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Copyright c 1991 by the authors. This article is brought to you by the William & Mary Law School Scholarship Repository. https://scholarship.law.wm.edu/newspapers Crossfire: real grades for Legal Skills, Eage 8

AMERICA'S FIRST LAW SCHOOL

VOLUME I, ISSUE THREE TUESDAY, MARCH 19,1991 TWENTY-FOURPAGES Marshall-Wythe to host Students complain Bill of Rights bicentennial of cheating in Exeter By STEVE SHEBEST achieve passing grades, de­ Over four hundred judges expected to attend Reports of cheating on cided to engage in practices By BRIAN GOLDEN agency responsible for the ad­ bility of inviting President Bush" examsatlastsummer'sExeter that appeared to violate the "It will be the largest assem­ ministration of the federal court and said that the matter is being program have surfaced, rais­ William and Mary Honor blage of federal judges in Ameri­ system. Chaired by the Chief thoroughly explored. ing questions about the scope Code. In doing so, these stu­ can history," says Professor Justice, the Conference suggests Most conference events will and reach of the Honor Code. dents wrecked the grade curve Rodney Smolla of an upcoming assignments of judges, develops be held in Colonial Wil­ The incidents reportedly in­ for some William and Mary conference co-sponsored by and reviews rules of practice and liamsburg's auditorium because volved students from other students. Marshall-Wythe's Bill ofRights procedure, and submits sugges­ the law school has no area large law schools who attended the One instance involved the Institute and the United States tions to courts and to Congress. enough to accomodate the ex­ program. No students from International Business Trans­ Judicial Conference. "We have Law School Dean Timothy pected crowd. According to Marshall-Wythe were re­ actions class, taught by Pro­ essentially teamed up with the Sullivan indicated that invitations Smolla, the four-day event will ported to have cheated. fessor Perot. In that course, federal judiciary to celebrate the to the conference will not be feature a "star-studded cast of Last summer, about forty students were told in the bicentennial of the Bill of going solely to members of the panelists and will be as open as Marshall-Wythe students beginning of the semester that Rights." federal judiciary. The law school possible to students and faculty." took part in the school's pro­ they would be allowed to Smolla, who serves as direc­ and the university are inviting Lest the law school commu­ gram at Exeter in the United bring their books into the tor of the Institute, explained that other high-level dignitaries. nity begin to fret about the lack Kingdom. They were joined exam, but that they were not over 400 federal judges will at­ Sullivan said the College will be of opportunity for mixing and by an almost equal number of permitted to write notes in tend the United States Judicial inviting "the leadership of Con­ mingling with America's judi­ students from law schools them during the semester Conference's celebration of the gress, the chairs of both Judici­ cia\ power brokers, Smolla said across the United States. which could be used on the bicentennial of the B i11 ofRights, ary Committees and their sub­ there are plans for at least one While all Wiiiiam and exam. scheduled for October 20-23 in committces,and perhaps the Lord evening reception in the lobby of Mary students were required More than one William and Williamsburg. The enormous Chancellor of England." The the law school. to take the courses for grades, Mary student was suf])rised number of favorable responses Lord Chancellor is the chief fig­ The Bill of Rights Institute the vast majority of other to find that other students had will make the conference "the ure in the British judiciary. began planning the conference students took their courses written "copious" outlines in biggest event ever for the Bill of Other likely invitees arc FBI justovertwomonthsago. While on a.pass-fail basis. the blank pages of their books. Rights Institute, and will provide Director William Sessions, U.S. December 15 was the actual date At the end ofthe program, "It was an unfortunate occur­ great exposure for the Institute Solicitor General Kenneth Starr, on which the Bill of Rights was many Marshall-Wythe stu­ rence," said Lisa Lawrence, and the law school," according U.S. Attorney General Richard formally ratified, the conference dents were dismayed to find who took International Busi- to Smolla. Thornburgh, and Virginia Gov­ themselves in an unfortunate The United States Judicial ernor L. Douglas Wilder. Sulli­ See LOTS A JUDGES, p. 24 paradox: anumberoftheother See CHEATERS, page 24 Conference is the government van also acknow !edged a "possi- students, attempting to Remnants dumped at law school Galloway admonishes those who throw away newspaper By JOHN FERNANDO tcmkd to kt both students and offending persuns Several weeks ago a student reported to Dean know of the detrimental effect these action had Connie Galloway that he had seen a fellow law upon everyone at Marshall-Wythe. She said he student throwing away issues of The Remnant posting of the notice did not amount to discipli­ before anyone had had the opportunity to read nary action, and she refused to speculate on them. The Remnant is an independent newspaper whether the student's acts might constitute an published biweekly by William and Mary stu­ honor code violation. dents, and has been described as having a conser­ {Two eyewitnesses to the incident have written vative viewpoint. letters to the Amicus Curiae. Their letters are In response to this information, Dean Gal­ printed on page 2 of this issue.) loway posted a notice on the administrative board Other law students brought the incident to the which informed the student body of the incident attention of Jim Batule, editor of The Remnant. and asked the students involved to "consider the rights of others." See DUMP, page 24 Galloway explained that the notice was in- --Inside this issue • The Colonial. Parkway • Smolla takes the first • Sports: Mychal Schulz 's Killer: he's forreal. Page 5. amendment to Broadway. Myriad Musings. Page 22. Page4. • Prof evaluations: pre­ • Council proposes massive Greg Schwind (1L) sang his way into the registration consumer • Love that Muskrat Meat! Honor Code revision. hearts of those attending last Thursday's guide. Page 16. Page 13. Pages 6 & 7. Libel Night. See page 12. 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tues~y.M~h1~.199) THE~Ic0scuru~E .. From the-Editors' desk . .. "It's nota parking sticker, it's to the demolition of any existing to the construction pl~n, will -Out of our ·heads a hunting license." When we parking spaces-both paved and provide an additional 150 park­ printed that headline last issue, it unpaved. Students and the Ad­ ing spaces. On April 2nd the Honor Council will be conducting · was meant as a joke. Unfortu­ ministrationalikeliaveknow that Perhaps the construction plan nately, it has become a reality in the paved lot does not provide promises arc just another of the a student-wide referendum on proposed changes to the the las~ several weeks as law stu­ adequate parking for the students many exercises in cynicism that Marshall-Wythe Honor Code. These changes will dents are now forced to scavenge at Marshall-Wythe. we law students must learn in affect the entire student body as well as future classes. the streets surrounding Marshall­ In the week before spring order to complete our education. We urge everyone to read the summaries of these Wythe in search of increasingly break, the number of spaces in There is no doubt that as the weather. deteriorated last week · changes that will be distributed by the Honor Council elusive iegal parking spaces. the overflow lot was reduced by After an interview with Dean the groundbreaking activities of and parking enforcement stepped this week, as well as the article concerning the change·s Connie Galloway, Amicus re­ construction crews. Many stu­ up its patrols at Marshall-Wythe, that begins on page six of this issue . .· porter Greg Brummett's under­ denL-; hoped that during the break See DK~K, page 14 All currently enroll~d students are eligible to vote, . standing was that an additional the crews would complete the including third yeats. The SBA constitution requires gravel lot would be installed prior new gravel lot which, according that fifty percent of the student body vote for these proposed revisions to be ·considered and two-thirds of ----Letters---- those voting must approve the revisions before they Dear Editors, tion with baiting Chris Ferris. Dear Editors: may become a part of.the Honor Cqde. · Before spring break, Dean However, the acts of the self­ This was inspired by your first The principles involved here and the severity of . Galloway posted a note on the appointed student censors have editorial. If you wish to publish their possible implications are reason enough for each bulletin board asking that stu­ strengthened my resolve to read it as an open letter, you may. dents respect each other's right every issue of the Remnant from William DeVan (2L) of us to make an informed decision and to tell the to read the Remnant. That law cover to cover. I may not agree Honor Council where we stand through our votes. A students are disposing of the with the ideas, but nobody is Dear Governor Wilder: large tum-out at the polls will provide more than a fair Remnant so· that it will not be going to tell me I can 'tread them. I earned my Bachelor's de­ and accurate election, it will show that as a student wide! y read is not an unconfirmed It does not surprise me that a gree at the College of William · body we are concerned with the fair administration of rumor. I witnessed just such an fellow student would try to pre­ and Mary, and I am currently act and confronted the individual vent me from reading the enrolled there as a second year our Honor Code. who was throwing numerous Remnant but it docs anger me_ law student I am very disturbed copies oftheRemnant into a trash You had your freebie. Don't let by the enclosed reports from can. When I asked the student me catch you throwing out any several student newspapers that why she was disposing of the of the various student newspa­ describe a proposed S 17 million THE AMICUS CURIAE paper she said, "This is a rag. No pers-! won't be nearly as for­ bond issue to finance the con­ one should have to read it." giving again. struction of a new campus cen­ "Dedicated to the complete and obje_ctive reporting Perhaps out of shock, I did noth­ George Crompton (3L) ter. I understand that your ap­ of student news and opinion". ing more than retrieve the papers proval is required before the from the trash can. In the clarity bonds may be floated. Co-Editors: George Leedom, Jennifer Click of hindsight, which so often fol­ Dear Editors: The proposed site of the cam- Managing Editor: Rich Br

By GREG SCHWIND wntmg samples and personal academic distress and possible doijars soon thereafter. It was at students who, because of their Now in its second year at interviews, all of which are used forced withdrawal come · into this poill:t that Twjtty wa,s brought academic or life backgrounds, Marshall-Wythe, the Academic to target students prior to ma­ play. in to direct the program. · desir.e fo~ai a5sistarice during Support Program has evolved triculation. At the beginning of Professor Susan Grover adds Butler maintains a limited the first semester transition pe- into an important tool for guid­ second semester, Twitty extends that the faculty felt responsible . involvement with the current riodand throughout the first year. ing students through the rigors of offers to additional students, for the student attrition problem, program in her role as faculty · As an example of this success, fir~t-year law. The program, based on first semester grades specifically the loss of students liaison. Although she does assist Twitty points to the fact that no begun in the su'mmer of 1989 by and Legal Skills writing samples, ·'who, in her view, had the poten­ in the selection of the program's · participant in the :pr

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DAILY SPECIALS AND DESSERTS . around. The work can be done better by a order to give the Judicial Council jurisdic· larger council." Flannery stated that, "the tion over students whenever they act as, 01 interests ofjustice will be better served by hold themselves out as, Marshall-Wytht A PIZZA RESTAURANT a larger panel." students. In addition, it will establish tht NEW ENGLAND STYLE PAN PIZZA, LARGE SELECTION OF IMPORTED BEER & WINE Ericksoncomrnentedonaproblem with procedural requirement of a preliminaf) ABC ON AND OFF the availability of justices which arises jurisdictional hearing to determine bod DAILY LUNCH & DINNER.SPECIALS 10:30 AM TIL 2:00AM­ SEVEN DAYS A WEEK · PARKING IN THE REAR largely from the fact that prosecutors, whether the Judicial Council has propel TAKE OUT OR FREE DEUVERY investigators and justices who sit on the jurisdiction and whether the matter ir 229-9556 (LUNCH AND DINNER) probable cause hearing panel are pre- question rises above the level of triviality 761 SCQ'IJ.AND STREET- WliLIAMSBURG, VA 23185 eluded from adjudicating the final trial Current Code LOCATED IN COLONIAL WilliAMSBURG • ACROSS FROM THE COLLEGE OFWILUAM & MARY proceeding. Under the current Code, the Judicia . - ·- · 10% 0 FF ~~~:n~==-- usu~~~~~~~~~~ ~:o:~~e ~:g:~: ~:~i~~:!:s~~~~:a~~~:n~;:;~! ._,. ,..,_~_---_.,..._~_~_.. _ ....._.... _ .._ ,_..... _ ""'_. ._.._ ·_-.... ."". ~ --.·.·.~.. ~.- .---.A.·.~---..· ·'"' -'""·----~---,.._.. _ .,_-_·_. penoo:"' 11'iiSisadiTtictinllrrie~'Op1sctife""" "'caS~""ltec1:irie1b'Yxertbei"!"!jfitffiHtlrd'i\ Tuesday, March 19, 1991 THE AMicus CURIAE======7 There is-no provision for a preliminary The jurisdictional hearing will deter­ Discussion~rationale • . crease from great weight to soil}-ething jurisdictional de~ination. _ · mine.only. whether-the charges (regard­ "Itisunf*toi'equ¢a.studentloargQe--- $ort, Of ~bitrary arid capricjo!-is. ·: Flan­ Discussion and rationale less of evidence) sei forth an appropriate that he is not gwlty' while also requiring . nery' however, did comment that -the According to Cody, the purpose of the matter for the Judicial Council to hear. him topleadextraordinarycircumstances - Council js limited to what the_Dean will change in the Code is to clarify for stu­ The bearing is intended to save the ac­ in case he is found guilty durit;~g the same agree to. :-- - dents the instances where the council has cused from undergoing the emotional and hearing,'' assertedFlannery. Thepurpose Richard Brooks sugge$ted that, "we jurisdiction. "The current language of the psychological strain offull Judicial Coun­ of the proposal, according to Erickson, is should seek an_agreement with the Dean Code is ambiguous and it is not clear cil proceedings, only to later find that the to avoid forcing the accused to make wherebyhe\VOUldgivetheJudicialCoun­ where the jurisdictional power of the charges are outside of the council's juris­ inconsistent claims. The sanctions hear- cil written reasons for his fmdings" if the Judicial Council begins and ends" claimed diction. Under the new procedure, one­ ingwillbeconductedbythesamejustices Dean departs from a Judicial Council Associate Justice Patricia Erickson. third of the justices participating must that conduct the frrst phase of tlie trial. judgment. Brooks added that the Council According to Cody, the proposal "states agree that jurisdiction is appropriate. A Flannery stated that the new alterna- couldkeepthefindingsconfidentialifthe in positive rather than negative tenns, majority of the justices must participate in live sanctions were taken from the Uni- Dean expressed concern over releasing what the scope of the council's jurisdic­ the detennination. versityofMiamiLaw School Honor Code. such a statement to the student body. tion will be." The additional alternative sanctions are Brooks stated that this written require­ Flannery stated that unde; the new Separate Sanctions Hearing designed to provide the Council with ment would not only guard against arbi­ proposal, "the Honor Code would be Proposed revisions: greater flexibility in handing down rec- trariness, but would also- provide the binding on students who went to other Bifurcatethetrialprocess, withasanc­ ommendations for sanctions. Council with a basis by whicli to make schools for tournaments." Flannery also tion hearing to be held within 48 hours of future decisions. admitted ~at, although it was a gray area, a finding of guilt. Bifurcation will not Dean's power ofreview the jurisdiction of the Council might effect the present presumption of expul­ The Council has not yet set down a Miscellaneous proposals conceivably extend to student conduct on sion as the appropriate sanction. Under specific proposal that delineates the Dean's 1. The Judicial Council has written interviews and during summerclerkships. the proposal, the presumption would be power of review. According to Flannery, advisory notes which utilize hypothetical Under the current Code, the initial rebuttable only upon a showing of "ex­ DeanS ulli van has agreed to meet with the examples in order to assist students in detennination of jurisdiction rests with traordinary circumsiance." Council to discuss their concerns. Flan­ their interpretation of the Code. The the accuser. According to Gerber, "the Amend the alternative sanctions list to nery stated that the Council is trying to advisory notes are to be incorporated into accuser must make a good faith detenni­ include: A) suspension with or without increase the binding effect of a Judicial the Code. nation of whether the Honor Council has refund of tuition money; and B) suspen­ Council detennination on the Dean. 2. The prosecutors in a trial will be jurisdiction." sion of privileges, benefits, scholarships, Current Code: required to utilize the same standard of Flannery said the jurisdictional hear­ etc. Although the Dean is required to give zealous advocacy as that required of dis­ ing is designed to resolve the matter of Current Code "great weight" to a Judicial Council rul­ trict attorneys, whose mandate is to pur­ whether the Honor Council should hear There is no separate hearing require­ ing, he is not in any way bound to enforce sue the interests of justice. the matter at all. The hearing will be prior' ment for sanction detennination. The _the Council's judgment or recommenda- 3. The Chief Justice will not vote to, and separate from, the probable cause listed sanctions are: 1) suspension (with lions. during the trial stage of an Honor Code hearing which detennines whether there no mention of a withheld refund); 2) rep­ Discussion and rationale: proceeding because of his exposure to the is sufficient evidence to proceed against rimand; 3) failure in a course; and 4) Flannery said that he would like to see investigatory, prosecutorial and probable an accused. public and/or school service. the standard of the Dean's review "in- cause phases of the trial.

1. Alleged violation 2. Accusor investigates 3. Accusor confronts Accusor writes formal situation and circumstances. accused. charges if not satisfied with accused's explanation.

8. The investigators report 6. Chief justice presents the 5. Accused and accusor go to their findings to a 3-person charges to the entire council the chiefjustice, who accepts probable cause committee. appoints two investigators to for closed jurisdictional the charges. fmd facts. hearing. (The quorum is a majority,andone-thirdofthe justices present must agree that the case should proceed.)

9. If the committee finds that 10. The case is presented to a The Judicial Council probable cause exists, the minimumoffivejustices, with guilty, a sanctions hearing is submits its factual rulings and chief justice appoints two the chiefjustice presiding over held within 48 hours of the sanction recommendations to prosecutors. The accused is procedural and evidentiary guilt phase of the trial. The the Dean of the Law School. allowed to have two students matters, but not voting as to same justices sit on this phase The Dean renders a decision serve as defense counsel and the guilt or innocence of the of the trial. The accused consistent with the Judicial may have one person sit as accused. must show "extraordinary Council's recommendations, an observer circumstances" to avoid unless unusual circumstances -expulsion. THE AMICUS CURIAE Crossfire Tuesday, March 19, 1991 8

Grades for Legal Skills? _ . An idea-whose tin1e: will never con1e • • • did the writing and did a lousy job. anonymity in grading other courses. Numerous name The opposite may have occurred. The overall project partners would be grading small groups of individuals on John V. Edwards may be terrible, despite the outstanding efforts put forth sometimes very subjective criteria. Consistency could by the one indi:vidual. The overall project may be not be attained by requiring the name partner to give a fantastic, despite the appalling lack of effort-put forth by certain number of A's, B 's, etc. One partner'sassociates one associate. Finally, the overall project may be fantas­ may all be outstanding, but one of them would have to get Grading Legal Skills? What will they think 9f next? tic, but the efforts of one associate, although worthy of the required B-or C. Another group of associates may all Come on! people, let's get real. 9r.ades are individu­ recognition, may be overshadowed by the performance be mediocre, yet one would have to receive the required alized scoringr and regardless of what is said about of another. A-or A. grades not mattering in ten years-(I for one am a firm A student also must deal with one to three other The structure of the Legal Skills course simply is not believer that they will not), they do matter in the short . associates in another frrm. The catalog of conceivable conducive to individual grades. Name partners should term. Whenever faculty or students begin to discuss difficulties from this source is also virtually limitless. A not grade on the overall performance in the course, nor changing a pass/fail/honors course to a graded course, student facing opponents who do not care, who miss should they grade solely on the sections of the course one has to examine the proposition carefully. After deadlines or refuse to cooperate can try all he/she wants, done on an individual basis. Grading only on sections of examining this proposition carefully, I for one believe but the performance will appear pale, especially when the course which are done individually violates the tenet that Marshall-Wythe should not change Legal Skills to a compared to sets of opponents who both are actively that one's performance should be judged in its totality. graded course. involved in the Legal Skills endeavor. Further, the Regrettable as it may seem, individual students take Grades reflect one's performance in a course, period. brilliant offense or defense the student prepared is most Legal Skills in very different lights. The course is vital They do not measure skill or intelligence, only one's likely lost or unused when his/her opponents crumble . to the success of the student in the work force. O verall, performance on the tests, papers or other subjects of under without a fight. I believe the course as structured is better at preparing the grading. In Legal Skills, the student's performance Additionally, a student must deal with witnesses and student for life in the real world than individual courses depends upon a number of these "other subjects" which clients. The register of plausible complications from this in legal research, writing, and the like. I have no problem in turn depend upon factors completely outside the source is almost infinite. No matter how prepared the with that. Give me an opportunity to explain what I power of the individual being graded. It would be unfair student is, frustrating encounters with clients who fail to would do differently with Legal Skills and I would write to students to either penalize or reward an individual playact their roles, do the very minimum to get by, or volumes. One thing I will not endorse is changing Legal because of a hapless or fortuitous combination of these altogether fail to show up or respond to communications Skills, in its present two-year form, from a pass/faiV other factors which have the potential of completely reduce the student's ability, and motivation, to do a good honors to a graded course. overshadowing one's own skill and performance. job. Again, the student's performance will pale when An individual must deal with one to three other compared to the student lucky enough to have a client or associates ih the frrm . The litany of potential problems witness who goes the extra mile. from this source is nearly endless. Name partners have Finally, the student does not work in anonymity in JohnEdwardsisasecoizd-yearstudentwhoreceivedhis no way to truly tell which student did what work and how Legal Skills as in oth~r law_ school. c;ourses, yet the Bachelor's degree in Political Scienceandhis.Master's. we·ll that student~ii.d it. On

A society that accepts alcohol should legalize marijuana the movie Reefer Madness knows what I mean·. The horrible substances, we would all live in peace and American public was told that marijuana induced vio­ harmony. People use and abuse drugs for reasons. If we Kevin Kroner lent, and often murderous, behavior. take one drug away, another will be substituted. In all of There are many reasons for the reaction to marijuana my work in the mental health field, no single fact has in theWest (Our culture seems to prefer stimulants and t>ecome more clear tO me. · On January 15, 1991 this country began a war against . depressants as opposed to mood or perception altering Themostcommonpropagandaargumentihaveheard . the nation of Iraq. By March, we were mopping up. In drugs); but, whatever the reasons, we must ask ourselves over the years is that drug use is not victimless because . Januaryof1989,PresidentBushdeclaredawarondrugs if the distinction is warranted. More than a few people these people go out and drive our school buses and fly our with the appointment of William Bennett as "Drug make their living writing about the physiological dam­ airplanes. Why hasn't anyone used the same logic with Czar." Over two years later, the Drug War seems more age inflicted by these drugs. They are far too numerous alcohol? No one would dare advocate prohibition in like an Iraqi SCUD auack-much noise, much fear, to list here. For me, there some telling factors. With­ order to eliminate the risk .of drunks in ihe work place random destruction, and overall ineffectiveness. Has it drawal from marijuana addiction consists of severe because we realize we can set limits on acceptable occurred to anyone that we might want to rethink our headaches, while withdrawal from alcoholism can cause behavior. priorities? The most profound evidence that our country death. One cannot smoke marijuana fast enough to cause Unfortunately, it is far easier for us to throw money at has misplaced its priorities on this issue is that fact that death, while a blood alcohol level of .40 is lethal. There plant (or powder or liquid) than it is to take a good, hard marijuana is illegal while alcohol is not. has never been a validated scientific study showing look in the mirror to see what needs changing. The Possession of enough marijuana for anything more harmful effects from marijuana use by anything less than problem with keeping marijoana iJJegal is that it does not, than 3-4 joints is a Class 5 felony in the Commonwealth heavy usage (2-3 or more joints per day). For those of in any way, limit drug abuse in our society. The only of Virginia. Technically, there is no limit on the amount you who only drink on Friday and Saturday at the Green effect that the status quo has is to teaeh our young people of alcohol that I can purchase at my local Farm Fresh. Leafe, sitting at home with a Pink Floyd disc and a spleef that laws do not always have to reflect reality. Our laws are a reflection of our values and priorities. has the same long term effect on your body- virtually The Reformation is considered to be arejection of the Laws are also a reflection of the degree ofknow ledge our none. idea that one can only interact with God through a church society possesses. A strangerto our land might think that It may seem horribly out of date to talk of decriminali­ approved priest I think that we are in need of a medical marijuana must be a far more dangerous-and less useful zation in this decade of "just say no," but I am used to reformation: a rejection of the idea that one can only · drug than alcohol. Why else would our laws reflect such being a minority voice. I have spent seven years working interact with one's own body after consulting a state a difference in the way the two substances are treated? with adolescents and drug abuse. I have heard enough approved doctor. The right to self-medication- what a The reason is that alcohol has been an integral part of rhetoric and misinformation to last a lifetime. I have concept! our culture since the beginning of recorded history: The changed from a staunch supporter of prohibition of all West did not tune in to Cannabis until Napoleon decided drugs to a finn believer in decriminalization. that Egypt would be a great place for a war. When the use A fellow counselor once made the point that even of marijuana in the U.S. began to extend beyond Blacks though marijuana and alcohol are comparable we would Kevin Kroner is a first-year student with a B.S. i~ and Mexicans in the 1930s, magazines such as Scientific have more problems on our hands if marijuana were Clinical Psychology and a minor in Philosophy from American were eager to lie to lheir readers about the decriminalized. The problem with that argument is that Vanderbilt. Before coming to law school he worked as physiological effects of this drug. Anyone who has seen it assumes that drugs create the problem; absent these a substance abuse counselor with adolescents.

refer believes opposition to affirmative ket" Those students who so confidently The mission of the college should be to REMNANT, from page 2 action and abortion is enough to label an profess the "political correctness" of their educate students. While the bond issue to individual, or a publication, a racist and viewpointsthereforeshouldfeelunthreat- finance construction of a. new campus school. sexist Quite simply, speaking out against ened by the presentation of opposing center may not draw funds away from the One individual, whose name I shall such issues is "politically incorrect," and "politically incorrect" views. In short, college's academic program now, there keep anonymous, ran into me one day therefore, must be suppressed wherever those students must stop suppressing may be an irresistible temptation to cut reading a lone copy of The Remnant I and whenever encountered. Thus, our opposingviewpoints,andrespectthespirit futureacademicbudgetstomakeinterest found in the student lounge. This individ- feU ow student dutifuJJy carries out her of the First Amendment payments. ua1 blurted out "I see I missed a copy." biweekly task, ensuring the only free BobMiller(3L) Currentbudgetconstraintsarealready After asking her what she meant, she speech allowed is speech with which she impacting education quality at William boastfully informed me that she regularly agrees. and Mary. In the last month I have been searchesthelawschoole\'eryotherweek, Contrary to my (superficial?) firm CENTER, from page 2 writing papers on such diverse topics as purging it of every issue of The Remnant opposition to racism and sexism, I guess I the Chesapeake Bay Preservation Act, she can find. When I confronted her with am a racist and sexist at heart because I ries; but when a replacement was built, it VMI' s male-only admissions policy, and · the irony involved in blocking free speech fmnly oppose both affirmative action and was located at the furthest possible point the development of third world legal sys­ ata law school, she smugly informed me abortion. I guess all these years I have from old campus. Given the history of the terns. My research for each of the~ that, aside from the "offensive" conserva- been mistaken in my belief that one may athletic facilities, I find the administra- papers has been hampered because the tive tilt of the paper, she found the articles hold such a viewpoint without being rae- tion 's argument concerning student con- college has recetnly discontinued sub­ "racist" and "sexist." Thus, she felt mor- ist or sexist in the slightest. I guess I venience Jess than sincere. scriptions to journals and magazines con­ ally justified in preventing such "hate- mistakenly believed that my opposition Besides being both destructive and taining relevant articles. These are per­ speech" from dissemination among the wasgroundedinmyrespectforindividual unnecessary, thenewcampuscenter wiJJ manent losses. Once an issue hs been student body. rights regardless of race, religion, sex or be costly. The painful choices you have printed and distributed, new copies are Not wanting to argue with an individ- ageratherthanmydisrespectfortherights been forced to make as Governor have rarely accessible. The burden of interest ual I like personally but with whom I ofwholecategoriesofindividuals. Thus, highlighted the austere nature of these paymentsinthefuturecanonlyaggravate stronglydisagreepolitically,Ididn'tpress in my deceived state, I mistakenly be- times. The proposed campus center will this development. the mauer. Nevertheless, with the revela- lieved I could respect equal rights of all result in a student activity fee hike of Your current budget cuts have contin­ tionoftheextensive"political(in)correct" people, including (using politically cor- $150-300perstudent. Iamfmancingmy ued Virginia's proud heritage of safe­ movement, I feel compeJJed to speak out rect terms) Asian Americans, African law school education by working and guarding its fiscal health. Issuing a $17 against the appalling suppression of free Americans, Native Americans, European taking out student loans. The size of these million dollar bond to build a destructive, speech in academia. Without rehashing Americans, and unborn children without loans is compelling me to search for work unnecessary ,and costly edifice while other the extensive coverage of the "political being racist or sexist. Unfortunately, I in weJJ-paying firms rather ~ explore needs go neglected is a sad rebuff to this (in)correct" movement in recentadditions guess I was "politically incorrect." opportunities in the public interest sector, tradition. of the Amicus Curiae and The Remnant, Nevertheless,studentsatthelawschool and the new fees will exacerbate this Forthesereasons,Iaskyoutorejectthe I'm content to speak out against the de- would do well to review the words of problem. I wonderhowstudentswithless bond issue. struction of copies of The Remnant at the Justice Holmes: "[T]he best test of truth lucrative degrees and less fortunate back- Sincerely, law school. is the power of the thought to get itself grounds will be able to cope with these WiUiam DeVan Appatently; the individual to whom I accepted in the c

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Libel Night: an evening of reckless disregard By PAIGE BUDD The SBA's 20th annual Libel Night was held in the Campus Center Ballroom in front of a full house. Skits included "Wayne's World," "The Wizard ofOz," (complete with legal skills munchkins,a brainless professor and Dorothy's dog "tort-o"), and Molitemo as host of the game show "Legal Jeopardy." Greg Schwind and Brian Golden received special applause for their portrayals of Neal Devins and Professor Fisher. Both were entertaining and (nearly) perfect imitations. Some members of the audience forgot where they were for a moment or two. Rustin Polk and Lance High brought up the rear of this distinguished procession of talent. Faculty members in attendance included Dean Timothy Sullivan, Pro­ I fessors Susan Grover and Dick Williamson, Dean Faye Shealy, and Dean • Robert Kaplan. ' ' ' Greg Brummett Rich and Jimmy were the most excellent hosts of Libel Night's "Wayne's World," in which Bob Dylan and Neal Devins discussed ..the constitutional implications of numerous song lyrics.

Carrie Leonard Claudia Del Gross and Jesse Erwin sang a medley of Sonny and Cher tunes at the dinner-date auction.

Greg Brummett Brian Golden (Professor Fischer) navigated the audience through the nuances of intestacy law at last Thursday's Libel Night.

Carrie Leonard Ken Golski makes a desperate attempt to solicit a bid for his bod at the dinner-date auction. Ken was purchased by his sister. Tuesday, March 19, 1991 THE AMICUS CURIAE======13 Ask Miss Demeanor Hello again Happy Students! Before Although this may not be a strictly own, makes me sec red . I can only imag­ circumstanccs---I must also sympathize answering all of your delightful questions etiquette question, there is a problem ine how many of your bathroom towels with the unHappy Students' plight. Pos­ on law school etiquette, let me first extend occurring here at Marshall-Wythe that have "Holiday Inn" emblazoned across sibly if the administration were to realize warm congratulations to two Happy Stu­ I feel only you can address. Many of us them. that what they may be saving in toner is dents who are especially happy as this use the refrigerator in the lounge to To all you perpetrators: Although you being lost on atrocious manners and stress issue goes to press. store our lunches and/or leftovers to be may consider these little acts of"borrow­ visits to the health center this situation Best wishes to second year students used for snacks or supper as we must ing" innocent, they are violations of honor could be rectified. Stephanie Rever and Michael Chu who spend long hours here at the law school. and you simply should not be allowed to Until then , however, I would suggest announced their engagement Wednesday, Many times particular items or even practice law. And if I had my way, I'd you purchase a set of earplugs. And March 13th. Displaying a simply won­ entire packages are found missing. ·have yo u all spanked. whatever yo u do, don 't even think about derful sense of romance, Michael walked Some of us have no choice but to store approaching a student in the throw-; or his beloved through the gentle rain to the our food here and few of us can afford Dear Miss Demeanor, vendamat meltdown; it could prove a very weeping willow where they shared to feed anonymous thieves at the ex­ As a first year law student, I spend serious detriment to your health. their first kiss and asked for her hand in penseofgoinghungryourselves. Would many hours in the computer lab. My marriage. Stephanie accepted Michael's you please print my letter and respond tender ears are constantly subjected to Dear Miss Demeanor, proposal and the elated young students to it if possible? Thank You. a stream of abusive and foul language What should you do if you've invited have begun the blissful task of planning Signed "Constantly Cookieless" emanating from upperclassmen using all of your friends to a surprise engage­ their matrimonial union. Dear"C.C.", the vendamat system. How might I ment party before you ask the question After a quiet moment alone beneath the I most certainly will print your letter approach these students and request and while they're all waiting there at boughsoftheirvery special tree, the lovely and I might add that I am severely miffed! that they be more considerate of my the restaurant she says "No"? couple proceeded to the Green Leafe Cafe, I believe you state the problem eloquently sensibilities? Signed "Just Wondering" where they were awaited by a joyous host (except, of course, for "found missing") Signed "Virgin Ears" Dear Mike, of friends voicing heartfelt congratula­ and frankly I'm appalled at the behavior Dear "Virgin," Sorry I got your letter so late. Best tions and sharing in the celebration. of some of the derelict elements here in I know how difficult it can be to endure Wishes. Michael and Stephanie enjoy true love the halls among us. Stealing food! I think some of the linguistic tirades that high Miss Demeanor. and devotion for each other and I would those of you responsible for such repre­ tech machinery can elicit from Happy * * * * * like to personally extend my wishes for hensible treatment of your fellow stu­ Students. I myself have been guilty of the All letters for Miss Demeanor should many years of happiness for the hand­ dents should be ashamed. occasional "Darn" or "Fiddlebug" when be placed in George Leedom's hanging some couple. To think that you care so little for those confronted with the obstinance of the Jaw file. He ' ll make certain she gets them . On the tail of that wonderful news, let around you that you find it convenient to · school printers. Letters can be anonymous and will re­ us take a peek into this week's mail bag: purloin their Girl Scout cookies or left Although I certainly do not endorse main that way unl.ess Miss Demeanor Dear Miss Demeanor, over dim sum, rather than purchase your the use of foul language-under any figures out who you are. Muskrat ·tneat tnakes tnouths water in Williatnsburg In an effort to enhance the cul­ pungent rodent by most people, because Nickerson sold all eight like it, don't blame me," she water before cooking it. They tural bonds between students the muskrat has become popular muskrats in stock by noon Mon­ warned. Edward Dzula, who has come with the musk glands and and !he good townsfolk of Wil­ dinner fare among local critter day. The previous Saturday, her a produce display at the farmers fur removed, but she suggests Jaimsburg, the Editors of the connoisseurs. 1 ust askS ue Nick­ "Fresh Muskrat Meat" sign lured market, said he tried muskrat once parboiling to loosen up the meat. Amicus Curiae are reprinting the erson, who runs Nick's Seafood even more customers. and it reminded him of squirrel Then cut the meat into chunks, following article, originally run Market at the Williamsburg Nickerson's husband even meat. roll it in cornmeal and fry it in oil. in the February 6, 1991 editon of Farmers Market on Lafayette makes muskrat runs from their "Years ago, they used to ship Prime muskrat-eating season the local Virginia Gazette. Street. home in Gloucester, transport­ them to Baltimore by the damn is almost over, according to Reprinted with the permis­ "Everybody eats muskrat," ing fresh ones from a Gloucester truckload," Dzula said. "In Ohio, another seafood vendor at the sion of Nathaniel Axtell. Nickerson insists. "He cats trapper to the couple's fish truck. you can buy them in a restaurant, farmers market. "Once [musk­ When the Captain and Ten­ muskrat,Ieatmuskrat." She was ThecostisS3 for one 10-incher, all you want." So what goes well rats] start breeding, they stop nille first sang "Muskrat Love" pointing at a customer who was which Nickerson admits is "not with muskrat? "Everything," he catching them," he explained. in 1976, they weren't perform­ beating a hasty retreat, shaking cheap meat to eat." Most people said, filling a bag with kale, on­ "The males bite the females and ing an ode to something scrump­ his head. "I don't eat it!" he buy two at a time, she said. ions and potatoes. put holes in them. Messes up tious. exclaimed. "You eat it?" As for taste, muskrat reminds Nickerson suggests cleaning their pelts, so the trappers don't Or were they? Considered a Somebody must eat muskrat, Nickersonofrabbit. "Ifyoudon't the muskrat meat with soap and want them. Collect them all! This week: hand-heat idols of William and Mary! More .. clip 'n' save ~arshall-Wythe trading cards

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Legal Skills should be graded: (1) Legal Skills, unlike giving grades for Legal Skills, Marshall-Wythe would GRADE IT, from page 8 other courses, rewards students who work hard, and (2) help them select those few individuals. Marshall-Wythe students are not learning how to write. Finally, Legal Skills should be graded because stu­ the Legal Skills staff distinguishes between students who The first of these reasons derives its importance from the dents here are not learning how to write. Since the "Fail," who "Pass," and who "Pass with Honors," and no nature of law school grades. As most of us here at beginning of the semester I've read dozens of other law one questions their ability to judge who is doing a good Marshall-Wythe have discovered by now, success on students' memos, papers, filings, and briefs, and the ma­ job and who is not If, forsomeobscurereason,realletter law school exams is a very bizarre and mysterious phe­ jority of them were of rather poor quality. Some of them grades are unacceptable, why not tie the current evalu­ nomenon. No one knows what causes it. Students who were almost embarrassing. It's shocking to realize that ation system into the grading scheme? A simple way to work terribly hard and who seem to know the law so many second- and third-year students still cannot do it would be to give a "minus" to every student who nevertheless get below-average grades, while others ap­ write coherent sentences. Likewise, many of my second­ fails Legal Skills and a "plus" to every student who pear always to be partying and yet have stratospheric year classmates have yet to master the basics of citation passes with honors. Under such a plan, a student who GPAs. Friends of mine who "graded on" to the Law format, and their legal writing is dolled with glaring received a .. Pass with Honors·· would have her GPA Review have explained to me that they don ·t understand .. blue book'" errors. Personally, I detest the blue book, changed to what it would have been if one of her threc­ how they did it. "I knew Civil Procedure cold," one of but I also realize that it's something most employers credit"B-minus" grades had been a "B," or if one of her them said, "and I got my lowest grade in there. But in expect their new hires to know. How can prestigious law "B-plus" grades had in fact been an "A-minus." Like­ Contracts, which I didn't understand at all, I got an' A'." firms think highly of Marshall-Wythe when its students wise, a student who received a "Fail" in Legal Skills We've all heard stories like this. The old rules from high do not even know how to cite a case? When Legal Skills would have his GPA lowered as it would have been as if school and college, where hard work led to a pigh grade, fails to teach students how to write, its failure hurts us all, one of his three-credit "A" grades had instead been an don't apply any more. not just those who skipped class and did shoddy work. "A-minus." Such a scheme could preserve the current In real life, however, the old rules do apply. Hard By offering grades, Legal Skills could solve this prob­ grading system while giving students a greater incentive work can often get you as far as genius can. Diligence lem while injecting a measureoffaimessand predictabil­ to work hard. Finally, even if the Legal Skills staff did and trustwonhiness count for as much as brilliance and ity into the law school's grading scheme. Students have problems implementing a uniform grading policy, inspiration. Law school exams measure legal knowl­ would work hard, and would learn more, because they its approach would still be fairer than in the substantive edge and reasoning capacity, but they don't measure a would expect their efforts to bring them real benefits. law classes, which possess no grade parity policy at all. student's ability to find the law, to describe it eloquently, Isn't that the purpose of education? If disparity in grading policies is a reason for refusing to or to meet a coun's filing deadline. These qualities, too, grade Legal Skills, then we shouldn't receive grades for arc the marks of a first-rate attorney, and students who Keith Finch is a second-year student from Blacksburg, first-year Contracts, either. possess them should receive better grades because of Virginia who receivedhisBA.fromDavidson College in The justifications for current policy thus make little them. After all, employers don't want to hire students North Carolina. lie is also Production Edi!or of the sense. They also ignore two compelling reasons why with high grades, they want to hire good attorneys. By Amicus Curiae.

ProfessorTwittyat 1-786-5351. Aipres­ In the meantime, the area designated to who have already complained to the Vir­ TUTORIAL, from page 3 ent. the Administration has no plans to serve as additional parking during the ginia Gazelle) with the hope of reaching directly inform all incoming flrst-yearsof dorm construction has been leveled. Of classes merely fashionably late. One the program. course, it has also been fenced off, and student ha<> said that she will soon found a by incoming first-years. While one ad­ appears to provide a convenient parking parking suppon group, and is seeking ministration official said that uncertainty DESK, from page 2 area for heavy equipment. new members. And we wonder why so about future funding has prevented in­ All the while, students scramble for many people have nothing but contempt cluding a description of the program in many students came to just such a conclu­ curbside parking in the residential neigh­ for lawyers? application materials, the program is on a sion. borhoods (to the dismay of our neighbors, two-year funding cycle and the money was in place prior to the publication oflast year's catalog. FAST DELIVERY TO YOUR DOOR Professor Butler said she would like to COMPARE .PRICES BEFORE YOU WAIT IN LONG LINES see the program expanded to offer help to more students, but doubts any state money will be available for this purpose in light LERNER LAW l300K Cu., INC I i\ . . "· ~ . of Virginia's current budget problems. . D _ ISCOUNT~~- LAW _· BOOKS_·)2: As a result of these budgetary concerns, Professor Grover is attempting to solicit <;;.,;., <_. •./~~~ 1 J~t~~:.sa~bu;~j; ~.:~ye :;. ,N~W : ~o~.~~-: ./:~;~·;; :::{~~.> funding from alternative sources, includ­ ing private corporations and foundations. Despite the budget crunch, money is in TOLL FREE 1800 253-1594 placeforthe I 99I-92academic year. First­ year students who feel they should be a IN D.C. 842-4335 pan of the suppon program may contact AMERICAN EXPRESS, VS AND MC

&,-______o_av_e_Y ______:l~f: ~------B_r_ia_n ______~ Kelley, the "sensitive penguin" Petey and Mike I I I I Marshall-Wythe's favorite I I There's no disputing Brian's Kelley's powerful vocals and Thesefab fellas don't only play I teddy bear pounds out another I sex idol status as the front man fluid stage presence are the together on stage; they are I power chord for his loyal fans. for In Dispute. Brian frequents trademarks of the Dead friends in real life as well! "It's no 1 Davey's musical talents aren't Taco Bell and feels it provides Penguins. Kelley is shown here act : · says Petey, ··we are super­ 1 the only reason why he's a vital his music with added rythym. accidentally electrocuting herself close pals!" "That's right," chips I element of the Dead Penguins. Brian's quick fingers, boyish as she grips the mike stand while in Mike, "and often we double­ They also keep all their stuff in charm, and cast-iron digestive standing in a puddle of Pat Allen's date. Me with Stephanie, and I his garage. tract ensure that he'll continue to perspiration. Petey with whoever picks up on I wow audiences well into the the party line." This friendship I future. "I am awfully good," manifests itself on stage as In I . admits Brian. Dispute's powerful horn and I triangle section. I I

I • I. • • I ••, •I ~L------~ ~L------~ ~ L------~. ~L------~ Tuesday, March 19, 1991 THE Ac\1ICUS CURIAE ======15 Looking for sotnething- to do in the 'burg this·_- Spring? Try doing the Maze late at night-but don't get caught! By PAIGE BUDD worth a try on the first warm day. There den with "Jumping theWall." This makes for those of you who just cannot eat pea­ and GEORGE LEEDOM are hundreds of turtles basking in the sun! a great date: late at night, away from the nut soup, try the Indian· Fields Tavern Compared to D.C. or New York, or If Matoaka is not open this spring, try prying eyes of any possible CW Secunty (halfway to Richmond on Route 5). This , even Topeka, Williamsburg has a ten­ Waller Mill Park. For a nominal fee, one Officiers, jump over the brick wall that 200-year-old restored house is extrmely dency to seem a little, shall we say, slow. can rent canoes or pedal boats by the hour. encloses the garden (it becomes quite low romantic. One problem is that its atmos­ What is there to do on the weekends? • Carter's Grove-As with all the Co­ to the left of the front gate, but you will phere does not come cheap. The meal will Personally, I relish that special surge of lonial Williamsburg atractions,admission still need a boost) and do the maze. In the costaroudS lOOper couple with wine. For gratification upon finding a perfect blue to this restored plantation home is free winter this can be extremely reminicient that not-so-very-special person , Chinese ceramic madonna or plastic potted plant with a validated William and Mary I.D. of the snow scene in The Shining and is take-out on the Wren Building porch or in at the Pottery Factory. But, for those of Just take the Country Road which begins therefore more aptly a spring activity. Re­ the Sunken Gardens is always a winner. you who absolutely would not be caught directly behind the Williamsburg Inn. I member, don 't get caught! • The Yorktown Pub - Like the Sur­ dead in a Ilea market, try the following suggest packing a lunch and biking out to • The Surrey Ferry and good eating­ rey House, this is basically a diner, but suggestions: the site. Counrty Road is eight miles of It is a lovely ride across the James River well worth the trip. The drive down the • The Virginia Institute of Marine Sci­ peace and beauty (sixteen if you make the on the Ferry. After crossing, try The Colonial Parkway toward Yorktown is ence (VIMS)- Spend the day exploring round trip). Just be aware that this beauty Surrey House. This is basically a glori­ beautiful during all times of the year (but spectacular aquariums and exotic shell is extremely hilly. fied diner. It is not expensive and has don:t stop for any police). A sure dose of collections. This place is right on the • Biking- Not only is Country Road loads of character, not to mention good small town hospitality in this place! river, so pack a picnic lunch and enjoy the a wonderful place to bike, but those of you crab cakes and great peanut soup. To get • Go-Carts and Putt-Putt- Just past (soon to be) warm weather. Just take the with mountain bikes should take advan­ there, just go straight off the ferry for the pottery Factory on Richmond Road Parkway or Route 64 to Route 17 toward tage of the wonderful dirt paths in the about 20 minutes. there is a sort of mini amusement park. Gloucester. When you go over the bridge, woods behind the Recreational Center. If you want something a little nicer but The Go-Carts and the Bumper Boats are you will see a green sign directing you to . This is also a great place to jog. still inexpensive, try the Smithfield Tav­ the most fun , though I hear they have Putt­ the Institute. You can't miss it. • TheGovernor'sPalace-Onceagain, ern. To get to this quaint little place, just Putt golf, also. • Canoeing- Just show your William this is free with a William and Mary I. D. go left along the river for about 20 min­ • The Williamsburg Winery- A tour and Mary I. D., and you can take a canoe Of all the attractions in Colonial Wil­ utes or, if you don't want to take the ferry, of this place with complimentary tasting out on Lake Matoaka for the day. Unfor­ liamsburg, this is the best. There is a take the Jamestown Bridge (Route 17, is a must. One would never believe that tunately, the Lake has been off limits to beautiful English Garden with a maze in Newport News). Virginia could produce wine of such a any recreational activity for the past year the back of the building. Those who • Romantic Eating - The colonial high quality. Buy a bottle of the Reserve due to high levels of bacteria, but it may be attended William and Mary for their places on D.O.G. Street are always great 1989. It rivals the best California Char­ ..r-- . open again this spring. It is definitely undergraduate studies associate this gar- for the out-of-town special someone; but donnays and makes a perfect house gift. The voices behind the mike Third-years Garvey and Huh shap~ the music you hear By JUDY McKENZ1E Michael has some priorexpe- music: labeling of albums and sitting progressive rock- to classical How often have you listened rience in the radio business. It is not difficult to become a through three shows. Upon com­ music with a little blues and jazz to the radio and wondered about During his undergraduate years disc jockey at WCWM. Disc pleting the training program, the thrown in on the side. the identity of the person behind at Notre Dame, Michael worked jockeys mustobtain FCC licenses trainee is allowed to state a pref­ Records are donated to the the soft, silky voice that has in WSND's production room. in order to have their own show. erence for a time slot. The time station by distributors as well as become so familiar to you? You WCWM was nevertheless his Presently the cost of such a ven­ slots are awarded on seniority by local record stores such as wake to it each morning, listen to first-opportunity to be the voice ture is $35.00 but the station is in basis. Echoes and The Band Box. The it on the long ride to school, and behind the mike. the process of applying for a The philosophy ofWCWM is station is not funded by adver­ fall asleep to it at night. How Occasionally,Michaelhasen- waiver of the fee since it is non­ to play a wide variety of music tisements so there are no com­ does this person know exactly listed assistance from fellow law · profit. A further requirement is that is not heard on other com­ mercial interruptions. Both which song will be popular and school students Steve Nachman, · participation in WCWM's train­ mercial stations. The station does Michael and Jason view this accommodate your moods BeverlyWatkins,andKurtHam- ing program. The trainee must not limit itself to one particular opportunity as an excellent re­ throughout the day? merle. They lend a hand around put in ten hours of menial labor, type of music. WCWM has a lease from the rigors of law Two of the voices you have the station _during_peak request which includes the filmg and mixed format which ranges from school. heard on WCWM 90.7 FM," the ·times by ~ 'chasing down records". College of William and Mary's and helping out with filing. - radio station, belong to Michael · Jason Huh began disc jockey- Garvey and Jason Huh, two third ing during the second semester year students who share a com­ of his second year. He is an avid mon interest outside the world of jazz enthusiast. His interest in Marshall-Wythe. They are disc becoming a disc jockey was Good Music jockeys for WCWM. sparked by his love of music. Michael Garvey has been a Jason regrets not becoming a disc disc jockey for WCWM since jockey during his undergraduate the spring of 1989. He has the years at the University of Chi­ Great Prices Tuesday afternoon progressive cago. Although initially Jason knew rock show. Disc jockeys who M Q VIE RENTALS 69cf: (Titles Change Daily) play progressive rock music are very little about jazz, he selected required to play at least 4 songs jazzandbluesas themainthemes WE BUY & SELL USED CDs from the "A-list" each hour. The ofhisshow. Asajazzdiscjockey, A-list is a list of new artists who Jason is allowed to play almost THE are not played on other commer­ anything he selects. He is re­ cial stations. quired to play only one song per Michael's goal is to encour­ show from the "B-Iist" which age others to listen to a wide va­ consists of new artists or old BAND artists who have a new album BOX riety of music. On occasion he has been known to feature artists released. such as Jean Luc Ponte. This op­ ·His favorites are Louis Arm­ ~ - portunity has been a "good re­ strong, Dave Brubeck, Ella Fitz­ lease" for Michael. He is able to gerald and Frank Sinatra. Being 517 PRINCE GEORGE .STREET 229·8882 keep up with the new music and a disc jockey has allowed Jason expose others to his favorite types to increase his knowledge of and of music. exposiu-e to various types of . ., " •' t •••:". .... _..._ .\. 4 . l :.1 - • _, - - .:: ·• ,-....- .. · ~-. -~~ .. "'... ~ ~ ---- :..-:.·"'"- .•• .• --- ·'" · ~ ·- ,..,_ ,~ ."" t-..; !..."" l.l, .~ . ..JJ ~ ,..It •.L-~ __ <:o( I •. • '*. ... f. ¥,#-_. _."i_._: ....• . '-A l'f~ --"-.· -' ..·, '. 16 ======Tuesday, March 19, 1991 THE AMICUS CURIAE Results of SBA professor _I course evaluation survey

The following arc the results of the professor and ·Barnard/Sec Reg. 9.2 Donaldson/Fed.Inc. Tax. 9.1 course evaluation survey conducted by SBA President Malonc/lnt'l Law 9.0 Barnard/Sec Reg . 9.0 David Boies. The response rates were much ~igbcr for .Barnard/Corps 8.9 Donaldson/Trusts & Est. 8.9 second- and third-year classes than for first-yearclasses, Douglas/Evidence . 8.8 Alces/Salcs 8.5 however, classes were omitted from the report in cases WilliamsoniCrim.Proc.l 8.7 Douglas/Evidence 8.5 wbcrclbcratioofrcsponscstoclasssizewaspanicularly FellOn/Crim. Law 8.2 Collins/lntcll.Prop. 8.2 low. The report lists questions from the survey, and tbcn Fiscbcr/lnsurancc 8.1 Williamson/Crim.Proc.I 8.0 sets forth a class-by-class breakdown of student re­ Heilig/ Reg. Fin.lnsL 8.0 Felton/Crim. Law 7.9

~;ponses . Powell/Family Law 7.8 Fischer/Insurance 7.7 · Roscnhcrg/Land Usc Con. 15 Hcili!!/ Rc!!. Fin.lnst. 15 How well did this profesSor communicate the course Molitcmo/Evidcncc 7.1 Koch/Fed. CK 7.1 materials to the class? SelasSie/Scc. Trans. 6.7 Malone/Envt'l Law 6.9 Koch/Fed. Cts. 6.6 Harris/Prod. Liab. 6.4 PROF.ICOURSE Avg. Rating Harris/Prod. Liab. 5.8 Molitcmo/Evidencc 5.9 Douglas/Labor Law 9.0 Collins/lntcll.Prop. 4.1 Rosenberg/Land Usc Con. 5.6 Douglas/Evidence 8.8 Malone/lnt'l Law 5.5 Barnard/Sec Reg. 8.8 Would you recommend this professor to your fellow Selassic/Sec. Trans. 5.2 A lees/Sales 8.5 law students? Barnard/Corps 4.0 Donaldson/Fed.lnc. Tax. 8.5 Heilig/ Reg. Fin.Inst 8.4 PROF.ICOURSE Avg. Rating How valuable was the subject matter of this course Donaldson/Trusts & Est 8.3 Douglas/E. vidence 9.4 within the context of your overall legal education? Williamson/Crim.Proc.I 8.2 Barnard/Sec Reg. 9.2 Malone/Envl'l Law 8.2 Donaldson/Fed.Inc.Tax. 9.1 PROF./COURSE Avg. Rating Fischer/Insurance 8.1 Powell/Family Law 9.0 Douglas/Evidence 9.3 l\1alonc/lnt'l Law 7.9 Douglas/Labor Law 9.0 Alces/Salcs 9.0 Powell/Family Law 7.6 Heilig/ Reg. Fin.Inst. 8.7 Molitcmo/Evidence 8.7 Fellon/Crim. Law 7.4 A lees/Sales 8.7 Sclassic/Scc. Trans. 8.3 Barnard/Corps 6.8 Donaldson/Trusts & Est 8.7 Fischer/Insurance 8.2 Rosenberg/Land Use Con. 6.5 Fischer/Insurance 8.4 Douglas/Labor Law 8.2 Sclassie/Scc. Trans. 6.0 Malone/lnt'l Law 7.8 Williamson/Crim.Proc.I 8.2 Molitemo/Evidence 5.2 l\1alone/Envl'l Law 7.8 Felton/Crim. Law 8.1 Harris/Prod. Liab. 4.9 Felton/Crim. Law 7.6 Donaldson/Fed.Inc.Tax. 8.0 Koch/Fed. Cts. 4.3 Barnard/Corps 7.4 Donaldson/Trusts & Est. 7.9 Collins/lntell.Prop. 3.8 Williamson/Crim.Proc.I 7.1 Barnard/Sec Reg. 7.6 Selassic/Scc. Trans. 5.7 Barnard/Corps 7.4 Rosenberg/Land Usc Con. 5.6 Rosenberg/Land Usc Con. 7.3 Taking into account teaching effectiveness. scholar­ Koch/Fed. Cts. 5.0 Koch/Fed. Cts. 7.3 ship. attitude and/or any other criteria that you con­ Molircmo/Evidcncc 4.8 Collins/Inrcli.Prop. 7.3 sider important. what is your owrall opinion of this Collins/lntcll.Prop. · . 3.6 Malonc/Envt'l Law 7.0 professor? Harris/Prod. Liab. · 2.8 Heilig/ Reg. Fin.lnst. 6.7 Harris/Prod. Liab. 6.5. PROF./COURSE Avg. Rating How knowledgeabale was this profes.o;or concerning Powell/Family Law 6.4 Douglas,IE vidence 9.1 thea subject matter of this course? Malone/1m ' I Law 5.2 · Douglas/Labor Law 9.0 Alccs/Sales 9.0 PROF.ICOURSE Avg. Raling Disregarding the Professor, would you recommend Barnard/Sec Reg. 9.0 Donaldson/Fcd.lnc.Tax. 9.8 this course to your fellow law studenl'i? Donaldson/Trusts & Est 8.6 Alces/Salcs 9.7 Donaldson/Fed.Inc.Tax. 8.5 Heilig/ Reg. Fin.InsL 9.6 PROF.ICOURSE Avg. Rating Heilig/ Reg. Fin.lnst. 8.3 Malonc/Envt'l Law­ 9.5 Douglas/Evidence 9.4 Malonc/lnt 'I Law 8.2 Donaldson/Trusts & Est. 9.4 Molitemo/Evidcncc 9.0 Fischer/Insurance 8.2 Malonc/lnt'l Law 9.4 Fclton/Crim. Law 8.9 \1alonc/Envt'l Law X.l Dou!!las/Evidcncc 9.1 Barnard/Sec Rc~ . _ R.X Felton/Crim. Law 7.9 Douglas/Labor Law . 9.0 A lees/Sales 8.6 Powell/Family Law 7.7 Rosenberg/Land Use Con. 8.8 Heilig/ Reg. Fin.Inst. 8.6 Barnard/Corps 7.6 Williamson!Crim.Proc.l 8.8 Donaldson/Fcd.lnc. Tax. 8.5 Williamson/Crim.Proc.I 7.0 FcllOn/Crim. Law 8.8 Sclassic/Scc. Trans. 8.5 Rosenberg/Land Usc Con. 6.5 Powell/Family Law 8.6 Powell/Family Law 8.5 Koch/Fed. Cts. 6.3 Barnard/Corps 8.4 Williamson/Crim.Proc.I 8.4 Selassie/Scc. Trans. 6.2 Barnard/Sec Reg. 8.4 Fischer/Insurance 8.3 Molitcmo/Evidence 6.2 Fischer/Insurance 8.2 Collins/lntell.Prop. 8.2 Collins/lntell.Prop. 4.3 Selassic/Sec. Trans. 7.0 Douglas/Labor Law 8.0 Harris/Prod. Liab. 2.9 Collins/lntcll.Prop. 6.6 Donaldson/Trusts & Est. 8.0 Molitemo/Evidcncc 6.5 Barnard/Corps 7.9 Koch/Fed. Cts. 6.5 Rosenberg/Land Usc Con. 7.7 · How prepared for class was this professor? Harris/Prod. Liab. 6.0 Malonc/Envt'l Law 7.5 Harris/Prod. Liab. 6.9 PROF./COURSE Avg.Rating Was the fmal examination in this course a fair test of Koch/Fed. CL-;. 6.5 Donaldson/Fed .Inc. Tax. 9.6 tbe course materials? Malonc/lnt'l Law 6.5 A lees/Sales 9.5 Malonc/Envt' l Law 9.3 PROF.ICOURSE Avg. Rating Students should be on the lookout for the next course Douglas/Labor Law 9.2 Powell/Family Law 9.4 survey, which will be distributed just before the begin­ Donaldson/Trusts & Est 9.2 Douglas/Labor Law 9.2 ning of exams. ' . -- - epress: court

and ;1- - - one-on-one.

Charging. Dodging. Challenging. Guarding. One side on the offensive. One side on the defensive. When the press faces off against public figures, it some­ times seems like a sporting event. But it's more serious than that. Because often, at the heart of the issue is the Ftrst Amendment. And its guarantee ofa free press. Some say the rights of the press should be taken away. They say the press goes too far. Sometimes even the press questions how far is too far. Others say the rights of the press protect the rights of the people. Your right to be informed about things that affect your life and your right to decide. The debate will continue. But one thing is for sure. You won't always agree with what the press has to say. And it's )Qur right not to. To learn more about the role of a free press and how it. protects your rights, contact the Ftrst Amendment Center at 1-800-542-1600. Ifthe press didn'ttell~ who\\Ould? A public service messa&e of ~ Ad Cou ncil and~ Society of Professional JoumaiiSIS. ""'~

..... _ THE AMICUS CURIAE Arts and Entertainment Tuesday, March 19,1991 ·18 _

Dancing About Architecture R.E.M. 's Out of Time: another _bright, challenging step Ill the evolution of a consistently intriguing band By KEVIN WALSH are probably the most striking departure; sounds more comfortable in this song ness to experiment wi~and at times The tongue-in-cheek promotional providingthesongswithate_xtureR.E.M. than he did anywhere on his whole last completely abandon-their established sticker for R.E.M.'s "greatest hits" com- has previously left unexplored. album, Edutainment. formula. "" is a dis- pilation, Eponymous, said "R.E.M.- The Out of Time is a departure on a lyrical Even "' '· is really about a turbing song fcaLUring a trembling, over­ band you grew up with." As much of a level too. First off, the album's lyrics are relationship gone sour. In fact, much of amped electric guitar, about someone joke as it was probably intended to be, in cenainly clearer than anything R.E.M. the album concerns itself with disillusion- experiencing legitimate spiritualloss--"I my case it's true. has ever done before. Also, the songs deal ment. ""-the first was central I I. had control I I lost my Whenlwasasophomoreinhighschool, almost exclusively with personal rela­ single off the album-seems to deal with head ... .It's crazy what you could have almost ten years ago, before I even had a tionships. In the past, (with a few notable the struggle to maintain your identity and had." "Endgame" is an instrumental fea­ driver's license, I bought R.E.M.'s first exceptions, like "(Don't Go Back To) world-view as an important relationship turing some of the most effective, spec­ album, Murmur. Initially disappointed Rockville" and "You Are The Every­ falls apart; "Half A World Away" finds tacular guitar work has ever and perplexed, the album grew on me thing") the band has made a conscious the narrator vowing to "go it alone, hold it done. (like the kudzu on the front cover) and is effort to avoid this realm. The band even alone, haul it along and hold it" in the R.E.M. deserves credit, therefore, even now one of the few albums in my collec­ makes reference to this avoidance on midst of "the saddest dusk." The almost for the ex peri men ts that don ' t tion that completely transcends the time "Low" when sings "I forced happiness of" " succeed."Near Wild Heaven," even fea­ period when I bought it. Their last album, skipped the part about 'love' I It seemed might have been added simply as.acounter­ tures a neat "Good Vibrations"-like Green, was the soundtrack to my senior so silly." Throughout the album, the balance to all this depression. three-part harmony break toward the end, year in college and I can't listen to it now perspective they bring is startling, refresh­ Other songs deal less directly with this is one of the failures. With mainly Mike without conjuring up scenes ofthat strange, ing, and welcome. dissatisfaction. "Belong," for example, is Mills on vocals, "Near Wild Heaven" is remarkable year. The album opens with "Radio Song" a spoken-word piece in which a mother maybe half of a great song and may be a And now comes Out ofTime, R.E.M. 's saying "The world is collapsing around advises her child "with calm, calm I kind of sneak preview of a future Mike seventh studio album. our earS/ I turned up the radio/ But I can't 'Belong." ' on a Sunday morning when Mills solo album, a sobering thought. Our ofTime is a departure for R.E.M. hear.it." The song itself, a dense mix of "those creatures jumped the barricades Out ofTime is another bright, challeng­ on two levels. On a purely musical level, riffing guitars, bouncing bass, and an organ and headed for the sea." While I'm not ing, intelligent step in the evolution of this album offers more of the "jangle" with a string section, is certainly not going personally certain exactly what that last America's most consistently intriguing sound that made R.E.M. famous than its to enamour the group to Top 40 radio. Its line means, it speaks brilliantly of des­ band. While other bands have staked predecessor Green did. To leave it at that lyrics include "DJ sucks!" and "Now our peration and chaos; the mother's advice to careers on entire catalogs less interesting would be to undermine what is actually a children grow up prisoners I All their the child is to avoid the solitude and andengagingthan this album, OutofTime sonically complex album. R.E.M. has life-radio listeners!" The song is a alienation of her own life by "belonging." is not R.E.M. 's masterpiece. But it shows expanded their sound on this record to twisted duet of sorts between Stipe Ano_ther song, "Me In Honey," deals that they are still willing to change and include organ, mandolin, guest vocalists (world' s whitest·man) and KRS-1 (re­ smartly with an unwanted pregnancy from take chances which suggests that their (including rapper K.RS-1 and B-52 Kate spected rapper). The biggest surprise is a male perspective. best work is slill ahead. For now, how- Pierson) and a string section. The string how well it works; KRS-1 should con­ Much of the brilliance on Out of Time ever, I'm really looking forward to ex­ arrangementson8ofthealbum's 11 songs sider using R.E.M. in the futur~he is simply attributable to R.E.M. 'swilling- ploring the comers of Out ofTime.

Current Art Exhibits

MUSCARELLE MUSEUM Through ApriJ 28 Hamilton's Book Store "Rodin: Sculpture from the B. Gerald Cantor Collections'-' Through March 17 "Gyorgy Kadar: Survivor of Death, Witness to Life" Old Books Bought & Sold Ongoing "Collection Highlights" Appraisals

ANDREWS GALLERY Ceramics by Barbara Diduk William White, paintings 1784 Jamestown Road ANDREWS FOYER - Mark Rhodes, sculpture Williamsburg, Virginia 23185 Full Service Salon (804) 22_0-3000

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Works of Auguste Rodin displayed at Muscarelle AI( . By LISA H. NICHOLSON Auguste Rodin, 1840-1917, lived and The realistic detail in Rodin's bronze the city's martyrs. Rodin: Sculpture from the B. Gerald worked mo$tl y in Paris, and is considered pieces is especially evident in his nude Also on display are six preliminary Cantor Collections is on exhibit at the to be one of the pre-eminent sculptors of figures, which seem almost too lifelike, works tracing Rodin's studies for Balzac, Muscarelle Museum of Art in Wil­ the past two centuries. He is most well­ too "fluid." Rodin's contemporaries lev­ which generated an outcry when Rodin liamsburg. The show will run through known for works like The Thinker, The elled this criticismat his works from The first displayed it. Honore de Balzac, April 28, and features over 50 bronze Kiss, and-Three Shades. The four major Age ofBronze, accusing him of casting his prolific author of the ComMie H umaine, sculptures. The pieces chosen are indica­ large-scale works shown at the Muscarelle figures from living human beings. There­ was a French national hero. Rodin never­ tive of Rodin's keen and penetrating in­ are The Age of Bronze (1876-77), The ality, however, was that these figures were theless depicted him in a stark, simplistic sight for they evoke an emotional re­ Gates of Hell (1880), The Burghers of molded from clay. This technique helped manner exemplified in Naked Balzac sponse from spectators and display the Calais (I HR4-R9), and his most contro­ catapult Rodin to fame in the IH70~. with Folded Arms. on display at the rawness of beauty. versial work, Balzac (1892-97). The Gates ofHell, inspired by Dante's Muscarelle. Rodin originally hoped to Divine Comedy, was commissioned by capture Balzac's powerful, forceful per­ the Decorative Museum in Paris to serve sonality, but he eventually changed his as a set of large portals. Unfortunately, approach and clad his final Balzac in a the museum was never built and the work Dominican Robe. The lifelike nature of was not cast as until after Rodin's death. these pieces is all the more incredible An enlarged picture of the cast is on when one considers that Balzac ref used to display at the Muscarelle. This i tern alone pose for them. Rodin was compelled to warrants making a trip to the museum. It sculpt them from memories of his days demonstrates Rodin 's ability to depict the with Balzac. human passion for love, for pain, and for Other, equally awe-inspiring works by death, along with the consequences of the Rodin on display include The Clenched Fall. Right Hand and The Cathedral, parts of It is remarkable that this one body of Rodin's anatomical study, which depict work contains more than 180 sculptures, the power and strength of the human body. some of which are on exhibit individu­ Busts on display include Large Bust of ally. These include The Thinker and Fu­ Victor Hugo, which Rodin sculpted when gitive Love, both of which are on display commissioned to create a monumental at the Muscarelle, as well as The Kiss and portrait bust for the French poet's tomb. The Three Shades, which are not. In the atrium of the museum, visitors Perhaps the most extraordinary piece can view the Bust of Auguste Rodin by is the cast of The Gates of Hell, although Camille Claude!, Rodin's student and I have heard from many who were "in­ mistress. Rodin considered the sculpture spired" by Fugitive .Love. I must admit the finest portrait ever made of him and, that both are remarkable and evoke many during his lifetime, he included the bust in feelings. exhibitions of his work. ' The Burghers of Calais was made in Those interested in learning more about remembrance of the six noblemen who, in Rodin's life and work may want to con­ 1347, offered their lives to save their city sider seeing the 1989French film Camille , from English siege. They were ultimately Claude/. starring Isabelle Adjani and saved from death hy Queen Philippa. the Gcrarcl Dcpardicu. which will hcshowin~ pregnant wife of King Edward III. Rodin 's at the Williamsburg Theatre on April 2d work, of which five maquettes and heads and 3d. (The film is also available on are present at theM uscarelle, depicts them videocassette.) An award-winning docu­ at the precise moment when they thought mentary about a low-cost wax cast of The death was imminent. These figures, Gates of /I ell is available for viewing in through strong modeling and powerful the exhibition area. The Muscarelle's expr~sion, stand as monuments to the videotape on "Bronze Casting" is also NakedBalmc wilhFoldedArms (c.l892-93) is among 50 works on display at the heroism, dignity, and noble resignation of highly informative. Muscarelle in the exhibit Rodin: Sculpture from the B. Gerald Cantor Collections.

"Should Marshall-Wythe have a pro bono graduation requirement?" -- AlliTieiTibers of the law school community ·are invited to take part in an opel). panel discussion of this question. Faculty and student speakers will present their points of view, and Professor Smolla will moderate. April 4, 2:00 p.m., room 127 TilE AMICUS CURIAE · -- Events Calendar Tuesday, March 19, 1991

TUESDAY, MARCH 19 nication" by Allen Turnbull, assistant professor of psychol­ LACROSSE- Univ. of Richmond, 4 p.m. ogy, Millington 211, 4 p.m. Refreshments in Millington 232, WOMEN'S STUDIES FILM - "Entre Nous,'' Tucker 3:30p.m. 120,7:30 p.m. PUBLIC POLICY CONFERENCE- "Political Cam­ paign Ethics" (through March 24) ORCHESIS- An Evening of Dance. PBK. 8:15 p.m. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 SERCH- general meeting, 12:30 p.m., Room 127. SATURDAY,MARCH23 VIMS SEMINAR - "Ecosystem Response to Foreign BASEBALL - vs. East Carolina, 3 p.m. --.. Species," Watermen's Hall, 3 p.m. W & M FILM SOCIETY PRESENTATION- "Topper" - LACROSSE- Univ. of Richmond, 4 p.m. (1937) Millington aud., 7:30p.m. WOMEN IN 20TH CENTURY EUROPE FILM -"The ORCHESIS- An Evening of Dance, PBK, 8:15p.m. White Rose," Botetourt Theatre, Swem Library, 7 p.m. RECITAL - Music Dept., Ewell Recital Hall, 8 p.m. SUNDAY, MARCH 24 WILLIAMSBURG REGIONAL LIBRARY AND PALM SUNDAY ARTS CENTER- FREE FILM, "That Hamilton Woman'' ST. THOMAS MORE SOCIETY OF RICHMOND­ (1941). 3:00 and 7:30p.m. Free. will be visiting campus. 6:15 p.m., Catacombs (under St. Be de's Churcp), all are welcome to attend a discussion on THURSDAY, MARCH 21 "What's it like to be a Catholic Lawyer." Dinner will be INTERNATIONAL LAW SOCIETY - Second an~ual available, please bring 1$ or 2$ contribution. Wine Tasting Event, 7:30-p.m., Williamsburg Winery. Par­ BASEBALL- vs. Univ. of North Carolina, 1 p.m. ticipants will sample ten wines and will be comparing par­ TENNIS- vs. Penn State; men's, 2 p.m., women's vs . Penn ticular French v.arietals with their American counterparts State & UV A, time TBA from the states of Virginia and California. Information about FILMS- "Rodin's Balzac," "The Burghers of Calais_" and the wines will be available along with a rating sheet so that "Rodin: The Burghers of Calais," Muscarelle Museum, 3 tasters can keep track of their favorites. Imported cheeses, p.m. Free. bread and crackers will be served, and winery personnel will MUSIC AT THE MUSCARELLE - 4 p.m. be available to conduct informal tours of the premises. Tickets cost $14. Contact: Roxanne Hansen MONDAY,MARCH25 "THIRD THURSDAY" DISCUSSION - Muscarelle FILMS- "Rodin's Balzac," "The Burghers of Calais" and Museum, 9:30a.m. Free "Rodin: The Burghers of Calais," muscarelle Museum, 3 TQWN & GOWN LUNCHEON _- "Paraplegia: What p.m. Free. Can Be Done About It?," by Lloyd Guth, research professor IT ALlAN CINEMA-"Mime Metallurgico Ferito Nell' on­ - in biology, CC ballroom, 12:15 p.m. ore" (The Seduction of Mimi) (1971 ), Botetourt Theatre, BASEBALL- vs. Brown Univ., 3 p.m. Swem Library, 2 and 7 p.m. Free. SEMINAR- "The Crystal Ceiling in the Ivory Tower" by CONCERT SERIES-The Atlantic Brass, PBK Hall, 8:15 Jacquelyn A. Mattfeld~ Arizona State University, sponsored p.m. by the Commonwealth Center for the Study of American­ Culture, Friends Room, Swem Library, 5 p.m. TUESDAY, MARCH 26 ORCHESIS- An Evening of Dance, PBK, 8:15p.m. INTERNATIONAL LAW SOCIETY- Pot Luck Dinner, MEN'S GYMNASTICS- vs. Univ. of Wisconsin-Oshkosh, 6:30 p.m.; student lounge. Special guest: Prof. Leopoldo W& M Hall, 7:30p.m. Calvo-Satelo of the University of Madrid~ BASEBALL- vs. Univ. of North Carolina, 3 p.m. FRIDAY, MARCH 22 LACROSSE- vs. Northwestern, 4 p.m. LAW PARTNERS - Games Night, 7:30 at Stephanie LECTURE- (sponsored by Muscarelle Museum) "Know­ Beyer's house. ing the Life of the Artist: Does It Make Any Difference?" by PHI DELTA PHI GOLF TOURNAMENT - Ford's Ruth Butler, professorofarthistory, Univ. of Mass. at Boston, Coiony, best ball format, cart included. All skill levels noted Rodin Scholar, Andrews Hall, Newman aud., 7:30p.m. welcome. Free.

• f J "'" ~ • I 0 ( ~ ' r • • , • 1 • ¥, ' • ·~ ,; • • I • ' , .. • ~ • .... J • • Tuesday, March 19, 1991 THE Al."l:ICUS CURIAE======21 PROJECTS- PBK (through March 31) WRITERS FESTIVAL- Student winners, Great HalL BASEBALL- vs. Univ. of North Carolina, 3 p.m. Wren Building, 4 p.m. Mark Stmnd and Diane Ackerman, WOMENIN20THCENTURYEUROPEFILM-"Entre Ewell Recital Hall, 8 p.m. Nous" Botetourt Theatre, Swem Library, 7 p.m. WOMEN IN 20TH CENTURY EUROPE FILM - EWELL CONCERT SERIES- concert of contemporary "Shirley Valentine," Botetourt Theatre, Swem Library, 7 p.m. percussion music by Allen Otte, Percussion Group/Cincin­ nati, featuring gospel quartetsz Ewell Recital Hall, 8 p.m. THURSDAY, APRIL4 WILLIAMSBURG REGIONAL LIBRARY AND SHOULD THERE BE A PRO BONO GRADUATION ARTS CENTER- FREE FILM, "Anchors Aweigh" (1945), REQUIREMENT?- come to an open panel discussion of 3:00 & 7:30p.m. Free faculty and student speakers with Professor Smolla moderat­ ing. 2:00 p.m., room 127. THURSDAY, MARCH 28 INTERNATIONAL LAW SOCIETY- Professor Anto­ PDP BOWL FOR KIDS' SAKE -Williamsburg Bowl. nio.Femos of Puerto Rico speaks on "Self-Determination and Bowl for free and benefit a great charity. Equal Protection for U.S. Citizens: The Territorial Clause and TOWN & GOWN LUNCHEON-"Euthanasia: Is It Time Fundamental Rights." 11:00 a.in., location TBA. For Mercy Killing?" by Hans Tiefel, professor, religion TOWN & GOWN LUNCHEON- CC Ballroom, 12:15 department, CC ballroom, 12:15 p.m. p.m. LACROSSE - vs. ODU, 4 p.m. WRITERS FESTIVAL - Elizabeth Alex~der. Robert WOMEN'S STUDIES LECTURE- "A No Means No: Hershon, Great Hall, Wren Building, 8 p.m. The Date Rape" by Peggy Reeves Sanday, Millington aud., COVENANT PLAYERS - present "Kiss Me Kate" 7:30p.m. Newman aud., 8 p.m.

FRIDAY, MARCH 29 GOOD FRIDAY Yearbooks available now PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIA- "Infant Auditory Per­ By PAIGE BUDD the law school activities fees in a way Did you know that every student at the proportionate to the perceived usc of ception"by Robin Cooper, VPI&SU, Millington 211,4p.m. law school is entitled to a copy of the various William and Mary organizations. Refreshments in Millington 232, 3:30 p.m. Colonial Echo, the William and Mary This way, most of the law students' yearbook? Each and every one of us can money-and less of the undergraduate WOMEN'S STUDIES DRAMA TIC PRESENTATION walk into the yearbook editorial office, students'-would be involved in law -Tucker 120~ 7:30p.m. (tentative) located in the basement of the Campus school organizations. EASTER EGG HUNT- sponsored by the Black Law Center, and pick up a copy of the 1990 . The question remains: why arc we book., barely represented in the yearbook'? We Student Association for underprivileged children in the area. Unfortunately, not many students real­ have been represented in years past. The Law school, time TBA. ize they have this privilege. Of course decision on how much space to allot the there also exists an understandable lack of graduate communities rests with the Edi­ motivation in light of the fact that the law tor-in-Chief. SATURDAY,MARCH30 school community is barely represented According to Dean Smith, the Vice PASSOVER in the book. President for Student Affairs, there have Every full-time student at the College, been attempts to encourage graduate par­ LAW P AR'.fNERS - Easter Egg Hunt for Adults and including graduate students, pays an ac­ ticipation in the past. In 1989, The Colo· Children. Details TBA. tivities fee of approximately S90.00. The nial Echo sent a photographer to the law dollar amount is decided each year by the school to take individual photos or stu­ LACROSSE- vs. Penn State, l p.m. Board of Student Affairs. This money is dents. but the student response was poor. WOMEN'S TRACK- VS. KENT STATE. timeTBA gathered intoaccntral"bank" and divided Recently, a graduate student served as among the various groups around campus Chairman of Publications, and he lricd to depending on their individual funding encourage participation from other gmdu­ SUNDAY,MARCH31 needs. Among the activities supported ate students in order to ensure that our EASTER with this money is the yearbook. community would be represented on the Although it may seem unfair that law Staff. LACROSSE- vs. Univ. of Maryland, 1 p.m. students are indirectly funding activities Dean Sf!lith realizes that the law school to which they have no exposure, this is community needs more notice as to when true of all students on campus. For ex­ the yearbook arrives and where it can be MONDAY, APRIL I ample,notevery William and Mary under­ picked up. He encourages the Graduate ITALlAN CINEMA - "Pane E Cioccolate" (Bread and graduate student listens to the radio sta­ Student Council to form some sort of. Chocolate) (1973), Botetourt Theatre, Swem Library, 2 and· tion or takes part in intermural athletics. liaison relationship with the yearbook Actually, the law school receives a which would be responsible for keeping 7 p.m. Free. large chunk of this money. Two law students informed. BASEBALL - vs. UVA, 3 p.m. school publications, The Colonial Law­ Even though no such office currently yer and The Advocate, receive funding, as exists, law school organizations can be do the Student Bar Association -which, represented in next year's yearbook. Those TUESDAY, APRIL2 in turn, funds other student groups-and interested are encouraged to organize some Moot Court. Also, many law students are photographs and a wriuen piece and sub­ WOMEN'S STUDIES FILM- "Rosie the Riveter" with involved in various intermural sports mit them to Lisa Bailey, last year's Edi­ comments by Elsa Diduk, professor of modem languages programs. tor-in-Chief and a current senior at Wil­ emerita, Tucker 120, 7:30p.m. (tentative) Some concerned law students have liam and Mary, by the end of the month. suggested that Marshall-Wythe divide the At the moment, it appears impossible $90.00 coming from each law student to force the undergraduate yearbook staff WEDNESDAY, APRIL3 among purely law school activities. At members or the Office of Student Affairs the moment, all decisions are made by the to attack the problem of Graduate repre­ LACROSSE- vs. Virginia, 3 p.m. Office of Student Affairs and there ap­ sentation and notice. As with most VIMS SEMINAR- "Environmental Response to Toxic pears to be no impending change. changes, those concerned with the out­ One solution may be to approach the comemustinitiatcnegotiation. The year­ Substances," Watermen's Hall, 3 p.m. Board of Student Affairs about dividing book ~taff is willing to listen. THE AMICUS CURIAE -- -sports Tuesday, Mar~h 19, 1991 22

Mychal' s Myriad Muss Basketb~ll tourney begins as the rumor mill chums By MYCHAL SCHULZ · can't win in your conference, why should display clutch basketball ability or be­ found anybody besides Andy Condlin who Basketball, basketball, basketbalL This you go the tournament? cause they slipped me some coin to sec really cares. Just thought I'd let you is the time of year for basketbalL Not for Any SEC team (Alabama excepted). their name in print. know . the boring, predictable professional game, What a pathetic conference. After the • Jo-Jo English - Don't blink on the ******************** but for the way it should be played, which first round, the Colonial Conference, the court, you may miss him going by on the Rumor mill: means college basketball. Few events in Midwest Collegiate Conference and the way for a lay-up. • -Paul Vcrkuil was threatened by sports generate the kinds of excitement, Mid-American Conference, all with one • Jeff Huber- Boy, did his teammates Carolyn Signorelli, which is why William entertainment and victories by underdogs representative, had as many victories as get on me about leaving him off the origi­ and Mary has women's basketball again as does the NCAA tournament. the SEC, which had four teams. What a nal list. Thanks for the green, I mean (false). First some notes on teams that pidn't pathetic conference. advice, Bob Bua. • George Leedom had an athletic get in the field. Fordham should have * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * • Eric Chas~e - Lean, lanky, the Luc thought (doubtful). been there. Period. A 24-7 record and Speaking of a pathetic situation, the Longley of the law school. • I'm failing miserably in the NCAA some solid performances against Rutgers best team in the SEC, Kentucky, couldn't - ~Bobby Carll- You know that some se­ basketball pools (true). and Vanderbilt should have guaranteed attend the NCAAs this year because the rious dinero was thrown my way to get me • The Chicago White Sox scouted Pro­ them a spot. Oh, but the NCAA knew program is on probation. Why? Because to admit that he even plays basketball. fessor Smolla as a hired gun. (False. As a better than to ruffle old Rollie, and so . of rules violations that occurred under • Trotter Hardy- No, really. Seriously. pitcher? No wait, that's false too.) Villanova, with an overwhelmingly me­ Eddie Sutton. The guy can play, and play welL • Michael Flannery will be in the next diocre 16-12 slate gets to play in the big So, while Kentucky players sit home ******************** Olympics (false, that's Jordan, not Flan­ dance. knowing that they -should be playing, Rickey Henderson won ' t play because nery) . Providence? Please! Despite the best what's Eddie Sutton doing? He is in the he 'sonly makingS3 millionaycar,andhc • Dave Zcimcr was once seen engaging guard in the league in Eric Murdock, the tournament with his Oklahoma State team. considers that an insult, even though he in an athletic endeavor (true, if walking to Friars had too many ugly loses and non­ That makes me sick. The NCAA should agreed to the contract two years ago. class is considered athletic) .' quality wins. JMU? If the NIT result, in make it simple. Whatever sanctions that "Stormin' Norman" Schwartzkopf, the • Greg Schwind is really a man mas­ which Providence beat the Dukes, is any attach to a school as a result of rule viola­ cleanup hitter for Operation Desert Storm, querading as a third-year female mcd indication, then the committee properly tions should also attach to the coach cams SI08,000a year,and he didn' t post­ student infiltrating law school as a first­ left the Colonial League champion out. wherever he goes. pone the war for a better deaL year male student hoping to learn the Teams that didn 't deserve to get in are It is patently unfair to allow Sutton to What does that tell you about the state meaning of Bud Light's slogan "Why ask more numerous. Georgetown should have leave the Kentucky program on probation of Major League Baseball? It tells me that why?" (good question). finished its season in the NIT. Sure they're and tum around and take another team to a bunch of prima donnas, of which Hen­ • Curtis Strange calls Robert Love for good. Sure they can play with anybody on the tournament. No question he's a good derson is the prime example, have a grossly golfing tips (possible). a given night and beat them. But didn' t coach, but if Oklahoma warned a coach inflated view of their own self-worth and • Athletic talent is nota prerequisite for Tennessee prove that it could do that by who apparently couldn't control his own importance. It's a disgrace. Let Rickey admission to law school (unquestionably almost winning the SEC tournament after program, then they should also take the run through the Saudi desert trying to true). a 9-21 regular season? lf being "able to bad with the good and not be allowed in avoid bullets and missiles before he starts ******************** compete with any given team on any the tournament while Kentucky is on bitching that 53 million a year isn 'tenough. All right, folks. Time's running out to given night" is a prerequisite, the field probation. Until then, shut the heck up and play. submit those clever intramural names for should have about 200 teams. Even Wil­ Unfair to Oklahoma State? How about Fans should let owners and players our "Richard Brooks Memorial Really liam and Mary beat an NCAA tourney the Kentucky players, none of whom were know that the spending in baseball is out Funny Intramural Name Because 1 Think team (Richmond, which beat Syracuse in involved in or the subject of the rules of control. How? Don't go to the games. Its a Pretty Neat Idea, Mychal" contest. the first round, which means the Indians violations? Think that will wake everybody up? It Letmeknow via my office (hanging file). arc better than the Orangemen! ?!) . . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * will never happen, though. The herd men­ Past winners include "Digger, Lefty, and Any team that didn ' t finish in the top Before we leave basketball, here's an tality rules. Just ask any Met fan. A Bunch of Other Guys Who Won' t Be in half of the conference or with winning addendum to the All-Marshall-Wythe * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * the NCAA Tournament" and "We Don' t records in the conference shouldn' t be teams of two weeks ago. I call it my All­ The National Hockey League is wind­ Win Because We Don't Want To". Unti l there. Yes, that means Virginia. If you Money team , because the members ci thcr ing down its season and I still haven 't next time, peace. Golf tip ·from Dr. Love: use the logo on your ball By DR. LOVE time before putting (unless the player can improve the direc- used as an example because it is number appear in large lettering Use of a golf ball's logos can putt is an easy tap-in). There are tiona I aspects of his game and a very common type of balL and in which the name of the help a player line up his shots. two reasons for positioning the increase the chances of making Other balls use exactly the same company producing the ball For example, assume that the ball so that the Spalding lettering important putts. type of logo system in which the appears in small lettering along player is using a Top--Fiite golf . faces upward before putting. (Note: Top-Flite was merely name of the ball and the ball's the ball's seam .} balL There are two types of let- First, the player can position tering on the Top-Flite balL One the word Spalding along the line type of lettering includes the of the putt. The lettering should News from the floor hockey front words Top-Flite in large letters help the player visualize the By KEVIN KRONER three goals, and Rich "I Don't Take *!@#" and the ball's number. The other proper line for the putt while Wednesday night saw the clash of the two floor McDermott and Brian "That's T-1-T-U-S" Ti­ type consists of the word Spald- keeping his head down. Hockey titans. "Torts-R-Us" and the pretender to tus, who each provided one goal. The master­ ing in small letters-printed along Secondly, most balls which the throne, "Torts-R-Us-Sucks" (hereinafter re­ ful defense was thanks to goalie Eric "Shut - the seam of the balL beginning players usc are two- ferred to as "Sucks"), had identical records (2-l) Out" Chasse, as well as defenseman Greg When hitting a shot from the piece balls. This means that the and both entered the final game of the season with " High Stick" Richards, Pat " Yea, Bring An­ tee, the player should place the ball is constructed by joining two great momentum. First year classes were abuzz other Pitcher" Connolly, and Kevin "I Want to large lettering so that it faces hemispheres. The Spalding let­ with talk of the game for the league lead. Nine Mop Up the Court with These*!#@$*" Kroner. upward. By looking atthe words tering is supposed to be placed goals later, "Torts-R-Us" sits on top of the Men's Coach Kroner's incentive program seemed to Top-Flite and the number, the right over the line at which the B league, ready to dive into the play-offs. have its desired effect, to his financial detri- player can visualize the direction two hemispheres of the ball were The game was at a stalemate for the first four ment. in which he wants to hit the ball joined. Therefore, by turning the minutes before Vic "Hat Trick" Miller's first of Notwithstanding the absence of their best while keeping his head down. ball so that the Spalding lettering four goals. By the end of the first period "Sucks" player, Paul "The Best Player I Never Saw" When putting, the player corresponds with the line of the began to self-destruct. When the final whistle Phillips, "Sucks" showed their Achilles' heel should make use of the small putt, the player insures that he blew, the score was9-0, but"Torts-R-Us"won the early with a lack of team effort and cohesive­ Spalding lettering to help line up will receive the truest possible game long before then. ness. By contrast, "Torts-R-Us" displayed that the putt. This means that the roll of the baiL The offense was fueled by Miller's four goals, degree of polish which is the hallmark of a player should mark his ball each By using the ball's logo a as well as Joe "Sorry I'm Late Coach" English's truly great team .

.~·· ' ' . .Tuesday, March 19, 1991 THE A\1ICUS CURIAE :=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=::=: 23 The Willialllsburg .area is a ·golfer's ·paradise .By DARBY GIDBS and DR. LOVE the golf course and the Inn . avoid. Carts arc always required on the fore playing. Attention golfers! Right under your Championship Course. .All!_ . noses is an unappreciated resource. Wil- FORD'S COLONY The Cardinal ·course is a tale of two THE HAMPTONS liarnsburg and the surrounding area is a One Ford's C-olony Drive, off of Longhill nines. The front nine is wide open and Butler's Farm Road -golf mecca Here is a guide for your -pil­ ·Road long without any ponds. An experienced Exit: Hampton Center Parkway-East grimage. 565-4130 player will have to shoot well in order to 766-9148 •Greens Fee S67 make pai-s and the inexperienced player • Weekday Fcc with Cart: 18 holes S20 . · KINGSMILL • Member Guest S35 will probably not have to worry about • Weekday Walking Fee: 18 holes S12 : 9 100 Golf Club Road • There is also an afternoon rate, call and losing a lot of balls. However, the back . holes S7 253-3906 inquire . . nine is short and requires a good deal of • Weekend Fee With Cart: 18 holes S23 . PGA Host Pro AI Bums • PGA Pro Scott Harrill - accuracy. There arc two ponds on the • Weekend Walking Fcc: I R holes <:)J ): 4 • Greens Fee SlS7 Ford's Colony, the home of Fuzzy back nine. holes s~ ~ Cart Fee $13 Zoeller. consists of three nines and has a Overall Deer.Run is an excellent value. • Total Yards: Woods 3029, Lakes 3072, • Resort Guest Fee S65 championship 18 on the way. If you know For students who receive the approval of Links 2911 • Par3 Course: Free ifmemberofguestof golf, you'll leave this course with a big Coach Agee, there may be a discount The Hamptons is a new course located the resort. smile on your face. The course is well laid when playing Deer Run. Call Coach near Thomas Nelson Community Col­ • Total Yards: River 6776, Plantation out and well maintained; the greens are Agee for details. lege. The Hamptons has three nine-hole 6590 smooth and fast but the rough is tough. · Deer Run is always receptive to allow­ courses called the Woods, the Lakes and Kingsmill has two eighteen-hole The beer cart girl is nice and -should be ing law students to play and you can . the Links. The Links is a short and wide -eow:ses: The Plantation Course and the heavily tipped. generally always get off the tee within a open course without many trees or water River Course. As would be expected at This is the kind of course the beginning reasonable amount of time. However, to hazards. The Links offers an experienced the home of the Anheuser Busch Classic, golfer can enjoy. It is a medium length avoid a ~ail, weekend tee times are again . player an interesting golf experience while both are excellent courses. course, 3774, 3163 and 3135 from the a good idea. offering the beginning player an excellent · The Plantation Course offers a chal­ white tees. They throw in a good bit of learning-course. lenge to the experienced golfer and offers water to make it fun though. You can go SLEEPY HOLE The Hamptons is receptive to receiv­ a fun round to the beginner. The course is through a lot of balls on this course as 4700 Sleepy Hole Road ing law students and is highly recom­ long, at 6590 yards, but is relatively wide well. All the holes are lined by woods. 393-5050 mended as a place to play. Call in advance open so you probably won 'tlose too many This course is well recommended, espe­ ·Weekday Greens· Fee S7.50 for weekend tee times. balls in the woods. Strategically placed cially because of the afternoon rate. • W eckend Greens Fee S 10 pot bunkers provide ample opportunity to • Car.ts S16 GOLF SHOPS: beach the. ball. There are also a few large BROOKWOOD GOLF. CLUB • Call Thursday Mornings For Tee Times For the avid golfer, a good golf shop is desert bunkers to attract your ball on this 72 Par Drive, Quinton Virginia ·Sleepy Hole is an excellent course essential. All the courses listed have pro -- course. Water comes into play on eight 932-3737 located about an hour aw;1y in Portsmouth. shops. but they are expensive. Here is a holes so bring your scuba gear. • Weekday Green Fees: SlO The Ladies Professional -Golf Associa­ listing of less costly alternatives. The River Course is where Curtis • Weekend Green Fees: $14 tion has held the Crestar Classic at Sleepy Strange brings his sticks, and breaks them. • Carts: SIO Hole in the past. Sleepy Hole is a tourna­ AMERICAN GOLF CLASSICS This course is challengiQg even to the • After 3 p.m. 7 days a week Cart and ment caliber course which offers a lot of 12842-B Jefferson Avenue, Newport most experienced golfers (the guys on Greens Fee: S 15 challenge for experienced players. The News. 874-7271 tour). Hazards of every type and variety • Total Yards: 6563 from the Blue Tees layout of the course is excellent and the Club repair, sales and trades. These face the River Course player. The water Brookwood Golf Club is located off greens arc very good. guys know golf ciubs and supply most of is the major attraction to this course and Routc60ncarRichmond. TogettoBrook­ ·Tee times arc highly recommended the tour. They also have a collection of your ball. Water is strategically placed to wood take Interstate 64 to Richmond and seven days a week. It is no fun to drive all classic clubs. affect each asi>cct of your game- off the exit at the Bottoms Bridge exit. After the way to Portsmouth to find out that you FORE GOLF AND TENNIS LOVERS tees, near the greens and along the fair­ taking the Bottoms Bridge exit get onto will not be able to get off the tee. Festival Marketplace, Rt. 60,220-8173 ways. Wind can also be a problem when Route 60 and tr.i.vel towards Williamsburg. Overall Sleepy Hole offers excellent · NEVADA BOB'S it kicks in off the James. - The road to Brookwood is less than a mile value for the money. and the course is 6139 B Jefferson Avenue, Newport Either course at Kingsmill is a pictur­ down Route 60 on the left side. highly recommended. News, 838-2456 csqueexpcrience,and who wouldn 'tjump Brookwood offers a variety of hole WILLIAMSBURG GOLF CENTER at the chance to play where the big boys styles. Some of the holes at Brookwood LA-K_E WRIGHT Shops at Kingsmill, 229-7273 play? . are wide open for driving while other Route 13 N exit on I64, holes demand pin-point accuracy off the Across from Virginia GOLDEN HORSESHOE tee. Overall, the course offers a good Wesleyan College .. ··TlJOTtderful Wines South England Street (Across from Wil­ round for the price. 461-6251 liamsburg Lodge) Brookwood is receptive to havin~ law • Wcckday Greens Fees: 229-1000 students, however if you go on a weekend S12 ·Exceptional Cheeses • Greens Fees S75 you may have a problem getting off the • Weekend Greens Fees: • Hotel Guest S52 tee. Therefore, calling ahead for weekend S12 . • 9 Hole Executive Course $30 tee times is, as always, strongly recom­ ·Carts: S14 Great Sandwiches • PGA Pro Del Snyder mended. • Total Yards: 6174 The Golden Horseshoe is the home Blue Tees Picnics, Snacks course for Colonial Williamsburg. It is a DEER Rl)N • Fees subject to change beautiful, twenty-five year old course 13564 Jefferson A venue Lake Wright is an and much. much, morel carved into the surroundings of CW by Exit 60B off of Interstate 64 interesting course lo­ Robert Trent Jones. It has been said the 886-2848 cated about an hour course is one of Jones' favorite designs. • Weekday Greens Fees: 18 holes=SI1.55; down Interstate 64 to­ Wildlife abounds here so watch out for the 9 holes = S6.83 wards Virginia Beach. squirrels. • Weekend Greens Fees: 18 holcs=S12.60; Lak-e Wright is recep­ Also, bring lots ofba:Ils. This course is 9 holes = S7 .35 tive to having law stu­ tight and unforgiving. Leave your driver • Cart: 18 holes= S15.68 dents. A player should · in the bag, because you are better off with • Total Yards: Cardinal Course= approx. not have a problem get­ a three-wood or a one-iron, a<> the resident 6700 yards Blue Tees, Championship ting off the tee even golf expert prefers. The layout is interest­ Courses= approx. 7000 yards Blue Tees without a tee time. ing and holes are unique. For instance, Deer Run is a favorite standby. Deer However, as always, tee number 7, a par three, is 207 yard drive, Run offers 36 holes of fun. The Champi­ times are a good idea. downhill, over water to a green surrounded onship Course is wide open and offers a Note that Lake by sand traps. challenge to experienced players while Wright is considering The Horseshoe has a great pro shop allowing inexperienced players to have a raising its prices soon. although it may be a little pricey. The good time w_ithout having to worry about Therefore, the cost­ Merchan.ts Square clubhouse also contains one of the most losing too many balls. The Champion­ conscious player is 424 Prince ~rqe Street overlooked restaurants in Williamsburg, ship Course has on Iy three holes on it with well-advised to call to with after-golf fare served overlooking ponds and the creeks arc generally easy to confirm the prices be- U,?illi.amsbun;. \Jit'Qima ~ privilege. identification. They did not know which students might take the program a little CHEATERS, from page 1 One student, who asked to remain students were taking courses for grades more seriously. There's also no mecha­ anonymous, noted that "once the exam is and which were taking them on a pass I nism for enforcement. Exams take place over, there is nothing you can do about it. fail basis. Nor did they know what school over three days, after which students depart ness Transactions, "People had outlines for home, mainland Europe, or other ·-~ The program is over and people go their their students were from. written in the pages of their books. It separate ways, back to whatever schools Consequently, all students who took places." wasn't just a scribble or two. It was they came from." the exams received numerical grades, and Some have suggested that the best clearly against the intent of the professor. Dishonesty apparently did not run their grades affected the grade scale. (The solution is to require Professors to remain Maybe the Honor Code isn't as strong at rampant in Exeter, however. One student Exeter program reported these grades to in their classrooms during exams. "They other places." in Professor Smolla's Mass Media Law the schools of the other students, who should take note of Professor Smolla' s Another instance involved the Euro­ class said that he did not observe any received a "Pass" if their grade met their apparent success in presenting Mass Media pean Community Law class, taught by instances of cheating by anyone in that school's grade requirement, which usu­ Law and pass the word on," said one stu­ Professor Lasok. Professor Lasok not exam. "It was a closed book exam and ally was a "C.") dent. "It's unfortunate that it has come to only provided the studcnL'I with an out! inc Professor S moll a remained in the room Thus, the students from other sc hools this , but most law schools don 't follow a of his course, but also allowed them to throughout the exam time. In any case, it may have caused William and Mary stu­ strict honor code and consequently some bring it into the exam. was the kind of thought-provoking ex- dents to receive lower grades by cheating students are more willing to break the However, Professor Lasok explicitly . ami nation that simply did not lend itself to and obtaining a unique advantage rules. We shouldn't be penalized for ob­ forbade students from annotating the cheating." These incidents have led some stu­ serving higher standards." outline and then refering to it during the The Amicus Curiae has also not heard dents to question the scope and reach of Another possible solution would be to exam. Lasok even had clean outlines of any incidents of dishonesty in the the William and Mary Honor Code. What have the professors assign grades to the available at the exam for those students smaller English Legal System or Intro­ duty, if any, does a William and Mary students who are taking the courses for who had written on theirs during the duction to Civil Law courses. student have to report cheating by a stu­ grades, and assign "Ps" or "Fs" to the summer. Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of dent from another school? others who are not, thus eliminating them Nonetheless, some students from other the incidents involving other students' The Honor Code currently imposes a from the grade curve while retaining ano­ schools had written extensively on their use of unauthorized aids is the effect these duty to report violations upon all Marshall­ nymity. outlines for the exam. Professor Lasok, practices had upon students who were re­ Wythe students. The vast majority of students inter­ uusting in his students' integrity,left the quired to take the courses for grades. One student noted, "There is no written viewed were quick to point out that ch­ room after passing out the exam, so stu­ The professors graded all the exams honor policy in the admissions packet for eatingwas not the rule in Exeter, but dents did not find it difficult to abuse the anonymously. using passport numbers for the program. If there were, some of those rather was the not-quite-rare exception.

a practice." sion, and avoids competition with Dean Sullivan is also con­ DUMP, from page 1 The Remnant distributes ap­ LOTS A JUDGES, from page 1 the law school's final exams. vinced that the Marshall-Wythe's proximately 4500 newspapers Smollaexplained that no more hosting of the Judicial Confer­ Batule said the students had told every two weeks. The publica­ was planned for an earlier date than 150 judges had originally ence celebrationwill be "very him that a female law student tion attempts to reach both fac­ because the better weather would been expected to accept their in­ positive" for the law school. He was discarding the newspaper in ulty and students but gives pref­ make the trip to Williamsburg vitations, and that the number of said, "Any opportunity to show an apparently open manner. erence to students when it dis­ more appealing for invitees. The positive responses had far ex­ what we have causes people to Batule said that similar incidents, tributes copies in dormitories and date also corresponds with a ceeded the Institute's initial ex­ come away impressed .... It which he calls "dumpings," are academic buildings. Every other break in the Supreme Court ses- pectations. should bcquiteanextravaganza." reported frequently on the un­ Tuesday 125 issues of The dergraduate campus but have Remnant are dropped off at the never occurred at the law school law school. Batule feels this is a until now. sufficient number to reach all the nm Batule said that one extreme students under normal condi­ 'I'RADmoN CONTINUES . form of "dumping" once took tions, since students usually leave place at Swem Library, when it copies on tables after reading was reported that some library them. staff members would not permit Although Batuleexpressed his the paper to be distributed there. disappointment about the event, Batule has become used to iso­ he was extremely pleased that lated dumpings around campus, students were concerned enough but wa~ extremely surprised that to contact him. He said that The it would happen at the law school. Remnant will continue to be dis­ He said, "I never expected that a tributed at the law school as in law student would engage in such the past, despite this incident.

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