from black inner-city high schools to better reevaluated. The group felt courses are in the process of being met. Tuttle says, pointing to the data that "h' s unfortunate when you have high school students has increased recruit black students. satisfying the requirement were not These include the establishment of only 20 percent of blacks stopped to have some crisis situation to from 316 to 450 in the past year. Roselle says he is willing to actually multicultural. sensitivity workshops during New are students. Black students account bring people together," he says. "A lot of people are working listen to any suggestions on how to One month after the sit-in, a Student Orientation, hiring a pro for 2.3 percent of the total stops by hard on that matter," he says. increase minority enrollment. Faculty Senate committee trimmed bono lawyer to handle minority the list of courses meeting the University Police. If there is one• thing Greene and Greene disagrees. "If people have ideas about cases and renovations to the Center multicultural requirement from 207 Greene says, however, that the the administration will agree on, it The fact that 17 percent of the additional things to do we'd love to for Black Culture. · training programs weren't effective, is the need for better recruitment of state population is black, Greene hear them." to 98 . And a study of multicultural But black students are not going and that black students continue to black high school students. adds, and African Americans make courses last semester concluded that to dwell in the past, he says. • the courses create a better Instead, Greene says the BSU plans understanding of different cultures. to "progress with what we have "Hopefully the survey will done and we are going to do. increase ways of monitoring "If the university wants to courses as being multicultural," progress, it must begin to take steps Michael Keefe, chairman for the to humanize its people." senate committee on Wtdergraduate This can happen, Greene says, if studies, said three weeks ago. the administration pushes for more Greene is happy with the work programs like last night's Delaware the Faculty Senate has done to cut Dialogue, a forum discussing racial down on the number of courses that issues with professors who have meet the requirement. But, on a radically different views on the personal level , he feels the subject. requirement should be scrapped However, he says the university entirely. should try programs which involve Instead, he favors the university students. Greene says the Open incorporating a three-credit class Forums the BSU is organizing will about racism which would be at least get students talking. Ji'AIN~ /ls~.I# /)A.r.ES: mandatory for all freshmen. "Whether or not they disagree, The multicultural requ irement· they are talking," he says. began in 1987 to try to deal with Roselle is optimistic about the (at )Ob As4t# ~ZrJ) racism at this university, Greene future of race relations. He says the · says, and the courses students take racial incidents that happened last should deal with these issues. year haven't occurred this year. MARCH 16TH 8:00PM - 10:00PM Roselle says the racism course is ·:one always hopes that we':e something he might consider. making progress," he says. "T ~ e MARCH 18TH 8:00PM - 1O :OOPM ''There's no harm in looking at it." attitude is better this year." \ MARCH 23RD 8 :00PM - 1O :OOPM Race relations haven't necessarily improved at the MA~CH 25TH 8:00PM - 1O :OOPM university, Johnson says, but "we've become more aware" that racism isn't tolerated. Greene says the problems must ultimately be solved through communication between the students, faculty and administrators. WE "The only way to communicate effectively is to be educated effectively," Greene says. "And the only way to be educated effectively WILL BEGIN RETURNING is to communicate effectively." :. SURPLUS COURSE IMPAC continued from page A1 BOOKS TO Allen's decision read: "Mr. Walls has no standing to assert any claim on behalf of this inmate ... Rule 17 of the Rules of the Coun of Chancery PUBLISHERS require that actions be brought by the real party in interest. "Insofar as Mr. Pennell's sentence is concerned, Mr. Walls is not a person whose views are eatltled to be heard." Killen, who delivered the injunction to Chancery Court on behalf of IMPAC, said the governor MARCHZ3 has a responsibility to uphold the Delaware Constitution and believes state officials "are not obeying the taw." "Since there's a vengeful BUT NOW! · atmosphere permeating throughout lhe state," Killen said. neither Oberly nor Castle 'would attempt to appeal his sentenc:e. A spobswomln for the pemor said. "Gov. Casde doesn't have 1111y authority to stay 1111 execution." Tomorrow will make Steven Brian Pennell the firat man to be executed in Delaware in nearly SO years. University of Delaware I'VE 8E~N AI THIS UtJIVERS11'V E~CUSE ME, PROFESSO~. FOR. f1 YeARS. I HEAR&> OF J)O~S THE BASKETN'Lf. TEAM EATING J..f~eWoRI( 1 STOl-EN TER~ ...... ''· " MAJ)f IT lo THe PAPeRS. 8U1" NCAA -rou~NAMENT. Mls~tAJG ct.Ass FOR NCAA'S? 'M GOING NeeP Review & Opinion 1 -ro r>Et..AWAR.E'? NOW A MAKe ... uP €Y.AM. Friday, March 13, 1992 I I V6 U~AR.C> ~'-ttl=!:~ £~V1"HING~ The Review's opifliOfl Hypocrisy of the bench Death penalty is government-sponsored murder Somewhere in the bowels of worms. Citizens ue not allowed to hell, the Maquis de Sade is kill. The state is. Murder II WJ'OI18, smiling. the solution to murder is another In the vein of cruel and unusual murder. , punishments, convicted murde~r Criminologist wiD 11JUC pUt is Steven B. Pennell is going to be never absolute. If this is so, is ~'l'lll..fl"f(OfiS. ~ ' tied down to a cot tomorrow absolute punishment (the death : • morning. A needle will be stuck penalty) ever justifled1 ----'f , into each of Pennell's arms. The death penalty has never , Someone in an adjacent room will proven to be a deterrent. If the administer a lethal dose of poison death penalty were a deterrent. we Wil Shamlin into the IV line. would be able to detect a Killing is wrong Steven B. cumulative effect on the crime Pennell and you must be killed. rate. The eighth amendment to the The death penalty has been Advertisements don't make the sale ~ constitution of the United States of applied for centuries, yet there has . America expressly forbids the been no decrease in crime through After school he enters th e local favorite brand of cigarettes. a cigarette machine without being ' imposition of cruel and unusual the ages. convenience store with his back pack According to the Journal of the carded is pretty sad. over one shoulder and his hand in his punishments. The only purpose capital American Medical Association that Laws that prohibit children from pocket jiggling the $2.50 worth of percentage was only .5 three years purchasing cigarettes are bogus. A • : Is it cruel to kill a person? Is it punishment serves is.Slliating the quaners. ago. store selling cigarettes should be ; • unusual to strap someone to a cot, empty feeling of having taken an He confidently strolls to the Surgeon General Antonia Novello forced to take as many precautions as ; · poison them and allow people to eye for an eye. counter, a smile across his young, said this week that Camel's symbol, a store selling alcohol. t watch? Pennell, no matter what his vibrant checks. Old Joe, which· appears in newspaper But, as the numbers show, this is ·. He docs thi s every day and his and magazine advertisements, is the not the ca.'le. : The United States is in good crimes, is human. He should not confidence precedes him. ;..... reason Camel cigarettes appeal to Certainly the tobacco industry sees , company in its use of capital be made to face a death that is ~ And today like every day, he rests children. a valuable market in juveniles and it ~ ~ punishment. China, South Africa, both inhumane and illegal. :;::.. his elbow on the counter, stretches his Novello and doctors across the will suck them dry. the former Soviet Union and Iran The death penalty reduces 3 0 neck across it and peers up at the nation said the advertisement should That's its job. to ;: ~ cigarette rack. be discontinued because the journal The real responsibility belongs to : all put criminals to death. human life something less-than­ ~ 0 We at The Review feel the death sacred. Pennell should not be Q "What do ya need?" the adult clerk reponed the camel's image was as store owners who should have the , penalty is inherently inhumane. made to face a death that is both : asks. familiar to 6-year-olds as Mickey decency to make it as hard as possible : ~ -"Do you have any Camel Lights?" Mouse and that the heightened for children to buy cigarettes. , and at best, is a moral can of Inhumane and illegal. --0.0. "Sure do." He reaches up, slides interest has skyrocketed sales from $6 Aiming for the advertising to halt • a q the pack out and tosses it onto the million a year to $476 million a year. the attraction of youths is as useless A counter. But it wasn't the advertising that a" sending troops to Colombia to kill CQ John dumps his pocketed booty lured John into the local convenience the cocaine lords. ' onto the counter and the clerk beg ins ·store. John has already smoked the pack 1 About Review & Opinion to count it. John grabs the pack and a John didn't ride in on the hump of by the end of the next school day and • book of matches and heads fo r Lhe Old Joe to ask for a pack. ·he will be back to buy another one. , Review and Opinion: The opinion page Is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial door. And it isn't the tobacco industry He's got the taste in his mouth now. : above represents the consensus of The Rl!view staff and is written by the editorial editor, except "See ya later," he says as the bell standing behind the counter selling when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the So when he's hanging outside the ' on the door announces his departure. the cigarettes without asking for proof artist. letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. convenience store some day with a "Thank you," the clerk says. of age. cigarette dangling out the comer of Outside, John peels away the Ccrainly it's a fact that advertisers his mouth, the smoke shrouding his 1 cellophane wrapper and bangs the box are not the most ethical people in the face, he'll come across a Camel 1 on the palm of his hand to pack the nation. advertisement absent of Old Joe. tobacco for a stronger drag. They might even be a notch above He'll wonder for a moment, turn : Editorial columnists Although he's only 16, he has been politicians. (But then again what's the the page, and take another long, slow smoking since he was 12 and goes difference?) burning drag. Molly Williams, editorial editor Richard Jones, editor in chief through the motions like a pro. But flies swarm to shit, and the fact )aJOn Se.ln Garber, columnist Scott D.1lley, columnist And, like 32.8 percent of his peers that kids under 18 can walk into a Doug Donovan is an administrative Paul K.lne, columnist Greg ~lando, columnist under 18, John chose Camel as his convenience store or a restaurant with news editor of The Review. Exploitation of Malcom X profitable, not ethical The fashion, if you will, began with a gleam in the exploitation of the black people. anti-Malcom X- film rally in Harlem, N.Y., the The white X intrudes upon the black solidarity. the eye of acclaimed filmmaker Spike Lee. Taken from a speech given at the Com Hill Christian Science Monitor reported in their Sept. The white and black interposing themselves They started popping up in September or Methodist Church in Rochester, N.Y., Feb. 16, 12, 1991 issue. conjures up notions of conflict. October- black baseball caps with a white "X" 1965: "(The black man) is a victim of this, a Baraka urged resistance to the film and its Yet if the cap were all black (or all white) for emblazoned in the center. victim of economic exploitation, political exploitative nature, it said. that matter, the effect would be lost. X for Malcolm X, black activist. exploitation, and every other kind." David Sterrit, the author of the anicle, did a fair No one would be able to discern a black X on a ;..... X for black unity . Exploitative or not, the hats are very popular. job of pointing out a potentially fatal flaw of Lee's black cap. .... ~ X for x number of dollars going into the pocket It's a slow day when you only see 10 of these hats upcoming film. You couldn't see a white on a white hat, l!::t ~ X ...... ~ of Spike Lee. traveling arowtd campus. "How to condense s uch a life of physical either. ;: X for exploitation. While I have noted a few whites wearing these adventure, mental growth and spiritual Despite the exploitative nature of these hats, ~ 0' Spike Lee, who means to commemorate hats, a good majority sporting the seemingly exploitation - mirrored by transformation from they contain a message of hope. The white needs E Malcolm X, also stands to make a serious buck off ubiquitous caps are black. · an unthinking thug into a white-hating radical, and the black, the cap says. The black needs the white. E ~ him. The caps' popularity is quite alarming then into a morally sincere humanist who rejected It's too bad this message is lost among a flood " Malcolm X was many things. He was a considering they are a tangible representation of racism - within the bounds of a single of greenbacks. l? criminal, a religious leader and political activist. everythin~ Maklolm X fought against. screenplay?" he wrote. I reject these hats and exploitation in general. a ;::.... "Some people say I am anti-white," X said in a In opposition, one can argue that the money And how, I ask now, will Lee reconcile his In honor of this rejection, I am creating my own "Q CORE (Congress of Racial Equality)-sponsored from the hats is ttaveling from black wallets to economic manipulation of black people with the hat. meeting in Cleveland on April 3, 1964. Spike Lee, wbo is, of course, black. ideas of Malcolm X who hated, wilh a capital h, It's a simple black baseball-type cap. "I am not anti-anything but anti~sion." Lee, whose films have no peer in their any form of exploitation? 1bere's a stark white X oo it. His ideas were considered qdjcaJ. Early in his exploration of bl-*-while relationships will only How will Denzel Washington, who is slated to X for world unity. ~areer he wanted to create a black nation-state use the money 10 finance other movies. play the lead role, feel knowing he's taking pan in X for all that is good in this world. within !he confmes of the United Swes. Does this chln&e lbc fact a black man and his the twisting of Malcolm X 's ideals? X for X-ing out exploitation. Some of his statements were interpreted to be ideas are being used io promote someone else's I really don't know the answers . . Now thal's an idea wonh wearing on a hat. Anti-semitic. profit? No, it doeln'L Still, there is much to be said for lhese caps. X scared the piss out of a lot of people. But don'tlake my word for it. Whoever designed them knew what !hey were ~lando's column appears on alternate Regardless, throughout his career he dcnowx:ed Amiri Bll'lka, a bla:lt riplls activist held an doing.

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Parking lot security, not fines allowed to park anywhere regardless of then students are also responsible for their When did it become appropriate to To expand on the letter written by your academic classification. Public TA's offer valuable insight boredom and confusion. And if they let an complain about being asked to think about Jennifer Ritter (Feb. 28), I have a couple Safety loves the color lots so they can do I am writing' in response to 'Tuesday's entire semester go by without trying to class material? Teachers. regardless of their of points to add about parking, and the their favorite (and seemingly only) job, editorial ("Cutting back at the cost of change the situation in a course they choose rant in the university, have great infamous oxymoron, Public Safety. ticketing student cars. education," March 3) about gr11duate to stay in, then they are again responsible responsibilities to &heir students, but I too park in the Nonh Blue lot, mainly Ood forbid you park in a Gold Lot with teaching assistants and bad teaching. for their own boredom. students, surely, have a great many because someone decided to reroute a measly Blue sticker, the crime to end all I will get the predictable comments out · It is absolutely the case that the responsibilities to their teachers, as well as Pencader Drive and take out all lbe spaces crimes, you get a ticket. of the way first: it is naive, at best, to university's departments are responsible to to tbemlelves. along the fire lane. How Brilliant! With a Yet, if you're a female who aell usume any Ja1icu1ar oonnection between the student body for the quality of . As I bave been typing this in the parking shortage. barused of raped, Public Safety could T As and bad teaching. In the department in classrOOm lnsiJ'Uction, and that they should Memorial Hall lab, a frestvnan next to me What college graduate thought that one care less. which I teacb, a number of the be held to that responsibility, but the has been reading over my shoulder. He up? Was it because the cars blocked the With the amount of money generated department's best teachers are graduate students need to take some responsibility brought up a point I have not heard fire lane? Maybe, but buses, trucks, and by current sticker prices and ticket assistants, and there is a great deal or for the quality of their own choioes, and we mendoned before - that many Frosh find other university vehicles see fit to tie up' revenue (Sl million if I remember Mr. emphasis on the quality and improvement see very little of thal. themlelves feeling much more comfonable the fire lane any time they want to. Do Summerville correctly) it seems obvious of their teaching. And if it is valid for students to raise with TAs simply because they feel less they get tickets? No, but a student will. that they could hire a student aide to I am sure that everybody reading this questions of classroom demeanor and dislanc::ed from people who are bolb closer Second, lbe amount of money it COlts patrol the Blue Lot. As Ma. Riner asks can think of the occasional full professor standanls, then it is also valid for teachers 10 them in • and also still in the process to park here borders on criminal. $142 to "Where does all the money go?" whole teaching is flawed. to raise similar questions. of their edu~ations, and that this often park in a generally unpatrolled, unsafe All.ee it. Ms Ritter is entitled to $235 . Certainly there are any number of When cld It become accepllble to talk makes it easier to as.k questions without locatiOh llllldiCI'OUI. for damqes and propeny plus $82 for the circumswlces under which it is possible to during lectures or films? I sat in on an feeling Slllpid. ...., o( WIUICid time. be lUlCk in a course. But I often suspect that undergraduate history class during Winter Surely this comfon level is, in Its way, ~UJ9A. 11101 pay her and students stay in classes with dull or Session and was alternately appalled and u valuable a cmaibution to the university lc: Safety's incomprehcnlible teachers because it never infuriated 1laolb by the constant chatter and community u the experience and authority riqlfallaee, J ~agest filing a ~lass action occurs to them to leave. by the huffy and petulanl resporlJCS to any of older faculty member? tries to malce a buck. but students aula tJain ' Publi~ Safety and the If students students spend semesters with req\lest to be quiet. should act IOmethlnJ for their money. IIDivtri ,,, teachers from wbom they learn little or When did It becollll accepl8ble to walk Devoo Miller-Duggan Third, tbis color IOl ct1p baa JOllO p . nothing, simply because It meets a into a class.fn JlrOar-limply because your Teaching Assisua If you pay a flat fee, you sbould be Kenneth Nelson (AS JR) requirement without being too challenging, next class illn the ..no room? Department of Enalilh . March 13, 1992 • THE RMEW • A9

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t·heir myster1ous• ways to the Spectrum Zoo TV

By Jill Laurinaitis Abstract images, weird camera and occasionally playing to the audience. phrases were flashed in a blur on the screens. AMtJaBins Ediror psychedelic colors dominated the video Until now, U2 has relied on modest, "Everything you know is wrong." · PHILADELPHIA -"It's good to be back. screens, and various-sized televisions were simplistic performances that let their music do "Everyone is a racist except you." "Believe Five years is too long. Too long. Too long." hooked up via satellite, allowing Bono to the talking. For die-hard fans, the new '90s everything." "Watch more TV." "Call your Well, Bono, it's nice to have you back. And change the channel to CNN and the Home thing takes a little getting used to. It ' s mother." "Over 1 billion served." you too, Edge, Larry and Adam, no pun Shopping Club by remote control. different, but it works, and it's surreal to Using sarcasm to denounce apathy, their intended. We've been waiting. The night even included a few pelvic thrusts watch. message is the same: "It's your world, you can A chosen 18,300 at The Spectrum Tuesday from the lead man himself, characterizing a Music-wise, no passion or soul is lost. change it." night tuned into two hours of Zoo TV, U2's newfound confidence Sometimes guitar and An L-shaped extension on the left side of first tour since 1987. and playfulness. bass amps are cranked the stage, consisting of an aisle leading to But for this one, don't expect a replica of Evoking more drool up for emphasis, small platform was the scene for a jarnmin' concen performances from Unforgettable Fire than ever from the creating more of a unplugged set of "Satellite" and "Angel of or even Joshua Tree times. Ceiling-suspended female audience, a processed psychedelic Harlem," complete with a bongo drum solo by yellow, green and silver-studded Trabants black leather-clad Bono sound. At his best in Larry Mullen Jr. (East Germany's answer to Yugos), funky laser toyed with audience "One," Bono's voice is After 21 songs, the night ended with a three­ technology and about two dozen video and members, accepting strong and not part encore, and one of numerous costume television screens set the stage for Zoo TV. r6ses and green overpowering, although changes for Bono. In a gaudy gold Elvis suit, Opening with an incredibly powerful "Zoo carnations. He's he acknowledged he held a mirror in front of him, ironically Station," the Irish-bern band followed with flashier, and 'not one, raspiness towards the exclaiming, "You're f ..kin' beautiful!" before seven more tracks from their most-recent but two girls were end of the show. "Desire." album, Achtung Baby, which has sold 6.1 brought on stage to U2 is lcnown for their The concen, which sold out in a record 32 million copies since its November 1991 dance with him. self-righteous political minutes, was bener than sex. But for those who release. Disappointingly, no songs preceding And Adam, Bono's stances. especially didn' t think so, Achtung Baby condoms were 1984's The Unforgettable Fire were included quiet left-hand stage against apartheid, but for sale among the Zoo TV tour's official in the show. man, talked. He talked! they didn't preach paraphernalia. But playing hearty renditions of "Gloria" or The Edge was his usual verbally this time. "It won't be five years before we're back. "Sunday Bloody Sunday" would have been self, kicking butt with During the "The Fly," this time." inappropriate, even ridiculous. his guitar solos, however, words and Well, we hope not.

Bono and Co. change channels ...... for a little '90s psychedelia

.· Rotten's latest a bitter PIL lbat What Is Not and put a hole in its place/You wear your Public lm• Limited . luck now all over your face/Still singing like Virgin Records ~~ Album Review an old fireplace/ Luck's up/l'uff stuff." Crade: D+ A hearty thumbs up has to go to the producer, Dave Jordan, who· does an By Chris Dolmet&c:h horns add their 2 cents on two songs. excellent job of hiding Lydon's muffled SWI~ Punk with horns. voice below the screeching guitar. It's a sad world we live in when Johnny It's enough to make most people reach The album is not altogether awful, but il's Rotten sinks to sinslns an anti-drug song on for the Tylenol. too fabricated and polished for a former Sex his band's latest album. Lydon even toys with a synthesizer Pistol. The pulsing rock background seems If the Sex Pistols were the symbol of programmed to sound like a cough, a out of context with Lydon's nonsensical punk In the '70s, then Rouen's inception of gimmick seen in the movie Ferris Dueller's rambling. Public Imaae Limited (PIL) was punk's Day orr. _ Perhaps Lydon is trying to project the IIYior in the '80s. This tortuous sound effect is repeated abstract image of anarchy in the midst of But Rouen'a (a k a John Lydon) newest throughout "Cruel," Lydon's attempt at corporate entertainment. record with PIL, That What II Not, Is mt third-grade poetry. That What Is Not is corporate punk, punk. "Inside our head/.22 lead{fhe modem plain and simple. It's a anpbic clemonllnlion of what the miss with modern gifts/In Pit is scheduled to perform in a national ~ bave done to punk. tragedy/Hilarity/Never sin/Far too tour, sponsored by MTV's "120 Minutes," WbUe Lydon's voice is sliD wonderfully entenainbtg," he sings. coming to Philadelphia in April. «1«-lley, the chord-crunching power trio that "Luck's Up" is Lydon's declaration that The tour includes Big Audio Dynamite, bleb bim up sounds like Polson before they punk is dead. Punk was nothing without led by former Clash member Mick Jones, COilld play pitan (not lhat they can now). drugs; in this song, Lydon, the deposed one of the few former punksters who is now As catchy as the riffs are, the songs King of Punk renounces his drug ties. ' producing quality original work. ~ adrer f'lom a l8Ck of !lplll'k. "When the drugs you were mi:dna blew One can only wonder what will happen if To aid eo die an.,, lbe Tower of Power up In your face/You blew your brains out Jones makes Lydon answer for his sins. Thlnp are moat definitely not loolclng up for John "Rotten" Lydon, former Sex Pistol ~ ·Featurin ••• Marcn 13, 1992. TH~ REVIEW• 82 Simon says ticket scalpers send 'U2' the poor house I have a list of four things I would like chance of geuing tickets that way. got Bubba cooked" and called ABC Ticket politely said "thank you" and hung up. to do at least once in my life. TCHAA. And The Edge's guitar pick Service. For S 150 I should be close enough to I) Bungee jump off Christiana East Etttertaining might fly out of my butt. Unfortunately, my eager panting was the stage to cut Bono's nose hairs. Towers during a tire alann. Thoughts By 10:32 on that morning, the dream met by a recording. As I continued to call the rest of the 2) Have Madonna mistake me for a was over. I had dialed incessantly for 45 " We're sorry, the number you have numbers, the prices ranged from $75 for a Vichy water bottle. minutes and all I had to show for it was a dialed is no longer in service." third-level scat to Sl05 for a ticket in the 3) Sit on the 50..yard·line as the Eagles By Eric Simon cramp in my index finger. Hmm ... that's strange. Oh well, there first twenty rows. upset the Bills 31·27 to win Super Bowl U2 was sold out. were plenty of other numbers to choose It's funny, but after hearing a price like XXVII After several hours of imense weeping, from. $305, a S75 ticket seems like a real 4) See U2 play the Spectrum. less hectic schedule than me, had already I got up the strength to start my day and After getting similar recordings from bargain. But it was still beyond my budget. Four weeks ago, when U2 's March 10 lined up by the Kate Smith statue and marched over to The Review. three other services, I fmally got a living, So here I sit, typing up this column Philadelphia concert was announced, I "many more were expected," reponed Jim My co-workers were sympathetic about breathing human at B&B Tickettown. mere days before today's greatest rock truly believed that the hand of fate had Gardner. my plight at first, but after my fourth hour "Uh yeah," I said nervously. "Do you band will take the stage not with, but acted in my favor. My dream was already trashed, and I of bitching I think they were getting a little have any tickets left for the Philly U2 without me. My friends and I danced around in hadn't even left my apanment yet. perturbed. show?" Editor's Note: Ignore all of what you joyous bliss as we made reservations for Oh well, I said to myself (I talk to Then my friend Dan said to me, "Why "Sure," replied a sweet, endearing just read because Eric's buddy Scott the comer of Broad Street and Pattison myself sometimes), I' ll show them. don't you call one of those ticket services Glenda the Good Witch of the North-type hooked him up with tickets and he saw the Avenue in Philadelphia to camp out for While they sleep on a cold, wet in the Yellow Pages? They always have voice. "They stan at $150 for second-level show anyway. Sorry. ticketS. pavement, I'll get a good night's sleep in seats." rear seats." Man, this was going to be great. my own bed, wake up at quarter of ten the Could it be? Was there still an answer Actually, she sounded a lot more like Eric Simon is an Assistant Entertainment My hopes were temporarily dashed next morning, and call good old out there somewhere? that bitch witch from the West. Editor at The Review. "Entertaining when I turned on Action News at6 p.m. Ticketmaster. Quicker than you could say "illegal 'I'll get you my pretty, and your little Thoughts" appears eve'Y Friday in The Hundreds of fans, who obviously have a Yeah, that's it. I'll have a much better scalping agency" I grabbed the "book that dog, too!" ran through my head as I Review.

Yo! What's up, you funky fresh home-men Also tl!osc peppy youngsters, the Hooters, there soon because they'll go fast. some more about this show - · (21 5) 592- and women? The person who usually does this will play the C(lestnut Saturday. Sunday the An lovers can call (302) 571-9590 for mo' 9187. column is sick with a touch of the flu . Connells are scheduled to take the stage. info, mo' info. (Ain't I a hippin'-hoppin' So they brought me in. My name is Evvie Listen to your Aunt. Get there early and if rappin' bad person?) Dig it, homeys (Gee,• I like this slang) for Spumoni. You might know me as your Aunt you need more information cail (215) 382- some prima yuks go to the Wilmington Spumoni. 1201. At the Trocadero (I• Oth and Arch Streets. in Comedy Cabaret (1001 Jefferson Street). n I normally do advice, but I am nothing if Philadelphia) you can see the Kollage Band Funnypeople Debbie Kasper, Terry Gillespie not versatile. This is a culture column and if My nephew Elmo has• promised to take me Festival. and Andy Scarpati will rip you a new ... you want cu1ture, you've got it. on a tour of the Delaware Art Museum (2301 Tickets are S5 in advance, but well worth funnybone. The Ides of March are upon us and there is Kentmere Parkway in Wilmington) tomorrow. the price. Seven bands, including such stars as Shows start at 9:30p.m. on Friday and 8:15 certainly a lot of culture around. As part of the "ARTiculations" tour-groups, Anthrax, Megadeth and AC/DC will be and 10:30 p.m. on Saturday. Admission is only But first, my nephew Elmo wants to remind we plan to soak in all the culture we can. playing. SIO. all of you that "March Madness" is coming, The tours begin II a.m. and last about 25 Not! For more facts on the fun, call (302) 652- whatever that is. minutes. The tours are free, Elmo said, with a Forgive my fingers. They sometimes have a 6873. I wonder if you can get a vaccination to paid admission. It costs S4 for adults and $2.50 mind of their own. protect against it. for senior citizens and students {bring your ID) The bands scheduled to play arc Daria, The . Well, I think that's more culture than you But the best bet is to go on Saturday, Elmo Boogiemen, After Hirth, The Rock 0 Jets, can shake a stick at. Until next time, remember For you big music •lover s, you might want said, from 10 a.m. to I p.m. Admission is free The Illuminati, Betsy Moore Robinson and to bang your head. to go to the Chestnut Cabaret on 38th and during those times. 17" Crash. 'Cause metal-health will drive you mad. Chesmut Streets to see Dr. John's Big Band I don't know about you, but I've already set Still, a bargain is a bargain. All ages are And keep those Ask Aunt Spumoni letters with their special guest, Zydeco-a-go-go on my alarm clock. I'll be passing out free invited and the doors open at 2 p.m. coming. Friday night. samples of my famous fudge cookies. Get Dial these numbers if you want to hear -Aunt Spumoni

Friday, March 13 College of Marine Studies series: and Gold Room, Perki ns Student "Resonances and Remote Sensing of Center. Salon evening: Belmont Honors Sea-bottom Layers, • with Herb International Film Series: "Life and El Sombrero House. 7 to 9 p.m. For information, Uberall. 105 Robinson Hall, noon. Nothing But." 140 Smith Hall, call 837-6466. u D Sharps: With the Clefthangers. 7:30p.m. 160 Elkton Rd. , Newark, DE Montage Repertory Theater: "As Is ." A cappella music. $1 donation 19711 • #738-0808 Tickets $3. Newark Hall, 8 p.m. appreciated, Dickinson C/D, 5:30 Monday, March 16 p.m. D Chemistry/Biochemistry series: Election : Am erican Marketing "Allosteric Interaction and Indole Saint Patrick's Saturday, March 14 Association's new officer elections. Tunneling In Tryptophan Synthasey," 321 Purnell, 5 to 6 p.m. with Mi chael Dunn. 203 Drake Hall, Montage Repertory Theater: "As Is ." Day Bash 4 p.m. Recital : Cynthia Carr and Julie Tickets $3. Newark Hall, 8 p.m. Nishimura. Loudis Recital Hall, Amy E. Operational Research/Agricultural DuPont Music Building, 8 p.m. at "THE Sciences series: "Assessing the Sunday, March 15 HAT~' l Essential Dimensionality of the Lat ent Commission on the Status of Women • Killians Long Necks- $1.75 .;-- - Space Underlying Binary Item LGBSU Meeting: Lesbian Gay Bisexual Application Deadline: For Student • Nutty IrishmenfNuts-N-Berries Responses," with Ratna Nandakumar. Student Union. Business meeting, 6:30 Travel Awards and Special Travel 203 Robinson Hall, 12:15 p.m. p.m. Social meeting, 7:30 p.m. Blue Awards. 303 Hullihen Hall, 4:30p.m. (Famous) Taco Night ALL-U-CAN-EAT $5.95 w/SPECIAL $3.00 Pitchers Christiana Mall Fri . - 5, 7:30, 10; Sat. -1:45, 5, American Me - We have absolutely Michelob • Coors Lite • Bud 1·95 and Roote 7 (368-9600) 7:30, 10; Sun. -1 : ~5, 5:30,8. no idea what this movie is abo ut. If Final Analysis (R) - The last, and we you see it, call us. Inquiring minds Fried Green Tomatoes (PG-13)­ want to know. Showtimes: 1:05, mean it, last bit of conjecture Oliver Caught before they have a chance to 3:35, 7:05, 9:30. ripen, the vicious Killer Tomatoes are Stone will ever make on the Kennedy . fi nally putto rest Showtimes: 1:45, assassination. Showtimes: Fri. and Sat. Stephen King's The lawnmower Man 4:30, 7, 9:30. -7:45, 1 0:15; Sun. - 7:45. · (Rl- Showtimes: 1:35, 4, 7:30, 9:55. Gladiators (Rl - No Jean-Claude Van Cinemark Movies 10 Memoirs of an Invisible Man (PG-13) Damme. you'll have to settle for Cuba First State Plaza Shopping Center (994· 7075) til (Boyz in the Hood) Gooding and -Due to a technological mishap, ATIENTION ~ James (" Twin Peaks ") Marshall. Once Upon a Crime (PG) -A great Chevy Chase turns invisible. Showtimes: 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. career move for Sean Young. "I can't Unfortunately, the movie does not. be Catwoman, so I'll star in this Showtimes: 1, 3:05,5:10,7:15,9:20. STUDENTS! ..... Wayne's World (PG-13)- Terminal travesty! So there!" Showtimes: 1:05, JFK (R)- An Oliver Stone docu­ ~== metalheads Wayne and Garth defend 3:05, 5:05, 7:25, 9:25. their rights to life, liberty and the drama about the mystery surrounding pursuit of babes. Schwing! Final Analysis (R) - Showtimes: the 1963 assassination of Jamal Filbert Col.lege of Business -~ Showtimes: 1, 3:15,5:30,5:30, 7:45, 1:10,3:50, 7:20,10. Kabruk. Showtimes: 1, 4:45, 8:30. ~ 10. c Medicine Man (PG-13)- Sean Newark Cinema Center and Economics My Cousin Vinny (R) -joe Pesci Connery finds and loses the cure for Newark Shopping Center (737-3720) portrays an obnoxious New York Lorraine Bracco's grating Bronx accent. lawyer. Hard to believe, huh? Showtimes: 1 :40, 4:25, 7, 9:45. Once Upon a Crime (PG-13)­ Applications for Change ~ Showtimes: Fri.- 5:45,8:15, 10:30; .: ~~ Showtimes: 1, 4, 7, 10. . Bugsy (R) -That wascally wabbit Sat.- 1:15, 5:45, 10:30; Sun.- of Major and Minor* to: .. . This is My Life (PG-13) - Proving eludes Elmer Fudd with the help of his 1:15 ,5:45,8:15 . . . that there is life beyond Marge new friend, Michael Jordan. . Simpson, Julie Kavner stars as a stand­ Showtimes: 7:40: The Cutting Edge- A documentary Accounting about Pete Ginsu and his life quest up comic and single mother whose Prince of Tides (R)- His Royal daughters have to cope with mom 's against dullness. Showtimes: Sat. - Badness hangs ten with Patrick Swayze 8:15 . Business Administration* success. Showtimes: 2, 5, 7:30, 9:45 . at Malibu Beach Showtimes: 10:15. Chestnut Hill The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (R) Beauty and the Beast (G) - - Showtimes: Fri.- 5:30,8, 10:15; Economics* Chestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737-7959) Showtimes: 1:45, 3:45, 6. Sat.- 1:30, 5:30, 8, 10:15, Sun.- . Beauty and the Beast (G) -An Blame it on the Bellboy (PG-13) - 1 :'30, 5:30, 8. . 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The key to success is communication- usually by phone

By Chris Dolmetsch part of his evening." He and his girlfriend had a mutual SUITR.P.porter Besides spending huge sums on desire to visit each other despite the The scene is familiar: closed door, phone calls, long-distance daters distance. phone cord stretched Wlder it, one sometimes have to cope with jealousy. "One time, on Valentine's Day, we roommate hibernating in the room, the Amy Jones (AS JR) says, "I was were going to be separated, and I was other sitting on the floor in the hall always wondering where he was, going to visit her," he says. "When I attached to the phone for a few hours. · thinlcing 'He's with another girl, I got to the station, she was walking out, This is a telltale .sign of a long­ know it."' coming to visit me." distance relationship, a situation in The jealousy was mutual, she Wilt says when one partner goes I which separated couples try to keep up explains. away to college while the other stays the connection when away at school. "I remember one time he got so in high school, or when both people Maintaining a strong link across the mad at me because I wasn't home go to separate universities, miles requires commitment and when he called," she says. "He came relationships may be strained. communication, says Heather Wilt, a up here· from home, I was passed out Nigel Garrett (EG JR), who had a graduate assistant at the university's on the bed alone, and he pounded on long-distance romance wi th his high­ Center for Counseling and Student the door Wltil I woke up. school girlfriend when he went away Development. "He thought I was in bed with to college, agrees. He says many times In addition to the normal rocky another guy." people right out of high school aren't road of relationships, long-distance When one partner has a fri endship very mature about relaLioiJShips. couples are likely to encounter huge with a member of the opposite se,.;, Wilt" says communication is needed phone bills, jealousy, loneliness and problems can arise if the other partner to determine the commitment level of travel fatigue. gelS jealous. a relationship. Of these evils, many couples agree Jodi Rebhun (AS JR) says, "I got in According to li terature from the that the worst is the phone bills. the biggest fight one time over a friend center, if the commi tment level is low Howard Greissman, a former of mine, and [my boyfriend) just and a relationship starts to fizzle, signs university student who transferred to wouldn't understand that he was just a will include disinterest, a feeling of Boston University to be closer to his friend." being trapped, frequ ent arguments and girlfriend, says the bills were so Sometimes, just the reality of the difficulty in having meaningful IJ'emendous that his father offered to huge distance is enough to cause strain conversation. pay the additional costs required to or break up a relationship. Despite the potential drawbacks of move to Boston. A university sophomore who asked a long-distance relati onship, Rebhun Rick Ellgleson, another former to be anonymous says neither of his says, "You get to go out with your Wliversity student who moved to be long-distance relationships worked friends more, too, which you don't near his girlfriend, says, "I'm still out. always get to do when you live close paying the phone bills a year later." "Neither of the girls could stand to each other." To avoid large phone bills, Wilt being away from me," he says. ''They Ron Bisaga (AS SR) also sees suggests that couples send poems, also wanted immediate gratification some advantages in his si tuation. He songs, tapes or packages instead of out of the relationship. If you have to says his love connection works better tying up the telephone. have immediate gratification, you when he and his girlfriend are The counseling center sponsors an can't have a long-distance separated by miles because "we don't interactive program on long-distance relationship. You have to have spend our time bickering over relationships, she says, so students can patience." senseless things. " share their thoughts and suggestions. Traveling distances to see each "There is a strain, but there is a "One woman got a letter on a flour other can test the durability of a greater strain on ~ing closer," he tortilla from a Mexican restaurant that romance. says. "Because we are falther apart, her boyfriend had been to," she says. "It was a three-hour bus ride to her the time we spend together is qual ity "It made her feel that she had been a college," John Roehsler (AS JR) says. time."

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•' :: Behind the scenes :· •, For directors and stage managers, .· theater productions are all work, no play

By Lori Salotto These directors, stage managers, publicity News Features R"florter directors, lighting direcLOrs, technical Setting: It could be the Bacchus Theatre, directors and advenising representatives, to Broadway or anywhere in between. mention a few, really run the show. Action: Opening night of a play, and the Although theater is an ancient art, audience, silling elbow to elbow, has all eyes directors are a fairly new addition. They focused on the stage. didn't exist before the 19th century, Plot: While the audience intently watches according to Antony Sandoval (AS GR), the actors in front of them, they don't see the who recently assisted in directing the numerous offstage activities going on . Professional Theatre Training Program's The audience may not notice the person (PTfP) production of "The Caucasian Chalk sitting silently by the door, like an expectant Circle." father, alternately sitting on his hands and For Melissa Ososld (AS SR), co-director THE REVIEW I Pamela Wray.De Stef1110 biting his nails. This is the director. ofE-S2's "Passion Play" in January, the first Above: Directors help actors develop their characters in rehearsal. Below: Trent Van Doren (AS JR) directs "Anything Goes." Engrossed by what's happening onstage, act in the process of becoming a director the audience might not notice the people in began in September, when she presented a the lighting booth or the 20 other people proposal to group members. "I knew it would be stressful," he says, running around backstage. Act two opened in October when Ososki "but at the same time, I liked the excitement. was given the OK from E-52 to begin her job "As the director, the show is your baby as director of the play. and you mold it, you interpret it." The auditions, her next act, began in According to Van Doren, "Anything November. Goes" has 18 people in the production staff "In an audition," Ososki sa~s, "you and 25 in the cast. basically look for talent and how well they "The key to getting the show organized is sound when they read." to have a good production staff," Van Doren Even after finding the talent for a play, the says. director is indispensable- at least until Rick Cunningham, head of stage opening night. management training for PTfP, says a play "The first thing a director works on is is like a corporation. "The initial goal is for character development," Ososki says. "You that company to produce," he says. ·go through and ask the actors how they feel The reality of group effort was obvious in about the characters and what their character "Passion Play." Ososkl says the cast included is like." six actors with speaking parts and IS people After she helped the actors grasp their working behind the scenes. characters, the show then had to be Ososki says it's a shame that the director "blocked." and the actors get all the recognition. "It's She says blocking "is choosing where the definitely a group effon.".she says. actors sit, stand, move, enter, exit, when to Unlike the director, whose job is fmished say what." opening night, "the stage manager is the During these hair-pulling late nights, person who will be will) the production from Ososki tried to be "hands orr• to let the beginning to end," CWlTtingham says. actors be more creative. Cunningham, who teaches stage Trent Van Doren (AS JR) will experience. management to graduate students in Fine similar anxiety until March 20, when the Arts, says, "A stage manager manages all the play he is directing opens. elements of a play so that they all come producing a play. taken care of by the director. For Van Doren, a member of

f • "" 0 ' • 84. THE REVIEW. March 13, 1992 'Crime' is a capital offense

Once Upon a Crime they were the agents to Candy, MGM Studios Belushi, Shepherd, Lewis, Grade: F Hamilton, Levy and everyone's favorite, Sean Young, they should ~{,J~;,t?can Harris urge their clients to erase the film description of the tortuous plot. from their resumes. If Hollywood were a fantasy If someone is foolish enough to (Richard Lewis is an exception, land, films like Once Upon a ask, however, te11 them the film though). He may need to prepare Crime wouldn't exist. centers around three couples who one now that "Anything But Love" Unfortunately, in a reality where stumble across a murder in Monte is off the air). overspending and miscasting is Carlo. Just say the film Is an hour and a killing the film indusLry, Lravesties Each couple denies their half of nothing. like Crime are often perpetrated. involvement and runs through the No sweeping Monte Carlo shots, If someone asks what the film is entire film trying to double-cross romantic French music or about, you can tell them the each other and evade the police. spectacular set designs can ever following: Most of the gags are of the overshadow the fact that Once "Once upon a time, there was a locker-room variety, but are placed Upon a Crime is about nothing at complete throwaway of a film that in a film that Lries to present itself all. · wasted the talents of John Candy, as a legitimate whodunit. This It just lies on screen for awhile, James Belushi, Cybill Shepherd, makes listening to the jokes even and then completely dies on you. at Richard Lewis and everyone else more of a chore. the end. lnvolved." If the person not is still Actually, if you go and see this With the exception of a few convinced, tell them director film, you shouldn't tell anyone. good lines by Richard Lewis ~nd Eugene Levy ("SCTV," "Splash") This way, you save yourself the the smooth accent by the ever-so­ does little to enhance his story's pain and Lrouble of describing the tan George Hamilton, Once Upon characters. horror you witnessed. It's not a Crime is as desperate a comedy Try to hammer home the point really worth anyone's time to as can be made. This desperation that none of the actors in Once acknowledge this film exists. sinks the film to the bottom of the Upon a Crime does anything Hollywood, please go back to comedy barrel. worth mentioning; nor says the planet Fantasyland fast. The It would be too painful to watch anything original. · future of your audience may a person wince through a Recommend to the person if depend on it. Sean Young, Richard Lewis and a dog plan to escape the 'Crime,' a mo~ie worse than punishment.

An herb a day may keep doctor away STOP PAVING TOO MUCH for auto insurance By Karen Levinson modem drugs, can be advantageous, When the active ingredient in Dr. Richard Howard, a Student Assistant Featurf'S Editor Kreszics says. Because the potency of garlic, alicin, is put in a petri dish Health Services physician, says: "No We specialize M.S. Varone When the dandelions of spring whole herbs is lower, he says, the user with bacteria, Kreszics says, "The herbs are medically proven by the with drivers Insurance Mike sprout up, many people will begin a has a decreased risk of suffering from area where the garlic juice is will not FDA for use. If you were to look in age 17-30. Call war against weeds, but others will use side effects. grow." . the Physician's Desk Reference, you We forgive fora one ticket. free these lawn pests for herbal healing. Although side effects while using To ·reap the benefits of garlic, wouldn't find any herbs in there." Naana quote Dandelions can be used as a blood herbs are relatively rare. Tillotson people must eat it raw, not cooked. Very little money is put into is refused. SEiS-3331 purifier, a kind of "spring cleansing," says, excessive use may cause nausea When Kreszics has a sore throat, research about herbalism, Kreszics says Naomi Wilanski of the Newark or an upset stomach. he chews raw garlic pieces to help the says, because companies only study a Co-op. "A lot of older people will Tillotson says dangerous herbs are problem. "It just bums incredibly," he drug if it will be profitable. "The pick dandelion leaves before the taken off the market, such as comfrey says. "The temporary discomfort is thing about herbs is that you can't flowers bloom and put them in salad." root, which causes obstruction of the worth the positive healing effects." patent herbs," he says. Some people use herbs either to liver. When Bill Stanley (AS SR) got a Though not patentable, profitable correct a medical problem or to For those who don't have their cold, an herbalist recommended or found right under your nose, herbs prevent a possible ailment, says Bob own herbal gardens, places such as woodbetany as a tonic, which he are ailment relief found right under Kreszics, Newark Co-op manager. the Newark Co-op sell herbs, which dropped into tea. "It works to break your toes . "Almost all modem medicine has commonly come in pill or tea form. up the stuffmess in the.nose and in the an herbal base to it," says Faith Running rampant as dandelions is head," he says. Queman, founder and director of the rumor that ingesting the herb People who have Lrouble sleeping Sophrosyne, a holistic health center in goldenseal clears the blood of any or relaxing use valerian, a natural Wilmington. traces of marijuana. alternative to a drug like valium, Many herbs were used as models The drug is bought in large Kreszics says. for synthetic drugs, Kreszics says, quantities by those who arc required Even though he knows a lot about such as white willow bark, which is by their employers to pass a drug test, herbs, Kreszics says he can't 81/2" x 11" single sided, 20# white bond, auto feed originals used to synthesi~ aspirin. Keszics says, so "it's probaply our recommend their use to customers However, Alan Fox, a philosophy second best selling herb." because of Delaware law. • No minimum, no limit • professor, says Western so.ciety is Besides possibly eliminating Lraces Tillotson explains, "It's illegal for biased tOward Western medicine, so of marijuana, goldenseal eliminates anyone to diagnose or prescribe Self-serve MACs Color copying people don't seek out alternatives. toxins and dries out mucous [herbs] unless they are a medical Full-serve graphic arts "There's a certain security in doing membranes. doctor or a qualified health Brochures what your doctor tells you," he Goldense combined with another practitioner." Business cards Letterhead explains. herb, cchinacea, is generally a good Because training is not readily Resumes Kreszics says, "It takes an remedy for colds, Keszics says. available to local doctors, Tillotson Binding exceptional patient to realize Echinacea, a purple-flowered plant says, only two or three doctors in the Newsletters Carbonless forms [herbal ism is] an option." which Keszics says is the best-selling state are qualified to prescribe herbal Flyers Yet in other parts of the world, herb in pill form, helps strengthen the treatments, . Full-service copies Lraditional herbal medicine is one of body's immune system. Quernan says the last doctor who DESIGN • COPY • PRINT the primary forms of health care, Tillotson says echinacea was used practiced herbalism in Sophrosyne according to Alan Tillotson, manager by the American Indians as a cold left about a year and a half ago. She of the Chrysalis Center in remedy and a blood purifier for snake blames the attitude of people in the Wilmington. This natural healing bites. area for the lack of alternative health Newark • College Square center advocates the use of non­ Garlic, which has been used for care. alphRgraphtos· synthetic herbal treatments. centuries as an anti-bacterial agent, is "This area is just too rigid," she Ptlntshops Of The Future Shopping Center (near Rickel) Ingesting whole herbs, instead of also one of the Co-op's best-selling says. "[Doctors are) going out west Mon.- Fri. 7- Midnile • Sat. 9-5 • Sun. 12-5 • (302) 453-2600 just the herbal extract that is found in herbs, Kreszics says. where they can practic~."

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On Sports By Dan B. Levine America

loses best By Dan B. Levine Delaware's lead was 21,72-51, and M•naging Editor the party officially began. • ' Anthony Wright loves you. "Everything they threw at us, we kept secret Mark Murray loves you. Delaware just didn't have the answers for," men's basketball coach Steve Herrion said. The best kept secret in America was Steinwedel and his team love you. The Hens dominated undersized told Wednesday night. The First State's affair with the Drexel off the glass, as Coles, Rather screamed. Hens reached epic proportions junior center Spencer Dunkley (t4 No, EXO.AIMED says it best. . Wednesday night, as Delaware rebounds) and Wright (nine The Delaware men's basketball trounced Drexel University 92-68 rebounds) helped Delaware to a 54- team said "Hello" to a nationally to win the North Atlantic 34 edge in rebounding. televised audience in a big way when it Conference Champ~nship and gain "I said in the paper earlier, 'We routed Drexel 92-68 to win the NAC the school's first trip to the NCAA were the better basketball teallJ ,' Championship. College Basketball Tournament. said Steinwedel. "I expected that if Picasso could not have painted a A nationally televised audience we played we.ll, we could and better picture. and 2,864 crazed fans witnessed should win .the game." The Hens extended their the final collegiate game played at The Hens also received unbelievable winning streak to 20 the Field House as the Hens important contributions from their games by playing their finest game of increased the nation's second bench as senior guard Rob Jackson, the season. longest winning streak· to 20 senior center Denard Montgomery And they did it by truly playing as a games. and junior guards Ricky Deadwyler ' team. "We achieved everything, and and Kevin Blackhurst provided A team together. right now, they're just coming one Delaware with important minutes. From NAC Tournament MVP Alex by one," said an ecstatic Wright. Jackson scored four points, Coles to freshman forward Micah "We're going to the show now !" dished out four assists 'and did not Edwards, Delaware clicked in all NAC Tournament MVP Alex commit a turnover in 12 minutes of aspects of the game. Coles led Delaware with 22 points play to complement the s teady Defense, rebounding, passing, and six rebounds as the Hens (27- performance of Pearl (15 points, position in the low post, free throw 3) overwhelmed the Dragons (16- six assists). shooting, depth, you name it, they did 14) with a complete performance. The Dragons were led by N AC it. Coles scored 13 of his-22 points All-Tournament members Clarence And in front of the home folks too. during the first half as Delaware Armstrong and Michael Thompson, The same home folks that for years put Drexel away with a decisive who each scored 20 points, but have revered the football team, and 14-6 run over the last six minutes could not get closer than 12 points. only stopped to gaze gingerly at the and 17 seconds to enter halftime The Hens completed their f irst hoopsters. with a 38-28 lead. season in the NAC undefeated with But on Wednesday night Delaware "When we went into the locker 17 wins in 17 games and on basketball was king. room at halftime we were down I 0, Sunday they, along with the rest of I'm sure football stars Marcus and personally I thought we were the country, will find out who Lewis and Lanue Johnson did not lucky to be down 10," said Delaware's first round opponent in mind. Dragons' coach Bill Herrion. next week's NCAA Tournament In fact they have been two of the Herrion' s luck ran out early in will be. Hens most fervent supporters. the second half when the Hens "I'm just so happy for these The wonderful love-in at the continued their onslaught with pin­ guys. They've done what J've game's conclusion reminded me of point-offensive execution and asked them to do," said Steinwedel. one such site which I had seen earlier dominating defense. "I'm just so happy that they're in my youth. When Wright dunked off a feed going to have a cha nce to In 1978, I witnessed the New York THE REVIEW /leslie D. Barbaro from freshman point guard Brian experience this and see what this Yankees clinch the American League Delaware junior guard Anthony Wright puts the exclamation- point on the Hens' 92-68 victory over Pearl with 5 :29 left to play March Madness is alf about." Pennant. Drexel University in the NAC Conference Championship Wednesday night at the Field House. Rather I ran towards the exit with my father while 55,000 zanies from the South Bronx greeted each other on Yankee Stadium's infield. Together they stand as champs Wednesday night's site was one that won't be forgotten. Seeing Anthony Wright and Ricky Delaware's team saga based on success of special individuals Deadwyler hang atop the backboard By Jeff Pearlman "Everyday, riding bikes .. . the bikes "There is a lot of pressure out there on while hundreds of admirers waited on Sports Editor would break down, and we'd push them anybody in a championship game," Pearl their every move was special. The Delaware men's basketball team's miles just to play ball. Me and Murray." ( 15 points, six assists) said. Almost as special as the team itself. rise to th e top o f the North Atlantic Murray said he and his teammate of "The seniors and the coach put a lot of It's almost ironic how the winning Conference and the college basketball althost seven years use each other for trust in me, and it's helped me through the streak be~an way back on Jan. 7. world (bring on Duke?) is the tale of 14 mental stability. season ." Delaware played a miserable game men coming together to overcome years of "We can motivate each other a lot, we As for the NCAA's, Pearl isn't thinking but rallied from a 12-point deficit to about an early first-round exit. edge UMBC in overtime. lost hope. can relax each other a lot," said Murray Wright, ever the spiritual leader of But the real story following Wednesday (nine points, seven rebounds), who was " We can do some damage in the the gang, shouted "2 Legit To Quit." night's 92-68 win over Drexel University named to the All-Tournament team NCAA' s if we play well," he said. "We He was right. in the NAC final s at the Field House is following the game. have to play hard." In Pearl's shadows lies senior co­ And now the Hens are going to that about individuals rising to the top. "We talk to each other during the game," 64-team lottery known as the NCAA The Blue Hen story book is one of many he added. "If you notice, we probably hug captain Rob Jackson, a man who has more Toumarnent. pages. more than anyone else on the team, and than paid his dues. Yeah, it takes a second or two for Senior co -captain Mark Murray and high-five and head-butt." Following a productive freshman season that statement to sink in but Delaware junior forward Anthony "Sweet" Wright A newer fairy tale on the Delaware for the Hens in 1988-89, Jackson attended is on the "Road To Minneapolis." were Asbury Park (N.J.) High teammates, scene is that of freshman point guard Brian Prince Georges Community College in Yes, the reservations for CBS-TV who won the New Jersey boys' high school Pearl, a York Catholic (Pa.) High standout, Maryland for academic reasons. He was his team's most valuable player, have been made by millions and the basketball championship in 1987. who stepped into the starting lineup from tournament will again provide Five years later, it's a case of same two game one and led the Hens to a 27-3 and returned to Delaware the following year as a part-time starting point guard. hopeless romantics with wonderful _players and same results on a lar_ger sta_ge . record. "Me and Mark used to practice in the Pearl never looked nervous during the This year, Jackson has played caddy to dreams. Pearl at the point. Hearts are broken for some in the park together," said Wright, who scored 12 season, and always showed the poise and points and had nine rebounds against the dignity of a war-scarred senior. " It's different from last year," Jackson NAC Tournament MVP Alex Coles had 22 ' ' span of seconds as a free throw rims see HENS page 88 points and six rebour•ds Wednesday night. out or a desperation shot hits nothing Dragons. But didn't he ever feel the heat? but net, reminding you of the time when the pretty girl said no for a date. St. Joseph's over DePaul. Danny Ainge dribbling by Notre Dame. North Comeback for the ages Carolina State jamming Houston. These are just a smidgen of the Riley leads women's late rally past BU 77-75 in NAC quarterfinal many moments which have made By Jeff Pearlman remaining. BU miss and bucked a bullet pass to March synonymous with college Sflotts Edilor Almost two minutes later, Boston junior forward Molly Larkin, who basketball. The Delaware Field House was U's gigantic center, Jill Sosnak, who buried a jumper for the 72-69 lead. And as Wright eloquently put it dead quiet. scorched Delaware for 17 points, But the Terriers wouldn ' t cry Wednesday night, .. We're going to the Trailing Boston University 43-29 fouled out and gave the Hens hope for "uncle," and with 1:24 remaining, show now!" at halftime of Tuesday's North an easy stretch-run victory. guard Sarah Coleman hit two free One thing is certain, the Hens are Atlantic Conference quarterfinal They won, but nothing came throws to knot the score at 74. not going as just a viewer, they're playoff game, the Delaware women's easily. Deion Sanders may be in Atlanta, going as a major player. basketball team's dream of winning "The key was to get Sosnak out of but Riley gave the Field House a Delaware will be a top-seeded four straight conference there," said Hens' freshman center home-grown taste of Prime Time. team's wont fiTSt round nightmare. . championships was all but dead Colleen McNamara (15 points, game The Hens' co-captain burst past No, Bobby Knight or Nolan against a team that beat the Hens high 12 rebounds). "She was a force forward Nicole Turon, nailed a lefty · Richardsm, Steve Steinwedel's crew twice during the regular season. inside, and we had to play tough layup and was fouled. The charity will not slow the tempo like Princeton. But then there was light, senior defense on her." shot was a given for the NAC's They'll bang you and bruise you forwar~ Jen Riley, one•hell of an After Sosnak's exit, the Hens leading free throw shooter, and Rl wear you down with a deep bench Incredible comeback and a 77-75 grabbed a 67-65 lead on two Mere! Delaware led 77-74 with 1:12 If your ream doesn't JrePBre. Field House shocker for the Bftes. van Zanten free throws. But BU came remaining. Hell, why not? "At halftime I didn't think it was right back when guard Andrea The Terriers cut the deficit to two Can there honestly be a better, over," said Riley (23 points, eight Higgins drove past Delaware guard with a free throw, and with 12 damn must I say it. Cinderella story rebounds). "But we were down and Bev Santee for a layup and 67-67 seconds left had a chance to tie or win lban the Hens? we weren't doing anything right. We deadlock. the game. It's their fll'Sl NCAA ToumamenL knew we could do it, we just bad to Following an exchalge of charity But Coleman bricked a jumper, They play in a stone-age building, stan playing our game." stripe appearances that tied the score Riley tipped the rebound to fellow oo­ have a 20-prne winning slreak and lhe After trailing the Terriers for more at69, junior guard Jen Lipinski hit the caplain Linda Cyborski and the HellS moll excidq cUiker 00 the planet than 22 minutes, the Hens were able front end of a one-and-one to give won the game and an all-i!xpense paid Mirth. The manth for dreamcn. to storm back behind Riley's 19 Delaware the narrow 70-69 aip to Vennont to balde the natiOMlly THE REVIEW I Muimllllan Gre!Kh second-half points and repin a 65-63 advantage. ranked Calamoonts tonighL. Dan B. LtMne is a manasi'W edltot d lead with six minuteS and 24 sec:cJid Riley then conaled a rebound off a Delaware junior forward Molly Larkin (33) and the Hens overcame a see COMEBACK paae B8 1hei&Mew. 16-point defldt to defeat Boston Unvlerslty 77-75, Tuesday. 86. THE REVIEW. March 13, 1992

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High-flying hens Clockwise from left: Guard Ricky Deadwyler celebrates the Hens' NAC victory Wednesday and shows off a sign displaying the team's perfect, 17-0, record in the NAC. Spencer Dunkley applies some of the tenacious defense d1at helped hold the Drexel Dragons to 68 points. Brian Pearl goes to the hoop for two of his 15 points in Wednesday's championship game. Alex Coles, who was voted Most Valuable Player for the NAC tournament, shoots for two of his game high 22 points. Center Denard Montgomery crashes the boards for one of his 14 rebounds.

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Happy Hens Clockwise from left: Fans swarm onto the court as Anthony Wri~ht hoists .the Hens' championship trophy mto the a1 r after the game. Alexander Coles enjoys a ride on teammate Denard Montgomery's shoulders during the post game celebration. Ricky Deadwyler and r, Anthony Wright party on the backboards and relish the team's victory over the Drexel Dragons. Mark Murray slams home two of his nine points late in the game.

_____.l.. - · --- ' 88 • THE REVIEW. March 13, 1992 Women's lax hoping confiden~e means victory 1 7th-ranked Hens open season at horne tomorrow against 19th-ranked Richmond ' By D any real athletes. " watching the telecast. chance." quietly on the bench for four this season, scored two points ih I I We've got them now. You know how can tell whether did a Jackson got his chance quickly seasons prior to becoming a recent his minute of play Tuesday. • good job? If I get hate mail from both REVIEW-Should Delaware upgrade its in Wednesday's game when Pearl fan favorite. "I woke up at five o'clock this schools. If I piss people off from both schedule and add a team like Temple to the encountered early foul trouble. But the dream that began at morning with a dream," Lubas schedule? schools I'm doing my job. If Delaware is The senior made the most of his Governor Mifflin (Pa.) High said. "I saw it, and now we're juit playing great I'll say so, but not because I MEES-Temple doesn't want to come 12 minutes of play, scoring four remains alive. working it out. went here. You gotta be objective. here. Playing Delaware is not the most points, dishing out an assist with "I'm going to a dance in a REVIEW-Is there any desire to leave important thing for them. There's nothing no turnovers. week," said Lubas, "!"ho was for those schools to gain from playing ESPN? Delaware. Everything to gain is for MEES-lf the Phillies announcers ever Delaware. retire or die off, I'd take that job in a minute, Now Delaware comes off a year like this, and they know it too. I miss the area a lot. Men's basketball AII-NAC Delaware 76 Vermont 64 gets in the NCAA, maybe upgrades their When you've been at a place for 12 years, First Team Drexel 97 Maine 79 talent a bit, brand new building, they have you think about leaving from time to time NAC Championship Mar. 11 Rutgers coming in to open it. They beat Alex Coles Delaware Delaware 92 Drexel 68 Kevin Roberson Vermont Vin Baker Hartford Women's Basketball Mark Murray Delaware NAC Quarterfinal Michael Thompson Drexel Delaware 77 BU 7 5 Brian Pearl took NAC Rookie of the On deck said Upinski. "She drove right by me, Catamounts could be in for a game. Year Honors. so in the second half, the big "We've been getting that feeling Steve Steinwedel took NAC Coach Tod~ Comeback difference was I contained her. Once again/' said Perry. "The kids know if of the Year Honors. continued from page BS we shut her down, things went our you lose, you go home." Women's basketball, NAC semifinal "I just saw two of their girls going way." BASKET CASES - After Men's basketball All-NAC at Vermont, 7:30p.m. after it, and I tried to tip it out further After three consecutive East Coast averaging 15.8 points and 7.8 Tournament Team so it's farther away from their basket," Conference titles, Delaware can rebounds per game during the regular S.tunJ.y Riley said about the ftnal play. "I just continue its East Coast "One More season, it was no surprise when Riley Alex Coles Delaware tipped it as far away from their basket For Four" tour by pulling a was named NAC Co-Player of the Mark Murray Delaware Men's lacrosse vs. Army at as possible." tremendous upset at Vermont, a team Year with Vennont's Missy Kelsen. Brian Pearl Delaware Delaware Stadium, 1 :00 p.m. The second half excitement that beat the University of Hartford Riley, who was left off the pre­ Terrance Armstrong Drexel ·followed 20 minutes of ugly Blue Hen 80-30 In its NAC quarterfinal game season All-NAC team, won the player Michael Thompson Drexel Women's lacrosse vs. Richmond, basketball that saw Delaware commit and has not lost this season. of the year award for the second 1:00 p.m. 16 turnovers and allow lhe Terrien to "The pressure is on them," said consecutive season. Last year the 5- Alex Coles was named Tournament .shoot 52 percent from the field. Delaware coadl Joyce Perry. "They foot, 10-inch forward won the East MVP. Softball (Doubleheader) vs. Penn, ' Most of the damage was done by knO"f\' If they.'re going to make the Coast Conference honor. 1:00 p.m. BU giWd Andrea Higgins, who drove NCAA Toumameru. they can't lose a Another inevit,.hle au · ~· ~::: ;; •. ...; her way to 10 points and four first game. We were up 40-37 at halftime announced early in the week when Scoreboard Sund.y when we played thent here, but we McNamara was awarded NAC half assists.lt was done at the c11pense Men's Basketball have to play over our heads. Rookie of the Year. The 6-footer of Lipinski, wbo wu often a step NAC Semifinals Mar. 9 Baseball (Doubleheader) vs. ,behind the quick Beantown gunner. If lhe "We want Vermont" cbants averaged 11 points and 9.2 rebounds Howard, 12:00 noon . · "The first half I played on her comins from the Delaware locker per game for the Hens. ~Jy close and it wun't working," ' room were any Indication, the

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