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Reprinted by permission of William Morris Agency, Inc., on behalf of Marsha Norman. 1 45449 NAU: F-BKS l3E'-I 0 ;:tD~-yH£fi A 178 NAU 10/11/00 5038 • • ~ \-/n 0~\5-ro ~e-r ~~ 28 BEYOND THERAPY BEYOND THERAPY 29 Bruce and Prudence are both in therapy. Bruce's therapist PRUDENCE: Thank you. I love the smell ofBrut you're wearing. uses a stuffed Snoopy Dog to bark encouragement. Prudence BRUCE: Thank you. My male lover Bob gave it to me. and her therapist once had an affair, and he is constantly PRUDENCE: What? coming on to her. Prudence and Bruce meet through a per BRUCJ1!: You remind me of him in a certain light. sonals ad. This scene takes place in a restaurant and opens PRunENCE: What? the play. BRUCE: ~Wiug hoth .... ,'! acto~. ~:u? PRUDEN: (Rattled. serlom.) I:JOR.tJ::. I air........! ilistJt fth the~ (BRUCE is seated, looking at his watch. HE is 30-34, fairly """{1'ause. ) . pleasant looking, probably wearing a blazer with an open BRUCE: I'm afraid I've upset yUU now. shirl. Enter PRUDENCE, 29-32, attractive, semi-dressed up PRUDENCE: No, it's nuthing really. It's just that I hate gay " in a dress or nice skirt and blouse. After hesitating a mopeople. ·f ment, SHE crosses to BRUCE.) BRUCE: I'm not gay. I'm bisexual. There's a difference. PRUDENCE: Hello. PRUDENCE: I don't really know any bisexuals. BRUCE: Hello. BRUCE: Children ate all innately bisexual, you know. If you C1;~i PRUDENCE: (Perhaps ;eferring to a newspaper in her hand took a child to Plato's Retreat, he'd be attracted to both sexes. 0' The New York Review of Books?) Are you the white male, PRUDENCE: I should imagine he'd he terrified. ,... 30 to 35, 6'2", blue eyes, who's into rock musk, movies, .... BRUCE: Well, he might be, of course. I've never taken a child 2\. jogging and quiet evenings at home? to Plato's Retreat. '. rn I ' BRlJCF.: Yes, I am. {Stands.} PRUDENCE: I don't think they let you. I,1'.1 r',~.) PRUDENCE: Hi, I'm Prudence. BRUCE: I don't really lcDow any children. (Pause.) Yey ~ BRUCE: I'm Bruce. ..wonded'ul e,e!. 't1ley'r. .0 de.,. ~ I,: ~~~ PRUDENCE: Nice to meet you. PRUDENCE: 'lhaAlt )'M. BRUCE: Won't you sit down? BRUCE: I feel like I want to take care of you. II ~i' PRUDENCE: Thank you. (Sits.) As I said in my letter, I've never PRUDENCJ1!: (LJ/dng this tack bttte,..) I would like that. My r -<I answered one of these ads before. favorite song is "Someone to Watch Over Me." BRUCE: Me neither. I mean, I haven't put one in before. BRUCE: (Sings softly.) "The~ a somebody I'm longing duh PRUDENCE: But this time I figured. why not? duh ..." BRUCE: Right. Me too. (Pause.) I hope rm not too macho fur you. PRUDENCE: Yes. Thank you. PRUDENCE: No .. So far you seem wonderful. ways Fe a Btl" "I ADd if! S8IRe BRUCE: You have lovely breasts. That's the first thing I notice BRUCE~n. y:,u;~ No ,it@ watt! .. p IF a woman. in a woman. PRUDENCE: How Alit Iii,"" ...~ PRUDENCE: ~illt yOii:'" BRUCE: (Searching, romantictJlly.) Jnu dress Mite a wtmian. BRUCE: You.httve beaHtifultm'lmcelelflies. ~eat..efe...shAdmt like a wOiIil1l. PRUDENCE: Thank you; { 1i~11ffim-m YOur voir:e. Soft-- PRUDENCE: You're·li~a",-arr:"Ytm·1'e'tall;ymJ JUlvefo Shave. imf firm. I fe.el-y~d prolecrme. BRUCE: Thank!):- I·lilre~ BRUCE: I'm deeply emotional, I like to cry . • BEYOND THERAPY 31 30 BEYOND THERAPY PRUDENCE: I don't like men to cry. 1 want them to be strong. PRUDENCE: Oh, I wouldn't like that. BRUCE: You'd quite like Bob then. BRUCE: But I like to cry. PRUDENCE: Who? PRUDENCE: I don't think men should cry unless something BRUCE: You know. falls on them. PRUDENCE: Oh. BRUCE: That's a kind of sexism. Men have been programmed BRUCE: I feel I'm irritating you. ~.'.~>" not to show feeling. PRUDENCE: No. It's just that it's hard to get to know someone. ,~ PRUDENCE: Don't talk to me about sexism. You're the one ." t And the waiter never comes, and I'd like to order. .~ ~~ who talked about my breasts the minute I sat down. BRUCE: Let's start allover again. Hello. My name is Bruce. BRUCE: I feel like I'm going to cry now. l PRUDENCE: Hello. PRUDENCE: Why do you want to cry? BRUCE: Prudence. That's ~ lovely name. BRUCE: I feel you don't like me enough. I think you're making ~.' PRUDENCE: 1=M:nk yOU. +,1. eyes at the waiter. it. j BRUCE: That's al",el, dre~!). PRUDENCE: I haven't even seen the waiter. , f: -.I PRUDENCE: 'ihsnk 'Od.