Colby Free Press Friday, September 23, 2005 Page 9a Nude gardener distracts neighbor TV LISTINGS DEAR ABBY: I am 76, my wife passed away last fall, and we’re try- is 65. Our neighbor “Roy” is retired, Abigail ing to find an eloquent way of in- but probably less than 60 years old. cluding her name on the invitation. The fence between Roy’s property Van Buren Any suggestions? sponsored by the and ours is 6 feet tall, but the wood — “STUCK” IN SHREVE- has shrunk and there are gaps of •Dear Abby PORT, LA. about half an inch or more between DEAR STUCK: The invitation the boards. could be worded this way: COLBY FREE PRESS Abby, Roy likes to work nude in Mr. and Mrs. John Smythe his back yard and has told my wife should have explained that to Request the honor he does this. Otherwise, he seems Dawn and also discussed it with of your presence like a decent fellow. He has given her mother. My advice to you is to at the marriage my wife nectarines from over the do some serious rethinking of of their daughter SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 25 fence, which is as close as I want his your relationship with Dawn. Louise “Stuck” Smythe naked presence to my wife. Roy Best friends support each other; to 6AM 6:30 7 AM 7:30 8 AM 8:30 9 AM 9:30 10 AM 10:30 11 AM 11:30 insists he has the “right” to go na- they don’t one-up each other or Simon Wallace Penn Jr. KLBY/ABC In Touch God’s Good Morning This Week-George Hour of Power (CC) The Coral Ridge First United ked in his own back yard. Unfortu- put each other down. Your par- the son of Hh masterpiece. (CC) America (CC) Stephanopoulos Hour (CC) Methodist Church nately, my wife agrees, and tells me ents are looking out for your best Simon Wallace Penn Sr. KSNK/NBC Rebecca Paid Today (CC) Meet the Press Paid Paid Your Paid Golf: The Presidents she’s not looking. I have asked her interests in wanting you to limit and the late Lj Gdn Program (CC) Program Program Bible Program Cup -- Day 4. (Live) KBSL/CBS Paid Messiah John- Believer CBS News Sunday Morning Face the Paid Paid NFL Today Host not to accept any more gifts over the your time with her. Sylvia Palmer Penn 1< NX Program Baptist ston Voice (CC) Nation Program Program Greg Gumbel. (Live) fence from Roy and to keep her con- etc. K15CG Euro. On the Sesame Street (EI) Eyes of Maya & Arthur Post- Cyber- Busi- Health To the tact with him to a minimum. Am I DEAR ABBY: My fiance, “Si- Editor’s note: Dear Abby is writ- d Journal Money (CC) (DVS) Nye Miguel (EI) cards chase ness Sense Contrary being foolish? How would you rec- ESPN Sports- College Gameday NFL Sports- Outside Sports Sports- Sunday NFL Countdown (Live) (CC) mon,” and I are being married in ten by Abigail Van Buren, also O_ Center Final (CC) Matchup Center Lines Reportrs Center ommend I handle this? three months. 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She has always been one step ahead of me. If I managed to get one step SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 25 ahead of her, she’d get jealous and mad. 12 PM 12:30 1 PM 1:30 2 PM 2:30 3 PM 3:30 4 PM 4:30 5 PM 5:30 Recently my mother got preg- KLBY/ABC Inside Paid Paid Paid Cardio IndyCar Racing: Watkins Glen Indy Grand Prix. From ABC Wld News nant. A few days ago she heard the Hh Stuff Program Program Program Cruiser Watkins Glen, N.Y. (Live) (CC) News (CC) KSNK/NBC (11:00) Golf: The Presidents Cup -- Day 4. From Prince William County, Va. (Live) (CC) News NBC heartbeat. Dawn was there when Lj News Mother was telling me and my KBSL/CBS NFL Football: Tennessee Titans at St. Louis Rams. Edward NFL Football: New England Patriots at Pittsburgh Steelers. Heinz brother the good news. Dawn said, 1< NX Jones Dome. (Live) (CC) Field. 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