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S m all house closings fill residence, halls by Tony Hurtig The Office of Campus Life has Other problems the Campus next year if it is necessary. To that students will approach her At lottery time last year many been plagued by problems since Life office has been faced with date there are a total of forty two with their ideas. Suggestions LU students began to see their September. Dean of Campus Life * iclude the housing of 28 Fox empty beds on campus, six for such as an increase in the 1980-81 housing plans deteriorate Richard Agness is working with 'alley Technical Institute males and thirty two for women, number of blocks, quads, or due to the elimination of small his Assistant Dean, Cathy Hyde, students along with I>awrentians. with four on co-ed floors. suites on campus are being houses. and Rosemary, both of whom are Most of the men at the Technical What the future holds for on- considered, but student interest Sixty seven more students new to the Lawrence ad ­ Institute are living as in­ campus living at Lawrence is not is important. The LUCC Housing occupy residence halls as of first ministration this fall, to sort out dependents in the fraternity very clear. Cathy is happy with Committee has not yet convened, term this year than they did third and attem pt to solve these houses, which are now below the lottery system now being but one member, Senior Susan term last year. The influx of problems. Many of the problems their carrying capacity. The used but feels that some Shepherd, informally tossed out a students into dorms appears to be facing this triumvirate are due to women studying at the institute revamping is necessary. In the few ideas such as the possibility a consequence of the shutdown of communication difficulties are located in Trever, Colman, spring, upperclassmen may of co-ed freshman floors and a the small houses. Plantz, and Kohler halls. begin reserving their spaces for directory for off-campus housing Cathy and Rosemary also had ’81-’82 with a contract similar to to help students find inexpensive to deal with approxim ately an apartment lease, specifying places to live close to campus. twenty five to thirty students the period of occupancy, The voicing of ideas such as moving within and between regulations regarding privacy these is encouraged and will be dorms during the week of Sep­ and personal or public property, discussed form ally by the and other logistics. Housing Committee and brought tember 22, eleven days before Cathy is also proposing a to the attention of the Office of each dorm submitted an official change in the policy of assigning Campus Life for more careful head count. Cathy was forced to rooms for freshmen, along the consideration. Cathy hopes for put a freeze on all moves until the lines of allocating rooms on a increased student participation head count was completed on first come, first serve basis as and feels that without it, little can October 3. Now that the tally is well as with regard to the be done to improve campus life. complete and records of empty questionnaires each freshman She is also enthusiastic about the beds due to ‘no-shows’ are of­ completes with his application future of dorm life at Lawrence ficial, the ‘freeze’ is no longer in for housing. and feels that it is an important effect. Cathy plans to reserve the With regard to alternative part of the liberal arts ex­ right to implement such a freeze living spaces, Cathy is hoping perience.

Sem inar planned Five experts on the economy, W alter speaks for cam pusl i f e estate planning, tax laws and by Tom Woznicki is through participation in extra­ charitable giving will present a curricular activities. Walter RAYMOND, former residence house. Photo: Marc Hoy Last Tuesday evening was an one-day seminar on personal occasion for Lawrentians to hear pointed out that the very The Office of Campus Life has alleged to have occurred during financial planning Saturday, Oct. one of this university’s best- existence of an Office of Campus 11, at Lawrence University. reacted to the present pinch on the transition period between known alumni - Professor Life underlines this university’s housing space by increasing the former Associate Dean for The purpose of the seminar, Emeritus George Walter. The commitment to a strong and potential capacity of residence Residential Life Bruce Colwell’s according to Stephen A. Hirby, theme for the talk, which was varied extra-curriculum. We halls and filling them to 97 per­ resignation and the assumption Lawrence’s associate director of sponsored by the Office of cannot, he declared, be satisfied cent oapaoitv this fall as onoosed of his position by Cathy Hyde. development, is to help par­ Campus Life, was “No Man is an with receiving an education, but to only 90 percent last spring. Bruce Colwell apparently left ticipants make tne most of their Island.” rather we must pursue an Turning once public dorm incomplete and insufficient financial resources in today’s A 1936 graduate, Walter education. economy. The session will begin areas into rooms has helped to records of the promises and received a B.A. in English. He Walter pointed out that increase capacity. Two lounges formal agreements which he at 9:15 a.m. in Harper Hall of the had participated in a number of illumination of the lives of have been converted to rooms in made with students at the end of Lawrence Music-Drama Center, extracurricular activities, in­ mankind is an admirable goal of Colman and Plantz, and guest last year concerning housing 115 N. Park Ave., and end at 3:45 cluding athletics and theatre. He an undergraduate. He submitted, rooms are now being occupied by matters such as off-campus p.m. was a member of the 1934 however, that through par­ students in Plantz and Trever. So permission. Cathy and Rosemary Information about cost and championship football team, and ticipation in an extra-curriculum, registration may be obtained far residents have not voiced plan to work closely with Dean was an all-conference selection in through giving of ourselves and complaints regarding the private Agness in the future to try to from Hirby at 735-6553. that year. sharing our talents with our The speakers will be James D. use of their public facilities. avoid such problems. Walter opened his address with fellow students, we will not Dana, the John R. Kimberly merely illuminate, but glorify % verse from Dr. Seuss’ poem, Distinguished Professor in the “ Henry McBride,” making the mankind. It is the giving and American Economic System at point that, like many Lawrence sharing of ourselves and our H onor Council Lawrence; Judith C. Murphy, freshmen, McBride wanted to talents, he says, which will make vice president, M&I attempt many vocations and a liberal arts education into a Management Corp., could not decide on an emphasis. rewarding and “glorious” ex­ exhorts students Milwaukee; Winton A. Walter pointed out that, as perience. Schumaker, a CPA with Professor Walter closed his challenge for the entire com­ President Warch emphasized in Like any other campus address with the words of John munity, not just the Honor his matriculation address, un­ organization, the Honor Council Donne: “ Ask not for whom the Council, whose only really active certainty in selecting an is regularly accused of not func­ bell tolls - the bell tolls for thee.” function is to tell you just what we The LUCC Dormitory educational focus is not one of the tioning as it should. Students and The “bell,” he said, is a call for are telling you now. Anyone who Representative elections will “seven deadly sins.” faculty alike complain each year all of us to assess our talents, and claims to know of gross violations be held on Wednesday, Oct. Professor Walter told the story that under the Honor System to share these talents with our but does not report them is 15, from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 of Jim Duncan, a prison “lifer” rampant cheating, plagiarism, fellow students, through himself contributing to the p.m. Nomination petitions who submitted himself for and other academic “crime” athletics, student government, problem. The Honor Council are still available at your several series of excruciating goes unchecked. “It happens all music and drama. By par­ cannot begin to act on violations residence halls or the LUCC medical tests during World War the time,” any one of us might be ticipating in extra-curricular it has not been informed of. It is Office. II, so that hundreds of thousands heard to say, “ but the Honor activities, we might be able to Council never catches anyone.” that simple. of American lives might be saved from dread diseases. Duncan, surpass a goal of mere Well, this is at least partially We realize that reporting a true. The Honor Council does not fellow student is difficult. Indeed, Schumaker, Romenesko and in fact catch anyone. We mem­ it may seem to be the most Associates, Appleton; Neil J. bers do not wiretap dormitories, dishonorable thing one can do. McCarty, partner in the plant cameras in exam rooms, or We encourage those who suspect Kaukauna law firm of McCarty, eavesdrop on study carrels. Our a violation of the Code to talk to Curry, Wydeven, Peeters & job is to investigate alleged the person involved and offer him Riester, and Linda J. Thoren, an violations when they are brought the opportunity to explain or attorney with the Chicago firm of to our attention. Should the admit the violation to the Honor Hopkins, Sutter, Mulroy, Davis & Lawrence Community by its Council himself. This is the least Cromartie. silence agree that plagiarism is one can do. But if you value the Dana will give a review and acceptable, cheating is fine, and idea of allowing students to forecast of the major economic the wholesale hoarding of reserve monitor their own conduct, if you trends as they apply to ac­ library books may begin at once, believe that the Honor System is cumulating, conserving and so be it. The Honor Council will important to a freer academic distributing personal assets. merely have less work to do. atmosphere and ought to be Murphy will speak on investment Should, on the other hand, preserved, you cannot merely strategies for asset accumulation someone wish to stand up and say stand by and say nothing. and retirement income in today’s “this is wrong, it insults the idea Or you can. But then don’t ever economy. Schumaker’s talk will Photo: Shayne Vogt of proper scholarship and ought complain that the Honor System deal with tax-minimizing GEORGE WALTER doesn’t work. strategies for conservation of to offend us all,” we are here, enlightenment, and engage our THE HONOR COUNCIL one’s property during life and at Walter said, had discovered that ready to listen, deliberate, and talents in the pursuit of the David Maxfield, Chairman death. men cannot be contained determine if the Honor Code has within prison walls, but that they glorification of mankind. Shelly Briggs McCarty will speak about been violated. By collectively have the ability to be free by The editors of this paper Fred Bartol lifetime and deathtime adopting the Honor Code some serving mankind. strongly recommend that Alyson Hu distributions through trusts, eighteen years ago, the Lawrence We can best serve mankind, Lawrentians attend the activities Jennifer Hager gifts, and bequests. Thoren will Community has gone on record in fair this coming Sunday, and sign discuss tax and income Walter stated, by using our support of the latter view. Roy Underhill up for the extra-curricular ac­ Kurt Wittenberg techniques in charitable gift talents to the best of our ability; The point is that making the and one of the best ways to do so tivities of their choice. Honor System work is a Carol Johnson planning. Page 2 The Lawrentian October 10, 1980

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H aen rebuts editors Pen pal plea Housing options reduced Dear EdRor, early on with his incisive and Phi Delta Theta President inspired acts of ingenuity. But his Dear Students, Last spring, LUCC announced the closing of the univer Andrew Hazucha set some rather could well be only a shooting star I ’m incarcerated in prison and sity’s four small houses. With these closings and the ad high goals for his second term in fading into oblivion before it ever would like to correspond with ministration’s persistently negative attitude toward gran office last weekend at the annual reached the brilliant heights college students; age doesn’t ting permission for off-campus residency, housing options “ Address to the Phi Delt Nation.” expected of it. Hazucha could matter, I ’ll answer all letters as Delivered amid the stench and for students have become severely limited. very well be the Comet Kahoutek quickly as possible. W RITE clutter of the Phi Delta Theta of political personalities. SOON PLEASE! THANK YOU! Students are now faced with the choice of living in a dor­ house basement, it was, as one Southern Ohio Correctional mitory or a fraternity house, or attempting to obtain off- observer stated, “a tedious Facility campus housing, which is obviously more expensive. The humdrum of putrid pig fodder; Robert Edward Strozier, 131-502 Office of Campus Life has attempted to ease the housing totally devoid of any socially P.O. Box 45699 crunch by creating more blocked areas within dormitories. redeeming qualities what­ Lucasville, Ohio 45699 Bloclcs are not in fact an alternative to dorm life, although soever.” My P.O. Box Number and Zip Fraternity analysts tend to when blocking procedures were heatedly discussed at an Code Number are the same. agree with this wag’s incisive Sincerely Yours, LUCC meeting last spring, it seemed many people were commentary. Facts are only now BOB STROZIER under the impression that these areas were furnished with coming to light which reflect the chandeliers, shag carpet, etc. degree of bungling ineptitude The patchwork solutions offered by the Office of Cam­ perpetrated by this man during pus Life are not sufficient to create the diversity in housing his first term in office. D ream recalled options lost with the small house closings. The university It has been estimated that overall Phi Delt beer con­ Dear Editor: administration needs to undertake a comprehensive sumption declined more than 17 Last Friday’s Lawrentian reassessment of Lawrence’s housing options in order that percent compared to 2nd term of profile of Dean Walsh incisively the situation not be allowed to further deteriorate. the 1979-1980 school year. After treated a subject of epic, nay: two consecutive terms of cosmic, proportions; and I promising growth, funnelating hesitate to add my small mite to showed a marked reduction not This observer hopes that the legend. But it should be noted, only in number of recorded in­ Hazucha will indeed be able to in the interest of history, that E lection Coverage cidents, but also in accuracy and recover his pre-presidency form while Dean the scholar-athlete balloon quality. Saturday night of a year ago. But his valiant was a student at Chippewa Falls In coming weeks, The Lawrentian will provide coverage Phi Delt parties have become predictions of renewed Phi Delt High School and Annie Hall was a of national, state, and local elections, profiling the can­ little more than meeting grounds dominance sound somewhat student at Chippewa Falls Middle didates and exploring salient issues. We hope to interview for late-night Lawrence in­ hollow in the wake of his School, he was her pre-teen somniacs. disastrous first term. The Phi dream. In the interest of candidates whenever possible and inform the community of The list goes on and on, and yet Taus are breathing over scholarship, I further add that upcoming political events. Anyone interested in covering the Phi Delts seem hell bent on Hazucha’s shoulder, and another when Dean, as paper boy, the various campaigns, please contact either Jim Matchefts political suicide in their undistinguished term of in­ delivered the Chippewa Falls at extension 6850 or Terry Moran at extension 6879. reelection of this student whom a cessant banality may well cause News, “Grammy” a-k-a We feel it is our job, by nature our obligation, to provide close friend has described as irreversible disaster for the “Grammie” Hall always gave the University community with fair, informative, extensive “having the creativity and fraternity long a bastion of him a large Easter tip - which coverage of the political activity which surrounds us this organizational ability of a brain­ campus debauchery. proves the universality of Dean’s damaged fruitfly.” True, year. As students, we must not resign ourselves to the BERNARD A. HAEN appeal, in this case across four Hazucha showed great promise generations. cynical indifference which characterizes the attitudes of so Humbly, many this election year. We must realize that the oppor­ JOHN BLACK tunities of the ballot extend far beyond the national elec­ tion, where we may feel the choice is somewhat less than ideal, and that through the provileges of our citizenship are Support Carter for Stealth leak we able to directly influence the course of local policy, the To the EdRor: shape of our communal lives in Appleton, our home for 3/« of As a supporter of President guest editorialist to the have us keep such projects the year. The liberal arts ideal to which we are committed Carter, I would not be expected to Milwaukee Journal has pointed secret, in which case their only demands no more and no less of us than that we care. bring up the subject of the out. “Stealth” was first “leaked”use could be in furthering a war “Stealth” aircraft project and in July of 1976, during the Ford already begun—not an unlikely the controversial “leak” thereof. administration, when general prospect with this kind of right- The entire matter is generally information on the project was wing military philosophy aiming Editor-in-Chief...... \ . Jim Matchefts considered an embarrassment to printed in Aerospace Weekly. In for the White House and the Managing Editor...... Chuck Wood the President and a strategic fact, it was not until Carter came highest office in this country. Business Managers...... Alyson Hu, Cathy Torresani blunder. But this, I maintain, is into office that the project was News Editor...... Terry Moran All bogus claims and ill-fated far from the case. The incident, made confidential. And the “inquiries” aside, the choice to Consulting Editors...... Jim Cornelius, Jeff Wisser in fact, demonstrates one of the Features Editor...... Rick Moser recent disclosure of information reveal the replacement of out­ most important reasons to Sports Editor...... Andy Hazucha contained no more details or dated B-52’s with the radar- support the President in his quest Coordinating Editor...... Sue McGrath specifics than did the original fooling “ S tealth” was both for re-election. Areospace article. Editorial Assistance...... Lee Ester politically moral and peace- Quick to pick up on what Photo Editors...... Arnold Lau, Marc Roy Furthermore, what good is a promoting. Furthermore, by seemed a severe military Layout...... Shayne Vogt, Nancy Hayes, Tad Smith, military development if keDt leap-frogging the B-l bomber, mistake, Ronald Reagan charged Sam Elkind, Greg Mierow secret? When publicized, it soon to be made obsolete by (with rather poorly-masked glee) Reporters...... Debra Pope, Amanda Hanson, John Blaser, serves as an impressive “ S tealth” technology, the Bryan Torcivia, Larry Domash, Tom Skinner, John Schmid, Patty that the “Stealth” program had h? if t0 war’ eliciting President has diverted military Quentel, Tony Hurtig, Jack Beals. Fred Bartol, Jim Cheng, Dave been the most covert military thoughts of “We’d better not billions to such areas as Eddy, John Boas, Tim Clinch, Kim Framberg, Leslie Kennedy, project since the development of S w K W-,t!1. nhem; theV have education, energy and the en­ Cathy Thome, Bob Weatherall, Tom Woznicki, Mike Fogel, Mark the atom bomb. However, as a Stealth. But Reagan would Svendsen, Tom Barney, Deb Jaryszak, Nancy Owens, Dave Weber, vironment. As “Stealth” reminds Brian Schneider, Dianne Droster, Annie Mullin, Ann Binder, Bob­ us, Carter is the only choice for by Alexander All letters to the editiyihqì or a« « ,* » four more years of progress . . • Cartoonist...... John Schmid be witheld byrenuesandatÏLT NamPS WiU and peace. Circulation Director...... Julie Thome editorialstaff ' tke d,scr' “ °n of the Thanks for the Podium, PAUL McCOMAS October 10, 1980 The Lawrentian Page 3

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by Patty Quentel At the time of its formation, the revoked. The maximum penalty take the responsibility of en­ Lawrence University Community would be losing the right to four forcing their LUCC legislation. Council passed legislation parties in the succeeding term; Agness claimed, “We’re not clarifying areas of student life. the minimum penalty would be taking a harder stand,” but he Recently, LUCC No. 18, Alcohol losing the rights to two parties. admitted that Campus Life might in the Residence Halls, an act Few people outside of LUCC intervene if the “educational first passed by the Council 11 knew of this rule, and Dean of mission” of the University were years ago, has come under Campus Life, Rich Agness, jeopardized. scrutiny. The legislation reads in recently sent a copy of the Part of Agness’ concern in part: legislation, along with his publicizing this legislation lies in 1. Policy remarks, to Head Residents, this year’s implementation of the A. Each living unit of House Council Presidents, and new Judicial System. LUCC Lawrence, upon approval of a Fraternity and Sorority President Terry Smith said that majority of the residents of that Presidents. Agness said the the new system really “ makes unit, shall be allowed to serve memo was intended “to clarify (LUCC Policy) enforcement by Fred Bartol beer at a party in their living some of the gray areas of LUCC possible.” Compiled from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The unit. No. 18” and to make more Actually, the chances of Milwaukee Journal, The Wisconsin State Journal, and National Public A. This majority vote must students aware of the existing someone filing formal charges Radio. be taken for each party. legislation. In a recent interview, against a living unit are slim. President Carter suggested Monday that a Republican victory this C. Social groups may petition Agness expressed concern that Smith said that the original November would divide the nation “ between black and white, Jew and living units for permission to common practice has evolved LUCC policies were written down Christian, north and south, rural and urban.” Reagan in turn called use their facilities to sponsor a separately from LUCC “for the protection of the ideals of the President “misinformed and prejudiced,” and went on to declare party. legislation. Furthermore, Agness the University” , and that LUCC that as the only country capable of preserving world peace, America D. No more than four parties believes that the current No. 18 “doesn’t reflect reality, must build up its military strength. Meanwhile, John Anderson scoffed can be held in a living unit each legislation “has been an­ and is “most defnintely out­ at Vice-President Mondale’s suggestion that Anderson ought to pull term. tiquated,” but he fears that dated.” out of the presidential race and that a vote for Anderson is a vote for As the legislation stands, no “anyone can lodge a formal Until this policy is changed, Reagan. “ A vote for Anderson is a vote for Anderson,” the in­ mention is made of any alcohol complaint and nail someone students must technically abide dependent candidate said. other than beer, and there is no anytime.” by this legislation. Although working definition of what Although the legislation states Agness is concerned with com­ Jordan has established a supply line to bring food, cement and constitutes a party. If a living that “the Office of Campus Life is municating the current perhaps military hardware to the Iraqis, who are at war with Iran. unit were found to have more responsible for regulation of this legislation, it may not be current Jordan is supplying goods from India and Eastern Europe. The move than four parties during a term policy,” Agness said the Campus much longer. Students, working followed Jordanian King Hussein’s recent visit to Baghdad, the capital and a formal complaint were Life would not file a complaint through their LUCC represen­ of Iraq. The Iraqis now appear to have a firm hold on the major filed, the case would be ad­ when a residence hall or tatives, can change this Iranian port city of Khorramshar, and continue to move forward along judicated before the Judicial fraternity had its fifth party. “We legislation whenever the council a three-hundred mile front. Iraqi warplanes staged several raids on Board. If found guilty of the don’t want to,” he explained, convenes. Smith promised that the Iranian capital of Teheran this week, killing several people. The complaint, the living unit “The Office of Campus Life is not this legislation “will be looked at Iranians continue stiff resistance, and the commander of Iran’s air (defined as any of the 6 fraternity the police force of the Univer­ right away,” but that input must force has vowed to take revenge against Jordan for supplying the houses and the 7 residence halls) sity.” Instead, Agness en­ come from the students and from Iraqis. could have their party privileges couraged students themselves to LUCC representatives. Thousands marched in Paris this week to protest the most violent outbursts of anti-Semitism in France since World War II. A dozen attacks have hit Jewish homes, synagogues, schools, and businesses. One fire-bomb attack killed four at a Paris Synagogue. The violence follows fascist activity elsewhere in Europe in recent months. This summer, right wing terrorists claimed responsibility for bombing a C andidates to visit cam pus train station in Bologna, Italy, and a recent bomb blast at Munich’s Oktoberfest has been traced to a neo-Nazi group. divided among white collar served for three terms in the by Terry Moran workers (39 percent), blue collar Wisconsin State Senate from the India has received almost 19 tons of enriched uranium from Mike Monfils, former mayor of workers (40 percent), service Second District (Appleton) America in spite of its refusal to sign the nuclear non-proliferation Green Bay, is challenging in­ workers (13 percent) and far­ before running for Congress in treaty. Under pressure from the Carter administration, the Senate cumbent Representative Toby 1978. In defeating Fr. Cornell, a mers (8 percent). More than half had earlier approved the sale by a vote of 48-46. The Nuclear Roth for Mr. Roth’s seat in the Jesuit priest, Mr. Roth narrowly of the votes cast are cast in Regulatory Commission and the House of Representatives had U.S. House of Representatives took Brown County but swept Brown and Outagamie counties, previously expressed disapproval. India exploded an atomic device in from the Eighth Congressional Outagamie County by more than though the district’s borders 1974 and has been experimenting with miniature nuclear weapons. District of Wisconsin. Both a 2-1 margin. Mr. Roth spent over extend as far as Lake Superior on candidates have committed $202,000 dollars in 1978, more than the North. Generally considered West Germans returned the coalition government led by Helmut themselves to appearances at twice as much as Fr. Cornell, solidly Republican, the district Schmidt to power this week. Schmidt’s Social Democratic Party and who spent $72,000, and more than Lawrence, though no dates have elected Mr. Roth, a Republican, its coalition partner, the Free Democrats, were given a 40-vote the total amount spent by both been set. with 58 percent of the vote over majority in the Lower House of the German legislature. Schmidt’s major candidates in 1976. Mr. The Eighth District includes Robert J. Cornell, the incombent, coalition defeated the coalition of the Christian Democratic Union- Roth serves on the Science and parts of thirteen counties and the who received 42 percent. Christian Socialists Union led by Franz Joseph Strauss. Technology Committee and the Cities of Appleton and Green Mr. Roth, who is 42 years old Britain’s Labour Party is in danger of splitting up after divisions Small Business Committee of the Bay, and demographically is today, is a former realtor who between the right and left wings broke into the open at the party’s House of Representatives. He has conference at Blackpool, England. The right-wing Labourites, op­ introduced no legislation during posed to recent radical proposals, have threatened to form their own his term in office. party. Part of the controversy centers on efforts to allow an electoral Mr. Monfils, after serving one college to help select the party leader. The right asserts that such an four-year term as mayor of electoral college would be dominated by left-wingers and union It’ s Sure Nice Green Bay, became a professor leaders, assuring the selection of a left-wing party leader. at the University of Wisconsin Doing Business there. He lives in Green Bay. All passengers are safe after the Dutch ocean liner Prinsendam Both Mr. Roth and Mr. Monfils caught fire off the coast of Alaska Saturday, forcing the evacuation of have tentatively accepted in­ the 533 aboard. The evacuees spent some forty hours in lifeboats With vitation extended by the Public before being rescued. The liner is reportedly still ablaze, but in no Policy Club of Lawrence to ap­ danger of sinking. People Like You pear at Lawrence during the 'Piace, campaign. The Public Policy The U.S. Supreme court has decided to review two cases affecting Club had hoped to sponsor a future Federal regulation of business. In one case, the courts will THANKS debate between Mr. Roth and Mr. decide the constitutionality of Federal regulation of toxic substances Monfils. However, Mr. Roth, in the workplace. The specific case concerns OSHA’s regulation of 223 E. College Ave. noting that he was meeting Mr. cotton dust, implicated in “brown lung” disease among textile Monfils in five candidate forums workers, and the textile manufacturers’ claim that the current A p p le t o n , Jim Mullins during the campaign, explained regulations are too costly to be feasible in some plants. The court will that his schedule precluded a W is c o n s in also decide on the constitutionality of uniform Federal strip-mining debate here. No dates for the regulations. appearances have been set.

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The (his own College Avenue Band), crooner has a somewhat gravelly strong, silent type, it soon the man put on a show that will voice which seems to enthrall all becomes obvious that the group New M cCartney: not soon be forgotten. From the who hear it. Like Springsteen, as a whole looks to him for moment the prodigious “Weez”Wisser possesses an amazing leadership. He is an extremely strutted onto the stage, the stage presence which allows him charismatic figure, leaning over bland on the run audience sensed that his per­ to play with his audience - there is backwards while plucking his a strong bond between them. The instrument. I asked one girl formance would be Brob- bv David Weber present on Friday night about lazy to write a coherent lyric. An dingnagian in all respects. While similarities continue: while It may be tragic that Paul Bruce is an electrifying guitarist, him, and although wishing to upbeat promise for a better renowned for his outstanding live McCartney, once part of an Jeff is second only to Bob Dylan remain anonymous while pur­ future, “Coming Up”, is even gigs, the ballad-belting Briggs impetus which affected, or at House behemoth seemed to be a in harmonica performance. suing his affections, she said more nervous and mechanized least seemingly affected, man possessed on this fabulous Finally, like Springsteen, Wisser “ Nicky’s the sexiest thing I ’ve than (but equally daft as) the live millions of lives, is now the “Freitag,” playing in front of the is backed by an outstanding ever seen.” Buckingham and version released as a single in maker of frivolous pop music— home crowd. The audience was ensemble - “The College Avenue Johnson, undeniably the most this country. “Summer’s Day but he doesn’t seem to mind. rather boisterous, having primed Band.” existentially funky rhythm Song” and “One of These Days” These days McCartney can af­ itself the traditional afternoon section extant in rock today, are are at least listenable though ford to be trite. He has succeeded Happy Hour. The small dance the foundation upon which the hardly inspiring in their heavily in negotiating some of the most floor was soon packed, with other band members rest. phased wooziness. Nor are the preferential recording contracts Beals-inspired boogiers “all over As pointed out before, Jeff song’s lyrics inspiring. In “One in history and receives enormous it.” Wisser is my nominee for “ Best Of These Days” McCartney sums in royalties from the Wisser immediately set the New Vocalist of the ’80’s.” It is cornily asserts; publishing catalogs of music crowd on fire with his burning my prediction that, with his One of these days copyrights in which he invests his vocals, wild gyrations and partial outstanding ability and when my feet are on the ground money. Indeed, while McCartney strip-tease, while the band seemingly limitless potential, the I ’m going to look around may not be the most profound or backed him on such rock classics god-like strutter will become and see. visceral rocker in the world, he is as “ Not Fade Away,” “ You Can’s rock’s new Messiah. He has See what’s mine definitely the richest. Always Get What You Want,” amazing foresight, so much that See what’s there McCartney’s strength and and Elvis’ own “Heartbreak some knowledgable insiders have And breathe fresh air given him a nickname: “The weakness as a songwriter lies, of Hotel.” While borrowing almost everafter. course, in his silly love songs. all of his songs from other artists, Prophet.” All he needs now is a By far the best cut on the album little time and some exposure. It This ex-Beatle’s only proficiency the hirsute harpist unabashedly is the bluesy “ On The Way”, The band, made up of Pete is not hard to imagine some date seems to be one in churning out blazes new trails in their per­ which features some surprisingly Mahlmeister and Mike Cun­ in the near future, when, waiting hoards of light weight love ditties formance. He’s not afraid to good guitar playing by Mc­ ningham on guiters, Nick impatiently for their hero and and, indeed, sometimes novelty deviate from the way songwriters Cartney, yet his vocal on both it Johnson on- bass, and Tim idol to take the stage, 20,000 tunes which, as one critic once play their own works, confidently and the melancholy “Waterfalls” Buckingham on drums, is screaming fans start the soon-to- said, even if you hate, “stick to believing that his style is is too heavily reverberated and possibly the best-matched set of be familiar chant: “Weee-zerr, your mind like chewing gum to superior. My own personal consequently sounds disem­ musicians I have ever witnessed. Weee-zerr, Weee-zerr!!,”the bottom of a shoe,” In fact, of favorite is his interpretation of bodied. Laid back in performance, they ushering in a new age of rock and McCartney’s ten solo albums, Neil Young’s “Motorcycle Perhaps one cannot expect too subtly understate Wisser’s vocal roll, an age which will, perhaps, only Band On The Run can be M am a” at last spring’s much from Paul McCartney. prowess. Mahlmeister and recall the glorious times of the considered good, if only for its “Celebrate!” Neil would un­ Perhaps he is not a fallen writer Cunningham compliment each Osmonds, the Partridge Family, cohesiveness. Most of his LPs, doubtedly have bowed at the who once produced substantial other beautifully, trading off on and Bobby Sherman. however, are either blantantly Weez’s Falstaffian feet had he and meaningful music, but one contrived (Venus and Mars:), who, even as a Beatle, had an utterly perfunctory (Wild" Life, over all tendency toward over­ Red Hose Speedway, Wings at the done sentimental ballads and Speed of Sound), or worse yet, light-weight rockers. Few people sequined with Beatle hits in the could argue, for instance, that attempt to compensate for the McCartney was ever as talented otherwise lacking material as John Lennon, that his best (Wings Over America). lyrics are comparable to John’s It comes as no surprise, then, best. Perhaps songs like “Ob-La- that McCartney’s latest effort, Di, Ob-La-Da” or “ Maxwell’s McCartney II, is a dismal one. Silver Hammer” are more akin Recorded at home with a sixteen- track tape machine, the album is to McCartney’s style and more little more than a crude display of representative of his talent than electronic sound effects withoi/i. they were once considered to be. any structure or theme Whether or not such conjecture Submarine Sandwiches development. “ Bogey Music” , is true, what seems certain at “Front Parlour”, “Darkroom”,present is that anyone who is and “Frozen Jap ” are all almost waiting for a departure in Mc­ nothing but syncopated syn­ Cartney’s music will be disap­ thesizer noise. “Temporary pointed. At this stage of his life, Secretary” is more synthesizer the star appears to be both too junk music wrapped around an tired as a musician and too assortment of non sequiturs satisfied with his life as a family which give one the impression man to ever work hard or take that McCartney was simply too any chances again. is the biggest thing to hit the valley since the introduction of truly BIG appetites.

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H ead residents prepare for new year (Eoniurtationß coach. Mike’s wife Wendy is often by Tim Clinch Tickets are still available at the Randy Swanson, ’81, will referred to as the dawdler of the Box Office for the performance of two, and it is significant to note present his senior organ recital pianist Peter Serkin on Friday, Monday, Oct. 13, at 8:00 p.m. in that, although graduating one Oct. 17, at 8:00 p.m. in the year before her husband, it was the Memorial Chapel. In addition Memorial Chapel. Prices are to a performance of Lamen­ Mike who finally convinced her to $7.50 and $5.50 for adults, and take the big step to Head tations, a work composed for $6.00 and $4.00 for adults over 62 Swanson by Joel Martinson, his Residency. Wendy was formerly and students. Mr. Serkin will head of the Lawrence Dance program will include the Fantasy perform Three Mazurkas, Im ­ and Fugue in g minor of J.S. Company, while her present promptu in A-flat, and Nocturne interests include dancing, acting, Bach, Sonate II by Paul Hin­ in E-flat by Chopin; Aria with demith, Litanies and Postlude for and, perhaps more intriguingly, Thirty Variations (the “ Goldberg bartending at DeBruin’s. the Office of Compline by Jehan Variations” ) by J.S. Bach; and Leslie Photo: Karen Luti Alain, and the Prelude and Fuge Passacaglia by Wolpe. Lawrence Ken & Joanne on the Name ‘Alain’, by Duruflé. Box Office hours are noon to 6:00 Photo: Karen Lutz Leslie Birney - Colman The concert is free and open to p.m., Monday through Saturday. Leslie received her B.A. in the public. Ken and Joanne Bozeman Sociology-Anthropology from Trever Lake Forest last June. This young Ken graduated from Baylor vixen is interested in dramatics, University with a B.M. in voice. horseback riding, track and field, He received his M.M. in voice soccer, and gymnastics. She now Security evaluated from the University of Arizona, works at Planned Parenthood. and has served as an instructor of 'T* ^ i t be sufficient. Any suggestions music at Lawrence since 1972. by Amanda Hanson Sarah requiring a substantial amount of Last year Ken was honored as the Photo. Karen Lutz If you are a woman at outstanding young professor in funding, however, will have to be Sarah Neyhart - Ormsby Lawrence, how well protected the Lawrence conservatory. included in next year’s budget Sarah completed her self­ are you? According to Lawrence Joanne received her B.M. in allocations. designed major in the develop­ Head Residents, the Office of voice from the University of Responding to cries for “light, ment and socialization of Campus Life, the Vice-President Arizona, was production more light” on campus, Wrolstad children last spring at Lawrence. for Business Affairs and many manager of the University of states that over the past 20 years, She was the student manager of students, you could be made Arizona Opera Theater, and is the lighting system has been the food service while attending Julie Photo Kan n ¡.at: more unassailable. All agree that interested in ballet. The improved 10 times. Two years Lawrence, and now works at the amount of security presently Bozemans were married in 1976, Julie Sanvidge - Kohler ago, lights were put around the Planned Parenthood. provided by lighting, security and are expecting their first child Julie is still a student at Union and the Art Center. He guards, keys, and a new in November. Lawrence, and will have com­ believes that unless the campus emergency phone number (6773) pleted her B.A. in English after is lit up like a football stadium, can be strengthened through winter term. She transferred however, total visibility will individual responsibility. Im ­ from the U.W.-Whitewater in the never be obtained. mediate safeguards include fall of 1978. The administration feels the being aware of unfamiliar faces security guards have been doing and apporaching strangers by the job for which they were hired. asking who they are, or, more According to Harold Ginke, tactfully, if you can help them, Assistant Director of the walking in pairs at night, and Physical Plant, their job is to locking your room door. prevent fires, make sure Dormitory Head Residents academic buildings are locked, have expressed a need for a report vandalism, and answer tighter security system at distress calls. Ginke states that Mike and Wendy Lawrence. Brokaw Head students should not assume that The inimitable Sveny Resident George Smalley sees the guards have police powers, Mike Fogel - Wendy Watson recent incidents such as men they have the authority to detain Sage The perpetually prompt Mike Mark Svendsen George Photo Kurvti Lut: appearing in women’s showers as someone until the police arrive, Plantz “intolerable” and feels that but are not armed and do not Fogel was graduated on time in George Smalley - Brokaw 1979 after four illustrious years of An active member of the locking dormitories at night is a have the power to arrest Lawrence community for the Professor Smalley has taught positive step toward putting a suspects. service to the Lawrence com­ at Lawrence for sixteen years munity. While receiving his B.A. past four years, Mark graduated stop to problems such as these. In case of an emergency that and is currently chairman of the in history, Mike also found time in the spring with a B.A. in Besides a general call for might involve the police Ginke Biology. “ Sveny” was the Viking Slavic department. George’s to act as counselor, captain of the security awareness and locked suggests that students call the Room manager during his senior varied career has included such basketball team, and tutor in a dorms, the Head Residents feel new emergency number, 6773, year and was part of the security occupations as magician, juvenile home. Presently he is Lawrence needs more protection which will connect them with an personnel at Downer. He is now steelworker, commercial involved with setting yp a new painter, paint salesman, outside of the dorms. This could operator 24 hours a day. The working with the ever-punctual intramural sports program, manager of a greeting card store, be provided in the form of a more operator will help decide what Mike Fogel in restructuring which he hopes will provide an efficient security guard system kind of aid the caller needs, and Lawrence’s intramural program, manager of a warehouse, private impetus for increased student detective, window trimmer, and improved lighting in will stay with the student until the and someday hopes to find em­ participation. Mike is also manager of a parking lot, and darkened areas of the campus. desired party is reached. Ginke ployment in a health-related Captain in the Air Force. Locking of dormitories is the also mentioned that relations currently assistant basketball field. most prominent of the security with the police have been good; requests made by the Head they have always responded Residents. Thus far, LUCC and whenever Lawrence has needed the administration have left this them. decision up to the dormitory Viable plans for improving the House Councils. Kohler and current security on campus are Plantz have elected to lock their being discussed by the Campus front doors between 12:30 and Life Office. Dean Agness feels HOURS: Mon & Fri. 9-9 226 E. College Ave 6:30 a.m. Ormsby, Sage and that there is a need to coordinate Tues. * Thurs. 9-5:30; Sat. 9-5 739-1223 Brokaw will remain open; the elements of the present Colman and Trever have yet to security system, the reactions of make a decision. the students, and police These decisions reveal the fact suggestions. Agness sees the Last D ay For Full Refunds that many students do not feel Campus Life Office playing an their safety is in danger with the instrumental role in dealing with front doors unlocked. Other security problems on campus is Saturday, O c t o b e r 1 1 t h students have expressed the before they occur, instead of opinion that locking doors is not a reacting to situations only after Bookstore Textbook Refund and Buyback Policies “practical’’ solution to the the incident has taken place. 1.FIRST TWO WEEKS OF SEMESTER: RECEIPT MUST BE PRESENTED FOR ALL problem, and that money should Agness would also like to see a REFUNDS. New unmarked books or books purchased as used will be refunded at instead be invested in revamping closer association between the selling rate. New books, marked or damaged will receive used price. the security guard system. students and the Campus Life 2. THIRD THRU SIXTH WEEKS: RECEIPT MUST BE PRESENTED FOR ALL REFUNDS. Marwin Wrolstad, Vice- office. In the hope of working New, unmarked books, refunded at 10% off new price. Used or marked books refund­ President for Business Affairs, more closely with students, ed at V2 new price. IF, DURING THIS TIME, YOU PURCHASE A TEXT THEN has guaranteed that phones will Agness plans to establish an WISH TO RETURN IT, DO SO WITHIN THREE DAYS FOR FULL REFUND. soon be placed outside around Advisory Student Board of 15 SUMMER SESSION: Refunds during first two weeks only See No. 1 above. campus to be used in case of an people to assist Campus Life. 3 AFTER SIXTH WEEK: NO REFUNDS. Receipts no longer needed. Books bought back emergency. Assistant Dean of Campus Life only at wholesale prices. It is almost advantageous to you hold books for: Wrolstad and Associate Dean Cathy Hyde feels security 4. BUYBACKS: Held during Finals Weeks; dates will be announced. Books used in future of Campus Life Tom Lonnquist problems will not be solved by terms (as verified by instructor's requisitions on file) receive higher prices; books isolated physical improvements not being used are bought at wholesale. It is not wise to hold books through an extra state that they would like to see year, as an edition change can render your book valueless on the wholesale market. dorms locked 24 hours a day yet such as locking doors to dor­ Our market buyback period is at end of-school in June. mitories, but rather by an overall feel the final decision still lies 5. DEFECTIVE BOOKS: Exchanged at any time if obviously a publishing defect. with the students. Although both approach including security awareness speakers, an escort 6. IMPORTANT: Stolen or missing books. Follow these suggestions to help protect LUCC and the administration your books: Mark your books. We suggest a special mark on an inner page. One stud­ have the authority to lock doors, system, and the distribution of ent marked all his books on page 67. Report stolen or missing books to us right away. Wrolstad stated that the ad­ whistles. Give a description including identifying marks. We can then watch for those books ministration would prefer that Despite the administration’s during refund and buyback times. We cannot prosecute, but we can help with infor­ • he students passed this type of efforts to tighten campus mation for any action you may wish to take. legislation through LUCC. security, the final responsibility ALL BOOKS WILL BE RETURNED TO THE PUBLISHERS AFTER SIX WEEKS Wrolstad is expecting a still lies with the students Please buy your books as early in the term as possible. Thank You proposal for security changes to themselves; this problem can only be resolved if students make 9 5 be made by the Office of Campus New Release: Carl Sagan’s BrOCa’S Brain Life. If the desired changes are their demands for greater relatively inexpensive, then protection known to the ad­ money in this year’s budget may ministration. Page 6 The Lawrentian October 10, 1980

DEAR SUZI—Come my love and TO LIBBY AND KAREN: What we shall wander, just to see what position did you want? We do have we can find. If we only find each two extra jersies (numbers 69 and Commencement Speakers Plan Ahead! CAMPUS LIFE LINES other, still the journeys worth the 70). and don’t bother coming to ATTENTION SENIORS: A list Are you waiting to be time! Love, Sam Hollywoodlabs. Just make it to the field! And of potential commencement discovered? Entertainment a la 6773 P.S. Good Luck leave the wheelchair at home! Sign­ speakers is now being compiled. In case of emergency, call exten­ ed, The Team Carte needs you! The Lawrence DID YOU KNOW Terry Bates Anyone with suggestions, please sion 6773 for immediate assistance. University Performing Arts Coun­ has a male locked up in her room? I GIJESS^YOUR brother’s OK. contact Sue McGrath (302 Sage) by cil is now scheduling a la Carte acts Dean's Advisory Board Happy 21 Terry! But oh you, kid! And talk about Monday, October 13. Your par­ for Winter Term. Interested? Con­ Dean Agness i9 accepting ap­ cold shoulder! Never mind anyhow. HEY LOIS, where are you going? ticipation is welcomed. tact Patty Quentel at ext. 6863. plications for 15 positions on the I know; "Play games, you get Lois: I'm going to brush my teeth! COURTS Kasten Organizational Meeting Dean’s Advisory Board. The pur­ hurt.”______Three men charged with disorder­ Students interested in working pose of the board will be to advise Hey can you Zimba, Zimba, Zimba ANDY & J IM —This article is a ly conduct after being found May on Bob Kasten's Senate Campaign and counsel the Dean for Campus Hey can you Zimba, Zimba, Zie. “glorified" piece of dung . . . I 27 on the roof of a business are asked to come to a short infor­ Life in student related matters. Have you seen the boogie man? would suggest that you edit it, then building at 311 E. College Ave., Ap­ mational meeting on Tuesday, 14 Eight members will be appointed What do you put a fire out with? burn it, then, write another article. pleton, each were fined $25. Ap­ October at 9:00 p.m. in the Viking by the Dean and these will select Pink Chablis. ______Woz the remaining positions. Applica­ Six in a tent and still freezing. pearing in Outagamie County cir­ Room (where else?). If you have F IG IS —Thanks for helping tions can be picked up in Wilson Hey Lazy, breakfast in bed? cuit court were: James Matchefts, questions, please call Patty make "Artists Only” such a groat House and must be returned to Was the sleeping bag a better fit 20, Green Bay; Richard Moser, 19, Quentel at ext. 6863. success. It was fun working Glenview, IL; Andrew Hazucha, Nola Ward by Thursday, October than the knapsack? together and seeing everything 20, Arlington Heights, IL. Don’t Forget Dinner Theatre! 16. Hey whimp out, more Jim Bean? Grab a date and come to Got any sucrets? I need to stop turn out great;______Singers Sought for “ Messiah” Lawrence University’s first Dinner my “coffin.” PI PHI BURLS—Congratula­ Rehearsals for the Lawrence- Theatre on Monday night in Col- Kibbutzniks Northbound disco light show!!! tions to everyone who played foot­ Community Choral Society’s per­ man Hall dining room. The show For everyone interested in fin­ IN F A M O US 3-B Toe k F r o m ball Wednesday. We couldn’t have formance of Handel’s "Messiah" will be presented by the B & B ding out who and what the Kib­ Plantz done it without Hirsch or Caribou; began Thursday, Oct. 9, at 6:15 Mime Company; dinner will be butzniks are—Come to the grill on I miss the good times of ’79-’80. but Burly Johnson, Fighting p.m. in Harper Hall of Lawrence’s served from 5:15-6:15, and the pro­ Tuesday, October 14th at 9:00 p.m. It was the best year of my life...so Schauer, Wanta-Woman, Music-Drama Center. gram will start promptly at 6:30. If interested but unable to attend, far!!! Thank you. C.L.S. Slaughtering Slaughter, and Babs William M. Hienz, director of Lawrence students can take their contact either Josh Soffer (ext. (in her latest sportswear collection) choral studies at Lawrence's Con­ yellow activity card to the LU box 6877) •'or Elise Tepperman (ext. HI PANSY. I miss you. all came through to make us one servatory of Music, will prepare the office (open from noon until 6:00) 6847). TWO FRESHMAN Girls: heck of a burly bunch! Arrowboard choir for the Dec. 7 performance in and pick up a FREE ticket for this Spring Term Grade Point Averages Where's Trever? Lawrence Memorial Chapel. Hienz SALZWEDEL—I hear you’re great mime performance! Term ■ Term 1 Term 1 said that singers, particularly having a great time in Jolly Olde 1980 1980 1979 401—Thanks for the cake. I plan those with experience, are welcome Freshmen 2 812 2 775 ' 2 727 Londinium. Don’t talk to any to join the Choral Society. It will COFFEEHOUSE Sophomores 2 882 2 884 2 848 to reciprocate. Tony Tzu strange Arabs (are there any other continue rehearsals each Thursday, Take a study break on Sunday Juniors 3 087 3 064 3 049 WHO DOESN't FIT? kind?) Have a lager ’n lime on me. Seniors 3 158 3 133 3 124 Bruiser except Thanksgiving, from 6:15-8 night! John Mullarkey will be per­ Term M Term M Term M Term M a. James Matchefts p.m. forming in the Coffeehouse. Come 1980 1979 1978 1977 b. Andrew Hazucha down after 9:00 for great music and Freshmen 2 812 2 792 2 769 2 671 c. Richard Moser LUCC Dorm Rep. Elections home-baked goodie9. Sophomores 2 882 2 877 2 819 2 913 d. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm Elections for LUCC Dormiotry Juniors 3 087 3 035 3 043 3 034 Representatives will be held Oc­ Anderson Campaign Meeting Seniors 3 157 3 159 3 205 3 127 ERIN, where the h______is my WASHINGTON tober 15, 1980. Nomination peti­ The John Anderson for President Brave New Workshop bike? —Bill tions may be picked up beginning Campaign Members of the Fox Dudley Riggs’ Brave New UNIVERSITY Monday, October 6, 1980 at the Valley are meeting this Monday JAYNE, October 31; be there. a Workshop, one of the oldest and IN ST LOUIS front desk of each residence hall or night at 7:00. The meeting will be most successful satirical revues in -K-townies at the LUCC Office no later than 12:00 held at 120 N. Morrison (across the country, will present a perfor­ RESIN, Ireland has its potato noon Monday, October 13. There Morrison from Gimbels) and all mance Saturday, Oct. 18, at 8 p.m. blight in 1845. You weren’t there. Considering will be one LUCC Representative Lawrence Community members are in Lawrence University’s —Ding Potatoes welcome. If you have any ques­ for each residence hall, one off- Stansbury Theatre, 115 N. Park SAM HOLLYWOOD. You've me will be one LUCC Representative tions, contact Patrick Smitley, G r a d u a t e Avenue. so very sickly, 1 just wish you'd get for each resident hall, one off- Plantz ext. 6852 or Kathy Tor- Tickets, at $5 for reserved seats, out of my life. —Suzi campus representative, one rezani, Trever. are on sale at the Lawrence Univer­ B u s i n e s s representative for the Quad, and Talent Sought sity Box Office, 115 N. Park Ave. DATELINE Ml KE7 Don't take one black representative. WANTED. TALENT OF ALL Reservations may be made by call­ it personally. Apologetically. —Staff Typist S t u d y ? Mime Workshop SORTS. From Streisand impres­ ing the Box Office at 735-6749. Box B & B Mime Company, from sionists and plate spinners to dog Office hours are noon to 6 p.m. An MBA degree can build on Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, will give acts and baton twirlers. In­ every day but Sunday. any undergraduate major to The Workshop is being brought a Mime workshop on Monday, Oc­ terested? The LU Night Club plans prepare you for a meaningful here by Lawrence University's Of­ tober 13, at 10:30 a.m. in Cloak to provide a diverse form of enter­ that nip in the an must mean career in business, industry or tainment for the Coffeehouse. In­ fice of Campus Life. autumn is |ust atound the comer Theatre for any interested and approaching rapidly Luckily not-for-profit organizations. members of the Lawrence com­ terested unusual types come to an Course Change/SU Option we ve got new tall things that'll The MBA may be the most munity. Be sure to get your tickets organizational meeting Tuesday, warm your body and maybe even Last day to make class changes uplift your soul'' Why not come in relevant professional training for the Dinner Theatre at 6:30 p.m., October 14 at 4:00 — Cloak or select the S/U option for Term I and see our heavy cotton and rayon Theatre. Or contact Frank Babbitt tops textuied skirts quilt vests for your career. when B & B will present a fabulous courses is October 15. tlannel and wool pants soft andj Dinner Theatre performance. at 6878 or Julie Thompson at 6880. snuggiy dresses and our line ot I Meet a representative of the Activities Fair men s cotton shirts and jackets In | Washington University MBA Have you ever wondered about case you ve lost us through our many moves we re now at 21 7 e.ist Program. what there is to do on this campus college (lower level) right under besides study and party? No, huh!? neath beggar s tune It s really a nice place and now we have room Assoc. Dean Glenn Detrick w®w m mm Well where is your sense of curiosi­ tor more than three people in the uoob will be on campus to talk with ty and your desire to be active? store at one time We re open three evenings until nine o clock now too interested students. “Why don’t you be goin’ up to D.B.’s and drinkin' Come to the Activities Fair, Sun­ Even it you re broke stop in and day, Oct. 12, in Riverview from say hello to Meg or Neil Peter is Hate October 13. 1980 some beers, 'cause you be doin' no good around here.” out ol the country tor awhile eating pasta in Italy 8-10 p.m. and see what all the dif­ and looking around tor neat stutl to send back ■Ancient Ya-He\ Proverb ferent organizations on this cam­ but- he II return in November (probably ?00 pounds latter i with lots ot new stones and Please call the Placement pus have to offer. You may find one treats In case you missed the address. III give to your liking. The only way to find it 10 you again 271 east college |ust go into Office for an appointment. beggar s Hine but turn right and do downstairs out is to attend the Activities Fair. Until next issue Whether you plan to pursue Organizations not signed up may an MBA directly after still do so by contacting Karen graduation or would like to Lutz (413 Kohler) x6897. work first before attending business school, take this opportunity to learn about Washington University- Player of tlje W eek Washington University encourages and gives full consideration to applicants 308 East College Avenue for admission and financial Appleton, Wisconsin 54911 aid without respect to sex. race, handicap, color, creed, 414-734-1969 or national origin University policies and programs are nondiscrimlnatory

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by Vida and Spoon Division III soccer. The team Lake Foresters proved to have The Lawrence soccer team rose early the next morning, the edge in the final tally, opened their conference com­ groggy and feeling the bruises of squeaking by with a 5-0 victory. S p o r t s petition last Friday with a 3-2 the previous day, to travel South The Lawrence defense made a victory over a good Chicago to this, their next contest. The laudable effort in trying to team, avenging a 6-0 loss from coffee of an Illinois truck stop contain the quick and powerful last season. Former star Billy revived the team enough so that L.F. attack. TTie Vikings’ offense, “Kojak” Dougherty led the by game time the team was however, had difficulty cheering of the cold crowd, which riding high. The seats began to penetrating the L.F. defense, was soon warmed by some cheap fill with Lake Forst fans bearing frustrating Chuckie “Valentino” IM Program revamped refreshment. The skies darkened Bloody Mary’s, as coach Harry Esler to the point where he Hi! My name is Mike Fogel and will be given 100 points, second feigned an ankle injury for the my partner is Mark Svendsen. place 90 points, down to tenth opportunity to join a Lake Forest Together we are coordinating place descending in decrements lovely on the sidelines. Later he this year’s NEW Intramural of ten. This system places as remarked, “He who loves not program. Mark Svendsen much value on winning IM wine, woman, and song, remains (Sveny) hopes to be a medical Football as winning IM Foosball a fool his whole life long.” student, so I get to write this or IM Pool. Hopefully, the New After a few days’ rest, the article without him, despite my Way will encourage more par­ booters took the field against the complete ignorance of the ticipation in a broader range of 4th ranked team in Division II, U- English language. recreational activities. W Parkside. In theory a Division II team should be better than a In view of last week’s “View To complement more par­ Division III team, but the Vikings From the Bench,” Sveny and I ticipation, we have designed a had immeasurably more success are terribly excited about this more comprehensive program. then they had with Lake Forest. year’s masochistic IM itinerary. The New IM program will offer The Vikes, playing in front of a It will prove to be the most as many women’s activities as large and vocal crowd, managed comprehensive program in the men’s, more individual or non­ to tie the game early in the 2nd illustrious history of Lawrence. physical activities, and more half on a goal from T.J. Bolger. Provisions for pain have cer­ league play. The women’s IM The visitors managed another tainly been made. Football and next spring’s goal at the end to win the game, “ New” seems to be the only women’s Softball leagues are CHUCK ESLER Photo: Marc Roy but the day was viewed as a step word Sveny and I have in our examples of a bolstered women’s in the right direction for a vocabulary these days. The program. Intramural bridge, as Chicago scored midway “Kid” Kelderman issued his pre- Lawrence squad playing good Office of Campus Life is the new diplomacy, foosball, pinball, through the first half on a bizarre game pep talk to the team, soccer against some fine teams. coordinator of intramurals. college bowl are some of the non­ bouncing shot, their first of the despite the absence of Frankie On Friday at 4 p.m. Lawrence physical activities being offered. There is soon to be a new in­ game. Soon, however, the crowd and Reed, who were on the far hosts a rough conference op­ tramural office located in the Furthermore, we intend to was up and shouting as B.J. sidelines trying to find relief from ponent, Beloit College, in a must- basement of Raymond House. establish leagues for racquetball, Blodger ripped a shot from the pressure. win situation for both teams if Supremacy Cup competition is women’s badminton, bridge, and twenty yards out to tie the score. From the outset it was a tough they wish to stay with Lake newly organized. We have more. Lawrence, more ex­ In the second half, LU played a but well played game. Though LU Forest. Proclaimed reserve planned a new program for citingly, will be involved with control game and took the lead played a little tougher, with fullback Scotty “Chopper” women and those not as inclined intramural national competition. for good on a goal by Frankie goalie John “They call me McKean, by far the toughest to participate in team sport Isn’t life becoming more won­ “The Hustler” Meier, who took a assassin” Boas sending a Lake m arker on the team, “ The activities. We have gotten new derful? shot off his left instep that sent Forest player to the hospital. The trodden path is the safest.” equipment. There is new life. I That’s not all. A corp of his team and his fan club into am newly married. Sveny has a students to act as IM officials is unabashed delirium. Within a few new job. Life is wonderful. This being sought. We hope to improve seconds his teammates had newness means that there shall the quality of events with non­ recovered their composure, and, be no doubt as to where the partisan, well trained officials. with fifteen minutes left in the Lawrence experience places its We are looking for volunteers match, Randy “Super Spleef” emphasis. who can receive P.E. credit for Jones rocketed a hard shot into The best of the new develop­ their service. (Contact me, ext. the upper right corner for a two ments is the reorganization of the 6780, or Sveny, ext. 6779). goal lead. It was enough, as LU Supremacy Cup point system. Look to the Lawrentian for walked away with a 3-2 con­ Unlike previous years, each complete coverage of IM ac­ ference victory, their first, to go event will be valued similarly. tivities. Remember, there is no 2-0 for the season. The potential to earn points is other life at Lawrence. The team was helped by the equal for all events. First place presence of some new players, two of which, freshman Dougie Westphal and sophomore tran­ sfer Kirby “The Hulk” Ryan, Ball rolls to victory started at midfield alongside of super sophomore Chuckie Esler. by Director Barney however, Mike Fogel and Jim Also playing a great deal was FRANKIE MEIER Photo: Greg Mochalski Once again the LU courts were Piotrowski (Sage) were vic­ Tony Pericles, former Greek alive with fast-paced I.M. tennis torious over Gimbel and his Army shooting champ, who was action. Many courageous lobbers unknown partner (Delt) 7-6, 6-3. converted to fullback in order to braved the weekend’s elements In action-packed singles play, cut down the opposing forwards, to display their newly acquired celebrity Dur Ball (Trever) as does his idol, Captain “ Hat­ summer talent. Despite frost­ edged past freshman opponent chet” Lipchik. Avery “Tough bitten fingers and icy courts, the Howard Cohn (Colman) 6-1, 6-1. Guy” Burger played an able and caliber of play was again ex­ Although a bit less popular, aggressive game and Paul Women kickers triumph ceptional. Wimbledon - eat your women’s play was as exciting as “Walking Tall” Jenkins agreed heart out! ever. Only two unknown heroines with the coach’s assessment that After three seasons of The next two games are at home, The men’s bracket offered dared to enter the doubles it was a “ bloody fine match.” frustrating tie games and narrow Saturday, Oct. 11 at 1:30 against rigorous competition in both division, putting a slight cramp losses the women’s soccer team UW-Whitewater, and Tuesday, singles and doubles. At 9:00 a.m., on the competition. Of the seven But there was to be no partying finally tasted victory this past Oct. 14 at 3:00 against Beloit thirteen crazy doubles teams singles entrants, Kappy Freund that night for the victorious Saturday against Beloit. Annie College. When asked to comment subjected themselves to sub-zero and Carrie Morris were left to players. For all thoughts were Mullin and Carol Arnosti were on the upcoming action, Coach temperatures to kick off the battle for the first place T-shirt. turned to Lake Forest, perennial both assisted in scoring goals by Ted Fischer said, “The best is tournament. During the play Morris (Plantz) slid by Freund league champions and a team Ann Kohl; the final score was 2-1. cornin’ up.” Mike !! +! ?&$” Mol gave on-the- (Ormsby) 6-3, 7-6. After the ranked number four nationally in spot commentary of his match, Match, Freund perceptively and Josh “Josh” Gimbel amazed noted, “Dam , if I had played the crowd with his ability to hit better, I might have won that the ball several hundred feet * one!” straight up. Ron Kopp and Tony So ends another year of I.M. Hurtig, who received byes into tennis, and a “super” one it was. W om en's tennis attains credibility the semis, commented, “Gee, if In the words of tennis critic Dan no one shows up for our matches, Bern, “At least it’s finished . . by Barney & Kimmer we might just win it a ll! ” Finally, Lawrence’s young, inex­ 0-6, won in singles and doubles, as At an earlier invitational at U- perienced Women’s Tennis Team did Copeland. W Whitewater, Emily Copeland continued their drive to Another highlight was the was the first Lawrentian ever to & respectability with a 5-4 win over continuing adventures of Heidi win an individual championship, Ripon on Wednesday. The win “Roscoe Tanner” Berres, who as she took the consolation title. leaves the team with a 2-1 dual has to serve underhanded Unfortunately, the rest of the meet record going into Satur­ because of tendonitis. Playing team was left clinging to their day’s matches against U-W number two singles, she lost a pillows following the early Stevens Point and Marion. tough three-set match to a Ripon morning drive. r The win over Ripon was Amazon, but helped T.J. destroy Aiding the rebuilding this year achieved despite the absences of Ripon’s number one doubles is a group of eager freshman led Sue Quentel and Jesse “I have to team 6-1, 6-3. by the little pepperpot, Sarah bleed my rabbits” Olson, who Last weekend, the team went Pabst, and Michelle were out with a season-ending leg down to Lake Forest for the ACM “Babycakes” Bemardi, who has injury and a field trip, respec­ meet and was generally caught in played number three singles tively. Nevertheless, outstanding the shuffle. The team placed twice this season. The freshmen Take a Break performances by regulars T.J. fifth, but Coach Mary Poulson are expected to see action on Dobbs, Emily Copeland and Kim was pleased, nevertheless. “We Saturday,especially in the af­ From Downer Framberg, plus the unexpected were in this meet mainly for ternoon match against Marion at uplift provided by a Rippin’ Good experience. After losing five of the LU courts. Says spirited Cookie munch out, led the team the top seven players from last freshman Sharon Roeseler, on to the close victory. Dobbs, year’s championship team, the “ Playing tennis is almost as fun 2 Blocks from Campus who won the number one singles girls have surprised me with as going to the disco.” JÉD match despite losing the first set their confidence and ability.” PageS The Lawrentian October 10, 1980 Vikes crown Kohawks Linksters finish perfect season by Larry Domash blocked the extra point attempt to keep the Viking lead at 7-6. by Joe Heiznman 6400 yard awesome, undulating medalist) and Scott Edwards, In by far their finest effort of The Lawrence Golf team Reid Municipal links layout. sohpmores Josh Gimbel (one the season, the Lawrence Viking On the ensueing kickoff the climaxed a perfect 6-0 fall season Seniors Terry Smith and Greg team medalist) and Paul Smith, football team trounced the Vikes advanced the ball to their 27 yard line, where Reppert dual meet record last Tuesay Grunert stroked 83 and 89 and Junior Joel Alnes. Seniors Midwest Conference leading Coe with an astounding 47 stroke respectively to round out the LU competing in their final season Kohawks 34-25 in Cedar Rapids, smoked the entire Kohawk triumph over Ripon, its scoring. Landis was quick to are Greg Grunert, Barnie Haen, Iowa last Saturday. The game defense for a 73 yard touchdown humiliated arch rival. point out the presence of former Marv Nett, Terry Smith (one was highlighted by sophomore run. This time it was Coe who coach Leta Lyon and the absence tailback Scott Reppert’s 204 blocked Ron Robert’s extra point of LU regular Josh Gimbel as the yards rushing and 5 interceptions attempt, and the Viking lead was decisive factors in the team’s by the Vike defense. The win left 13-7 at halftime. overwhelming performance. LU with a 2-1 conference record Early in the third quarter The highlight of the fall (3-1 overall) and dropped Coe to a Sholwater intercepted his second campaign was LU’s second place 3-1 conference mark (3-2 Walsh pass at the LU 23, setting finish in Lawrence’s own In­ overall). up the second Atwater to Mar­ vitational held at Chaska golf The Vikes scored on their first shall T.D. strike, but once again course last Friday. LU linksters possession, as they took the the Vike defense stiffened and withsood near-freezing tem­ opening kickoff and drove 69 stopped the Coe two point con­ peratures and Arctic winds while yards with Dean “The Scream” version attempt, leaving fashioning a smooth team total, a Walsh tossing a six yard touch­ Lawrence in front 13-12. In all, mere 3 strokes behind winning down pass to Jeff Ropella for the Walsh, who had not thrown an UW-Stevens Point. score. When asked to comment interception all season long, had In individual honors, Wood’s 77 on his third T.D. catch of the three aerials picked off by the season, the Junior tightend Kohawks. Later Dean explained, and Landis’ 78 placed them in a V'*» tie for second and fourth places, replied, “You just lay them “Coach Roberts told me that respectively. Josh Gimbel fired mopsqueezers in there, and I ’ll (Jim) Petran (Last year’s all an 81 while Terry and Paul Smith catch ’em every time . .. and you conference quarterback) threw holed a pair of 82’s. know it!” 20 interceptions last season and The score remained 7-0 until was the best quarterback in the LU linksters also set a new ***• school five man team total stroke -V, the final 1:44 of the half, when conference. I ’ve only got three. I Chuck Wood Photo Nancy Huves ,• record of 388. Members of the Coe’s Dave Showalter picked off know I’m going to have to throw a an errant Walsh pass at the lot more interceptions if I ’m Senior Chuck Wood’s co­ record setting team include John Landis Photo. Nancy lluxt medalist 74 performance paced Terry Smith, 74, Wood, 75, Viking 36 yard line. On the very going to be as good as Jim was.” The Vikes stretched their lead the Vikings 398 team total. Fresh­ Landis, 76, Gimbel, 81, and Paul team medalist), Chuck Wood (2 next play Kohawk quarterback early in the fourth quarter when man marvel John “What about Smith, 82. team medalist), and Tom Larry Atwater hit Tim Marshall my stroke average?” Landis and Members who competed Woznicki. The team is coached by in the endzone for Coe’s first Reppert slammed in from the sophomore Paul Smith carded an throughout the fall season include Reid assistant pro, Jim score. But Graham Satherlie one. A two point conversion pass impressive pair of 76’s over the freshmen John Landis (3 team Ostrowski. from Walsh to Jack “Gabby” Ehren gave the Vikes a 21-12 advantage. Coe came right back however, with a 71 yard march that was capped by a Jim Evans IM football: Fogel launches new frontier 23 yard run which closed the gap to 21-19. by Andy Hazucha characterized by the usual these Wally Cleavers of the the first half, with halfback Reppert then returned Coe’s decimating Phi Delt ground and Tom Skinner gridiron skipped and tumbled to a Melinda Curry running wildly kickoff 52 yards, setting up game and special teams cheap Remaining consistent with the 26-6 victory over the inept Sig down the field for one touchdown, Walsh’s third touchdown strike of shots, one of which almost cast lofty goals enumerated by the Eps. Josh Gimbel proved to be and quarterback Ane Lindvedt the day, a seven yard toss to Dr. Beta quarterback Brian “I play articulate and enchanting the deciding, if not the only, bulling across for the other. Doug Carlson, putting the Vikes other sports” Fenhaus his IM literary genius Mike “I ’ll get the factor of the game, scoring two Theta Coach Tony “General in front 28-19. Lawrence then career. Gulped the disenchanted article in on time” Fogel, the touchdowns and picking off four George” Perlstein was repor­ recovered a Kohawk fumble on Fenhaus, “ It was a surly game, much heralded IM football Dave Flom passes. “ I ’ve been tedly seen taking the credit for the following kickoff, which gave all right. Even that pinnacle of program began its “uniquely practicing my game daily with both scores. the Vikes possession on the Coe physical perfection, Bobby novel” beinning this week with the Form of the Good himself,” The D .G . defense soon 25. Seven plays later, Walsh Blasio, was bruised.” The Phi three closely matched contests. explained the candid Gimbel, tightened up, however, as they scored-on a 13 yard scamper to Delts won 32-13. Perhaps unaware of their own “And it’s obvious Lee Hurlbut’s switched to the vaunted “Phi Delt give the Vikes an insurmountable In another Monday mutilation, naivete, the IM program tutelage has inspired me to Flex” coverage. They held the 34-19 lead. Coe did score a final the fired-up Colman squad directors, oblivious to the well- previously incomprehensible powerful Theta “0” to “0” pointstouchdown with 1:36 left, making exhibited their steadfast entrenched theory that the dream performances.” in the second half, while waiting the final score 34-25. dedication to the attainm ent Tuesday’s contests, to the of starting anew is the oldest for their own offense to come The Vikes picked up 362 yards of excellence, crushing a living dream in Western dismay of many, also managed to alive. Ferk finally became set­ in total offense while running up hapless Trever crew 48-0. Dave Civilization, haughtily brought produce no precedents or in­ tled, and wasted no time in their highest point total of the “ I created the world” Wille and their “new and improved” novations. Liquid boredom throwing the long bomb to Cindy season, while the defensive unit Howard “ I ’m my own idol” Cohn edition of IM football to engulfed the field when the Boeye, who made a diving grab in was just as tough, grabbing 5 took turns quarterbacking, realization Monday as they ob­ lethargic Ormsby club met up the end zone for the T.D. With interceptions and recovering 2 consistently taking the inex­ served old, familiar heroes of IM with the Haen-led drones. four minutes remaining in the fumbles, running their season perienced Traver secondary seasons past make disturbingly Daptain Barney Haen, em­ game, everyone’s favorite Viking total to 13 pickoffs and 8 fumble cliche plays. deep, while defensive specialists bracing the perfunctory goals set Room Manager threw deep rpcnvprips Mike Mol and Tom Brucker The Phi Delts of old remained down by his emotionless ad­ again, this time to Sue Friend, THE PINKERTON OF­ true to form in Monday’s opening produced a Colman pass rush m inistration, brought to who caught the ball on the run for FENSIVE PLAYER OF THE comparable to the Chicago Bear matchup, pounding lumps on the fruitation his modest desire to the second score. The Thetas had WEEK goes to Coach Steve tandum of Hampton and Har- bleary-eyed, incense burning entangle Plantz’ football squad in time for one more drive, but it Neuman and his offensive line: tenstein. Betas, who coughed up one too a maze of frivolty and ineptitude. stalled when Luann Pichietti, Ken Urbanski, Jeff Ropella, Gary The morally inscrutable Delt many interceptions to make a The lifeless Haen trudged D.G. defensive lineman, in­ VanBerkel, Greg Baird, Mike team began their season with serious dent in the chivalric Phi morbidly onto the spiritless field, tercepted an Ane Lindvedt pass Allen, Pete Carlson, and John typical childlike exuberance, as Delt armour. The game was ignited the sluggishness and on the Theta 35. As time ran out, Linnemanstons. For two seasons levity of his uninspired team­ Coach Perlstein was visibly this group has done an out­ mates, and pushed his squad to agitated, yet outwardly remained standing job enabling runners View From The Bench unparalled depths of torpidity. his imperturbable self, Bruce Barkwill and Scott Rep­ Mike Fogel and his imitable sidekick “Sveny " Ormsby prevailed 15-0. congratulating the victors. (By pert to lead the conference in are to be commended for their far reaching and In further action, Sage the way, D.G. coach Skinner says rushing. While the backs are the prevailed over Kohler in a tight that he’ll buy beers for any of his highly progressive reformation of the previously ones who usually get the contest 15-12. On Wednesday, the charges who show up in the Union recognition, it is almost im ­ inoperable intramural sports program. What was Betas beat the Delts 12-6. Jack on Saturday night). possible for a back to gain over once a chaotic and contentious malaise of ill con­ Beals, Player of the Week, scored 100 yards rushing week after ceived regulation is now a clearly defined unim­and both Beta T.D.’s, although the week, unless, of course, they are peachable code of sportsmanlike behavior. What second one, which was the game- running behind a superior of­ was once a perennial showcase for carefully winner, came on a controversial fensive line; Coach Neuman has call. The ref was seen later that cultivated powerhouses is now an egalitarian utopia put such a line together over the night at the Beta House, m um­ past two seasons. of good clean fun. And, most of all,what was once an bling something about Devo T H E PINKERTON institution corrupted by prejudicial elevation of the being musical geniuses. DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE athletically talented, is now an all inclusive playpenThe Colman offense took WEEK goes to Chris “ Reggie” for anyone with the initiative to sign his name to any of awhile to get itself on the track, Matheus. Reggie led the Vikes two score lists of classically competitive folderoL but when it finally did, the with 8 solo tackles last week and powerful (?) Sig Eps had no Having inceptively tacked IM Foosball and College adds an intellectual aspect to the chance of saving face, and were Bowl onto the list of intramural competition, it is to Lawrence defensive unit. Chris is blown out 36-8. The two stars of a very quiet person, but his be hoped that the innovative twosome will open the the game were Dave Wille contributions to the LU defensive field to yet more participants by introducing (quarterback), and Howard Cohn line and backfield are noticed by Solitaire and Duck, Duck, Goose to the agenda. (wide receiver), who combined all of his teammates, who Perhaps, in time, even the academic faculty will take for two scoring strikes. As they nominated him for this award. were leaving the field, a star- The Vikes travel to Beloit to this cue and finally bring classes to Lawrence which struck Sig Ep was heard to are not exclusively designed for the academically take on The Buccaneer's this mutter, “ I knew I should have Saturday. The game begins at gifted. Consider just how many more students remained an Independent.” 2:00 p.m. and can be heard over would be given the opportunity to excel were such In the first game of the newly- WLFM. Graham Satherlie and subjects as Intermediate Breathing and Vocational formed women’s intramural Neil Hersh promise that the Dental Flossing introduced to the curriculum. football league, the D .G .’s, Vikes will out pimp, er . . . out behind the strong arm and cold A ll is changed, changed utterly: a terrible beauty Hazucha hard at work. point Beloit this weekend. ¿houlder of Coralee Ferk (and Photo: Xancv lluvef is born. some great coaching), pulled out Hick Moser, Sports Editor a 14-13 win over the arch-rival Thetas. The Thetas dominated