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BAGHDAD, Iraq - Cornered alone in a cramped hole near one of his sumptuous Palaces, a weary, disheveled Saddam Hussein Was seized by U.S. troops and displayed on ~l~Vl.SlOnscreens worldwide Sunday, a humil- latmgfate for one of history's most brutal die- tators. The man who waged and lost two wars agamst the United States and its allies was armed with a pistol when captured in a ~rofoam-~overed underground hide-out, but b not resist, the U.S. military said. In the i fu0~~cast images, he resembled a desperate Nathan Teff of Spokane is hooded as he is awarded his Ph.D. in biochemistry at the fall commencement at Beasley Coliseum h gitive, not an all-powerful president who ad ordered his army to on Saturday. fight to the death ------"Ladies and g~ntlemen More we got him," u.s. adminis~ news on trator L. Paul Bremer told a news conference. "The capture, College careers close tyrant is a prisoner." Pages 11,12 "He was just caught like Graduates walkJr.om WSU's>thirGiJail a rat," said Maj. Gen. Raymond Odierno, whose commencement into the .real world 4th Infantry Division Seth Lake ~roops staged the raid. Contributing writer 'When you're in the bottom of a hole you can't fight Beasley Coliseum was flooded with tassels, robes and back." multicolored sashes on Saturday as approximately 550 stu- During the arrest of dents participated in wSU's third annual fall commence- Saddam, U.S. troops dis- ment. covered "descriptive writ- The venue was filled with the smiling faces of graduates, ten material of significant family members and friends. value," another U.S. com- Saddam "(Commencement) actually kind of snuck up on me," said mander told The Austin Mudd, a material science engineering major who Associated Press, speaking on condition of plans to attend grad school at wsu. "I'm just going through anonymity. He declined to say whether the the motions and letting my parents enjoy it." material related to the anti-coalition resis- Students milled about in the foyer before the ceremony, tance. waiting to walk into the coliseum. I S~dd~, who could face trial before a new "I'm a little nervous," said Jay Morey, a natural resource raql tnbunal for war crimes, was defiant science major. ''You only get to do this once." When top Iraqi officials visited him in captivi- Erin Apfelbaum, a nursing major, stood among her peers ty hours later - people at the meeting said he with a large smile on her face. refused to admit to human rights abuses. "I'm relieved, because the hard part is over," she said. "It Saddam will now "face the justice he denied can only get better from now on." to millions," said President Bush, whose Professor David Bahr said the best part of commencement troops and intelligence agents had been is seeing students smile as they finish their college careers. searching in vain for Saddam since April. "In "We're happy they are moving on," he said. the history of Iraq, a dark and painful era is Provost Robert Bates emphasized the contributions of the over." . graduating students' families to their success during his U.S. officials declined to specify Saddam's address. whereabouts on Sunday, but made clear he ''Behind each student here today is a support network. I faces intensive interrogation - foremost, Many of them wouldn't be here without you," Bates said. William Marler, president of WSU's Board of Regents; what he knows about the ongoing insurgency speaks on the importance of supporting higher education during commencement. See CLOSE, Page 4 See HUSSEIN, Page 2 Female enrollment increasing Finals bring Jacob Jones "I think there are just Daily Evergreen staff more women who are realiz- student stress ing that it takes a college Stephanie Keagle Women's enrollment at education to get a better Daily Evergreen staff WSU is up almost 45 per- job," said Marsha Yim, chair cent since 1985, but some . of the WSU Commission on :!:ffist,~xercise :md relaxation are key to say the increase is not the Status of Women. "It's a de-stressmg durmg finals week, said a enough to ensure equality positive step, but we still health educator at Health and Wellness in the workplace. have quite a long way to go Services. Total enrollment for ~s far as actually getting the "If you:re doing all those things right, it women at WSU has grown Jobs and wage equity." c~ definitely help you deal with stresses," significantly, from just over Yim said she believes said Health and Wellness Services 6,700 women in 1985 to over that women becoming more Coordinator Marsha Turnbull. 9,600 this year. During that competitive and the . With finals week beginning and the hol- same timeframe, men's increased number of two- Idaysapproaching, many students find enrollment has hovered con- income families are encour- themselves overwhelmed, said Anju sistently around 8,800 stu- dents. See FEMALE, Page 4 See STRESS, Page 4 121503p02,11,12,15 12/14/03 8:55 PM Page 2
2 | MONDAY, DECEMBER 15,2003 NEWS THE DAILY EVERGREEN policelog local The police log is taken from the Friday brief WSU and Pullman daily activity logs. Arson Church hopes to Thursday NE Colorado St., 12:42 a.m. Police responded to a call con- end controversy Welfare Check cerning a flaming couch in a N.W. Gary St., 3:55 p.m. Dumpster. The Fire Department Moscow, Idaho-based Police responded to a request responded and put the blaze Christ Church will hold a for a welfare check on three chil- out. community meeting 7 p.m., dren. Officers responded and Thursday night at the spoke with the parent and chil- Malicious Mischief Kenworthy Theatre. dren. The case will be referred to S.E. Chinook Drive, 2:21 a.m. Doug Wilson, pastor of CPS. The reporting party contacted Christ Church will confront police after observing three or questions about his views Theft of Automobile four belligerent males toss beer on slavery for the final time. S.E. Kamiaken St., 7:56 p.m. bottles into the street. The report- He hopes to answer all rea- Police received a report of a ing party had tried to get the sub- sonable concerns from rea- stolen vehicle. An officer determined jects to stop, but they responded sonable people. it was a spouse playing a prank. by yelling at him. FROMSTAFF AND WIRE REPORTS
prime minister Tariq Aziz, to In northern Kirkuk, eight HUSSEIN confirm Saddam’s identity, a people were killed and 80 continued from front page U.S. official said, speaking on wounded by shots fired in the the condition of anonymity. air during celebrations of the against the U.S.-led occupation, Whether Saddam’s capture capture, said hospital official and later about his regime’s would curtail the insurgency Shehab Ahmed. unconventional weapons pro- was unclear. Bush cautioned “I’m very happy for the grams. that more anti-coalition Iraqi people. Life is going to be The raid by 600 soldiers and attacks were expected, and safer now,” said Yehya Hassan, special forces took place Odierno said the lack of com- 35, of Baghdad. “Now we can Saturday night at a farm in munications equipment in the start a new beginning.” Adwar, 10 miles from Saddam’s hide-out indicated Saddam But some residents of home town of Tikrit, less than was not commanding the Adwar recalled fondly how three hours after the pivotal tip resistance. Saddam used to swim in the was received from an Iraqi. Eager to prove to Iraqis nearby Tigris River and “The informant was a mem- that Saddam was in custody, bemoaned the capture of the ber of a family close to the U.S. military showed video leader who donated generous- Saddam,” Odierno told of the ousted leader, haggard ly to area residents. reporters in Tikrit. “Finally we and gray-bearded, as a mili- “This is bad news to all got the ultimate information tary doctor examined him. In Iraqis,” said Ammar Zidan, 21. from one of these individuals.” Baghdad, radio stations “Even if they captured After a helicopter took played jubilant music and Saddam Hussein, we are all Saddam to Baghdad, U.S. offi- some bus passengers shouted, Saddam Hussein. We want cials brought in former regime “They got Saddam! They got freedom and independence officials, including deputy Saddam!” from the Americans.”
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THE DAILY EVERGREEN NEWS MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 | 3 Officers urge safe driving on trek home Evan Caldwell semester and travel across the Daily Evergreen staff state. Posted speed limit signs SAFE WINTER DRIVING TIPS: Snoqualamie are for dry pavement only, and Accidents happen, but being many winter collisions occur • Check the following on your vehicle: Fluid levels, brakes, wiper Pass forecast prepared for winter travel can because drivers are going too reduce the chances of a car acci- blades and windshield washing fluid, tire tread and pressure, oil fast for road conditions, Devoe level, antifreeze and lights. dent. said. • Clear snow and ice from all windows and lights — even the With many students travel- “Always wear your seat hood and roof — before driving. ing across the state this week, belt,” Devoe said. “Even a • Leave plenty of room between cars for stopping. the Washington State Patrol skilled, attentive driver, can Wed, Dec. 17 • Watch for slippery bridge decks,even when the rest of the pave- and the Washington state still be a victim of poor driving Showers ment is in good condition. Bridge decks will ice up sooner than the Department of Transportation of other motorists.” High: 47 | Low: 37 adjacent pavement. are urging them to be cautious. Wearing a seatbelt is • Don’t use your cruise control in wintery conditions. Even roads “Right now it looks like a required in Washington state, Thurs, Dec. 18 that appear clear can have sudden slippery spots and the short system will be coming through and the fine is $101. Few showers on Friday with rain and snow,” touch of your brakes to deactivate the cruise control feature can High: 46 | Low: 38 said Claudia Cox, a meteorolo- cause you to lose control of your vehicle. gist from the Spokane branch of Road conditions • Don’t get overconfident in your 4x4 vehicle. Remember that your Fri, Dec. 19 the National Weather Service. four-wheel drive vehicle may help you get going quicker than other Few Showers “Then a bit of a break on Washington: vehicles, but it won’t help you stop any faster. High: 45 | Low: 39 Saturday, but the area weather • www.wsdot.wa.gov/traffic • Don’t pump anti-lock brakes. can change quick.” • 1-800-695-ROAD • Look farther ahead in traffic than you normally do. Sat, Dec 20 WSP Lt. Dan Devoe said stu- • Remember that trucks are heavier than cars and take longer to Showers dents need to be aware of traffic Oregon: come to a complete stop. High: 47 | Low: 37 safety as they complete the • 1-503-588-2941 localbriefs New program to assess students Murrow Award at a 7:30 p.m. pre- Peter Jennings to sentation April 14 at the Beasley Chelsea Plummer the undergraduate learning graduation, but it’s undecided Performing Arts Coliseum. The Contributing writer experience, he said. whether there will be a univer- visit WSU in April event is free and open to the public. In his November progress sity-wide assessment of stu- The Office of Peter Jennings, anchor and For more information, visit report, WSU Provost Robert dents. senior editor of ABC’s “World www.wsu.edu/murrow. Undergraduate Education will Bates identified the units the “I’m not sure how they make its debut on the WSU News Tonight,” will visit WSU’s OUE will be working with. would test what we’ve learned; Pullman campus April, 14 2004 campus in early January. These include the writing pro- I just hope we don’t have to More than $80,000 was to accept the Edward R. Murrow History revisionist gram, center for teaching, take standardized tests,” said Award for Lifetime Achievement in taken from WSU’s operating learning and technology, Ashleigh Foro, a freshman budget to build the OUE. The Broadcasting. might visit Palouse assessment, honors college, broadcasting major. “But all in Jennings joined ABC News in facility will open under the The internationally known general education, community all I’m glad this will be avail- 1964 and has covered some of direction of Vice Provost Doug service learning and the stu- Holocaust denier, David Irving, able to me as an undergradu- the biggest national and interna- Baker. dent advising and learning may bring his message to ate.” tional stories, including reports “My job has shifted in the center. These will all be locat- Moscow, Idaho on Tuesday. The The combined efforts of the last six months; we’ve hired ed in the Smith Center for from every European nation for- time and location of the event has Fran McSweeney to take over Undergraduate Education. OUE and professors hope to merly behind the Iron Curtain. He not been announced. my vice provost and faculty “Our involvement with better prepare WSU under- served as chief foreign corre- This would be Irving’s second affairs,” Baker said. “I’m these programs is to work graduates for the real world, spondent for ABC News and as visit to the Palouse. He spoke at enthusiastic about my new with the faculty to define Baker said. the foreign desk anchor for “world WSU in 1998, at the request of a position. I think this new pro- learning outcomes and focus “This will help make things News Tonight.” He was the net- then-WSU student. gram will make a significant on what students should be easier,” said Jenn Burgess, work’s bureau chief in Beirut, Details of Irving’s appearances difference.” able to do upon graduation,” freshman business adminis- Lebanon, for seven years. are typically released just ahead The OUE’s main goals for Baker said. tration major. “It will be bene- Jennings was named anchor and of the scheduled events to avoid the first year are to create an Each department uses dif- ficial because I will have a senior editor of “World News organized protests. assessment system and start a ferent methods to assess a stu- stronger resource to support Tonight” in 1983. Teaching Academy to improve dent’s level of knowledge upon my education.” Jennings will accept the STAFF AND WIRE REPORTS 121503news01,03,04 12/14/03 10:12 PM Page 2
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Turnbull said. “Do something STRESS that doesn’t require a lot of continued from front page complex thinking.” Turnbull suggests taking a Bhargava, a graduate assistant walk, meditating or writing in a and counselor at WSU journal as possible activities. Counseling Services. Physical activity is also “It’s stressful because of a important. combination of things including “If I wanted to stress any- tests, balancing a social life and thing, it’s physical activity,” balancing friends and family,” Turnbull said. “That’s a great she said. “I think that for stu- way to keep stresses from dents who are still adjusting to building up. Your muscles get college life it may be more diffi- tight when stressed, so if you cult, but a lot of the students can loosen them up by exercise, have been through finals weeks that is great.” before and they may know Deep breathing and progres- what works best for them to get sive muscle relaxation work as through it.” well, she said. Both Turnbull and Bhargava “Keep things in perspective,” had several tips to offer students Turnbull said. “That’s some- who are stressing. thing that’s really hard to do “Definitely get as much sleep when you get stressed.” as you can, because otherwise Bhargava said one way to you can run down your resis- keep things in perspective is to tance,” she said. Bhargava rec- make a list of everything you ommends at least 7 to 8 hours. have to do and slowly start She also said taking time for working through it. She said yourself is important. students should get organized “This can be a time of with everything they need to do depression, too,” she said. “It’s a for finals and to prepare for the Dean Hare/Daily Evergreen physical and psychological trip home. Several graduating Cougars took time to decorate their mortarboards for the occasion. reaction to events and issues Social support also helps, that are happening at once.” she said. Taking just a few minutes a “Find the joy of others so you nated, and lines of people through during his address to day to do something for yourself don’t get caught up in stressing CLOSE snaked about the floor as they graduates. can help students relax, she said. over relationships with friends continued from front page moved to their seats. “Our memories include “Just do something fun,” and family,” she said. “Your wonderful smiles trudging up steep hills in hot Beth Bailey, mother of aren’t reflections of the weath- summers and cold snowy win- Kyla Bailey, drove from er outside, but of the atmos- ters, Mom’s and Dad’s week- TIPS FOR SURVIVING STRESS Porter to attend the celebra- phere in here,” said President ends, Spring Break and Top tion with 10 other members of V. Lane Rawlins in his wel- Ramen,” he said. her family. come to the crowd. The commencement • Get enough sleep “If it wasn’t so far away, our Eight different colleges on address was given by William • Get some physical exercise whole town probably would campus were represented at D. Marler, president of the • Find time for yourself have come,” Bailey said. “I’m the graduation ceremony. WSU Board of Regents. He is • Keep things in perspective very proud. I’m probably going ASWSU president Jesse in his second term with the • Enjoy the people in your life to cry.” Aspuria reflected on the excit- regents and is a partner in the • Contact WSU Counseling Services, 335-4511 or The comings and goings of ing times and unique experi- law firm of Marler-Clark in www.counsel.wsu.edu graduates were highly coordi- ences that students have been Seattle.
labor-related jobs like farming the university has helped ance in different areas of study, freshman mechanical engineer- FEMALE and construction, women are encourage women to enroll such as drawing women into ing major. continued from front page faced with fewer options follow- since 1985. science and engineering or men Duncan said he believes the ing high school, she said. “We are still looking at a very into nursing, Yim said. increased enrollment will open aging women to seek higher- Alice Coil, director of the uneven playing field,” Coil said. Yim said members of WSU up opportunities for women in paying jobs. Most of the jobs Women’s Resource Center, said “The climate on campus was investigate the imbalances in the future. available to women right out of not as welcoming as it is today.” participation throughout uni- Christine Winiecki, a sopho- she believes the increase is versity programs, but there is high school do not pay enough Things are now more equi- more fine arts major, said she mainly due to the number of no specific action being taken to thinks education in general has or provide long lasting career table between men and women; men versus women in our popu- however, there is still more that increase male enrollment, she been supported more broadly opportunities, she said. lation. could be done to equalize said. and women are learning to pur- “They are all really low-wage “I think it is reflective of our women in the workplace, she “Women have always been in sue higher-paying jobs. and pretty much dead end jobs,” population ratio in society,” Coil said. the shadow of men and now “We’re not focusing on Yim said. said. WSU has programs dedicat- they’re being treated more becoming secretaries anymore,” While more men turn to Coil said she still believes ed to improving variety and bal- equally,” said Mike Duncan, a Winiecki said. 121503 p05,06,10 life yizatch 12/14/03 9:38 PM Page 1
Editor: Jonalynn McFadden | 335-1140 | [email protected] The Daily Evergreen | Monday, December 15, 2003 | Page 5 thesideline peoplebriefs In the name of love Rapper sued over MTV program Moscow man gives LOS ANGELES — An hair to ‘Locks of actress has sued rapper Snoop Love’ organization Dogg and MTV over an episode of the television show “Doggy Alex Busack Fizzle Televizzle,” in which she Daily Evergreen staff claimed she was unwittingly made to appear as if she were n the season of giving, Kelly naked and engaging in sexual McDaniel of Moscow has relations with another actor. I found an unconventional In a lawsuit filed Friday, Doris gift: hair. Burns accuses Snoop Dogg, Since 1997, Kelly has grown whose real name is Calvin his hair to a length of 24 inches, Broadus, and MTV of breach of which he donated Saturday to contract, fraud, invasion of pri- the non-profit organization, vacy and defamation. She is Locks of Love. seeking unspecified damages. Locks of Love coincidentally A spokeswoman for MTV, was established the same year which produced and aired the McDaniel started growing his show, said the company does hair out. not comment on pending litiga- In its six-year existence, it tion. has given thousands of locks to needy children with illnesses Singer chastizes that cause hair loss. Fantastic Sams in Moscow, priests during show the site of Kelly’s Saturday trim, VATICAN CITY — During a has been donating hair to the Christmas benefit concert at organization for five years. In the Vatican, Grammy-winning that time, approximately 150 singer Lauryn Hill launched into people have donated their hair, an unscheduled tirade against said owner Todd Bailey. Bailey said Kelly’s donation priests who abuse children, Daniel Bickley/Argonaut according to news reports is unique. “We don’t have a lot of Sunday. guys that donate. He’s the sec- Stylist Shannon Galloway holds up more than a foot of Kelley McDaniel’s hair Saturday at Fantastic Sam’s Hill read a statement criticiz- ond one that I can remember,” hair salon in Moscow. McDaniel donated the hair to Locks of Love. ing the church and its leaders he said. during the Saturday night con- In 1995, Kelly was involved government agencies, Kelly and Kelly’s choice for donating cert, where she was a featured in a trucking accident that per- Kim now attend college as full during the holiday was no acci- performer. manently disabled him. time students after coming dent. Several Italian newspapers Nine surgeries, two rods and Share the love: across financially difficult times “I would like to donate a wig on Sunday ran translations of 16 screws later, Kelly discovered www.locksoflove.org in the wake of Kelly’s accident. as close to Christmas as possi- a way to repay the people who the statement, which was deliv- Kim watched on as her hus- ble,” Kelly said, whose hair has helped him. ered in English. They quoted her band received his haircut, leav- the potential to make two full “I was looking for a way to and we have been blessed to ing him with the shortest hair as saying there was “no accept- wigs. “The gift would be very give back and I discovered have the opportunity where we he’s had in 10 years. able explanation for defending special for a child, to go back to the church.” Locks of Love,” Kelly said. “It can both go to school,” Kim said. “You have a neck!” Kim said. just clicked because there’s not a “I never thought I would be “If I could just trade him hair, I’d school with new hair.” THE ASSOCIATED PRESS lot I can do, not being very able to go to school like this,” be a happy camper,” Kim said, Both Kim and Kelly hope the mobile. But I’m capable of doing Kelly said. referring to the thickness of the publicity from Kelly’s donation Get a life. this. I mean, I can grow hair.” Thanks to financial help from hair. will encourage others to give. Kelly’s wife Kim said the cou- Write for the Daily ple strongly believes in the con- Evergreen. Call cept of Karma and has found 335-1140. blessings with the situation. “Fate worked out well for us 121503 p05,06,10 life yizatch 12/14/03 9:18 PM Page 2
6 | MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 LIFE THE DAILY EVERGREEN Farrelly Brothers’ comedy sticks in reviewer’s mind
Megan Albertus paralyzing stagefright. come to the conclusion that Daily Evergreen staff Eventually Walt persuades their emotional bond tran- Bob into accompanying him to scends their fleshy one and ith the 1996 release Hollywood so he can follow his they truly can’t survive without of “Dumb and bliss and become a movie star. each other. W Dumber,” quite possi- Upon their arrival, the While endearing and gently bly the funniest film ever broth- funny, some may deem this made, the Farrelly Brothers ers are Comedy Farrelly film bland in compari- established themselves as the faced son to past works. duel masters of the comedy with Stuck On You This is not to say, however, genre. the Rated PG-13 it is a subpar film. They bitch-slapped the harsh Now Playing at In actuality, “Stuck on You” boundaries of good taste, and reality the Village Centre Cinemas boasts solid performances and became synonymous with that Grade some very clever moments. gross-out humor and outra- there The Farrellys are able to geous antics. aren’t a execute the difficult premise of They established a loyal lot of B conjoined twins marvelously, fan-base, which, embraced casting due to the expert performances their better films and weath- calls for conjoined twins, but a of Damon and Kinnear. ered their weaker ones. chance encounter with Cher Their synchronism is amaz- While certainly not their (who plays herself) lands them ing, as is their comedic timing. worst film, the latest cinematic a role on her television show. Damon isn’t an actor tradition- offering from the Farrellys is Unaware that hiring them ally associated with comedy, decidedly different from what was gimmick to get the show but he proves himself adept in their fans have come to expect. canceled, Walt becomes the art of sustaining laughs. In the tamer, more moder- enthused at the prospect they Kinnear, who is significant- Photo courtesy Twentieth Century Fox ate “Stuck on You,” audiences might have a future in ly older than Damon (this is Walt Tenor (Greg Kinnear, right) takes to the links with brother Bob are treated to fewer fart jokes Hollywood. addressed in the film), also (Matt Damon) close behind. and a lot more heart. Meanwhile, a subplot involv- shows just how funny he can Starring Matt Damon and ing Bob’s longtime Internet love be. Greg Kinnear as twins con- interest plays out rather well, Despite its lack of memo- joined at the liver, “Stuck on with a little help from Walt. rable moments (think the hair You” follows the adventures of In due time, Bob longs to gel in “There’s Something the duo from their home in return home, but Walt is reluc- About Mary” and the landlady Martha’s Vineyard all the way tant, thinking he’s found fame. scene in “Kingpin”), “Stuck on to Hollywood. The realization sets in that You” is consistently funny — A liver is apparently all they they both can’t pursue the lives not rolling-in-the-aisles funny, have in common, as Bob they want if they remain con- but more of a keeps-you-smil- (Damon) and Walt (Kinnear) joined. ing kind of funny. couldn’t possibly be more dif- At Walt’s urging, they begin “Stuck on You” also is the ferent. pondering whether or not to only Farrelly film to date that Both are short-order cooks, undergo the risky separation a younger audience can attend but Walt yearns to become an procedure. and enjoy just as much as actor, while Bob suffers from However, Bob and Walt adults. 121503sports 12/14/03 8:59 PM Page 1
Editor: Andrew Logsdon | 335-1140 | [email protected] The Daily Evergreen | Monday, December 15, 2003 | Page 7 Letter to the editor Dear Tyler Proffitt, Before you delete this email for fear of its negative content, I would like to begin by making it clear that this is NOT a hate letter. I do not hate you, nor do I hate your column in The Daily Evergreen. I don't despise your style of writing, or the topics on which you discuss. Most importantly, I do not despise your ability to voice your opinion and take advan- tage of the 1st amendment, which was fought hard for to ensure us the freedom of speech and of the press. After reading your article today, I feel that the "Anti- Tyler Proffitt Club," whoever they may be, should re-exam- ine themselves and the meaning behind such an organization. After they realize the Kevin Nibur/Daily Evergreen insignificance of their petty Scott Lunde and Lawrence Turner take a moment getting up after Turner tackled Lunde in the third quarter. complaints and the club in general, they should rename their group. I think the "Anti- Constitution Club" seemingly fits nice. I know that freedom of speech is a touchy topic; however, why should one be Hard luck Lunde penalized for speaking their mind when it truly brought no After losing scholarship ed badly to put on a good show physical or mental damage to for the coach who had originally human populous? to OSU, Lunde made recruited him to play at Oregon A tale of two halves All of my life I have wished name for himself State — Mike Riley. that I could say it like it is, So when offensive coordina- with no care to what other tor Mike Levenseller pulled Stephen A. Norris First six games people might think of me, or Daily Evergreen staff Lunde after he ran the wrong judge me as. Instead, I keep route, and told him he would sit 10 receptions for 166 yards (16.6 yards per game) controversial opinions bot- Coming into the Oregon the rest of the half, the scene got about as ugly as Mount St. tled up so that I might pre- State game, the Cougar football Last five games team had just one loss and Helens in 1980. vent others from being boasted a No. 6 ranking in the “I exploded, and we just 29 receptions for 405 yards (57.9 ypg) offended, or looking at me nation. Everyone seemed giddy started yelling at each other,” differently. Well, the truth of over what the team had done Lunde said. “(Levenseller) is * Lunde did not play in the season opener against Idaho the matter is that it is impos- thus far and the prospect of the type of guy that will fire sible to please everyone. what right back at you, but he’ll win If getting your opinion out might Dec. 30 every argument.” It was that one game that take a coaching job in the NFL there satisfies YOU, that is come. Lunde’s mistake allowed seemed to summarize Lunde’s and Dennis Erickson was hired HOLIDAY BOWL quarterback Matt Kegel to be all that should matter. And I But career at WSU. by Oregon State. Lunde said he Scott sacked on the play. After it hap- “The second half of the sea- guarantee there are plenty of No. 14 pened, Levenseller pulled had planned on going to Oregon Lunde son I knew I wanted to do good,” people out there who enjoy WSU (9-3) Lunde out and shouted, “You’re State, but never made a verbal wasn’t said Lunde, who will earn a commitment. The Beavers were reading your column, myself giddy. vs. done!” Lunde said he was told included. to check his attitude. degree in sociology this May. “It the only Division I-A school that Lunde was a homecoming with Oregon If the "Anti-Tyler Proffitt was grate- No. 5 Texas He did, and when you think made an offer to Lunde, and he State and Coach Riley. It was a Club" wants to argue that you ful to be (10-2) about Lunde’s career, its hard to said he was unfamiliar with the game I wanted to play well in. whole recruiting process. are offensive, then I feel com- on a team 5 p.m. ever doubt the guy’s desire for that had football. But that’s when I had to come “My mom told me that they pelled to state that their club Qualcomm Stadium, San back with the right attitude.” had switched up the scholar- offends me. And who is going been so Diego Lunde caught eight balls successful; TV: ESPN (24) that day for 110 yards, nearly Lunde had to check his atti- ships,” Lunde said. “I was like to do something about what still, he equaling his season output in tude five years ago when he was ‘Oh, so now what?’ ” has offended ME now? wanted to one half. He also had two touch- nearly denied a chance to play Lunde knew he wanted to I suppose I should go out contribute more. The senior downs, equaling his career out- Division I-A football. Riley had play Pac-10 football just like his and start an "Anti-Anti-Tyler starter and wide receiver had put in one half. His play helped recruited Lunde to play for the father Stan, who transferred Proffitt Club," but unlike caught just 10 balls for 166 bring the Cougars back from a Beavers when he was in high from Colorado State to play at some individuals, I just don't yards so far during the season. 25-14 defecit at halftime, as school. That offer was taken off have that much spare time On top of that, Lunde want- they won 36-30. the table as soon as Riley left to See LUCK, Page 8 on my hands. However, I did feel the need to write to you and offer a bit of encourage- ment. I say keep on doing what you've been doing all along, Cougars rough up Grizzlies and don't worry about what other people think. You pos- Freshman Den Boer improved to 5-2 for the first sess a quality others wish time since Saturday Upcoming Men’s they could find in them- has season-high 1997-98. The selves. night on birthday Grizzlies MEN’S basketball games And just like that guy’s dropped to 3- BASKETBALL demo tape ... jeez I guess From staff and wire reports 5. some people can't handle a Idaho at WSU, Dec. 20 at 2 p.m. The WSU men’s basketball WSU vs. little constructive criticim. Randy WSU at Fresno State, Dec. 22 at 7 p.m. team walked away with a 64- Green led Idaho WSU at Gonzaga, Dec. 28 at 7 p.m. Have a good Holiday! 50 win against Montana WSU with 18 2 p.m. WSU at Stanford, Jan. 2 at 7 p.m. Saturday. Friel Court, Pullman WSU at California, Jan. 4 at 5 p.m. Ashley Downes-Taylor The Cougars won their UCLA at WSU (Spokane Arena), Jan. 8 at 7 p.m. freshman, fashion design third-straight game and See ROUGH, Page 8 USC at WSU (Spokane Arena), Jan. 10 at 1 p.m. .. \ , .. ". (','"'' r •• , '" ' ( • ~ 't') j ~ • , ' ~ _ l' .. I".. ... 8 I MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 SPORTS THE DAILY EVERGREEN ROUGH "Boy did he give us a continued from Page 7 lift. It takes some courage to take shots in big situations and points and senior Marcus Moore chipped in 17 points he made them." and seven assists. Moore moved into 15th place on the Dick Bennett WSU all-time scoring list with WSU men's basketball coach, on 1,163 points and passed Steve freshman Lance Den Boer Harriel and Vince Hanson. Cougar freshman Lance Den Boer celebrated his 19th birthday with a season-high throws, clutch big shots and 11 points. good rebounding down the "Boy, did he give us a lift," stretch." WSU coach Dick Bennett said WSU sealed the victory of Den Boer. "It takes some after making 9-of-10 free- courage to take shots in big throws in the final 1:12. situations, and he made From the three-point line, them." WSU made 8-18, while Despite holding Montana to Montana shot only 1-16. 18 points in the first half, Montana's Kamarr Davis WSU committed a season- scored 17 points and sopho- high 19 turnovers. more Kevin Criswell added 14. ''We have some work do to WSU earned its first win in against the zone and in terms Missoula since a 54-53 victory Kevin NiburjDaily Evergreen of taking care of the basket- on Dec. 11, 1984. The Cougars WSU point guard Marcus Moore keeps the ball away from leu defenders in WSU's 73-52.victory over the ball," Bennett said. "In spite of lost their last two games at Horned Frogs Dec. 5. that, we had clutch free Montana.
LUCK UA few years ago continued from Page 7 there were some balls I would hesitate to go WSU and his uncle Chris who after. But now, since played at Oregon State. He took an offer from the Cougars to I had a such a late walk-on in 1999, knowing it start, I feel like I have would take some time for his chance to come. to get every ball out "Coach Levy told me this there." would be the hardest thing I MAZATlAN would do," Lunde said. Scott Lunde Puerto Vallarta, Acapulco, ~ It turned out Levenseller WSU wide receiver Cancun, Bahamas was right. r With no scholarship money, Lunde tried to curb his budget. Lunde finished the season as He admits he's never bought a the top non-starting receiver, Starting At ' book for school. In the off-sea- catching 30 balls for 364 yards. When You're Home son, Lunde started his own But when the 2003 season business selling sno-cones to began, Lunde didn't see too , In Spokanew.• make extra money for school, many balls thrown his way. It It's Your 2nd Home! During the season, Lunde had got to the point where Lunde to impress coaches while play- planned on asking if he could $719~t~~OJ ing on the scout team. There play on special teams. He just MonJWed:Live Music were times when he felt no one wanted to contribute, any way was watching, but Lunde dedi- he could. ' EARN FREE cated himself and knew if he "The passes thrown my way TRIPS! did, he'd eventually earn that were few and far between," scholarship. Lunde said. After the third game of the That was until the Oregon State game. Lunde is now the 2002 season, Lunde was finally second leading receiver on the awarded the scholarship - team. He's nearly tripled the ,1-877·460-6077 Thursday: College Night nearly three years after he was amount of passes he caught Discounts & Free Food denied one. Lunde quickly during the first half of the sea- . emerged as a consistent receiv- son. Though Lunde is just one Traveling From Bpm - 10pm er, earning the nickname "Sure- game away from ending his Cougs hands Lunde." career - that seems as ifit just For Over Friday & Saturday: Dancing @ 9:30pm "I was hungry and excited to started - he wouldn't trade it play," Lunde said. "A few years for anything. 2Decades! ago, there were some balls I "Having to do it the hard 211 N. Division • Spokane • 509·742·8940 ,would hesitate to go after. But way has made me a better now, since I had a such a late player," Lunde said. "You start, I feel like I have to get learn how to go after some- , every ball out there." thing and stick to it."
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Garcia, Gil Meche and Joel sports s Pineiro; and catcher Ben Davis. WSU players honored GUillen agrees to Tejada signs six- deal with Mariners year deal Orioles Dunning.After earning first- mention and also named him Five Cougar players, team honors from The to its '100 Best Players of2003' NEW ORLEANS - Infielder NEW ORLEANS - Former one coach recognized Sporting News, Rivals.com list. Derting was also listed on CarlosGuillenagreedSundayto a American League MVP Miguel named Dunning First-Team the All-PaG-10 teams at the $2.5 million, one-year contract Tejada agreed Sunday night to a by national media All-American. Dunning was same site and at ESPN.com. with the Seattle Mariners, a deal six-year contract with .the also recognized as an Derting racked up 82 tack- that allows him to make an addi- Baltimore Orioles, leaving the From staff and wire reports Honorable Mention on the All- les and 6.5 sacks in his second tional $900,000 in performance Oakland Athletics for a team try- America team of season as a starter. bonuses. ing to rebuild. Players and coaches earned Collegefootballnews.com. The Other Cougars who have Guillen, a 28-year-<>ldswitch- The deal is worth $72 million, more naional recognition this same site plus ESPN .com earned awards are cornerback hitter, had been eligible for salary according to contract information weekend as several Cougars named Dunning to theAll-Pac- Jason David, safety Erik obtained by The Associated arbitration. received honors from media 10 teams. Coleman and defensive end D. He hit .276 last season with Press. Tejadamust pass'a physi- outlets. Dunning made 27-of-30 D. Acholonu. seven homers and 52 RBis, rais- cal to finalize the contract. In his first season as a head field goals this season and also T~ada, 27, hit .308 with 34 Collegefootballnews.com i.ng his batting average for the coach, WSU coach Bill Doha holds a school-record 334 named -niiVlO ~as"an "pal-- fourth strai'ght season. He was home runs and 131 RBisin 2002 career points, including three was named the Pac-10 Coach America Honorable Mention limited to 109 games became of to help the Ns win 103 games straight 100-point seasons. and the AL West. After the sea- of the year by ESPN .com. and also listed on its 'Best inflammation of the pelvis, Sophomore linebacker Will rum son, he won the MVPhonor. Doba led the Cougars to a 9-3 100' list. David and Coleman Guillen played shortstop and Derting continued to bring in But last year he slumped to a record this season and their made the All-Pac-10 team at third base last season, and in pre- the accolades. .278 averagewith 27 homers and third-straight bowl game in as Collegefootballnews.com and vious years also playedsecond. Collegefootballnews.com 106 RBis, striking out 65 times many years. on the ESPN.com list with Five Mariners remain eligible named Derting on the AlI- and drawing53 walks. The awards are piling up for arbitration: outfielder Ichiro America t.eam as an honorable teammate Acholonu. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS for WSU placekicker Drew Suzuki; right-handers Freddy
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10 | MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 LIFE THE DAILY EVERGREEN The dirt on 2003’s putrid albums or every spectacular, life- has an idea, one that will cata- when Depeche Mode were still an overall practice in general affirming album released pult this convent of cocky cau- on heroin? Obviously not. putridity. Listen at your own F every year, there are at casian musicians to a new level Dedicated to composing risk, and may the master-lords least 500 stinkers with of superiority. music perfectly suited to the of Mesopotamian metal (what- absolutely no redeeming value His idea is to christen the backdrop of a medieval joust ever the hell that means) be whatsoever. band with a name that will competition, Chinchilla mount with you. As a result, below is a list of ring through the annals of their sucky steed of sound and CDs that were recorded, hyped hard rock ride into the sunset. Whether The Austerity Program and exhaustively promoted by history; a you join them or not depends on — Terra Nova EP — well-meaning executives, only name that your tolerance for music that Hydrahead Records to be harangued by a jaded col- will should have rightfully been Oh, tiddle-tee-dee! This band lege writer and relegated to instill released 15 years ago. And your has song titles that are all use as coffee table coasters. fear in tolerance for bands called screwy! The first track is called Cheers! the “Chinchilla.” And your tolerance “Song 8,” which is odd in its own hearts for pretentious album titles like right, but adding to the fun, track of com- their Madtropolis. number two is called “Song 4”! Chinchilla — Madtropolis peting path to If you can get past these mis- Isn’t that crazy? — Metal Blade bands; a infamy. givings, however, Chinchilla will The fun doesn’t stop there, OK, so imagine you are try- name But then provide a warm, supple layer of however. ing to get a band going. But not Grant that will they pick up sound for you and your hesher Ever wished you could just just any band; this outfit is ensure a their instru- buddies over the holidays. have a robot take out your going to combine the cryptic Purdum ments, and Commentary reputa- trash? Well, the Austerity images of late ’80s-era Iron tion of the ball is Melechesh — Sphynx — Program do one better, leaving Maiden with the vibrant pop respect dropped. Osmose their simple, milquetoast beats sensibilities of Clay Aiken. among their peers. The songs Finally, a band with enough to a drum machine. And for the But there’s a problem: some- What name will bring such blow like a guts to depict a winged mule rest of the record, you’ll be wish- one needs to come up with a blessings for the band? Why with a pharaoh’s head on the ing they left the vocal duties to a name! Chinchilla, of course! record cover! similar machine, one construct- As ensemble members fever- That’s right, Chinchilla. But that’s not all. ed to not sound annoying. ishly attempt to conjure the As members of Morbid Angel In the liner notes, members Oh, am I supposed to be eval- most kick-ass moniker ever and Cradle Of Filth kick them- of Melechesh describe their uating this CD? Here goes: This bestowed upon an up-and-com- selves for not naming their band humpback music as “Mesopotamian metal just might be the pinnacle of ing metal band, they become “Chinchilla,” the underground whale rising devoted to the immortality of futility; the audio king of excre- frustrated. Inventing transcen- metal scene braces for the above the mankind” (and you thought ment mountain. Listen at your dent music is easy enough, but attack of a band named after a ocean surface, Liam Gallagher was full of it). own risk ... and that’s not this band-naming business is small rodent. Armed with a The music of Melechesh GRANT PURDUM IS A SENIOR COMMUNICATION MAJOR. HE hard work ... name so enthralling, so appro- the only prob- itself, mind you, is so bad it CAN BE CONTACTED BY PHONE AT 335-1140 OR BY E-MAIL AT Luckily, the quiet, autistic priate, it would seem Chinchilla lem. Did members of Chinchilla could pierce the walls of a cast- [email protected]. THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS COLUMN ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF THE STAFF OF drummer raises his hand. He would face few obstructions on ever listen to hair metal back iron outhouse, so here we have THE DAILY EVERGREEN OR THOSE OF STUDENT PUBLICATIONS. 121503p02,11,12,15 12/14/03 8:48 PM Page 3
THE DAILY EVERGREEN NEWS MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 | 11 Insurgency will continue Afghans develop Capture of Saddam new constitution most likely will not The Associated Press end to anarchy.” end Guerrilla revolt But arguments at the start KABUL, Afghanistan — of the convention over The Associated Press Afghans offered solemn Karzai’s authority exposed prayers and hopeful songs the difficulty of securing BAGHDAD, Iraq — The from children Sunday as they agreement on the country’s capture of Saddam Hussein, kicked off a landmark consti- first post-Taliban charter. eight months on the run and tutional convention — a key The gathering comes two found hiding in a hole beneath step in the two-year drive to years after a U.S.-led offensive a two-room mud house near stabilize the battle-scarred drove the Taliban from power his hometown, was unlikely to country. and is supposed to pave the destroy the anti-U.S. guerrilla Security was tight in the way for landmark presidential insurgency, U.S. and Iraqi offi- capital, with sharpshooters on elections slated for June. cials said Sunday. rooftops and hundreds of sol- Many of the men wore fine Saddam was captured diers lining the streets, after silk robes, some with western Saturday night in Adwar, a warnings from the U.S. mili- suit jackets slung over them. village 10 miles from Tikrit. tary that Taliban militants Yellow, burgundy and cream might try to attack the con- By early Sunday, only hours KRT/DETROIT FREE PRESS colored turbans jutted out vention. before news of his capture was from the crowd. Female repre- Coalition Commander Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, left, and L. Paul Bremer, Some 500 delegates — announced in Baghdad, a sentatives arrived in all- U.S. Administrator in Iraq, are backed by photos of Saddam Hussein from village mullahs to enshrouding burqas, but took massive blast killed at least 17 as they report his capture Sunday in Baghdad. Western-educated exiles — them off once inside. Iraqis, mostly policemen, and gathered under a huge tent Delegates, diplomats and injured 33 at a district police radios or other communications those areas are deeply tribal, here to hammer out a new reporters were patted down office in Khaldiya, a town west devices in Saddam’s hideout, with pockets of Muslim extrem- constitution in a traditional for weapons and explosives as of Baghdad. suggesting he had not been ism and the traditional suspicion loya jirga, or grand council. they entered the tent. Also Sunday, a U.S. soldier directing the insurgency as of outsiders. They are expected to spar Officials hope the constitu- died south of Baghdad while some had speculated. U.S. troops are routinely over the role of Afghan tion will produce a govern- trying to disarm a roadside “I believe he was there more referred to as “infidels,” “nonbe- women, Islam’s place in poli- ment able to repel the resur- bomb — a specialty of the resis- for moral support,” Odierno lievers” or “Crusaders” in that tics and the sharing of power gent Islamic militia and its tance. said. “I don’t believe he was region. Such terms carry heavy in a nation accustomed to allies — an effort that could “We do not expect at this coordinating the effort because religious connotations in an Arab fighting over it. get a boost from Sunday’s cap- point in time that we will have nation whose 25 million people Their former king urged ture of former Iraqi leader I don’t believe there’s any had been fed a daily fare of anti- a complete elimination of those national coordination.” them to overcome the deep Saddam Hussein. attacks.” Lt. Gen. Ricardo U.S. propaganda. ethnic divides left by more Saddam ruled Iraq for 23 Iraqis also view themselves Omar Samad, a Sanchez, commander of the years and for most of that time than two decades of conflict. spokesman for the Afghan U.S.-led coalition forces in Iraq, as a bastion of Islam and pan- his Baath Party regime was Arabism. And that view had “The people are relying on Foreign Ministry, said told reporters. largely secular. That history you and you should not forget Saddam’s arrest by U.S. “I believe that those will been bolstered of late by Saddam had led some observers to sug- who has switched tactics, trying them,” the 88-year-old former forces “is a warning to all the continue for some time. But gest the post-Saddam insur- to align himself with Islam monarch, Mohammad Zaher other outlaws who are at with the cooperation of all of gency was instead drawn from after his defeat in the 1991 Gulf Shah, told the assembly. “I large” like bin Laden, Taliban the Iraqi people and our coali- among Muslim insurgents who War. hope you will try your best to chief Mullah Omar and rene- tion I believe that we are now were fighting, not to restore Whether rooted in secular- maintain peace, stability and gade Afghan warlord much closer to a safe and Saddam to power, but to oust ism or religion, Saddam’s popu- the unity of the Afghan people.” Gulbuddin Hekmatyar. secure environment,” Sanchez the Americans on religious larity in the Sunni-dominated “We are set to determine For U.S. officials pushing said. grounds. areas of Iraq has outlived his the future of the nation and of the process, Afghans’ experi- Maj. Gen. Raymond The insurgency has flared regime. His image as an unwa- coming generations,” ence could provide lessons for Odierno, commander of the 4th primarily in the so-called Sunni vering champion of Arab rights President Hamid Karzai said Iraq, where American admin- Infantry Division troops that Triangle west and north of and a brutal enforcer of law and in a speech. “This constitution istrators have faced an even captured Saddam, said his Baghdad and in the capital order still find resonance among will guarantee the rights of all tougher task in drawing up a forces found no telephones, itself. Except for Baghdad, Sunni backers. Afghan people ... and put an constitution.
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12 | MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 NEWS THE DAILY EVERGREEN Americans celebrate capture E. coli damages Sadam’s nabbing gives country, people gathered around Adrienne Pittard said she had a Spanaway water televisions, shaking their heads and hunch something was up. Her hus- U.S. citizens something smiling as they watched footage of band, a member of the Fort Hood- The Assoicated Press to talk, cheer about the scruffy, bearded man some based 4th Infantry Division, whose thought would never be caught. soldiers captured Saddam at an SPANAWAY, Wash. — Thousands of residents The Associated Press Kristin Williams, who lives in Iraqi farmhouse, had told her and some businesses in this Tacoma suburb suburban New Albany, Ohio, said there was going to be “some big stocked up on bottled water to get through the CHICAGO — First, Americans she found it fitting that a man she operation” during the weekend. weekend after they were told their tap water was tainted with E. coli bacteria. watched as his statue fell in considers a coward was found hid- “I was just really excited After the problem was confirmed Thursday, Baghdad. On Sunday, many cele- ing in a hole. because now that they got him brated again as news that U.S. the state Health Department and the Rainier “Still, it’s sad to see someone in maybe my husband will be coming forces had captured Saddam View Water Co., which operates the Southwood home a little sooner,” said Pittard, Hussein spread across the country. that state of affairs. He looked like a Water System, scrambled to alert about 10,000 who has been living with her par- In Dearborn, Mich., a heavily caged animal,” said Williams, 36. residents and a number of affected businesses. Arab suburb of Detroit, people “Going to church, he was one of the ents in Southport, N.C., while her A written notice from the company urged cus- danced in the snowy streets, bang- people I prayed for, too.” husband, Zeke Pittard, is over- tomers to boil water before using it and to drink ing drums and waving Iraqi and The news was particularly sweet seas. bottled water. American flags. Signs near Fort for some Iraqi Americans. “Finally, the real work in Iraq “We are doing all we can to eliminate the bac- teria from the water system,” it said. “We will Hood, Texas, thanked the base’s “You know what they should do? can begin,” she said. notify you when you no longer need to boil water.” troops for making the capture. A Put a statue of Bush,” said Habib Some, though, were wondering how successful that work will be. The notice said the problem could be resolved cheer went up at the New York Jets- Iradily, a 37-year-old truck driver by Monday. Pittsburgh Steelers football game from Detroit who fled Iraq to Saudi “He’s caught, but what do we do now?” asked Lamont Frazier, a 30- A handwritten note on the door of a shuttered after part of President Bush’s Arabia in 1991. McDonald’s restaurant on Highway 7 attributed announcement was broadcast over For Alan Zangana, a Kurd who year-old from Boston who specu- lated that the capture would win the closure to technical difficulties. the stadium loudspeakers. fled Iraq in 1981, the phone started Bobby Singh, who owns a Chevron gas station President Bush “an extra million “Merry Christmas. This is a nice ringing at his Chula Vista, Calif., in the same building, said he had no customers Christmas — we got him,” said home early Sunday with people votes.” Friday or Saturday. Naomi Jipping, a teacher in sharing the news of the capture. Others doubted the capture “Everybody sees the signs and just turns Columbus, Ohio, who digested the “I have been waiting for this for would end the violent opposition away,” he said. news over coffee at a 24-hour diner. the last 35 years,” said Zangana, that has led to the deaths of at least No illnesses had been reported by Friday. “A lot of people aren’t going to be in director of Kurdish Human Rights 315 U.S. soldiers since Bush Officials with the Health Department and the fear anymore.” Watch in the San Diego suburb of El declared major combat over on May company could not be reached for comment over In homes and stores across the Cajon. 1. the weekend. 121503 opinion/KB 12/14/03 7:21 PM Page 1
Editor: Amee Brunton | 335-2290 | [email protected] The Daily Evergreen | Monday, December 15, 2003 | Page 13 Condoms make the family holiday festivities he Christmas get-together Christmas identifiable. I first came across a with my mom’s side of the party would pack of Tums, then some dental T family is easily my have been so floss; next was a packet of Advil, favorite part of the holidays. genuinely some laxatives, a toothbrush, a Without a doubt, it is the high- Mexican that bouncy ball, Bengay, Band-Aids, light of my Christmas season. President Bush a friendship bracelet and, finally, I could wax poetic for hours would have a large pile of condoms. about this holiday tradition, but sent the INS to My five cousins and I are by one memory stands out distinctly kick down our no means naive, but we were all from the others. Even when I am door without a a little surprised. old and most recollections have warrant and Perhaps Auntie Kristen felt begun to fade, one particular perform a beat- Ben the need to emphasize contracep- gathering with these relatives down-deporta- Hawken tion since over half of us kids will remain clear. tion combo. Commentary lived away from home. Or maybe I refer to this day as “The My aunt’s she just needed something to fill Condom Piñata Incident.” efforts to fill the the top third of a paper mache The background story on this piñata, however, went unfulfilled donkey. particular event is a novella all until the day before our family I will admit I am glad it was its own, but suffice it to say, my gathering, when she found her- her that went around her office aunts and uncles decided to have self at work and short on time. commandeering office supplies. If a Mexican-themed Christmas Being the legendarily my dad had been given that dinner, complete with post-meal resourceful woman she is, she same task, we would have been festivities. That meant a lot of decided to go around her work- gleefully diving for staplers, obso- Corona. But it also inspired my place and fill this traditional lete printer cartridges and Auntie Kristen to bring an Mexican centerpiece with what “Boeing!” bumper stickers. authentic piñata. she could find around the office. By this time next week, I’ll be In no time we were singing I should mention that my diving headfirst into the most along to “Feliz Navidad.” If you aunt works at a doctor’s office. recent surprises from this year’s are anything like my family, that Fast forward to the night of piñata. Let’s hope my uncle the means lip-syncing during the our party: jeweler is the one who fills it up verses and then belting out the The piñata is finally broken by this time. choruses when they go back to its ninth attacker — my dad — BEN HAWKEN IS A SENIOR PRE-LAW MAJOR. HE CAN BE singing in English. and the contents begin dropping. CONTACTED BY PHONE AT 335-2290 OR BY E-MAIL AT If we had been able to tune in As we rushed in for the loot, the [email protected]. THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS COLUMN ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF THE STAFF OF “Telemundo” on the satellite, our specific items became quickly THE DAILY EVERGREEN OR THOSE OF STUDENT PUBLICATIONS.
letterto refrigerateafteropening Charles Morley | The Daily Evergreen theeditor Sports commentary not written by a fan Editor: Ah, The Daily Evergreen. All week it provides us with current issues in a broad range of fields. But once a week it plagues us with ignorant sports commentary, with subtle attacks by the author against various football players. I find this very ironic since the Evergreen has a letters policy which states “Letters and commen- taries should focus on issues, not personalities. Personal attacks ... will be considered unsuitable for publications.” Why then does the Evergreen publish columns containing per- sonal attacks? As a WSU senior and Cougar fan, I find these articles upsetting, especially since the author claimed street to be the best Cougar fan. But he contradicts this claim. A true fan would be happy that WSU offers talk deals on tickets such as the sports pass, not argue that the pass is a waste of money. The Daily Evergreen went into As for the commentary on the the newsroom to find out team’s defeat in Seattle, how could what the Evergreeners had a true Cougar fan turn on his team to say. Grant Purdum Stephen Norris Jonalynn McFadden like that? Sure it was frustrating, editor football reporter Life editor but put away the umbrella, fair- weather fan, and enjoy the ups and What do you want downs like the rest of us true fans. I can hardly wait for the criti- from Santa? “An industrial-sized “I want to be in the “I want a lap dance cism that will surely come after the crate of burnable next Paris Hilton sex from Santa. Ho ho Holiday Bowl. But for me, and sev- eral others, we’re proud of the CDs. It’s time to put video.” ho.” team — win or lose. the record labels out of Joe Pechtel business.” senior, zoology
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Page 14 | Monday, December 15, 2003 Phone: 335-4573 The Daily Evergreen 101 Roommates 105 Apts. For Rent 115 Unfurnished Apts IIndex 2 rmmts for spacious house. 5 min. walk to campus, all utils pd. incl. 100 RENTALS phone, W/D, DW, off-st. parking, some storage, NS, NP. First & last + 200 REAL ESTATE $300 dep, $415/mo. (360)582-0180. 1 cool, fun M/F rmmt. for spring for 2 EMPLOYMENT bdrm. house. Close to bus, behind 300 Dissmores, big rooms. 334-6092. 400 FOR SALE Lg. master bd. in new townhouse, walk in closet, DW, W/D, low utiliites, $350/mo. Great for grad student. 500 TRANSPORT 332-2818. Julie or Kevin. ERVICES 2 rmmts. needed for spacious rms. 600 S Lg living rm, 1-1/2 baths, W/D, $280/ mo. Near rec center. 432-3923. NOTICES 700 1 F for spring semester. Wheatridge Condo, near bus, own room, W/D, How to place cable internet, $280/mo. 332-6729. an ad in COUGAR CREST APARTMENTS The Daily Evergreen: Roommates wanted. Call 334-6028. 105 Apts. For Rent All prices based on a three- 1 F rmmt. to share 3 brm, 2 ba. near line minimum: bus. $300/mo., DW, W/D, great One day view. Golden Hills, 334-5788. $1.80/line per day Nez Perce apt. Quiet area, serious Two-four days or grad student pref. Tidiness essen- tial. Call 338-3726, ask for Firas $1.50/line per day Five-14 days M/F for 3 br. Quiet, studious, NS, pets ok, W/D, DSL, on A rt, 5 min. to $1.15/line per day campus, $220mo+1/3util. 332-0933 Fifteen+ days Nice 1 br in 4-plex. Avail. Dec. 15. 1 rmmt. for cute house on college hill Quiet neighborhood. Range, refrig, $1.00/line per day for spring semester, lease ends in W/S/G pd. NS. $395. 334-2703. May, $350/mo. including water & Deadline 2 p.m. for the sewer. 338-4880 following day’s edition. 1 room avail. in 4 bdrm. apt. Great The Daily Evergreen location, 5 min. to downtown, 2 min. 113 Murrow Hall to campus & bars. Call 332-4827. Pullman, WA 99164 1 rmmt, spring sem, for 5 br house. 5 120 Rooms min. walk to campus, DSL, DW, (509) 335-4573 W/D, cable, $300/mo. 332-4611. Lovely room in cute, cozy duplex. In- dependent lease, quiet, free W/D, $235/mo, residential, Military Hilll, exc. grad housing. No pets, no W/D, DW, driveway, garage, DSL + smoking, avail mid-Dec. $260/mo. + util + phone $70/mo. 334-2233. $260 deposit. Call (509)999-7953. 105 Apts. For Rent College Crest Apartments Houses CLASSIFIEDS now renting, starting at $215. 130 2 bdrm. apt. DW, coin-op laundry, www.tellcopm.com/collegecrest 5 bdrm. house, huge living room, WORK! quiet area, avail. January, $490/mo. very nice, on bus line, avail. January Call 332-5069 1, $1375/mo. Call 332-5180. RENTALS Share my house. 2 rooms avail. ASAP. All appliances furnished and utilities pd. Must be non-smoker. Al- 101 Roommates bion, $400/mo., $200 deposit. Call 1 F for spring for nice 3 br house. 332-8505 DSL pd, W/D, close to campus/bus, rent + utils, deposit paid. 332-5539. 135 Condos F for 2 bdrm. Summerhill apt. spring 3 bdrm, 2 ba., close to WSU and bus Free high-speed internet, last mo. pd, route. All appliances, parking, $307/mo+1/2 utils. 332-1930 $775/mo. Call Abeer 208-310-9551 1 F rmmt. for spring to share 2 bdrm. 140 Duplexes 2 min. to rec center, 10 min. to cam- pus, $270/mo. Kathleen, 332-4360. 3 bdrm., 2 ba. nwly remod., Lg. 1350 M/F, NS for 3 br, 2 ba. W/D, DW, in- Nice, lg 1 bdrm, $350. Laundry on sq. ft. WD, DW, W/S/G pd. 7 mo. + ternet, on bus rt, pets ok, $217/mo + premises, water/trash pd. Also 1 at lease. $725/mo.509-432-9089. 1/3 utils, W/S/G pd. (360)632-1509 $300. Both clean & good cond, easy 20 min. drive to Colfax. 334-2848 Quiet, private studio on Gladstone; 1 rmmt. needed for 3 bd., + study at furn. or not; $360/mo., avail. January 1 bdrm. apt., near campus on Maiden 1. NS, NP. 332-4923 or 432-3766. Cougar Crest. $333/mo. + sec. de- Lane, no pets, avail. January 1. Call posit. Free desk. Call 333-5375. 332-2279 or (509)595-5272. Nice, quiet 2 bdrm., 1 ba., W/D, NS, F rmmt. for 3 bdrm. Providence Ct. NP, garage, part. furn., W/S/G pd., 1 & 2 br. apts. avail., on Pioneer Hill. $600/mo. + dep. 334-5101. apt, avail. January 1 thru May, right on Pet-friendly, walk to WSU, $415 & bus rt., DW, $295/mo. 332-0163. $515/mo. (208)882-1732. Cookie Cutter Apt? Not! Spacious 2- Bare Naked!! We’re losing our shirts Rmmts. for 6 br, 3 ba house, College Clean 2 br, 1 ba apt. Laundry on-site, br, main flr. of 1930’s house. Close to Hill, 6 prkg spaces, sauna, DW, our prices are so low, and now when Lg. 3 bdrm. apt. 2 baths, close to dwntwn, bus. Lndry, DW, $565 incl. you sign a lease you will receive a gift on bus rt., quiet location, cvrd prkng, W/D, pool table, $385 incl. water/ avail immed, no pets, $431/mo. (509) bus, W/D, avail. immediately, some util. Avail early Jan. 332-4760 sewer, cable, DSL, phone. 332-8723 certificate from a major retailer. When $675/mo., deposit paid. 332-6924. all required deposits are paid you will 531-4333 days; after 5, 334-9260 3 bdrm, 1 bath. DW, W/D hook-ups, receive another gift certificate. Call near bus stop. No dogs, $700/mo., Rmmt. needed, apt. close to cam- ******************************************* 1 bdrm. apt., close to campus, pus, $312/mo + 1/2 util. Partially fur- now to schedule an appointment to available now Call 332-5069. view one of our great apartment www.kipdev.com W/S/G, hot water pd., $410/mo. nished, 334-5959. Sec. paid. 206-818-1659 Nice, quiet 3 bdrm., 1 ba., carport, homes. With spacious floor plans, ******************************************* Jan. rent paid. M rmmt needed. lots of closets, and close to campus. DW, W/D hook-ups, N/S, avail. Jan. $333/mo. Cougar Crest Apt. Availa- Apartment Rentals 332-8622. Large 1 bdrm. apts., low utils., exc. 1 br basement apt., walk to campus & 1, 2004, $700/mo. Call 332-8470. ble Jan. 1. Call after 3pm 280-5469. downtown, garage space avail., quiet location, on bus rt., $385/mo. Call 2 bdrm., great location near campus, 8am-6pm, 332-7704. area. $400/mo. (360)654-8872. 2 rmmts. for 3 br. bsmt apt. 5 blocks Large 1 bdrm. apt., $385/mo., avail. W/D, water/sewer pd., pets OK, from campus, W/D, fireplace, low December 25, W/S/G paid, on bus 110 Furnished Apts. blue prkg permit, avail. after 12/20, util., avail. now 334-0442, leave msg. rt. Call 336-9443. $575/mo. 432-1625 or 332-2732. M/F Rmmt needed. $300/mo. 1/3 Quiet, nice studio apts. by engineer- Avail. Jan. 1, 2004: 5 min. walk from util. Cable tv, DSL. Near Dissmores. ing bldg. Effic. heat, parking, storage, WSU, 3 br. unit, W/S/G pd, NS, NP, Night 332-5498. W/D. 334-4407. Avail. Dec & Jan. W/D, off-st prvt prkg. Dep., 1st & last, $945. 334-1262 or 1-800-791-7979. 2 M/F rmmts. for 3 bd. W/D, $315/mo. last month & dep. paid. 5 115 Unfurnished Apts min. walk to campus. 332-6273. 145 Subleases M rmmt(s), NS, part. furn. 4 br home, 1 bdrm. apt. Country living, quiet, 10 2 br., 1 ba. apt. 2 streets below all appl, $300/mo, near bus, utils pd min. from WSU. Heat, water, garb., Greek Row, 10 min. walk to campus, except phone, no pets. Golden Hills. elec. incl. Sat. dish avail. NS, NP. small off st. parking, avail. mid Dec - Call 336-9386 or (509)662-7251. $465/mo. Lease. 334-3932. Aug. $250/mo. + util. 509-307-4093 1 F rmmt, 2 br. apt. on Campus St. 1 M/F for 3 br house, 1 min. walk to $350. Off road parking, W/D, newly campus. Pking., avail. Jan., 1st mo. remodeled, contact Tori 332-2991. rent only $200. 360-670-6608. 1 rmmt. for big house on Military Hill, 1 F rmmt needed for 4 bdrm house. on bus rt., $300/mo., utils. paid. Right off greek row, W/D, DSL, park- Call Jason (425)232-7592. www.midwayproperty.com ing. $310/mo. Call 332-0806. Check out our great 1 & 2 bdrm. apts. 1 M rmmt. for 2 br in CCS. Own bath, for next semester. Close to campus. 2 bdrm. CCS apt. W/D, DW, AC, on walk-in closet, vaulted ceilings, W/D, Call 332-2151 or 509-595-7273 to express bus rt., avail. mid-Dec. or $375/mo, deposit pd. (208)301-3911 make an appt. to view them. Jan., $719/mo. Call 332-1936. 121503p02,11,12,15 12/14/03 8:10 PM Page 5
THE DAILY EVERGREEN NEWS MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 | 15 Early releases fail to rein in prison costs The Associated Press “It’s a big number,” said Dick increase by about 940 inmates But the law does not apply to it because it will save the coun- Van Wagenen, Gov. Gary or more. county jails. ties a lot of money.” OLYMPIA — The state has Locke’s criminal-justice policy One factor could be a new State officials suspect that It’s not clear how often granted early release to more adviser. “And it comes at a time law that was intended to slow some drug offenders, during that’s happening, or how much than 900 inmates this year to that the Legislature has little in prison-population growth. plea bargaining, are seeking to it could affect prison popula- cut costs, but the Corrections reserve.” Senate Bill 5990, approved serve their sentences in state tions. Department is still expected to The proposed increase is just before adjournment in prison, anticipating a shorter A bigger factor is the refusal ask the state Legislature for a linked to an unexpected surge April, was considered a money- stay than if they went to the of cash-strapped county jails to budget increase of about $100 in the state prison population, saver. It increased time off for county jail, where most sen- accept certain inmates that million. and a resulting increase in good behavior for certain low- tences under one year are they traditionally did accept, Corrections had been supervision of former inmates. risk inmates, mostly drug and served. inmates who are now sent to expected to save millions of Earlier this year, the state property offenders, and allowed “If you’re looking at nine to state prisons instead, Fallen dollars with the early releases projected its average prison them out of prison early. Under 12 months in jail ... you can and other officials said. and by eliminating supervision population would hold firm at the new law, eligible convicts send them to prison and they’ll At issue are people who vio- of several thousand former about 16,460 inmates through can cut their prison time in half. do less time,” said David Fallen, late their Corrections inmates. Its $1.2 billion budget 2005 due to changes made by State law previously let prison- executive director of the state Department community-super- was still expected to increase — the Legislature. The state now ers reduce their sentences by Caseload Forecast Council. vision requirements and are but not by $100 million. expects that population to about a third. “Prosecutors may be going with required to serve more time.
145 Subleases 301 General 305 Parttime 715 Found 755 The Ticket 1 br, 1 ba., to subliease, avail. 12/22. SUBSTITUTE SENIOR CITIZEN VAN The Spokesman-Review Newspaper The following items were found on $380 dep., $380/mo. Pets ok, 310- DRIVER - $7.31/hour. The City of has early morning car delivery routes Pullman Transit buses: Dark blue 1090. Pullman is taking applications for Sub- opening soon in Pullman. Ideal job earmuff, FSHN 461 lab manual, 9 Holiday Bowl tickets. stitute Senior Citizen Van Driver. for husband and wife team or room- Smashing Pumpkins book, plastic Face value, $44. 1 rmmt. for 4 br., 2 ba. at Cougar Must be 21 years of age. Qualifica- mates to share. $450+ gross/month. bag w/clothes, cloth leopard print Call 334-0832. Place. Cvrd prkg, DSL pd., W/D, tions include possession of a valid Also available: Part-time substitute cap, blue umbrella, Starbucks water $382/mo., avail. Jan., close to cam- driver’s license and an excellent neeeded during Christmas break. bottle, black nylon eyeglass case, 760 Travel pus. (509)952-6893 or 338-4882 driving record (no tickets in the past 509-334-1223. Chevron mug, Whizmate calculator, ***ACT NOW! Book 11 people, get Quiet, clean 1 bdrm. apt. close to bus three years), ability to lift 20 pounds, leather work gloves, soccer trinket, DELIVERY. Deliver newspapers, ear- 12th trip free. Group discounts for 6+ route, 10 min. walk to campus, avail. first aid and CPR certified, and pos- black felt hat, name tag (Igor), keys, www.springbreakdiscounts.com or January, $350/mo. 332-0798. session of or the ability to obtain a ly AM, car route in Pullman. Must be black sweatshirt, Nike sweatshirt, dependable & have reliable vehicles. 800--838-8202. Close to campus, right on “B” St.: 1 Commercial Driver’s License. Experi- misc. gloves & stocking caps. Items $550-600/month. Good job for be- bdrm. apt., avail. ASAP, $410/mo., ence working with senior citizens can be claimed at Pullman Transit, fore school or work, great for hus- cheap utils. Call (509)953-0460. preferred. Applications available at NW 775 Guy St. (332-6535) until City Hall, Human Resources Depart- band and wife teams, extra income. 12/1/03. After 12/1/03, items can be Rmmt. for spring. Last mo. & deposit ment, S.E. 325 Paradise, Pullman, Leave msg, (208)882-8742, Tribune. claimed at the Pullman Police Dept., pd., walk to class, W/D, DW, high- WA 99163. Closing Date: December or by calling 334-0802. speed internet, $350/mo. 332-3618 26, 2003. E.O.E. FOR SALE 1 br. apt., near downtown on bus 725 Announcements route, laundry on site, avail. Dec. 15, EARN BIG $$$ $385/mo. 334-0562 or 332-8897. Do you need extra money to actualize 410 Computers Want to build muscle and lose fat? We have ephedra and andro at 2 bdrm house, W/D, fenced yard, your dreams of an education, while AMD 2400+, 256MB, GeForce4, BodyOpus. 209 E. Main, 334-0726. pets allowed, o bus route. Avail now, still affording some of the luxuries you 40GB HD, CD-ROM, Card Reader, $650/mo. 334-6767 deserve? If you have “The Right KB & Mouse - $450; LCD Monitor Musicians, Poets, Performers Rmmt for Nice 2 bed., 2 ba. apt. Stuff,” you can earn $500-$800 $290; CD-RW $50; R-Tech Systems, Monday, open mic night at Rico’s, Ethernet, W/D, DW, AC. Off st. park. working a minimum of two shifts each 334-9433, www.rtechsys.com 8:30 pm. Pullman’s oldest licensed Express Rt. $360/mo. 869-5582 week. We are now interviewing for establishment, 200 Main. 332-6566 dancers, hostesses, and beverage 430 Furniture $243/mo. 1 bd, 2 ba, 3 male rmmts., servers at: Your licensing needs? Military Hill, DW, W/D, parking lot, State Line Showgirls Moving Sale: Washer & dryer $200; pullmanlicensing.com right on bus rt, NP. 509-432-3352. “A true gentleman’s club” executive desk $75; computer desk Spacious 1 Br. apt. $385/mo. Walk located in Stateline, Idaho. $25. Call 333-8060. FRESH FRUIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS Christmas special, bus leaves for Se- to campus. Avail. January. W/D, No exp. nec. We train! 18 and older. WSU Fruit Sale December 12 & 19 attle on Dec. 19 at 1 PM from the parking. 509-366-2438. Call Stateline Showgirls (208) Dining table w/2 leaves Fridays only from 12:00 - 6:00 pm CUB, round trip only, call 334-1412. 777-0977 anytime after 3 p.m., seven 8 cane-back chairs, chrome legs. Many varieties of apple & pears 1 block to bookie, top C St. 1 bd. days a week. $150 OBO. 332-4849. Price =50 and 60 cents/pound house, prking, avail. 12/21. Rent Tukey Orchard on Airport Road 795 Movie Listings starts 1/1. $355/mo. 509-334-2848. The Country Store. Buy-sale-trade. Hiring all shifts for next semester, pre- New and used furniture, futons, beds, 1 bdrm apt., 1 ba.. 10 min walk to vious Dairy Queen experience prefer- dressers and etc. Open 7 730 Personals campus. W/S/G pd. Heat incl. red, apply in person, 1485 S Grand, days/week, 11-6. 205 NW Whitman, Avail. Jan, $420/mo. 334-7640 332-1611. 334-1300. Pickup service available. Several bachelors 38-52, slim, edu- cated, well mannered, seek similar Lg. 1 bdrm. apt., close to campus & ladies. [email protected] express bus rt., avail January. $400/ PULLMAN SCHOOL DISTRICT is New blue desk chair, wicker chairs, mo., first mo. rent free. 332-6399. accepting applications for the follow- dresser, new large desk 4-sale, call Kim @ 334-7095 2 br near campus. Huge windows, ing position at Pullman High School: W/D hk-up, DW, carport, $625/mo, Registrar/Attendance secretary. Posi- 460 Textbooks avail. Jan-June. Call 334-2896. tion open until filled. Call 332-3584 for application packet. AA/EOE Cheap Textbooks! 160 Storage Visit dailyevergreen.com JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! to Buy and Sell Various sized storage units avail, cli- • Paid Training mate controlled, controlled access, • Signing Bonus RANSPORT good rates, call 332-5180. • Money for College T Openings Available for Students, REAL ESTATE Graduates, and GED Holders. Call 515 Autos the National Guard Today! 1-800-GO-GUARD 1993 Mazda MX3. 118K mi., New 205 Houses tires and battery, $1999 OBO. 10 THE ULTIMATE SUMMER CAMP Sony CD changer, 208-310-9055 4 - buyers, 4- sellers, view all listed JOB! Female and male counselors 1993 Ford Escort Station Wagon. properties in Whitman County. needed for a top summer camp in Very good cond., includes snow tires. www.pullmanrealty.com Maine. Top Salary, room, board, 125K mi. $1,900. Cecilia 334-0666. Coldwell Banker 332-4567 laundry, clothing and travel provided. Must love working with young people 210 Mobile Homes 2000 Ford Mustang. Stick, blk, 26K Need a ride to the west side of the and have skill in one or more of the mi., exc. cond., $10,500. Under ext. following activities: archery, arts (ce- Mts? $40 round trip. Call Brian Good vibrations call it home. 1 bd, 1 warranty, incl. 4 snow tires. 336-9233 333-8129, cell: 206-949-8555 ba, fenced yd, Pullman, pets ok, ramics, stained glass, jewelry), bas- $3900 cash or owner fin. w/$500 ketball, child care specialist, canoe- 590 Automotive ATTITUDE FOR MEN down, $175/mo. (208)882-3993 ing, kayaking, rowing (crew), dance butterfacewear.com (tap, pointe, jazz), field hockey, golf, butterfacewear.com MPLOYMENT gymnastics (instructors), figure skat- butterfacewear.com E ing, ice hockey, horseback P175/70 R13 Snow Tires and wheels. riding/English hunt seat, lacrosse, Used one season. $200/OBO. Call 301 General digital photography, videographer, Jennifer 332-4196. piano accompanist, pioneering/camp NOW HIRING!!! Bernett Research in craft, ropes/climbing (challenge SERVICES Moscow is looking for people who course) 25 stations, sailing, soccer, seek the following: softball, tennis, theatre (technicians, • Good Pay: $7.00-$9.00/hour set design, costumer), volleyball, wa- 695 Miscellaneous • Flexible Scheduling: Morning, after- ter-skiing (slalom, trick, barefoot, For all of your gift giving needs. noon/evening, and weekend shifts jumping) W.S.I./swim instructors, Please check out now available. windsurfing, also opportunities for www.cougarwear.com. • Friendly Office Atmosphere nurses, HTML/web design and sec- Conduct market research surveys via retaries. Camp Vega For Girls! Come the telephone. NO SALES IN- see us at www.campvega.com. AP- NOTICES VOLVED! Stop by our office in the PLY ON OUR WEBSITE! Fill out the Eastside Marketplace or give us a call online application, e-mail us at 710 Lost at (208)883-0885. [email protected], or call us for more information at 1-800-993-VE- Lost: Car keys and remotes. PULLMAN SCHOOL DISTRICT is ac- GA. We will be on the Washington Toyota & GMC. Lost around Beasley cepting applications for the following State University campus on February Coliseum on December 4th. Please positions: substitute bus drivers. 2nd in the CUB for information and in- call 332-5206. REWARD OFFERED. Training/driving instructions provided. terviews from 10am-3pm. No appoint- Positions close: Friday, 12/19/03 ment necessary. Come see us and Lost phone, blue and black Sam- Call (509)334-3911 for application find out more about Vega! sung. Lost near greek row, on 12/6. packet. AA/EOE Call AJ at 334-1389. 1.6 IMONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2003 KICKING BACK THE DAILY EVERGREEN --~------~------~------~------~------wierdw8clt¥andjustplain middleman for a California-based Administration said earlier this able immediately to as many Richard Leutheuser; a design- Manufactured fish wee\<..that it won't regulate the consumers as possible." er and builder of swimming pools company, and investigators said he did nothing wrong, aside fro{11 fish because tropical aquarium Joe Diaz, president of 5-0 who dabbles in providing donat- having an unlicensed home busi- will light up tanks fish are not used for food pur- Tropical, said the company has- ed body parts for science, says he's working with this St. Louis ness. City zoning rules also bar AUSTIN - The nation's first poses and don't pose a threat to n't seen such interest in a fish in suburb to find a location where the storage of business invento- genetically engineered house- the food supply. its 43 years in the ornamental zoning allows his sidelight busi- ry in a residential area, whether hold pet, a zebra fish that glows With the FDA's decision, and -fish business. ness. "they're body parts or Whatever," fluorescent, could be swimming barring a federal court order, the Singapore scientists gave the Leutheuser's business sur- said Dan Niebaum, Kirkwood citY in fish tanks sooner than expect- GloFish will be legally marketed in naturally black-and-silver zebra faced last month when FedEx . planner. ed. . every state except California, the fish a fluorescent red glow by workers opened leaking pack- Yorktown Technologies, which only state that regulates geneti- inserting a sea anemone gene. Leutheuser has told the citY ages bound for his home and is marketing the Florida-grown cally engineered fish to protect its he would move that business to found an arm and two legs, each fish, said Thursday that 5-0 native fish populations. a site commercially zoned, Man to stop selling limb wrapped and placed in dry Tropical and Segrest Farms "Public demand for GloFish Niebaum said. ice. would begin shipping limited fluorescent fish has been extra- donated body parts Leutheuser said he was a THE ASSOCIATED PRESS numbers of the fish to some ordinary, even greater than we locations because of high con- had anticipated," said Alan KIRKWOOD, Mo. - A man sumer demand. The fish are to Blake, co-founder and CEO of has apparently promised authori- be available nationwide on Jan. Yorktown Technologies. "In ties he'll stop storing and broker- 5. response, our distributors have ing human body parts out of his Crossword The Food and Drug decided to make these fish avail- home. 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