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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1987 VOL. XXI, NO. 45 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary s ND grad is elected mayor of South Bend By CHRIS BEDNARSKI lenger Carl Baxmeyer. Bend to work together, ” said mayor. “It is (a challenge) we and REGIS COCCIA A veteran city planner, Bax­ the former city controller and are going to face head on,” he Senior Staff Reporters meyer was trying to end a 20- X deputy mayor. said. “ We are not going to back year Democratic hold on city Greeted with chants of “Joe, away. I can guarentee that we Prom ising to make a positive hall. Joe,” Kernan explained to are going to be successful.” difference in South Bend’s fu­ Two-term incumbent demo­ jubilant campaign workers the With the election over, Ker­ ture, Democratic candidate cratic Mayor Roger Parent is opportunity his administation nan said he hopes to unite South and Notre Dame graduate Joe retiring. \ has to make a difference in the Bend. “ What we need to do now Kernan claimed victory in the “Notre Dame is certainly a city’s future. “In a community is focus on tomorrow, what to­ city’s mayoral race Tuesday great asset to the (South Bend) of South Bend’s size we have morrow is going to bring, what night. community,” said Kernan, a r " " » . an opportunity to make a dif- it will hold, how we are going With 100 percent of the vote former catcher for the Notre Joseph Kernan fernce in the place that we live, to tackle it, and how we are counted unofficial results Dame baseball team. already contacted University a very positive difference.” going to get there,” he said. showed Kernan with 17,030 “ I look forward to a great re­ President Father Edward Mal­ Making this difference, “The only way we are going votes or 53 percent, to 15,104 or lationship with the Univer­ loy. “This is a great opportu­ however, will be a big chal­ 47 percent for Republican chal­ sity,” he said, adding he has nity for Notre Dame and South lenge, said South Bend’s new see MAYOR, page 6 HPC plans for Rockne’s birthday By JENNIFER GRONER American,” said Phelps. News Staff Unless there is a national crisis, the chances of Reagan Tuesday evening Digger attending are favorable, accor­ Phelps and the HPC discussed ding to Phelps, who said the plans to celebrate Knute President’s calendar was thus Rockne’s 100th birthday on far being kept open for that March 4, 1988. A stamp com­ day. memorating Rockne will be The coach asked the hall issued on this date and Presi­ presidents for their input on dent Reagan has been invited where and when the ceremony to join the ceremony in should be held. The consensus memory of his role as the Gip- was that the event should be per, said Phelps. held in the JACC around noon Phelps, head basketball to accomodate television net­ coach, is a member of the Post works that may wish to broad­ Masters Citizen Stamp Advi­ cast the ceremony on the news. sory Board, which is planning The presidents agreed to get a ceremony that day on feedback from students and campus to issue the stamp report back to Phelps later this commemorating Rockne. week. President Reagan has been A campus-wide sports trivia invited to Notre Dame to par­ contest is being planned by the ticipate in the festivities since HPC in order to pick a three- Out of Africa The Observer / Jo Whitfield he portrayed “the Gipper” in Palesa Makhele from Soweto, South Africa, spoke struggle for liberation in South Africa. The lecture see HPC, page 5 the film “ Knute Rockne: All- at the Center for Social Concerns last night on the was sponsored by the Anti-Apartheid Network. Democrats win seats on city council Break begins By CHRIS BEDNARSKI With 19,269 votes, Coleman, Although relationships be­ officials to improve relations and REGIS COCCIA who proposed an eight-point tween students and residents in between Notre Dame and South earlier Senior Staff Reporters plan during his campaign for the Northeast Neighborhood Bend. Special to The Observer better relations between Notre have improved this year, Puz­ Democratic incumbent Ann Dame students and South Bend zello said, the area still needs “We have a great opportu­ Although some calendars Puzzello won re-election in the residents, earned one of the more unity between students nity to better our relation­ say differently, Thanksgiv­ race for South Bend’s 4th Dis­ three at-large council seats. and residents. ships,” he said. Coleman cited ing break officially begins trict city council seat while The Northeast Neighborhood “I think if the students would cooporation between Notre after the last class on Tues­ Democrat and Notre Dame needs to be re-zoned, Puzzello try to be neighbors a little bit Dame and South Bend during day, Nov. 24, according to graduate Sean Coleman won an said, to protect its family then the residents would also last summer’s International Daniel Winicur, dean of ad­ at-large seat on the council. try to be neighbors, ” she said. Special Olympic Games as an ministration and register. With 100 percent of the vote “I think they could have a real example of great things that Winicur said two versions tallied, unofficial results good deal.” can be done when the city and of the academic calendar showed Puzzello with 3,333 Puzzello said the neighbor­ University cooperate. are in circulation, causing votes or 58 percent to Republi­ hood needs more police protec­ confusion about the time the can challenger Richard tion but would benefit more Coleman’s eight-point plan break begins. Some calen­ Heyde’s 2,373 or 42 percent. from neighbors getting to­ for better relations between dars were inadvertantly Heyde said poor voter tur­ gether to protect one another. off-campus students and South printed with the date on nout and University support of She said she hopes to develop Bend residents includes es­ which Thanksgiving break the Democratic party in the a spirit in the neighborhood tablishment of an off-campus had traditionally begun in district hurt his campaign. “In where residents would watch center for coordinating student the past. (the 4th) district, near the owned residences from over student houses when stu­ programs, designation of an In previous years, Thanks­ campus, Notre Dame put a tre­ “deterioration that comes with dents leave for breaks. off-campus housing coordina­ giving break had started mendous amount of support rentals.” Puzzello said she hopes to tor and assignment of a coun­ Wednesday at noon. This into the Democratic party,” he Neighborhood deterioration develop this spirit through cilman to the University’s task was changed because it was said. “The University’s sup­ caused by rented houses has oc­ meetings with University offi­ force on community relations. unfair to those students who port is substantial with any curred in many areas of South cials, including University have class Wednesday mor­ candidate.” Bend, she said. President Father Edward Mal­ Coleman also proposed ning while others don’t, The 4th District comprises Puzzello, who will begin her loy. formation of a group of student Winicur said. most of the Northeast Neigh­ second term in the council seat, Coleman, a 1978 Notre Dame volunteers who would promote University offices will be borhood, where many Notre said she plans to introduce a graduate who lived off-campus responsible socializing and open, as usual, on Wednes­ Dame and Saint Mary’s Col­ re-zoning bill at next week’s his senior year, said he also help with trash and public day, Nov. 25. lege students reside. planning board meeting. plans to meet with University safety problems. page 2 The Observer Wednesday, November 4, 1987 In Brief Lack of concern puts Fred Tombar, a freshman from New Orleans and apartheid policy on hold a member of the Notre Dame Speech and Debate team, recently placed in three events in the “Age of Aquarius Invitational” speech tournament at Ball State University A few years ago images of racial violence in this past weekend. Tombar placed second in Novice Prose, South Africa constituted a major part of the Jim third in Novice Persuasive, and fourth in Varsity Pentat- daily American news diet. Gruesome photos of Carroll halon. Carol Montavon and Kimberly Brown, both juniors, "necklace” burnings decorated the covers of also competed. -The Observer Time and Newsweek. Footage from the latest Photo Editor township riots was a safe bet for the evening news. The word "apartheid” was often heard. Surrogate mother Mary Beth Whitehead’s South Africa was becoming an issue of Ameri­ out-of-wedlock pregnancy will put further stress on Baby can concern. M, says the child’s guardian, who now recommends the For one reason or another the problem of two be kept apart. Lawyer Lorraine Abraham has changed South African racial injustice has lost its her recommendation that Whitehead be allowed to visit prominence in the American headlines. What the baby after five years, according to papers filed with once was a front page story now only occasion­ the state Supreme Court. Abraham now says the two ally receives coverage. A cynical explanation should not be reunited until Baby M reaches maturity. is that the story simply does not sell anymore. Whitehead, separated from her husband since August, has Another is that the problem solved itself of its been pregnant for two months by a man she identified own accord. If no news is good news, then, as only as Dean. Associated Press far as America is concerned, there is no call for any action at all. The net effect of this media silence is that in 1987 it is easier than ever to put the apartheid issue away in a box and forget that the problem Of Interest exists. Presidential candidates seem to be aware of this lack of interest on behalf of the American Dismas House students are serving African food public. Apartheid is no longer considered a tomorrow. This luncheon is the third of the Fall series at crisis. What this country should do, if anything, the Center for Social Concerns. Lunch will be served from to help alleviate the racial injustice in that part agement. In either case Reagan’s lack of con­ 11:30 a.m . to 1:30 p.m. -The Observer of the world is not a question they choose to address. Because the public would rather know cern is not surprising. about the morality of the candidates’ sex lives Serious problems rarely work themselves out Summer Program in Mexico general meeting than their views about foreign policy, no can­ for the better. It also is hard to believe that the held by CILA will be tonight at 7:30 in the Center for Social didate actively addresses an issue so far from lessened media coverage truly indicates that Concerns. Call Mike at 1049 or Dan at 277-0804 for details. the mainstream concern. the problem has disappeared. Diseases that go -The Observer In its seven years of conducting America’s into recession always have the potential to reap­ business the Reagan administration has been pear. The images of dismembered corpses most adept at avoiding the South African prob­ strewn about the streets of Capetown - victims The ND band comes to tonight’s Campus Perspectives lem. The “wait-and-see” approach stemming of car bombs attributed to racial tensions - sadly on WVFI from 10 to 11 p.m. Call 239-6400 to ask questions from the White House does not take an active enough are likely to reappear in America’s of the marching band. Tonight’s show is hosted by Chris lead in ending the injustice. In fact it does just papers. When this happens the crisis mentality Shank. -The Observer the opposite, it allows a volatile situation to run again will take hold. Then perhaps the wait- its course, with only the hope that the problem and-see policy will be called into question. will work itself out for the better. The cover story of this week’s Time magazine The Finance Club will hold a general meeting today As far as the public is aware, South Africa focuses on America’s leadership crisis. The lack of concern exemplified by a wait-and-see in 220 Hayes-Healy. A speaker from Electronic Data Sys­ and apartheid never even enter into the Presi­ policy towards apartheid is a good example of tems will be present. All members and students are en­ dent’s imagination. In recent months political couraged to attend. For information, contact Perry commentary has portrayed Reagan as a dis­ this failure in leadership. It means that our Jiminez at 1473. -The Observer tracted and disengaged leader. Others give him government is limited to reactionary politics more credit and argue that his administration and does not actively seek to make the world survives from day to day through crisis man- a safer place. Thomas More Society presents “Confiictbetween Church and State: the Supreme Court’s Jurisprudence,” a lecture to be given by Dr. Douglas Kmick, a law school The Observer Is always Ippking fpr talent. professor, tonight at 7:30 in the library lounge. Discussion AMERICAN If ypu have any, cpme tp pur pfflces will follow. -The Observer I and start wprklng pn ypur newspaper.

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The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students of the PRIZES ($$$) University of Notre Dime and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre til interested acts should contact Maura at 239-7757 or 283-2745 by Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights arc THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5. Sponsored by SUB. reserved. Wednesday, November 4, 1987 The Observer page 3 Nieuwland to get new wing By GREG LUCAS The primary impetus for the The University then obtained Senior Staff Reporter $5 million effort to renovate an independent grant from Nieuwland comes from John Lilly Endowment Inc. that will Construction will begin next Dow and Jacek Furdyna, pro­ match every dollar donated to May on the addition of a new fessors of physics, who are the project with another dollar three-story wing to Nieuwland members of an elite nationwide for up to $500,000, said Science Hall, said Don consortium of nine researchers Kenahan. He added that his of­ Dedrick, director of the physi­ studying diluted magnetic fice is now seeking “a donor cal plant. semiconductors (DMS), said who would be willing to fund The new wing will be added Kenahan. all or a large part of the to the north side of the science DMS research is primarily remainder.” hall and run parallel to the concerned with areas such as existing building across from ultra-fast photonic computer “I don’t think that construc­ the Clarke Memorial Fountain. parts that operate using light tion will disturb classes too “The completion of the addi­ rather than electrons, accor­ much,” Dedrick said. tion will take a full year from ding to Kenahan. the start of construction,” said Other universities However, he said a tempo­ Dedrick. represented in the consortium rary road would have to be es­ The new wing will be used include North Carolina State, tablished next to the existing primarily for undergraduate M assachusetts Institute of one that leads back to LaFor- physics classrooms and Technology, Brown, Harvard tune Student Center, Washing­ teacher offices, said Mike and Purdue, Kenahan said. ton Hall and Cavanaugh Hall. Kenahan, director of founda­ The consortium is funded by tion and corporate relations. the Defense Advanced Re­ Kenahan also said a consider­ search Projects Agency Dedrick said the new wing able amount of renovation will (DARPA), a U.S. Department will extend into the existing take place in the existing build­ of Defense funding agency. The road and that a new road would ing to improve facilities for government agreed to fund have to be constructed closer microelectronics research. Dow’s and Furdyna’s to the peace memorial. He said These renovations in the sci­ microelectronics research un­ the temporary road will prob­ ence hall will not be started un­ der the condition that Notre ably create some incon­ Where am I again? The Observer/Jo Whitfield til the sum m er of 1989, accor­ Dame improve its facilities, veniences for traffic in that ding to Dedrick. said Kenahan. area next year. .. . asks senior Mary Elberson. "Oh yeah, I think this is the library. Senior class is sponsoring ‘Designated Driver Week’

By MATT GALLAGHGER program in the community. ding to Senior Class President munity to begin the practice of bars (some of whom are co­ Staff Reporter The highlight of the week will Diane Fitzgibbon, is to make having a designated driver sponsoring the event) and in be a block party to be held the Notre Dame, Saint Mary’s when the members of a group the dining halls. These keyc­ The class of 1988 is sponsor­ Friday, Nov. 13, at the Joyce and South Bend communities drink alcohol, according to hains will have “NDDD” ing “Designated Driver ACC. more aware of the drunk Fitzgibbon. The designated printed on them, to remind the Week,” to be held Nov. 9-13. The senior class is sponsor­ driving problem which the area driver would promise not to student when he reaches for his The purpose of the week is to ing this week, along with Stu­ has been experiencing. Fitzgib­ drink alcoholic beverages and keys that he is a Notre Dame increase awareness of the dent Government, the classes bon mentioned the death of to drive home his friends who Designated Driver. problem of drunk driving and of 1989 and 1990, BACCHUS and classmate Michael Cogswell as do. Fitzgibbon said there would to institute a designated driver the SUB. The purpose, accor- an example of what drunk To increase awareness of the be permanent signs placed in driving can cause. designated driver campaign, the dorms and in the sponsor­ The class officers hope to the sponsors of the week will ing Michiana bars, reminding persuade their fellow students be distributing keychains the students and neighborhood SEX on CAMPUS: Aids and the residents of the com­ throughout the week at local people of the program and lis­ ting the local business es­ and other sexually tablishments which were part t i a n j i n , c h in a - of the program. Bridget transmitted diseases University of Motre Dame McGuire’s, The Commons, Foreign Study Uncle’s, Chi-Chi’s, the Monday, November 9 Programs AlummSenior Club and other participating businesses will 7:00 pm- film “Beyond Fear” PLAN NOW FOR offer free soft drinks to the des­ ignated driver of each group. NEXT SUMMER Fitzgibbon also said there 8:00 pm- panel discussions would be letters in The Obser­ and questions GENERAL INFORMATION MEETING ver throughout the week to help Wednesday, November 4, 1987 increase awareness of the pro­ Location: Theodore’s 6:30 p.m . gram. Letters will also be sent to local residents in an effort sponsored by University Health Services & SUB 217 O'Shaughnessy to involve them in the cam­ ALL ARE WELCOME paign to prevent drunk driving. Fitzgibbon stressed that this was to be an ongoing cam­ paign, not just limited to this one week. She also said the sponsors of the event were not encouraging drinking to those UNITED WAY who were not drivers. “We’re not advocating others to get bombed,” she said. “We just hope to keep at least one sober DRIVE to drive.’1 The culmination of the week will be the Senior Block Party on Friday at the JACC. The oC1 2 6 -AfOk event will be open to all mem­ bers of the Notre Dame and <$> local communities. Local bands and community organi­ GOING zations will be represented at this event, with a variety of food available for purchase. GLOBAL The sponsors hope to forge a v I*vovc C iirpM/LunipuH Compact OvvrHcnM llm icrgnidunlv InlcrimhipH sense of community between Short-term Service Experience Gain l-irxthaiid Kxpmturc Inn Developing Nation the students and the local resi­ Obtain Significant Project Experience Hflp Pence lorp* Volunteer* Help the People of the Howl Cm dents, said Fitzgibbon. Educate Other* About the Third World One sophomore or junior Notre Dame student SUPPORT THE will be nominated for a one semester or Support the summer internship. Applications are SPONSORED BY available at The Center for Social Concerns, International Peace Institute or Career and Placement Office. Application Deadline: November 13 The Observer Wednesday, November 4, 1987 Page 4 Man arrested for threat against Shultz

Associated Press a tourist on vacation. I’ve been said in a telephone interview down here on vacation two or he was told by m em bers of the WASHINGTON -An un­ three other times.” Gallo family that the suspect employed chemist armed with Asked about weapons, Gallo had recently lost his job as a three guns and at least 600 bul­ said, “I was going to go hun­ chem ist for the city of lets was arrested Tuesday ting. That’s why I’m on vaca­ Worcester and was “pretty un­ after allegedly telling his mot­ tion.” stable.” her he was going to kill Secre­ Gallo was taken by police tary of State George Shultz, from a hotel in northeast Wash­ Vacca said he was told that authorities said. ington, several miles away Gallo left home Monday with a Edward Lewis Gallo, 41, of from the State Department, gun wrapped in his army ■ m w Worcester, Mass., was taken after a brief struggle outside jacket. into custody at a local hotel and his room at about 7:50 a.m. The He said he knew nothing charged with making a threat hotel’s 22 guests were about Gallo’s political affilia­ against a public official. evacuated, according to police tions. He said Gallo’s mother A sem i-autom atic version of spokesman Wendell Samuels. and a sister of the suspect in an M-16 rifle, two shotguns and Several blocks of New York Pennsylvania had mentioned 600 to 700 rounds of ammunition Avenue were closed during the that Shultz might be a potential were removed from Gallo’s morning rush hour, creating a target, Vacca said. car. huge traffic backup on the Speaking briefly to reporters major commuter thorough­ He added that Gallo would as he was being led by police fare. spend his time watching televi­ to be booked, Gallo said, “I’m Sgt. Michael Vacca of the sion news shows and often be­ a tourist. I don’t know . . . I’m Worcester Police Department came quite upset. Court told abortion law protects rights

Associated Press in a misguided attempt to The law allowed a girl to promote family unity. avoid notifying her parents if WASHINGTON -States must Lower courts have blocked she could prove to a state judge be allowed to protect the right the 1983 law from being en­ she was mature enough and Archie-ology The Observer/Jo Whitfield of parents to consult with their forced. well-informed enough to make young daughters who seek If the Supreme Court the decision on her own and Sophomore architecture student Joe Brink spent some time in the sun abortions, the Supreme Court reinstates the law and it serves that notifying her parents yesterday doing archie-stuff on the steps of the architecture building. was told Tuesday. as a model for other states, would not be in her best inter­ An Illinois law requiring that abortion could become a less- est. parents be notified at least 24 available alternative for many Doctors who failed to comply SARG hours before teen-age girls American teen-agers who be­ with the law’s requirements Student Alumni Relations Group abort their pregnancies should come pregnant. The num ber of faced criminal prosecution. presents be reinstated, State Deputy At­ such pregnancies now is more A federal trial judge struck torney General Michael Hayes than 1 million a year. down the law, but the 7th U.S. argued. The court’s decision in the Sheila M. O’Brien Circuit Court of Appeals did not in the “The law protects the con­ case, the only abortion contro­ go that far. stitutional right of parents to versy currently before it, is ex­ The appeals court ruled that properly control the upbring­ pected by July. the 24-hour waiting period was Distinguished Alumni Lecture ing of their children. It protects The Illinois law, enacted by an impermissible infringement Series family structure and protects the state General Assembly on the right to have an abor­ minors from their own im­ over Gov. James Thompson’s tion. But it left to the state Su­ ND undergrad & Law School Associate Judge, maturity,” he said. veto, required that unmarried preme Court the issue of whe­ State of Illinois But Colleen Connell, a girls under 18 and still finan­ ther the law sufficiently Chicago lawyer representing cially dependent on their par­ protected the confidentiality Thursday, Nov. 5, 4:00 pm doctors who perform abor­ ents notify both parents 24 and anonymity of girls who ap­ tions, said the law exposes hours before having an abor­ peal when a judge denies per­ Center for Continuing Education teen-age girls to medical risks tion. mission for an abortion. ______All Majors Welcome! AT&T

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-You and your “act” sing lead vocals from one of 500 songs backed up by the original recording. You sing in the shower, why not do it for a Friday, November 20 chance for stardom? 8:00 pm (The winners of Stepan Center Tickets $7.00 for students RECORD-A-TUNE available at The CELLAR open for...) sp o n so r e d b y su b RECORD-A- TUNE ENTRY BLANK: Name of Contact: ______Names of group members: Address:______RETURN TO SUB OFFICE, 2ND FLOOR LAFORTUNE Phone no.:______BY MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9 Wednesday, November 4, 1987 The Observer page 5 Security Beat Reagan nominates a woman to be secretary of labor Monday, November 2 a break-in of a car. The perpetrator fled from the lot into the wooded area Associated Press serious opposition,” said Paul rior Secretary Donald Hodel. 8:45a.m. A construction worker re­ near WNDU as the officer entered Donovan, a spokesman for the “When I left your adminis­ ported the theft of several aluminum the lot. The suspect is described as WASHINGTON -President Senate Labor and Human Re­ tration earlier this year, I had window strips from the Loftus All- a 5’7” white male weighing 140 lbs. Sports Building. Loss is estimated at with collar length brown hair. He Reagan on Tuesday nominated sources Committee headed by no idea I would be back so $ 2 0 0 0 . was wearing blue jeans, a grey former Interior Under­ Sen. Edward Kennedy, D- soon,” McLaughlin, 45, told 9:45a.m. A South Bend resident hooded sweat shirt and a dark secretary Ann Dore McLaugh­ Mass. He added the panel has Reagan in a White House Rose driving a University employee’s car jacket. Further investigation lin to succeed William Brock not yet decided when it will Garden ceremony announcing was issued a traffic ticket for driving revealed that the suspect was at­ while his license was suspended. tempting to steal speakers from a as secretary of labor and bring hold hearings on the nomina­ her nomination. 3:30p.m. A Notre Dame student student’s car. One of the windows in a woman back into his Cabinet. tion. Neither Reagan nor turned in to security a man’s watch the car had already been broken. Reagan called McLaughlin, Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah, McLaughlin addressed any is­ that he found at the J.A.C.C. racquet- Anyone seeing suspicious persons or ball courts. vehicles in any area of campus is who also has held senior roles senior Republican on the Labor sues facing the department, in­ 8:42p.m. A security officer asked to immediately call Security in the Treasury Department and Human Resources Com­ cluding a large backlog of recovered a pair of Notre Dame jog­ at 283-4444 or 239-5555. m ittee, called the choice of ging shoes that were taken in a lar­ and the Environm ental Protec­ pending regulations in the Oc­ ceny on October 30 from the Hockey 7:37a.m. A Coca-Cola employee re­ tion Agency, a women of “un­ McLaughlin “an inspired one. cupational Safety and Health Pro Shop. ported the theft of three sets of key common experience and com­ Ann has the ability and back­ Administration. 10:09p.m. A set of keys were found rings from his delivery truck be­ ground to run the department.” at the Lewis bus shelter and were tween Thursday October 29 and petence . . . who has won my But, if confirmed by the Sen­ turned into Security. Friday October 30. full confidence and support.” He added that “she is well- ate, she can be expected to lead With only 15 months remain­ respected and her experience the administration’s fight 9:20a.m. A California resident re­ ported the theft of a black and red ing in the adm inistration, there in government will bring a spe­ against a broad agenda of legis­ Tuesday, November 3 Cortex ski jacket from his car at the appeared to be little sentiment cial expertise to the Labor De­ lation being pushed in Congress main circle between 11:00 a.m. and among Democrats and labor partm ent.” by labor unions. 3:50a.m. A security officer on pa­ noon on October 10. His loss is esti­ trol in the D6 parking lot interrupted mated at $200. unions for opposing the McLaughlin gave up the No. Among more than a dozen nomination. 2 post in the Interior Depart­ bills moving through Congress “ We’re going to take a pretty ment, a job she had held for are measures to raise the min­ good look at her, but it doesn’t three years, last March follow­ imum wage, frozen at $3.35 an seem like she’s drawing any ing several clashes with Inte- hour since 1981, to require 60 days advance notice of plant *WfeVe got closings and large layoffs and to mandate employer-provided health insurance. competition z \ As Interior Undersecretary, McLaughlin reorganized gov­ ernment coal-leasing pro­ I grams that had come under se­ by the When You’re Ready for a vere criticism while James Watt was secretary. When Hodel became secre­ buns” tary in 1985, he began taking charge of some of the depart­ ment’s more controversial is­ STUDY sues himself, such as oil drill­ ing off the California coast. Colleagues said McLaughlin, who had been serving as the department’s “chief operating BREAK officer” under Hodel’s predecessor, William Clark, We’ll Be Here felt that the scope of her au­ thority was being narrowed. At the time of her resigna­ tion, she reportedly was being 1 / PRICE courted by the White House to succeed White House spokes­ man Larry Speakes. That job /2 SOFTIE eventually went to Marlin one cup or cone, small or medium Fitzwater, an associate of McLaughlin when she held top press relations jobs in the Trea­ sury Department and the En­ vironmental Protection I Can’t Believe It’s Agency. YOGURT! 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Please order of the 5,000 tickets the Univer­ 48 hours in advance. Not good with other offers. Cakes:sizes: 8”(serves 10) $15.50 flavors: white banana sity receives. If the game is fur­ Coupon expires 11/30/87. 10”(serves 20) $20.00 ch o co late ther than 250 miles from half sheet(serves 35) $24.50 German choc.(8” only) campus students receive 1 per­ cent of the 5,000 tickets. CHEESECAKES(8”): plain $10.50 white $1.00 OFF FOOTLONG BMT OR CLUB w/ fruit $12.50 ----- 1 chocolate(add 1.50) Dr. Goldrick will be meeting $1.00 off a regular footlong Subway BMT or Club BAGELS: $5.00 per dozen with HPC November 5 to dis­ sandwich. Not good with other offers. PARTY KIT: $2.50-lncludes plates cuss topics such as food fight Coupon expires 11/30/87. Doughnuts: Variety Box forks, napkins, candles, repaym ent, alcohol awareness, $4.50 per dozen & a knife jurisdiction boundaries of Of­ a fice of Student Affairs, SYRs and hall finances. page 6 The Observer Wednesday, November 4, 1987 SMC plans events to aid Chile By CHRISTINE MCCANN military takeover in the third was distributed to board mem­ News Staff world. bers. The policy states that all Mary Ann White, a senior En­ student groups must receive A day of public-awareness glish major, is organizing the permission from the Office of events to publicize the plight of project, which is co-sponsored Student Activities before they Chileans who cannot afford the by the Board and the Depart­ can sell any items. The policy poll-tax required to vote, and ment of Justice Education. states other stipulations, in­ to help them pay that tax, will Hetterich said although there cluding “sexist, alcohol- or be held Nov. 16 in the Stapleton will be no entrance fee, dona­ drug-related designs will not be Lounge in LeMans Hall, Board tions are encouraged to help allowed.” of Governance president pay poll-taxes in Chile. At the Eileen Hetterich announced present time, many Chileans Vice-President Smith Has- Tuesday. are unable to express their hagen reminded members that opinion through the voting Student Government will spon­ The program will include a process because they are un­ sor the Alumnae Speaker Se­ slide show and a display of able to afford the high taxes ries again this evening at 6:30 Chilean art, and will culminate placed upon voting, she said. in Stapleton Lounge. Featured in a showing of the Jack Lem­ A new merchandising policy will be Kathleen Flynn-Fox, a mon and Sissy Spacek film issued by Mary Ellen Smith, former Saint Mary’s history “Missing,” which deals with director of student activities, m ajor. m U.S. Navy hits fishing boat Associated Press Iranian island of Abu Musa, fired upon was a fishing vessel was similar in many respects but had no information so far MANAMA, Bahrain -Persian to that offered earlier by offi­ that sustained the claim. Gulf shipping sources said cials in Iran. They denied any Tuesday a U.S. Navy frigate Iranian boats were involved in India’s consul in Dubai, fired on a fishing boat last an encounter with the Navy. Aroun Kumar, said police in weekend, not a hostile Iranian Sharjah told him late Tuesday craft as the Pentagon believed, Iran’s official Islamic only that “one Indian citizen Grace period The Observer/JO Whitfield and killed an Indian member Republic News Agency quoted was killed by gunshot wounds Jim Dowd, a senior pre-med, spends his study period in the comfortable of its crew. a military spokesman as in the high seas.” confines of his Grace room. They quoted another crew­ saying: “Our investigations man as saying the warship yesterday and today show that, According to the shipping fired machine guns Sunday contrary to U.S. claims, no un­ sources, machine-gun fire night even though the fishing usual event happened near the from the Carr killed one Indian Expected selection for boat and two others with it Abu Musa island Sunday eve­ crew member and wounded showed lights and were making ning.” three. Hospital officials in defense secretary praised way for the frigate and a refuel­ Sharjah, one of the United Arab ing tanker it was escorting out Abu Musa, a small island in Emirates, denied reports that Associated Press security adviser in Reagan’s of the gulf. The Pentagon iden­ the southern gulf, has been some seamen were hospi­ presidency. tified the Navy ship as the USS used as a base for Iranian talized or treated there. WASHINGTON -Senators of Weinberger, 70, plans to Carr. speedboat attacks on neutral both parties predicted Tuesday leave because his wife Jane is shipping. Some American officials in that Frank Carlucci, President in poor health, suffering from In Kuwait, a small bomb In Washington, the Pentagon the gulf had said Monday the Reagan’s national security ad­ cancer and severe arthritis, the ripped the side off a police van said Tuesday it was investigat­ boats might have been neutral viser, would be easily con­ sources said. parked near the Interior Mini­ ing the report that the boat fishing craft. firmed as secretary of defense Dixon also predicted better stry on Tuesday, heightening if nominated as expected to relations between the Pent­ fears of Iranian sabotage in the replace Caspar Weinberger. agon and the Democratic- rich Persian Gulf sheikdom but To the Weinberger’s resignation controlled Congress, saying: causing no casualties. and Carlucci’s selection are “I think Carlucci tends to be likely to be announced later more moderate. Cap is your It was the 10th bombing re­ BEST D.J. this week, according to admin­ quintessential hawk. He was ported this year in Kuwait, all istration and congressional also fairly confrontational. I blamed on Shiite Moslem sources speaking on condition think that Carlucci may be a militants who back the fun­ SCOTT of anonymity. little less so.” dam entalist Shiite regim e of Officially, neither the White That same trait worried Sen. Iran in the 7-year-old war with FLORA House nor the Pentagon con­ Jesse Helms, R-N.C., an early Iraq. Iran accuses Kuwait of firmed the reports, and both Weinberger critic who turned aiding Iraq and fired three mis­ Weinberger and Carlucci into a staunch supporter. When siles into its oil terminal- declined comment. the Senate voted 97-2 to confirm anchorage complex last HAPPYHgltiBM Sources said Carlucci would W einberger on Jan. 20,1981, the month, hitting two tankers and be replaced as director of the Reagan administration’s first a major loading dock. National Security Council staff official day in office, the dis­ The shipping sources’ ac­ you big goof! by Army Lt. Gen. Colin Powell, senting votes were cast by count of the shooting incident, who is currently Carlucci’s Helms and his North Carolina which the Pentagon said oc­ deputy. Powell would be the colleague, the late John East. curred at dusk Sunday near the first black to hold that position and would be the sixth national Mayor continued from page. 1 to get there, and get there TERRIFIC VALUE well,” he said, “is together.” “With all of us working to­ gether South Bend will con­ tinue to be the greatest place in North America,” he said. Conceding defeat, Baxmeyer told friends and supporters he “thinks it’s important to the city of South Bend that we get behind the city, promote it and try to do our best in the next four years to make the city all it can be.” “We rpn a good campaign. We worked hard, it was a clean Join us for “BEEFY WEDNESDAY” campaign” he said. “We just didn’t quite get the job done.” Purchase a 14” Roast Beef Sub and receive Baxmeyer said he plans to an 18” Sub instead at no extra charge. remain politically active in the future. “I think the area needs * MATEO’S SUBS a couple of strong political p ar­ ties,” he said. “As far as run­ 1636 N. IRONWOOD DR. ning for office, I don’t know if FREE DELIVERY 271-OSUB I could say in the near future, anyw ay.” Offer valid only on Wednesday. Offer may expire without notice Not valid w ith any other promotion “ I ’m not real anxious to start running again” he said. Wednesday, November 4, 1987 Viewpoint page 7 ND should not recognize gay group It is always exhilarating to see the oriented school that I attend. alternative lifestyles. They are not con­ “wholesomeness ? ’ ’ press functioning as it should. The Being somewhat paranoid about cerned with debate on “a proper Cath­ I suppose once we accept an ad­ column and editorial of November 3 on publicly expressing my opinions on olic response to such a life.” The club vocacy group for homosexuality, we the issue of homosexuality show that sensitive issues, I wish to make a few is an advocacy group, looking to can get to work on some serious stuff, The Observer can and does serve as an things clear right away. I am not promote their lifestyle and encouraging like restarting free love. effective forum for all issues. homophobic. In fact, someone close to others to consider the “gay” life. Lastly, I wish to address one of Pro­ me is an admitted homosexual, and I Once we begin with recognition of one fessor Storey’s comments. do not berate the person. I do not wish commonly objectionable group, where He remarked that the University has Matt Crowley to instigate any sort of witchhunt do we stop? Shall we have a Nazi club implemented a “Conspiracy of either; while my values lead me to as well? But, hey gang, it only wants Silence” which prevents discussion of guest column speak against such a club, I do not in­ to have a public discussion on the ex­ homosexuality. Apparently, he failed to tend to condemn or degrade termination of Jews . . . notice the appearance of his own However, as a member of the news­ homosexuals. Or maybe form an Atheist club. We column. He proved on Nov. 3 that there paper, a student at Notre Dame, and a Instead, I am fielding my objection could meet in the theology department are places to discuss volatile issues, Christian, I feel I must write in dissent to the idea of recognizing a group that offices! and that all people have the right of of The Observer’s opinion on the seeks to advocate a lifestyle that is in Also, when we allow the Gays and access to them. recognition of the Gays and Lesbians direct opposition to the set of values Lesbians of NDkSMC to be formally Public discussion on the morality of at ND-SMC. established by the Catholic Church, recognized, we have tossed aside one homosexuality is a good thing, and I Although I am going against my gen­ with which this University has strong of our Christian values. am glad to see it being conducted in a erally positive nature in publicly ties. How do we justify blinding an entire newspaper that I work for. My objec­ criticizing a proposal, I feel truly The label ‘advocate’ is appropriate campus to the advocacy of a lifestyle tion is to the advocacy of this lifestyle obligated to state that I am wholeheart­ because the club is composed of mem­ that our community as a whole finds on campus, and I hope that the Univer­ edly against the recognition of the club. bers who are very certain in their objectionable? And if you beat me on sity continues to answer the question I will go so far as to say that I am minds and hearts that they are homo­ that point, how do you prevent further of recognition with a big “No.” morally opposed to the acknowledge­ sexual. They are not “exploring their erosion of the moral character of an Matt Crowley is a sophomore business ment of such a club by the religiously- sexuality ” or dehatmy the morality of institution that is famous for its major and is a News Copy Editor. P.O. Box Q and write this letter. crowd if they brought professional alcohol-related event, that there is a Violence in sports The worst part of this experience for hockey or better yet, professional wres­ sober driver behind the wheel, that this me was the fact that these ram­ tling to the ACC, but I thought the point act of designating drivers becomes a misplaced at ND bunctious youths were merely the most of intercollegiate athletics went beyond habit, and that this habit will remain extreme examples of an attitude I such crass commercialism, at least at with all of us throughout life. Dear Editor: found pervasive among both the hockey Notre Dame. In support of this, we have planned I have just spent a day attending crowd and the typical crowd at a Notre I don’t expect that this letter will be for the week of Nov. 9 -Nov. 13 a Des­ Notre Dame sporting events, and I Dame football game. Granted, both of read by the few barbarians who com­ ignated Driver Week. During this week, would like to share my impressions these sports are very physical, and that pletely ruined my enjoyment of the special attention will be given to the with the campus community. I have is what attracts many fans to the hockey game. It is my sincere hope, issue of drunk driving. There will be been very upset with some of the things games. But even beyond the consider­ though, that those of you who have guest columns in the Observer from which I experienced and though I don’t ations of good sportsmanship, I just taken the time to read it are motivated people who have different perspectives believe my writing this letter will really have to wonder why there is such a lust by it to explore your own psyches and and insights on drunk driving. We will change anything, I feel compelled to for blood and even death on the part of to be more aware of the cultural distribute special “Designated Driver” bring these observations to the atten­ Notre Dame students, who are rumored meaning of your behavior at sporting keys to go on your keychain with the tion of the readers of the Observer. to be such a Christian bunch in much events. inscription “N.D.D.D.” These keys will The most upsetting thing to me was of the country. At each home football Jimi Stukas serve to remind you not to drink and the behavior of the fans at Saturday’s game, I find myself yelling at the Notre St. Joseph’s Hall drive as well as let others know you hockey game against Windsor at the Dame defense to inflict pain upon the support this program. We will display ACC. Though I was given the im pres­ opposing team’s players. When I be­ Senior Class works posters which advertise the names of sion by an usher that I would be sitting come aware of this, I do not feel com­ the local bars who will support the pro­ in the student section, there were a fortable with myself and I wonder why on drunk driving gram by supplying N.D.D.D. keys to number of males sitting near me who I am driven to such feelings. But when students and community members and could barely have passed for civilized I look around the stadium, and listen Dear Editor: give free soft drinks to designated people, never mind college students. to the crowd, I see and hear things The Senior Class of Notre Dame is drivers. Evidently, they were quite drunk, and which belie the Christian image Notre em barking upon a very im portant cam ­ On Friday of the Designated Driver continued drinking in the stands as they Dame has of itself as a university. paign. We are addressing the issue of Week is the annual Senior Class/Neigh­ hurled obscenities at the Windsor As for considerations of sportsman­ drunk driving. This issue has undoubt­ borhood Block Party at which students players. Of course, I am aware that ship, I would like to say that the hockey edly been raised and approached again and community members get together college students imbibe alcoholic fans at tonight’s game were to a large and again from many different angles, for a party. Let this be for us a celebra­ beverages; in fact, I have been known degree lacking in this quality. I quickly but the thrust of our campaign is as tion of life and all of our efforts to to do so myself from time to time, but got the impression that they had come follows: It is our hope that every time preserve it. the obnoxious banterings of these three more to see a fight than a good hockey a person or group of people gets in a Suzy Happ hooligans spurred me to leave the game game. Perhaps there would be a bigger car after going to a party, bar or other Designated Driver Week Chairman Doonesbury Garry Trudeau

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s a junior liberal arts major months ago." construction company driving a and I would say something I did end up getting sick. I AI am being forced to face “Mo dice, bucko. Mow how truck. My partner was this little like, “Jeez Marie, Qus, how spent Mew Year's Eve with a the big question: “Just what do about that job?" hairy guy named Ous, and about those crazy Iranians!" At temperature of 1 0 4 degrees I want to do after I graduate?" I shut the drawer. I don't when I say little and hairy I this point he would wake up and a great view of my Also as a junior liberal arts need to wear underwear that mean really little and really immediately and talk about bedroom ceiling. Bobby had major, I am being forced to badly. hairy. In fact, he looked like a “them damn ferriners" for the nerve to call me at home. face the big answer: “I want to I soon learned, though, that hair ball. He was chubby, he hours. It was slightly better “When you a cornin' back to vegetate." Well okay, that's not there's no escaping it. Some­ chewed tobacco, and he must than being dead. work?" entirely true. In addition to body has decided, without con­ have asked me the question Last Christmas I washed “I know where your house is, vegetating I'd like to cruise sulting me, that college “Ya got a little woman son?" at dishes at an Italian resturaunt Bobby." least 375 times. called Mama DiSalvo s. Some “What you say?" We drove equipm ent and genius of kitchen engineering “I'm going to firebomb it, Kris Murphy messages from construction had decided to place the dish­ Bobby, for what you've done to site to construction site, and washing sink and machine my lungs." Altered we listened to country music all right next to the back door. “What you say?" day. Most of the time, Qus This back door was the sole These experiences have con­ talked about his little woman. rear entrance, and that meant vinced me that I wasn't meant around Europe for a while, lis­ graduates are expected to have Other times he talked his little that all the garbage went out to hold a real job. Additionally, ten to some records, throw a a job set up for them when alcohol problem. Still other the back door. That meant that I have little or no interest in few parties for old friends, read they leave school. Personally, I times, he was content to just the door was always open, and making a fortune. It seems some good books, wash the think It's a big joke. Mobody kind o f fall asleep while driving the temperature outside was ridiculous to spend 30 or 40 car, get in touch with my REALLY wants me to get a job; on the highway. averaging a balmy ten degrees years working yourself to the karma, brush the cat, kill they just want to play with my This was definitely a bad above zero. bone to amass a huge fortune Spuds McKenzie, wash the car mind. After I graduate, certain thing. You don't know what a To add to the problem, the that you will only be able to again.... m ysterious STUFF will just hap­ bad thing is until you face very same genius of kitchen enjoy when you're about 300 “Uh...Kris?" pen, and I'll be independent. death with a hairball named engineering had placed the years old. I also have trouble “Huh?" Maybe Santa will leave $20,000 Qus and Mel Tillis croaking out freezer out in the parking lot. taking orders. I'm just in a bad “What about getting a job? " in starting cash in my stocking, of the dashboard at top Mo joke. It was also my job to way jobwise. “Who are you and what are or my cat will lay a golden egg volume. I could just imagine run out and get endless pans Is there anyone else like this you doing In my underwear or something. the headlines: “Motre Dame of linguini and jugs of wine. out there? Sometimes it seems drawer?" I hope something happens, Student Dies in Flaming Hair­ After a few days, I realized that that most of the students here “I'm your conscience, your because my job experiences so ball." They would have a running from a steamy kitchen are looking forward to having common sense, your better far have ranked right up near double funeral for Qus and I, to a freezer in ten degree wea­ careers. Wake up! You've got it half, your...." dry heaves and shock therapy and Mel Tillis would play a ther was a sure ticket to death good right now. “Yeah, yeah. I thought I left on the pleasure scale. benefit concert in our memory. by pneumonia. My boss was a School seems hard now, but you at The Commons two One summer I worked for a It was all too much to take, young Italian guy named Bob­ in restrospect it will look like a by. I tried to explain the proverbial romp through the Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson pneumonia situation to him. tulips. Soon you'll be crawling THE GIANT WHALE SWIMsT ITS MASSIVE TML PUMPING THE 3 5 -T O h BEHEMOTH CALVIN, VOU'O BETTER NOT BE “Uh, Bobby. Som ething has up the corporate ladder, cur­ TOWARD THE SURFACE.' FURTOUSLV, HE G N U S BREACHES f HE CRASHES INTO SPLASHING THE FIO0R.V0U to be done about this. I'm sing your co-workers and TORRTFNtHG MOMENTUM.' THE SURF WITH HEAR ME ?/ going to get sick. It's not s a fe ." giving yourself heart disease. DEAFENING IMPACT/ “What you say?" Fun huh? You'll be making “I said I'm going to get sick money, lots of it, but will you and die!" have time to spend it? Is “What you say?" Tammy Faye Baker a natural “Sick! Die! Me!" beauty? Heck no! “What you say?" Anybody want to join me in “I think we have a communi­ my vegetation crusade? cation problem, Bobby." Anybody? Mo takers? Oh well. “Mo problem at all! Qo get Drop by and visit me some­ some linguini." time. Bring your checkbook. ent page 8 - 9 Coming soon to I t U N I * Notre Dame.... * ATM £

THERESA LOOMIS show at Stepan Center will fea­ accent writer ture comedians Rita Rudner and Emo Phillips. Rudner, who eed a laugh? The AT&T has also made appearances on M[ lCollege Comedy Tour the Letterman show, finds her guarantees a night of sheer inspiration in Woody Allen and and uninhibited fun featuring reflects this with her humorous both well-known entertainers observations on life. Her witty and Notre Dame's own not-so- Insight reveals Itself in material well-known performers. dealing with relationships, run­ Master of Cerem onies for the away boyfriends, mothers event will be none other than specializing in food poisoning, Calvert Deforest, better known and the Indignity of bathing to David Letterman fans as caps, for example-all topics childhood and views of the A Record-A-Tune contest at 9 may be found In this Issue of Larry "Bud" Melman. His with which many ND students world are sure to amuse. p.m. on November 10 will d e­ The Observer, at the unique sense of humor, which will be able to identify. Notre Dame students, who as termine the three lucky acts to bookstore, and on the 2nd has given birth to such con­ The bizarre and unpredicta­ of yet remain unidentified, will precede the comedians. The floor of Lafortune. cepts as "Toast on a Stick," ble Phillips has made appear­ provide the opening act by AlumnLSenior Club, the site of Both activities are sponsored has earned him national ances on Letterman, a Clnemax singing with the help of the contest, is designating the by SUB, the sophom ore, junior, recognition. Some even con­ special, and HBO. His craziness Record-A-Tune. This concept evening "Undergrad Night " so and senior classes, and ZIP sider him a cult hero. The pervades his new album, E allows people to select one of that no talented (or amusing) 104. Fun-loving students and Notre Dame community is sure M02. Commenting on the plaid five hundred popular songs acts remain undiscovered. other Interested parties can to boast some of these fol­ polyester pants he wears, he which has dropped the lead Judges include Dean Brown, purchase tickets for the Novem­ lowers who will undoubtly rise states, "I've found women are vocal, thereby giving the local comic Steven Kimbrough, ber 20 AT&T College Comedy up for this occasion. attracted to the Dacron look." honors to aspiring (or maybe and a ZIP 104 personality Tour appearance at the Cellar The November 20, 8 p.m. And his weird stories about his just enthusiastic) performers. am ong others. Entry blanks for $7. Hard times for meadowfoam growers

Associated Press field burning after harvest. prospects in the 1960s and investors. Without investors, it's acres of land. Oil from har­ Jolliff gets exasperated as he 70s. hard to demonstrate quality, vested seeds is extracted in ORVALLIS, Ore.-Dr. Gary thumbs through the stack, Meadowfoam Is currently yield and market demand to Texas, refined in California and CJolliff plants a five-inch reviewing press accounts of used In cosmetics and hair justify the research. trucked back to Oregon, where stack of reports, scientific inflated expectations of an eco­ products. Japanese companies all but 15 of the first 75 tons papers and clippings on a nomic and environmental have been buying a small "So many people want proof are stored waiting for a market. small patch of desk in his miracle. Such optimism didn't share of the crop since 1985. before they're willing to Invest, " The market isn't interested crowded office at Oregon State reflect the slow, halting nature Now meadowfoam is billed as says Jolliff. "It's not in the In buying a product because University's Crop Science build­ of turning a plant such as an option for farmers of cards for bureaucrats to take there Isn't a constant supply," ing. Jolliff is a professor, a meadowfoam into a crop. surplus crops, such as wheat. risks." says Dave Nelson of Associa­ part-time researcher and full­ Meadowfoam Is named for But none of these bursts of The risks fall to the 23 grass tions for Grass Seed and time advocate for Llmnanthes the appearance of an ankle- interest have produced any seed growers experimenting Meadowfoam Growers. "And alba, commonly known as deep white foam that a field of burst of research money. with meadowfoam. They've In­ farmers don't want to grow It m eadowfoam. Its flowers the stuff gives. Growing fields But meadowfoam still holds vested $500,000 and 1,000 because there's no market." produce an oilseed touted for of foam is the easy part, Jolliff promise. Bob Buchanan, direc­ 20 years as an answer to every­ says. He calls meadowfoam a tor of the Oregon Department thing from Willamette Valley "national treasure" and a po­ of Agriculture, says the field burning to the slaughter tential $80-mllllon-a-year crop. majority of agriculture leaders WVFI TOP TEN of sperm whales. The frustration comes In cul­ regard meadowfoam as a Native to Oregon and nor­ tivating the political and finan­ credible crop. Jolliff was Invited 1. The Motion of Love Gene Loves Jezebel thern California, meadowfoam's cial support needed to turn the to tell Congress about a pro­ 2. Rain in the Summertime The Alarm unique qualities-Its combina­ plant's promise to profit. posed new research agency. tion of carbon atoms makes it "We know how to make And U.S. Representative Bob 3. The Right Stuff Biyan Feny a durable, heat-tolerant oil- plants profitable," Jolliff says. Smith has become Interested in 4. Before Too Long Paul Kelly and the Messengers were discovered In the 1950s. "We Just have to Invest In finding money for meadow­ 5. What’s the Matter 10,000 Maniacs In the '60s, It was seen as a them. You don't have to be foam research, an aide says. replacement for oil from the very smart to se e that if you But to market meadowfoam 6. Fight Like a Brave The Red Hot Chill Peppers endangered sperm whale; in put som e research Into this on a large scale, growers must 7. Right Here The Go-Betweens the '70s it offered a renewable thing, It will go places. " offer buyers a low, stable price. 8. White Coats New Model Army substitute for finite oil reserves. New crops don't have a con­ Meadowfoam oil is now priced 9. Fangs Trip Shakespeare It also could be an alternative stituency to press for research at $3.60 per pound, but offi­ for grass seed growers, be­ funds, he says. And many ob­ cials say it should flatten out at 10. Hourglass Squeeze cause It could be grown in servers of meadowfoam are $1. It's a vicious cycle. Without fields used primarily for grass cynical, having witnessed the money for research and devel­ This chart compiled from the playlists of WVF1-AM640 as of Nov. 3, 1967. °ed, but would not require rise and fall of the crop's opment, it is hard to attract The Accent Department is looking for enthusiastic people

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South Bend native would like parents to great in virtue, rich in miracles, Kinsman physiciarvpsychologist, deeply wishes to see HOMEGROWN HERO A.Johnson in Christ, intercessor of all who invoke adopt newborn. Welcoming warm family, Mr. Right play. I need 2 or 4 GA's for B.C. If you your aid in time of need. I pray to you to love, opportunities! Expenses paid. Le­ HELP!!! I NEED B.C. TIXS STUD. OR can help, call Craig at 234-7018. use your God given power to aid in my gal, confidential. Call Ellie or Alan collect GA WILL DO CALL 1663 urgent petition. In return I promise to 212-724-7942. I really, really, really need 1 Alabama publish your Novena and to make your ticket. NEED ONE B.C. STUD. TICKET FOR nam e known. Three Hail Marys and three TYPINGWORD PROCESSING Student or GA will do. Call John at 283- THE CHICK CALL PAT 271-0463 Glorias. Say for nine days. Publication CALL CHRIS 2445. Cookie dough fingernails excite me! must be promised. Novena never fails. 234-8997 BC & ALABMA!!!! 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Please give me a STAFF CALL STEVE X1654 Ken. The Pasadena Palace awesome on Halloween night. Was this IN THE N.D. SWEATSHIRT IN THE call if they turn up. Char X4064 at Campus View? Please call or at least LOBBY. NEED BC OR BAMA TIX. CALL 303- NEED 4 BC GA's MATT 287-9770 write. Love CALVIN LOST: On October 29 I lost a watch with 279-0985. a black leather strap and a gold face I NEED ONE BC GA FOR DOMER DAD Featuring Music, Ladies Night I PLEASE CALL MAURINE AT 2604 somewhere between Pasquerllla East Live Stereo Quote of the Day and Cartier Field. If you have found it, FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT NEEDS 4 What did you do wrong? NEED BAMA GA'S BAD $$$ $$$ CALL PLEASE call Elizabeth at 4281. B.C. GA S REACH HIM CO MATT 283- Riders needed to WASH. D.C. to share "I don't know, but it hurtl" MAGGIE YOU SHAKESPEAR 3549 JIM 283-3669 $ co sts and com pany for w eekend of Nov. Phil Martin GODDESS If you took my Levi's jean jacket (M. C. 7. Call Rich x1765. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 22 AND Kraft label inside) from Far-dey's U2 bus, OVER THE HILL? YOUR LOVING RE­ call 1891 to trade it for your CS&CO jean BC student or GA ticket needed, call ------...... , NEED HELP ME I I NEED ONE BC TICKET. LATION! P.S. SOMEONE WANTS TO jacket. Dave x1589 TWO BOSTON COLLEGE GA'S PHONE CALL ALLISON AT 1340. KNOW IF YOU WISH YOU WERE AS STEVE AT 289-6706 Hey Physics Chicks TALL IN INCHES AS YOU ARE IN BOSTON COLLEGE NEED 2 BC GA'S I am one of the lickiest people to be able YEARS!!! CALL JE F F £1453 to sit behind such gorgous left handed FOR RENT **************************************** Domettes that love blue-greenll You TRADE 2 BAMA STU TIX FOR 2 BC make physics so much fun. ROUND TRIP AIRLINE TICKET AND ANDY 239-5607 SORIN HALL'S 99th ANNUAL B.C. GA FOR SALE BOSTON TO TALENT SHOW WANTED: 8 ND va ALABAMA TICK­ SOUTH BEND NOV.5-NOV.9 (B.C. 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I need 3 BAMA tickets I Will pay big bucks. Desperately need 2 BC tix and 3 Bama Friend up from Indy. I need o ne BC ticket Astrella 271-9438 tix, student or GA. Kevin 1885 WANTED Call Char X4064. I need 2 BC tickets! Student or GA. TOM WURZER Need 6 Boston College Tickets. Ask for Oh, D oes sh e know D oes she know Does NEED BC STUDENT TIX ICALL DIANE Please call Astrella 271-9438 Mike Clark 272-3763 If you need $$$ to make a trip down to she know Does she know? NO...but 41324128 What a deal I the Bloomington area, I need a ride to I NEED 2 BAMA TIX! $$$ NO OPTION. sh e ’d like toll W hat the HELL happened? ND student has new and used furniture andtir from Indiana University. Call Brian CALL TED 287-5541 Help! Need B.C. GA's for lonely parents PAINTER WANTED: NEAT PAINTER to sell cheap. at 3625. I need ride this weekend. BIG $! Call Fred 288-2032 WANTED TO PAINT CLOSETS, ETC Coffee table NEED ALABAMA TIX BAD X3137 IN MY HOME. YOU CAN CHOOSE End table I HAVE 12 BAMA GA TICKETS FOR TIM I thought of buying you a new YOUR OWN HOURS. I HAVE APPROX. Computer desk WILL BEAT ANY OFFER ON STUDENT SALE. MAKE ME AN OFFER I CAN'T SAILING CLUB bathrobe for your birthday, but you looked 40c HOURS OF WORK. PAYING Card table REFUSE CALL 291-7649 MEETING too cute in the old one! HAPPY 18th S4.0OHR. CALL 282-1935, AFTER 6:30 TICKETS FOR BOSTON COLLEGE. Folding chairs CALL CHRISTY 3829 6:30 tonight BIRTHDAY! Love Carrie PM. Desk B.C. GA’s FOR SALE 282-2977 Lamp In 204 O ’Shag Call Cathy at 287-9338 1 BC STUD TIX, 1 BAMA STUD TIX $30 HELP-Rich brother coming to see Ala­ FOR SALE I DESPERATELY NEED 6 BC GA'SI A PC. X4333 KELLY O'BRIEN -SMC -WILL BE 20 b am a game-He'll pay BIG MONEY for PLEASE CALL SHANNON x2519. TOMORROW! GA or stu.ticket-Please sell him your ex­ I will trade a BAMA stud for a BC stud I For Sale 2 United Alrllnee round-trip tra one-call Katy 271-0924 will buy 2 BC GAs. Please call Brian at tickets to anywhere In the continental I NEED BAMA STUD TIX. CALL DOC Some people improve the world just by X1000 I decided that it wasn't worth the money U.S. $200 ea or beat offer. Call Trace 3347/8 being in it- this is you KARIN POEHL- to send a personal to the immature little at 277-1773. INGIIIII HAPPY 20th to Alaska’s b est tour We are victims of the party! ATTENTION AIR FORCE INTERESTS WILL TRADE 2 BC GA'S FOR 2 ALA­ guidelll Love, Jan SMiC b—-who left me waiting at the bus 1 ROUND TRIP O’HARE-FT. LAUDER­ There are two AIR FORCE PILOTS BAMA TICKETS CALL 2734 stop Monday night. I'd much rather send one to you, LIZA, MO, AMY, MEG, and DALE DEPART-11/25 RETURN-11/29 (Worthsmfth AFB) coming to talk to us TRADE 1 B.C. G.A. for 1 BAMA G.A. HEIDI. Friends like you are worth more $300 3459 about their experiences and future career. They ask for two Boston College Call LORI—2516 than anything money can buy. Jill Terry, I'm soorrry for ripping your skirt! airline tix to MIAMI FL from Ohare GA's TIXS, TOOI PLEASE HELP THE 3 ALASKANS Does this mean I can't wear your clothes oneway 11/24 $100 and ride back tom PILOTS. They will pay $$$ If Interested are coming down for anymore? Begging Forgiveness -Mark. 2016 in AIR FORCE, you can talk to them. Dr. W hoopie has com e to ND! Gettln' a PLEASE SELL ME TIXS then I'll tell you Need Alabama GA's or Stud Call and they need TICKETSIII little hot, w ant to be safe? Well, call Dr. SNOW TIRES... Never used. Fit VW Bug. w hen its about PLEASE CALL ME X3276 John at 2236 GA or student Whoopie for quick delivery of needed Balloons, cake, and a BELLY DANCER?! and probably many other compact cars. AIM HIGH! Call JAN X2776 protection. Call 2921 or 4644. Think safe YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! Thanks a Call 277-5719 and leave message. Need 2 BC GA'S Call Erin 2732 sex. lot, it w as a great b-day. November 4, 1987 The Observer p age 11 Sports Wednesday

Sports Lists AP Top 20 Sports Calendar I Interhall Football

AP Top Twenty Home games in CAPS MEN'S CONFERENCE Rockne Dlvlalon Enormous Endorsements W L T Pet. PF PA The Top Twenty college football teams in The Today Pangborn 3 0 1 .875 77 13 What Six Athletes Earned From Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ Volleyball vs. WESTERN MICHIGAN Fisher 3 0 1 .875 48 7 theses, this season's records and total points. Points Sorin 2 2 0 .500 28 18 based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents Soccer vs. VALPARAISO Carroll 1 3 0 .250 6 58 Product Endorsements Per Week* are Italicized. St. Ed's 0 4 0 .000 12 66 Thursday Leahy Dlvlalon Volleyball at Dayton Stanford 4 0 01.000 102 6 1. Oklahoma (38) 8-0-0 1173 Alumni 3 1 0 .750 50 21 2. Nebraska (15) 8-0-0 1137 Friday C avanaugh 0 2 2 .250 0 28 3. Miami, Fla. 6-0-0 1108 Holy Cross 0 2 2 .250 0 61 Boris Becker $96,154 4. Florida State 7-1-0 987 Soccer vs. MARQUETTE Zahm 0 2 2 .250 0 36 5. LSU 7-0-1 943 Hockey at Kent State Paraeghlan Dlvlalon Michael Jordan $76,923 6. Auburn 7-0-1 906 7. UCLA 7-1-0 835 Field Hockey at Midwest Regionals Dillon 4 1 0 .800 55 14 Greg Norman $76,923 8. Syracuse 8-0-0 798 Planner 2 1 2 .600 42 20 9. Notre Dame 6-1-0 751 Saturday G race 2 2 1 .500 27 40 Jim McMahon $57,692 10. Clemson 7-1-0 599 Football vs. BOSTON COLLEGE Off-Campus 1 1 3 .500 25 40 tie Morrissey 1 2 2 .400 20 27 Georgia 6-2-0 599 Volleyball vs. LOUISVILLE Dennis Conner $34,615 12. Oklahoma State 7-1-0 437 Keenan 1 4 0 .200 22 50 13. Alabam a 6-2-0 393 Hockey at Kent State Sunday's Quarterfinal Resulta Gary Carter $13,462 tie So. Carolina 6-2-0 393 Field Hockey at Midwest Regional 75. Michigan State 5-2-1 386 Fisher 8, Alumni 0 u 16. Penn State 6-2-0 309 Dillon 3, Planner 0 17. Florida 5-3-0 229 Sunday 18. Indiana 6-2-0 224 Soccer vs. OHIO STATE 19. T ennessee 5-2-1 90 Sunday’s Semifinal Games 20. T exas A&M 6-2-0 84 Wrestling at Michigan State Dillon vs. Pangborn (1 p.m.) Invitational Stanford vs. Fisher (2:30 p.m.)

Monday

Also receiving votes: Arkansas 57, Ohio State 44, Women's Tennis at Rolex Regional W O M E N ’S CO NFERENCE Iowa 30, So. California 26, Wyoming 21, Arizona • in 1986 State 13, San Jose State 9, Eastern Michigan 6, Pasquerilla Wes 7 1 0 .875 136 54 M ichigan 4, T exas 4, Boston College 2, Pitt 2, No. Tuesday Breen-Phillips 7 1 0 .875 146 92 Source: Business Week Carolina 1. Women's Tennis at Rolex Regional Lyons 6 2 0 .750 113 30 Farley 6 2 0 .750 122 36 Lewis 4 4 0 .500 64 62 Soccer Top 20 Pasquerilla Eas 2 5 0 .286 68 72 Scoreboard Walsh 1 6 0 .143 26 136 Aesulte for Oct. 28 through Nov. 3 UCLA 3, Notre Dame 2 as of October 26 14. No. Carolina 12-4-0 Badin 1 7 0 .125 20 125 Howard 1 Saint Mary's 4, lU-South Bend 0 15. UCLA 10-4-1 7 0 .125 26 120 The Top 20 college team s In the Soccer America 16. William & Mary 13-2-2 Football Siena Heights 2, Saint Mary's 0 Magazine poll compiled by its editorial staff, with 17. Connecticut 11-4-3 Notre Dame over Navy, 56-13 this season’s records. Notre Dame's opponents are 18. Evansville 12-6-0 Last Thursday's Results Cross Country italicized. 19. Seton Hall 9-3-3 Pasquerilla West 14, Lewis 0 Volleyball Women 1. So. Carolina 13-1-2 20. Loyola, Md 11-3-2 Lyons 20, Pasquerilla East 8 Purdue over Notre Dame, 15-10,14-16,15-2, DePaul 46, Notre Dame 54, Marquette 56, 2. Indiana 15-2-0 15-4 Dayton 57 3. Virginia 14-1-2 Great Lakes Region Coaches' Poll 1. Indiana Noire Dame over Illinols-Chicago, 15-6,15-9, 4. Duke 12-3-1 17-2-0 50 5. Harvard 9-0-2 2. Akron 10-5-3 43 8-15, 15-1 Field Hockey Sunday's Results 6. SMU 10-3-1 3. Evansville 13-7-0 39 SW Missouri State 2, Notre Dame 0 Breen-Phillips 20, Badin 14 Western Michigan over Notre Dame, 13-15, 7. Rutgers 13-2-2 4. Notre Dam e 14-3-1 36 Farley 20, W alsh 0 15-7. 15-7. 15-6 So. Illinois-Carbondale 1, Notre Dame 0 8. UNLV 11-3 5. Bowling Green 11-5-0 30 Pasquerilla West 22, Howard 6 9. Notre Dame 14-1-1 6. Wisconsin 13-7-1 23 Lewis 6, Pasqueriila East 0 (forfeit) Soccer Hockey 10. Clemson 12-3-1 7. Wis.-Milwaukee 10-8-1 19 Sunday's Semifinal Games Notre Dame 5, Windsor 4 (OT) 11. Columbia 7-2-2 8. Wis.-Green Bay 14-6-2 19 Men Pasquerilla West vs. Farley (1 p.m.) 12. San Diego State 14-3-0 9. Michigan State 8-8-0 7 San Diego Stale 1, Notre Dame 0 Windsor 9, Notre Dame 6 Breen-Phillips vs. Lyons (2:15 p.m.) 13. Yale 7-2-0 10. Wright State 10-6-2

Volleyball Top 10 I Big Ten Standings NBA Preseason Eastern Conference Los Angeles WALES CONFERENCE 3 8 1 28 49 Atlantic Division NCAA Midwest Regional Volleyball Poll Big Ten Standings Vancouver 2 8 1 38 49 The Big Ten college football conference standings, W L Pet. GB through games played October 31. The-conference Adams Division Boston 7 1 .875 W L T GF GA Pts. N.Y. Knicks 5 3 .625 2 7. Nebraska 23-7 1. Michigan State 44 Norris Division Philadelphia 2 5 .286 4.5 2 Illinois 21-3 4-0-1 5-2-1 Montreal 8 4 2 57 18 2. Indiana 13 W ashington 2 5 .286 4.5 3 Western Michigan 77-5 4-1-0 5-2-1 Q uebec 6 5 1 47 43 3. Iowa 4 3 45 45 13 New Jersey 1 7 .125 6 4 Pittsburgh 30-2 3-2-0 6-3-0 Buffalo 5 Toronto 46 42 12 4. Michigan 5 1 31 43 11 Central Division 5. Northwestern 27-4 3-2-0 5-3-0 Boston 5 Detroit 35 35 12 5. Ohio State 5 1 36 41 11 6 Purdue 17-10 3-2-0 5-2-1 Hartford 5 Chicago 51 53 11 6. Illinois Atlanta 5 2 .714 7. Penn State 20-6 2-2-1 3-4-1 M innesota 39 42 11 7. Minnesota Chicago 4 4 .500 1.5 8 Oklahoma 19-7 2-3-0 5-3-0 St. Louis 35 42 7 8. Purdue Indiana 4 4 500 1.5 9. Notre Dame 20-7 2-3-0 2-5-1 9. Patrick Division Milwaukee 3 3 .500 1.5 10. Northern Iowa 27-3 Northwestern 1-4-0 1-6-1 10. Wisconsin 0-5-0 2-6-0 Tuesday's Results Cleveland 3 4 .429 2 N.Y. Islanders 8 3 1 56 35 17 Detroit 3 5 .375 2.5 W ashington 7 4 1 45 35 15 New Jersey 7 4 0 42 36 14 Quebec 4, St. Louis 3 Western Conference N.Y. Rangers 4 6 3 54 54 11 Pittsburgh 5, Philadelphia 1 Midwest Division W L NATIONAL CONFERENCE West Pittsburgh 4 6 3 50 51 11 Washington 3, Vancouver 2 Pet. GB Denver 5 East Philadelphia 4 7 2 32 50 10 Minnesota 2, Detroit 2 3 .625 Utah 5 .625 W L T Pet. PF PA San Diego 6 1 0 .857 160 128 N.Y. Islanders 6, New Jersey 3 3 Sacram ento 4 3 .571 .5 W ashington 6 1 0 857 177 108 Seattle 5 2 0 .714 194 135 N.Y. Rangers at Calgary, late Dallas 3 4 429 1.5 Dallas 4 3 0 .571 168 158 Denver 4 2 1 .643 184 139 San Antonio 3 4 429 1.5 Philadelphia 3 4 0 429 151 186 L A. Raiders 3 4 0 .429 149 138 CAMPBELL CONFERENCE Wednesday's Games Houston 3 4 .429 St. Louis 2 5 0 286 151 180 K ansas City 1 6 0 .143 117 232 1.5 Pacific Division N.Y. Giants 1 6 0 143 99 142 Sunday's Results Boston at Hartford Houston 31, Cincinnati 29 L.A. Lakers 7 0 1.000 Winnepeg at Toronto Indianapolis 19, N Y. Jets 14 Smythe Division Seattle 7 1 .875 .5 W L T GF GA Pts Detroit at Minnesota Chicago 31, K ansas City 28 Pheonix 3 4 .429 4 Central 14 Montreal at Chicago New England 26, L A. Raiders 23 Edmonton 7 5 0 56 Portland 3 5 .375 4.5 W innepeg 6 4 0 35 12 N.Y. R angers at Edmonton L.A. Clippers 2 6 Chicago 6 1 0 .857 191 105 New Orleans 38, Atlanta 0 .250 5.5 Calgary 5 5 1 44 11 Buffalo at Los Angeles Golden State 1 Tam pa Bay 4 3 0 .571 164 128 Philadelphia 28, St. Louis 23 6 .143 6 G reen Bay 3 3 1 .500 123 138 Miami 35, Pittsburgh 24 Minnesota 3 4 0 429 139 160 Tam pa Bay 23, Green Bay 17 Irish Volleyball Detroit 1 6 0 .143 119 213 Washington 27, Buffalo 7 West San Diego 27, Cleveland 24 (OT) Denver 34, Detroit 0 San Francisco 6 1 0 .857 199 154 Seattle 28, Minnesota 17 PLAYER GP KILLS AVG E TA PCT AST AVG ACES AVG DIGS AVG BS BA AVG New Orleans 4 3 0 .571 180 123 San Francisco 31, L.A. Ram s 10 Zanette Bennett 99 385 3.89 115 872 .310 11 0.11 33 0.33 261 2.64 35 79 1.15 Atlanta 2 5 0 .286 117 216 Kathy Cunningham 69 237 3.43 90 595 .247 8 0.12 22 0.32 217 3.14 3 31 0.49 L.A. Ram s 1 6 0 .143 120 184 Monday Night’s Result Dallas 33. N Y. Giants 24 Maureen Shea 100 306 3.06 90 745 .290 43 0.43 24 0.24 219 2.19 21 87 1.06 Sunday's Games Mary Kay Waller 65 187 2.88 61 437 .288 3 0.05 10 0.15 113 1.74 26 85 1.71 Atlanta at Cleveland Colleen Wagner 33 65 1.97 45 189 .106 0 0.00 11 0.33 82 2.48 2 12 0.42 AMERICAN CONFERENCE Chicago at Green Bay 1 East Dallas at Detroit Kathy Baker 67 122 1.82 49 365 .200 9 0.13 10 0.15 158 2.36 28 0.43 W L T Pet. PF PA Denver at Buffalo Whitney Shewman 31 36 1.16 14 137 .161 0 0.00 5 0.16 79 2.55 2 3 0.16 Indianapolis 4 3 0 .571 140 103 L.A. Raiders at Minnesota Gretchen Kraus 38 43 1.13 16 123 .220 ,5 0.13 5 0,13 43 1.13 4 22 0.68 4 0 .571 New England 3 139 151 Pittsburgh at K ansas City Rachel Hall 20 18 0.90 13 48 .104 1 0.05 2 0.10 19 0.95 8 14 1.10 Buffalo 3 4 0 429 122 183 San Diego at Indianapolis Miami 3 4 0 .429 203 157 Tampa Bay at St. Louis Taryn Collins 87 61 0.70 13 186 .258 1013 11.64 25 0.29 294 3.38 7 43 0.57 N.Y. Jets 3 4 0 429 165 163 Washington at Philadelphia Kathleen Morin 20 10 0.50 2 29 .276 157 7.85 3 0.15 24 1.20 1 8 0.45 Central Houston at San Francisco Amy White 53 17 0.32 18 88 -.011 25 0.47 9 0.17 81 1.53 3 23 0.49 Miami at Cincinnati Houston 5 2 0 714 180 153 New Orleans at L.A. Ram s Jill Suglich 44 0 0.00 3 7 -.429 2 0.05 7 0.16 71 1.61 0 0 0.00 Cleveland 4 3 0 .571 173 107 New England at N Y. Giants NOTRE DAME 101 1487 14.72 529 3821 .251 1277 12.74 166 1.64 1661 16.45 113 435 3.27 Pittsburgh 4 3 0 .571 157 156 Monday Night's Game OPPONENTS 101 1408 13.94 611 4023 .198 1200 11.88 164 1.62 1787 17.69 75 307 2.26 Cincinnati 2 5 0 286 124 156 Seattle at N.Y. Jets

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By STEVE MEGARGEE ment,” Brooks says. “I’d been school, you could play well for Sports Writer around the exact opposite for a few downs and then coast. much of my life. Here you have to play every The book says that a fresh­ “Notre Dame’s a really reli­ down like it’s your last down. man will have troubles adjust­ gious place, not strict but you Granted, some players have ing to major college football be­ have lots of restrictions, and the ability to coast, but those cause he will not have faced it’s pretty quiet and not too who play with desire every any kind of competition in high fast. There are not many run- down are the ones who set school that approaches the col­ ins with drugs and gangs. themselves apart. Tim lege level. Where I come from you see a Brown’s that type of player.” Somebody ought to explain lot of that,” continues Brooks. Although he has not started, that to Notre Dame freshman “It’s the kind of atmosphere Brooks has seen action in every tailback Tony Brooks. you can get caught up in. I saw game except for the loss to Pit­ As the captain at Booker T. a lot of Division I caliber tsburgh, which he missed with Washington High School in players not going to college or an injured ankle. In Holtz’ mul­ Tulsa, Okla., Brooks led his going to junior colleges. I said tiple back system, Brooks has team to two state champion­ from my sophomore year that been able to share time with ships despite going up against I’d get to my books so when the junior Mark Green and class­ opponents now suiting up for time came, I wouldn’t say I mate Ricky Watters at tail­ teams like Oklahoma, Okla­ should have’ or T could have.” back. As the biggest and most homa State, Georgia and Instead, he has been able to physical of these three tail­ Texas. make a substantial contribu­ backs, he also replaced an in­ “There were Division I tion to the Irish backfield as a jured Braxston Banks at ful­ players coming out of every freshman, highlighted by an 82- lback against Michigan State. school,” says Brooks. “Ath­ yard rushing performance on letes like Steve Largent, Drew 12 carries last Saturday Brooks has realized what he Pearson and Way man Tisdale against Navy. Running back needs to learn as a college came out of that area. coach Jim Strong says that is player, and as far as he is con­ “My school was academi­ partially because he used some cerned, he is learning from the cally one of the top 150 in the of the more beneficial re­ best. nation, and the football pro­ sources of his hometown. “My practice habits are bet­ gram had four losses in the four “Tony came out of an excel­ ter, I have a more serious atti­ years I was there.” lent high school program,” tude toward the game, and I But while Tulsa may have says Strong. “I know his high have improved my speed,” been a football haven for col­ school coach, Larry McGee, says Brooks. “I think we could lege scouts, it had its bad and he was very well coached go all the way and be national The Observer/Jim Carroll aspects as well. This darker at the high school level. His champions if we listen to Coach Freshman Tony Brooks finds some running room against Navy. side of his hometown contrib­ team has three or four major Holtz. The man knows every­ Brooks’ Oklahoma upbringing set the stage for his talents to come uted in Brooks’ decision to college players every year, and thing, everything he says is out in the Irish backfield. Steve Megargee features Brooks at left. come to Notre Dame instead of they run their high school pro­ right. He knows the game.” joining some of his friends at gram like a college program.” Oklahoma. Of course, Brooks has found If the Irish do come on to win “My mom and dad liked he has needed to make adjust­ the national title, it could very Take a little Trip with Coach (Lou) Holtz, and my dad ments to be successful at the well mean Brooks would be TRIPSHAKESPEARE liked the history and tradition, college level. spending New Y ear’s Day in and he thought I could come “The intensity and the pace Miami facing the school back here and be a better person and of the game were the biggest in his home state that he chose be around the right environ­ things,” says Brooks. “In high not to attend. Lyght WVPE AND SUNSHINE PROMOTIONS WELCOME continued from page 16 tributing nine tackles in the contest. Beyond these four, several WEDNESDAY, freshmen have made their presence felt for the 6-1 Irish. NOVEMBER 1 8 -8 :0 0 One sign of this was obvious Saturday. Despite the blowout, MORRIS CIVIC fans remained attentive as AUDITORIUM Notre D am e’s second and third ALL SEATS RESERVED $ 1 5 . 5 0 teams displayed their many talents and kept up a high TICKETS AVAILABLE AT Friday, November 6 CIVIC AUDITORIUM quality of play - a promising 10 pm sign that more seasons like this BOX OFFICE, NIGHTW INDS (NILES at Theodore’s one are on their way. NORTH VILLAGE FREE admission MALL). SUPER SOUNDS (ELKHART) -the latest great band Tony Rice again came away AND J.R.'S to rise from Minneapolis from an Irish win with an in­ (LAPORTE). Sponsored by SUB jury, this week in the form of CHARGE BY PHONE: a bruised leg, making him 219- 284-9190 questionable for Saturday’s matchup with Boston College. 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The Irish have not started the same de­ All-America flanker Tim fensive line since the third Brown and starting quarter­ week of the season. back Tony Rice are among a Still out with injuries from large group of Notre Dame earlier in the year are free players who have missed prac­ safety Corny Southall tice so far this week because of (ligaments), split end Ray injuries suffered this past Sat­ Dumas (knee), tail­ urday. back/flanker Alonzo Jefferson Brown suffered a broken left (ankle) and defensive lineman ring finger when it got caught Bryan Flannery (back). in a Navy defender’s jersey “(The injury situation) is early in the first quarter of a reaching a point where it’s 56-13 Irish victory over the Mid­ going to hurt us,” Holtz said shipmen. He returned to pick Tuesday morning. “I’m really up a total of 173 yards in the concerned about it.” contest. Brown, Rice and many of the Rice came away from the others probably will be able to ... contest with a contusion in his play Saturday against Boston n H leg. College, Holtz said. Others members of the team “There is a possibility Kent The Observer / Pet Kueek who have missed at least one Graham will open up at quar­ The Saint Mary’s soccer team wrapped up Its Siena Heights. Molly McNeil highlights the action day of practice this week in­ terback,” Holtz added. “It’s season with a victory over IUSB and a loss to below. clude defensive linemen Mike too early to make that deci­ Griffin (back and ankle), Tom sion.”

SMC soccer season ends at 6-8-2 P.W. continued to show why it belongs at the top by crushing for the year. Farley By MOLLY MCNEILL came up with the ball at mid­ Howard 22-6. After a season- field and beat the defender to As Parent’s Weekend wound continued from page 16 Sports Writer opening loss to Farley, P.W. score the first goal on the down and the season ap­ for a 25-yard touchdown pass ran off seven in a row to finish proached its end, the Belles lost The Saint Mary’s soccer breakaway. to open the scoring. the season. to Sienna Heights Sunday, 2-0. team finished its season last It wasn’t long before the Farley’s Tami Goodwin “I felt good about our soccer weekend with a final record of Belles struck again, as Amy scored her third punt return Playoff action begins on Sun­ progress as a team, even 6 -8-2 . Ross scored from the middle touchdown of the season, day with semi-final games though our won-loss record Hosting Soccer Parent’s on a pass from Landry Cle­ covering 75 yards and account­ pairing P.W. and Farley at 1 didn’t show it,” said coach Tom Weekend, the Belles started out ment. ing for the final Farley points. p.m. followed by B P and Lyons Van Meter. with an impressive 4-0 victory The first half ended with still In other action Sunday night, at 2:15 p.m. at Stepan fields. Friday over Indiana Univer­ another goal by Belles’ forward Overall Van Meter was Marcie Gaus. pleased with his first year sity at South Bend. back Greg Gibbons tossed a 20- In the second half the Belles coaching the Belles and looks The Belles came out strong, yard strike to his prolific- relied mostly on their defense, forward to next year. Defense putting their first goal in the scoring flanker Pat Murphy for net only five minutes into the including the strong goaltend- “My goal now is to start to continued from page 16 the only score of the game. The game. ing of senior Patty Hatfield, build for next year,” said Van extra point provided some ex­ Freshman Tricia Troester who registered another shutout Meter. tough,” understated Fisher citement, as Fisher’s holder, coach Chris Carlson. “Our of­ Steve Nytes, took a bad snap fense was set up by our from center and raced outside defense.” for the two-point conversion. In fact, Fisher’s lone score “It came down to who wanted was set up by an interception. it more,” said Alumni coach Late in the second quarter, Mike Brcik. “We knew they with Alumni driving, Fisher wanted to beat us, and they NAVY HIRING EXECUTIVE TRAINEES cornerback AC Yenchko were really psyched up. We picked off a John Nieirs pass. took it as just another game, From there Fisher quarter­ instead of a playoff game.” You can do a lot more with your degree than juat get a job. As a Navy officer, you can lead the adventure I • No experience necessary * ALL majors considered Today's Navy is top-flight people working with the best in their field. It's also Q q O O sophisticated technical and management train­ ing in executive, managerial, professional, scientific and technical positions. You don't have to wait until you graduate I Navy Officer representatives will be on campus conducting an exclusive testing NEWYEARS EVE session. All interested students who are within 3 years of graduating are encouraged to take advantage of this opportunity. Testing takes approximately 34 hours and seats are limited.

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saw action in four games for the Dolphins, was Water Polo team members must attend a The Sailing Club placed third overll out of replaced on the roster by tight end David Lewis, a mandatory meeting tomorrow at 5 p.m. in LaFor- nine teams this past weekend at the University of tune’s basement T.V. room. For further info, call Toledo Regatta. Pete Wall placed third in the A Miami replacement player. -The Observer Tom Cashman at 234-6727. -The Observer division with crew Paige Cooper while Tom Sessions took third in the B division with Marc Miller Interhall football equipment return will be John Moir, college basketball player of the year crewing. This next weekend the team travels to the today at Gate 9 of the stadium for the following for Notre Dame in 1936, has been nominated for Area A elimination Regatta and hopes to qualify teams: Carroll-6 p.m., Cavanaugh-6:30 p.m., Grace-7 p.m., Holy Cross-7:30 p.m., Keenan-8 p.m., election into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Indiana for the fall nationals. Tonight’s meeting at 6:30p.m. coach Bob Knight was also nominated. -Associated in 204 O’Shaughnessy is for all members. -The Ob­ Morrissey-8:30 p.m., St. Eds-9 p.m., Sorin-9:30 p.m. Press server R eturn tim es for the rem aining halls will take place after the playoffs and will be announced shortly. Tim Kempton, former Notre Dame and Los Joel Williams, former Notre Dame tight end, There will be a $5 fee for any equipment returned Angeles Clipper center, signed a one-year contract was waived by the Miami Dolphins. Williams, who after each hall’s designated date. -The Observer with Napoli of the Italian league. -Associated Press Soccer faces Valpo By PETE SKIKO to be blind not to see that we Sports Writer played them both down to the wire. The boys know that what The Notre Dame soccer team they accomplished out there left the West Coast with two was pretty special. losses against UCLA and San “Nobody hung their head Diego State, but returned with after either game. If you had the feeling that it can play with come into our locker room after any squad in the nation. we played UCLA, you would With that in mind, Head have thought, ‘Holy mackerel, Coach Dennis Grace feels rela­ Notre Dame beat the Bruins’. tively confident heading into I’m extremely pleased at the tonight’s game with Val­ intensity with which we’re paraiso, at 7:30 in Krause playing. I was happier after jr. rm t Stadium. this weekend than I have been Even if Notre Dame’s all- after a few wins this year.” time record against the Never one to look past an op­ Crusaders wasn’t 17-0, and ponent, Grace expects the typ­ even if the Irish haven’t out- ically scrappy Valparaiso scored Valpo 112-14 over the team to come at the Irish, ten-year history of the series, figuring that it has nothing to Grace might still feel good lose by pulling out all the stops about his team’s chances. against a team it has never y “We have an extremely pos­ beaten. itive attitude coming oXit of Cal­ “ Every year, Valpo comes to ifornia,” said Grace, in his play,” said Grace. “They’ve fourth year as the Irish mentor. been overmatched by us for the “Heck, early this year, both of last few years, but their coach those team s (UCLA and SDSU) does a nice job with the pro­ were in the top five in the gram and we had better be The Observer / Dan MacDonald country. To lose both on ready to play. But I’ve got a The Irish soccer team has built up Its confidence previews tonight’s match against Valparaiso at penalty kicks like that was feeling that we’ll be ready to following a rough West Coast trip. Pete Sklko left. tough in a sense, but you’d have play.” McGwire earns AL award Associated Press McGwire, the choice of all 28 voters, is the second unani­ BRAINS & NEW YORK -Oakland first mous selection in the 40-year baseman Mark McGwire, history of the award. Carlton whose 49 home runs set a Fisk of the Boston Red Sox was major-league record for a first- the first, in 1972. year player, was unanimously McGwire earned 140 points to do : selected Rookie of the Year in 64 for the runnerup, third the American League, the baseman Kevin Seitzer of the Baseball Writers Association Kansas City Royals. Catcher of America announced Tues­ Matt Nokes of the Detroit day. Tigers was third with 32 points. PLAY THE MOST EXCITING LIVE TV COMPETITIONS IN HISTORY

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Unfortun­ his team’s performance in the ately, their hopes were dashed second gam e was less than joy­ as the Broncos handed the Irish ful. their eighth loss of the season. “We didn’t adjust,” said In the first game, the Lambert. “It’s just that Broncos caught the Irish off simple. Western Michigan guard on their first serve, rack­ changed their attack and we ing up seven points. The Irish failed to adjust. They picked responded with two points of themselves up and out hustled their own from Maureen Shea us.” and Zanette Bennett. Western The inability to adjust proved Michigan then regained their to be fatal as the Broncos con­ The Observer / Suzanne Poch momentum, adding three more tinued their diligent attack on The Notre Dame volleyball team suffered a defeat their hopes of post-season action. See story at points before Notre Dame the Irish defense. In game at the hands of Western Michigan, which dashes right. could answer back. The Irish three, Notre Dame became did answer back, however, more disorganized, making with strong blocks and a ser­ bad judgements and bad vice ace by Kathleen Morin, passes. This breakdown led to Four battle for women’s IH title who lead the team with four. another 7-15 match. This turned the Irish around, As in the first three games, By JEFF HEILERT P.W. beat B-P and B P beat Pidgeon provided the first half heading them to a 15-13 win. the Irish started the fourth scoring on runs of 5 and 25 Sports Writer Farley, but Farley beat P.W. Coach Art Lambert was slowly. Unable to effectively B-P beat Lyons and Lyons beat yards respectively. pleased with the score. break the Western Michigan The women’s Interhall flag Farley, but P.W. beat Lyons. “I was a little disappointed “After a faulty start,” said defense, Notre Dame fell into football season ended last Sun­ Head to head matchups help in how the game went,” said Lambert,“the girls got it to­ a holding action to make it as day with many questions and very little. B-P head coach Dan Deboer. gether. They adjusted to West­ hard as possible for Western only a few answers. How about records against “Defensively, we had a few ern M ichigan’s style of play Michigan to score. The Broncos non-playoff opponents? All four problems. A little hard work and took away their cross court were finally able to end the The final standings are teams were 5-0. though, and we’ll be ready for gam e.” game 6-15 to win the match 3-1. tallied, and the playoff berths Last Sunday’s action was the playoffs.” At the start of the second This is the sixth loss to a top set, but they settle very little. typical of the confusion. game it seemed that the twenty team for the Irish this Breen-Phillips and B-P ran its winning streak to Farley, meanwhile, kept Broncos were going to have a season and should limit their Pasquerilla West tied for first six gam es with a 20-12 win over pace with the leaders by pos­ scoring frenzy similar to that chances of an NCAA tourna­ with 7-1 records, and Farley Badin (1-7). With the score still ting a convincing 20-0 victory of the first. They were halted ment bid. Putting thoughts like and Lyons both ended at 6-2 to close at the half, Margeret over Walsh (1-6). Substitute after three by a strong Irish that behind them, the Irish will tie for third. Johnson scam pered 65 yards on quarterback Colleen McGillis defense. The Irish came back face Eastern Michigan tonight. The top four teams qualify the opening play of the second teamed up with Kara England with a point of their own and The Irish are looking to extend for the playoffs, so who is half to extend the B-P lead to see FARLEY, page 13 then put up a defensive wall their series lead over the favored? 20-8. Keri Dresser and Tina that kept out a strong Bronco Hurons to 3-0. Strong defenses lead Fisher and Dillon to playoff victories By TIM SULLIVAN Flanner - the foot of in the game I said, ‘let’s take minutes. But an interception Planner’s spirits dropped, Sports Writer placekicker Mike Braemer. the sure three and bring the ended the drive deep in Dillon and the game effectively After a misplayed Flanner defense out and let ’em play.’” territory. ended, with that interception. If the true strengths of a foot­ punt, resulting in Dillon’s best The Big Red defense was not Dillon’s biggest interception “They moved the ball real ball team emerge during the field position of the day dominating - instead they came came late in the fourth period. well,” said Morgan, “but we big games, then both the Dillon (Planner's 25-yard line), the up with the big plays when Trailing 3-0, Flanner began its came up with the big plays and Fisher Hall men’s Inter­ Big Red drove ten more yards needed to shut down the Flan­ longest drive of the day. Quar­ when we had to.” hall football teams have true before being stopped on the ner team . terback Pete Parton’s passing Fisher’s defense was strength in their defenses. Flanner 15. Four interceptions were the (“ It was his best gam e of the definitely dominating. Defense was the key in both Dillon coach Jeff Morgan four biggest plays. Flanner year by far,” said Flanner The Green Wave completely of Sunday’s playoff games, as then made the tough decision moved the ball effectively coach Jim Kelly) and the run­ shut down Alumni’s passing at­ Dillon edged Flanner 3-0, and to go for a field goal. Braemer throughout the game, but key ning of Dave Kane got the ball tack and controlled the Dogs’ Fisher shutout Alumni 8-0 to nailed it and the defense held Dillon interceptions stymied to the Dillon 10. Kane then took running game to come away move into next weekend’s up. Planner’s efforts. The second a pitch and prepared to throw with the 8-0 victory. semi-finals. “With Mike Braemer,” said quarter, for instance, belonged an option pass, but he slipped “Our defense played really Dillon used an uncommon, Morgan, “we’ll go for anything to Flanner, as the Flannerites and his errant pass was picked but lethal, weapon to defeat under 50 (yards). At that point drove for nearly the entire ten off by Dillon’s Andy Aye. see DEFENSE, page 13 ’91 proving to be a class act for the Irish as well, hails from Tulsa, Okla. and was actively Last spring they were touted as the best recruiting (Andre) Jones, (Ricky) Watters, (Tony) Brooks, recruited by the No. 1 Sooners. Watters, the only class in the nation. (Frank) Jacobs, (Kent) Graham, and the list goes freshm an nam ed on USA Today’s first-team All- Lou Holtz was called a recruiting genius and Irish on.” America squad last year, grew up under the shadow eyes were smiling when Notre Dame nabbed The most notable performances to date have been several blue-chip players to come and play football turned in by the dynamic tailback duo of Tony of Paterno’s nose in Harrisburg, Pa. Quarterback Kent Graham has emerged as a this fall in the House That Rock Built. Brooks and Ricky Watters. Their statistics are composed signal-caller for Notre Dame and has When the official signing day arrived last nearly identical. And equally impressive. February, a full 30 players, the scholarship limit, given Irish-watchers something to speculate about signed on with the Irish, including all of Holtz’ des­ Brian by posting impressive numbers when filling in for ignated “must-haves.” another rookie, Tony Rice. G raham ’s dropback passing style has enabled the Coach Holtz is still being praised, and Irish eyes O’Gara are now glowing thanks to three words. Irish to use a hurry-up offense and march down the Six and one. field quickly when necessary. Graham is 9-of-ll for Irish Items Xr 133 yards, one touchdown and one interception. The class of ’91 has played a large part in Notre Dame’s success on the gridiron this fall and now Brooks is third for the Irish in rushing with 226 Freshman free safety Todd Lyght sparked Notre holds the distinction of being the only members of yards on 44 carries while Watters is close behind Dame’s just-short comeback against Pitt with a this squad which have never had a losing season. with 224 yards on 50 runs. Both rushed for touch­ blocked punt in the second half that set up an Irish “They’ve made a substantial contribution,” said downs Saturday against Navy, Watters for his touchdown. The multi-talented native of Flint, Holtz of his freshmen. “ So m any of them have second of the season and Brooks for his first. Mich., billed in the pre-season as Tim Brown’s even­ played a prominent role. When you think of how Holtz outright swept these two away from home- tual successor at flanker, earned his only start of many have played, it’s astounding. (Todd) Lyght, state coaches Barry Switzer and Joe Paterno. the season the next week against Air Force, con- (Scott) Kowalkowski, (Tim) Ryan, (Donn) Grimm, Brooks, who has shown talent at the fullback spot see LYGHT, page 12