Noel J Hadley
THE UNEXPECTED COSMOLOGY Rise of the 21st-Century Flat Earth Awakening A Biography Noel J Hadley The Unexpected Cosmology © 2019 Noel J Hadley Firmament Avenue Press, LLC 1st Printing: 2019 2 unexpected [ uhn-ik-spek-tid ] adjective not expected; unforeseen; surprising: an unexpected pleasure; an unexpected development. cosmology [ koz-mol-uh-jee ] noun 1. the branch of philosophy dealing with the origin and general structure of the universe, with its parts, elements, and laws, and especially with such of its characteristics as space, time, causality, and freedom. 2. the branch of astronomy that deals with the general structure and evolution of the universe. 3 4 For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. Matthew 12:34 5 6 PROLOGUE CHURCH BELLS RANG… (The Day John Glenn Conquered Heaven) 7 8 “It merely would entail the purge That the just-pausing Demiurge Asks of himself once in so often So the firm firmament won’t soften. There’s always been an Ararat Where someone someone else begat To start the world all over at.” from “A-Wishing Well” (1959) —Robert Frost 9 10 CHURCH BELLS RANG… 1 AWAITING COLONEL JOHN GLENN’S RETURN TO EARTH was a handwritten message which simply read: OK, wise guy. Its author was none other than Samuel Shenton, world renowned and globally reviled flat earthist. In light of the three orbits which Glenn is claimed to have completed on the 20th of February 1962, the space race was perhaps his darkest hour—particularly for those few remaining souls who still retained a faith in God’s Testimony to His own creation.
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