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browardpalmbeach.com A developer claims no bodies are on the site of an old black cemetery. Residents say he’s wrong. BY RAY DOWNS browardpalmbeach.com

n the 1950s, the only way for any possible remaining graves on the sub- Beatrice Miller to get home ject parcel,” the 2005 Carr study reads. Ironically, the fact that Price moved his from her after-school job wife’s grave to prevent her dishonor has fu- picking peppers at her fa- eled rumors that the rest of the bodies were ts | o N te ts Ither’s farm was to cut through the a lso relocated. Mayor Robb said at a February cemetery — when it was getting city commission meeting that her staff has proof that 18 bodies were moved, but when dark. For the teenage girl, few New Times requested copies of any documen- things were more frightening. tation, city spokesperson Rebecca Medina re- “I ran so fast my feet never touched sponded that she would not comment on any the ground,” chuckles Miller, now 78, sit- “open and active development applications.” ting in front of her cheery, light-green In January 1986, Kassab considered

| news | pulp c y | news home less than a mile from the old cem- buying the land and commissioned a study etery. “I was so scared I just ran as fast to determine whether it contained bod- as I could until I was out of there.” ies. Using digging tests and a high-tech Miller’s fear was based on community metal detector that should have discovered knowledge that the so-called Old Colored coffin nails and jewelry, Florida Atlantic Cemetery had been the final resting place for University archaeologists Yasar Iscan and African-Americans of her grandparents’ and Gerald Kennedy concluded there were no ge | Night+ dA

A great-grandparents’ generation. Although it human remains on the site. Believing he’d t was already defunct and overgrown by the be able to develop it, Kassab purchased time she was a girl, wooden crosses and sim- the land through his trust for $238,000. ple headstones still In 2004, Kassab considered building a marked the graves. housing project and volunteered to partially “JUST LIKE Today the site — at pay for a new study to be conducted. He BLACK LIVES SE Fourth Street and and the city split the cost and hired Carr. SE Second Avenue Christopher Eck, then the Broward County MATTER, in Deerfield Beach preservation officer, who now works as a BLACK — is a grassy lot with federal preservation officer, was brought on DEATHS a few scattered trees. to scour funeral records and found names MATTER.” But now Boca Ra- Michele Eve Sandberg of 34 people purported to have been bur- ton property owner Theo Times: “These people who were laid to rest were disrespected time after time.” ied on the land, though Carr’s report does Rob Kassab wants to build 69 townhouses not specify Eck’s source for those names. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art on the land, which he bought in 1986 for done by archaeologist Bob Carr, who runs Carr’s 2005 study mentions that in 1966 Eck did not return calls from New Times. $240,000. At least twice in the past four his own company. The workers and their the McLaughlin Engineering Company of Carr’s team dug holes and used electromag- decades, plans have been floated to develop descendants went on to make their livings Boca Raton “probed” the land to search for netic imaging to look for soil disturbance the site, and twice, outrage from the black as farmers, tradesmen, and domestic work- graves. Despite noting there were wooden that would indicate grave locations. community has stymied those plans. But ers for wealthy white families. But those crosses and headstones, that survey con- “A total of 1130 feet of trenches, aver- this time, Kassab hopes to break ground. who died between 1890 and 1941, when a cluded there was “no evidence of any graves.” aging three feet in width and five feet in The city commission is set to vote on new graveyard was built, were forbidden by The McLaughlin Company still exists, but a depth, were excavated,” the study says. Kassab’s development plan April 7. The the white-run local governments from be- company rep says they have no record of any “The test holes and trenching uncovered developer has the support of Mayor Jean ing buried in the city’s official cemeteries, such study and don’t know why it might have only twentieth century historic refuse. No Robb, who says residents should be happy which were reserved for whites. According been conducted or who commissioned it. features associated with human gravesites to have more homes and thus more people to Carr’s 2005 study, in 1896 a black church In 1974, then-owner Joseph Grosso or human remains were found.” contributing to the tax rolls. But both blacks worked out a deal with a farmer to bury black decided to clear the land with a bull- Kassab says the 34 bodies must have been and whites who live nearby say it’s immoral residents on his property. For the next 40 dozer, destroying the grave markers. moved by family members to other cemeter- to build on top of a former cemetery. Kassab years, bodies would be laid to rest there. Community members recall headstones ies. Residents balk at that assertion — and in- says they shouldn’t worry, because two stud- Times says his uncle Lohman Rah- being strewn in the street, some even sist more than 34 bodies are still buried there.

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW ies have shown there are no longer any bodies ming, also a mortician, shared stories of used to prop up fire hydrants. Deerfield Beach resident Laura Lu- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm on the site. Yet residents who have lived in playing in the cemetery as a kid. He’d step “There’s a saying that there’s no cas, who has written three books about Deerfield Beach all of their lives — some who into shallow graves, and his foot would dignity in death, and in this situa- the city’s history, obtained death records are third and fourth generation — don’t buy it. break through the weak pine coffins that tion, there is no dignity because these from FamilySearch.org, a website run “The studies they’ve done don’t hold were used during those early burials. people who were laid to rest were disre- by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter- a bucket of water to the people who live But the land has always remained in spected time after time,” Times says. day Saints, which is reputed for keep-

XX, 2012 XX, in this community,” says Theo Times, a private hands, and records are hard to A well-known resident, Ernest Price, ing careful genealogical records.

8, 2015 8, 30-year-old funeral director who runs pin down. If the church kept any burial led a public outcry and stalled further de- She looked at deaths in the city be-

ONTH Rahming-Poitier Funeral Directors, a fam- records, they were destroyed when the velopment, according to Times. Price’s tween 1920 and 1939 and isolated the pril ily business for three generations. Local church burned down in the early ’50s. In wife Izola had been buried in the cem- black people. If the burial place was listed

2-A families “know the cemetery has had bodies 1941, the Work Projects Administration’s etery. He had her body moved to the as “Deerfield” or “Deerfield Beach,” she XX–M for a long time, and then the city is just go- Veterans’ Graves Registration Project noted nearby Pineview Cemetery the same year concluded they must have been laid to pril

A ing to suddenly tell them that’s not true?” the site as a cemetery, suggesting military Grosso bulldozed the land. It’s the only rest in the “Old Colored Cemetery” be- ONTH

M In the late 1800s, migrant workers, veterans were buried there. Carr’s 2005 disinterment noted in city records. cause that was the only place black people many of them black, arrived in the Broward study put the number of bodies at 34, but “By the end of 1974, various clearing could have been buried. Her list is 40-plus County area to work on the Florida East one Deerfield historian has compiled a and fill activities had apparently effaced pages and includes about 300 names. Coast Railway, according to a 2005 study list that puts that number closer to 300. all superficial indications of the location of Sitting in his office at >> p6 44 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH A PRIL 2-A PRIL 8, 2015

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Rahming-Poitier Funeral Directors, Theo Times pulls out Lucas’ list. “The city has a record of only one person being moved,” he says. “So where are all these people?” Lucas believes that at least one Seminole Indian — a 35-year-old woman named Tom-

browardpalmbeach.com mie Hand Osceola — was buried in Deerfield on July 2, 1934. The possibility of Native Americans being buried on the site could draw more attention to the importance of the cemetery, but Gary Bittner, a spokesperson for the Seminole Tribe, says it would have been extremely rare for a Seminole to have been buried in a black cemetery. Lucas’ list has been passed around by city residents, who believe the names it contains are their ancestors’. Many on the list were born in the Bahamas, which has a strong familial connection to Deerfield Beach. “My family came from the Bahamas, just like a lot of people here in Deerfield,” says Commissioner Gloria Battle, who opposes any development of the cemetery site. As Beatrice Miller thumbs through the list, she can also point out family. “All the Millers are my kin,” she says. warning: The city has refused to com- Other transportes may ment on the list. say anything to lure you Rob Kassab doesn’t want to appear into letting them ship coldhearted. On March 26, he called a com- your car north munity meeting at the Woman’s Club of

Deerfield Beach to promote his project. Don’t Take The Bait. Speaking for the developer, attorney Dwayne Dickerson explained the thoroughness of the studies and the positive impact that 69 townhouses would have on the city. But residents fired back: “If we build on that land and one body is found, we should all be castrated,” lamented Joan Maurice, You get what you pay for. a Deerfield Beach resident for 25 years. What appears to be a better deal may “There were bodies in that cemetery, A+ get you nothing but headaches. The but now you’re saying they’ve all just disap- Snowbird’s Why risk it?

PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART Favorite peared?” said Bernie Parness, a 78-year-old Since 1980 Stick with the tried and true. New Yorker who has lived here for 25 years. U.S.D.O.T. #385723 A few people favored development, though. “Why, all of a sudden, did people get so fired up about the cemetery?” a mustached white man asked. 1-800-800-2580 • www.shipcar.com “If it were my loved ones there, I would have made sure it was maintained.” The state Division of Historical Resources archaeologist Daniel Seinfeld points out that under Florida Statute 872.05, unmarked Searching for burials are protected and include “any places where burial mound or earthen or shell monu- ment, where human skeletal remains or associated burial artifacts are discovered or believed to exist on the basis of archaeo- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM WACOAL OUTLET STORE logical or historical evidence.” It’s possible that even without actual remains on the site, the official records of burials and Designer Bras start at 30% off everyday. the community memory of the cemetery Visit us today for a complimentary bra fitting. could be enough to protect the land. Organizers say they’ll look at get-

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arly in the morning of August 4, 2013, Steven Sotloff walked across the border from southern

Turkey into Syria. He passed through three secu- MIAMI NEW TIMES rity checkpoints, then a no man’s land between the two countries,E on a road surrounded by olive groves, yellow flowers, and leftover mines. Sotloff, a stocky, bearded 30-year-old journalist and Miami native, was headed to Aleppo, some 40 miles south, to cover the two-year-old civil war. He expected to be back in a few days. The trip would be his last to Syria. He was thinking of returning home soon and maybe applying to graduate school. Around 10 a.m., he met his fixer and translator, Yosef Abobaker, just inside the border. Abobaker arrived in a yellow Nissan microbus with his brother and two cousins, who would serve as security guards. The journalist took a seat on the middle bench and the Nissan drove off, but after only ten minutes, the vehicle stopped. Three black luxury station wagons were parked along the narrow highway. As the microbus M ONTH approached, roughly 20 men, clutching Kalashnikovs and wearing black turbans around their faces, exited the cars A pril

and lined up across the road. XX–M “When I saw them,” Abobaker tells New Times, “I took my handgun — I’m thinking to shoot. But if I shoot, they will kill everybody.” 2-A ONTH The men yanked open the Nissan’s doors and pulled out the occupants. “Who are you?” Abobaker yelled in Arabic. “What pril do you want?” 8, 2015 “Us kut!” one man yelled back. “Shut up! Don’t talk!” XX, 2008 The militants ripped off the men’s shirts and wrapped them tightly around their faces. They ordered Sotloff, Abobaker, and one of Abobaker’s cousins into the back of one station wagon and the remaining three men into another. The cars sped off, and the kid- nappers demanded that Abobaker and Sotloff keep their eyes shut. When the translator tried to ask a question, a militant smacked him hard in the head with a handgun. “Shut up!” >> p10

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After an hour, the station wagon stopped. The three captives were ordered out and marched into a building, where their shoes and possessions were confiscated. Then they were separated into small rooms with concrete floors. Sotloff was placed in a room

miaminewtimes.com across from Abobaker’s. The translator

browardpalmbeach.com heard one of the militants, apparently after having found Sotloff’s computer, demand “password” in English. Sotloff answered with a series of numbers. “And that was the last time I hear voice of Steve,” Abobaker says. For the next 12 and a half months, the Mi-

ts | o N te ts ami journalist vanished. On August 19, 2014, he resurfaced, in a video addressed to Presi- dent Barack Obama. The masked militant sub- sequently nicknamed Jihadi John was shown sawing into the neck of American journalist James Foley; later the screen cut to Sotloff — kneeling, his hands bound, his head and face shaved, his expression gaunt. Then the Lon- don-accented terrorist spoke again. “The life ews | pulp c y | N ews of this American citizen, Obama, depends on your next decision.” Fourteen days later, the Florida journalist was executed on camera. It was ISIS’ second murder of an American. The life and death of Steven Sotloff, a funny, much-beloved middle-class kid from

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t connection to the unthinkable tragedy and barbarism still unfolding in the Middle East. Steven attended day school at Temple Sotloff, who grew up in Pinecrest, spent years studying and living in and the Middle East. Days before her son’s murder, Sotloff’s soft- Beth Am on the synagogue’s sprawling spoken mother, Shirley, publicly pleaded for 140,000-square-foot campus. When Ste- bullshitted.” Sotloff would get caught late at the entire game,” says Riffle, who was an his life. Hours after the video of his beheading ven and Lauren were little, Shirley began night playing videogames and ask Montcastle assistant coach. With seconds remain- surfaced, it emerged that Sotloff was Jewish substitute-teaching their preschool classes if he wanted to join him, or he would flatly ing in the fourth quarter, KUA was down and a citizen of both Israel and the United (she later became a full-time educator and admit he hadn’t done his homework. He got by less than a touchdown, and the offense States, adding further complexity to his cap- still teaches there). Steven was sweet and in trouble often but never made excuses. decided to run something like a triple re- tivity and execution and prompting rumors goofy. In a photo of his first-grade class, he “And it was for that I really kind of liked him.” verse — “a ridiculous play,” Riffle says. — not proven — that he was an Israeli spy. stands in back in a white polo shirt. One In class, Montcastle also saw glimpses of It worked. KUA scored a miraculous 60- He had graduated from a suburban Tel Aviv of the bigger kids, he beams a wide, inno- an extremely promising young mind. Steven’s yard touchdown, Vermont Academy failed to university and written for Israeli newspapers. cent grin, and his brown hair is uncombed, attention was piqued when topics centered on convert on its last possession, and the KUA He also spoke Hebrew and was the grandson with a tuft sticking up in the middle. underdogs. When it came times to read The bench erupted. Steven rushed the field franti- of Holocaust survivors. Sotloff’s Jewish iden- As an adolescent, Steven loved reading Catcher in the Rye and Lord of the Flies, Steven, cally waving his arms, screaming, and hug- | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art tity, by all accounts, was concealed from his and told his parents he wanted to travel the who otherwise appeared disinterested, read ging everyone in sight. “He celebrated like we terrorist captors, but he was killed anyway. world. He was bar mitzvahed at Beth Am in a the assignments far ahead of schedule. “He’d had won the Super Bowl,” Riffle remembers. “He was a good talker,” Sotloff’s rabbi, ceremony officiated by Rabbi Bookman. But come in and start talking about the end of the By Sotloff’s junior year, he began taking Terry Bookman, tells New Times. “I think Steven was also mischievous and enjoyed book, and we’re on Chapter 4,” Montcastle academics more seriously and writing for the he felt that, with both his goodwill and challenging authority, so much so that Ar- says. “It was really exciting to be his teacher — school newspaper, the Kimball Union. But

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | personality, he could get in or out of any thur and Shirley eventually sent him away. you never knew what you were going to get.” the paper was published only sporadically, situation... But in the end, he met the Devil, He attended Valley Forge Military Acad- But the troublemaker was also a devoted so the following summer, Sotloff and another who couldn’t be talked out of anything.” emy & College in Pennsylvania — he ran friend, especially to Haruki Fukuhara, a student, Chelsea Leonard, decided to revamp away from the school at least once — and Japanese student who lived down the dorm it. They met with faculty and eventually iriam Ajzenkajt, Sotloff’s ma- then transferred to Kimball Union Academy hall. Fukuhara struggled with English and worked out a plan — and funding — for the ternal grandmother, was born (KUA), a picturesque boarding school in rural often asked classmates to help him interpret Union to be printed by the same press that in 1921 in Otwock, Poland, a New Hampshire with an alumni roster that homework assignments or polish papers. turned out the Valley News, the local news- Msmall city just south of Warsaw. She and includes nine congressmen and one governor. Others grew annoyed by the requests, but paper. “[Steven] was really excited about it,” her family were Hasidic Jews. When the “I always tell people: ‘There are two not Sotloff. “Steven was the only one... who Leonard says. “He took it really seriously.” Nazis invaded in 1939, young Miriam was reasons why kids go to boarding school,’ ” helped me with fixing the pitiful essay from The next fall, Sotloff and Leonard, serv- MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm forced into the Otwock ghetto and then Bookman says. “Either it’s a family lineage... the beginning to the end,” Fukuhara says. ing as co-editors, launched an entirely new passed among five concentration camps or they’re not making it in local school. His Steven could be reserved, but he was also a Kimball Union. The first issue was published and subcamps, including Auschwitz- was the latter. He was creative, thoughtful, natural storyteller and class clown. At the Hal- October 1, 2001, with a letter from Sotloff Birkenau; she survived by hiding in sewers but he also [liked to] push the envelope.” loween dance his first year, he insisted on climb- about the September 11 attacks. “The World in Warsaw and Prague before finally be- In tenth grade, his first year at KUA, Sotloff ing through a window to pick up his horrified Trade Center and Pentagon attacks opened ing liberated by the Americans in 1945. struggled. He often failed to turn in assign- date. During study hall at the library, he drew the doorway to a new era of fear in the

XX, 2008 XX, Within a few years, Miriam had relocated ments on time, spoke out in class, and provoked laughs by performing an Oompa-Loompa dance world,” he wrote. “As a Jew,” he continued,

8, 2015 8, to South Florida, where she lived for decades teachers. “He was one of the kids who would and rolling down the stairs. In the yearbook “I cannot help but establish an immediate

ONTH with her husband, Max Pulwer, another always ask, ‘Why do I need to know this?’ ” he mockingly anointed himself “class thug.” connection between the September 11 at- pril Holocaust survivor. In 1980 the Pulwers’ says Gino Riffle, Sotloff’s math teacher and He played football for three years and tacks and what happens to Jews in Israel.” 2-A daughter Shirley married Arthur Sotloff, a adviser at KUA. “ ‘Why do I need to know what rugby for one. He wasn’t a great athlete Sotloff, in addition to covering school XX–M

pril Philadelphia native. Steven was born in May a parabola is? Where is this going to take me?’ ” but established himself as a key teammate news and sports, would go on to write about A 1983. A daughter, Lauren, followed three years Paul Montcastle, Steven’s English teacher through his outsize energy and enthusiasm. the U.S. response to the Taliban, the Ameri- ONTH

M later, and eventually the family settled into a that year, remembers a difficult student who The last game of his senior year, KUA can student visas granted to September 11 3,000-square-foot, four-bedroom Pinecrest was also endearing. “He was kind of a classic played Vermont Academy, an archrival the pilots, and tensions in India and Pakistan. He home with a pool and brick patio. (The Sotloff underachiever,” Montcastle says. “He didn’t school hadn’t beaten in years. Sotloff was frequently sympathized with the plight of a lineman. “He probably played two snaps Israel and warned of the threat of radicalism, 1010 family declined to speak with New Times.) pretend to care that much, and he also never browardpalmbeach.com although in one op-ed he took a provoca- kitchen of a local bar. He joked with bud- miaminewtimes.com tive stance toward John Walker Lindh, the dies about struggling to find a girlfriend and American notorious for joining the Taliban: embraced his scruffy appearance. “He would “I think that Walker is doomed to a maxi- wear like a tie-dye shirt with a stain on it,” mum sentencing sought by the prosecution says Benny Scholder, Sotloff’s best friend in because the American people will be too Israel, and then mockingly challenge people closed-minded about the subject,” he wrote. to criticize his lack of fashion sense. “ ‘You “I hope that you are a little more open- have a problem with my shirt? Fuck you.’ ” minded about Walker and his dilemma.” In Israel, Sotloff always had ques- That year the paper was widely read and tions but was firm in his conviction of

earned high praise from the school’s head- Israel’s right to statehood — “a skepti- | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | master and teachers. This isn’t the same kid I cal Zionist,” Roman says. He grew to | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | knew as a sophomore, Montcastle thought. consider the country his home, but like At the school’s graduation concert in many repatriated Jews, he was motivated spring 2002, Sotloff and Fukuhara per- more by ethnic identity than religion. formed a rap, incorporating Japanese music He didn’t keep kosher or attend synagogue, 24 HOUR PRINTING and a dance routine. But Sotloff was also except sometimes on holidays with friends. SERVICE AVAILABLE becoming more serious about his journal- Like other IDC students, he openly criticized ism — and his roots. Tired of the long New the Israeli government, often in animated FLYERS • POSTCARDS • BANNERS Hampshire winters, he enrolled at the Uni- late-night debate. He believed in a two-state BUSINESS CARDS and more... versity of Central Florida (UCF) in Orlando, solution and was adamant that the govern- where he quickly established himself as a ment owed better treatment to its non-Jewish top writer at the Central Florida Future, the population. “Steven was a pluralist,” Scholder school’s large independent newspaper. says, “who felt that more should have been By his third year at the paper, he had done to advance the peace process and to 20%OFF earned a position as a senior staff writer. advance the status of minorities in Israel.” Leading up to the 2004 elections, he wrote He joined the school’s rigorous debate a front-page piece about the U.S. Sen- society and gained an uncanny grasp of the OUR ENTIRE SITE ate primary, and he also dissected rental region’s future. “Steve worried that time was LIMITED OFFER • USE PROMO: NT20OFF insurance after a fire ripped through a running out,” Alisa Peled, Sotloff’s adviser at UCF student’s apartment building. IDC, would later write for a university me- tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C But Steven’s real interests were more morial service, “pointing out that extremism www.RushFlyers.com global. “He was always pushing to cover was rising in the region and that Arab society international stories and political stories,” is a pressure cooker waiting to boil over.” says Heidi Barley, Steven’s managing editor After graduating with honors in 2008, at the Future and now a new-media direc- Sotloff remained in Israel for several months 866-781-RUSH tor with ABC Action News in Tampa. and then returned to Miami. One day in 2010, toll free Sotloff enjoyed American college life. he walked into Rabbi Bookman’s spacious He played on the rugby team, spent late office at Temple Beth Am. In an hourlong nights in videogame football battles, and conversation, the younger man said he partied with friends. But in his conversa- planned to move back to the Middle East tions with Barley, it also became clear he felt to study Arabic and advance his journalism constrained. “School felt like a roadblock career. “He talked about his interest in the to him,” Barley says, “like he had to get Muslim world,” Bookman says. “He was through school and then he could start life.” interested in people, really telling people’s And for Sotloff, life was hap- stories and giving voice to the voiceless.”

pening in the Middle East. With Bookman’s blessing, Sotloff moved New Times Broward-palm B each to San'a, Yemen, and enrolled in an Arabic uring his sophomore year at UCF, course for foreigners. He grew his beard long, Sotloff traveled to Israel through sipped mint tea with tribal elders, and earned Taglit-Birthright. The ten-day trips, a reputation among friends for his prodi- Dpaid for by the Israeli government and gious knowledge of the city’s street vendors. private donors, are intended to reconnect “Yemen has about a 20-person expatriate MIAMI NEW TIMES 18-to-26-year-olds with their Jewish roots. community; you go there for full immer- Growing up, Sotloff had always been close sion,” Ann Marlowe, a writer who befriended to his grandmother. His family maintained Sotloff in that country, told the Australian. strong ties to the synagogue, and Steven was “He loved being in a traditional society.” bar mitzvahed at age 13 and confirmed at 16. But Sotloff’s Jewish heritage posed a After visiting his ancestral homeland, safety risk, so he began fibbing that his last though, something clicked. In summer name was Chechen and that he had grown 2005, Sotloff left UCF and enrolled at the up in a secular Muslim home. He also Interdisciplinary Center Herzliya (IDC), consented to an improvised “conversion” a private suburban university north of ceremony to continue the ruse, he wrote Tel Aviv named for Theodor Herzl, the to his friend Oren Kessler, another Israeli- M ONTH brain behind the modern Israeli state. American journalist. “In Yemen, it’s the first A pril

Critical thinking was encouraged, and question everyone asks,” Sotloff wrote. “I XX–M the South Florida native fit in well. He ‘converted’ in my first week so I wouldn’t 2-A studied government and foreign affairs have to deal with all that rubbish. LOL.” ONTH and impressed classmates as thoughtful. In October, after traveling to nearby pril

“He was a straight shooter,” says Gregg Ro- Bahrain, Sotloff published a piece in the 8, 2015 man, who knew Sotloff at the school. “He Christian Science Monitor on that coun- XX, 2008 spoke to the point. He didn’t bullshit.” try’s Shiite majority. The next month, he Eventually, Sotloff decided to make ali- wrote “What Yemen Wants,” a geopoliti- yah — a relocation from the Jewish diaspora cal analysis in the National Interest. to the homeland — and became an Israeli But just as Sotloff had predicted, the citizen. He joined a local rugby club, built a Arab world was about to boil over. On De- core group of friends, and found work in the cember 18, 2010, a young Tunisian p12 >> 11 11 Life on the Edge from p11 creasingly dangerous. “It’s easy to feel invin- cible, even with death all around,” Sotloff set himself on fire, igniting the Arab Spring. wrote that summer to Janine di Giovanni, Sotloff quickly departed for Tunisia. Soon a friend and the Middle East editor at he was headed for Cairo after protests News week. “It’s like... I’m not gonna die.” erupted there. Then he traveled to Libya. On July 31, Sotloff was pepper-sprayed by On a boat between Benghazi and Mis- riot police while attending a demonstration in rata, Sotloff met Thierry Portes, a seasoned Antakya, in southern Turkey. The next night,

miaminewtimes.com French journalist. The boat was carrying he checked into the Hotel Istanbul, room 303,

browardpalmbeach.com doctors and aid into a war zone, but Portes in Kilis. The hotel, long popular with foreign remembers Sotloff as funny and strikingly journalists crossing in and out of Syria, is only comfortable. “He was cool,” the French about three miles from the border. From its reporter says. “He was not impressed.” top floors, it was sometimes possible to see Within a few days, Sotloff was on the billows of smoke from distant airstrikes. frontline. Like other reporters, he often Sotloff arrived in the evening. At the

ts | o N te ts jumped into the beds of rebel pickup trucks hotel, he met Ben Taub, a young American to hitch rides. Unlike most others, he some- journalist, and the two decided to head to times stayed overnight. He and Portes had a nearby bar. Sotloff told Taub he had just a running joke about Sotloff’s uncanny abil- stopped in the city to pick up a flak jacket ity to find food at the camps. Once, during and planned to cross the border the next the NBA playoffs, Sotloff told Portes he was day. They lingered for hours, downing beers going to leave their hotel in the middle of and trading stories. With characteristic dry the night to find a way to watch the Heat humor, Sotloff relayed how he was almost game. “And that’s what he did,” Portes says. killed on an earlier trip to Aleppo. He had ews | pulp c y | N ews In August 2012, Sotloff began regularly been staying with rebels in a house near the contributing to Time. In September, he frontline when he had to visit the toilet. As he reported on the attack at the American sat on the can, he lit a cigarette. A sniper saw embassy in Benghazi. Days later, he called the glow and fired a shot that barely missed. his friend Sattar Hatita, an Egyptian jour- “He was laughing about that,” Taub says. nalist, to say he had found a security guard “He was like, ‘I almost died on the shitter.’ ”

ge | Night+ dA from the consulate. Sotloff and Hatita ar- An Italian journalist who was also at the A

t ranged to meet the guard at night on a beach bar that night, Stefano Stranges, found Sotloff outside the city. The journalists feared to be impressively calm. “He was like a guy they could be walking into a trap. But after who’s used to being in this situation,” Stranges an hour, the guard, along with two oth- says. “He was very relaxed — more than us.” ers, materialized on the beach, and Sotloff Sotloff mentioned the trip would likely be and Hatita interviewed the men for two his last into a war zone. “He’d been beaten hours. In late October, Time published a up and shot at in Yemen and Egypt and blockbuster 2,500-word story written by Libya. He’d had issues in Syria,” Taub says. Sotloff: “The Other 9/11: Libyan Guards “I think he was kind of done with it all.” Recount What Happened in Benghazi.” Sotloff didn’t cross the border the next By the end of 2012, the civil war in Syria day, as he had planned. Instead, he crossed had emerged as the region’s worst conflict, two days later, the morning of August 4. and Sotloff traveled to Aleppo to report on He met with Abobaker, the fixer, and then the city’s humanitarian crisis. In early 2013, immediately checked in with Barfi by | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art he called Scholder, his old friend from IDC. phone. But he didn’t check in again later Steven said he sensed this war was different — that day, as scheduled, and Barfi’s repeated more intractable, more dangerous. For the first attempts to reach him failed. Late that time, Scholder says, Sotloff also expressed fear. night, Barfi called Arthur Sotloff. Within 24 hours, Barfi says, “it was quite clear”

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | hat spring, Sotloff was back in the Steven had been taken against his will. United States. In May, while visit- “His father is a very calm person. But ing Washington, D.C., for a few days, After more than a year in captivity, Sotloff appeared in an August 2014 video of journalist everybody is in denial... It’s hard to accept The emailed James Denton, the editor of James Foley’s beheading. On September 2, ISIS released a second video (top), showing your kid has been kidnapped by jihadists.” World Affairs, a right-leaning foreign-policy Sotloff’s murder. Shirley Sotloff, Steven’s mother (bottom), had appealed to Abu Bakr al- magazine, and proposed a meeting. Den- Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State, on August 27, 2014. nce in captivity, Abobaker recognized ton agreed to coffee that same afternoon the building where the men were be- at a place a few blocks from Capitol Hill. am in Cairo. Would you be interested in a daily Finally in a safe environment, an exu- ing held as an old textile factory. From As they sat outside in the sun, Sotloff said blog or some longer pieces, specifically on MB” berant Sotloff partied until 5 a.m. “Every Othe first room, the fixer was moved to a larger he would be traveling to Egypt and Syria — the Muslim Brotherhood — “or the Salaf- time you looked at Steve, he was out space, and from that room’s small window, MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm and proposed writing a regular blog for the ists?” Denton agreed to pay $150 for a short there dancing,” Scholder remembers. he could make out a mountain range on the magazine. Denton declined, although he piece, and a couple of days later, after spending Three days later, Sotloff flew to Turkey. horizon. He guessed they were being held encouraged Sotloff to pitch once abroad. two days with a Muslim Brotherhood protest He stayed with Barak Barfi, a Detroit na- near the city of Hryatan, north of Aleppo. “He wanted to get the story,” Denton camp, Sotloff filed a 600-word blog post. tive and Middle East policy expert who in Twice a day, Abobaker was given a plate says. “He really was interested in talking The next week, he flew to Israel. Scholder recent years had become his closest friend. of food — boiled potatoes, cucumber and to the ordinary person in the region.” was getting married at a kibbutz in Hulda, The two often traveled together to hot tomato salad, sometimes chicken — and

XX, 2008 XX, During the meeting, Sotloff was la- a centuries-old communal space tucked in spots and shared a spartan apartment in after a week, he was taken to another room

8, 2015 8, conic but clearly sure of himself, to the a lush forest, and Sotloff had long promised the south of Turkey between trips. “It was and interrogated. The militants asked

ONTH point that Denton was unnerved. “He was he would attend. He showed up in a navy just enough to get the work done,” Barfi which media outlets he worked for and pril very somber,” Denton says. “He wasn’t blue collared shirt and a thick beard while says. “We had a table, we had a couch, a if he had worked with women. They ac- 2-A giddy about it, but there was a certain carrying a bottle of single-malt whiskey and TV to watch the Arabic news channel.” cused him of “providing information about XX–M

pril sense that ‘I know what I’m doing.’ ” an election poster of Mohamed Morsi. “Best At the apartment, Sotloff read vo- the mujahideen” to the FBI and the CIA. A After 45 minutes, Denton picked up the wedding gifts ever,” Scholder would later say. raciously. That summer he was im- After 12 days, Abobaker, his brother, ONTH

M check and wished the young man luck. “Well, But the toll of war reporting was begin- mersed in academic volumes about Syria. and cousins were blindfolded and loaded you’re a brave guy,” he said. Sotloff smiled. ning to show. “It was clear that he had not “Steve wasn’t a very flashy guy,” Barfi into a car. Abobaker was told that if he The next few months, Sotloff moved fast. been in happy surroundings for a very says. “He just liked to do his work.” were ever caught working with a journal- 1212 “Hello, James,” he wrote to Denton July 8. “I long time,” Scholder tells New Times. His work, however, was becoming in- ist again, he’d be killed. Then he >> p14 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC

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13 Life on the Edge from p12 he video showing James Foley’s beheading, threatening that Sotloff was released. His nightmare with ISIS was would be next, appeared August 19. over. But Sotloff’s was only beginning. TEight days later, Shirley Sotloff released Although much of the journalist’s year her own video. In a black suit jacket and of captivity remains unknown, some details glasses, with her auburn hair uncovered, have emerged. On Yom Kippur, in mid-Sep- she addressed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the tember, he lied to his guards, telling them he leader of the Islamic State. “You, the ca-

miaminewtimes.com didn’t feel well, so he could secretly observe liph, can grant amnesty,” she said. “As a

browardpalmbeach.com the traditional Jewish fast. Later that fall, he mother, I ask your justice to be merciful.” was taken to a prison beneath the Children’s Six days later, ISIS released its second Hospital of Aleppo, and then for a short video. President Obama is shown declar- period moved to a factory outside the city. ing his commitment to fighting the Islamic By late 2013, ISIS was transferring all State. Then Sotloff appears, again kneeling of its foreign prisoners to the same im- in the desert, wearing a tight orange jump- promptu prison underneath the hospital, suit, while Jihadi John stands over him. “I ts | o N te ts N Rukmini Callimachi reported for the New am back, Obama,” the militant taunts, rais- York Times, and by January 2014, at least 19 ing his knife to the camera. “And I’m back foreign men, including Sotloff, were held because of your arrogant foreign policy What’s all the twitter about? together in one 215-square-foot cell. Four towards the Islamic State.” He clasps his women, including the American Kayla hands around Sotloff’s neck. In the next Follow our tweets @ Mueller, were held in an adjacent cell. shot, Sotloff’s body is shown, beheaded. Twitter.com/BrowardNTStreet For months the hostages were regularly More than 1,000 people attended the beaten and tortured. Several converted funeral on September 5 at Temple Beth Am.

ews | pulp c y | N ews to Islam, but Sotloff held close to Juda- “I’m so proud of my son for living his dream,” ism. He prayed regularly, figuring out the Shirley Sotloff told mourners. “He will al- direction toward Jerusalem by watching ways be in my heart and my memories.” his captors pray toward Mecca and ad- After she spoke, Arthur kissed her justing the angle. He recited the Shema, forehead. “I want to speak from my heart, the central Jewish prayer. Hear, o Israel, but my heart is broken,” he said, his voice the Lord is our God, the Lord is One. cracking. “He’s not suffering anymore.” ge | Night+ dA

A The terrorists initiated contact with their On September 11, the Orthodox Syna- t captives’ families by email. Sotloff’s disap- gogue of Young Israel of North Beverly Hills pearance was kept secret outside of a core held another memorial service. Sixty or so group of insiders, and allusions to his Judaism synagogue members filled the spacious au- — including his mother’s bio on the synagogue ditorium, and Arthur Sotloff appeared on a website — were scrubbed from the internet. large projection screen, connected via Skype Rabbi Bookman, who met regularly with from the Sotloffs’ Pinecrest living room. Arthur and Shirley, pressed politicians for a The elder Sotloff wore a black sports stronger State Department response. “But coat and narrow glasses. His thin face was the U.S. policy is not to negotiate,” he says. weary and sallow — “a father in such ter- “There was no way of getting around that.” rible pain that you almost had to look away,” Abobaker also did his best to inquire Suzanne Davidson wrote the next day in about his friend but learned little. From the the Jewish Journal. As part of a moderated prison beneath the hospital, the prisoners discussion, he spoke “of his son’s love for | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art were moved to Raqqa, a midsize city about reading as a small child and his desire to 100 miles east of Aleppo that now serves as see the Seven Wonders of the World.” the capital of the Islamic State, where they He explained that some of the escaped were held together in a 20-square-meter prisoners had relayed how Steven would cell in a building outside an oil installation. pray inside his cell. But then Arthur had

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | Throughout the spring, some Euro- to stop. “I really can’t do this,” he told pean governments ultimately agreed to the moderator. “It’s too soon.” He be- pay multimillion-dollar ransoms. Three gan to speak again but then stood up and Spanish journalists were freed, then four walked out of view. In the background, French journalists, then a Dane. One Rus- Arthur Sotloff could be heard sobbing. sian prisoner was dragged outside and shot In the following weeks, the Sotloffs es- when no ransom could be secured. The tablished a foundation to support brave jour- militants filmed the murder and showed the nalists. The Village of Pinecrest announced video to the other captives as a warning. plans to build a memorial at Pinecrest Early the morning of July 3, several Gardens. Donations and goodwill poured in

MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI American Black Hawk helicopters were from around the world. But for those close New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm muSiC FEStival deployed, the New Yorker reported in to Steven, the grief has been consuming, tOrtuga September 2014, and the special forces and so has the anger. “They let my brother Win A Pair of Tickets to Tortuga Music Festival launched a raid. Two ISIS fighters were rot and die,” Lauren Sotloff wrote in one killed, but no hostages were found. Sotloff Facebook post, referring to the U.S. govern- tival and the others had already been moved. ment. “I fucking hate you, Obama!” she EE muSiC FES XX, 2008 XX, Wan After eight months of captivity, two let- wrote in another. “You killed my brother.”

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browardpalmbeach.com Vin Diesel and company are faster, furiouser — and they’ll make you cry.

ou may, like me, have seen all about love, life, and family that would seem of the Fast and Furious mov- overcooked in any other movie. In a tense ies, and you may, like me, have moment, when Statham’s villainous Shaw enjoyed most or many of them. tries to foist that old “the enemy of my enemy

ts | o N te ts You may also, like me, have a is my friend” bromide on Toretto, the latter hardY time remembering exactly what hap- responds, with Dieselicious calmness, “I pened in each film. You needn’t worry. The don’t have friends. franchise’s Wikipedia page is filled with bare- I have family.” bones yet surprisingly descriptive sentences FOR ALL THE Furious 7 is mostly, like these: “Roman manages to anchor his car FULL-THROTTLE as it should be, to the tank, which Brian then pushes over a DAZZLE OF Diesel’s show. His bridge, flipping the tank.” Ah, yes — the old deep affection for anchoring-the-car-to-the-tank-and-then- FURIOUS 7, THE his late costar — ews | pulp c y | N ews pushing-it-over-the-bridge trick, from 2013’s BEST SCENES whom he calls, Fast & Furious 6. How quickly we forget! ARE THE both on- and off- Could anything in any subsequent Fast and QUIETEST ONES. screen, his brother Furious movie — say, Furious 7 — ever top it? — has always

Night+ dA The good news is that Furious 7 offers been there in his eyes, and it seems more — and more, and yet more — of the same. to burn even warmer now.

ge | The series prides itself on scaling grander I confess I had always thought of Walker A

t heights of craziness each time, and that’s part as a dull actor, but I see now he was simply Universal Pictures of what fans love about it: The 1,001 instances one of those performers whose presence — a of shock-absorber abuse in Furious 7 include, is one of the movie’s grandest, most pleasur- Paul Walker: His presence changes and handsome blond dependability — changes and but are not limited to, pinwheel turns executed able jokes — to reassemble Brian O’Conner’s enhances the color of the movie around him. enhances the color of the movie around him. inside an Abu Dhabi skyscraper (by a car with- old gang for, you know, one last job. That’s no small thing. The ending of Furious out brakes, no less) and a rather sweet ode But this Furious 7 is more poignant than here: One of the franchise’s more recent ad- 7, one of the most straightforward yet most to one of the series’ great grandpappies, The any other action movie in modern memory, ditions, Dwayne Johnson’s Agent Hobbs, touching final shots I’ve seen at the movies in Italian Job, in which a long, squarish buslike for the simple reason this really will be has a marvelous moment when he wields years, is a kind of benediction. “Things are go- vehicle (which is not actually a bus) perches Brian’s one last job. Walker was killed in a car a gigantic automatic weapon — with those ing to be different now,” Toretto says as Furi- delicately on the brink of oblivion, almost crash in November 2013 during a break from meaty arms, he handles it as daintily as if ous 7 coasts to a gentle stop. Because no matter taking with it one of the series’ central char- filming Furious 7, and his presence in the it were a leaf blower. Vin Diesel’s Dominic how fast or how slow you drive, the scenery acters, the late Paul Walker’s Brian O’Conner. finished film is palpable, despite the fact that Toretto is back too, of course: In his trade- around you is always subject to change. Dizzying stuff happens in Furious 7, and Wan had to use doubles (including Walker’s mark white waffle-knit shirt, he looks like there are probably more instances of air- two younger brothers) to complete the shoot. a hip Mr. Clean. Michelle Rodriguez’s am- [email protected] | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish borne cars than in any other single movie in And no matter how zany and over-the-top nesiac Letty, Ludacris’ brainy-silly Tej, and the series. (This is the only modern movie the action details get, the series’ core char- Tyrese Gibson’s charming grandstander Furious 7 franchise that owes a serious debt to Chitty acters — introduced in that first exhilarating Roman remember things, make wisecracks, Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jason Statham, Chitty Bang Bang.) There’s something mar- surprise hit, The Fast and the Furious, made and try to run the show, respectively. Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Dwayne velously freeing about watching objects that 14 years ago — have always been its lifeblood. For all the full-throttle dazzle of Furious Johnson, Lucas Black, Kurt Russell, and Nathalie were meant to hug the road soar through Most of those characters — the ones 7, the best scenes are the quietest ones, in Emmanuel. Directed by James Wan. Written the heavens. Plus, these brief moments of who haven’t been killed off, at least — are which these characters make observations by Chris Morgan. 137 minutes. Rated PG-13. floating freedom are a respite from the film’s predictably ADD-choppy editing, a hallmark, sadly, of nearly all action movies today. Yet the pace of Furious 7, even for those ▼ NEW IN FILM Danny Collins is a redemption movie in the skepti- Al Pacino who prefer their movies slow and calm, is cal key of Jerry Maguire. Our decadent hero de- so aggressively frenetic that it might lull Danny Collins cides to fix himself in the first act. The rest of the you into a sort of Zen state, as it did me. A STARRING AL PACINO, ANNETTE BENING, film is him realizing how hard it’ll be to keep living picture can move only so fast before it starts JENNIFER GARNER, BOBBY CANNAVALE, AND right — and that maybe he doesn’t have the moral NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm to drift backward, and before long, Furious 7’s numerous swervings, crashes, and explo- CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER. WRITTEN AND DIRECTED clout to manage it. Danny jets off to Jersey in his sions began to blur into something like a spa BY DAN FOGELMAN. RATED R. 106 MINUTES. private plane, checks into a modest hotel, and bath. Like its forebears, this movie — directed uperstars aren’t allowed to change. Even stuffs a grand piano into a room so cramped he by junior horror kingpin James Wan (The the fans who love them insist they be has no choice but to sit down at the stool and Conjuring), taking the gearshift from Justin dipped in wax: no new songs, no new atti- Hopper Stone / Courtesy of Bleecker Street Media compose. In a way, Danny Collins is allowing Pac-

XX, 2012 XX, Lin (director of movies three to six) — has a tude,S and certainly no new look. Such is the “kind ino to do the same thing. The great 1970s talent

8, 2015 8, characteristically throwaway plot, with a few of based on a true story a little bit” premise of has “hoo-ah!”–ed through recent decades, crank-

ONTH new faces thrown in. Jason Statham swag-

pril Danny Collins, a charmer with Al Pacino as a ing out variations of his greatest hits. This movie is gers around as Deckard Shaw, a nasty British megawatt singer who sells out stadiums but has a narrow character piece that shows Pacino wres- 2-A special-ops guy out to avenge the death of his

XX–M calcified into a caricature. Pacino plays him as de- tling to reveal layers in a man who’s worried he

pril brother, vanquished in the last movie. A Fast lusionally vain. Danny’s accepted selling out — might actually be hollow. He and Fogelman string A and Furious picture always needs an extra ONTH who wouldn’t? — until his manager (Christopher together dozens of small, perfect moments. Mean-

M stone fox or two, and flirty-flinty Nathalie Plummer) presents him with a letter John Lennon while, Bobby Cannavale, playing Danny’s es- Emmanuel plays one here. (Her character is a hot hacker.) A suave, suit-wearing Kurt wrote decades ago urging Danny to “stay true to tranged son, comes close to outacting Pacino, Russell pops in from nowhere — his entrance yourself.” Talk about a from-the-grave guilt trip. who proves willing to share the mic. AMY NICHOLSON 2020 browardpalmbeach.com “STRIKINGLY browardpalmbeach.com CONTEMPORARY!’’ -MARK KERMODE, THE OBSERVER “A FEMINIST FAIRYTALE! | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC

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▼ Film so much visual splendor is just no fun. Effie Gray fixates mostly on our poor heroine’s gradual erosion under the dual grindstones of her husband (played by Greg Wise, ably Blame the Pubis, channeling the rather dour-looking Ruskin) and her incontrovertibly evil mother-in-law Perhaps (a foreboding Julie Walters). When Tom Sturridge’s lackadaisically soulful Mil- Effie Gray vaguely damns lais finally steps in, it’s too little, too late. Ruskin as a prude. That’s a shame, because Fanning’s perfor- BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK mance never falters: She can shift from girlish vulnerability to steely grace in the space of a n 1848, Euphemia Gray, a bright and few lines of dialogue. pretty young girl from a family of mod- It doesn’t help that est means, left her home in Scotland WATCHING the filmmakers are to marry her era’s equivalent of an art- EFFIE SUFFER a bit too coy about world rock star, the imposingly erudite AMID SO exploring some of NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Icritic John Ruskin. Perhaps as early as her MUCH VISUAL the possible reasons NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH wedding night, Effie knew she had made a Ruskin rejected his mistake: Though no one knows exactly why, SPLENDOR IS wife. Again, no one the marriage — by all accounts a deeply un- JUST NO FUN. knows for sure, and happy one for both parties — was never con- maybe it’s admirable Two-time ACADEMY AWARD® WINNER Two-time ACADEMY AWARD® Nominee summated. And while young Effie was still that Effie Gray errs on the side of discretion. EMMA dakota JULIE married to Ruskin, she fell in love with one of But a commonly proffered explanation is that THOMPSON fanning WALTERS the artists he had championed passionately, Ruskin, his ideals of female beauty formed by the Pre-Raphaelite painter John Everett Mil- looking at classical statuary, wasn’t expecting lais. After suffering her husband’s neglect to see, and couldn’t bear, the sight of pubic for years, in the marital bed and elsewhere, hair. Maybe that’s knee-jerk psychology, but Effie finally sought and won an annulment. we’ve all heard stories about young men raised She and Millais eventually married, and they on Brazilian-bikini-wax-era porn who are remained a couple until the end of their days. shocked — shocked! — to discover that hair Gray’s story is a great subject for a movie. naturally grows down there. As the movie pres- But Effie Gray, directed by Richard Laxton, ents him, Ruskin is just an unpleasant, uptight written by Emma Thompson, and star- guy, and not anyone for whom you would feel ring the enchantingly doe-eyed Dakota compassion or even pity. Thank God Effie gets M ONTH Fanning, sells its subject short. You can away — but the movie’s gears grind down long A PRIL feel the good intentions vibrating off the before she can free herself, and us, from her XX–M TOM DAVID GREG CLAUDIA ROBBIE JAMES RICCARDO DEREK POLLY screen, but it’s still a listless affair, one husband’s malevolently indifferent clutches. STURRIDGE SUCHET WISE CARDINALE COLTRANE FOX SCAMARCIO JACOBI DARTFORD that takes forever to go almost nowhere. 2-A ONTH The picture struggles so valiantly to be a [email protected] PRIL woman’s empowerment fable that it leaves 8, 2015 you wishing for just a little romance. XX, 2008 Effie Gray www.adopt lms.com Part of the problem, maybe, is that the Starring Dakota Fanning, Emma Thompson, damn thing looks so handsome. The cinema- Julie Walters, Tom Sturridge, and Robbie tography, by Andrew Dunn, spans bristly Coltrane. Directed by Richard Laxton. Written RD by Emma Thompson. Opens Friday, April 3, at SPECIAL ENGAGEMENTS START FRIDAY, APRIL 3 Scottish hillscapes and the mossy grandeur of AMC AMC REGAL LIVING ROOM REGAL AMC MOVIES OF MOVIES OF LAKE DOWNTOWN @ Living Room Theaters FAU, Florida Atlantic MALL OF THE SUNSET PLACE 24 SHADOWOOD 16 THEATERS SAWGRASS AVENTURA 24 DELRAY WORTH THE GARDENS 16 Venetian canals, but it’s so alluring it feels like AMERICAS 14 5701 SUNSET 9889 W. GLADES 777 GLADES STADIUM 23 19501 BISCAYNE 7421 W. ATLANTIC 7380 LAKE WORTH CINEMAS 11701 LAKE University, 777 Glades Road, Boca Raton; fau. 7795 WEST FLAGLER DRIVE ROAD ROAD 2600 NW 136TH BLVD AVE. ROAD VICTORIA GARDENS a bit of a tease — watching Effie suffer amid livingroomtheaters.com. 108 minutes. PG-13. 1-888-AMC-4FUN 1-888-AMC 4FUN (800) FANDANGO #175 (561) 948-2560 AVE. (954) 846-1707 (888) AMC-4FUN (561) 638-0020 (561) 968-4545 LAKE AVE. (561) 253-0819 PALM MIAMI SOUTH MIAMI BOCA RATON BOCA RATON SUNRISE AVENTURA DELRAY BEACH WORTH BEACH GARDENS 21 21 browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews y | A Night+D ge | A t film | Art | s | Art | music dish film New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm 8, 2015 8, pril 2-A pril A

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▼ Dish Born to Brunch Fort Lauderdale is a city that seems created for brunching. BY NICOLE DANNA | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | runch is one thing South | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Florida has nailed. Three counties, all well-versed in the weekend mother of all meals — that breakfast and lunch Bmash-up we all know and love so well. Floridians truly have it all: from water- front spots and all-you-can-eat buffets to the fancy hotel digs with seafood towers and the $15 bottomless mimosas that make Monday mornings that much more groan-worthy. In Broward County, there’s no better place to grab brunch than in Fort Lauder- dale, where there is practically an endless variety of weekend spots to grab a late breakfast or early lunch. This list points you to the best, whether for the view, the food, the deals, or the people-watching. You now have permission to brunch. Pelican Grand Beach Resort, 2000 N. Ocean tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C Blvd. Call 954-556-7667, pelicanbeach.com. It was our top brunch pick for all of Broward County, so it stands to reason it’s also our top pick here. If you’re looking for a great way to relax on a Sunday, the beach is — of course — where it’s at. Unfortunately, in terms of dining, it’s not always easy to find great food while keeping your toes THIS LIST in the sand. That’s POINTS YOU not the case at Peli- TO THE BEST, can Grand. With a veranda that opens WHETHER straight onto that FOR THE golden strip of land, Courtesy photo NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH VIEW, THE the brunch is about New Times Broward-palm B each FOOD, THE as close as you can marys, mimosas, or Curious Travelers Dulce de leche-infused French toast at Tacocraft’s brunch. DEALS, OR get to the Atlantic will keep you drinking for $10 per person THE PEOPLE- Ocean. From 11:30 (with the purchase of a brunch buffet, or O-B House, 333 Himmarshee St. Call bloody marys, mango bellinis, or a mimosa. a.m. to 2:30 p.m. else it’s $15) until 3 p.m. If you’re feeling 954-530-7520, or visit o-bhouse.com. Tap 42, 1411 S. Andrews Ave. Call WATCHING. and for $55 per adventurous, you can try the restaurant’s It’s not an official brunch spot, but the 954-463-4900, or visit tap42.com. person, guests have own “Angryosas” — Angry Orchard cider Old Fort Lauderdale Breakfast House does This ever-popular craft-beer bar and res- unlimited access to a number of tables, with orange juice — for an unconventional serve breakfast all day every day — and on taurant hosts its weekend brunch from 11 a.m. including a seafood tower, cold display, brunch cocktail. Whether you’re look- Saturday and Sunday from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. to 3 p.m. That means the bottomless brunch carving station, made-to-order waffles ing to start your weekend off with a bang — so that still counts. The prices are a little drink specials will be flowing all day with and omelets, bloody marys, and mimosas. or just cure the headache from last night, high, and the wait is often out the door, but $15 for all-you-can-drink mimosas, bloody Plus, because of the fixed price, you don’t AmSo is ready to help you on your mission; the O-B House has long been known for marys, and Harpoon UFO White on draft. have to deal with the stress of figuring out brunch is offered Saturdays and Sundays. its awesome breakfast and lunch fare, well Next up, the food: appetizers, brunch bites, the check. It’s a vacation from the average Himmarshee Public House, 201 worth the wait and the price. Choose the and gastrogrub-style dishes. That means brunch scene for both tourists and locals. SW Second St. Call 954-616-5275, build-your-own omelet, or let the house you can start your day off with crispy Asian American Social Bar & Restau- or visit publichouseftl.com. make its specialty: gently cooked and softly calamari; the hangover breakfast sandwich rant, 721 E. Las Olas Blvd. Call 954- Every weekend from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. folded free-range eggs with jumbo lump with scrambled eggs, chicken apple sausage, 764-7005, or visit amsobar.com. Saturday and Sunday, you know where to crab meat or fresh-caught mahi. O-B spe- and white cheddar served between French M ONTH Las Olas is not exactly known as an af- find the party. It’s going on at Himmarshee cialties include the vacationer’s breakfast: toast buns; and a golden quinoa seafood A pril

fordable street; however, here you’ll find an Village, where each of the JEY Hospital- two eggs cooked to order and served with a salad with mixed greens, Brussels sprouts, XX–M à la carte brunch in a fun atmosphere that is ity concepts throws down an awesome fresh, baked-in-house muffin and a cup of Mandarin orange, green apples, cranberries, 2-A an absolute steal. Every weekend, American brunch. That includes the Rise and Dine fresh fruit topped with a dollop of cultured almonds, feta cheese, and a citrus vinaigrette. pril Social offers an all-you-can-eat buffet from brunch at Himmarshee Public House, Vermont organic yogurt. Or splurge on a few Tacocraft Taquería & Tequila Bar, 204 SW ONTH

11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. for $23.95 per person. where you can get it all: the bottomless of the thick, eight-inch, cast-iron-grilled Second St. Call 954-463-2003, tacocraft.com. 8, 2015 The brunch buffet table has an omelet and drinks, amazing food, music, and plenty of Florida corn pancakes. When in doubt, the Sunday celebrations in downtown XX, 2008 waffle station, prime-rib-carving station, people-watching. For $15, you’ll get unlim- hearty breakfast sandwich always hits the Fort Lauderdale are now even better with fried chicken, snow-crab legs, and smoked ited bloody marys and mimosas, which you spot, especially the Big O-B BLT, with six brunch at JEY Hospitality’s Tacocraft. salmon along with two types of breakfast can sip to the beats of a live DJ. Then nosh slices of house-cured bacon, local tomato, From 10:30 a.m. to 3 p.m., the brunch sausage, bacon, roasted potatoes, biscuits, on the giant biscuits, banana-bread French mixed organic greens, and thick-sliced toast menu offers a plethora of zesty creations and gravy. More interested in the boozy side toast, Southern-style eggs Benedict, and with raspberry mayonnaise. Then wash it inspired by a full taqueríaesque menu and all down with house-made sangria, sake p24 of things? An option of unlimited bloody a create-your-own grilled-cheese bar. tequila bar. A special menu full of >> 2323 Born to Brunch from p23

Latin-style creations has been assembled for this special day, including the Huevos Diablos, dulce-de-leche-infused French toast, and the hangover burrito. Here, ladies drink free mimosas and sangria with their meals. Guys needn’t worry — a variety of brunch cocktails includes bloody browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com marys, bellinis, and mimosas. The drink to get: a special Mexican twist on the traditional bloody mary with a bloody maria, made with tequila in place of vodka. The Foxy Brown, 723 E. Broward Blvd. Call 754-200-4236, myfoxybrown.com.

ts | o N te ts This casual downtown Fort Lauderdale bistro from the owners behind Coconuts and G&B Oyster serves classic American comfort food. The name itself is a riff on multiple meanings. But the real inspiration is pretty simple: Foxy Brown is named after owner Eliot Wolfe’s dog. The other inspiration for the restaurant is the patty ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews melt, a burger and Swiss with caramelized

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A bloody marys, sangria, mimosas, and bellinis t will no doubt hit the spot. And if you feel like more of a water view, the spot’s sister restaurant, Coconuts, offers an equally fan- tastic brunch with a more picturesque view. about? Chow and Bull Market, 210 SW Second St. Call 954-523-1213, or visit facebook.com/ Follow us at BrowardNTStreet bullmarketfl or facebook.com/eatatchow. Two is always better than one, right? Well, it certainly is when you’re talking brunch. Visit downtown Himmarshee Village on Sunday and you’ll get two brunches in one spot thanks to sister eateries Chow and Bull Market’s weekly brunch buffet for $24. The | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film restaurants combine to deliver a unique “East Vs. West” all-you-can eat menu delivering Bull Market’s new American comfort fare and Chow’s Asian-inspired eats. That means omelet and waffle stations and fried chicken, plus stir-fried noodles and crab legs. Even unlimited sushi. Of course, the good times don’t stop there. Next, slog down a few drinks with the unlimited bloody mary and mimosa twin 1 1/2 lb. special for $15 per person. But wait, there’s 5 lb. maine more: Ladies drink free from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., lobster maine it’s happy hour all day, and all regular drinks * lobsters $ * are two-for-one. So get in on the breakfast- 45.95 Each Sharing Charge $3.95 $ lunch action with twice the food and drink 22.95 options, guaranteed every weekend. twin 1 1/4 lb. From 2:00 - 5:30PM

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW Steak 954, 401 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach maine lobsters salmon New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Blvd. Call 954-414-8333, or visit steak954.com. * $ * Anything related to the W Hotel is as- 16.95 $ sociated with being trendy and cool. Obvi- From 2:00 - 5:30PM 12.95 After 5:30PM $18.95 ously, that notion would have to extend 2Pm-5:30Pm to the brunch menu, although the spot birthday

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▼ Music Happiness Is... Taking Back Sunday Millennials’ fave band wrote its latest album on a creepy farm. BY NATALYA JONES | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | secluding yourself in what could be a | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | location for the next Texas Chainsaw Mas- sacre movie was a good way to do that. And while the form of its songs might change, Taking Back Sunday never wants the personal connection fans have with its lyrics to go away. That’s something Taking Back Sunday is known for, and it’s something it continues to do on Happi- ness Is. “The place where we write from is very personal and almost always from direct experience,” Nolan says. “You think you might write a song so personal that people might not relate to it because it’s so specific to you, but Adam [Lazzara, lead vocalist] and I feel that people relate to those types of songs the most.” The songs of Hap- piness Is tackle topics tage | a rt | Film D ish Music TAKING BACK familiar to Taking SUNDAY’S Back Sunday: anger, FOLLOWING confusion, sadness. But they also take IS MADE UP on more grown-up OF PEOPLE and personal is- WHO FIND sues, like divorce. “If COMFORT IN you should change THE SHRIEKS your name/I’d love OF ITS SONGS. you just the same/ and if you’d run away/I’d save your place,” Lazzara sings on the album’s second track, “Flicker Fade.” The band revisits the subject on the eighth track, “Better Homes and Gardens,” with the Ryan Russell heartbreakingly personal lyrics, “When you New Times Broward-palm B each lose your eyes for a moment The album was re-released in February They made it back from West Virginia alive. took that ring off/I sat there stunned/Parked NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH and go back to the posthardcore and includes three new b-sides and three out in my car/Surprised by what you’ve done.” days of 2002, when lyrics were new acoustic versions of songs. Happiness Because the band members now live It’s a lyrical formula that has worked screamed through greasy bangs Is was the band’s third album recorded with in scattered locations, they all meet in one well for the band over the past decade. Tak- and guitars were strummed its original lineup, which reunited in 2010. place to work on albums. When it came ing Back Sunday’s following is made up Cwith gusto by black-clad guitarists. These Aside from the obscure moniker, the time to record Happiness Is, the band of people who find comfort in the shrieks were the songs that got you through middle album stands alone from the previous went to its most interesting location yet: a of its songs. Though the band has never school or high school — maybe even col- five stylistically. “Each song goes in a few beyond-creepy farm in West Virginia. “We been known as groundbreaking musi- lege. These songs got you through your slightly different territories,” adds No- were out in the middle of nowhere,” says cally, it has tapped into something deep first breakup or your parents’ divorce. lan. “The album takes you on a trip from Nolan. “It was a weird place and wasn’t and undeniable in the millennial genera- These songs were loud, and they un- beginning to end. We wanted it to be an the most comfortable situation. It got us tion with its songwriting. When Lazzara derstood you. These songs understood experience where you listen to it from in a weird state of mind and may have af- screams, “I just want to break you down your pain, and they were right there with start to finish.” Perhaps Taking Back Sun- fected our writing, but I’m not sure.” so badly,” in the band’s hit 2006 song you, experiencing that same pain. These day’s sound is growing up right along with The band’s website even poked fun “MakeDamnSure,” it’s hard not to in- songs were sung by Taking Back Sunday. its fans. If the “Cute Without the E” days at the situation, flashing a message that stantly have someone pop into your head, You can open your eyes now, by the way. were the band’s high school years, Taking read, “We are currently holed up in a farm whether it be a parent, lover, or teacher. Taking Back Sunday is still at it more Back Sunday is now in grad school, writ- in West Virginia writing songs for the Taking Back Sunday has always felt than a decade later. Formed in 1999, the ing a thesis in between hits from a bong. next album. Or possibly making a slasher like that one friend you can go to with M ONTH band has been around a lot longer than your What this album did have in common film, depending who you ask.” On more your complaints, no matter how melo- A pril

average group playing Warped Tour. But with the others, however, was the secluded than one occasion, a band member awoke dramatic or insignificant they are. XX–M process of its songwriting, something the with a mouse crawling on him in bed. And this Saturday in Fort Lauderdale, instead of dying out or fading away, Taking 2-A Back Sunday has been making music, and band has made use of in the past. When “It would definitely be the setting for Revolution Live will be filled with sweaty pril a lot of it. The band has released six studio the group was working on its self-titled the horror film where everyone who lives people, screaming along to a band that ONTH

albums over the course of its career. Its latest, 2011 album, it rented a pecan farm on the there gets picked off one by one,” Nolan they have always felt understood them. 8, 2015 released in March of last year, is the seem- Mexican border called Sonic Ranch. “They says. Despite the mice and the creepiness, XX, 2008 ingly incomplete-sounding Happiness Is. gave us a little house across the way with a the location must have done its job. The odd [email protected] “We wanted to leave it open to people’s in- studio,” he said. “We lived in the house, and location was intentional, after all. Nolan terpretation,” the band’s drummer, John Nolan, when we felt like it, we would walk over to pointed out that the band was looking for a Taking Back Sunday says about the album’s title. “You could either the studio and record.” The album debuted new and different environment to write in. With Letlive and the Menzingers. 6 p.m. Saturday, April 4, at Revolution Live, 100 SW Third Ave., read it very literally or fill in the blank. We like at number 17 on the Billboard 200 chart, It’s clear it was trying to do something dif- Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost $26.50 plus fees. Call so they must have done something right. ferent with this latest effort. And apparently 954-449-1025, or visit jointherevolution.net. that it could be taken in a few different ways.” 2727 | MUSIC PREVIEWS | Heavy stuff, man. The Walruses may be a group of intergalac- ▼ Music tic warrior-explorers, but before discovering their trippy, bass-tastic beats, Y Diz, the Time- Zoo Keeper, and the rest of the crew were Telekinetic Walrus just a bunch of kids trying to make music. WITH SHARK ANTHONY & THE REEF. 9 P.M. SATURDAY, “I came down here [from Atlanta] in APRIL 4, AT FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE, 2621 N. 2008 because I was collaborating with Jake FEDERAL HIGHWAY, BOCA RATON. ADMISSION [Fletcher], the Time-Zoo Keeper in the browardpalmbeach.com

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browardpalmbeach.com Kyle Eastwood: 7 p.m., $25-$65. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza Real, Boca Norton, Sat., April 11, 8 p.m., $43-$108. Parker Playhouse, 707 NE Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife. Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-761-5374, parkerplayhouse.com. Come Back Alice: With Sawgrass Express, Sat., April 11, 9 p.m., $7. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 Funky Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, thefunkybuddha.com. Dr. Lonnie Smith Trio: With the Gold Coast Jazz, 7:45 p.m., $45. Mates of State: Sat., April 11, 7:30 p.m., $15. Culture Room, 3045 N. Amaturo Theater, 201 SW Fifth Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462- Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. 0222, browardcenter.org. Nunhex Three-Year Anniversary Bash: With Sacridose, Violently Earphunk: With special guests, 8 p.m., $17.30. Culture Room, 3045 N. High, Holly Hunt, and Awkward Kisser, Sat., April 11, 9 p.m., Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. $8. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, Ella Herrera: 11 p.m., Free. Dada Restaurant & Lounge, 52 N. Swinton churchillspub.com. Ave., Delray Beach, 561-330-3232, dada.closermagazine.com. Roosevelt Collier’s South Florida Get Down: With Oteil Burbridge, Kyle Eastwood: 7 p.m., $25-$65. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza Real, Boca Kofi Burbridge, Anthony Cole, Derreck Lee, and Fusik, Sat., April Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife. 11, 8 p.m., $25-$40. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Shawn Mendes: 8 p.m., $32.50. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Seabound: With Architect and Astari Nite, Sat., April 11, 8 p.m., $15/$20. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com.

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Night+ dA tifaces, the Grey 8s, and others, Thu., April 9, 9 p.m., $5. Churchill’s Tortuga Music Festival: With Kenny Chesney, Zac Brown Band, Jake Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Owen, Little Big Town, Trace Adkins, Sublime with Rome, David LET THE Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefer Band: Thu., April 9, 8 p.m., $30- Nail, the Mavericks, Colt Ford, Chase Rice, Sam Hunt, Frankie ge |

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| MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Pub: more at BrowardPalmBeach.com/music. To list your act, The Heavy Pets: With the Politix and Jayjohero, 8 p.m., $17.30. Culture email [email protected] INITIAL FOR APPROVAL CallPO: club listingsPM: Room,AM: 3045 N. FederalAD: Highway, FortCD: Lauderdale, 954-564-1074,CW: QC: editor Laurie Charles at 305-571-7549. cultureroom.net. Jeff Harnar: 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. CONCERTS FOR THE WEEK Legacy: A Kurt Cobain Tribute Concert: With Smells Like Grunge: The Nirvana Tribute Band, 9 p.m., $10. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis THURSDAY, APRIL 2 St., West Palm Beach, 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com. The Long Run: A national tribute to the Eagles, 8 p.m., $10-$25. The First Thursday Sound Series: With Stache of Laughs Comedy hosted by Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, Julie Baez at 9 p.m., and music by Motel Talk, the Old Fashioned, and funkybiscuit.com. Not Spices at 11 p.m. Presented by JMB Records, 9 p.m., Free. Stache Nevermind: A Tribute to Nirvana: With Armada!, Dorothy’s Sur- 1920’s Drinking Den, 109 SW 2nd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, stacheftl.com. render, the Burnouts, After the Fall, Jacuzzi Fuzz, and Drawing Flaunt 10-Year Anniversary: With Sweet Bronco and Chaucer, 11 Bored, 8 p.m., Free. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, p.m., Free. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com. R&B Love Fest: With Keith Sweat, Bell Biv Devoe, K-Ci & JoJo, and El The Grass Is Dead: Spring Tour kick-off show. Presented by Grateful Debarge, 7 p.m., $60-$250. BankUnited Center, 1245 Dauer Drive, Thursday, 8 p.m., $10-$25. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Coral Gables, 305-284-8686, bankunitedcenter.com. Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Taking Back Sunday: With the Menzingers and Letlive., 7 p.m., $26.50. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Naughty Professor: With the Aaron Lebos Reality, 9 p.m., $7. Funky Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025. Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368- Telekinetic Walrus and the Pride of Ions: As part of the Gold Pass 4643, thefunkybuddha.com. Tour with Shark Anthony & the Reef, 9 p.m., $10. Funky Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, FRIDAY, APRIL 3 thefunkybuddha.com. The Temptations: With the Four Tops, 8 p.m., $25-$120. Alexander Bluestone: With Jeffrey James and Dark Horse Flyer, 9 p.m., $15-$30. W. Dreyfoos School of the Arts, 501 S. Sapodilla Ave., West Palm

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A Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832- Diana Krall: 8 p.m., $35-$150. Alexander W. Dreyfoos School of the Arts, ONTH 9999, respectablestreet.com. 501 S. Sapodilla Ave., West Palm Beach, 561-802-6000, awdsoa.org. M LAGER SEDUCED Jazz Jam: With the Fernando Ulibarri Group, the Mike Wood Trio, SATURDAY, APRIL 4 and surprise guests. Out on the patio stage it’s open mic with the Theatre De Underground., 9 p.m., $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd © 2015 Broken Barrel Brewing Co., Oculto, Flavored Beer, Houston, TX and Williamsburg, VA 3030 Equinox Rox: With Renee Solis on vocals and guitar; Troy Solis on tenor Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Whiskey Blue at W Fort Lauderdale Hotel: 401 N. Fort Lauderdale browardpalmbeach.com DRAG browardpalmbeach.com Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-414-8200, starwoodhotels. Culture Room: 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564- com. Open Mic Night Thursdays, Thursdays, 9 p.m. 1074, cultureroom.net. RuPaul’s Drag Race: Battle of the Seasons, Hosted by Michelle Visage. With Adore Delano, Bianca Del Rio, REGGAE Detox, Ivy Winters, Jinkx Monsoon, Phi Phi O’Hara, and Sharon Needles, Thu., April 2, 9 p.m., $30. Boston’s on the Beach: 40 S. Ocean Blvd., Delray Beach, 561-278- Diamond Strike Lanes: 2200 N. Federal Highway, Pompano Beach, 3364, bostonsonthebeach.com. House of Reggae, With Rhyth- 954-941-0968, diamondstrikelanes.com. Bowling Queens, All-you- mation and DJ Lance-O of Kulcha Shok Muzik., Mondays, 9 p.m., $5. can-bowl drag bowling and cabaret show, Tuesdays, 9 p.m., $20. Longboards: 519 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-833-4660, Lips: 1421 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park, 954-567-0987, lipsusa. facebook.com/longboardsrestaurant. Free Love Fridays, Fridays, com. Dinner with the Divas, Come join Cher, Madonna, Dianna Ross, Free. Reggae Monday, Mondays. Bette Midler, and many more when you dine with the divas, Thurs- Lucky’s Tavern: 214 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-356-8140. | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days |

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