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And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free, John 8:32. Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 Natchitoches, Louisiana • Since 1714 Seventy-Five Cents the Copy Letters to the Editor Let us know what you think, Fire insurance premiums write a letter to the editor. See Page 4A for details. Natchitoches Times e-mail going down in Robeline, [email protected] Visit our website at: www.natchitochestimes.com Ajax, Marthaville, WEATHER Spanish Lake, Bethany HIGH LOW Homeowners in the areas of ance producer if the reduc- 95 74 Robeline, Ajax, Bethany, tion in premiums is not Marthaville and Spanish Lake reflected in their next renewal can expect significant rate notice. Area Deaths reductions in their fire insur- Fire protection grading is Eldon W. Palmer Jr. ance premiums effective Sept. promulgated by the Property 9 according to Commissioner Insurance Association of Theresa Jeanette Free of Insurance Jim Donelon. Louisiana (PIAL) and Donelon recognized fire- approved by the La. Insurance fighters and local officials in commissioner. All fire dis- Fire District 7 for the tricts are graded on a scale of Obituaries Page 2A improvement of their fire pro- 1 to 10 by PIAL with 10 repre- Dr. Joey Bynog, DVM with PetStar Animal Care will be microchiping Home Again brand tection grading from Class 7 senting no fire protection and microchips during the Natchitoches Humane Society pet bath Saturday. From left are to Class 6. 1 being the best. Bynog, Amber Martinez and Jennifer Becic with Hans Solo and Leia, NHS rescues. There Fire insurance for a home “A variety of factors are Jindal names will be a $25 charge per animal for the chips. valued at $150,000 was costing considered in determining a US Representative residents in Fire District 7 district’s grading. Everything about $1,346 a year. from the number of dispatch- to Veterans post That cost is likely to drop to er on duty to the number of about $1,266 under the new firefighters and fire trucks, to grading, saving homeowners the availability of water affect Gov. Bobby Jindal appoint- about $80 in annual premi- a district’s grading,” Donelon ed U.S. Rep. Rodney ums. said. Alexander to serve as The amount of the premi- Rankings may change at Secretary of the Louisiana um reduction will vary, any time PIAL resurvey a dis- Department of Veterans depending on the value of the trict or they may remain the Affairs (LDVA) Aug. 7. property, the fire district same. An upgrade, such as Alexander has agreed to where the property is located Class 6 to Class 4, will proba- step down from his position and the rate schedule of the bly mean a drop in property in Congress and serve as company insuring the proper- insurance rates. PIAL con- Secretary of the department. ty. ducts surveys of the fire dis- He will succeed Interim Policyholders in the area tricts services before issuing a Secretary David LaCerte, should contact their insur- grading. who will serve as Alexander’s Deputy Secretary. Alexander’s resig- Vet Tech Students will clip nails at the Aug. 17 nation will be effective Sept. Sandi Ragan, owned by Tina and Natchitoches Humane Society Dog Wash. From left 26 and he will take over as Wayne Ragan, got spa treatment at Gloria Patterson, Marteece Pennington and secretary Sept. 30. the July Dog Wash. Tenashia Bailey with Beebe Tebbetts, rescued by Jindal said, “David did Debbie and Matt Tebbetts. tremendous work for our veterans while serving as Interim Secretary, and he Get your dog bathed, clipped, chipped Saturday will continue to do a great The Natchitoches Humane Society will sible, take a towel for your dog’s bath. job in his role as Deputy have a dog wash Saturday, Aug. 17 from 9 A special feature will be implanting Secretary. Rodney has been a a.m.-1 p.m. at Tractor Supply. microchips for $25. That service will be spon- warrior for the people of Baths for dogs under 40 pounds will be $5; sored by Dr. Joey Bynog, DVM, PetStar Louisiana throughout his baths for larger dogs will be $10. For $5, NSU Animal Care. The Humane Society is a 501c3 time in Congress. He’s dedi- vet tech students will clip dogs’ nails. If pos- and relies totally on donations. cated his life to public ser- vice. Most importantly, when Rodney went to Washington, he didn’t let Washington University systems president says partnerships change him, and he never forgot where he is from.” vital in keeping graduates in state George Rhymes presented the Louisiana Employer Support Alexander is a veteran of the Guard and Reserve Patriot Award to Judie Barnum. public servant. Prior to Dr. Sandra Woodley, presi- being elected to Congress, he dent of the University of Head Start director wins award served his country in the Louisiana System, encour- U.S. Air Force Reserve from aged strategic planning and 1965 to 1971. He started his collaboration between higher for support of National Guard career in public service at education and the age of 25 on the Jackson Louisiana Employer being highly supportive of business/industry to improve Support of the Guard and SGT Brandy Cain, mobilized Parish Police Jury. workforce development in Alexander went on to serve Reserve (ESGR), a with the Louisiana Army Louisiana as she met with the Department of Defense office, National Guard 844th ENGR for 15 years as a State Natchitoches Area Chamber Representative where he was honored Judie Barnum, CO. of Commerce and Natchitoches Head Start According to Bob Gillan, the chairman of the House Northwestern State Health and Welfare director with a Patriot Award Louisiana ESGR area Chair, University administrators in recognition of extraordi- “The Patriot Award was creat- Committee. Wednesday. Woodley said jobs Alexander and his wife, nary support for an employee ed by ESGR to publicly recog- are available in Louisiana, Dr. Sandra Woodley, right, toured Engineering Technology serving in the Louisiana nize individuals who provide the former Nancy Sutton, but partnerships are crucial reside in Ruston and they labs at Northwestern State University with ET Coordinator Guard or Reserve. outstanding patriotic support for the state to meet emerging Bobby Nowlin, left, Wednesday. Woodley, president of the A Statement of Support and cooperation to their have three children and six growth sectors, keep gradu- grandchildren. University of Louisiana System, was also a guest of the Certificate was also signed by employees, who like the citi- ates in-state and reach the Natchitoches Area Chamber of Commerce and discussed Barnum to provide a v zen warriors before them, state’s economic potential. how schools in the UL System can produce graduates to meet reminder of the program’s have answered their nation’s “There is a mismatch industry demands in Louisiana. support of our troops. call to serve. between what we are produc- Along with the thanks of “Supportive employers are ing and what business and ships and out-of-class experi- Woodley also toured the committee, a “My Boss is a critical to maintaining the industry need,” Woodley ence and encouraging pro- Northwestern State’s Patriot” pin was also present- strength and readiness of the said. “We have to be system- gram/workforce partnerships Department of Engineering ed. nation’s Guard and Reserve atic about making those con- and student/employer con- Technology and listened to Barnum was nominated for units,” Gillan said. Index nections. We need to connect nections. Attracting premi- discussion between NSU’s ET with industry in a more um faculty, securing public faculty and representatives Nelson Road remains closed Obituaries 2A meaningful way.” and private partnerships and from Alliance Compressors, Woodley explained a three- strategic alignment of fund- International Paper and Nelson Road remains closed to through traffic at the location Editorial 4A prong initiative, C3 ing are also factors. Weyerhaeuser about what the of a cross-drain pipe approximately 1 mile south of this road’s (College/Career/Competitive “We need firm plans and university and its community junction with State Route LA-120 near Marthaville. Annie’s Mailbox 5A ness), that identifies priori- recurring resources to face partners are doing to encour- This road was closed on July 27 after heavy rainfall caused Lifestyles 1B ties for building post-sec- the challenges of higher edu- age focus on STEM (science, the washout of an existing cross-drain pipe at this location. ondary students into a strong cation meeting business and technology, engineering and It was originally anticipated that Parish forces would Sports 6A workforce. Strategies include industry needs,” Woodley mathematics) careers and replace this pipe and re-open the road by Aug. 2, but unfavor- identifying high priority aca- said. informing students about able site conditions have delayed the completion of this work. demic programs, offering on- “Collaboration is key,” said career opportunities. Parish Director of Public Works Nick Verret now anticipates line or hybrid classes to meet Tony Davis, Chamber presi- Ken Gardner, plant manag- that this work will be completed by Aug. 9 the needs of students already dent and chief executive offi- er at Alliance in Local traffic can detour around the closed site via the John working, promoting intern- cer. See NSU Page 3A Walden Road and the Mims Road. 2A THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 Obituaries Who’s Who at Northwestern State Winnfield. Emporia, Kan., Desiree’ A. Mrs. Free was born in New Denham and Kayla R. Name: Jamie Hilburn Iberia Nov. 22, 1940. She was Denham; sisters Sherry Title: NSU@BPCC Coordinator the daughter of Willis Joseph Abegzel, Linda Winters and Years at NSU: 2 Veazey and Cecilia Myrtle Mildred Naquin; and a number Job description: As the NSU@BPCC Coordinator located on the (Beard) Veazey. She married of nieces and nephews. community college campus, my role is to encourage and assist stu- James “Big Jim” Dewitt Free Mrs. Free will be cremated dents in turning their degree/certification from Bossier Parish Oct. 23, 1958 in Alvin, Texas. and a visitation is at 10:30 a.m. Community College into a bachelor’s degree from Northwestern She was preceded in death followed by a memorial service State University. I help students find a degree program at NSU that by her husband and by her at noon Saturday, Aug. 10 at fits their educational goal and guide them through the process of daughter, Dana Jeanine Free. Blanchard-St. Denis Funeral deciding which Northwestern State experience is right for them. She is survived by her son, Home in Natchitoches. Whether students decide to continue their degree on campus in Michael J. Free and wife Dale She will be interred at Natchitoches or choose online learning, I am here to assist them in THERESA JEANETTE of Burlington, Kan.; daugh- Progress Cumberland transitioning to Northwestern State. I offer services to guide stu- FREE ters, Jodie Monee’ LaCour of Presbyterian Cemetery in dents through admissions, advising, financial aid, registration and Hilburn Theresa Jeanette (Veazey) Bend, Ore. and Cecelia Pleasant Hill at 2:30 p.m. any other transfer procedures. Free, 73, died Thursday, Aug. 1, “Renee’” Denham and hus- Memorial Contributions Why I like working at Northwestern State: At NSU, the student comes first. I enjoy 2013 at the home of her daugh- band Charles of Winnfield; can be made in her name to the working in such a student-oriented environment, knowing we are all working to see stu- ter and son-in-law, Renee’ and granddaughters, Fallon N. Hospice of Natchitoches at 340 dents succeed. I particularly like that Northwestern State recognizes the needs for all Charlie Denham, near Dale and husband Jared of Second Street. types of students both traditional and non-traditional. NSU offers quality education in the classroom and through Louisiana’s first and largest online campus. By staying com- his loving wife of 66 years, area. mitted to the students and utilizing the power of technology, Northwestern State has Margaret Jeane (Hall) Palmer; He graduated from Poplar truly become local and global. sons, Thomas Palmer and Bluff High School in 1945, Michael Palmer and wife where he excelled in track, This Week at Northwestern State Barbara; sisters, Wilma football and basketball. He Burwell of Poplar Bluff, and always considered Poplar Wanda Clover of Memphis, Bluff his home. Here is a look at the week of August 11 - 17 at Northwestern State University. Tenn.; brother-in-law, Wayne In 1945, he enlisted in the Aug. 11 - 18 – Early registration for fall semester. Ristig of Poplar Bluff, and a United States Navy and was a host of nieces and nephews, veteran of World War II, all of whom he cared for where he served in the Pacific City Council meets Monday; routine agenda deeply. Theater and was stationed in He is preceded in death by Guam.Following military ser- When the City Council Up for final vote is a cooper- refinancing debt his parents, Eldon Sr. Palmer vice, Palmer returned home meets Monday at 5:30, there ative endeavor with •Advertise for bids for air- ELDON W. PALMER JR. and Stella Palmer; his sister and married Jeane and lived will be a public hearing on Corrections Corporation of port Eldon W. Palmer, Jr., 86, LaVerne Ristig; brother in Poplar Bluff, Mo. where he naming a portion of America for inmates to pro- •Site development memo- passed away peacefully Harold Palmer and his broth- worked as a rural mail carrier Washington for The Louisiana duce hanging baskets for the randum of agreement with Monday, July 29, 2013. He is er-in-law Gene Clover. until his transfer to the USPS Sports Hall of Fame. The pub- City. Northwest Louisiana the son of Eldon Wilfred Born and raised in Poplar in Shreveport. lic hearing takes place during The other is to revoke a part Economic Partnership and Palmer, Sr. and Stella Bluff, Mo., he always consid- In 1968, the Palmers opened the council meeting. of East Third near the City Flanakin Palmer, and was ered himself “an ol’ Missouri two Texaco gas stations in the There will be two ordi- drainage ditch on Whitfield. •Apply for FAA and La born in Poplar Bluff, Mo. mule” and loved to share Shreveport area, and soon nances introduced, both of The council will consider DOTD funds for airport July 4, 1927. many colorful stories of his after opened Palmer’s Budget which concern the airport. the following resolutions: •Change order to Water sys- Mr. Palmer is survived by adventures growing up in that Sign Shop, a successful print- The first is to authorize lead- •Approve contracts with tem improvements rehabilita- ing business for over 20 years. ing property at the airport to City attorney tion of water treatment plant In later years, Palmer worked Med-Tans Corporations. The •Declare Aug. 30 a holiday •Certificate of completion LAND CLEARING • DIRT WORK for the Jackson Cookie second is to award the bid for for City employees for those improvements DRIVEWAYS Company. apron rehabilitation at the •Authorize redemption of The City will close Monday, Eldon and Jeane have spent airport. sales tax bonds for purpose of Sept. 2 for Labor Day. FOUNDATIONS much of their time enjoying PONDS their camp on Black Lake, DEMOLITION where they gardened, spent Voter’s and Civic League to host forum HAUL-OFF time with their beloved dogs TRUCKING and enjoyed the company of As school bells prepare to the forum Saturday, Aug. 17 teacher, will provide music. Office squirrels, birds and the ring around Natchitoches from 9:15 a.m.-1:30 p.m. at the Troy Campbell, a much wildlife of the area. Visitors Parish in a couple of weeks, Martin Luther King sought-after motivational Materials Pit locally operated at 318-472-6478 were always welcome and an exciting and detailed edu- Community and Recreation speaker from Los Angeles, Hwy 3175 Bypass in Natchitoches Engineer/Consultant many in the family have fond cation forum has been Center, 660 Martin Luther will be the featured guest for and special memories of time planned for parents and stu- King Jr. Dr. Registration starts the event. The forum will TOPSOIL • SAND 318-663-6633 spent with the Palmers on dents of the parish. at 8:30 a.m. place an emphasis on literally Dirt Pit/C Office CLAY • ROCK Black Lake. The Natchitoches Parish Several break-out sessions developing the whole child. 318-352-7600-663 Services are incomplete at Voter’s and Civic League, and musical performances Free of the charge, the this time. Rock Island Baptist Church, will be part of the forum set- event is open to the public. For other churches and various ting. D.J. Rob REAL, who further information, contact community leaders will host works in school district as a John Winston Sr. at 352-9239. Experience the gentle touch of... A one-time bonus will be distributed Oct. 28 DERIDDER, La. (AP) — In reports (http://bit.ly/cseYHv workers — will receive $450. its last regular meeting ) the board will use $876,454 The money will be distrib- before classes begin, the promised to districts by the uted to employees on Oct. 28. Beauregard Parish School state Legislature earlier this The school board also Board has voted to approve a year. approved Thursday joining one-time bonus for system Administrators and state- the District Cooperative of employees and to join a grow- certified teachers will Louisiana, a group of dis- ing Louisiana education receive a $900 check. Support tricts that work together to cooperative. workers — bus drivers, aides, brace for the changes The American Press cafeteria and maintenance brought on by federally man- dated curriculum changes and to purchase supplies at a lower cost. Man kills child BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — A 23-year-old Zachary man is under indictment in the April 15 beating death of his girl- friend's 18-month-old daugh- ter. The Advocate reports an East Baton Rouge Parish grand jury indicted Willie Brent Stone Wednesday on a charge of second-degree mur- der in the death of Azaria Johnson. Stone, the mother's boyfriend, told first respon- ders he tried to wake the child to dress her but she was unre- H armony sponsive. Home Health, Inc. The child was pronounced dead at the home. Providing home health care to Natchitoches and the surrounding area since 1992. (318) 357-1990 • 1 (800) 972-4641 5770 HWY 1 Bypass • Natchitoches, LA 71457 Many: 273-4663 Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES 3A Attorney general names Blake to staff Economic development commission completes

Jonathan Blake, son of Southern University Law study; will give report to parish council Marvin and Ethel Blake of Center. The Parish Commission Commission from 2000-2010 alternate Natchitoches, will become In 2011, DeRosier present- Economic Development and the Parish Economic options are an Assistant Attorney ed the Outstanding Advisory Commission has Development Review in 2004. presented in General in the office of La. Prosecutor Award to Blake. completed its review of Various strategic planning the report. Attorney General James In 2012, Blake received an potential structures for the documents and a list of pub- A framework D.”Buddy” Caldwell effec- award from the U.S. new Economic Development lic and private dollar invest- of organiza- tive Aug. 26. Blake will be Attorney’s Office for the Organization to be formed ments in the area are also tion and assigned to the civil and Western District of parish-wide according to reported. funding criminal division. Louisiana-Project Safe chair Dr. Sue Weaver. The Commission members strategies Formerly of Natchitoches Neighborhood Program for The Commission present- gathered information from for the new Weaver and now living in Lake successful prosecution of ed its recommendations to two groups of persons with structure are Charles, Blake is an assis- violent offenders and per- Parish President Rick knowledge and expertise in also recommended. tant district attorney in the sons illegally possessing Blake Nowlin and will present the the field of economic devel- Members of the structure felony division office of firearms. proposal to the Parish opment. advisory group are: Don Calcasieu Parish District He holds membership in Blake is also bar examin- Council Aug. 19. The first group were key Barker, Georgia Hilton, Jim Attorney John DeRosier. the La. Bar Association, er with the Louisiana The report includes a brief stakeholders including local Kilcoyne, Michael Lewis, He is a 2003 cum laude Southwest La. Bar Supreme Court Committee history of local efforts sup- governmental, civic, and Valerie Minchew, Mike graduate of Northwestern Association, La. District of Bar Admissions. porting such an organiza- education leaders. The sec- Newton, Mike Prud’homme, State where he received a Attorneys Association and He is married to Erin tion, from the mid-20th ond group were profession- Shirley Small-Rougeau (vice- degree in sociology. He is a the National District Howard Blake who is from Century to the present. als now employed in econom- chair), Randy Stelly, Mike 2006 graduate of the Attorneys Association. Baton Rouge. Natchitoches Industries, Inc. ic development organiza- Wolff, Dr. Sue Weaver (chair), was incorporated in 1956 and tions in Louisiana and two and Frances Gilcrease (sec- the Natchitoches Industries other states. retary). Development District was The survey results pro- “We felt honored to be created by Governor Roemer duced some options for the appointed for this task and and the Legislature in 1988. structure that would serve expect that greater economic Among 21st Century Natchitoches Parish and the prosperity for the Parish and efforts are the Natchitoches City of Natchitoches best. A City will result in the near Economic Development preferred option and two future,” Weaver said.

J.C. Keyser Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1962 held the 2013-2014 officer elections in April. On front row from left are commander Wayne Nelson, senior vice commander Lester Keeth, junior vice commander Orin Taylor, quartermaster Charley Davis. On back row are chaplain James Gay, judge advocate Buford Grappe, first year trustee Woodrow Gay, second year trustee Willie Richardson, third year trustee Melvin Holmes and service officer Bob Gillan.

The Ladies Auxiliary to Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1962 held the 2013-2014 officer elec- tions in April. From left are chaplain Donna Masson, treasurer Darlene Keeth, secretary Vialeen Gay, junior vice president Dorothy Lee, senior vice president Becky Ham and pres- ident Marie Nelson. Not pictured are guard and trustee Bobbie Pablo, conductress and trustee Mary Baxter, trustee Hattie Anderson and instructor Peggy Smith. NSU... Natchitoches, said growth in leave the university with jobs, faces challenges in recruiting his company requires a vari- said ET coordinator Bobby students with competent ety of skills from multicraft Nowlin, but the program math skills. manufacturing to manage- ment. Judy Lann, human resource manager at International Paper’s Red River mill, said her company is facing a wall of retirees and will be in need of experienced workers to replace those leav- ing the workforce. Almost 100 percent of Northwestern State’s engi- neering technology graduates

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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Article I. The Bill of Rights (Declared in force December 15, 1791. Treasurer Kennedy Unenforceable likely to run for governor laws stay The next governor’s election in Louisiana is still more than on the books two years away, but State Treasurer John Kennedy created a lit- tle extra early interest in the race last week by telling the Press MELINDA DESLATTE, Club of Baton Rouge that he is seriously considering running Associated Press for the job. BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Kennedy, who has been a frequent critic of Gov. Bobby Jindal The East Baton Rouge Parish over fiscal issues, took some shots at the governor during the sheriff's use of an unconstitu- Press Club meeting about higher education budget cuts and tional law to arrest gay men national political ambitions that have often lured him to other who weren't doing anything states. illegal might not have hap- Clearly, Kennedy would be bolstered in a gubernatorial race pened if state lawmakers had by extensive experience in state government. He is in his stripped the statute from the fourth term as treasurer and served as Secretary of the State state's law books once it was Department of Revenue under Gov. Mike Foster. He was also a thrown out. special counsel to former Gov. Buddy Roemer. Instead, lawmakers have His obvious expertise in state finances would also be a valu- been reticent to remove several able asset to Kennedy at a time when declining revenues have laws deemed unenforceable — resulted in sharp reductions in state funding for higher educa- on areas like sodomy, creation- tion and health care and cuts in state programs, personnel and ism and abortion. services. Some lawmakers simply dis- But governor’s races and other political campaigns in this agree with the court rulings state are won and lost largely on fund-raising abilities, and that and stubbornly don't want to could be a problem for Kennedy. He could no doubt be re-elect- rewrite the law. ed treasurer but might have problems financing a gubernatori- But other legislators are wor- al campaign. ried about seeming supportive Kennedy has not fared well in other statewide races, and that of gay rights, evolution, abor- could scare prospective contributors away. He lost to Richard tion or any other area that can Ieyoub in the 1991 campaign for attorney general and has twice Jindal’s out-of-state pick for be politically tricky in a conser- been defeated in battles for U.S. Senate seats. By vative state, and they decide He got just 15 percent of the vote in the 2004 Senate race when Tom there's no harm in keeping he ran as a Democrat against Republican David Vitter but gave Aswell contract smells fishy unconstitutional and unen- Democrat incumbent Mary Landrieu a tougher battle in 2008 forceable laws in statute. Department of Health and Kliebert said, “If the event (a after jumping to the GOP. In the most recent legislative Hospitals (DHH) runs from hurricane of some like disas- Kennedy is an astute politician who was likely just sending session, Sen. Dan Claitor, R- Feb. 1, 2012 to Jan. 31, 2016 and ter) goes on for a prolonged up a trial balloon by telling the Press Club that he was “very, Baton Rouge, sought to remove is for emergency preparedness period of time, we didn’t have very seriously considering” a run for governor in two years. a state law that had been and readiness training—some- the staff to really staff those That balloon will float around for a while with others that have declared unconstitutional more BATON ROUGE (CNS)—A thing we just assumed in our shelters appropriately.” been launched by potential candidates to succeed Jindal. than 25 years ago. It required small Wisconsin firm has been own naïve way was the respon- While LSU has provided pro- Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne, State Rep. John Bel Edwards, Vitter, public schools to give balanced handed a contract by the sibility of the Governor’s fessional staff in the past, state Sen. Gerald Long and others are already being listed as poten- treatment in science classes Jindal administration to pro- Office of Homeland Security public health nurses are get- tial candidates along with Kennedy, and a lot of other trial bal- and textbooks to evolution and vide physicians, nurse practi- and Emergency Preparedness. ting fewer in number with the loons will be bouncing around before the 2015 balloting begins. creationism and barred the tioners, registered nurses, After all, what is the func- cutbacks and Kliebert said hos- teaching of evolution as proven licensed practical nurses, nurs- tion of a state agency with a pital privatization changes scientific fact. Sadly, state’s incarceration ing assistants, respiratory current budget of $1.3 billion— which have occurred recently Senators agreed to the inclu- therapists, licensed social unless it’s just to be sure the made the contract necessary. rate showing little improvement workers and clerical and state has a sufficient supply of State Health Officer Dr. sion of that creationism law administrative staff in case a ice for the next hurricane? Jimmy Guidry added that repeal in an education bill by Louisiana’s incarceration rate was still the highest in the major hurricane strikes *The company will get even while it was nice to have had Sen. Eric LaFleur, D-Ville nation last year, and there has been little improvement in the Louisiana. more money in case it has to do support from LSU in the past, Platte, that involved foreign lan- factors that experts say create the state’s disproportionate num- Response Systems, Inc., a anything—like providing med- “It’s a new day. Business is dif- guage immersion programs in ber per capita of residents in local, state and federal jails and company in Oconomowoc, ical teams in the event of a dis - ferent. We have to get a little public schools. prisons. Wisc. was named recipient of aster. more creative.” When the bill got to the The national incarceration rate declined slightly in 2012 the $871,000 contract, apparent- *Response Systems would be The company’s website says House Education Committee, from 1.6 million to 1.57 million. But Louisiana’s incarceration ly because it is more qualified called out for a minimum five- Response Systems, Inc. has however, LaFleur quickly rate of 893 people in prison for every 100,000 residents nearly in hurricane relief than any day deployment at a cost of contracts with several other agreed to strip that repeal lan- doubles the national average of 480 per 100,000. other company from Texas to $290,714, plus travel and states, including Colorado, guage from his bill, saying to Obviously, this state’s high crime rate is the primary factor Florida. meals—that’s over and above Washington and Kansas for keep it could jeopardize pas- in the largest proportion of citizens in jails and prisons. But no one in Wisconsin the $871,000 contract amount. similar services. sage of his immersion propos- Louisiana ranked in the top 10 in the nation last year in overall seems to know anything about *The company may provide The web page said it is al. crime and in murder, manslaughter and aggravated assault the firm. staffing of more than 150 actively recruiting medical Would a legislator who sup- cases. A business reporter for the licensed personnel to ensure teams to assist with on- ports creationism really object In addition to rampant crime, Louisiana also has a poverty Milwaukee Journal knew operational efficiency and demand mass evacuation oper- to removing a court-rejected rate of 20.4 percent, the third highest in the nation. This state’s nothing of the company other recovery in the event of a mass ations on the Gulf Coast. law from Louisiana statute — personal income and educational attainment levels are among than a story that ran several medical surge or evacuation. “We are respectful of the and seek to jettison a col- the lowest in the country, and those factors contribute to high years ago naming a new vice *The company must have large responsibility Louisiana league's bill because of it? crime and incarceration rates. president/general manager teams in place within 48 hours DHH has tasked us with,” said Apparently yes, by LaFleur's Huge numbers of residents in prison create extraordinary who is no longer with the firm. of call-up Grainger on the website. “Our assessment. costs for government and taxpayers both in terms of housing Even stranger, Bob Duffy, *Response Systems, Inc. ability to successfully carry And so, the creationism prisoners and providing services for their dependents. High Director of Economic employs fewer than 10 people out past response missions in teaching mandate stays on the incarceration and crime rates also have a negative impact on Development for Oconomowoc, and had revenues of less than Louisiana is a key building books, unenforceable. the work force and state economy. drew a blank when asked about $500,000 last year, according to block to insure a now larger Rarely is the lack of cleanup Sadly, there seems to be little progress in curtailing problems the company on Monday. “I an online business profile ser- statewide construct of sup- for the state's statutes that that create the state’s excessive incarceration rate. never heard of them,” he said. vice. port.” noticeable, however. Perhaps A web page for the company *The company was first The company held a previ- that's because rarely are people was finally found which incorporated in January of ous contract of $168,000 to sup- caught trying to use laws reject- offered some information 2009, was sent a notice of port a medical services tactical ed by the courts. The Natchitoches Times about the company. Capitol administrative dissolution for operations center. That con- East Baton Rouge Parish News Service attempted to call failure file an annual report on tract was from Jan. 1, 2012 Sheriff Sid Gautreaux's office Response Systems but got the Oct. 1, 2010, and was restored to through Dec. 31, 2012. arrested at least a dozen men in One Year Subscription Rates: $50 (Home Delivery), $50 (Mail Delivery), voice mail of the firm’s regis - good standing after filing its Grainger’s online profile recent years on charges that $100 (Out of Trade Area) Postal No. 371-840 tered agent, Todd Grainger. report on Oct. 28, 2011—barely gave a street in West Monroe as they had violated an anti- Here’s what is known about three months before entering a previous address. That sodomy statute that was the company: into its contract with DHH. address was the same as a long- thrown out in 2003 by the U.S. DHH Secretary Kathy established tour bus company. Supreme Court. LOVAN B. THOMAS *The contract with the Publisher Men were arrested who had Sales at ‘ReStore’ will fund home building discussed or agreed to meet pri- CAROLYN ROY vately for consensual sex with 1903 – 2013 Editor MONROE, La. (AP) — Several Habitat for struction projects typically comes from dona- undercover police officers, Humanity of Ouachita volunteers were out early tions made by individuals, organizations, foun- which is not a crime in JERRY HOOPER Thursday morning moving bathtubs, mirrors dations and churches in the community. Circulation Manager Louisiana. and other household items as the group prepares In recent years, a significant number of When the arrests were first a new resale outlet to help raise money that's ear- homes were funded by two grant projects. reported by The Advocate marked to construct affordable housing for resi- Head said the creation of 18 homes — 12 in newspaper, the sheriff's office dents. Habitat for Humanity of Ouachita has Monroe and six in West Monroe — were funded pointed to the anti-sodomy law raised money since last year to create the resale by a grant from the Louisiana Housing Trust being still among the state's The Natchitoches Times is distributed on Thursday and Saturday outlet which will house donated appliances, Fund three years ago. criminal statutes. and is published in The Natchitoches Times Building, 904 South Drive, building materials, furniture and home acces- Last year, Habitat built 11 homes in Monroe The district attorney in Natchitoches, Louisiana, 71457. sories for sale. The outlet is an official Habitat for that were funded by the Neighborhood Baton Rouge didn't prosecute Entered April 27th, 1903 Natchitoches, Louisiana as Periodical Matter Humanity ReStore, the first one in northeast Stabilization Program. any of the cases because it under Act of Congress of March 3rd, 1879. Louisiana. Now as the organization relies mostly on local found no criminal violation Editorials and commentary of The Natchitoches Times reflect Larry Head, executive director of Habitat for donations, Head expects Habitat will return to since the law was invalidated a the opinions of this newspaper. Syndicated columns and other fea- Humanity of Ouachita, the benefits of a ReStore constructing one to four homes annually. decade ago. That should have tures express the opinions of the writers and not necessarily those include generating more money to be used for “Hopefully the ReStore will allow us to been a sure sign to the sheriff's of The Natchitoches Times. Letters from readers are welcomed and building Habitat homes and providing economi- increase our productivity a little bit,” Head said. office that the arrests were will be printed as space permits. The Natchitoches Times reserves cally priced materials needed to repair and “What really drives the success of a ReStore is improper. the right to edit letters. maintain homes and businesses. how many donations you get because you can't But officers could still point Circulation complaints should be directed to The Times circulation He said a ReStore also will create a recycling sell anything you don't have.” to the criminal code as an department, 352-5501, between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m., weekdays. alternative that reduces waste and increases the Habitat for Humanity of Ouachita has been attempt to justify their actions. service life of existing landfills by facilitating providing affordable housing to residents of Periodicals postage paid. Gay rights organizations the reuse and repurposing of items and materi- northeastern Louisiana since 1994. The local The called the arrests discrimina- POSTMASTER: Please send address correction form 3579 to als otherwise destined for disposal. chapter is part of the national nonprofit Natchitoches Times, P.O. Box 448, Natchitoches, Louisiana 71458-0448. tion, and Gautreaux quickly “It's all about keeping things out of the landfill Christian housing ministry that seeks to elimi- apologized. and reusing stuff. If we can't reuse it, then we nate poverty and substandard housing. “Our agency made mistakes; Postal No. 371.840 recycle it the best we can. We hope to generate Houses are sold to partner families at no prof- we will learn from them; and Copyright 2013 enough funds to construct one house in a few it and are financed with affordable, no-interest we will take measures to ensure years,” Head said. mortgage payments, which are used to build NATCHITOCHES TIMES, INC. it does not happen again,” he Head said funding for Habitat's home con- more Habitat homes. Natchitoches, La. said in a statement. Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES 5A

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We sought ATORS.COM NPD ARRESTS Natchitoches Police Chief Paul Beavers, 1920 Spring Drive, simple possession Richard Reliford, 522 Blunt Shaniqua Burton, 186 Vionna Parkway, theft of Mickey Dove released the fol- St., Coushatta, DWI first Benard Miles, 734 Brahama St., theft Independence St., theft of goods lowing arrests: Michael Cobb, 717 Royal Drive, simple possession Lakeisha Willis, 316 Dublex goods Regina Stclair, 109 John Dionjhir Moss, 4103 St., aggravated battery Kevin Evans, 169 Caspari St., theft of goods Kiki Booth, 583 Middle Foster Road, Campti, theft of Lakeview Drive, domestic Lance Taylor, 420 Payne St., St., theft of goods, illegal pos- Cathy Jackson, 1420 Creek Road, Many, theft of goods abuse battery disturbing the peace by lan- session of stolen things, theft Amelia St., theft of goods goods Stacey Cryer, 778 Little Marquita Reliford, 1412 guage Karlos Beaudion, 1420 Mathew Daniels, 115 Hicks Darrel Winder Jr., 660 River Road, Cloutierville, Northern St., simple battery, Danile Frost, 138 Bobby Dean St., DWI first offense Road, failure to appear Jackson Drive, DWI first, dis- theft of goods two counts failure to appear Cooper Road, false imprison- Charlene Welch, 2214 Casey Odborn, 310 Sanford obey police, open alcoholic Anna Smith, 1130 Pavie Shabresha Anderson, 1815 ment, simple burglary of Michel Drive, Coushatta, St., failure to appear container St., theft of goods, contribut- Woodyard Drive Apt. 15, sim- inhabited dwelling theft of goods Lawrence Willis, 212 Christopher Stewart, 4183 ing to the delinquency of a ple battery, failure to appear Darian Pye, 1212 Old Jimmy Benjamin, 614 Hampton St., failure to Goldonna Road, DWI juvenile Carnealius Gay, 213 Robeline Road, theft of goods Genti St., failure to appear appear Jessica Kilpatrick, 123 Piermont, simple possession David Hardwell, 121 Robert Christopher Willis, 212 Terrence Steele, 330 of controlled substance I, Circle, simple criminal dam- Hampton St., simple posses- Keegan Drive, theft of goods marijuana age to property, resisting an sion of marijuana Haley Summerlin, 816 Autum Spurlock, 66 Lake officer, failure to pay fines Javier Corley, 228 Hampton Watson Drive, theft of goods St., Zwolle, theft of goods Frank Corley III, 220 St., simple possession of mar- Lodiashia Scott, 502 Brittany Jett, 11870 Hwy. 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$250.00 SCHOLARSHIP AWARD APPLICATION Dr. Moshood Rebecca Breaux (GRADES 4-12) Olatinwo Nurse Practitioner Geraldo Paddio Summit OBGYN of Natchitoches is pleased to announce their relocation Former NBA Basketball Pro within the community. As a leading server of obstetrical and gynecological Las Vegas, Nevada ______services to women in the Natchitoches area, we provide comprehensive Parent Name: healthcare to women of all ages. If you are looking for a provider in area, ALSO FEATURING ______please do NOT hesitate to call us. We will do everything in our power to PASTOR CONWAY TERRELL JONES Student Name: ensure that you, or your loved one, receive the utmost quality of care at Rock Island Baptist Church each visit. Feel free to call (318) 352-1108 to set-up an appointment, or Natchitoches, LA Address:______stop by at our new location starting July 29, 2013: TEKIYA JONES 617A Bienville Street Educational Specialist Phone:______Rayne, LA Natchitoches, LA 71457 6A THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 Sheriff’s Office Arrest Report Wednesday, July 24 Keisha Renee Miller, 23, 784 Old River Road, Dillon Lee Outlaw, 20, 257 Allbritton Road, Natchitoches, aggravated possession of marijuana, Robeline, theft of goods Assault with a Firearm, drug paraphernalia, proba- Friday, July 26 – Simple Assault, Disturbing tion/parole violation Wednesday, July 31 the Peace Qynthia Latrice Phillips, Maverick Hopper , 48, 147 Joshua Lynn Desadier, 28, 27, 926 Anita, two counts Bundrick Drive, Shreveport 156 Oil Road, Natchitoches, contempt of court , operating a Motor Vehicle two Counts of Contempt of Kenneth Dewayne Hardy While Intoxicated, Driving Court Jr., 23, 304 Hedges, contempt Under Suspension, James David Withers, Jr., of court Improper Lane Usage 36, 154 McQueen Road, Nolan Dewitt Patrick, 42, Chrsitopher S. Regan, 47, Natchitoches, Sexual 78 Patrick Road, Pleasant 747 Willow Bridge Drive, Battery Hill, criminal trespassing, Mobile, Ala., Operating a Thursday, Aug. 1 simple criminal damage to Motor Vehicle While Patrick Lynn Spencer , Ulas Lee Harvey III, 31, Intoxicated, Speeding, 48, 1558 Lone Star Road, 1108 Bellevue Road, Possession of an Open Many , two Counts of Haughton, driving under Alcoholic Container Issuing Worthless Checks, suspension Robert Donald Cundiff , Contempt of Court Tuesday, July 23 25, 5060 Highway 3278, Jason Heath Alsobrook, Anna Marie Rachal, 48, Natchitoches, disturbing 36, 7159 W. Highway 6, 524 Hwy. 484, Natchez, pos- the Peace Natchitoches, Aggravated session of schedule II drugs, Derrick Wade Mitchell,31, Rape, Aggravated Incest drug paraphernalia, con- 129 Maple Street, Robeline, Anthony Jefferson, 50, 438 tempt of court Contempt of Court Payne Street, Natchitoches, Arecia C. Carhee, 36, 147 Ron Cleon Johnson, 43, contempt of Court Ivanhoe St., Many, seven 1433 George Ann Street, Douglas L. Bell, 28, 199 counts of issuing worthless Natchitoches, 16 Counts of Cedar Grove Drive, Bank of Montgomery is a $500 “Fleur De Lis Sponsor” of the American Cancer Society’s checks Theft, 18 Counts of Identity Natchitoches, Simple Seersucker Sandals and Sundresses Gala Thursday, Aug. 15 at the Natchitoches Events Virginia Leigh Williams, Theft, 18 Counts of Forgery, Criminal Damage to Center from 6:30–9:30 pm. For tickets or sponsorship information, contact Lindsay 42, 2033 Hwy. 480, Coushatta, three Counts of Bank Fraud Property McElwee at 318-332-8162. From left are Assistant Vice President and Marketing Director simple battery Brett Michael Rains, 27, for Bank of Montgomery Carrie Beth Hough, McElwee and Meredith Parker. Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES 7A Rescue is Exciting! Adoption is Sweet! Spay Neuter Solves the Problem! says Hope for PAWS By Kim Isbell along with volunteers from preventative costs about $10 the HfP shelter? each animal local shelters unwanted and have to be put What does it mean to an numerous community per animal. HfP has 45 dogs Until it is adopted. Most have to pick-up, house and down at publicly funded shel- unwanted dog to be in the groups, members of the NSU in its care. The organization dogs are adopted within three eventually kill or euthanize ters. care of Natchitoches Hope for Vet Tech Program, sororities, also tries to help deserving months or less. most. On average, publicly You say it costs too much?! Paws? You are one of 45. It and fraternities, as well as pets and pet owners with sub- How do they get the hun- funded local shelters eutha- The Hope for Paws Pet means medical care, a bath, school and church groups stantial medical bills. dreds of dogs that come into nize 35 animals, dogs and cats Spay Neuter Program is and our volunteers and con- perform these duties. Four dogs have the mange. their care each year adopted? each week, or spend $3,500 a available to the public and tributors have put a roof over While Hope for Paws could While the dip is not very HfP hosts monthly adop- week killing unwanted ani- costs only $25 per animal. your head, given you an 8 x 8 not exist without its volun- expensive, the eight week dip- tion days in Shreveport and mals. Visit www.hopeforpaws.org foot pen, built outdoor runs teer force it also cannot exist ping process is labor inten- Natchitoches. That is the reality. to print the one page applica- and group play areas, and without dog food, local mone- sive. HfP is very fortunate to Adoption days require at How can you as a taxpayer tion or message us on provided you a dog bed, dog tary donations, and grants. have volunteers to do this. least two or three volunteers reduce the tax dollars spent Facebook. Include your $25 house, food, and water. HfP currently has 45 dogs in Other dogs in our care with vehicles and five hours to euthanize cats and dogs money order or check and What more could a dog its care and uses 20 pounds or have injuries, ring worm, to transport, set up and inter- and stop the needless killing mail. want? $15 worth of Pedigree dog skin irritations, other non- act with the public. Other of unwanted animals for no A Hope for Paws volunteer Also important is introduc- food a day. That is a $450 food contagious infections that volunteers post pet pictures reason other than they need a will get back with you as soon ing these unwanted dogs to a bill a month and does not can costs hundreds of dollars and descriptions on pet store home? as possible. You pick the vet caring human beings. Each include the individuals in the to treat and all of the dogs adoption boards, Spay and neuter pets! and schedule the procedure. morning for 2 hours, 4 community that assist with have to have their regular Petfinder.com, Facebook and But, you say my dog or cat To electronically make a Natchitoches Parish cat and dog food. shots; Rabies, Parvo, Corona, other social media. does not go outside. How donation using your credit Detention Center inmates In addition to housing and Dhp and heartworms test. While it costs humane many of you own a pet that card or paypal account, volunteer at the HfP shelter human care there are the Individually the shots are organizations a range of $300 has gotten pregnant or gotten please visit our website cleaning pens, feeding, water- medical costs. Hfp has 12 dogs neither costly nor time con- to thousands of dollars per the neighbor’s dog or cat www.natchitocheshopefor- ing, interacting and playing being treated for heart worm suming, combined they cost dog to rescue, care for and pregnant by accident? paws.org or the Natchitoches with these animals. Each at an average cost of $200 on average $100 per dog. find an adoptive family, it Sometimes those cute pup- Hope for Paws Facebook afternoon HfP volunteers each. Monthly heart worm How long can a dog stay at costs the taxpayers $100.00 for pies and kittens become page.

Veronica Sturman, middle, washes the clinker found during an archeological investigation in the Natchitoches Historic Shay Church, standing, dances on the bousillage. Those Julia Ferrell, left, and Sophia Gruesbeck examine a grave District. From left are Jessie Clark, Willie Antee, Kaitlyn helping from left are Sophia Gruesbeck, Jessie Clark, Mary marker in American Cemetery. Anderson and Joseph Antee. Smith, Kaitlyn Anderson, Julia Ferrell and Olivia Gillis. History Detectives declare NCPTT camp a success; may take curriculum to parish schools Sixteen amateur detectives activity but the most popular eries to parents and friends at local schools. investigated local history dur- was “dancing on the bousil- a fair held at the end of the Check out the website at ing History Detective’s Camp lage” where campers used week. http://ncptt.nps.gov/ for held July 15-19 at the National their feet to combine soil, The camp was a success more information about what Center for Preservation water and moss to create the and plans are underway to NCPTT is doing; both in the Technology and Training muddy building material. adopt parts of the program community and across the (NCPTT), a program for the Campers presented discov- within the curriculum of country. National Park Service. During the camp, youth ages 8-18 discovered how to make and apply lime wash and construct bousillage walls, excavate an archeologi- cal site in the historic district, discover how NSU Normal History Detectives pose in front of Normal Hill, the oldest Hill has changed over the past portion of the NSU’s campus. On front row from left 100 years using cameras and are Shay Church Sophia Gruesbeck, Julia Ferrell, Olivia historic photographs and This is Gillis, Jessie Clark and Mary Smith. On back row are explore geology through the Sabrina Burkey, Veronica Sturman, Barbara Vercher-Smith, stone monuments in Teresa Burkey, Willie Antee, Sidney Antee, Kaitlyn American Cemetery. Anderson, Chandler Sarpy, Trinity Sarpy and Harlan Picht. Each camper had a favorite Children turned over to authorities after bust CP-TEL ALEXANDRIA, La. (AP) — possession of cocaine with sion of a firearm with drugs in Two young children were intent to distribute and posses- the presence of a minor. turned over to Child Protection officials after police served a search warrant at an Alexandria house where drugs with a street value of about Country $25,000 and a handgun were found. Police tell The Town Talk the Central Region Anti-Crime Task Force served the warrant at a house. Police booked 31- year-old Daniel Morris and 30- year-old Quante Morris with

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NSU women’s Held biannually since its more of a success. “All of our items are donat- inception in 1989, the auction In 2011, over 400 people ed, which is how we raise hoops staff raises money for the athletic packed into the Natchitoches these funds,” DuBois said. Northwestern State co- programs at NSU. It also Events Center as over $80,000 “We’re very fortunate for the head coaches Brooke and allows for fans to meet players was raised for the auction. whole Natchitoches communi- Scott Stoehr from the 12 NCAA-team sports This year, DuBois hopes that ty to get involved. Those busi- announced the the Demons and Lady Demons more people show up and has nesses have been generous addition of participate in. a goal of $100,000 as the event and donated items from their Learie Sandy “I think it’s very important moves back into a renovated place of business, which a [for our fans and supporters to Prather Coliseum. majority of them, we put in from Martin These are some of the items that will be bid on during the Methodist meet our athletes at this “This is something new this the silent auctions.” event],” said Patric DuBois, year,” DuBois said. The list of the items in the 2013 Northwestern State Athletic Auction Aug. 24 at 5 p.m. College (Tenn.) The event will have two silent auctions, a live auction and as an assistant assistant athletic director for “Southland Printing, Bank of live auction will be just as Sandy special projects for Montgomery and Popeye’s attractive to bidders. Bidders participants will get to bid on various items such as sports coach. memorabilia, paintings and portraits. Sandy's hiring is subject to Northwestern State. “A lot of Chicken and Biscuits are will get to compete for a trips the approval of the Board of times our fans or supporters allowing us to take this event to either see NSU travel to Hawaii for a week involved and the items being attractive, Supervisors of the University get to see things from afar and to a higher level, because play the Cincinnati Bearcats, and all you have to worry there is hope that it could of Louisiana System, which they always get to see them in through their donations, the New Orleans Saints play about is getting to the airport, increase competition between includes Northwestern. an intense situation. But on we’re allowed to dress up at Seattle versus the that’s a pretty good deal,” the bidders. Sandy spent six seasons as this evening, all our student- these live auction items. Seahawks or at home against DuBois said. “These major “Everybody out there the lead assistant for the athletes will be dressed up and These items are exciting to the Buffalo Bills or Arizona sponsors have allowed us to wants something, so if you Martin Methodist women’s looking nice. They’ll get to people. There’s going to be a Cardinals or leisure trips to make these items all encom- can find two or more people basketball program, and take a breath, visit fans and lot of people who want to bid Costa Rica or Hawaii. passing, which is an attractive who want a specific item, worked under four different enjoy the visit.” on these items.” “When you get airfare and deal to people.” they’re going to go bid against head coaches. At MMC, he This year, Bank of There will be two silent condominiums and going to With the hopeful turnout each other.” handled all aspects of recruit- ing, coached forwards and post players, scouted and pre- Demons get fitted for gear pared reports for opposing teams, monitored academic progress and organized com- munity service activities. as they report to camp "We are very excited to add Learie to our staff. He and By LaMar Gafford his family are going to be a Sports Editor tremendous addition to Northwestern State and the With the growing risk of Natchitoches community,” concussions and other foot- said Brooke Stoehr. “Learie ball related injuries, having has great connections with the proper equipment is a coaches across the country must. from his time at Martin The Northwestern State Methodist and with the Demons football team wit- Tennessee Flight Nike travel nessed that firsthand as play- organization.” ers received their gear Aug. 3 While apart of the for the upcoming season. Redhawk family he saw the “The biggest reason why best two-year win total in we take extra time in fitting school history, including the the players is that we want to best single season win record Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits owner Larry Carbo pre- make sure that they’re (19). He helped MMC to the sents a $5000 check to Northwestern State Assistant healthy, stay on the field and first-ever NAIA Top 25 and Athletic Director for Special Projects Patric DuBois. From productive,” Phil Noah said. landed in the TranSouth left are DuBois and Carbo. “If their equipment is not fit Conference finals for the first properly, then it could cause time in program history. injury, especially with all the He coached NAIA Student NSU to host sand volleyball tourney concussion-related issues of the Year and All-American and shoulder injuries. We Jessy Christopher and two- The inaugural Demon Digfest will be hosted by the want to make sure that we’re time all-American Vee Northwestern State volleyball team this Saturday and doing our job right the first Young. He was also an inte- Sunday at Point Place Marina on Cane River Lake. time to keep the kids gral part of the team’s acade- The four-on-four sand volleyball tournament serves as healthy.” mic success; every team he the largest fundraiser for the NSU women’s volleyball Noah is in his third season coached had a 3.0 grade point team and will aid the program in areas such as locker as NSU’s equipment manag- average each season. room renovations, video room renovations, recruiting and er and has held stints at “Throughout the search team travel. Houston, Louisiana Tech and process, Learie displayed a The tournament is full of participants with 12 teams in Nevada in the same capacity. strong desire to be at NSU the mix but courtside sponsorships and general donations A 2008 graduate of Missouri Northwestern State equipment manager Phil Noah checks and help the program get are still available for those who wish to support the Lady Valley College, Noah is a freshman linebacker Dannie Harmon’s helmet to make sure back to a championship Demons. Donations can be made at the venue or under the member of the Athletic it is fitting properly. The Demons are also going to a color level,” said Stoehr. “His skill Demon Digfest tab of the Lady Demon Volleyball page on Equipment Managers scheme they debuted last year and a new decal. From left are set and determination will nsudemons.com. Association. Harmon and Noah. help our student athletes suc- The first match is slated to begin at 8:00 A.M. on “With our new gear that’s ceed on a daily basis. We are Saturday and will continue throughout the day until 8:00 in, the players are excited to with it in the home opener we’ve done in the past, but thrilled with his decision to P.M. that evening. The competition will begin again on get new stuff and I’m excited against the Southern it’s a new, fresh updated look. join our staff." Sunday morning at eight o’clock as well and end around to give it to them,” Noah Jaguars, but they will also We’re excited to debut it He has been a Nike Flight 3:00. said. “We’re trying to get notice a subtle update to the when we play Southern at AAU program coach in Complimentary food and drinks will be provided on site these kids ready to go so we helmet decal. home.” Murfreesboro, Tenn., since but spectators/participants are encouraged to bring chairs can get ready for practice.” “Last season, we actually NSU kicks off its season 2009 where he won the 2010 and tents due to the heat and limited supplied seating. Amongst the changes, the changed to a flat purple hel- Aug. 29 at Springfield, Mo. and 2012 national champi- For more information please contact Lady Demon Demons will switch to a hel- met and we will also have a against Missouri State and onships. He had to coordinate Graduate Assistant Allison Wack at (262) 770-0328 or email met color they introduced new decal on the helmet this will in will play the Jaguars travel plans and organize and her at [email protected]. last year. Fans will get season,” Noah said. “It’s a Sept. 7 at 6 p.m. in Turpin conduct practices. chance to see NSU perform slight change from what Stadium for its home opener. He also has also assisted in coaching various basketball camps. He has helped at the Demons add two transfers to 2014 baseball team University of Kentucky (2009-12), Tennessee Tech Northwestern State head leticism and toughness.” letic and attitude. We look that Josh has decided to close it out. (2010), and Middle Tennessee baseball coach Lane The Bentonville, Ark. forward to watching him become a Demon,” said He will be ready to com- (2009-11). Burroughs and staff native, was a three-year let- develop and the what he can Burroughs. “He pitched in pete as Coach Livin (head Sandy is a native of announced the late addition terman in football and two- bring to our team” one of the toughest junior coach at Angelina) does a Trinidad and Tobago and is a of two transfers to an year letterman in baseball at He is the son of Tracy and college regions in the coun- great job preparing his men 2008 Martin Methodist already outstanding class. Bentonville High School. His Williams Kaufman, and has try, and was used in multiple for the next level” College graduate. Garrett Kaufman and Josh team reached the state cham- one sister, Jordan. He will roles at Angelina. He is well Oller’s brother, Adam, was Have a passion for writing Oller join 24 other student- pionship three times, and major in business and plans adapt at what it takes to be a apart of the early signing sports? athletes to commit to the won his sophomore season. he to get his master of busi- starter or coming into a period for Northwestern The Natchitoches Times is NSU baseball program for The 6-1 catcher was named ness administration (MBA) game with everything on the State. hiring freelancers for the 2013 the 2014 season. all-state in football his senior after he graduates. line.” They are the sons of high school football season! Kaufman is a freshman- year and all-conference his Oller is a junior-transfer Josh was named team Sharon and Mike Oller. They Rates are $50 per game transfer from Arkansas final two seasons. He was from Angelina College offensive most valuable play- have one brother, Luke, and with travel expenses includ- State, where he signed to voted one of the top three (Texas) where he was voted er, team captain, all-state, one sister, Abbey. ed. play football. After a coach- defensive players in the state as an all-conference pitcher and all-district first team his Josh will major in crimi- For more information, ing change at ASU, he decid- of Arkansas. with a 4-1 record and a 1.87 senior season. He was named nal justice and wildlife man- come by The Natchitoches ed to pursue baseball. “This is young man will be earned run average. all-district second team his agement. Times office at 904 South Dr. “Garrett is someone we making the transition from The right-handed pitcher sophomore season. “I couldn’t be happier or contact LaMar Gafford at have been on since last fall. Division I football to base- was a four-year letterman at “He has the ability to fill about these young men join- by phone at (318) 352-3618 or We are thrilled he has decid- ball, and once he adapts to Concordia Lutheran in up the zone and get beneath ing our Family,” said (318) 572-0078 or email at ed to focus on baseball,” said the game, look out,” said Tomball, Texas, and led his barrels,” said Burroughs. Burroughs. “We just keep sports@natchitoches- Burroughs. “The sky is the Burroughs. “He is exactly team to the playoffs his “Josh knows how to pitch adding to the top. That’s how times.com. limit for Garrett. He is phys- what you are looking for in senior year. and has the stuff and tough- you win Championships!” ical and has tremendous ath- today’s game, strength, ath- “I am extremely pleased ness to be a weekend guy or Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES 9A Northwestern State soccer hopes experience leads way in 2013 The Northwestern State in 2013 including three-year big things biggest question mark.” Sunday at 7 o’clock. The reg- up Southland Conference play women’s soccer team report- starters Ashlee Savona, Yanci from her.” Northwestern State ular season opens with for- with Lamar on Sept. 20, after ed training camp Wednesday Johnson, Danielle Harding Last season, returns two goalkeepers with mer Southland Conference hosting Prairie View A&M in under second-year head coach and Shannon Danku. the Lady a three-years combined expe- member Texas State in the the final nonconference test. George Van Linder looking to “Yanci is the one player on Demons aver- rience that will make for an Lady Demon Soccer Complex “All coaches, when asked use experience to lead it the team that has followed aged only 1.44 interesting keeper battle in at 7. about their conference sea- through the season. Northwestern State soccer goals per 2013. That will be followed by son, say it’s going to be tough “This year, I think the team since she was a youth player match, but “We take pride in having five straight road games that for anybody to win it. This has more confidence in itself, living in the area,” said Van only allowed Van Linder three keepers. I think our include Baylor, Ole Miss, state year with some additional as players and as a team. Last Linder. “I think its kind of the 1.94 a game. In 2013, NSU’s three are better than any rival Louisiana-Lafayette, teams it will be interesting to season was a learning process perfect movie ending if she offense is expected to be more other school’s total group in Jackson State, and Louisiana- see what the balance is,” said for us on how we like to do can go out on a high note, and dangerous. conference, and we’re com- Monroe. Van Linder. “SFA should be things as a staff, and how they that’s what she wants and we “I think last year our fortable with each of them in “Our nonconference is a the favorite going in, but react as players,” said Van want to help her as well. attacking side of the ball was goal,” said Van Linder. We good learning opportunity for they’ve lost a lot of Linder. “We all know how we “Shannon was a player last the area that needed the most will go with whoever is hot at us,” said Van Linder. “We’re people. Lamar, who was the need to perform and the year that we had playing one help. We would outshoot the moment, and last year going to be tested with a Big runner-up, has everyone expectations we have. position (defense) and as we teams, but couldn’t get goals that just happened to be 12 and Southeastern returning, so I think those “I think having several got into the season we real- to land. This year, I think it Brooke (Bourbonais). Jessica Conference team on our two will be at the top. seniors will help a lot,” he ized Shannon would be a big- could be the strongest area of (Danku) has had a lot of time schedule, along with state “After that, it really could said. “Hopefully we can use ger weapon for us on the our game,” said Van Linder. in the goal as an upperclass- rivals. be anybody’s to win,” he said. our large number of seniors attack. Sure enough, just as “On the defensive side, we man, and we know she would “It will really help us pre- “Oral Roberts has a good and experience to give us an we realized she could be have few injuries that are like to have more time there. pare for conference, and that’s team, Houston Baptist too, advantage in conference, and something dangerous up top, going to make us see what we Bailey (Stengler) was a red- really most important,” he and we’re going to work to at the same time I think the she had a season ending can put together,” he shirt last year. It will be a bat- said. “We want to do well in jump in there.” seniors are very hungry to go injury,” he said. “We’re hop- said. “We have some good tle, and feel good with whoev- nonconference play, but we The league office will out on a high note.” ing she can build on that. She people back there. We feel like er will be in there.” know that those people will release the Southland The Lady Demons return came back strong with her they will learn some things, NSU will host Houston in only make us stronger.” Conference preseason teams seven seniors and six juniors rehab, and we’re hoping for but right now that defense the an exhibition match on The Lady Demons will open and polls on Aug. 14. Demons volleyball looks to add to success from 2012 season Co-head O’Connell and Mackenzie coach Hugh Neely,” said Hernesman. Hernesman of DiFrancesco led the 2012 the squad in kills and aces while Northwestern recording 14 double-doubles State volley- to receive First Team All- ball team Southland Conference. Her spoke about 385 kills are fifth in the NSU the expecta- Hernesman single-season kills ledger tions and outlook for the and her 1,244 attempts stand upcoming 2013 season at at second. NSU’s annual Fall Media Day O’Connell is also a strong Wednesday afternoon in the force on the outside after Stroud room of the NSU cam- recording 337 kills and post- pus. ing a 3.04 kills per set aver- “Our players have made it age. These two returners will no secret that they expect to be joined by freshman be one of the top teams in the Lauren Agan and Ashley Southland Conference once Elrod who bring strong tal- Northwestern State women’s again,” said Hernesman. ent and experience to the volleyball co-head coach “Our program goal will squad. Hugh Hernesman speaks to never change - to win a con- “We return two-year media during the NSU fall St. Mary’s junior quarterback Tyler McCain reads the defense before the snap during the ference championship. I starter Vanessa Coleman, sports media day Aug. 7. In Tigers’ first practice Aug. 5. On first row from left are offensive linemen Tyler Ward, Tyler believe that we’ve made great full-time starter Glynna 2012, the Demons had their Roberts and Cody Howell. On second row are running back Landon Sturdivant and strides in many areas.” Johnson and Amanda Kunz, first 20-win season in pro- McCain. On third row are offensive coordinator Corwyn Aldredge, offensive lineman The squad returns five let- who made tremendous gram history. Photo by Gary Behrend Brittain Behrendsen, trainer Abbie Martin and offensive lineman Joseph ter winners and welcomes strides the past spring,” said Hardamon, Northwestern Thibodaux. Photo by Kevin Shannahan. six freshman in hopes of con- Hernesman. State. tinuing the record-breaking Coleman, Johnson player to watch just in the tradition the Hernesman’s (Glynna) and Kunz bring way she moves and her sense have established. height and strength to the of fearlessness,” said In 2012, the Lady Demons middle of the net. Johnson Hernesmen. “She competes laid down a 20-13 overall finished fourth in the SLC in really hard and is very record, 12-6 in the Southland hitting efficiency, while instinctive.” to mark the program’s best Coleman earned a spot in the Lone senior Jessica season yet. single-season block assists Guitterrez brings experience Junior Emily Johnson and list for NSU. and utility in her abilities to freshman Natalie Jaeger Kunz showed strong play in the back-court. look to fill a very important improvement throughout the Freshman Bailey Martin role at setter. Johnson put up spring season and looks to be joins the squad after aiding a strong spring season this a competitive force this sea- Lovejoy high school in five- past year, while Jaeger is not son. straight state championships afraid of risks and quick Junior Mackenzie Neely and a successful run at the decision-making. made a strong transition USA Volleyball Junior “Although Emily has been from the middle to the right National Championships with us for the past two side last year and will be where her Junior Olympic years, we have two new play- dangerous if teams do not Team won the 18-Open cham- ers at the setting position,” prepare properly, while pionship crown. said Hernesman. “Emily ran freshman Aaliyah Smith Fellow freshman Danielle our offense this past spring brings natural athletic abili- Sellari brings energy and and has really stepped up in ty and room to grow on the speed to the floor while also this role. We’re excited to see outside. possessing strong defensive how her and Natalie will per- First Team All-SLC recipi- skills. form this season.” ent Keelie Arneson finished The Lady Demons host “On top of the freshman 2012 second in the conference their annual Demon Digfest Bank of Montgomery manager Mark Lipa hands Northwestern State Assistant Athletic coming in, we also have some in digs at 5.00 per set while fundraiser on Saturday and Director for Special Projects Patric DuBois a check for $5000 as a major sponsor of the 2013 upperclassmen leadership as breaking her own digs record Sunday at Point Place NSU Athletic Scholarship Auction. From left are Keith Miller, Brooke Harrell, Carrie Beth we return three extremely after just two seasons at Marina before beginning Hough, Lipa and DuBois. talented outside hitters in libero. official team practice on Stacey DiFrancesco, Caiti “Keelie is an amazing Monday. 10A THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 LSMSA grad wins Fulbright Scholarship

A 2009 graduate of the Serbia to Ellis Island in Louisiana School for the New York City,” she said. Math, Science and the Arts A love of international was recently awarded a study and a draw to differ- Fulbright U.S. Student ent cultures and peoples led Program scholarship to Fick to apply for the schol- Serbia for an English teach- arship. ing assistantship, according “The Fulbright program to the US Department of offers a wonderful opportu- State and the J. William nity to travel abroad, and as Fulbright Foreign an English teaching assis- Scholarship Board. tant, I feel I’ll be able to give Emma Fick, a 2013 gradu- back a bit of what I gained ate of the University of from so many cultures over Alabama, also attended the years,” she said. “I’ll be Covington High School. both teacher and student: Fick “This scholarship is a teaching English, but also work in arts administra- great honor,” said Fick. “It learning about Serbian cul- tion, either within a univer- is thrilling on a personal ture and history.” sity system or in a social level, of course, but it is Fick believes that the service capacity. also a testament to my men- education she received at Fick is one of more than tors at the University of LSMSA helped to prepare 1,700 U.S. citizens who will Alabama who guided me in her for the future. travel abroad for the 2013-14 the application process. “LSMSA taught me how academic year through the “I never would have to connect meaningfully Fulbright U.S. Student reached for the Fulbright in and personally with profes- Program. Recipients of the first place had it not sors, to utilize their com- Fulbright grants are select- been for their generous mitment and expertise in ed on the basis of academic tutelage, both academic and their academic field and in and professional achieve- personal.” day-to-day life,” she said. ment, as well as demon- To be considered for the “Residential life was very strated leadership poten- scholarship, Fick wrote a important to me, as were tial. personal statement and a the personal relationships I The Fulbright Program short essay and was developed with teachers is the flagship international required to submit two let- that extended beyond the educational exchange pro- ters of recommendation classroom.” gram sponsored by the U.S. and a resume’. Once she While at the University of government and is designed was endorsed by the univer- Alabama, Fick served as an to increase mutual under- sity, her application was intern at Creative Campus, standing between the peo- sent to the Washington, a student-led arts initiative ple of the United States and PICK UP A COPY D.C., office and from there that brings creative pro- the people of other coun- it went to the New York City jects to campus and the tries. CASHWORD IS COMING TO office. After passing the larger community; treasur- The primary source of OF THE NAKATOSH CHIEF, national search, her appli- er of Sigma Tau Delta, the funding for the Fulbright cation was sent to Serbia national English honor Program is an annual THE NAKATOSH CHIEF! and a panel in Serbia was society, and had the oppor- appropriation made by the responsible for making the tunity to travel to two U.S. Congress to the U.S. & PLAYJuly TO 31, WIN 2013 CASH! final decision. national conventions to pre- Department of State and To apply for the scholar- sent academic papers; was Bureau of Educational and Cashword is a fun word puzzle that will begin appearing each week in the Nakatosh ship, Fick also had to on the staff of editors for Cultural Affairs. Chief. Clues to each puzzle are scattered throughout the ads that appear on the puzzle choose what country she the university’s undergrad- Participating governments page. It’s fun. Best of all, turn in your winning puzzle contest form and you could wished to serve. She chose uate literacy magazine; and host institutions, cor- win $100. If nobody wins, next week’s puzzle prize increases until someone does! Serbia because of a person- developed social service ini- porations and foundations al connection to her family. tiatives through the in foreign countries and in “My grandmother’s fam- University Fellows the United States also pro- ily escaped Vienna during Program; and participated vide direct and indirect World War II because of the in various local volunteer support. generosity of a Serbian extracurricular activities. The program operates in man who paid for their pas- After completing the pro- more than 155 countries sage to Serbia, and from gram, Fick would like to worldwide. Section B, Page 1 Amanda Franko-Tobin Lifestyle Editor Lifestyle (318) 352-3618 Weekend Edition, e-mail: [email protected] August 10-11, 2013 The Natchitoches Times

Lowcost health Chasteen-Hudson center will Reverend and Mrs. Bill Hudson are pleased to announce the engagement sponsor walk and upcoming marriage of In honor of National their daughter, Tiffany Community Health Center Elizabeth Hudson to Michael Week Aug. 11-17, Outpatient Allen Chasteen. Medical Center, Inc. (OMC) The bride-elect is the will host a community walk granddaughter of Mr. and Saturday, Aug. 17 at 7 a.m. Mrs. William H. Hudson, Mr. The walk will begin at the and Mrs. Bobby Wilbanks, OMC center on 1640 Breazeale Mr. and Mrs. Edward Dorris Springs St. in Natchitoches. and Mr. and Mrs. Mike Everybody can participate. Newsom, all of Mississippi. Walk into a new, healthy you Tiffany Elizabeth is a and celebrate Community graduate of Natchitoches Health Center Week! Central High School and a The OMC is a non-profit graduate of Northwestern organization founded on Dec. State University where she 19, 1977. OMC operates three received a Bachelor of sites located in Natchitoches, Science in Hospitality Vernon, and Madison Parish. Management and Tourism. The OMC’s approach to She is the Marketing addressing the community Director for City Bank and and user needs includes the Trust Company in services of general and fami- Natchitoches. ly practice, dental care, fami- The prospective groom is ly planning and behavioral the son of Mr. Gary Chasteen health. The mission is to pro- and Ms. Tina Chasteen. The vide comprehensive afford- groom’s side will be repre- able, accessible, quality pri- Laura Elizabeth Maggio and Joshua Brian DeLoach sented by Gary and Laura mary health care services to Chasteen of Florida, Tina all patients with a focus on DeLoach-Maggio Chasteen of Bossier City as education and prevention well as Wayne and Cindy Verdun of Natchitoches. regardless of the ability to Juli Maggio of Colorado Zimmerman, and Mr. and The groom is the grand- pay. Springs, Col. and John Maggio Mrs. Dill DeLoach of Dallas, son of Mr. and Mrs. Everett Jr. of Natchitoches announce Texas. Chasteen of Ohio. the engagement of their The bride-to-be is a gradu- Educational Michael Allen is a gradu- daughter, Laura Elizabeth, to ate of Louisiana Tech Tiffany Elizabeth Hudson and Michael Allen Chasteen. ate of Natchitoches Central Joshua Brian DeLoach, son of University, and her fiancé is a High School and a graduate Martin in Chopin. mony. Reception will follow forum will look John and Denise DeLoach of graduate of Belmont of Northwestern State The couple will be mar- at the Prud’homme- San Antonio, Texas. University. Both have University where he ried Sept. 14, 2013 at 6 p.m. at Rouquier House. Laura is the granddaughter obtained degrees in communi- at whole child received a Bachelor of Westside Baptist Church in The couple will honey- of Byron and the late Carolyn cation design. The couple met Science in Electronics Natchitoches with the moon in St. Lucia and make As school bells prepare to Speer, as well as Mr. and Mrs. in 2010 at work at the Fossil Engineering Technology. He bride’s father Reverend Bill their home here in ring around Natchitoches John Maggio Sr. of World Headquarters in is an electrician with Roy O’ Hudson officiating the cere- Natchitoches. Parish in a couple of weeks, Natchitoches. Richardson, Texas. an exciting and detailed edu- Joshua is the grandson of A wedding is planned for cation forum has been Carol and the late Wayne September. planned for parents and stu- dents of the parish. The Natchitoches Parish Voter’s and Civic League, Rock Island Baptist Church, other churches and various community leaders will host the forum Saturday, Aug. 17 from 9:15 a.m.-1:30 p.m. with registration starting at 8:30 a.m. at the Martin Luther King Community and Recreation Center, 660 Martin Luther King Jr. Dr. Several break-out sessions and musical performances will be part of the forum set- ting. Troy Campbell, a much sought-after motivational speaker from Los Angeles, will be the featured guest for The Modern Woodmen Youth Service Club assembled a backpack full of supplies for a the event. The forum will child in need. In front from left are Cici Williams and Demetrius Farris. In back are place an emphasis on literally Martha Squyres holding Everett Watson, Mary Squyres, Derrianah Porter, Garrett developing the whole child. Watson and Akilah and Debra Farris. Free of the charge, the event is open to the public. Service club youths fill backpacks and hearts Contact John Winston Sr. at 352-9239 for information. There is joy in giving, as Once the supplies were “Being able to do this pro- members of the Modern purchased, the Youth Club ject to "Help-A-Child" is an Woodmen Youth Service met at a local park, removed honor for our club. It is Workshop will Club know well. The group price tags, folded and based on our meeting all the met July 13 at Wal-Mart for arranged the new uniforms criteria last year to be desig- reveal tips for their regular monthly meet- and packed the school sup- nated a ‘Merit Club,’" ing. All the children drew a plies into the new backpack. explains leader Mary slip of paper that had an item A child in need would Squyres. healing stress Amber Leigh Ann Hamous and Cody Allen Beasley of school supplies written on receive the backpack bonan- The club also shared Do sleepless nights, mind- it. After that, the shopping za just in time for the start of refreshments and made less snacking, bursts of irri- began! school. plans for an August project. tability and persistent worry- Beasley-Hamous ing over “the worst” sound Mr. David Hamous of received a bachelor’s degree familiar? For many, symp- Natchitoches and Ms. in accounting, and the toms of stress and anxiety Rhonda Hamous of prospective groom received have become so familiar that Provencal announce the a bachelor’s degree in elec- it feels like life. approaching marriage of tronic engineering technolo- Yet problems arise when their daughter, Amber Leigh gy. we encounter constant stress. Ann Hamous, to Cody Allen The bride-elect is the A build up of stress exposes Beasley, son of Mr. and Mrs. granddaughter of the late our bodies to continuous mus- Allen Beasley of Mr. and Mrs. Reed Hamous cle tension and increased Natchitoches. of Robeline and the late Mr. blood pressure. Too much The vows will be and Mrs. Oscar Woodel of Derrianah Porter and stress is toxic to the body and exchanged Saturday, Aug. 24, Robeline. Demetrius and Debra mind. Even low levels of at 6:30 p.m. in the evening at Grandparents of the Farris package school uninterrupted anxiety, anger the Wildwood Resort in bridegroom are Mr. and Mrs. supplies purchased by and fear depletes emotional Zwolle. L.C. Milstead and the late the Modern Woodmen reserves and can negatively Miss Hamous and her Mrs. Bobbie Waters Milstead Youth Service Club. affect relationships, self- fiancé graduated from of Natchitoches and the late esteem, concentration, sleep, Natchitoches Central High Mr. and Mrs. Thurman eating habits and the ability School, and both attended Beasley of Natchitoches. to make decisions. Northwestern State The couple will reside in Cindy Allen is a Licensed University. The bride-elect Natchitoches. Professional Counselor and National Board Certified Counselor. She will offer a free stress management work- Clockwise from left are In honor of Richard and Jessie Johnson’s 41 years of Club members presented the items to the principal who will Cici Williams, shop Thursday, Aug. 15 from service to Briarwood Nature Preserve, members of the 7-9 p.m. at Wall Rejuvenation take charge of getting them to the family. In front from left are Demetrius Farris, Caroline Dormon Foundation feted the pair with a Debra, Akilah and Demetrius Farris. In back are Martha Anastasia, Garrett and Center. Call 663-0191 or email retirement program. See page 3B for party coverage. cindy@claritycounseingser- Squyres, Carolyn Benefield and Martha Squyres holding Everett Watson and vice.com to register. Everett Watson. Mary Squyres. 2B THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 Artist sought Preservation group announces the dates, locations of Fall Tour of Homes Experience the charm of Preservation of Historic Friday, Oct. 11 from 7-9:30 p.m. The Town Tour is Saturday, Tour is Saturday Oct. 12 and for patriotic Louisiana’s original French Natchitoches, showcases featuring the Oct. 12 from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sunday, Oct. 13 from 9 a.m.- 4 colony during the Fall national historic homes and McClung/DeBlieux home, the features the 1850 Keegan p.m. This tour includes Pilgrimage on Oct.11-13 in plantations; some of these Prudhomme-Rouquier House Home, the Roque House, the Melrose Plantation, Oakland car design Natchitoches Parish. sites are not normally open to and Lemee House where visi- American Cemetery and Plantation and Cherokee A designer is sought for a The tour, presented by the the public. tors will enjoy gorgeous, reno- Bishop Martin Museum. Plantation. Advance tickets project involving a patriotic Association for the The Candlelight Tour is vated gardens and live music. The Cane River Country are $25 per person. logo. The design will be fea- tured on the hood of a car. Straight couples describe their reactions to changes in marriage statues The car owner intends for the art to honor law enforcement, NEW YORK (AP) — No, it twins. “Any time I thought zens,” explained Ma, who ‘I HAD SEEN THEIR ‘HETEROSEXUAL PRIVI- firefighters and troops. wasn’t just an excuse to avoid about inviting them to my lives in the San Fernando FIGHT’ LEGE’ Possibilities include the sil- getting hitched: Some hetero- wedding, and asking them to Valley. “For me, it feels very Dan McCrory and Terri As a feminist, lawyer Nora houette of an officer against sexual couples who post- be part of something where inconsistent to study things Haley have been together for Carroll, 31, says she has philo- the background of an poned their weddings until they have no ability to have like discrimination and prej- 11 years. McCrory, who lives in sophical objections to “the American flag. gay couples had the right to any of these rights, it just udice and then participate in California’s San Fernando institution of marriage and After the design is final- marry are now making plans didn’t sit well with me,” a system that is actively dis- Valley, is a board member of what it means for women.” ized, he will paint the vehicle. to say “I do.” Dennett said. criminatory. There is a lot of the Stonewall Democratic She’s also “more anti-mar- Interested parties can contact And we’re not talking Then in June, the U.S. research out there on institu- Club, a progressive political riage” than her partner of five Don Boehly at 527-2666. celebrities like Brangelina, Supreme Court wiped away tional racism and how bigger group with a focus on issues of years, Colin Asher, 32, though Lena Dunham and Kristen part of a federal anti-gay structures like government importance to the gay commu- he grew up with a noncon- Expert will Bell, all of whom vowed not marriage law, and Dennett structures or policies or cul- nity. formist mom who never mar- to marry until gay marriage and Karim, who’ve been tural ideology seeps down “Because of my longtime ried his dad. was legal. None of them have together five years, started into individual lives.” involvement in the club, a lot But gradually the teach basics rushed to announce wedding planning their big day. They How did her fiance feel of these people are my Brooklyn, N.Y., couple real- dates. Instead, it’s ordinary live in Philadelphia, where about putting off marriage? friends,” said McCrory, 58, a ized they were missing out on of dulcimer folks who wasted no time fol- they run an online travel “He’s a man! He was fine not writer who works for an insur- some of the legal benefits of lowing through on their business called to have a wedding,” Ma said ance company. “I didn’t feel being married. When Asher, a Learn the basics of the pledges. Here are a few of BeyondTheDiploma.com, but with a laugh, adding in a seri- right getting married if my writer who now teaches com- mountain dulcimer at a 10 their stories. the celebration will be in ous tone that he was “very friends couldn’t. I had seen munity college, was unem- a.m. workshop on Saturday, ‘I’M NOT GETTING MAR- Dennett’s hometown, supportive” about her rea- their fight, had seen how ployed, he couldn’t get health Aug. 17, at Rebel State RIED UNTIL EVERYONE Winfield, Kan., on Nov. 12 (11- sons, but is happy they final- much this issue meant to insurance through Carroll’s Historic Site. Daryle CAN’ 12-13) which happens to be ly set a date for November. them.” employer, which offers domes- Stephenson of Shreveport Staci Dennett, 25, is white. her birthday. Ma had told her students He says Haley, 50, who tic partner benefits for gay will lead the workshop. The Her fiance, Nadir Karim, 25, The 35 invited guests about her concerns, and was works for a phone company, couples, but not straight ones. workshop fee is $2 per partici- is black. “Forty-six years ago, include Dennett’s gay cousin pleased when one of them “teased me about it,” jokingly Still, they decided to postpone pant, in addition to any we couldn’t have gotten mar- and her partner. said the first thing he wondering if it was an excuse marriage until gay marriage applicable admission fees. ried in the South, just ‘A MORAL OBJECTION’ thought about after the court to avoid commitment. “But I was legal. Rebel State Historic Site is because of our skin color,” Debbie Ma, 32, is a social ruling was, “I wonder if think she knew it was because After the court ruling, located approximately 25 said Dennett, who compares psychology professor at Debbie is going to get mar- I wanted to do the right thing.” Carroll said the idea of mar- miles west of Natchitoches on the ban on interracial mar- California State University- ried.” Haley was thrilled when an riage seemed “more palatable. LA Hwy. 1221 N. The site is riage to laws against gay Northridge who studies Ma and Tassinario expect old friend and her partner ... It was very exciting to be open Tuesday through marriage. “It blows my stereotyping and prejudice. their officiant to “say a couple were the first couple to tie the planning a wedding and not Saturday from 9 a.m. -5 p.m. mind!” She didn’t set a wedding date of things about our views on knot in West Hollywood after have to think about it taking and features the Louisiana Dennett says she agreed with her partner of 10 years, equality and stay away from the court ruling. A few days advantage of my heterosexual Country Music Museum, an with Angelina Jolie’s stand, Peter Tassinario, 41, a con- traditional wedding vows.” later, McCrory proposed. privilege.” amphitheater, pavilion and and told Karim the same sultant, until after the court But the ceremony should also There’s just one more hur- Their ceremony at City Hall picnic area. Admission is $4 thing: “I’m not going to get ruling. express why any couple mar- dle before they marry. will be followed by a party, for adults ages 13 to 61. For married until everyone can.” “I had moral objections to ries, gay or straight: “Two McCrory is running for state where their adorable 18- more information, call 888- She also kept thinking being part of something that people who come together Assembly in a Sept. 17 prima- month-old son Dante will like- 677-3600 or 318-472-6255 or about a gay cousin who’s in a makes part of our population because they love each other ry, “so we’re waiting for the ly get as much attention as the visit www.LaStateParks.com. relationship and just had feel like they’re not full citi- — and that’s it.” election to be over.” bride and groom. Free classes will focus on how to make money by growing food Interested in growing and Clinton, president and C.E.O. planting, watering, managing the parishes of Allen, selling your own fruits and of CLEDA. “We’re excited to insects, weeding, harvesting Avoyelles, Catahoula, vegetables? The Central provide the space and educa- and selling. Concordia, Grant, LaSalle, Louisiana Economic tion to Central Louisiana’s The first class on Aug. 10 Natchitoches, Rapides, Development Agency community of growers so we will be held in the CLEDA Vernon and Winn. The mis- (CLEDA) will host eight free can push the movement for- offices in Alexandria, located sion of the Central Louisiana urban farming classes start- ward.” at 1118 Third St. Economic Development ing Saturday, Aug. 10 from 9-11 Alexandria native Jesse Future classes for the Alliance is to help people pros- a.m. Foster, whose farming career remaining seven weeks will per in vibrant, thriving com- The purpose of the class is spans more than 40 years, will be held at a farm at 4005 Third munities. CLEDA’s activities to show growers how to gen- lead the workshops. This is an St. include keeping data on erate profits and cultivate opportunity to learn the busi- Contact Stacey Douglas at Central Louisiana parishes, fresh produce. ness side of urban farming, [email protected] or (318) marketing the region, provid- “According to the USDA, from the planting of a seed to 441-3404 to register. ing educational opportunities around 15 percent of the packaging and selling what CLEDA is an organization and communicating with world’s food is now grown in you grow. Topics include prep- which consists of the econom- existing businesses to maxi- urban areas,” reports Jim ping the land, fertilizing, ic development entities from mize expansion and retention. BDCBDC TREETREE SERVICESERVICE Tree and shrub removal is a highly technical, yet delicate task that requires highly qualified professionals such as those at BDC Tree Service. 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Briarwood couple, friends of Dormon lauded at retirement party

Seasons change. As summer wildflowers fade and lose their color, blooms fall, rejuvenating the soil and preparing the ground for the next crop of plants. The transition from old to young can be seen at a retirement party for Richard and Jessie Johnson. Beloved workers, ecologists and tour guides at the Briarwood Nature Preserve, the Johnsons are stepping back after 41 years of dedicated service. Members of the Caroline Dormon Foundation celebrated the pair with a program and luncheon Saturday, Aug. 3. Set against a peaceful backdrop of murmuring insects and a late sum- mer breeze, the party promised a line of continuity in turn with nature. Just as people can expect a transition into fall, the Johnsons are passing duties at Briarwood on to their son, Rick. “We are a family that loved Caroline Dormon,” Richard says simply. A noted storyteller, he holds court, swapping anecdotes and colorful humor with mingling guests. He remembers his sisters (“They married Yankees, God bless Not yet accustomed to retire- ‘em”) eagerly returning to Briarwood for the summer. ment, Jessie Johnson does “They and the children would walk three quarters of a some quick work around the mile to see ‘Ms. Dormon,’” he laughs. “And we would work! party. Jessie says she and her I hated it when my sisters were there because then we’d husband will continue to really work.” volunteer at Briarwood. Richard Johnson ‘holds court’ while Bill and Jill Beebe enjoy his vast repertoire of stories. Communion with the outdoors seems to be in the Johnson blood. Richard’s brother and nephew work with the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries, and 16 year-old Parker Johnson has spent the last six summers working at Briarwood. “I like being outside,” he says, living up to family tradi- tion with a quick smile and an offer for a guided tour of the grounds. Guests praised Richard and Jessie for their care and attentiveness and seemingly inexhaustible memory for flora and fauna. “People have no idea of all the plants we have here, the blooming and the non-blooming,” said Caroline Dormon Foundation board member Marjorie Thomas. A master garden herself, she acknowledges that she learns in the footsteps of Jessie. ““I’m not an expert by any mean, but I’d like to extend my knowledge,” Thomas smiles. Smiles abound at the Jessie herself is a veritable whirlwind of energy and Caroline Dormon helpfulness. She paused briefly from putting away the Foundation’s party. From remains of the buffet, a generous spread of sandwiches, left are board member meat pies and desserts. Emily Wofford and “Retirement is like vacation. We love it. We’ll still be vol- Marilyn Johnson. unteering though,” she is quick to point out. “Where ever we are needed, passing along information about plants, where they are, what to do and what not to do.” The Johnsons will retire to a property that is adjacent to Briarwood. “We’ll be staying near and helping until our son gets on his feet,” explains Richard. How near? “We can hear him if he talks real loud,” the comedian says dryly. Rick and his wife Denise are eager and excited to transi- tion from life in Dallas to life at Briarwood. Rick describes their mission as a continuation of the work laid out by his parents and ‘Ms. Carrie.’ “We want to carry on the work that others have started, Briarwood has a beauty that surpasses the transition of humans. Board members spoke of to grow Briarwood and move forward, to introduce it to their attachment to the past and assured the stability of Briarwood Nature Preserve. “We new generations of friends,” he says. Rick plans to share don’t anticipate a lot of change from this retirement,” said Julie Calihan. From left are Julie Wildflowers prepare to the legacy of Briarwood through school programs, social Calihan, Marjorie Thomas and Ginger Weaver. media and presentations to civic groups and organizations. greet the fall. A special education teacher by trade, his wife Denise is very excited about the education aspect of the nature pre- serve. “We want to teach about the ecological value of Briarwood,” she says. “This is an amazing place.”

Stories of Caroline Dormon are entangled with couple, Richard especially. Mildred Lee was working at the Northwestern State University archives when Caroline Dormon’s papers were acquired. At that time, NSU was still buying collections and purchased the Dormon papers for an estimated couple thousand dollars. “When somebody influential dies and there is family involved there is often confusion about what letters go, what to keep, what to keep private,” said archivist Mary Lynn Wernet. “Richard really stepped in The next generation of young people running around Briarwood includes, from left, as an invaluable help.” From left are Julie Cane, Roberta Walters, Carolyn Breedlove, Nick Cimino, Parker Johnson, Tanner Auttonberry and Chris Blanchard. Their favorite Mary Lyn Wernet and Mildred Lee. part about working at the nature preserve? “Mr. Richard because he’s the coolest guy we’ve ever met,” Auttonberry answers immediately. The group rings with a chorus of hearty agreement. Like the man they’re speaking of, each has a story (or two!) to share. The words are encouraging, funny, touching and speak to a new generation that honors the past.

Caroline Dormon’s legacy spreads like so many seeds, as evident by guests from far away places. Hilairie Schackal and Susan Norris-Davis came from Long Vue House and Richard and Jessie’s son Rick will take over duties at Briarwood. Clockwise from left are Gardens in New Orleans, where Dormon served as a consult on native plants for the Jenelle Hill, Sherry and Felix Rivera and Denise and Rick Johnson. wild garden. From left are Sandra Roerig of Shreveport, Schackal and Norris-Davis. 4B THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013

Becker Bridge Jacqueline ENTERTAINMENT Bigars Stars HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Saturday, Aug. 10, 2013: This year you often find your- self brainstorming with others. You also like sharing stories and catching up on news with neigh- bors and relatives. You will renew NEWS your daily life in order to make it more exciting and meaningful. If you are single, you will meet a lot of people and attract many Seersucker, Sandals and admirers. You might want to date more rather than commit. If you are attached, make sure that you spend plenty of time with your Sundresses gala will raise sweetie; otherwise, he or she could feel left out. LIBRA always loves visiting with you. money for worthy cause The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4- “A Party with a Purpose!” Guest of the Seersucker, gram. 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Tonight: Be where that speculated about Web page and Facebook and That is disgusting." people are. whether a giant prehistoric Twitter sites filled after the Discover magazine's CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) shark could still exist has show with complaints from Christie Wilcox wrote that HHHH You could feel put off drawn a passionate response fans who objected to the pro- the show's "evidence was by a friend’s attitude. You might from viewers and starkly gram, saying they were sur- faked, the stories fabricated, wonder what is necessary to raised the question about the prised a science-based net- and the scientists portrayed Thursday answers 08-08 make a situation work. Pull back after indicating your preferences. worth of big ratings. work seriously discussed the on it were actors. The idea You’ll be full of energy, but do not The program, "Megalodon: existence of a fearsome crea- that Megalodon could still be apply it to a control game. Let oth- The Monster Shark Lives," ture when there is no evi- roaming the ocean is a com- ers work through their issues. opened Discovery's annual dence it exists today. plete and total myth." Tonight: A must appearance. "Shark Week" during the The "Megalodon" special Wilcox wrote that "You AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) weekend. With an estimated was reminiscent of two used to expose the beautiful, HHHH If you are thinking 4.8 million viewers, it had the shows on sister network magical, wonderful sides of about someone at a distance, pick up the phone and call him or her. largest audience of any show Animal Planet about mer- the world around us. Now, Do not stand on ceremony, even if in the 26 years that Discovery maids, which also got big you just make (stuff) up for you have had a disagreement. has made "Shark Week" a part audiences. profit. It's depressing. It's dis- Mend bridges. Do not get tied up of its summer programming, In a blog post, actor Wil gusting. It's wrong." in someone’s power play. Tonight: the Nielsen company said. Wheaton said he is a regular At the end of the special, Squeezing in all of your invita- Yet it drew a heated viewer of "Shark Week" but Discovery said that "though tions might not be possible. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) response online from viewers he was disgusted by the show. certain events and characters HHHH You could be taken who said airing a "mocku- "Discovery Channel in this film have been drama- aback by a partner or friend’s mentary" compromises the betrayed that trust during its tized, sightings of 'subma- feisty attitude. Have a long-over- network's reputation. biggest viewing week of the rine' continue to this day." due conversation with a loved "It's the ultimate 'Shark year," Wheaton wrote. Discovery would not say what one. You do not always need to see Week' fantasy," said Michael "Discovery Channel isn't run events that referred to. eye to eye with this person, but it is important to have mutual Sorensen, Discovery's senior by stupid people, and this was For Discovery, the question respect. Tonight: Invite a favorite director of programming. not some kind of a mistake. is whether the short-term person over for dinner. "The stories have been out Someone made a deliberate achievement of high ratings BORN TODAY there for years, and with 95 choice to present a work of is worth the risk of alienat- Novelist Robert Shaw (1927), percent of the ocean unex- fiction that is more suited for ing long-time fans. actor Antonio Banderas (1960), author Suzanne Collins (1962) Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES 5B ChristiansReligious differencesexist outside can of church be funny Cafe will look

PONDERINGS became the grocery store the Bible were reunited where bench? the bench is located. at many kinds By the Rev. Here is the thing about the What is keeping you from Doug de bench. What is a pew-turned- turning this bench back into a of betrayal Graffenried bench doing in a grocery pew in the front of that gro- Pastor at store? Don’t the folks in the cery store? Why don’t you How to cope with betrayal First United grocery store want you push- start a bench Bible study or go will be explored at Lifetree Methodist ing a cart while you fill it with to the bench and start singing Café on Tuesday, Aug. 13 at 7 Church merchandise? There is not some Christian songs? Maybe p.m. much call for sitting space in a while sitting on the bench you The program, titled grocery except near the deli could invite a stranger to sit “Betrayed,” features a short Inside a grocery store in area. This bench is at the front down with you and start a con- film of a man who dealt Natchitoches is a bench. of the store. So the bench does versation. with his wife’s extramarital When you see the bench you not quite fit the store. What if We know this kind of thing affairs. will notice it is a substantial the bench was returned to its will not happen, because prop- The program offers help bench. The bench is well built. pew status in the store? er Christian people don’t do for those who’ve faced It is heavy. It is stained or Makes you wonder what that sort of thing. betrayal in a marriage, a painted a dark color. would happen if some The bench is both a calling friendship, or a work set- Speculation might lead you Christians claimed the bench and a warning to church folk. ting. to believe this bench was once one afternoon and sat on it We are called to get off our The 60-minute event is Pentecost Baptist Church will host the 30-year anniversary a church pew. Short of bus sta- singing the great hymns of collective backsides and go free. Snacks and beverages of Rev. Joe and Min. Dorothy Williams Aug. 23-25 at 7 tions and train stations there the church. The bench might outside the church and share are available. Lifetree Café p.m. and a climax service on Sunday at 3 p.m. Minister were not many benches of this be happy it was serving as a the good news. We are called is located at 311 Royal St. Cynthia Tate and new Zion Missionary Baptist Church are magnitude produced for the pew again and while God was to relentlessly point people to For more information, the guests for Friday. St. Peter Baptist Church choir of business world. This bench being praised. That is a crazy Jesus. You did know you can contact Craig Cable at (318) Campti, The Singer Stars of Natchitoches, God’s Extra likely was in a church at one idea, right? talk about Jesus outside the 332-3352, email Anointed Ones and The Soulettes of Colfax are the guests time. Go look at it and see Actually that is just what church, right? [email protected] for Saturday. Rev. Carey Smith and Greenville Baptist what you think. Christian folks should be The warning is, if we don’t m and visit Church in Clarence are the guests for the climax service on If it was once in a church, doing. We point to God no mat- get off our pews and go out Lifetreecafe.com. Sunday. For more information, call Alice Ware at 609-6054. what do you suppose hap- ter where we are or what we into the world, one day our pened to the church? How do are doing. But imagine the pews might end up in a gro- you suppose the church pew possibilities if the bench and cery store or worse. CHURCH NEWS Local celebrity to host art show at LSMSA Wine pairing dinner will First Baptist Church p.m. The guests are the guest comedian is Joey Amulet will celebrate Rev. First Baptist Church on I.L.O. The church will also Michael David Callahan’s North Street. For more hosttake a Back place to School first anniversary Sunday, information, call Cloteal Party Aug. 17 from 5-7:30 Aug. 11 at 2:30 p.m. Guests Jackson at 352-6651. p.m.over for kids Valentine age 8-12. are Rev. Ail Harris and the There will be games, food Abundant Life Center A session to assemble and prizes. For more infor- choir and church family. New Beulah Baptist mation,Day callweekend Tarlisha The theme is “Honoring Association South 4 of Johnson at 476-2264. Our Pastor with Louisiana will take place BAPTIST NON- METHODIST Overwhelming Love.” For Aug. 11 at 3 p.m. and Aug. Living Word DENOMINATIONAL ASBURY UNITED more information, call 352- 12-16 at 5:30 p.m. Guest Ministries located on 1401 COLDWATER BAPTIST CHURCH METHODIST CHURCH 3314. speakers are president Rev. Welch Street will host the 6558 Hwy 6 West • 354-1777 FREEDOM LIFE CHURCH 704 Fifth Street, Natchitoches, La Ocie Lee Charles Jr. and church’s 10-year anniver- Rev. Rickey Robertson New facility now open 318.35 2.2752 Sunday School 9:30 Located at 1530 Keyser Ave. Gigal Missionary vice president Rev. sary Aug. 11 at 2:30 p.m. R ev. Karli D. Pidgeon, Pastor Worship Service 10:30 Sundays at 10:30am Sunday School @ 9:30 a.m. Baptist Church will have William Sapp Jr. The guest speaker is Rev. Sunday Evening 6:00 Wednesdays at 6:30pm W orship Service @ 11:00 a.m. a Deacon Appreciation on Steven Harris Sr. of Wednesday Night 6:00 Contemporary praise & worship Inspiring messages Saturday, Aug. 17 at 6:30 Missionary Evelyn P. Abundant Life CRESTON BAPTIST CHURCH FIRST UNITED p.m. The special guest is Nash will give school sup- International. For more KidZone (ages 0-12) every service METHODIST CHURCH Sunday Bible Study – 10am 9th Hour Youth – Wednesday the St. Paul Male Choir plies to low-income fami- information, call 352-7733. Sunday Worship – 11am & 6pm 411 Second St. • 357-8296 6:30pm Pastor Doug deGraffenried and other choirs and lies Aug. 10 at 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Wednesday Prayer Svc & Meal – 6:30pm Hwy 9 & Hwy 156 (near Black Lake) 8:45 a.m. Worship (In Sanctuary) groups are welcome to at 432 Carver Ave. Rev. Earnest Green Rapides Pastor Turman Foundation Leach OtoASIS dispenseOF LOVE grant 9:30 a.m. Worship money (In Crossroads) attend. and Lighthouse 7681 Hwy 1 Bypass • 318-357-0487 9:30 a.m. SPLASH for kids Sunday 10:30 AM St. Mary Baptist Missionary Baptist EMMANUEL BAPTIST CHURCH 10:45 a.m. Worship (In Crossroads) Wednesday 6:00 PM TH TH Rev. James B. King Church Cane River in Church in Campti will 4473 Hwy 3278 • 352-4652 7 /12 Grade Youth Sundays Rev. John R. Elliott Preaching The Message Of The Cross 4:30 p.m. (Family Life Center) and the Mt. Pilgrim Natchitoches will have a host a homecoming ser- Sunday School 9:45 AM www.oasisoflovefellowship.org Club 345 Third Sunday 4:15p.m. Baptist Church will have a homecoming service Aug. vice Aug. 18 at 2:30 p.m. Children’s Church 11 A M for 3rd, 4th, 5th Graders prayer breakfast Aug. 10 at 11 at 9:30 a.m. The guest The guests are Rev. Robert Sunday Worship 11 AM & 6 PM RIVER COMMUNITY CHURCH Children’s Choir Wednesday Wednesday Night Services 7 PM 1110 College Ave • 318-238-3444 9 a.m. The guest will be speaker is the Rev. James White and New Mount 4:30 p.m. for Pre-K Pastor Ellis E. Newman 6:00 p.m. for K-1st Evangelist Sheterica Armstrong and guest Olive Baptist Church of FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Sunday @ 10:00 AM 6:30- p.m. for 2nd-5th Fields of St. Matthew musician is Bro. Cleve Coushatta. For more infor- First Baptist Church 508 Second Street Wednesday @ 6:30 PM Nursery: Infant thru 4 years 352-3737 Rev. Thomas Rush, Pastor Prayer:T uesday @ 7:00 PM Baptist Church of Boyce Ware. Sunday school will mation, call 476-3336. Morning Worship 9:30 AM www.fumcnla.org and Rev. Hamm. begin 8 a.m. and all is wel- Sunday School 11:00 AM Friendship Baptist Church comed to attend. For more Rev. Henry and Doris www.fbcnatchitoches.net FAITH FAMILY CHURCH Faith Christian Academy PRESBYTERIAN youth choir and New Zion information, call Markita Butler and O.W.E. 131 Sorgee Rd. • 318-357-1315 FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH FIRST PRESBYTERIAN Baptist Church will con- Hamilton at 318-527-6057. Ministries will host a Back OF ROBELINE Sunday @ 10:30 AM & 6:00 PM Youth Sunday @ 6:00 PM CHURCH PC (USA) duct the service. For more to School Bash Aug. 10 at 9 7739 Oak St. Robeline, La 114 Bienville & Hwy 1 S. • 352-3016 information, call 352-0105. Agape Love Center a.m. Guests are Rev. Robert Bro. Brian Ray • 472-1088 Wednesday @ 6:30 PM Sunday School 10:00 AM Adopt-A-Block Saturday Rev. Kathy Muder will host the 24-year pas- and Katherine Jackson of Sunday Worship: 11:00AM & 6:00PM @ 10:30 AM Sunday School: 9:45 AM Rev. James King Jr. toral anniversary of Rev. Heart After God Wednesday Prayer Service 6:30 PM Pastors Steve and Teri Ciaccio Sunday Worship: 11:00 AM and Mt. Pilgrim Baptist Johnnie Davis Sept. 8 at 9 Ministries and Rev. Henry “Where Friends Become Family” Potluck Dinner - 3rd Wednesday of Each Month at 6:15 PM Church of Clarence will a.m. and a climax service and Denise Calhoun of GRAND ECORE ROAD www.faithfamilynatchitoches.com BAPTIST CHURCH website: www.fpcnatchitoches.org have an usher anniversary will take place at 3 p.m. Kingdom Ministries. 1700 Washington St. “A Small Church A Large Family” Aug. 18 at 3 p.m. Rev. The guest speaker is Parents must be present Rev. Wayne Hicks PENTECOSTAL William Phillips and the Bishop Roderick Mitchell with children to receive Sunday School 9:45 AM EPISCOPAL New Morning Star Baptist from The New Life Church school items and must reg- Morning Worship Service 11:00 AM Sunday Bible Study 5:00 PM Church is the guest. For of Cleveland, Miss. For ister children for uniform Evening Worship Service 6:00 PM FOUNTAIN OF LIFE UNITED TRINITY EPISCOPAL CHURCH more information, call 352- more information, call 357- sizes. Registration begins Wednesday Prayer Service 6:00PM PENTECOSTAL CHURCH 533 Second St. • 352-3113 Sunday 9:30AM Sunday School 5295. 1823. July 22-26 from 9 a.m.- 4500 University Parkway HARMONY BAPTIST CHURCH Sunday 9:00AM The Holy Eucharist noon. O.W.E. Ministries 1580 Harmony Rd, Rev. Randy Olliff 352-6809 or 352-9065 Sunday 10:30AM The Holy Eucharist The Emanuel Chapel The City of Refuge will provide refreshments. Sunday School 10:00 AM Pastor James H. Whitehead Wed 5:15PM, The Holy Eucharist United Methodist Church will host Comedy For more information, call Morning Worship Service 11:00 AM Sunday Worship at Celebrated in the Parish Hall Church will host a church in the City Aug. 10 at 7 p.m. Dorcas Bernstine at 609- Evening Worship Service 5:30 PM 10:00 AM & 6:30 PM The Rev’d Catherine M. Thompson, Wednesday Prayer Service 6:30PM anniversary Aug. 11 at 3 This is a free event and the 2967. Youth Sunday 5:30 PM Rector J.A.M. (ages 4-10) Sunday 5:30 PM www.trinityparish.info OLD BETHEL BAPTIST CHURCH Wednesday Worship, Youth Service 504 Old Bethel Church Rd. and J.A.M. (ages 4-10) 7:00 PM CHURCH OF Natchitoches, LA • 472-9698 Come As You Are - Leave Different! CHRIST Rev. Danny Asbell • 471-2000 Let the following businesses know how much you Sunday School 9:45 AM NEW LIFE EVANGELISM LAKE STREET Worship 11:00 AM & 5:00 PM CHURCH OF CHRIST Wednesday Night Services 6:30 PM CENTER appreciate their sponsorship of CHURCH NEWS . 4819 Hwy 3278, Natchitoches, LA 1307 Lake St. • 352-6474 318-357-1911 • Rev. D.H. Bjornberg Sunday 9:00 AM Bible Study ST. MARY BAPTIST CHURCH 10:00 AM Morning Worship (CANE RIVER) Sunday 10:00AM & 6:00PM . 1451 Keyser Avenue, 318-352-2301 6:00 PM Evening Worship Return the favor. Offer them your patronage Monday Night Prayer 7:00 PM Wed. 7:00 PM Evening Service Ardonul Brinson, Pastor Wed. Night Bible Study 7:00PM Sunday School - 8:00 a.m. Worship Services - 9:30 a.m. Wed. Children’s Church 7:00PM FULL Wednesday Night Bible Study - 6 PM A Church Where “Old Things Are Passed Away And All Things Are GOSPEL TRINITY BAPTIST CHURCH Become New” 2 COR 5:17 Blanchard-St. Denis Funeral Home 527 Howard St. (Near Weaver Elem.) EL BETHEL FULL GOSPEL Bro. Joshua Currie HOUSE OF REFUGE, INC. 848 Keyser Ave. Bible Study 9:30 AM Sunday ROMAN 4198 Old River Road, Natchez, LA Worship 10:30AM & 6:00PM 318-658-5803 Wednesday Awana 5:45PM CATHOLIC Sunday School 9:45 AM Bible Study 6:00PM SundayWorship 11:00 AM HOLY CROSS Wednesday Bible Study 7:00 PM UNITED BAPTIST CHURCH CATHOLIC CHURCH This is a Church for All People M.F. Rutledge Plumbing OF CAMPTI 129 Second Street • 352-2615 7686 Hwy 9 Campti, LA • 476-3739 Father Jason Gootee Mike Honzell, Pastor DAILY MASS LUTHERAN M. F. Rutledge and Employees Sunday Bible Study 9:45AM Tues. & Wed. - 5:30 PM Sunday Morning Worship 11:00AM Sunday Evening Worship 6:00PM Thur. 2:00PM at CHRIST THE KING Wednesday Prayer Meeting 6:30PM Natchitoches Assisted Living LUTHERAN CHURCH Unitedbaptistcampti.com Friday 8:30AM Followed By 305 Royal St. at South Dr. The Stations Of The Cross 352-8708 Sunday School 9:00AM First Federal Bank of Louisiana WESTSIDE BAPTIST CHURCH Sunday Vigil on Saturday @ 4:00 PM Sunday Worship 10:15 AM 6834 Hwy 1 Bypass • 352-2383 Sunday Mass 11:00 AM & 5:00PM www.CelebratingJesus.net Officers, Directors and Staff Bro. Bill Hudson, Pastor Sunday School 9:45 AM F or more information on how your church can be listed in our church directory Worship Service 8:30 & 11:00 AM or to make changes to your current listing, please call The Natchitoches Times Sunday and Wednesday 6:30 PM at 318-352-3618 or email: [email protected] 6B THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013

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Michael Capuano, D-Mass., ranking Democrat Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and sustains the Mac, the government-controlled mortgage “It will mean higher mortgage on the House Financial Services subcommit- 30-year fixed rate mortgage - all goals the pres- guarantee giants that were rescued by a $187 rates,” said Mark Zandi, chief tee on housing and insur- ident today says he supports.” billion taxpayer bailout during the financial economist at Moody’s ance. “The real question Hensarling’s bill recently cleared his com- crisis. Analytics. “The question is is, do we reform it or mittee without any Democratic votes and is Borrowers would probably end up paying how much higher.” kill it the way expected to get a House vote in the next few slightly higher mortgage rates under House Typical borrowers Housemonths. and Senate bills that would phase out Fannie could pay about $75 Republicans want Housing advocates warn that if the govern- and Freddie over five years and shrink the per month in extra to.” ment’s role is scaled back too far, mortgages government’s huge role in guaranteeing mort- interest pay- Rep. Maxine could be pushed out of reach for people with gage securities. Fannie and Freddie teetered ments, about Waters, D-Calif., lower credit scores and smaller savings for under a crush of massive losses on risky half a per- the ranking down payments. mortgages before being bailed out. centage Democrat They say 30-year fixed-rate mortgages, long The House Republican bill would virtually point, on on the a staple of the housing market, could become privatize the mortgage market. The Senate’s an average Financial harder to find and more expensive for borrow- bipartisan plan envisions a continued but mortgage Services ers with modest incomes because lenders more limited government role in insuring under the Committee, said would be less willing to offer such longer-term mortgage securities. Supporters say that Senate propos- the vast majority loans without government guarantees. would keep mortgages available and afford- al, Zandi esti- of housing indus- “Those people are now going to be locked able. mated, and try groups such out of the system or many will end up paying Congressional efforts to overhaul the about $135 more as real estate a premium because of these changes,” said nation’s mortgage finance system got a boost under the House agents, John Taylor, chief executive of the National Tuesday from President Barack Obama’s call plan. That’s on mortgage Community Reinvestment Coalition, a hous- for changes that are generally in line with the a conform- bankers ing advocacy group. Senate’s bipartisan plan. ing loan of and home- Fannie and Freddie own or guarantee near- “For too long these companies were allowed about builders ly half of all U.S. mortgages and 90 percent of to make huge profits buying mortgages, know- $200,000 support new ones. They buy mortgages from lenders, ing that if their bets went bad, taxpayers with the keeping a package them as bonds, guarantee them would be left holding the bag. It was ‘heads we borrower pro- government against default and sell them to investors. win, tails you lose,’ and it was wrong,” Obama viding a 20 percent role insuring That helps banks get rid of risk from their bal- said. “The good news is right now there’s a down payment. mortgage securi- ance sheets, freeing up more money to lend. bipartisan group of senators working to end “You have to assume that almost in any ties. During the financial crisis, as house prices Fannie and Freddie as we know them. And I future model being drafted, loans will be more House Republicans, led by the chairman of tanked and foreclosures surged, the govern- support these kinds of reform efforts.” expensive,” said David Stevens, CEO of the the House Financial Services Committee, Rep. ment rescued Fannie and Freddie from a The idea behind both plans is to shift more Mortgage Bankers Association and a former Jeb Hensarling, R-Texas, say their bill to vast- flood of defaults on risky loans the agencies Obama administration housing official. ly reduce the government’s involvement in the had guaranteed, many aimed at providing Most Democrats tend to favor a continued mortgage finance system will be a boon to affordable housing for lower-income borrow- AGENT ALWAYS ON CALL! government role backstopping the mortgage consumers, spurring competition and innova- ers. 760 FRONT STREET market because they say it stabilizes the hous- tion in the private sector and giving borrow- Like many banks, the two companies had Natchitoches, LA ing market. 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It has an area where Chris Snee said he had never “That song gets stuck in ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) – is their jobs,” said Jane television announcers hone EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. seen Eli rap. your head all day. They are Bodies crashing to the ground Geddes, WWE senior vice their craft, a studio where (AP) – Jay Z and 50 Cent had “I’ve never heard Eli sing kind of just going around and being slung against the president of talent and devel- wrestlers practice television better watch out. The rap period,” the offensive lineman signing the song every once a springy ropes of the ring. The opment. promos, as well as lockers, world has a couple of wigged- said. “When he controls the while.” slapping of skin as hulking Geddes said the WWE built weight rooms and rehabilita- out new stars – E-Z and $17.5- radio it’s usually country or Cornerback Aaron Ross men and women grapple and the center envisioning a place tion facilities that are NFL Mil. something nobody really had just viewed the video and hurl blows at one another. The where up-and-comers could and NBA caliber. Haven’t heard of them? wants to listen to besides thought it was funny. clink of free weights and the train alongside established In many ways, developing Well, they’re known better on him.” “That’s classic Eli,” Ross roar of broadcasters practic- professionals. wrestling characters is just as the football field. Punter Steve Weatherford said. “He surprises you all the ing to get it just right for the WWE is the major leagues important as physical skill, as Quarterbacks and Super called the performance “awe- time, so it’s classic Eli, Easy cameras. of pro wrestling, with a half- big, over-the-top personas like Bowl MVPs Eli and Peyton some,” adding that players are E.” Welcome to World billion dollars in annual rev- Hulk Hogan and Dwayne “The Manning burst onto the music walking in the team’s head- Ross even admitted singing Wrestling Entertainment’s enue. Traditionally, it has Rock” Johnson are what sell scene this week with a three- quarters humming the lyrics. the tune walking into the lock- Performance Center, a $2.5 been a magnet for young tal- the sport. minute rap videotape in “Everybody. Everybody,” er room Wednesday. million, 26,000-square foot ent from smaller, independent Everything the wrestlers do which they promote “Football said Weatherford, who added “What is it? Get down on facility that opened last wrestling operations. But at the facility, from their devel- On Your Phone” for DirectTV. most people don’t realize how your phone?” month, replacing a much those minor leagues are dwin- opment in the ring and in The commercial starts out funny the usually dry Eli Well, it had something to do smaller and antiquated facili- dling, and while the WWE front of the camera during with the Mannings sitting in Manning can be. “It’s not get- with a phone. ty in Tampa. It’s both a gradu- does still hold some open try- promo sessions, can be sent barber chairs, wearing wigs ting annoying yet. I don’t The good news for Jay Z ate school of sorts for the outs, the performance center electronically back to WWE that mimicked hair styles of assume it will for at least a and 50 Cent is that Eli isn’t WWE’s next generation of tal- will be its main training headquarters in Stamford, the ‘60s and ‘70s. Eli has a week.” looking for another gig. ent and a training and rehabil- ground for developing talent. Conn. frizzy, curly-haired mop and The best line of the video “No. I think I will stay with itation center for its top-tier “This is where it starts for There’s no set period for Peyton wore a straight, long- for Weatherford was when Eli my day job and keep playing pro wrestlers, called professional wrestlers now how long a wrestler will spend hair wig worthy of any rocker. Manning jumps through a life- football for long as possible,” “Superstars” and “Divas.” and this is where it will end – at the performance center “Peyton and I had fun doing sized picture of telephone he said. “A one and done. A “Most kids grow up and at in a good way – as they look to before moving up to the big the skit,” Eli said Wednesday inventor Alexander Graham one-hit wonder probably.” least at some point in their move up to our main roster,” time, but at the new training before practice. “Obviously Bell, and Peyton asks what With the Denver Broncos lives want to be a fireman or a Geddes said. “The timing was hub, wrestlers like Woods and (we) got a lot of laughs togeth- would Bell think about some- scheduled to play a preseason cop. I’ve always wanted to be a perfect for us to be able to Graves are confident they have er just every time we would one watching football on their game at San Francisco on pro wrestler since I was a lit- move to the next level and cre- what they need to succeed. kind of look at each other and phone. Thursday, Peyton Manning tle kid,” said 29-year-old Corey ate a facility like this.” “Everything is right at our wonder what we were doing.” “Who cares?” Eli responds. was not available for comment Graves, one of 75 aspiring Those who succeed will fingertips,” Graves said. “You The brothers filmed the “The dude is dead.” on Wednesday. wrestlers based at the center. advance to WWE’s “Raw” and can actually feel a part of the humorous commercial in one Eli Manning was amazed by Broncos executive vice The largest part of the facil- “Smackdown” television big machine, which is really day in their native New the popularity of the music. president John Elway saw the ity is a vast space featuring broadcasts, as well as to pay- cool, because it can get frus- Orleans, extolling the value of “I guess the song is a little video and enjoyed the seven wrestling rings that per-view shows, like trating when you think you’re watching football games on a catchy. A few guys going to the Manning’s performance. makes the new Orlando facili- “WrestleMania.” In the mean- on your own. But now it’s like, phone, joking at one point that cafeteria line and they don’t “Great video,” said Elway, ty the largest training facility time, they split training time you’re in it.” someone was actually using even know I am behind them who will pay Peyton Manning WWE has ever built. with appearances in WWE’s –––– his phone as a phone. and they are humming the $17.5 million to guide Denver’s Wrestler Xavier Woods, 26, weekly “NXT” shows, which Follow Kyle Hightower on Of course, Eli Manning’s song or the words,” said Eli offense this season. “But I will said it’s the kind of environ- are filmed live in front of a Twitter at www.twitter.com/ teammates were on him Manning, who said he hasn’t tell him today to stick to his ment he always hoped to train crowd of 500 at nearby Full khightower . Wednesday at the Giants’ been asked for a live perfor- day job.” in. Sail University, a school with “When I first started, the a heavy emphasis on enter- guy that was training us rent- tainment production. The ed out the back of a storage one-hour shows are broadcast unit, just a tight little space in 100 countries. Hey, with bugs and everything. It While the performance cen- was like the lowest-level thing ter is mainly occupied by its you could do,” Woods said. “So “NXT” talent going through to be in a place like this ... it’s training, one of WWE’s literally unreal.” biggest stars, Paul “Big readers Aspiring wrestlers current- Show” Wight, was there ly in training range from for- recently to rehab from hip mer NFL players and surgery. The Natchitoches Times Olympians to a former beauty WWE’s old Tampa facility pageant contestant. They had only three wrestling rings signed contracts allowing and was located in a ware- is now published on Barbie celebrated Mardi Gras-style Thursdays & weekends. STACEY PLAISANCE “I grew up with Barbie,” Associated Press said Bjorklund, who got her first Tahitian swirl Barbie NEW ORLEANS (AP) – when she was 4. Now 51, The TV guide is back Wearing a purple, green and Bjorklund owns about 2,000 gold dress with a plunging dolls. “My first one is still my neckline and full skirt fes- favorite. My brother did cut tooned in colorful Carnival her hair when I was about 6 masks, Barbie has arrived in years old, but she’s still my New Orleans. favorite Barbie.” 48¢ /issue The famous doll posed for The convention’s exhibit Only pictures at Cafe du Monde, on space is full of vintage and a cemetery tour, in Jackson modern Barbie dolls dressed when you subscribe Square by St. Louis Cathedral in various swimwear and fash- and with beads around her ions. neck at a parade. The pictures The 50-plus-year-old Barbie are on display at the 2013 doll, which stands 11.5-inches National Barbie Doll tall and has been everything Collectors Convention, which from an astronaut to a opened with a Mardi Gras- NASCAR race car driver, is Expanded Coverage themed reception Wednesday one of the best-known toys of night and continues through all time with collectors and Saturday. fans across the globe. Barbie The event has brought hun- can sell for as little as $10 at dreds of Barbie doll fans and Wal-Mart or for thousands at collectors from across the U.S. auction. to the city for festivities that “My passion runs deep,” include Barbie auctions, said Sandi Holder, a longtime Delivered to your home workshops and a fashion collector who said she once show. paid $27,000 for a first-edition “It’s just something about doll. Barbie and visiting with all The Barbie line was the other people who have a launched in 1959 by the toy love of Barbie like we do,” manufacturing company, said Sherry Bjorklund, a col- Mattel, Inc. MORE PAGES lector from Estelline, S.D., “Barbie is everything,” who enjoys traveling to Barbie Holder said. “Barbie can be conventions with her friends. anything. She’s had so many Bjorklund and two friends, careers. She’s even run for all middle-aged, giggled as president.” they swapped Barbie stories While attendance to the con- Daily crosswords, bridge, & cryptoquip available online in their pink and black Barbie vention was limited to 800 par- T-shirts with pink Barbie- ticipants, the display area was themed Mardi Gras beads scheduled to be open to the F Freeree ononllineine editionedition aaccccessess whwhenen yyouou susubbssccriribbee hanging around their necks. general public on Saturday. 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Phone 481- including washer & dryer, refrigerator, carport. bath, Huge master closet, Pets ture, home decor, 4603 or 352-9192. MOBILE HOMES start- HOME FOR SALE 536 $600 a month. 318-332- $850/month; deposit CA/CH, nice neighbor- ing at $29,940!!! WOW! required. Phone 332-1368. power/hand/garden tools, JOHNSON’S PAINTING ELIZABETH STREET 2426 hood. Cheap utilities. FOR SALE Male Pygmy This home will sell fast. 3 CHARMING 3 BED- FOR LEASE!! Excellent landlord. Pets brand name clothes, jewel- & REMODELING 3 BR 2 BATH excellent Corner of Goats $40. Call 354-0001 ry, electronics/lighting, Painting, carpentry & pres- bed, 2 bath, large closets. ROOM, 1.5 BATH HOME Texas St. & Hwy. 1, possible. $750/month, Call today.(318)752-8242 WITH 1,621 SQUARE condition, 185 Yvonne $750/deposit. No Housing. games/toys, Kitchenware sure cleaning. 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OFFICE 318- her favorite scriptures are: 471-3581 or 238-2081. fenced in backyard. $850 a more info 318.602.0426 DERMATOLOGY & Tanks, shelves, Kennels, $24,900. Large bedrooms, 354-1200. 1. It is more blessed to give STAN’S LAWN SER- walk in closets. Lots of month, $850 deposit. We FOR RENT: SKIN SURGERY CLIN- Food supplies, etc. 230 Pavie IC than to receive, Acts 20;35 VICE cabinet space in the For Rent mow the grass. Call 318- Street, $750 per month, in Natchitoches looking GARAGE SALE at 262 Call for free esti- 2. For God loveth a mate & leave message; kitchen! Get started now 352-4763, 452-5736 $750 deposit, limit 3 peo- for an LPN. Position is Eight Mile Loop, Saturday, 1 BR, 1 BATH cheereful giver, II 318-332-8454 or 318-356- (318) 752-8245 appliances 3 BR, 2 BATH Excellent ple, 3 BR, 2 Bath, living Full-Time, Monday-Friday August 10, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. Corithians 9:7; 0188. GUARANTEED BEST furnished, $550 a month, condition, close to NSU, room, dining room, from 8 to 5. Please send Knives, tires, furniture, water & electric paid. Call resume to 201 4th St, Box 3. He that giveth unto the WE BUY price’s on your new home. $650 a month. Call 652- kitchen, w/d connection, working used 601-488-6233, 318-332- 30127, Alexandria, La. poor shall not lack. dishware, electronics & We have the best selection 0604 central A/C, security sys- appliances. Call 527-9362 0729 71301 or fax to 318-449- Proverbs 28:27. much more. of 3,4, 5 and 6 bedroom tem. No pets. Contact STEVE’S WASHERS 3 BR, 2 BATH 1461 MULTI-FAMILY homes. Open floor plans, 1, 2, 3 & 4 BEDROOM Nettles Brown, 357-1520 Misc. 352-7773. We now repair RENTALS. Student Manufactured Home, $700 DOZER OPERATOR, GARAGE SALE Friday, lots of cabinets and large a month, 2 BR, 2 Bath, HISTORIC DISTRICT front load washers & dry- rooms. Call now! We guar- friendly. Walk to NSU. Trackhoe Operator and LA. H.S. DIPLOMA Aug. 9 & Saturday, Aug. ers. 15 years experience. Manufactured Home $600 remodeled apartments 10th, 7am - 5pm, 1957 antee the best price on your Call 352-9932 for avail- Mechanic. Experience State Approved P.S. We want your old ability. Leave detailed a month, both in city limits. within walking distance to Hwy. 117, Provencal. new home. We are the needed. Call 318-472- Home Study appliances. message. Call 318-773-1128 downtown & NSU. Sweets Events Building. largest retailer in the coun- 8586 from 12:00 P.M. to Monthly Tuition $80.00 Auto try. Call Now 800-201- 126 MICHELLE DRIVE, 3BR, 2 BATH TRAILER Inexpensive utilities. Call 4:00 P.M. M-F Gr. 6-12/Ages 13 to 18 SATURDAY AUGUST 6966 MOD’s available) on Clarence Drive. 352-6267 Payne Subd - 3BR/1.5BA, LPN AND RN, FULL 866-766-0420 10, 1444 Hwy 494, $650/deposit, $650/month. HOUSE AT 716 FOR SALE OR TRADE brick CA/CH, $625 rent, TIME OR PART TIME. Natchitoches, 6 - until. Real Estate Call 318-652-0183 or 318- LAFAYETTE 1988 Ford Bronco II, 4x4. $625 deposit. Call 352- for rent, 3 Apply in Administrative Motorcycles Formal dresses, clothes, 581-0972. Lots of new stuff, engine, 205 KELLY 1020. BR. Phone Bryan Condet Office at Causey’s miscellaneous items, art Newly reno- 2004 HONDA VTX 1300 tires, etc. Will trade for vated, this brick home has 1554 TEXAS STREET - APARTMENTS FOR 332-1302. Pharmacy 407 Bienville St. decor, leather sofa. Come 31,000 miles. Windshield, side-by-side ATV of equal 1,371 square feet with 4 washer, dryer, dishwasher, RENT 1 BR, $450 a IN ROBELINE Natchitoches, Resume check it out. 2BR, 1 lights, saddle bags, pipes, value. Call 318-646-2274, bedrooms and 2 baths. covered carport, pool, month, Efficiency $400 a required. leave message if no bath house with office, on corbin seat. Great shape Priced at only $110,000. whirlpool and sauna, month, water, sewage & large lot, $600/rent, MEDICAL OFFICE Land answer. $850/rent , $850/deposit. cable paid, $250 deposit. $4,700. Call Ernie 652- Let us show you how to $400/deposit. Call 318- PERSONNEL Immediate 2004 NISSAN ARMADA Available August 1st. Call No pets. Call 318-527- 0589. FOR SALE buy this home with only 663-3357. opening for Full Time 1 Acre Lot on SE, 113,000 miles. Good 318 -452-5736 or 352- 9709, 318-527-9248. No Sibley Lake, Peninsula $500. Call Bobby Position Must have good Schools/instructions condition. $10,400 obo. 1048. calls after 9 p.m. LIKE NEW 2 Br, 1 Bath Drive, $48,000. 318-560- McIntosh, Broker/Owner communication & comput- 352-9927 or 318-417-1125. of Realty USA, Inc. today 1601 WESTCOURT ATTENTION COL- Townhouse, Keyser ENROLL NOW 4987 Avenue past Walmart. er skills. Experience in Learn a at 318-354-1200. View DRIVE - 2BR/1BA, brick, LEGE STUDENTS & SALINE LAKE WINN- Mobile Homes Washer, dryer hookups, medical billing & knowl- skill for a lifetime with photos at www.realty- CA/CH, $675 rent, $675 Single Adults. Rooms for FIELD Lake Front Lots stove, dishwasher, nice, edge of e-MD’s Practice Jackson Hewitt Tax DO YOU OWN LAND usa.net. deposit. Call 352-1020. rent, furnished and all bills Management system a $12,500 plus. Call (318) or $695 a month, $595 Service. Classes starting FOR SALE 2 BR, 1 Bath 169 BLANCHARD RD paid, including cable. No plus. Fax resume’ to 318- soon in Alexandria, 631-3665 or (318) 797- have family land? Zero - deposit. Call 318-623-2047 0447. down w.a.c., Land house, 203 Douglas Road, Lot # 14 - 3BR/2BA, pets. $450 a month, $250 352-6803 or mail to Family Marksville and improvements included, 900 sq. ft., 1 acre of land. CA/CH, 16 x 80 mobile deposit. 318-527-9709, MOBILE HOMES For Doctors of Natchitoches, Natchitoches. Call 318 For Sale Call Now 318-356-7045 $81.5K. Call Ron 318-792- home in excellent condi- 318-527-9248. No calls rent. 2 & 3 Bedrooms. 615 Bienville Street, 442-2611 or 800 234-1040 BEEN TURNED 5953 tion. $675 rent, $675 after 9 p.m. Call 352-1410 Natchitoches, La. 71457 for a class near you. deposit. Call 352-1020. DRYER/WASHER, DOWN? We Can HELP!!! FOR SALE 2325 Hwy. 6, Kenmore, $50. 3 pc. light 2nd Chance Financing 3 BR, 2 Bath, excellent 3 BR, 2 BATH Excellent Superior Forestry Service, Inc., Tilly, AR, is now hir- RN- OB/NURSEY HOUSES brown regular bedroom set, Available!!! New & Used condition, $130,000, new condition, close to NSU, ing 250 temporary Forest & Conservation Workers to work in various counties in AR, AL, LA, MO, MS, EXPER PREFERRED $60. Refrigerator, good Mobile Homes 318-356- on the market. Call 332- $650 a month. Call 652- 7P-7A FT FOR RENT condition, white, $75. 0683 0604 OK, TN, & TX from 11/15/2013 to 8/18/2014. Manual 9866 itinerant work hand tree seedling planting and pre-com- Wheel chair for a large per- ABANDONED DOUBLE mercial thinning to reforest and maintain timberlands. NURSE 128 CASPARI ST. son, $150 w/cushion. WIDE Like New, Must Requires physical stamina. Work is in adverse weather. PRACTITIONER- ER NATCHITOCHES. Romote bed king size Sell Fast!!! Financing Must lift and carry 50 lbs. Extensive walking over Walk to School $100. 98’ F150 2 door Available! Call 318-238- DRIVERS NEEDED rough terrain. Drug testing may be conducted through- RN NURSE MANAGER 3 bedroom, 1 ½ out the employment period at no cost to the worker. No truck, $2,000 or best offer. 6898 ER 663-4452 IMMEDIATELY education or experience required. Overnight travel re- baths. $600 a month, 5/3 DOUBLE WIDE quired. Workers must arrive at first job site at own ex- $600 deposit. One STORAGE BUILDING Local U.S. Mail Routes from REPO on 2 Acres. Alexandria to surrounding cities. pense. Workers pay own room and board. Non-local RN-ICU PER DEIM year lease. No pets, 12 X 30 well insulated, air Financing Available! 318- employees are reimbursed the reasonable costs incurred 3P-11P 24HR-WK no smoking. Call CDL- Class A or B with 3+ yrs exp., & heat, Hwy. 9 Campti. 238-6898 for inbound transportation to the first worksite in the 337-654-4338. Can be seen between 1 - 5 TIRED OF RENTING? Clean 5 year MVR. Great Pay. first work week. Optional transportation provided to PARAMEDIC FT/PT p.m. 315-0475, 315-0757 worksites from a central location at a cost of $35.00 per EZ QUALIFYING HOME Call 904-217-8061, fax 904-824-6806 week per worker. Workers will be charged for damaged, EM-BASIC FT/PD 386 MONROE DRIVE TRAILER 4 X 8, treated LOANS. Get Your New Or email [email protected] destroyed, and/or unreturned tools/safety gear. Elected NATCHITOCHES floor, removable gate, like Home TODAY!!! 318-356- daily transportation and charges for damaged, destroyed OB TECH Quiet, Relaxing En- new, $600. 318-332-5022 9868 or unreturned tools and/or safety gear, if applicable, will 3P-11P MWTH vironment be payroll deducted to the extent that the deductions 2 bedroom, 1 bath FULL TIME TELLER NEEDED would not result in the employee making less than CNA LONG TERM CARE cottage. FOR A MONTGOMERY BRANCH, $7.25 per hour. Overtime may be offered and, if 11P-7A EVERY OTHER JOB OPENING worked, will be paid at time and one half the regular WKEND $700 a month, $700 Southeast Louisiana Area Health Education Center COMPETITIVE PAY WITH BENEFITS. 40 HRS hourly rate. Employer provides all tools and safety gear deposit. No pets, no at no cost. Employer provides transportation between (Fri.,Sat.,Sun.) (SELAHEC) in collaboration with the LA Office of Public PER WEEK, PAID VACATION AND HOLIDAYS. smoking. Call 337- LOOKING TO HIRE 1 PERSON IMMEDIATELY! worksites. Equal Opportunity Employer. Production 7A-3P Every Sat. Health has openings for Nurse Home Visitors and an standard of 2000 trees correctly planted per 8 hour day 654-4338. Administrative Assistant for the Nurse-Family Partner- 2 years’ experience preferred. Ability to float after one week of training. Employer may pay piece MENTAL HEALTH to other branches is a must. rates of $15.00 - $45.00 per 1000 tree seedlings planted TECH 115 CARMANE ship program in Natchitoches Parish. NFP model train- correctly, or prevailing wage in the area of intended em- 7P-7A FT ROAD ing and certification required for all staff upon hire. NFP Apply in person at or send your resume to: ployment, whichever is higher. Hourly wages range NATCHITOCHES from $10.50 to $12.96, depending on location of work. PREFERRED WORK model training required for staff upon hire. See Bank of Montgomery 8 hrs M-F (8:00 AM to 5:00 PM); 40hrs/wk. Severe WITH ELDERLY Oak Grove-Close to https://sites.google.com/site/lamiechv13/ OR contact PO BOX 7294, Natchitoches, LA 71457. weather may affect the number of available hours dur- Landing 4 bedroom, ing a work week. Weekend work may be required. Apply at 2 bath, 2 dens. $900 SELAHEC HR Manager, Pamela Lamonte atpamela.la- Phone Number: 318-352-3060 ext. 229. Workers who hold or obtain a MSPA certificate with www.natchitocheshospital.org per month, $900 de- [email protected] (985-345-1119) for detailed job de- Email your resume to: btilley@bankmont- driving authorization may transport workers and may (318)214-4558 posit. No pets, no be offered additional work hours. Fax, email, or mail scriptions/qualifications/ application. gomery.com Fax your resume to: 318-352- resumes to (870) 496-2388, personnel@superior- smoking. Call 337- 3068. forestry.com, P.O. Box 25, Tilly, AR 72679. EOE M/V/D 654-4338. Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES 9B

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by E.J. Giering, III, P.L.S., SHERIFF'S OFFICE Landing Subdivision, Unit #1, SEALED BID PROPOSALS Edd Lee HHI; dated August 26, 1983, VICTOR E. JONES, JR., recorded at Conveyance Book WILL BE RECEIVED DIRECTOR OF PURCHAS- BREAUNNA BRAXTON thence N 89 deg 54' 00"E, a SHERIFF 393, Page 826, Natchitoches UNTIL 4PM, August 26, ING 1-29 HHI distance of 1362.10 feet to a #359-13 7/13 & 8/10 Parish, Louisiana. 2013 AT THE OFFICE OF (318) 357-3824 #451-13 8/10 Public point being the point of *** EDD LEE, DIRECTOR OF #423-13b 7/27 & 8/3, 10, 17, *** beginning; thence 89 deg 54' The Municipal address for PURCHASING, 1400 24 00" a distance of 250.00 feet SHERIFF'S SALE this parcel is 1170 Fish SABINE STREET, NATCHI- *** NOTICE TO BIDDERS to a point; thence S43 deg Hatchery Rd., Natchitoches, TOCHES, LA 71457. 13'00" E a distance of 47.70 SUNTRUST MORTGAGE, LA 71457. WHEREABOUTS Sealed bids will be received feet to a point, thence S 46 INC. FOR ADDITIONAL INFOR- NOTICE for Northwestern State deg 47' 00" W a distance of Versus No. 86183B ANYONE PURCHASING MATION CONTACT THE University by the NSU 10.00 feet to a point; thence S BRYAN KEVIN BOX & PROPERTY AT SHER- FOLLOWING: Anyone knowing the where- Purchasing Office, Room Notices 43 deg 11' 28" E a distance of HOLLY S. BOX IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN abouts of anyone who may be 104, St. Denis Hall, 219.86 feet to a point; thence UNTIL 2:00 P.M. ON SALE You may bid online by log- a legal heir of Christopher Northwestern State S 46 deg 34'47" W a distance 10TH JUDICIAL DAY TO PAY THE FULL ging into: Dale Robinson, please Notify University, Natchitoches, www.publicnoticeads.com/LA of 199.6S feet to a point, DISTRICT COURT PURCHASE AMOUNT BY www.bidexpress.com James R. Close @ (318) 352- Louisiana 71497 until 2:00 thence N 34 deg 21'45" W a PARISH OF CERTIFIED FUNDS. 5880 or at P.O. Box 967, P.M, Thurs. September 5th DEADLINE NOTICE Office, Natchitoches, distance of 283.81 feet to a NATCHITOCHES BECAUSE FUNDS ARE For any questions about using Natchitoches, LA 71457 2013 All persons or organizations Louisiana, between the legal point; thence S 54 deg 01' 54" STATE OF LOUISIANA DUE AND PAYABLE BY the site please call the help #446-13 8/8, 10 placing legal advertisements, sale hours commencing at W a distance of 36.57 feet to 2:00 P.M. ON SALE DAY, number 888-352-BIDX *** A Mandatory Pre-Bid notices, minutes, etc., are 10:00 A.M. on WEDNES- a point; thence N 35 deg Notice is hereby given that by ANYONE INTERESTED (2439) Conference will be held at the hereby notified that deadlines DAY, ***August 14, 52'34" W a distance of 155.37 virtue of a Writ of Seizure IN BIDDING MUST SUB- PUBLIC NOTICE NSU Facility Services for getting the material to the 2013***, the following feet to a point being the point and Sale issued in the herein- MIT A "LETTER OF Edd Lee Complex, 998 South Jefferson Natchitoches Times for pub- described property, to wit: of beginning. above entitled and numbered CREDIT" FROM THEIR DIRECTOR OF PURCHAS- Chevrolet VIN# St., Natchitoches, La 71457 lication are as follows: for Being the same property cause I have seized and taken FINANCIAL INSTITU- ING 136379K429519 is stored at on Tuesday, August 27, 2013 the THURSDAY paper the IMMOVABLE PROPERTY acquired by Schindler’s into my possession and will TION TO CHAD NELSON (318) 357-3824 Wholesale Unlimited, 172 @2:00pm notice must be in the Times A certain piece or portion of Family, L.L.C from P. and N., offer for sale and sell for cash, AT THE SHERIFF'S #423-13a 7/27, 8/3, 10, 17, Brickyard Rd, Natchitoches, office BEFORE 4:00 p.m. ground, together with all of Inc, by sale of Property dated ***WITHOUT*** appraise- OFFICE PRIOR TO THE 24 LA 71457. If all current SEALED BID #7467— Monday, and for the WEEK- the buildings and improve- March 17, 2000 and recorded ment, to the last and highest SALE. *** charges are not paid and vehi- Replacement of Boiler at END paper, the material must ments thereon, situated in the as book 545, Page 561, in the bidder, at public auction, at cle claimed by owner by NSU Student Union be in the Times office Parish of NATCHITOCHES, official records of Parish of the NATCHITOCHES NATCHITOCHES PARISH BID INVITATION 08/26/2013 a Permit to Sell or BEFORE 4:00 P.M. on State of Louisiana, more fully Natchitoches, State of PARISH COURTHOUSE, SHERIFF'S OFFICE Dismantle may be obtained. Specifications may be Wednesday. described as follows: LOT Louisiana. 200 Church Street, on the VICTOR E. JONES, JR., DATE: July 22, 2013 #449-13 8/8, 10 obtained from the above TWO (2), as shown on plat of MOVABLE PROPERTY First Floor in the hallway just SHERIFF *** address or by e-mailing your PUBLIC NOTICES FOR survey of the WESTWOOD a.all Accounts Receivables; outside the doorway of the #373-13 7/13 & 8/10 FROM: company name and address to 8/10/13 ESTATES 1-49 COMMER- b. all General Intangibles; c. Sheriff's Department Civil *** City of Natchitoches Notice of Public Sale [email protected] and request- CIAL LOTS, which plat is all Inventory; d. all Office, Natchitoches, Purchasing Department ing a bid package. Bids will SHERIFF'S SALE dated August 10, 1992, and Furniture, Fixtures and Louisiana, between the legal NOTICE OF TIMBER 1400 Sabine Street Pursuant to, Chapter 9, 4758 not be accepted after hour and was prepared by Jack E. Equipment; and e. any and sale hours commencing at SALE Natchitoches, LA 71457 Privilege and 4759, the aban- date specified and will be SUMMITBRIDGE Farmer, Professional Land all substitutions, renewals, 10:00 A.M. on WEDNES- doned goods stored under the publicly opened at the hour CREDIT INVESTMENTS Surveyor, and which plat is improvements, replacements, DAY, ***August 14, The Natchitoches Parish BID NO. 0541 listed names at Manning Mini specified in the Business IV, LLC filed for record in additions and proceeds of the 2013***, the following School Board is requesting Storage will be sold to satisfy Affairs - Purchasing Section, Versus No. 85993A Natchitoches Parish, above, including without lim- described property, to wit: bids on 329 acres of marked BID TITLE: a landlord’s lien. Sales will St. Denis Hall, Northwestern SCHINDLER'S FAMILY, Louisiana, under Registry itation proceeds of insurance pine and hardwood timber. Potassium Permanganate – begin at 10:00am on August State University, L.L.C. Number 192274, and in Map policies; (collectively, the That certain lot or parcel of Bid date is 2:00 p.m. on Water Treatment Plant 24th, 2013 at 1516 Keyser Natchitoches, Louisiana. The Slide 334B, which land is "Movable Property"). ground, together with all August 13, 2013. Call Ron SEALED Ave 1017 St. Maurice Lane right is reserved to reject any 10TH JUDICIAL located in Section 40, buildings and improvements Prewitt @ 318-471-2522 to BID PROPOSALS WILL BE and 1100-A Keyser Ave. and all bids and to waive any DISTRICT COURT Township 9 North, Range 8 ANYONE PURCHASING located thereon, situated in receive sale prospectus. RECEIVED UNTIL 4PM, Natchitoches, La 71457. informalities. PARISH OF West, Natchitoches Parish, PROPERTY AT SHER- Section 107, Township 9 #408-13 7/20, 25, 27, 8/1,3, August 26, 2013 AT THE Goods will be sold for cash to NATCHITOCHES Louisiana, and reference is IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN North, Range 7 West, 8,10 OFFICE OF EDD LEE, the highest bidder. Seller Evidence of authority to sub- STATE OF LOUISIANA made to the above described UNTIL 2:00 P . M. ON Natchitoches Parish, *** DIRECTOR OF PURCHAS- reserves the right to refuse mit the bid shall be required plat. SALE DAY TO PAY THE Louisiana, more particularly ING, 1400 SABINE any bid and or withdraw any in accordance with Notice is hereby According to the survey of FULL PURCHASE described as follows, to-wit: BID INVITATION STREET, NATCHITOCHES, item or items from the sale. R.S.38:2212(a)(1)(c) and/or given that by virtue of a Writ Glen L. Cannon, P. L. S., AMOUNT BY CERTIFIED LA 71457. R.S.39:1594(C)(2)(d). of Seizure and Sale issued in dated March 2, 2000, a copy FUNDS. BECAUSE LOT ONE (1) OF PRUD- DATE: July 22, 2013 DENNIS BAKER 3-033 the hereinabove entitled and of which is attached to a Sale FUNDS ARE DUE AND HOMME'S LANDING SUB- FOR ADDITIONAL INFOR- HHI; DALE MARTIN numbered cause I have seized of Property by P. and N., Inc. PAYABLE BY 2: 00 P . M. DIVISION, UNIT NO.1, as FROM: MATION CONTACT THE ANNA RACHAL 3-071 DIRECTOR OF PURCHAS- and taken into my possession to Schindler's Family, LLC, ON SALE DAY, ANYONE same is shown on a plat of City of Natchitoches FOLLOWING: WASHER & DRYER, ING and will offer for sale and sell dated March 17, 2000, INTERESTED IN BID- survey by E. J. Giering, III, Purchasing Department HUTCH; CARL JONES for cash, ***WITHOUT*** recorded as Book 545, Page DING MUST SUBMIT A R.S., dated February 22, 1400 Sabine Street You may bid online by log- KIM MARTIN 2-126 VICE PRESIDENT OF appraisement, to the last and 561, said Lot 2 of Westwood "LETTER OF CREDIT" 1984, recorded at Map Slide Natchitoches, LA 71457 ging into: BASEBALL CRDS; BUSINESS AFFAIRS & highest bidder, at public auc- Estates -I-19 Commercial FROM THEIR FINAN- 275-A of the Records of www.bidexpress.com AMBER PEEK 3-089 CONTROLLER tion, at the NATCHITOCHES Lots has the following loca- CIAL INSTITUTION TO Natchitoches Parish, BID NO. 0540 CHEST FREEZER, CHAIRS NORTHWESTERN STATE PARISH COURTHOUSE, tion, dimensions and descrip- CHAD NELSON AT THE Louisiana. For any questions about using ; UNIVERSITY 200 Church Street, on the tion: SHERIFF'S OFFICE BID TITLE: Liquid the site please call the help AMANDA FANTROY 3- AN EQUAL OPPORTUNI- First Floor in the hallway just Commencing from Point PRIOR TO THE SALE. SUBJECT TO: Building Chlorine – Water Treatment number 888-352-BIDX 055 E N T E R T A I N - TY UNIVERSITY outside the doorway of the Designation No. 48 of the restrictions and protective Plant (2439) MENT CENTER, WASHER; #453-13 8/10, 15, 22 Sheriff's Department Civil survey of Westwood Estates NATCHITOCHES PARISH covenants for Prudhomme's ANITA WHITE 2-252 *** 10B THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013

What Rhymes with…

List 10 words that rhyme with “game.”

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video games. Fill in the blanks to name some popular kids’ games. Fact or Fiction? 1 G O F __ S __

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Answers: 1) Go Fish, 2) Checkers, 3) Pick-Up Sticks, 4) Tic-Tac- 4) Sticks, Pick-Up 3) Checkers, 2) Fish, Go 1) Answers: questions about some popular playground games. How many can you answer correctly?

1) In Red Rover, players make human chains. Fact or Fiction? 2) In Hide and Seek, players hide from each other. Jokes & Riddles Fact or Fiction? 3) In Simon Says, players follow instructions. Fact or Fiction? Q: Why couldn’t people 4) In Hot Potato, players pass around a real hot potato. Fact or Fiction?

play cards on the ark?

A: Because they were sitting on the deck. the on sitting were they Because A: 5) In Duck Duck Goose, players chase each other. Fact or Fiction? 6) In Shadow Tag, players chase each other at night. Q: Why is it hard to play Fact or Fiction?

cards in the jungle? 7) In Freeze Tag, players freeze and unfreeze each other.

A: There are too many cheetahs! many too are There A: Fact or Fiction? 8) In Hop Scotch, players hop along a grid. Fact or Fiction? 9) In Four Square, players dodge balls. Fact or Fiction? 10) In Marco Polo, players try to tag each other in the mud.

Fact or Fiction?

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Answers: 1) Fact, 2) Fact, 3) Fact, 4) Fiction, players pass around a small bean bag or or bag bean small a around pass players Fiction, 4) Fact, 3) Fact, 2) Fact, 1) Answers:

Pass Along The Fun It’s nice to win, but not all games have a winner. Take the game of Telephone, for example. No one wins. The fun comes in how a message is passed around. To play Telephone, players must sit in a circle. The first player thinks of a good message and whispers it in the next player’s ear. Play continues in this way until everyone has had a turn. The last player to hear the message repeats it out loud. In most cases, the message given by the last player is not the message given by the first player. As the message is passed around the circle, it often changes, sometimes in a big way. The message, “Mary has a black and white dog named Misty” could very well end up, “Marty has a black and brown cat named Hissy.” The longer the message, the harder it is for players to remember and tell it to each other correctly. Your Guide to television viewing in the Natchitoches Area Saturday, August 10, 2013 to Friday, August 16, 2013 The entire week at your fingertips!

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(N) (N) (N) Divas Divas receives her dog’s remains. ›››› ›››› > (3:00) The Godfather (1972) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James The Godfather, Part II (1974) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. The Godfather, AMC 26 Caan. A mafi a patriarch tries to hold his empire together. Part III (1990) ? Castle A novelist helps police fi nd a Castle “Nanny McDead” A nanny’s Rizzoli & Isles A popular high- Rizzoli & Isles “Cold as Ice” Perception “Asylum” Pierce investi- Rizzoli & Isles “Cold as Ice” Perception “Asylum” Pierce investi- TNT 24 killer. (S) (DVS) body is stashed in a dryer. school teacher is killed. Frankie Jr. is brought in to help. gates a stabbing. (N) Frankie Jr. is brought in to help. gates a stabbing. ››‡ ››‡ ›‡ @ How I Met Your How I Met Your Two and a Half Two and a Half Step Brothers (2008) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins. Step Brothers (2008) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins. 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(S) (N) (S) gagement (S) gagement (S) 0 The Dr. Oz Show Tony Horton; life Who Wants to Seinfeld “The Arrow “The Huntress Returns” Supernatural The guys search for KTBS 3 9 O’Clock News Hour on Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) American Dad The Offi ce KPXJ 19 after death. (S) Be a Millionaire Wallet” Oliver is threatened by his ex. an avenging ghost. (S) KPXJ 21 (N) (S) “Niagara” 1 Remington Steele Alumnus is Bluegrass & Rural Evening PBR 20/20 “Laughlin 2001” Maintaining the sports Newhart Highway to Heaven “The Squeaky Grandam Farm Rural Evening Hee Haw Loretta Lynn; Buddy Alan; KNTS 7 murdered at college. Backroads News (N) schedule. (N) Wheel” News Kenny Price. (S) 5 Faith and Catholic Way Daily Mass: Our Lady of the EWTN Live (N) Super Saints Rosary EWTN Religious Vaticano The Catholic Women of Daily Mass: Our Lady of the EWTN 200 Culture - The Gospels Angels Monastery View Grace Angels Monastery EXPANDED CABLE : Extreme Cougar Wives (S) Raising Fame (S) Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Extreme Cougar Wives 54-year- Here Comes Extreme Cougar Wives 54-year- Here Comes Here Comes TLC 211 Honey Boo Boo Honey Boo Boo Honey Boo Boo old Kathy dates a 25-year-old. Honey Boo Boo old Kathy dates a 25-year-old. Honey Boo Boo Honey Boo Boo ; Jungle Gold “Mad Scramble” A Naked and Afraid A Panamanian Naked and Afraid 21 days in Naked and Afraid 21 days in the Naked and Afraid “Bares All” Naked and Afraid 21 days in the Naked and Afraid “Bares All” DISC 213 gold-mining dream. (S) island. (S) Sabah, Borneo. (S) Louisiana swamp. (S) Never-before-seen footage. (S) Louisiana swamp. (S) Never-before-seen footage. (S) < NCIS “Masquerade” Terrorists NCIS “Mother’s Day” Gibbs’ former NCIS “Swan Song” Tracking the Royal Pains Hank treats a fl orist (9:01) Necessary Roughness Dr. (10:02) Suits Harvey and Stephen (11:03) Royal Pains Hank treats a USA 29 threaten to detonate a bomb. (S) mother-in-law. (S) Port-to-Port killer. (DVS) with vivid dreams. (N) Dani treats a boxer. (N) work together. fl orist with vivid dreams. ››‡ ›‡ = Unsolved Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Sleeping With the Enemy (1991) Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin, I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) Jennifer Love Hewitt, (11:02) Sleeping With the Enemy LIFE 30 Kevin Anderson. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe. Premiere. ››‡ (1991) ›››› ››› ››› > (2:30) The Godfather, Part II (1974) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Scarface (1983) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fi ghts to the top of Miami’s drug trade. Scarface (1983) Al Pacino, AMC 26 Diane Keaton. Michelle Pfeiffer. ? 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(N Subject to SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN 32 Tonight (N) Blackout) (Live) B SportsNation Marcellus Wiley and NFL Kickoff (N) Nine for IX Soccer: United States vs. Team TBA. (N) (Live) Little League Softball: Final: Teams TBA. From Portland, Ore. (N) (Live) ESPN2 33 Max Kellerman. (N) C Baylor Football OU Sooner Big 12 Show- Rangers Live MLB Baseball: Milwaukee Brewers at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (N Subject Rangers Live Cowboys Train- C-USA Football UFC Ultimate FSN 37 Preview Practice Report case (N) (N) (Live) to Blackout) (Live) (N) (Live) ing Camp Preview Insider › E Cops A suspect Cops (S) Cops Wedding- Cops “Mardi Cops “Coast to Cops (S) Cops “Coast to Cops “Coast to Fight Master: Bellator MMA Street Warrior (2008) Max Martini, Nick Chinlund, Jane Park Smith. A SPIKE 25 is spotted. (S) chapel owners. Gras ’04 No. 1” Coast” Coast” Coast” (N) (S) war veteran infi ltrates a fi ghting club. (S) F Ancient Discoveries Archaeologi- Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars “The Pawn Stars Only in America With Larry the Top Shot All-Stars “Zip or Ship” (10:02) Only in America With (11:01) Pawn (11:31) Pawn HIST 212 cal fi nds under the sea. “Take a Seat” Offer” “King of Pain” Cable Guy (N) The marksmen are sent soaring. Larry the Cable Guy Stars Stars G Heroes of Cosplay Joe Rogan Questions Everything Paranormal Witness “The Wolf Paranormal Witness “The Saint of Joe Rogan Questions Everything Paranormal Witness “The Saint Joe Rogan Questions Everything SYFY 21 Pack” Death” (N) “Biopocalypse” (N) of Death” ›› H 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live “Wild Out Wednes- Real Husbands The Game (S) The Game (S) Death at a Funeral (2010) Keith David, Loretta Devine, Peter Dinklage. Rival siblings (10:35) The (11:05) The Wendy Williams Show BET 101 day” (N) of Hollywood learn a shocking secret about their late patriarch. Game “The Chew” (S) I Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Surprise wedding (10:01) Bad Ink (10:31) Bad Ink (11:01) Duck (11:31) Duck A&E 28 for Phil and Kay. Dynasty Dynasty J Girl Code (S) Girl Code (S) Girl Code (S) Girl Code (S) Catfi sh: The TV Show “Midseason The Challenge: Rivals II A frus- The Challenge: Rivals II Competi- The Challenge: Rivals II Competi- Catfi sh: The TV Show A couple MTV 80 Reunion” (S) trated challenger lashes out. (S) tors reveal their true feelings. tors reveal their true feelings. forges a deep connection. (S) ››› K 100 Greatest Songs of the ’90s Clueless (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Spoiled Beverly Couples Therapy Tyler opens up Couples Therapy (N) (S) La La’s Full La La’s Full Couples Therapy (S) VH1 82 “Hour 5” Songs 20-1. (S) Hills teens careen through the good life. (S) about his father. (S) Court Life (S) Court Life (S) ››‡ L Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Jessie (S) Austin & Ally (S) Dog With a A.N.T. Farm (S) Shake It Up! Dog With a Austin & Ally (S) Good Luck Jessie “Toy Up, Up and Away (2000) DISN 224 Ferb (S) Ferb (S) Charlie Blog (S) “Psych It Up” Blog (S) Charlie Con” (S) Cynthia Alex Datcher (S) M SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat (S) Victorious “Cell Full House (S) Full House Full House (S) Full House (S) Full House (S) Full House (S) Friends “Pilot” (10:33) Friends (11:06) Friends (11:39) Friends NICK 225 SquarePants SquarePants Block” “Sisterly Love” (S) (S) (S) (S) O Special Report With Bret Baier The FOX Report With Shepard The O’Reilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van The O’Reilly Factor Hannity FNC 64 (N) Smith (N) Susteren (N) ››‡ P (3:30) Shallow Hal (2001) E! News (N) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians The Soup (N) The Soup Chelsea Lately E! News Chelsea Lately E! 100 Jason Alexander Scott shows up to Greece. “Life’s a Beach (House)” (N) Q (4:52) South (5:23) Tosh.0 (5:54) The Col- Daily Show/Jon (6:56) Futurama (7:27) Futurama (7:58) South (8:29) South Futurama (N) (S) Futurama (S) Daily Show/Jon (10:31) The Col- (11:01) Fu- (11:31) South COM 102 Park bert Report Stewart (S) (S) Park “D-Yikes” Park Stewart bert Report (N) turama (S) Park “T.M.I.” R Adventure Time Adventure Time Annoying World of Legends of Teen Titans Go! King of the King of the Hill American Dad American Dad Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Robot Chicken Aqua Teen TOON 227 Orange Gumball Chima Hill (S) “Bill of Sales” “Con Heir” (S) Hunger Force S River Monsters: Unhooked Jer- River Monsters: Unhooked Jer- River Monsters: Unhooked “Pack River Monsters: Unhooked Wild Appalachia Nature in the River Monsters: Unhooked “Pack River Monsters: Unhooked APL 203 emy hunts a killer fi sh in India. emy Wade investigates a death. of Teeth” (S) “Colombian Slasher” (S) Great Smoky Mountains. of Teeth” (S) “Colombian Slasher” (S) T Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zim- Man v. Food Man v. Food BBQ Crawl (N) BBQ Crawl Adam Rich- Adam Rich- Best Daym Take- Best Daym Food Paradise The best places to Adam Rich- Adam Rich- TRAV 208 mern “Uganda” “Ann Arbor” Amarillo, Texas. man’s Fande man’s Fande out (N) Takeout eat bacon. man’s Fande man’s Fande U Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Restaurant: Impossible A restau- Restaurant: Impossible Tension Restaurant: Impossible Headed to Mystery Diners Mystery Diners Restaurant: Impossible The Restaurant: Impossible Headed to FOOD 207 Ins and Dives Ins and Dives rant in a remote location. between owners. Frankie’s By the Tracks. (N) Secret Garden Cafe. Frankie’s By the Tracks. V Property Brothers Sarah and Mari Property Brothers Living in a Love It or List It, Too A sports- Property Brothers The search for House Hunters: House Hunters Brother vs. Brother Property Brothers The search for HGTV 209 want a place. cramped apartment. oriented family. a spacious house. (N) Where Are International a spacious house. W PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence All In With Chris Hayes The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC 65 O’Donnell (N) X Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Profi t “Planet Popcorn” A The Costco Craze: Inside the American Greed Trevor Cook runs Mad Money The Costco Craze: Inside the CNBC 66 popcorn stand makes millions. Warehouse Giant an investment fund. Warehouse Giant Y M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Everybody-Ray- Everybody-Ray- Friends (S) Friends (S) Hot in Cleveland The Exes “Pre- The Soul Man (10:33) The King The King of The King of TVL 202 mond mond (N) lude to a Kiss” (N) of Queens Queens Queens (4:00) The Situation Room (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live CNN ∞ 63 ››› ›› ››› ± The First Wives Club (1996) Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler. Three Maid in Manhattan (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes. A politi- I’m Having Their Baby: Raising (10:15) The First Wives Club (1996) Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, OXYGN 103 women take revenge after their husbands dump them. cian mistakes a hotel maid for a wealthy woman. Marcin & Joseph (N) Diane Keaton. ≤ Baby Daddy Baby Daddy (S) Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey Baby Daddy Spell-Mageddon “Spin Cycle” Melissa & Joey Baby Daddy (S) The 700 Club A jihadist is con- Fresh Prince of Fresh Prince of FAM 201 “Test Anxiety” “Family Feud” “Fast Times” (N) (S) (N) (S) (N) (S) (S) verted to Christianity. (S) Bel-Air Bel-Air 10C THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, August 10-11, 2013

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SL CP 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 LIMITED BASIC CABLE # KTBS 3 News at ABC World KTBS 3 News at Six (N) Wipeout “Beauty Queens” Tropic Motive “Fallen Angel” The murder (9:01) Rookie Blue The squad KTBS 3 News at (10:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live (11:37) Nightline KTBS 3 Five (N) News Blunder; Chopping Mall. of a priest. (N) (S) searches for Chris’ son. (N) (S) Ten (N) Ashton Kutcher; Melanie Griffi th. (N) (N) % News (N) NBC Nightly NewsChannel Wheel of America’s Got Talent Four acts Hollywood Game Night The Hollywood Game Night Dominic NewsChannel (10:34) The Tonight Show With Late Night With KALB 5 News (N) 5 (N) Fortune (S) move on to the next round. (S) competition grows intense. (S) Monaghan; Aubrey Plaza. (N) (S) 5 (N) Jay Leno (S) Jimmy Fallon _ The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Evening at James The Big Bang The Big Bang Sullivan & Son The Big Bang Conan Harrison Ford; Donald Sullivan & Son Conan TBS 23 Queens Stock Tip” (S) Ex-Girlfriend” Pony Remark” Woods’ mansion. (S) Theory (S) Theory (S) (N) Theory (S) Faison. (N) ( ? omg! Insider ABC World ABC31 News at Entertainment Wipeout “Beauty Queens” Tropic Motive “Fallen Angel” The murder (9:01) Rookie Blue The squad ABC31 News at (10:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live (11:37) Nightline KLAX 8 (N) (S) News 6 (N) Tonight (N) (S) Blunder; Chopping Mall. of a priest. (N) (S) searches for Chris’ son. (N) (S) 10 (N) Ashton Kutcher; Melanie Griffi th. (N) (N) + America’s Funniest Home Videos America’s Funniest Home Videos How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your WGN News at Nine (N) (S) America’s Funniest Home Videos Rules of En- Rules of En- WGN-A 27 (S) (S) Mother Mother Mother Mother (S) gagement (S) gagement (S) , KSLA News 12 CBS Evening KSLA News 12 at 6PM (N) The Big Bang (7:31) Two and a (8:01) Big Brother Competing for Elementary “Flight Risk” A small KSLA News at (10:35) Late Show With David Late Late Show/ KSLA 12 at 5PM (N) News/Pelley Theory Half Men (S) head of household. (N) plane crashes. (S) 10PM (N) Letterman (S) Ferguson ` BBC World Nightly Busi- PBS NewsHour (N) (S) T-Galop: A Louisiana Horse Story History of Celtic Thunder Mythology The group performs in Dublin. (S) A 60s Pop Flashback: Hullabaloo (My Music) Look KLPA 13 News America ness Report (N) Creoles, Cajuns, and horses. back at the series “Hullabaloo.” (S) . A Two and a Half Two and a Half The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee The club performs guilty New Girl “Neigh- The Mindy FOX News Are We There Are We There Meet the Meet the House of Payne KMSS 10 Men (S) Men (S) Theory Theory pleasure songs. (DVS) bors” (S) Project (S) Shreveport (N) Yet? Yet? Browns Browns / ( Steve Harvey Wives and mothers Family Feud (S) Family Feud (S) White Collar Peter and Neal White Collar “Pulling Strings” Neal Dish Nation TMZ (N) (S) Rules of En- Rules of En- In the Heat of the Night (S) KSHV 9 receive surprises. (S) uncover a robbery plot. (S) works with Sara. (S) (N) (S) gagement (S) gagement (S) 0 The Dr. Oz Show Superfoods; Who Wants to Seinfeld “The The Vampire Diaries The rest of America’s Next Top Model The KTBS 3 9 O’Clock News Hour on Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) American Dad The Offi ce KPXJ 19 annoying problems. (S) Be a Millionaire Watch” Shane’s plan is revealed. models tackle a vertical runway. KPXJ 21 (N) (S) “Niagara” 1 Remington Steele A death yields Cinch High Paid Program WKRP in The Mary Tyler The Bob Ne- Newhart Highway to Heaven “Goodbye, Mr. Rodeo: Little Rural Evening To Be Announced KNTS 7 suspects but no corpse. School Rodeo Cincinnati Moore Show whart Show Zelinka” Britches. News 5 Faith and EWTN Mass - The Assumption of the Blessed World Over Live Crossing the Rosary Life on the Rock “David Calvillo” Defending Life Women of Solemn Mass of the Assumption EWTN 200 Culture Virgin Mary Goal (N) Grace - BNSIC EXPANDED CABLE : Toddlers & Tiaras Georgia’s Most Extreme Cougar Wives 54-year- Say Yes to the Dress: The Big Day Four Weddings Ivory’s guests get Wedding Island Erica has a seri- Four Weddings Ivory’s guests get Wedding Island Erica has a seri- TLC 211 Beautiful Girls pageant. (S) old Kathy dates a 25-year-old. “Krystle” (S) something blue. (N) ous family emergency. (N) something blue. (S) ous family emergency. (S) ; Gold Rush The crew fl ies to Chile. Airplane Repo Mike braves a Airplane Repo These repo men Airplane Repo “Narrow Escape” Airplane Repo “Alone in Alaska” Airplane Repo “Narrow Escape” Airplane Repo “Alone in Alaska” DISC 213 (S) potential suicide mission. face mechanics and swaps. (S) Mike braves gators in Florida. (N) (S) Mike braves gators in Florida. (S) < NCIS “Shalom” Political assassina- NCIS “Double Identity” Investigation NCIS “Housekeeping” Investigating Burn Notice An old friend is dig- (9:01) Graceland Bello’s last strike (10:02) Covert Affairs Annie is (11:03) Burn Notice An old friend USA 29 tion. (S) into a Marine’s shooting. a Navy commander’s murder. ging up secrets. (N) initiates a war. (N) sent to Vienna. (DVS) is digging up secrets. = Wife Swap (S) Wife Swap (S) Project Runway The designers Project Runway “YOU Choose Your Materials!” The Supermarket Superstar “Baked (10:31) Double (11:02) Project Runway The LIFE 30 must use bow ties. designers create minicollections. (N) Goods” Baked goods. (N) Divas designers must use bow ties. ›››‡ ›››› > (3:30) The Usual Suspects Pulp Fiction (1994) John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman. Criminals cross paths in three Owner’s Manual Owner’s Manual The Pitch (Season Premiere) Col- Owner’s Manual Owner’s Manual AMC 26 (1995) interlocked tales of mayhem. (N) lege Hunks Hauling Junk. (N) ? Castle “Deep in Death” A dead man Castle “The Double Down” Castle Castle A model’s corpse appears in Hawaii Five-0 A gang war kills Hawaii Five-0 “Lanakila” A violent Perception “Asylum” Pierce investi- Franklin & Bash Infeld makes TNT 24 is tangled in tree limbs. (S) bets with Esposito. (S) a fountain. (S) several people. (DVS) convict escapes from prison. gates a stabbing. peace with an old foe. ››› ››› @ Two and a Half Superbad (2007) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Co-dependent Anger Manage- Anger Manage- Wilfred “Dis- Wilfred “Confron- Wilfred “Dis- The Simpsons Movie (2007) Voices of Dan FX 20 Men (S) teens hope to score booze and babes at a party. ment ment (N) tance” (N) tation” tance” Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright. A SportsCenter (N) (Live) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Preseason Football: San Diego Chargers at Chicago Bears. From Soldier Field in Chicago. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN 32 (Live) B (4:00) Little League Baseball: Little League Baseball: World Series: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, ATP Tennis: U.S. Open Series: Western and Southern Open, Women’s ATP Tennis: U.S. Open Series: Western and Southern Open, Men’s ESPN2 33 World Series: Teams TBA. (N) Pa. (N) (Live) Round of 16. From Cincinnati. (N) (Live) Round of 16. From Cincinnati. (N Same-day Tape) C C-USA Football C-USA Football Texans Huddle SportsDay High School Football: Texas Coaches All-Star Game. Oklahoma State Southwest Out- World Poker Tour: Season 11 FSN 37 Preview Preview (N) OnAir (N) Cowboys doors Report ››› E Cops (S) Cops “Evading Cops (S) Cops “Wild and Cops Challeng- Cops (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (Live) Kick-Ass (2010) Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Mark SPIKE 25 Arrests” Crazy No. 2” ing detainment. Strong. An ordinary teen decides to become a superhero. (S) F Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars “Jet Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (N) Pawn Stars (N) Hatfi elds & Mc- Hatfi elds & Mc- The Legend of The Legend of (11:01) Pawn (11:31) Pawn HIST 212 “Guns Blazing” “Pony Up” Setters” “Free Agent” Coys: White Coys: White Shelby Shelby Stars Stars ››› ››‡ ››› G (4:00) The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) Georgie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) Georgie SYFY 21 Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley. Capt. 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