The New Hampshire Gazette, Friday, August 13, 2021 — Page 1 We Put the Vol. CCLXV, No. 24 The New Hampshire Gazette Friday, August 13, 2021 The Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™ • Editor: Steven Fowle • Founded 1756 by Daniel Fowle Free! PO Box 756, Portsmouth, NH 03802 •
[email protected] • www.nhgazette.com in Free Press The Fortnightly Rant The Delta Blues his pandemic has been going start actively rooting for the coro- on for so long now that it feels navirus. likeT we’re living in “Groundhog Why? Because the next step up in Day”—without Bill Murray to en- the U.S. population table is the Dis- tertain us. Worse yet, there’s a sequel trict of Columbia. Are we becoming coming: “Dumb and Dumber.” too paranoid? It’s hard to say. According to a study published Last month General Michael last month in The Lancet journal Flynn visited the Church of the EClinical Medicine, “People who had Good News in Yuba City, Arizona. recovered from COVID-19, includ- As one does when a notable par- ing those no longer reporting symp- doned felon visits, parishioner Ja- toms, exhibited significant cognitive son Parker presented Flynn with a deficits versus controls when con- suitable gift: an AR-15 rifle with a trolling for age, gender, education tasteful woodland camouflage finish. level, income, racial-ethnic group, Clearly delighted, the General said pre-existing medical disorders, “Maybe I’ll find someone in Wash- tiredness, depression and anxiety.” ington, D.C.” The congregation re- The study found that the average sponded with gales of laughter.