WHERE THERE's a WILL Hollywood's Biggest Willie Talks to JUICE About His Pi Transition from Comedy to Political Thrillers

Ilecis Student www.leedsdotstudent.co.uk Februy 5, 1999 Volume 29: Issue No.14 WHERE THERE'S A WILL Hollywood's biggest Willie talks to JUICE about his Pi transition from comedy to political thrillers

LEEDS MP HAROLD BEST SPEAKS OUT FEMALE ON THE LOCAL COMMUNITY AND YOU ASSAULT OUTSIDE CLUB Thug leaves finalist with cracked skull

A FEMALE finalist was BY SIJIANNAH BAILEY & and a couple of punches later viciously attacked and left STUART SMITH his girlfriend was on the floor. with a fractured skull after How can a bloke who's 6 ft tall she tried to break up a fight to spend the night in hospital. hit a 5 It 2 girl in the face?" • between a rowing couple. "I saw the girl get shoved Faversham bouncers • The attack took plax outside to the floor by her boyfriend. intervened in an effort to break di • the Faversham on Saturday and went to see if she was all up the fight but the attacker ••4111 aft 414 $ night. A man, who had just right," she explained. "I turned managed to escape. • . •P' II • • pushed a girl to the ground, around and saw the guy The assailant is described 0.41, • turned on the finalist and her punching my boyfriend Jamie. as about 6 ft tall. with short a I. .0 ' I"'fI I . ; boyfriend. The next thing I knew, I'd been brown hair. He was wearing 1.4 0111 .1 The Leeds University knocked to the floor, and had a white jacket and jeans and is pig.* r at student. who does not wish blood pouring down my face." believed to be a student Anyone s/0111# to be named, suffered serious An eye-witness confirmed: with int-banal:ion should contact head injuries and was forced "I saw the guy go for Jamie, PC Winch on 241 3059. SPECIAL FEATURE • PAGES 11-15

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NEWS Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 Robot helps professor make breakthrough

HAVE VOIL es er heard of By MATE GENEVER sialTwilling to work 24 hours a day Val bout a break. the product t need for wages. or the habit been put ;1:1 ,r,, DELIGHT: LMU staff celebrate the prestigious award of going out for a few pints for new cou.p.wid- .∎ to a couple of days what it might at the end of a hard day's take a research ass work:' It, do. Among their Well, one Leeds University are plans to restruclinc deadly professor has got all that in his spider tosins in an attempt to unusual fah assistant who has Lind a cure lot conditions such People prove a been helping him to product: as Parkmsons and Al/heitner: ..teas of new compounds a day. diseases. and thr only thing thin will stop But Professor tinge has him is a power cut. maintained that his new For a high tech Zymark robot 'assistant's work has ifanything good investment has been helping Professor Ron made the team's workload even Grigg and his team develop new greater. He said: "It is now more chemicals. which have now put By AMIT KAPOOR & EVE McGOWAN challenging as we are progress t drugs con Iran ies within touching at a fur greater rate and we are distance of two major medical creating such a vast quantity of THE pmstigious 'Invesiors 'f'he university is also one breakthroughs. in People' standard hr: been Of the largest organisations in the new compounds. The Midas Molecular "We're the only university awarded to making country to sec ive the honour Innos :won Diversity and Professor group in the country carrying out it the largest winning Vice-Chancellor Automated at the Synthesist team Leslie Wagner stated: ''It is v research in this way. It's all about university in the UK. at the university expect to hear when em independent thought and design. linking into And this comes as the that their latest work will lead expert confirms your success the building Mock. lo help :reate univeoaty announced that it will to the marketing id two new drugs after interviewing over one new chemicals that will he of use he launching four new courses to tackle high blood pressure and hundred staff at all levels." for pharmaceutical companies." ,n counse I lit e later this yeartita blood clotting. And LMU are set to start The Midas centre has been are aiming to to improve training And Professor Grigg. who is

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Flatmates fuming' Frazzled by after fag farce By WILL COOSSENS

A BOOZY tenant was nearly stubbed out when he left a lit dgarefte tin a chair in his house after a night's drib LMU student Tim East woke m the early hems of the it to find the house smothered with a thick layer tit smoke a Lhair on fire in the kitchen. The house of five all point the finger at fell, iw Jell' Stewart whose menawy is hazy after a night of drunken antics. He admitted: "'can't temember starting the fire but then I can't remember freaky fire much after two hi ttles 01 wine" The tire is believed to have been started by a cigarette which had fallen unto a chair and then slowly burnt filling the house with poisonous halms. Rut fortunately for the temints the house was fined with two House toasts but tenants blame ghost smoke alarms - but that didn't stop two of the house's Deis fmm sleepme through the incident. The tine seems to bet of many CalltilX1 each year in student lodgings by carelessness A GHOSTLY presence is being blamed By SIMON AROPIOWill Though the lire brigade, and not the cigarettes. for a fire that forced four freaked ghost-busters, arrived within two minutes A spokesperson for Unipol urged students to make sure their finalists to flee their house. Hip housemates are also sticking to the of the emergency call being placed most of properties adhere the Unipol Code of Standards and ettrarnctitett The code ensures that the houses comply with certain regulations Residents at the Roy at Park Avenue ghostly tale and place the blame firmly on Robin's belongings were damaged. - such property believe the house has its very own the spirit world. Sections of work fur his dissertation as having smoke alarms and safe furnishings." also urged students to attend the talks on house hunting and poltergeist. And this is not the first time they have perished in the Wan. as did Suste's television, He fire mutilations taking place every day this week and next at all the And now the Leeds University students encountered things going bump in the night. which Robin had borrowed earlier that main halls taf residences. are exorcising their right to move after They first experienced paranormal activity evening. However. his collection of prized the spirit managed to set the house alight when a loaf of bread miraculously made uc with two of them inside. way from a kitchen wurktop. to the front pornography escaped unscathed. much to Robin Miley, a Geography finalist, had door. landing with a thud, Robin's relief. left his scented oil hurtler alight while he "There's definitely a poltergeist in this The luckless students were dealt another was dow nstairs with Iniusemate James house." said Physics finalist Susie Wallace, blow when the fire brigade sand the fire Wignall. "We're actually glad to he getting out of could have been stopped earlier on: The two heard what .Landed like someone here 7 "It's no use having smoke detectors if breaking ill but instead found a blazing fire Susie and fellow houseman,- Simon there are no batteries in them,- explained rather than a burglar. Chapman were away for the night and had Officer Robertshaw of the West N'orksire Robin's mistake came back to haunt him a shock when they returned to the house fire brigade. who urged students to keep when the burner somehow tipped over during of horrors. their smoke detectors well maintained. the night. Although they thought the spirits hod The finalists now hope that they won't The foursome do not believe the Fire clearly been m action the 'friends managed he sharing their new house with unwanted to be purely avvidental to feel only good vibes: guests from beyond the grave. "I thought the burner Las safe on lily "Simon couldn't stop laughing," staid Their letting agents are in the process bedside table," explained startled Rohm. Rohin. "lie was sure we'd be living hack of finding them suitable replacement "so I think that the poltergeist was here in Iwo or I MN days.- The other two accommodation If not they have the number sit a amid exorcist. responsible,- were n1)1 5(1 114,11%

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I RAG@ UNION I for doer sports lots and try By DAWN HODSON Britain, as organiser Paul Uatel of the I (.t places will be filled explained: "Studenfhealth is a and I have already received torabalt. basketball and FAT BOYS will have the rapidly growing problem. great deal of interest from nrui g. chance Ii slim this summer The need hi maintain an prospective dieters from all river The main aim of the the country," he said. programme is to teach them ' PRICE £2.50 thanks to a new dieting image makes It even a arse. Going out drinking every night Paul lectures in exercise. boa to eat well and how to tit camp at L11.11.1. and staying at bed all day di won't physiology and health and has a healthy lifestyle into their The revolutionary weight make it any better.- developed the scheme with LI daily routine. loss programme for SLhtx.)l-ageti Althoneh die kids' camp may WWII of specialists in the School So students who find kids costs f.12.000 and will run MEMBERS seem an expensive way of of Leisure and Sports Studies. themselves nursing the mother like u wuntiner camp at the loosing a few pounds. Paul rs The iardv lads and lasses i+f all hangovers every morning Heckert Park campus from July confident of attractingenough will he forced 0 it r.gourous and live on a diet of dodgy turner lit to August. 28. interest. programme of C se I i se and and even worse pi "2:k. may {rate And it may not he lung before "There is a huge market for healthy living to think again about their £3.50 similar schemes are being set the proposed camp, One in three They will have full access lifestyles, up for increasingly unhealthy children are now overweight or to the top notch Beckett Park Paul (lately added: "Student students athletic facilirie., a here they health is becoming an aneeterau.s1 Obesity IS sin the increase in NON-MEMBERS "L am very confident that all will hat e to ditch their kit kits problem." DELIVERED TO YOUR ,4 Faint hope for new treatment

LOVED ONE WITH BY CHAITANYA KUMAR ti:1111NRILI-S tie explained: -We tilt people "SIVIle people have the upwards and apply auction BR- 1NSTOR\BM; boffins potential to faint when dossing to the lower part of the body-. a road ill del ving 3 ca. we see how long the at Leeds University have We are trying to help oul suction is supplied for before YOUR LOVING been awarded 1.25.090 to such people. whose blood pressure the patient starts feeling a little unravel the mystery behind falls to a level imirtrquair for ditty." why people faint fur no maintain' ng ell else itiusness," he The research still in its apparent reason. said. curly stags... but the team hope MESSAGE Prole,sor Roger Irtainsworh The professor MIS teamed up that it Will boil t,t it better front the Institute of with hreal PhD student Mari Pitt underqatultng conditiOn. Cardios oven kir research Lit Leal:, to carry i it his resean.h. They ,den hope ne W lfentlYient I 'Iltserstly ',still SIMI\ frntl patients The pi, is being fimded plans could he subsequently timmtIty over theriext rhrci years. lie is by the 1.veds ha,ed Beall devised from the research which all elll pti ng to Lip people who Research Fund at the Yorkshire will help pane nts qv with their faint my slenoils1). 1.,11.11 potentially Heart Centre.. s!ondli ion , ...... Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 NEWS 5 SECURITY BLASTED AFTER THEFT OF £15,000 BRAILLE EQUIPMENT Victim's fresh plea for vital computer A BLIND postgraduate is BY KATIE NGUYEN blaming poor university security for the theft of her "Personally I think it's the Lath £15,000 computer. 4th:university. I assumed security And site has now renewed her at the library was all right." pleas kw the return of the eqwrinieni Among the items stolen were after starting the new term with a specialist braille and audio borrowed machine. attachments. Also taken were 50 Leeds Uttiversity student Eivins discs containing years of Ely infs I lacusster stored the vital compater university work. at the Brotherton Library. And she She had horn woad the Tartilori. blames failed security devices for make computer equipment front not detecting the thieves earlier. a frienti It has a braille printer 'The first we knew of the then and braille display. along with was when a librarian found the an audio attachment which allows to ransacked on the Monday the computer II, "speak". telling mt 'ming: a day after it happened." her the details on the semen, she explained. Elvin( has now been severely An alarm was apparently only hampered by the loss of her set off when the intruders broke computer equipment. a glass panel door Into the main "I still want to finish my reading room at the library. It did course." she said, "but the theft ma sound at seeunt)' headquanos. has set me hack at least four but was recorded us going off late weeks." on Sundae afternoon. Elvin' has a guide dog to help Dave Hutchinson. security her travel between her home in spokesman at Leeds University. Headingley and the university. said: "It's it regrettable incident May ing already completed an MA but the fault was with the alarm in Linguistics. she is currently network. not security staff." studying for an MA in Disability Elv ira has also been forced Studies. to accept the fact. that she will not At the moment she is mewing he getting any compensation for with equipment borrowed from the loss of the computer. Although the Braining and Reennling Centre. it was stored on univenaty property but has had to adapt in the different it was not insured. system. Now all she warns is to The university said I should hase her old equipment hack. have been aware that my computer "I'm totally lust without my was not insured. but I didn't know computer and I'm very behind DESPERATE PLEA: Eska Is hoping that she can reclaim her vital braille computer wasn't covered al all,' she said. with my work." Hyde Park 'figures of fun' At one with the world for a week

A 'ONE World Week' is to BY GAVIN NAYLOR be held at 1,11.1 next week Helen Rogerson, a member to help look at the Noy of People and Planet and a third students communicate with year Geophysical Sciences the global community student at Leeds University, said: around them. "One World Week is an important The event, which is being run way in which we can by Leeds People and Planer, will communicate ideas which arc be held at the Riley South Hall important to the global from nem Thursday and vs ill run eommunny to our fellow students. for a week. "We hope that by raising Such subjects as the Jubilee students' awareness of these 2000 campaign to cancel Third issues we can promote it more World debt and the union hacked peaceful and understanding future boycott of Nestle will be for our planet." discussed throughout the week. Anyone wanting more visitors will also have the chance information on the events can CONEHEADS AND CANCAN GIRLS: Pranksters agidn presided their own version of modern art by defacing Iocad statues Ws week rte s sew stalls. photo displays contact Jonathan Dorsett on 278 following Mat term'. 'bootie ear as the Duke et Wellington Pt= Will Goossens and videos. 7930.

6 NEWS Leeds Student, Friday February 51999 Royal battle heats up

ROYAL pin-up HRH Prince 11/ RALPH SAVAGE Should he choose Yorkshire's rimier city, lit wilt hopefully he seen William is involved in an historic Court Correspondent stand-off as Britain's top hopping minty his social tune in One ,.f ior wide satiety of tmraty. nightspots. universities hat& fi•Isis sig,lu And I.MU this. eve`s;k selr.011,41Cla11) niorei)Ull - As with any teenager, he likes pop rinitile:" SAO a spokesperson Eileent i Si SLIkoi a clann on ihr future in, wren, "Virk• think Leeds has lou 1. i t Lon Palucc. -hin Ins favinin y ,ugh I zeds Cal i versify Is 1 ■,17 dicren Irsu city and oar ..1( ckccilettt or., nsa., Vc.r. n.' kt:ZIT t kir 1.11111.6 ne hi their Nod. Li Jill Its 'the An 1.2vit.ripokr.o.per4 al •i:l11:41 dial any xonderolanfl shoileins ii. ins 0.1/ I N,Irili' 1•1 -.h. loping. Inlet-est troll C11.111W., hoy \could be ill' liar wantiiv o tr,fuc tin c Tom hr.ari.ohn,is vs illialio.uged !1 o: h,o 1.-„IhAvs 110 ow pre- 11,./tkt. a,- Lb,: tass C.-ant:lodge Ufa wriony ''lie hir 11, ,hor id, 11111,,ell lull III a shorts fin ourouud against the likes on= oilcroi stio iristittiliiinwIlikheiltikatedirianyiil Ins er, ng ham Palace ntyal rio.ts.11x plucky priik3: kiattaitly re% ca led :hal certain oitdyirig hit tits A-leseli-uittlinitiilleee. hr c(ms.Tilcica .rhea inakin dual Ile leads ail Ltttrernoi■.1,:t is L. ill die I hi, and lifeclt le. ertio)ing tugger. t airshrrdgr le.ges are I. eloi,ie (.11 skiing and IA aier-pol.± the nod'.' said a 11,Ntemalaii

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BUS-IED: The remains of the bus stop outside the Parkinson Steps on Woodhouse Lane after yet another road accident. This latest crash happened around 6.30ten on Monday when a BMW skidded out of control Pic: Will Goossein

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lest • & long ..,L.ntence. Just got out on good behaviour, Seeks getaway dower, wish own car. retraces Box No T999 Desperate & overweight man. late CO's, Likes drinking. smoking & gambling. enjoys eating in ALOT. Seeks anybody, anybody at ally her steps Box No. LOS3H

Fish Lover A TEENAGE rape victim who claims By HIRAM RANDHAWA late 40's likes all kinds of fish. Has slight to have been attacked by a Leeds hygiene prublein_ Seeks person with no student has returned to the Leeds them from the investigation." sense of smell, Si.", area in an attempt to identify the The r ieiitn, w ho appealed On the house where the assault took place. Crunestoppers television programme tat ox No. P00 The i C.:I 1,1,1 5.1,, rapv■lislrler 111e01111y. Monday night to anyone with any 'MLitt:mum unto in du: nio:litelooti in lo come forward, said: "I just want to put on Nhii, ifibes eerie led 14 I rr,1. I his hchi nil me and get tin with my lift." Siiiitela The oiopie share'd a 1,11,1. 1. 1 .111 Mr Tedder and his officeis have spetll address 113 the Head:ugly+ Buries tile [A ...A week trying to identify the lipitsc., Leeds. T hes k fooln it i4 an end-terrace house Shr wo sc storing hint lit call her a laki teeth a low stone or brick wall fount:ilk but a a.. dragexiii into his. home and sublis.:11 err ta gardot which was itVcrgrown. (uni ■Ilsoly) 11, edit indiekent assauli po•sible that the house dut_s not e Police have nun, stepped tip the hunt 1-001te_ io lie nttaeker. but he may hase v or the Man who is believed hi be nailed uriei,, 1104, ISION •Ritherf and whir altentho IMU 1he won 5%hire. Sit 10 ins to aft 141 DC' Micheal To:thief. lead-ins! rite .trul in his early we'll le HO hind MOtISO P F I G I A 141 S ‘.1.,1 :1,,.t. ha % ION1:-'1.roppeLi hair it the time of the • 1:1.1111.:11Ci. •1111.11101,115. '411 0,2011v iiICI dem Lower Ground Floor, Union Buildings, Leeds University. LS1 1UH lel: 0113 242 4684 %%hi• iltr. 111,- dv•L ripti. ,n fir f11111-1. T111-1: . yliy Lair With in formation shuakt -.111,111,110g 10,11 a1r,11,1 .11 ,1.111.11tql forward. vontact is iligarth pOliee on 24 I 3f185 ill hi,11.:a1111,1,1 ue nov, luso itie unlit, klermiindile 2-1 l 3059. Leeds Student, Friday rebnory 5 1999 NEWS 7 Roll up, roll up

Charity full of Eastern promise SCi i(X)L et li kinn Will I in 1 1 U.! tome the cluwn in activity. werkehrips

to he held hy LMU this Easter, liein- 1A)CAL charily Land Aid are minibus which Is then going By CATHERINE BURT Karre Lee and Catherine Parker: calling on students to join their in he filled with medicines, The Carnegie group host campaign to help sick and expense:, erlucational and recreational circus skills workshop fur Ht. 13 year disadvantaged children in Sylvia McGlynn, a second equipiment. aka. txwering caneything Men spinnmg Eastern Europe . year Russian student at Leeds Any help would he greatly plates rind juggling, to riding a unieycle. In addition to buying Cniversity, who is involved appreciated and willing The kids will also have the chance general supplies for the area. with the charity. said: "Because volunteers should contact Land to take part in outdotir sports such they need to raise money we drove to Russia in 1996 we Aid on 265 6144. as football and cricket. For more specifically. for a children 's noticed lots of other places information on C.'arrip Carnegie call borne in Zajezierze in Poland. where nu could help. • Land Aid present Lorna Cabral on 21t3 260i I est 1763_ The institution houses • Ahove all. the most Sparrowhawk and Duffle ('oat around SO mentally important thing that people at the Irish Centre this handicapped children. and can contribute is their time." Wednesday at I :30pin, Tickets

their already overstretched E4s000 is needed in provide cast 173 and are available on budget only covers basic the home with u left hand drive the door. Well watered

STAFF from Yorkshire Water were amongst the first students

re graduate from the BSc ( Home) in Project Management offered hy .LMU, writes Lucy Ballinger. Thirteen workers achieved two first class degrees and 11

2; degrees as they grappled with the new course. Senior

lecturer Mike Bates stated: "The aim now is to monitor the

effectiveness of the course hy researching its impact On operations at the company.- It's no Goh for The revolutionary course is run by LMLI 's School of the Built Environment and has been developed in cooperation with Yorkshire Water.

It includes areas such as financial and corporate nemagemena

planning and resources management. human resources

management and project control. dream holiday Kiwi challenge

WAIVES Alltint I \tit ey a trip 10 \ / c.11,11,1 1-14•11:1) fun

A POPUlAR student travel anrpine rapid L - k company es facing legal action ifikl he !onus it ti ii , ' 1,1 cr 1hr itir,ki after defaulting on refund Clwileng3:,- ee n Senors eauth. The event, sponsored by STA payments over the last nine haves_ tilkeS place at Kirkatall months. kin were en Wednesday. February Fi se students from Leeds

Li meeraits, are atilt waiting to Starting at 8prn.aS WWII.: oi receive a refund from °Lavine lour students will cui [mete i n an Truvel after the company cancelled action- packed quit comprising an Easter trip in March 1998 31 of inflatehle gamee, bar hungees the teat moment. and a snowboard simulator, The A cheque sent by the refund winners Irons this hats will go onto travel months ;titer company two she Grand Final in March. the cancellation bounced, but the company has this week again

pledged to refund the money.

The ft ve students hooked a trip

Amstetalum through Outgoing Travel costing r44 each. On the Broad minded of departure they rang the

Manchester-based operator only THE SUFFRAUEITE movement in Yorkshire is tieing recognised

to discover that the holiday had by a new course designed by Leeds University. writes Kirtin

hcen cancelled. Randhawa, Tracy Gott. an electrical The 20 credit module attempts to introduce students to the

engineering finalist, said; "We struggle made hy women to get the vote. Jill Liddington, course

still hadn't received the iicketa by tutor and eu-author of 'One hand behind us.' a story of radical

the Friday morning and as we suffragteas in North of England said: -The course draws upon little

were ]waving at seven o' clock that known local stories illustrating the sustained campaigning of the

evening we rang Outgoing Travel. neon-militant suffragists."

We euuldn 't believe it when they Sessions run on Tuesdays. I 0:31.1-12:30pm and there are two

said that the trip had been Saturday day schools on February 6 and March 20,

cancelled." Students who are interested in signing up for the module are

Gareth Cooper. manager of asked to contact the School of Continuing Educatton on 233 Outgoing Travel, said: "The trip 3222. was cancelled due to a double

hooking and there was no way we

could find alternative aceortunodation. We have not used this accommodation since we Stubbed out do not want it to alTect the gond

name of our company." NO SMOKING Oatern March 10 The travel company. which will set the launchof avoinpetition

specialises in short breaks lot 'aimed at reducing student smokers, students. claims that refund writes Swat:nab dialled', for the trip plus an offer of A future The first prize is an bewail peas

excursion at halt price was aeni Inc two with =c.v. to 2??. European

nut on the day of the cancellation, countries. secend prize is two Euroline

Mr .Cooper ciammented: "We dada to Pane refended the money immediately. Students are being targeted tin MOWN HORRORS: Tracy is still fighting fee compensation after her trip wan cancelled Pk. GOO Fox they definitely received a cheque help in this year's campaign as the that week." cheque but he hinin tie able to make extra claims or f fowcver_ the company has now 1.1E has the highest se 'Liking rate in However the students claim After repeatedly phoning time and effort needed in pursuing said that they. want Ii' arils e the the 16-24 are goup. is estimated they did not receive anything until Outgoing Travel to inform them their refund. situation as soon as posed*, Mt that it helps 40.000 smokers quit the end of May. Ow member of that their 'Argue had not eons: The group sent a letter to Cooper added; -The reason that the habit. the group aaid: '"We kept speaking through the students decided to Outgoing Travel asking for a fell Tracy has not heard from us ta thud For an entry loran or more In Gareth on the phone and he minsuli the Chile, ts Advice &mew. refund and then approached we have moved addresses in the mlormation call the No Sneaking Day kept saying that be had sent a They were advised that they would solicitora after moeiving finites{ else lam three nr tour months." line on 0 17 1 916 1635.

7 8 COMMENT Leeds Student, Friday February 5199s ------Lee

Leeds Student Four months after Leeds Student first Best intentions must lead to concerted action Kosovo 1999;

HAROLD BEST has pledged in this week's Leeds Student to do his utmost to get a better deal for students in Hyde Aid workers see the Kosovan conflict Park and Headingley in terms of the houses and areas in which we live. at first hand. SALLY HEAVEN found a And make no mistake, if his proposed legislation to clamp down on landlordism and its associated evils fails to materialise. he will not be allowed to forget it. community on the brink of survival But let's face it. Who is more likely to renege T'S EASY to snw,sy streets of Pristina. sit on their side of the bargain? become accustomed down and order pizza. The A 61-year-old MP whose particular brand of to seeing dead men talk and laugh amongst themselves, while the Christian Socialism sets down very clear. if bodies on the slightly unfashionable parameters. Albanian customers of Cafe television screen. Mozart eat in silence until the Or a student body he claims has 'neither the IBut try listening to the soldiers get up and leave energy or the willingness to act in an organised stories of the real victims without paying. way about anything any more.' in this tragedy and the Faton's customers discuss No contest I'm afraid. bloody images prove the changing political more difficult to swallow situation endlessly. Everyone You could argue that students are not is watching the actions of the disinterested but actually pretty content w ith with your morning cornflakes. West. but they've heard it all their lot in Leeds - but you would have your Futon is the proprietor of before • I I) day deadlines. head in the clouds. Cale ;Mozart. The small peace talks - it's hard for them There is so much that is good about being a Albanian outlet is well to believe that the politicians' rhetoric will ever become student here. but there are now also too many decorated with cultural souvenirs that Futon has reality. stories of substandard houses, spiralling rent picked up on holidays to Despite the constant prices, petty crime and serious attacks, all Turkey. He takes pride in discussions, the overall things which further damage the fabric of providing a smart but cosy feeling amongst Kosovans is one of powerlessness. Headingley- and Hyde Park. place where well-heeled customers choose to relax. Foreign aid workers also Individually, we all have a responsibility to Fitton has had to work hard to frequent Caft' Mozart. and the do our little hit for the sake of our community. establish this cafe. Serb other 4.:ustoiners ask them But isn't it also time for our universities and governing authorities in about what they have seen out student unions to prove they too remain Kosovo took over two years in the countryside. They me to approve his licensing particularly interested in the dynamic enough to respond in kind'' KLA. who [oust ethnic The gauntlet has been laid down. dPrICii.c.stt:I;i Pit-1 re lie v. ed Serb Albanians see as glamourous An organised and informed plan of action .1,14LJ,.. ,sioci .1r.,1 more freedom fighters. would show that our senior lecturers. staff and 1,1•),,ii.11,,,t i I 1r.,- h.,,,,,,t1 Places like Cate 1do7ari ■ representatives do still live in the real world. •.•.1;nti:, • ,I.:. Hie ...:...... “11 It, are iltIon the !,,:cri ," tit 11%11.1111.: i!, pio% “It:i.l, , !here ha\ c heel, three and that they rCulise just how important a ..II.l.:1 •.! PI 1•11ilo Ski ,•,,,tir‘dCti h!, hills, reported and several more positive external image and relationship with III I il jil,i111.. ;11}{1 plaits. tlw city 11m-onto-toed ereaude attacks the local community really is. at boors a dvaelly MIES and rt!Nialtrants in the ct■mbitiation of Serb military past two months the 111.1'0 police and the Kosov o recent. on Monday struck a Liberation Arnty I KLAi Serb hamburger bar in Our very own guerrillas. The intense Pristina. feelings of panic and fear Futon is realistic about the mutely penetrate the potential dangers. He has built atmosphere. You might think an escape route leading from fresh Prince a place like Cafe Mozart in the hack door of his cafe to PATH TO NOWHERE: Victims of the Recsk massacre Ile on a footpath central Pristina would he an the front garden of a high oasis of calm But es en the profile American agency enthusiastic restauranters. Meanwhile, the aid Their's is not the blood- workers try and ignore the could be in town soaked tale-of Albanian atmosphere of suspicion villagers fleeing massacres, or which surrounds them. Their returning home to find e-mails are niunitored. and IN THE week chart-topping superstar Theirs is not the bloodsoaked tale mutilated bodies clogging every now and then, tuliele Will Smith speaks to Leeds Student, it has their drinking well, but appear in the Serbian press neither dues Jig ing in the city accusing them of king spies also been revealed that his Royal of Albanians fleeing massacres but guarantee their safety. In the last blornIsoaked namesake has been tipped to come to Western aid agencies are century only combined efforts Leeds for his higher education. living in the city doesn't helping to provide relief to the by Fecal powers have brought This speculation is hound to make Leeds beleaguered people of peace to the region. Without Kusatu. cleaning international co-operation loveliest ladies weak at the knees with the guarantee their safety ly cll~:mot lain [IL. 11,■1;:iiprki(gips c Western aid crfOrtscan Only prospect of the world's number one royal pin-up sanitary hygiene Native help in clean up the flow or tapping his feet at Planet Earth. speaking staff give advice on blood and pain. Just imagine his chat-up lines along the lilies livri) Jai sounduack and hots to avoid disease despite Surely it is the job Uf both of "Would one upmarket decor cannot hush down the road. Wood has been poverty and the effects of the Western and Yugoslavian wish to inspect the Crown piled high against the walls to conflict. Material aid is also politicians, who have beconle Jewels." the reality- livery day, Fawn watches make them easier to climb a.yailabk - shoes, coals, food irreparably entangled in this And you would definitely worry if he invited his normally hustling cafe fall over in case Fatrin has to flee and 'hygiene parcels', conflict. to work towards A you to meet the family. quiet. as a group ni blue- for his lire. fate: Mozart is containing things like safer and more prosperous Hey DJ - None of that Dancing Queen. it's uniformed Serbian soldiers. Eaton's life and his tradition. cleaning products, nappies future for Faion and his AK-47s slung over their He and his tamily hail (runt and sanitary. towels are family, and thousands like God sate the Queen from now on. shoulders, come in from the Grakova, a legion renowned distributed throughout the hint living in thercrussffr'a of fur producing talented and province. an inakerintitanewar.

Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 COMMENT

Speakers discussed the crisis in Kosovo, is peace any closer? Corner Still killing time?

011 earth does I ccds W 1..nisersit∎ still not charge its students foe using the interact and sending math? Do they not realise the huge benefits this could bring to them and to students? I have Oa spent 1(1 minutes queue me fin- a di) some essay typing. The reason: 200 other people are already using all the computers to write to their mates telling them how pissed they got last night. ctrl c'skegerati4111? Probably, The tact is that they weren't using the computers tia: tsliai they were supplied for work Yes. you rcirwintici that term, don' 00: an activity which does nut constitute scandiurt:! ' the web hsr information on whether pink is the new purple in French Guyanan fashion houses.'- ft the university dei.-ided to levy a small charge on the use of interact and email facilities it would generate funds from students which FAR FROM HOME: Ethnic Albanian refugees floe the Kosevan village of Lupq I Eperem last Friday as Sorb forces launch tank and artillery attacks they could plough hack into increased facilities. It would also deter some users how idle alalla. Desperate times call for desperate In the age when many students have their own computers and can acquire an internet account tier measures. ADAM BLENFORD examines free. there is little excuse for hours spent in computer clusters hogging valuable resources. the situation and the story so far There would be binge benefits 4k:hat-ging • for ♦ VER 7(1 killings army and KLA guerillas have proud Serbian amlot (-Nam*. a more rapid in two bloody spent the worst or ilie v. inter contemplate Kostivan upgrade of facilities. Kosovan in hiding, regrouping and independence. whereas KLA Many of the current weekends have preparing for new offensives hard-liners will apparently shattered the under the cover of a cease- settle for nothing less. A computer'', are way past 0peace deal thrashed out in fire. Western hopes of Serbian government statemeni their sell by dates and. October when US negotiator compromise and peace have on February 1st hinted at although the university is Richard Holbrooke, the been shattered by the further intransigence: spending the nest three 'hero of Bosnia', offered massacres at Recak. and -NATO actions represent an years upgrading them all. Serbian President Slohodan Rogow) in the past two weeks, open threat to the the costs are phenomenal. Milosevlc the olive branch of and threats from Solana and sovereignty of Yugoslavia." And is it worth them Foreign Secretary Robin Cook Deadlock has ensued but a cease-lire. spending your hard earned When Leeds Student last have once again brought the unfortunately for the West. the tuition fees so that you can "covered the crisis-torn situation to a head. compromise solution of %rat/ of the situation is increasingly province Milosevic played the Peace talks are due to start autonomy within Serbia have a chat with your the only alternative to West for fools. drawing the in Paris today and although interests only those politicians uprisings mates? I think not. Don't continued violent killings and venomous rhetoric of the Serbs have vet to confirm in other countries for whom in Macedonia get me wrong. I'm all in the threat of ethnic cleansing. international leaders and the participation. the threat of Balkan conflicts cause and new and more dangerous favour of tree education Intervention is gaining semi-serious threats of NATO NATO action from tomorrow diplinnatic headaches and conflicts in a region that has and free facilities. but support in influential 'porters. yet to fully grasp the Secretary General Javier should he enough to force the humanitarian crises. when those facilities are including analysts such as the 'Western' concept of multi- Solana, the Contact Group of Serbs to the negotiating table The hall is now in NATO's abused it's time for the western powers was split, with the guerillas, Admirable court_ Tony Blair's hold International Crisis Group. racial societies. Yet the West arc treading a computing chiefs to think with Russian and French as this move may he. there assertion that. he is prepared to fine line. Should they push again. opinion decidedly against seems little chance of success commit British ground troops military action. - neither side is interested in to the province is a good slam too far in Kosovo (an unlikely Additional research Andy Relit Now the situation has peace yet. Without risking unnecessary situation. admittedly). there is by Sally Heaven changed. Both the Serbian ivlitosevic's strong and lives, forcible Western control potential For further Albanian

It SS~IORSLEY A message from your Millennium Makeover Committee

Vean, Studegt,

ERE at Leeds painted it a delicate shade of Metropolitan University. cornflower blue, a colour which H we believe environment both complemented and is as Important to academic contrasted with the dull concrete success as learning support flatness of the existing and study. We think that university buildings. But we inspiration comes from didn't stop there. To further Innovation. and strive to make enhance the fence, we added your campus as serviceable yet subtle strips of fresh. frosty attractive as possible. That's white at the top and bottom, why we've implemented the creating a firm yet friendly Millennium Makeover project. countenance. Taking you And. though it's still in its early stages. you may have noticed EFORE lona, we had some of the improvements enriched the original blue we've made already! B with a glossy, midnight There are some things that dicer, But our boldest step was defy modesty, and we're sure yet to come. The plain white of you'll agree that the big blue the borders gave way to a sunny, fence around the Woodhouse mellow yellow, which in turn Lane entrance to the university evolved into a sophisticated and for a ride provocative gold. is one of them - a spectacular „F. Great St Valentine's three quid to he rattled about in that you might end up like one. way of enhancing what would The gamble paid off and we Fair is back in town and, all directions by a giant piece of It's no use going if you're a would otherwise he an unsightly allowed ourselves time to stand while I can think of machinery in the street outside wuss, either. Cunningly, there ,..iiristrUction site. In fact, were hack and admire the character activities slightly more Leeds Met. ll' the same thing aren't any intermediate or 'quit,: so proud of the difference it has and style we had created. But T made, we just can't stop rest assured that we won't he romantic than standing in the happened to you while you were scary' rides - no step up from queue for the Spinning Whirl- walking through a car yard. unimpressive kiddie fare like the improving it! resting on our laurels... We o-Puke, I'd have to think very you'd probably sue - but at the Merry-Go-Not-Screwed-1n- Our earliest, most naive won't he getting back to hard to come up with anything fairground it's a different story. Properly and video-sleeve art intentions were merely practical. rebuilding the University before that sounds like more fun. gallery Ghost Train before you We planned a. simple plywood we're sure the fence is the right Unfortunately, I've not been HERE'S a reckless, twisted reach the full-blown megalithic fence to act as a harrier between colour - and texture - for you. able to think very hard since thrill in trusting your life to centrifuges whirling violently members of the public and the We understand the difference going on the Oopsy-Whoopsy T something that looks like an through their various brain- potential hazards of a typical a tiny variation in shade can Brain-Kaputzy five times in a oversized electric whisk_ You bruising dimensions. Consider building site. But, when we saw make to the place where you row Iasi year, but that won't feel every one of the 36(1 degrees caret Ully your need to he able to what we had created, we realised study, work and relax, and we stop me being first in line you're swung upside-down walk in a straight line for the how important it was to ensure promise to continue with our again this time round. through and catch crazy glimpses next few days before committing this innovation reached its full current improvements to the I love the fairground. I'll go of gravel and clouds before yourself to joining the queue. potential. fence until we're satisfied that on absolutely anything- if that being spewed. out onto the So make sure you go on at Within a week, we had you 're satisfied, wobbly barstool in the Old Bar ground like a half-digested least one ride while the fair's had a ticket hooth and a height toffee apple. here, even if it's just a spur-of- restriction, I'd hand os er my It's liberating in the way you the-moment thing on your way eactaift9 e Me c,i,e4fire! money and climb aboard in a might feel if you found out you hack from a dull lecture. It's an flash. But only if I was full were to he offered up as a human experience your body and brain need enough, of course. sacrifice - and, as you stand in every once in a white - and just There's something the queue watching the bolts about the most fun you can have wonderfully weird about paying rattle. there's always the worry in a car park. sittae% $

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Your cars are bleeding - re one jolt away from You can see for miles You can't remember either due to the speed hiplash, the brakes don't over the roof of the which way is up. but being turned up a notch seem to be working and Mcrrion Centre. Ahhh. each makes your head too high or the Celine you can't gel anywhere relaxation... Getting a spin equally. The Dion dance remix they're near the sides of the hit windy though. isn't people before you playing. Sonic creepy enclosure to gel out. Why it, and the wheel keeps were only on for three fairground guy keeps • der they call them dodgems stopping when you're minutes... sn how coming oser to spin your when you can never dodge at the top. is the car come you've been on ' cart faster. Why" Is it those psycho schoolkids? supptised 14/ he able to liar ten' isn't there broken? Should you Arc students, like, tilt this tar'? Have thens anyone waiting!Has lump out w hils you still unpopular ,mmund here or assenthleti this thing the U1T- Nw1101 hmkcn? •:',1119 Sop the soinctinne? Stop the ride' properly" Stop the ride! Slop :lit risk '

10 THE HOSTILITY BETWEEN STUDENTS AND LOCALS IS WELL DOCUMENTED. BUT WHAT CAN BE DONE TO FOSTER BMER RELATIONS FOR THE FUTURE?

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CAN see yer fanny- week") and xenophobic crap {'them Oliver Twist. Evil Edna fmm 'Will 0' the Wisp: My housemates have become flaps! Ha- frogs down there 'ad to gerra new On a subsequent visit, it was quite Actually. Ler knows many officers by increasingly impatient with the whole HA R!" Thus Lee windscreen fcr their frogrnobtle, clear that Lee had been sniffing name: he is still at the age where the law situation - why should we sanction this introduced himself HAN!") seemed to abate when he something. He seemed hyperactive and cannot properly take him to task. so he petty criminal's attitudes and activities to us in his genteel realised how unimpressed we were. edgy. Eyes lit up, lie babbled expletives gets on with the job of relieving his by bothering to give him the time of Burley brogue one wet October Relations hit an all-time high when at us as if desperately in pursuit of a boredom. day? Does he deserve it? Lee came round one evening after his reaction... is he like this when he goes afternoon. Gradually we would A few weeks ago he and his mate Well, did he ask to he born into this? abusive mother threw him out in a off to steal a car, we wondered? Was he Kyle vandalised u hapless social It's all right for us to take a holiday in come to know him a little; every drunken rage. Normally I'll eat like this at school? (He was thrown out worker's car because the -bitch" was LS6 for a couple of years. albeit in few days he would await our whatever's in the friclee. honestly, but of secondary school almost immediate!' going ro take Kyle into care. Lee hinted perpetual Fear for the safety of our return home in order to regale us stereos. Surely we have less reason to with tales of his petty criminal hate Lee than Lee has to loathe us, or activities... mostly car-theft. just about anybody else;, no matter how burglary and so on. We could We even began to think we were making some kind of difference; wrong he is to du so? Surely we have to have told him to sod off at an try a little harder with people like Lee - early stage - was it the threat of we have to he a bit more patient... Lee's racist vignettes and xenophobic crap seemed to abate And then I remember that just about his older siblings' passible all I have in common with Ler is a retaliations (their names all when he realised how unimpressed we were penchant for Jerry Springer and beginning with 1: 'Lee-etta'etc... Eurotrash. He has recently develo which prevented us? alarming habit of jumping out an d Probably, although well prefer to that evening one of my.houseinates Just and now does 'community work' .t obliquely at some kind of abuse in the surprising my female housemates as say we wels going some way towards happened to have prepared us a special The police were able to take time family las he has hinted at abuse in his they walk home in the dark: ant atter of breaking the student stereotype by peanut tofu thing. Thesight of this out from polishing the pavement outside own) but as always the hate is directed his appealing traits. Little ba.stard. actually • raving hela to our neighbours_ Dickensian chimney-sweep figure Harvey Nichols and looking for black at anyone construed as an outsider - the We even began to think we were spitting hot mxidles au sway seemed people to In up in Chapehown to tell us social services, the 'pakis',.the James McCarthy making some kind 4dd:femme Lee's faintly ridiculous and somehow that his mother is a well-known local ',winners', the 'southerners'. whoever. racist vignette("them fookin" pakis - symbolic ishambolic?). You might as figure, having the vocal talents of a And as students we all fall into at • Names have been changed to proteer m'simer well battered one other well etaik up a tasty little focaccia for town crier and all the menial stability of least one of his hate categories. the ideuMies of those I oncerned • HAROLD BEST INTERVIEW p12-13 • WHAT THEY REALLY THINK p14 • THE WAY FORWARD p15

Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 commui Putting oui

J r- foot fog Harold Best has to listen to residents raving. But ALEX GUBBAY finds our 101 balance for the greater good. Picture!

PHI current climate. a 'he decline m timitinglo z-Tecialls- ,rts..e the In Cs-. politician's harde5a josh is to age• i•44i K fair „it• ay... cons ince whoever i.s listening that he flv ....::loins.:: this poled -.caw the rtioasse ..n that lir she is i,enuine. Sleayre and swell in the monism It Ihnut entenne higher elfrstt wra. tin cam camiption have made It aessAtion. and ..:arrampletaly deseending 'Y Ai eatdegth weren't lism.g and for that a inereasingtvI difficult to helies Leeds. Paul* fins dnie. e am:thing inskle the hambettli of penmen:it families Ind anion pane we are told or promised. The rilisei-sion amide= Maio Isseevinthee:Illescwas ?en should* with image over ,uhstance metre, that it Inseeregy. Maul ontaariabb the pm* *be in sh matters less and less what is tieing ,:tad as Used-hen nni mimeo of one ling deli Gnaw of pro k wig as it's tieing said from the right reikiinintivirvient itreinnisinitsselaw stibladori I colour platform in the right colour suit maul biota Nese ass nykspiennzeasiing ifilp*ed - pi and is liberally peppered with soundhites faneesinthestienierniddtslitt.. don't think and tomns. and as for etpressing your 'Ws minus Maine orthiviiierls the mem or ► we own opinion: well. don't even go criginaned :rn-4.onsthlits Lind the there. that law But Harold am comes dIC WM Allow Even mon frnm the old school sold it. multiple art runt politic, Whom Wier Leeds Nanh West. LILL:Lib 1 I )1:L1'. SGS. Norm of era 1-24 ui wsit.11 invnair, y twit. is the has been at the heart of the local thc. product of an et tic fi1-ytnar-olt1 when uresp rtsibility wasmalts still seen as than wrong a trade mire and communiry moveaneras for acs ► appmpriate - me now, ray tan. la's Icing as lie can nunember. And he's not abeam ow 6331. *holt:1=W almost as if you haw bo:n clesx±disixt " change his ways now. even if it is him inking on the unfashionable and kris VICWS unwelpiene m mane quarters. So paradoxically. it is his saadfast refinal on ahandon his principle. in the way his puty `Going into The Skyrack arguably has which makes talking to him refresiung, and listening to turn lament the tweak/lawn of coninainiry life in Hyde Park and going into a seminar, Hearinigley all the more surrimc Here is a man w her has toed m tee arra all his file. who has seen how suntans andlocals subjects being discusse can use side by side in relative teary. and who genuinely watts to do something in ea,c . '40 rooms. It was an ed %ISA te SA . ' a perceived tensions and improve the loi *r ,- .r'-‘111Pli-a‘ students and ineals alike. it. , . P • '* .0 VIP • • v It is a ihfferem lifestyle and that n °ree attmily t • , • * V — of inssubpatibility which is ifdficult to manage, So does that :next that even ti we duo fair tilts ..vet - * 4, * ..' •.- eI A 4 - neighbours think of an or 16.r-it...him El sir w f.. he ansasties. 'It's not the division of interests care about what our *. %ISO 10, • .• ,, how we treat tham we latish those feelings ■ a I pip • . 1 within the commtmirs itwlf or the increasing ' Lir.-1-1114. I A slit ► aside hixnuse we haw teen brought up not to 1 114 lit e li a 0 Ill 6 • • ► focus on what . • • . ' , • It 4 do anything dans them. Ito fed a/fAt ' 4 . %Sigel. a 1 . 4 1 eirtuoila of il-. . . .. . , , _ that we ■sit.111 11 tier do anything about them? 'Ya1 there air -1 V. A` I i .b. problem. thtue two sides to it. and aLso the fact that it titAti,/ 1.4 ...111.1*1 --Gouig into The Skyrack cued to he like et 112.111111:17111=I never accurst° sail that there might actually he 1%111..1, an VIII•ilf _sting into a v=rninar. Being my clowmt puh. I something wrong. Its a of 'why ask me.'' paccesiMI i would often go in for a couple of pints but more or 'who is it that I can sly'-- aid up ill / sis-eim 14 "•tItillli . 110110%IA %OF Will is. talk to the profile there and !Wen to the • eliall " III vars. So ,611Je cts. heing disinnsed in chtTenent 1 t . 2, 4 IERY true. But ir aLwi true to Ira! hehavasue 4 IS, '111% a 31011.111bili41 room_ II was an education.- these are perfecilv satid queation5 Attu daincs..url a - SI a lt, %,.vviti sit 01101111 I umpoce it still i% in a way. It dust that now. all. what can we neatly do"' tin nassacifoll OP 111 .011.iii set putts ante V , i f lit you Icon how ter ‘.1iTly at in Mier universities inutile; sites a sibs simill1111 as.30 quail= fir :mother mutt ur tiow to in Lecub have gf011111 so rflESSivel) .., 9 ii . it 0 • it■to that to Bests eyes, they are awe part of an mot than fetinir sip .■ut quietly when the rugby tat* kick off r III Pi le 104111%% 'cdUCAIIREI . • a after one to I IIHIU than centres of ii,:strune _ ....p' stoma many_ "So •1/ ■"It dear14,1Und awfully quaint I know.- he enlightenment. chinning lAn gracluntel- w hi use 7 iv 8.111111‘liii. le.itt hank Pekin es are ruthlessly tapped tor duet prcifiu., . i i w a a cA errintscs, -and there Ls a ttmdertcy to he years by kcal businesses and mortal 111.011%t the pet. cn'l the ;v s Is* 11, so a 1 n inmate alai out But students has hrewencs yin a Itilli any they 111101110111 changed in curt way and nano rit us can should we seek to change? It is famittil i% 4 els v the growth in hostilities. Just How lati;ilordr . • irl ikss it . astivb actually n.-merriher to suggest. that students are g 11 they IL " i that a there rims•. and that it has coincided with ang to give up ginbeeiVie 1h if. takeaw ay% mid Tetley,. we don't want it would INSIDE - james lavelle, mix cds, kid's classics Win a holiday for two • Cash prizes to be given away Free Beer and CD Raffle •

Thursday 11th February Refectory 2.30pm }) Tuesday 9th February RAG WEEK '99 • IOgin • 2 am @ The Cockpit • Featuring DJ's from OTT, Move On Up and Vodka Jelly Suck in Old Funk Soul Nation MON STN FEB Bar & Trolley Races

Vodka Jelly Suck in Old TOES 9 FEB Bar& Shark at The Cockpit

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Rose-A-Grams FRI 12TH FEB & Crazy Golf Otley Run RAG WEEK '99 War of the Roses Street SAT 13m FEB Collection DRINKS PROMOS" Advance £1.00 Rag Members £1.20 • DOUBLE GIN/ WHISKY £.1.5.0 Non Rag Members VODKA & DRAFT MIXER On the Night SUN 14TH FEB Li • BOTTLE OF' HEINEKEN £1.50 Rag Members Pub Quiz in Old Bar LS.00 Non Members + LOADS MORE ON THE NIGHT from LLJU foyer and Rag Office •

1.: JUICE os-02-9s• what's inside e `PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO REALISE THAT I CAN ACTUALLY ACT A BM Exclusive interview with multi- talented megastar Will smith

plus LOWDOWN Durnbpop, clever art -a sneak preview of the latest Gallery Studio exhibition

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MUSIC 8 • DOPE ON PLASTIC 6 • BABYLON ZOO • ANI DIFRANCO • DREA1V1 CITY FlUVICLUB • FAITHILESS

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IN THE MIX 10 How to survive the current craze for mix CDs JAMES LAVELLE II The man from ILLN.K.L.E on 'keeping it in the family'

GUIDE 15•123 Those kids TV classic s

The only Leeds guide you'll ever need Leeds Student

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Edited by Louise Sherwood Freshly squeezed every Friday A classic offer F you've been around long new young composers and I I April but for the first time the enough,'State of the Nation there will also be collaborations London Sinfonietta is offering State Imay mean nothing more to with visual arts and dance. of the Nation Student Bursaries you than the former name for Anyone can attend the weekend towards travel and accommonda- Smile at LUU. However it is and there will be plenty of opportu- Don costs and there are 10 up for also the name for another nines for free foyer performances grabs. In the depths of winter it somehow music event, a weekend of per- as well as ten different free work- doesn't seem right to be thinking about formance and debate_ shops. For more details call Nick Reyland at what you'll be doing in the summer just It includes new music and world The actual event doesn't take the London Sinfontetta on 0f 71-928 yet. However these things need planning premieres by twenty of Bntain's place until Saturday 10 and Sunday 0828 The deadline is 1 March 1999 and at the moment it seems to be the talk of the campus...

Travel - Most people would probably agree that this is one of the hottest options. It's what GOT A N.U.S. CARD you'd like to be doing if you had any money, or what you might be doing with a student loan, Basically It is important to come back with a tan GOT TO GO TENPIN BOWLING and a better tale of hiking across the Andes than everyone else

Work and Play Abroad - if you haven't got the dough to go on holiday abroad then go anyway and earn some whilst you're there this ONLY suggestion explains why every poster space in sight around the Universities is currently occupied by BUNAC or Camp America signs

Old School Mates Option . spend the summer at home catching up with old mates and trying to avoid getting a job in a greasy spoon cafe

Do all those things that you never seem to have time to do - or at least shouldn't have had time to do with 'all that work' during term time

Work at Home Spend the summer working In a greasy spoon cafe or worse Morrison's cafe

Prepare for next year's work.Without trying to sound too much like 'hey! I never do any work', does anyone actually prepare by reading up on topics an advance?

Bum around and half-heartedly look for a lob - a real one This could be looming as an all PER GAME too real option for some third years a this time of year when you realise that your Uni days are running out! arrrgh is an understatement

Revising for re-sits - Perhaps the worst 9.30am-6.00pm option but a very goad reason for writing this 1 0.00pm-midnight hot or not now so that it doesn't happen to you That's a WHOPPING 7.895% less than last year!! Reformed rock T'S a bit of a blast from the past but if you happen to like Jimi Hendrix, Status Quo or Thin Lizzy, then you might be interested to hear a band which is made up of artists from all three. The Noel Redding band who are due to perform at the Wakefield LEEDS BOWL Theatre Royal have been described as "the ultimate supergroup experience" and the show includes a number of classic hits such as 'Rockin' all over the world', MERRION CENTRE 'Whatever You Want'. -Purple Haze' and 'Pictures of Matchstick Men',

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T iffi • I t a to say about Hideous Kinky - FILM DRAMA go with no expectations and leave with mixed opinions. In her first big screen role since Hideous STARS: Titanic, Kate Winslet plays Julia. the Kate bohemian mother of two children, Kinky determined to drag them around Winslet Morocco on a riotous. soul developing adventure. She Is searching for a life-changing truth, Marvellous, which she incidermily never finds, miscellaneous Morocco only possessed by the wise ones of Marrakech.The film gently and rather uneventfully charts the family's journey until its sureristngly IDEOUS Kinky is, on a more un-gruesome and un-erotic climax - positive note, an aesthetic their return home . Hdelight, What It lacks In The characters are well storyline and concept development. developed and distinctive. Kate, not it makes up for as an expression of being the most sterling of little Morocco.The scenery, colours and actresses. successfully creates the general feel of a country that not irresponsible. self-absorbed. liberal many of the audience will have thinker. and whether you are a fan visited, are enveloping. Its vibrancy or not, she plays her part and mere visual dynamic carry its undeniably well. This is especially somewhat other flawed enhanced by the fact that poor old characteristics and make it worth Julia has spawned two infants who, seeing. after a couple of hours of tumbling As for the title? Depart less L and singing among other antics, enlightened than when you deserve a slap. Her love interest. La entered. Even though the children, Heine star Said Taghmaoul, adds an use the phrase several times, its ethnic aspect to the film and a whiff definition is not clear and less of comedy, if you can smell it prominent than perhaps it should through the camel dung. be . Victoria Cohen

Isolationist son Kirby and their PREVIEW daughter Sylvia. who refuses to go out with her arms looking like they LUU__ Raven do.And just when you start to think One Way that things couldn't get any stranger Pendulum you realise that this is just the February beginning. I 0- 13 NIQUE and amusing. the i.;;. How con 1 go with my talented cast presents this arms like this? tittle-known play in a clever, often touching way which captivates our interest. It comes highly OLLOWING the success of R and Mrs Groomkirby recommended not only for the Waiting to Exhale, director FILM are a couple in their mid- SOPPY undoubted quality of its F Kevin Sullivan has served up 40s.Their son is a M protagonists. but for the refreshing a similar slushy, sentimental and murdering maniac.Their STARS: break it offers from the usual trite escapist flick. Stella How Stella daughter wants to be an ape. theatrical fare. (Angela Bassett) is rich, Goldberg The whole family is on trial. Be prepared to laugh and be glamorous, powerful and (not Got Her Bassett LUU Theatre Group is giving us withstanding her forty years) amazed in equal measure at the the chance of a guided tour of the gorgeous, but lacking in that unexpected happenings which Groove Back Groomkirby household as they most precious Hollywood constantly await, and enjoy a commodity, love. 6To Emotional diarrhoea present this production of N F window into the lives of one of the Simpson's most absurd comedy. Coaxed to Jamaica by the ever strangest families ever to appear on We will be introduced to the vivacious Goldberg, who plays her stage. carried away in an immature film long-suffering Mabel Groomkirby. best friend, she falls under the spell critic rant? No! The film is 100% pure her strange husband Arthur, their Michael Barker of the ridiculously named 20 year old,Winston Shakespeare.What Colombian crap. I don't see why 1 results is emotional diarrhoea. a should bother to write a decent gushy rollercoaster ride about as intellectual review when they can't exciting as Blackpool in February. even be bothered to write a decent is extremely sexy and there are a few Although it only lasts two hours, two intelligent film - at least they get squirts of humour. In general it was hours is a ridiculously long time to paid. pretty dire, but then Blackpool in be subjected to shit.A night devoted February can be quite nice.. to party political broadcasts would KAY, now that is a little harsh, sometimes. have been more entertaining. is wasn't quite that bad.Whoopi Am I being a bit harsh, getting O Goldberg was great. and Bassett Jon and Alex

Shakespeare to write him a play Cluneal saves the day allowing the play FILM COMEDY so that he can pay off his debts to go on. Shakespeare plays Romeo with the profits of the while Viola makes a surprise appearance performance. as Juliet. shocking yet exciting the Shakespeare STARS: Shakespeare begins writing Romeo audience and creating a sensational play. and Juliet and Lady Viola (Gwyrieth The ending of the play, while riot quite Gwyneth in Love Paltrowi disguises herself as a man to as tragic as Romeo and plies. still left a Paltrow, play Romeo. lump in the throat Joseph Fiennes Shakespeare and Viola. attracted by HIS film tells a story of true love Life and times of the their mutual love of the stage. soon fall in love antlViola becomes Shakespeare's and mistaken identities while Bard inspiration for the remainder of Romeo Ttwisting the differences between and Joker However, their love Is arc and reality. Paltrow gives an F YOU enjoy comedy, tragedy, doomed when Viola Is forced to marry outstanding performance as both Viola superb acting and a brilliantly Lord Wessex (Cohn Firth) and finds out and Juliet, while Fiennes creates a Icreative plot all mixed into one, that Shakespeare himself is already lovable Shakespeare. Most of the then you will adore Shakespeare in married. • comedy in the film originates from Ben Love. Set in London in 1593, the The plot deepens whenViola's Affleck who plays an unforgettable film tells the story of the young disguise is uncovered on the stage Mercurio. Will Shakespeare (Joseph Rennes) causing havoc, since women were Shakespeare in Love is a wonderfully struggling to overcome a forbidden to act in Elizabethan times. entertaining film that should capture temporary writer's block while he The theatre is closed and Shakespeare's the hearts of all that see it. is in love. Meanwhile his friend, production looks close to disaster until Henslowe (Geoffrey Rush), needs the owner of another theatre (Martin Charlotte Dewson

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REAM City Film Club try to OR over five years John bridge the surreal gaps Stapleton has been trawling 111 between night and day, life the murky depths of F and death, reality and fantasy. breakbeat like a hip-hop Jacques But not lust any brand of twisted Cousteau, and rarely has he dirge-blues can do this with any real missed the mark. With every success. 'Nerveshoe sees Michael successive instalment he has Space Raiders - Laid Back brought together hidden gems as Sheehy try to screech Jon Spencer- (Skint) he skims the cream from the top style about a girl for whom he pines of 'don't-call-it-big-beat'. The highlights of the album include exception being the Freska All-scars"Get "Het smell is on my fingers / I'm This latest offering from Brighton's As the series' catalogue has grown Moog'sTribe Called Quest sampling FresIOThe title is less than apt as the All- tangled up in her hair"And that is not finest Big Beat-ateers marks a change there has been a progression from the 'What is a Parry' and 'Drop'. the title stars try to base a whale career on a the only time Sheehy has been let of direction for the label. In marked fau•club Influences of the first few track of Brighton duo Bushy & single DJ tool album of samples of old down by some nameless lass:The contrast to Fatboy Slim% poptistic records to a harder, more danceable Professor's debut EP.The lads B & P show hip-hop recorcls(available in all good Curse' contains this little gerrs"may goonery, this is a much more relaxed sound, mirroring the rise of labels like us. by way of a loping atmospheric funk record stores), producing only the they choke on each other's tongues." a track:a mellow slice of electronics Wall of Sound. Bolshi. Fused and Bruised jam, that Brighton has beats other than impression that they wear Star Wars PJ's line that seems worth remembering with a warm summery vocal floating and the Infamous Skint.Volume six those peddled by Fatboy Slim. Leeds' and have a shrine to the'old-skool' In for those times of pent-up spite over over a sumptuous ambient backing. continues the trend, without alienating Kicachi also make an appearance, their front room. which you have no control. those in search of bedroom-friendly unsurprisingly as their current home is, Dope on Moser Six is an impressive Fungus Over My Head But progress through this experimentation or more underground portrayal of the state of play in today's wait for IL... Dope on Plastics records. dreamscape is slow and hard.such is (EMI) sounds. Despite suspicions of nepotism. Kitachi breakbeat scene. but as such it is fairly the pedestrian tempo of these songslt The album kicks off with fine old deserve their place on this compilation, disposable. Stapleton Is still finding some Athlete's Foot might have been a is hard to see hope ie such apparent school hip-hop noises and rolls on 'Boost Dem' being one of the finest crackers, but in a market overcrowded more apt narrie for this mouldy little isolation, especially after sixty minutes through a chequered rwentrone tracks . tracks of '99 to date. Live they are a with compilations he has lost his Loncl.With their faux-Seattle teenage Fortunately each tune has Its own fearsome proposition, but almost match advantage over the compenition.This of assault have left you hating yourself. drawling they are the dwarflike individual flavour, avoiding the horrors of that thrill with the piss-take MC-ing, album has a wide ranging outlook and is Anger and bitterness seep into every offspring of a rancid Nirvana and a seventy-five minutes of music that all punk-lock bassline and dub-tinged swing extremely enjoyable. but Dope on Plastic vein of this record. though this often reject Green Day. and they stink Tike sounds identical. The mix version supplied of this forthcoming single. is no longer an essential purchase. seems at odds with the fragility of teen spirit to us has a nice flow to it. despite the For the most part the danger of some vocals and the dreamy melodies varied musical agenda. forniulaic'big-beat' is avoided. the worst Duck which accompany them on 'Country Whistler—Don't Jump In Front Paranoia; Of My Train (Wiija) 6 6A STARMAhl fell from DCFC have produced a product which is certainly atmospheric, but In A Cranbernes-infused Celt-festothis outer space..." Babylon ALBUM the cold light of morning, they will find shamrock-addled fingeoin-the-ear Zoo a.k,adlas Mann of affair even features a tap dancing goat. Wolverhampton has evidently been that their inadequacy becomes all to fitustic_A sure-fire Song for Europe. listening to his Ziggy Stardust a fair Babylon RING KONG apparent. this record lurches between the vocal bit, I'm not complaining. But there GROOVER Chris Beanland always was a fine smudge of Zoo styles of the Corrs, Sarah Dubstar EMI eyeshadow separating the Ziggys and worst of all deadly Dolores. Folk off! from the glam also-rans: 1:=11 LIVE surprisingly few of the earn heroes Jos Mann: Glom sham Audioweb—Test the Theory of the early '70s have stood the test LEEDS (Mother) of time, so it makes you wonder Faithless why the self-styled 'boy with the X- METROPOLITAN 'All the Money's Gone' should guarantee ray eyes' is so unabashedly flogging song-tides ('Manhattan Martran'.'Chrome Built on that"Summerurne" sample, him a bit of airplay.Which can only be a UNIVERSITY the dead old prancing hone. Invader', you get the picture) and Audiciweb's punky guitar riffs funky good thing - he might get out more He seems to be missing the point a scratchintand bad MC-trig loin assorted enlightened lyrics (life is instead of sitting around painting his nails altogether. Scratch beneath the surface of nipple for millions of pwple apparently) Faithless! Live! forces to create a hybrid hp hod, all day long. But aside from this cynical. Bolan's most memorable glam gestures the avant-garde manifests Itself in glossy bhangra vibe. Welcome bock clanging crowd-pleaserKing Kong AdThe! Met.! ('Ride A White Swareleepster'SMetal Audiowelal '80s-style production and references to Groover' is a towering indulgence of the Guru') and you'll generally find an boys being a bit girly and wearing make- man's ego. irresistible blues-riff itch. while Bowie's up. Daring! It all seems a bit tame (YE, Faithless are Annie Christian—Kiss The Day I'm wired for weird and I'm on atexkiMy glossy pretences betrayed an inspired compared to Bowie's incendiary remarks exhilarating, highly effective Goodbye (V2) life tastes clelkiaus/Somebody told me I MIS avant-garde approach to structuring and arch-pretentious personas:las even Lperformers possessing an Asian trash/Now Id like to listen to the words lyrics and melody which he developed manages to make Mott the Hoople's incredible collective charisma. Annie Christian are beginning to yu (sic) hod to soy... Maxi Jazz, when in possession of make wairts an the indie scene. under the influence of Lou Reed, among 'Honaloochie Boogie' (probably the best Here ended' the lesson: yu should others_ song) sound anodyne and Vauxhall the microphone, commands Unforuinately similar to a cheap never take yurself to seriously when yu your attention bringing wisdom haircut. this song masquerades with a As for our Jas, he sounds a bit like Vectra-advert-friendly. Suzi Quatro is full- are in the business of making cod-glam Roxette performingVerve covers.Apart and a personal world view. healthy, shiny opening which soon on art-rock next to this. trash for pussies. from some patently ridiculous, conceited At least the Quoasis glitter-stomp of An initial technical hitch becomes becomes unrnanagable and spirals James McCarthy a jovial foray into audience and knots into tangles of guitar participation as our handclaps spasms. NI DIFRANCO is the fiercely provide backing CO Maxi Jaen articulate, sexually- rapping, Gene -As Good As it MUSIC ALBUM Gets A ambiguous, pal itithed fern- up Faithless encapsulate an (Polydor) rock virago of a middle class incongruity of density and uplift American rock critic's wet dreams: Ani Up Up Up Up 'Insomnia' manages CO provoke a 'We've been bought, we've been sold the self-consciously placed urban feeling of discomfort and unease, Up Up but at least we're not old" (hat?) This minority artiste, the latter-day DiFranco which penetrates through the is catchy, abrasive and has anthem confessional paetess.Ani is a Righteous infectious euphoric atmosphere. and potential. but the only things that Musician. And Ani tackles Issues. Babe air thick with sweat, alcohol and Martin Rossiter seems to have At times you get the feeling that Ani waving arms. Jamie Catto's 'Don't Pre-menstrual tension up changed resendy are his baby's tackles issues like the rest of us tick leave' and the fast acoustic guitar-led nappies . groceries off a shopping list l watched a intervals provided a complete group of "Are D" fans on TV once.fresh DiFtaitro needs to be less prolific.A fast contrast but a soothing balm ID the Delakota-555 from some Middle American sliced-white The truism that politics and pop work rite will never be a virtue if each dark philosophies of 'Reverence' (Go Beat) suburb, dimpled with weeping pierrings, doesn't mix te of course.a liesThat successive album is dogged up with the which cut to the soul. jeans ripped just-so.What did they like so politics and bad art don't mix is. however. kind of receptor-deadening Fishbone Maxi jazz thanks us cordially from ' Where you is is where you stand- much about Ani? "Ani cackles, like. rilly indisptioble.Occasionally the gets it right funk-rods jams that only serve to the bottom of his heart with such prodzums hiewitlerhe•strange-hat. and drops a gem like "TrickleDawn, a deep issues, yuneo?".they drawled dimly. suffocate the spectral and dazzling zealous affinity that a great feeling of backed up by a horn-powered beat, !Ike they,attually owed. Even off-cameos both lacerating and sympathetic elegy to articulacy of haunting pop oddities like mutual appreciation is established. prodding you towards cheer fulness American small town stagnation ("you If anyone can embody the oxymoron '32 Flavours'. The unexpected double encore ends and an admission that though this is of being a -rock feminist' then it's Ani cease to smell the steel plant after you've You could despise AM DiFranco if she with a repeat performance orGied is not catchre ft is good krr waking up to. DiFranco, with her (ironically named!) lived here for a while/smoke is ash are didn't have such an adroit and acidic a DJ'.We resume our place in the indie labei.Righteous Babe. And yet she leaves that blow..!'). a liquid shimmer of intellect But essentiaay it's far easier to crowd,'This is our church, this is Stephen Whitehead, acoustic guitar and accordion. samples evades such self-definitions, shrewdly despise her fans.And her backing band. where we heal our hurts.' Anna Doble. Rose Jenner & preserving the spacious ambiguities in flickering and dying on the surface. Oliver Cramer Marion Schnelle her work from utter obliteration. But for the sake of posterity,Ani Susan Barker and Alex Stirling

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His main and Pavement keep the novel in the real is detailing his male straightness as from the largely unexplored world of targets are the legendary excess and world,tying the Lorre rye back to Mars thoroughly as any post-feminist male sexuality, pretensions that the film industry Mal uses the female bodies in an original incarrintior as a would-be rock Phil Hanlon holds so dearly to ltself.The idea of extreme and emotionally damaging way. star. having a film financed by Lichensteie and only ever to be shown there Is so BOOK about the suicide of and nothing' liar fee•, the same ever sum:4 brilliant that it could only ever happen in real life The insanity of big a man and the authors since' BOOK CULT fictitious relationship with Throughout the treacle.- i thrust egos from mega-stars with small employs a linear struture as a snub A talent, the desperate things that people him wins no prizes for originality. into the pastas WE hear of the story to the arbitry and chaotic nature in Yet with the addition of first class behind the suicide and Aaron't, quest Leviathan PETER will do to get on screen reaches which the Internet is discussed. narrative. crushingly intriguing to right an unavoidably devastating screaming point In sheer sensory By untangling the concradicrions AUSTER plot and seductive language. it's situation.The book rs not sr much overload.coming on like a Portuguese that lie in the discussions arouni: Faber anti Faber Man O'War jellyfish - big, blubbery and no wonder this book has paved about the intricacies of the plot bur cyberculture (Is it safe? Is it a 'coin full of poison. the path for the cultish Peter how it binds together the acute and £6.99 for free expression or a mechanism The characters are hardly even Auster. bewildering c.hararters. Like in much of Suicide story from across for greeter social control?). he -- The story circumnavigates the lives his writing Auster paints a picture of a disguised char-actures of late exces shows how these paradoxical the water holiywood faces. Boris is Just as flipped of writer Peter Aaron (like rnany of transient New York , where friendships element reflect deep enemies out and extreme as the great Kubrick. Austere books, it is unashamedly self- eappen by Iiils-ceartee and are based withing society rather than anything and slovenly drughoovei Tony the referential). and Beniainin Sachs.VVe on hungry desire are! voyeurism For that is what Auster does to do with the lntertnet itself. scriptwriter is a heeded Southern.. follow their relationship from coffee Like his relationseip with Maria throughout the novel; he manipulates Cailcutt rejects what he calls the himself.Various Marilyn Monroe and house friends through the mirrorred Turner - an artist who a obsessed by ue by writing about the writing of the "techno-determinist" analysis, which Elreibeth Taylor ciphers come in and world of twilight Manhattan to a obsessiveness: she has dinner parties novel.The first person narrative is give the Internet a life of its own, out of focus just to debase thernselees mutual obsessiveness which destroys where shit invites the sane number of almost trartlic, and Its sometime: hard arguing instead that the Internet and on celluloid, in a plot that involves both their lives, Peter Aaron drifts guests as her age arid keeps the to distinguish between the writer what it carries around are the incest. necrophilia. paraphillia and wary through his struggling authors life not presents to be displayed in an art speaking and the authorA twist at the product of human beings, not zeros drugs.The whole thing ends up, 35 a really different from anyone else gallery; she sends anonymous gifts end leaves us totally gripped:we are and ones.Above all Callcutt seeks to satire should, in an orgy of dope.deed except for the misfortune of being every year to the stranger she's In love allowed a snippet of the real Paul remind the reader of the positive stars and Vatican City officials. like a caught up in other peoples lives. He with (she is based on real life artist Aline; but then realise this is lust capabilities of human beings and the scene from a Hyronimous Bosch befriends Benjamin and his wife, and Sophie Calle. who's latest protect was another one of his ingenious devices. technologies we have created. painting. falls in love himself to get Paul Auster to write a book Few books are clever enough that This is a fantasitic book which Some of it doesn't work - it is over 'Tc listen to Iris retail that evening about her which she then acted out) they read themselves before the will appeal to anybody who is keen 28 years old now - but the fact that now, it was at that moment she Then there Is Lillian, the victim-figure reader does.Yet Leviathan does this to understand the culture behind Kubnck's newie promises cheap decided she was in love with me... ft who tries her best to stay away from and leaves you in desperate the cyberculture. megastars fucking on-screen in the took me a little longer to understand Sachs. She almost seems as though anticipation of the next book name of art says scimething. how I felt about her but only by a few she's trying to protect herself from Proof that the pen is mightier than the Brendan Craigie hours ..We cook each other by storm. being immortalised in words. jernima Sisson camera. Phil Hanlon

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BASSMENT JAXX Rendez-Vous the top of the flyer apparently you have a God given duty (XL.) to release a Mix CO. PHIL LINDFIELD asks why ieiee■What can yOu say but thank you very much we'll all leave now HE MIX CD, seriously shall we Catchy samba driven house underrated art form or from the men who are, well they just T highly commercial sell are alright. out? Over the years everyone has got in on the HOEDOWN CITY act from Coldcut to Sasha, RECORDINGS getting behind the decks or Banana Splits EP computer and laying down a (Hoedown City) mix of tunes intended to reveal their style and to stamp their mark as a DJ. Hard house the way your Alternatively they are bit mum used to make it Hard beats short on bookings and need sandwiched delicately between a bit of quick cash. rapping and a slice of disco. The mix CD to a DJ ,s like a cover album for a musician. It can go KLESHAY one of two ways: blatant Rush commerciality without an ounce of (Derv) credibility or an integral part of their a rt. a demonstration of their style and influences. Undoubtedly Divine intervention comes this rests upon the content of a mix. Into play when naming these If the tunes are more underground. particular producers. Wailingal_Ing over which could be a definition for crap. filtered disco produces something more respect is earned rhan if the akin to everything else like this tunes are of a more commercial bent, which is usually a definition of 187 LOCKDOWN crap, All 'n' all These CDs are, however, designed to sell and so it is a (Warner) mixture of the two that is required . A mix of music that is neither so their skills to keep it interesting and. Oakenfold, Sasha and now Danny dance with apparently no eye for The South London boyz who underground that it is about as dare I say it, real. Tenaglia have all graced their covers 'keeping it real' brought you Gunmen now come up entertaining as a radiator and one Journeys by DJ. the people with each CD making their mark in For these people, the dollar sign with more of a vocal beast. Mixes by that is not so commercial that it responsible for commissioning charting the music of the times, is the ultimate goal and the mix CD could be used to fill cheese toasties. Coldcut's masterpiece. were early balancing interest with Booker T and C-Ken make this becomes lust another piece of It has CO be said that this happy bandwagon members of the mix CD commerciality. merchandise. Get the Cream bag, particular slice of Speed garage' medium is seldom achieved. club, Since, they have gone under but sticker, underwear, t-shirt, CD, live pretty good. One of the most respected mix not without leaving a legacy of mix T IS the other end of the Cream and breathe Cream through albums of the early l990s•does CDs that isn't half bad spectrum. however, which gives your wallet. SHABOOM achieve these great heights. Another member of this selective Ithe mix CD a bad name.The Cream. however. wouldn't do it if Various Coldcut's 70 minutes of madness is club is the Global Underground Superclubs who have jumped on the It didn't sell So we say stop buying (WEA) an example of pure mix heaveri.They posse who have commissioned sonic bandwagon as well as independent and get your own personal mix CD. flip from Doctor Who to Red of the best mixes of the past few promoters like Fanrazia who After all no-one else has one quite Snapper without missing a beat esing years. Tony De Vie Nick Warren. Paul produce CD after CD of chart like it_ Double EP from these people Buy only for the dub for the rest is iot good. ONE WE LIKE: DAVE ANGEL•TECHFIONK ONE WE DON'T LIKE: FSIIK2 By Phil Lindfield A quite frankly storming mix CD from the man behind many a Techno gem The Freestylers, purveyors of fine party tunes and the ability to play himself. What you get is a mix of tech-house and techno which is mixed them So what happened? Well the fact of the IN ASSOCIATION WITH superbly and remains firmly out of Dave's arse. matter is that as good as the 'stylers themselves Entertaining even to the uninitiated while at at are. in this mix they have gone hardcore the same time maintaining a level of populist.What you get is a mix that breaks underground classics which is second to none. about as much new ground as Steps and that As is suggested in the title the CD is fins somewhere in between home listening and crash predominantly funky with an awful lot of a club, The problem is that there is no perfect records \ wall wall noises and bass lines that send time to listen to this, Not that you would want ., your legs into compulsory spasm.This is to, the number of times you will have heard % made all the more excellent by the fact these tunes out arid about. I know, let's listen 35 Tilt 1$e

_JUICE 05 02 99 U.N.ICLE It's a tam II affair After three fraught years he reemerged with an album of presti9ous pop collaborations. FIONA SMALLEY meets Mo' Wax mogul and man from 11.111.KoLE James Lavelle

T WAS always going to be an ambitious project, although this point probably never actually worried James Lavelle. In Ifact, it probably was exactly the point.To make, as he once called it, the "Apocalypse Now of albums." To make an album which was completely unique, something that had never been done before.An album which would take some of the most respected artists from all over the world and produce a work, based upon collaboration, which had a natural eclecticism but still had an "essential theme going through it." We are talking, of course, about Psyencr Fiction which after three years in the making was finally released last year. As you may expect with an album involving TA Shadow. Richard Ashcroft, ThomYorke and Mike lathe anticipation was immense, and the hype greater still. It was passed off by many as an egotistical. superficial piece of star- studded back slapping with the many artists involved being merely used as an end in themselves. Lavelle seems to be well aware of these criticisms as he begins to explain his motivation behind putting together the record. "Something I've always wanted to do is make a record, but I also wanted to take myself out of being looked at as THE MEN FROM U.N.K.LE: James Lavelle and kinds an entrepreneur within records The Scratch Perverts and so wanted to show more of myself throughout the music rather than talking about other peoples' records on Mo Wax. I intentionally tried to get away with toys and that was something I saying and if someone is voicing it be stressed that this is, of course. just record as his own when, in fact, he from that and tried to put a lot of time wanted CO get away from.Anyway that's something on a record that supposedly a confidence. Nothing more, Although actually contributed nothing to it into people like (Money) Mark and what most people missed the point of you're involved in making that you don't surely the success of The Verve's Urban musically, it must have also been difficult believe, then it's irrelevant: Shadow and let them sorta pop their but that's why I wanted to make the • Lavelle Hymns and Radiohead's OK Computer to take his own concept and leave it earnestly tries to explain. must've given the record a nice push? completely in the hands of others. Did own chords With the U.N.K.L.E record record." this prove frustrating at all? I really wanted to put myself forward in If Lavelle really wanted to put himself "k's like you're trying to make a forward as a different person. you do movie soundtrack where you're trying you've got to "Not really, because that was the my own personal view and my life HAT have to wonder why he felt it necessary to get big names on a record to sell a remember is that when I whole idea, for the whole project and through music." ID hide behind so many names, so many movie! just wanted to make a record did work with TheVerve the live show. like with me and the But he must have been acutely aware 6W that had a strong sense of emotion and there was noVerve. Richard had spilt up Scratch Perverts I didn't sit there and say that critics could quite easily dismiss the faces, so many stars with identities already formed that it seems clear, to a didn't want it to be some sort of funky, with the others. I know in my heart that I 'look this Is what we are going to cloYou collection of stars as simply an easy never lumped on anything.The people try and utilise everybodys experience that accuse you of that are the people and try and give everybody as free a that were responsible for knocking range as possible. It was a collaboration 'Everyone seemed to have an opinion about down those people in the first place and rather than just dictating something" the one thing that now when I sit back So now looking back, on the album and look as It I go well everyone says that you've dedicated the past three it. It was like boys with toys and that was that the Beastie Boys] Paul's Boutique years of your life to creating, does any was the best fucking hip-hop record of disappointment come with the negative all time but yet no one bought it in the response it received In some quarters? something I wanted to get away from' first place. Everyone goes on about The "I just want to please myself to be Verve and Radiohead as being the best honest.That's really why I make records bands in the country yet no one bought at the end of the day, to make myself route to selling records? bystander at least, that they could quite cool, dance floor deep record. I felt very their records originally. Sometimes bands happy and then hopefully people are "People did just view it as a easily over power the actual content of angst about a lot of things and I wanted that instil a lot of creativity tend to be going to like what you do. If you're not marketing tool and that's why they the album and what he was trying to to vocally opinionate (sic) that feeling. I bands that don't tend to be recognised happy with it yourself then there's no missed the point that the reason I voice. wanted to make something which was by the press and I felt that people didn't point in doing it- actually wanted to do it was to show "The reason I had the collaborators unique and that ultimately I could find a look at the record as what it stood for A fair point, of course.We would myself as a different person. I've always that I had is because I didn't want to voice through, and the people on the as a record but instead had this opinion however be able to believe him a little just felt that people thought I was some make an instrumental record.l wanted record shared that voice." about who was on it and as much as more readily if he hadn't spent the last sort of secretive person that was lucky. to make a vocal record and I wanted to Cynics may point our that this is there are famous people on the record hour being so concerned with exactly It past felt that there was no soul to voice a certain opinion that I felt akin to, rather convenient; talented artists from there are also people that aren't- what, everyone thinks of him. what people were writing about what And the reason I asked the people to be all over the globe all 'sharing the same Whilst it is easy to see Lavelle as There's really no need to worry, we were doing Everyone seemed to on the record that were was because I voice' at the same erne and wanting to taking the credit for a lot of other Jarnes.You're on the ascendant, and have an opinion about le It was like boys shared and believed in what they were achieve exactly the same objectives. 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Will Smith is possibly the most bankable commodity Hollywood currently has to offer. But as LAUREN PUSHKIN discovered, the star of two alien blockbusters still manages to stay very much down to earth

ILL SMITH Is funny, even with his little bit of funny.When it playing in the lingerie scene. Compared CO his other films. this comes down to it, latest offering shows him in a there is no other seriously dramatic role I ask him word in the where he thinks his acting career is Wentire history of language going. Does he feel he has to ditch that can describe him so the comedy in order to be well. He has shown, with the considered as a good actor' success of his latest film "What tends to happen in Enemy of the State, that he Hollywood." he explains,"is that you really can act (alongside real get a flurry of scripts like that of die people rather than just last film you were successful with. So now I'm getting less of the alien aliens), and Big Willie Style things and plenty of political thrillers illustrates his continuing instead. I think that with Enemy of musical success which began the State, and the move from way back with Parents Just straight comedy. I'm getting a wider Don't Understand in 1984, range of scripts.Yes, people are But still, as multi-talented as starting to think that maybe I can he is, there is just no way of act a little hie getting around it. First and "And as far as where do I see my acting career going" He looks up foremost,Will Smith is one pensively, before asking again,"How hilariously funny guy. do 1 see my career developing?" I know even before meeting him Suddenly he replies."' think that that this t5 not going to be a normal the type of career that I want to experience. I can hear him laughing develop is along the lines of Tom before I even see him, and when I Hanks and Robin Williams. If you finally do,he knows that he is on look atTom Hanks career, and see show Like a true performer, he goes the range he can cover from films instantly for the laugh. He takes a such as Philadelphia to Big. And bow.flinging his left arm far across times on the set of Enemy when I describes to me what happened: cold out there.— Smith reveals that Robin Williams went from Mrs his right side in true Fresh Prince was doing things and Tony was like -The problem about the running the entire production of the film Doubtfire to Awakenings. I want to be style. then does it again across his 'Hey Will, Just tone it down a little with no shoes, was that it was cold. became. in his words,' comedic' able to cover that kind of range wit other side. All the while he has a bit. take it easy' but I got my own right?" He pauses. waiting like all "Tony likes it when the actors my career." huge grin on his face pretending that way eventually when he gave me good comedians, for his audience's actually do the acting - he doesn't But Smith always has his unique an imaginary crowd are applauding some room in the lingerie scene. I undivided attention before delivering really want to use stuntmen a lot. He blueprint to add to anything already him. got to play a little." he adds with the punchltne."So there was a really adds to the realistic feel of conceived. "Yet neither of those two Seeing him act like this. makes it customary cheek. certain shrinkage factor... you know what we are doing. When I had CO guys really dived into action movies, hard for me to distinguish between Enemy of the State director Tony what I'm saying?" dimb down the window ledge. I was so If you take their two careers and the man Will Smith. and the highly Scott seemed intent on showing really worried about the side of tile blend in a little Arnold entertaining character Will Smith in Smith as a sex god (which for some 66 T ONY had originally wanted building being really scratchy.Tony's Schwarzenegger. then that's the kind The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I ask him reason I'm not about to dispute), but me to do it without the like a mad mountain climber or of career I want if he thinks it is hard CO leave behind CO have even Wills sexiest scene. where he is dressing gown_ He wanted something, so didn't worry at all and Acting wise. everything has this role when he is trying to act running In nothing but boxer shorts me to do it with no socks in lust my little old me's like *Ow!Tony my happened in such a short seriously. in parts such as the one he and a dressing gown, is turned by the boxers and no socks. [sounds good space of time for Will Smith. plays in Enemy of The State: man himself into a classic comedy to me] I said. 'Tony, your sexual Nevertheless. the final production "My natural instincts are definitely Even after a successful run of turn, He begins to laugh as he attractions towards me aside... it's of Enemy ofThe State is anything but over ten years in Fresh comedic and there were a couple of The 'Neither Tom Hanks nor Robin Williams really d into action movies, so if you take their two ca and blend in a little Arnold khwarzenegger, then that's the kind of career I want to have'

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110, Prince, Smith still had to wait ability to be naturally "comedic." until 1995 until he hit the big Comedy. acting and of course screen with Sod Bays. But since music -Will Smith's career Is 1997, in the space of two years, ricocheting in to all directions."I everything turned around and he enjoy doing all different types of became one of cinema's most things," he confirms,"and I believe popular actors and one of that an acquiecism is a virtue... it Hollywood's mast bankable may not be a word, but it's definitely commodities, a virtue." "Yes, you know, it did happen very But when it comes down to it, quickly. The combination of Bad Bays that Image of the Fresh Prince, with into Independence Doy into Men in a high top. dancing around with Black. I mean that's just one of those Carlton to Tom Jones' "It's not things where even I was standing unusual" seems to leap out of around lost It was just something everything he does. that was incredible, and something And as the interview draws to a that even I cannot take credit for. I close. I've come to realise the most mean, I worked hard but it was a important thing of all about Will combination of being blessed, being Smith. I have come to see that the lucky and the stars lining up and I reason I found It so hard to decipher just could not be happier" between him and his character the And how it shows.Yet Smith Fresh Prince. is because, ultimately, remains intent on emphasising just there really is no difference at all, how good he is feeling at the Whatever direction Smith's moment. career takes in life. however serious "'98 was just a really great year. or dramatic his future roles. and I'm happy to say that Enemy of whatever style of music he adopts, the State was the first film of my 30s. he will always be the Fresh Prince at I lust turned 30 in September so you heart. Because he finds it so easy to know I'm feeling more mature. Am 1 be true to himself in all he does. looking more mature" because he is able to laugh at himself I can't help but laugh. Big Willie is and and his Hollywood lifestyle, he ,I known for his babyface. but his will always be one hundred ability to laugh at himself lets us see and ten percent why he really is happy. it doesn't funny. seem to be anything at all to do with his acting career I think the real source of his happiness lies in his ability to make others see the funny side of life

ICAN'T words like"nice" but there's no other 1986 and numerous other nominations. claim word for it. No matter what he does, His debut solo album, released under to you just have to love him Ever since his own name (instead of the Fresh know about the Big- 1990 when he first appeared in the Fresh Prince), Big Willie Style has gone top ten in ness of his Willie, but I Prince of-Beller. t have been awe of the many countries and he continues to do know that he has talents of a man whose talents can only taste success with singles such as lust the got Style.Willard Smith be described as awesome. Two of Us and Miami.Then there's seri- is one of those men that There's a long history of actors turn- ous acting (if you can call /04 or Ml8 you really should hate. He's ing their hand to other areas and failing serious, that is). I don't think anyone multi-talented, multi- miserably.As a rule of thumb all per- would argue that his films are master- national and a multi-mil- formers should be told, on acquisition of pieces. but what Will manages to do is lionaireit's just not fair their celebrity status.that they should adapt his talents to the big screen and that he's also never attempt being successful in another give a confident performance which so so nice. field. Unless they're Will Smith. often lacks when actors transfer from I knowl As far as comedic talent and timing television. know, goesWill's performances in Quincy It's hard to pin down, but I think Will's never Jones's Fresh Prince of &Mir has to make biggest attraction is the fact that he use It one of the top-ten series of the I 95t0s, doesn't take himself too seriously. Then there's his obvious talent for mak- Whether acting or singing, it's always ing musicin fact it's music that's got him done with humour and it's that refresh- where he is today. Ever since 1986's Gerls ing honesty that makes him so unique- Ain't Nothing But Trouble. his five albums So many actors and musical artists are wirh Jett Townes (DJ jazzy Jeff) have won caught up in their own image that they him numerous awards including Out- can't step back and see themselves how standing Rap Artists at the '92 NAACP others see them. Smith's humour res- Image Awards.a Grammy in 1991 for cues him from such a fate. Summertime_ Grammies in 1988 and Andy Kelk

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WHEN: Thirteen episodes of Mr person he dressed up as So he'd go WHEN: Again. a 1970s classic. Oh yeah, and Grandpa Flump had a Berm were made in the 1970s. and fiy in balloons or fight dragons. WHAT: The Flumps were a family 0timper, a hybrid between all sorts WHAT: All a bid weird, really, Mr etc. of little round furballs with hats of different instruments that he Berman ordinary businessman LINE: As if by magic, the and eyes who inhabited a make- would play. (though quite whet he got up to shopkeeper appeared." believe land. Pootle. Perkin. LINES: None that anyone recalls. nobody ever knew) lives at 52 NOTES: Mr Benn never actually Grandpa and others fuss did things NOTES: Creator David Yates's son Festive Road Instead of going to took his clothes off, He had That's all there was to it, no other' is one of my friends and he's got work., Mr Senn would pull developed a talent for lust appearing real earth-shaking plothnes. I seem the actual flumpet in his bedroom the ultimate In new clothes. Now that to remember them doing keep-ht. Now how cool is that? I'll never be day off would save time in the once. But that might have been one overlooked on party • COMEDY work mornings... of my stranger dreams. lists again. • Mr Bonn's best • Comic Relief The excuse - One of • becoming points is the simple, yet • Launch Night someone else. effective animation. • Friday He'd pop along )have you ever • BBC I to his local fancy seen a horse • 10.20pm dress shop and try gallop like that)) • on a costume. the style of Here's the exciting which was used • 0 bit - he became the in King Ratio. I. Soaps are still bubbling away BROOKSIDE Close is incredible, Coier aeon Street is still plodding along good,' say_" whoever cursed it did a fine job.I with manic storylines and characters. Steve McDonald is still oozing around _ reckon its time to send in the For a start it looks like Kevin Webster the Rovers.The guy is so slimy he could iliga archaeologists. Goodness knows has found what he was looking for. All the gunge intake of NoeA 1-tune Party. what ancient mythical figure lurks someone more drippy than Sally finally Natahe's first mistake of al' beyond the God forsaken street, Gormless Alison is so wet she could give running the Rovers was when she hired Oh wait a minute they already know Les Bauersby a much needed soak. Martin Pratt He guilts so often that DRAMA its Jimmy Corkhill!The man is I find that Fred Elliot is a misguided people are scared to wear anything red possessed. He's been a thiefa drug taker, fellow. Every time he tries to construct a In case he charges at diem. Mind you, he Jacqueline du Pre 3 drug dealer, a murderer and now he's a sentence. he repeats himself so often did worry ET and that must be a bit Saturday sanctimonious teacher The man has that he's Still wishing people a good exacerbating. C4 Leanne Conway more personalities than a cat has lives. Christmas -Have a good, I say have a 6.55prn

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Go. 7.55 Short Change. 8.20 News: Weather. 12.30 ITN Sesame Street: 7.00 The Big House: 8.00 Havakazoe 8.30 1v1.7; Li all New._13 134 11, i6 M Regional News; Weather 11.00 Taz-Mania; 8.40 Polka Dot News Weather 1.00 Home And Breakfast 9.00 Schools: 11.30 Dappledown Farm, 9.00 Mang Ill; IV i dm. lOrp,-bm Real Rooms: 1125 Can't Cook, Shorts: 8.50 Johnson And Away; 1.25 The Jerry Springer Powerhouse; 12.00 Sesame 9.30 The Oprah Wirrfnsy Shove Wont Cook: 11.55 News: Region- !tuft Cupbeatt1 Friends: 9.00 Storytime. 9.10 Show. 2_10 e.mmeroale: 2.45 Street 12.30 Bewitched: 1.00 Pet 10.20 Sunset Beach: 11.10 Lira LifieD al News. Weather, 12.00 Call My See You. See Me. 9.30 Nurner- Dale's Supermarket Sweep; 3.15 Rescue. 1.30 Earthscape, 1.35 Leeza; 12.00 5 News: 12.30 Fain- & BOA dun rile( Bluff. 1230 Wipeout: 12.55 The time. 9.45 Come Outside; 10.00 ITN News Headlines, 3.20 Cal- FILM. 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Tonight's programme techniques used by dot- Line Train week 't best-selling singles, 6.00 The Simpsons TV care game. focuses on recreating the er:tins to hunt their prey. anima 70t•r■gl% live performances and pre- 9.30pm-2am 6.20 The Simpsons 7.30 Coronation Street. Sally glorious exotic jungle gar- 8.00 Was It Good For You? chart exclusives. 6.45 Robot Wars arid Kevin refuse all offers den. Investigating opinions on Riney 8.00 Vets In Practice. Keith 7.15 Electric Circus of mediation In the cus- 8.30 Brookside. Nlkki's flash- popular destinations Leonard prepares to leave SKIp 7.30 Country House. Docu- tody hearing. back brings her face to face around the world This pro- El•ince his job in Carmarthen, mentary senes Following a 8.00 Airline. Documentary gramme looks at the magic t.3 171 I I pm, afar while Fiona Green plans a with the mar who raped iipirr2Am year in the life ol Woburr, series following the pas- her of Disney new career as a diving Abbey. sengers and staff of Easy- 8.30 Holiday Park. The last pne instructor 9.00 Friends. Chandlers flam- Club Uropo 8.00 Gardening From Scratch Jet Kevin Is in his element boyant mother pays a visit gramme of the series pays arlIfk 8.30 A Question Of Sport. Sue 2. A gardening series lor when the George Formby a tinal vise to the award Barker hosts the sports since she's appearing on Luxe music 41t14 Upite• Ramat ik absolute beginners. Pre- fan club turns up to fly winning Foxhunler Cara- --Itaxy OS quiz with ream captains Ally Tonight With Jay Lane, ccitic.L2-SO b4 II I Opm - McCoist and John Parrott. sented by Jcao Norris and From Liverpool. leaving chaos behind her. van Park as it prepares to 4 'mi. 9.00 News: Regional News: expert Helen Yernm, 8.30 Neighbours From Hell. A 9.30 Boyz Unlimited. Anew six- lock up for the winter B.30 Weather Garden Stories. A series look at nightmare neigh- pan comedy series charting 9.00 FILM: Awake To Danger Llutlurituund exploring the British pas- boors from across Britain_ (19961. Suspense filled IN_ :mkt, DJ Suowbor 9.30 Parkinson idicnaei the birth and rise of an <4.u- I Opor/arb Parkinson iiiterviews sion for gardens. 9 00 Britain's Worst 0iYers, unlikely boy band. mystery about the after- 9_00 Gimme Glmme Glmme. Tales 01 domestic disas- math of a burglary In weich Mimes! Caine and Harty 10.00 Frasier. Martin persuades TbioleTank ct stays and entertains. ters from around the coun- girrt eor, ftpe rniinagcoma. Star- Entielo Frillr,We try Frasier to date Mane. arog tx Comic Relief - The twat a bottle ot wine try as DIY goes wrong ■ Duke's daughter ri itmte tists-lindeoricound garip Launch 9.30 Bang. Bang, ft's Reeves 10.00 News At Ten: Weather ' 0,50 Poltergeist' The Legacy r it NM law, - Gra- 10.25 FILM: Hard Target (1993). And Mortimer. II reverent 10.30 Calendar News 10.30 So Graham Norton. 11.45 FILM: Hollywood Madam ham Norton returns fora Mint Martial arts adventure oft-iiie.wall s.kerf nes horn 10.40 FILM: In Pursuit Of (1994), Adult thriller in new series of his talk show A freak ken the nom about a New Orleans mer- the comedy duo. Honor (1995). The story which a detective invesir- chant &tic.; who stumbles 11100 The Young Ones. Mar- .la teat tea Amy muerry 11.10 King Of The HIB. Cotton gates the murder of a high tb Wyxr. 4s ii drops when upon a deadly germ:. in Chic comedy series it I where iiv3 eekilerz. a bornesnell he class hooker. 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I think it's time for me to Awe house on a Saturday night, I Apparently, what's "new get a social life. 6.25 mglr ler aver 161 16,0 mercers 10proAarn LMUSU inmate Frifht 90t derma/dame aso NUS. ONE TWO &LSO pee lOprra.laai Decry 7.00 The Muristers, 7.25 News 6.20 Open University, 8.00 Week- Everdarrty'' brood% fiance lei 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 StifTV Live. 5.15 Pink Panther: 5.25 The Magic 6.00 Dappledown Farm: 6.30 LS, L4114 i 13Cvm I Opro•230un Weather, 7.30 The Incredible end 24, 9.00 Personal Passions: 11.30 CD UK: 12.30 Dinosaurs Rein idatXM: 5.30 The Legend 01 Havakazoo: 7.00 5 News And Hulk; 7.50 Hero Turtles - The 9.15 Open Saturday; 10.35 Cyter 1.00 ITN News' Weather 1,05 White Fang: 5.55 Sesame Street; Spore 7.30 Milkshake; 7.35 Elbow Rooms Next Mutation, 8.15 The New Art - Technosphere: 10.40 See Calendar News; Weather: 1.10 7.00 Bush Tales, 7.05 BOK Fail 01 Wimee's House; 8.00 Lassie; decal &UV Snow house wtni teeNdles a re, Adventures Of Superman; 9.00 Head, 11.25 Turning Points. 11.35 On The Ball: 1.40 FILM: The Stories: 7.20 Animal Alphabet: 8.30 Wishbone', 9.00 Land Of The (4 Ilpfn-4er Live And Kicking; 12.10 News: Food And Drink, 12.05 FILM Ani- Cracksinan (1963): 3.50 Early 7.30 Pipet Longstockrng: 8.00 Lost. 9.30 Kablami: 10.00 Log- Weather. 12.15 Grandstand mal Farm 11955), 1.15 FILM: Inno- Edition; 4.45 ITN News. Results Transworki Sport, 9.00 The Mont- gerheads: 10.30 The Wonder Liquid 6.10 News: Weather cent Moves (1993), 3.00 BItesrze Weather. 5.05 Calendar News: ng Line, 10.00 Inside Rugby With Years; 11.00 The Pepsi Chart; Runde &web* Funkiro Funk soul and ran grnthe 6.20 Regional News: Weather Britain: 110 One Man And His Weather, 5.10 Goats Extra, 5.20 Thierry Lacroix, 11.00 GaePena 11.30 Fooly Shorts: 11.45 Beverly Ll. free b4 I Opro 9pop2.am 6.25 Gel Your Act Together, Dog: 3.40 Space 1999, 4.30 Breaking The Magician's Cate Football Italia. 12_00 Boardstupod; Hills. 90210. 12.40 Singled Out; Ronan Keating presents a TOTP2 5.15 Skiing 6.10 Don't Try This At Home. 12.30 High 5;1.05 FILM Nurse 1.05 Bang Liberty; 130 RAD; Altredark Club 715 Correspondent Jane Devine McCall presents On Wheels (1963); 2.40 Channel 1.45 Roobarb. 1.50 5 News:. 2.00 O. new talent show following FunkyTychno with Swoon et oi aspiring stars in their tad for Standley investigates the the show in which ordinary 4 Racing: 5.05 Brookside Sportsweek On 5.3.30 Sunset LID Eliainbro stardom, rising crime rale +n South people are Invited to take Omnibus Beach; 5.55 5 News And Sport Planet Earth 6.55 Noel's House Party. Noel Africa. up unusual challenges. 6.30 Channel 4 News: Weather 6.00 Hercules: The Legendary 8.00 What The Papers Say. A 7.10 Blind Date. Cilia Black 6.55 Jacqueline Du Pre: Play- Journeys. Hercules bat- sawn* NN Ferer Edmonds hosts more 70t with Star sky S Hum Bear unpredictable live entertain- look back at the events of plays matchmaker to cou- ing With Fire. Profile of one tles .3 deadiy serpent. (Urea ha tOpm.9p,2_10ani mere the week as reported in the ples hoping to get lucky in of the worlds most talented 6.55 Night Fever. Suggs hosts press arid exciting cellists. Ine karaoke entertainment mew* 7.40 The National Lottery love. 8.10 The Cold War. Continuing 8.10 Family Fortunes. Two 7.25 The Spying Game. Contin- show Simply Mayeryk Draw. Dale Winton pres- NW!a a dub andiam. 20' fe. 7.45 5 News And Sport ents the second of four the epic documentary families compete for cash, uing its enthralling look at members b4 I i,tS after. 10.1 the history of espionage, 8.05 Xena: Warrior Princess. special guest shows with a series. pnzes and the Jackpot in 9.00 FILM: The Dirty Dozen the quiz show hosted by The Spying Game tonight En mete to rllliFi is Xena Town and Country ckei guest appearance by Meat Sorted fa. Sawdey (1967). BlocKbizarig Les Dennis. stalks the cloak and dagger thee. Uaet in the studio. war 90s/9CIs alum dm Km and mdie drama about an assortment 8.40 ITN News: Weather world of the killer agents. ling 8.05 Casualty. Sean's profes- (.6,E5 member-a of death-row criminals who 8.55 Inspector Morse. Morse's into the darkest of careers -ern: of a 1,-frribic, sionalism is tested to its get the chance In redeem investigation into a shock- 7.55 Station X. Another chance 9.00 FILM: Hi-Jacked Flight The Warlthalese very limits when he treats a Speed Char' themselves in action in the ing act of violence at an ti .3ee ine episode shown 285 (1996). Thnliing drama firefighter he thinks has 1-1,4nerp retard siva 411. slight Second World War Starling Oxford University degree LdSi week about the sliuggle between Huntingdon's disease. I Mai neereera teerneam Lee Marian. Ernest5org- ceremony uncovers some 8.55 FILM: Force Ten From a convicted killer who 8.55 Sunburn. Julie's parents nine and Robert Ryan secrets involving a world- Navarone (1978). Action- hijacks a routine commee Fruit arrive unexpectedly caus- Sara grieani 1125 FILM: Tiall Thum Willie famous opera singer and packed Second World War cial flight and the two FBI ing more than a few prob- Soul fa funk t,9. L7 ro Cafe. Soyiy a Is n re s. 0AAn a rich business tycoon due sequel to The Guns 01 agents who are called in te lems And Nicer finds her- J"Inctru, auzrenen. be 1030pni called (Willie -Boy to be honoured in the cer• Navaroop rn whim tee two put an end to the terrifying self in an uncomfortable a white man. the father of errionv survivors from the original ordeal, Starring James position when Yannis' wee Cntkplt the woman ne loves, in sett- 10.55 FILM: Wyatt Earp (1994). are once more sent berm.* Peelle ant Ally Sheerly. comes to her for advice. 17*. Garvin. defence. While people Epic biography of the leg- enemy lines Starring 10.50 FILM: Wes Craven's Mind Indio 8 eiterwarak ti i ipm.•31m 9.45 Kiss Me Kate. Kate wres- overseeing the reservation endary western lawman Robert Shaw, Edward Foe Ripper (1995). Horror film tles with the word proces- on which he eves begin Wyatt Earp At an early and Harrison Ford about a scientific expen- Nato her A:Amnion sor as she tries to finish baying for his blood. and he ago. Earp Is taught Inert 11.15 Sex And The City. Repeal merit designed to create a speech to the business Arfranold dance. LS W I 1 pm. E7 is forced to go on the run. nothing matters more than showing of the first two superhuman which goes b4 I larn.al dust . lOpm-4am women's luncheon on time. pursued into tne desert by a family and the taw - val- episodes of the new US cesaetrously - and grue- 10.15 News: Weather good-natured but easily ues that he is determined comedy starring Sarah Jes- somely - wrong. Starring Favertham 10.35 Match Of The Day. manipulated deputy sheriff to uphold in later years. sica Parker Lance Henriksen and 141, taw": Ls. i3 NU5.9-2 Desmond Lynam infra- and his mean spirited side- After the death of his wile 11.45 Sex And The City. Repeal Claire Stansfield duces highlights of Aston kick. Starting Robert Red- from typhoid, he becomes showing of the finst two 12.40 FILM: Losing Chase Underground Villa v Blackburn Rovers. ford, Robert Blake and the sheriff of Dodge City episodes of the new US (1996). Moving story about Yanted Suite 11.50 FILM: Sad Odense Katharine Ross. and Tombstone Joined by comedy starring Saran Jes- the strong relationship that puz.9prn- (1984). Conledy about a his brothers and Doc Holli- sica Parker. develops between two 1.00 FILM: Lonely Are The LW Harney Milk Bar defence-industry desinger's Brave (1962). Poignant day. Earp wages a war an 12.10 NME Premier Live Show. women. Starring Helen Had to Hoek struggle to perfect a vital western about a oowboy me Clanton and McLaury Featuring Mogwai, Bonnie Mersin and Kra Seegwice. Rork it, apse component In a new tank who believes that laws are gangs Starring Kevin Prince Billy and Clinic. 2.25 FILM: Calculated Risk and - two years later in made to be broken. Jack Costner, Dennis Quaid 12.50 Exptoltica: Carnival 01 (1963). British crime caper Dueller' Pr. Queer.,ShfmnorS Cur Kuwait - a lieutenant's Bums takes on an and Gene Hackman. Horrors In which an es-con and his struggle to control his tank encroaching modem world 2.20 The Jerry Springer 1.20 The Tune gang hit upon a plan to tun- Fenton lecturing the malfunctioning of jeeps and helicopters Show. Outrageous Talk 2.30 FILM! She Freak (1967). nel Into a bank vault. Star- Ile Luny Nkggre component. Starring Dud- when he breaks out of jail in show. Quirky chiller starring Clare ring William Lucas ley Moore, Eddie Murphy an act of defiance Starring 3.00 Box Office America Brennen, Lee Raymond 3.40 Russell Grant's Post- WestYorkshire Playhouse and George Dzundza. 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ONE 16_99, El 99 NUS., lOyin;LIChm Cockpit Wstdran 6-00 Business Breakfast: 7.00 7.00 CBBC, 9.00 Schuols, 10.00 6.00 GMTv; 9.25 Testa, 10.30 6.00 Sesame Street 7,00 The Big 6.00 5 News, 7.00 WideWorld: Trarwetethro,Osa.turikeie Breakfast News; 9.00 Kilroy: 9,45 Teletubbies; 10.30 Schools 12.30 This Morning. 1220 Calendar Breakfast 9.00 Schools; 11.30 7 30 Milkshake!: 7.35 Wirrizie's ilSiitessaarn The Vanessa Show; 10.55 News: Working Lunch; 1.00 Brum. 1.10 News: Weather, 12.30 ITN News: Powerhouse: 12.00 Sesame House 8.00 Havakazoo; 8.30 Weather, 11.00 Real Rooms, The Travel Hour; 2.10 Wildlife On Weathers 1.00 Home and Away, Streets 12.30 Bewitched. 1.00 Pet Dappledown Farm: 9.00 Hot Underinoursd 11.20 Can't Cook, Won't Cook. Two. 2.40 News: Weather, 248 1.25 The Jerry Springer Show Rescue; 1.30 Earthscape 1.35 Property, 9.25 Russell Grant's /*moron 1'1.55 News. Weather, 12.00 Call Bee of 40s & 7es Fnk.Norttecn Westminster 3.55 News: Weath- 210 Coronation Street: 2.45 FILM: Uncle Silas 119471: 3.30 Postcards, 9.30 The Oprah Soul. Motown Renders Oh Or My Blutt; 12.30 Wipeout; 12.55 er• 4.00 Snooker. 5.10 Immateri- Dale's Supermarket Sweep, 3.15 Collectors' Lol; 4.00 Fifteen To trey Show 10.20 Sunset Beach and John The Weather Snow: 1.00 News. al Cricket ITN News ; 320 Calendar News One, 4.30 Countdown; 4.55 Ricki 11.10 Leei.a; 1200 5 News. 10•Len 030 Weather; 1.30 Regional News: 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Gen- 3.25 Mooatop's Shop, 3.35 Ted- Lake 5.30 Pet Rescue 12.30 Family Affairs: 1.00 The Weather. 1.40 Neighbours: 2.05 eration dybears. 3.45 Jumanii. 4.10 6.00 Late Lunch With Mel And Bold Arid The Beautiful 1.30 The Lonk Bar Snooker. 2.55 Body Spies: 3.25 whdalwig; 4.40 Mad For It; 5.10 Sue. Mel Gleciroyc and Sue Roseanne Show: 2.00 100% 6.45 Snooker. David Vine intro- Free entryi: I SO fa two own. Playdays; 3.45 Little Monsters; duces (trifler coverage of Home And Away; 5.40 ITN News; Perkin is present chat. Gold; 2.30 Good Afternoon, 3.30 3.50 ChuckleVision: 4.10 See It the Benson and Hedges Weather; 5.55 Calendar Weath- guests and cookery in one FILM: Trouble In Paradise (1988)1 Ritzy Saw rt; 4.35 The Wild House: Masters from Wembley. er show 5.20 Sunset Beach Dj Keith Rost rr.rsc liar( 5.00 Nevvsround. 5.10 Blue 7.30 Tales From The River- 6,30 Tonight. Chnstine Talbot 7.00 Channel 4 News: Weather 6.00 100%. The quiz show with Peter 5.35 Neighbours presents the magazine out a host. 60s • 901.0ver only Casual bank. A look at the eel, the 7_55 The Millennial Miniatures. dress poky, El SO b4 I pin. LI 6.00 News: Weather most slippery but also the programme that celebrates Showcasing new talent rn 6.30 Family Affairs. Josh Won 6.30 Look North most amazing fish of all. the variety of people and him-making. receives a warning_ And lOons -tit„ iealousy makes. Pamela 7.00 Airport. Documentary 8.00 Battle Of The Sexes. places in the Yorkshire, 8.00 Brookside. Will Megan tell series which goes behind 7.00 Ernmerdale. Zoe strug- more attentive to Nick. LleusU Samuel West narrates the Anteea aoout lion's betray- Orr 7.00 5 News: First On Five the scenes at Heathrow. story of sex In the animal gles to make peace with al7 And Luke's nightmare Student party male flu ref 501 7.30 Malaysian Jungle. Exam- 7.30 Dream House. This pro- kingdom. This programme Jack. And Chns must continues. _SO bi 10prn. ,riii g what happens to for- t 1.S0 advance9gan.larn gramme catches up with looks at the conflicting roles choose - Kathy or Laura. 8.30 The Real Holiday Show. est flora and fauna during a the family after their first of the genders and exam- 7.30 Coronation Street. It's the LOve a aufinitely n the air week of lite in a 21st-cen- dawn of a new era at the sudden drought. Bar Luna ines the way in which differ- as presenter. Devine Isardy and Roy 8.00 Into The Flames. Docu- tury home. ent species conduct them- Cerrier shop. McCall sees three corn, finally comes clean - but mentary on the awesome Mint 8.00 Changing Rooms. Carol selves during courtship Piet* different ways of cel- Smillie presents the inten- with Hayleybeileve rum? power ol lire Set J Soon Home Front. Tessa Shaw ebrating marriage 8.30 8.00 MM.: Father Of The 8.00 FILM: Little NlIdta (19881. lasz.lor • Zen or design challenge from presents me home decorat- 9.00 ER. Benton discovers ors Bride 2 (1995). Second Unusual espionage thriller East Dulwich ing show which offers inspi- son has a severe hearing Evolution Home. chapter' in the story of a In which an American pmts lit Oub & Socrets mete 8.50 Battersea Dogs' rational solutions to design loss and seems to be In proud dad's bewilderment teenager, about to loin the Popular Dance Muse LI b4 10,0 This programme intro- dilemmas. Stewart and denial. over his daughter's mar• Air Force Academy, discov- b4 11,0 oker.9312prn,2am duces an elderly man in Sally Walton turn a hallway 10.00 Sex And The City. Came is nage. Starring Steve Mar- ers that his parents are Courtesy troth as Mon & Tua search of some company into a proper service space. invited to a couple's house tin, Diane Keaton and Mar- Soviet agents who emi- 8.50 The National Lottery: And Fiona Semler makes a in the Hamptons only to be Mallurik en Short grated to the USA with new Boor irvuorkireno Amazing Luck Stories. final contribution to the fleshed by the husband and The inside story of the 10,00 News Al Ten; Weather identities. With his family 71k a 80s. witri 4.laat- , 1:4905. home of John Dean. asked to leave. ' pin lies,bsroNLIS missing episode of Dr 10.30 Calendar News: Weather about to be reactivated by 0.0 tol I 9.00 Mersey Blues. Documen- 10.30 Love.co,uk. Want to whis- Frac b4 11prn.1.2 dear 10prn• Who. Includino the mid- 10.40 The Big Match. Jim the KGB, the young titan tary series following the life per sweet nothings to your 2arn week draw Rosenthal presents high- finds himself in an impossi------of the Merseyside Police. loved one? Forget leaning 9.00 News: Regional News: lights of England's first ble situation. Starring Detective Chief Inspector over and murmuring into Ductless afYork Weather game of 1999. a friendly ney Pottier. River Phoenix Elmore Davies is arrested her shell.hke, get up to date Mn natio:on 9.30 The X-Files. Mulder sus- with World Champions and Richard Bradford. and charged with corrup- and use the plethora of France 10.50 Melinda's Big Night In. Cockpit pects that a blind woman modem technology avail- tion 11.40 Roar. Action adventure Melinda Messenger pres- OJ rl,r,,th may possess the ability to able see through the eyes of a 9.50 Blood On The Carpet series. ents Ihe celebrity chat 11.00 The Mark Thomas Come- killer The documentary tones 12.45 FILM: Cop 988). Intense show. Fenton dy Product. Comedy and Fenn 10.15 Inside Story. Raw and charting business battles thriller about a detective 11.30 Strange Luck. Chances current affairs. . gritty took at modem rela- reveals how two eons% whose determination to tireless scarce finally leads took on the board of Inter- 11.30 So Graham Norton City Varieties tionships. solve a murder case turn to his long-lost brother. film Silutdrootth 11.05 Black And White. Docu- flora. lust before Valentines destroys his personal life. 12.10 Boardstupld Eric. Eric's wile has just Day 12.45 Football Italia - Mezzan- mentary series in which Starring James Woods, been killed and Chance WestYorkshire Playhouse two undercover reporters 10.30 Newanlght Lesley Ann Warren and otte wants to offer some conso- Marro &erre investigate racial discrimi- 11.15 Snooker. Doug* Donnelly Charles Deming. 3.10 Transworld Sport lation. Bul the closer The Tempest nation in Leeds. introduces highlights of the 2.40 Master Class. 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Won't Cook: 2.10 Wildlife On Two, 2.40 News Away: 1.25 The Jerry Springer Rescue; 1.30 The Three Stooges; 9.00 Animal House: 9.25 Russell Liquid Show: 2.10 Emmerdale; 2.45 1.50 FILM The Long Memory Grant's Postcards; 9.35 The Aaiun Bush Out; 11.55 News: Weather; 12.00 Call Weather. 2.45 Westminster. 3.25 funky Ian My Bluff. 12.30 Wipeout. 12.55 News: Weather 3.30 Snooker Dale's Supermarket Sweep; 3.15 (1953); 3.30 Collectors' Lot 4.00 Oprah Winfrey Show, 10.25 Sun- E.5 NUS C4 I Ohm htm The Weather Show, 1.00 News: 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space ITN News , 3.20 Calendar News Fifteen To One. 4.30 Countdown. set Beach 11.15 Leeza; 12.00 5 Weather; 1.30 Regional News: Nine . 3.25 Mopatop's Shop; 3.35 The 4.55 Rlcki Lake: 5.30 Pet Rescue News Al Noon, 12.30 Family Club Nato Weather; 1.40 Neighbours: 2.05 6.45 Snooker. David Vine intro- Adventures Ot Dawdle: 3.45 The 6.00 Dishes Affairs; 1.00 The Bold And The Shah Beautiful. 1.30 The Roseanne Font Ph 11, Hosea Garage & Snooker, 2.55 Body Spies: 3.25 duces coverage of the Sylvester And Twenty Mysteries: 6.30 Hollyoaks. Max has some Drum • Bats, 030 !E4 flpth. Playdays; 3.45 All New Popeye opening frames of the sec- 4.00 Lavender Castle; 4.15 Hey explaining to do about the Show; 2.00 100% Gold; 2.30 Zoo Snow; 3.55 Pocket Dragon ond quarterfinal. Arnold!, 4.40 Children's Ward; video and penalties to pay. Good Afternoon; 3.30 FILM: Adventures; 4.10 See It Saw It, 7.30 Regional Programmes 5.10 Home And Away; 5.40 ITN 7.00 Channel 4 News.. Weather Charrol 11969): 5.20 Sunset Cockpit News: Weather; 5.55 Calendar Beach Potosi:re 4.05 Anthory Ant. 4.20 Home 8.00 The Travel Show. Juliet 7.50 The Millennial Miniatures, The choke r•I a new weer Farm Twins, 4.35 Short Change: Moms looks at holiday Weather Showcasing new talent tn 6,00 100%. The Quiz show with- proPpta.41 5.00 Newsround: 5.10 Grange destinations for New Year's 6.30 Tonight film-making out a host i OPT • 2am (2 Hill 5.35 Neighbours Eve 1999. 7.00 Emmerdale. Kathy give 8.00 Norland Nannies. The 6.30 Family Affairs. Clive 6.00 News. Weather 8.30 Jeremy Clarkson's Chns her answer. And Zoe smairiarl es a starting confes- Uropa interns of Britain's top W 10 Ckal 6.30 Look North Extreme Machines. A lock otters Jack a bribe. nanny school get a taste of tarp IC student drinking riot 13 7.00 Watchdog. Anne Robin- at some of the fastest 7.30 We Can Work It Out. the high life tonight on 7.00 5 News: First On Five HUS).41 h rou bring beans son presents the consumer machines In the world Judy Finnigan with the Channel 4 when they 7.30 Malaysian Jungle. A look lepm .tarn. magazine. Jeremy Clarkson byes the show that campaigns for attend the Queen's Cup at the grant strangler lig the consumer. ?fee Evolution 7.30 EastEnders. Ruth is finally high life aboard the world's polo match at Windsor. and the animals that Bock to the Future_ 90w80s forced to make up her most spectacular super 8.00 The Bill. Burnside and 8.30 Lester Piggott- Lester Pig- teed from It. Including horn- anthems mind. yacht. Rawton are desperate to gott is the greatest jockey in bills and giant squirrels 8.00 Barking Mad. Documen- 9.00 Meet The Ancestors. get a, result when a serial this century, arguably at all 8.00 The Pepsi Chart. The lat- Mint Julian Richards ions rapist is on the loose with est sounds from London's Pow tary about vets' expen- time. But there Ise darker House A Garage 14 10m Sam ences with vicious animals. archaeologists in a a willing assistant - but at side to tem_ Sound Republic Including what cost'? a performance from Meat Presented by Philippa For- farmer's field In Cheshire 9.30 Dispatches. Another edi- Planet Earth Loaf. rester. as they excavate a long- 9.00 The Knock. Ancrom gets tion at Channel 4's flagship filoodiry Doe Nl•nt 8.30 Fat Free. Tracey farms up lost chapel and the undis- a lip-oft about a gang at 8.30 Family Confidential. DOC. A ratht of nurnher carts. investigative news and cur- to her greatest ceallenge turbed burials of medieval rogue baggage handlers umentary =out family life. El 5u, fief be I rpm 9prn- rent affairs strand. aver me Christmas peribd landowners. who will by-pass customs Eighty-four-year-old Amy 7.30am 10.00 Rising Damp. Rigsby is - not losing vveight but 9.30 Horizon. Documentary - at a price. 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"Et is your victim maths inhabitants allowed down to four, enforce basic I • ■ • ;•• • • • 5 • lunge, The student standards and the provision of minimal services, . * 1 - . . • • • .p. • . • • t organising itself to resist as well as encouraging landlords to he ' • . • • 1 by landlon:is for their responsible for gardens and hack yards too," or J,--41!"i witi•mvat111. • • 041, • • ••• • try surprised if that '0 a 11. • y 1 might add - because o. notions indeed. but can you really *RIO/ 0.11,11.:‘,1;g0.4 # ' fedi./ ■Or dir of ID. Ai • • 4. 4 Oth it 'fro gia. talent body there is either see Agar. Granada and co turning round krif,it.**41//it i ■dge.0 lingness to act in an Nand saying 'oh ycs, you know we have $1"1.4 11/••m, Neat 3ns:thing any mire. • been a bit single-minded and selfish about this ,tfoworiis 1111 Wet VIII • a... using? Well superficially letting lark. You're right - get the Council on the Flirl / $011'0 I,ft:: 11140.0•01.•ty 10 •4" d1111;..ft even condescending. But phone and let's sec if we can't make this world a 14•••pol• mo• ••*".01.0 , 4 1/ Iflowoma.••_ ii r for one be is more right better place.' Didn't think so. And evert if the J.,/ p s4 PPP 00111,•_,41 breausc he appears lertheorning White Paper does eventually yield .effiell•11•111°: "fiR"Wf.11- • ping his side of the bargait a Bill with significant restrictive power, won't it "Arai. ,010.1" itPiorgEN ;Plicel:,•000..- ds with new legislation set just force our entrepreneurial property owners to .0 lip NO ilgf (;0 W4%;•!...-0 jack rent levels up still further/ 0 "Almost certainly it will." Best agrees. Ise ,04...00 7.44.44 "Everything worthwhile costs labour and labour „My orialorWittif1411•• `001"Iiit' costs money. But the reverse side to that coin is 1.1 o be like tp•aa•et .1 ot I 0 of* that if you want to live cheaply, fine, go and dig LI *Ist t ‘• yourself a hole in the ground and live in squalor. Oatf o 00 • arious That doesn't seem to me the was the world should be going. -Those of us who want the benefit of a ifferent society of well-educated graduates are going.to have to ftwe, the real cost and not pretend that `COLLECTIVE POWER FOR POSITIVE CHANGE' we can get it on the cheap. Why should young ion' people he viciously exploited? There's no reason apart from the fact that there ere a lot of cheap LIST N' FAR'S local declaims in 11l.*.t1t1 he [Hera ritor 1110.1,0 11∎141,1 skate taxpayers around who am 'all take and no ',cells were notable largely rior flk l■v141111i 'ihint, Jta article hr wrote in the give.' I opposed fees because in itself it was abysmal turnout. Some polling 100101-12q. Thl...en.lhic, them fo :21116.11. .101 0 ....14)11,111111..1,. Virprovoked one landlord right. burals41 because I knew students would be booths saw a mere 7'i of the in paw.tr, oimincheil fis the elsviiital 'Ii' 1.t..P.11,hiPi: ./11,11%th, +Mr 'Narn-style' blanket moved further into relative poverty and more k:Os `-;11.11/14,j;LCII, 4:410111,,,Illflriy.c electorate bothering to sole. Area% ellordism and ILS adverse vulnerable to exploitation. Them remains this Arlactii.i tirh.11c hrt-All.,V, 11 in iel,at.qh, It may he so cherishes. worrying lack (11 intellectual honesty about. the where[ students flowed the majority IlAslY1.1..q is, Mint' tulleSi 01k 0".'d 141 IL,11C2 ■I13 point out in that article that system.- in particular had-vetl. low turnouts. JI,Volve mew esists al nulrh filcher les el' . I,' oily are actually You may or may not agree with his politics, A single politician or w hitt. paper will 11ritish poll! has Imo a speeianir flu SIlice'La1.111,,i- gall you can't change you may or may 'not. ti rid his tone patronising. ties Cr be the an.:14•r to local spoil. as an etc.. !mac we are Mei e.isinets Firsi Eirs.r.ii1.1 1r. Itanils egislating for them - all you you may or may not agree with his proposed problems.Ito er our disinterest reliant on ilis"state. iii,irgaisisc crythinl.:. 01 c.111.1 .1.11i.1 rig up mu itfenmee solutions, But it is hard to find fault with his with the eas st form of participation I-V.1111%A %Atilt UN' 11,A 111M111. auto 4.01.1111:111.1 lit' ,WWI) "A Ult. ■ plable and unacceptable serail rient or desire to change things for the was a teliiiig esample of hart little w e 1-!1.,...6,11/111.01}1 I. 1,411 JIMA ITS, rile IV:IL/11, •`11 ,111,0 kir Os Thy ...CAI' 1.- on .xPt of absentee landlordism better. value 'HA dommunitr. l'U}ISlllllrlllt .loll I II] a. dart roto..ernititul •:1411,Il.'114 , SoC:il SSC FICt'.I la/doesn't use m the area All he, and indeed a lot of his coustiturrus pldili,.,lnrl I apply IV 'k..-11".0 II 6:- L .1-tiej i,'mutt lie4 part with the tired Ti. participate needs nlrn Is lor 1/-• land IS t,l I ISCrilliillutA Ti I-1%! arty and converts it into want is for students to make themselves heard 's . thut .1. i..a1 idler ear has c !Ake, I a lie nto situp' mid do dent habitation, nue!) with and 10 realise that actually, it doesn't have to he 101 .thoi w hat is needed and is hers the tom toilet, or kitchen il. 111,4A pi+ nut 1101 like this. We ckin't have to accept living in faith lies,. blur la1I 1,0 ilcid,},-....-. their cISS'll I e living in a prison. •Iteolos: lh u5j likti Ski SIPIAditist OA , It r'01r1.10:1.11,. 0'111 Is.' i114.111V 10.100'..0011_1..,11 substandard accommodation and we don't have 4111111:4)illift:S - It l'....111 1)0141l lilliN ith: distant. 0titIvrit, svc ire Ii" 11.41hvitirtil .0.1 I ..11'1,11.:.:‘.1.,7 •thitild chneto take the excessive to passively accept vivii misaiiith as 'one of those detilehed And in lot e v. divIllci I 1$1: !tam3ke sure that they carry placed Inr such :lens its. I tor stilden1 00011-1111 hold tAL-orkiiii INIIMV-1.111.r:11,-,6 ( pros ides its attionoes tii IrkAlt ■1...111:1 ;CO"' mitt social burdens duo And if all it takes to titan the bail rolling is to 1.4%...:11,:■1111161:: is larp.71!. rivAcrIc.", siiiiiivairmy ,l.,11 I. 4cS ".", Ilk, been told that there is one acknowledge that we do have a role to play in 1-R•itc... L'xiqii-ig iv alocidc shripl.:s sAlliCil 1.11...' Iht M 1111 14. with user 500 properties. that proevoi and that we should he rancho nxm inosi ,..ir,,,,, .,,,,,,, , kid 0,,ar„.1 ow oniiiiiinity E•-1 .11. Nicholas Greenhatgb tdie for paying council tax. aware of how we are perceived by the —,,,, ,r,,,, ,th..- hr~ i.:iiels, hollt:.111.1.2 SON' antlpert up theirattitude community. surely even we can manage that. 14 COMMUNITY SPECIAL Leeds Student. Friday February 5 1999 No places ike home RESIDENT EVIL TOO? To what extent is landlordism to blame DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT... for our lack of community spirit? il'ROGER BOYES • NORM HYDE PARE NEIGHBOURHOOD ASSOCIATION • 'Students have always been and always wil be an important part of this comnuity. I eke students and so do the vast majority of THE STUDENT VIEW people sidle Minikes area. I is& to be one myself!' • Third always been an imbalance in the continuity here - it's IT'S THAT time of year again just that now n happening on a greater scale' when everyone begins to panic • 'The gradual ithltrabon into the Regent Park area has caused a about where they're going to live problem around here with regards to traffic - we have what we cal after the summer. We all make the VolvoWeekend' at the start of the semester which cases major Sallie promise to ourselves: there's NO WAN. I'm lis ing in a Hyde problems,13ut that's just a one off and we can cope with that' Park dive again. It's a nice semi- detached out in Far Headingley SUE BUCKLE - SOUTH HEADINGLEY COAVAUNIIY ASSOCIATION for me, make no mistake. Yet the mesitable reality is that we do • 'There is a danger of the landlords buyig up too much property. settle for the standard terraved /101ISC There are luxtry' fiats Mich have been bull on land that kids used Roe ID the I lessles or oft the Brudenells. Sonic of the houses way be to play on, but an stood empty with big 'To Let' signs hanging from combinable, but most resemble Narilllie them. There is a real danger of this bemiring a ghost turf nos with greedy landlords cramming an as many gullible students as possible • it has to be said that it would help d students could be more under one roof considerate. It seems that there is a Atrocity who are tanishing the The average student has come to images of the rest and spoiling it for the others' accept a shoddy standard of accommodation as the Munn Cases set negligence by anony loons landlords are BERNIE STINSON - HEADINGLEY AGAINST LANDLORDISM (HEAL) as frequent as incidents of students missing their nine o'ctock • must distinguish between the two separate categories wheu Because an individual student is ,111% you talk about the problems in Headingley. ht's very important them eoing to live in private rented accommoitai ion in the area tot tw If to are the problems caused simply by too many students Trig three 'cars, 1114: landlords led no With a Is firms owning a lot in • .11.1Ce/4.-* the fltil‘1101J111 profit out of their together in one place, which isn't their fault, and thoseachrilh ohlteation to maintain their properties to houses. there is little dit ersity err the properties dis tile bedrooms in hall to by Wands or soups of students' an acceptable standard. And students are average student either In terms of quality create cosy coffins for the terminally caused tau Willing to overlook these problems in of accommodation or price range. depressed student. What next'! Shared • 'The universffies most take responsibity for the problems' their desperation to find themselves a Owning a large number of properties rooms with hunk-beds to provide • 'The cound haven't even thought this through on a basic level. home. inevitably results in a lack of concern accommodation for that group or sixteen The housing hype that begins every about the needs of individual houses, mates desperate to live together'? This is supposed to be a protected area - bolocks. Legislation is in January just serves to play into the hands with each property instead given The obvious lack of respect that favour of the landlords and it needs to be controlerf of the landlords, They know there 's "standard" furniture and a quick lick of landlords in Leeds have for their tenants going to be a panic lush for housing and paint. serves only to heighten the tension so they hike up their prices accordingly. If students were given the choice. between students and the long-term JUNE ANDERSON - NTH. HYDE PARK NEIGHBOURHOOD ASSOCIATION If they get together and decide to add an I'm sure they would decide against residents of the areas in which they live. extra I:5 a week onto the rent. as they Irving in houses with shoebox-sized Wity should we expect students to have • 'It is clear that a lot of the students' good work is not publicised obviously did last year. there's nothing rooms and easy maintenance beige respect for an arca they can't wait to and goes umoticed' students can do about it. Either you join colour-schemes. It's common practice escape from. an area made into a ghetto the rush, sign the contract and get a half- for Leeds landlords to convert four- of slum housing by ereedy landlords? • 'We know through merlon with our own didren that no one decent home at I:42 a week. or you play bedroomed terraced houses into While we the students bemoan the rising wants to foe on campus after their first year, and maybe this is it cool and eventually end up paying the accommodation for six or more. Many damp in our kitchens, the landlords seem something which the universities shorid address' same amount for somewhere resembling students put up with the kitchen being more concerned with their rising hank the house from The Young Ones'. the only communal area in the house, balances. Except smaller. And without Madness with the lounge having being turned into MARTYN GOULDING - MANAGER OF THE ORIGINAL OAK, HEADINGLEY performing in the living room. an extra bedroom. Landlords eager to Dan Pullinger • `Most complaints are not about the pub itself, but are about the

mess which students make on the way home. Resident cormittees ”IF STUDENTS get a had name in somewhere. What are the landlords seem to bine me personal' for this mess. Because my pub is the the community, then it's probably supposed to do?" THE LANDLORD VIEW their fault." Derek Bethel!. Chris Cook. manager of Manor most popular pub 'm Headingley, they seem to think anyone who Properties, has his own answer to that proprietor of Temple Way throws up on their car has come out of my pub and it is al my fait one. He said: "We are very responsible and create a bad impression. But it's just Properties, has no time for people for serviv them with beer. That's a load of am, it's not my fair about the feelings of local residents. We the same as football supportets - a few who seek to demonise landlords. write in the students when they move in behave badly. but most of them are • This is not a student pub, and it's not a locals pub. It is simply a He is has used in Leeds all his life, and advise them to he considerate to their excellent." good pub where anyone um come to enjoy themselves' currently in Leeds 11. And as a neighbours. We also work closely with Perhaps the enmity between the result he sees the issue from both Leeds City Council and have regular students and the community is inure • 'This area wdl always be ful of student landlords. I have been sides. meetings with them. 111 particular we urban myth than fact? Derek is equally trylig to buy a house in Headingiey for my regiar staff to ire in for "I'm a Leeds person. 1 see the make sure that their code of standards on quick to paint a picture of community relationship between the community and refuse problems is upheld." cohesiveness. the past seven months, I have told al of the agencies to contact me the students as a fifty-fifty deal. Students Chris Cook is also a life-long Leeds "I can count on one hand the if anything comes up and I have heard nothing. Al of the landlords create a lot of Jobs. Temple Way resident. He currently manages property complaints that VC had about students know earth other and work in a dose knit circle. They can always out Properties. for example supports eight for over 5(10 clients. In his world, in 211 years of business. Our experience is people.- landlord. student and community live in that residents and students work well bid normal people by a couple of grand because they know that they So does he see the large student harmony with each other. He does adroit together. Particularly when its old people can make that money back in a matter of months' population as detrimental to the to the odd strained relation: "We have living nearby. the students tend to be community? had a kw problems. The odd wrecked very responsible." "The community in Headingley has house." No problem. No need for greater Reporting by Sally Fairclough, changed hugely over the years. The But on the whole, he doesn't see that responsibility from landlords. It all Dawn Hodson, Tim Marshall 'community' as it was has more or less there's a problem. "The majority of sounds a hit too good to be true tetra Rut that's just a fact. It's now a students are good sensible people. It's and Neil Oakley student area. You've all got to live very sad that a small minority misbehave Clare Rudebeck Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 COMMUNITY SPECIAL 15

BRIDGING THE GAP: ONE TO ONE, ONE BY ONE

'ONE STUDENT told "But whereas initially, me the reason they there was tangible wanted to live In resentment toward the Burley and Hyde Park student population. it was because they would seem that it is beginning to soften and didn't want to live on that any tension is much an extended campus less obvious than before. but in a real "There is more student community," recalls involvement year on year. Judi Bourton, Leeds and it does feel as if we are Analysis Co-ordinator all pulling in the same and part of the Council direction.- team charged with Recognising that regencration will monitoring and undoubtedly be "a-long.. fostering community 'loss prociNs.- is equal' regeneration. important "But it !ion want to he There is no magic 1.1 r part or you have hd no bottomless vault in hui!d suer sustain it. Many go,critinicnI coffers to students might led that it throw at the problem. isn't worth invvging the Curing it will Luke to time or el fort. but it really. especially given the is." transient nature of Much Judi's Community the district's inhabitants. Rights and Benefits But as Judi clarifies, 1 ailment undertook an this should focus the mind I, au 't two years ago to on how best to manage the assess the major problems cultural divide in the and priority for action in meantime. the area. "lf students can just be And since as a little more aware of the publication. Jodi nebeves others with different significant improvements lifestyles who make up the have been made, both in local community, and he terms 01 visible physical aware that these people changes and also a change really do care, that would in attitudes. certainly be very welcome. "Above all, we "After all, cementing identified the need to individual relationships not integrate the community only breaks down the and throughout the plan. harriers, but also persuades we have been aware ol the residents to he much mine need to try and involve tolerant.- LfiT'S t11ET TO0ETNIERI students as much as Action volimsoors showing • Neighbours, everybody possible. booth of local kids how to nerds good neighbours... hair, a goal time The Action plan

AS WITH any large group of fear that prevails as a result of unfair "There is very little resistance or people, students do suffer from the stereotypes," resentment.- Heather explains. 'Just fear, fact that it can he difficult to Over 800 student members and 60 and once you break that down, there's no different projects designed to serve local problem." reinvent an image once it becomes a needs serve as testament to the hands-on The results merely reinforce how widely held perception. Getting execution of this vital ideal. Beneficiaries mutually beneficial this genuine effort can tarred with the brush of loutish and range from young children to elderly be. Leeds Student Charity Rag provides disrespectful behaviour nut only residents; projects include regular visits much-needed financial injections through leads to an exaggerated portrayal of and shopping trips, activity days, their fund-raising events for local what we are like when we come out weekends away as well an annual tea party charities, who often channel it more at night, but also means that not held on campus. visibly than the bigger national enough is done to actually promote a Headline-grabbing it may not always organisations Rag also serves. positive identity. be. but work that is absolutely vital "We are always eager for local charities Breaking down misconceptions is thus nonetheless. rewarding and enjoyable to to contact us.- says Rag co-ordinator Dan a double-edged sword, as Heather hoot, and most importantly, greatly Malinger. "We can see at close hand where our money is going, and it's nice for our Stephenson. Leeds Student Community appreciated. work to he recognised by those in our Action co-ordinator confirms. Furthermore. it gives those involved a "Our brief is not only to actually chance to assess the ever-changing strains community. "Not so everyone loves us, just so that provide opportunities to get out into the on the relationship between students and they realise the effort a lot of us do put in." local community. but to allay the sense of the community e . SO YOU'VE HEARD WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO SAY ABOUT YOU AND YOUR COMMUNITY - WHAT DO YOU THINK? WRITE IN OR EMAIL US NOW ([email protected])

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dong Exploring South West China, MARC FRANCIS searches for the obscure village of the musical Dong minority

RAIN damaged by the distorted mandarin pop music blasting from all corners of a chipped out mini-bus, and bruised by the Bviolent jolts of the rough ten hour ride, was a kind of mental and physical torture that was becoming increasingly unbearable. 1 realised that despite my passionate desire to search for the ancient songs of the Ming, on journeys like these, a kilo of opium is as important as the mosquito spray. With little energy, and soaked in salty sweat. I was desperate to arrive at the Dontt villaees. Finally. when the endless green paddy field,. blanketing the surrounding hills came into view my discomfort suddenly disappeared. and my spirit was re-energised, SONGS OF INNOCENCE: One of the children of the Cantonese Oong tribe in traditional dress TURN TO NEXT PAGE

'Is - a.-----s.s sa a-aamaawalaavo aaaa' OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 Centres of poetry,

partner for marriage, sing to teal one tolerance to the absolute extreme. 'rhea FROM PREVIOUS PAGE anther's wit and character, fight for civil share their dare storey wooden homes, with A Dung lady dressed in distinctive rights. protest over injustices. and express livestock living on the ground floor and the minority attire leaned over from behind and thanks to their gods. As there was no written family living on the first and second floor banded me a sertinehed•up piece of paper language until the late 1950s song hecame Staying in Dung homes trying to sleep with with a sentence of Dung script,craw lx! over the unwritten Dung literature. the link lust a sheet, a hard wooden led. suffocating IL My guide translated it for me into between ancestor. and descendants handed humidity and hungry mosquitoes was Mandarin - 'We warmly welcome our down by wont of mouth from generation to virtually impossible. English mend to our Dung village'. generation. The inevitable day arrived when Only a few months previously. I had Soon after I had arrived in my first diarrhoea began to flow. Woods--n huts with heard that in isolated villages scattered village. I was lucky enough to beiriend a two planks across a three fix)l pit infested around the motintainous regions of Dung song teacher. the authoN and with mites. became a place where I spent southwest China_ the Dong minority sing as propagators of Dons songs. the grand many an hour. Watching me run hack and part of their wa) of life. They have a famous masters of the Doug Language. One late forth from the 'toilet' in the paddy fields was saying. 'Just as rice is food for the body. so night. I found myself surrounded by the best a great source of amusement fur the locals. singing is food for the soul'. singers or the village, chosen by the teacher. Word of my condition flowed around the They sing hive songs to find a suitable to give me a selection of their songs. A village as la.st as the 'la dud itself. young girl raised a cup of rice wine to my lips and sang an eloquent song of weleorne. UE to a poor water supply. the Dong The wine was then slowly poured into my rely heavily on the rivers that run mouth and although I knew it was highly Dthrough their settlements for bathing toxic. I drank it to honour their warm and washing. When I could no longer hear tnistatality. Various styles of Dung songs the stench seeping from the pores of my folk maxi. sung by the elderly as well as the body. I took the plunge and Mined the Dung. student & young. The Dong sang, and 1 listened. For the rest of that week the river became youth travel After mom than a week. I found it lied, my bath and washing machine. www,usitcampus.co.uk When I could no longer bear the stench 49 Branches Nationwide seeping from the pores of my body, I ail 'I , '..tetp. , ti took the plunge and joined the Dong £569 E 1 I difficult to leave a peisple who had show it In slime villages that I stayed in. the t iirOpe!A:-ita such generosity and warmth. Tame was locals had collected enough money to f f sttipt:vvor 1.1,Y. against me and I needed to find the village of purchase a Kansoke machine, Rather than r rye Lotto), Pl4irttit guide Zhaniting that possesses) the hest of the climbing up into the hills and singing lose Dong's unique wooden drum towers. With songs in the hope of finding a life partner, - £659 + Arrival Package only £1 the youth, dressed in Fake English Pagoda-like features of upturned eaves of f Trary,fer . exquisite Dong cmlismanthip and Premiership football tops or Italian fashion traditionally constructed without the use of designer T-shirts. gather around the Karaoke nails, they lower 20-10 metres high over the machine and imitate their Asian pop stars. entire The elderly inemhers are afraid that when they pass away. their grandchildien will he £749 orrEN relaxed in the drum towers of unable to continue practicing their customs 51:-ra.Lick- Piing villages, chatting away with the that have shaped Dung culture through the MVO %Os « 2 rn tote Ilocals and listening to their fables and ages. Asia, mNa, USA talcs. Thou Ming. 21 years old, had just On my last night, the village chief invited Free actd come hack from the Shenzhen Special me into his home recalling a Dung saying. 4Oona Economic Zone in the Guangdong province. 'the full meaning of matter can not he stopover in OZ He told me he was working in a factory in adtartiately expressed through speaking, only + Fides Lon* Print gtehlo the outskirts (lithe city. With a monthly through singing.' The finest singers of the salary of -IS POUNDS. and with only village perfumed an improvised farewell + Arrival enough time for six hours sleep a day, the song ... Package only El. harsh immigrant city life eventually took its "We have no way of getting to your land kill He would work twelve hour shifts. yeti you have come to ours. Amongst the (Trare..ltn nearing circuit boards with highly acidic Dung Chinese you represent Britain and we aCcOmmodatkari) based chemicals for television sets. He represent this village, but in this place there pulled up his left sleeve revealing a are no differences. it is a connuon home. disturbing scar that looked like some kind of where you are our younger brother and we Other infectious fungal skin disease. "This is from your eider sister. We have no idea how to specials an accident with the chemical". he said. repay you, so we sing you these songs to Co/w £rtn Adopting the Doing lifestyle stretched my give you something to take home with you." Athens 78 149 Los Angeles 140 244 New York 111 159 Prague 76 138 Singapore 244 328 Toronto 128 156 Vancouver 185 219

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,)42 I- Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 OUTLOOK 19 oceans of song

HENONIEN A some and phenomena go. But some phenomena are omnipresent, pervading the lives of ordinary people In an extent which hints pat inunortalit•. In France, the greatest phenomenon of all is the man they simply call ',Irohntiy. Ji ∎iiIIIIS I folls-,J., ".1 50-win:flung niarr Y,iiii Ow .1,0w C it a demigod, His songs arc anthems_ ilEN i ?Ilnpunteinrorr is class itself. Ile sot.les act oss llie flareli Mann, of French popular IlItt,i, like some hulking colossus, master ti all he skin ess. Johnny is treated like royalty timid with a similar amount of ciiveragc in AM! magazine 1. and is a shun 'hat his music has never crossed hi Manehe because he's plainly such a great singer. Songs like Laura, Les panes die perniencier and Qua jr eanne are the quit ill genius mid appeal to people of all ages. Small wonder that when it came to choosing someone to turn on the Park Christmas lights, ii was Johnny who was asked to make good the wards of his smash hit single and A ilumer le fire_ One Of the biggest stocking fillers this Christmas was JOhnny's Infest video. a recording of his hugely sueeessful brace orsell-out concerts Johnny combines the survivalism of Joe Cocker with the youthful exuberance of Robbie Williams and the savoir-faire of Eric Clapton

at an adoring SLifie de France back m September - an invaluable keepsake for those who were unable to witness the 'Johnny Experience' in all its glory. The video is already selling like goiteum chain& 1 wits in a hat talking to one of our students to whom 1 was giving some extra 4 conversation practice, and he was telling rue how he had even taken a day tiff work just to try and heal the rush and get his hands on a copy for his family. Such is the inesistandity of the min. Why is he so poputar'± Live. Johnny combines the t,r‘..tvalisrri tit Joe Cocker with the youthful exuberance of Robbie Williams, the vavoirfoinc of Eric Clamor-1 and the pure musicianship of Oasis. Though Belgian by birth. he embodies all that is great about the French spirit. pulling people weedier in away that just doesn't exru back home. It really is wonderful In see hov, .Inhnn:v just unites eNeryone. F4 erylvAty loves him and this .2imsequently breeds an alinosphere of hrother- land sister-, hood tight Irian the most even-ire propern CS On She 'n.entur Lit in Past e right dot,. the puniest ,ireav like iny gnarlier, Belle+. . Paris ought he a huge 1.:6 in gOngmphicJI Win,. Intl on a human scale its just ., friendly ov toast' Ile village, especially with .14411t1114 Balk day around. It'll be a sad day when he miutnt s his Harley Davidson for the lust mite and rides Of to the Great Leathei Jacket in the sky Chris

Chris Straw is a third year French and German student spending the year working in Paris

43 20 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 St Michael finds its halo Your Gran swears by it. You wouldn't buy your knickers from anywhere else. But can Marks and Spencer ever be sexy? CLAIRE BRAYFORD discovers whether Marks really has lost its sparks LO FASHION ARKS and Spencer has always had a lot going for it.. Great knickers, great basics like shirts. jumpers and t-shirts but as far as imitating designer looks goes, they leave a lot to be desired. They have always been more geeky than Gucci. After their poor trading over Christmas due to overpricing and a decrease in quality. I decided to see whether they had begun to pull their socks up. B en lug wear and footwear is •.till lagging inn behind - their plastic plimsoies should remain a staple for gym teachers only! But for basic wardrobe must-haves they are definitely along the right fines Some of their jumpers and their cashmere twin-set would not look out of plucc tin the shelves in Jigsaw. They even have a gorgeous tillikkkin mac which will he the staple Item 01 all 7.pring wardrobes. But the problem with Marks has always been that they, eater for two markets desiring very different looks. The middle aged shdppers think they pander to teenage. fashions and young people The return of pleats and mid-calf length skirts to the catwalk means their frumpy frocks can become just what you're

looking for Skimpy clubwear at Marks and Spencers surely not? Nicola Preskett Schoolgirl pleated skirt E35 can look sexy with strappy heels and and wears a cream finely knit tunic £30.which Is great if you like to show a black three quarter sleeved top.£16. Grey pencil skirt and slash wouldn't dare to he seen dead in then bit of leg. Black skirt £35 and top E16 look sleek and simple modelled by necked top are very Audrey Hepburn clothes since they grew out of their last Jennie Gill school pinafore. The lighting in the changing rooms is hardly flattering either. It you took like you haven't slept for a kit-might. regardless of how like Betty Jackson the outfit is. you are not going to buy tl. The clothes have also been criticised tor a notable fall in quality_ but compared to Koukai where haft' the stuff falls apart after two minutes. the quality seems pretty high for the price. The return of pleats and mid calf length skins to the catwalk mans their frumpy frocks can become just what you're looking for, 1 found a fabulous dark grey pleated. skirt which was only £35 and is great for that "Geek Chic" look. Their £30 cream tunic and sharp Italian tailored trousers te45) are excellent for being cool and comfy when it gets warmer. For evening they have a slinky layered *kin US which is perfect with a cute cardigan C23 or their black slash neck tops I:18 arc a great key piece, So next time you pop into Marks to buy a sandwich or some new punts have a look around. you'll he surprised at what you can pick up at relatively cheap prices. But use sour imagination and persevere and don't he put off by the elasticated

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Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 OUTLOOK 21

Please write to: Letters to the Editor, LEEDS STUDENT NEWSPAPER Leeds University Union, PO Box 157 LEEDS LS1 MN Your life I Letters Email: [email protected] negotiate a litt or resign twin my Liberals provide The wrongs of fish the stars Unfortunately in this politically correct world the dark side of such .tQl:,IkRILIS (20 Jan - l8 Feb) 'The could certainly do the real third way animal rights movements is often sadly neglected. ssithutit sonic of this week's hipis and lows. Col- .Vane withheld leagues. parents, friends and partnership links seen, to Dear Editor, Dear Editor. tie pulling you in all kinds of direetioitv. hi fast. you I read Nicholas Cireenhalgh's I have just read the article on could endanga your confidence by believing that some' article in last weeks Leeds Student animal rights in this week 's edition of last's years. problems are set in return. Make certain with interest but also some of Leeds Student and I have us say 1 Missing the point that they can't! frustration. was quite disappointed with the Laterals have never been afraid viewpoint it took. on the home front PISCES (19 Feb • 2(1 Mari You often improve you of international debate. Contrast our I worked at Covance income. but unwl,ely squander it on niaaJlesa things internal culture, which values Laboratories last year and during Hide your chequebook or stash your cash away for dissent, with Tony Blair's "control that lime I was harassed by Dear Editor. more important needs Duo) yourself, hut spend less freak" tendency. protesters for being little more than I am an exchange %indent Also, re's worth knowing that affairs of the heart are Nor are we well disposed a 'washer upper,' studying at Leeds fora year Atte; looking goixl. However. ensure yin' don't run out of towards the Labour Party. old or The weekly protests however. did reading your article on -Home something you need for ...our wntk new. Our belief in local democracy not really affect the employees to friends to Protest Over Loss of stands in stark opposition to local the same extent as implied. as Lose". I've come to suspect that the ARIES (21 Mar - 211 Apr) Solur riotous ten will base Labour's arrogance and criminal plenty of warning was given for the English have a lot of time On their Its ;Iritrif Id awkward mornems. 'You'll just have disregard for environmenta l legitimate protests and measures hands shots people at work or home that you cart be standards and safety in Hyde Park were taken to avoid ton much Why waste your time marching site and wiser than they think, of they try to u and Headig ley. disruption. in protest for lost of tow from your why Hum You hale making massive commutto We are always prepared hi work The employees of Covance have uni friends when you can find new caking detour. Fewer words. mean making more time with others where there is common no problem with the protests friends? !et ion Ma livina lite to the fullest. agreement. But these days you are themselves but harassment ill mere Are they really your friends if more likely to find common lab technicians seems to he going you have to march down a street to ! vl 1tl S , I Nor • 29 Nlity) 11,111'1 unplug. swileh r agreement between Labour and the too far demand lot their affeition.! , I • \or!. \ j•LoitoPt: Tot ies, iny self was11,1in ed one dark Please! 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7. Atir,k' I. Standing charge far LEO 121 July - 21 Aug) t ohs mush' there are going to Odd, .,11 the MiAttri:AN 17, 31 he par and cons tvneeming one of your moves. Keep Sp: m,11 Icarus 1 ,1 2.. 11.S worn as rowel m in mind that Zile will Ilk ds good as you give. Also, .1 '1 Astute ruler going round in a prone position f"- remember how the flattery amuse unworthy of your at the present tomcat 3. Form of transpon It suppon brought chaos. in the past 'Re on your guard. 10. A point of view that Imposed on one141 Competitive and creative interests will !kW make you 4. Amociailtin gives the aceins biased! (5 t *ft realise how suddenly things can change French the shivers (6) 12. Some doubt in a judge- 5, On into liquidation ment 110) VIRGO (22 Aug • 22 Sept) Fortune not only favours when working hard t Si 15 Put on guard from a the brave, it eau also lead you into places and lima. 6. Manservant comes lions you never believed possible. Even u phone cull et imbmation of fear and up before four wonder (10) could start a process of thinking about new possihili• in Israel 13. 41 ties Make Fate work fur you. and your faith in what Ill. Consumed I. The unusually stern you're currently deciding won't be overlooked. inside tea-tents (5) needs of affection t Ill) 19. Outwardly mean 13. It's hardly surprising LIBRA (2.3 Sept - 22 Octi If you accept that the rough Latin American (7) there's a and the smooth often go together you'll be in a 21. They hold slides lack of awe (2,6) stronger position to sort out what 1,, going to work and and look at them 47) 14. Squander food (71 what could be risky, You, Libran gift for getting others Pieces of land lb. Misers become careless to see alternative ways of tackling a ptoNeni sir the in the Far East iS) (6) better side of a bargain could help your aims 17. Tighten upon SOLUTIONS TO PUZ- one's salary? 151 -ay, the Quick Crossword answers St IMP In )23 (•t • 22 Nov) Variety isn't alv, ZLE 10,012 20. It goes right spice of lit. Eseu so, du: SLIM are coming to your les, also fit the large grid through you! f 1-3 ) cut in the shape of a new planetary cycle. Also. your Qt ICS strong willpower isn't going to he fobbed off easily by .ktrawl. IX-pressed. s Inn- 1.1 ittitl. half hearted answers. Either what %$.4.1.1%. done, sir hp.rt ups; 11 Sanillinvi : QUICK CLUES Shanly; 15 Beeted. 1 - you'll opt for a new way lomat-if Stick to your rights' liolitir.111bitablislird.1:. Lou. 2_, DOWN ACROSS SAGrrrA RIUS 113 Nov - 211 Dui Short of long Et.erytsds 7 garb- '1 1 1 I loppening 11111 - ii11111.1 -1 Omni: 2 Edw. k Mi. d Sr. trouts. et,irld hang in the balance. (Mks.s y1511 get the 1:Pwatitie: krarivilp.ir_ ` latelii ripitt Fuuniy i line ei ns aie ccintinula thoughts Keep in open mind about anything that HI 11Otnh4IIIITICIll. 11 S1111.1111.! 1.1 Roust 141 Tarsite. ;r:rr,•1,1,• •••O ■• ■•, 2 1th• • stii:g.csIcd. [here are many ways to iipprolich a 01:0- (3tYrtit lenge. kr:MC I. .1Lartiv.!... • , ' • CAPRICORN I21 the - 1s1 Irmailal: I I k;girLy. [2 Lent .t 11 h., mans 1_21itst. 1 criopilt: 17 1'0.1 15 Jan) Don't I, .e vi nit Ntt ienve or rst: 1 11 sou ,11., •s,•rr, Uoli. ; .r 11::" ilent..Iiits 11:111.t. will move into overload 1 hat would he bad IIS ). 41, and Ikryrnr2 a I ro2..r; , 22 hard on whoever gets In your way. Sts keep ycxrr hands nil Soierrrnsrlc-,. IbeFiwens,ull Nett-Diet:of Ind you'll enjoy the rest of 11.iiijthismiddy t week's curious developments. 'Mt troirkew 1,01140*-11 bat. 22 SPORT - Leeds Student, Friday February 5 1999 POWERFUL CELTICS RUN OVER HAWKS IN PHYSICAL ENCOUNTER

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EI)up with talking about Lane gave me an appirciaitun Huddle? Don't can any for the beautiful game I've never Fmore it he °trends the lost entire disabled population or Even when he lett Spurs in Britain? Just wish the vi huh' 1987. I filkIWO.lhi% ca act. Off story would &salmi:kr sai we lit Monaco. where he impressed get on with planning how In bin did run stun and then hack to thrash the frogs at Wembley Swindon. i even kept an eye on on Wednesday? his progress .11 London nvids "Hu fact remains that the FA Chelsea, as I revised for my A- has just sacked the England manager fur the first time since When the England job Sir All Ramsey was firts1 in the became cticant. I was their with 1417(6. They 'ye lost a man who the rest of the citatory. culling for could have led them for glory. a fresh approach. I wanted but like his playing career he Hoddle to use his clean image to couldn't deliver on the rebuild Venable. ageing and international cage. comipt England setup, As a Tottenham fan. 1 find his tie started well. and although demise heartbreaking_ I was he made some strange team brought up watching his silky selections. he kept the media at skills at White Han I .:M4.!, No bin.. NH one 'A.A. piing to one else could bend u hall quite criticise until it started it' go like him He could place a cross wrong. field pass with pin pinta Things started looking had in accuracy 1k could kick a dead The mit up to the Wald Cup with SACK ATTACK: Celtics' Jay Alexander sacks Strathclyde quarterback Ronnie Greg Pie Dan Thubron ball drat would confuse the best his pnblic bust up with Sutton goalkeepers in the country. and his detensive and belligerent reaction to the media I stood by him when he dropped Gala. I even supported his decision not io play Beckham. I began to wen's wles crowns solid when Eileen Drewery urrisetl on the scene and when he told the FA that if they made her go, he would EN, lost, my autt imam: defence mechanism failed, Anyone who says football display with late score tuns are fickle has no idea how hard the transition front hem- scant:James Watt and guards lion It chy ashouson battered ihniugh Why IC timith down for the winxhip to pity was. but any AMERICAN FOOTBALL Stevens and James Millar. It was for the score ant a 14 yard run. touchdown They tailed to conven respect I had lor hint was lost LEEDS...27STRATIIC1YDE..14 !hell dominance to the trenches The (*elites' defense did not hut were bat-k to the game w Oh the with the publication of his World wratit allowed Leeds to constant y allow the Hawks to advance and score 21 .14. Cup Diaries Never helirre lied a run the full hack disc play upon the Celtics went up the other end. The game was suddenly hack manager lotto something so BY NAYEED RAJA which all their offensive success Brian Cranina pc in on a qi eateibuels in the balance but was finally made inappmpriate and out of fader. DA NNV ROW1-PA'S 40-yard was based. sneak with 18 seconds felt in the safe when Gardner hit Bowles on Rather than spending the time touchdown reception waled-the However the game starred poorly half. The .Celtics went into hall- a post lip pattern for the decisive We laughed at tusking hair, managing England and serving game for the ("cities against a for both teams who made basic time 14-8 up. •11 yard score. Any Strathclyde krshort shorts and unnickeil the public. he was writing a physical team front north of the errors and it trxils 20 minutes !Or The thud quarter saw tough hopes of a comeback were killed shirt, but we loved hint and he money-spinning tale of hack- border. either team to score. Five minutes ('chic..' defense Ove Leeds the hall by cornerback Don Sanders' was God so it didn't matter. stahbing.and gossip w tth his FA In a gall w which featured mime in too the second quaner Strathclyde on their own 37 yard line and the interception of Whyte on the next When Waddle joined Spurs buddy. David Davies. Middle a web* hits it war the hone tent's quarterback Ruddy Greg stung the offensive line protected Gardner drive. in the mid-80s. Huddle had an had become a self-perpettuoing ability to run the hall successfully Celtics into action when he hit wide well as he found Bowles a yard Leeds now must win their three ally. Waddle and Hoddle: a despot, quoting his hutch-patch which was the key difference. receiver Graham Whyte for a away front the aidione, Strathclyde remaining league matches in order match talk in heaven. Together beliefs to defend his ridiculous While the running hack corps touchdown and subsequent two- then put up at real tight on the goal to qualify for the play-offrs Defensive they produced a few doyen actions. of Toby Ibbonson. Adam (+when point conversion, lute but again (Watson bundled in hacks coach Steve Murray was glorious goals. and one horrific The minute the now and Jay AkAander rushed with teal The Celtics then showed their on a fimarth down James happy wait the perforrrunice saying record. "Diamond Lights- was infamous Times story broke last purpose but they would he Melina championshippedigree by raking Watt added the extra point. 'Abain use eta win togootitowaatls an embarrassment it was the weekend. I knew he had to go. u acknowlodge the excellent blocking up three touchdowns and 21 But Strathclyde came back and the play-offs. first sign that God was a couple But I was devastated, he had given to them by their offensive unanswaixl pnints.They tiratinnxl advanced down the field before The Celtics' next game is at of wise men short of a nativity. been my hero. Now he was just a line. in their next drive marching up •awks quarterback Greg went to home at Lawnswiux1I'MCAtothe 1314. laughing stock. Me Sun Particularly inastandmg were the field in Linda five nannies before the air and hit his favourite target Sharks. ktek off at I pm. I always knew he was portrayed him as a parTOL A special. He named hts daughter complete idiot is nearer the after me t we're both Zoe Arnie' mark. Continued from back page Premier Division. and watching him pia) at the Zoe Farr HAI have also entered the initiate s:• launched by the club Coach Callard plays it hard Li2 I Numb-East Univarny League ODDS ON: Glenn Huddle's elsewhere. atter I_LiRUFC established a and are currently lying 2nd, The departure has not only-dominated Terry Venables is second strong link with the Leeds Ty kcr The Tykes tilso have profited university !Ton as. it gets remaming games are lobe played the front pages this week, but the favourite at St2. lie is popular with last term. Many of the prolessional from the link. 1.11RtlFC's Rudy overlooked a kill of the time - out between now and Easter. market also, Bonk makers were players and press alike, but the players have slimed in the coaching White has already made the The club has clearly be Guy Simmonds is excited quick to quote prices as to who his cireurnstantx.., behind his departure responsibi hues, with both Mike transgression to professitinal level (toms Oleo experience and about this term's prospeas. "This long term suceessor will he. nearly three y ears ago sti It termini Shelly and Sateki Tuipuloto, in and it is only a matter of time int luence, Judging by the club is lea) taking oft and the Cateutker manager Howard dourly, particular. giving tip a lot of their before more follow suit. 0-ictioragiNt results hcl ore link with Me Tykes Is helping Wilkinson is Justifiably it short- If he can separate hk business t one. Canard was impt esscd by the Christmas. US They are a great bunch. priced favourite at .5.ht with from his football. then he w ill he Their support or Ihe talatleinS standard "'There is is lot of quality The lst Xi,' !limited runnels -Sponsorship from The Ladbrokes. Canal results against glued people's choice, and the FA was evident last term when most here. The hoys have worked really up middle ,haitipions original Oak. Nokia and France and Poland will make it will surely he looking to appease Of the Tykes were at W'eet.vood hard and some II( then' definitely then respecter HIS Lap leAgue Thiirriu 41, is an added boost and extremely hard hit the EA to look the public in the light id last sve.t-k. supporting I. VI! in the derby have a future in rugby union. cashless rho kid \V did not let the we're very iimmiistic over the match against I.MUSI. "Ii is important to monitor lull down. ,•iunine trd in the IM11112

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SATURDAY FEBRUARY A SPIRITED fIghtback from LUU Mk almost saw victory clutched from the WOMEN'S TENNIS IA Carling Premiership jaws of defeat in a thrilling doubles LUU .2 EDINBURGH 4 Viii., , finale.

On a windswept day. Li:12 were blown Let: edet Nheff ■Ac• t away in the singles 3 -1 . 11w only success BY GARETH GIBBON I .,,(T.•■1 ..1,1,11,1,■••• was Katherine We Ilis's performance. Emma Bone and Claire Forrest Claire Forrest and Emma Bane were succumbed to awesome Edinburgh power also in determined mood and led the first with narrow defeats and Becky Carter set by five games to two. Visions of was unfortunate to lose by two sets to the Great Escape were conjured before one. Emma Bones's game was arguably WU resistance finally Ietl to fatigue the pick of the day after both players and they were flounced. continued In break each other's serves Dumped out of the BUSA Cup in a and rally for every point spectacular finale. Captain Claire Forrest But in a tense doubles climax. LUU refused In he downhearted and the team were on the verge 111 an astounding showed superb spirit to fight back from S teal ,hrt We■l UMIO SoutirrlAnd r Swindon tuntarmind. Needing to win both matches a potentially embarrussing result: %Are. s crytara to draw level. Becky Carter's tt -2 win "They were all dose games and we in the singles would have men LUU could have won with a bit of luck and Nationwide Di tbiliti Two victory on set difference. %solemn the bad weather. We' we just won Houtrunonth v St4c The scene was set for u pee:tactile, promotion iii the Premier Leatme after flurnIc) v turoil % (lie,terfield finish and sonic outstanding tennis was winning the Northern Division fine. Prrexrumt played. Partners Katherine Wellis and so we're looking to do well there Csuy Becky Carter destroyed their opponents Edinburgh arc a quality side and are Northampton % Rliwirpool tll,thamr Ltrn.olir in a steely performance. already in the Premier" Preston v Morro' Rover, SCHWING: LUU singles let themselves down against a fine Scottish attack Rending Wigan vrtiwis Could, Wycombe t PUMA..

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[In' 4:411/r•Ic I CV i1.11 t Still cht..20VEILOrt EllISHIV6A1 .4=4. , Piggott and Rodriguez star i'linler,•4 V HAW, PLUtkliVIVINV b v 8:11, Plymmithr R(therlindi r !iinithr.nd IRISH willpower and Spanish passion Scartroroutli % earotnuige WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Slunwrinuty s linchdalr brought victory for LMUSU in this epic 1-144111,, v Sol:silk/me end-to-end encounter. LMUSU 44 BIRMINGHAM 32 II was a game dominated by the all round court tit NI)•1 FEBRUARY 7 skills of borne captain Sabrina Piggott. Stubborn BY STEVEN BELL FA Curling Premiership in defence, patient in the build up. and the master f-kvSy s E.%<•Msri it of the three-pointers in attack. Birmingham gratefully collected. They crept up A team led by this quality left little opportunity almost unnoticed to leas e the half time score for Birmingham to play to their full potential. delicately placed at 21- lit in the home side's Tackling with a passion and netting four in favour. 100 GREATEST the tense and loud late stages, Sara Rodriguez The second half started just as the first had provided the much needed impetus I( irtlie quickly ended. A blur of speeding arms and legs gave SPORTING tiring LMUSU comfit I..M1.St_! the chance to build up a substantial lead The first halt-can be described. as nothing less Captain Piggot effottlessly !loafed thtee- MOMENTS than manic. LM USII were Iva mission, attacking pointers through the basket which charecterised By Neil Oakley and defending with limitless energy and total the opening five minutes. On one occasion she commitment. had an open court. yet displayed such genius she No.69: HIS ROYAL AIRNESS Vicio. Thomas and captain Piggott defended stopped outside the area and added three more strongly throughout the half. halting many an points to her team's total. THE 1997/98 NBA attack mounted by the apposition. Efficient links Unable to heat their taller opponents to the Championship Final saw between Keen Ikeda and Rodriguez epitomised rebounds. LMUSU started to tire in attack and the Utah Jan pitting their LMUSLI's team undetstanding. the visitors managed to climb back to equal terms wits in the final against the The highlight of the first half came w hen Ikeda and scented victory. mighty Chicago Bulls. With hassled Birmingham into a mistake and passed The home side called for a much needed time the Bulls leading the series the hall to Rodriguez. out. "Defence. defence. defence!" were the 3-2. game six was set to Throwing a number of dummies as she weaved captain's orders, and her calls were answered. produce a thrilling climax. through her opponents. Rodriguez found the Secure in defence and with Rodriguez on fire Michael Jordan led the basket with apparent ease Adding to her team's in attack, LMUSU strolled home in the remaining Bulls with a 45 point mounting lead. minutes to a well earned victory. performance in a game which Although not leaving malty chances for Captain Piggott was delighted by her team's lived up to its potential, With Birmingham, the visitors took any opportunities performance. "There was great team spirit this seven seconds remaining, the provided. evening formed by a love for basketball. Everybody scores were level. Chicago ilk. rift On occasions the home side were a little too put total effort in and it looks like we've got a had possession but everyone PUT YOUR HANDS UP: LMUSU edge a close encounter enthusiastic. eiving ass ay charity, baskets which cool team.- thought that Jordan would he marked out of the rest of the Ti II: dream of cup glory quickly outplayed throughout and game. continued from back page sides showed signs of firing. but turned to a nightmare for MEN'S SQUASH eventually fell to a 9-11,. 9-9, 9- However. with the clock the hosts showed great resilience. LMUSU as they were dumped LMUSU 0 NOTTRIGHAM.....5 I defeat. ticking, he wriggled free to lace David Foster parmenng Sam defending with mmarkebly sharp nut of the national competition I.MI Si second man Matt receive the ball. Jordan took Lindley for the first time. The pair. reflexes and smashing with pretiskin in ignominious fashion. Davenport fared little better. his time and then performed a having kit a tight first match against when given the chance. Having BY BEN SOLOWAY The home-side were blown He was brushed aside in a killer crossover baffling his Warwick's Chris Rue and Murali taken the first game 15-X. LUU 1019 away in little more than half- a 241 lead to their grateful guests. contest which finished 9-2. 9- marker Byron Russell. and Krishnanuartni. the country's lop faced a hard-fought comeback an-hour as they failed to offer Having eased through the 2. 9-1. shot a 14 foot jumper. It rated university doubles duo. during the second. Level at 14-14, any resistance to a strong regional qualifying Nottingham These two results left the swished with perfection defeated the visitors' second and Massey and Batehford dug deep, Nottingham side. were always going to offer a tie's outcome beyond doubt lens ing less than a second third pairings convincingly. forcing the crucial errors to give The visitors had been gifted stern test. and the academic final match fur the Jazz to answer. It was third pairing Nick Watkins LUU a well deserved victory the advantage in this tie even They did not need a second was left unplayed, dismissed Is a .S40 million a year pay and John Rule whose determined Lindley said the team were before at racquet was swung in invitation to hand a poor as a pointless exercise and it packet justified? Well, the play against their Warwick confident about their chances of anger. LMUSU were unable to LMUSU side the whitewash probably salved the home side Bulls had just won their sixth going all the way to the final I tithe eotimerparts made s ictory for the put out a full side: they were that always looked likely once more embarrasment. championship in eight years home side pi risible. In a that competition. missing their first tw n players stand-in number one player Dutton's disappointment and this moment, which was "As long as we avoid thnner. Watkins and Rule clinched including the captain Christian Ian Dutton lost the first two was ohs ious. "They're the the last shot of itodan's Loughborough until the final ,we the match 17-14 at the final set. Damian. sets without recording it single strangest team %%eye faced but career, was the perfect send With the match tied at four should he there." Provided they With a team of only three point. I didn't inspect to get beaten oil ior the gteatesl basketball matches eaeli. IAA . needed a win get a home di ass the team feel they they had not:hake but to forfeit Dutton was thorough ly like that." player ever. from Massey and Batchh)rd. Both can heat anyone

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MEN'S BADMINTON • ARE YOU EXCEPTIONALLY FIT? WU .5 WARWICK • ARE YOU ABLE TO COMBINE THE BY AIR PLANIDIN DYNAMIC BLEND OF SKILL, TOBY MASSEY and Paul STRENGTH, SPEED AND STAMINA? Batchford ruse to the occasion to dutch a clomly contested tie against • THE FITTEST STUDENT IN LEEDS/ a very talented Warwick outfit. • ARE YOU WILLING TO RAISE £1,000 LUU were left to bask in the glory of knocking out the current. BY SEB VANCE FOR CHARITY national champions alter a superb l:\- ENGLAND and Bath star Jon Callard team effort saw them through to :orri%ed in Leeds last weekend to help 1.11! RI Firs prepare for the BUSA knockout stages. the next round of the BUSA Cup. Callard took charge of a vigorous training CAN YOU TAKE THE CHALLENGE! The fiercely fought meet went session, which o as greatly appreciated by the to the final match but Massey and club. As a member of the Bath coaching staff. Paul Ratchford proved too strong Callard's experience and coaching knowledge for their opponents taking the decider looked to haVe rubbed off OD the players. • THEN JOIN LEEDS IN THE ULTIMATE Ills presence emphasises the neo coaching 15-8 17-14. UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE AS PART Ratchford summed up the team's PAGE 22, COLUMN 3 OF THE NATIONWIDE FITNESS outlook after their tremendous win. Ii was a really tough match but CHALLENGE THE X-ZONE. now we feel we can go all the way. • AS LEEDS FITTEST MALE OR FEMALE, he said. NODDLE - FROM SAINT TO SIN YOU WILL SPEND A WEEKEND AT The LUU line-up included new Why he had to go • Page BIRMINGHAM'S NEC IN MARCH 1999 PAGE 23, COLUMN 1 REPRESENTING LEEDS IN THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

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