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y THE WESTERN NEWS, LIBBŸ, MONTANA Thursday, July 13, 1933. Page Six No Eicape Two clubmen were discussing; their wives. WILLIAM PENN, Quaker 1PÜ “I suppose I mustn't grumble at mine." said Martin, “She looks after and® me very well." “In what way especially?“ asked bis friend. HumcMpi “Well, for Instance," said Martin, at)d Pioneer. "she takes off my boots In the eve ning." r “What, when you come home from «/ vv i v o the club?" asked the other. /*/oV'■ A 'VS "Oh, no; when 1 want to go there," 2s* A r came the reply. I N 'M ■ / Descriptive Blooming Liar A young wife, wishing to announce //c » "You don't say you got rid of that the birth of her first child to a friend nice lodger of yours, Mrs. Brady?" In a distant city, telegraphed ; "Yea I I got suspicious of him. He // / yM^- •-» “Isaiah 9: 6." Which passage be told me he was a bachelor of arts, gins: “For unto us a child Is born, and I found out he had a wife and -/.I unto us a son Is given.” two children.' Sheffield Weekly Her friend, unfamiliar with the V\ ' ~è I \ Telegraph. Scriptures, said to her husband: » !\ hi “Margaret evidently has a boy who i ff? 3* weighs nine pounds and sis ounces. WISE JACK but why on earth did they name him % ! Isaiah?" iiiBi A \' Maybe Re Wal O. K. (2° r. At a recent gathering, the nervous young secrelary of a church social A TTHT rr club was apparently confused by the ifïj presence of one or twoçjjeople of 6 i title, and prefaced his opening re \ \S- marks with “Ladles, Gentlemen, and others—" •r ■ Debatable km ^ A 2-v: "Jack Is a foxy Individual. He pro Man at Desk —Why do you claim posed to Miss Beaches by wireless." a trombone player 1$ leas of a bore ' d "What was the great Idea tr that?" i " than a pianist? _ “It leaves the record up In the air Man In Chair—He Is because he where It can’t be read In court In doesn’t get the chance. He doesn't case he happens to change his mind." 3nd a trombone In every home he visits.—Brooklyn Daily Engle. ■M'&m Ha* Her Price i f$s a “I’ll give you thirty shillings for IN A HUMOROUS VEIN that pup." Sr "Can’t be done, sir. That pup be Sa. ill || mm- longs to my wife, an' she'd sob 'er ! grafe'S1 > ’eart out But I tell yer what |;j ■-- spring another ten bob an" we’ll let n xvr. ’er sob I”—Humorist Magazine. « ia m H.V> m - i ■ Little SuBtbine .?»> 1 Stern Mistress (to maid)—You are ■1 discharged, Sarah, for allowing the . .**’ WÆ master to kiss you. What sort of - ST reference do you expect from me 4 ..3 after that? By ELMO SCOTT WATSON Pretty Maid—Well, you might at least say that 1 tried to please every ECENTLY there gathered at Jordan’s prevent the patent being granted. But Penn was one, madam. near Beaconsfield In Bucks, England, a staunch fighter for his rights and he finally a great crowd to witness a pageant obtained the charter early ln 168L R which was given in the picturesque No Lack «’Tall 1. William Penn at the ago of twenty-two. He at once prepared to take up the governor courtyard of old Jordan's Hostel. Al Bobby—I lost a quarter this morn- From the Historical Society of Pennsylvania’s ship and on August 30, 1682, he sailed on the though the locale of the pageant was copy of the portrait painted In Ireland In 1666. luff. ship, Welcome, commanded by Cnpt. Robert Nellie—Tbats’ a pity, Bobby. How "English and the actors in It were 2. Map showing the 40th parallel of latitude Greenway, arriving at Newcastle October 24, English, It was staged in celebra did you lose It? and the part it played in the boundary dispute 1682. Then followed the promulgation of his "She says that 1 am dull." tion of an event In American history Bobby—Aw. the man what dropped between William Penn and Lord Baltimore. containing the 68 sections which “You should crack a few jokes once —the 250th anniversary of the found "Great Law, It heard It fall.—Philadelphia Eve 3. The “Mayflower barn” at Jordan's In Bucks, embodied hla “Frame of Government" and the In a while; ask her to marry you, or ing of Pennsylvania. something like that" ning Bulletin. England. The beams were formerly the timbers English laws adapted to It. as the code of gov For, adjoining the broad grounds of the historic ship “Mayflower." The bam 1s ernment for the new colony to which colonists which surronnd the old hostel, ts an ancient now used as a recreation room for the Society by the shipload began flocking. Not the Only On* GOING THE LIMIT graveyard and the inscription on one of the sim Chlupp—I understand that Qulggle of Friends. Penn remained in Pennsylvania, until 1684, but ple headstones In this graveyard tells the visitor has a very good voice. Does he cul 4. The farm house at Jordan’s in Bucks, Eng his dispute with Lord Baltimore over the bound- that underneath It lies the dust of what had tivate It? % (whlch Incidentally was not finally settled once been a man named William Penn. Just be land, used by the Society of Friends as a meet ary Cutajar—I don’t know whether he until 1732) and Important home affairs required yond this gravestands a small _hrick building ing house. In the foreground is the private cem cultivates U but I do know that be etery of the Penn family. The grave before which his presence In England. So, appointing a Pres which had once been a farm house but which Is Irrigates It sometimes. now used as a meeting house -for those who call the man is standing is that of William Penn who ident, Thomas Lloyd, and a board of commis died In 1718. He was survived by 11 aons who sioners to act as governors, he left for England themselves the Society of Friends but whom we Vital Information f % were also burled here with the exception of two on June 16. 1684. know as the Quakers. Nearby, also, is another “So you Joined the army so as to building which tells a tale from American his who were buried In the Stoke Poges graveyard, While In England he was abused and misrep •see the world,’ as the posters say? (P" tory. It Is only a barn but the beams In It were 5. The letters patent, dated August 20, 1694, resented because he still defended his position What made yon leave?" once the timbers of the good ship “Mayflower” reinstating William Penn as governor of Penn in regard to his rights nnder the charter and “They didn’t tell me that 1 would In which the Pilgrim Fathers sailed to New Eng sylvania In place of Benjamin Fletcher who had because of his membership In the Society of have to do It on foot.” land and this barn Is now used as a recreation been appointed In Penn's place when he was de Friends. However, he was always received at room by the Society of Friends. prived of the government of his colony. court and he found in King James H a strong Boating Party So this pageant recalled once more to both friend. Then1 In 1688 came the revolution against ß & She—Where did you put the rec England and America the name of an English James and that monarch was deposed. The Prince of Orarige and Princess Mary, King ords? She—Don’t you think that womea man whose Influence In the history of their na Christ college, Oxford, at about the age of fif He—Records? I had work enough James’ daughter, were proclaimed king and should have the privilege of propos tion is greater than most Americans realize. teen where he came under the influence of lugging this heavy gramophone along queen of England on February 13, 1688. ing, as well as men? What that Influence was Is pointed out in a new George Fox and Thomas Loe, the great Quakers without bringing a box of records. He—Certainly they should, and biography of the founder of Pennsylvania which of the period, who Induced him to Join that Penn’s friendship for James II made him sus they ought to have the privilege of appeared recently. It la “William Penn. Quaker body. The college authorities fined him for non pect to the new monarch and on December 10, buying theater tickets and cigars for 1688, he was called to Whitehall and made to QUESTION and Pioneer" by Bonamy Dobree, published by conformity but as he adhered to his faith he the men If they want to. the Houghton Mifflin company. In an epilogue, was expelled from the college. give securities for good conduct until the fol which sums up the contribution of Penn to his Penn’s father was furious with him at first but lowing Easter. In 1690 he was again summoned An Angel In Sight tory, the author points to the gigantic statue of finally relented and sent him to France where he before the Lords of Council and accused of cor Muriel at pantomime rehearsal)— Penn which stands on the top of the cupola on was presented to Louis XIV and became a great responding with the former king.