Brent Heard ponders his debate tactics. Panthers prepare to play on new field. New Pens coach makes a statement. FORENSICS/ FEATURES / PAGE 6 BASEBALL / SPORTS / PAGE 7 PENS / SPORTS / PAGE 7 TheThe StSt.. ClairionClairion Volume 10, Issue 5 - March 2009 - Upper St. Clair High School Pittsburgh, PA 15241 All the news that fits...And then some! Ji-li Jiang captivates audiences By: Marni Schreiber Jiang was also able to answer ence that she did not denounce her lack of experience in writ- an insight into her culture and News Editor the question on the minds of the her family, as may have been ing, especially in America. the Cultural Revolution. Mary many students who have read the easier and clearly safer “I had never written a book Eddins, a junior, exclaims that On Friday March 6, Ji-li Red Scarf Girl: what before. I knew that in “I have always been interested Jiang, the acclaimed author of happens at the end? In writing there had to be in Asian studies, and Ji-li Jiang the memoir Red Scarf Girl, vis- the novel, readers are a climax and I thought was able to help me see the ited Upper St. Clair High left when the young Ji- that this choice I had to Cultural Revolution in a differ- School and held three different li Jiang is facing a ter- make was my climax,” ent light.” in-class field trips for students rible choice, to protect Jiang explained to the Nagpal goes on to say that to attend. Jiang was able to cap- the honor of her family group of students at the “one of the most shocking tivate her audiences all three or to help jumpstart her writer’s workshop. things Jiang said was that she times with her insight and raw career. The reader Jiang also went on to has forgiven Mao Tse-tung. truths. never finds out the explain how hard it Jiang told us that she believed The first assembly, mods 3-4, decision Jiang makes. was for when she first Mao was only human and brought the largest crowd of Junior Natasha Nagpal moved to America with humans make mistakes.” students. Jiang explained much explains that “one of limited English vocab- In all of her assemblies and of her life during this assembly, the main reasons I Jiang answers student questions after her morning pres- ulary and very little workshops, Jiang was able to and gave background to Red wanted to go to the entation. Photo courtesy of Ms. DeWalt. money; all factors influence and inspire the stu- Scarf Girl. She talked about the assembly was to find explaining why she dents in the crowd. She Cultural Revolution through out which path Ji-li Jiang chose choice to choose. Jiang later waited so long to write her answered questions, gave the eyes of a child, an experi- in the end of the novel.” explained in the writer’s work- memoir. advice, and provided insight to ence not told very often in liter- In the first assembly, Jiang shop that she chose to end the Jiang was also able to give one of the darkest times in ature. revealed to the stunned audi- novel at that point because of many Upper St. Clair students Chinese history. Chris Brown, Rihanna relation- Obama administration overturns Bush ship takes a rocky turn stem cell restrictions By: Julianne Tarullo experienced with celebrity Front Page Editor endorsements predicted compa- By: Alaina Zemanick Despite the praise from scientists, Regardless of the disapproval, nies would avoid additional deals Features Editor conservative political leaders are democrats are proud of Obama for Who would have thought the with both and would be especial- sounding off about their distaste for revoking Bush’s former law. fun- loving and “well behaved” ly wary of working with Brown.” On March 9 President Barack Obama’s new measure. Republican “Sometimes medicine advances couple, Chris Brown and “Words cannot begin to Obama revoked the restrictions on Representative Tom Price from through inspired discoveries in the Rihanna would be strung in such express how sorry and saddened stem cell research set eight years Georgia, who is the chairman of the laboratory, and sometimes through a dramatic situation? The I am over what transpired,” before by America’s former presi- Republican study committee in the brilliant insights at the patient's bed- February 8 scandal, in which Brown apologized. “I am seeking dent George W. Bush (Associated House of Representatives, declared side,” stated Senator Ted Kennedy of Chris Brown allegedly assaulted the counseling of my pastor, my artist Rihanna (Robyn Fent), has mother and other loved ones, and Press). Prior to this exec- Massachusetts, “But today, only gained increasing attention I am committed, with God’s utive order by Obama, an extraordinary medical since the event. The two stars help, to emerging a better per- no government funds breakthrough was have a difficult road ahead of son” (www.upi.com). were allowed to benefit achieved with the stroke of them, coping with the situation, “I didn’t believe it,” Rihanna’s any research in the stem a pen. With today's execu- while fans everywhere watch Father, Ronald Fenty, stated. cell field. Now, scientists tive order, President their every move. “They seemed pretty happy will have more freedom Obama has righted an The early morning of February [when I saw them together in concerning these scien- immense wrong done to 8, the couple could be heard July]. I don’t know what went tific studies. the hopes of millions of fighting throughout Hancock wrong… You think you know “At this moment the patients” Park, Los Angeles. The stars both somebody, but you really don’t” full promise of stem cell (www.msnbc.msn.com). cancelled their Grammy per- (www.justjared.buzznet.com). formances, which were to be However, just three weeks research remains Senate Majority leader held that evening, due to the after the attack, Rihanna and unknown and it should Harry reid was happy to “ugly scene that left Rihanna Brown reunited. “‘They’re not be overstated,” hear of Obama’s new bleeding and bruised” together again. They care for President Obama stated, action, “President Obama (www.latimes.com). Rihanna has each other,’ says a source. The “But scientists believe today offered the hope of told police that while the two on-again couple are currently these tiny cells may have better treatments and cures were fighting, Brown said, “I’m spending time together at one of the potential to help us to millions of Americans going to kill you,” with his hands Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’s homes, on around her neck. Rihanna said Miami Beach’s Star Island” understand and possibly Speaker of the House of Representatives Nacy Pelosi (D-CA) chats as she suffering from debilitating cure some of our most waits for President Barack Obama to sign an Executive Order on stem cell diseases. I applaud she had been choked into uncon- (www.people.com). devastating diseases and research on Monday, March 9, 2009, in the East Room of the White House President Obama for sciousness (www.comcast.net). Brown’s trial which was to be conditions” in Washington, DC. (Zbigniew Bzdak/Chicago Tribune/MCT) restoring scientific integri- “If convicted, Brown faces held on Thursday March 12, was anywhere from probation to a postponed until April 6. Brown (www.bbc.co.uk). ty to government and maximum four years and eight and attorney Mark Geragos were Scientists are rejoicing over that stem cell research will “force ensuring we value science over ide- months in state prison, DA “granted a continuance to 6 Obama’s new edict. With the latest taxpayers to subsidize research that ology” (www.msnbc.msn.com). spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons April, after reports suggest government endowment, they will will destroy human embryos” Even though Obama’s decree said” (www.people.com). Geragos is keen to strike a plea have the opportunity to discover (www.dallasnews.com). allows some scientific liberty con- So what happens to the teen deal with prosecutors to keep his treatments for painful, incurable dis- “President Obama’s order places cerning research, Obama ensured idols from here? With the “good client out of jail” (www.female- eases such as Parkinson’s disease the worst kind of politics above that human cloning would not be boy” look no longer going for first.co.uk). and Huntington’s disease. ethics,” affirmed Wendy Wright, included in this funding. Chris Brown, endorsements, Students at the high school Jan Nolta, director of the stem cell president of Concerned Women of “[W]e will ensure that our govern- such as Doublemint Gum and have an opinion on the matter. research program at University of America, “Politics driven by hype ment never opens the door to the use “Got Milk?” have already Sophomore Marie Lehman says, California at Davis, said, “It’s won- makes overblown promises, fuels the of cloning for human reproduction,” dropped their campaigns featur- “Rihanna is dumb for going back ing the artist. But this is just the to Chris Brown. If he does it derful. We are elated. Now that we desperation of the suffering and Obama said. He also stated, “it is beginning. The artist’s whole once, he’ll do it again.” can use the federal funds, it will just financially benefits those seeking to dangerous, profoundly wrong, and career may be affected by the Expressing similar views, sopho- go so much more quickly” strip morality from science” has no place in our society or any recent incident. The Los Angeles more Jacob Millorino adds, “Bad (Associated Press). (www.dallasnews.com). society” (i2.democracynow.com). Times says, “Marketing experts RiRi, bad.” Page 2 Opinions March 2009

Panther Desk of the Editor Predilections Stranded: Students in Upper St. Clair should have sidewalks By: JP Gooderham quently given the current state without having their parents cars, which is a big plus for the What are you looking Editor-in-Chief of Upper St. Clair’s roads. drive them, the unavailability of environment.” In a world that forward to most for Senior Kristen Kish explains sidewalks poses a serious prob- faces increasing issues with next year? For students at Upper St. that she would prefer a commu- lem for students who stay at obesity and sedentary lifestyles, Clair High School, the commu- nity with more sidewalks so that school for extracurricular activ- making it easier for all commu- nity’s lack of sidewalks is basi- students do not run the risk “of ities. nity members to be active is cer- cally a fact of life. Although this being hit by a car.” Without being able to walk tainly important. may not seem like the most (especially when confronting Aside from the health and pressing issue that the township the notoriously busy environmental impact of side- faces, the inability of students McLaughlin Run Road or the walks, perhaps an economic and other members of the com- sidewalk-less Morrow Road), incentive exists as well. B.J. munity to travel by foot safely ambitious students are forced to Griffith, a senior, argues that and effectively is, in many wait for their parents or jockey Upper St. Clair would see “a ways, very significant. for rides with classmates. huge influx of families from Mt. “I want to be as successful Students who hope to save Of course, a well-developed Lebanon. They would have as I can possibly be. But I’m money by avoiding high gas network of sidewalks would nothing after that.” prices or who do not own a car alleviate this problem in many Though stealing Mt. really looking forward to are, of course, severely limited cases. Lebanon’s thunder may appeal getting ready for college, in their options of traveling the Senior Chrissy Rojcewicz to many students, it is not sur- since that is down the road streets of Upper St. Clair. Small cites her experience with side- prising that many families as well.” trips such as a visit to a friend’s walks as a reason to expand our would be attracted to Upper St. – Ben Reicher house or walking by foot to system of sidewalks. She states, Clair homes due to an expanded Freshman school become nearly impossi- “There is a sidewalk in my network of sidewalks. ble. The environmentally con- Editor-in-Chief JP Gooderham neighborhood, and I know that I Overall, the township should scious face a similar dilemma as On a similar note, senior am lucky just for that. I think certainly consider the available it is nearly impossible to avoid Emma Watts views sidewalks as adding more sidewalks would options for improving and being forced to use a car and an important asset to students be very useful.” expanding our sidewalks. contribute to numerous negative “because we are not allowed to For a separate reason, senior With more options for travel- environmental trends. drive to school.” Jay DeGregorio agrees. He ing inside of USC, community Why are sidewalks so impor- While some students may be explains, “It would be one way members and especially stu- tant? Many students could not disappointed that they cannot to encourage physical activity dents would experience numer- imagine walking or biking fre- travel to school in the morning while discouraging the use of ous significant benefits.

“More free time.” Omnibus Spending Package costs – Megan Small more than just the $410B price tag Sophomore Dallion L. Townsend pushed through. museum, a museum that can be Graham (R-WY) asked for Opinions Editor Your state’s primary means seen almost anywhere across another $190,000 Buffalo Bill of revenue is through tourism. the country, is not on the list of History Center in her state Adding to his track record of If you cannot have it funded in attractions. (www.news.yahoo.com). big spending, even though he your own state, then do not go Of this $410 billion bill, If she cannot get the finan- has only been in office for a sixty percent of its earmarks cial approval from her own few months, President Obama ($4.6 billion) came from the state, why do people from the has proposed another stimulus Democrats. other forty-nine states have to package filled with well over That means forty percent of be burdened by its cost? 9000 earmarks totaling close to this wasteful spending comes This bill seems to be nothing another $8 billion. from the Republicans. $3.1 bil- more than an excuse for those Let’s see a couple examples lion of the pork in this bill was in power to get more power of these “special projects.” added by them. and for them to push through $3 million for shrimp aqua- For example, Senator Thad their special interest projects at culture? $1.7 million for swine Cochran (R-MS) backed a the expense of the taxpayers. odor and manure management $950 thousand amendment for Mr. Obama, what do you service? Chuck Schumer (D- a nature education center. care about the fate of the tax- “More of a challenge NY) stated, “So much focuses Another example is Senator payers? since most of my classes on those little, tiny, yes, ‘porky Lindsey Graham (R-SC) who Your job is guaranteed for at amendments’-the American asked for $950,000 as well. He least until 2012. Having spent have been too easy.” President Barack Obama signs people really don’t care!” an Executive Order. (Zbigniew wanted a convention center in nearly $1.3 trillion in your first – Steve Long (www.foxnews.com). Bzdak/Chicago Tribune/MCT) Myrtle Beach (www.msnbc.com). month and a half, you are on Junior It is almost a sure thing that to Washington for it. Cities, historically, fund pace to spend close to $62 tril- every tax payer in this country Senate Majority Leader their own arenas and conven- lion in taxpayer money by the would not want to see their Harry Reid asked for $143 tion centers. Why not get the end of your first term in hard-earned dollars ripped thousand for the Las Vegas funding from local taxpayers to bailouts alone. from them, only for their National History Museum. It is pay for their large-scale build- So that $10 trillion national money to be put to such great Las Vegas. How many people ings, instead of banking on the debt you keep referencing will uses. visiting Las Vegas are going to government writing out anoth- be dwarfed by your irresponsi- Hawaiian Senator Dan choose to visit a museum over er check, forcing the rest of the ble spending in no time. We Inouye (D) added $238,000 for spending time at a casino? nation to pick up the bill. elected you to help us out of canoe trips in his state Think about it for a second; the Here is another piece of pork this recession. (www.cnn.com). Honorable cause, tourist driven economy of proposed, and passed, by the Do your job as you prom- but this is not the bill to have it Nevada will not suffer if a GOP. Representative Barbara ised. The St. Clairion Assis. Sports Editor The St. Clairion staff is made The St. Clarion is a Upper St. Clair, PA Nick Buzzelli up of students who are commit- forum for student expres- Entertainment Editor ted to producing a newspaper sion. Opinions expressed in “Not having Mr. Bennett for their fellow students that as a teacher.” Editor-In-Chief Ali Cupelli by-lined articles are those of provides entertainment, self- the authors, not necessarily – Alivia Kandabarow JP Gooderham Front Page Editor expression, and relevant the entire St. Clairion staff. Opinions Editors Julianne Tarullo information in a fair, honest, Senior Letters to the editor are Dallion L. Townsend Photography Editor thorough, and respectful encouraged. All letters News Editor Madeline Kushner manner. The newspaper is should be signed and sub- Marni Schrieber Photographers By: Madeline Kushner, financed by the sale of mitted to The St. Clairion Features Editor Madeline Kushner Dallion L. Townsend, advertisement space to local mailbox in the main office. Alaina Zemanick Alaina Zemanick and businesses. Advertising Obscene, libelous, or Sports Editor Alaina Zemanick Sponsor rates will be sent to any otherwise inappropriate let- Greg Schlosser Ms. Caty DeWalt business upon request. ters will not be printed. March 2009 Opinions Page 3

St. Clairion Editorial Sexism is one of the largest Panther problems facing America today Even though there is the This country is way down the list there is only one female out of a to blame in this situation. There Predilections impression that women in of countries electing women ten person board: “Catalyst cal- are many women who either today’s society are equal to men, and, according to one study, it culates that, at this rate, it will truly wish to stay at home or What are you looking this assumption is incredibly polarizes gender roles more than take 73 years for women to those who buy into the hype that forward to most for next achieve parity with men at the false. the average democracy” this is their only responsibility. year? Looking through a history (www.nytimes.com) board level” (www.portfo- Even though society does put book, it is clear that women were For instance, look at women in lio.com). this pressure on women, it is not treated equally to men, but the work place. Even though the Sexism is not only seen in the about time that women stood up even in today’s workforce, the number of women working is work place, but is also found in for themselves. same discrimination is present. It increasing and there are more the expectation for women to A woman should ask herself, is pathetic and extremely sad women in college than men, stay at home and raise the fami- “Why can the father not stay at that in the 21st century, women women are paid significantly ly. home with the kids?” It should are still seen as inferior to men. lower for the same work that a In the last census (2004), not simply be assumed that it is It is shocking to see that some man completes. results showed that there were the woman’s responsibility. people believe that there is no If a man and a woman do the 5.4 million “stay at home moms” The idea of sexism, to many, sexism left in America today. exact same job and hold the and only 98,000 “stay at home may seem to have disappeared. These people can not see that the exact same position, the woman dads” (www.census.gov). People may view March, “I’m excited about having Why is it that men think that discrimination against women is is only paid 77 cents to the dollar “Women’s History Month,” as a more free mods next year!” still one of the biggest problems the man makes (www.cluw.org). the woman’s responsibility is to reminder of past discrimination, stay at home with the kids and – Natalie Kubera this country faces. Pay is not the only discrimina- but that the country has moved Freshman In the 21st century, women are tory factor in the current work that the men have to be the ones past this sexism. pushed under the rug more than place. who “bring home the bacon?” These people are wrong. any other group in America. Board positions are almost In the 21st century, one would Women should not only have a “Gender is probably the most always given to men over think that the stereotype that all month. Everyday, people should restricting force in American women, even if the woman is women can do is stay at home, be reminded of how discriminat- life, whether the question is who more qualified. At Heidrick & cook, and clean, would be bro- ed women were in the past, and, must be in the kitchen or who Struggles, one of the world’s ken. unfortunately, how repressed could be in the White House. best executive-search firms, Men, however, are not entirely women are today. Snow days are not always worth the day off By: Nick Buzzelli Dustin Tropp, a sophomore into the following week, it can the start of summer vacation.” Assistant Sports Editor likes snow days because “It start to feel like an eternity. Other schools around the gives you a break from school An alternative to the snow country, in areas where winters Every now and again during during the middle of winter, day is the all so common two- last long and are harsh, are the winter, Pittsburgh receives which is usually the hardest hour delay. proposing a change to their a strong snowfall and the town- time of the year. During this Two-hour delays are just as school’s daily schedule. “Driving.” ship maintenance trucks have a time, I usually have a lot of popular as snow days but they School have planned to – Brennan Butler hard time keeping the roads projects and papers to work on do not have to be made up at extend the school day a few Sophomore clear. for various classes,” Tropp the end of the year. hours longer for the students to During this time, students says. The delays hold-back the get in the required hours in the rejoice because of a snow day. He went on to say, “A day at start of the day by two hours, classroom (www.ksbitv.com). Although many students the end of June is a lot easier to giving students more time to An alternative to two-hour enjoy the idea of sleeping in make up than one during the sleep. delay is the built-in-snow days, and having a chance to go out winter months.” Sophomore Alex Clelland which would extend the year and play in the snow, the snow Although it is nice to have a likes two-hour delays better longer but the snow days days start to add up in time. snow day every once and a than snow days saying, “Two- would not have to be made Sometimes, however, the while, having too many can hour-delays give students a up (www.wtvh.com). snow days have to be made up delay summer break. short break from waking up Every student loves a snow at the end of the year, usually Having summer start a few early in the morning but they day, but when it comes to mak- delaying the start of summer days later does not sound too do not have to be made up like ing the days up in June, that’s a break by few days. bad, but if they are carried over snow days, so it does not delay different story. Obesity epidemic sweeps the nation:

Are Americans handling the situation? “Doing musical with my By: Madeline Kushner themselves with successful person should exercise 150 min- weight is to improve their sister.” Assistant Entertainment Editor resultsutes per day), and behavioral appearance. – Molly Jones (www.freeweightloss.com). change. Successful weight loss So, with a more appropriate Junior In today’s society, about sixty The lack of results could be can only occur when more calo- motive for weight loss, a person six percent of all adults, who are due to the message that is seen ries are expended than con- can hope for better results and either twenty years or older, are in many weight loss programs’ sumed.” ease when it comes to the steps obese or overweight commercials such as Without successful weight required to lose weight. (www.cdc.gov). Every one in NutriSystem or Slim Fast. loss tactics, one can be put at Americans need to realize that three children are also obese or The message can vary from risk of serious health issues. For obesity can turn into a serious at least overweight (www.kid- commercial to commercial, but instance, men who are younger problem if it is not treated prop- shealth.org). all of the messages have the than 65 years of age have a erly. As a result to the obesity epi- same feel. greater risk of being diagnosed By just taking the easy way demic, nearly 400,000 The message can say, “Results with coronary heart disease out, such as a diet plan that uses Americans die per year (as of not typical,” when the (CHD) compared to ideal small portions or a nutrition bar 2004) from being overweight or spokesperson has lost a substan- weight. These overweight men that curbs hunger, the results obese (ww.nytimes.com). tial amount of weight, or must also suffer from the fear of that want to be reached will not To fight the label of obesity, “Exercise 30 minutes daily,” dying as a result of CHD be seen. Kirstie Alley, the for- many Americans participate in when discussing a food related (Handbook of Obesity mer spokesperson of Jenny some form of weight loss pro- program. Treatment). Craig, was one of the many peo- gram such as Weight Watchers The lack of results when diet- Another risk that needs to be ple who only had short term “Bringing the Stanley or NutriSystem. So, nearly ing can also be a result of the taken into account when battling results. Ally was then removed Cup back to Pittsburgh.” $48.6 billion (as of 2005) with a small 4.4% of diet plans that obesity is the risk of hyperten- from the campaign because the –Sidney Kushner growing rate of 7.9% is spent on actually involve medical input sion and diabetes (Handbook of actress had gained back her for- some form of weight loss pro- (The US Weight Loss and Diet Obesity Treatment). mer weight, a problem common- Senior grams while $3.5 billion are put Control Market). Health, not outer beauty, ly seen in Americans today. towards surgery (as of 2004) “In order to be successful in should be the primary motiva- If one were to trace the path of (The US Weight Loss and Diet any weight loss program,” says tion for someone to lose weight. a very commercialized weight Control Market). Dr. Donald Kushner, founder of Health issues that result from loss program, it would prove By: Madeline Kushner, What Americans are failing to the weight loss program Wise obesity should be the main focus that these programs have short Dallion L. Townsend, realize is that diet programs do About Weight, “three key com- for inspiration to lose weight. term results rather than the long and not always work. Only about ponents need to be addressed: But, one of the most common term ones that were being hoped Alaina Zemanick five percent of dieters find nutrition, fitness (the average reasons people want to lose for. News Page 4 March 2009 Submarines collide in the Four day work week is a success

Atlantic By: Marni Schreiber now being imposed. Instead of menting a similar program. New By: Madeline Kushner to return to their home bases News Editor working five eight-hour work York City, one of the most high- days, workers now work four ly populated cities in America, Assistant Entertainment without any injuries to their Starting in the summer of ten-hour work days, having is considering a four day work Editor crews of 250 members, as 2008, Utah became the first Friday now count as a part of week to help with the labor well. The submarines did state to enforce a four day work the weekend (www.cnn.com). costs of the city. On February 12, 2009, a not sustain any damages to week for state employees. The Now, six months after the “Labor is the city’s single French and a British subma- the nuclear cargo which, in goal of implementing this start of the experiment, the largest expense, accounting for rine collided in the Atlantic turn, promised that the experiment was to see how the results are proving to be very $35.2 billion of the $60 billion change would effect energy promising. According to the it’s spending this year,” explains Ocean while performing two crews were not exposed to consumption and utility costs. Associated Press, since the start the New York Post. However, by separate patrol operations any unsafe nuclear energy Because of the promising of the program, Utah has “cut “[s]witching 40,000 non-essen- (www.nytime.com). (www.nytimes.com). results, more states are now greenhouse gas emissions by tial employees to a four-day, 36- The submarines came out Both submarines were car- beginning to look into this con- more than 12,000 metric tons, hour work-week would allow of the accident with small rying loads of nuclear cargo cept, and the experiment may reduce gasoline consumption the city to […] save $32.6 mil- damages done to the ves- during the collision. More become permanent. among commuting employees lion next year and $61.3 million The Governor of Utah, Jon by 744,000 gallons annually and in 2011” (www.nypost.com). sels; the destruction was not specifically, Le Triomphant, Huntsman, explains that with pump as much as $3 million into Also, according to the fatal because the vessels a nuclear powered vessel to this policy, “he’s making the the economy from workers who Associated Press, the state of were traveling at a fairly begin with, was transporting change to reduce the state’s car- have to spend less money on Hawaii tried a four day work slow speed. The French sub, 16 nuclear warheads. The bon footprint, increase energy gas. The state is also saving week in the fall, and states such Le Triomphant, had damage British submarine, the HMS efficiency, improve customer more than $200,000 on janitori- as Washington, West Virginia, to its sonar dome, according Vanguard, was also said to service and provide workers al contracts” and Virginia, are all looking into to the French defense min- be hauling similar cargo. more flexibility” (www.usato- (www.msnbc.msn.com). the idea of implementing this day.com). With these remarkable altered work week for state istry. Despite the damages During patrolling missions, For the 17,000 state workers results, more states and cities employers to the vessel, Le Triomphant the two submarines are in Utah, a new work week is have begun to look in to imple- (www.msnbs.msn.com). was still able to return to its required to carry a specific base located in Brittany, type of cargo including of the vessels was put into As a result, both Britain to ever occur again, even without any assistance. nuclear warheads question because not even and France have asked to though the incident was However, while the British (www.time.com). NATO is aware of the sub- have the nuclear warheads deemed a very unlikely vessel, the HMS Vanguard, The collision did manage marines that take part in be removed from the ves- occurrence had to be towed back to its to raise questions about the patrolling missions. NATO sels. The purpose of this (www.nytimes.com). main base located in submarines’ missions as was not given information removal is to prevent any Even so, France has Faslanewell. Military specialists stating that the two sub- radiation or nuclear war- refused to better their com- (www.VOANews.com). questioned the safety of the marines were carrying heads from sinking to the munications to prevent The vessels also managed submarines. The well-being nuclear weapons bottom of the ocean if an another accident from (www.nytimes.com). incident similar to this were occuring (www.time.com). News March 2009 Page 5

U.S. relations improve in Indonesia after visit by Clinton Plight of Blagojevich continues to spark controversy Marni Schreiber US policy in East Asia. By stressed the United States’ News Editor reviving relations with desire to develop a democratic By: JP Gooderham admitted to having “looked into Indonesia, the United States will government in Myanmar with Editor-in-Chief mounting a fundraiser for Rod Secretary of State, Hillary “begin the process towards the cooperation of the Blagojevich…at the same time Clinton finished her trip Association of Southeast Arguably the most well fol- he was expressing interest to the throughout Asia, and one of Asian Nations (ASEAN). lowed political storyline in then-governor’s aides about his recent months owas the down- desire to be appointed” her main stops was Indonesia. Indonesia proves that a fall of Illinois Governor Rod (www.reuters.com). Despite the Clinton explains that under the large Muslim state can adapt Blagojevich. Blagojevich, fact that Burris considered mak- new Obama administration, to and accept democratic already impeached from his ing a financial contribution to Indonesia will play, “as a dem- principles, and should be position and banned from run- the embattled governor, “Burris ocratic and mainly Muslim used as an example around ning for any other political posi- has said he neither paid nor country […] a key role in the the world. Clinton exclaims tion in the state of Illinois, alert- promised Blagojevich anything new US administration’s for- that “[a]s I travel around the ed federal investigators when for the appointment” eign policy” (www.channel- world over the next years, I allegedly attempting to sell the (www.reuters.com). newsasia.com). will be saying to people, ‘If vacant seat of Barack Obama. In addition to politicians on Indonesia is a crucial ally to you want to know whether In one of his final acts in Capitol Hill as well as members the United States, acting as Islam, democracy, modernity office, Blagojevich defied of his own party calling for both a trade partner and an and women’s rights can co- Democrat leaders and angered Burris’s resignation, the Senator critics by appointing another also lost support of Chicago’s enforcer of regional security in exist, go to Indonesia’” politician to take the vacant seat black community due to the East Asia. Since the (www.abc.net). in the midst of the investigation. allegations. However, “Burris Indonesian revolution in 1998, The Indonesian Foreign Roland Burris, named by has resisted calls for his resigna- the country has had a multi- Minister Hassan Wirajuda go Blagojevich to the position, tion. He met Sunday with about party democratic system of even further by explaining drew harsh criticism and protest 50 black ministers. The Rev. government, making it the that “As we [Indonesia] have in the following months. Leonard Barr says the group third largest democratic coun- proven, democracy, Islam Initially, Burris incited opposi- urged Burris to stay put. try in the world, as well as the Hillary Clinton appears on the “Female and modernity can go hand- tion merely as a result of his Another minister told The Force” comic cover illustrated by lead association to Blagojevich and Associated Press last week that largest Muslim state. artist Vinnie Tartamella. (Carey in-hand. Indonesia can be a It was vitally important for Wagner/South Florida Sun-Sentinel/MCT) good partner for the U.S. in the question of whether or not some clergy wanted Burris to Clinton to pay a visit to this reaching out to the Muslim an illegitimate and corrupt gov- resign” thriving democracy on her tour acceding to the Treaty of Amity world”ernor could rightfully appoint a (www.chicagotribune.com). Senator. Critics contend that Blagojevich has also managed through Asia in an attempt to and Cooperation in South East (www.huffingtonpost.com). “Gubernatorial appointments to to remain in the news due to show that the United States, Asia, which would potentially As can be seen by Clinton’s fill U.S. Senate seats are unde- high public interest and absurd under Obama, will not ignore commit the US to renouncing visit, the Obama mocratic and, in extreme cases antics. For example, “The Joliet the interest of Muslim state as the use of force and agreeing Administration’s foreign policy — i.e., in Illinois — ripe for cor- JackHammers, a minor league was done under the Bush not to interfere in the region” in Asia will not solely focus on ruption” (www.washington- baseball team in Illinois, has Administration. (www.abc.net). China, like under the Bush post.com). As a result, commen- reportedly offered Rod Indonesia will play a very Equally significant, while Administration, but will reach tators believe “A special elec- Blagojevich a contract for the important role in the upcoming Clinton was in the country, she out to all the countries of Asia. tion would give the power to fill 2009 season. Blagojevich’s pub- a vacant Senate seat to the vot- licist said he wasn’t sure how President Obama signs questionable stimulus bill ers”serious the team’s offer was, but By: Madeline Kushner (www.nytimes.com). gave their consent: Senators (www.washingtonpost.com). that the ex-Illinois governor Assistant Entertainment Editor The bill’s intentions also Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, Nevertheless, with no legislative would be interested” change in sight, it appeared that (www.cbsnews.com). include a large sum of money and Arlen Specter the issue would eventually die The ex-governor also attempt- On February 17, President going towards citizens who are (www.msnbc.msn.com). The down. ed to gain support by lashing out Barack Obama signed the stim- receiving unemployment bene- rest of the Republican Party However, Burris caught at his critics by using personal ulus bill worth $787 billion, at a fits, food stamps, and medical believed that the bill was a national attention once again attacks. Blagojevich “attacked length of 1,100 pages, into law. care. Another portion of the waste of money after evidence suggested that the lawmakers who served as his The bill’s intent is to help the money from the bill will be used (www.nytimes.com). Burris may have also been a judge and jury in removing him economic situation and put the for transportation purposes, Brendon Gallagher, the vice contributor to Blagojevich. from office, contending ‘a country on the right “road to such as repaving roads and con- president of the Young “Burris has been under a cloud bunch of them are cheating on recovery” (www.nytimes.com). structing bridges Politicians Club and a sopho- of suspicion since he was their spouses, a lot of them drink The bill is considered one of (www.msnbs.msn.com). The more at USCHS states that : appointed by former Gov. Rod in excess, very few of them the largest programs designed to bill also dedicates a sum of “The economic stimulus pack- Blagojevich to replace President know what’s going on’” help the economy since the New about $282 billion to tax cuts age will create jobs, but I Obama in the Senate. That cloud (www.chicagotribune.com). Deal was created by Franklin (online.wsj.com). believe it will ultimately fail. grew more menacing…in the In wake of his downfall, Roosevelt. The bill, despite its Despite the bill’s good inten- The best way to stimulate the wake of conflicting testimony Blagojevich has threatened to size and importance, is consid- tions, the stimulus package has economy is to give the money to and a follow-up affidavit by write a book in order to unveil ered to be done very quickly. caused some controversy in the the people.” Burris to the Illinois House the flaws of his peers in the The bill was signed not even a Congress. Both parties believe When passing through the panel that voted to send Illinois legislature. “’I’ve got month after Obama’s inaugura- that the bill has good intentions Senate, the stimulus bill impeachment articles to the my crayons ready, I’m ready to tion (online.wsj.com). when it comes to fixing the received a vote of 60 to 38. On state Senate that expelled the write it. I’d like to tell those sto- During Obama’s speech per- nation’s economic situation. But its journey through the House, governor — in part over allega- ries,’ Blagojevich said during a taining to the bill, areas were when the plans for the action not a single Republican voted in tions he tried to sell the seat for Wednesday interview on WLS stressed, such as education and were finally constructed, only favor of the bill fundraising cash” Radio’s ‘The Don and Roma energy conservation three Republicans in Congress (www.nytimes.com). (www.foxnews.com). These Morning Show’” (www.associ- allegations occurred after Burris atedpress.com). Wildfires heat up tragedy all over Australia By: Julianne Tarullo climate change” been intentionally started. The of Melbourne. This fire killed at Country Fire Service Front Page Editor (www.iht.com). Australia is Herald Tribune said, “Thirty- least ten people and destroyed (www.msnbc.msn.com). known for having some of the nine bodies have been recovered 200 homes (www.iht.com). Recalling a horrific moment On February 17, the human worst wildfires in the world, and from the village of Marysville, Phil Cambell, a State of escape, survivor Jack Barber death toll, caused by the tragic it is not uncommon for there to which was almost completely Emergency Service spokesman says, “All around us was 100- wildfire disasters in Australia, be several outbreaks every fire razed by a fire that the police says that in the northwestern foot flames ringing the oval, and reached 200. The raging fires, season. These fires are usually believe was deliberately set, but part of New South Wales, the we ran where the wind wasn’t. It which began on February 7, caused by a variety of uncon- the authorities have said the Bourke region was declared a was swirling all over the place. have affected families and trollable factors such as light- final count there could be as natural disaster area because of For three hours, we dodged the homes across Australia leaving ning strikes, or sparks from high as 100” (www.iht.com). the flooding of 20 homes and wind” (www.msnbc.msn.com). behind stories of tragedy and machinery, power lines, or vehi- As for the suspected arson, government buildings However, many victims of loss. cle crashes (www.australiasev- which caused one of the deadly (www.iht.com). In southeastern the disasters have not been “Australia’s populous east ereweather.com). fires, Brendan Sokalukd has Australia, fires near Melbourne lucky enough to escape. In addi- coast has been beset by weather However, not all wildfires been arrested and charged with burned 850 square miles of tion, police say that the death extremes of fiery drought and begin because of natural or acci- arson causing death. Sokalukd land, ruined over 750 homes, toll will rise even more after torrential rains that scientists dental causes. Many believe the was thought to have started a and left 5,000 people homeless, uncovering more of the disaster argue are being exacerbated by recent destruction may have fire in the Gippsland region east according to the Victoria zones. Features Page 6 March 2009 Forensics team prepares for another Is beauty worth the risk? successful postseason By: Julianne Tarullo are not completely sterilized By: JP Gooderham also was motivated to join the team because of the Front Page Editor between uses, diseases and Editor-in-Chief life-long benefits that debate provides. He states, infections can easily be trans- “I hope to become a better and more effective Today it is very common for ferred. “Bacterial, fungal, yeast With two state titles and dozens of qualifiers to speaker and debater through forensics.” women to go to the hair salon, and viral infections (including the national championship in the past four years, Sophomore Evan Pye, a public forum debater, get their hair and nails done, things like hepatitis C, staph and think nothing of it. Upper St. Clair’s forensics team has been shares a similar story: “My sister was part of the infections and warts) can be However, these days, there are transmitted via unwashed hands arguably one of the most successful competitive forensics team for all four years of her high many risks associated with and unsanitary instruments (this activities at the high school. Though the forensics school career. I saw her practicing and going to looks. Infections, bodily dam- can occur with overzealous team, which competes in speech and debate all of the tournaments on weekends. She seemed age, and illnesses can all result manicuring — if, for example, events throughout the school year, does not attract to have so much fun with forensics.” from simply getting a manicure too much of the cuticle is cut or large crowds of screaming fans, the team’s mem- Other members of the team were motivated to or whitening your teeth. pushed back too far)” bers often prepare as though it join and become more Women everywhere think it (www.msnbc.msn.com). did. involved because of a natural is necessary to have that In addition to hair damage Essentially, forensics includes affinity for the activity. Hollywood white smile to look and allergic reactions, the most two distinct activities: speech Mishan Blecher, a senior who good. Therefore, teeth whiten- severe result of hair dying is ing products are selling more cancer. Though there is much and debate. Speech competi- performs in a “duo” format than ever before. But what most dispute over whether or not arti- tors are responsible for per- with senior Brendan McNally, women do not know is that ficial coloring causes breast forming works of literature explains that he was attracted these procedures can perma- cancer or bladder cancer, it is (including genres like drama to the team because of “The nently damage their teeth. proven that there is a direct con- or humor) by acting while same things that attracted me Whether using over the counter nection to non - Hodgkin’s lym- debaters, as the name suggests, to the twenty some other clubs products or having your teeth phoma. Research published in discuss and argue issues of I signed up for at the begin- professionally whitened, unlike the American Journal of public policy and philosophy. ning of freshman year: bliss- the positive effects, the negative Epidemiology, proves that “the The members of the team meet ful, blinding naiveté and a effects are very permanent. risk of suffering from non- According to Associated Hodgkin’s lymphoma increased three times each week to prac- Freshman Vijay Viswanathan debates in the pocket full of free time. But, Upper St. Clair Forensics team. Content, “Peroxide will whiten with 19% in individuals that use tice performing their pieces or unlike a score of my original Photo courtesy of: JP Gooderham the teeth over time, but during hair color from time to time, hone the debate skills. Despite clubs, forensics stuck. that time, other problems will while those who get their hair the necessary time commitment, members of the Sometimes I feel like forensics was made for me, arise, and more often than not, dyed on a regular basis - like team are often pleased with the success and cama- but more accurately (and less egomaniacally) I these problems are irreversible. monthly - the risk of cancer raderie found at local tournaments. was likely made for forensics.” Tooth and gum sensitivity is the raises to 26%” Sophomore Vijay Venkatesan was recruited to Pye, like many members of the team, is moti- number one complaint and (www.news.softpedia.com). the team by his brother Akhil, a member of Upper vated by the pursuit of victory and the thrill of problem. If people continue to In addition to the risk of can- St. Clair’s class of 2008. Venkatasan, a participant success. He explains, “Winning is always the best use whiteners after noting sen- cer, Ms. Wolf comments, “If sitivity, permanent nerve dam- you dye your hair, you can’t in his first season as a member of the Lincoln- part of competing on the Forensics team. Being age and tooth loss may be next” donate it to locks of love!” Douglas debate squad, says, “I wanted to chal- called up to the stage of a high school auditorium (www.associatedcontent.com). When students were asked if lenge myself outside of the classroom so I to receive a trophy is the perfect reward for all of A visit to the nail salon also they would dye their hair know- thought that forensics would be a good fit.” He the work you put into forensics. Forensics also opens your body to risks. If the ing the risks of cancer, 4 out of lets you experi- utensils the manicurist is using 5 answered no. ence that most Saturdays. World decides to turn off lights for better Earth Forensics is one of By: Madeline Kushner these large metropolises is con- the best clubs for Assistant Entertainment Editor sidered vital. This December, in Copenhagen, climate legislation rewarding you On March 28, 2009, from the and international agreements will appropriately for hours of 8:30 to 9:30 pm, every be discussed at the Global the level of com- city around the world will be Climate Change Conference mitment you put asked to participate in Earth (www.worldwildlife.org). into it. The compe- Hour (www.esurance.com). The Participants in Earth Hour tition is always intent of the will be asked to take tough, but enough movement is to a vote when turning hard work results allow the peo- off their lights: if in a reward that ple of the world they choose to keep to show their their lights on, they makes everything concern about will be voting for worthwhile.” the climate situ- global warming, if Though veterans ation of today’s they chooses to turn have loved partici- world by off their lights, they pating, some com- switching off will be voting petitors are wor- their power for against global ried about the a total of one warming or other- team’s current hour wise known as trend as participa- (www.world- “Vote Earth” wildlife.org). tion declines. In last year’s Earth Hour, over (www.earthhour.org). Blecher claims, “I 400 cities, over thousands of “I think it is a good cause,” wish that the team businesses, and over 50 million explains Hanna Friedlander, a had the same fire it people turned off all of their sophomore at Upper St. Clair did in my under- lights. Even famous attractions High School, “because in that classmen year. I and historical landmarks turned one hour, people can conserve a know that all it off their power. For example, ton of energy which, in the long would take is a even the Coliseum in Rome, the run, helps the environment.” few inspiring peo- Empire State Building in NYC, In addition to switching off ple for the rest to the Golden Gate Bridge in San lights, contributors can also sign Francisco, and the Sydney Opera up at Earthhour.org and receive rally behind. USC House switched off their power advice on how to reduce the has the talent to be (www.worldwildlife.org). amount of carbon used every big, but the team This year, over 250 cities day. Participants can also find a seems to be spread throughout 74 countries guide on the site which states shrinking a rate have already agreed to partici- how Earth Hour can be celebrat- comparable to the pate in Earth Hour. Cities, such ed in a hometown (www.world- economy. What as Moscow, Hong Kong, wildlife.org). we need is a stimu- Nashville, Las Vegas, and Participate in Earth Hour and lus package.” Mexico City, will shut down visit Earthhour.org to get more their power. The participation of information. March 2009 Sports Page 7

Panther baseball prepares to battle on a new diamond Despite bumps in the road, Panthers

By: JP Gooderham However, captain Christian than usual.” Despite this phe- hockey is on the way to playoff glory Editor-in-Chief Wheeler is uncertain how the nomenon, Gaudio claims that he By: Dallion L. Townsend (22goals and 32assists), only one new mound and field will affect does not expect the Panthers to In a historic move, the Upper the Panthers’ pitching this sea- hit many homeruns this season Opinions Editor point behind the league lead St. Clair Panthers will begin their son. Wheeler claims, “I haven’t with the field’s deep fences. (www.eteamz.com). He looks to upcoming baseball season on a played enough there to notice a In light of the field’s layout, With a new coach in Larry continue his hot streak through- brand-new field. Located at the difference.” Gaudio suggests that the team Marks and a few injuries along out the playoffs. new Mayview recreation devel- Overall, “the field looks much should play “through the bags” the way, the Panthers defied the Their first game of the playoffs opment, the field will solve many nicer” says McMurtry. “It has a because “it is going to be hard to odds and won their section, giv- was against Canon MacMillan of the issues that the team has more real feel whether you are in cover the gaps.” This strategy ing them a bye week during the on March 11. faced on past fields, while giving will require the left fielder and playoffs. They won by a score of 3-2 in players and fans numerous right fielder to line up diagonally Excuses were non-existent as overtime with goals from advantages. from the bag opposite them. In the expectations were set high. Mitchell Lewis, Michael In past years, the Panthers doing so, the outfielders will be Senior forward Steve Trombetta Segerdahl, and James DiGangi have competed at the field in more well positioned to field stated, “We set our goal on being getting the game winner. Baker Park. According to senior deep hits without allowing oppo- Scott McMurtry, the field was nents to reach first or second one of the best teams and to per- Junior goaltender Matt terrible because “the outfield was debate. form well in the playoffs. So, Wregget was stellar this season always either as hard as a rock or Despite these changes, the yeah, I think we met our expecta- ,ranking as one of the top goalies a complete swamp.” In many Panthers are excited to begin tions.” in the section, backstopping a cases, players felt that their play at the new field. Gaudio Injuries plagued the team for team that allowed 1.95 goals per games were adversely effected as comments, “You know, I will be much of the season, including game and posted two shutouts. ground balls became increasing- A view of the new field from home happy to be part of the team that Trombetta who reportedly aggra- The team earned 32 points ly hard to handle, which allowed plate. (Photo courtesy of JP makes its mark as the first inau- Gooderham). vated a rib injury he suffered last while going 14-4-4 this season batters to hit easy singles. gural season on that field.” season. Captain Eric Surma was ,with the only losses coming Senior Roberto Capriotti com- the infield or in the outfield. The With more favorable seating sidelined for a few games due to against Cannon-Macmillan, Pine ments that the best feature is “the infield is not nearly as hard as it for spectators, the Panthers’ fan a shoulder injury. Richland, North Allegheny , and grass infield. You get true hops was at Baker.” base may increase substantially Third year varsity player, sen- section rival Mt. Lebanon. on this field because it doesn’t Though many of the team’s this year. Paul Griffith, a senior turn into concrete when the brightest stars are excited about and cross country athlete, states, ior James DiGangi noted the Despite what happens the rest weather changes like Baker.” the move, some are concerned “I am excited. Upper St. Clair teams’ injury woes this season, “I of this post-season, the Panthers’ Pitchers at Baker ran into sim- about the strategy changes the baseball is going to come out think that our team might’ve have had a successful year. The ilar problems. McMurtry argues team must take. Senior Brian strong with C-Dubya [pitcher been even better if we didn’t only regret this season from that “the mound was twice as Gaudio argues, “The ball really Christian Wheeler] taking the have so many injuries this sea- DiGangi, “To be honest, it would high as it should be. The new carries now. If my calculations new mound.” son.” have been great to go undefeated field is much better. This mound are correct, the wind comes from Likewise, Wheeler believes Players, such as Michael this year.” is actually made of clay instead.” home directly toward center field that “although the seating is not Feldman and Rob Schneid, were But it is probably safe to say With a conforming mound, at around 8-10 miles per hour as good as Baker’s, I still believe also slowed by shoulder injuries, that the veteran defenseman is Upper St. Clair’s pitchers hope to with a slight swirling effect. I that we will attract a lot of fans. while Parker Philips played after pleased with a section title and a improve play without having to would say that the ball carries It is the nicest field in the coming off ankle surgery. fourteen win season, and a game adjust to the abnormal height. maybe a quarter second longer WPIAL.” Junior forward James “Peach” against Seneca Valley at Mellon Kline led the team with 54 points Arena on March 19. Boys Varsity Tennis Varsity Softball Boys Volleyball Bylsma ready to lead Penguins

3/16 Canon McMillan 3/25 McKeesport 3/24 Bethel Park By: Greg Schlosser The problem with Therrien Sports Editor was that he played the trap with 3/18 Baldwin 3/26 Ringgold 3/26 Canon McMillan players like Malkin and Crosby, 3/20 West Allegheny 4/01 Keystone Oaks 3/27 Fox Chapel After a 2-6 loss to the Toronto and the trap is theoretically Maple Leafs in early February, meant for defensive teams. Let’s 3/25 West Mifflin 4/04 Baldwin 3/31 Central Catholic Pens GM Ray Shero felt it would face it; playing a defensive style 3/27 McKeesport 4/07 Canon McMillan 4/02 Peters be best for the team to fire coach of play with offensive players is Michel Therrien and make like trying to clear a monster Wilkes Barre/Scranton coach truck through a 6’8 clearance bar. Dan Bylsma the interim head As much as you try, it will never coach. Therrien was reported to happen. Therrien tried, and be fired because of his system for unfortunately he “got the boot.” the Pens and the What Bylsma Free agent signings hope to boost Pirates’ offense way he would plans to do is use single players out skill players to By: Nick Buzzelli to the heart of the Bucs’ lineup. Although not a free agent sign- in the locker his advantage, Assistant Sports Editor Along with his power, Hinske ing, the Pirates’ first round draft room (Post and not just have brings veteran leadership and pick, Pedro Alvarez, came into Gazette). them sit back in The Pittsburgh Pirates have play-off experience to a team full spring training with high hopes However, the neutral zone. had disappointing seasons year of young talent. In 2007, with the of making the team. Alvarez Bylsma plans to As seen in the after year since 1992. Every Red Sox, Hinske won a World recently played for college base- bring a new atti- game against February, when the Bucs head to Championship, while the follow- ball powerhouse, Vanderbilt tude to the locker Philadelphia on Bradenton, Florida, for spring ing season playing for the Rays, University. While at Vanderbilt, room and a new, February 21, the training, the fans, players, and he lost in the World Series to the the native of the Dominican more aggressive The Penguins are 10-1-3 under Dan Pens pressured coaches say “This is the year.” Phillies. Republic hit .397 with 17 home Bylsma. (Photo Courtesy of Greg system to the Schlosser). the Philly puck While it is unaware if 2009 is the Craig Monroe is yet another runs. He was also named the SEC Pens. Bylsma carriers into year the Pirates break the losing player who will look to help the conference tournament MVP said in a press conference, “To uncomfortable positions, which spell, some free agent signings in Pirates’ offense. Despite the fact (www.vucommadores.com). The me the game is won by playing in caused turnovers in the neutral the off-season will hopefully help that Pittsburgh only signed the 23 year old Alvarez signed a 4 the offensive end. If you can’t get zone, which in turned created the team. left-fielder to a minor league con- year, $ 6.4 million contract with out of the defensive end and you several odd man rush opportuni- Eric Hinske, an eight year tract, Monroe will look to make it the ‘Bucs that will keep him in allow teams to play in the defen- ties. And with Crosby, Malkin, MLB veteran was signed to a to the big league within a few Pittsburgh until 2012. sive end, no matter how good and Sykora on a 3 on 1, they will one-year contract with the Pirates months of the season and make With the additions of Hinske, you are defensively, no matter probably score 6 out of 10 times. a few weeks before spring train- an impact in the outfield. Monroe, Alvarez, and countless how good your players are, if While no one knows what will ing. Hinske played as a utility Monroe also brings a leader- others, the ‘Bucs lineup will look you play more time in the defen- happen with the Penguins and player with the defending ship quality, as well as an offen- to put up better numbers on the sive end in the game – it doesn’t their new coach, Bylsma seems American League champion sive boost, to the team. Monroe’s score sheet this year than Pirates’ matter what the skill is on their to be headed in the right direc- Tampa Bay Rays. Before playing best season offensively was in teams of the past. The Pirates team, it doesn’t matter what the tion with the team. If he can lead in Tampa Bay, the 31 year old 2006, when he hit 28 homers free- agent signings and draft skill is on your team – you’re this team to the playoffs, it will Hinske played two seasons for with 89 RBI’s (www.baseball- picks are hoping this season is going to lose a majority of those definitely be expected that the Boston Red Sox, mainly as a reference.com). Monroe recently the one they become a winning games” (www.pittsburghpen- Bylsma will keep the coaching right fielder (www.mlb.com). played for the Minnesota Twins franchise, like the team was near- guins.com). job. Hinske’s bat will bring a “pop” in 2008. ly 16 years ago. Entertainment Page 8 March 2009

Graphic novel fans rejoice after watching Watchmen Multiple Broadway stages go dark By: JP Gooderham Dean Morgan). Over the course Nevertheless, Valperga was By: Madeline Kushner (www.musicianwages.com). Editor-in-Chief of the film, he enlists the help of optimistic about the film’s qual- Assistant Entertainment Editor “The closing of Broadway heroes such as the Nite Owl ity, stating, “I have kept up with shows is detrimental to society. Watchmen, very possibly the (Patrick Wilson) and the Silk the reviews, and I think that the Because of the economic situ- Broadway presents a vast and most anticipated film of the Spectre (Malin Akerman). ending is going to be really ation in today’s society, over varying culture that makes it spring movie season, hit the sil- Although the film’s plot was great.” half of Broadway’s starlight accessible to many people. So, ver screen on March 6, 2009. well-known by the novel’s fans, Although the novel’s fans shows turned dark. In the many people have been affected Boasting a famous storyline, many members of the audience seemed, overall, impressed with months of January and February by their exposure to this culture which captured the public’s were unaware of the story. director Zack Snyder’s work, alone, nearly 16 shows have and entertainment,” says Molly interest in Alan Moore’s graphic Senior Mike Sprys commented film critics who were not famil- closed on the Great White Way Jones, a junior at USCHS and novel by the same name, the that he “had no idea what iar with the story were often dis- (www.toron- musical question loomed as to whether Watchmen was until I saw the appointed. The New Yorker’s tosun.com). fanatic. or not popular culture would trailers.” Nevertheless, Sprys Anthony Lane, for instance, Molly The show embrace Watchmen in its cine- states, “I am looking forward to comments, “Watchmen, like V Tavoletti, a closings can matic form. seeing it from what I have heard for Vendetta, harbors ambitions sophomore at be seen as In both the film and Moore’s about the movie.” of political satire, and, to be fair, USCHS and common novel, a group of vigilantes (all Gwen Pribish, a senior who it should meet the needs of any a musical sense, consid- of whom lack super powers saw the movie at its midnight leering nineteen-year-old who connoisseur, ering the first other than the nearly-omniscient showing, described the film as believes that America is ruled expresses her things to go Doctor Manhattan) seeks to “truly incredible.” In particular, by the military-industrial com- feelings for during times bring stability to a turbulent she was impressed with “the plex, and whose deepest fear— the closing of of economic American society during the action sequences, the casting, deeper even than that of meeting the many crisis are the 1980s. In the world of and the interpretation of the a woman who requests intelli- Broadway niceties, but Watchmen, the Soviet Union is sequence of events.” Given the gent conversation—is that the shows: “I’m just last year, at its height and tensions length of the original novel, she Warren Commission may have sad…….I’m The Great between the U.S. and the USSR was also dazzled by the fact that been right all along” very sad!” White Way In addition managed to are escalating rapidly over “everything fit in well. They (www.newyorker.com). Will Ferrel performs on Broadway in You’re nuclear fears. really did a good job making the Critics who left theaters dis- to the large Welcome America. bring in a sum Primarily, the film follows movie come together.” appointed may have a point. The number of of about $941 Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) Watchmen fan and Upper St. heavy emphasis on graphic vio- actors (about 20 per show) being million. The sum does not even who, though physically ordi- Clair junior Ryan Valperga lence and sex may, at times, kicked out onto the street, nearly include the income from hotels nary, possesses an unparalleled believes that the director was have detracted from the story’s 150 musicians have also been and restaurants used by theatre- hatred of criminals and others forced to overcome many obsta- message and the intricate strug- told to pack up (www.musician- goers (www.torontosun.com). whom he perceives to be the cles in order to successfully gle between the forces of good wages.com). But, because of the economic scum of society. Through intu- adapt the novel to film. For and evil. Because of the lack of success downturn in the United States, ition and violence, he intends to instance, “keeping it true to the Nevertheless, fans of the in the industry, shows due to not only will the money the unravel the mystery surrounding book will be difficult. Not dis- superhero genre and followers open in the near future have also shows bring in decrease, the the death of another former appointing the fans with the of Alan Moore certainly will be been postponed or cancelled. ticket prices for the shows have hero, the Comedian (Jeffrey adaptation will be a challenge.” pleased with Snyder’s work. While some shows like Guys increased. The average ticket for and Dolls and West Side Story a Broadway show can now be London Fashion Week provides a transport back to the future have kept their original release found at a starting minimum of date, shows, such as Vanities, $80 (www.afp.com). By: Alaina Zemanick principal department store in Manic Panic dyed hair along have been postponed to a later Patti LuPone, the star and Features Editor England, created an astronomi- with chic clothing date. Godspell, a show previous- Tony Award winner for the cal collection, literally. The ref- (www.style.com). ly done by students at Upper St. musical Gypsy stated, “What Forget New York Fashion erences to sci-fi and a future The Masters students at Clair (dir. by Miss Milovac and would you spend $130 on? A Week; London Fashion Week is space age were undoubtedly rec- Central Saint Martins brought Mr. Hunsburger) that was also tank of gas? Food? Or a where the true fashion action is. ognizable. The collection with back the clothing of decades appearing on Broadway, has Broadway show that you don’t From February 21 to February its trendy boots and touches of past with their extreme use of even been cancelled and will not know whether you’re going to 24, British designers had their neon even made one spectator the shoulder pad and cartoon appear on Broadway because of enjoy or not?” chance to display their talents on cry, “Wow! Wow! Wow!” references in their designs. the dreadful economic situation (www.cbsnews.com). the runway (www.londonfash- (www.vogue.co.uk). Professor Louise Wilson, the ionweek.co.uk). Everyone from Even rock-chic designer course director for Masters of Confessions of a Shopaholic only admits the horrifying cult designer Luella Bartley to Luella Bartley caught the 80s Fashion, said that these soon-to- economic crisis students at the prestigious trend bug, creating a punk-esque be graduates are “designing Central Saint Martins School theme to her new apparel. clothes that call for attitude. By: Alaina Zemanick the people with what they already designed significant fashion Labeled as “Cute utilitarianism” They’re not clothes you just Features Editor have avoided at home, just nearly shows in this 5-day period. by Bartley herself, the designer throw on” three times the size dimensionally. The trends displayed in kept true to her name with beau- (www.telegraph.co.uk). Imagine that you just needed “[Confessions] probably is the London were mainly 80s-orient- tifully tailored clothing with All collections mentioned will those Yves Saint Laurent Tributes most ill-timed and appallingly ed, such as the designs for rocker touches, especially when be available for the fall clothing on sale at Barneys. Sure, they cost insulting movie in recent memo- Topshop Unique. Topshop, a some of the models sported seasons. over $300, but the classic shoe has ry,” insults Claudia Puig, an enter- not gone out of style in ages tainment reviewer for USA Today, Newest Friday the 13th takes a new spin on a classic (www.barneys.com). You get to “How could any studio be so out of the register only to find out that all touch as to release a movie glorify- By: Marni Schreiber ing Jared Padalecki and Danielle woods like an Olympic sprinter” 12 of your credit cards in your tiny ing the compulsive shopping habits News Editor Panabaker, are another group of (www. Marc Jacobs wallet have been of an air-headed spendthrift during kids who go into the woods a blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com). declined. In a matter of seconds, this dismal state in the global econ- On February 13, 2009, the couple of weeks later. However, even with all these you remember your debt collector omy?” (www.usatoday.com). newest Jason thriller hit theaters. Padalecki’s character, Clay advancements, the movie was has been stalking you for those In addition to its miserable topic While the movie was advertised Miller, is on a mission to find his not all together horrifying. There taxes you “forgot” to pay. This sit- of financial irresponsibility, as a “remake” of the original missing kid sister, one of the kids was a fair deal of gore and many uation is just like the new movie, Confessions tries desperately to be Friday the 13th, the movie was, who went missing at the begin- moments of suspense, but, even Confessions of a Shopaholic, a 1 categorized with comedic fashion in reality, very different. The ning of the novel. Miller, with though “It may have Bay’s big- hour and 45 minute flick that can movies and televisions shows. In producer, Michael Bay, was able the help of the others in the budget sheen, and it’s every bit be summarized in just 77 words. examples such as The Devil Wears to make quite an enjoyable woods, goes on a search of the as efficient and heartless as the Not only do these 77 words Prada and Sex and the City, hilari- movie experience. grounds. However, things, as original Fridays. But for all its abridge the movie entirely, they ous lines from the script have The movie starts out some- usual, go terribly wrong. attempted jolts, it’s not all that retell of how many fashionistas become infamous in pop culture. what like Friday the 13th II, by One highlight of this movie, scary” (www.zap2it.com). have found themselves in an over- Confessions just rewords jokes showing the last scene from the unlike the first Friday the 13th Critics may have mixed whelming amount of debt in this from earlier mediocre films and original movie. However, after film, was having Jason, instead reviews about the newest Friday foreboding economic time. makes them ten times worse with a that, the movie takes on its own of his mother, go after the kids. the 13th movie, but, in the end, Though Confessions has the poorly researched fashion fact or identity. Instead of having the This Jason proved to be a much the film is still worth seeing if chance to be a decently cute movie, two. kids be camp councilors, the better antagonist. “One of the one is any sort of a fan of the the timing of its release is just dis- Besides the horrendous, irritating movie starts out with a group of updates […] was the much franchise. The movie, “Complete mal. In their right mind, the movie in general, is it worth it to kids in the woods outside of the quicker, more agile Jason with all of the unhealthy trap- American movie audience would get greasy popcorn stains all over camp grounds. Vorhees. He covered ground on pings we’ve come to expect from only go to this picture to escape the your YSL Tributes to see a movie These kids, unfortunately, his victims very quickly [rather a ‘Friday the 13th’ film, comes terrifying bills in the mailbox and that condemns them? Yes, the meet there fate with Jason early than] walking at a snail’s pace this reasonably pleasing, pol- the DOW coverage on the televi- blemishes are definitely not worth in the film, in very gruesome but somehow gaining ground on ished new remake” (www. sion. Instead, Confessions attacks it. manners. The main stars, includ- the guy running through the twitchfilm.net).