WINES

WHITE House – Chardonnay Stateside of course!WHITE A textbook buttery Chardonnay £14.50 (abv 13% glass 175ml £3.95) House White It’s an American white, all night, every night, alright! £18.50 A gooseberry and citrus nosed South African! £15.50 Hidden River Chenin (abv 12.5%) 175ml £5.00 (abv 13.5% glass 175ml £4.25) Pinot Grigio La Borgata AA strong suave backboned and stylish popular Italian! Italian! Aren’t Aren’tthey all? they all? £22.50£16.50 (abv(abv 12% 12%) glass 175ml £4.50) 175ml £6.00 Le Versant, Viognier (Vee-on-yay) This quenches the thirst of weekenders in Paris £18.00 Sauvignon Blanc This really is your “winner winner” with your chicken dinner! £24.50 Le Versant, Sauvignon Blanc A(abv posh 12.5%) French plonk - this fine wine is divine! 175ml£18.50 £6.50 (abv 12% glass 175ml £4.75) RED RED House Red There’s no fake news here, this winning red, it has been said, £18.50 House – Merlot Purewill USA,make not America a rough “Grape” edge in again!sight! (abv 12.5%) 175ml£14.50 £5.00 (abv 13% glass 175ml £3.95) Pinotage/Shiraz Hidden River Pinotage PlumsPurple, and peppery, blackcurrants vibrant - & a spicy,nice rich “we’ll one! `ave another bottle, £22.50£15.50 (abvthat’ll 14.5% do nicely!” glass 175ml (abv 13.5%) £4.25) 175ml £6.00

BenchmarkRioja Shiraz Purple,More Seville peppery, than vibrant Southend, & spicy, more “we’ll Barcelona ‘ave another than bottle, Basildon, that’ll do nicely!” £28.50£17.50 Heredad Ugarte Rioja Agedmore in Marbella oak, like thanvelvet Maldon- on your palate!you’ll wanna “tapas” for another! £18.00 Le Versant, Pinot Noir The(abv wine 14%) buffs say “liquid red French silk” - we say “Pinot Noir, ooh la la”! £18.50 (abv 12.5% glass 175mlROSÉ £4.75)

House Rosé This is a pink emergencyROSÉ dial wine, wine, wine! £18.50 House – Zinfandel Beautiful(abv 11.5%) light pink and packed with fruit, perfect for summer nights 175ml£14.50 £5.00 (and winter mornings, oh yeah and rainy afternoons!) Pinot Grigio Blush (abvNo need 10.5% to glassbe flush, 175ml just £3.95) rush to get a crush on this lush blush! £22.50 (abv 11.5%) 175ml £6.00 Pinot Grigio Blush Girls on tour! In Italy where else! £16.50 Rose Sparkling (abvUntil 12.5% further glass notice 175ml celebrate £4.50) everything- you were born to sparkle! £24.50 Rosé Sparkling Pink(abv Fizz!12%) – “The only way is Essex !” 175ml£17.50 £6.50 (abv 12% glass THE175ml £4.75)FIZZ

House Sparkling Light, bubbly andTHE gentle FIZZ – just like the staff! £24.50 House Sparkling Light,(abv 11.5%)bubbly and gentle – just like the staff! 175ml£17.50 £6.50 (abv 11% glass 175ml £4.75) BACK-INN TIME House Champagne Gluten free, dairy free, fat free… You gotta love the champagne diet! £35.00 House Champagne Tiny vanilla bubbles with white fruits and brioche, class in a glass! £32.50 Victoria Road, (abv 12%) Veuve Cliquot,Cliquot, Brut Brut Elegant, beautiful, classy, clean and bright A Nifty £50! Chelmsford, Essex Don’tElegant, swerve beautiful, the Veuve!! classy, clean and bright-don’t swerve the Veuve! £65.00 Tel: (01245) 269983 (abv 12%) COCKTAILS COCKTAILS

GOOD TIMES AHEAD NAUGHTY BUT NICE Apple Joey southernsouthern comfort, comfort, apricotapricot brandy,brandy, cherry cherry brandy brandy & &sparkling sparkling apple apple juice juice £6.95£5.95 PornFifty QuidStar MartiniOut Of The Till vanillakahlua, vodka, brandy passion & cream fruit liqueur, passion fruit purée & prosecco shot £8.50£5.75 JamaicaHouse – MeChardonnayMe CrazyCrazy Statesidevodka,vodka, darkdark of course!rum, malibu A textbook & pineapplepineapple buttery juice juice Chardonnay £18.50£6.95£5.95 Haven’t A ClueClue malibu,malibu, crème crème de de cacao,cacao, banana liqueurliqueur & & cream cream £6.95£5.95 Rabbit Rabbit (abvcassis,cassis, 13% strawberry strawberry glass 175ml liqueur, £5.00) vodkavodka & & cranberry cranberry juice juice £6.95£5.95 Lemon Meringue Pie limoncello,limoncello, white white crème dede cacao,cacao, cream cream & & marshmallows marshmallows £6.95£5.75 Fuzzy NavelNavel vodka,vodka, peachpeach schnapps & orangeorange juice juice £6.75£5.75 P.S. I Love You baileys,baileys, amaretto,amaretto, kahlua, darkdark rum rum & & cream cream £7.50£6.50 CosmopolitanPinot Grigio Avodka,vodka, strong cointreau,cointreau, backboned lime popular && cranberrycranberry Italian! juice juice Aren’t they all? £22.50£6.75£5.75 Banoffee Alexander baileys,baileys, bananabanana liqueur, butterscotchbutterscotch schnapps schnapps & & cream cream £6.95£5.95 Peachtree Drive gin,(abvgin, peach12% peach glass schnapps,schnapps, 175ml £6.00) grenadine & & pineapple pineapple juice juice £6.75£5.75 Grasshopper cremecreme de de menthe, menthe, whitewhite crème dede cacaocacao & & cream cream £6.75£5.75 Jack & Danny Heart Throb Jack & Danny jackjack daniels, daniels, blueblue curacao && orangeorange juice juice £6.75£5.75 Heart Throb kahlua,kahlua, baileys, baileys, cointreau && cream cream £6.95£5.95 Dirty Berty A posh French plonk - this fine wine is divine! DirtySauvignon Berty Blanc vodka,vodka, malibu,malibu, pineapple && cranberry cranberry juice juice £22.50£6.75£5.75 Happy Birthday strawberry(abv 12% glass liqueur, 175ml raspberry £7.00) liqueur, bacardi, lemon juice, £6.95 Happy Birthday strawberry liqueur, raspberry liqueur, bacardi, AMERICAN EXPRESS orange juice & grenadine lemon juice, orange juice & grenadine £5.95 Central Park Arrest vodka,vodka, strawberrystrawberry liqueur,liqueur, triple triple sec sec & & lemonade lemonade £6.95£5.95 Mississippi Smoothie brandy,brandy, cherry cherry brandy,brandy, southern comfort && bitter bitter lemon lemon £6.95£5.95 OLD FAVOURITES Pearl Harbour bacardi,bacardi, melon melon liqueurliqueur & pineapple juice juice £6.75£5.75 Alabama Slammer MaiHouse Tai –For Merlot TwoTwo darkPuredark rum,USA, rum, light notlight a rum, rough apricot edge brandy,inbrandy, sight! tequila, tequila, £18.50£11.95 Alabama Slammer southernsouthern comfort, comfort, sloesloe gin && pineapplepineapple juice juice £6.75£5.75 American Cream Soda triple(abvtriple 13% sec, sec, glassorangeorange 175ml && pineapplepineapple £5.00) juice, juice, bitters bitters & &grenadine grenadine £9.95 American Cream Soda tiatia maria, maria, vodka,vodka, lime && lemonadelemonade £6.75£5.75 Tahiti Teds Teaser Margarita tequila,tequila, tripletriple sec && freshfresh limelime juice juice £6.75£5.75 Tahiti Teds Teaser tequila,tequila, blueblue curacao,curacao, peachpeach schnapps,schnapps, sour sour mix mix & & lemonade lemonade £6.95£5.95 RomfordPinotage/Shiraz Russian vodka,Plumsvodka, and kahluakahlua blackcurrants & cola - a nice rich one! £22.50£6.75£5.75 Slow ComfortableComfortable Screw Screw vodka,(abvvodka, 14.5% sloesloe gin,glass southern 175ml £6.00) comfortcomfort & & orange orange juice juice £6.95£5.95 LONG & COOL Tequila Sunrise double tequila, orange juice & grenadine £6.75 tia maria, bacardi, banana liqueur & orange juice £5.95 Tequila Sunrise double tequila, orange juice & grenadine £5.75 Yellow CuckooCuckoo tia maria, bacardi, banana liqueur & orange juice £6.95 HarveyRioja Wallbanger vodka,Aged in galliano oak, like & velvet orange on juice your palate! £22.50£6.75 Harvey Wallbanger vodka, galliano & orange juice £5.75 Nice Girls Don’t malibu,malibu, midori, midori, bananabanana liqueur, lemon && orange orange juices juices £6.95£5.95 Pina Colada light(abv 14.5%rum, malibu, glass 175ml pineapple £7.00) juice & cream £6.75 Pina Colada light rum, malibu, pineapple juice & cream £5.75 Diki Diki vodka,vodka, malibu,malibu, grenadine && grapefruit grapefruit juice juice £6.75£5.75 Sex On The Beach raspberryraspberry liqueur, liqueur, midori,midori, grenadine, lemon lemon & & pineapple pineapple juices juices £6.75£5.75 BARTENDER’S SPECIALS Hi5Hi 5 malibu,malibu, blue blue curacao, curacao, banana liqueur, orange orange & & pineapple pineapple juices juices £6.95£5.95 Seabreeze Mojito bacardi,bacardi, sugar, lime,lime, sodasoda and & mint mint £7.50£5.95 Seabreeze doubledouble vodka, vodka, grapefruit & & cranberry cranberry juices juices £6.75£5.75 Lynchburg Lemonade jack daniels, triple sec, lime & lemonade £6.75 AppleHouse Pie Pie– Zinfandel MojitoMojito Beautifulbacardi,bacardi, cinnamon, light pink andsugar, packed lime,lime, apple withapple fruit!juice juice and & mintmint £18.50£7.50£5.95 Lynchburg Lemonade jack daniels, triple sec, lime & lemonade £5.75 Too DrunkDrunk ToTo FunkFunk (abvwhisky,whisky, 10.5% cherry glass brandy, 175ml limelime £5.00) && american american dry dry £6.75£5.75 Henry HiriseHirise southernsouthern comfort,comfort, banana liqueurliqueur & & pineapple pineapple juice juice £6.75£5.75 SIMPLY SHORTS BananaPinotStrawberry Grigio Daquiri Daiquiri Blush Girlsbacardi,bacardi, on tour!strawberrybanana In liqueur,Italy liqueur, where lime limeelse! juice juice and fresh& strawberry banana purée £22.50£7.50£6.50 BubbleOral Fixation Gum strawberry liqueur, triple sec, grenadine & cream £5.75 Banana Daiquiri baileys, blue curacao & banana liqueur £6.75 Long Island Iced Tea (abvbacardi,tequila, 12.5% bacardi,banana glass gin,liqueur, 175ml triple £6.00)lime sec, juicevodka, & sour fresh mix banana & cola £7.50 B52 kahlua, baileys & grand marnier £5.75 Long Island Iced Tea kahlua, baileys & grand marnier £6.75 Long Beach Iced Tea tequila,tequila, bacardi, gin,gin, triple triple sec, sec, vodka, vodka, sour sour mix mix & cranberry& cola juice £8.50£7.50 Jammy DodgerDodger amaretto,amaretto, strawberrystrawberry liqueurliqueur & & cream cream £6.75£5.75 SparklingLong Beach Iced Tea tequila, bacardi, gin, triple sec, vodka, sour mix & cranberry juice £8.50 Jelly Bean Pinkpernod, Fizz! bacardi, – “The vodka,only way blackcurrant is Essex !” & lemonade £22.50£5.75 Irish Flag baileysbaileys && crèmecrème de menthe £6.75£5.75 Jelly Bean (abvpernod, 12% bacardi, glass 175ml vodka, £7.00) blackcurrant & lemonade £6.95 Louisianna Hi Ball southern comfort, blue curacao, lime juice & ginger ale £5.75 FiftyGolden Quid Cadillac Out Of The Till kahlua,galliano, brandy white crème& cream de cacao & cream £6.75£5.75 Louisiana Hi Ball southern comfort, blue curacao, lime juice & ginger ale £6.75 Opal Froot midori, blue curacao, limoncello & pineapple juice £5.95 Opal Froot midori, blue curacao, limoncello & pineapple juice £6.95 LIQUOR FREE House Sparkling Light, bubbly andTHE gentle FIZZ – just like the staff! £22.50 Little Sweetheart passionpassion fruit, fruit, strawberrystrawberry && orange orange juices juices £3.95£2.95 Long Short Sharp Sip Melon PopsiclePopsicle (abvmelonmelon 11% liqueurliqueur glass & and175ml prosecco sparkling £4.75) wine £4.95£6.95 Long Short Sharp Sip cranberry,cranberry, strawberry, strawberry, lime & lemonade £3.95£2.95 Tongue Twister FreewayFreeway strawberrystrawberry brandyliqueur & & sparkling prosecco wine £4.95£6.95 Tongue Twister orangeorange & & pineapplepineapple juices, lime,lime, lemon lemon & & grenadine grenadine £3.95£2.95 House Champagne Road Runner Blues FizzFizz Tinyblueblue vanilla curacaocuracao bubbles & sparklingprosecco with wine white fruits and brioche, class in a glass! £35.00£4.95£6.95 Road Runner banana,banana, pineapple pineapple juice, creamcream && butterscotch butterscotch £3.95£2.95 Virgin Colada 5th5th AvenueAvenue Fizz Fizz cassiscassis && proseccosparkling wine £4.95£6.95 Virgin Colada coconut,coconut, pineapple pineapple juice && creamcream £3.95£2.95 Veuve Cliquot, Brut Elegant, beautiful, classy, clean and bright Don’t swerve the Veuve!! £65.00 Raspberry Blower raspberry, cream, lemonade & a dip dab £3.95 Raspberry TwisterTwister raspberryraspberry liqueurliqueur and& prosecco sparkling wine £4.95£6.95 Raspberry Blower raspberry, cream, lemonade & a dip dab £2.95 No-MoJo apple juice, lemonade, mint syrup, lime & crushed ice £3.95