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§ iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu associated press mummy nm Condemns Fakery, Foolishness , Facis m NewScop e The World U.S. Command Left Ann ounces Capp Denounce s 2 Viet Offensives Studen t SAIGON — The U.S. Command took the wraps off By LAURA WERTHEIMER breakdown on other campuses, and I'll show you a student forces arc dominated by the military mind and that the mili- two new offensives yesterday and said they were aimed Collegian Staff Writer who isn 't getting much of the action." tary established ROTC on campus to attract libera l , non-mili- at knocking out the- enemy and destroying his installations Do you consider John Kenneth Galbrnith a great tary minds into the armed forces." Capp said. in South Vietnam's northern provinces. 000 people in Rec Hall Satur- economist? "He's the greatest economist since Edna St. Vin- Capp hit hard at the radical student movement .uiri was One offensive Al Capp, addressing about 5, , Operation Lamar Plain, has accounted day night, denounced "fakery, foolishness and fascism" cent Millay. He advocates lowering the gross national product booed by several in the audience. "1 live in Cambridge. Mass.. lor most of the action since it was launched May 16 everywhere, especially on the student left. and raising foreign aid—Edna Millay wrote a poem about a stones' throw from Harvard—but if you duck vou aren 't hurt m jungled foothills 45 miles south of Da Nang. The com- "I am not young enough to know everything, but I am old that: "My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night. much—and I know you 'll believe me when I tell \ou I'd rather mand said 113 North Vietnamese and 26 paratroopers ," Capp said. He made his presen- But oh , my friends, and ah . my foes—it gives a lovclv light. " be speaking here. have been killed and 102 enough to tell you the truth paratroops wounded in the cam- tation in the form of answers to questions posed by students About the Undergraduate Student Government Vigil— "I Saw Activism ill Action paign launched by the U.S. 101st Airborne Division. during his recent lecture tour at universities around the coun- saw some rear ends over there that could use two months of The offensive was designed to ease pressure on the fasting, not two weeks. If they I saw student activism m action when Secretary of try. wanted to do the Vietnamese Defense McNamara was invited to speak at Harvard. Now . it key provincial capital of Tam Ky where there has been Should students have more say in running the university? any good, they'd join the Red Cross and go over there to help sharp fighting in recent weeks. bury the 2 million non-Communist is true that McNnmnra is a member of a despised minority, "Much more—it's time the lunatics ran the asylum," Capp Vietnamese who will be group, the President 's cabinet , but under the law, he has the The second drive, Operation Herkimer Mountain, has said. slaughtered as soon as the U.S. pulls out." he said. produced little of significance since it was kicked off May About Muhammed AH— "I like him same rights as .Mark Rudd What do you think of the Water Tunnel? "Only in an af- , but I disagree with Harvard 's Students for a Democratic Society howled 8 about 18 miles east of the Loatian border and 10 miles fluent society can compulsive masturbaters afford to publish him. This country is determined that we not look at the color below the demilitarized zone. of a man's skin , but at the obscenities at McNamara until he could not he heard. such nonsense," he commented. qualities of mind and heart. I think "He attempted to leave the campus. SDS stopped his car. • • Moral Breakdown we are determined to treat people as equal human beings," * Capp commented. milled around it , tried to tip it over. McNamara left the car. Laird Asks Canada To Maintain Forces The moral breakdown on campuses across the nation? The SDS began to club him on the head with the poles on BRUSSLES, Belgium — Informed sources said U.S. Capp said, "Show me a student worried about the moral No Inter-Racial Marriage which their peace posters were nailed. Defense Secretary Melvin R. Laird urged Canada yesterday What do you think of inter-racial marriages? "I've never "The next morning. Dean Monroe was asked if lie would to slow down plans for pulling the bulk of its forces out heard of one—every marriage I know of is between members punish the SDS. Dean .Monroe said he saw no reason to punish of Western Europe, lest other members of the Atlantic of the human race." students for what was purely a political activity. Nmv if alliance decide to cut down their strength too. What do you think of Malcom Boyd? "The greatest depriving a man of his freedom to speak , if depriving him of Laird and Canadian Defense Minister Leo Cadieux religious leader since Rasputin." his freedom to move, if damn near depriving him of his conferred for an hour at the Brussels headquarters of the How about the practice of sex before marriage? "Fine, as life—if that's political activity , then rape is a social event." North Atlantic Treaty Organization. long as its only practice." Later it was an- Humorist Has Two Duties nounced only that Cadieux "outlined in general terms the Should unmarried teachers teach sex education in the Canadian plan for an adjustment of Canadian forces in schools? "Sure, they're the only ones still doing research in A humorist has two duties, according to Capp. "To make Germany." the field." as much money as he can and to seek lakcry, foolishness and Canada is reported planning "a phased reduction" SDS Has Two Beefs fascism and expose it wherever it is. For 30 years I lought it on the extreme right, and I let them have it with what in three years will withdraw all Canadian troops hat, everything I except for a light mobile W do you think of the recent attacks on ROTC? "Stu- reserve group. Canadian troops dents for a Democratic Society (¦ in Western Europe now include a mechanized infantry has two beefs—that the armed Continued on page seven) brigade of 5,000 troops, four strike-attack squadrons and two reconnaissance squadrons equipped with CF104 Star- • * * * fighters—about 10,000 men in all. * * * _• * Fighting Breaks Out Along Cease-Fire Line TEL AVIV — Shelling and gunfire broke out between Shall Holds Back Presen tation Jordan and Israeli forces at two points along the Jordan River cease-fire line yesterday. On the Suez Canal front four Israeli soldiers were wounded by, a mine. A Jordanian army spokesman in Amman said the Of Lion Trophy to Capp Israelis suffered some losses in the Jordan Valley fight- ing b,ut he did not g° into details. An Israeli spokesman A communications failure allegedly Rubcnstein said , he signaled to Shall that own judgment, not the mood of the in Tel Aviv said an Israeli tractor driver was wounded sparked an incident in Rec Hall Satur- the lion should not be presented on stage, crowd ." by Jordanian light arms and bazooka fire near Ashdot day night, where Al Capp was giving the but should be held until after the per- At the press conference. Shall took Ya'Aqov south of the Sea of Galilee. third keynote address for Colloquy . formance. the lion, which Capp's secretary had The Israelis charged that the Jordanians shelled Mous- When Don Shall, originator of Collo- "I was worried that it might have brought along, and formally presented it la El-Alami, an agricultural study form near Jericho, a quy, stepped to the mike after Capp's made things worse with the crowd ," he to Capp. "I apologize for my remarks, few miles north of the Dead Sea. A Tel Aviv spokesman presentation, he announced that the Collo- which I agree were in poor taste." Shall *ai« the Israelis returned fire in both incidents. quy Committee had decided not to said , adding that he had been carried The Jordanian The Colloquy Committee yesterday account said the Israelis initiated the present a token statue of the Nittany Lion released the following statement: away by his emotions and responded to fi ghting in both cases and the Jordanians fired back. It to Capp because he "violated the spirit of that segment of the audience that shared added that there were We, the Colloquy Committee, feci the no Jordanian losses. Colloquy" by planting pre-arranged need to offer an apology for two errors in his views. questions in the audience. judgmrnt on our part regarding the ap- The "planted" questions that Shall The Natio n Photo by Rossr Penn Both ' Ralph Nader and Muhammed pearance of Al Capp in Kcc Hall, Satur- referred to were about 25 questions sup- Al CAPP Ali, the other keynote speakers, have day night. posedly asked by students at a meeting U.S. Alms for Jul y 20 Moon Landing Cartoonist and Satirist been presented with a statue of the Nit- Firstly, we apologize for the incident with Capp early Saturday afternoon. SPACE CENTER, Huston — Experts steering Ameri- tany Lion by the Collquy Committee. that occurred following Mr. Capp's According to Capp, this was done to cans to the moon said yesterday the three Apollo 10 astro- Capp told the audience he was "mov- presentation. We realize that Mr. Capp's "provide a better show for the audience" nauts "have given us the final confidence" to aim toward ed by the graciousness and hospitality of appearance drew mixed reactions from and also for a film that is being made for » lunar landing July 20.