and rightfully so, it be­ to confront himself with an !>©e©©©e©©©©©e©©e©©®©©©©©©©eec)< longs entirely to her. She alcoholic wife. Eve, who has' plays it for her reaction to confined herself to her room.\ the situation she is in, and By this final act. Pressman with a tight lipped determin­and Channing have reached under the ation to do herself in. It their social/financial goals is total comedy, and the and have remained shrill, highpoint of the play. boring, and totally unn?anner-1 The third party of the ed. Guittard and Maxwell hollywood Christmas Eve of the Future have to almost beg for a job\ is at McMartin's who now has from Pressman. Seems Guittard's buildings keep falling down. All end up dancing to Pressman's music sign ’hich he conducts. by Ken Dickmann |0©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©

To find yourself in a the rise, Laurence Guittard, room full of people who and his somewhat weird wife appear to be ridiculous Roberta Maxwell. McMartin thinkers, ahd then find is helping Guittard up the yourself as part of this ladder of success, while group, makes insand com­ Maxwell professes that she pany in Alan Aykbourn' s has been taking some kind ABSURD PERSON SINGULAR. of pill since she was eight. You may think that you are The finale finds Channing, the only one that thinks in locked out of her house in a strange way, but believe the pouring rain, in over­ me, there are many size galoshes, coat and hat, "singulars" out there wait­ and carrying some badly ing to be grouped. needed Schweppes. Ayckbourn's three-act The Christmas Eve of comedy/drama takes place the Present Party is at the in the kitchens of the architects house. Guittard three couples involved. is planning on leaving At the terribly boring Maxwell, who by this time Christmas Eve of the Past ^ is totally flipped out. cocktail party in the Maxwell tries all kinds of terribly "dishy' kitchen suidcides in her kitchen, of Stockard Channing and but these tries are contin­ Lawrence Pressman is hanker ually foiled by her guests. John McMartin, hiding from Channing finds Maxwell's the cocktail chatter and entire body shoved in the who is being tapped for kitchen stove, and thinks a business loan by the that she is trying to boring Pressman, and Mc­ clean it, so she pulls her Martin' s wife. Eve Arden, out and starts in herself. who has a tendency to drink Maxwell keeps on trying a little more gin than is with overdosing her on usuallly sociable. The pills, electricution, party is so bad, McMartin stabbing herself, etc. finds himself reading the She keeps being interrupted instruction book to the by her guests, who take kitchen stove. However, over in the kitchen repair­ he is recognized as the ing items, cleaning, etc. social goal of Pressman. The wonderful thing is that CON'T ON PAGE 17 The other invited Roberta Maxwell never utters guests are an architect on a word throughout the act. »S GAY WEEKLY MAGAZINE KALQ4DAR Page 3 Supervisors pass G ay Rights "Catholic constituency") San FTAncLsco'3 Board of who believe'Strongly that Supervisors, with a ten-to- this legislation is wrong, one vote, passed into law a and they have very valid ^ay-rights ordinance, pro­ feelings. Would they (the hibiting discrimination schools) be required to hire BY DAN TURNER based on sexual orientation someone who was (homosexual)?" in employment, housing, and "There are thousands and public acconanodations. thousands of people who are & JORDAN LEAL Supervisor Dan White cast perhaps not as sophisticated the one dissenting vote. as we, and it is counter­ Final passage of the measure productive to force this is expected this week, when on them." enacted, San Francisco will become the only city in the White concluded that more country with such a law, education was the answer to discrimination. says Deputy City Attorney D.J. Garibaldi. Supervisor Dianne Feinstein, Supervisor Gordon Lau who had a strong Gay backing during the last election, ~ ir -•- stated, "All this says is that Gay people are OK. It said that she could see some says 'If Gay people can do problems coming especially in the field of housing. the job, hire them; if they can pay the rent, rent to "The right of an indi­ vidual to live his lifestyle them.' It affirms a basic the way he or she chooses, right to be treated as a human being." can become offensive," stated In a telephone interview Board President Feinstein. Tuesday morning, San "The Gay community is going to have to face this - there Francisco's Mayor, George is a need to set some Muscone, commented, "I am standards. It is fine for very supportive of this us to live here respecting measure. I think such an each other's rights, but ordinance is delightful and that doesn't mean imposing daniel davis tom, paterson long overdue." them on others." Despite the solid vote of ABSURD PERSON SINGULAR The acting is superb Ms. Feinstein went on to support, a number of board By Jordan Leal and extremely well balanced say that she doesn't want members bad troubling throughout. Each performer San Francisco to become a concerns. Supervisor White Alan Aychbourn's cyn­ dazzles while letting the "do-anything, anywhere, stated, "It is a major con­ ical comedy joined the ACT others shine. Susan Pelle­ anytime"-type city. cern of some parents, who repertoire in great style. grino and Daniel Davis por­ have children in private "Absurd Person Singular" is tray the up and coming schools (referring to his Con't On Page 20 the story of three couples couple flawlessly. Barbara brought together on three Dirickson carries the second successive Christmas Eves, act wordlessly, as she fur­ past, present, and future. tively tries suicide. She We have the middle and Jay Saunders play the calss couple on the way up, couple for whom everything the well educated, well should be theirs but isn't. positioned couple, and the As the older couple on the older secure, moneyed way down, Marrian Walters couple. With all these and William Paterson play couples, why the "singular" roles that seem written for of the title? Simply, they them to demonstrate all are not couples at all, their talents. merely six isolated people The show, brilliantly paired off, trying to get directed by Allen Fletcher, whatever it is they want is solid entertainment, and, A new and more powerful scent in life. Aychbourn is I think, indicative of what from the world’s largest manufacturer hardly optimistic for them. ACT at its best can do.

LEADING OFF AND PLAYING The bigger-than-life of Liquid Incense, SHORTSTOP by Dan Turner sports star is satirized. He even autographs his Larry Boyle, shortstop, jockstraps for eager fans. loves to score both on and His life is completely off the diamond. He makes mapped out for him by the it big everywhere he plays. franchise — commercials Michael Kissin as Boyle and visits to childrens' turns in a winning per­ hospitals. He cannot Contains .40 fluid ounces, SMCIAL INTRODUCTORY OFHR RIOULARIY $7.00 MAR. OROR CUSTOMOS formance in the new play by distinguish his personal PAC WEST MAIL ORDER cc Philip Bosakowski, playing life from the ballfield .ook for the iarger bottle, .BOTTLES @ S6.CX) 2 for $10.00 through April 16 at Berkeley P.O. BOX 3867 ...and vice-versa. "Don't Enclosed Is ___ Stage Company, 1111 Addison bother me, Susie, I'm Available at better retail . SAN FRANCISCO. CA. 94119 Street in Berkeley. at bat!" stores in . C h a rg e my____ i (BankAmericard) or. Master Charge The production is well- When one of his "balls” staged with flashing gets pregnant the jock Dealer inquiries invited. CAPONO ____ ------Inter Bank. scoreboard, simulated tells her, "it's like going Mattar Charge only baseball action, and to the dentist." The Call collect - Exp D ate_____ .SIGNATURE______alternate locker room and playwright uses the image sign your name as it appears on Credit Card I certify that I am over 21 bedroom hijinx, by director of an infected tooth; the (415) 621-4900 ..Tony Arn. word "abortion" is never The playwright has a flair uttered. ADDRESS. for colorful images and Larry has never really metaphor, if a bit too liter­ grown up. He cannot decide al in the use of four-letter whether he wants the baby words. His characters arc not. Susie, played Money orders and credit cards receive same day service. hunorous, lively, and skillfully by Judith Weston, touching, while coping with Con't On Page 20 Copyright •S' 1978 by Paclllc W atlarn D IttrlbulIng Corp. 145 Misalon SUMt. San Franclaco. CA. 94106 sex and sports. mr.MiiouOMctNM.»Acmic wuTf UN DtsTNituTiNa «ninuonuiwsoy conn . there every night. It's DRUGS & SEX- something to think about... JUMPPING all the time. CAST IN GOLD I can't wait for the U ^ BETTY GRABLE LOOK-A-LIKE by HEIDREN BUSCHOvt CONTEST at the STRAND THEATRE that is being put together by the CSL. I At $188 an ounce, gold just know that Dick Jay, has become one of the most The Covet ClIIvs complete with feathers, is ThAlenteiloih Ven profitable investments going to enter...that should Come to Liti today. So it only stands be something. to reason, says Heidrun T have been so busy, Í Buschow of design jewelry, WITH I haven't had; time to get that your most precious down td the BOOT CAMP and "toys, fetishes, prodiv- MIKE 8CHIMTZ watch their jockey shorts ities should be cast in contest. My dears, if gold and worn proudly," This has been some weekend. on at the ARENA next month, sexual men are what you are From her location at Members of the KALENDAR look for it...it's to be a looking for, that is the 423-A Locust in S.F. she staff spent Easter weekend gas. place to go on Monday engineers sex orgies to in Sausalito and dined at For those readers who Nights...everything is your specifications, on the INN. The food wasn't are pool fans, I owe an hosted by the very sexual coke spoons & snorters, really what we expected, but apology. Bruno Bereshnoy, Dennis and the back room and roach clips guaranteed the service and personnel KALENDAR's Pool correspon­ is a tasty place to meet to turn you on at least were out of sight. dent, turned in a fantastic that special someone. See two different ways. Or put Spent sonfe time Monday column, featuring all the you there. standings of the various it all around your neck on afternoon with beautiful Until next week, keep starring JACK WRANGLER. JAYSON M cBR»E. a pendant you'd never dare Chuck of BEAR HOLLOW. I am pool teams and somewhere in those kind thoughts... intrtKlucing MALO • THE SEXUAL OUTLAW show your mother. Silver really in love with that the shuffle, the column was remember, what you are >(2CCNTERrOU>MCNfrMt<«rwilli*a«anel BtMboy. MandMc. Mtchael'« Thmf. OnMnwr. lost. I regret this very •n Touch. WiMc« a'» At Gay Scaw. AfMr Darti and Tlw Aevocal* & gold little stashes for place. Everyone is either thinking shows in the lines in Oia hantot Ofiy avar to acsrcM ha K nanl much and steps have been snow, amil, aspirins or hunky or delightful to talk in your face. pcaducad aid dúoclad by JACK DCVCAU grass, with lid tops that to or both. He was telling taken so that such a thing •craanplay by MOOSE 100. adAad by m8CI«T ALVAREZ Mnad in Itia dynj aic ntm icraan praoaat CRU1EO.RAMAI can be made to look like me ai)out the big shindig won't happen again. Again PAPPY SCHMITZ your very own cock, accom­ that they are planning for sorry that it happened, panied by real jewels, in CINCO de MAYO. I just live Bruno. I appreciate all miniature to scale, to your for those special holiday— your time and effort that own treasured jewels, of type celebrations. i have you put into your column. ..JLROUT HFTY VERY COMPULSIVE MEN. course. started to workout my Keep the faith, baby. Have a fetish, into Mexican Hat Dance routine Everyone is happy to S & M?, here's your oppor­ and will be there with bells see Art Morgan and Paul tunity to translate those on. Crandell doing evenings at fmi persuasions into real gold Marcus of the ARENA'S the 1808 CLUB. These two and silver communications. birthday party was indeed a young men are not only two Wear what will express your festival of fun. i and of the happiest people in desires strong s clear. members of the staff had a S.F., they are two of the bush You'll be rewarded with the wonderful time and enjoyed sexiest. Stop by and say luscious body of your all the wonderful champagne hello. choice, maybe... and food. Everyone is I wish to say a special looking forward to NATIONAL thanks to TROCK and the gang Con't On Page 20 3/0 WEEK that will be going at BUZZBY’s for the wonder­ ful time so many of us had at their four-day long Stained Glass Classes anniversary party. They really know how to do things NOW several openings available right. Thanks gays and Jayson mchride non-gays for making it all STAINED GLASS so fun. jack wrangler Speaking of BUZZBYS, it DESIGN & INSTRUCTION is so good to see pretty VINNIE back behind the bar. at We missed you, honey. Love ROMIEKI BROTHERS yal Gad'. Does he ever fill N ob H ill out those tight emerald green shorts. Between him and Michael Phillips, it is C in em a ______cal 776^-580 no wonder that place is al­ i-^oohydest.sdn frdnciscocdl. 94i^'5 ways jumping. Don't let it throw you iÌH llB enB .hdilrM . i>ut X understand that the HARMONY DISCO is back to being the FULL MOON again., / oh well, it's still a nice place and I'm still going there. By the way, if it ii 3t all possible for you to do it, go and see JACKIE GLEASON in SLY FOX, playing at the Orpheum...it is really a funny production. The WESTERN ELECTRIC BAND is doing great stuff at the OUTER LIMITS every H D dniiiiiiiiH irs Tuesday evening during the beer bust there. Some grea music and lots of fun. Stop by and we'll hoist a few. If you want to get in IN CANADA $e from some free pool practice, lilS Inc lOOCrjnhjrSI loronloMbBlII stop by the LEATHERNECK 116 m 679? Ü«tipnaii every Monday^^and shoot and SUBSCRIBE. 52 ISSUES ^30. YR. cruise...believe me when I tell you that there are TF^ SEND TO KALENDAR, P.O. BOX 627, SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA some of the hunkiest guys 94101. KALENDAR IS MAILED WEEKLY IN A PLAIN BROWN ENVEL. M-MIHOT-aiBIICBa ICHWBMMMIMìIIPB-JIBP FANNY AND FREIDA-A TALE OF TWO FISHES FANNY: Honestly, Freida, you're such a twit. Don't APRIL 1978 ^ or you ¡enow who that is? That's Steve the A NIGHT AT THE ARENA manager. FREIDA: Hmmm, do you suppose that if we are especially Fanny; My, my, my, it looks like another busy Satur­ cute tonight he might get the message... day night, doesn't it Freida? Freida'., you FANNY: Message?... AQUARIUS PISCES are not listening. I said it's going to be FREIDA: I was thinking that if we behave in a proper ARIES TAURUS a busy Saturday night. manner we might be able to get some better m Freida: I heard you. It's just that I don't have any meals. FANNY: Now don't start that again. Uaa. 2U Feb. 19) (Match 21. April 20) (April 2 1 . Map a ) energy right now. I guess it's hunger-I'm Court cases Orihg aras'iic (F ^ 20. Maicb 20) FREIDA: Well, do you think it might help. Fortuitous vibrations It's time for action but Be wary of anything illegal starving. changes. Accept what is FANNY: I don't know dear, it's possible. favor all business endea­ guard against dictatorial Avoid group activity. Buy FANNY: Hiamm, you do look a little pale around the offered or stay out of legal FREIDA: Good, from now on we'll be sickeningly cute. vors. Money seems to roll behavior. Avoid group act­ and sell. Financial mat­ gills but not to worry- help is on the way concerns, you have dif­ Oh, Fanny, I just spotted someone else I don't in. But don't spend it un­ ivities. Promote and dram­ ters are in your favorite my dear. See that short man with the gray ficulty in communicating know. See him over there-the tall one with the wisely. Keep it in a atize all projects. Best now. Best Sex Days: 5-8, hair walking towards the tank, well, that's with others now. Best beard and hairy chest. Hmmm, he's hot. savings account tempora­ Sex Days: 7,8,11-13, 16-18, 14, 15, 23-25. Marcus and he's come to feed us. Days for Sex: 5-8,11,12,21, FANNY: That, my dear, is Tom, my absolute favorite rily. 23-27. FREIDA: Well, it's about time if you ask me. 22,26^ G EM IN I LEO FANNY: Shut up Freida. I'm not asking you and be­ bartender. He's always been good to me. I CANCER VIEGO sides, he might hear you. shouldn't say it but he's been known to throw m FREIDA: Jesus Christ', it's goldfish again. That's me a snack once in a while between feedings. (June 22» July 23) _ (Aug. 24- S ^ t . 23) (May 22> June 3 ) (July 24- AtiR, 23) all we ever get around here-goldfish, goldfish Freida, I think you should get to know Tom. You'll be so actively en­ An auspicious time to FREIDA: I will right after we eat. Fanny, can you Have an enjoyable time Steep expenses call for and more goldfish. I would just kill for some gaged in business that your advertise, get something believe it; it's time for our midnight supper. with your pals. Make new home life will suffer. frugality in financial af­ nice, tender chunks of lobster or maybe even published, go to couit or crab. But goldfish, ecchhhl FANNY: Don't you ever think of anything else besides friends by joining club. Make the best of all situ­ fairs. Expect a tax in­ take a long-distance trip. food. The social scene will keep ations. Best Sex Days: 6, vestigation if your return FANNY: Freida daaarling, those men out there are here you hopping. Best Sax Days: Your are almost back to to watch how we eat not what we eat. Now be FREIDA: Look, Fanny, it's a guest feeder this time and 9. 10, 14, 15, 23-25. your usual flamboyant self isn't properly completed or 7,8,16, 17, 23-25. appears dubious. a sweetheart and eat your dinner before it he's hot. Who is he? Best Sex Days: 5-8, 11, 12, swims away from you. FANNY: Freida dear, that's Mike, the J/0 King and he's 16, 17, 26, 27. FREIDA: Look at them, Fanny, you'd think they had a bartender at... CAPRICORN never seen a fish eat before. It's disgusting. FREIDA: Fanny, do my eyes deceive me or... SCORPIO SAGITTARIUS There must be a fortune in leather out there FANNY: You're right dear, it's not goldfish this time. LIBRA w m and they have nothing better to do than watch It's looks like lob.^te.r or crab... (Nov. 2 3 - Dec. a ) (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) us. Just for once I'd like to jump out of FREIDA: And shrimp and abalone...oh, this is all too (Oct. 24- Nov. .22) wonderful. As far as I'm concerned Mike can (Sept. 24- Oct. 231 Fresh undertakings pros­ Fun activities are favored. Protect all valuables this tank and bite them where it hurts. from theft by using extra feed us all the time. Be patient. Avoid per, but beware of trou­ However, you'll be se­ FANNY: My, my, aren't we on the rag tonight. parated from your friends safety meausres. Avoid FANNY: Well, if we're nice to him maybe he will. giving any ultimatums re­ blesome and envious assoc­ FREIDA: Well, doesn't it ever bother you? Nothing seems lative to marriage or part­ because the loved one will bringing too many people FREIDA: Fanny, I'm stuffed. I think I'll take a nap. iates who turn out to be to bother you. nership. Don't force secret enemies, especially come first. Best Sex Days: into the home at one time. FANNY: Why should it. We're here to entertain them FANNY: That's nice but be sure and do it gracefully. conditions or any legal 7,8,17, 21-25 Best Sex Days: 5,6,23-25 on a job and I love it. And Freida, now that you've matter. Best SEx Bays; finished making a pig out of yourself, please 7,8,11,12,16,17,23-27. try to make it look as if you're having fun. FREIDA: How's this? and tracks are the title cut, These are two outstanding FANNY: Much better dear but do try to be a little ¡exciting. Side one's "Grand Tour". A very pretty albums that surely ought to more graceful, the men love it. closing track is "Gluttony", melody with vocals that make be on everyone's must list. FREIDA: Speaking of men Fanny, who’s that cute one a dark, moody synthesizer you want to sway, "Let's Go DISCO DISCS OF INTEREST: with the white mustache sitting right in cut. Side two's four cuts, Boating" has a South-of-the- (Xit on a 12" disc from front of us.? "Pride", "Envy", "Anger" Border feel to it (reminding RCA is a tune called "Black and "Covetousness" continue me of a more contemporary Jack" (10:20) by Baciotti, the theme with the out- "Lonely Bull") and "Flight originally taken from an I standing track being "Anger", to Versailles", a bright and import LP out of France. I a highly-charged percussion perky instrumental cut that Somehow RCA got a jump on oriented cut that suits the has a beautiful chugging this one before it became title perfectly. A very rhythm with two very nice readily available here. A refreshing LP from this breaks. Also of intetest very exciting and dramatic popular team. are two re-makes from the ^tune that is primarily Next is the debut 60's, one is the old synthesizer-based (ala I aiJbura by Grand Tour on Yardbirds hit, "Still I'm Giorgio, Cerrone and Space) I Butterfly, titled "On Such Sad", redone here with much with vocals just as exciting a Winter's Day" (pressed on style and imagination. The as the rhythm track. Highly ice-blue vinyl, of course!) other is a re-make of the charged, sp>acey and if The album is breezy and classic Mamas and Papas hit, played right, a peak record, By Michael Lee compelling, and has "California Breamin'", which commercially released on ALBUM NEWS: beautiful light and breathy pretty much retains the Salsoul is "Rio de Janiero" female vocals. Outstanding Two albums this week spirit of the original. Con't On Page 20 that are both stimulating, different, lush and a much TOP TWENTY BEST SELLING DISCO RECORDS welcome change from the (Courtesy of Disco Central, 356 Hyde) current dominance of the Euro-Disco sound. The 1, V'oyage Voyage Marlin (LP) first comes from the prod­ 2.Shame Evelyn King RCA (12"J uction team of Laurin Kinder 3 . Marsha Marsha Hunt Aves (LP IMPORT) and W. Michael Lewis, who 4. Macho Man Village People Casablanca (LP) ' are responsible for such 5. 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Galaxy War MCA (12") Fellini soundtrack with 1 8 . Trust In Me Vicki Sue Robinson RCA (12") several fine hand clap 19. Bionic Boogie Bionic Boogie Polydor (LP) 20. Park Avenue Sound Gloria Gaynor Polydor (LP) both o n a n d away from the Jack Condon; Totie's, by Dave's Inc. playing arenas. Dave Stanley; Dave's Baths, Golda's Bombers/527 Club The Community Softball has Barry Ybaura; and Golda's Rainbow Cattle Co. Leagues sixth season prom­ 527 Bombers, by Jay Platt. EVERETTS BASKETBALL TEAM Bars Hair/Clothes on the mark ises to be a great one. Jack McGowan is again at The 1978-p.j. Prinz With the ultimate goal of the helm of one last years Basketball League has 5 5 . THE MINT 1942 MARKET 626-4726 (F14)^ 35. LUOMO 4141 18th. 626-1667 (Fll) this years- C.S.L. Champions Division Winners, The started its spring season 7. EAGLE CREEK 1884 MARKET 863-3323 (F14) 49. EVERETTS OF SF 4117 18th. 626-4314 (FI 3) going to New York in Septem­ Pendulum, Leon Washington with Everetts Barber Shop 46. ALFIE'S 2140 MARKET 626-2543 (F15) 55. THE GOLDEN FLEECE 586 iCASTRO 863-9214 (FI 3) ber to defend their gay is returning as the Ambush again taking part in the 27. BEAR HOLLOW 440 CASTRO 861-9427 (F14) 61. VIKING MEN'S STYLING 2225 MARKET Ç26-3102 (Fll) by Mark Brown softball World Series title, manager as is Wally Dennis action. Everetts won their Shops an excellent competitive for the South of Market. first game 57-52 over a spirit is prevailing among The Cinderella Silver Sagre 59. BOB DEAN’S DANCE STU. Grocery/Liquor very good Warlocks team. 3985 17th 621-2472 (EG2) the tecuns. of two years ago are 20. GEMS & JEWELS 2330 MARKET (Fll) Monday Night they trounced 626-5638 3. DINO's LIQUORS 4122 18th 431-7369 (F14)' Sunday, April 23rd. changing their name to 21. TUFFY’S SPORT SHOP 597 CASTRO 621-2127 (FI 4) Dizzy's 75-66 and at one 8. THE SPIRIT SHOPPE 16TH & NOE 626-3791.(FÌ2) will be this years opening Dorado, with Bob Jay-Hill 21. USA-S.F. (FI 4) time held a twenty point 597 CASTRO 621-2127 44. PAT'S LIQUORS 2416 MARKET 863-3736 (F12) day game with Dave's Baths as the new manager. 5. E.O.C.C. 3968 17TH (G5) lead. doing battle against Oil Can Three other teams will 22. GRAND CENTRAL (FI 4) Everetts will take on 519 CASTRO 626-1433 Harry's. The game will be have new managers, The *PS 26. OBELISK (G5) their third challenger this 526 CASTRO 863-^217 Real Estate played at the most popular with Bob Hagen, Fun Time 45. JAGUAR BOOK STORE 4077 18TH 863-4777 (FI 4) Monday night, April 3, 47. PAUL LANGLEY 4111 18TH 621-8450 (F14) Margaret Hayward Field, Tours/I-Beam with Jim Holl- 51. BOOT DEN 4240 18TH 863-2871 (FI 5) 7:20 PM at A. Lincoln Gym, 65. COLUMBIA REALTY Turk and Gough Streets. An oran, and Oil Can Harry's, 52. SANTORA SUPPLY CO. 4401 18TH (FI 5) 2217 MARKET 626-6656 (F8) C.S.L, Season Opens April 23 24th. Avenue and Rivera St. 626-1278 out-standing pre-game show with Ralph Deming. 53. BREDWELL MEYER GIFTS 4359 18TH 626-5233 (FI 3) Go out and take in the ex­ has been planned starting Two of last years 58. THE BARKING LOT-GROOMING 209 SANCHEZ 431-0969 (FI 5)' By Mark Brown, CSL Comm. citing action of our oldest, Cleaning at noon, with the game it­ Division winners are return­ 65. ACCENT ON PETS 4148 18TH 861-2151 (FI 2) established basketball self taking place at IPM. A ing with Doug Wade in charge 41'. NATHAN'S FLORIST 3600 16TH 552-1184 (OF25) 54. THE OWL CLEANERS & TAILOR 598 CASTRO 861-6262 (F15) Constitution and Bylaws of team. I guarantee, you lavish party will follow at of the Rainbow Cattle Co. the Community Softball Leagut won't be disappointed. Oil Can Harry's at 3PM. and Paul Gonzales with the Dining Baths/After Hours There will be a $1.00 admiss­ Sacramento Hawaiian Hut. PREAMBLE TAVERN GUILD BOWLING LEAGUE 2. CANTON RESTAURANT 524 CASTRO 626'- 3604 (FI 4) ion charge. Co out and root for 626- 3604 (FI 4) 1. THE 1808 CLUB 1808 MARKET 863-4488 (F9) The Community Softball 6. EL BIGOTE 549 CASTRO The CSL games will be your favorite team. The The Tavern Guild 0253 (FI 4) League of San Francisco, 9. THE GALLEON 718 14TH 431- played on three fields this fun and excitement will be League at Park Bowl ends its 9795 (F8) endeavoring to cultivate 10. ORPHAN ANDY'S 3991 17TH 861- year on alternating weekends, there waiting for you. winter season this week. r 25. ROSENBERG'S DELI 276 NOE 431- 4951 (FI 3) individual growth and to at Hayward, Jackson and Bal­ enlighten understanding of The jbanguet will be held 60. CAFE STRAND 288 NOE 626- 4588 (Fll) boa Parks. This is a great SPECIAL NOTE; human dignity of Gay Men next Wednesday night at the 62. NEW YORK CITY DELI 2295 MARKET 431- 8390 (Fll) improvement over the last The CSL has done a and Women, has been organ­ 527 Club. The leagues 66. SUPER PUP 3970 17TH 431- ■4710 (F14) • e g ? couple of years when all great deal to bring the gay ized with a compassionate summer season will begin games were played in the and straight community to an pursuit of fairness, equal­ Wednesday April 19, at cool winds of Balboa. The - understanding through the ity, and communal brother­ 7:30 PM with the organiza­ fans should be very pleased sport of softball. The J^athans ^orist hood through athletic par­ tion meeting. with the warmer climate of Community Softball League TUFFY’S Castro For the L'vusuai in Plants & Flou'ers ticipation under the guide­ Hayward and Jackson fields does not discriminate again­ NEW LEAGUE -TO START SEASON Hours — Mou.—Sat. 9—6 P.M. lines of our constitution and we can all suffer through and bylaws. st the straight community Sports Shop the weeks of Balboa. and allows those who are V i l l o M In the guest of pro­ This Sunday, April 2 3600 Sixteenth St. at Market There are only two understanding of our life­ 597 C a stro moting the welfare of our at IPM, the recently found­ San Francisco, CA. 514114 teams left from the original style to participate in the community, we resolve that ed GSL will start its soft- 621-2828 league of six years ago- league. PHONE (4Ì5) 552-1 ¡84 the Community Softlsall ball season at Margaret Sutters Mill and the Mint, The annual Police Game League of San Francisco will Hayward field, Turk and managed by Peter Switzer and has become one of the high­ THE be accessible to and toler­ Gough Sts. Lets all make Bert Färber respectively. lights of the year, not only ant of all individuals con­ an effort to go out and GAbbEQN lUelcome Six new teams are participat­ in the Gay Community, but the forming to our standards watch our new league in (BAR ANO JieSTAURAMTI ing this year-The Village, Straight Community as well, action. Dinner- Mon-Sat --6 to U pn Restaurant of ethics, sportsmanship, Mangaed by Dennis Eagleton Serving from with a record 8,000 attend­ Brunch-Sat-10 lo 3 pm Rome and goodwill perpetrated 431-02b3 and Ken Angrum;Park Bowl, by ing last fall's event. Empress Kill Char, I Brunch -Sun-10 lo 6pm 7-30am Hostess'Bella through our activities, —Duke Joyce; The Cinch, with OPEN DAILY i tiinrcx) thank you for appointing M o n -F ri - 10 to 3 am ’«»sTR ftr DIVISION SET-UP FOR 78 SEASON me Governor General of Sat & Sun -loam -2 am 464Castro < — TFN $ sports at your investiture. TOP DOLLAR For Your Division I I LOVE IT'.:: Business - Any Type LÂNBMARH Sutters Mill CHURCH of Business - Bars, Village The Best, STREET Restaurants, Stores, REALTY The Mint Mark Brown STATION Liquor Licenses, Sacramento Hawaiian Hut COLUMBIA REALTYI Apartments, Etc. 2100 Market Park Bowl Call Me Now! B73 8o. Van K tii Avtant a t 14th 8aa FraaoUeo, C». 94110 Ambush H o r n Da U y XXI7 MARKET CLAUDE O pen M 626-3001 Division II e. 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(NOTE: Bones is SPORTSMAN-LIKE d ïr ë c t q r v now the JACKEROO Boners). PRIDE FOUNDATION GAY TEACHERS COALITION Haight-Ashbury Med. Clinic CRISIS LINES BY TUFFY 330 Grove St. 330 Grove Street SFPA ROUNDUP CONDUCT 558 Clayton (863-9000) (863-9000) (431-1714) ARENA 8, Hombre 2 SF POLICE DEPARTMENT ■GAY- COMMUNITY CENTER ADVOCATES FOR WOMEN EAGLE CREEK 8, PARTNERS 6 SOFTBALL THIS WEEKEND'. people will be representing SFVD Clinic 330 Grove St. 256 Sutter (553-0123) BEAR HOLLOW 8, Leatherneck ' It's San Jose vs. San the GSL teams. 250 Fourth St. (863-9000) (391-4870) SF FIRE DEPARTMENT BRIG 8 , Rainbow 5 Francisco this Sunday in the Next issue we’ll carry (558-3804) (861-8020) LESBIAN RIGHT ALLIANCE BLACK GAY CAUCUS CELLAR 9, I-Beam 3 S.F. Gay Softball League the league schedule. 330 Grove St. EMERGENCY AMBULANCE 1214 Polk St. RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS I,eatherneck at Cinch (NSR) opening day. Charter buses GOOD LUCK TO SAN JOSE AND (922-2837) (431-2800) from the JOCKS bar in San NATIVE AMERICAN GAY PEOPLE CELLAR 10, Hombre 2 ALFIE'S. ■ SAVE OUR HUMAN RIGHTS SUICIDE PREVENTION ORGANIZATION METROPOLITAN COMM. CHURCH PEG'S 7, Bear Hollow 5 Jose will pull into Hayward P.O. Box 27690 (221-1421) field (Gough s Turk) before P.O. Box 2194 10/b Guerrero PARTNERS 5, Jackeroo 4 SOCCER: (621-0536) DRUG LINE noon and challenge the San FREMONT GAY SWITCHBOARD (285-0392) I-BEAM 8, Balcony 4 One of AMERICA'S PACIFIC CENTER (752-3400) by BRUNO BERESHNOY Francisco fans to pre-game (782-0777) METROPOLITAN COMM. CHURCH minor sports, soccer is P.O. Box 908 24 HE. DRUG TREATMENT rooting contests. GAUi (Gay ILatinos). (East Bay) W-L-T PTS. finally achieving the (841-6220) Bkly. (641-6625) The opening day comm­ (334c-4681 or 621-9400) 2714 Telegraph Ave. 1. ARENA 11-2-0 22 notoriety it enjoys around EAST BAY COMMUNITY CENTER LEGAL REFERRAL SERVICE BUCKY Rothchild, Har­ ittee, headed by Tom Vindeen GAY ACADEMIC UNION (848-9220) mony team captain, has had 2. RAINBOW 10-1-0 20 the world. 2714 Telegraph Ave. (621-3900) and Ricky Weil, will provide 1600 Holloway (SFS) DIGNITY his hands full in keeping 3. BRIG 8-1-4 20 An enthusiastic group (848-92220) Bkly. BERKELEY CRISIS LINE all spectators with am im­ GAY HELP LINE P.O. Box 5727 his team intact within the 4. PEG'S 7-4-0 14 of gay soccer players are DAUGHTERS OF BILITIS (841-6224) aginative and light-hearted (771-1450) (863-4940) San Francisco Pool Associa­ 5. CELLAR 5-1-2 12 getting together each Sat­ 330 Grove St. program...capped with the LAVENDAR U INTEGRITY tion, First, Bucky's crew 6. CINCH 6-5-1 13 urday and Wednesday. (863-9000) March of ALL 1978 GSL teams. (771-1450) (776-5120 or 621-0182) transferred from the ole 7. BEAR HOLLOW 4-3-4 12 Women's Switchboard Supervisors Harvey Hopefully, before long, LESBIANS ORGANIZING SHA'AR ZAHAV House of Harmony (on Polk) a. I-BEAM 5-5-1 11 63 Brady St. Milk and Carol Ruth Silver the USA soccer team can 178 Hancock St. P.O. BOX 2107 to the Harmony Disco (on 9. BLACK & BLUET 4-5-0 8 (431-1414) will team up and throw/catch arrange matches in the Bay (552-3109) California). Now that 10. LEATHERNECK 6-7-012 PAGE ST. GAY CENTER the first pitch'. Addition­ Area. COUNSELING Harmony Disco's removing 11. JACKEROO 3-7-2 8 32 Page St. ally, they’ll make verbal t e n d e r l o i n c l i n i c its pool table (how sacre— 12. PARTNERS 4-9-0 8 (621-9400) MEDICAL SERVICES pitches for voter legisla­ SPRING SPORTS: 200 Golden Gate. ligious.) Bucky's group 13. EAGLE CREEK 3-9-06 tion. Now that softball GAY ASIAN SUPPORT GROUP (441-2221) again sought out another 14 .BALOONY 0-8-2 2 32 Page St. S.F. Dental Society The early start of the is off the ground, lots of FORT HELP sponsoring bar— now it’s 15.HOMBRE 1-11-0 2 (885-3483) (421-1435) GSL, coupled with heavy other sports can get their 169 11th St. PARTNERS (Post s Larkin). Con't On Page 17 Hospitality House Clinic rain, has made practice fair share of coverage. GAY FATHERS UNLIMITED (864-4357) P.O. Box 283, SF., 146 Leavenworth difficult for the teams- Each week I'll be re­ PACIFIC CENTER GÆ 94109 (776-2103) mud balls are hard to whip porting on tennis, hiking, P.O. Box 908 Berkeley LESBIAN MOTHERS UNION Operation Concern around-however, recent rafting, golf, volleyball, (841-6224) T ired 1076 Guererro St. Pacific Medical Center practices have seen all sailing, etc. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS-GAY (285-0392) P.O. Box 7999 players sharpening their Anyone with any sports (982-4473) JOIN HANDS Women’s Needs Center USK NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS o f tlie skills. scoops can call me at 1698 Haight St. (626-0379) (893-2686) The entire league will 621-2128, and I'll do my (621-1003) sam e return to Hayward Field, best to include them. ACCEPTANCE HOUSE April 9th, for a whole Once again, good luck 1710 Golden Gate Ave. league schedule. Until then to the 1978 GSL softball (931-4994)______old all eyes will be on JOCKS teams. I and AJiFJ^'s this Sunday. Part of the effort to TUFFY D o Not Read This Article raise money for umpires, \ Hi. My name is Gene and I work here at Kalendar. bases and balls, and inci­ Our editor has asked me to write a short essay, just dentals is the raffle for I t’s for the purpose of filling a bit of space where we a trip to Amsterdam. $1 really didn't have anything else in mind. So, I have tickets are available until agreed to do it. But I've just realized that I'm not the 5th inning of Sunday's COCKTAIL very good at writing things on the spur-of-the- game, when the winning moment. So I guess I won't write anything at all. ticket will be drawn. HOUR I'm sorry for wasting your time. Additionally, following MON.-SAT* 4 -7pm the game, ALFIE'S will host a benefit dance for $1.00. fe a tu rin g : A special dance contest will be held between G.S.L. beer .so teams'. Everyone should plan VISITING SAN FRANCISCO? on attending the game and STAY AT GAY HOTEL c o c k ta ils dance-it's for a worthy LARGEST cause, and lots of hot Cwell) .65 b u ffet LEATHER a n d HIM. w o n d erin g w here you have been all his life Che^

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SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND Gav Softball OPENING GAME 12 NOON HAYWARD FIELD (GOUGH & TURK)

San Francisco vs. San Jose

Featuring at our Piano Bar Dance cit Alfie’s following game! 3 to 9 pm JOHNNY EARL A CHRISTOPHER LARKIN FILM with Prcxiuced by Montage Creations Starring Robert Joel. Curt Gareth & Bo White •DENIS MOREEN Raffle for Amsterdam trip $1 Serving Dinner Nightly 6-11 p.m, Released by New Line Cinema in Technicolor « [ R RESTRICTED '5? ‘i î c m f c f c Sunday Brunch 11:30 - 3:30 In case of rain, dance & raffle begin 4pm at Alfie*s San Francisco's most umque Dinner Hoose 342 Valencia St. btw 19th. & 20th. Evenings /Matinees Saturday & Sunday 826-3373 Reservations Suggested 6:00-8:00-10:00/ 2:00-4:00-6:00-8:00-10:00 MARCH 31, 1978 na Directory^

Bars 3. BRADLEY’S CORNER 900 COLE 664-7766 (FIO) 1. GUS’S PUB 1446 HAIGHT ' (^20) 6. MAUD'S STUDY 937 COLE 731-6119 (F6 ) 13. I-BEAM 1748 HAIGHT 668-6006 (FI 4)

Dining 14. MOMMY FORTUNA’S 1648 HAIGHT 626-6366 (F6 ) 4. DADDY’S 422 HAIGHT 864-5051 (F8) \ Shops 20. GLOBAL TRAVEL 1697 HAIGHT 431-3604 (FIO) 2. CALIFORNIA SURPLUS 1393 HAIGHT. 861-0404 (F6) 5. PARK BOWL 1855 HAIGHT 752-2366 (FI 4) A life-sized balloon whale, floating high above San 11. ETC. , ,ETC. 1560 HAIGHT 863-2994 (F7) Etc. Fremcisco, will provide an apt centerpiece for the New 12. (the other} ETC. 1566 HAIGHT 863-^2994 (F7) Earth Exposition, the all-encompassing festival of al­ 621-3113 (F20) BILLY 16. STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS 1615 HAIGHT ternative approaches to 17. POOR WHITE TRASH 1427 HAIGHT 626-3676 (F6) 'living lightly on the earth' that made interna­ WHY WAIT UNTIL DARK? tional news last spring.

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j B t C . ART MORGAN erc.erc GENERAL MANAGER an apartment store 1560 haight St, san Iranctsco 94117 863-299< MICHAEL SCHMITZ" MANAGING EDITOR •aV. V**a*a*a*I*^ •••••• •!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*î*>fîî!îî •a%*#*e*a**”»’a"a*e''a*** • • • MICHAEL PHILLIPS ASSOCIATE EDITOR ‘Æ0 . 2 I^ADIdY'S RICK TROUTNER SALES MANAGER 422 Haight Street boMr •deCoteM CaH Street. aa«-7TM 1427Hai||rtSt. GENE CHRISTI7UISON Breakfast and Lunch CLUB SAN FRANCISCO (415) 392-3582 GRAPHIC,DESIGN VISTA 330 PITCH ST. KELLY PRENTICE, TONY PLEWIK PARK 7 to 3 ADVERTISING SAN FRANCISCO. CALIFORNIA, 94107 Closed Tuesday TONY PLEWIK Al« SEA CmartERS PHOTOGRAPHY . for b u d g e t TWvtVJER5 U?7 K A l ^ 3T ^CA9mi7 (WS) M3» &20M A member of the international CLUB BATH chain. Con't From Page 6 Con't From Page 16 game. "They asked me if it creation is cast. MIRACLE VALENCIA bring out the best in you ... was a rape, and I said I Could you go into Tiffany's DIRECTORY didn't know." to order your own miniature I by Gary Criss on a 12" disc I'm very fond of myself MILE VALLEY In this well-written replica of whatever you m \ mixed by New York DJ Richie these days. And in liking scene she reveals, "I listen seek? Heidrun realized Map Issue Rivera. Running 8:14, this myself, I want to get up I to your games on the radio sometime ago, that if you Code Code 1I3l4 song has a very South and do what I do and have — that's when you're got it, flaunt it. And do * A J ) .1 n Cv- ri .» r ’ F 10 L 5 0 M American/Mardi Gras party other people like it." II.» in z .* m Bars closest to me." it in gold. flavor, with the accent Dallas Heartnett, Marcia's H V i N.» I f n e l .» J-h 2 H S 7 * i l l E-5 JACKEROO 1551 Mission 861-9885 FI 2 Ph. 861-1790 The shortstop falls short. on the percussive rhythm country/western singer, C-5 RAINBOW CATTLE Valencia & DuBoce 861-9652 The coach warns him, "I pick Ajnx>ButiraLK FI 3 track and male vocals character, might put it Con't From Page 3 H-4 THE BRIG 1347 Folsom 861-1790 FI 5 up your bat. I listen very inviting us to "Come to another way: "As you travel J-6 BOOTCAMP 1010 Bryant 861-9486 F8 <î> closely. I hear nothing." Rio". A very atmospheric down the highway of life, In a Chronicle article by G-5 LEATHERNECK 278 11th Street 626-3431 FI 4 EATS always remember, if you "Leading Off and Playing song with a good break Tom Benet, Supervisor John C-9 OUTER LIMITS 853 Valencia 285-7911 FI 5 DRINKS^ Shortstop" succeeds about three-quarters of the can't hide it, decorate it." Molinari is quoted as J-4 BLACK & BLUE 198 8th Street 552-5968 FI 4 theatrically and is a fins SHIT KICKIN MUSIC way through — definitely saying, "We are asked to K-2 CLUB FRISCO 60 6th Street 863-5314 F8 workout for actors. It for fans of King Errison. Con't From Page 3 take an affirmative step, 1-5 ARENA 399 9th Street 863-3290 G4 satirizes more than it Cor. Vaiacela A Duboca Just out on a west-end no more patty-cake resolu­ E-12 PHONE BOOTH 1398 S. VanNess 648-4683 FI 5 is well-meaning and left observes, but there is an disco disc is "With All My tions. There is nothing in painfully in the lurch. honesty and authenticity Heart" by Dawn. This is a this legislation that I, as Dining BOOZIN’ Her boxes of wheat Thins to the writing, and the full-bodied, highly- an employer, cannot live actors at Berkeley Stage G-8 LE DOMINO 2742 17th Street 626-3095 FI 5 AND orchestrated, and quite with." are convincing. C-9 FICKLE FOX 842 Valencia 826-3373 FI 5 melodic female vocal record, With this new law, anyone CRUISIN’ The playwright has written D-9 MISSION VILLA 2391 Mission 826-0454 G5 at times sounding very claiming discrimination PHONE 861-9486 to fine monologues. Phil European Commercial Pop, but could file a complaint with Baths/After Hours ' 101*0 SRTAHT Maher, as the ardent coach, SAN FKANCISCO very pretty nonetheless. the Human Rights Commission, gets one; and a crackling no6th, at Harrison 4 9 5 *9 5 5 0 L-2 MR. B's BLRM (2 Slka. off Folaom) Maybe not for everyone's sue in the courts for 224 6th Street 621-2370 F7 Willie McTracey, as the B-4 1808 CLUB tastes but after 3 or 4 ' injunctive relief and 1808 Market 863-4488 CC first baseman, gets the » C LU n 5=iAf\i FRAfSJCliiCO P-6 CLUB SAN FRAN. 330 Ritch listenings it grows on you. damages, or ask the District J :330 RITCH STWCCT 392-3582 G6 other. The first disco disc .s . You'll like what you see, Attorney to take action. Auto Dealerships on Olde World Records is and most of what you hear The measure was sponsored by "Wonder Woman" by Sandy B-4 BEAUTIFUL BOB'S 1814 Market 861-3460 G4 in this production. Thurs­ , Carol Ruth Barber, taken from her LP, days through Sundays at Silver, and Robert Gonzales. Services "The Best Is Yet To Come" The measure will come 8 pm. For reservations, B-4 KALENDAR OFFICE 1800 Market 626-0656 CC MCMLXXVIW^ (A full review of the LP before the Board on Monday 199 9Th ST (AT HARRISON) call 548-4728. N-3 S.F. VD CLINIC 250 4th Street 558-3804 CC next week). This is a very for a final approval, but PH 863-3290 uptempo fuziky tune, much in Con't From Page 4 no changes are expected in the same vein as Linda light of the marathon The Oldestwiest i N 1808 I tha Hopkins' "It's In Your Hei 'run is a "design debate and the very strong A i Blood." Though the lyrics jeweler"■■-meaning she will vote. 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