God’s Happy Thought Heaven’s Handyman Table of Contents 1. Rick Joyner ………………………………………p Free the beat 2. Charles Ndifon ………………………………..p Presence 3. Michael Zeitler ………………………………..p Foreign language 4. Barbara Yoder …………………………………p There comes a place 5. Sandra Kennedy ………………………………p Mouth command 6. Cherie Calbom ………………………………..p Teach them 7. Barbie Breathit ……………………………….p Only believe 8. Rodney Howard Browne …………………p Heal mom at home 9. Randy Clark …………………………………….p Hot pan healing 10. Sandra Teplinsky …………………………….p Life force 11. Mel Bond ……………………………………….p Release the anointing 12. Mary Baxter ………………………………..…p 30 Nights 13. Bruce Marchiano ……………………………p Punch line 14. Larry Randolph ……………………………...p Like a haze 15. Paul Keith Davis ……………………………..p Militant people 16. Steve Thompson …………………………...p Hot lines 17. Mahesh and Bonnie Chavda ………....p Ruling class 18. Patricia King …………………………………..p Sacred time 19. Aliss Cresswell ……………………………....p Free miracles 20. Kathie Walters ……………………………….p Three people 21. Joan Hunter …………………………………...p Witty inventions 22. John Bevere …………………………………..p Please don’t stop! 23. Jim Stanley …………………………………….p Will you come out? 24. Bill Morford ……………………………………p Defined eye 25. David Jones …………………………………….p Trembling and shaking 26. Gary Whetstone …………………………….p Effectiveness 27. Mike Shreve …………………………………..p To the Lord 28. Tommy Welchel …………………………….p Box 29. Norvel Hayes …………………………………p Could have got healed 30. L.A. Marzulli ………………………………….p Fallen 31. Don Gossett ………………………………….p Speak the authority 32. David Herzog ………………………………..p For My glory 33. Craig Hill ……………………………………....p Blessing Principle 34. Tom Horn and Cris Putnam …………..p Part pope 35. Marilyn Hickey ………………………………p Go 36. John Benefiel ………………………………..p Transfer to the church 37. John McTernan ……………………………..p For Israel 38. Faisal Malick & Khalida Wukawitz …p Into the light 39. Walid Shoebat ……………………………….p Jihad to Jesus 40. Rebecca Greenwood ………………..…..p She looked up 41. Bill Ligon ……………………………………....p Break the curse 42. Mark Virkler ……………………………………p God in a dream 43. Matt Sorger …………………………………..p Deep roots 44. Chuck Pierce ………………………………….p Relate to Israel 45. Leif Hetland ………………………………....p Dream loan 46. Renny McLean ……………………………….p Work your faith 47. Peter Horrobin ……………………………….p Jesus in a genocide 48. Charles Vance ………………………………..p Wealth transfer 49. John Paul Jackson ………………………….p Invading places 50. Dutch Sheets ………………………………….p Violent love 51. Peggy Joyce Ruth …………………………..p Psalms 91 science 52. Caroline Leaf, Ph.D ………………………..p Brain beauty 53. Dean Braxton ………………….…….……….p Biggest family reunion 54. John Fenn ………………………….…………..p Heaven trained 55. Robert Heidler …………………….…………p Church sweep 56. Brian Lake …………………………….……….p Floor things 57. Bobby Conner …………………………….…p Think function 58. Becky Fischer ………………………….…….p For those 59. Brigitte Gabriel ……………………….…….p Protection point 60. Jim Rutz …………………………….………….p Hear this 61. Tommy Tenney ………………….…………p How to enter As Jim Rutz told Sid Roth, we’re not “backsliding.” The day I left the Revelation 3:16 church, I started hearing from God. Our intimacy and level of trust have grown to the point where together, in three (3) days’ time, God and I edited the interviews and transcribed the quotes in this book, so you could read His happy thought. Sections were removed (like commercials in the middle of a good movie) so He can enjoy some alone time with you. It results in a book that silences other voices allowing you to learn the truths He wants you to. He teaches us to take our thoughts captive the same way He does. There is spiritual terminology that is normally capitalized, however He and I want to set the record straight. So you will find them in lower case, while His name will always be lifted up. You’ll notice that grammar was not our focus. You’ll read country talk, terms heard around the word, slang, proper speech… Demonstrating how much He loves us, you’ll actually hear God respond in each person’s vernacular. Yet, I learned from Him that words matter a lot! I also learned what a true testimony sounds like to Him. As human beings we speak from our own unique cultural and spiritual context, as do those quoted in this book. While we all have stories to tell, the ones He’s interested in, center on what He’s doing in and through those who are willing to believe. I learned how much He enjoys the way we cycle through Dr. Caroline Leaf’s 7 pillars of thought, from Psalms 9:1. Use the quotes you’re about to read, to help identify where you and your child are spiritually. The most fun I had while co-working with God on this project, was learning about His comforting sense of humor. We played a game of word search where I identified the headings He wanted for each quote. I’d scroll down line by line, and He’d let me know where to stop. When I would come to a topic that really excited me, and right when I was ready to ask Him for words for a particular author, He’d switch the game to freeze tag. Did you know He’s child-like too? Like when I was reading about Rebecca Greenwood’s ministry of deliverance for troubled children. It’s a topic that hit a personal pain point, so He lightened that burden fast! Thinking I’d found which word He wanted me to emphasize, suddenly I realized He didn’t want anything from that section at all, completely moving the bar on me. I laughed so hard, because I started to sense when He was about to do it again! He’s the ultimate Friend and Lover! Since God said He would be our children’s Teacher, resulting in them having great peace, invite Him to read this book with you and your child. Respond by focusing on what gets their attention. Take a break when your child(ren) signal(s) you. Set aside your agenda, your history and the rules that others play by. Expect to interact with your child on a higher level than you do now. Since it’s a place that belongs to them, this will expand your understanding of what heaven is like. You’re certain to encounter stealing, killing, destruction and more. Ask God to show you His heart. And overriding it all, you’ll be awakened by an eternal sense of purpose that invites you to combine Mark Virkler’s steps to dreaming, along with Joan Hunter’s tool for discovering witty inventions. Upgrade your concept of the kitchen with Cherie Calbom. Or ride along when Barbie Breathit mistakes God’s voice for her horse. With so many heavenly resources to choose from, my youngest and I co-create an entire curriculum that includes take-a-ways from these interviewees. So do share yours. Adelaide Home Office Mommy Zindler There is a religious spirit that I don’t believe is the Holy Spirit, that puts a great yoke of restraint… They [musicians] felt like in church they could not use their gifts… When we first started that channel in Europe, we were drawing sometimes 50% nonbelievers… We tell people not to listen to it while they’re driving because so many get speeding tickets. It’s intense! (1) Rick Joyner, Prophet on Its Supernatural There’s one thing about reading about a person and getting to meet the person….I read that scripture that says “If anyone loves Me, My Father and I will come and manifest ourselves to them.” When I read that I said, “Jesus, I love you! Show yourself to me!” When a gentleman laid hands on me and went to the next person, Jesus appeared to me… The first thought that came to my mind was, ‘I really am dead. Oh Jesus I’m so sorry! I repent of everything over and over again’. I could not contain His presence. I got to meet Jesus… It was amazing!” (2) Charles Ndifon, Prophet on Its Supernatural Joe Cohen says to me, “That was a nice story but do you know Jesus?” and he witnessed to me, and spoke to me about his story of how he came to know Jesus, and said, “Do you want to know Him?” And I said, “Yes!” That night that I accepted him, it was over and hour and half in the parking lot with him [Joe]. And I gave up all these little good luck things and paraphernalia that I use to carry around with me. I threw it all in the garbage can that night… They were very insistent about me being Jewish and knowing Jesus… And at the end the leader invited me up, and they said, “Let me lay hands on you!” And they put their hands on my body and said, “There it is! There it is!” And I’m, “What?” All of a sudden I feel something bubbling Sid, out of my stomach and language, sounded like a foreign language came out of me, and it went on for 2-hours. Yeah! I couldn’t stop! (3) Michael Zeitler, Rabbi on Its Supernatural He [Dietrich Bonhoeffer] said that, “There comes a place where every single one of us has to take a leap of faith…” I was trying to figure out if God existed or not. And that one line caused me to stop immediately and say, “God if you exist I have a few things to talk over with you.” What do you do? You take a leap of faith. I had no idea what faith was. I mean it was miraculous, because I was as cold, as calculating as you could be. I had no access to my emotions. But the minute I said that I felt down deep inside of me a door open up, because Jesus walked into the room. I mean, you know what an intellectual’s like.