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Welcome to Your River Thames Boating Holiday with Kris Cruisers Welcome to your River Thames Boating Holiday with Kris Cruisers We hope you have had a pleasant journey and are now ready to explore the Wonderful delights of Europe’s most scenic river, the River Thames. Once you have settled into your boat, pop into reception with your completed Welcome form and one of our instructors will shortly come aboard to show you how everything works and will demonstrate just how easy it is to drive. Don’t worry if you forget anything, as this Skippers Handbook including a trial run reminder form, is here to guide you through for a trouble free and relaxing holiday. Should a problem occur during your holiday, please telephone the number below as soon as possible so we can arrange a convenient time to have it rectified for you and allow you to carry on with your cruise. Kris Cruisers: 01753 543930 Hours of Business: 8am to 5.30pm Boat: Lady ? Maximum Sleeping Capacity: ? to ? Length: ft (m) Beam: ft (m) We hope you enjoy your holiday and return relaxed, refreshed and with your batteries re- charged. Please remember to return your boat by 9.30am and to vacate it no later than 9.45am. We ask you to leave it in a clean and tidy condition as you found it. This will enable us to prepare her on time for the next customer. Enjoy your holiday, Safely. 1 Contents Welcome ................................................................................................................................. 1 Contents ................................................................................................................................. 2 Living Aboard Your Boat ......................................................................................................... 3 Safety ..................................................................................................................................... 7 Cruising on the River ............................................................................................................... 8 Boat Handling Tips .................................................................................................................. 10 Help & Advice ......................................................................................................................... 12 Environment Agency Free Moorings ..................................................................................... 13 Pubs and Restaurants………………………………………………………………………………………………………… 14 Fishing .................................................................................................................................... 16 Locks and Bridges & Navigation ............................................................................................. 18 Lock Safety .............................................................................................................................. 19 Lock Un-Attended ................................................................................................................... 20 Lock Facilities ......................................................................................................................... 22 Pump-out, Water & Laundrettes ............................................................................................ 24 TV Instructions ........................................................................................................................ 25 Chemists, Doctors, Hospitals ................................................................................................. 26 First Aid .................................................................................................................................. 28 Holiday Return Procedure ...................................................................................................... 32 Trial Run Reminder .................................................................................................................. 34 2 Living Aboard Your Boat One of the most enjoyable aspects of a boating holiday is the feeling of freedom. To enable you to enjoy this freedom to the max, you will need to adapt. Just a little bit, to the change in the way of life on board a boat. Drinking Water: Your tank will be full when you leave and we recommended that you fill up every day. If you run out of water, one of our engineers may have to come out to you to bleed the air from the pump. All 5 star and 5 star elite boats are fitted with a gauge on board as a guide to filling up. You can fill up at most boatyards and marina’s where there will be a small charge, there is a list on pages 22 and 23 telling you which Environment Agency Locks have a Hozelock connector which is normally free of charge. Make sure the hose is clearly marked for Drinking Water and let it run for a few seconds before putting it into your tank. When full, please return the hose to its fixing point keeping the end of the hose out of the river at least 1m off the ground. Showers: Hot water is generated by running your engine. Your tank is not as big as your tank at home and it is suggested to keep the engine running while you are showering to enable all members of your party to have a hot shower. The shower water is pumped overboard for your convenience. Electricity: Your boat is fitted with either 2 or 3 banks of batteries, 1 bank for starting your engine, 1 bank for running your 12v system like lights, water/shower pumps, heating, fridge and radio etc. The 3rd bank of batteries is for the 240v system which runs your TV/DVD, microwave, hairdryer, toaster (where fitted) and all household type sockets. Most boats are fitted with a trip fuse system similar to most homes, please see your Trial Run Reminder Form on page 34 for details. To use all or some of the above appliances you will need to run your engine to charge up your batteries. Depending on the time of year you will need to run your engine for a minimum of 5 to 6 hours a day. Hair Dryer & Microwave & Vacuum When using your hairdryer, microwave or vacuum, you must at all times run your engine at about 1400 revs to reduce the risk of flattening your batteries. Fridges: Boat fridges for a number of reasons are not as efficient as domestic fridges. When running the engine, you can adjust the temperature to suit your requirements. To conserve battery power at night, we recommend you turn the thermostat down to the minimum setting. 3 Living Aboard Your Boat Cooking on Gas: Your boat has been supplied with 2 bottles of gas which are stored outside. One of which will be full and together there will be enough for at least a 2 week holiday. To light your cooker, please follow the Trial Run Reminder Form on Page 34. ! Although most appliances have flame failure devices, Never leave a gas appliance unattended. ! Always shut the oven door gently as shutting it hard can blow the flame out. ! Never block up your fixed ventilation, it is there for your safety and must always be left clear. ! If you suspect a gas leak, disconnect the regulator from the gas bottle immediately. ! Open all windows and doors in the surrounding cabins. ! Do not smoke or strike a match or turn on any electrical appliance. ! Phone us on 01753 543930 for advice. Heating: All boats are fitted with a warm air heating system which runs off your batteries and diesel. Unless stated you must always turn the heater off when leaving the boat unattended or at night when going to bed. Please keep all outlets clear from obstruction as this can cause the heater to stop working. Please note that some of the cabins have outlets that can be closed to direct more heat into the cabins being used. Full instructions for each boat can be found on the Trial Run Reminder Form on page 34. Toilets: These will have been emptied and serviced before you arrive. If they require emptying during your holiday, you will find a list of recommended pump-out stations on page 24. Do not use the self services stations situated at some Locks or Marinas. You have no chemical on board to put in the toilet to stop it from smelling, and unless properly trained, there is a strong risk you may get a splash back while emptying the toilet. ! Do Not put anything into the toilet unless you have eaten it first, apart from toilet paper. ! Do Not put any toilet or wet wipes into the toilet as they will block the toilets. ! If we have to unblock any toilets which are blocked by anything other than toilet paper or human waste, there will be a £50.00 charge to unblock the obstruction. ! Do Not put or use any household chemicals into the toilet as they will damage the seals and stop the toilet from working properly. ! Full operation of your toilets can be found on your Trial Run Reminder Form on page 34. Smoking: Ashtrays are supplied for your use but we respectfully ask you to consider the next customers aboard your boat and refrain from smoking inside. 4 Living Aboard Your Boat Security: ! When leaving your boat unattended, Never leave valuables in sight, hide them away. ! Lock all doors, windows, roofs, and pull the curtains on the side nearest to the bank. ! If you see any suspicious people hanging around, do not hesitate to call the police. Sliding Roofs: Do not climb onto the sliding roof as this is not fixed and it can move and be unstable. If you have a sliding roof with a winch, please follow the instructions on your Trial Run Reminder Form carefully on page 34. Pets: For the boats that accept pets on board, we appreciate that most owners see them as a family member rather than just a pet, we do ask you to keep them off of the seats and
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