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FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM Good Morning America (N) (cc) KATU News This Morning - Sat (cc) Jack Hanna’s Wild Ocean Mysteries Born to Explore Everyday Health Food for Thought Culture Click 2/KATU 2 2 Countdown (N) (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) Habits. (TVG) 5:00 CBS This Morning (N) (cc) Doodlebops (cc) Doodlebops (cc) Fusion North- Garden Time Danger Rangers Horseland The College Basketball NCAA Division II Tournament, Final. (N) (Live) 6/KOIN 6 6 (Cont’d) (TVY) (TVY) west home. (cc) (TVG) Newbies. (TVY7) (cc) NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 7:00 AM (N) (cc) Willa’s Wild Life Jane and the Babar (cc) (TVY) Red Bull Signature Series (N) (cc) Golf Central Live PGA Tour Golf 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) (TVY7) Dragon (TVY) (TVPG) (N) (cc) Signing Time! Sesame Street Telly, Elmo and Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl (cc) The Electric Com- Fetch! With Ruff The Victory Gar- P. Allen Smith’s Sewing With It’s Sew Easy 10/KOPB 10 10 (cc) (TVG) Rosita make shapes. (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY7) pany (TVY) Ruffman (TVY) den (TVG) Garden Home Nancy (TVG) Patterns. (TVG) Good Day Oregon Saturday (N) Paid Elizabeth’s Great Mystery Hunters Cookin’ With Sports Stars of Teen Kids News 12/KPTV 12 12 Big World (cc) (TVG) Cutty Tomorrow (N) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Natural Hor- Paid Paid Atmosphere for Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 mones Miracles Gina D’s Kids Club The Dooley and Dr. Wonder’s Bugtime Adven- Auto B. Good (cc) Mary Rice Hop- God Rocks! (cc) Davey and Goliath Ishine Knect (cc) The Lads TV (cc) Hermie & Friends Adv. Carlos Cat- 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVY) Pals Show Workshop (TVG) tures (TVY) (TVG) kins (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVG) (cc) erpillar Paid Paid Cubix: Robots for Cubix: Robots for Sonic X (cc) Sonic X Trick Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal Yu-Gi-Oh! (cc) Dragon Ball Z Kai Dragon Ball Z Kai Tai Chi Chasers Yu-Gi-Oh! (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 Everyone Everyone (TVY7) Sand. (TVY7) (N) (cc) (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVY7) (N) (cc) (TVY7) (TVY7) Hometime (cc) Ron Hazelton’s Exploration W/ Pets.TV (cc) Jack Hanna’s Into Animal Atlas (cc) Animal Rescue Dog Tales (cc) Paid Paid Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 (TVG) HouseCalls Jarod Miller (TVG) the Wild (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Paid Paid Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House A house ends up Flip This House Armando and Flip This House Atlanta’s Kirkwood Flip This House Taking on another A&E 52 181 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) creating problems. (cc) (TVPG) Veronica face off. (cc) (TVPG) neighborhood. (cc) (TVPG) flip. (cc) (TVPG) The Rifleman The The Rifleman Tin- The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) The Rifleman (cc) Last of the Dogmen ★★ (‘95) Tom Berenger, Barbara Hershey. A tracker investigates 11:15 The Searchers ★★★★ (‘56) AMC 71 231 Debt. (TVG) horn. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) the disappearance of three escaped prisoners. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:57) John Wayne. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:59) Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) Wild Amazon Life in the Amazon Hillbilly Handfishin’ Boston best Dogs 101 The bond shared by Who Let the Dogs Planet’s Funniest My Cat From Hell Mad Max sneaks AP 43 130 (TVG) (TVG) constantly adapts. (cc) (TVPG) friends take up noodling. (TVPG) people and their pets. (cc) (TVG) Out (N) Animals into an apartment. (TVPG) BET Inspiration (TVG) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) BET 56 270 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) CNN Newsroom Your Bottom Line CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid The Goode Family Sit Down, Shut Up Shorties Watchin’ Crank Yankers Crank Yankers Ugly Americans South Park South Park (cc) COM 60 190 (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) Asspen. (TV14) (TV14) Northwest Wild Country (N) (Live) Outdoor GPS (N) (Live) Angler West Northwest Out- Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Dwight Jaynes. . . Paid CSN 37 77 (TVPG) doorsmen (N) competes in rodeos. Posting Up Paid Paid Paid Florida Travel- Patient Ed The battle against the American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior DISC 7 120 Luxury HIV epidemic. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Rick’s News. (cc) (TVPG) The Call. (cc) (TVPG) Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Doc McStuffins Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Pixie Hollow The Princess and the Frog ★★★ DISN 41 250 Clubhouse Clubhouse Clubhouse (cc) (TVY) Clubhouse Pirates (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Games (TVG) (‘09) ‘G’ (cc) (1:35) Paid Paid The Hot Chick ★ (‘02) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. A cheerleader Khloe and Lamar The Soup (TV14) E! News (N) Fashion Police (TV14) E! 70 196 and a man switch bodies via magic earrings. ‘PG-13’ (1:41) (TV14) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional First Semi- Women’s College Basketball ESPN 35 70 final. (N) (Live) 5:30 English Premier League Soccer Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur. College GameDay (cc) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil 2011 NHRA Thrills NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple ESPN2 36 74 (N) (Live) (Cont’d) Series. (Taped) (cc) & Spills 300, Qualifying. (N) (Live) Paid Paid Boy Meets World Boy Meets World My Girl ★★★ (‘91) Anna Chlumsky, Macaulay Culkin. A funeral Bringing Down the House ★★ (‘03) Steve Martin, Queen Latifah. A FAM 39 199 (TVG) (TVG) director’s daughter has a summer of awakenings. ‘PG’ (1:42) brassy ex-con gets an uptight attorney to clear her name. ‘PG-13’ 3:00 FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls and Bears Cavuto on Busi- Forbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) The Journal Edi- FOX News Watch FNC 48 118 (Cont’d) (cc) ness (N) (cc) (N) (cc) (cc) torial Report (N) Paid Paid Alex’s Day Off Big Daddy’s Aarti Party Cooking for Real Down Home With 30-Minute Meals The Pioneer Paula’s Best Barefoot Cont- Giada at Home FOOD 66 164 House (TVG) the Neelys Woman (N) Dishes (N) essa (N) (TVG) Paid Paid Dude, Where’s My Car? ★ (‘00) Ashton Kutcher. Two slackers are How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your Two and a Half FX 53 53 clueless after a night of heavy partying. ‘PG-13’ (1:23) Mother (TV14) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) Men (TV14) European PGA Tour Golf Trophee Hassan II, Third Round. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third PGA Tour Golf GOLF 33 304 Round. (N) (Live) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy I Love Lucy The The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy HALL 18 240 (TVPG) (TVPG) Drafted. (TVPG) Adagio. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Disaster DIY (cc) Disaster DIY (cc) Income Property Kitchen Cousins Property Broth- Property Broth- Yard Crashers Yard Crashers House Crashers House Crashers HGTV 67 165 (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) ers (cc) (TVG) ers (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Heavy Metal B26 Marauder! (cc) Modern Marvels ’60s Tech. Color Modern Marvels ’70s Tech. PONG; Modern Marvels New and exciting Modern Marvels ’90s Tech. Tech- HIST 50 128 (TVG) TV; satellite broadcasting. (TVPG) microprocessors. (TVG) gadgets of the 1980s. (TVPG) nologies of the 1990s. (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid New Adv./Old New Adv./Old LIFE 69 140 Christine Christine 5:00 Up W/Chris Hayes (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 (Cont’d) Parental Control Parental Control Parental Control Parental Control 16 and Pregnant A teen’s friends 16 and Pregnant Lori. Struggle 16 and Pregnant Where Are They Now? Part 3. 10 on Top (N) MTV 63 210 (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) hate her baby’s father. (TVPG) with adoption. (cc) (TVPG) Catching up with cast members. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Panda: NICK 40 252 Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants Legends Legends Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid UEFA Magazine Action Sports College Softball California at ROOT 34 76 World Tour Stanford. (Taped) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters American Digger Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower TV SPIKE 57 54 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Monster Man Unique werewolf; Never Cry Werewolf ★★ (‘08) Kevin Sorbo, Nina Dobrev. A hunter SYFY 59 180 makeup effects. (TVPG) helps a teen investigate her mysterious new neighbor. ‘NR’ (cc) Married. . . With Married. . . With My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl According to Jim Yes, Dear (cc) Yes, Dear (cc) Yes, Dear (cc) Yes, Dear (cc) 11:25 Saving Sil- TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) verman ★ Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Property Ladder A couple try flip- Property Ladder Eco-Flippers’ Hot Property Ladder A 1970s house in TLC 38 139 ping a 1940s house. (cc) (TVG) Property. Newly married. (TVG) poor condition. (cc) (TVG) Law & Order Crashers. A model’s Law & Order A former senator’s Law & Order True Crime. Dead Law & Order Corner Office. An Rizzoli & Isles Bloodlines. Frankie’s The Closer Brenda is the target TNT 54 51 body is found in an alley. (TV14) ex-wife is killed. (TV14) rock singer. (cc) (TV14) attorney is found dead. (TV14) old girlfriend returns. (TV14) of a civil suit. (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid When Vacations Attack (cc) (TVPG) Mysteries at the Museum Two arti- Off Limits Don goes to Oak Knoll When Vacations Attack (cc) (TVPG) Mysteries at the Museum Two arti- TRAV 65 170 facts save Roosevelt. (TVPG) Naval Hospital. (cc) (TVPG) facts save Roosevelt. (TVPG) Three’s Company 6:36 Three’s 7:12 Three’s Company Jack 7:48 Three’s 8:24 The Nanny The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) Happily Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home Edition A TVLND 64 244 (TVG) Company (cc) becomes an escort. (cc) (TVG) Company (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Corvallis, Ore., family. (TVPG) Tu Desayuno Tu Desayuno Paid Paid Pocoyo (SS) The Backyardi- Zigby (SS) (TVY) Maya y Miguel Dora the Explorer Go, Diego, Go! Paid Paid UNI/47 31 16 Alegre: Fin Alegre: Fin (TVG) gans (TVY) (SS) (TVY) (TVY) (SS) (TVY) Monk Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico. Paid Paid Paid Paid Fast & Furious ★★ (‘09) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. Fugitive Dom Torret- NCIS Sharif Returns. A terrorist USA 58 50 The death of a skydiver. (TVPG) to and Brian O’Conner resume a feud in Los Angeles. ‘PG-13’ (cc) with a chemical weapon. (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Top 20 Video Countdown (TVPG) Saturday Night Live Justin Tim- VH1 62 217 berlake; Lady Gaga. (cc) (TV14) Walker, Texas Ranger Silent Cry. Walker, Texas Ranger Walker Law & Order: Criminal Intent Weep- Law & Order: Criminal Intent Alba- Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Privi- WGN-A 9 9 (cc) (TV14) probes a deadly heist. (TVPG) ing Willow. (cc) (TV14) tross. (cc) (TV14) World’s Fair. (cc) (TV14) lege. (cc) (TV14) I Can Be Presi- The Rite ★★ (‘11) Anthony Hopkins, Colin O’Donoghue. A skeptical Gloria: In Her Own Words (cc) Game Change ★★★ (‘12) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson. Gov. Sarah REAL Sports Bry- HBO 551 401 dent: Kid’s-Eye seminary student attends a school for exorcists. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:54) (TV14) Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. (cc) ant Gumbel 5:15 Nine ★★ (‘09) Daniel Day- 7:15 Make Believe ★★★ (‘10) Six young magicians battle for the title The Twilight Saga: New Moon ★★ (‘09) Kristen Stewart. Bella finds 11:10 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ SHO 576 366 Lewis. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:58) (Cont’d) of Teen World Champion. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:29) herself drawn into the world of werewolves. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:10) (‘10) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’ 5:50 Simone ★★ (‘02) Al Pacino, Catherine Keener. A computer- 7:50 Grown Ups ★ (‘10) Adam Sandler. Friends learn 9:35 Tangled ★★★ (‘10) Voices of Mandy Moore. Animated. A bandit 11:35 Brooklyn’s STRZ 534 340 generated actress takes on a life of her own. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) that maturity does not always come with age. provides Rapunzel’s ticket out of her prison tower. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:41) Finest (‘09) The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze ★★ 7:45 Confessions of Boston Blackie ★★ (‘41) Chester Lord of the Jungle ★★ (‘55) Johnny Sheffield, The Baron of Arizona ★★★ (‘50) Vincent Price, Ellen TCM 501 230 (‘63) Moe Howard, Larry Fine. ‘NR’ (cc) Morris, Harriet Hilliard. ‘NR’ (1:05) Wayne Morris. ‘NR’ (1:09) Drew. ‘NR’ (1:36) SATURDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 24

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM Paid Paid Ball Boys (N) (cc) Ball Boys (N) (cc) Paid Paid ESPN Sports Saturday (N) KATU News at 5 ABC World News 2/KATU 2 2 (N) (cc) Road to the Final Four (N) (cc) 1:20 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Final. (N) (Live) (cc) 3:40 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Final. (N) (Live) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 11:30 PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Paid Pearlie (TVY7) Zula Patrol (cc) Shelldon (cc) NewsChannel 8 at NewsChannel 8 at 8/KGW 8 8 (TVY) (TVY7) 5PM (N) 5PM (N) Fons & Porter’s Quilting Arts Essential Pépin America’s Test Cook’s Country MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s Woodsmith Shop Hometime (N) Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence 10/KOPB 10 10 Love of Quilting (TVG) (TVG) Kitchen From America (cc) (TVG) Shop (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) House (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Welk Show Made in Holly- Paid Movie Better (cc) (TVPG) The Perfect The Green 5 O’Clock News (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 wood: Teen Ingredient Economy Paid Paid Half Past Dead ★ (‘02) Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut. An under- Ali ★★★ (‘01) Will Smith, Jamie Foxx. Based on the life story of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali. ‘R’ 22/KPXG 5 5 cover agent battles gold-hungry invaders in prison. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (2:45) Paws & Tales (cc) Greatest Heroes & Legends of the Christian World Arthur: A Pilgrim Great Souls Bill & Gloria Gaither: Precious In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley 24/KNMT 20 20 Bible Biblical stories retold. News (cc) Memories (cc) (cc) (TVG) Career Day (cc) The Young Icons Eco Company (cc) On the Spot (cc) Grey’s Anatomy A rigorous trau- What Lies Beneath ★★ (‘00) Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer. A housewife is swept up in a spirit’s 32/KRCW 3 3 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) ma certification drill. (TV14) supernatural revenge. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:06) Next Stop The Perfect Whacked Out Access Hollywood (N) (cc) (TVPG) TMZ (N) (cc) (TVPG) Trout TV (TVG) The Joy of Fish- MERGE The King of The King of 49/KPDX 13 13 Ingredient Sports (TVPG) ing Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Flip This House Flipping “boot Ocean’s Eleven ★★★ (‘01) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A suave ex-con assembles a Dog the Bounty Hunter Dog tracks Dog the Bounty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty A&E 52 181 camp.” (cc) (TVPG) team to rob a casino vault. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:56) a fugitive. (cc) (TVPG) Hunter (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) C.E.-No. (TVPG) 11:15 The Searchers ★★★★ (‘56) John Wayne. A Civil War hero Braveheart ★★★ (‘95) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. ‘R’ (cc) (2:57) AMC 71 231 spends five years searching for his niece. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) Too Cute! A sanctuary that saves Too Cute! Three kitten litters Too Cute! Three distinct puppy Too Cute! Three litters of puppies Too Cute! Three litters of cute kit- Too Cute! Savannah, Siberian and AP 43 130 baby sloths. (TVPG) coming of age. (cc) (TVPG) litters. (cc) (TVPG) grow up. (cc) (TVPG) tens grow up. (cc) (TVPG) shorthair cats. (cc) (TVPG) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) BET 56 270 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf CNN Newsroom (N) Global Lessons: The GPS Roadmap CNN 44 100 Blitzer for Saving Healthcare It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny 30 Rock (cc) 30 Rock (cc) Key & Peele Key & Peele Vegas Vacation ★ (‘97) Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo. The Gris- COM 60 190 in Phila. in Phila. in Phila. in Phila. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) wolds descend upon the gambling mecca. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:35) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Outdoor GPS Stompin’ Ground The Willis family North Face ’net Impact Dwight Jaynes. . . CSN 37 77 competes in rodeos. Masters (TVG) Posting Up American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior Moonshiners First run of moon- Moonshiners A hair-raising day- Moonshiners A Price to Pay. Tim Moonshiners A moonshiner will Sons of Guns Joe witnesses a DISC 7 120 Drastic Step. (cc) (TVPG) shine is threatened. (cc) (TV14) time bootlegging run. (cc) (TV14) risks moving his still site. (TV14) meet an untimely end. (TV14) murder in New Orleans. (TV14) Princess-Frog 12:45 Tangled Good Luck Char- Good Luck Char- Jessie (cc) Jessie Used Austin & Ally (cc) Austin & Ally (cc) Shake It Up! Apply Shake It Up! (cc) Good Luck Char- Jessie (cc) DISN 41 250 (Cont’d) Ever After (cc) lie (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) Karma. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) It Up. (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) The E! True Hollywood Story Stars’ Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Fashion Star The designers dis- The Voice The Battles, Week 2. Deciding which vocalists will E! 70 196 fall from grace. (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) play original pieces. (TVPG) advance. (cc) (TVPG) Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, College Basket- NASCAR Count- NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 300. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Regional Second Semifinal. (Cont’d) ball Live (N) down (N) (Live) The Announcement 30 for 30 (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN2 36 74 Raising Helen ★★ (‘04) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. A woman gains custody of her Mamma Mia! ★★ (‘08) Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan. A single hotelier prepares for The Family Man ★★★ (‘00) Nicolas FAM 39 199 late sister’s children. ‘PG-13’ (1:59) her daughter’s wedding. ‘PG-13’ (1:49) Cage, Tea Leoni. ‘PG-13’ The Five America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) FNC 48 118 Chopped Plenty of Fish. Tiny Cupcake Wars The 100th birthday Worst Cooks in America A colossal Sweet Genius Golden Genius. Des- Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Iron Chef America Flay vs. Stein. FOOD 66 164 Indian gourds; lutefisk. for the Girl Scouts. raw bar tower. serts with a breakfast and fall. and Dives and Dives Windy City vs. the Big Apple. Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Surrogates ★★ (‘09) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell. In a utopian XXX ★★ (‘02) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. A spy tries to stop an anarchist with weap- FX 53 53 Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) world, people live vicariously through robots. ‘PG-13’ (1:28) ons. ‘PG-13’ (2:04) 11:30 PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Feherty Golf Central (N) LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Third Round. (N) (Live) GOLF 33 304 Second Round. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) (Live) We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy HALL 18 240 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Love It or List It A couple likes Room Crashers Beautiful Homes Beautiful Homes Showhouse Show- Bang for Your The High Low Design on a Dime Dear Genevieve Love It or List It Smyth. Compact, HGTV 67 165 their property. (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVG) down (N) Buck (TVG) Project (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) busy urban home. (cc) (TVG) The Epic History of Everyday Things A man interacts with everyday Swamp People Troy makes a Swamp People R.J. and Jay Paul Swamp People (cc) (TVPG) You Don’t Know Dixie Insight on HIST 50 128 objects. (cc) shocking discovery. (cc) (TVPG) head to the Hive. (cc) (TVPG) Southern culture. (cc) (TVPG) Reviving Ophelia (‘10) Jane Kaczmarek, Kim Dickens. A teenager Girl, Positive (‘07) Andrea Bowen, Jennie Garth. An HIV-positive Girl Fight (‘11) Anne Heche, James Tupper. A video of an assault on LIFE 69 140 suspects that her cousin is in an abusive relationship. (cc) ‘TV14’ teenager finds support from a teacher. (cc) ‘TV14’ a teen surfaces on the Internet. (cc) ‘TV14’ MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 Jersey Shore We Are Family. Mike Jersey Shore Cast members The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes MTV 63 210 starts a rumor. (cc) (TV14) relive the highs and lows. (TV14) Love Is a Battlefield. (TV14) (TV14) Abram is insecure. (TV14) (TV14) Power Rangers SpongeBob Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Panda: Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) NICK 40 252 Super Samurai SquarePants Legends Legends Legends Legends (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) 11:00 College Softball California at MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. (N) Mariners All College Softball California at Stanford. Paid ROOT 34 76 Stanford. (Taped) (Cont’d) (Live) Access Trucks! (N) (cc) MuscleCar (TVG) Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Lethal Weapon 4 SPIKE 57 54 (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) ★★ (‘98) ‘R’ Being Human Aidan deals with Being Human Josh deals with a Being Human Josh prepares for Being Human Sally connects with Being Human Addicted to Love. Being Human Aidan is hounded SYFY 59 180 orphan vampires. relationship. another “change”. an old friend. Aidan’s takes the next step. by his past. 11:25 Saving Silverman ★ (‘01) Jason Biggs, Steve 1:25 Get Smart ★★ (‘08) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. Agent Max- Family Guy (cc) The King of The King of Friends (cc) Friends (cc) TBS 55 52 Zahn. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) well Smart battles the KAOS crime syndicate. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:51) (TV14) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) 20/20 on TLC A cult-like control 20/20 on TLC A man who was 20/20 on TLC Was the preacher’s 20/20 on TLC Wayne and Shar- 20/20 on TLC An Internet prank 20/20 on TLC Blood Ties. Rebec- TLC 38 139 over a family. (cc) (TV14) HIV positive. (cc) (TV14) wife murdered. (cc) (TV14) mon Stock’s murder. (cc) (TV14) turned deadly. (cc) (TV14) ca’s mother is a child killer. (TV14) Law & Order Chosen. Gambling Minority Report ★★★ (‘02) Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell. A cop tries to establish his innocence in a future Collateral ★★★ (‘04) Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx. A contract killer uses TNT 54 51 operation. (cc) (TV14) crime. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:24) a cabdriver for his jobs. ‘R’ (cc) (2:00) Amazing Eats Amazing Eats Man v. Food Man v. Food Pressure Cook Pressure Cook House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters TRAV 65 170 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Nation (TVG) Nation (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) International International International International International International Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Extreme Makeover: Home Edition A Extreme Makeover: Home Edition When Harry Met Sally ★★★★ (‘89) Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan. Two 5:13 M*A*S*H Potter’s Retirement. TVLND 64 244 Connecticut family. (cc) (TVPG) Vermont family’s home. (TVPG) Ray-Smith Family. (cc) (TVPG) romantically bruised New Yorkers become close friends. ‘R’ (cc) Col. Potter catches flack. (TVPG) Viva la Familia! El cuidado de Delicioso (SS) Es el Momento (SS) (TVPG) Central de Abasto (SS) (TVPG) Como Dice el Dicho (SS) (TV14) UNI/47 31 16 ninos. (SS) (TVPG) NCIS Dead Man Walking. A Navy NCIS Brothers in Arms. Director’s NCIS Identity Crisis. Misidentified NCIS A missing political refugee NCIS Capitol Offense. Senator NCIS A murderous psychopath USA 58 50 lieutenant is poisoned. (TVPG) contact is killed. (cc) (TVPG) cadaver was murdered. (TVPG) from Africa. (cc) (TV14) asks Gibbs for help. (cc) (TVPG) taunts the team. (cc) (TV14) Stevie TV (TV14) House of Con- House of Con- Mob Wives Fire Away. Renee calls Mob Wives: The Couples Therapy Celebrity couples Basketball Wives Tami is angered Basketball Wives Evelyn attacks VH1 62 217 signment signment for back-up. (cc) (TV14) Sit Down (TV14) begin therapy. (TVPG) by Kesha’s back-biting. (TV14) Jen about loyalty. (TV14) Law & Order: Criminal Intent A rap MLB Preseason Baseball San Diego Padres at Chicago Cubs. (N) (Live) (cc) America’s Funniest Home Videos NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors WGN-A 9 9 artist is killed. (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) (cc) REAL Sports Hanna ★★★ (‘11) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. A teenage assassin Game Change ★★★ (‘12) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson. Gov. Sarah Independence Day ★★★ (‘96) Will Smith. Earthlings HBO 551 401 Gumbel (Cont’d) must elude the agents of a ruthless operative. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:51) Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. (cc) vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. ‘PG-13’ 11:10 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ 1:15 Sebastian Maniscalco: What’s Wrong With People A Single Man ★★★ (‘09) Colin Firth. A gay man 4:15 Extraordinary Measures ★★ (‘10) Brendan Fraser, Harrison Ford. SHO 576 366 (‘10) Kristen Stewart. (Cont’d) The comic performs. (cc) (TV14) contemplates suicide after his lover’s death. ‘R’ Two men join forces to develop a life-saving drug. ‘PG’ (cc) 11:35 Brooklyn’s Finest ★★ (‘09) Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. Three 1:50 Friends With Benefits ★★★ (‘11) Justin Timber- 3:45 Salt ★★★ (‘10) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. Accused of Tangled ★★★ STRZ 534 340 conflicted cops have an appointment with destiny. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) lake, Mila Kunis. ‘R’ (cc) (1:49) being a counterspy, a CIA agent goes on the run. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) (‘10) ‘PG’ (cc) The Baron of Ari- Friendly Persuasion ★★★★ (‘56) Gary Cooper, Dorothy McGuire. Southern Indiana Green Fire ★★ (‘54) Grace Kelly, Stewart Granger. Emerald miner’s The Goodbye Girl ★★★ (‘77) Rich- TCM 501 230 zona (Cont’d) Quakers try to stay out of the Civil War. ‘NR’ (cc) (2:19) digging hurts girlfriend’s coffee plantation. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:40) ard Dreyfuss. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:50) SATURDAY EVENING, MARCH 24

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM KATU News at 6 Paid Jeopardy! (cc) Wheel of Fortune Wipeout The Snowboard Half 20/20 My Extreme Affliction. (N) (cc) KATU News at 11 Comedy.TV (cc) 2/KATU 2 2 (N) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Pipe; the Snow Boot. (TVPG) (N) (cc) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 6 Special Edition Last Action Hero ★★ (‘93) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O’Brien. Hawaii Five-0 Pirates take hos- 48 Hours Mystery (cc) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 11 11:35 True Hol- 6/KOIN 6 6 (N) A magic movie ticket plunges a boy into on-screen action. ‘PG-13’ tages on a cruise. (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) lywood Story NBC Nightly News Straight Talk Grimm Monroe receives an Fairly Legal (cc) (TVPG) The Firm Chapter Eleven. (N Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NewsChannel 8 at 11:29 Saturday 8/KGW 8 8 (N) (cc) unsettling message. (cc) (TV14) Same-day Tape) (cc) (TV14) Hunting Ground. (cc) (TV14) 11 (N) (cc) Night Live (cc) The Lawrence Last of the Sum- Travels to the Rick Steves’ Globe Trekker Venice City Guide. My Family Ben Outnumbered New Tricks End of the Line. The Masterpiece Mystery! Witness to 10/KOPB 10 10 Welk Show mer Wine Edge Europe (TVG) Venice, Italy’s Grand Canal. (TVG) gets angry. The Restaurant. murder of an unnamed vagrant. dying man’s last words. (TVPG) Law & Order Point of View. Gen- Law & Order Consultation. Heroin ¡Q’Viva! The Chosen Episode Four. Artists audition in hope of 10 O’Clock News (N) Alcatraz A man is unjustly sent 12/KPTV 12 12 der bias on incident. (cc) (TVPG) smuggler dies. (cc) (TVPG) advancing. (N) (cc) (TVPG) to the prison. (cc) (TV14) Psych Game, Set . . . Muuurder? Psych Henry’s friend refuses to Psych Scary Sherry 2: Bianca’s Psych American Duos. Talent- Psych Sixty-Five Million Years Off. Psych Teenagers say a teacher is 22/KPXG 5 5 A tennis star disappears. (TVPG) call the police. (cc) (TVPG) Toast. A suspicious death. (TVPG) show judge. (cc) (TVPG) A body washes ashore. (TVPG) a murderer. (cc) (TVPG) Hour of Power (cc) (TVG) Billy Graham Classic Crusades The Passion of the Christ ★★★ (‘04) Jim Caviezel, Monica Bellucci. Jesus endures the Changed Lives: Miracles of the Virtual Memory 24/KNMT 20 20 agony of his final 12 hours. ‘R’ (2:06) Passion 30 Rock Mama 30 Rock Kidney Two and a Half Two and a Half Bones Jacob Broadsky takes out Bones Human remains are found News Channel 8 Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld (cc) Family Guy (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 Mia. (TV14) Now! (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) another victim. (cc) (TV14) by a railroad. (cc) (TV14) on NW32TV (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) The Office (cc) The Office (cc) The Big Bang The Big Bang Da Vinci’s Inquest Da Vinci looks House Patient speaks his mind House Here Kitty. Nursing home South Park (cc) South Park 4th 49/KPDX 13 13 (TV14) (TV14) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) into the hit-and-run. (cc) (TV14) uncontrollably. (cc) (TV14) worker feigns illness. (cc) (TV14) (TV14) Grade. (TV14) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) Parking Wars (cc) 11:01 Parking 11:31 Parking Wars A&E 52 181 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) (TVPG) National Lampoon’s Vacation ★★ (‘83) Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo. O Brother, Where Art Thou? ★★★ (‘00) George Clooney, John Turturro. Premiere. O Brother, Where Art Thou? ★★★ (‘00) George Cloo- AMC 71 231 A vacationing family detours into screwball side trips. ‘R’ (cc) Three escaped convicts embark on an unusual odyssey. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:46) ney, John Turturro. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:46) Too Cute! Three litters of young Must Love Cats Golfers help cats Must Love Cats Cheshire Cats; Too Cute! Super Fluffy Puppies. Too Cute! Three litters of young Too Cute! Super Fluffy Puppies. AP 43 130 kittens. (TVPG) around their course. (TVPG) famous pub kittens. (N) (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) kittens. (TVPG) (TVPG) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) Rip the Runway 2012 (cc) (TVPG) Video Girl ★★ (‘10) Meagan Good, Ruby Dee. A hip-hop dancer finds that fame has a 35 & Ticking (‘11) BET 56 270 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) dark side. ‘R’ (cc) (1:49) ‘R’ (cc) Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Global Lessons: The GPS Roadmap Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Global Lessons: The GPS Roadmap CNN 44 100 for Saving Healthcare for Saving Healthcare Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay ★★ (‘08) Kal Penn, John 8:15 Super Troopers ★★ (‘01) Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan. 10:15 Zack and Miri Make a Porno ★★ (‘08) Seth Rogen. Friends COM 60 190 Cho. The high-flying stoners are mistaken for terrorists. ‘R’ (cc) Budget cuts threaten the jobs of five state troopers. ‘R’ (cc) (1:43) devise an odd plan to solve their money problems. ‘R’ (cc) The Wild Life Team Roper TV Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Team Roper TV North Face CSN 37 77 (TVG) competes in rodeos. competes in rodeos. competes in rodeos. competes in rodeos. Masters Sons of Guns Silencer for .50 cali- Sons of Guns Repairing a Japa- Doomsday Bunkers Custom under- Doomsday Bunkers Pyramid Pod; Doomsday Bunkers Tsunami Pod; Doomsday Bunkers Pyramid Pod; DISC 7 120 ber sniper rifle. (cc) (TV14) nese Auto Cannon. (cc) (TV14) ground shelters. (cc) (TV14) Booby-Trapped Bunker. (TV14) Nuclear Fallout Shelter. (TV14) Booby-Trapped Bunker. (TV14) Austin & Ally (cc) Good Luck Char- Good Luck Char- Good Luck Char- Austin & Ally (cc) Phineas and Ferb Geek Charming (‘11) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop. A teen films a Austin & Ally (cc) Austin & Ally (cc) DISN 41 250 (TVG) lie (TVG) lie (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) documentary about a popular high-school student. (cc) ‘TVG’ (TVG) (TVG) The Voice The Battles, Week 3. Team members perform duets. (cc) Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Fashion Star The designers dis- The Soup (TV14) Chelsea Lately E! 70 196 (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) play original pieces. (TVPG) Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional First Semi- SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 final. (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter Special (N) (Live) (cc) Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Second Semifinal. (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (cc) NBA Tonight (N) ESPN2 36 74 (Live) (cc) (Live) (cc) 5:00 The Family Man ★★★ (‘00) Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy The Blind Side ★★★ (‘09) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. Premiere. A well-to-do white couple adopts a The Notebook ★★ (‘04) Ryan Gos- FAM 39 199 wakes to an alternate suburban existence. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) homeless black teen. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) ling. ‘PG-13’ (2:04) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) The Five The Journal Edi- FOX News Watch Justice With Judge Jeanine The Five Red Eye FNC 48 118 torial Report Restaurant Stakeout Party All the Chopped Thyme Flies. Two pro- Chopped Octopus and huckle- Chopped Competitors from dif- Chopped Four Chopped runners- Iron Chef America Flay vs. Stein. FOOD 66 164 Time. An out of control staff. teins in the appetizer basket. berry dishes. (TVG) ferent countries. (TVG) up compete to win. (TVG) Windy City vs. the Big Apple. Taken ★★★ (‘08) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. A former spy uses Zombieland ★★★ (‘09) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survi- Jennifer’s Body ★★ (‘09) Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried. A possessed FX 53 53 his old skills to save his kidnapped daughter. ‘PG-13’ (1:31) vors of an apocalypse join forces against zombies. ‘R’ (1:27) cheerleader has an insatiable appetite for her classmates. ‘R’ PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. Golf Central (N) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Second GOLF 33 304 (Live) Round. We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy HALL 18 240 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Candice Tells All Dear Genevieve Color Splash (N) Interiors Inc (N) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) International (N) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) International 5:00 You Don’t Know Dixie (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Pawn Stars (cc) Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Stars HIST 50 128 (TVPG) (Cont’d) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Sexting in Suburbia (‘12) Liz Vassey, Jenn Proske. A woman investi- Triple Dog (‘09) Scout Taylor-Compton, Nolan Gerard Funk. Pre- Obsessed ★ (‘09) Idris Elba, Beyoncé Knowles. A stalker threatens LIFE 69 140 gates the suicide of her daughter. ‘PG-13’ (cc) miere. A group of teenage girls spend a night making dares. ‘R’ (cc) a married man’s idyllic life. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes Jersey Shore Cast members MTV 63 210 Crazy in Love. (TV14) Tainted Love. (TV14) Wedding competition. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) relive the highs and lows. (TV14) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) Victorious (N) iCarly iApril How to Rock (N) Bucket & Skin- That ’70s Show That ’70s Show Friends (cc) Friends (cc) NICK 40 252 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Fools. (N) (cc) (cc) (TVG) ner’s Epic (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Mariners All MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. Boxing Juan Garcia vs. Hector Serrano. UFC Reloaded ’12 ROOT 34 76 Access 5:30 Lethal Weapon 4 ★★ (‘98) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Detectives Rambo ★★ (‘08) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. A clergyman per- Payback ★★ (‘99) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. A betrayed thief SPIKE 57 54 Riggs and Murtaugh battle Chinese mercenaries. ‘R’ (Cont’d) suades Rambo to rescue captive missionaries in Burma. ‘R’ (1:31) launches a single-minded quest for revenge. ‘R’ (1:41) Being Human The Ties That Blind. Being Human Josh and Julia face Being Human Aidan tries to save Being Human Sally becomes Lost Girl Oh Kappa, My Kappa. Lost Girl Bo tries to handle being SYFY 59 180 Sally’s tormentor is revealed. their past. Henry’s life. locked in a dream world. Find a missing coed. (TVMA) rejected. (cc) (TVMA) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld (cc) The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Yes Man ★★ (‘08) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. A man tries to TBS 55 52 (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) Theory (TV14) Theory (TV14) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) change his life by saying yes to everything. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:44) 20/20 on TLC Witness. A wife and 48 Hours: Hard Evidence A teenag- 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The West 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The Body- 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The Body- 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The West TLC 38 139 two daughters are killed. (TV14) er’s parents are killed. (TV14) Memphis 3: Free. (N) (TV14) guard. (N) (cc) (TV14) guard. (N) (cc) (TV14) Memphis 3: Free. (TV14) 4:00 Collateral Shooter ★★ (‘07) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. A wounded sniper plots revenge The International ★★ (‘09) Clive Owen, Naomi Watts. Premiere. One of the world’s Leverage (cc) TNT 54 51 ★★★ (Cont’d) against those who betrayed him. ‘R’ (cc) (2:06) most-powerful banks finances terrorists. ‘R’ (cc) (1:58) (TVPG) Jaw-Dropping Rentals III (N) (cc) Legends of the Ozarks (cc) (TVG) Ghost Adventures The ways the Ghost Adventures The scariest Ghost Adventures The most mem- Ghost Adventures The team goes TRAV 65 170 (TVG) afterlife displays itself. (TVPG) lock-downs. (cc) (TVPG) orable lock-downs. (TVPG) into the Shanghai Tunnels. (TVPG) 5:49 M*A*S*H 6:24 M*A*S*H Home Improve- Home Improve- Home Improve- Home Improve- Everybody Loves 9:36 Everybody 10:12 Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Everybody Loves TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (Cont’d) (cc) (TVPG) ment (TVG) ment (TVG) ment (TVG) ment (TVG) Raymond Loves Raymond The Barones reminisce. (TVPG) Raymond Raymond Una Familia de Noticiero Univi- ¡Q’Viva! The Chosen (SS) (TV14) Sábado Gigante Programa de entretenimiento conducido por “Don Francisco” con invitados, concur- Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 Diez (TVPG) sion: Fin de sos, reportajes y mucho más. (N) (SS) (TVPG) Comediantes sion: Fin de NCIS Bounce. Reopened investi- NCIS Dead Reckoning. Gibbs NCIS Broken Arrow. Dinozzo’s NCIS Enemies Foreign. The team NCIS Enemies Domestic. A mem- Fast & Furious ★★ (‘09) Vin Diesel, USA 58 50 gation. (cc) (TVPG) works with Kort. (cc) (TV14) father helps investigate. (TVPG) must protect Ziva’s father. (TV14) ber of the team reminisces. (TV14) Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (cc) La La’s Full Court Styled by June 40 Greatest Feuds Mob Wives Fire Away. Renee calls House of Con- House of Con- Couples Therapy Celebrity couples VH1 62 217 Life (TVPG) for back-up. (cc) (TV14) signment signment begin therapy. (TVPG) 5:00 NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors at Chicago WGN News at 30 Rock Mama Scrubs My Per- Scrubs (cc) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny ’Til Death Snip/ WGN-A 9 9 Bulls. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Nine (N) (cc) Mia. (TV14) spective. (TV14) (TV14) Christine Christine in Phila. in Phila. Duck. (TV14) 4:30 Independence Day ★★★ (‘96) Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Erik Morales, Super Lightweights. (N) 2 Days: Portrait Sucker Punch ★★ (‘11) Emily Browning. Premiere. A girl’s dream Luck (cc) HBO 551 401 Will Smith. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) (Live) (cc) of a Fighter world provides an escape from a dark reality. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) (TVMA) 6:05 The Messenger ★★★ (‘09) Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson. A sol- The Twilight Saga: New Moon ★★ (‘09) Kristen Stewart. Bella finds 10:10 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ (‘10) Kristen Stewart. Bella must SHO 576 366 dier gets involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ‘R’ (cc) (1:52) herself drawn into the world of werewolves. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:10) choose between Edward and Jacob. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:04) 5:30 Tangled ★★★ (‘10) Voices of 7:15 Grown Ups ★ (‘10) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. Friends learn 30 Minutes or Less ★★ (‘11) Jesse Eisenberg, Danny Starz Studios 10:50 Salt ★★★ (‘10) Angelina STRZ 534 340 Mandy Moore. ‘PG’ (Cont’d) that maturity does not always come with age. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:42) McBride. Premiere. ‘R’ (cc) (1:23) Magic City. Jolie, Liev Schreiber. ‘PG-13’ (cc) 5:00 The Goodbye Girl ★★★ (‘77) Under the Yum Yum Tree ★★ (‘63) Jack Lemmon, Carol Lynley. An My Sister Eileen ★★★ (‘42) Rosalind Russell, Brian Aherne. Two sis- Sweet November ★★ (‘68) Sandy TCM 501 230 Richard Dreyfuss. (Cont’d) amorous landlord plots to deflower a nubile new tenant. ‘NR’ (cc) ters from Ohio seek new careers in New York. ‘NR’ (cc) Dennis. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:54) SATURDAY LATE NIGHT, MARCH 24

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(TVPG) den (TVG) Garden Home New Girl (cc) Paid Movie Movie Paid Paid 12/KPTV 12 12 (TV14) Psych Rob-A-Bye Baby. Chief Psych Trying to find a man Psych Gus’ dad is a prime sus- Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner 22/KPXG 5 5 Vick needs a new nanny. (TVPG) accused of murder. (cc) (TVPG) pect. (cc) (TVPG) Christian Celeb- The Boy Who Came Back From The Stranger Hal Lindsey (cc) Gospel America First to Know The Word in the Bill Purvis Minis- Best of Praise Ron Phillips Touching Lives 24/KNMT 20 20 rity Showcase Heaven (TVG) World (TVG) tries (TVG) Family Guy (cc) Futurama (cc) Futurama (cc) That ’70s Show Grey’s Anatomy A political figure Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 32/KRCW 3 3 (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) from the Middle East. (TV14) South Park (cc) South Park (cc) South Park (cc) South Park (cc) South Park Can- It’s Always Sunny Cheaters (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) celed. (TV14) in Phila. 12:01 Parking 12:31 Parking 1:01 Parking Wars 1:31 Parking Wars 2:01 Parking 2:31 Parking Wars 3:02 Parking 3:32 Parking 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 Wars (cc) Wars (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) Wars (TVPG) (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) 10:30 O Brother, Where Art Thou? Ocean’s Twelve ★★★ (‘04) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Indebted criminals plan an elaborate heist in National Lampoon’s Vacation ★★ (‘83) Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo. AMC 71 231 ★★★ (‘00) (cc) (Cont’d) Europe. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:05) A vacationing family detours into screwball side trips. ‘R’ (cc) Too Cute! Three litters of young Must Love Cats Cheshire Cats; Must Love Cats Golfers help cats Lost Tapes Zom- Lost Tapes Pol- Lost Tapes Stri- Lost Tapes Freak Encounters Freak Encounters AP 43 130 kittens. (TVPG) famous pub kittens. (TVPG) around their course. (TVPG) bies. (TV14) tergeist. (TV14) goi. (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) 11:30 35 & Ticking (‘11) Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones. Friends try The Cookout ★ (‘04) Ja Rule, Tim Meadows. An athlete’s mother Paid BET Inspiration (TVG) BET 56 270 to figure out where their lives are heading. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) has a wild barbecue at his mansion. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:28) Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Piers Morgan Tonight Weekend Early Start The day’s top CNN Newsroom Sanjay Gupta, CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 news and events. (N) (N) MD (N) Zack and Miri 12:33 Tosh.0 (cc) 1:04 Tosh.0 (cc) 1:35 Tosh.0 (cc) 2:06 Tosh.0 (cc) 2:36 Tosh.0 (cc) 3:06 John Mulaney: New in Town Comedy Central Comedy Central Paid Paid COM 60 190 Make a Porno (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) The comic performs. (TVMA) Presents (TV14) Presents (TV14) World of Adventure Sports (cc) Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Outdoor GPS Paid Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Outdoor GPS CSN 37 77 (TVPG) competes in rodeos. competes in rodeos. Doomsday Bunkers Tsunami Pod; Doomsday Bunkers Custom under- Sons of Guns Repairing a Japa- Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid DISC 7 120 Nuclear Fallout Shelter. (TV14) ground shelters. (cc) (TV14) nese Auto Cannon. (cc) (TV14) Good Luck Char- Good Luck Char- Jessie (cc) Jessie Used Phineas and Ferb Smart House ★★ (‘99) Jessica Steen, Kevin Kilner. Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb DISN 41 250 lie (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) Karma. (TVG) (TVG) (cc) ‘TVG’ (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Fashion Police (TV14) Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Chelsea Lately The Soup (TV14) Kardashian Kardashian Paid Paid Paid Paid E! 70 196 (TV14) (TV14) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 College GameDay (cc) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 300. (N Same-day College GameDay (cc) SportsNation (cc) Bassmasters (N) (cc) ESPN2 36 74 Tape) 11:00 The Notebook ★★ (‘04) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. A Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid FAM 39 199 man tells a story to a woman about two lovers. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine The Five FOX and Friends Sunday (N) FNC 48 118 Chopped Competitors from dif- Chopped Four Chopped runners- Iron Chef America Flay vs. Stein. Chopped Octopus and huckle- Paid Paid Paid Paid FOOD 66 164 ferent countries. (TVG) up compete to win. (TVG) Windy City vs. the Big Apple. berry dishes. (TVG) Unsupervised Unsupervised Two and a Half Two and a Half Archer (TVMA) Archer Lo Scan- Unsupervised Unsupervised Two and a Half Two and a Half 5:03 Paid Paid FX 53 53 (TVMA) (TVMA) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) dalo. (TVMA) (TVMA) (TVMA) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Third Round. 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A stalker 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid LIFE 69 140 group of teenage girls spend a night making dares. ‘R’ (cc) threatens a married man’s idyllic life. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Headliners & Legends Hardball Weekend Your Business Up W/Chris Hayes (N) MSNBC 128 103 How High ★ (‘01) Method Man, Redman. Pot-smoking pals become Malibu’s Most Wanted ★★ (‘03) Jamie Kennedy, Taye Diggs. A rap- Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Tara MTV 63 210 unlikely students at Harvard. ‘R’ (1:33) per jeopardizes his father’s bid to become governor. ‘PG-13’ (1:26) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Reid. (TV14) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids George Lopez George Lopez Everybody Hates That ’70s Show The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) Family Matters TBA NICK 40 252 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Chris (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) 10:30 UFC Reloaded ’12 (Cont’d) UFC Unleashed (TVPG) World Poker Tour: Season 10 WPT World Poker Tour: Season 10 WPT Paid Paid Clay Target ROOT 34 76 Grand Prix de Paris - Part 1. Grand Prix de Paris - Part 2. Shootout 10:00 Payback Interview With the Vampire ★★★ (‘94) Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. A vampire recalls the tragic events of his 1,000 Ways to Die Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE 57 54 ★★ ‘R’ (Cont’d) 200-year life. ‘R’ (2:02) (TV14) Lost Girl Dead Lucky. Bo is hired Lost Girl Lauren tends to a sick Lost Girl ArachnoFaebia. Kenzi Lost Girl Vexed. Bo gets a lead Lost Girl Fae Day. The death of Lost Girl The Mourning After. Sex- SYFY 59 180 by a Dark Fae. (cc) (TVMA) Aswang. (cc) (TVMA) does a spiritual cleanse. (TVMA) on her mother. (cc) (TVMA) someone is predicted. (TVMA) related murder case. (TVMA) 12:15 Fun With Dick & Jane ★★ (‘05) Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni. A sudden- 2:15 Spanglish ★★★ (‘04) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. A housekeeper works for a chef and his neurotic Married. . . With Married. . . With TBS 55 52 ly jobless couple turn to larceny to support luxury. ‘PG-13’ (1:30) wife. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:10) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The Body- 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The Body- 48 Hours: Hard Evidence A teenag- Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC 38 139 guard. (cc) (TV14) guard. (cc) (TV14) er’s parents are killed. (TV14) 11:30 Leverage Leverage Hurley is caught up in a Minority Report ★★★ (‘02) Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell. A cop tries to establish his innocence in a future TNT Network Law & Order Aftershock. Execu- TNT 54 51 (TVPG) (Cont’d) drug deal. (cc) (TV14) crime. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:24) Preview (cc) tion witnesses cope. (TVPG) Ghost Adventures The scariest Ghost Adventures The most mem- Ghost Adventures The team goes Ghost Adventures The ways the Paid Paid Paid Paid TRAV 65 170 lock-downs. (cc) (TVPG) orable lock-downs. (TVPG) into the Shanghai Tunnels. (TVPG) afterlife displays itself. (TVPG) The King of The King of The King of The King of Hot in Cleveland 2:36 Hot in 3:13 Hot in Cleveland Bad Bro- 3:49 Roseanne 4:22 Three’s 4:55 Three’s 5:27 Three’s TVLND 64 244 Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TVPG) Cleveland (cc) mance. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Company (cc) Company (cc) Company (TVG) Desmadrugados (SS) (TV14) ¿Y Ahora Qué Hermanos y Detectives (SS) Clásicos de Sábado Gigante (TVPG) Humor Es los Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 Hago? (TVPG) (TVPG) Comediantes sion: Fin de 11:00 Fast & Furious ★★ (‘09) Vin Psych Shawn and Gus investi- WWE A.M. Raw (N) (cc) (TVPG) Cheers Snow Cheers (cc) Paid Paid Paid Paid USA 58 50 Diesel. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (Cont’d) gate a shooting. (cc) (TVPG) Job. 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An intelligence 5:15 Love Crimes of Kabul ★★★ (‘11) HBO 551 401 (TVMA) (Cont’d) Cornish. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) bel (cc) (TVPG) Cedar Rapids agent and a thief pursue stolen diamonds. ‘R’ (cc) (Subtitled-English) 12:15 Shameless Fiona begins to 1:15 House of Lies 1:45 Californica- 2:15 Sweet Karma (‘09) Shera Bechard, John 3:45 Freeze Frame ★★ (‘04) Lee Evans, Sean McGinley. A detective 5:25 The First SHO 576 366 plan for her future. (cc) (TVMA) (TVMA) tion (TVMA) Tokatlidis. ‘R’ (cc) (1:25) pursues a murder suspect who videotapes himself. ‘R’ (cc) (1:40) Time (‘09) ‘R’ 10:50 Salt ★★★ 12:35 Starz Stu- 12:55 Spartacus: Vengeance Mon- 1:55 Grown Ups ★ (‘10) Adam Sandler. Friends learn 3:45 Resident Evil: Afterlife ★ (‘10) Milla Jovovich. Alice and her 5:25 Tangled STRZ 534 340 (Cont’d) dios Magic City. sters. (cc) (TVMA) that maturity does not always come with age. companions head to a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. ‘R’ (cc) ★★★ (‘10) ‘PG’ 11:00 Sweet November ★★ (‘68) Promise Her Anything ★★★ (‘66) Warren Beatty, Leslie Caron. A That Certain Woman ★★ (‘37) Bette Davis, Henry Fonda. A reformed Pretty Baby ★★ (‘50) Dennis Mor- TCM 501 230 Sandy Dennis. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) mother falls for a child psychologist who hates kids. ‘NR’ (1:38) gun moll’s notorious past may be exposed. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:33) gan, Betsy Drake. ‘NR’ (1:32)