THE CHARLOTTE AND GAZ SPECIAL
Once upon the Tyne, in fair Geordie land where we lay our scene, the worlds of two young party-loving Geordies collided, and so began one of the most dysfunctional romances the nation has ever seen!
This is a story of bucking, bust-ups, bedwetting and an addiction to parsnips. Whey aye...
“They’re like Romeo and Juliet. If Romeo was a fucking twat” - Vicky 2 IN THE BEGINNING... It started with a word and that word was mortal! Charlotte and Gaz went into the Geordie Shore house ready for fun. But they had no idea what they were about to get into...
“My tips to pull a fit guy are... don't wear a bra!”
“Me necking on with two birds last night?...guilty” THE FIRST KISS
“When we're out we're both at And they're off! Charlotte and Gaz share their very first kiss on a night out in Newcastle. Gaz separate ends of pies off all the other lasses, but will Charlotte let the club and it’s him open a bank account with her? like a magnet pulls
us together”- Charlotte
IT’S LOVE
4 “NO LISTEN! YOU JUST WANNA SHAG US, AND I WANNA BREAK YOUR HEART” - Charlotte
5 Later that night... Charlotte unearths Gaz’s legendary root vegetable and her obsession with the parsnip begins!
6 Parsnip | ‘pa:snip | noun 1. A long cream-coloured root vegetable with a tapered end and a sweet !avour. 2. A pet-name attributed to Gaz’s unusually large penis.
7 “I seen his willy. it is absolutely huge. i was like ‘keep that thing away from me’. he's put a girl in hospital with that you know! i think he punctured a lung or something” - Charlotte 8 THE morning AFTER THE NIGHT BEFORE...
Blissfully unaware that they’re about to embark on a love-hate relationship that will grip the nation, Gaz tries to keep things between him and Charlotte at arms length. But Charlotte wants more. CRAZY IN This will not end well. LOVE 9 A Banker | ˈbaŋkə | noun 1. A person who helps manage your money. 2. Charlotte - when Gaz hasn’t pulled on a night out. Charlotte says: “Well if I’m a banker then he’s a wanker.”
10 Charlotte declares bankruptcy... “I HATE YOU AND I WANT TO
- Charlotte SHIT ON YOUR FACE” IT’S OFF 11 THE BED-WETTING INCIDENT
Fast forward to season 2 and the Geordies are invited to Ricci’s house. Charlotte and Gaz are flirting again but things go very wrong when they find themselves in Ricci nanna's bed...
WAIT ITS BACK ON 12 lov!?
14 WING-WOMAN CHARLOTTE
Mexico closes the doors on Gaz and Charlotte’s steamy affair when they decide to just be friends in season 3. Charlotte promises to be his wing woman, but ends up getting jealous when Gaz flirts an older woman. Turbulent times are ahead...
“I’m not going near Gaz because he reminds me of a bean sprout. Then again, I do like bean sprouts...” - Charlotte
NOPE THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS 15 “She’s this little bubble of Charlotte land and when you’re part of it it’s an amazing land to be in” - Gaz
Despite Psycho Charlotte coming out, Gaz still confesses his love for her to the cameras.
16 cancun confessions
“I CAN’T IMAGINE NOT HAVING CHARLOTTE IN ME LIFE. I DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE CHARLOTTE NOT IN ME LIFE. THAT GIRL IS ONE OF A KIND”
While Gaz acts like a kid in a sweet shop during Spring Break, emotions run high when Charlotte tells him that their days of banging are done, and they'll only ever be mates…
DEFINITELY JUST FRIENDS 17 FEELIN’ HOT HOT HOT!
After leaving behind the chaos in Cancun, Charlotte thought she could handle anything. Then MTV put her up to the Chilli Challenge...
EXCLUSIVE CLIP
18 LOVE IS A ROLLER COASTER
Charlotte returns to the house for season 4 with a BF - only to end up drunkenly getting into bed with Gaz! After a whole lot of flanter, their on/off relationship reaches an intriguing climax as Gaz hoists Charlotte around his waist for one final snog before saying goodbye. Can they make it work this time?
19 THE EUROPEAN LOVE AFFAIR
It’s season 5 and the Geordies are on the road again - this time on a European tour! It’s been a while since they've done the dirty, but after a few cuddles Charlotte and Gaz give into temptation once again in Amsterdam.
WHAT HAPPENS IN AMSTERDAM STAYS IN AMSTERDAM …OR DOES IT?
20 BARCELONA BREAKDOWN
Charlotte drops a bombshell in Barcelona, and finally confesses her love for Gaz in one of the most emotional Geordie Shore moments ever! But Gaz says he doesn’t feel the same...
“I’m finally telling Gary that I’m in love with him and that I always have been ever since day one... he is all i've ever known and without him I'm just lost” - Charlotte
21 PSYCHO CHARLOTTE IS BACK!
Coming to terms with the harsh reality that her and Gaz will never be, psycho Charlotte is unleashed when Gaz sneaks a girl into his bedroom. Charlotte leaves the house and the pair aren’t on speaking terms at the end of season 5.
“Everyone’s pushing and shoving. it looks like a fucking sale at Primark” -Vicky
DEFINITELY HATE EACH OTHER 22 TROUBLE Down Under
“I’ll never ever forgive you for what you did and we’ll never ever be friends you lost us so
long ago” - Charlotte
The Geordies are off to Australia for sun, sea and more mortal times! Charlotte is still avoiding Gaz, and in an anger management session confronts him about his bad behaviour.
Gaz apologises and admits he banged birds to annoy her. Before leaving Oz the pair finally call a truce... 23 “N" matter wha# happen$ wit% m! an& Charlott!, w! coul& bot% b! marrie& t" other peopl!, ther! wil' stil' b! som! kin& of bon&. (er! wil' alway$ b! ) Gar* an& Charlott!” - Gaz
JUST FRIENDS...
24 FLIRTY FRIENDS
Back in Newcastle the gang return to the house for season 7. Charlotte and Gaz are friends again but the rest of the house are worried that they are getting flirty. Charlotte has a boyfriend, Mitch, but after a few drinks with the gang she stumbles into Gaz's bedroom...
“Everyone knows me, I pull me pants down on the odd occasion I was probably gonna have a wee on the floor” - Charlotte 25 THE END OF THE ROAD? Gaz gets protective over Charlotte after she has a fight with Mitch. It all gets too much for Charlotte and she leaves the house with a note saying goodbye...
26 GEORDIE TOKENS OF LOVE REMEMBER WHEN...?
Gaz returned Scramble and Egg to Charlotte as a peace offering after a house party fight Gaz got Charlotte a bell so he could come to her rescue if she ever needed it! Charlotte wrote a letter to Gaz’s granddad explaining that his grandson was in love with her.
27 WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Charlotte won Celebrity Big Brother 2013 and is currently dating Essex beau Mitch. They plan to have a McDonald’s themed wedding.
28 WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Gaz has co-produced a pop tune and continues to expand his empire. His female custom currently stands at 773 and counting…
29 OK - So we all know Charlotte and Gaz have had their ups and downs, but who knows what the future has in store for Geordie Shore's Romeo and Juliet. We will just have to wait and see... TO BE CONTINUED
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