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Vol. VII Cleveland, Ohio, Thursday, June 3, 1926 No. 12 June 16 is Date College Day is Set MUSICIANS HAVE of Commencement Schedule of Examinations for Monday, June 14 ANNUAL BAZAAR ~------~ 9:00 A. M. TRIUMPHAL YEAR June 12.- Saturday. The annual College Day out ing IS SUCCESSFUL Large t Cla s in Hi tory of June 7.-M:onday. Biology. for t he students of John Carroll Carroll Univer ity Will be enior English Author. Latin Composition. University and their f riends has been Seven Concerts Draw Graduated Junior Ontology. Scorpions and Fence Political Science. set for Monday, June 14. The ophomore Greek Author. Total of 12,000 The fortieth annual graduation of • • • steamer " Goodt ime" has been chart­ Kickers Assist Freshmen General Chemistry. 12:20 P. M. Admirers John Carroll University will be held ered by t he university to carry the in Work • • June 7 students to Cedar Point for the day's in the Engineers Hall on Wednesday June 8.-Tuesday. History (All Classes). outing. The J ohn Carr oll University Sym­ evening, June 16, when thirty-nine Chemistry, all above General. • The annual Spring Festi­ • • The boat will leave the E. 9th phony Orchestra, of which Rev. Vic­ seniors will receive their diplomas Sociology. June 8 val of John Carroll University, Street Pier for t he Point at 8 :30 in tor Winter, S.J., has been the Di­ and degree . Freshman English Aut hor. Junior and ophomor e Religion. held in the Carroll Gym, from f1 • • F reshma n Eng li sh Composition. the morn ing, carrying an orchestra May 25th to the 29th, t urned rector for t he past eleven years, has City Manager Hopkins will de- for dancing on the upper and lower June 9.-Wednesday. • • • out to be a very successful ven­ just completed another ucce sful decks. Everything will be provided liver the address to the graduates enior Religion. June 9 ture. The proceeds will go to year. Junior English Composition. for t he convenience and enjoyment on the night of their graduation and Junior Epistemology. the John Carroll University of the passengers. Tickets can be Seven public and emi-private will be preceded by Father Murtha Sophomore E ngli -h Author. Sophomore English Co mposit ion. athletic f und. The actual Freshma n Religion. procured at t he college. financial report of the bazaar concerts were rendered during t he Boylan, S. J ., president of the Uni­ * * * • • • The same program that was f ol­ could not be ascertained at the current season attracting a com­ versity. The Carroll Symphony Or­ June 10.- Thursday. June 10 Mathematics (All Courses ). lowed in f ormer years will govern time this issue was sent to bined audience estimated at about chestra under the direction of Junior English Author. Fre hman Gr ek Author. t he day's activities. press, but it is quite certain 12,000. Father Victor Winter, S. J., will be Greek Co mposition, all. that the returns made a worth The ymphony Orchestra opened * * • • • on hand to furnish the music for t he June ll.-Friday. * while profit for the Carroll ath­ it's ea on in the Ball Room of J une 11 evening. • enior Engli h Composition. French. STUDENT PLANS letic fund. Hotel Statler on ov. 5, rendering Being advertised in all the parish­ The name of the valedictorian will Latin Author, all. German. a varied program for the benefit of es of Cleveland weeks before it was be announced later. Physics. Spanish. t h<' Social :lll!>fJOn Sis ten: Tiho re­ I TO VISIT ITALY held, t he annual affair drew crowds cently opened a conver.t in Cleve­ from all par ts of the city. On the land at the behest of the Rt. Rev. R. H. Davis Proposes Will Ship as Seamra1n on last evening of t he event, a Buick Joseph Schrembs, D.D., Bishop of PLAYGROUNDTO BISHOP OF PATNA sedan was r affl ed. The seventh leveland. Odd College Course Ocean Liner to Gain ticket drawn was t he lucky one, and On Dec. 13 the University sym- BE OPENED SOON ·writer Favors Smattering of SENDS ARTH NOTE His Passage bore t he name of E. F. Wahl, liv­ phonists were given a rousing r e- ing on Rockway Road, Cleveland. Everything as Subject h 1 b ception when they played before Plans Made for Catho- For Lectures Thanks Carroll Sodal- Ed Kelly, '28, c ampion go e The gym was gailey decorated in 7,000 Ji tener in Cleveland's mas- trotter of John Carroll Uni- t he gold a nd blue, and had three sive Public Auditorium. The ap- lie Recreation Robert Hobart Davis, prominent ity Members For versity, will begin another one walls lined with booths, that were pearance of the orchestra was a part Center D t • of his round-the-world jaunts filled with blankets, lamps, novelties, of the municipal program of enter- a uthor and journali t, in a visit at ona lOllS on the 18th of June. Equipped candy, cigars and provisions, that · d b L. 1 Williams college declared that what tamment arrange Y mco n n·IC· One of the newest activities aris- WI" th as }I" ttl e baggage a s pos- wer e all sold on wheels. A hand­ ke "1anager of the Hall colleges need most today are en- Mr. Lawrence Arth, prefect of the SI.ble he wt"ll start for New some door prize was given each eve­ · y, n • ing from the f ormation of t he Cath- R ning to the per on holding the lucky ctor's Day-Dec.. 21 h-was C fit- ohc. InstructiO. n league m . the Cleve- dowed chairs of "Common Sense." Senior Sodality, is in receipt of a York city by the "give me a 11 ticket. At one end of the gym a tingly celebrated m t he arro 1an d d"10cese IS. t h e pr opose d f orma- Ir. Davis' plan is that pre-eminent letter f rom His Lordship t he Right lift" route. 0 Gym. The ?arroll Symp. ony ~-- tion of a playground center in St. men from all walks of life, c; nch a Reverend Bishop Van H oeck, S. J.. E d hac; p ro mi~f> d t r. rn f> Pt hi, trav-· dance fl oor was arranged, with che tra furmshed the mu 1c on this p , . . , S . . d - lt"n st f t h d" f p t I d " A th eling com pan ion- Gordon A. Shirt, ·'ChucK" .t< orester and hiS ·'gang" . \ ""er;:, ;n.L1:::n, ~.o,J.:n.or au .l ., valets, execut ives, boxers, dentists, o e wcese o a na, n 1a. r occasion. . during t he summer months. Msgr . d t· f th S . a sophomore at St. Stephens Col- providing the music. A small charge Th t f th Son phy icians, bundle-\Vl'appers, occu- had sent a ona 10n o e emor f f was made f or dancing. Bob Hunt e crownmg ve11 o e · a . pf e1·1 , pa t or o f St. p e t er ' s par1s· h , S d l"t t th · · f p t lege, Annadale, . Y.-in ront o was the annual concert at Masomc h as appea 1e d t o F a th er O'B nen,· lists, bookbinders, authors, invent- 0 a 1 Y 0 e m iSSIOn o a na, the United States Postoffi ce in t he put on his surprise act Wednesday Hall ~n unday, Jan. 31.. Z l a~k~ ~a- spiritual di rector of the Catholic In- or ' explorers, and so on hold teach- and r eceived the Jetter of t hanks metropolitan city at 4:00 p. m., on evening and drew a deserved r ound lokovlc, celebra ed Croatian_ vwhms_t, struction league, and asked t he aid ing positions for short . periods and from the Bishop in appreciation. June 21st. If t he omens are favor- of applause from the spectators. was the soloist of the evemng. His f th t h" t d . t h In hi·s letter· Bl"shop Van Hoeck ex- able there little doubt t hat Ed ThE'. committee in charge extend . . o e ca ec IS s unng ese tell t he undergraduates t he details their thanks t o all those who helped acompani twas Mi ss Mmam Allen. th t 0 d t th t" f will arrive at ew York on sched- The effort of the artist were well mon s con uc e recrea !On ° of t heir occupations from their spc- plains the difficulties of trying to d t he children in such a manner that uled t im e. Any stu ents contem- to make the bazaar a uccess, and Nceived. especially t hank the girls from Notre will be conducive to t heir spirit ual cialized point of view. Mr. Davi convert t he Hindus to the Cat holic plating a trip down east might take At the request of the Ca:-!wlic Dame and Ur uline Colleges, who betterment. tated that thi s special training, religion. He relates one incident the opportunity of r iding down with Alumnae of Cleveland, Father Win­ graciously offer ed their services on Father Dennerle, assistant pastor combined with t he broad, cultural, especially t hat happened in his dio- Ed who usually secures comfortable ter gladly consented to render a con­ 1 several evenings, to help out in the of St. Peter's parish, will have foundation acquired at college would cese. An American lecturer who had accommodations en route. cert for the Sisters of the Good booths. charge of the center during the sum­ enable a ma n to advance swiftly in The two college lads will "hop off " Shepherd Home on Feb. 28. embraced Hinduism visited Patna It has not yet been decided mer a nd he desir es the assistance of his chosen fie ld. on t he first outgoing steamer wit h The Brooklyn Catholic Club was whether the Fence Kickers or the the students of Carroll University, during the ~ bsence of the Bishop Italy as their destination. Ed sin- the scene of the nex-t concert held Scorpions sold the most tickets Notre Dame ollege and Ursuline - ~ . D and spread many falsehoods among cerely hopes that t hey will have an on March 2 for the entertainment I for the Buick sedan, but it is College, St. Ignatius High school ochrrmer onates . the native people, such as the un- opportunity t o see t he P ope while in ~f the members of Our Latlv r.f t he general opinion that it was a and Cathedral Latin School. The truth t hat t he Americans were dis- Rome. Good ounsel Parish. The soloists Sum to AthletlCS draw between the t wo. Both clubs students of these school have were Gilbert Gahan, pianist; Richard carding Cru·istianit y and, in looking After seeing the sights in the Mus­ worked hard, selling tickets and do­ been members of the Catholic In­ Father Br acken has announced for Deiderich, violinist and Michael olini dominion, t hey will go north­ ing the actual work in the gym and struction League during the school the last issue of t he Carroll News, for anot her form of r elig ion, were Co tello, tenor. ward t o France. If time permits at t he bazaar. Both organizations year and it is hoped that some of that an alumnus, William J. Schir- graduall y t urning to H induism. Thus The final public performance will they will also visit England and Ire­ deserve an equal amount of praise them will be able and willing to vol­ mer, of the class of 1911, has don- the task of conver ting the natives be given in t. olman's Pari h Hall land, from where they will begin t he f or their work during t he Carroll unteer their services for this noble ated $1,000 toward t he Carroll at h- was made extremely hard f or the (Continu• d on P age Thr ee) return voyage, ending in ew York Spring Festival of 1926. work during the ummer months. letic f und. Mr. Schirmer is now I mi sionaries. about Sept. 1. with The Schirmer, O'Har a Co., con- The Bishop also explains t he need Both t he t r aveler s ar e Work of St. Mary's . firstclass League Director tractors. of missionaries and catechists, and seamen, having received t heir p apers Girls Brings Results Two ~rosh InJured While at St. I gnatius Mr. Schir- to this end he has in view t he pur­ last summer while working aboard a Visits Children In Auto Smashups mer was always interested in at h- chase of land near the unused cathe­ U. S. Shipping Board steamer. Ten Pupils of League Receive letics and continued his interest after dral of Patna, but as yet has not This is E d's t hird venture upon the Students of St. Mary's Grade ir t Holy Communion Mieyal and Blake, Victims, leaving school, giving vent to it by the means to carry out hi s project, high seas in as many summer s. In School Asked to Help and Confirmation Are Both on Road to his gen rous donation for Carroll and asks the prayers a nd help of 1924, he "walked" across the con­ Recovery athletics. He hereby receives the the students t o enable him t o carry tinent to Los Angeles, topping on Rev. Aug. :rvr. Hackert, S. J., gladly On Sunday, fay 16, ten children grateful thanks of the Carr oll fac- on his noble work in bringing the the way t o "take in" the interesting permitted Rev. John M. Lyons, S. J ., who had been instructed in Chris­ Stanley :.Wieyal, '29, was injured ulty and students. heathen of India to the t rue f old. places. H e sail"d from t he " Golden national director of the Catholic In­ tian Doctrine by the t. Mal·y's High in an auto accident on Sunday, May Ga te" on the freight laden " Com­ struction League, and Rev. P eter A. chool girl received their first 23 . while on the way to :< family pic­ mercial Traveler," operated by the O'Brien, S. J., spiritual director of Holy ommunion in the Parish nic. It wa!> belie•:ed at first that AIM OF ALOYSIAJV CENTENARY Moore-:M;c Cormack line, and spent the Cl eveland chapter, to visit the Church. he received a fractured skull but three weeks sailing down t he coast , classrooms of St. Mary's school and On Tuesday, May 18, these same fortunately the wound was only a The central aim of the Aloysian in America in t he issue of March through the Panama Canal and ar­ to ask the children to act as apos­ children were confirmed, with the evere scalp laccrati0.n . He i rap­ entenary celebration is to create an 20, 1926, state , " A non-Catholic rived in New York early in Sep­ t les and to bring children attending regular classes of St. Mary's Paro­ :rl]y recovering in St .r o!::~'s Hospi­ increased devotion in youthful hearts doctor, speaking in r eference to tember. the public school to the first class in chial chool, by the Rt. Rev. Joseph tal. toward t hei r patr on. " The success hell-shocked patients, r evealed the Last season he went "decking" on Catholic instruction which was held Schrembs, D.D., Bishop of Cleve­ The machine in which he was rid­ t he U. S. Shipping Board passenger in St. Mary's school on March 8. of this spir itual aim cannot be eas- fact that many men do not fully re­ land. ing was sideswiped on the Brookisde steamer "American Legion" plying Nine children r eported f or the first Rev. Peter O'Brien, S.J., piritual Park Hill. Although both cars were ily assured," writes Father Martin- ~o ver because the war destroyed between New York and South Amer­ meeting. Since then the number has Director of the atholic I nstruction sma hed, "Stan" wa the only occu­ dale, S. J., "unless we are able t o heir aim - and shattered their ican ports. It was on this boat that increa ed to 70. Leagu e in Cleveland, expres ed sat­ pant who was injured. He was tak­ reate a desire by bringing about a choice along t he pathway of life." he won his stripes as a seaman. On Four high school girls when ap­ i faction with the work of the Cate­ en to Fairview Park Hospital and recognition of t he need." this trip he met Gordon Shirt who proached, gladly offered their serv­ chists at St. Mary's and he be­ later removed to St. John' . After a pause the doctor resumed " We find," he continues, "through­ will be his traveling companion thi ~ ices in instructing the youngster s. lieves t hat within a short time about out the European cont inent and in­ that it was up to the priests t o in- year. Mi sses E. Becker, A. Kalavsky, M. fifty more children will be read~ to The untimely injury of Moxie deed throughout the world the symp­ culcate afresh rig ht pr inciples of liv­ The boys have already fixed up Breitenbach and C. Dangler, were receive t heir first H oly Commumon. Blake, '29, and the sad dilapidation tom of instability." The modern ing into the minds of men tossed one " date" f or July 24 when the the first instructors, but a s the num­ of his cia y collegiate roadster, in- youth, living in t he aftermath of a about by t he alternating billows of two will be the guests of Shirt's ber of pupils increased, ten more The University of W iscon in Ex- cr ea ed the Freshman casualty list o-reat martial truggle, is subject to de pair and hope. r elatives in Paris. Ed says t hat if young women of the hlgh school de­ t · Division main tains a visual to two. Moxie came to grief when a multitude of di tractions t hat tend The real figure of St. Aloysius people on this side, having frienrts partment offered their services. e~~~;~on bureau wh ich s u ppli~s his car skidded off the wet pavement to engage his thoughts and r ivet hi was in reality not like the one paint­ in Europe, will inform t heir f riend _, Mi ss Stanton of Detroit Junior more than eight hundred comm~m- on a country road, Monday, May 24 . ideals upon the fading rashness of ed so often as his. Aloysiu was of of the coming youths, they are per­ High school has gener ously consent ­ ties, schools and civic o ~ gamzr.hons He is nursing a badly injured hand he day. dark complexion and his face was fectly \vi lling to be entertained by ed to take charge of the center. An with moving picture, slide and lee- in which Dr. omers had to put four To further strengthen his point, thin, sallow and deeply lined by his the Europeans who wi h to be their incr ease in the enrollment is ant ici­ ture programs throughout t he year. stitches. thi brilliant Jesuit author, writing experiences. pated. f'age Two THE CARROLL NEWS SMOKER ATTRACTS A nnouncement !CARROLL NEWS MAN I Orchestra Will Play MAIN BUILDING MANY liiGH GRADS Rev. Victor Winter, S. J., Di­ at U. C. Graduation rector of the Music Department, The final Union Smoker of the A section of the John Carroll Uni­ IS REDECORATED announces that rehearsals of the year at which the graduate of the GETS HARDING STORY versity Orchestra will f urnish t he ymphony Orchestra will be held variou atholic High Schools music at the graduating exercises New Plumbing is In­ throughout Cleveland were guests of during the ummer month on so we got out to the memorial at of Urs.uline College which will be the Union, wa held in the Carroll every other Monday night. Music Accompanies Central 12:30 p. m., half an hour before the held in the Wade Park Manor Hotel, stalled in Faculty Gym, Wedne day evening, June 2. lessons will continue a usual. Press Worker ceremonies were officially scheduled Park Lane and E. 107th st., on Quarters An unusual program of bouts, to Marion to co mmence. There were enough Thursday, J une 10. singing act and olo by the stu­ militia to start a young war, and so This is the first graduating class Repairs to the extent of $1,000 dent of the colleg wa arranged are nearly completed in the faculty ORCHESTRA DEPT~ By L. Ray Madigan many people that I didn't have t ime whlch has attended the college for and the collegians furni hed the to count. t hem all. From the number four years. The college was estab­ residence building. New plumbing music for the evening, and Bob Hunt of machm es that were strewn about lished in September, 1921. has been installed on the first, sec­ IS INCREASING In behalf of the seniors, ond and third fl oors and t he corri­ wa on hand with his usual enter­ the surrounding vacant lots, one I Mother Mercedes is the dean and tainment. past, present and to be, I ac­ would :hink that all the cars in the Miss Mercedes Hurley is the presi­ dors and faculty rooms on these cepted the invitation of Mr. T. The committee in charge of the New Location Al ows U. S. Ian out of gas at the same dent of the graduating class. floors have been redecorated. affair wa under the direction of Crawford Hill, art director of time and place. Owing to the illness of Brother Unlimited Ex­ the Central Press Association, Jules Mille r, S. J., who was con­ Lawrence Arth and consisted of the Read Speeches Beforehand A committee of seven has been to accompany him to Marion, fi ned to his room on the first floor, following: William Lanigan, Allan pansiOn According to a timeworn prece­ appointed by the Harvard Student Ohio on Sunday, May 30, the repairs on that floor were de­ Lafferty, Jack Mulcahy, ?ilorman dent, it started to rain, so we ducked Council for the purpose of investi­ where he was detailed to get layed until after h is death. Gehring and Bob Phillips. under the wooden platform and read gating philanthropic work at sum- teresting development· in the Music the story and pictures of the New globe li ghts have been in­ * • • Department of John Carroll Univer- the speeches which the notables were mer camps. Doctor S. Ca well Elli of Austin, laying of the corner stone of stalled in the vistors' parlors on the ity of which Rev. Victor Winter, S. to deliver in the course of the cere­ . .. . T xas, is the 1ew Director of Cleve­ the $800,000 Harding Memorial Unle they are excused by the main floor. J ., is the director, but probably the monies. If you would follow in the land College. Dr. Elli will leave in that city . committee on student affairs, stu­ The plumbing was done by t he Mc­ most important was the relocation oi" footsteps of contemporaries, always the profe . orship of the Philosophy And as we all expect t hat some day dents at Indiana University will be Dermott Company, while the George the Music Department. keep the crowd waiting at least a of Education of the University of the eniors of the class of '26, along compelled to purcha e activity L. Westropp Company, received the The old quarters-in the secon-1 half a n hour before you arrive. Fin­ Texas and take up his duties in with every other student of J. C. U ., tickets. contract for the painting job. floor of the Gym Building-was en­ ally, at the psychological moment Cleveland on July 1. will become nationally famous, I tirely inadequate for the needs of when we could hold our peace no , ...... _...... - ._...... ,...... '! take it upon myself to get a story thi. department. Late in January longer, the bunch arrived. Vice ! t for the Carroll News in order to tell th . _"·iu!>ic Department moved to its President Dawe was t here, and Gov. I i new l oca t10n,. a t wo- to ry f r a m e our reader how to act if they hould Vic Donahey and Dr. George Hard­ ! Our Specialty-MALTED MILKS t Fancy Rayon 1 structure at 2904 Lorain avenue. be called. upon as notable govern- ing and Archbi hop John T. Me ich­ ' : ! At Our Soda Fountain ! With the help of the men~ t-er s of ~1ent offic1als at a corner _stone_ lay­ olas of Cincinnati, and Senator ! t the ymphony Orchestra . the new mg; and how the ceremomes Wlll be Frank B. Willis and myself. ( ?) ! They Are Diff erent ' HOSE quarters were soon whipped into performed when we lay t he corner Then we started to shoot pictures. t i hape. The main floor contains a stone of their memorial and give a T here were so many "big" men on t Wallace Grosse ~ SOc pair ' large rehearsal room with a stage lengthy eulogy to the thousands who hand that we only succeeded in get­ t DRUGGIST ~ I ting- Dawes (holding the trowel in That look like which the handiwol'k of Richard congregate to pay tribute to their ! 2528 Lorain Avenue ! Deiderich, Junior, a violini t in the: memory. And as we all live in our hand), Dr. Harding, enator Willis, ~ 1 a dollar. worth ~ Formerly G. M. Grosse Sons Drug Store i Io rche~tra. imaginations, I pretended that I was and Archbi hop Me icholas, in the : I A rich lustrou · Rayon qual­ 1 • t The second story co nsi t of two a special correspondent for one of picture. I was so clo e to them that t t ity with wear resisting heel •·+ • • ·~ • • •• • • •• • • •• • •• • •• • n• •• • •• • • •• •·• • •• • •• en .... _ _ . ,, ...... , •• ,_...... ,,. ,,. ,.,...... - • ...• •••••._...... • e f • 8 e ... . and toes. Smart, colorful ; private rehearsal rooms, the direc­ the greatest newspapers in exist­ I could see the Chinese laundry Plaid and Chechd pattern . tor's office and another room con­ ence-The Carroll News, perhaps the marks on their coll ars. I really taining the printing pre . only college paper t hat had a repre­ hould have asked Dawes if he had Frank Suhadolnik, president of sentative at thi national affair. The his union card with him allowing THE CONNORS COMPANY the orchestra, rewired the main f unny part is, I had to look literary b1·ic klayers to work on Sunday, but Slipovers floor, while Keith McCullough, '27, --even though I am far from being you know I'm o bashful. painted the woodwork in the re­ that-but I gue s I'm a pretty good Return Wit h Pictures OHIO FLORAL A Gay a t he Rainbow hearsal room on the main floor. imposter becau e I was able to fake We then dashed the pictures back my way through. to one of the home town photo gal­ 1857 West 25th Street, cor. Bridge Saw Harding's Offic e le ries, developed and printed about $3.00 Doctor Kirby Is Wm. D. CONNERS L uncheon Speaker On our way we stopped at Mans­ thirty-five pictures in a half an hour Fine looking, brig ht new field late Saturday night and t here and left for Cleveland at 5 p. m. 2936 pattern , well made which is we visited the newspaper office and Then we battled time trying not to Superior 2935 Superior an important factor. At a luncheon given at Hegnatz's saw the editor and his crew, work­ go less than forty-five miles an hour for the Catholic delega1 E'S to t he Na­ ing pell-mell turning out t he Sunday just in order to have them her e soon tional Welfare Conference on Satur­ morning edition. After a good enough so t hat the Central Press day, May 29th, Father Kirb,Y, D. D., night's sle in the fa hio able Ho­ could hake the cuts and send them GENUINE POCAHONTAS COAL John Meckes S ons wa the speaker of the afternoon. tel Harding, we dashed over to the out at ·u :30 t hat night to over six Doctor Kirby i t he head of the $7.50 A TON West 25th St. office of the nationally knov.rn hundred a.nd seventy-five newspapers Catholic Welfare Bureau in Wash­ "Marian Star"-Harding's own news­ throughout the United States. ington, and a professor at Trinity Crescent Fuel Co. paper. Here we saw the late presi­ And thus transpired my first 7329 Wakefield Avenue E vergreen 5699 allege. dent's private office, which is kept thrilling experience of how real as it was during his regime, a s a newspapers get their scoopes, and ..: -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:,..:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:.. :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:..:-:..:· memorial and an incentive to the only then did I r ealize the hardships t t pr esent staff. X X which a reporter is oftentimes forced A A Arrive at Memori al to endure to feed the hungry presses A A GRILLY'S I always believe in being punctual, of the nation. yf yf RESTAURANT AND LUNCH THE HORTON-GUEST STUDIO ROOM f~i~ John Carroll ~i~f PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHERS y y 2624 Lorain A venue 822 "Old" Arcade Main 4065 1 University i t t J. W. McGorray J. J. O'Malley * College Courses Leading to :i: NOTRE DAME COLLEGE y f ::: A.B. , B. S. and Ph. B. Degrees ::: 1345 Ansel Road f i y ~ Cleveland, Ohio The McGorray Bros. .f. f·'· X X FUNERAL DIRECTORS A A •f • .t.A 3040 Lorain Ave. f A Standard College Courses Telephone- Lincoln 1544 x Also Summer School Classes + for Catholic Women * Giving Credits Toward Above Degrees :~: .y.. .t.A f ~ y A y A ~---~------..,·1 y A Main 915 :;: St. Ignatius High School :i: l New Cosy Home.s Beautiful y A y A f y A $8650 - $65 per month 1 y A In St. Vincent De Paul and Our Lady of the Angels I v A Parishes Ready to Move In. 1 ~ + 1 f X E. C. BOCK y A I 1 :S: Catalogues Mailed on Request + Club - Class - And Frat Pins a specialty A X f A I 854 Rose Bldg. X f yI ----- "I'y y y X X I . _...... ,..._.. __...... , ...... _...... ,..,...... f A1 1 ~ 't' Conducted by the J ESUIT FAT HERS. ·• 1 ~ y f :~: Rev. Murtha J . Boylan, S. J., President :~: l URSULINE COLLEGE I A 1 A X i An institution for the higher Education of W~ men • i. yI t Empowered by t he state to confer degrees. ~ ;;; West 30th Street and Carroll A venue :;: A y Affiliated to t he Catholic University of America ~ A y i A y • • A y Courses leading to the A. B.., B. S., and Litt. B. Degr ees OFFICE: 14737-41 Lorain Avenue f f :i: Cleveland, Ohio :;: A y (3 blocks West of N. Y. 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Debate, held in the Carnegie We t C. 1. LEAGUE IS Symphony Concert Libra1·y on March 1 ·was furnished John Carroll Day Late News From Colleges Posponed To June 6 by the Carroll ymphony Orchestra. at The Carroll Orchestra also furni hed The program which the John Car- r GROWING DAILY the entertainment at a Community Cedar Point '------J roll University ymphony was to The students of the university of All boarding houses, dormitories have rendered in St. Coleman's May Festival he ld in the arnegie I June 14th London, displeased with the scat­ Over 2,000 Ghildren West Library on May 1 . and College restaurants at Ohio parish hall in the middle of May, '------tered arrangement of the university, Wesleyan University w ill serve Are Under Care of has been delayed until June 6. plan a huge demonstration for unity. mush and milk every Thursday Rev. Victor Winter, S. J ., director A center in London, complete with noon. The money saved by this Instructors of the ymphony Orchestra, an­ campus and a common library, is novel plan will be given to Ohio nounces that a program composed of WEAR HILL AND HART HATS The Catholic Instruction League their goal. Wesleyan's development plan of Iri h airs exclu ively has been ar- * • * $800,000. of which Rev. Peter A. O'Brien, S. ranged. 532 Superior Ave. Leader News Bldg. Seniors at Dartmouth recently • • • J., is spiritual director, is now giv­ Three years ago the Carroll or­ Oberlin College has appointed a voted to have taken a four reel mo­ ing instruction to more than 2,000 chestra appeared in this hall before committee to see what can be done tion picture of their class. a record crowd and it is expected ~ to make the College more attractive children in six centers throughout • that the musicians will meet with a * * to men in order to inrr<>ase Lhe male the city. Gnr. 23H. ednr 33 Brightly colored galo hes, techni- similar reception on their return en­ b L~e ndan ce . Si ter Hiledgard of the Social gagement. cally known as "Flaming Feet," are • • • ~~~~D ECORATORS the latest in rainy weather attire at A soap carving contest was re- Mission Sisters ha charge of the P Euclid & E. lOSth the University of Syracuse. cently held at the University of Gin- Hungarian center were 700 youth- Musicians Have Same Location Since 1892--and Why? * * * cinnati. ful souls are acquainted with the Triumphal Year Boston college and Holy Cross re- • • • workings of·tbe Catholic religion. Six members of the football squad (Continued from Paare One) cently united their Symphony or- of Northwestern University i.ave St. Elizabeth's center, in charge on Sunday, June 6. Father Winter chestras to render an excellent pr·o- taken Civil Service examinations to of Mi s Lang, ha 425 pupils attend­ i arranging a prog1·am of Irish airs ED. ROEGGE gram. ing tt:e instruction classes. for the occa ion. become me>mbers of the Evanston BUILDER OF FINE CLOTHES * * * ?olice force. They will put in r eg­ Mrs. Samuel McNally reports Among the other activities by The Stanford Band is recording a ular hours on the jo!-J in adrlition to more than 400 children of the Italian member of the orchestra wa the Suits $60 to $80 ten inch record of campus songs for attending school rP.Jt;lurly. district attending the classes at Holy piano recital given by Gilbert Gahan 3620 Lorain Ave., Cor. Fulton Melrose 2137 the Victor Talking Machine Compa­ .. . . Rosary parish on Murray Hill Rd. in the Ball Room of Hotel Statler on ny. The school will receive the roy­ The University of ~o .rth aro!ina In Our Lady of Peace parish, April 14. a lty from the sale of t he records. has inaugurated a cour <'! of study where Father Cummings is the spir­ The orchestra furnished the mu ic • • • deali ng with maniag<~ . TUs was itual director, there are three hun­ at the three Seme ter assemblies We have been informed by a rued- done at the request of a small group dred pupils. and the elocution conte t held by St. ical journal that a sure cure for of seniors. The lectw:c:> t:cal with St. Mary's parish, the newest cen­ Ignatiu High School. Spring fever , which seems to be the the economical, social, medical, and ter to a rise, reports an enrollment Music at the Detroit U-Carroll U prevalent epidemic amon.g College psychological aspects of n.aniage. Baker's Hygrade of 70 children who are instructed by !...... -~ ...... _._ ___ ...... , Students is to take a few electric • • • t he girls from St. Mary's High baths at Sing Sing, one of the most Smoking during clas, periods is + CHA~~ e ~ school. Mis Stanton of Detroit Ju­ • ~uno'o'lioi'ON • a + C&..W6ump i Valuable Food fashionable health resorts this side the latest freedom, allowed in the nior High school took charge of the • + of the Rockies. (However if you're class of a certain professor at Mc­ work on Monday, May 17. ! The Mark of Originality i looking for a resort where they Gill University, Montreal, Canada. f in T have springs gushing forth mineral The privilege is an experiment of 'T D ance p rog rarns 'T The chief thing that has made Baker's Hygrade Ice waters, don't try Sing Sing, better DANCE PROGRAMS . . the teacher and may not l:Jecome per- . Unique dance programs for cream worthy of indorsement by teacher and parents go to Sagertown, where you get gin- manent . 'f I +f your social affairs­ ! alike is its perfect food value. It has a basis of ""erale hi,.hballs all day). Howeve1· • • r easonable prices . CHARME I • ~ 2061 E. 14th St. ~ purity and richness--always dependable. Never, after a few electric baths your sys- A student rummage sale was held The Varsity Shop ! ; tern would get along very well with- at the University of Oregon recent- 1547 Crawford Rd. Cedar 2701 ~ Represented by ~ in winter or summer is it cheapened to the level of out mineral water s. ly. A special committee was neces- ! "Chuck" Forster i ordinary ice cream. • • * sary to press, clean and mend the i i i ...- ·-·-·-...... ~ We hope that the Seniors had a clothing. It is Hygrade in all that the word implies. nice time on their class May walk * • • Rebuilt Typewriters and that none of them got chewed up Jazz ha been definitely eliminated ~ .... of All Makes by snakes in the gra s whilst they from the songs of the Glee Club of O'SHEA Sold, Rented, were picking violets, for science the University of California. Repaired claims that coffee, pop, pie, weiners • • • "Invincible'" a nd dou""hnuts will not act as a pre- Hey there, college boy! The young KNITIING Typewriter ventitive or a r emedy for snake man who goes about hatless is sub- Supplies for bites. jecting his eyes to a seriou tniin The Baker Evans Ice Cream co. 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to Stauder, let alone in his waking 'S ;~:·~r~£:~£~;~b~:n~:: ( Wqr ~ruinr Qilalla nf Niurtrru Wmruty-nix J hours. The philo­ long distance record for sodaM.y sophy prof will attendance; hasn't '------soon be able to mis ed a meeting thought about that before. Accord­ down before his days are done; has to become a cake-eater par excel- our toilers to shame. Go to it, J eff. qualify as a ref- in eight years. His ing to appearances he's one of the improved wonderfully under the ten­ lence. James H. O'Brien eree, he tells them most affluent members of the class, der tutelage of Joyce and McGuire endurance won him IMMY, a nice quiet lad with a to "break" about bought a Peerless sedan to go to this past year. The only man in Paul A. Likly the office of pre­ sunny disposition, he's very 'steen times per the Monogram Dance. Helped keep the class who doesn't study before a J fect against all 'M OSE" Likly will some day be quiet around college-only diem. Displays down the death rate in Cleveland philosophy exam. stroke on a champion crew; contenders. Great played basketball for four years, be- many childish ten- last summer, as captain of the Gar­ Lawrence A. Gaertner he has already gained indi­ athlete, developed ing elected captain this past season, dencies, likes to make miniature field Park lifeguards, but now in­ vidual honors as a canoist at the unusual lung ca­ UR candidate for the Hall of and has been regu- Jakes whenever the occasion offerp tends to desert this occupation f or C. Y. C. But we have ou2· doubts; pacity which help­ Fame; the only golfer of our larly elected to and the prospect of a snowball more lucrative fields in the bujlding 0 Paul, not knowing ed him become the acquaintance w h o doesn't class offices, be- l tight still charms. He's pr ogressing trade. enough to "quit pitching ace of the Seniors when want to tell you how it happened. sides working like though, likes to fire from the heights, Was once offered a position as a they used to win games. He shows Charle F. Conley with his rep estab­ a Trojan du1·ing balconies preferred. Isn't as good a marked preference for the study ''FROM Stoke Hole to Bridge pro if he would lished," exhibited football season and a philosopher as twinney Stauder of Jaw, must have contracted it de­ or a Tale of the Trials and crack eighty; his wares as a ca­ in any other of the but has n't as long a street car ride; bating for Carroll against all com­ Tribulations of a Career broke it one noi t at a recent thousand and one another reason for moving out to the Upon the Lakes," written in four­ but couldn't west shore, perhaps he'll practice e rs. ot very economical, refused class outing, which activities that have to buy a Tuxedo early in his career teen summers and a few hard falls. the piece . there· when he's an M.D. exhibition termi- put claims on his and Jived to regret it, has appeared ...... ,...... ,...... ,,..., _ _ He hasn't climbed proof, no job! nated abruptly time these past four Michael T. Riley in uch an outfit more times than to the bridge yet, member of the Cal'- with an unexpected years. Claims he's too busy to take 'T ARZAN," one of the incorpor- any man in the college. "Live and is now hovering roll quartet which dip in the drink on part in any other school affairs; we ated members of the Class, learn" is his motto. around t he wheel holds a victory over the calm and serene Vermillion Ri­ believe him, that's all there is, there but his is larger than the oth- George L. Baltrukonis but looks for rapid the crack Notre ver. As a canoist he was "all wet". ain't no more! Very cautious chap, ers. The class Valentino, has con­ HE TERRIBLE GREEK. Is promotion. w i 11 Dame relay team. Made a bu iness of pushing visiting never takes a chance on a canoe tip- tracts for t he next three years with He'd be a varsity track man-if we staging more comebacks than prove one of the debaters around, none of them have ping with him in it-he always dives Famous Players- had a varsity. Social lion; member T t a n i s I a u s Zbyzsko; was gentleman skippers come back for more-Paul must out first. Hasn't divulged his inten- Lasky which will of the '25 Prom committee and part- know the city. Other than being a knocked out of the running by an of the deep, having ner in the firm of Gaertner and tions for the years to come but we interrupt his med- good student, has has one bad fail­ extended illness and hasn't been flat­ a great penchant know he'll make the grade. Jimmy ical car eer for Mischler, ve ry popular in Cleveland ing; automobile shows have a mag­ tened yet on the up for operas, or what­ couldn't do anything else. some time to come. social affairs. Three years on the netic glamour for him, they had to trail. H e's the Pon- ever else Lincoln E. Dickey sched­ James W. Ockington We don't know football squad culminated in his turn off the 1ights to get him out of zi of the class and ul e for him to usher at the Cleve­ H:E sleeping beauty, Handel's whether he's study- winning the monogram this year. Public Hall last spring, and give him should have h i s Ja nel Public Hall. Already holds a greatest rival in the wooing of ing comparative A rt hur G. Granzier a r oadster to console him. T fir t million tucked degree in the school of hard J..""!locks, Morpheus, has a better chance anatomy in con- away before his di­ two seasons playing inter-class bas­ 'F ELIX," g uilty of frequent John B. McGroder since he's not afflicted with the dis- nection with his fratricide, experimenting on HE honorable president who ploma's a year old; ketball and stopping an occasional tressing cacaphony which mars ip- 1 contemplated med- ten-pin fo r Tomasch (alley manager) his brethren in the biological will orne day take his place per's somnolent ical studies or his sojourn in Holly­ specializes in the T would give anyone sufficient credits Jab. We t hink he's going in for in the hall of fame beside Edi­ sell ing game, what hours. The hero of wood, at any rate he's the only ( ? ) for t hat sheepskin. medicine and if he keeps a quiet son. He is an inventor with the the class. A home Senior who found the time, and the t he cu tamer gets about it in t he fu­ nose-clive hand-spring as his latest we don't know­ Gregory M. Conly run knocked out courage to take the course. Plans to ture as he has in accomplish m e n t ; settle in Indiana when the time for but the commi sion is high. Is con- 'IRISH" has ruined more four years ago the past he most and he can do it settling anives, spent a few days in tantly poli hing up his line and has t han any ham actor ever saved the men likely will become while yelling. The the state last year on the way back graduated from the hoe business to dreamed of doing. Played three from the ignominy from the Marquette game (he the washing machine trade; wait 'till years at guard on the Blue Streak, a more the people, of wearing those couldn't help it-they asked him he enters the real estate business, anyone heading the better he likes inane peanut cape captain in 1926. From "Way Down to). hi ruin will be complete-has a Ea t" there is lit­ him off. Another it. A year ago, in which u s u a 11 y Michael C. Ross Florida re ervation made for the tle likelihood of his man of me an s an effort to become adorn college ten- HE biggest disappointment of night of June 16th. ever returning ; among the Seniors, nationally known derfeet. Every now and t hen he has Da\'id A. Bertrand drive his own car he took his inven- tried to save a game for the Senior T his life is that be wasn't born p r o s p e c t s of a an Irishman. He's got the "0 E-EYED C01 NELLY" of coaching berth in to class, whenever tion and embarked class by repeating that feat; night Carroll. Co nducts special it runs ; we saw it twice this past (a la old Ford) for life sure does tell on t hese athletes. nickname and sports the color but this region and a tours to all foreign contests year. A likely candidate for the Mil waukee. Occasionally be gets the We don't know exactly what he in­ can't kid us as to the proper way certain other "pr os- to spell him name. of the team, mu t be in training to pect" bid fair to arroll track team, one of the best idea that it is time for a meeting so tends to do, he has amazing possibi­ join Cook's agency after graduation. keep him in t his printers in the college-steps off t he the notice is posted "Meeting, Room lities. Never played class basket- Report has it that Perhap t he most locality. Has reg- same car every day and does hi 361, Senior Pres., Past Editor-in- ball until the past season, and land­ he's going blind, courageous man in chief, Head Cheer-Leader, Past ed a place on the all-class five. poor chap; he con­ istered f 0 r the Idaily dozen in about ten seconds the class, one of ummer educational course to be making the first class. He missed Union Secretary-Be There!" Then tinually inte'l'rupts he walks in and meets. He Frank V. Opaskar the few who had able to fi ll in his time while his em- the car once and the conductor sent may A second Daniel Webster, b lectures with the the nerve to majol' bryonical Stinchomb and Stringers flower to the house _w ith a note of eventually become an expert juggler Y remark, " Well, I because of his ability to hold more my troth! Has signified his in chemistry. He are in cia s. Conly breaks away condolence ; thought 1t was a ghost don't see ....." offices than any other member of the intention of entering Law holds other records from his work at the Merrick House ':hen ,Art showed up at the· r egular something or oth­ class. "Say, John, this is the corner School next year, and should prove other than his every now and then to attend phil- time next day. successful in a legal career if his er, whatever it is you sleep in." he doesn't see. One championship mile- osophy lectures. The most bashful Howard G. Handel work around Car- of the most popular fellows in the age distance, viz., man in the class; it; took us three Clarence D. Murray roll is any criterion 'NIPPER," a cognomen con­ class he is constantly beseiged to ' malle t head in , months to persuade him to get this HE bashful boy who will never tracted at Campion, along of his ability in this attend pal'ties and dances; such an t he class (due to close association picture taken. muster nerve enough to ask a with the first three years of T line. Has more affair without Mike would be un­ with the peanut business, no doubt) his college career. Dorm was so professor a question. He's a and a greater coff ee capacity than Joseph A. Crowley philosophy notes heard of at Carroll. He made one or close in Prairie du Chien t hat he regular customer at the book store, any man at Carroll (almost stopped 'K !BITZER" Joe has never lost than Murray and the other mark in athletics, varsity but they've never been able to keep J an argument yet, for the formed the habit of is the only man in basketball a couple of years, the all­ before he crach"ed the record but was him supplied with - - simple reason he can't see sleeping be tween the class who class team the same number, and purred on to greater lengths when note books. He has hi audience was seated). Plans to the other f ellow's point. classes ; three-min- hasn't used up his star guardian of the hot corner in become very no­ understudy Lon Chaney or work for union has hired an assassin for him; ute in te rv als at cuts; rather tight the indoor serie·s. torious (not fa­ the Eaton Axle ; specializes in uni­ he gets his ad copy C a r r o 1 1 is not though, refuses to Anthony A. Rutkowski mous) for his abi­ versal joints. _ _.,._.... in later than any enough for him and give any of them away. One of the 'RUT" has never fallen into one; lity to dig up sub­ Edgar L. Birk man t h a t ever his snores are be­ best debaters at Carroll, his fiery he has cut a wide swath and jects f or five-min­ worked on the col­ coming t he bane of delivery augurs well for his appear­ far during his years at Car­ HE fair-haired Adoni . Came ute speeches which up from Young town for his lege paper. A truly the professors. If ances before the bar of justice in roll, never classifying himself T require hours for years to come. Doesn't confine his college education and Cleve­ remarkable charac­ it weren't for these among the sheep. Promises to be explanation. He activities to the lecture hall; one of land swain ar glad h '11 oon re­ ter; he's had full na s a 1 ululations, a second Paderews­ spends most of his the most ardent supporters of the turn. The phin.x of the class, or of the Senior O'Brien claims he'd make an ideal ski if he learns time wit h a more or less popular f el­ treasury for a yeru· neighbor in any class. Of course, Blue Streak he hasn't been known to ~-;--~...,...... , perhaps the owl- low known as Phil Osophy, and for how to play the and there's a size­ the Sioux Indian invasion during the miss a game in the last four years. make but littl his endurance he was decorated with piano. A soap-box able balance left! winter put him behind his sleep by Has everal peculiar habits, e.g., noi e during a gold medal last year. Many of his orator of no mean ) oe plans to study about four weeks ; the poor lad was wears a bathing suit in a pool room. clay but cut wide a mbitions he has already achieved, merit we expect medicine ; his pa­ afraid to go to bed for fear of los­ Terrence 0. Pfaff swaths in social cir­ uch as leading the class and carry­ him to play no would do well not to argue ing his calp and Red Murphy re­ OC," the Old Man of the· Moun­ .. cles at night. He' ing an amazing superfluity of credit 'D small part in Cleve­ ~· ~·'· with him-he'll forget to operate. fused to sit up and g uard it for tain, Little Rock, Arkansas. hours. He has one yet to accom­ land politics in a very dependable If medicine ever palls on him Con­ him. Works in a gas station in The only Ku Klux delegate at · ~~ student and it is gress will be one good committee plish, i. e., of passing a bar without years to come. He ~ Youngstown during the summer, Carroll , he tried to or ganize a chap­ falling-yes, it's the legal bar. has well demon­ claimed that he'd man to the good(?); its a profe­ straining drained oil to sell to the ter at school but found it wasn't strated his forensic abilities, two make a very good ion with him, has held down more trade. Emmett L. Noonan that kind of a col­ years on the varsity debating team debater, if his audi­ committee job than any man in the 'JEFF," the demon blond, not t he lege. Rather pecu­ George P. Hau ser and a part in two oratorical con­ ence could hear him. Has cau ed Union. ompleted his course in subject of "Five foot two, eyes liar physical speci­ much perturbaUon in poli ce circle three and one-half years. Some 'H AMLET, I am thy father's of blue"-he's four and one­ tests stamp him as an able speaker. pil·it," and poor Gus shook men, famed for his by rea, on of the capacious brief case tepper ! Keep it up, Joe. half inches too high. Carroll's bridge In spite of his public life he is pos­ in hi boot . Then ended immunity - after which never leave hjs side, and the expert, specializing in "doubles" but sessed of a rather retiring dispos i­ Robert F. Edwards his hi trionic hopes. That one scene being exposed to it careful mann r in which he walk ; hasn't found one tion, was nominated for class office scared him out of ten years of hjs for four years he once but refused to run. Rut's a 'ti rumored he' t he bootleg king. 'Nt:RMI." You've got to hand for himself yet. Is 1t to the boy, be's got the normal life of he'd has yet to contract leader in his studies besides his He' one of that loyal band which an accomplished real combative spirit-he'd be the logical sue- the Faith, accord­ other activities and bids fair to con­ regularly patronizes th college caf­ man in many lines, eteria, yet he seem very h althy. ven get out of bed to run a race. cessor for J o h n ing to his way of tinue his pace-setting in the future. one of the finest Thoma F. harvat Only won one great race in his Barrymore. T h e putting it . One of Thomas J. Shea writers in the class 'CALL me 'Tom.' fellas!" The whole career, had mo t serious-look­ the best tackles on the Blue Streak, CE we saw Tom standing and a positive enior am on, on of the no competition. Ra- ing man in the he intends to take up coaching next 0 still and thought he had run big r a on why Munn left ther particular in class, the Carroll glutton for work. year. We don't know whether it's down, but di scovered he was leveland. After four year on the his choice of asso- Union called his A regular Hercu­ transportation or the pigskin art. trying to think where he was due Blue Streak he' waiting for an of­ ciation , a great bluff and found he cules, he carries Only man at Carroll who knows how next. Absolutely the busiest man long Shakespeare studied; he ma­ fer from the Can­ friend of the "Mir- meant it. He kept one of the heaviest on the campus. If jored in English and is a master of ton Bulldogs. The acle Man." Very the boys stepping chedules in the clas but hasn't very many held only man in the solicitous for the all through the Ia t half. Ha achiev­ dropped a thing. He ought to cut it, having a wonderful flow of lan­ down the number guage. I a Fence Kicker a nd clas who wrote his welfare of hi fel- ed great fame as Seniot· ecretaTy, one period between now and the end of jobs he does, the proud of it ; a strange man. thesi on mathe­ low tudents, even hi minute book is a masterpiece of of the year; he's ju t one hour in most of us would William J. Retzer matics; as he says, went out and got a Englis h style, without a single mar­ arr ear with his work and need be tranded for "The nice thing professor one day when it eemed ing flaw. A man of principle, he that extra interval to steam in "on AME on the first of the month work at any time about that subject possible that the men would have to spent money profusely at his own time." Too conscientiou , t hough , C so they called him Bill. His of the year. He's only regret is that he lives in is that you're forego the pleasure of a lecture. bazaar and, alt hough possessing op­ to think of missing a ingle lecture. the original com­ I Cleveland ; Lorain's his goal 'cause either right or Hails from Youngstown but, if he portunities far greater than others, Promises to be a second Ku·by, busi­ mittee man (we wrong!" We never keeps it quiet. may be able to live it has sternly resisted the temptation ness operations to date have put all then he'll be able to talk in his sleep think he taught THE CARROLL NEWS Page Five Lanigan and Crowley all they know r holding the pace with the best of about handling such po ts) and be- i71'h _g. lfi{ f l g""~ 1:: J them when it comes to grades and is sides such occupations, you'd be sur- \!h~r .3l;Yrutnr ~ ass n i'Z.U a regular rooter when athletics are prised, really. Football manager in season. A real booster, Jerry. c. for the past two years, at the same ------Plans to be a doctor and should u. Kilbane's camp. Hasn't indicated make up one of those loquacious time he solicited advertising for The make a good one. what he'll do with his degree but strong-arm veneders; he'd positively Carroll I ews, worked for Uncle from past performances promises to overwhelm his pro pect by his sales Stephen F. Witkiewicz Rev. George P. Novak, '17, is pa - Eugene McCarthy, '19, is af­ Sam in the Postal Department, sold drape it on the walls of some big- line. Go to it, Ed, we wish you luck. s TEVE, HIMSELF. Plans to join R. insurance, worked for a bank, fa- the Gregorian choir, once he's filiated with the General Electric league club house. John R. Toole tor at St. John the Baptist's Church. vored a florist occasionally with his graduated; will sing soprano. .. • Company in the capacity of district services, and yet found time for reg- Karl L. Lehmiller 'TOOLEY,' the man that put 111 eanw hi! e, h e certainly got his refrige r<.~tor ·peciali t. His head­ ular social calls. A man of parts, OC" claims to hail from Can- eolin on the market. Had moneys, worth for his tuition, was Rev. Arthur L. Gallagher, '1 , i quarter are in Chicago. many of them, we'll yet hear him D ton, but we all know that al- his parents frantic about deeply grieved be- ass!· tant pasto•·• at St· growling in Wall St. t hough he spends most of his wearing out his shoe on the hand- cau e there weren't Church in Youngstown, Ohio. time there, for some " reason" or ball court until they discovered this more subjects list- * * * PROF TAUGHT AT Fred F. Hendricks other, he comes from North Indus- n e \V method of try, ed in the catalogue. Rev. John P. Culliton, OOKED incredulous when in­ Ohio, shoeing. your name is suffi­ Already r egistered sistant pastor at St. SULTAN'S COURT L formed in Special Ethics that easy now, he gets a at St. Louis medi­ cient address to di­ Church. the man was the natural head new pair only every cal school; w i 11 of the family. A brace men. . . a rect a Sears & week. T h e class mo t likely prove • • • Prof. A vigdor, Scholar brave man! His degree is not an Roebuck catalogue. Walter A. Dorsey, '21, a deputy freak, took a posi­ an unusual doctor. essential for his Doc is character­ and Soldier, Likes tive delight in Emulating, some­ bailiff of the Municipal Court, ' ill business life., he al­ ized by a bulge of what, the practices Football Greek! Actually graduate this month from the John ready has a trade white-and-brown or of Crile- he may ing his patients to Marshall Law School. p1·efers Plato to in his own right red-and-white pa­ sleep. Should his practice fail him, No doubt you have read or and is all stuck up per in his back Putman, says Nina 1 in all probability he'll go on the cir­ • * heard of the French people Rev. Raymond John Steig r, '17, up about it-a pa­ pocket, wondering ETAOI shrdlu is too serious. How cuit, the sylph-like figure so lends it­ i as istant pastor at St. Bernard' and t he real gentlemen for per-hanger, good at times whether or not anyone ever anyone could find anything funny in self to interpretive dance that we "buy ". At lot of people have the Greek. . . . we'll leave it to you. feel sure he'd we a wo\.v. Likes to Church, in Akron, Ohio. which that nation is noted. for three credit The students of John Carroll hours and now he's idea Doc is being paid by Dan's Copped the essay prize in history, debate, and the rounded periods and • * * Place, but he wants everybody to all set for gradua- Ia t semester, and is trying to re- smooth sequence of his sentences Rev. Richard J. Gaffney, '18, is as­ University are unanimou in tion. Best dancer know t hat he received that sweater peat. Stands to make a little change have a telling effect. Good luck at sistant pastor at St. Edward' proclaiming Profes or Samuel for Christmas and has to wear it. in the class but as modest as the on the side from Spaulding, Reach, St. Louis, Steve. Church. A vigdor splendid example of Doc's a sad case, it's too late for proverbial violet, absolutely refuses ets.; hands got so tough playing Herpicide but he doesn't realize it. handball he could catch Walter the highest t pe of French cul­ to give any exhibitions of the terp- He's takino- his ethics at Carroll be­ ture. sichorean art. Has received several J ohnson bare-handed. They want List of Philosophy Books fore going to medical school. him to hush up the process or they'll Professor Avigdor wa born in offers to co-star with Gilda Grey but Frank T. Suhadolnik has turned them down without ex- be out business. Another mystery (Editor's Note. This is the sec- (Hull), Herder; The Gospel and the Paris, July 21, 1878. At the age of ception, family life holds a greater 'Z U-zu·· puts all the ginger in man; perhaps he'll take permanent ond series of a li st of Philosophical Citizen (Martindal ) ; Introduction twenty-one he was graduated from the class. Stands head and appeal. Congratulations, Fritz, and charge of the Carroll library. Works by Catholic authors, com- to Social Science (Spalding), Heath Grand College (University of Paris). shoulders over every Senior, may time bless thy efforts. Jame F. Vidmar piled by Rev. G. H. Mahowald, S . .J., & Co.; Key to the World's Progress I Then followed two years of study we're proud of him. Wanted to get OESN'T say a word about it, for use as a guide for tudents and (Devas), Longman ; The Labor . . Frank T. Joyce into the readhead club with Conley D just does it. Played on every the readers of thi paper who are Problem and the Social Catholic tn the tate schools tn order to g t and McGroder, but 'B IG Chief". First Benedict of class team and took part in continuing their philo ophical read­ Movement in France (Moon) i Mar- hi s degree of "Profes eur". His du­ the Class of '26 and sure can couldn't make his every clas affair; the original little ing. It contain the mo t important riage and Motherhood (Lovat); Mar- tie of profes or carried him keep a secret for a long time; hair curl; started bu y bee without the buzz! Big dis- works on ethics and a general list of riage and Parenthood (Garrard), throughout many cities in France. but muxder will out, ask him-he up one of his own appointment to the good Catholic books on philosophy Herder; Papal Program of Social In 1901 he went to onstantinople, knows. Claim distinction of being then, a philosophi­ Palmolive people; a nd allied subjects.) Reform (Breig); Primer of Social where he remained for twelve years. the only one who cal society with Ed­ if it weren't for the Ethics Science (Parkinson), Devin-Adair; masculine cast to While there he was engaged as t he e v e r induced Ed­ words. Teacher is Acute Cases of Moral Medicine Question of the Day (Keating­ his features he'd be ward to forsake never safe with (Burke), Macmillan; Back to Mor­ Parker); The Right to Work (Ross), pti ·ate tutor of the royal palace of making a mint of the books for a Frank in the room; ality (Slater), Benziger; Birth Con­ Devon-Adair; Social Problems and the King, the Prince and the Sultan. money posing for game of pinochle. think he's going trol ( utherland); Catholic :Moral Agencies (Spalding), Benziger; So­ When the World War broke out, t h e i r advertise­ Frank has been the strong until Zu-zu Teaching (Mau bach); Christian cial Reco nstruction (Ryan); Social Pl·ofe, or Avigdor was among the ments. Arth is his puts the big one over-usually has Ethics (Ross), Devin-Adair; The Value of the Go pel (Garriquet), fir t loyal citizens to rally to the official bell-hop for only rival when it them hanging on and gasping for Church and Usury (Cleary), Gill & Cath. Truth Society, London; Stu­ standard of hi country. Returning the college this comes to a peach­ breath in any discussion. The angel Son , Dublin; on cience and Law dies in Family Life (Devas), Burns from Constantinople he was imme­ year but vows bloom complexion. Gabriel of the smoking room, guard­ (Humphrey), Benziger; Data of Mo­ and Oates; Work, Wealth and diately giv n the rank of Captain in there'll be no more Beau Brummel of ed it \vith a flaming sword 'till he dern Ethics (Ming), Benziger; Di­ Wage (Husslein). the French army and was engaged bells for him. We the class, dropped around for the found even those he let in threw ge t of Lectures on Ethics (Bra na­ Socialism as a teacher in the training camps. Senior outing clad in what tl1e well­ have· no- doubt about Frank's future paper on 'the floor; then he gave up han), Murphy; The Education of Morality of Modern Socialism "When the Armistice was signed," dre ed man will wear-but not at a success, for he exhibited keen busi­ in disgust. Helped make the sym­ Character (Gillet); The Elements of (Min""), Benziger; Religion of Mod­ said Profe or Avi dor, "I was tired picnic. Borrowed McGroder's yelp­ of the war, saddened by the death of ness ability in managing the affairs phony orchestra (he says you don't Ethic (M;i ltner), Macmillan; Ethics ern Socialism (Ming), Benziger; So­ ing pants for the occasion and then, of the basketball team for two suc­ pronunce it 'sound-funny) what it is (Hill); Ethics of Medical Homicide ciali m (Cathrein), Benziger; So­ my father and disgusted with the cessful seasons, the best of judg­ when he put on the g loves with him (O'Malley); A First Book in Ethics cialism (Goldstein); Socialism from politics of the world in general, I today and is a good Union Worker. in Johnny Kilbane's stable, almost (Woods); Aquinas Ethicus (Rick­ the Christian Standpoint (Vaughan), came to the United States to enjoy ment, as the head of the Carroll Intends to teach; we'll watch you, deprived him of hi s happy home. I n- Macmillan. Union the· ftrst half of the current Frank. aby) , Benziger; The Formation of peace and freedom and to become a year, and good leadership in the var­ gratitude! Nice boy, though, and Character (Hull), Herder; An His­ Political Science citizen. As soon as I arrived I took ious class offices which were en­ Edward G. Stauder bound to succeed. We're with you, torical Introduction to Ethics American Democracy and Catholic out my first papers and, he added trusted to him by his classmates. ''A LITTLE CHILD SHALL Jimmy. (Moore), American Book Co.; The Doctrine (McNamara); Catholic De­ with pride, "I will become natural­ LEAD THEM.' The most William A. Vidmar Morality of the Strike (McLean); mocracy (Day); The Servile State ized in 1927." William D. Lanigan percocious member of the 'R OBI SON CRUSOE.' Only Moral Philosophy (Coppens), Spald­ (Belloc) ; The State and the Church Upon his arrival in this country How anyone could think of man who 1 ad the nerve to 'LITTLE Joe" the mystery man ~lass. 1 ing, Schwarth, Kirwin; Moral Phil­ (Ryan and Millar); Political and Professor Avigdor came to Cleve­ of the class. Has great sending a child of such tender years go in swimming voluntarily osophy (Rickaby), Longmans; Mor­ Moral Essays (Rickaby), Longmans. land where he joined his daughter, abilities for any line of act­ to school is beyond at the outing, looked like a stranded al Principles and Medical Practice The History of Religion who had come here in 1921. ivity he may choose but is so reti­ us; and yet he's do- mariner when he landed. Missed the (Coppens), Benziger; Natural Jus­ History of Philosophy, (Coppens), To the Rt. Rev. Joseph Schrembs, cent that his genius lay undiscov­ ing well, up among I first period one day, tice and Private Property (Marino); Schwartz Kerwin; History of Med­ D.D., Bishop of Cleveland, be owes ered until this past the leaders in schol- couldn't d e c i de Natural Law and Legal Practice ieval Philosophy, (De Wulf) Long­ hi s po ition as a member of the fa­ year. The only man astic rating and which caT to drive (Holland), Benziger; The New Mor­ mans; History of Philosophy culty of John Carroll University. He in the dass to re­ majoring in chem! I to school, got dis- ality (Day); Outlines of Pure Juris­ (Stock!); History of Philosophy, spoke in terms of highest respect ceive A's without ( Perhaps he didn't gusted and took the prudence (LeBuffe); Political and (Turner) Ginn; Medieval Philoso­ for the Diocesan head when he said, phy, (DeWulf) Princeton U. Press ; having bought a realize what he was street car. Fin e MoralE says (Rickaby), Lon.gmans; "Bi hop Schrembs wa more than a A Primer of Peace and War (Plat­ Scholasticism, Old and New, (De­ father to me. He encouraged me text; but we all doing.) We do be- physique but get- er), King & Sons, London; Princi­ Wulf) Longmans; Hi torical Intro­ and r ecommended me to many Cath­ know it's because believe, though that ting stoop - shoul- he's too young to ered talking to ples of Moral Science (Mac Donald), duction to Ethics, (Moore) American olic schools of Cleveland. he has a real head Herder; Private Ownership (Kelle­ Book. "The first door at which I 1:nocked on him (size· 7 be running around with such fellows Rutkow sk i so her); Questions of Moral Theology General and Miscellaneou was that of J ohn Carroll University 7-8). Right now as Retzer and Lehmiller but, what fi\UCh. Good stu- (Slater), Benziger; The Science of Armchair Philosophy, (Lord) and the first priest I met was Rev. he's booked for so can you do? Isn't making the most dent, too; in fact, he started hitting of hi s "advantages," if we were able the books so hard this semester that Ethics, 2 vols. (Cronin), Benziger; American Press; A Century of Sci­ George Mahowald, S.J. I was obliged much committee work he doesn't Science and Morale (Windle); Talks entific Thought, (Windle) Cath. to take my daughter with me to act know which way to turn. He came to study the whole way in from Lo- his eyes threatened to give out and rain every day, we'd be graduated by he had to wear smoked glasses to to Nurses (Spalding), Benziger; The Truth Society; Fundamental Phio o­ as my interpreter as I did not un­ to Canol! from Loyola and his this time. Likes swimming, but isn't class for about a week until the Unborn ( ix); Why Should I Be phy (Balmer) Sadlier; Theosophy derstand English at that time. steady work ever since bas put him Moral? (Hull), Herder; Moral Phil­ and Christianity (Hull) Cath. Truth "Since then I have been teaching out with the leaders in studies and particular about changing clothes swelling went down. "Ne·ver again," prior to it. "The same at all times," he claims, "it doesn't pay to weaken o ophy (H. Hill), Murphy. Society; The Church and Science at CaiToll. I study English Litera­ put to shame others who couldn't Economics (Windle) Cath. Truth Society; Dan­ ture every day in the Carnegie West find the time· he has for extra-cuiTi­ i his motto. Invented a revolution- the eyes with the exams just rolling ary style in boxing outfits. Another around." Plans to be a politician Consumers and Wage Earners gers of Spiriti m, (Raupert) Her­ Library." At the pres nt time be culas activities. He managed the (Ross), Herder; Encyclicals of Leo der; The Freedom of Science (Do­ is studying law. "At the advice of Senior Class team this year, plays doctor, call the hearse! or a friend to humanity, we think E dmund C. Sutter it's the latter. XIII, Herder; An Essay on Medieval nat) Wagner; An Introduction to Father Odenbach, I have begun the on the indoor outfit, and holds down Economic Teaching (O'Brien); An Philosophy (Ryan) Macmillan; In­ study of the new 'Ido' language, a position as class officer. Bill wants 'THE MAN WITH THE IRON Jerome J. Vyhnal MlASK." Features classic in 0 UR VALE TI 0. The love- Introduction to Economics (O'Hara), troductory Philosophy (Dubray) which interests me very much." to study law; we know he'll make Macmillan; A Living Wage (Ryan), Longmans; Manual of eo-Scholas­ The following are the languages the grade. their immobility. Caught him lorn look in his eyes ought to smilling once and found he'd been register heavy with the devo- Macmillan; Political Economy tic Philosophy (Baschap), Herder; A in which Professor Avigdor can con­ George A. Spernoga reading about the volcanic eruptions of the ilver screen. Has a (Burke), American Book Co.; Politi­ Manual of Scholastic Philosophy verse fluently: English, French, He­ in Hawaii; nice pleasant fellow. Fell tudying, constantly in- cal Economy (Devas), Longman ; (Mercier) Herder; Modern Spirit­ brew, Arabian, Persian, Turkish, As- ' SPERNEY" ~oak the "short" out half asleep on a terrupted by phone Private Ownership (Kelliher), Gill i m, (Raupert) Herder; Christian yrian, Greek, Italian, Spanish and of the position between second Monism (Wassmann) Herder; Of train one day, and calls but believes in & Sons, Dublin. German. and third; he just stops 'em, Sociology God and His Creatures (Rickaby) He believes that the English lan­ heard someone tell duty before pleas­ anywhere within a half-mile of the The Catholic Chuxch and Labor Baker; The Philosophy of St. Thom­ guage is the hardest to learn. He someone what an orthodox position. Playing the dash­ ure and sturdily r e­ (Varii); Catholic Ideals in Social as (Gi lson); The Revival of Scholas­ says, "While the rules of syntax are awful lin-e he had. ing role of "Rollo Who Rescues" at sists all siren calls Life (Cuthbert), Benziger; Chapters tic Philosophy (Penier) Columbia comparatively easy, the pronuncia­ the class outing he vied for honors Ed dashed madly which would take in Social History (Spalding); The U. Press; St. Thomas: Papers read tion i 'tres difficile'. ' with "Stinky Davis" whose stellar from his seat to the ' .. him from the books. Christian Family (Fletcher); Chris­ at Manchester University 1925, Her­ Prof. Avigdon is a lover of athle­ pitching alone kept "Rollo's" outfit door and leaped off, · ~· · ·"'·.~·!ll.. ;> ·~ ~~- ·~. : . One of the few men tian Social Reform (Ketteler); The der; Scholastic Philosophy ( Shallo); tics, he especially likes the game of .. -·· .: - ._. from coming in miles ahead. An out­ thought he was go­ who has credits to Church and Eugenics (Gerrard); Spiritism, Facts and Frauds, (Black­ . . ' ~~--- ;~ ' football, although he belie.,:~;; that it and-out city boy, he loses his sense· ing by Crestline give away, and big- The Church and Labor (Ryan and more) Benziger; Spiritism (Her­ is rather dangerous. "I think Car­ of direction in the country. He ar­ and wanted to get hearted enough to Husslein) ; The Church and the edia); Summa Contra Gentiles: Eng­ roll's athletes are the best. fJorts in rived almost too late to pull the res­ home to dinner. Statistical bureau is do it; the rather hide-bound system Worker (Crawford) ; Democratic In­ lish Translation of t. Thomas; leveland." cue act at the outing because he short the record of his intentions but which would not tolerate such a dustry (Husslein), Kennedy; Dis­ Summa Theologica, English Transla­ "What I like most at Carroll," be found himself within two miles of he'd make a good salesman. Flowery move alone prevents him from help­ tributive Justice (Ryan); First o­ tion, Benziger; Tolerance (Ver­ said in conclusion, "is the kindness Sandusky before· learning the gener­ language, rhythmatic flow, great ing along one or the other who need tions of Social Service (Mrs. Gibbs), meersch) Washbourne; The Key to of the J esuit Fathers and the sin- al location of Vermillion and Johnny verbosity, everything that goes to a little helping along. Has been Herdt-r; Fort ifying the Layman the Study of St. Thomas (Olgiati). cerity of the students." Page 8ix THE CARROLL NEWS inner tubes together and enclose all in a silk bag made of old silk stock­ ings (shaped like a Blimp) filling it SHAW'S T he Commonsqueal J with a lot of that helium gas (hot ::~~,m ..~~~~~~~.n ~~~~ f air) they pass out at school and start Headquarters for Editorial and Business Offices, W. 30th and Carroll Ave., If t here's anything I would like to first time I sprang the one about a cold storage plant for ladies' furs SNAPPY Cleveland, Ohio. do better than getting a furlough pulling the horses tail over the eat's at the pole. Over the week ends MEN'S WATCHES out of Hades to permit my astral guts at an orchestra banquet; but I Subscriptions-$1.00 per year. they could tak--e excursions of Hot body to attend my own wake (in or­ quickly remembered that since then parties up for eskimo pies. (Next 410 Superior Ave. STAFF der to hear all the funny stories) it I was never invited to an orchestra time Ed Kelly, '28, should try bum­ At Editor-in-Chief______William J. Fornes, '27 is taking final exams,-they're my banquet. But about this time they ming his way to the Pole. ) Associate Editor ______Charles J. Mulcahy, '27 OLD ARCADE hobby ... that along with repeat­ started passing out home made cake, .. • ews Editor ______Robert Phillips, '27 ing the same courses over and over ice cream and fudge. However I * Asst. News Editor ______Edward F. Maher, '29 again, and I suppose it is the same enjoyed myself watching the expres­ We admit that throughout the year Asst .• ·ews Editor ______James Walsh, '28 with you. However don't let exams sion on their faces and wondering the Commonsqueal was an awful Feature Editor______L. Ray Madigan, '27 worry you, its only three weeks how many of them were trying to load of country sausage with cereal Literary Editor------Wilfred J. Eberhart, '27 more until summer school opens pretend to know what it was all added, but anyway you've got to ad­ Asst. Literary Editor ______Wilfrid Gill, '28 (won't that be loads of fun). about like my elf. mit that it gave the editor s a won­ Alumni E.:litor ______Cyril J. Reuss, '28 Whether or not I slip through the * * • derful opportunity to show their au­ Sports Editor ______L. Clayton Welsh, '27 exams, when I make my first million Warning has just been given out thority by making us write a bunch As t. Sports Editor ______Jack Mulcahy, '29 creating designs for marble loaf recently to students of Hebrew to be of stuff and then putting in ads in Business Manager______Vincent Glass, '28 cake and crazy quilts, I interid to careful with their text books and not place of it. But everything happens Advertising Manager. ______John Leahy, '27 give at least 2-3 of it to further the to leave them open and exposed to for the best, lots of times by putting Asst. Advertising Manager..---~------Jos. Crowley, '26 interests of Carroll. But in order to flies during the summer time for one of their characteristic heads on Asst. Advertising Manager______Douglas Maclvor, '28 keep Ora and Labora under a good often instances like this change the top of our articles, they could pawn Asst. Advertising Manager______Charles Foster, '28 roof before I make my first million, context of many Hebrew passages, them off on any page, instead of cut­ Asst. Advertising Manager ______Patrick Cooney, '29 Keith McCullough has offered a mon­ as the Hebrews have no vowels in ting too much uninteresting news out Circulation Manager______John Sheehan, '28 e y making suggestion to keep the their language but put a dot under of other college papers t o fill up our Asst. Circulation Manager______Colman Hynes, '28 college percolating. He suggests their characters to make up for this student publication. Hoping that at 1 Asst. Circulation Manager______Ralph Seidler, '28 that the backside of those little white difficulty. However, "as specks" a least h of 1% of this apple sausage few flies on a Hebrew paragraph gets into print and that you will St. Ignatius High slips of paper they pass out at enjoy this column and that we may News Editor ______------______Phil Marquard Dean's Lecture and Sermons (on would change the text more or less. Asst. News Editor______Annand Schwind which the tudes write their names * • • all be fortunate enough to fl unk t he Sports Editor______William Hussey and drop in the box so as to report In order to keep pace with the rest same subjects (so we can be to­ Asst. Sports Editor______Raymond Mooney their presence), be leased out as ad- of the Carroll News which has pub- gether at summer school) and trust- Staff Artist______------William Dolwick I vertising space to some big national lished a list of noteworthy books ing that you will forgive our poor advertiser . I would suugest as an which you can take with you and "Literary" attempts which have Thursday, June 3, 1926 advertisement on these "slips," pic- read on your vacation we have been surely spoiled the masterpieces of tures of birds like you get in Cow strenuously trying to compile a list premier 'Jiterateurs which have ap­ Brand Baking Soda boxes; this would of suitable reference books on Cows­ peared in our scholarly sheet, we r e­ To the Graduates not only make a nice piece of money mology (the science of Boloney in its main, sincerely yours, the Little HE last man has stepped to the front of the platform to for J. C. U. but would also encour- supra ensible aspect as preskinded Grunt: COMMONSQUEAL. T receive his heepskin; the final syllable of the closing age strict attendance as students from individuation). Of course its would be anxious to attend each ses- only a partial list a sp~ce is ter- r·------­ address has died in whispering echoes against the farthest cor- ion in order to have a complete set ri bly limited on account of publish- ner of the hall; the momentary hush that follows gives place of bird pictures for their memory ing the pictures which were submit- Randolph 4629 John Potokar, Prop. to a thunderous burst of applause-and the audience surges book. ted in the Good Looking Man's con- toward the exit . Another graduation has passed into his- * * * test. However, here's a few: The Fleabeast (hot dog)-Scabin- E~gle tory. The other d&y I had the pleasure t eenee. (Fenzikers Bros., Publish- Double Bottling Co. What comes after that? For some there comes a period of accompanying some French stu- ers. ) in which the memory of their college days grows dimmer and dents of J. C. U. to a French Pro- Elastic Age (Hi torical outline of We manufacture all kinds of Soft Drinks dimmer until it finally fades from their minds. The cares of gramme at Lakewood High School. suspenders in the war of 1812-Von the world engage their attention and swallow up all recollection I wa very much surprised to think Excelsiorsky. (Bon Ami Press). and Serve Nothing but the Best they could say o much in a few Chaise Lounge Philosophy-Dumb the institution that started them off on the high road of Of minutes that I coudln't fathom. How- Scotus. (Flunk and Wangtails). 6517 St. Clair Avenue Cleveland, Ohio life, armed and girded for the fray. For others there comes ever when they laughed I laughed Saved by a Belle-Upulla Fastone; merely a sense of altered relations between themselves and too, and when they looked serious I al o the "Liverwurst Fill Osofical their Alma Mater. The interest that spurred them on during wrinkled my forehead, lifted one eye- series"-McFadden Publication. J. W. BAKER ICE CREAM CO. the four years of their sojourn within the college walls is no brow and gave them the old J. C. U. * • • gaze of 'deepthought" attitude. I Since the Scropions started wear- REAL HOME MADE ICE CREAM AND ICES whit dulled by separation from the scene of their studies. It guess they thought I mu t have 1'ng monocles you'd swear to good- And Individual Moulds For All Occasions simply assumes another a pect, and in many regards a more written a couple of French Books. ness you were at Ellis Island with a W e Deliver Two Quarts or More beneficial aspect, as far as the college is concerned. Somebody said something to me: bunch of refuge "crown princes". Lakewood 5563 12003 Detroit Ave. The loyal alumnus is one of the strongest factors in the "comment allez vous ?" which sound- Most any one of them you'd take for I '-'------.J ed like "wotin H-lls the-matter-with- P · 01 f f S 't b development of a school. He is in a better position to aid his r mce a o PI zen ure, over you"? A fellow next to me told m e here studying the tin-foil-wrapped Alma Mater than is the student whose dilligence wins for her to tell them : "I don't look so good cheese industry. 'Stoo bad they only THE scholastic recognition or whose speed and brawn carries her since I had my tonsils out" and said see half of what's going on around color across the goal line to athletic prominence. Carroll has "tre bien" so I parrot like gulped them, for by the time they screw uTgent need of such assistance as only the alumni can lend that out. After a while some· one and twist their one eye shut in or der Arata Company It is imparative that that alumni find its ranks swelled by each had to sneeze, I guess and said to hold the monocle in place a fly I: Fine Candies, Chocolates, Cigars, "meri, s'il vous plait" ?-"play" I lands on the monocle, taking it to be graduation with fresh battalions of workers whose hearts are caught the emphasis on the last word a green house, and thus obstructs the Tobaccos and the Best Home­ still with the institution that gave them their degrees. and seeing a piano in the corner view. Anyway it's a good money It is our earnest hope that t he class of Twenty-Six will expected they wanted me to miander making scheme for the monocle-mak­ Made Ice Cream in the City send a full quota of its men to the battle-front where Carroll a tune off on the piano. But real- ers (but not quiet as good as selling izing that it was quite a while since h ts t th K K K) 8508 Broadway Cleveland, Ohio aduates of former years are fighting to place the name of s ee 0 e · · · · gr I rendered any chips from Chopin • * • I:...... their Alma Mater atop the highest peak of collegiate eminence or steered a pair of Handel bars I And now that the "Norge" has ·:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:.. \Vith this parting word, and a heartfelt hope that success decided I'd tell them about the only made a successful flight across t h e t t in the fullest measure may greet the men of Twenty-Six in wind in trument I ever played was bald spot on the world's cranium why year to come, we bid the Senior a fond farewell. an electric fan, but I figured they don't some energetic J. C. U. boys had all read that joke long ago in who wish to keep cool during t he ~i~.s. The H. Leopold Furniture Co. ii~•• "Judge"; so then I thought of the Summer vacation sew a bunch of old A A fy Reverie .:. Lorain A venue, comer Fulton Road · • ••+ +y HE third year of John Carroll University's existence is at A y Arnold Wilhelm Elmer Wilhelm y T an end. Vacation will soon be upon us and each student ;~i; FURNITURE, CARPETS, DRAPERIES ::: can look back over 1925 and 1926 and feel that something has i ± been accomplished at Carroll and that he has, in one way or ·'· AND VICTROLAS .:. + t another, been instrumental in the progress. West Side Printing House ¥ ; Last September, the largest Freshman class which evei ·:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:. .: :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-;.:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:· 2329-33 Abbey Avenue .. attended our in titution, was enrolled at Carroll. A few short I weeks pa sed and the newcomers caught the spirit of college PRINTING AND OFFICE SUPPLIES I 5 life and became an important factor in every undertaking of ~~ Lincoln 48 Lincoln 2691 II For Gifts that are JJ the student body. Then came the football season with its rainy ·weather and muddy gridirons. In spite of many obstacles, the ';;,;;;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;:;;;;;~~~~~~~~~~-;;;) Practical & Lasting Blue Streak ably represented Carroll against many teams of .------See national repute and advanced Cleveland one more step in FLOWERS FOR EVERYBODY Athletic Fame. CHRIS. B. WI LHELMY SOMMER'S With the snow flunies came a little more serious study THE FLORIST Large Variety of on the part of the students and a fuller realization of what 3602-10 W. 25th Street Lincoln 260 No Branch Stores Fine Umbrellas, Watches, Clocks, Rings, really could be obtained from a college education. The basket- Jewelry, Silverware of All Kinds, Leather ball team was formed and did it work well; the Carroll Union ...... , •.., ...... ,..,..~~~ ...... , ... .. Bags and Purses, Gent's Military Sets. Ladies' Manicure and Dresser Sets ;~;ht~;::::t~:::::~n ;::"2:!;:is~~::~;::~t:~lci~~:~:i r-J~-p~ .. ii(;·~~~·······i At Special Discount Prices During Our to be graduated from Carroll. + GROCER •i 64th Anniversary Sale And so we might continue to enumerate scholastic, social + Buy now and save money and athletic achievements of the year, proving conclusively Wholesale--Retail ~ that things are being accompli hed at Carroll. We have an I SOMMER'S active and an intere ted student body, perhaps a bit glad that Telephone Service Umbrellas, Jewelry and Leather Store classes are almost over and anxious for a respite, nevertheless + Lincoln 3780 2805 Detroit Ave. Central 5458i 1764 West 25th Street one that will be waiting for the doors to open next September, ; . i Between Franklin and Bridge eager to begin another year of college life.-W. J. F. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• THE C ARR O L L N EWS Page Seven Fence Kickers Lose FRESHIES DOWN [ ~ SHEEHAN LEADS lli'rE life GEIGER TEAM TO 6-4 WIN STORFS to Scorpions, 1 0 to 5 THffiD YEAR MEN l1 llobe.rr:kJshery Sporting ~ods Two R u n Lead in First Volle y of Hits in Eig hth Frame Downs H o p es of Brown Derby J uniEors TakdeLoThingS J t..sPo~:..::_~K~T~~~~~~~~ O u tfit as Quintet of Mon ocle Wearers S p ikes P late asy an s e OW is t he ti me when the t houghts I nni ng Help Sophs Scorpions--IO Kickers--5 7-6 of Car roll men t urn to t he Ice to Down Fro h By Clayton Wei h AB R H AB R H Out' Hou e, the Gas Station or t he Swim- Stenger.c___ 5 I I G.Murphy.c_ 3 I 0 I i p 1 t t h · f t h The Little Scorpions staged a Kearns. 2__ _ 2 1 o C. Murphy,p_ 3 1 o The Juniors took thing took easy m ng 00 • 0 ay no mg 0 e In the econd game between the . t h . ht . . f Spernoga,ss_ 3 2 0 Ross,ss_____ 4 1 2 broad deck of a liner bound for fi rece ra 11 Y m e eig Inmng o Stokes.3 _____ 3 o o Anthony,L _ 4 1I 1 last Friday and all owed the Fresh- two cia e , t he Sophomore defeat­ their battle with the F ence K ickers, M'Donnell .rs 4 1 I Pa ril la.2 ____ 4 1 wherever it is liners a re u uall y ed the Freshmen by a six to four Hnlloran.p __ 4 I 3 Burens,3___ 4 o 1 men to win f r om t hem in the tenth bound for ; we can't r ecall just at and when t he smoke cleared away Ga nno n,cL_ 4 2 2 Berger,lL ___ 4 0 1 count. Sheehan increased his pitch­ HIGH GRADE PASTRIES O'B rien,L __ 3 I I J .Murphy,c! A o o inning by t he score 7-6. In the early thi moment, but it's probably some­ were on top of the heap with a 10-5 Avellone.IL_ 4 I 2 Hunt,rL____ 1 0 0 ing average and incidentaiJy length­ 2836-42 Lorain Ave. Mulcahy,rf__ 1 0 0 Gaul,rs_____ 3 0 0 innings t he t hird year men pounded where. advantage. Sheehnn,rL_ 3 0 0 Stewnrt,rL_ 3 0 0 ened his tay at the head of the 150-6 The Arcade the offe rings of Gaul all over the SIN E OUR LAST ISSUE IT pitching staff by allowing the Year- The game was pla yed in the in­ Totals ___ 36 IO IO Totals___ 36 6 7 I Euclid-105th Mkt. Arcade terest of the Carroll Bazaar, and fi eld but poor base r unning held HAS COME TO OUR ATTE TIO ling only four runs. Euclid-46th Mkt. Arcade scored ahead of Gannon, but was down the sco ring a nd they were con­ the losing team paid for the honor THAT A CARROLL SOPHOMORE The So phs got off to an early LAKEWOOD BRANCH t ent wit h a f our tally lead. of being defeated by buying book s called out for failure t o touch sec- 0 CE TRIED TO SWIM THE start when the first two batters got 14809 Detroit Ave. of cha nces on the Buick Sedan. An­ ond base. Slowly but surely, the Freshies cut WADE pARK POND A D wAS on base and then scored on a Fresh­ down this advantage until in t he other money ma king scheme re­ Fence Kickers Stage Rally FORCED TO GIVE UP WHE man's error. But error were not sixth they were trailing by one run. 0 1 LY TWO HUNDRED A D so few so there is nothing mysieri; quired that each strike-out victim The F ence Kicker s came back in pay twenty-five cents to a utograph The n t he Juniors scored once again TWENTY YARDS FROM HIS ous about that. t he t hird inning a nd scored four t he book of t he pitcher whose slants on hits by Burens and C. Murphy. GOAL. CAN YOU I MAG I NE When the Freshmen started their caused hjm to breeze. H allora n, r uns when t hey mixed three hit s In this inning, a sepctacular catch THAT? own fireworks in the next inning I pitching for the Scorpions, got r id with a couple of Scorpion errors. by Maloney, the Fre hie left fie lder the dust began to fly and for a time Qualityl robbed H alloran of a possigle home of two dollars and fifty cents worth Red Murphy reached first on a f um­ Indoor Season Ends the game was well seasoned with run a n dthe Juniors of four r uns the stuff that made Baseball the I by t his arrangement. H is t eam, on ble a nd scored when Ross rapped as t he bases were loaded at the time. as Sophs Take Crown great American sport; in fact it Shortentng, a ource of the other hand, proved themselves h. d f bl t th t . 1 IS secon sa e ow o e ou - I n the eig ht h ession, Buczk, of the was a Freshman who made a dou­ energy and heat; sugar a t hrifty bunch, and not one stn k e-~ . W eather Prevents Completion and salt for flavor; yea t out was credited to the Fence Kick - fi~ l d. Another err or gave hfe . to yearling team, Jed off with a single. ble play unassisted, the only one of I of T h ree Round Sch edule to make it light and mor~ ing tw·irler. G1! Anthony who advanced to third Esch fl ied out, but Stewa1t, playing the season. Juniors Are Runne r s -up nutritriou -only the best Scorpions Hit Homers j base as Ross crossed the plate on for the F reshies because there were Gaul, hurling for the first year . . . . Parilla's single to right. BUI·ens not enoug h real first year men on The Sophomore lass fini shed first outfit, permitted only eight hi of the e enter- . ~ oth teams scored m the lmtial batted both r unners in with a long hand, hit safely advancing Buczk to in the indoor champion hip race, while his gang amassed ten. mnm g . Gene M ~ rphy, lead-off man drive to left. t hird. Ross, another borrowed play- winning four of the five games that Sophs- 6 Frosh-4 for t he Fence K ickers, walked and . . er lugged a long hit to left field they played. After dr·opping the first AB R H AB R H LAUE'S . . f In the siXt h session McDonnell's 1 ' ' scored as M1ke Ross smgled to le t. d bl tall ying both runner and tying the game, they played practically air- ~~~~~~~~ ==- l i ~ ~~~';,:;~{~ ~~-:_-_ : ~ ~ Hall oran showed a tendency to be I ou eb counted hKearns a nd S per- ~ score. tight ball behind the fin e hurling of- Avellone.cL _ 3 I 0 Storey,L ___ _ 3 o 0 . . noga, oth of w om were on base Shm>rack,L _ 4 1 2 Gaul.p ______4 0 I Wild a nd was m the hole on every b . f f Both teams went out in one two Quality . . . . . y virtue o ree passes. ' ' fered by Sheehan, their star twirler, Berger.3 ____ o o o Walsh.cf ___ 4 1 11 batter In t h1s mmng. G1 l Stenger three or der in the ninth. I n the first d th · · h d Fnedcl.rs___ 3 0 I Anth ony,ss_ .j 2 a an won e remammg game an - IStewart ,IL-- 4 o o Ball.rs_____ 4 o I I banged the first ball pitched to him Then Ca me the ~ir e w o rk.s extra inning Fergu cro sed t he ily. 1 Stenl>:cr.c___ 4 0 0 Esch.c______4 o 1 . Bread . Sheehnn.p ___ 4 1 2 r.ehrinl(.2 ____ 2 0 0 I to deep center for a home run. Then came t he .notous eighth. pla te for t he Juniors. In the Freshie Th e J umors finished next in order, Hun t,rL___ 4 0 2 Mule>thy,2 ___ 2 o 1 T ommy .Gannon duplicated this Kearns started off with a hlt to the half of this period, Buczk walked and 2 0 0 taking three out of four games Blake.rL___ j Here is a delicious food trick in t he second and placed the pitcher but was forced out at sec- Esch advanced him with a hit. Stew­ played. The Fre hmen played five Totals____ 37 6 B Totals___ _3 ; 4 10 · which both nourishes and Little Scor pions in t he lead. Hal- ond by Spernoga who advanced a art t ied the score again with a sac­ and won two, while the graduating Some of our port writers are please the taste, but costs loran wa on first at the time and ba e when the try for a double play r ifice fl y. Then Archie Lewis busted cia took but one out of five. practically out of commission as a les than other foods. went wild. Stokes sacrificed him to up t he game with a hit against the Team. W. L. Pet. result of the recent Bazaar. They third w hence he stole home, tying wall in center field scoring E ch with Sophomores ...... 4 1 .800 the score at 5-5. An error put the winning run. couldn't write intelligibly to begin Junio1· ...... 3 2 .600 with and now they can't even talk Tri-Ohio McDonnell on base a nd a hlt by Eleven hits were checked up Freshmen ...... 2 3 .400 legibly. Halloran scored him with t he win- against Halloran, t he J unior twirleq eniors ...... 1 4 .200 ning run. Gannon t hen doubled to twelve against Gaul of the Fresh­ Rye center scoring Halloran and he him- men, a nd three against Archie Lew­ THEATRICAL A ND MAS Q U ERADE C O S T UME S self tallied a moment later on is. . For sa_le. ren t and made to order . W e car ry a co mplete li ne o£ Grease French O'Brien's two-base blow. Avellone Pamts, \V1gs, Bear ds, Masks, Make u p Matcrrat , Tuxedos. D r ess S u its, CoJl ege Cap s a n d Gown s. Fresh m e n-7 Junior&-6 brought O'Brien home with a triple AB R H AB R H PRI VATE THEATRICALS A SPECIALTY and scored on a crash by Sheehan . Maloney, If _ 3 0 0 Parilla. 2 __ 4 0 0 Stokes. 8 __ 4 0 0 Halloran. P- 5 2 2 THE 1\:RAUSE COST ME COMPANY Stenger fin ished the inning by 4 0 1 5 t 3 DAVID 1\f. YOST. PRES.-l\1G R. The Jacob Laub McCaffery, r! G. Mu rvhY. c 1025 C h est er Avenue Phone, Cherry 3952 grounding- out to third base. Gaul. p ____ 4 0 0 McDonnell. 1 3 1 2 Sto rey, I __ 4 2 2 Anthony, ss 5 0 I The F ence n: ici

~ 0 since 1879 ?age Eight THE CARROLL NEWS LETTERMEN SET Ignatius Prom II ]IRev. J. McFadden IDGH DOES WELL Efficiency Record 8 FUTURE STYLES Th• ~:~:~i:~,~~ .:,:c~,: QHI SPOTLIGHT' Grad::;~ d::::~s~e::o:: IN FOUR SPORTS Th•M:~:::~~h~r i:nn~:~: held at the Midday Club and like He1d June l at B. of L. E. J., General Prefect of tudies for Standard Monograms previous affairs of the kind, was an Auditorium Wins City Grid Crown; the Missouri province of the Society Fixed For All unqualified success. A large num- Graduation exercises for the six- Shines on Track, of Jc u , recently paid his annual Sports ber of students and their friends ty-two Seniors of St. Ignatius High Diamond vis it of inspection to t. Ignatius. were in attendance. The music, chool will be held on Thursday eve- His report of condition wa not un- At a meeting of all the Letter- which was furnished by George Duf- ning June 17, at the B. of L. E. By Ray Mooney expected. He declared, in brief, that men of St. Ignatius High la t week, fy's Coral Gables Orchestra, had audi torium. The Very Reverend St. Ignatius High School St. Ignatiu , being the average type James A. McFadden, chancellor of , . f l of high school, co uld be expected to it was decided by unanimous vote to 'enough of a lilt to add the proper the DJ'oces~ of Cleveland, "'. de- enJoyed a very ucces u year ~ • 111 produce results in kind. He wa at- draw up a Constitution which would zest to the dancing. A special fea- liver the addres . during 1925-26 in its Athletics, isfied, howe er, that the chool was designate the various types of mo- ture were the programs which were This is one of the largest classes each of its football, ba ketball maintaining its record !.or efficiency nograms to be awarded to men win- embellished by the reproduction of ever to be "'raduated at St. Igna- track, and ba eball teams in scholarship.

nmg. the1r . Ie tt ers m. d'ff1 eren t spor t s. t h e f eatures o f an I gnatws. man w1t. h ius and the event will mark the brl'ngl'ng glor·y to l'ts Alma 'J.ra passing from Ig natian activities of Since football is the major sport, it an "I" emblazoned upon his manly h a large number of students who ave ter. The pa t year, in fact Escutcheon Appears was decided that the Football Mono- and expansive chest. 1 brought credit and renown to their proved to be t he most success- on Hi School Campus gram is to be larger in size, placed The expenses of the dance, aggre- 1 Alma Mater. The class of '26 is ful one in many years. 300 in the center of a heavy "V" neck gating about $ were fully met by I justly proud of its achievements in Tornado ' ins Championship The t hird volume of the E cutch- blue slip-over. The Basketball and the door receipts. the classroom and on the athletic The 1925 football team was the eon made its appearance on May 26, field . Its graduat ion will mean that under the proprietor hip of the cia s Track monograms are to be smaller The football men met t he greatest greatest eleven t hat ever 1-epre­ another page has been added to the of '26. The book exceed the fond­ in size, and on lighter coat-style opposition of their career last week sented the Blue and Gold on the glowinO' annals of St. Ignatius High c t expectations of the editors. It sweaters. The meeting was spon­ when they were overwhelmed by an William Dolwick School. gridiron. ot only did the Vince­ i not only an arti tic but al o a fin­ sored by Mr. Stephen Krieger, S.J., army of admirer , who sought their F or the past two years it has men win t he City Catholic Cham­ ancial succe . About $1,600 in ads and Coach Carney. In future years, signatures in their E cutcheons. been our pleasure to examine occa- terruption ever since. pionship by trouncing both Cathe­ wa ubscribed. It is estimated that the monogram will be a plain Gold The r enowned Lenny Brickman was sonally the t riumphs of Bill Dol- Drawing f unny cartoons is not the dral Latin and Holy arne High, about 300 will be cleared. "!"; the "H" will be omitted. kept so busy putting his "John wick's pen and pencil, and now we only thing that Bill does. He is a but they were awarded the Harvard This is something of a triumph The following men were awarded Hancock" in Annuals, t hat he came beg the r eader to consider the clas- member of the Southwell and Car­ Cl ub Trophy as the Champion team when one consider s the g~-eat amount their letter for track this season at to class the next day with his arm sic features of the man himself . We roll literary societies, also of t he of Greater Cleveland, "for t heir of financial backing requir d to the meeting: Captain Reidy, Koch, in a sling. have with u , therefore, (as the Camera Club, and is an activ-e mem­ scores, sportsman hip, and high bring out t he present issue. Great Hippler, Schman, Schwind, Kilbane, * • * radio announcer says) Mr. William be r of the Sodality. Bill, as every tanding of eligibilty." The Golden praise i due the editors and al o Winkle, Jackson, Feighan, Mulligan, AI Rornanin was a second Dazzy Dolwick, staff artist of the Carroll one' knows, was chairman of the Tornado suffered but one defeat, and Mr. Lochbiler, S.J., and Mr. Healy, Bush, and Manager Barkowski. Al­ Vance in the Ignatius-Lincoln game. ews. Senior Prom held at the Midday that by the heavy Warren, 0., out­ .J., who acted as advi ors . though it was only the third year The modest pitcher turned the Lin­ When Bill ent red St. Ignatius he Club on May 22. fit at Warren, early in the season. for Ignatians in the field of Track, colnites back with but two hits, and had no idea of what t he future bad ext year he will enter either Although outweighed by every op­ the Saints acquitted themselves very no runs. The first twelve men to Regnatz Scene of in store for him. First of all, he Notre Dame University or the posing team, and handicapped by well, as was shown by their great face the stalwart linger failed to joined the orche tra and has contin- Cleveland School of Art. His arnbi­ wet fi elds in all but two games, the showing in the two Lakewood meets .. reach fir t ba e. Players' Banquet ued as a faithful member ever since; tion is to become a commercial ar­ fighting Saints had but little trouble then he decided to t ry his hand at t ist, but fate seems to have ch osen in winning t he re maining games on Members of the ca t of " harlie's tennis and forthwith became cap- 1 him f or a lumber-jack. He is gain­ the chedule. The climax of the Aunt" and the member of the or - tain of t he team for two year . '! ing valuable experience along this g-lorious campaign was the severe ehestra which furnished the mu ic Co-Operation- Ignatius decided to publish an an- line by slinging trunks during the trouncing Coach Vince's team hand­ for the play were entertained at a ed Cathedral Latin, a 27 to 6 win dinner and general jollification at Given efficiently, based upon modern methods, rendered with nual he was chosen art e ditor and 1 summer months at his father's hotel over the Eastsiders. Regnatz's on last Tuesday. a desire to serve well-has built this bank and can help you. has held t hat position without in- in Canada. Carneymen Fare Well Thirty tudents were in attend­ THE During the ensuing four months, ance. A luncheon wa erved, after t. Ignatius wa represented on the which talks were given and I gnatius basketball floor by Coach Carney's ongs were sung. A number of UNITED BANK well-formed team. Notwithstanding nurse from t. Alexis' Hospital Announcing were hold ing a reunion at Regnatz' West 25th and Lorain A venue the fact that the Saints failed to cop II any Championship honors, the team at the arne time and within a short displayed championship form during time the two group decided t o com­ • • the course of the year. The Blue bine their re ource of conviviality. ·······~·································· ··· ······ ! John Carroll Day and Gold recorded nine victories and Several member of the cast pre­ if···············································lj seven setbacks for the eason. sented a number of short cenc The Carneymen failed to hit their from the play to the intense pleas­ ~ .§t. 3JnnrpQ 1\rallrmy ~~ Monday June 14th stride until the latter part of the ure and appreciation of t he nurses. campaign, but displayed extraordi­ The evening wa pronounced a per ­ All-Day Cruise On nary ability by subduing Holy fect one by all those in attendance. arne, t he Sioux Indians, and St. : Day Pupils ~~ STEAMER " GOODTIME " Vincents of Akron. The High chool Staff of the and Day • Track Team Exceptional CARROLL EWS takes tlu oppor- The finest day outing steamer on the Great Lakes The track season proved to be tunity to wish all the members of Boarders Pupils I: short and sweet, abruptly brought the Graduating Class of 1926, the to a close by Latin's cancelling its best success in life. Good-bye, and Enjoy this delightful all day cruise on meet with the Saints. The inexperi- Good-luck! Two large dance floors. Spacious decks. enced Ignatians lost their first ------­ 3430 Rocky River 14205 Detroit Ave. Commodious cabins Sumptuous day parlors meet, falling before' the fast West Team Lo es One Game ~~ Luxuriously furnished r est rooms for ladies. Tech sprinters. The Blue and Gold The Saint Ignatius Independent Drive I Lakewood t made a very favorable impression at Baseball ine proved to be one of Magnificent dining salon. Modern lunch counter. the Lakewood Relays, and orth­ the best teams in the city. Ignatius . i: Convenient refreshment stands . ea tern Ohio meets, placing at least lost but one game-the first in two ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• second in every event entered. 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